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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,191 --> 00:00:35,191 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:38,191 --> 00:00:39,273 ?Keen eyes 3 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:40,799 ♫ Quick hands 4 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:42,125 ♫ Energize 5 00:00:42,325 --> 00:00:43,901 ♫ My soul again 6 00:00:44,101 --> 00:00:45,478 ♫ Gonna see 7 00:00:45,678 --> 00:00:47,475 ♫ My name in lights 8 00:00:47,675 --> 00:00:51,030 ♫ Playing with my joystick 9 00:00:51,230 --> 00:00:52,654 ♫ Wiggle left 10 00:00:52,854 --> 00:00:54,078 ♫ Jerk it right 11 00:00:54,278 --> 00:00:57,510 ♫ Zappin' everything in sight 12 00:00:57,710 --> 00:00:59,215 ♫ Shoot fast 13 00:00:59,415 --> 00:01:01,797 ♫ Shoot straight 14 00:01:01,997 --> 00:01:04,380 ♫ Video to the max 15 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:05,895 ♫ One down 16 00:01:06,095 --> 00:01:07,476 ♫ Two to go 17 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:08,953 ♫ Can't stop 18 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,232 ♫ On a roll 19 00:01:10,432 --> 00:01:11,375 ♫ Video 20 00:01:11,575 --> 00:01:12,318 ♫ Joystick 21 00:01:12,518 --> 00:01:13,668 ♫ I need another quarter 22 00:01:13,868 --> 00:01:14,606 ♫ Video 23 00:01:14,806 --> 00:01:15,345 ♫ Joystick 24 00:01:15,545 --> 00:01:17,041 ♫ Please let me have a quarter 25 00:01:17,241 --> 00:01:18,012 ♫ Video 26 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:18,783 ♫ Joystick 27 00:01:18,983 --> 00:01:21,674 ♫ I got to have a quarter 28 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:24,566 ♫ Totally awesome video game 29 00:01:25,663 --> 00:01:27,126 ♫ Here they come 30 00:01:27,326 --> 00:01:28,692 ♫ Round they go 31 00:01:28,892 --> 00:01:30,258 ♫ Humanoids 32 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,915 ♫ UFOs 33 00:01:32,115 --> 00:01:33,636 ♫ All day 34 00:01:33,836 --> 00:01:35,158 ♫ All night 35 00:01:35,358 --> 00:01:38,871 ♫ Video to the max 36 00:01:39,071 --> 00:01:40,416 ♫ One down 37 00:01:40,616 --> 00:01:41,928 ♫ Two to go 38 00:01:42,128 --> 00:01:43,482 ♫ I can't stop 39 00:01:43,682 --> 00:01:45,036 ♫ I'm on a roll 40 00:01:45,236 --> 00:01:46,013 ♫ Video 41 00:01:46,213 --> 00:01:46,791 ♫ Joystick 42 00:01:46,991 --> 00:01:48,221 ♫ I need another quarter 43 00:01:48,421 --> 00:01:49,124 ♫ Video 44 00:01:49,324 --> 00:01:49,828 ♫ Joystick 45 00:01:50,028 --> 00:01:51,508 ♫ Please let me have a quarter 46 00:01:51,708 --> 00:01:52,511 ♫ Video 47 00:01:52,711 --> 00:01:53,315 ♫ Joystick 48 00:01:53,515 --> 00:01:56,161 ♫ I've got to have a quarter 49 00:01:56,361 --> 00:01:59,008 ♫ Totally awesome video game 50 00:02:06,415 --> 00:02:07,252 ♫ Video 51 00:02:07,452 --> 00:02:08,090 ♫ Joystick 52 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:09,548 ♫ I need another quarter 53 00:02:09,748 --> 00:02:10,616 ♫ Video 54 00:02:10,816 --> 00:02:11,485 ♫ Joystick 55 00:02:11,685 --> 00:02:12,901 ♫ Please let me have a quarter 56 00:02:13,101 --> 00:02:13,910 ♫ Video 57 00:02:14,110 --> 00:02:14,720 ♫ Joystick 58 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,608 ♫ I got to have a quarter 59 00:02:17,808 --> 00:02:20,496 ♫ Totally awesome video games 60 00:02:23,318 --> 00:02:27,423 ♫ Totally awesome video games 61 00:02:32,008 --> 00:02:33,273 ♫ I hope I don't spill things 62 00:02:33,473 --> 00:02:35,135 ♫ And act like a slob 63 00:02:35,335 --> 00:02:37,362 ♫ Oh my do dah day 64 00:02:37,562 --> 00:02:39,407 ♫ Oh the do dah day 65 00:02:39,607 --> 00:02:41,116 ?Oh the do dah day 66 00:02:41,316 --> 00:02:42,626 - Look both ways. 67 00:02:42,826 --> 00:02:47,170 ♫ Camp Town race track five miles long 68 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:48,385 ♫ Today's my first day 69 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,149 ♫ At a new job 70 00:02:50,349 --> 00:02:51,713 ♫ Doo dah, doo dah 71 00:02:51,913 --> 00:02:53,365 ♫ Hope I don't spill things 72 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:55,180 ♫ Look like a slob 73 00:02:55,380 --> 00:02:56,995 ♫ Oh my doo dah day 74 00:02:57,195 --> 00:02:57,828 - Yoo hoo. 75 00:02:59,176 --> 00:03:02,108 Maybe you'd like to pull over and sing us a song? 76 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:03,903 Oh, you think I have a good voice? 77 00:03:04,103 --> 00:03:05,248 Mm hmm. 78 00:03:05,448 --> 00:03:07,126 I never really thought I had a good voice. 79 00:03:07,326 --> 00:03:08,431 - Oh, well come on over. 80 00:03:08,631 --> 00:03:11,165 We'll make beautiful music together, you know? 81 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:13,860 I like fun just as much as the next guy, 82 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,555 but, um, it's my first day at the arcade. 83 00:03:16,755 --> 00:03:18,005 - You work at the video arcade? 84 00:03:18,205 --> 00:03:18,783 Jeff Bailey's? 85 00:03:18,983 --> 00:03:20,211 Yes, I'm helping Mr. Bailey, 86 00:03:20,411 --> 00:03:21,411 uh, Jeff, out. 87 00:03:21,611 --> 00:03:23,465 - Why don't you come on over? 88 00:03:23,665 --> 00:03:25,320 - Well, I'd really like to. 89 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,516 I mean, a guy can't have too many friends in this life, 90 00:03:27,716 --> 00:03:29,350 but I really gotta go. 91 00:03:33,601 --> 00:03:34,435 Oh, oh! 92 00:03:36,415 --> 00:03:37,248 Oh my! 93 00:03:38,523 --> 00:03:40,766 Why don't you come on over? 94 00:03:40,966 --> 00:03:43,210 - Come on over, now, there? 95 00:03:43,410 --> 00:03:44,610 What do you mean, now? 96 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:46,010 Here in your backseat now? 97 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:49,128 Well okay. 98 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:53,000 Seatbelt. 