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[static]
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Nothing is wrong
with your television.
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Do not attempt
to change the channel.
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Your regularly scheduled program
will not be seen
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because I am controlling
the transmission.
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I control the horizontal.
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I control the vertical.
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And those buttons on your remote
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that don't seem
to do anything...
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I know what they're for!
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From this moment on,
your television belongs to me,
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Control Freak!
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[laughing]
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Uh, guys?
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[theme song]
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[singing in Japanese]
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♪ Teen Titans! ♪
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♪ Teen Titans! ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go! ♪
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♪ Teen Titans! ♪
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♪ Teen Titans! ♪
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♪ Teen Titans, go! ♪
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♪ One, two, three, four, go! ♪
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Teen Titans!
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[beeping]
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In here! Hurry! Now!
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Beast Boy, what's the problem?
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"The Mijo & Tito show"
was a rerun,
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so I flipped over to watch
"Danger Team 5,"
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but it wasn't on 'cause there
was this little blue dot
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and this "beep!"
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And this voice is like,
"I control the vertical,"
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then the dot got real big,
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and Control Freak
has taken over our TV!
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Um...
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Welcome back to
"Bass Nabbers."
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Today, we gonna
catch us some fish.
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Dude! Where did he go?
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He was right there
with a big face, and...
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Uh, Beast Boy? Maybe
you've just been watching
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a little too much television.
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TV rots your brains.
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Yeah, man. When was the last
time you turned off the tube?
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Um, think I went out to
the movies three weeks ago.
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Uh, I wish to remind you
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that you did not actually
go to the movies,
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but merely observed
a television program
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about a person
who went to the movies.
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Oh, yeah.
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That was cool.
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Right. Look, Beast Boy,
Control Freak can't be on TV.
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He's locked up in jail
where he belongs, remember?
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Reporter: We interrupt
this program for breaking news.
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Authorities have just discovered
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that the dangerous criminal
known as Control Freak
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has escaped from prison.
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What did I say?
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Reports are coming in
from all over the city.
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Control Freak has been spotted
on more than a dozen TV screens
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in the last half hour.
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We need to find out where
he's broadcasting from
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and pull the plug.
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[beeping]
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We've got a lock.
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[door closes]
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Welcome home, dear.
Dinner's on the table.
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Shall I fetch your
newspaper and slippers?
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Golly, hon, that'd be swell.
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But Rebecca, I'm still in love
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with your reincarnated
evil half-sister.
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Oh, Joaquim!
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[crying]
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I must find my pet hippo.
Please tell me where he went.
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Is he skipping through a meadow
or camping in a tent?
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[growling]
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Dude! "Clash of the Planets!"
This is a classic.
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I don't care how powerful
you are, Baron Rang.
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I won't let you win.
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Foolish human.
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Have you forgotten that
I control the star system?
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Have you forgotten that soon
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I shall control
the entire universe?
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Hello!
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Ahh!
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Enjoying the show, Titans?
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Might as well
just sit back and watch,
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'cause you're
never gonna catch me.
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We will find out
where you're hiding.
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It's only a matter of time.
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Who's hiding? I'm right here.
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Or am I here? Or here?
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Or over here? Or maybe here!
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The Control Freak
is a dork, yes?
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He's in the building.
Find him.
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He's not inside the building.
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He's inside the TV's.
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[laughing]
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We have the technology.
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Yes! Control Freak
is on the air!
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[laughing]
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Well, that's one way
to break into television.
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He turned himself into
a broadcast wave form,
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and now he's flipping around
from channel to channel.
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Control Freak hasn't
just escaped from jail.
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He's escaped from reality.
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Huh? Uh, guys.
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Cool.
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[whistling]
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Got enough high-end
equipment here
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to break half
the laws of physics.
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Can you reverse the process?
Pull him back out?
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Think so. I just need
a little time to--
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Da!
