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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,494 Previously on Astrid and Lilly Save the World. 2 00:00:09,518 --> 00:00:11,344 - Ahh! - I want you to welcome 3 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:12,781 Pine Academy's newest student 4 00:00:12,815 --> 00:00:14,450 FYI, we have another monster. 5 00:00:14,484 --> 00:00:16,041 It deposits eggs in people's throats. 6 00:00:16,066 --> 00:00:17,435 All aboard? 7 00:00:17,460 --> 00:00:18,602 I'm sure there's a dude out there that's at least 8 00:00:18,626 --> 00:00:20,740 - semi-worthy. - There isn't. 9 00:00:20,765 --> 00:00:22,287 Not a dude, anyway. 10 00:00:22,312 --> 00:00:25,334 LILLY: Kids at school have been getting this weird symbol as a tattoo. 11 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,838 Doesn't look familiar to me. 12 00:00:26,863 --> 00:00:27,865 An orb. 13 00:00:27,890 --> 00:00:30,022 GUARDIAN: They must be the monster hunters. 14 00:00:30,047 --> 00:00:33,111 The Guardian is a story monster It's like your Santa Claus. 15 00:00:33,136 --> 00:00:36,390 But don't worry: I'll get you some proof. 16 00:00:36,415 --> 00:00:37,819 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 17 00:00:37,844 --> 00:00:40,936 _ 18 00:00:40,968 --> 00:00:43,905 _ 19 00:00:43,930 --> 00:00:44,930 _ 20 00:00:47,950 --> 00:00:50,388 ASTRID: I can't believe Michelle gave us detention. 21 00:00:50,421 --> 00:00:52,325 LILLY: I wonder if it's technically illegal 22 00:00:52,358 --> 00:00:54,296 to keep us here on a Saturday. 23 00:00:54,329 --> 00:00:57,537 Hm. Anyways, like I was saying, 24 00:00:57,562 --> 00:00:59,342 Brutus said that while we're stuck here, 25 00:00:59,367 --> 00:01:00,959 he's gonna look into all that Guardian stuff 26 00:01:00,984 --> 00:01:04,000 just to prove that this Guardian guy is a story. 27 00:01:05,586 --> 00:01:07,491 Did you know there's a sex position 28 00:01:07,524 --> 00:01:09,028 - called the pretzel dip? - Hm? 29 00:01:09,061 --> 00:01:10,865 I wonder if Sparrow and I should try it. 30 00:01:10,898 --> 00:01:12,902 Ew. Can we please stop talking about Sparrow 31 00:01:12,935 --> 00:01:14,538 for like, two seconds? 32 00:01:15,573 --> 00:01:17,979 Are you even listening to me? This is super important. 33 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:19,949 Okay, so is this! 34 00:01:20,918 --> 00:01:22,655 I'm not saying Sparrow's not important, 35 00:01:22,689 --> 00:01:24,124 I'm just saying 36 00:01:24,158 --> 00:01:25,968 I don't want you to get distracted again... 37 00:01:25,993 --> 00:01:27,396 What do you mean? 38 00:01:27,992 --> 00:01:31,505 Like, how you forgot to read that file on Trystan 39 00:01:31,539 --> 00:01:32,809 that Brutus gave us. 40 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:35,715 Okay, fine, like, I said I was sorry. 41 00:01:35,748 --> 00:01:37,125 It's okay. 42 00:01:37,150 --> 00:01:40,357 But it's not like you've not also been a little distracted. 43 00:01:41,025 --> 00:01:42,628 [YAWNS] 44 00:01:42,662 --> 00:01:44,264 Oh, am I boring you? 45 00:01:44,298 --> 00:01:46,102 I didn't sleep well last night, okay. 46 00:01:46,135 --> 00:01:47,772 [SIGHS] 47 00:01:47,805 --> 00:01:49,575 And what do you mean by distracted...? 48 00:01:50,379 --> 00:01:51,848 You know, 49 00:01:51,873 --> 00:01:54,632 all the endless rehearsing lines with C-bomb. 50 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:57,000 Well, I had to do something while you were eating pretzels 51 00:01:57,024 --> 00:01:58,627 with Sparrow. 52 00:01:58,731 --> 00:02:00,635 And can we stop calling her C-bomb? 53 00:02:01,506 --> 00:02:03,643 You wanna call her by her name? 54 00:02:05,140 --> 00:02:06,743 Gross! 55 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:08,814 This is worse than I thought. 56 00:02:08,847 --> 00:02:10,249 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 57 00:02:11,853 --> 00:02:13,256 [DOOR SLAMS SHUT] 58 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:25,046 You boned in here? 59 00:02:26,492 --> 00:02:29,799 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com - 60 00:02:29,823 --> 00:02:31,626 [LOUD WHISTLE] 61 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:33,262 Welcome to detention, delinquents. 62 00:02:33,296 --> 00:02:36,602 We've got six hours of this and if you piss me off, 63 00:02:36,636 --> 00:02:38,239 - you're doing sprints. - [LILLY YAWNS] 64 00:02:38,272 --> 00:02:40,143 Naps will get you sidelined. 65 00:02:40,176 --> 00:02:42,749 And don't even think about giving me any beef. 66 00:02:42,782 --> 00:02:44,585 That's what she said. 67 00:02:44,619 --> 00:02:47,653 Look alive people, because party time is over. 68 00:02:47,678 --> 00:02:49,804 Today you're gonna be crafting 69 00:02:49,829 --> 00:02:52,802 the two most important decorations for the dance. 70 00:02:52,835 --> 00:02:54,839 A life-sized angel and demon. 71 00:02:54,873 --> 00:02:56,710 - [EVERYONE GRUMBLES] - ASTRID: Oh, my God. 72 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:59,047 They are the entryway statement pieces 73 00:02:59,081 --> 00:03:01,218 and they are essential. 74 00:03:01,252 --> 00:03:02,889 They set the tone. 75 00:03:02,922 --> 00:03:04,826 You can thank Astrid and Lilly 76 00:03:04,859 --> 00:03:06,238 for vandalizing my beautiful originals. 77 00:03:06,262 --> 00:03:08,199 - Bravo. - Thanks, guys. 78 00:03:08,232 --> 00:03:09,869 Yeah, I know, right? 79 00:03:09,903 --> 00:03:12,452 But it's not like the rest of you are model students. 80 00:03:12,477 --> 00:03:15,283 Candace spiked the lemonade at the fair, 81 00:03:15,308 --> 00:03:17,312 Sparrow kidnapped a frog from bio, 82 00:03:17,337 --> 00:03:20,265 Tate pantsed someone at practice, and Eggs... 83 00:03:21,158 --> 00:03:22,762 Why are you here? 84 00:03:22,795 --> 00:03:24,298 It's the library. 85 00:03:24,331 --> 00:03:26,068 Whatever. 86 00:03:26,102 --> 00:03:28,907 You guys can start by tearing this toilet paper 87 00:03:28,941 --> 00:03:31,245 into perfect, individual squares, 88 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:33,049 before making them into feathers 89 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:35,955 and gluing them onto wings in a cascading pattern 90 00:03:35,988 --> 00:03:37,725 at a 45-degree angle. 91 00:03:37,758 --> 00:03:39,328 [SUCKS TEETH TWICE] 92 00:03:40,363 --> 00:03:42,635 This is literally my worst nightmare. 93 00:03:42,668 --> 00:03:44,639 [YAWNS] ["NIGHTMARE" ECHOES REPEATEDLY] 94 00:03:46,342 --> 00:03:47,979 [EERIE MUSIC] 95 00:03:48,012 --> 00:03:49,616 [UNINTELLIGIBLE WHISPERED VOICES] 96 00:03:50,851 --> 00:03:52,254 [SQUELCHING] 97 00:03:57,832 --> 00:03:59,234 [HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH] 98 00:04:00,203 --> 00:04:02,675 What did I just say about napping? 99 00:04:02,708 --> 00:04:03,977 Doesn't delinquent numero uno 100 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,322 have some tissue paper to feather? 101 00:04:05,347 --> 00:04:06,407 Oh, sorry. 102 00:04:06,432 --> 00:04:09,238 Go and join the rest of the craft circle. 103 00:04:09,722 --> 00:04:11,893 Ah, the burdens I have to deal with... 104 00:04:11,927 --> 00:04:13,630 [BRIGHT MUSIC] 105 00:04:17,704 --> 00:04:19,174 - [YAWNS] - You okay, sleepy? 