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Forty, forty-one,
forty-two.
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Forty-two
days on this dumb-fuck rock.
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You've really
commandeered that journal, hmm?
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Yeah, for some truly
masochistic reason,
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I like to think about what I'd
be doing at any given moment,
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like if none of this
had happened.
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And what would you
be doing right now?
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Well, I'd probably be
at the med-spa,
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getting my pubes lasered off.
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It was my pre-Majorca ritual.
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My family
always goes this week.
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What week even is it?
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You know, time here
is like a flat circle.
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I have no idea.
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Today is July 18th.
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Holy shit.
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What's up?
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Oh, it's my birthday today,
you know?
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Big 1-8.
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No.
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No, Fatin. You can't
tell the others, please?
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Okay, okay, okay.
Hear me out.
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I can, and I will.
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Fatin,
I don't do birthdays.
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They're stupid,
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and self-centered, and...
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"Congrats to me, at me.
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"I slid out of a vag.
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Time to throw myself
a friend parade."
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You put this to bed now.
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Guess what, bitches?
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Ice the booze... and get horny.
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It's Dorothy's
motherfucking birthday.
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How much longer
do I have to do this?
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Well,
that kind of depends on you.
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But I've been down there
with him for hours
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and I can't tell
if I'm getting, like,
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warm, cold, mild,
or just, like, nowhere.
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I've told you
everything I can.
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Something happened
15 days in,
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and none of the boys
will talk about it.
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What's this sudden hesitation
about?
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What, are you worried
that we won't hold up
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our end of the bargain?
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Yeah, there's that.
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It's also the whole
"putting on an act" thing.
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We're not all as good at it
as you are.
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You're not
buying that, are you?
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'Cause I think she puts on
a pretty good show.
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I can't pretend I didn't fall
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for her little
panic attack number.
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Not your finest hour.
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But if she can find out
what tore the boys apart,
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we'll call it a wash.
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Wow, you're still harboring
some pretty serious hostility
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toward her.
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Doesn't feel good
getting worked over like that.
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Oh, much better
to be on this side
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of the manipulation game,
isn't it?
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You know what I think
you might need?
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A little good faith gesture
on our part.
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Transcripts
from the several calls
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that Jeff made to you,
to one of your teachers,
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even to the authorities,
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inquiring about your welfare.
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They're real?
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He did try for you, Leah.
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So tenaciously, in fact,
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that it's become
a bit of a problem for us.
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You wouldn't hurt him.
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We'll make good if you do.
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You come through for us on this
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and we can
and will let you call him.
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Whoa. What's wrong?
Are you okay?
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Shh, I thought
I heard voices.
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- Did someone follow you?
- Shh.
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Okay. I don't think this,
what we're doing here,
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I don't know
if it's gonna work.
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Sounds like a breakup speech.
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Please don't joke.
It's not working fast enough.
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Time is, like, slipping by
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and every second, I feel closer
to getting caught.
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Do you want to sit and breathe
for a sec?
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We don't have much longer.
We have to make a move.
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Leah.
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Have some.
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It's not my favorite flavor.
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It's the only one that comes
in a green bottle.
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Did you know that?
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My family, we used
to lug all our bottles
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to the recycling place
for cash.
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The green bottles
aren't worth as much,
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so my mom would let me
keep these ones.
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I'd stack 'em in my bedroom
on the west wall,
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and when the sun set
and the light hit it,
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looked like jewels.
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We need to get home.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know.
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So this move
we need to make...
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how's it start?
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With more of us.
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We find some of the others,
bring them in.
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And I know the girls, and I
know who to start with, but...
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But I need to know
your people now.
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Their strengths,
their weaknesses.
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Who we can trust.
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There was this time...
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this day, actually...
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where we really learned a lot
about each other.
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It was the day we decided to...
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Surround that big
fucking cat on all sides,
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armed with the baddest spears
we can make,
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then basically just
stab the shit out of it.
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Stab, stab, stab!
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Ha ha. Dead jaguar.
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This is the play
you want us to run?
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I don't even know
what I'm looking at here.
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Looks like a human cell,
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like how we had
to draw it in biology?
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Is that a ribosome right there?
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That's obviously the jag!
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Bo, is that
not obviously the jag?
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I wouldn't say "obviously."
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Can't just run up
and stab it, dawg.
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This isn't the hood.
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"The hood"?
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Bitch,
you don't know my life.
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For all you know, I could live
in one of those red brick,
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good trick-or-treating-type
communities.
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He doesn't.
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Okay.
Well, if my idea sucks,
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let's see you come up
with one on your own.
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Or would that make
your jalopy-ass brain overheat,
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you fucking dumb-dumb?
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The fuck did you just call me?
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You heard me,
big bird-ass bitch.
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Whoa, guys,
you guys. Chill.
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Everyone's got
a point here, right?
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Kirin's right,
a direct attack
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would probably be
a suicide mission.
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But, Scotty, you're definitely
onto something with the spears.
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Easily our best bet,
weapons-wise.
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Badges, what do you think?
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Well, whatever we do,
it's got to be from a distance.
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We don't have any
long-range firearms.
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- Guess that means a trap.
- Okay.
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I don't know
if what I'm imagining is,
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like, a legit thing or just
some Indiana Jones bullshit,
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but what if we, like,
make a thatch trap
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that the jag could,
like, fall through?
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Oh, hell yeah, right
onto some sharp-ass spears.
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Yes.
Yes. Why not?
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Proper term
is a pit-fall trap,
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but, yes, theoretically,
that could do the job.
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Nice, nice, nice.
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So now all we need
is a pit big enough.
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Could we dig one?
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What if we
cleared out the bunker?
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Yes! Fuck yes!
We spike the bunker.
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Okay.
I'm new here.
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But cats are brilliant, right?
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Like, I know she's not just
gonna sashay over and fall in.
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Maybe we can bait it.
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You know, like,
with the turkey jerky.
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Bo, yes!
Fucking killer.
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Okay. Will the jerky be enough?
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I mean, we could throw
some of that SPAM in there too,
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you know, make like
a shitty meat soufflé.
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Holy shit.
Did we just do this?
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Did we just
figure this thing out?