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[all screaming]
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Well, hey there, everybody.
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Hope you're as excited as I am,
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because you're the next
contestants on "Quiz Monkey!"
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Uh, my bad.
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OK. We need to find Control
Freak and get back out of--
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Alright, young lady.
15 seconds on the clock.
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Each correct answer
wins a fabulous prize.
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Zero answers puts you in
the cage with the quiz monkey.
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[audience cheering]
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What's the capital
of Liechtenstein?
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- Uh...
- [buzzer]
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When did Hannibal
cross the alps?
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- Uh...
- [buzzer]
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What was Spiro Agnew's
middle name?
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- Hmm...
- [buzzer]
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How many atoms in
one kilogram of oxygen?
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3.7625 x 10 to the 25th.
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That is correct!
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You've just won a new car!
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All righty, then, Titans.
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You followed me in. Now let's
see if you can keep up!
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Titans, go!
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In other news-- Hey!
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Booyah! Energy Drink!
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[tires screeching]
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[coughing]
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You're scarin' the fish!
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Huh!
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[gasps]
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[crash]
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End of the road!
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Tell that to them hootin' boys.
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Waa-hoo!
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♪ I am great
you are great ♪
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♪ You-- ♪
Argh!
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Don't move.
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Uh-oh. I'm still moving.
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Isn't there some word the good
guys are supposed to yell
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to make me stop?
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Freeze!
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[buzzer sounding]
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Freeze? That's today's
sloppy mess word,
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and you know
what that means, kids.
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Oatmeal!
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[splat]
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[screeching]
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I wouldn't stand there
if I were you.
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[boom]
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Meep meep!
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Agent 257 to base.
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I have the Rinaldi device.
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[grunting]
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Aah!
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Huh?
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Take him down.
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Wha!
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Face it, Titans,
in the real world,
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I may be just another geek,
but in here, I'm the coolest!
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[laughing]
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Whoo! Ha ha!
Hee hee ha ha ha!
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Where did he go?
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Perhaps he has flown away
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to someplace less creepy
and bad-smelling.
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Yeah. What kind of nasty
old show is this, anyhow?
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[gasping]
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"It Came From Jones Lake."
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Dudes, I've seen this before.
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We're not in a TV show.
We're in a monster movie.
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[gurgling]
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[roaring]
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Ahh!
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Chill out, y'all. This is TV.
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The monster's not real.
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It's just some dude
in a costume.
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That's not a costume.
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Huh? Whaa!
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[grunting]
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That thing may be fake
in the real world...
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But it's way real in here.
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Then it's a good thing
he's not our target.
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We need to find Control Freak.
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Split up!
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The creature from Jones Lake,
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Seven Gorn Seven,
and the Offworld Outlaw --
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the most notorious villains
in television history.
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I suppose you're wondering
why I brought you all here.
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The answer is
quite simple, really.
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Using all of
your awesome powers,
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I command you to
seek out the Teen Titans
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and annihilate them.
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[laughing]
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So cool!
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Master Hagadesh of the classic
miniseries "Invasion X."
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I am ready to begin
the training.
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00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:11,754
I already told you --
I don't have time for this.
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Oh, don't chicken out now, mate.
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The world's watching "Stunt
Fest" to see eye-popping stunts,
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and that's just
what they're gonna get.
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I'm not going to-- Aah!
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Huh? Aah!
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00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,857
Oh, Lance, I didn't mean
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to make you fall
madly in love with me,
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but ever since Joaquim left
with my evil half-sister--
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Yo, I don't love you,
my name's not Lance,
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and I just need to know
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if you've seen a fat guy
in an overcoat.
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Oh, Lance!
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What the--
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Hello? Anybody?
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Nice.
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Oh! Ho ho! That had to hurt!
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00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,094
Let's look at the replay, Chuck.
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00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,388
You know, I'm not sure
why a Teen Titan is on the field
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in a championship game,
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00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,309
but this is just
a great defensive play
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by the Steel City Tigers.