106 00:04:19,543 --> 00:04:20,946 I think so. 107 00:04:21,499 --> 00:04:24,051 I just had the creepiest nightmare. 108 00:04:24,084 --> 00:04:27,758 Some sort of scary-ass, wet, toothy monster. 109 00:04:27,792 --> 00:04:29,194 In your dream, 110 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:31,666 or you mean the one that just woke you up? 111 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:33,102 [LAUGHING] 112 00:04:40,951 --> 00:04:42,387 Unbelievable. 113 00:04:42,420 --> 00:04:43,733 What? 114 00:04:43,758 --> 00:04:45,362 Nothing. 115 00:04:45,687 --> 00:04:47,591 You call that a feather, Bradley? 116 00:04:48,867 --> 00:04:50,303 [WHISPERS UNINTELLIGIBLY] 117 00:04:50,336 --> 00:04:51,940 [LAUGHING] 118 00:04:57,484 --> 00:04:58,874 Oh, yeah, I almost forgot, 119 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:02,022 no food or drink in here. Not even water, capisce? 120 00:05:03,229 --> 00:05:04,832 [ZIPPER OPENING] 121 00:05:05,835 --> 00:05:07,471 Michelle? 122 00:05:07,505 --> 00:05:08,974 I gotta whizz. 123 00:05:09,007 --> 00:05:10,611 Already? 124 00:05:11,045 --> 00:05:12,648 Ah, fine, but make it speedy. 125 00:05:12,982 --> 00:05:15,354 And don't go in your locker this time! 126 00:05:15,387 --> 00:05:16,790 [PLAYFUL MUSIC] 127 00:05:19,127 --> 00:05:20,731 Hey. 128 00:05:21,031 --> 00:05:22,668 The facts in volume two 129 00:05:22,702 --> 00:05:24,639 will scare the crap out of you. 130 00:05:28,614 --> 00:05:30,016 [WHISPERED LAUGH] 131 00:05:31,151 --> 00:05:32,822 [SCOFFS] 132 00:05:33,557 --> 00:05:34,926 [MICHELLE SIGHS] 133 00:05:38,934 --> 00:05:40,538 [CRUNCHING] 134 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,379 I think I might like crafting. 135 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:45,714 So metal, dude. 136 00:05:45,748 --> 00:05:47,652 I think I might like you. 137 00:05:48,420 --> 00:05:50,724 I mean, it's better than the alternative, right? 138 00:05:50,758 --> 00:05:53,697 Doing what my mom wants, going to youth group every day. 139 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:55,467 - Oh, my God. - Amen. 140 00:05:55,501 --> 00:05:57,638 Speaking of breaking the rules, 141 00:05:57,672 --> 00:05:59,609 do you wanna go sneak in the stacks and make out? 142 00:05:59,642 --> 00:06:01,045 Definitely, yes, definitely. 143 00:06:02,982 --> 00:06:07,123 Ooh, I think I figured out something pretty effing cool. 144 00:06:07,157 --> 00:06:08,760 Whoa, cool. 145 00:06:08,794 --> 00:06:10,598 Secret crafting genius. 146 00:06:20,116 --> 00:06:21,720 [YAWN] 147 00:06:22,888 --> 00:06:24,626 Meet me in the stacks 148 00:06:24,659 --> 00:06:26,529 in 137 seconds... 149 00:06:27,063 --> 00:06:28,667 - [SLAPS TABLE] - Done. 150 00:06:35,748 --> 00:06:37,183 Hm. 151 00:06:37,217 --> 00:06:38,820 Come on. 152 00:06:44,632 --> 00:06:47,605 So, do you wanna tell me why you couldn't sleep? 153 00:06:47,638 --> 00:06:50,486 You mean besides hunting monsters? 154 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:51,880 Yeah. 155 00:06:51,913 --> 00:06:54,919 I feel like there's something else going on. 156 00:06:54,953 --> 00:06:56,999 Well, you always get like this when you're uber stressed. 157 00:06:57,023 --> 00:06:58,627 What else could be going on? 158 00:06:58,660 --> 00:07:00,196 I don't know, you tell me. 159 00:07:00,448 --> 00:07:02,019 There's nothing to tell. 160 00:07:02,501 --> 00:07:03,937 [SCOFFS] 161 00:07:03,971 --> 00:07:06,141 Is this because me and Sparrow boned? 162 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:08,045 Not everything is about Sparrow! 163 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,083 - Okay, well, what is it then? - Nothing! 164 00:07:10,116 --> 00:07:12,459 It doesn't seem like nothing. 165 00:07:12,484 --> 00:07:13,834 I don't know what to tell you. 166 00:07:13,859 --> 00:07:15,126 - Fine. - Fine. 167 00:07:15,159 --> 00:07:16,863 [UPBEAT NEW WAVE MUSIC] 168 00:08:00,884 --> 00:08:03,924 Happy I can provide this important cheering up service. 169 00:08:03,957 --> 00:08:05,561 [ASTRID LAUGHS QUIETLY] 170 00:08:06,930 --> 00:08:09,268 I just don't understand why she's so cagey. 171 00:08:09,769 --> 00:08:11,171 It's not like her. 172 00:08:12,173 --> 00:08:13,744 [LAUGHS] 173 00:08:13,777 --> 00:08:15,179 - What? - No, it's... 174 00:08:16,048 --> 00:08:18,361 Reminds me of someone I know. 175 00:08:18,395 --> 00:08:19,395 Touche. 176 00:08:19,895 --> 00:08:21,465 But it's not like her... 177 00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:23,736 It's frustrating. 178 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,941 I'm sorry, babe. 179 00:08:27,043 --> 00:08:28,479 Babe? 180 00:08:28,513 --> 00:08:30,149 Too much? 181 00:08:30,182 --> 00:08:31,786 No, I like it. 182 00:08:32,955 --> 00:08:35,292 It's just no one's ever called me "babe" before. 183 00:08:38,232 --> 00:08:39,867 - Babe. - Babe. 184 00:08:39,902 --> 00:08:41,304 [LAUGHING] 185 00:08:45,947 --> 00:08:47,350 [ASTRID LAUGHS] 186 00:08:48,786 --> 00:08:50,222 [WHOOSH] 187 00:08:50,256 --> 00:08:51,859 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 188 00:08:55,032 --> 00:08:56,435 [CLICK] 189 00:08:59,207 --> 00:09:00,810 [YAWN] 190 00:09:01,913 --> 00:09:03,348 [DEEP INHALE] 191 00:09:03,382 --> 00:09:04,985 [EXHALE] 192 00:09:06,956 --> 00:09:08,358 [CREEPY MUSIC] 193 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,786 [SCREAMS] 194 00:09:21,819 --> 00:09:23,155 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 195 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,125 You made me ruin my nail! 196 00:09:25,159 --> 00:09:26,762 - [NERVOUS BREATHING] - Sorry. 197 00:09:27,965 --> 00:09:29,367 Nightmare. 198 00:09:36,081 --> 00:09:37,484 [DEEP SIGH] 199 00:09:39,555 --> 00:09:41,157 [EERIE MUSIC] 200 00:09:46,067 --> 00:09:47,471 [BREATHY UNINTELLIGIBLE WHISPERS] 201 00:10:10,483 --> 00:10:12,053 [SCREECHING] 202 00:10:15,076 --> 00:10:16,982 You know I think you're already perfect. 203 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,876 I know, but don't you think 204 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:21,271 butt implants would take me to the next level? 205 00:10:21,304 --> 00:10:23,876 Oh, if there is such a thing as next level, 206 00:10:23,910 --> 00:10:25,121 I've never seen it. [MICHELLE SIGHS] 207 00:10:25,145 --> 00:10:28,185 Yeah, I guess this is sort of outside of your wheelhouse. 208 00:10:28,218 --> 00:10:29,248 Oh, no, no, no, I meant... 209 00:10:29,273 --> 00:10:31,377 You know, I think I'm gonna do it. 210 00:10:31,402 --> 00:10:34,272 Okay, well, why don't you try falsies first? 211 00:10:34,297 --> 00:10:36,569 And you can test them out at the dance! 212 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,238 Yeah, maybe. 213 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:40,175 [SUCKS AIR IN THROUGH TEETH] [SLAPS BUTTOCK] 214 00:10:40,209 --> 00:10:41,232 You know what? 215 00:10:41,257 --> 00:10:43,829 I think I need a diet soda to think straight. 216 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:50,463 You, 217 00:10:50,497 --> 00:10:52,033 delinquent numero uno, 218 00:10:52,066 --> 00:10:53,436 go get me a diet soda from the caf. 219 00:10:53,469 --> 00:10:55,172 And make sure it's not flat. 220 00:10:55,205 --> 00:10:58,011 Take someone with you so you don't vandalize anything else in the school. 