99 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,455 - God, look at him. 100 00:03:54,655 --> 00:03:58,155 Do we really have to go through with this? 101 00:04:03,113 --> 00:04:05,254 Do you wanna get into a sorority or not? 102 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,595 Besides, we don't really have to ball him. 103 00:04:07,795 --> 00:04:09,158 We just gotta get his pants down. 104 00:04:16,615 --> 00:04:19,921 Okay now, girls, I don't have too much time. 105 00:04:20,121 --> 00:04:22,463 Oh, this shouldn't take too long. 106 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:25,005 Which one of us do you want first? 107 00:04:25,205 --> 00:04:25,838 - Um. 108 00:04:27,148 --> 00:04:29,065 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 109 00:04:30,358 --> 00:04:32,440 For which one shall I go? 110 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,810 Oh, I'm sorry. 111 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,520 You, I'm sorry. 112 00:04:39,868 --> 00:04:41,343 Luck of the draw. 113 00:04:41,543 --> 00:04:42,874 - Oh, I can take it, 114 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:44,646 but I wanna watch. 115 00:04:44,846 --> 00:04:46,418 - Watch? - Mm hmm. 116 00:04:46,618 --> 00:04:47,418 - Well, why? 117 00:04:48,665 --> 00:04:50,853 Well, okay, okay, I see, I get it. 118 00:04:51,053 --> 00:04:53,241 Certainly, that's okay with me. 119 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:02,676 Oh wow, you really turn me on. 120 00:05:04,728 --> 00:05:07,471 There's more where that came from, baby. 121 00:05:08,735 --> 00:05:10,470 - Oh, I can't wait any longer. 122 00:05:10,670 --> 00:05:13,260 You've got to show me your manhood. 123 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:14,093 - Oh. 124 00:05:19,765 --> 00:05:21,542 Ladies, prepare yourself. 125 00:05:21,742 --> 00:05:23,520 I would like you to meet 126 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:25,771 Simba. 127 00:05:25,971 --> 00:05:27,627 Smile. 128 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,283 Hey! 129 00:05:29,483 --> 00:05:31,861 What, what are you? 130 00:05:32,061 --> 00:05:33,153 Don't! 131 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:46,258 Hey, hey, hey, wait! 132 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:47,710 My pants! - We'll leave them 133 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:48,878 at the arcade! 134 00:06:16,488 --> 00:06:18,375 - Attention, video enthusiasts. 135 00:06:18,575 --> 00:06:20,701 This is your last chance to a free drink 136 00:06:20,901 --> 00:06:22,703 with the purchase of $5 or more 137 00:06:22,903 --> 00:06:24,505 at our beautiful snack bar. 138 00:06:24,705 --> 00:06:27,133 You are so full of shit, Jeff Bailey. 139 00:06:27,333 --> 00:06:29,193 Jeffy, come over here and play Galactic with me. 140 00:06:29,393 --> 00:06:31,253 I think it's gonna be like way totally bitchin' 141 00:06:31,453 --> 00:06:32,796 if you would, like, play with me. 142 00:06:34,631 --> 00:06:35,891 - Sorry, Patsy, 143 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,185 like, Jeff promised to play me. 144 00:06:38,385 --> 00:06:41,346 Oh God, Connie, space cadet that you are, 145 00:06:41,546 --> 00:06:43,348 Jeffy never promised you anything. 146 00:06:43,548 --> 00:06:44,108 Did you, Jeff? 147 00:06:44,308 --> 00:06:46,770 Well, ladies, you know I never play these games. 148 00:06:46,970 --> 00:06:47,653 - Dude, come on, Jeff. 149 00:06:47,853 --> 00:06:49,938 I'll do anything that you ask me to. 150 00:06:50,138 --> 00:06:50,573 Anything. 151 00:06:50,773 --> 00:06:51,531 - Please, girls, I can't. 152 00:06:51,731 --> 00:06:53,985 I have to keep my relationship with the clientele 153 00:06:54,185 --> 00:06:56,070 on a, uh, professional level. 154 00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:57,288 Excuse me. 155 00:06:57,488 --> 00:06:59,615 But I've got a couple of free tokens 156 00:06:59,815 --> 00:07:00,791 for the Miner Tower, 157 00:07:00,991 --> 00:07:02,684 and maybe a little later I'll come by, 158 00:07:02,884 --> 00:07:04,578 take a little peek over your shoulders, 159 00:07:04,778 --> 00:07:06,831 see how you're doin', okay? 160 00:07:08,165 --> 00:07:11,335 Hey, now this is an exciting offer, isn't it, guys? 161 00:07:11,535 --> 00:07:14,213 I mean, a free drink doesn't happen every day. 162 00:07:14,413 --> 00:07:16,590 - Jefferson, are these yours? 163 00:07:19,968 --> 00:07:22,055 - "I belong to Eugene Groebe." 164 00:07:22,255 --> 00:07:23,493 Well, his pants are here. 165 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:24,931 He, uh, can't be far behind. 166 00:07:53,376 --> 00:07:55,299 Gene, are you all right? 167 00:07:55,499 --> 00:07:57,423 - Yes, I'm fine, Mr. Bailey. 168 00:07:57,623 --> 00:07:58,181 No, no, that's cool. 169 00:07:58,381 --> 00:08:00,133 I just, totally, call me Jeff. 170 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:01,468 - Huh? - Call me Jeff. 171 00:08:01,668 --> 00:08:02,603 - Oh. 172 00:08:02,803 --> 00:08:04,521 Yeah, well, I will. 173 00:08:04,721 --> 00:08:06,356 Um, I'm so sorry I'm late. 174 00:08:06,556 --> 00:08:08,183 I had a lot of difficulty getting here. 175 00:08:08,383 --> 00:08:10,853 This being my first day and all. 176 00:08:12,105 --> 00:08:14,148 I had a couple problems as a matter of fact. 177 00:08:14,348 --> 00:08:15,700 Are you all right, little Eugene? 178 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:18,401 We left your pants here like we promised. 179 00:08:18,601 --> 00:08:20,321 Sorry they got all wet. 180 00:08:30,623 --> 00:08:32,375 - Excuse me, brother. 