All language subtitles for The.Neighborhood.S04E20.WEBRip.x264-ION10

All right, everybody, look.

My mama's gonna be here soon.

Feet down.

Dave, you know how you usually

go on and on
about how great I am?

I know,
I'll turn it down.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I need you to turn it
all the way up.

Sometimes she forgets the light

I bring into the world.

I'm gonna need the full Dave.

Okay, full Dave.

Locked and loaded.

Calvin, she's coming
to see her baby boy

get the Chamber
of Commerce Award.

Mama Marilyn's leaving
a luxury cruise

with Calvin's brother
just to be here.

Now, that is a proud mother.

Oh, where was my proud mother

when I got my award
in fifth grade?

It was for perfect attendance,
Marty.

And you didn't attend.

You don't see the irony in that?

Look, I just want this
visit to go perfectly.

Sometimes my mom can be
a little hard to please.

A little?
Mama Marilyn is a gangster.

She's the only one
who can crack on Pop

without him cracking back.

Well, it's called respect.

And a little fear.

I grew up in the '70s.

Whuppin' kids was
still in style.

Yeah, that's it.
It's true.

Ooh, she's here, y'all.

Ooh, I got
flowers for her!

Okay, baby.

Hi.Oh, my God!

Ooh, girl, you look
beautiful as ever.

Thank you.Hey, my grandbabies.

You see me!I see you.

With faces like these,

why don't I have tons
of beautiful great-grandbabies?

Well, Marilyn, I'd settle
for just one ugly one.

You must be Dave and Gemma.

Hi! Oh!

I feel so warm
and safe.

Hey, Mama.

Oh, there you are.

Yeah, yeah.

You're looking good,
baby.

But you got to start
exfoliating.

Yeah.

Oh, no, uh, right.

Uh, Mama Marilyn?

No need to exfoliate
perfection.

I mean,
do you see those pores?

No, you don't,
because they don't exist.

Dave, come on.

Y-You're embarrassing me.

Come on.

Mmm, girl, if I had a cookbook,

I'd put your recipes in it.

I understand
why your business is booming.

Aw, thank you, Marilyn.Yeah.

Well, you know, Calvin's
auto shop is doing great, too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I can't eat a car.

You know, Mom, uh,

the city is literally
giving me an award

for how my business
serves the community.

I think I'm doing all right.

Lighten up, Calvin.

Everything does not
have to be about you.

Well, you know,
tonight kind of is.

Well, you know,
Calvin getting an award

is pretty impressive,
don't you think, Marilyn?

It was 30 years ago
when I got it.

They weren't just
handing them out

to anybody
back in the day.

Mm.

And they still aren't.

How cool is it that Calvin is
following in your footsteps?

Yeah, yeah.

You know, actually,
I was just thinking

it should be called
"the Butler Award."

Oh, that's good,
that's good.

They should call it
"the Marilyn Butler Award."

Because I got it first.

Well, mine's gonna be
shinier than yours

because it's new.

What-what's that, Calvin?

Uh, I was just, I was saying

that I like your new hairdo.

Oh.

That's either
potato chip grease or glue.

Only one way to find out.

Oh.

Peanut butter.

That's nasty.

This is why I always get
my own bowl of chips.

Hey, so what's this history
collage you guys are working on?

We're learning about
the Elaine Massacre in Arkansas.

Hmm, I never learned
about that in school.

Hundreds of Black people
were killed in a riot in 1919.

The book says that state
officials tried to cover it up.

Oh, this is a part
of the new

diverse studies program
that your mom started, huh?

Yeah, Mom doesn't want us
growing up

as clueless as you guys did.

Well...

I don't want to be clueless,

so I'm gonna learn
with you guys.

My dad says
there's lots of people

who'd rather act like
those things never happened.

Well, unfortunately,
he's not wrong.

Boys, set your alarm.

It's time for me to get woke.

I'm sorry,
he learned it from TikTok.

There's nothing
I can do.

And where would
Calvin's Pit Stop be

without my Tina?

She's the engine of my life

with the performance chassis
that is built

to hug my road.

Ooh, that's fire, baby!

Hold up.

You're not really gonna
use that tonight, are you?

Not anymore. No.

Uh, so what time does
this little thing start tonight?

Uh, well, this "little thing"
starts at00.

Aren't you gonna get ready?

Yeah, yeah, I'm just working
on my acceptance speech.

How hard is it just to say,

"Thank you, God,
thank you, Mama,"

and get the hell off the stage?

Um...

Marilyn...

I am supposed
to introduce Calvin tonight,

but since you're here,

why don't you say
some nice words

about him in my place?

Oh, Tina, that's a
wonderful idea. Thank you.

