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Previously, on
"Young Sheldon"...
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Whatever it is,
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I'm here for you.
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I got a girl pregnant.
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Oh, no.
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I messed up.
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Oh, no.
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What do I do?
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Oh, no.
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Please, say anything else.
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I'm trying!
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Okay...
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Are you sure she's pregnant?
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Yes, she took a test.
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Sometimes those things
are wrong.
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She took more than one.
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Well...
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Are you sure it's yours?
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Some gals like to get around.
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Dad, she's pregnant,
it's mine and she's having it.
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Y'all are too young
to have a baby!
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I am. She's actually 29.
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Oh, no.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
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Season 05 Episode 19
Aired on: April 21, 2022.
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Episode Title: "A God-Fearin' Baptist
and a Hot Trophy Husband"
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You realize you have to
tell your mother.
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Well, I just told you.
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Maybe we let it sit awhile.
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I can't know this
and keep it to myself.
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Dale did. Like a champ.
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Georgie,
you have to tell her.
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Fine.
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Will you at least be there?
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Yeah.
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And tell her?
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What's going on?
Everything okay?
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You might want to sit.
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Now you're scaring me.
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No one died.
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Kind of the opposite, actually.
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Tell me.
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Um...
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I-I'm gonna...
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I'm gonna have a baby.
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Are you kidding me?!
It's true.
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Okay, now I do need to sit.
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♪ Or you can tell my lips
to tell my fingertips ♪
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Missy.♪ They won't be reaching out
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♪ For you no more
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♪ But don't tell my heart
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♪ My achy breaky heart
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♪ I just don't think
he'd understand ♪
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What are you doing?
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It felt weird coming in
without being invited.
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That's because everything
you do is weird.
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Where's Mom and Dad?
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I don't know.
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I just got home
and no one's here.
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You sure?
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It's a tiny house
and Dad's a big guy.
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Thanks for the heads-up.
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Where are you going?
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To watch R-rated movies
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until they get back, doy.
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What do we even
know about this girl?
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Well, that's the thing...
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Buckle up.
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She's 29.
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Years old?!
Oh, my...
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Guess we're standing again.
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What kind of 29-year-old
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dates someone your age?!
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Obviously the kind
that was lied to.
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What are we gonna do?
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That's what we're figuring out.
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You're gonna have to marry her.
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I think so, too.
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Hell no!
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What do you mean, "no"?
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He got her pregnant!
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Mary, she's 29.
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Well, what choice does he have?
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She's not gonna marry him.
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What's wrong with me?
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You're an idiot.
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You're irresponsible.
You live in a garage
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and use a sink as a toilet!
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Care to jump in?
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Hello?
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Yeah, baby?
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I was just wondering
where everyone was.
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Uh, we're just
in here talking.
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We'll be out in
a little bit.
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- Everything okay?
- I'm fine.
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But Missy's watching
a movie called Porky's.
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I don't know
what that is.
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That one's rough. Not good.
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I'll be right
back in, baby.
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Hmm.
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You're gonna have to
introduce us to this girl.
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Why?
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'Cause she's having
our grand baby,
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you dumb son of a bitch.
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George!
But what he said.
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I'll ask her, but she's not
very happy with me right now.
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Yeah, I like her already.
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Relax, you earned this one.
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Thank you.
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You coming back to bed?
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In a minute.
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Kind of déjà vu, huh?
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Kind of.
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I wanna be furious at him,
but how can I?
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The trick is to forget we did
the same thing, then it's easy.
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At the time, it seemed
like our lives were over, but...
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then Georgie was born.
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With that crazy
head of hair.
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And just like that it was
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the best thing that
could have happened to us.
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What kind of cigarette
are you smoking there?
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Oh, so, what do we do now?
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We don't have a lot of choices.
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We're gonna
be grandparents and, uh...
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What's the girl's name again?
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Mandy.
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And Mandy is gonna be
part of our lives
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in some shape or form
until we're, you know, dead.
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What do you mean,
"shape or form"?
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Georgie's gotta marry her.
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No, Mary, he doesn't.
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How am I supposed to set foot
in my church
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if our son has a child
out of wedlock?
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It's nobody's business.
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It's a small town, George,
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everything is
everybody's business.
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You ever stop to think
maybe she doesn't
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want to marry a 17-year-old?
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He'll be 18 in March.
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All right,
you're just being ridiculous.
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I'm being a Christian.