181 00:08:35,795 --> 00:08:39,048 Um, I am officially reporting for duty. 182 00:08:43,886 --> 00:08:45,021 - Father, Father, 183 00:08:45,221 --> 00:08:46,805 this thing is possessing me! 184 00:08:48,390 --> 00:08:49,358 Father, Father, 185 00:08:49,558 --> 00:08:51,435 I am losing control! 186 00:08:53,020 --> 00:08:55,315 Father, I have sinned. 187 00:08:56,148 --> 00:08:59,235 You're blessed, you're blessed. 188 00:09:08,535 --> 00:09:09,749 ♫ Yes they're really fine 189 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:10,894 ♫ Oh yes, they're fine 190 00:09:11,094 --> 00:09:11,883 ♫ Yes they're fine 191 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:12,673 ♫ Yes, they're 192 00:09:12,873 --> 00:09:13,925 ♫ Down at the arcade 193 00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:15,835 Fingerprints, fingerprints. 194 00:09:16,035 --> 00:09:17,003 Filthy fingerprints. 195 00:09:17,203 --> 00:09:18,136 Excuse me. 196 00:09:18,336 --> 00:09:19,421 ♫ Yes they're fine, ye they're fine 197 00:09:19,621 --> 00:09:20,965 ♫ Yes, they're really fine 198 00:09:21,165 --> 00:09:22,841 ♫ Any time, any time 199 00:09:23,041 --> 00:09:24,518 ♫ Is it really mine 200 00:09:24,718 --> 00:09:26,595 ♫ Yes, they're mine, yes, they're mine 201 00:09:26,795 --> 00:09:27,313 ♫ Yes, they're 202 00:09:27,513 --> 00:09:30,891 ♫ Down at the arcade tonight 203 00:09:31,091 --> 00:09:31,725 Excuse me! 204 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:34,895 Excuse me, young man. 205 00:09:35,095 --> 00:09:35,655 Would, 206 00:09:35,855 --> 00:09:38,273 you've got to stop playing the games! 207 00:09:38,473 --> 00:09:39,670 You're a disgrace. 208 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,068 Excuse me, sir! 209 00:09:41,945 --> 00:09:43,320 Would you stop playing the games? 210 00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:46,373 Young man, 211 00:09:46,573 --> 00:09:48,283 you must listen to me. 212 00:09:48,483 --> 00:09:49,118 Hey, hey! 213 00:09:50,286 --> 00:09:51,370 I'm sorry, but you're not allowed 214 00:09:51,570 --> 00:09:52,871 to have food on the games. 215 00:09:59,086 --> 00:10:02,631 No one's ever gotten seven figures on this machine before. 216 00:10:02,831 --> 00:10:03,633 Not even me. 217 00:10:04,466 --> 00:10:05,676 I don't think this machine's capable 218 00:10:05,876 --> 00:10:06,936 of seven figures. 219 00:10:07,136 --> 00:10:08,930 - Well, I'm sorry about that, 220 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:10,231 but I work here now, 221 00:10:10,431 --> 00:10:13,266 and I find your appearance highly objectionable. 222 00:10:13,466 --> 00:10:15,331 I suggest that you just trot on out of here 223 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,396 and come back when you're in better condition 224 00:10:17,596 --> 00:10:18,773 to play the game. 225 00:10:19,815 --> 00:10:22,526 Let's you and me see what's inside this, okay? 226 00:10:24,611 --> 00:10:27,240 Hey, here now, what are you doing? 227 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,950 You, you can't do that! 228 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:31,085 Watch me. 229 00:10:31,285 --> 00:10:33,203 I am just gonna go get Mr. Jefferson Bailey, 230 00:10:33,403 --> 00:10:34,621 is what I'm gonna do. 231 00:10:34,821 --> 00:10:36,040 - Yeah, you do that. 232 00:10:42,171 --> 00:10:44,515 Excuse me, we have an emergency. 233 00:10:44,715 --> 00:10:47,635 Is, uh, something wrong with the machine, Dorfus? 234 00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:49,220 No, I'm just tryin' to get it open 235 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:50,188 to see what's inside of it. 236 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:53,140 Had a real good game goin', Bailey. 237 00:10:53,340 --> 00:10:54,275 Interrupted. 238 00:10:54,475 --> 00:10:57,228 Well, yes, sir, I thought he, I... 239 00:10:57,428 --> 00:10:58,104 - That's okay, Eugene. 240 00:10:58,304 --> 00:10:59,397 We know what you thought, 241 00:10:59,597 --> 00:11:01,211 but I'm gonna introduce you 242 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,025 to Jonathan Andrew McDorfus. 243 00:11:04,193 --> 00:11:05,411 - Hey, kid. - Hi. 244 00:11:05,611 --> 00:11:06,745 Eugene, you must remember Dorfus. 245 00:11:06,945 --> 00:11:09,448 See, he graduated last year with me at school. 246 00:11:09,648 --> 00:11:11,116 He was our senior class president. 247 00:11:11,316 --> 00:11:12,876 - You're kidding? 248 00:11:13,076 --> 00:11:15,955 He was the senior class president last year? 249 00:11:16,155 --> 00:11:17,998 He didn't look anything like this. 250 00:11:18,198 --> 00:11:19,729 What happened? 251 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,345 - Games, kid. 252 00:11:21,545 --> 00:11:22,961 Video games. 253 00:11:26,340 --> 00:11:29,176 Well, don't you think you oughta wash your hands first? 254 00:11:29,376 --> 00:11:32,396 How come? 255 00:11:32,596 --> 00:11:34,598 Uh, excuse me. 256 00:11:40,396 --> 00:11:41,896 - Oh my goodness. 257 00:11:42,096 --> 00:11:42,948 I'm sorry. 258 00:11:43,148 --> 00:11:46,151 It looks like I got my hot dog in your 259 00:11:46,351 --> 00:11:46,785 thing. 260 00:11:46,985 --> 00:11:49,071 I mean, I got my wiener in your. 261 00:11:49,905 --> 00:11:50,990 Um, uh, here. 262 00:11:52,075 --> 00:11:53,450 Um. 263 00:11:56,286 --> 00:11:59,373 Eugene, get the one that says Oscar Mayer on it. 264 00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:08,966 - I'm sorry. 265 00:12:10,635 --> 00:12:11,885 Oh dear. 266 00:12:20,853 --> 00:12:21,853 - Come on. 267 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:34,616 Jacket. 268 00:12:39,746 --> 00:12:40,581 Radio. 269 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,168 Music! 270 00:12:48,965 --> 00:12:49,798 Arcade! 