All language subtitles for The.Curse.Of.Inferno.1997.720p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX].ENG.B

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'D SURE BE A REAL FEATHER IN MY CAP

IF I CAUGHT 'EM.

THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR THEIR CRIME.

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, THEY HAVE TO PAY.

I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.

CHUCK: I WAS HOPING SHE WAS WRONG,

BUT I HAD A FEELING SHE WAS RIGHT.

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR CRIME.

I SURE AM HAVING A GOOD TIME.

ME, TOO.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE.

ME, TOO.

(WHISPERING) DO YOU WANNA GO TAKE A WALK?

WHERE TO?

I DON'T KNOW. JUST THOUGHT WE COULD TAKE A WALK.

OK. LET'S TAKE A WALK.

YEAH.

OK, COME ON. COME ON.

YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T MIND

HAVING THAT LITTLE POLICE UNIFORM

WADDED UP IN A BALL AT THE FOOT OF MY BED.

HEH HEH HEH...

CHUCKIE BOY...

WHAT A KLUTZ.

IT WAS CHUCK THAT WAS GONNA COME OVER

THE DAY THE BANK GOT HIT.

SOME GIRLS JUST LOVE LOSERS.

HEH. MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LOSER.

MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE MORE...

NAH.

PROBABLY NOT.

SORRY. I...

DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WAITING.

OK, BOYS.

ANY WORD?

NO.

I'VE BEEN IN CONSTANT TOUCH

WITH SHERIFF GIBSON.

HE'S FOLLOWING UP ON THAT LEAD IN HOUSTON--

2 GUYS WITH LENGTHY RECORDS

SPENDING CASH, BUYING NEW CARS,

STUFF LIKE THAT.

YOU EVER SEE ONE OF THOSE GUYS AT A CARNIVAL

BITE THE HEADS OFF OF LIVE CHICKENS?

YEAH.

YOU ASK YOURSELF HOW COULD A GUY

BITE THE HEADS OFF OF LIVE CHICKENS?

WONDER WHAT DRIVES THEM TO IT?

TO JUST CHEW ON A LIVE CHICKEN?

YOU KNOW? (CHUCKLES)

I CAN TELL YOU WHY.

IT'S THIS KIND OF AGGRAVATION.

'CAUSE AT THIS VERY MINUTE,

I COULD MYSELF...

CLAMP MY TEETH RIGHT DOWN...

ON SOME POOR LITTLE UNSUSPECTING CHICKEN.

NEVER THINK TWICE ABOUT IT.

WHY?

I CAN TELL YOU.

'CAUSE I'M TICKED OFF.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?

WE'RE GETTING THE CARPETS CLEANED.

CARPETS CLEANED? WHO BY?

THAT GUY. UH, WIZARD?

STUPID GUY WITH A FUNNY TRUCK?

YUP.

HOW'D ALL THIS COME ABOUT?

ONE OF MY ASSISTANT MANAGERS GOT A PHONE CALL,

AND IT SEEMS WE WON A FREE CARPET CLEANING.

WON A FREE CARPET CLEANING?

YES. I BELIEVE THEY PICKED NUMBERS OUT OF A HAT.

YEAH, AND I BELIEVE I KNOW WHOSE HAT THAT IS.

I JUST GOTTA USE THE REST ROOM.

GO AHEAD.

THANK YOU.

WHERE THE HELL...

I DON'T BELIEVE...

AAH! (THUD)

(TOILET FLUSHES)

GUARD: HEY, IS EVERYTHING OK IN THERE?

YEAH.

UHH, NOTHING BROKEN. NOBODY HURT.

THIS DAMN BATHROOM'S NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.

YES.

OH, YES.

(WHISTLING)

HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?

PRETTY GOOD. THIS IS THE PART WHERE PEOPLE WALK IN AND OUT.

IT'S KIND OF A MESS, BUT I'M GONNA GET IT.

FORGET THE RUG. THAT AIN'T WHY WE'RE HERE.

OK.

LET'S GO.

HE'S A LOT SMARTER THAN I GAVE HIM CREDIT FOR.

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE FIRED HIS BUTT AFTER ALL.

NAH.

LET'S FOLLOW 'EM.

NOT TOO CLOSE. LET 'EM GET OUTTA TOWN.

I JUST WISH THERE WAS A WAY

WE COULD LEAVE THE REST OF THE MONEY BEHIND.

YOU KNOW, I MEAN, WE USE WHAT WE NEED

TO GET THE PLANE UP AND RUNNING,

THEN IF WE COULD JUST SEND THE REST OF THE MONEY BACK.

WE COULD DO WHAT PEOPLE DO

WITH THEIR KIDS WHEN THEY DON'T WANT THEM.

WHAT'S THAT?

WE'D PUT 'EM IN A BLANKET ON A FRONT PORCH,

RING THE DOORBELL, AND YOU HAUL OUT.