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'Cause I feel like we figured
this fucking thing out!
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Guys, bring it in.
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Yeah. I know it's super cheesy,
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but humor me, please.
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"Kill a motherfucking jag,"
on three.
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- One, two...
- Kill a motherfucking jag!
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All right.
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We need spear makers,
a cleared bunker,
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and wood for the spears.
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I'm on chop duty.
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Who'd have thought
that Second City improv
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would come in clutch
on a deserted island?
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Big famous improv school?
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They teach you how to collab,
say "Yes, and?"
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Okay, no.
Forget it, noob.
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Oh, shit, dude.
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What the fuck?
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Oh, shit, dude, you had
a fire ant on you. Oh, my god.
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Oh, shit.
You got one too!
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Oh, fuck you.
Fuck you.
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You got one too.
Oh, fuck. You got one too.
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Oh, no.
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Spillz. Can you and I team up,
like, for one of the tasks?
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Um, oh, shit.
I would love to,
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but I got to go with Kirin
to collect some raw materials.
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Uh, do y...
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do you think that
you could do me a solid
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and head to the bunker
with Raf?
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Yeah, yeah.
Of course.
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Team Saint J.
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I'm just gonna go take my meds,
then we can skedaddle.
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Hey, you know
that I would go with you.
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It's just that,
this isn't gonna work
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unless me and Jock Itch
get on the same page.
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- No, I get it. All good.
- Yeah.
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An actual 50-year-old...
trapped in teenage form.
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She is 18 today,
people.
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Which means
she can legally vote,
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she can buy porn,
and she is officially
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no longer of sexual interest
to Jeffrey Galanis.
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Oh, my God. Why?
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It makes me
a little sad, actually,
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'cause I'm sure Dot would
rather spend her birthday
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at, like, a laser tag place
or hibachi restaurant
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or literally anywhere else.
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But instead,
she's hanging out
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with our sorry asses
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and this bottle of brut
from... Idaho.
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Jesus, Barbara,
have some self-respect.
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We have to go big.
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We have to go big.
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Hmm?
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I said,
"That's why we have to go big."
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All right. I'm talking
about a party here, y'all,
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and not some sad little
round of applause, okay?
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I'm talking a deluxe full-scale
absolute birthday blow-out.
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Honestly, the way
I want it to play out,
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we won't even need
the champagne.
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- Yes, we will.
- Because we're gonna get
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so freaking trashed on fun...
- And champagne.
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That it's gonna
feel just like home, okay?
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Not just for the birthday girl,
but for all of us.
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All right.
Time to mobilize.
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- Sorry.
- Oh, oh.
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I was sort of
standing there, but...
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Oh, my God.
This is exciting!
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- Are you excited?
- Oh, my God. Yeah.
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And I feel like
you're giving me
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some major
divorced-dad-energy vibes,
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like you're taking us
to Six Flags
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because you feel guilty
for missing out
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on the last five years
of our lives.
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I didn't miss anything.
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Okay. So, listen. I'm thinking
we do a surprise beach party.
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Does Dot even like surprises?
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She hates surprises,
end quote.
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Okay. Let's stick
with a surprise, all right?
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Today's about Dotty, okay?
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We should give her exactly
what she'll learn to love.
251
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All right. See, all right,
all right, all right.
252
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It is all coming together
in my head now.
253
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Moonlight, bonfire,
maybe even a little luau vibe.
254
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Cultural appropriation.
I'm not even mad at it.
255
00:11:07,084 --> 00:11:08,919
- Fatin, what's the date?
- July 18th.
256
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Sweet baby, Jesus.
Eighteen on the 18th.
257
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We have a golden birthday.
Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
258
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First things first, we gotta
keep her busy till go-time.
259
00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,903
Fatin, Leah,
you're on Dot-distraction duty.
260
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:17,945
But, how do we even do that?
261
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I delegate,
you figure it out.
262
00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:20,821
Okay. Rachel, Martha, Babe.
On your feet.
263
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Let's prep it here, and then
we'll set it up on the beach.
264
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,245
- What have you done?
- I think I've unleashed
265
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,105
some sort of party coke fiend.
266
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,315
Okay, I know he's off-theme,
267
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,983
but if you have a piñata,
you use him.
268
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Am I right?
269
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Good length.
Good reach.
270
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What do we think?
271
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Fine.
272
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,625
Man, I feel like I'm waiting
tables at Bandera again.
273
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It's a restaurant in Chicago.
274
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,216
You can keep trying, dude,
275
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,717
but I see straight through you.
276
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Yeah, y-you got me.
277
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,471
I-I never waited tables.
I was only a busboy.
278
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,574
Man, that's crazy perceptive.
How did you know that...
279
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,434
Not talking
about that, dude.
280
00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:10,897
I'm talking
about your game here.
281
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,899
How you're working the group,
282
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,610
trying to be everyone's
favorite camp counselor.
283
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,698
Oh, that.
284
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,034
No. Y-you're right, Kirin.
I'm an evil genius.
285
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:27,330
And that's my diabolical plot,
to be nice to people.
286
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,875
Okay, maybe I want people
to like me.
287
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,293
Maybe that's not a maybe.
288
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,253
Okay, I definitely
want people to like me.
289
00:12:33,295 --> 00:12:36,214
But that's not something
I'm, like, proud of.
290
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,467
But... look at me.
291
00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:41,136
I mean, I-I'm out here making
jokes, tap dancing for you,
292
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,221
but you say and do
whatever the fuck you want,
293
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,140
not a single fuck given.
294
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,600
I'm not built like that.
295
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:47,910
And that's not some bullshit
I'm just saying
296
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,187
to get you to like me.
That's the...
297
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,689
that's the truth.
298
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,483
Whatever, dude.
299
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:57,944
Enough.
300
00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,821
What's wrong?
301
00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:02,115
Your meds not working?
302
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,618
Pick those up.
303
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,596
How's it going down there,
by the way? You still drippy?
304
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:09,664
Stop thinking about my dick...
305
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,958
and pick those up, like I said.
306
00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,547
I see right through you too.
307
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:20,759
And the tough-guy thing
isn't gonna work either, dude.