271 00:12:52,843 --> 00:12:56,013 ♫ 'Cause I'm tryin' to control you 272 00:12:56,213 --> 00:12:58,640 ♫ I gotta leave you 273 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,726 Hey, King Vid! 274 00:13:02,018 --> 00:13:04,730 ♫ Don't wanna see you 275 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,198 Vidiots! 276 00:13:06,398 --> 00:13:07,983 Take your position! 277 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:11,486 Start game! 278 00:13:20,161 --> 00:13:23,127 ♫ It's time to give way 279 00:13:23,327 --> 00:13:26,253 ♫ Well, I gotta leave you 280 00:13:26,453 --> 00:13:29,380 ♫ While I'm still standin' 281 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:32,216 ♫ Don't wanna see you 282 00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,885 ♫ After tonight 283 00:13:38,013 --> 00:13:38,731 - It's after midnight. 284 00:13:38,931 --> 00:13:40,390 You're certain Patsy's in here? 285 00:13:40,590 --> 00:13:42,485 Yes, Uncle Joseph. 286 00:13:42,685 --> 00:13:44,645 Well, I certainly hope you're wrong. 287 00:13:47,356 --> 00:13:51,526 ♫ I'm not gonna let you break me 288 00:13:51,726 --> 00:13:54,030 ♫ Can't let you take me, no 289 00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:55,844 - Ms. Pac-Man! 290 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:57,658 ♫ I wanna trade 291 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:04,165 - Ooh, I'll save you, Patsy. 292 00:14:11,296 --> 00:14:12,465 Oh, thank you. 293 00:14:13,381 --> 00:14:14,216 - Patsy! 294 00:14:16,593 --> 00:14:18,678 Get up from there, Patsy! 295 00:14:19,596 --> 00:14:23,141 My most embarrassing moment by Patsy Rutter. 296 00:14:23,341 --> 00:14:24,308 - Never mind all that. 297 00:14:24,508 --> 00:14:25,476 Get up, you're goin' home. 298 00:14:25,676 --> 00:14:28,021 ♫ Take a walk 299 00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:31,608 Excuse me, uh, Mr. Rutter, Jefferson Bailey. 300 00:14:31,808 --> 00:14:33,422 I'm sorry if there's been any problem. 301 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,036 You damn right there's a problem here. 302 00:14:35,236 --> 00:14:37,196 Just look what's happening with my daughter here, huh? 303 00:14:37,396 --> 00:14:38,331 I wanna see the manager! 304 00:14:38,531 --> 00:14:39,953 Well, sir, I am the manager. 305 00:14:40,153 --> 00:14:41,536 - You're not the manager. 306 00:14:41,736 --> 00:14:42,920 You're just a punk kid. 307 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,580 Uh, my grandfather's the owner, 308 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:45,756 and he's out of town, 309 00:14:45,956 --> 00:14:49,710 so, in his absence, I have complete power and authority, 310 00:14:49,910 --> 00:14:51,690 and I am certain that I can assist you. 311 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,471 Don't feed me that bullshit, kid. 312 00:14:53,671 --> 00:14:55,239 You're runnin' a garbage dump in here, 313 00:14:55,439 --> 00:14:57,008 and I intend to do something about it! 314 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:57,926 Patsy, out! 315 00:14:58,801 --> 00:14:59,886 Go! - Hold on! 316 00:15:01,388 --> 00:15:02,723 Dorfus Maneuver! 317 00:15:08,728 --> 00:15:09,921 - Out, out! 318 00:15:10,121 --> 00:15:11,315 Get out! 319 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:19,865 Patsy, I just got off the phone with that Mayor Neville. 320 00:15:20,065 --> 00:15:21,583 Little lazy, no-count, sorry. 321 00:15:21,783 --> 00:15:24,394 He refuses to close that horrible video arcade. 322 00:15:24,594 --> 00:15:27,005 Daddy, would you, like, get out of my rays, okay? 323 00:15:27,205 --> 00:15:29,708 I am laying down the law about that arcade, young lady. 324 00:15:29,908 --> 00:15:32,386 Oh, Daddy, that reminds me. 325 00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:34,088 Connie and I were, like, gonna go shopping 326 00:15:34,288 --> 00:15:35,055 at the Banarama. 327 00:15:35,255 --> 00:15:37,131 Can I have some Billies then? 328 00:15:37,331 --> 00:15:37,808 - Pardon? 329 00:15:38,008 --> 00:15:39,635 You know, I think you called it lettuce once. 330 00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:40,811 Or was it cabbage? 331 00:15:41,011 --> 00:15:43,263 - All right, all right, uh. 332 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:49,153 At least I didn't take your plastic, God. 333 00:15:49,353 --> 00:15:51,230 All right, now, Patsy, we have an understanding. 334 00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:53,815 You will not go to the arcade again, right? 335 00:15:54,015 --> 00:15:54,650 - Daddy. 336 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:58,115 If I want to go to the arcade, 337 00:15:58,315 --> 00:16:00,321 like, I am going to go, okay? 338 00:16:07,788 --> 00:16:08,814 - Oh, Jeff! 339 00:16:09,014 --> 00:16:09,840 Dorfus! 340 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,291 Oh my goodness, thank goodness you're here. 341 00:16:12,491 --> 00:16:13,626 Something really strange is happening 342 00:16:13,826 --> 00:16:14,303 in the parking lot. 343 00:16:14,503 --> 00:16:17,171 There's this van and it's shaking and rocking. 344 00:16:17,371 --> 00:16:19,091 Here, take this, it'll calm ya down. 345 00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,350 - Oh, thanks. 346 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:22,853 I didn't know what to do. 347 00:16:23,053 --> 00:16:25,221 I didn't know you liked ketchup and cookies. 348 00:16:25,421 --> 00:16:26,773 - Ketchup and cookies? 349 00:16:26,973 --> 00:16:29,026 Eugene, I'm gonna put you in charge 350 00:16:29,226 --> 00:16:31,811 of finding out what is happening in the parking lot 351 00:16:32,011 --> 00:16:33,063 with the van. 352 00:16:33,263 --> 00:16:34,315 - Me, in charge? 353 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:35,481 Yeah. 354 00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:41,238 It's only my second day and I already have a project. 