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Ugh! Ooh!
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[growling]
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Would you like some more
flapjacks, dear?
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Totally! I mean, gee whiz,
Mom, that'd be keen.
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00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,959
Say, sport, it says in the paper
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that your schoolmates
are organizing a nifty sock hop.
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[doorbell ringing]
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Oh, that must be the milkman.
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Aah!
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Jeepers!
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Oh, have you seen my hippo?
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He hides, and I must seek.
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I cannot play.
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Please, do you know a strange
man named Control Freak?
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He is big, not tall, and nasty,
and known for causing strife.
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He escaped into the TV--
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Hey, Star, run for you life!
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Ahh!
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Next on "Stunt Fest,"
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I'm gonna make this angry
grizzly give me a piggyback ri--
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[growling]
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Puh!
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[growling]
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Ahh!
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[grunting]
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Thanks.
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Don't thank us yet.
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We brought a friend.
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[growling]
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Announcer: The makers
of Azarath and Metrion
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are proud to introduce Zinthos.
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New and improved Zinthos gives
you exactly what you need
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exactly when you need it.
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And because it's blue,
Zinthos goes with everything.
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00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,507
[reading scroll]
266
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,564
New Blue Zinthos.
267
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:22,028
Dude, those are three of
the baddest bad guys ever,
268
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,113
and we totally
kicked their butts!
269
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,282
But we still haven't
found Control Freak.
270
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,910
True, grasshopper,
but I have found you,
271
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,497
and guess what?
I know kung fu. Whoa.
272
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,208
Wha-ha!
273
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,596
I'm not just some nerd
you can push around anymore.
274
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,264
Thanks to the magic
of television,
275
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:53,393
I now possess a black belt
in astro jitsu,
276
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:57,230
the Bionic Hero's rocket boots,
Benthar's wristbands of power,
277
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,983
and Captain Callile's
infamous flabbo blaster.
278
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,069
And in English?
279
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,780
He's one seriously bad dude.
280
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,199
Hasta la vista, Titans.
281
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,250
[yawning]
282
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:21,254
Ooh!
283
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,632
And when the chocolate
has melted, we add the snails.
284
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,263
Oh! I cannot work
in these conditions!
285
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,856
Oh, hippo, my hippo.
I have missed you so.
286
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,154
[gasping]
287
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,197
[groaning]
288
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,170
Engage.
289
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:08,134
Whoa. At least things
can't get any worse.
290
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,261
This just in.
291
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,473
Interference by
the criminal Control Freak
292
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,058
has caused televisions
throughout the city
293
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,144
to emit harmful alpha waves
294
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,521
which disrupt
the neural pathways
295
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,523
of anyone watching
the broadcast.
296
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,858
Huh?
297
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,486
TV literally rots your brains.
298
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,863
Told ya.
299
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,746
My guest tonight
is Dr. Victor Payton,
300
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,332
who has discovered
the secret to world peace.
301
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,458
Tell me, doctor.
302
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,084
Ugh!
303
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:46,255
Do not watch this program!
It will liquefy your brain!
304
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,966
An escaped criminal has tampered
with this transmission,
305
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,468
and it is imperative
306
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,387
that you turn off your
television right now.
307
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:56,474
I'm serious!
Stop watching this show!
308
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,060
I don't think they're listening.
309
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,062
Of course they're not listening.
310
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:03,064
Breaking news,
escaped criminals,
311
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:07,026
a handsome green heartthrob,
this stuff is ratings gold.
312
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,903
If people won't
turn off their TV's,
313
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,364
there's only one way
to save millions of viewers.
314
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,407
We've gotta stop
Control Freak fast!
315
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,159
But how are we to do this?
316
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,828
Inside the television,
he is more powerful
317
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,747
than Glorthrock the all-seeing.