SOMEBODY COMES OUT, AND THEY SEE THE BLANKET,

THEY GET ALL NERVOUS 'CAUSE THEY THINK

THERE'S GONNA BE A KID CRYING

AND MESSIN' ALL OVER THE PLACE,

THEN IT TURNS OUT TO BE, LIKE, $1 MILLION,

AND THEY GO, "OH, WOW! THIS AIN'T A KID!

IT'S, LIKE, A MILLION BUCKS!"

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT IDEA?

YOU LOST ME RIGHT AFTER YOU RING THE DOORBELL.

SPEED UP.

THEY SPEEDIN' UP?

HUH?

UH, YEAH.

WE MIGHT NOT HAVE TO WORRY

ABOUT GIVING THAT MONEY AWAY AFTER ALL.

PULL ALONGSIDE.

WATCH IT, WATCH IT, HAROLD. WATCH IT! OH!

LOOK OUT!

HEY!

WHOOOO!

HA HA!

YEAH! DAMN, HAROLD.

THAT WAS GOOD DRIVIN', HAROLD.

HERE THEY COME.

OH...NO.

DAMN IT.

THEY'RE ON THE SIDE. LOOK OUT...

AAAH! AAH!

(BOTH SCREAM)

GET AWAY FROM THERE.

GO ON, GIT!

AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

HE'S KINDA PLAYING HELL WITH THE WIZARD MOBILE UNIT.

YEAH. KINDA.

GOT SOMETHING.

IT'S ABOUT TIME.

(CHUCKLES)

HOLY SHUCKS.

WHERE'S THE MONEY?

I DON'T KNOW.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.

CHUCK...

ARE YOU MESSIN' WITH ME?

ARE YOU TRYING TO PUSH MY BUTTON?

IF YOU ARE, YOU ARE DOING A WING-DING OF A JOB.

NO, SIR, I'M NOT TRYING TO PUSH YOUR BUTTON.

I TELL YOU ONE THING I KNOW.

YOU GOT $3 MILLION OF MY MONEY.

I THOUGHT THE MONEY WAS THE B--

I'LL DO THE TALKIN' HERE.

I'M A PATIENT MAN.

NOW, SEE, I APPRECIATE A SMART PLAN.

YES, SIR.

AND THAT BUSINESS OF YOU ROBBIN' THAT BANK

AND LEAVIN' THE MONEY THERE IS A GEM, HMM?

YES. AND THE DECOY BUSINESS TODAY.

THAT'S SMART STUFF.

YOU'RE SHREWD, CHUCK.

THANK YOU, SIR.

THAT WAS MY IDEA.

SHUT UP.

YOU EVER HEARD THE SAYIN'...

DON'T MUCK WITH A TRUCK WHEN YOU'RE DRIVIN' A JEEP?

NO, I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE.

WHAT THAT MEANS IS,

I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW

IF I THOUGHT IT'D GET ME CLOSER TO MY MONEY.

I'D SLIT YOUR GULLET LIKE A BAG OF MARBLES

AND WATCH YOUR GUTS ROLL OUT ON THE GROUND.

ANY PART OF THAT I JUST SAID YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND?

THE PART WITH THE TRUCK AND THE JEEP--

SHUT UP.

NO. I THINK I GOT IT ALL.

YOU GOT 48 HOURS, CUSTARD HEAD.

48 HOURS. THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT

UNTIL I SEE MY MONEY AGAIN,

OR I TURN YOU INTO FERTILIZER MIX.

OKAY?

NOW, GET AWAY FROM MY CAR.

WHERE DID ALL THE SHREDDED NEWSPAPER COME FROM?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHERE'D THE MONEY GO?

(SIGHS) NOT A CLUE.

(BACKFIRING)

MY VAN...

MY VAN...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY VAN?

OH, GOD...

I THINK WE'RE GONNA GET CANNED.

YOU THINK SO?

HERE'S YOUR HEAD.

OUT OF MY SIGHT.

OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU MONSTERS!

YOU MONSTERS!

CHUCK...

CHUCK, WHAT ABOUT THE UNIFORMS?

GOT ANY IDEAS?

NOT ONE.

AND WHAT'S MORE IS I DON'T CARE.

THE LESS WE KNOW, THE BETTER OFF WE ARE.

HOW'S THAT?

WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY, DON'T KNOW WHERE THE MONEY IS...

THAT'S ABOUT AS CLOSE TO INNOCENT AS WE'RE GONNA GET.

IT'S KIND OF...

IT'S ALL KIND OF...

IRONIC, AIN'T IT?

YEAH. IT'S KIND OF IRONIC.

IT DOES MEAN ONE THING, CHUCK.

WE AIN'T LEAVIN' INFERNO.

WE AIN'T GONNA OPEN OUR CHARTER PLANE BUSINESS.