355 00:16:41,438 --> 00:16:42,581 Thanks. 356 00:16:42,781 --> 00:16:44,416 - Hey, Eugene, Eugene. 357 00:16:44,616 --> 00:16:46,789 Remember, who's ever out there 358 00:16:46,989 --> 00:16:49,163 may not wanna be interrupted. 359 00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:50,255 - Mm. 360 00:16:50,455 --> 00:16:51,752 Don't worry, Dorfus, 361 00:16:51,952 --> 00:16:53,250 you can count on me. 362 00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:57,880 - He's such a poonis. 363 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,068 - Yeah. 364 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,256 Poonis? 365 00:17:19,318 --> 00:17:21,703 Ah, that was great. 366 00:17:21,903 --> 00:17:22,746 Yeah, let's do it again. 367 00:17:22,946 --> 00:17:25,031 Uh, this time, let's put on our snorkels. 368 00:17:25,231 --> 00:17:25,950 - Holy cow. 369 00:17:43,008 --> 00:17:46,053 Isn't that Eugene? 370 00:17:46,253 --> 00:17:46,886 - Hi, guys. 371 00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,104 So what'd you wanna talk about? 372 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,624 Well, I heard what you guys did 373 00:17:52,824 --> 00:17:54,145 to my new employee yesterday. 374 00:17:55,145 --> 00:17:57,281 You should've been there, it was great. 375 00:17:57,481 --> 00:17:59,191 I would've given anything to have been there. 376 00:17:59,391 --> 00:18:01,068 I mean, uh, I'm just dying to see 377 00:18:01,268 --> 00:18:02,495 what that picture looks like. 378 00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:04,863 See, we, uh, needed a picture of a nerd 379 00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:05,831 with his pants down. 380 00:18:06,031 --> 00:18:07,348 Come on, ladies, I just gotta see 381 00:18:07,548 --> 00:18:08,866 what my new employee looks like 382 00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:10,368 caught in the act. 383 00:18:11,245 --> 00:18:12,646 Okay, I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do. 384 00:18:12,846 --> 00:18:14,248 You know that new special video game 385 00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:16,062 you've been wanting to play? 386 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,676 You show me the picture, 387 00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:20,253 and we'll go in there right now and play. 388 00:18:20,453 --> 00:18:21,316 - Strip Video? 389 00:18:21,516 --> 00:18:22,380 - You got it. 390 00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:30,596 - Great legs, Eugene! - Great legs, Eugene! 391 00:18:33,725 --> 00:18:35,895 Come on, ladies, let's go. 392 00:18:39,565 --> 00:18:41,650 Come on, okay. 393 00:18:50,325 --> 00:18:52,144 ♫ You show it all to me 394 00:18:52,344 --> 00:18:54,196 ♫ Babe, I'll set ya free 395 00:18:54,396 --> 00:18:55,973 ♫ You're ma-ma-makin' 396 00:18:56,173 --> 00:18:57,750 ♫ Me wait too long 397 00:18:57,950 --> 00:18:59,042 - Oh, damn it! 398 00:18:59,242 --> 00:19:00,135 ♫ You're mine 399 00:19:00,335 --> 00:19:02,237 ♫ I'm ready anytime 400 00:19:02,437 --> 00:19:04,497 ♫ Co-Co-Co-Co-Comin' 401 00:19:04,697 --> 00:19:06,558 - Shame, Alva, shame. 402 00:19:06,758 --> 00:19:08,135 - Why don't you play, Jeff? 403 00:19:08,335 --> 00:19:08,768 - Oh no, I can't. 404 00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:10,220 Look, we'll just keep doin' what we're doin'. 405 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,388 You know, a piece of your clothing 406 00:19:11,588 --> 00:19:13,598 for, uh, a piece of mine. 407 00:19:13,798 --> 00:19:15,287 It's your turn, Lola. 408 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,776 ♫ Sit right down 409 00:19:16,976 --> 00:19:19,605 ♫ Sh-Sh-Shake it around 410 00:19:19,805 --> 00:19:20,823 ♫ Shake it around 411 00:19:21,023 --> 00:19:23,108 ♫ Shake it, shake it around 412 00:19:23,308 --> 00:19:23,741 ♫ Shake it 413 00:19:23,941 --> 00:19:25,572 ♫ Shake it, shake it 414 00:19:25,772 --> 00:19:27,403 ♫ Babe, I sit down 415 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,670 How come you never actually play, Jeff Bailey? 416 00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:45,213 Well, it's kind of a long story. 417 00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:46,756 We've got plenty of time, Jeff. 418 00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:48,308 Why don't you tell us? 419 00:19:48,508 --> 00:19:49,393 I'm gonna have to break this up. 420 00:19:49,593 --> 00:19:51,261 You know, I mean I can't leave those two idiots 421 00:19:51,461 --> 00:19:53,033 running the arcade alone. 422 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,606 I got some work to do, uh, 423 00:19:54,806 --> 00:19:57,485 so can we continue this later, huh? 424 00:19:57,685 --> 00:20:00,420 Nothing's going to happen to your precious arcade. 425 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:03,223 Yeah, I know, but, you know, I'm responsible for it, 426 00:20:03,423 --> 00:20:06,026 and if they get all those machines going at once, 427 00:20:06,226 --> 00:20:07,778 you know, there's gonna be some hell to pay 428 00:20:07,978 --> 00:20:09,988 out there, boy, oh boy. 429 00:20:10,188 --> 00:20:11,998 Oh, stop worrying, Jeff. 430 00:20:12,198 --> 00:20:15,451 ♫ Sit right down and shake it around 431 00:20:15,651 --> 00:20:17,086 Oh, ladies. 432 00:20:17,286 --> 00:20:18,005 I feel a little, uh. 433 00:20:18,205 --> 00:20:20,090 ♫ Shake it around, shake it 434 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:25,086 ♫ Shake it, shake it, take it, take it around 435 00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:40,393 ♫ Sh-Sh-Sh-Shake it around 436 00:20:41,686 --> 00:20:43,105 Push Alva, Lola, push her! 437 00:20:44,815 --> 00:20:46,608 ♫ Shake it around 438 00:20:46,808 --> 00:20:47,692 Okay, ladies. 