308
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:28,391
Now what I will say,
now that we cleared the air,
309
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:32,604
that clap thing aside...
310
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,857
No, I wish that I could just...
311
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,819
I wish I could just
fuck random girls like you.
312
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:43,073
But with me, it's like,
313
00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:47,744
as soon as I zero-in
on someone, she's, like...
314
00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:50,872
the only one that I see
and I'm like all-in.
315
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,583
Oh, ho, ho, ho.
You're that guy.
316
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,169
I'm the that-est that guy.
317
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,798
I got so committed last time,
318
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,841
that when my girlfriend
broke up with me,
319
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,261
I couldn't break up
with the cat.
320
00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,596
The puss that good, huh?
321
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:09,432
Oh... yeah.
Really, really great.
322
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:13,103
But I meant I literally
took her cat, though.
323
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,939
Her parents
called it kidnapping.
324
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,983
I called it borrowing.
325
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,110
Creepshow.
326
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:23,071
It's actually why I'm here,
to "get perspective
327
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:27,367
and stop being so codependent,"
or whatever.
328
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,245
Listen, bro,
329
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:32,831
you gotta
play the field instead.
330
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,833
It's like they say,
331
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,669
"Always bring sand
to the beach."
332
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:42,340
Right, right.
333
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,676
"Bring sand to the beach."
No, it's good advice.
334
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:08,742
Oh!
335
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:25,967
Ha.
336
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,387
How cool is that?
337
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:33,600
I learned this at circus camp
when I was a kid.
338
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:36,061
Maybe try and stay on task?
339
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,102
Yeah.
340
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,944
It's crazy that we don't
know each other better.
341
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,697
Like, why aren't you
in the Latinx club?
342
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,825
I'm not of the decent, but
they let me sit in to learn.
343
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,203
By the way,
which do you prefer?
344
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:55,288
Hispanic, Latino?
345
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,207
Mexican is fine.
346
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,043
You're saying
that I can say it?
347
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:02,629
You're, like,
giving me a pass right now?
348
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,092
Mexican isn't a slur, Josh.
349
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,219
I know, right?
350
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:12,222
Like, I always tell my family
not to wear sombreros
351
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,515
on Cinco de Mayo.
352
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,517
They don't get
how their appropriation
353
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,395
white-washes the spirit
of anti-colonial resistance.
354
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,105
Really learned a lot
in that club there.
355
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,481
I have.
356
00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:25,735
And that is why I only
celebrate Día de los Muertos,
357
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,029
good ol' Mexican Halloween.
358
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,198
Mexican Halloween?
359
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,409
Now, he did not
actually call it that.
360
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:35,662
He did. He took a sacred,
centuries-old tradition
361
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,539
and Caucasianed
the hell out of it.
362
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,708
He had gotten so much right.
363
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:43,336
Like, I was actually
starting to root for him.
364
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,421
Me too.
365
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,136
Still am, actually.
366
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,223
But why didn't you stop him?
367
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,642
Explain to him
where he had gone wrong?
368
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,853
It's his problem, not mine.
369
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,354
No, yeah.
I know.
370
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,556
I wasn't trying to say that
it was your responsibility.
371
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,486
I don't know.
372
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,864
I've learned that if
you let people talk like that,
373
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:14,534
they end up revealing a lot
about themselves.
374
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,287
It's like the one okay thing
about being the quiet guy.
375
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,167
I don't tell on myself
as much.
376
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:31,217
Maybe the saying is right...
less is more.
377
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:37,682
Behold.
378
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,894
Excalibur.
379
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,145
Chhh!
380
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,648
Always doing the most, man.
381
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,025
Yo, Ivan?
382
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,028
Look, I love it.
383
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,946
You know,
you're getting into it,
384
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,948
feeling the
Wakanda-forever shit, but I...
385
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:59,204
No.
I do not do the MCU, Skippy.
386
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,914
I'm not a philistine.
387
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:05,585
This is Camelot, you know?
This is Arthurian.
388
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:06,795
Yeah, see.
That's...
389
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,272
that's what I'm tryna
talk to you about.
390
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,841
I mean, do you really got to be
so extra all the time?
391
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,010
I don't know.
Do you have to be so short?
392
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,345
So petite?
393
00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,514
So absolutely chode-sized?
394
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,516
That was a good one.
Yeah, no.
395
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,184
All I'm saying is,
you know,
396
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,561
we got to stay on task
to get shit done.
397
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,147
So, like, maybe quit
prancing around and man up?
398
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:30,401
Wow. I cannot believe
this bullshit followed me here.
399
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,796
You know, you do understand
that we share
400
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,905
a common enemy, right?
401
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,950
But because of gender policers
like you
402
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:40,453
who don't like my crop tops or
my so-called broken wrists...
403
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,372
Man,
I didn't even say all that.
404
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,250
I mean, I don't have the
time to explain subtext to you,
405
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,876
but you actually
and totally did.
406
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,419
I'm not
taking sides here.
407
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,089
I cannot stress enough,
no sides.
408
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,216
But for the sake
of the trap, Ivan,
409
00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,970
your spear has to be
a little more... functional.
410
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,347
Exactly! Thanks
for taking my side, man.
411
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,267
I'll have you know,
my spear is very functional.
412
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,270
But more importantly,
it's a statement.
413
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,855
Jesus fucking Christ.
414
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,940
The jag doesn't care
about your statement.
415
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,984
It's trying to kill us.
416
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,528
A-and it's gonna take some
real men to kill it first.
417
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:15,905
Tell me, Scotty.
What makes you a real man?
418
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,575
A lot of shit.
I like to stand when I piss.
419
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,243
I like a big breakfast.
420
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,704
And I do everything I can
to hustle hard
421
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,998
and save up money
to support my fucking family.
422
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,600
Oh. You know what?
I can't tell if that's sweet,
423
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,751
or just a clichéd rap bar.
424
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,421
You know what?
Fuck you, you fucking pussy.
425
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,423
Look alive, boys.
426
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,508
Yeah.
427
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,927
We come bearing gifts.
428
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,348
Yo, what the fuck is that?
429
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,975
Bait.
430
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,185
- Like, real bait.