CHUCK: IN ALL THE CRAZINESS AND CONFUSION, I ALMOST FORGOT

WHY WE EVEN WANTED THE MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

BUT LEAVE IT TO HAROLD TO REMEMBER THAT WE HAD A DREAM.

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, HAROLD.

WE AIN'T LEAVING INFERNO.

WE AIN'T GOT OUR CARPET CLEANING JOBS, EITHER.

NOPE.

BASICALLY, WE AIN'T GOT ZIP.

THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP, HAROLD.

SEE YOU.

SEE YOU.

CHUCK: IT WAS WRONG TO ROB THE BANK. I KNEW THAT FROM THE GET GO.

I FIGURED SOME STUFF MIGHT GO DOWN,

BUT I HAD NO IDEA AS TO WHAT KIND OF STUFF OR HOW MUCH.

STILL, THE MONEY WAS BEHIND ME, AND I WAS GLAD OF THAT.

OF COURSE, IF I DID LEARN ANYTHING FROM THIS EXPERIENCE,

IT WAS THAT THINGS ARE SELDOM AS THEY APPEAR TO BE.

SHUCKS,

WELCOME HOME, HONEY.

I CAN SEE YOU DID A LITTLE REDECORATING.

I DID. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

TO TELL THE TRUTH, I'M NOT SURE THE TABLE'S IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

THERE'S A NASTY RUMOR GOING ROUND ABOUT YOU.

IS THAT SO?

DON'T GET LIPPY WITH ME, BOY.

YOU'RE LIABLE TO GET YOUR HEAD BUSTED,

AND I'M THINKING YOU BEEN MESSED UP ENOUGH

IN THE LAST 24 HOURS.

I AIN'T GOT NO FINGERPRINTS...

NO HARD EVIDENCE...

BUT WHAT I DO HAVE IS INSTINCTS.

AND RIGHT NOW, MY INSTINCTS ARE TELLING ME

THAT YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT BANK ROBBERY.

I ALREADY TOLD YOU--

I WAS IN THE BANK DOING SOME BUSINESS,

AND WHILE I WAS THERE, I WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

THEN I HEARD ALL THE COMMOTION OUTSIDE.

YEAH.

I CHECKED,

AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ACCOUNT AT FIRST INFERNO.

WELL, I KNOW THAT.

I WAS THERE TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT.

I COULD HAUL YOUR SKINNY, LITTLE WHITE BUTT INTO JAIL IF I WANTED TO.

YEAH? ON WHAT CHARGES, SIR?

OH, I COULD THINK OF SOMETHING IF I HAD TO.

BUT I THINK I'LL JUST HANG AROUND HERE

AND KEEP AN EYE ON YOU...

AND LET YOU MESS UP.

AND YOU WILL MESS UP.

I'M SURE OF THAT.

YOU OUGHTTA FIX THAT TOILET, BOY.

(WATER RUNNING)

OH, MY GOD!

IT'S BACK.

IT SAYS HERE THE CESSNA CARAVAN

COSTS, LIKE, $1.3 MILLION, SEATS 12.

THAT'S AMAZING.

WELL, I'M A LITTLE PARTIAL TO THIS ONE-SEATER MYSELF.

YOU ARE, ARE YOU?

I AM.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD AGAIN?

WELL, VACUUM CLEANER HOSE FLEW UP, HIT ME ON THE HEAD.

THAT CARPET CLEANING'S A DANGEROUS BUSINESS.

CHUCK: HERE AGAIN WAS THE TROUBLE OF TELLING ONE FIB.

ONE LEADS TO 2, LEADS TO 4, LEADS TO 8, TO 16 AND SO ON.

LYING TO LAYLA RUINED THE THING I LIKED BEST ABOUT HER--

WELL, THE SECOND THING I LIKED BEST ABOUT LAYLA--

AND THAT WAS OUR ABILITY TO TALK.

IT WAS ALL SCREWED UP,

AND I WASN'T SURE HOW I WAS GONNA FIX IT.

BUT I WAS GONNA FIND A WAY AT SOME POINT.

I WASN'T SURE WHEN, BUT I WAS GONNA SPILL THE BEANS

AND COME CLEAN WITH LAYLA.

BUT NOT RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND.

HEH. IN THE JOHN?

YEAH. IN BAGGIES, ALL NICE AND NEAT.

GOT ANY IDEAS WHO PUT IT THERE?

NOPE. BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING--

WHAT'S THAT?

SOMEBODY OUT THERE KNOWS A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN WE DO.

YEAH, THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE.

HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THIS?

I THOUGHT I'D TELL SHERIFF GIBSON

THAT I FOUND IT IN A TRASH BARREL.

IT'S GONNA SOUND A LITTLE FISHY, BUT WHAT DOES HE CARE?

HE'S GONNA GET HIS MONEY BACK.

WHAT ABOUT MOSE?

HO...

YEAH, MOSE.

THAT MAN'S GONNA WANT TO KICK MY TAIL.