221 00:10:58,045 --> 00:11:00,149 I think Candace said she had to go to the bathroom? 222 00:11:00,182 --> 00:11:01,919 When did she say that? 223 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,992 Sure, whatever. 224 00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:13,308 [CREEPY MUSIC] 225 00:11:17,651 --> 00:11:19,455 [CHITTERING] 226 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:35,620 [SCREAM] 227 00:11:39,026 --> 00:11:41,532 It's supposed to look shiny, not slimy. 228 00:11:41,565 --> 00:11:43,903 It's like you've never decoupaged a demon head before, 229 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,339 I swear. 230 00:11:46,590 --> 00:11:47,959 Eggs! 231 00:11:47,984 --> 00:11:50,124 When you're done doing your little nerdy stuff, 232 00:11:50,149 --> 00:11:53,121 I need you to glue these eyeballs onto this tail. 233 00:11:53,155 --> 00:11:56,929 According to Zoroastrian and Mesopotamian demon mythology, 234 00:11:56,962 --> 00:11:59,367 eyeballs on tails aren't accurate. 235 00:12:01,004 --> 00:12:02,406 You two. 236 00:12:02,441 --> 00:12:05,379 You think you're pretty clever sneaking off, huh? 237 00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:06,537 I'm separating you. 238 00:12:06,562 --> 00:12:09,510 I need you crafting, not goofing on the job. 239 00:12:09,988 --> 00:12:11,391 [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC] 240 00:12:12,594 --> 00:12:14,197 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 241 00:12:15,013 --> 00:12:16,416 Yah! 242 00:12:21,010 --> 00:12:22,379 Okay, Carl, 243 00:12:22,714 --> 00:12:24,350 time to focus. No... 244 00:12:25,018 --> 00:12:26,422 the school fair is over. 245 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,158 We need to research the Guardian 246 00:12:28,191 --> 00:12:30,095 and put the girls' minds at rest. 247 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:32,133 [TENDER MUSIC] 248 00:12:33,736 --> 00:12:35,339 Okay. 249 00:12:35,573 --> 00:12:38,345 Five minutes more, but after that, we get to work! 250 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,288 Okay. 251 00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:46,027 Whoo! 252 00:12:47,296 --> 00:12:48,666 [GIBBERISH] 253 00:12:51,472 --> 00:12:53,074 So, um... 254 00:12:53,341 --> 00:12:55,012 The fair last night. 255 00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:56,415 What about it? 256 00:12:56,749 --> 00:12:58,385 Um, uh... 257 00:12:58,419 --> 00:13:00,155 I'm just kidding. 258 00:13:00,189 --> 00:13:02,159 Uh, that was really fun. 259 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:04,163 I mean, I thought so. 260 00:13:04,498 --> 00:13:06,134 [GENTLE MUSIC] 261 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,369 But still, uh... 262 00:13:07,403 --> 00:13:10,443 Kinda surprised you didn't take Astrid with you now instead. 263 00:13:10,476 --> 00:13:13,584 It's just nice to hang out with someone else for a change. 264 00:13:13,609 --> 00:13:15,046 Someone else? 265 00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,591 Uh, you else...? 266 00:13:17,624 --> 00:13:19,193 That's not a thing. 267 00:13:19,795 --> 00:13:21,397 [TENDER MUSIC] 268 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,405 Oh, so that's how it is, huh? 269 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,609 Mm-hm. 270 00:13:26,642 --> 00:13:28,211 Um... 271 00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:30,082 maybe we can sneak into the stacks 272 00:13:30,115 --> 00:13:31,552 when we get back. 273 00:13:31,585 --> 00:13:33,489 That feels a little public. 274 00:13:33,523 --> 00:13:35,192 Um... 275 00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:37,229 you know, maybe we should just keep things for us 276 00:13:37,263 --> 00:13:38,633 for a while? 277 00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:40,302 Okay. 278 00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:44,778 It's just, um... 279 00:13:44,811 --> 00:13:46,649 you know, everyone's always in my business, 280 00:13:46,682 --> 00:13:49,186 and I thought it might be nice to have some time 281 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:50,623 to ourselves, you know? 282 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:53,194 Yeah. 283 00:13:53,228 --> 00:13:54,631 Yeah, that sounds nice. 284 00:14:14,838 --> 00:14:16,675 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] [SCREECH] 285 00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,144 I know, right? 286 00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:19,347 Yeah, that was magical. 287 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:22,253 Uh, we should probably get back to the library, like stat, 288 00:14:22,286 --> 00:14:24,658 before Michelle glue guns us to our seats. 289 00:14:25,325 --> 00:14:27,196 That seems a bit excessive, but okay. 290 00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,202 LILLY: Ahh, come on. 291 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,741 [SLAPS TABLE] 292 00:14:32,774 --> 00:14:34,411 Um, hi? 293 00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:37,082 It's here. The creepy-ass monster from my nightmare. 294 00:14:37,116 --> 00:14:38,118 What? 295 00:14:38,151 --> 00:14:41,625 It's friggin' real and here inside the school. 296 00:14:41,659 --> 00:14:43,295 Oh, and bonus: 297 00:14:43,328 --> 00:14:45,500 it's the most terrifying one we've seen yet. 298 00:14:46,535 --> 00:14:48,171 Oh... 299 00:14:48,204 --> 00:14:49,775 Okay, not him... 300 00:14:51,578 --> 00:14:53,148 Not them... 301 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:55,787 Not her... 302 00:14:56,488 --> 00:14:58,526 No, no! 303 00:14:58,559 --> 00:15:00,797 We just we need to find, like 304 00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,834 ... The Somnium Viatore? 305 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:05,440 I sure as shit hope not. 306 00:15:05,473 --> 00:15:07,376 - How bad? - Really damn bad. 307 00:15:07,409 --> 00:15:09,848 It's a nightmare traveler that enters the realm 308 00:15:09,881 --> 00:15:12,854 through the nightmare of someone keeping a secret. 309 00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:14,858 Mm-hm. 310 00:15:15,274 --> 00:15:17,545 That we cannot detect because... 311 00:15:17,697 --> 00:15:21,204 Well, shit, our powers don't work on the dream travelers. 312 00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:22,674 Thanks a lot, Lilly. 313 00:15:22,707 --> 00:15:24,478 Sorry, it's not like I did it on purpose. 314 00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:26,180 Okay, what are you not telling me? 315 00:15:26,214 --> 00:15:27,617 Nothing! 316 00:15:27,651 --> 00:15:29,353 [ASTRID SIGHS] 317 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:32,192 Once it's unleashed, it can attack anyone. 318 00:15:32,226 --> 00:15:34,765 It wraps you in its wet hair cocoon like a spider. 319 00:15:34,798 --> 00:15:36,635 Then stores you in its web. 320 00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:39,340 Oh, where, if you remain too long, 321 00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:41,210 will dissolve and melt your skin. 322 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,714 What the hell? Oh... 323 00:15:42,747 --> 00:15:44,818 [INHALES THROUGH TEETH] I do not need this today! 