- It stinks.
431
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,938
Which is why
it'll be an affective lure,
432
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,816
better than the jerky even.
433
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,860
Well done.
434
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,904
Scout's salute.
435
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,218
What have you fuckers
been up to, huh?
436
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:02,744
Making wands?
437
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,246
Yeah, okay.
And the fucking pile-on.
438
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:06,456
She's not a wand.
439
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,374
Man, you guys did
some fucking damage.
440
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,752
All right. When we finish
sharpening this new batch,
441
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,421
let's take it to the bunker.
442
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,048
This is gonna fucking work.
443
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,883
Fuck.
444
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:20,011
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
There she is.
445
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,471
Excited much?
446
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,890
Dorothy!
447
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,517
Where are you going?
448
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,186
I'm dragging this log
back to camp.
449
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,456
I thought we could use it as
a crossbeam or, like, seating.
450
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,565
Can't let you do that, pal.
451
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:34,150
Yeah. Camp's a no-go zone.
452
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:37,070
Pal?
What are you talking about?
453
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,988
The others are over there.
454
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,699
They're doing Tai Chi.
Capoeira.
455
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,409
Yeah,
one of those martial arts.
456
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:46,245
It's also very gentle.
457
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,914
But, yeah.
Anyways, it's very sacred
458
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,291
and we can't interrupt.
459
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,628
- Is she okay?
- Oh, yeah.
460
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,088
Just Leah.
461
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,674
Honestly, though, do you mind
coming back for the log
462
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,258
and helping us
snare some birds?
463
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,694
Martha's not feeling up
for the hunt.
464
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,887
What's wrong with her?
Is she okay?
465
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:07,141
I mean, I don't want
to be indiscreet,
466
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,727
but it is spelled D-I-A-H-H,
or...
467
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,438
She's just fine.
Just a stomachache.
468
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,148
It's...
469
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:17,443
So you'll
come with us, right? Yeah?
470
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,004
I mean, you're terrible
with a slingshot,
471
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,947
but I'd rather arm you
than this nutjob.
472
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:27,578
Yeah. Let's just
get this over with.
473
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,998
It just keeps coming out.
Just keeps coming out.
474
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:12,749
Nailed it, right?
475
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,125
We figured
Dot's fucking classic,
476
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:15,752
so we kept it simple,
earthy.
477
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,462
And I stuck some little
four-leaf clovers
478
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,505
on there for luck.
479
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:23,634
But... well, I mean, they're
not actual four-leaf clovers.
480
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,762
I just split one
of the leaves to fake it.
481
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,347
So, what do you think?
482
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:31,517
Ladies, I do not have time
to be anything
483
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,519
but straightforward here,
all right?
484
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:34,979
It's a no.
Like an epic no.
485
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,272
I said make a crown.
486
00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:38,733
This... this is like
a sad wreath.
487
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,335
And if I saw it
hanging on somebody's door,
488
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,279
I would say to myself, "Whoever
lives in there has given up."
489
00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:45,865
Wow, Shelby.
490
00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,467
- I'm sorry.
- It's fine, Martha.
491
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:48,719
I'm just a little disappointed.
492
00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:51,120
Not in you, all right,
just the work, okay?
493
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:52,497
And in Toni.
494
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,749
Oh. Oh, okay.
495
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,125
Here it comes.
Drag me.
496
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,770
Babe, you know
my taste better than this.
497
00:22:57,794 --> 00:22:59,295
Would it kill you
to add some color?
498
00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,714
Blossoms, berries,
anything to make it pop?
499
00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:05,134
Yeah. Heard, heard.
I'll take another crack at it.
500
00:23:05,176 --> 00:23:07,470
Thank you.
I know I'm being tough.
501
00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:12,767
I just... I want this
to be amazing, okay?
502
00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:15,186
I know, Bee. I got you.
We'll come through.
503
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,984
Are you like a clone?
504
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,028
Seriously, like,
are you even you?
505
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,923
Because the Toni that I know
would have given her
506
00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:27,615
a roundhouse kick
for that attitude.
507
00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:30,159
God, shut up.
It's cute on her.
508
00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:32,203
Fucking sexy, actually.
509
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,705
Okay, ew. Stop it.
510
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,124
Cringe.
511
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,419
Seriously, though.
512
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:43,172
I'm really loving
how happy she's made you.
513
00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:48,803
And I've never seen you
so mellow.
514
00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:50,888
Yeah. It's great.
515
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:55,101
But also weird.
Like, I don't know.
516
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:58,229
I've got, like, a real faith
in her or something.
517
00:23:58,271 --> 00:24:01,107
Like, there's no hiding
and no secrets.
518
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:06,988
Makes me feel sort of safe,
which is new.
519
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:22,938
Beach party setup's
looking good, okay?
520
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,898
I set up the tikis already,
rigged up a little limbo game,
521
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:27,341
and I probably
shouldn't talk it up,
522
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:30,178
but my sandcastle cake
is a fucking work of art.
523
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:33,264
Hey, check it.
I made a little mock-up.
524
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:36,976
Three tiers, shells all over,
sparklers as toppers.
525
00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,769
Well,
I'm sure it's stunning.
526
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:39,979
And I cannot wait to see it.
527
00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:41,331
You know, the others need
to take a page
528
00:24:41,355 --> 00:24:42,708
out of your playbook
'cause you're, like,
529
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:44,734
the only person
making my life easier today.
530
00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,944
Yeah. Happy... happy
to do that for you.
531
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,030
We might pull this off.
532
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,407
Like, this might actually
be magical.
533
00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:54,702
Friends, champagne,
534
00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:56,096
perfect weather,
beautiful scenery...
535
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:58,164
Just slow your fucking roll.
536
00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:00,917
Just maybe like don't get
so poetic about this island.
537
00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:03,211
It's not fucking paradise.
538
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,588
Oh, God.
Rachel, I'm so sorry.
539
00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,882
I did not mean to say
that this island was, like...
540
00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:10,384
or that I don't want to get
off this island because I...
541
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,970
Rachel, that was just
incredibly thoughtless of me.
542
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,639
- It's okay.
- No, it's not.
543
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,782
I shouldn't have even
tasked you with anything.