BUT HEY, ONCE THE MONEY'S OUT OF MY HANDS,

THE MONEY'S OUT OF MY HANDS.

I CAN'T GIVE THE MAN SOMETHING I DON'T GOT.

YOU GONNA GIVE HIM EVERY LAST PENNY?

YEAH. EVERY LAST PENNY.

IT'S THE BEST THING, HAROLD.

WHATEVER YOU SAY.

A TRASH BARREL?

YEAH. A BIG OLD OIL DRUM.

IN FACT, I WAS ABOUT TO POUR SOME OIL IN THERE, AND I LOOKED DOWN.

IT'S A LUCKY THING I DID.

YEAH. LUCKY THING.

AND THERE WAS ALL THIS CASH.

IT WAS JUST SITTIN' THERE.

NOW, JUST HOW MUCH CASH

IS "ALL THIS CASH"?

WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER THING WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT.

BOO! (HONKS HORN)

OH, I'M SORRY, HAROLD.

LITTLE JUMPY, ARE WE?

HI. I DIDN'T SEE YOU. YOU CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.

OH, WELL, I'M SORRY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

I'M JUST WAITIN' ON CHUCK.

WHERE IS HE? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND HIM.

HE'S OVER THERE.

WHAT'S HE DOIN'?

OH. WELL, HE'S JUST...

TAKING CARE OF SOME BUSINESS

THAT NEEDED STRAIGHTENING OUT.

WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS?

I'M AFRAID I CAN'T SAY, LAYLA.

YOU CAN'T SAY?

NOPE.

IT'S--IT'S PERSONAL.

YOU UNDERSTAND.

YEAH.

BYE!

WHERE'S THE MONEY NOW, BOY?

IT'S NICE AND SAFE,

BUT I DO HAVE ONE MAJOR CONCERN.

I KNOW THERE'S A FEW PEOPLE IN TOWN THAT MIGHT THINK

I HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE BANK BEING ROBBED.

YEAH, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE SOME SUSPICIONS, RIGHT.

THE COINCIDENCE OF ME BEING STUCK IN THE TOILET

AND ME BEING THE ONE WHO FOUND THE MONEY,

THEY MIGHT BE A LITTLE MORE INCLINED

TO THINK I'M THE GUY WHO DID IT.

THEY MIGHT.

LOOK, I'M JUST TRYING TO DO THE ABOVE-THE-BOARD THING HERE,

AND I WOULD LIKE YOUR WORD THAT MY GOOD DEED

WON'T CAUSE ME ANY PUNISHMENT OR HARM,

OR TO BE MORE SPECIFIC, I DON'T WANNA DO ANY JAIL TIME.

LET ME TELL YOU THIS, BOY.

YOU GET THAT MONEY BACK TO ME,

ALL $3 MILLION OF IT,

AND YOU CAN WALK OUT OF HERE A FREE MAN.

WELL, THEN I'D HAVE TO SAY WE'RE IN BUSINESS, SHERIFF GIBSON.

NOW, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

YOU SURE THAT MONEY'S SAFE?

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT. 8:00 TONIGHT,

MEET ME OVER AT THE CARAVAN HOTEL.

YOU KNOW WHERE THE CARAVAN IS?

OUT ON HIGHWAY 5.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU MEET ME THERE...

WITH THE MONEY.

WHY ARE WE MEETIN' THERE?

'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF FUNNY BUSINESS

GOIN' ON HERE LATELY, SON--

I MEAN, MONEY SHOWING UP,

MONEY DISAPPEARING.

I JUST WANNA BE REAL EXTRA CAREFUL.

I SEE.

THE CARAVAN HOTEL IS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

ANYTHING SCREWY GOIN' ON...

I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO SEE IT COMIN'.

ALL RIGHT.

8:00.

YOU COME ALONE.

ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU, SHERIFF GIBSON.

NOW, YOU LIVIN' REAL CLOSE TO THE EDGE HERE, BOY,

SO DON'T MESS IT UP.

I THINK THAT'S A VERY SMART IDEA.

WELL, THANK YOU.

RIGHT HERE?

YEAH.

PEOPLE DON'T THINK AHEAD.

THAT'S THEIR TROUBLE.

THEY WALK IN HERE ON DECEMBER THE 15TH

AND BEMOAN THE FACT

THAT THEY HAVEN'T SET UP THEIR CHRISTMAS SAVINGS ACCOUNT.

THEY BLAME ME FOR NOT TELLING THEM.

WELL, I'M NOT GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.

NO, YOU WON'T, AND I RESPECT THAT.

I RESPECT SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE IMPORTANCE

OF THINKING AHEAD AND PUTTING SOMETHING ASIDE.

THOSE ARE ADMIRABLE TRAITS.

THANK YOU.

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

WHOA. UH...

JUST ONE SECOND.

SORRY.

THAT'S OK. I WAS JUST LEAVIN'.