324 00:15:44,851 --> 00:15:48,726 To kill it, you have to suck it up into a video camera? 325 00:15:48,759 --> 00:15:50,463 Do those even still exist? 326 00:15:50,797 --> 00:15:52,399 [EDGY MUSIC] 327 00:16:04,691 --> 00:16:07,630 And that means the next full moon is... 328 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,874 [GROANS] 329 00:16:12,907 --> 00:16:16,347 I defs didn't get any signal it was here, did you? 330 00:16:16,381 --> 00:16:18,586 No, no leg twitch. Nothing! 331 00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:21,792 So, then it's definitely that nightmare thingie. 332 00:16:21,825 --> 00:16:23,596 How'd it happen again? 333 00:16:23,629 --> 00:16:25,198 Oh, I was ma... 334 00:16:25,232 --> 00:16:26,869 Uh, getting a soda and, uh... 335 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,506 there it was. 336 00:16:28,839 --> 00:16:30,443 Right. 337 00:16:30,710 --> 00:16:32,547 How was that soda? 338 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,418 Extra delicious? 339 00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,887 Did you get me one? 340 00:16:36,242 --> 00:16:39,381 Or were you two too busy drinking all the sodas yourself? 341 00:16:39,728 --> 00:16:41,432 What are you talking about? 342 00:16:41,465 --> 00:16:44,805 Why didn't you pick me to get Michelle's flat soda? 343 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,407 Why did you pick Candace? 344 00:16:46,442 --> 00:16:48,278 I'm supposed to be your best friend. 345 00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:51,552 Uh, excuse me for picking a different friend for once. 346 00:16:51,585 --> 00:16:53,622 Are you and Candace actually friends again? 347 00:16:53,656 --> 00:16:55,225 So, what if we are? 348 00:16:55,258 --> 00:16:57,697 It's not like you don't have any new people in your life. 349 00:16:57,731 --> 00:16:59,534 Well, excusez-moi for having a boyfriend. 350 00:16:59,568 --> 00:17:01,438 I don't care that you have a boyfriend. 351 00:17:01,472 --> 00:17:04,444 Well, I don't care that you have other friends. It's just Candace? 352 00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:05,979 She is the worst. 353 00:17:06,013 --> 00:17:08,318 You don't know her. No one does. 354 00:17:08,351 --> 00:17:09,821 I'm pretty sure I do. 355 00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:12,960 It's just really weird you're being so secretive about it. 356 00:17:12,994 --> 00:17:14,831 Me, secretive? 357 00:17:15,988 --> 00:17:18,108 Pretty sure this belongs to Sparrow. 358 00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,841 Your boyfriend. 359 00:17:19,874 --> 00:17:21,945 He must've dropped it off in the back of my car, 360 00:17:21,978 --> 00:17:24,459 where, apparently, you had sex. 361 00:17:24,484 --> 00:17:25,887 [DRAMATIC MUSIC HIT] 362 00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:29,293 You know that car is our sacred space! 363 00:17:30,362 --> 00:17:33,401 Well, at least I didn't bring our most sworn enemy 364 00:17:33,436 --> 00:17:35,005 to Pudge Patrol HQ, 365 00:17:35,038 --> 00:17:37,977 our absolute most private sacred space! 366 00:17:38,512 --> 00:17:40,248 Candace is not our enemy. 367 00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:43,021 She might be yours, but she's definitely not mine! 368 00:17:43,054 --> 00:17:44,724 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDE] 369 00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:46,327 [TENSE MUSIC] [DOOR OPENS] 370 00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:50,636 [DOOR CLOSES] 371 00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,964 I'd like to see that journal when you're done with it. 372 00:17:59,988 --> 00:18:02,359 Yeah, no problem. It might take me a while. 373 00:18:02,392 --> 00:18:05,733 Hm, doesn't usually take me that long to read, but whatever. 374 00:18:07,604 --> 00:18:09,774 That is cool. Did you draw that? 375 00:18:09,808 --> 00:18:11,478 Uh, what? No, it's nothing. 376 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:13,916 Okay, sorry, never mind. 377 00:18:13,949 --> 00:18:16,421 It's just, it's private. 378 00:18:16,889 --> 00:18:18,792 You don't trust me or something? 379 00:18:18,826 --> 00:18:20,563 [LILLY CLEARS HER THROAT] 380 00:18:21,965 --> 00:18:23,636 I... I do! 381 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,807 It's just my life is complicated. 382 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,644 What does that mean? 383 00:18:28,077 --> 00:18:29,681 I can't tell you. 384 00:18:29,714 --> 00:18:32,804 - All right, okay, I got it. - Okay, okay, no wait! 385 00:18:32,829 --> 00:18:34,467 It's fine, we're doing the whole hot cold thing, 386 00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:35,927 I get it. I'm... 387 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,331 I'm gonna go work on my feather sculpture. 388 00:18:38,364 --> 00:18:39,668 [GENTLE MUSIC] 389 00:18:42,139 --> 00:18:43,776 [ASTRID SIGHS] 390 00:18:44,611 --> 00:18:46,080 Thanks monsters 391 00:18:46,113 --> 00:18:47,750 and Lilly's stupid nightmare, 392 00:18:47,784 --> 00:18:49,688 that she won't even tell me about. 393 00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:57,770 [SIGH] 394 00:18:59,841 --> 00:19:01,612 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 395 00:19:01,645 --> 00:19:04,851 This doesn't look anything like the picture I showed you! 396 00:19:04,885 --> 00:19:07,122 I already have to go to this thing alone, 397 00:19:07,155 --> 00:19:09,694 which I always end up doing and it totally bums me out, 398 00:19:09,728 --> 00:19:11,565 and all I wanna do is just look around 399 00:19:11,598 --> 00:19:13,376 and see these decorations looking perfect 400 00:19:13,401 --> 00:19:15,772 so that I'm not double bummed out, you know?! 401 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,710 You know, 402 00:19:17,744 --> 00:19:20,115 if you don't want to go to the dance alone, 403 00:19:20,148 --> 00:19:22,887 why don't you just ask somebody to go with you? 404 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,125 What? [TENDER MUSIC FADES OUT] 405 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,463 Shit, did I say that out loud? 406 00:19:28,866 --> 00:19:31,772 - Tate. - Ah, shit, what now? 407 00:19:31,805 --> 00:19:33,742 Go raid the art supply closet. 408 00:19:33,776 --> 00:19:35,513 I need it, I need the good stuff. 409 00:19:35,546 --> 00:19:37,450 Get me the good stuff! 410 00:19:37,483 --> 00:19:40,121 Real feathers, gold yarn, whatever is sparkly! 411 00:19:40,155 --> 00:19:42,532 Anything to make this look hot. 412 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:43,996 And gold paint. 413 00:19:44,029 --> 00:19:45,633 [TENDER MUSIC] 414 00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:47,102 Take someone! 415 00:19:47,704 --> 00:19:49,106 [FLIP-FLOP SHOES RECEDING] 416 00:19:51,512 --> 00:19:53,850 Well, up for a little one on one? 417 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,024 [HEAVY SIGH] 418 00:19:59,527 --> 00:20:01,030 I'll take that as a yes. 419 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,971 [PENSIVE MUSIC] 420 00:20:11,985 --> 00:20:13,589 [DOORS CLOSES] 421 00:20:15,526 --> 00:20:17,897 Jonas used to keep a box of weird craft stuff 422 00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:19,868 that might chill Michelle the F out. 423 00:20:20,736 --> 00:20:22,172 Oh, there it is. 424 00:20:22,205 --> 00:20:23,809 Top shelf. 