544
00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:16,724
Is it too much?
How are you?
545
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:18,643
Shelby, it's fine.
I'm fine.
546
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:19,685
I'm cool.
547
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:23,898
I'm just a little touchy today,
but I'm fine.
548
00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,359
Really.
549
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,110
Like, really,
you got to get out there
550
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:31,948
and see my three-tier,
god-tier fucking masterpiece.
551
00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:33,824
I'm sure it's magnificent.
552
00:25:34,784 --> 00:25:35,826
Yeah.
553
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,078
High-five.
554
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:39,330
Well, it's more
of a low-five for me,
555
00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:40,915
but here's to the last one.
556
00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:46,629
Sorry I stayed up here,
by the way.
557
00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:50,383
My claustrophobia...
it's probably the worst phobia.
558
00:25:50,424 --> 00:25:51,884
Well, there's xeno.
559
00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:54,220
Super glad
I don't have that one.
560
00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:56,222
Oh, I am so sorry.
561
00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:06,565
What do you think
he'd rate it?
562
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:12,196
Oh, a... seven.
563
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:16,993
Yeah, like a level-seven
documentation regurgitation.
564
00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:19,078
Pretty good.
That's pretty good.
565
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,913
Thank you.
566
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:24,000
Do you think Seth would let me
intern for Spillz?
567
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:28,045
Man, I would do anything
for that gig,
568
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,755
except move to Chicago.
569
00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:33,134
My sinuses would not last a day
in that climate. I...
570
00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:37,054
Sorry.
571
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:43,019
Sorry, I don't mean
to talk so much.
572
00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,771
I... I know it's a lot.
573
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:48,858
Yeah, maybe.
No offense.
574
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,905
I didn't say much at all
till I was seven actually.
575
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:59,118
I had this lisp
that I felt weird about.
576
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,747
Once it went away, I guess I
sort of made up for lost time.
577
00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:06,792
Once at dinner,
my dad goes to my mom,
578
00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:08,002
"I'm beginning to regret
579
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:11,464
spending all that money
on Dr. Brimmer."
580
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,799
The speech therapist.
581
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,845
Man, that's tough.
582
00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:21,974
They are tough.
That is their thing. Ha.
583
00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:24,477
Which worked
on my brother and sister,
584
00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:27,313
who were basically superhumans.
585
00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:29,857
Like, they are crazy popular.
586
00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:31,609
They played volleyball at USC.
587
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,319
And they both do modeling
588
00:27:33,361 --> 00:27:36,030
for a sustainable
orthodontics company.
589
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:42,578
Meanwhile, I'm over here
590
00:27:42,620 --> 00:27:46,248
with not a huge ton
of friends
591
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:51,504
and a propensity
to get stress hives.
592
00:27:51,545 --> 00:27:55,007
That's why they sent me
on this retreat actually,
593
00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:58,677
to be less like that.
594
00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:03,933
"Learn a little grit,"
my mom said.
595
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:07,395
Maybe it's working.
596
00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:10,940
You think?
597
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:12,691
You're surviving.
598
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:16,529
Making friends.
599
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:22,243
San Diego!
600
00:28:22,284 --> 00:28:24,703
Come on, boys.
Let's make us a trap.
601
00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:25,972
- Let's get into it.
- All right!
602
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:28,165
Let's get to work.
603
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,595
- Can you get me a rope?
- Yeah.
604
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:34,547
Two more here.
605
00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:36,924
Two down here, at least two.
606
00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:39,343
Just checking.
You need any more?
607
00:28:54,275 --> 00:28:56,444
You guys think we could
all put our hands in
608
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:59,363
and do that shout again?
609
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,574
- What? I liked it.
- No.
610
00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:02,908
Now that we're on ground zero,
611
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:05,828
we have to be as stealthy
as the jag we're hunting.
612
00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:09,206
Shh.
613
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:12,168
Surprise!
614
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,377
Yeah!
615
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,588
I hate you.
616
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:19,133
- All of you.
- We love you too, Dorothy.
617
00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:21,510
Well, not that
I didn't see it coming,
618
00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:24,472
because you have
a shit-ass poker face.
619
00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:26,682
Okay, so I'm not
a smooth person.
620
00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:28,559
Moving on.
621
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:32,771
You are
a hard-ass working queen.
622
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,900
And...
623
00:29:37,651 --> 00:29:39,153
Retired.
624
00:29:40,863 --> 00:29:42,990
Oh, my God.
You...
625
00:29:43,032 --> 00:29:45,034
Fatin might have
been the leak,
626
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:47,495
but I know
you were behind this.
627
00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,125
All right.
Enough of that.
628
00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:54,418
Let's get this party started!
629
00:29:57,171 --> 00:29:58,964
♪ Clap, clap, slow clap ♪
630
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:01,550
♪ Been the champion,
rang the bell ♪
631
00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:03,969
♪ Rocked the bottom,
been through hell ♪
632
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:06,764
♪ Climbed the mountain,
now I'm well ♪
633
00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,807
♪ I just feel like
coming back for the belt ♪
634
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:10,267
♪ I've been slipping
and slipping ♪
635
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:11,620
♪ But now I'm back
for double-dipping ♪
636
00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:12,662
♪ Who am I kidding?