439 00:20:47,892 --> 00:20:48,576 I gotta go. 440 00:20:48,776 --> 00:20:50,778 ♫ Shake it, shake it, shake it 441 00:20:55,491 --> 00:20:56,326 Oh my God! 442 00:20:58,078 --> 00:20:59,288 Smoke, we gotta get outta here. 443 00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:05,918 My God, I was afraid of this! 444 00:21:06,118 --> 00:21:06,595 We're trapped. 445 00:21:06,795 --> 00:21:08,255 We're trapped, we're gonna die. 446 00:21:16,430 --> 00:21:18,581 ♫ Shake it around 447 00:21:18,781 --> 00:21:20,933 ?Shake it around 448 00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,356 Smile! 449 00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:29,191 Smile! 450 00:21:32,738 --> 00:21:33,746 - Bailey, 451 00:21:33,946 --> 00:21:34,581 I came here because I thought 452 00:21:34,781 --> 00:21:35,906 I might be able to reason with you. 453 00:21:36,106 --> 00:21:37,166 I shoulda known better. 454 00:21:37,366 --> 00:21:38,535 This place deserves to be shut down. 455 00:21:38,735 --> 00:21:39,723 Patsy, come on. - Okay, Daddy, 456 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,402 now don't jump to conclusions. 457 00:21:41,602 --> 00:21:43,722 I can explain... - Shut up! 458 00:21:43,922 --> 00:21:46,043 Get out of my way, ya brats. 459 00:21:46,243 --> 00:21:46,876 Move it! 460 00:21:48,336 --> 00:21:50,005 Look, I don't wanna talk about it, young lady. 461 00:21:50,205 --> 00:21:50,638 One way or the other, 462 00:21:50,838 --> 00:21:52,181 I'm gonna close that place down. 463 00:21:52,381 --> 00:21:54,074 God, Daddy, it's like you are so edged, 464 00:21:54,274 --> 00:21:55,968 it's like you are turning totally edged. 465 00:21:56,168 --> 00:21:56,770 If you would, like, listen to me, 466 00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:59,305 in time I could explain to you that Jeff Bailey 467 00:21:59,505 --> 00:22:01,391 is like a totally bitchin' guy. 468 00:22:01,591 --> 00:22:02,538 And I wanted to... 469 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,924 - Now, look. - God! 470 00:22:04,124 --> 00:22:05,111 Bunch of crisp-os. 471 00:22:05,311 --> 00:22:07,396 Look, young lady, you're not too old to tan anymore. 472 00:22:07,596 --> 00:22:08,690 And don't talk about your lamebrain cousins 473 00:22:08,856 --> 00:22:09,841 that way either. 474 00:22:10,041 --> 00:22:11,026 Now get in the car. 475 00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,179 - Uncle Joseph. - What? 476 00:22:15,379 --> 00:22:16,531 - What do you want us to do? 477 00:22:16,731 --> 00:22:17,165 - Do? 478 00:22:17,365 --> 00:22:20,535 I don't want you idiots to do nothin'. 479 00:22:22,661 --> 00:22:24,581 - Don't worry, Max. 480 00:22:24,781 --> 00:22:25,506 I got an idea. 481 00:22:25,706 --> 00:22:27,710 - Great, I hope it's a good one. 482 00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:37,635 Is my mascara overdone? 483 00:22:37,835 --> 00:22:39,136 - Max, cut it out. 484 00:22:40,513 --> 00:22:44,225 No, really, if it's too much, I can fix it. 485 00:22:45,893 --> 00:22:47,863 - Your mascara's fine. 486 00:22:48,063 --> 00:22:49,071 - You wouldn't just say that? 487 00:22:49,271 --> 00:22:50,856 Max, you look great, don't worry. 488 00:22:51,056 --> 00:22:51,690 What, what's this? 489 00:22:51,890 --> 00:22:52,325 Lemme see somethin'. 490 00:22:52,525 --> 00:22:53,485 - Well what... - Lemme see somethin'! 491 00:22:53,685 --> 00:22:54,118 - Okay, okay! 492 00:22:54,318 --> 00:22:57,030 Okay, okay, God, don't be such a bully. 493 00:22:57,230 --> 00:22:57,706 - Now don't forget, 494 00:22:57,906 --> 00:23:00,241 Max, we gotta look and act like these 495 00:23:00,441 --> 00:23:01,450 video game pinball players 496 00:23:01,650 --> 00:23:02,764 so we can check out the place 497 00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:04,078 and they won't notice it. 498 00:23:04,278 --> 00:23:04,755 - Okay. 499 00:23:04,955 --> 00:23:05,713 - Max, you got it? 500 00:23:05,913 --> 00:23:06,831 - Uh huh. - You got it? 501 00:23:07,031 --> 00:23:07,465 - Yes. 502 00:23:07,665 --> 00:23:08,800 It's Maxine! 503 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,585 - I'm gonna lay you out. 504 00:23:10,785 --> 00:23:11,628 - You promise? 505 00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:15,390 - Man, I love wheels. 506 00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:17,843 I wanna get me some wheels. 507 00:23:19,343 --> 00:23:20,178 Wait! 508 00:23:21,471 --> 00:23:22,305 Stop. 509 00:23:29,521 --> 00:23:31,523 Has anyone ever told you 510 00:23:37,486 --> 00:23:38,950 you got great legs? 511 00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:40,615 - Not in years. 512 00:23:42,826 --> 00:23:44,410 - Come here. - Okay. 513 00:23:45,578 --> 00:23:47,334 - You know, uh, 514 00:23:47,534 --> 00:23:49,167 you are definitely 515 00:23:49,367 --> 00:23:50,584 Vidiot material. 516 00:23:50,784 --> 00:23:52,064 - Thank you. 517 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,409 - No thanks. 518 00:23:53,609 --> 00:23:54,707 No thanks. 519 00:23:54,907 --> 00:23:56,044 It's cools. 520 00:23:56,244 --> 00:23:57,381 It's groovy. 521 00:23:57,581 --> 00:23:58,216 Peace. 522 00:24:00,218 --> 00:24:01,770 Come on, Max. 523 00:24:01,970 --> 00:24:04,640 Maxine, let's go inside, Maxine! 524 00:24:06,516 --> 00:24:07,600 - Bye. - Yeah. 525 00:24:08,726 --> 00:24:10,837 Come on, Maxine, let's go inside! 526 00:24:11,037 --> 00:24:13,148 Wait, don't leave me like this! 527 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,651 What an animal! 528 00:24:18,486 --> 00:24:19,320 - Oh! 529 00:24:20,863 --> 00:24:22,115 Go Battle Dome. 530 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,951 - Peace. - Flowers and peace, brother. 