425 00:20:23,842 --> 00:20:25,513 All right. 426 00:20:25,546 --> 00:20:27,215 You know, it's been fun to hang out, 427 00:20:27,249 --> 00:20:29,654 me and you, like it used to be. 428 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,825 It's been a while since we were alone. 429 00:20:31,858 --> 00:20:33,495 I guess. 430 00:20:33,762 --> 00:20:35,900 You know, I was thinkin', for old time's sake, 431 00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:38,071 maybe you could help me out with something. 432 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,941 Gross, Tate, I'm not gonna... 433 00:20:39,975 --> 00:20:41,912 No, uh, no, that's not what I meant. 434 00:20:41,945 --> 00:20:43,282 I just... 435 00:20:43,307 --> 00:20:46,087 I thought maybe you could explain to me again 436 00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,383 why you broke up with me? 437 00:20:48,692 --> 00:20:50,863 Seriously? I-I thought we talked about this. 438 00:20:50,896 --> 00:20:52,700 Yeah, no we did. It just, uh, it would, 439 00:20:52,734 --> 00:20:55,539 it would help me out, you know, to process some stuff. 440 00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:57,033 [SIGHS] Fine. 441 00:20:57,075 --> 00:21:00,115 I broke up with you because we want different things, Tate. 442 00:21:00,148 --> 00:21:02,687 We have nothing in common, and you know it. 443 00:21:03,121 --> 00:21:04,724 Do I? 444 00:21:05,526 --> 00:21:07,864 Or is it because you and Lilly are together? 445 00:21:08,298 --> 00:21:10,636 Uh... 446 00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:13,074 What are you talking about? 447 00:21:13,107 --> 00:21:15,145 Nice try. I saw you guys kissing. 448 00:21:15,178 --> 00:21:17,617 - We weren't... - I saw you. 449 00:21:17,650 --> 00:21:20,155 If you're going to break up with me, Candace, whatever. 450 00:21:20,188 --> 00:21:23,227 But I never thought you were a cheater and a liar. 451 00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:25,566 I never cheated on you, I swear. 452 00:21:25,599 --> 00:21:26,968 [SCOFFS] 453 00:21:29,641 --> 00:21:31,077 Please don't tell anyone. 454 00:21:31,611 --> 00:21:33,014 Please. 455 00:21:34,951 --> 00:21:36,555 [WINGS FLUTTERING] 456 00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,539 [SCOFFS] 457 00:21:46,273 --> 00:21:48,011 You know what, Carl... 458 00:21:49,179 --> 00:21:51,752 for a stuffed animal, you can be really judgey. 459 00:21:52,553 --> 00:21:54,724 Yes, I still have my bedtime story books. 460 00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:55,860 Ah... 461 00:21:55,893 --> 00:21:57,773 Well, maybe because they're filled with my favorite 462 00:21:57,797 --> 00:21:59,634 make-believes, you ever think of that, hm? 463 00:21:59,667 --> 00:22:01,605 So, now, I'm just gonna get to the story 464 00:22:01,638 --> 00:22:03,174 of the Guardians, show the girls 465 00:22:03,207 --> 00:22:05,111 that it's all just silly stories. 466 00:22:10,188 --> 00:22:11,825 [TENSE MUSIC] 467 00:22:11,858 --> 00:22:13,261 [SCOFFS] 468 00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:19,874 It's uh... 469 00:22:19,908 --> 00:22:21,511 It's not in here. 470 00:22:22,914 --> 00:22:24,851 If it's not in here, then, uh... 471 00:22:36,942 --> 00:22:38,579 Uh, it-it's fine. 472 00:22:38,612 --> 00:22:40,048 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 473 00:22:40,081 --> 00:22:41,651 I said it's fine. 474 00:22:47,864 --> 00:22:49,299 Everything okay? 475 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:50,903 Yeah, totally fine. 476 00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:53,207 You sure? 477 00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:54,878 Yep. 478 00:22:55,679 --> 00:22:57,750 So, I was wonder... ing... 479 00:22:58,852 --> 00:23:00,288 [GENTLE MUSIC] 480 00:23:14,049 --> 00:23:15,653 [TENSE MUSIC] 481 00:23:18,859 --> 00:23:20,261 [SIGHS] 482 00:23:27,142 --> 00:23:28,779 [CHITTERING] [BOOM] 483 00:23:38,397 --> 00:23:40,001 Hello? 484 00:23:44,176 --> 00:23:45,813 [LOUD EERIE MUSIC] 485 00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,687 [SCREECH] [SCREAM] 486 00:23:53,327 --> 00:23:54,998 [RASPY BREATHING] 487 00:23:55,031 --> 00:23:56,367 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 488 00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:18,469 - [DRAMATIC MUSIC] - May I talk to you? 489 00:24:20,381 --> 00:24:21,985 Privately? 490 00:24:32,339 --> 00:24:34,777 So, I know you guys aren't 491 00:24:34,811 --> 00:24:36,815 hunting monsters. 492 00:24:36,848 --> 00:24:39,420 However, I do have some really important information 493 00:24:39,454 --> 00:24:41,223 for anyone who was 494 00:24:41,257 --> 00:24:43,027 hunting 495 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:44,430 monsters... 496 00:24:46,501 --> 00:24:48,805 Fine, yes, we're hunting monsters. What? 497 00:24:48,839 --> 00:24:50,910 - Astrid! - Yeah, well, he clearly knows! 498 00:24:50,943 --> 00:24:53,080 According to my research, 499 00:24:53,114 --> 00:24:55,853 the three solar flares that created the triangulation 500 00:24:55,886 --> 00:24:58,391 all occurred on full moon nights. 501 00:24:58,425 --> 00:25:01,063 There's a series of special solar eclipses 502 00:25:01,096 --> 00:25:03,034 set to happen over the next couple of months. 503 00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:05,038 Which means 504 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:07,083 something big is gonna happen. 505 00:25:07,108 --> 00:25:08,779 What? 506 00:25:08,812 --> 00:25:11,083 I don't know. You're the monster hunter. 507 00:25:11,116 --> 00:25:13,455 Okay, well, tell her 508 00:25:13,488 --> 00:25:15,191 that we opened the portal on a full moon 509 00:25:15,225 --> 00:25:16,861 and that we should probably check it out. 510 00:25:16,895 --> 00:25:18,331 Tell her, 511 00:25:18,364 --> 00:25:20,335 duh, we should definitely check it out, 512 00:25:20,368 --> 00:25:22,148 but, right now, we should probably deal with the monsters 513 00:25:22,172 --> 00:25:24,076 that are right in front of our faces 514 00:25:24,109 --> 00:25:25,713 and deal with that later. 515 00:25:26,848 --> 00:25:28,919 You guys can hear each other, right? 516 00:25:33,294 --> 00:25:34,964 Supplies? 517 00:25:34,998 --> 00:25:36,367 Duh! 518 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,037 [LILLY SIGHS] 519 00:25:38,505 --> 00:25:40,108 [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC] 520 00:25:45,786 --> 00:25:47,222 [LILLY SIGHS] 521 00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:48,892 [ASTRID MUTTERS UNDER HER BREATH] 522 00:25:48,926 --> 00:25:51,363 So, you won't tell me about whatever that is 523 00:25:51,397 --> 00:25:53,000 but you're gonna tell Eggs? 524 00:25:53,034 --> 00:25:55,104 I don't have to tell you everything, you know. 525 00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:56,483 No, you don't have to tell me everything, 526 00:25:56,508 --> 00:25:57,944 but you don't tell me anything. 527 00:25:57,977 --> 00:25:59,990 You're always running off and saying you can't tell me why. 528 00:26:00,014 --> 00:26:02,399 Like every single time that we're together. 