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When you were born, you were a
gift from God but that does not
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change the fact
that I am very mad at you!
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All right.
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- You look like crap.
- Thanks.
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- You go out drinking last night?
- Of course not.
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'Cause when I look that bad,
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I been out drinkin'.
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I just didn't get much sleep.
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Oh? Something bothering you?
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Well...
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there are some things
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going on that are...
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- ...of concern.
- Morning.
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- Morning.
- Good morning.
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Everything okay?
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- Yeah.
- You bet.
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Don't seem like it.
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Well, it is.
Go get ready for school.
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Carry on.
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Before I say anything,
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I owe you an apology.
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Love 'em, hit me.
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I was just thinking
about the hell
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I put you through when...
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Mom, have you seen
my Thursday socks? I looked in
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my drawer and I could only
find Wednesday and Friday.
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Thursday's are in the dryer.
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Mm.
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Oh. Here's the little rascals.
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You were saying?
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I was just thinking about
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when I was pregnant
with Georgie, and...
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how hard that
must've been for you.
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I'm sorry.
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Georgie got that girl pregnant?
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Keep your voice down.
And... yes.
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Oh...
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Something weird's going on.
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If you mean my missing socks,
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they were in the dryer
clinging to Dad's boxer shorts.
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I mean with Mom.
When I was in the kitchen,
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she and Meemaw got real quiet.
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I was just in there and they
seemed perfectly normal.
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And what about last night?
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What about it?
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They were talking in the garage
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with the door shut.
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What's odd about that?
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Nobody in this house talks.
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Hmm. What do you think
is going on?
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I don't know,
but I'm telling you, it's bad.
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Not necessarily.
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Maybe they're planning
a surprise party for us.
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Our birthday isn't for months.
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True. Maybe they
needed some lead time.
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You can't expect Stephen Hawking
to roll in at a moment's notice.
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Come on, I'm taking you both
to school. Let's move it.
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He looks terrible.
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He has had heart problems,
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plus he's been having
a rough time at work.
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Not to mention
he's pretty chunky.
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Oh, dear. I wonder if RadioShack
makes a defibrillator.
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That girl is like
ten years older than him.
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Because he lied to her.
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I told him from the start
that he needed to come clean,
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and be honest.
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Morning.
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I know everything.
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Dang it.
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Why'd you have to tell her?
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She is my mother, and...
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Taking the kids to school.
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Bye. Have a good day.
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I see it now.Mm-hmm.
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Okay, in my defense...
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You have no defense.
You're an idiot.
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That was a big part
of my defense.
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When do we get to
sit down with her
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and talk this through?
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Ah, yeah, here's
the thing about that:
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She ain't real eager
to meet y'all.
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Why not?
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Did you want to meet George's
parents when he knocked you up?
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I was not "knocked up,"
I was with child.
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And he's right there.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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I love you.
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Okay.
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In case it's not apparent,
she was speaking for both of us.
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Okay.
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Ah, damn it. I'm not
here to fight with you,
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or pass judgment on you,
I just want to talk about...
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where we're going with all this.
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There's nothing to talk about.
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- All this is my business.
- That's true.
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I just thought it might
be nice if you got
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to meet Georgie's family.
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I haven't even told
my own parents yet.
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Just so you know,
I went through this very thing
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with my own daughter,
Georgie's mom.
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So, we get it.
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Really?
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We just want to be helpful.
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Well, I'm not very happy
with Georgie right now.
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Nobody is. We get it.
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Thanks, Brenda,
I really appreciate it.
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Oh, nothing major, just, um,
some family stuff that we need
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to talk about and it'd be better
if the kids weren't here.
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Great, I'll send 'em
over at 6:00?
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Okay.
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Where are we going?
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Don't be sneaking up on me.
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I wasn't sneaking.
Where are we going?
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Brenda invited you
and your brother over
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to dinner with Billy tonight.
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- Why?
- Because they're nice people!
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Wow. Take a pill.
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I don't see why
I got to wear a tie.
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Because we want to make
a good impression.
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She already met this bozo,
aren't we past that?
266
00:12:45,994 --> 00:12:48,609
Hey, let's just keep in mind,
I didn't do this by myself.
267
00:12:48,693 --> 00:12:49,985
It takes two to tango.
268
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,261
Do you even know
what a tango is?
269
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:54,255
It's sex, ain't it?
270
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,824
Pastor Jeff
is right next door.