I'm winning ♪
637
00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:14,438
♪ My gentleman is for myself ♪
638
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,107
♪ I'm throwin' a Hail Mary
to no one else ♪
639
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,068
♪ That's why I'm cheering
for myself ♪
640
00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:22,196
♪ Come on, clap, clap, clap,
clap, clap, clap ♪
641
00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:24,698
♪ Clap, de-clap, de-clap,
clap, slow clap ♪
642
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,284
♪ Walk into the room
like a boss, slow clap ♪
643
00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,828
♪ Putting on a little
extra sauce, slow clap ♪
644
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:32,540
♪ Clap, clap, clap,
clap, clap, clap ♪
645
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:35,084
♪ Clap, de-clap, de-clap,
clap, slow clap ♪
646
00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:37,586
♪ Sidestepping people
down the hall, slow clap ♪
647
00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:40,506
♪ Winter, spring or summer,
or the fall, slow clap ♪
648
00:30:40,548 --> 00:30:42,925
♪ I don't wanna go
to the back of the line ♪
649
00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:45,427
♪ No, no, I put in my time ♪
650
00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:48,222
♪ From the garage
to the penthouse, girls ♪
651
00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:50,558
♪ Underdog
to the top of the world ♪
652
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:53,102
♪ Clap, clap, clap,
clap, clap, clap ♪
653
00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:55,813
♪ Clap, de-clap, de-clap,
clap, slow clap ♪
654
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:58,107
♪ Walk into the room
like a boss, slow clap ♪
655
00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:00,776
♪ Puttin' on a little
extra sauce, slow clap ♪
656
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:03,362
♪ Clap, clap, clap,
clap, clap, clap ♪
657
00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:05,990
♪ Clap, de-clap, de-clap,
clap, slow clap ♪
658
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:08,784
♪ Sidestepping people
down the hall, slow clap ♪♪
659
00:31:10,828 --> 00:31:12,580
Listen, um...
660
00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:15,416
With what I'm about to say,
661
00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:19,503
just know that the bar
is really low, but...
662
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:24,550
This is the best birthday
that I've ever had.
663
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:34,727
My best birthday
was two years ago,
664
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:37,313
and Toni snuck us
into a casino.
665
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:38,647
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
666
00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:41,025
Marty over here wanted to
go see those nerdy magicians.
667
00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:42,526
It was Penn and Teller,
668
00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:43,694
and they're illusionists.
669
00:31:43,736 --> 00:31:45,195
Okay, I was
the illusionist,
670
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,156
sliding us past
that asshole bouncer.
671
00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:48,842
Well, as memorable
as that sounds,
672
00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:50,659
my sweet 16 had you beat.
673
00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:52,077
It was a "Great Gatsby" theme.
674
00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:54,955
And we actually rented
like an old car.
675
00:31:54,997 --> 00:31:56,725
And the best part was
when my dad surprised me
676
00:31:56,749 --> 00:32:00,377
with a birthday video
from none other than...
677
00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:03,380
Joel Scott Osteen.
678
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,841
I...
679
00:32:07,343 --> 00:32:10,179
What? That was...
It was good. I loved it.
680
00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:20,397
This just, like,
kind of reminds me...
681
00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:30,324
That I only have one birthday
to celebrate from now on.
682
00:32:37,498 --> 00:32:38,916
Not two.
683
00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:46,340
So fuck all your birthdays.
684
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,271
I got this.
685
00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,981
- Dot, no.
- What?
686
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:03,857
Maybe you should, like,
687
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:07,528
just act your age for once.
688
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:10,239
Well, I'm actually
an adult now, so...
689
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:12,491
Okay.
Then don't act your age.
690
00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:15,619
That's our real gift to you.
691
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:19,581
You're retired, honey,
just like Barbara.
692
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,793
Let me take this one,
all right?
693
00:33:28,716 --> 00:33:31,760
This isn't gonna work.
694
00:33:31,802 --> 00:33:35,264
Man, why would you say that?
You pitched the trap.
695
00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:37,307
Yeah, Hen,
don't relapse on me.
696
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,892
I'm not saying
we're gonna die.
697
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,936
I just think
we'll have to pivot.
698
00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:43,856
Statistically speaking,
first plans never work.
699
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:46,442
Have you ever seen the
early drafts of "Bugs Bunny,"
700
00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:48,026
as sketched
by the original artist?
701
00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:50,571
Oh, yeah.
702
00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:51,697
Yes, I have.
703
00:33:54,450 --> 00:33:55,951
You have?
704
00:33:55,993 --> 00:33:57,911
No, shithead.
I was fucking with you.
705
00:33:57,953 --> 00:33:59,288
Why would I have seen that?
706
00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:04,710
Anyway, they're horrifying.
707
00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:07,713
Bugs looks like
a DMT hallucination.
708
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,382
It's still alive.
709
00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:01,433
Fuck. It's rearing back.
It's gonna fucking get out.
710
00:35:01,475 --> 00:35:03,352
Ivan, throw it to me!
711
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:11,026
Aah!
712
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:13,821
Aah!
713
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,664
Uhh!
714
00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:01,577
Ooh ooh ooh ooh,
715
00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:03,662
ah ah ah ah,
716
00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:05,038
ooh ooh ooh ooh,
717
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,540
ah ah ah ah,
718
00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:08,000
ooh ooh ooh ooh,
719
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:09,418
ah ah ah ah,
720
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:11,628
ooh ooh ooh ooh,
ah ah ah ah,
721
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,881
ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah,
722
00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:17,259
Aaaaah!
723
00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:24,141
Yea-ea-ah!
724
00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:36,945
Ha ha ha.
725
00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:38,238
Oh, man.
726
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,617
Just whole DNA lacking rhythm.
727
00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:45,412
I mean, that boy look like he
dancing for KitKot, not TikTok.
728
00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:54,546
Hey, I just want to say,
you know,
729
00:36:54,588 --> 00:36:56,089
you really held it down
at the bunker.
730
00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:58,675
Hmm, while you ran.
731
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:01,219
- How virile of you.
- I had to.
732
00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:03,388
One of us always dies
in that scenario.
733
00:37:03,430 --> 00:37:05,265
Wasn't gonna be me.
734
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,871
Look, I know it's your style,
but you can't
735
00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:13,565
just joke your way back
to congeniality with me, okay?
736
00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:17,319
I need, like, a reckoning.
737
00:37:17,361 --> 00:37:19,529
Look, man,
I was getting there, all right?
738
00:37:22,032 --> 00:37:24,743
It's... it's my bad
about earlier,
739
00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:26,620
all that shit I said.
740
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:29,790
I was out of line.
741
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,251
You know, I don't even...
742
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,962
I don't know
where it comes from
743
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:40,926
or, like, why I feel like that,
but... sorry.
744
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,435
We're cool.
745
00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,565
Oh. Oh!
746
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,567
- Okay. Hey.
- Okay, okay.
747
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,444
Wakanda forever, my brother.
748
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,322
I am the Jag Slayer!
749
00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:07,244
I am gladiator!