529 00:26:02,887 --> 00:26:04,457 What am I supposed to do with that? 530 00:26:04,490 --> 00:26:07,997 Excuse me, what did I say, delinquent numero dos? 531 00:26:08,030 --> 00:26:10,201 Less talking, more crafting! 532 00:26:15,178 --> 00:26:16,815 Screw this. 533 00:26:19,019 --> 00:26:20,422 [GLOOMY MUSIC] 534 00:26:20,456 --> 00:26:22,092 [BLOWS THROUGH TEETH] 535 00:26:27,202 --> 00:26:29,006 [TENDER MUSIC] 536 00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:44,236 [TENSE MUSIC] 537 00:27:04,242 --> 00:27:05,946 [CHITTERING] 538 00:27:06,948 --> 00:27:08,351 [SIGHS] 539 00:27:19,874 --> 00:27:21,578 [SCREAMING] 540 00:27:21,611 --> 00:27:23,582 Oh, I know what you're thinking, 541 00:27:23,615 --> 00:27:26,320 but the Guardian definitely isn't in the demon book. 542 00:27:26,955 --> 00:27:28,592 So, stop. [LAUGHS] 543 00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:30,629 Everyone knows not to believe a Kevaculous 544 00:27:30,662 --> 00:27:32,365 in the midst of an exorcism. 545 00:27:32,666 --> 00:27:34,302 And besides... 546 00:27:35,439 --> 00:27:37,342 my dad wouldn't have lied to me. 547 00:27:38,044 --> 00:27:39,580 Right? 548 00:27:41,918 --> 00:27:43,354 I mean, it can't be, right? 549 00:27:43,387 --> 00:27:44,991 It-it's just... 550 00:27:45,024 --> 00:27:46,461 It can't be. 551 00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:52,205 Grozzy... 552 00:27:54,109 --> 00:27:56,213 Gulfopigus... See? 553 00:27:56,648 --> 00:27:58,250 No Guardian. 554 00:27:58,284 --> 00:27:59,954 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 555 00:27:59,987 --> 00:28:01,524 Oh... 556 00:28:01,558 --> 00:28:03,227 The Guardian, with a... 557 00:28:03,528 --> 00:28:05,164 With a "T". 558 00:28:05,198 --> 00:28:06,968 [SIGHS] 559 00:28:07,001 --> 00:28:09,474 Well that doesn't mean he's here in Copper's Cove. 560 00:28:11,143 --> 00:28:12,580 Ahh... 561 00:28:12,613 --> 00:28:14,382 [DARK MUSIC] 562 00:28:17,288 --> 00:28:18,658 Oh. 563 00:28:27,543 --> 00:28:29,680 Well, you have longer arms, just saying. 564 00:28:29,714 --> 00:28:31,350 Oh, you're impossible. 565 00:28:35,358 --> 00:28:40,101 Mm! 566 00:28:42,740 --> 00:28:44,309 No. 567 00:28:44,342 --> 00:28:46,380 Michelle, we need more art supplies. 568 00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:49,155 For your beautiful decorations. 569 00:28:49,305 --> 00:28:51,491 Astrid and I could go? 570 00:28:51,524 --> 00:28:54,564 We think we know where Jonas kept the glitter gun. 571 00:28:54,597 --> 00:28:56,200 Fine. 572 00:28:56,233 --> 00:28:57,670 Don't do anything weird. 573 00:29:02,345 --> 00:29:03,982 [DRAMATIC, DARK MUSIC] 574 00:29:24,156 --> 00:29:25,592 [GASPS] 575 00:29:25,626 --> 00:29:27,228 You're a real dick, 576 00:29:27,796 --> 00:29:29,399 you know that? 577 00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:31,336 [CHITTERING] 578 00:29:39,085 --> 00:29:40,489 [SCREAM] 579 00:29:41,624 --> 00:29:43,595 I didn't realize it was necessary 580 00:29:43,628 --> 00:29:45,364 to slam every single door. 581 00:29:45,398 --> 00:29:47,244 Well, I told you the web wouldn't be in the caf. 582 00:29:47,268 --> 00:29:49,206 - It's too bright. - Oh, well, sorry. 583 00:29:49,239 --> 00:29:50,599 Didn't realize you were the expert. 584 00:29:50,709 --> 00:29:54,750 Not like I've been seeing this thing in my dream all day, but whatever. 585 00:29:54,784 --> 00:29:56,421 [LOCKER MECHANISM CLATTERS] 586 00:29:56,454 --> 00:29:58,257 The other hallway would've been faster. 587 00:29:58,290 --> 00:30:01,129 Maybe if Candace suggested it, you would've listened. 588 00:30:01,163 --> 00:30:02,600 Hm... 589 00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:05,539 Hm, well, 590 00:30:05,572 --> 00:30:07,408 the most responsible one of us should hold it. 591 00:30:07,443 --> 00:30:09,045 Mm-hm. 592 00:30:10,281 --> 00:30:11,718 - [SIGH] - Whatever. 593 00:30:12,774 --> 00:30:14,566 Okay, well, one less thing on the list: 594 00:30:14,590 --> 00:30:16,360 we need the video camera. 595 00:30:16,393 --> 00:30:18,230 Well, I know where Jonas kept it. 596 00:30:18,255 --> 00:30:19,836 Oh, congratulations. Why don't you go get it then? 597 00:30:19,861 --> 00:30:21,771 Well, super, why don't I? 598 00:30:22,806 --> 00:30:24,477 Well, super, why-yi-yi-yi... 599 00:30:27,816 --> 00:30:30,656 So I guess we're just gonna be all business then. 600 00:30:30,689 --> 00:30:32,292 Yep! [SIGHS] 601 00:30:32,325 --> 00:30:33,762 All business. 602 00:30:38,538 --> 00:30:40,107 Or... 603 00:30:40,141 --> 00:30:41,778 do you want to talk about anything else, 604 00:30:41,811 --> 00:30:44,082 like Sparrow for the 10 millionth time? 605 00:30:44,644 --> 00:30:46,048 Nope. 606 00:30:46,721 --> 00:30:48,390 Oh, do you want to say something else? 607 00:30:48,425 --> 00:30:50,796 Oh, never mind. Just keep things to yourself. 608 00:30:50,829 --> 00:30:52,499 Cause you're an open book. 609 00:30:55,304 --> 00:30:57,543 Well, this has been a goddamn delight. 610 00:30:57,576 --> 00:30:58,845 [SCREAMING] 611 00:30:58,878 --> 00:31:00,314 [SNARL] 612 00:31:02,185 --> 00:31:03,622 [CREEPY MUSIC] 613 00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,258 [SNARLING] 614 00:31:07,195 --> 00:31:08,565 [ASTRID AND LILLY GROAN] 615 00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:12,205 Great, look what you did. 616 00:31:12,238 --> 00:31:13,675 What I did? 617 00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:15,846 Lilly, with both of us captured, 618 00:31:15,879 --> 00:31:17,816 how are we gonna get outta this? 619 00:31:17,850 --> 00:31:19,520 Who's gonna save us? 620 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,320 [TENSE, CREEPY MUSIC] [MOANS AND GROANS FROM ALL] 621 00:31:31,345 --> 00:31:32,521 [CALMING EXHALE] 622 00:31:32,546 --> 00:31:34,717 You think now might be a good time to tell me 623 00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:36,587 - what's going on? - Yeah, seriously. 624 00:31:36,621 --> 00:31:38,324 Ditto! 625 00:31:41,363 --> 00:31:43,435 Just tell 'em what's going on. 626 00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:46,808 Uh, yeah, um, sorry, Sparrow, um... 627 00:31:47,776 --> 00:31:50,147 Lilly and I are kind of monster hunters. 628 00:31:51,350 --> 00:31:52,753 What the... 629 00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:54,824 That is not what I expected you to say. 630 00:31:54,857 --> 00:31:58,197 This is insane, but I'm weirdly not completely surprised. 631 00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:01,471 [DEEP SIGH] 632 00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:02,959 Tell me the truth... 633 00:32:02,984 --> 00:32:04,998 Are you kidding? Always. 634 00:32:05,378 --> 00:32:08,350 Do you think this dance is gonna be totally lame? 635 00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:10,722 No, what!? No, it sounds totally awesome. 636 00:32:10,756 --> 00:32:13,728 Yeah, but am I totally lame for going by myself? 637 00:32:14,295 --> 00:32:16,300 You could never be lame. 638 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:18,471 You're like negative lame. 639 00:32:18,505 --> 00:32:21,343 And you know this party is gonna be killer 640 00:32:21,376 --> 00:32:22,880 because you planned it. 641 00:32:22,913 --> 00:32:25,485 You are the best party planner in Ohio. 642 00:32:25,519 --> 00:32:27,221 That's what I tell everyone. 