271
00:12:57,908 --> 00:13:00,118
Maybe I should invite
him to join us.
272
00:13:00,202 --> 00:13:01,125
Why?
273
00:13:01,209 --> 00:13:03,847
So we can bring God
into the conversation.
274
00:13:03,931 --> 00:13:06,816
God let her get pregnant.
I think He's done enough.
275
00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:09,602
Okay, that's her.
276
00:13:09,686 --> 00:13:12,485
Um, everybody, let's make her
feel welcome.
277
00:13:13,706 --> 00:13:15,722
Welcome.Hello.
278
00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:18,503
Yo.
279
00:13:21,461 --> 00:13:23,814
So, Mandy, what do you do?
280
00:13:23,898 --> 00:13:25,932
Right now I'm just
waiting tables.
281
00:13:26,905 --> 00:13:28,660
Well, people need to eat.
282
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,365
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
283
00:13:33,449 --> 00:13:37,016
You know what I enjoy?
That T-G-I-F Friday.
284
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:40,325
They got a whole menu page,
just appetizers.
285
00:13:40,409 --> 00:13:42,868
I hope brisket's okay.
286
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,766
Georgie wasn't too sure
what kind of food you liked.
287
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,994
We didn't do a lot of eating
when we were together.
288
00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:52,044
So, Mandy,
your people from around here?
289
00:13:52,128 --> 00:13:54,127
Uh, Oklahoma originally.
290
00:13:54,211 --> 00:13:56,261
Well, we won't hold it
against you.
291
00:13:59,414 --> 00:14:01,782
I guess we don't even know
your last name.
292
00:14:01,866 --> 00:14:04,353
- McAllister.
- Scottish, right?
293
00:14:04,437 --> 00:14:05,554
Right.
294
00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:07,958
'Cause if it was Irish,
it'd be O'McAllister.
295
00:14:08,885 --> 00:14:10,956
So, you're Catholic?
296
00:14:11,339 --> 00:14:12,845
I'm not really anything.
297
00:14:12,929 --> 00:14:14,970
But you'll be
raising this child
298
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,284
with some sort of
religious upbringing.
299
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,714
I haven't
really thought about it.
300
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:23,361
Well, that's one of the
things we can help with,
301
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,665
starting with grace.
302
00:14:24,749 --> 00:14:26,723
- Mom...
- We're starting with grace!
303
00:14:34,013 --> 00:14:35,665
Heavenly Father...
304
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:38,266
- Why not heavenly mother?
- Don't, just don't.
305
00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:40,238
Heavenly Father,
306
00:14:40,663 --> 00:14:43,095
bless this food and the
hands that prepared it.
307
00:14:43,179 --> 00:14:46,493
And thank you for bringing
Mandy into our family
308
00:14:46,577 --> 00:14:49,337
and watch over this child
as he or she grows
309
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:52,706
and becomes a God-fearin'
Baptist, amen.
310
00:14:52,868 --> 00:14:54,126
Amen.
311
00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:55,703
Smooth.
312
00:14:56,253 --> 00:14:57,519
You like meatloaf?
313
00:14:57,603 --> 00:14:58,868
Yeah, is that what we're having?
314
00:14:58,952 --> 00:15:01,322
No, just making
dinner conversation.
315
00:15:01,406 --> 00:15:02,959
We're having spaghetti.
316
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:04,657
With hot dogs
cut up in it?
317
00:15:04,741 --> 00:15:06,136
Ew, no.
318
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,747
I'd like to go home, please.
319
00:15:07,831 --> 00:15:08,965
We can't.
320
00:15:09,049 --> 00:15:10,158
How come?
321
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:11,968
Yeah, how come?
322
00:15:12,052 --> 00:15:13,274
We don't know.
323
00:15:13,358 --> 00:15:15,142
The leading theory
is my father's dying.
324
00:15:15,226 --> 00:15:16,538
I don't think that's it.
325
00:15:16,622 --> 00:15:18,235
Well, something's wrong.
326
00:15:18,319 --> 00:15:20,484
Maybe they're getting
divorced like my mom and dad.
327
00:15:20,568 --> 00:15:22,714
Billy! We don't talk about that.
328
00:15:23,951 --> 00:15:25,682
Never mind.
329
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:34,251
So, Mandy,
my mother mentioned that
330
00:15:34,335 --> 00:15:37,094
your folks don't know
about the baby.