318
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,832
Yeah. The dude knows
everything in here.
319
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:26,170
Hel-lo! He's not the only one
who's watched too much TV.
320
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,923
I've wasted my whole life
in front of the tube,
321
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,300
and it's about to pay off.
Come on.
322
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,098
500 channels...
323
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:38,516
And still nothing on.
324
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,226
He could be anywhere.
325
00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:41,831
There.
326
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:45,356
Space network is having a
"Clash of the Planets" marathon.
327
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,150
If I was Control Freak,
and I am so glad I'm not,
328
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,652
that's where I'd be.
329
00:17:49,867 --> 00:17:52,245
Please,
this "Clash of the Planets" is...?
330
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:55,157
Only the greatest
sci-fi series ever made!
331
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:59,078
For an entire generation of
fans, it's not just a TV show,
332
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,997
it's away of life.
333
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,466
[grunting]
334
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,554
Gorcom has taught you well.
335
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,180
This ends now!
336
00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,515
On the contrary.
337
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,352
My reign of evil has just begun.
338
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:25,813
I shall never be defeated. Nev--
339
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,232
Ooh! Aah!
340
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,325
Who are you?
341
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,911
I am Count Roll Freakau,
342
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,457
the 12th level space samurai
who trained Baron Rang,
343
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,251
and I am your father.
344
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,295
No!
345
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,887
Hey, I remember this scene.
346
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,139
We're in the first episode
of season 4.
347
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,016
How do you know
we're going the right way?
348
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,435
'Cause we just passed
the engine core
349
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,395
which means we're right below
the detention level.
350
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,398
So, all we have to do is follow
the main particle flux conduit
351
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,941
to the galactic command center.
352
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,361
Frightening.
Truly frightening.
353
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,492
Identify yourselves.
354
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,917
You don't need to see
our identification.
355
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,213
Worth a shot. Gah!
356
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,758
[grunting]
357
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,390
Titans, go!
358
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,393
There can be only one!
359
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,522
[grunting]
360
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,175
Your powers are insignificant
361
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,678
next to the power
of Control Freak.
362
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:24,181
[grunting]
363
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,870
[slow-motion screaming]
364
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,975
[yelping]
365
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,274
I don't care
how tough you are, dude.
366
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,818
There's no way
I'm letting you win.
367
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,279
Foolish snot-colored human,
368
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,115
have you forgotten that
I am a 12th level space samurai?
369
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:28,078
Have you forgotten that
in here I control the universe?
370
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,456
No, but I've seen every
episode of this show,
371
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,125
like, 300 times, and I think
you've forgotten
372
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,628
that a 12th level
space samurai can be banished
373
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,756
to the No dimensions
by the Hak Jun chant!
374
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:43,803
Hak Jun Kang. Hak Jun Kang.
375
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,221
Hak Jun Kang.
376
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:48,140
Aah! No!
377
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,770
But-- but-- but this is my world.
378
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:54,438
I'm cool here.
379
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,732
You guys can't win.
380
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,984
Dude, this is television.
381
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,778
The good guys always win,
382
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,322
and you are
so not the good guys.
383
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,908
[beeping]
384
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,035
Please tell me you know
how to get us home.
385
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,545
[snoring]
386
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:20,089
Well, I guess this
whole experience proves
387
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,591
it really is bad
to watch too much TV.
388
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,677
But truthfully,
we only prevailed
389
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:28,138
because Beast Boy watches
too much the television.
390
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,767
So, there really isn't
a lesson here.
391
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:34,854
Yep. It was all
completely meaningless.
392
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,106
[laughing]
393
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:42,178
[theme song]
394
00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,081
♪ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
395
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,625
♪ Teen Titans, let's go! ♪
396
00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:00,087
♪ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
397
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:02,923
♪ Teen Titans, let's go! ♪
398
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,926
♪ T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S ♪
399
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,929
♪ Teen Titans, let's go! ♪
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