643 00:32:27,255 --> 00:32:29,326 Plus you're super-hot and smart 644 00:32:29,359 --> 00:32:30,896 and you're such a good listener. 645 00:32:30,929 --> 00:32:32,800 Going stag is baller. 646 00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:35,505 So, that makes you a cool, independent lady. 647 00:32:35,539 --> 00:32:37,175 I am, aren't I? 648 00:32:37,910 --> 00:32:39,480 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 649 00:32:40,816 --> 00:32:42,385 Yeah, I am. 650 00:32:43,555 --> 00:32:45,224 Okay. 651 00:32:45,257 --> 00:32:47,395 Okay, okay, so, this is where you've been going 652 00:32:47,429 --> 00:32:48,631 this whole time. 653 00:32:48,665 --> 00:32:51,771 Oh, my God, I'm dating Buffy. Holy shit, this is... This is rad. 654 00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:53,775 No, but you should've told me about this before, 655 00:32:53,808 --> 00:32:55,373 like, we were about to die. 656 00:32:55,398 --> 00:32:57,816 Like, "Hey, Sparrow, monsters are real!" 657 00:32:57,850 --> 00:32:59,887 Okay, I'm not gonna let you die. 658 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,279 Monster thing is old news, bro! 659 00:33:01,304 --> 00:33:03,268 You wanna hear the real secret? 660 00:33:03,293 --> 00:33:05,599 Candace and Lilly are frickin' dating. 661 00:33:09,005 --> 00:33:11,276 I wouldn't really call it dating. 662 00:33:12,188 --> 00:33:14,192 Okay, wait a second, Candace? 663 00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:17,411 Wait a second, Tate?! Did you just out them? 664 00:33:17,436 --> 00:33:19,560 On what planet do you think that that's okay? 665 00:33:19,593 --> 00:33:21,798 That's beyond unacceptable, you idiot! 666 00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:25,404 - Thank you. - You gotta be kidding me! 667 00:33:25,439 --> 00:33:27,408 Candace is your crush?! 668 00:33:27,443 --> 00:33:28,945 Why did you lie to me? 669 00:33:28,978 --> 00:33:31,451 Why was I lying to you about C-bomb? 670 00:33:31,484 --> 00:33:32,853 Yes! I tell you everything! 671 00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:34,466 And I would've told you to run for the hills 672 00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:36,359 which you clearly needed to hear! 673 00:33:36,961 --> 00:33:38,565 Man... 674 00:33:38,598 --> 00:33:40,401 are we even friends anymore? 675 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:41,704 Are we even friends anymore?! 676 00:33:41,738 --> 00:33:43,492 You thought we were friends? 677 00:33:43,517 --> 00:33:45,287 You guys call me C-bomb? 678 00:33:45,312 --> 00:33:47,290 Astrid, did it ever occur to you that the reason 679 00:33:47,315 --> 00:33:48,494 I'm not nice to you is because 680 00:33:48,518 --> 00:33:49,854 you're a massive beyotch to me? 681 00:33:49,887 --> 00:33:51,958 Oh, well, it takes one to know one. 682 00:33:51,991 --> 00:33:53,762 Did it ever occur to you 683 00:33:53,795 --> 00:33:56,801 that I was just trying to protect me and my friend? 684 00:33:56,834 --> 00:33:58,404 Hang on... 685 00:33:58,711 --> 00:34:01,677 What did you mean by "we're not really dating"? 686 00:34:02,446 --> 00:34:03,982 Do you not want this anymore? 687 00:34:04,015 --> 00:34:06,319 Are-are you embarrassed of your sexuality? 688 00:34:06,353 --> 00:34:07,589 Because I thought you said... 689 00:34:07,623 --> 00:34:09,493 Uh, not at all. She's fluid, duh. 690 00:34:09,527 --> 00:34:10,996 She's cool with that. 691 00:34:11,029 --> 00:34:12,598 It's you. 692 00:34:14,470 --> 00:34:17,341 So, this was just some big freaking joke to you? 693 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:19,345 This was what I was worried about! 694 00:34:19,379 --> 00:34:21,451 She's the C-bomb for a reason! 695 00:34:21,484 --> 00:34:23,020 Seems like she's playing you! 696 00:34:23,053 --> 00:34:24,666 Maybe you don't know her like you think you do! 697 00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:26,670 Right, because the only way that someone like her 698 00:34:26,694 --> 00:34:28,507 could like someone like me was if it was a joke! 699 00:34:28,531 --> 00:34:29,834 That's not what I said! 700 00:34:29,866 --> 00:34:31,770 I'm not playing you. I just... 701 00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:33,475 LILLY: Oh, my God. 702 00:34:33,508 --> 00:34:34,877 Tate's right. 703 00:34:35,279 --> 00:34:36,715 Astrid's right. 704 00:34:37,227 --> 00:34:38,663 It is me. 705 00:34:40,522 --> 00:34:41,891 You're embarrassed by me? 706 00:34:43,962 --> 00:34:46,533 So, that's why you didn't want to make out in the stacks. 707 00:34:46,567 --> 00:34:48,538 Wait, wait just another goddamn second. 708 00:34:48,578 --> 00:34:50,047 So this jock-turd, Tate, no offense... 709 00:34:50,074 --> 00:34:52,779 knew that you guys were hunting monsters before me too?! 710 00:34:52,813 --> 00:34:54,415 Sparrow, I-I... 711 00:34:54,450 --> 00:34:57,193 I didn't want you to, like, be involved and 712 00:34:57,218 --> 00:34:58,825 So, you've been lying to only me 713 00:34:58,858 --> 00:35:00,495 for our entire relationship. 714 00:35:01,096 --> 00:35:02,766 Hey, guys! 715 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,804 We should probably get outta these hair cocoons 716 00:35:04,837 --> 00:35:07,341 before they dissolve our skin. 717 00:35:07,843 --> 00:35:09,480 And one more thing: 718 00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:11,417 that thing is coming back! 719 00:35:11,450 --> 00:35:13,053 [ALL SCREAMING] 720 00:35:22,004 --> 00:35:25,377 Thank God for Michelle's stupid craft project. 721 00:35:26,414 --> 00:35:28,518 I'm not gonna let us die like this. 722 00:35:28,551 --> 00:35:30,354 Hurry! 723 00:35:32,993 --> 00:35:35,397 I'll get the rest of you in a sec. 724 00:35:35,432 --> 00:35:37,034 [SCREECH] [SCREAM] 725 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:38,905 Let me out, let me out! 726 00:35:39,874 --> 00:35:41,511 Oh, come on! 727 00:35:44,850 --> 00:35:46,086 Hurry, hurry! 728 00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:48,625 I'll get you out, I'll get you out! 729 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,797 [SCREAMING] 730 00:35:55,037 --> 00:35:56,607 [GRUNT] 731 00:35:56,641 --> 00:35:58,444 Oh, my God! 732 00:35:58,478 --> 00:36:00,415 - EGGS: Come on! - ASTRID: Yeah... 733 00:36:00,982 --> 00:36:02,719 Oh, God, oh, God! 734 00:36:02,753 --> 00:36:04,088 [SCREECH] 735 00:36:05,492 --> 00:36:07,128 Hey, slimeball! 736 00:36:07,161 --> 00:36:08,998 Over here. 737 00:36:09,032 --> 00:36:11,069 - Video camera! - Yeah, I know. 738 00:36:12,606 --> 00:36:14,075 Here. 739 00:36:16,981 --> 00:36:18,451 [SCREECH] 740 00:36:18,484 --> 00:36:21,457 - Don't forget to press record. - Yeah, I got it. 741 00:36:25,030 --> 00:36:27,001 [SCREECH] 742 00:36:27,034 --> 00:36:28,705 [SQUELCHING] 743 00:36:28,738 --> 00:36:29,974 [SCREECHING] 744 00:36:31,911 --> 00:36:33,180 [SCREECH] 745 00:36:33,213 --> 00:36:34,717 Ah! 746 00:36:35,685 --> 00:36:36,954 [GRUNTING] 747 00:36:40,962 --> 00:36:42,599 [SCREAMING AND SCREECHING] 748 00:36:42,966 --> 00:36:44,603 Whoa! 749 00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:46,574 [SCREECHING AND GROWLING] 750 00:36:53,488 --> 00:36:54,924 [EGGS SIGHS] 751 00:36:54,957 --> 00:36:56,627 Huh. 752 00:36:56,661 --> 00:36:58,030 [RELIEVED SIGH] 753 00:37:03,206 --> 00:37:04,877 Holy shit, that was awesome. 