331
00:15:37,242 --> 00:15:38,835
No, not yet.
332
00:15:39,179 --> 00:15:40,954
Well, I'm sure
they'll be excited
333
00:15:41,038 --> 00:15:42,259
when you tell them
you're bringing
334
00:15:42,343 --> 00:15:44,495
new life into the world.
335
00:15:44,955 --> 00:15:46,775
Is that how you felt
when she got pregnant?
336
00:15:46,859 --> 00:15:48,283
About the baby?
337
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:51,942
Yeah. The guy who did it?
338
00:15:52,026 --> 00:15:53,348
Mutual.
339
00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:55,478
They kid around like that.
340
00:15:55,562 --> 00:15:57,927
Yeah, all good fun.
341
00:15:58,011 --> 00:16:00,756
Well, regardless of what
goes on with your parents,
342
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,193
we want you to know
that we are here for you
343
00:16:03,277 --> 00:16:06,667
and the baby, who we will
love and cherish.
344
00:16:06,955 --> 00:16:08,267
Thank you.
345
00:16:08,351 --> 00:16:10,415
Me, too.
In fact, if you want,
346
00:16:10,499 --> 00:16:12,071
I can go with you
to tell your parents.
347
00:16:12,155 --> 00:16:14,074
Yeah, and then my father
can shoot you.
348
00:16:15,314 --> 00:16:16,884
I'm not kidding.
349
00:16:16,968 --> 00:16:19,806
Maybe it would be better
if you went to your parents
350
00:16:19,890 --> 00:16:22,790
with, um, good news first.
351
00:16:22,874 --> 00:16:25,314
And what would that be? Well...
352
00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:27,220
everybody loves a wedding.
353
00:16:27,304 --> 00:16:28,392
Would you stop with that?
354
00:16:28,476 --> 00:16:31,047
- It needs to be discussed.
- No, it doesn't.
355
00:16:31,131 --> 00:16:33,478
I'm having a baby, I don't
need to marry another one.
356
00:16:33,562 --> 00:16:35,517
I know I'm young now,
but think about it...
357
00:16:35,601 --> 00:16:39,457
When you're a dried-up old lady,
I'll be your hot trophy husband.
358
00:16:40,203 --> 00:16:42,145
Maybe her dad should
put you down.
359
00:16:42,229 --> 00:16:43,930
I just think that
360
00:16:44,014 --> 00:16:47,890
God wants children raised within
the bonds of holy matrimony.
361
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,121
Mary, they already
made one giant mistake,
362
00:16:50,205 --> 00:16:51,959
they don't have to make another.
363
00:16:54,851 --> 00:16:57,423
So, marrying me was a mistake?
364
00:16:57,507 --> 00:16:59,736
I'm not talking about us,
I'm talking about them.
365
00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:01,961
I think we all know who
you're talking about.
366
00:17:02,117 --> 00:17:03,601
You really want
to do this now?
367
00:17:03,685 --> 00:17:05,665
You're honestly happy
with how your life turned out?
368
00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:06,626
You have no regrets?
369
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:08,634
That "giant mistake" gave us
370
00:17:08,718 --> 00:17:10,517
our children
who I love very much.
371
00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:12,954
- What about your husband?
- Oh, I love him just fine!
372
00:17:13,038 --> 00:17:14,743
Oh, nice, put that
on a Hallmark card.
373
00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:16,136
What do you want me to say?
374
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:17,485
I want you to admit
that this marriage
375
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,313
hasn't exactly
been a bed of roses.
376
00:17:19,397 --> 00:17:21,924
Wake up, no marriage
is a bed of roses!
377
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:24,884
Well, then I guess we
nailed it! I guess we did!
378
00:17:24,968 --> 00:17:27,589
And that kid is
gonna be Baptist!
379
00:17:29,109 --> 00:17:32,417
So, Mandy, glad you came?
380
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,251
Makes perfect sense,
they're getting divorced.
381
00:17:36,335 --> 00:17:37,712
If they do,
I'm staying with Mom.
382
00:17:37,796 --> 00:17:39,159
That's fine, I'll take Dad.
383
00:17:39,243 --> 00:17:41,517
And if he does die, you'll get
the house to yourself.
384
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:42,727
You can live with us.
385
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,860
Nobody's dying,
nobody's getting divorced.
386
00:17:44,944 --> 00:17:46,122
Except you and Dad.
387
00:17:46,206 --> 00:17:47,558
Just eat your dinner.