MISS MOANES WAS JUST OPENING UP

HER NEW CHRISTMAS SAVINGS ACCOUNT,

SOMETHING I'D BE WILLING TO BET

YOU HAVE NEGLECTED TO DO.

YEAH.

WELL, OK.

I'LL BE ON MY WAY.

I'LL BE SEEIN' YOU.

LAYLA: BYE.

(WHISTLES)

SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, DID SHE?

SHE ASK ANY QUESTIONS?

NO. SHE JUST SET UP

HER CHRISTMAS SAVINGS ACCOUNT, THAT'S ALL.

GIBSON: KID CRACKED JUST LIKE I SAID HE WOULD.

CRACKED?

YEAH. THAT LITTLE BIRD HEAD HAD THE MONEY ALL ALONG.

AND JUST LIKE I PREDICTED, THAT VISIT TO HIS HOUSE,

THAT SHOOK HIM UP QUITE A BIT.

I MEAN, I SCARED THE BEJEEBERS OUT OF HIM.

I LET HIM KNOW WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE

WITH ME SHININ' A FLASHLIGHT IN HIS FACE EVERY 30 MINUTES.

SOUNDS UNPLEASANT.

OH, IT IS. IT'S VERY UNPLEASANT.

SO WHAT'S NEXT?

YOU GO STRAIGHT TO THE AIRFIELD.

GET US A FLIGHT OUT THIS EVENING ANYTIME AFTER 10:00.

2 SEATS?

YEAH.

ANGEL CALLIN' MONTGOMERY.

THE BIRD HAS THE WORM. WE GOTTA MOVE FAST.

I NEED BACKUP.

ALWAYS BEEN MY PROBLEM.

I'M TOO NICE.

I AM TOO LENIENT WITH PEOPLE.

I LET 'EM SLIDE

WHEN I OUGHT TO STAND ON THEIR STUPID NECKS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

ABSOLUTELY. TOO NICE.

YEAH. YOU'RE NICE TO PEOPLE, IT COMES BACK,

BITES YOU IN THE TAIL.

I GAVE CHUCKY 48 HOURS.

I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM 15 MINUTES.

SEE, I BEEN THINKIN'...

GOT THE OLD BRAIN WORKIN'.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TELLS ME?

NO.

2 AND 2 IS 4.

CHUCK ROBBED THE BANK.

CHUCK LEFT THE MONEY IN THE BANK.

THAT'S PRETTY SMART.

BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE IT WHEN WE PICKED HIM UP.

NO. NO.

SO...

WHO GOT IN THE BANK?

WHO GOT PAST THE POLICE BARRICADES?

WHO HAD THAT KIND OF ACCESS?

I'LL TELL YOU WHO!

HIS LITTLE GIRLFRIEND!

I'LL BET YOU ANYTHING SHE HAS MY MONEY

OR SHE SURE SHOULD KNOW WHERE IT IS!

THAT'S WHY WE'RE GONNA PAY HER A LITTLE VISIT.

COME ON!

YOU'RE NOT LAYLA.

NO JOKE.

IS SHE AROUND?

COULD BE.

WHO'S ASKIN'?

JUST TELL HER... CHUCK'S HERE.

YOU CHUCK?

YEAH. ME CHUCK.

WHO'RE YOU?

CHUCK!

LAYLA.

CHUCK: IT WAS LIKE MY ANTENNA HAD BLOWN OVER.

ALL CHANNELS WERE OUT. MY PICTURE WAS ROLLIN'.

MY SPEAKERS WERE SPEWIN' STATIC.

I MEAN, WHO WERE HUEY AND DEWEY,

AND WHAT WERE THEY DOIN' HERE?

AHEM. CLIFFORD AND VINCE, THIS IS CHUCK.

HELLO.

YEAH. WELL, LISTEN, VINCE AND CLIFF KNOW EVERYTHING.

THEY'RE FROM THE BUREAU. THEY'RE HERE TO HELP US OUT.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

FOR A SECOND, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOIN' ON.

CHUCK: AS A MATTER OF FACT,

I STILL DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOIN' ON,

BUT I DECIDED TO SIT TIGHT AND PLAY ALONG.

WE'RE GONNA TELL EVERYONE WE'RE BASEBALL PLAYERS,

IN CASE ANYBODY ASKS.

WOULD YOU JUST CUT IT WITH THE MINOR-LEAGUE BASEBALL CRUD?

NOBODY'S ASKIN'. NOBODY GIVES A DAMN.

YOU'RE CHASIN' A DREAM THAT NEVER WILL BE, CLIFFORD.

YOU DON'T KNOW. I COULD'VE--

OH. HEY!

I MADE SOME ICE TEA. WOULD YOU LIKE A GLASS?

OK, I BROUGHT THEM UP TO SPEED

REGARDING THE TRANSFER OF MONEY.