531 00:24:26,151 --> 00:24:26,786 - Freedom! 532 00:24:27,996 --> 00:24:29,438 - What's this, a car? 533 00:24:29,638 --> 00:24:31,657 Ooh, I wanna play this. 534 00:24:31,857 --> 00:24:33,601 Oh, lookin' good, Mama. 535 00:24:33,801 --> 00:24:35,345 Is there something you want? 536 00:24:35,545 --> 00:24:37,213 Uh, I'd like to play this game. 537 00:24:37,413 --> 00:24:38,390 - No, I don't think so. 538 00:24:38,590 --> 00:24:41,801 See, no girl's allowed to play my machine. 539 00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:43,761 - I'm not really... 540 00:24:43,961 --> 00:24:45,521 - Uh, sorry, Maxine. 541 00:24:45,721 --> 00:24:48,016 I'm gonna play. - No, I don't think so. 542 00:24:48,216 --> 00:24:50,601 See, uh, no guy with ugly chick 543 00:24:51,645 --> 00:24:53,442 is to play my machine. 544 00:24:53,642 --> 00:24:55,240 Besides, man, it's busy. 545 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,408 - I'm only gonna be a minute. 546 00:24:56,608 --> 00:24:58,485 I love to really get behind the wheel. 547 00:24:58,685 --> 00:24:59,118 I drive for a living. 548 00:24:59,318 --> 00:25:00,695 Trucks, cars, you name it. 549 00:25:00,895 --> 00:25:01,330 It's a cinch. 550 00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:02,288 - It looks like it. 551 00:25:02,488 --> 00:25:03,656 You're old lady looks like she's been 552 00:25:03,856 --> 00:25:05,708 in plenty of accidents. 553 00:25:05,908 --> 00:25:08,495 But I don't think you understand. 554 00:25:08,695 --> 00:25:09,934 It's my turn. 555 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,173 - I, I get you. 556 00:25:11,373 --> 00:25:13,000 Then, then it's my turn. 557 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:13,833 - No, man. 558 00:25:14,751 --> 00:25:16,670 You still don't get it. 559 00:25:18,463 --> 00:25:19,296 He's next. 560 00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:24,051 - I think he's tryin' to tell ya 561 00:25:24,251 --> 00:25:25,478 the game's tied up. 562 00:25:25,678 --> 00:25:27,763 - Hey, you get the prize. 563 00:25:28,848 --> 00:25:31,651 Give him the flower, Maxine. 564 00:25:31,851 --> 00:25:33,520 Spread your love over to that side. 565 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:34,153 - Peace. 566 00:25:34,353 --> 00:25:37,148 And I'll spread my love over on this side. 567 00:25:37,348 --> 00:25:38,086 Peace. 568 00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:39,025 Groovy. 569 00:25:40,985 --> 00:25:43,571 ♫ Every mornin', noon, and night 570 00:25:43,771 --> 00:25:44,656 ♫ Got to have it 571 00:25:44,856 --> 00:25:45,490 Peace. 572 00:25:46,450 --> 00:25:47,616 Love, sisters. 573 00:25:48,451 --> 00:25:49,978 Hey, Ernie, look. 574 00:25:50,178 --> 00:25:51,505 It's a Ms. Pac-Man. 575 00:25:51,705 --> 00:25:53,956 And she looks just like me! 576 00:25:55,416 --> 00:25:56,760 Did you learn anything about it? 577 00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,878 Yeah, I should've worn more makeup. 578 00:25:59,078 --> 00:26:00,379 - Forget about it, Max. 579 00:26:00,579 --> 00:26:01,547 I got it figured out. 580 00:26:01,747 --> 00:26:02,515 - Yeah? - I know how 581 00:26:02,715 --> 00:26:05,760 to make Uncle Joseph real proud of us. 582 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:06,395 - You do? 583 00:26:06,595 --> 00:26:07,350 How, how? - You ready? 584 00:26:07,550 --> 00:26:08,305 - Yeah. - You listenin'? 585 00:26:08,505 --> 00:26:09,063 - Uh huh. 586 00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:11,186 There's no security around here. 587 00:26:11,386 --> 00:26:13,310 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, so, yeah? 588 00:26:13,510 --> 00:26:13,985 What, what? 589 00:26:14,185 --> 00:26:14,820 - We come to this joint tonight. 590 00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:16,938 We'll bust in here and take every machine away. 591 00:26:17,138 --> 00:26:18,231 Yeah, but if you take out all the games, 592 00:26:18,431 --> 00:26:20,963 how, how's anybody gonna play? 593 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:23,695 Cousin Max, you are brilliant. 594 00:26:23,895 --> 00:26:24,328 - Yeah. 595 00:26:24,528 --> 00:26:26,656 - And so is old Arnie. - Right. 596 00:26:26,856 --> 00:26:28,450 - Let's go, let's go. 597 00:26:28,650 --> 00:26:29,283 Hurry. 598 00:26:30,951 --> 00:26:33,792 ♫ Just like you said it would 599 00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:36,833 ♫ And then you stabbed me out 600 00:26:37,033 --> 00:26:40,065 ♫ Stabbed me, hurt, dead 601 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:43,298 ♫ Ooh, baby, it's just like 602 00:26:45,675 --> 00:26:46,476 - Wait, wait! 603 00:26:46,676 --> 00:26:47,885 Wait, come back here! 604 00:26:48,085 --> 00:26:49,490 Come back here! 605 00:26:49,690 --> 00:26:51,002 Wait a minute! 606 00:26:51,202 --> 00:26:52,315 My little animal! 607 00:26:52,515 --> 00:26:54,433 And they said they were gonna steal 608 00:26:54,633 --> 00:26:55,235 all the video games, 609 00:26:55,435 --> 00:26:57,395 and they said they were gonna do it tonight. 610 00:26:57,595 --> 00:26:58,905 Jeff, we gotta call the police. 611 00:26:59,105 --> 00:27:02,033 No, not while my grandfather's out of town. 612 00:27:02,233 --> 00:27:04,695 I don't want the police to know anything about this. 613 00:27:04,895 --> 00:27:06,675 But I got an idea. 614 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,656 - There's the place. 615 00:27:13,328 --> 00:27:14,499 Okay, Eugene, you ready? 616 00:27:14,699 --> 00:27:15,671 - Ready, ready for what? 617 00:27:15,871 --> 00:27:17,456 Come on, we're gonna save Jeff. 618 00:27:30,845 --> 00:27:32,563 Shh! - Sorry, Dorfo. 