388
00:17:47,642 --> 00:17:49,266
I wonder if our dad
met another woman.
389
00:17:50,123 --> 00:17:54,189
Nobody met nobody.
You eat your dinner, too.
390
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,257
My dad's with another woman.
She's nice.
391
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:57,789
Dinner!
392
00:17:57,873 --> 00:18:00,337
Which would be perfect with
little chunks of hot dog in it.
393
00:18:00,686 --> 00:18:02,115
Her name is Martha Jean.
394
00:18:02,199 --> 00:18:03,518
Billy!
395
00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:07,200
She works at a tanning salon.
396
00:18:08,093 --> 00:18:09,790
Thanks for coming.
397
00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:13,119
Yeah, it was great.
398
00:18:13,655 --> 00:18:16,682
Okay, so, I'll talk to you?
399
00:18:16,937 --> 00:18:18,426
I guess.
400
00:18:19,679 --> 00:18:21,040
What are you doing?
401
00:18:21,195 --> 00:18:22,867
Giving you a kiss good night.
402
00:18:22,951 --> 00:18:24,682
I think you've given me enough.
403
00:18:24,766 --> 00:18:27,163
Hey. Mandy, hold up.
404
00:18:27,247 --> 00:18:28,784
Go away.
405
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,337
Sorry about all
the yelling.
406
00:18:37,421 --> 00:18:38,767
Are they always like that?
407
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,556
Not in front of company.
408
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,151
So, it's kind of like you're
already family.
409
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,553
- Lucky me.
- Mm.
410
00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:49,620
Speaking of which, when
are you gonna tell your folks?
411
00:18:50,444 --> 00:18:52,486
I was thinking about
waiting until my mom
412
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,214
tells me to lay off the pie.
413
00:18:54,483 --> 00:18:55,757
Well, just remember,
414
00:18:55,841 --> 00:18:57,759
if you ever need anything,
call me.
415
00:18:57,843 --> 00:18:59,985
I've already been
through this with my daughter,
416
00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:02,141
so I know how to do it wrong.
417
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:04,646
Thanks.
418
00:19:16,207 --> 00:19:18,528
You get a hug
and I get nothing.
419
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:24,314
I know it didn't go great
the other night,
420
00:19:24,398 --> 00:19:26,403
but I meant what I said...
I'll be there for you.
421
00:19:26,487 --> 00:19:28,579
- Georgie, not now.
- I'm serious.
422
00:19:28,663 --> 00:19:30,581
I'll go to baby classes
with you.
423
00:19:30,665 --> 00:19:32,516
You need to learn
that breathing stuff.
424
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,408
Okay, one chicken fried steak
and a cheeseburger.
425
00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:36,783
Ain't you gonna
refill their water?
426
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:37,936
Go away!
427
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,892
Also, you'll be throwing up
428
00:19:39,976 --> 00:19:41,176
in the morning...
I'm good with that.
429
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:42,419
You may not know,
but your feet
430
00:19:42,503 --> 00:19:43,942
are gonna swell up,
and your boobs.
431
00:19:44,026 --> 00:19:45,422
I'll rub whatever
you need rubbed.
432
00:19:45,506 --> 00:19:46,641
Good to know.
433
00:19:46,725 --> 00:19:48,512
Table three, order up.
434
00:19:48,596 --> 00:19:50,035
Want me to get that?
435
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:51,167
You know, in your condition.
436
00:19:51,251 --> 00:19:52,690
Georgie, I got it.
437
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,962
Sorry, I'll quit
bothering you.
438
00:19:55,046 --> 00:19:56,931
Great. Just one more thing.
439
00:19:58,432 --> 00:19:59,912
I love you.
440
00:20:01,696 --> 00:20:02,700
What?
441
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,136
You ain't got to say it back.
442
00:20:04,221 --> 00:20:05,885
Yeah, I'm not gonna.
443
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,019
Don't forget their water!
444
00:20:10,313 --> 00:20:11,709
I have new information.
445
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,135
What is it?
446
00:20:13,219 --> 00:20:15,801
I heard them
talking about a baby.
447
00:20:16,494 --> 00:20:17,855
Oh, my.
448
00:20:17,939 --> 00:20:19,382
You know what that means.
449
00:20:19,478 --> 00:20:21,067
Mom's pregnant.
450
00:20:21,151 --> 00:20:22,810
Exactly.
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