THAT'S, UH, AROUND 8:00, RIGHT?

UH, YEAH.

THAT'LL GIVE US A LITTLE BIT OVER 2 HOURS.

STILL AT THAT MOTEL?

YEAH. CARAVAN OUT ON HIGHWAY 5.

HIGHLY UNUSUAL

BRINGING A CIVILIAN IN IN THIS MANNER.

I HAVE BEEN DOWN HERE ALONE, WORKING WITHOUT A NET,

DOING A JOB NOBODY ELSE WANTED TO DO,

AND I NEEDED HELP,

AND CHUCK HAS BEEN A GREAT HELP,

AND WE CAN TRUST HIM.

HOW MANY POINTS OF ACCESS ARE WE TALKIN'?

POINTS OF ACCESS?

HOW MANY DOORS DOES ONE OF THESE MOTEL ROOMS HAVE?

OH. JUST ONE.

BEEN THERE A FEW TIMES, HAVE WE?

AH HEH.

YEAH.

ONE DOOR SIMPLIFIES MATTERS.

YEAH. WE'LL JUST BAIT THE TRAP.

HOLD ON HALF A DAMN SECOND.

I HAVE BEEN HERE 4 MONTHS, SWEATIN' MY BUNS OFF,

IF YOU THINK I'M GETTIN' STUCK WITH THE ASSIGNMENT FROM HELL,

AND YOU'RE GONNA POP BY IN THE 11TH HOUR

AND START CALLIN' THE SHOTS, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN'.

BUT YOU-- NO, I KNOW,

I BROUGHT A CIVILIAN INTO PLAY,

BUT THERE ARE EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES

WHICH I WILL EXPLAIN AT THE RIGHT TIME.

BUT AS FAR AS WHAT WE DO AND HOW,

I AM CALLIN' THE SHOTS. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT,

THEN DON'T LET MY POINT OF ACCESS HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

NOW, WHAT TIME

ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE MEETIN' GIBSON?

8:00.

I'M SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM ONCE I CHECK IN.

ALL RIGHT. Y'ALL BETTER GET GOIN'.

BE SURE TO GET A ROOM THAT CONNECTS TO ANOTHER ROOM.

AND THEN, ABOUT 15 MINUTES LATER,

YOU GUYS CHECK IN AND GET A ROOM NEXT DOOR.

NOW-- WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS.

CHUCK, WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU A WIRE.

THAT WAY, THE BOYS'LL KNOW WHAT'S GOIN' ON.

NOW, REMEMBER, NOBODY-- NOBODY MAKES A MOVE

UNTIL I GIVE THE WORD. GOT IT?

GOT IT.

OK. I'LL BE IN THE CAR.

WE'LL GIVE GIBSON AND LONNIE SOME RUNNING ROOM.

THAT WAY, THERE WON'T BE ANY QUESTION

WHEN WE GET TO COURT ABOUT MOTIVATION.

KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED? WHAT'S THAT?

MOSE HUDDENAL SLIPPED THROUGH THE NET AGAIN.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YEAH. WELL...

YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I HAD HIM.

S.O.B. HAS 9 LIVES.

WE GOT NOTHIN' ON HIM.

NOW, LISTEN, REMEMBER,

NOBODY MAKES A MOVE UNLESS I GIVE THE WORD.

ALL RIGHT?

OK. BETTER GET GOIN'.

LISTEN, CHUCK, GOOD LUCK,

AND THANKS AGAIN FOR ALL YOUR HELP, OK?

THANK YOU.

YEP.

CHUCK: NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS A LITTLE DIZZY.

I FELT LIKE SOMEBODY HAD THROWN ME IN THE DRYER

AND SET THE DIAL FOR PERMANENT PRESS.

I SUPPOSE I COULD HAVE BEEN UPSET

TO FIND OUT THAT LAYLA WAS ONTO ME FROM THE GET-GO.

IN FACT, IT'D BE FAIR TO SAY

THAT SHE PLAYED ME LIKE A FIDDLE.

BUT I WASN'T UPSET.

I KIND OF DUG THE FACT THAT LAYLA WAS SO SMART,

SO ON TOP OF THE SITUATION.

AND LET'S JUST FACE IT.

I DUG THE FACT THAT SHE LIFTED THE NOOSE

FROM AROUND MY ALMOST-DOOMED NECK.

THE WHOLE SCHEME WAS PRETTY SIMPLE

ONCE YOU FIGURED IT OUT.

LONNIE KNEW MOSE HAD A LOT OF CASH MOVIN' THROUGH THE BANK.

LONNIE AND GIBSON FIGURED THEY'D HIT THE BANK

AND SPLIT THE 3 MILLION BUCKS.

BUT WHAT NOBODY COUNTED ON WAS ME AND HAROLD.

(THUMPING AND GRUNTING)

32-34.

HOW CAN IT BE 32-34?

I SCORED ON MY LAST 3 POSSESSIONS.