750
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,662
Oh, no.
751
00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:11,540
I'm not letting him
steal all the shine for this.
752
00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:14,251
- Go get it.
- Take me northward!
753
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,502
Yeah, yeah, lift him.
754
00:38:15,544 --> 00:38:17,170
I said...
755
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:19,506
Big boy, here ya go!
756
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,427
Yes, Warrior O'Connor.
757
00:38:23,468 --> 00:38:25,512
Yes, you may have
dealt the final blow,
758
00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:28,265
but what is a knight
without his steel?
759
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:31,435
If not for
my weaponry excellence,
760
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:33,020
what the fuck then?
761
00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:36,023
Is not the real hero
of the hour...
762
00:38:36,064 --> 00:38:37,691
Okay, where is she?
763
00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:40,569
Your spear is in there.
764
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:42,070
It was pretty gross.
765
00:38:44,573 --> 00:38:47,117
Excalibur died for us.
766
00:38:47,159 --> 00:38:50,954
She made
the ultimate sacrifice!
767
00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:52,456
We put her through...
768
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,124
You should be up
on some shoulders,
769
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,208
getting the Gatorade bath.
770
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,960
Oh, nah.
771
00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:00,005
We tossed her in.
772
00:39:00,047 --> 00:39:02,674
Come on. You basically
put this whole thing together.
773
00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:05,594
"Yes, and" style.
774
00:39:05,635 --> 00:39:07,471
Hey.
775
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,514
This...
776
00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:11,224
This is all you, man.
777
00:39:12,809 --> 00:39:14,519
No, no.
778
00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:17,898
Hey, while we're
spreading the glory around,
779
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,942
give it up to the guy
who kind of got us going.
780
00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:25,113
The man with a plan,
Seth "Spillz" Novak.
781
00:39:25,155 --> 00:39:26,907
Yes!
782
00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:31,995
Speech, speech!
783
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:33,622
No, no, no.
784
00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:36,541
No... okay, okay.
785
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:39,586
I might have
a tight five in me. Uh...
786
00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:41,088
How is everybody doing tonight?
787
00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:42,964
We are good!
788
00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:45,258
Hey, is anyone here
on a date?
789
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:47,719
How about any newlyweds in
the audience, recently married?
790
00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:48,553
No? Okay.
791
00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:50,013
And castaways?
792
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:52,432
Anyone here stranded
on a deserted fucking island?
793
00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:53,642
Yes!
794
00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:54,976
All of us!
795
00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:57,354
You know, I...
I vividly remember the day
796
00:39:57,395 --> 00:40:00,357
that I met each of you.
797
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,198
Not that there's anything
particularly special
798
00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:04,861
about any of you, but because
who could possibly forget
799
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:08,490
a catastrophic
fucking plane crash?
800
00:40:08,532 --> 00:40:12,369
No, but seriously, you...
801
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,914
you all left big impressions
on me that day.
802
00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:19,209
I remember Scotty and Bo,
803
00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:22,129
so clearly
each other's ride-or-die.
804
00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,131
I bet you didn't think
that "die" would be
805
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,632
a literal possibility, huh?
806
00:40:25,674 --> 00:40:28,426
- No. No, I didn't.
- No? Okay.
807
00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:31,847
I remember Ivan
with his sick loafers.
808
00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:33,974
And, look, I know
that they're worse for wear,
809
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,768
but maybe
I can borrow 'em one day.
810
00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:39,354
- We'll talk.
- We will. We'll talk.
811
00:40:39,396 --> 00:40:42,816
Josh, who after, like,
half an hour of knowing him,
812
00:40:42,858 --> 00:40:46,111
had already offered me,
like, six homeopathic remedies
813
00:40:46,153 --> 00:40:48,822
and a Schedule II drug.
814
00:40:48,864 --> 00:40:50,490
Nice.
815
00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:53,201
And I don't remember Henry
'cause I don't have to.
816
00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:56,788
Okay?
817
00:40:56,830 --> 00:40:59,749
And Kirin,
who I first wrote off
818
00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:03,044
as a juicehead asshole.
819
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,463
Seriously, man, when are you
gonna change my mind on that?
820
00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:06,965
Oh!
821
00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:09,384
Spillz, you little piss-ant.
Fuck you.
822
00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:11,469
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Please don't hurt me.
823
00:41:11,511 --> 00:41:13,263
Please, sit down.
824
00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:14,514
No, seriously,
825
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:18,393
without your "act first,
think later" attitude,
826
00:41:18,435 --> 00:41:20,979
I mean, you've helped us
more than once, man.
827
00:41:21,021 --> 00:41:24,024
So, respect.
828
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,612
And then, there's Raf.
829
00:41:28,653 --> 00:41:32,449
You know, there's no joke here,
man, there's no punchline.
830
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,452
We stared down some dark shit
together that first day,
831
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:40,957
and... I don't know
if it's man-of-few-words thing,
832
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:46,046
but you have this calm
about you that saved my sanity.
833
00:41:49,049 --> 00:41:51,968
Fuck. We were strangers.
834
00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:54,179
We were strangers
who came together.
835
00:41:54,221 --> 00:41:56,598
And, what did we fucking do?!
836
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,725
We were strangers
who came together
837
00:41:58,767 --> 00:42:02,896
and we killed
a motherfucking jag!
838
00:42:10,487 --> 00:42:12,280
Nice shit, bruh.
839
00:42:16,076 --> 00:42:18,620
- Whoo!
- Oh!
840
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:22,374
Nuclear pantsing, dawg!
841
00:42:28,964 --> 00:42:31,424
Nuclear pantsing!
842
00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:34,344
What the fuck, man?
843
00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:37,973
Oh... oh, wait...
844
00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:40,892
Aw, boo!
845
00:42:40,934 --> 00:42:43,687
Come back!
846
00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:46,648
Aw, come on, fuckers.
Let's drink!
847
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:51,111
Whoo!
848
00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:10,630
It won't go away.
849
00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:13,550
The pain?
850
00:43:16,428 --> 00:43:18,930
I understand.
851
00:43:30,025 --> 00:43:33,445
My best friend...
852
00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:36,364
killed herself last year.