Uh, Mama, you sure you can

put together a speech
at the last minute?

Last minute is when
I do my best work.

Oh, babe.

Um, I probably should've

run that by you first.
I'm sorry.

No, you know what, don't be.

Thank you.
Mm.

Now my mama will be forced
to brag about me in public.

You know?

I wonder what she's
gonna talk about first.

You know, my business savvy,

or how the community loves me?

Or... oh, oh!

Or how humble I am.

Stop fighting me, Double Stuf!

Excuse me,
Mrs. Johnson?

Yep.

Stan Simmons, Eden's dad.

They said I'd find you
by the vending machine.

That's sad.

Um...

How can I help you?

I just want to say I'm,
uh, really struggling

with this new
diversity curriculum.

"Struggling"?

Well, not me. More Eden.

I mean, there's educating,

and then there's burdening
our children with guilt,

which can lead to depression
and God knows what else.

Well, we certainly
don't want any of that.

Mm-hmm.

But the goal is
to tell the truth

about our country's history.

But by being exposed
to this curriculum,

she's feeling responsible
for things

she had nothing to do with.

Like race riots and slavery.

Well, our children
didn't fight the British,

but we teach them about
the American Revolution.

I just think it's
important for our kids

to get the full picture.

I was hoping to avoid this,
Mrs. Johnson, but, um...

I donate a lot of money
to this school,

and I'd hate to take it
and my child elsewhere.

I think the old textbook
gave the right picture.

If you donate so much money,

why don't we have
better vending machines?

Wow, Pop, it is crazy

how this night is supposed
to be about you,

but, uh, everybody is
loving on Mama Marilyn.

Well, that's
all right.

Because in a minute,

she's about to give me
all my props.

Now sit down and eat
your little sea bass.

Fun fact.

Marty, this is
the quiet part of the dinner.

Uh, you okay?

I'm fine. Why do you ask?

Well, you're...

double-fisting rosés.

They're small.

I just can't stop thinking about
that big donor from school.

I've gotten more calls
about the new book.

If we lose donations over this,
I could lose my job.

Well, I think
you need to let

all the parents
voice their opinions.

I mean, if you're gonna
go down, go down fighting.

You know what,
you're right.

I'll call a meeting
and explain how important

this new curriculum is.Yeah.

Thanks, honey.

Two more rosés, please.

Relax, one's for you.

Okay, all right,
everybody, here we go.

Forks down, cameras up.

Get your camera.

Welcome, everybody.

Here to introduce this year's

Excellence in Business
award winner

is a recipient herself
for her employment agency,

and my first crush.

Mrs. Marilyn Butler.

Uh, uh, Tina, get me a napkin.

This-this is about to get deep,
I'm sure.

Okay.

Thank you, everyone.

What can I say
about my son, Calvin...

...that he hasn't already
told you about himself?

Okay, ev-everybody starts
their speech off with a joke.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, no.

That was a pretty good one.

I always knew Calvin
would be his own boss.

He had to be.

No one else would hire him.

Calvin, your mom is killing it.

All my laughs are fake,
by the way.

I'm so sorry, baby.

Asking her to do
the intro was a mistake.

No, Marty's outfit is a mistake.

This is a disaster.

Wow.

Seriously, since there were
so many people tonight

who thanked me for helping them
start their businesses,

I think I should get
this award again.

We love you, Marilyn!

Sit on down, Frank.
Stop flirting.

But, seriously,

this award is
a great honor for my son.

I'm sure he's gonna cherish
it like it's his first one.

Because it is.

Oh!

This has got to be
almost over, right?

If there's a God.

I can go on and on about Calvin,

but why do that
when he's so much better at it?

Ladies and gentlemen,

this year's honoree

and his own biggest fan,

my son, Calvin Butler.

Go, Daddy!

Oh, she thinks she got jokes?
I got jokes.

Ca-Calvin, don't do it.
She's your mother.

You'll regret it.
Just stick to your speech.

Baby, you'll be fine.

All right, go ahead, baby!
That's my husband!Go, Dad! Go!

You want me to stay
up here with you?

Make sure
they keep laughing?

No, Mama,
I got it. Uh, Frank?

Would you mind? Thank you.Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.

Yeah, please,
go with Frank, Mama.

Thank you. And, uh...

thank you, Mama,
for those kind words.

If it wasn't
for your endless positivity,

who knows
where I would be today?

I mean, it's that kind
of motherly love

and support that keeps me going.

Is he making fun of me?

Oh, the tiramisu
is delicious.

Did you have some?

And again,

I just want to say thank you
to my wonderful mother,

my beautiful wife,
my two sons,

and the Chamber of Commerce

for this great award.

Thank you guys so much.