754 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:12,426 Wet hair in the orb. Ugh! [ORB CLOSES] 755 00:37:19,384 --> 00:37:20,787 Careful. 756 00:37:22,679 --> 00:37:24,082 [SIGHS] 757 00:37:24,683 --> 00:37:26,052 I'm sorry... 758 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,417 I... I don't know what to say. 759 00:37:28,442 --> 00:37:30,779 Whatever, you don't have to say anything. 760 00:37:31,096 --> 00:37:32,933 Actually, that goes for all of you. 761 00:37:32,966 --> 00:37:34,937 We should probably keep this under wraps. 762 00:37:34,970 --> 00:37:36,841 TATE: Yeah, for sure. 763 00:37:36,874 --> 00:37:39,078 I'm sure you'll be happy about that. 764 00:37:39,112 --> 00:37:41,169 Thanks for saving us. 765 00:37:42,251 --> 00:37:44,122 You two make a really good team. 766 00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:46,927 Yeah. Some team. 767 00:37:47,663 --> 00:37:50,702 - SPARROW: Are you good, man? - BRADLEY: Yeah, no, no, no. 768 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:52,071 This guy does not look good. 769 00:37:56,112 --> 00:37:58,851 We can't destroy this tape or else the monster 770 00:37:58,885 --> 00:38:00,689 will get released back into the world. 771 00:38:00,722 --> 00:38:02,224 But we need to hide it 772 00:38:02,258 --> 00:38:04,630 where no one will ever watch it, so... 773 00:38:04,663 --> 00:38:07,001 do you think you can take care of that? 774 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:10,207 I know exactly what to do with it. 775 00:38:16,052 --> 00:38:18,725 I can't believe those art supplies 776 00:38:18,758 --> 00:38:20,160 spilled all over us. 777 00:38:20,194 --> 00:38:21,831 [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC] 778 00:38:29,278 --> 00:38:31,082 Oh, she's asleep. 779 00:38:33,286 --> 00:38:35,625 I think I'm gonna get some air. 780 00:38:37,328 --> 00:38:39,132 Are you okay, bro? 781 00:38:39,165 --> 00:38:42,138 Yeah, that was one hell of an escape room. 782 00:38:42,171 --> 00:38:44,676 I mean, I just thought I was going to detention, 783 00:38:44,710 --> 00:38:46,179 but that was sick! 784 00:38:46,212 --> 00:38:47,849 - [LAUGHING] - CANDACE: Yeah. 785 00:38:54,663 --> 00:38:56,066 [DEEP SIGH] 786 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:01,977 [CAP DOWN ON COUNTER] 787 00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:15,905 There. 788 00:39:15,939 --> 00:39:17,542 Nobody will ever watch that. 789 00:39:18,678 --> 00:39:20,314 No accounting for taste. 790 00:39:20,347 --> 00:39:21,917 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 791 00:39:36,279 --> 00:39:37,916 When I find out 792 00:39:37,949 --> 00:39:40,053 who poured my lunch all over my couture hoodie, 793 00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:42,659 detention part two, next Saturday! 794 00:39:44,763 --> 00:39:46,299 [SIGH] 795 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:50,575 Hey, Sparrow, where are you? 796 00:39:50,975 --> 00:39:53,213 Can we please, please, please 797 00:39:53,246 --> 00:39:54,950 talk? 798 00:39:54,983 --> 00:39:56,754 [SIGH] 799 00:39:56,787 --> 00:39:58,624 Oh, great. 800 00:39:58,658 --> 00:40:00,127 Now what? 801 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:05,972 Mm... 802 00:40:06,357 --> 00:40:07,726 This is weird. 803 00:40:08,744 --> 00:40:11,082 I take it from the slime in your hair 804 00:40:11,116 --> 00:40:13,465 that you've had the pleasure of meeting the Somnium Viatore? 805 00:40:13,490 --> 00:40:14,890 Yep. Taken care of. 806 00:40:14,923 --> 00:40:17,094 Oh, good, good, good! Great work, excellent. 807 00:40:17,128 --> 00:40:19,933 Listen, I did some of the research we talked about. 808 00:40:20,435 --> 00:40:22,271 And, uh, turns out 809 00:40:22,304 --> 00:40:24,342 that, oops, my bad. [LAUGHS] 810 00:40:25,010 --> 00:40:26,847 I was wrong, okay? 811 00:40:26,881 --> 00:40:28,918 The legend is real, the Guardian is real, 812 00:40:28,951 --> 00:40:30,354 and he's here, in town. 813 00:40:32,024 --> 00:40:33,628 Cool. 814 00:40:34,328 --> 00:40:36,867 Uh, that's one way to deal with that! 815 00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:38,303 [PHONE CHIMES] 816 00:40:38,336 --> 00:40:39,940 So, you're-so, you're not mad? 817 00:40:41,042 --> 00:40:42,712 Whatever. [PHONE BUTTONS CLICKING] 818 00:40:43,292 --> 00:40:45,471 And I saw the tattoos 819 00:40:45,496 --> 00:40:46,921 you guys talked about. 820 00:40:46,954 --> 00:40:49,001 That's definitely, definitely a Guardian thing, yeah. 821 00:40:49,025 --> 00:40:51,396 It's like, all those kids that are marked, 822 00:40:51,430 --> 00:40:53,099 they're totally working for him. 823 00:40:53,901 --> 00:40:55,337 So, 824 00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:58,659 Candace's mom is also definitely working for them. 825 00:40:59,045 --> 00:41:01,049 - Shocker. - Whatever. Who cares. 826 00:41:01,286 --> 00:41:02,855 Oh. 827 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,517 Okay. 828 00:41:04,542 --> 00:41:06,246 Yeah, I'm just glad you guys are not mad 829 00:41:06,271 --> 00:41:08,063 because it gets worse. 830 00:41:08,096 --> 00:41:10,067 The Guardian wants to open every portal at once 831 00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:11,135 using a giant orb, 832 00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:13,741 and I have to figure out when that's going to happen. 833 00:41:13,774 --> 00:41:16,179 So, maybe, probably we should try to stop him? 834 00:41:16,212 --> 00:41:18,016 Hm? 835 00:41:18,049 --> 00:41:19,285 So, how about us three 836 00:41:19,318 --> 00:41:21,690 go to my pad, hash out a plan, hm? 837 00:41:21,724 --> 00:41:23,860 Why don't we just let Lilly deal with it. 838 00:41:23,885 --> 00:41:25,765 'Cuz she likes to do things alone. 839 00:41:25,798 --> 00:41:27,903 Well, maybe we should let Astrid deal with it 840 00:41:27,936 --> 00:41:30,374 because, apparently, she knows everything better than anyone. 841 00:41:30,407 --> 00:41:32,011 Oh, my God. 842 00:41:32,979 --> 00:41:34,416 [GLOOMY MUSIC] 843 00:41:35,350 --> 00:41:36,954 Um... 844 00:41:37,354 --> 00:41:38,958 [DOOR CLOSES IN DISTANCE] 845 00:41:38,991 --> 00:41:40,428 What? Hello? 846 00:41:41,396 --> 00:41:43,033 What's happening here? 847 00:41:47,074 --> 00:41:48,678 Li-Lilly? 848 00:41:49,947 --> 00:41:51,182 A... 849 00:41:51,207 --> 00:41:52,809 Astrid? 850 00:41:58,096 --> 00:41:59,700 [CREEPY MUSIC] 851 00:42:11,924 --> 00:42:13,360 Hey, Sparrow. 852 00:42:13,393 --> 00:42:15,865 Your mom asked me to give you a ride home. 853 00:42:15,898 --> 00:42:17,802 Thanks, I'm gonna walk. 854 00:42:17,836 --> 00:42:20,374 Honey, don't make me kidnap you twice. 855 00:42:20,407 --> 00:42:22,177 [LAUGHS] 856 00:42:23,915 --> 00:42:25,350 Get in. 857 00:42:25,384 --> 00:42:26,820 As a mom, 858 00:42:26,854 --> 00:42:29,058 I want to honor your mom's wishes. 859 00:42:36,072 --> 00:42:37,842 [CREEPY MUSIC] 860 00:42:44,589 --> 00:42:46,225 [THUD] 861 00:42:47,027 --> 00:42:48,965 THE GUARDIAN: Hello, Sparrow... 862 00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:52,204 What? 863 00:42:56,050 --> 00:43:00,178 - Synced and corrected by synk - - www.addic7ed.com - 57941

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