853
00:43:42,037 --> 00:43:46,791
I know that blame is hard
to put on one person...
854
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:50,170
But I deserve a lot of it.
855
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:57,093
I kissed her.
856
00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:01,973
But when her parents found out,
857
00:44:02,015 --> 00:44:05,935
I told them
it was the other way around.
858
00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:11,024
Got everyone to believe
that she was wrong, sick.
859
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:15,904
I got her believing it too.
860
00:44:21,201 --> 00:44:24,746
The guilt.
861
00:44:24,788 --> 00:44:27,665
The shame I felt.
862
00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:34,381
Sometimes I even wanted
to... follow her.
863
00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:42,180
What was her name?
864
00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,309
Becca.
865
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:51,481
And how did you, like, pull
yourself up and out of that?
866
00:44:56,736 --> 00:45:01,032
Dear Lord, you are my shield,
my defender.
867
00:45:01,074 --> 00:45:04,035
You're my healing,
my provider.
868
00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:05,161
You're my peace.
869
00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:07,580
You're my joy, my wisdom,
and my strength.
870
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:10,625
You are the glory and the one
who will lift my head high.
871
00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:15,922
It was my faith.
872
00:45:15,964 --> 00:45:18,842
And just holding on
to those words:
873
00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:21,344
"Dear Lord, you are my shield,
my defender," the whole thing.
874
00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:23,888
Just over and over again,
like a mantra.
875
00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:27,100
Just sort of
made me feel steady.
876
00:45:28,476 --> 00:45:31,104
Until one day,
I actually was.
877
00:45:36,860 --> 00:45:39,446
Dear Lord.
878
00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:42,323
- You are my shield.
- You are my shield.
879
00:45:42,365 --> 00:45:44,451
- My defender.
- My defender.
880
00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:45,928
- You're my peace.
- You're my peace.
881
00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:48,037
- You're my joy.
- You're my joy.
882
00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:49,432
My wisdom and my strength.
883
00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:51,082
My wisdom and my strength.
884
00:45:51,124 --> 00:45:53,168
- You are the glory.
- You are the glory.
885
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,253
And the one
that will lift my head high.
886
00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:57,422
And the one
that will lift my head high.
887
00:46:02,177 --> 00:46:03,178
Amen.
888
00:46:08,725 --> 00:46:09,809
Amen.
889
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:36,336
There he is!
890
00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:37,712
Oh.
891
00:46:37,754 --> 00:46:39,839
I was worried about you,
man.
892
00:46:43,092 --> 00:46:47,889
Bro, you have just got to...
893
00:46:47,931 --> 00:46:52,477
you just got to, like,
not even let it get to you
894
00:46:52,519 --> 00:46:54,854
'cause that is how they win.
895
00:46:54,896 --> 00:46:59,317
Trust me. Ha.
I know exactly how you feel.
896
00:46:59,359 --> 00:47:04,197
Like, this one time,
I got pantsed by Chloe King
897
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,700
during my sixth grade
spelling bee. Ugh!
898
00:47:07,742 --> 00:47:09,244
It was like
the exact same thing,
899
00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:11,955
except my underwear stayed up
900
00:47:11,996 --> 00:47:15,500
and I was spelling "amnesty"
at the time.
901
00:47:15,542 --> 00:47:18,419
Oh, and this isn't pantsing,
902
00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:22,090
but one time, my brother
made me lick the toilet seat.
903
00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:24,092
But not the top.
904
00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:25,468
The underside of the seat.
905
00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:26,511
Josh.
906
00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:33,268
Thank you, really.
907
00:47:33,309 --> 00:47:35,061
But I'm good.
908
00:47:42,819 --> 00:47:44,612
Anytime, man.
909
00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:49,659
Except now,
910
00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:53,204
because bedtime.
911
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:57,500
Good night, Joshy.
Ha.
912
00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:58,751
Ah.
913
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:18,396
I wasn't there, you know?
914
00:48:18,438 --> 00:48:19,647
I was with the others,
915
00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:24,235
so, you know,
this is what I heard after.
916
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:30,867
Keep going, please.
917
00:48:34,621 --> 00:48:38,875
I'm not supposed
to tell anyone.
918
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:42,795
But, I don't know.
919
00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:46,924
Sometimes I just...
920
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:50,637
I want to say it out loud.
921
00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,513
I have to hear it out loud.
922
00:48:59,771 --> 00:49:01,147
He went to him.
923
00:49:05,777 --> 00:49:07,654
And he, uh...
924
00:49:09,489 --> 00:49:10,489
Raf.
925
00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:20,792
They're listening.
926
00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:26,422
We'll find another way.
927
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:31,219
I'll find another way.
928
00:49:39,394 --> 00:49:42,605
I'm actually too tired.
Sorry.
929
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:47,527
Whoa.
Wait, what just happened?
930
00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:49,654
She had him.
She had him on the threshold.
931
00:49:49,696 --> 00:49:50,822
And she stopped him.
932
00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:53,491
She fucking snaked us.
933
00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:54,784
I'll go intercept her.
934
00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:56,261
I'll sit her back down,
and we'll regroup.
935
00:49:56,285 --> 00:49:57,285
- No.
- No.
936
00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:07,088
I hate
seeing promising people.
937
00:50:07,130 --> 00:50:10,883
Such a bitter pill
when they disappoint you.
938
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:39,537
Seth?
939
00:50:39,579 --> 00:50:41,581
Do you think
I'm like you?
940
00:50:41,622 --> 00:50:43,833
Do you think I'm like you?
941
00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:45,835
- Do you think I'm like you?!
- What did I do?
942
00:50:45,877 --> 00:50:47,670
I'm nothing
fucking like you!
943
00:50:47,712 --> 00:50:50,673
I'm nothing fucking like you.
944
00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,717
Nothing.
945
00:50:52,759 --> 00:50:54,969
Nothing. Nothing.
946
00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:03,644
Don't.
Don't you move!
947
00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:29,045
I'm nothing like you,
I'm nothing like you.
948
00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:32,799
I'm nothing...
I'm nothing fucking like you.
949
00:53:53,314 --> 00:53:55,858
Beep, beep.
Coming through.
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