LOOK, IT WAS 24-32.

YOU SCORED 6 POINTS.

I JUST SCORED.

THAT MAKES IT 32-34.

DO THE MATH.

CHECK.

MOSE: EVENIN', DARLIN'.

WELL, WHAT A SURPRISE.

YOU SURE ARE LOOKIN' GOOD.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

AND SHE'S GOT A LITTLE BITE TO HER.

(LAUGHING)

I LIKE THAT.

WHERE ARE YOU HEADIN' FOR, GIRL?

SOMEWHERE.

I'D BE WILLIN' TO BET THAT "SOMEWHERE"

IS WHERE CHUCKY BOY IS WITH MY MONEY

AND YOU'RE GONNA GO AND MEET HIM

AND YOU AND HIM AND MY MONEY

ARE GONNA HEAD FOR THE HILLS.

I GUESS WE WERE FOOLS

TRYIN' TO PUT ANYTHING OVER ON YOU.

YEAH. HEH HEH.

BUT I'M A NICE GUY.

I'M WILLIN' TO DO YOU A BIG FAVOR.

I'M HOLDIN' MY BREATH.

I'M WILLIN' TO DRIVE YOU OUT THERE WHERE CHUCKY IS.

I DON'T WANT A RIDE.

"WANT" IS NOT AN ISSUE HERE.

YOU'LL EITHER GET IN THE CAR, TAKE US WHERE CHUCKY IS,

OR THE BOYS HERE'LL TIE YOU UP,

I'LL PUT A BIG, OLD GAG IN YOUR MOUTH,

AND YOU CAN LAY AROUND GOING, "MRR MRR MRR" LIKE THIS

WHILE YOUR BOYFRIEND CHUCKY IS DANGLIN' OUT THERE

WAITIN' FOR YOU.

FINE.

LET'S GO.

DO YOU HAVE, UH, SOMETHIN' IN THERE

THAT YOU WANT HARV TO HOLD FOR YOU?

HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU.

OH! AHH...

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE CALLIN' GOALTENDING.

YOU GOALTENDED.

(WHISPERING) THEY'RE HERE.

THEY'RE 15 MINUTES EARLY, BUT THEY'RE HERE.

CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME?

STEVE FIELD WAS MY PARTNER FOR 6 YEARS.

HE NEVER CALLED GOALTENDING.

WELL, MAYBE YOU NEVER GOALTENDED.

(KNOCK ON CHUCK'S DOOR)

THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR.

(POUNDING ON DOOR)

WHO IS IT?

GIBSON: HOWDY DOODY! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!

YOU GUYS ARE A LITTLE EARLY.

YEAH. WELL, YOU'RE A LITTLE UGLY.

(WHISPERING) ANGEL, COME IN.

NOTHING.

ANGEL, COME IN.

(SIGHS)

DAMN, WHAT A LOVELY SIGHT.

AIN'T THAT A LOVELY SIGHT?

OH, AND AREN'T YOU ONE LITTLE SNEAKY SON OF A BUCK.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.

OH, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT."

AIN'T THAT PRECIOUS?

MR. INNOCENT, HERE.

LIKE I TOLD YOU, I FOUND THE MONEY

IN A TRASH BARREL BEHIND THE HANGAR.

WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?

WELL, LIKE SHE SAID, IT'S HER SHOW.

WE GOTTA WAIT FOR HER GO-AHEAD.

WHAT I IF I TOLD YOU THAT I DON'T BUY YOUR...

DAMN "MONEY IN AN OIL BARREL" BULL?

WHAT IF I SAID I THINK YOU'RE LYIN' THROUGH YOUR TEETH?

CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE?

WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

WHAT IF I SAID THAT?

ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS WHAT I KNOW.

I FOUND THE MONEY IN AN OIL BARREL.

YOU'RE THE SHERIFF, SO I--I CAME TO YOU,

ASSUMING YOU'D DO THE RIGHT THING.

I GOT A GOOD MIND TO KICK YOUR TAIL.

WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

IT'S JUST THAT "GOOD MIND" PART SEEMS A LITTLE QUESTIONABLE.

HA HA HA HA.

UNH!

DAMN LITTLE SMART BOY.

I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

I TOLD YOU WE'LL GO IN A MINUTE!

TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS HERE.

HA HA HA HA HA.

YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT REALLY GROW TO LIKE

THIS BEIN' TIED UP, BOY.

I TELL YOU WHAT.

I BELIEVE YOU'RE GONNA REGRET

THE DAY YOU EVER MET ME.

LET'S SEE YOU TRY TO GET OUT OF THAT.

THEY'RE WALKIN' OUT THE DOOR.

WE CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.

LET'S DO IT.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?!

MOSE: COME ON OUT HERE

AND GIVE ME WHAT'S MINE,

OR I'M COMIN' IN THERE!

CLIFF: FBI! PUT DOWN YOUR GUNS!