So that's how you get
your laughs, huh?

Making fun of your mama?

I just read
from my speech.

Just be happy
you can't read my mind.

Ooh.

Calvin, I've got to say...

I'm kind of afraid
of your mom.

Well, I'm a grown-ass man, Dave,
and I'm not.

Oh, I think she's
coming back.

Okay, okay...

And that's why I stand
behind my decision.

This book is not teaching
an alternate history.

It's teaching
the history of America.

The floor is open for comments.

You did great, hon.
I'm really proud of you.

Me, too. You know, I like
watching you take on the masses.

And by "masses,"
I mean "ignorant asses."

Stan Simmons, Eden's dad.

The world's already
a scary place.

We don't need
our children's innocent minds

filled with stuff
they don't need to know about

by so-called educators.

Let our kids...

be kids.

Did he just say
"so-called"?

Yes, he did.

Hold my earrings.
This might get ugly.

Mm-hmm.

Here, hold my earrings, too.

I'm her ride-or-die.

Can we say something?

Grover?

What are you kids doing here?

We came to say
we don't want the old book.

We like the new one.

We want to learn the truth
about our history.

Yeah, we're not scared.

We can handle anything.

We eat the lunch here.

We are the youth...

And we want the truth!

Sorry, Dad, I'm
not uncomfortable.

You are.
These things happened.

I need to know
about it.

You kids are
too young for all of this.

I disagree.

If my son's old enough
to experience racism,

then your daughter is
old enough to learn about it.

Y-You're making a big mistake.

And it's gonna cost you.

Mr. Simmons,

I know in my heart
if we don't tell

the whole story,
that will be the mistake.

But if parents like you
are gonna threaten

to pull your donations
over this,

then this isn't
the place for me.

No, Ms. Johnson,
we love what you're doing.

I'd be happy
to donate more money

so our kids can learn
their true history.

Us, too.Oh, count me in.

And my kids don't even
go to this school.

Thanks again
for your hospitality, Tina.

And thanks for the ride
to the airport, boys.

Somebody else was too busy.

Well, I don't remember
somebody asking me.

Well, I'm sorry you had
to cut your trip short.

Ouch, man. It's already
uncomfortable enough.

I don't need you
poking me.

Mama Marilyn,
are you sure

you can't stay for
another day or two?

Uh, thank you, Malcolm,

but I know when
I'm not wanted.

Again...

just reading
from my prepared speech.

Mm-hmm.

Disrespected by my own son.

"Disrespected"?

Me disrespecting you?

Oh!

Wow!

That is rich.

Boy, are you coming for me?

No, Mama,
this my house right here.

I need you to understand this...Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Okay, oh, oh, wait,
okay, all right!

It is time

that you both acknowledge
that you are just alike.

Spicy and lovable
all wrapped up into one.

Which is why I love you both.

But nobody is leaving my house
until you talk things out.

That's right, I said it.

Well, I guess
Tina told you.

I thought
she was telling you.

Ma, I just wanted this visit
to be different this time.

I mean, I was proud
of that award,

and I wanted
you to be, too.

Calvin,
I am proud of you.

Well, it doesn't
feel like it.

In fact, it's never
felt like it.

My whole life, I've
been second with you.

I mean, and I'm
your firstborn.

Curtis...

he gets all
the attention.

And I got all
the wisecracks.

You didn't need
my attention.

Like Tina said,
we're just alike.

Good-looking,
intelligent,

independent
and thick-skinned.

You see what you did?
What?

You were talking
about me, but really,

it was a compliment
about you.

Oh, that's where
I get that from.

Son, you were the kind
of kid that if I said

there was something
impossible for you to do,

you would get up
the next day and just do it.

Well, why did I
get a whupping

when you said it was
impossible for me

to drive your car?

Baby, you were
only 12 years old.

I mean, it was a small car,
you remember that?

It was a little bitty car.

Yeah, I remember.

Look, you were
a shooting star then.

You're a shooting star now.

Well, that would've
been a nice line

for your speech
last night.

But where's
the fun in that?

Calvin, I love
the man you've become.

Despite the fact that you was
gonna kick my ass out.

No, you were the one
that wanted to leave.

Well, now I'll stay

a few extra days.

And you can
make it up to me.

My baby.
Thanks, Mama.

Thank you, honey.

So, uh...

how many extra
days we talking?

I'm playing, I'm playing.

You know, it's been a while
since I've stretched out

the old karaoke
cords, but...

Mama Marilyn, you
are in for a treat.

Oh, no, baby.

We're gonna save you
for last.

Okay, baby, start us off.

Baby, you know I'm tired.

Say what

Come on, y'all!

So you still want
to follow this?

Nope.