DON'T SHOOT! DON'T SHOOT!

OK! DON'T YOU FBI BOYS DO ANYTHING STUPID,

OR I WILL KILL THIS LOVELY YOUNG POLICE OFFICER!

I SWEAR I WILL.

GET IN.

GO ON!

I'LL KILL HER!

AAH!

HOLD THOSE GUYS.

(TRUCK HONKS)

LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE RUN OUT OF ROOM, SOUP-FOR-BRAINS.

I'VE TAKEN ALL THE GRIEF OFF HIM I'M GONNA TAKE!

(GUNSHOT)

GET HIM!

VINCE: LET'S GO.

AND DON'T TRY ANYTHING.

OK. LAYLA: STAY DOWN.

DON'T GET UP! DON'T GET UP!

OK.

OK.

YOU OK?

I THINK I ATE THE AIR CONDITIONER.

FLIGHT 31 AT 10:05.

OUT OF SHREVEPORT?

YES, SIR.

I'M SO SORRY.

DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT ACCIDENT-PRONE?

I THINK YOU MENTIONED IT.

HOW YOU DOIN'?

FINE.

WHAT'S IN THE BAG?

WHOA. DON'T MOVE.

FBI.

WE CAN CUFF YOU AND MAKE A SCENE, OR YOU CAN WALK OUT NICE AND EASY.

LET'S GO.

LAYLA: OF COURSE, WHEN I FOUND THE MONEY,

I REALIZED I'D SUDDENLY UNDERMINED THE ENTIRE CASE.

MAN: UNDERMINED?

THAT'S RIGHT.

AT THAT POINT, THE CASE WOULD'VE BEEN OVER.

I WOULD'VE NAILED GIBSON, BUT THAT MEANT

MOSE HUDDENAL WAS ABOUT TO WALK AWAY A FREE MAN.

IT WAS MOSE WE SENT YOU TO GET IN THE FIRST PLACE.

EXACTLY.

NOW, I REALIZE THIS WASN'T 100% BY THE BOOK,

BUT I JUST DECIDED TO THROW THAT CASH ON OUT THERE

AS IF I'D NEVER SEEN IT.

NARROWLY SIDESTEPPING

A LITTLE PROBLEM CALLED ENTRAPMENT.

WELL, I JUST WANTED THE BAD GUYS

TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO REGAIN THEIR STOLEN CASH.

THAT WAY, I HAD THE CHANCE OF NAILING MOSE AND EVERYBODY ELSE.

AND IF THIS CHANCE HADN'T PAID OFF?

IF IT HAD BACKFIRED IN YOUR FACE,

WHICH IT COULD HAVE,

WE'D HAVE BEEN OUT THE MONEY

AND THE GUYS WHO WERE LAUNDERING THE MONEY.

THAT'S TRUE.

BUT IT DID WORK.

YOU'RE DAMN LUCKY IT DID.

I DON'T APPROVE.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT.

YES, SIR.

BUT YOU DID LAND MOSE HUDDENAL,

WHICH WAS SOMETHING NOBODY ELSE WAS ABLE TO DO,

NOT TO MENTION

THE $2.9 MILLION YOU RECLAIMED.

YES.

THIS YOUNG MAN THAT HELPED OUT,

DOES HE EXPECT TO BE REIMBURSED

FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION?

OH, I THINK HE FEELS HE'S BEEN PAID.

HE'S JUST HAPPY TO SEE JUSTICE DONE.

WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

YOU'VE PUT IN FOR 2 WEEKS?

YES, SIR.

CONSIDER IT APPROVED.

THANK YOU.

WHERE YOU GOING?

OH...

I THOUGHT MAYBE I'D GO TO THE CARIBBEAN.

HAVE A NICE TRIP.

(DING DING)

HI.

HI.

I WAS LOOKIN' FOR A PILOT.

I'M A PILOT.

IS THAT YOUR BEECH 18 OUT THERE?

WHY, YES IT IS.

WELL, IT'S A BEAUTY.

IT'S GOT A REBUILT ENGINE, NEW PAINT JOB, NEW SEATS.

IT'S GOT THE WORKS.

WELL, I WAS THINKIN' I'D LIKE TO GO SOMEPLACE REMOTE.

REMOTE AND SECLUDED?

OH, YEAH.

THE MORE REMOTE AND SECLUDED, THE BETTER.

HEH. WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS

THAT WE HAVE A DEAL ON REMOTE AND SECLUDED TODAY.

REALLY?

IS THAT TRUE?

YES, THAT IS TRUE.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

I MISSED YOU.

I MISSED YOU, TOO.

CHUCK: I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE WE WERE GOIN'

OR WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN,

BUT FOR THE MOMENT, LAYLA AND I WERE TOGETHER,

AND THAT WAS PERFECT.

♪ LADIES SURE DO LOVE THEIR OUTLAWS ♪

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