619 00:27:32,763 --> 00:27:35,186 Just a little further, straight back! 620 00:27:35,386 --> 00:27:37,810 Keep goin', keep goin', keep going. 621 00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:40,105 Okay, okay, keep going. 622 00:27:42,190 --> 00:27:43,191 That's good. 623 00:27:44,316 --> 00:27:45,151 Yeah. 624 00:27:48,988 --> 00:27:49,956 - Listen, Dorfus. 625 00:27:50,156 --> 00:27:51,825 Let's just go back to the arcade. 626 00:27:52,025 --> 00:27:52,750 - No. 627 00:27:52,950 --> 00:27:54,076 - I'll make you some hot dogs. 628 00:27:54,276 --> 00:27:54,836 - No! 629 00:27:55,036 --> 00:27:56,249 - Hot dogs and chili? 630 00:27:56,449 --> 00:27:57,463 - Would you get up there 631 00:27:57,663 --> 00:27:58,831 so we can get some shit on this Rutter guy 632 00:27:59,031 --> 00:28:01,418 so he'll leave the arcade alone. 633 00:28:01,618 --> 00:28:02,051 Come on. - Don't push. 634 00:28:02,251 --> 00:28:03,336 - Get up there. - Don't push. 635 00:28:03,536 --> 00:28:04,461 Get up there. 636 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,630 Oh no! 637 00:28:22,830 --> 00:28:23,723 Help me! 638 00:28:23,923 --> 00:28:24,816 Help me. 639 00:28:31,113 --> 00:28:32,781 Shh, shh! - Okay. 640 00:28:42,541 --> 00:28:43,376 Watch out. 641 00:28:51,175 --> 00:28:52,593 - She's out cold. 642 00:28:55,305 --> 00:28:56,640 Oh, this is the good stuff. 643 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,473 Shh! 644 00:29:05,606 --> 00:29:07,075 Oh, Eugene. 645 00:29:07,275 --> 00:29:10,361 This is your chance to pop your cork. 646 00:29:11,278 --> 00:29:14,115 Oh God, Dorfus, don't even joke. 647 00:29:16,283 --> 00:29:17,668 Dorfus! 648 00:29:17,868 --> 00:29:18,920 She won't let go. 649 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,251 Oh, it's, it's nature tellin' ya 650 00:29:21,451 --> 00:29:23,583 it's time for you to get laid. 651 00:29:23,783 --> 00:29:24,550 - No, no! 652 00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:26,795 Not like this, Dorfus, come on, help me. 653 00:29:26,995 --> 00:29:27,691 Please, help. 654 00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:28,388 - Help you? 655 00:29:28,588 --> 00:29:30,181 Come on, quit fighting it, Eugene. 656 00:29:30,381 --> 00:29:33,635 This is bigger than one of us. - Dorfus! 657 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,930 - Baby, it's been so long. 658 00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:42,268 Dorfus, help me. 659 00:29:43,936 --> 00:29:45,358 - Come on, Eugene. 660 00:29:45,558 --> 00:29:46,981 Assert your manhood. 661 00:29:49,025 --> 00:29:49,860 - Help! 662 00:29:59,911 --> 00:30:00,745 Dorfus! 663 00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:07,293 Ooh, ooh, ow. 664 00:30:08,753 --> 00:30:09,883 Dorfus! 665 00:30:10,083 --> 00:30:11,013 - Shit! 666 00:30:11,213 --> 00:30:13,383 Watch it, lady, watch your hands. 667 00:30:13,583 --> 00:30:14,926 Ah! 668 00:30:17,470 --> 00:30:19,267 Come on, honey. 669 00:30:19,467 --> 00:30:21,265 - Eugene, Rutter! 670 00:30:21,465 --> 00:30:22,725 Shit! 671 00:30:27,271 --> 00:30:29,398 Hey, ah! 672 00:30:49,835 --> 00:30:51,053 Good, okay. 673 00:30:51,253 --> 00:30:52,971 Great, hey, Arnie. 674 00:30:53,171 --> 00:30:55,282 You think uncle Joseph would let us 675 00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:57,393 keep one of these machines for the den? 676 00:30:57,593 --> 00:31:00,346 You know, I think we should put one of these machines 677 00:31:00,546 --> 00:31:02,981 right next to the sofa in the den. 678 00:31:03,181 --> 00:31:06,853 - You ready, number one? - What do you think? 679 00:31:07,053 --> 00:31:09,071 - What do I think? - Yeah. 680 00:31:09,271 --> 00:31:11,481 - What do I think? - 'Kay, number one, go. 681 00:31:11,681 --> 00:31:12,899 I think your ass is grass 682 00:31:13,099 --> 00:31:14,255 in another second, man. 683 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:15,611 Right, right, I dig. 684 00:31:31,001 --> 00:31:33,320 - Give me some covers, Vivian! 685 00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:36,290 Give him so covers, Vivian. 686 00:31:36,490 --> 00:31:39,260 Come on, baby, don't stop now. 687 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,348 - Go back to sleep, Vivian. 688 00:31:44,548 --> 00:31:45,816 You're havin' a dream. 689 00:31:46,016 --> 00:31:48,143 Oh, what's the matter, big boy? 690 00:31:48,343 --> 00:31:50,071 I was just gettin' started. 691 00:31:50,271 --> 00:31:52,648 Come on, take another pill, huh? 692 00:32:02,991 --> 00:32:04,995 No, don't stop. 693 00:32:13,836 --> 00:32:15,596 - Oh, damn it, Vivian! 694 00:32:15,796 --> 00:32:17,131 Didn't I tell ya to talk to Dr. Michaels 695 00:32:17,331 --> 00:32:18,758 about that? 696 00:32:32,605 --> 00:32:33,440 Oh no. 697 00:32:46,786 --> 00:32:47,920 - We did it, we did it. - Yeah. 698 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,623 Boy, Uncle Joe's gonna be proud of us, eh? 699 00:33:03,636 --> 00:33:04,645 - What do you want at this hour? 700 00:33:04,845 --> 00:33:08,350 Uh, my name is Jonathan Andrew McDorfus. 701 00:33:10,726 --> 00:33:12,315 I needed somebody to talk to, 702 00:33:12,515 --> 00:33:13,905 and I, I knew I could trust you. 703 00:33:14,105 --> 00:33:15,190 Talk, it's two o'clock in the morning. 704 00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:17,108 What is this, are you drunk? 705 00:33:17,308 --> 00:33:17,741 - Drunk? 706 00:33:17,941 --> 00:33:18,576 No, I'm not drunk. 707 00:33:18,776 --> 00:33:21,863 Why, I don't even take mind-altering drugs. 708 00:33:22,063 --> 00:33:23,248 Well, sir, 709 00:33:23,448 --> 00:33:25,950 uh, now's the time for safety. 710 00:33:27,535 --> 00:33:29,958 In, in our country today, uh, 711 00:33:30,158 --> 00:33:32,581 if, if you wanna get out safely, 712 00:33:32,781 --> 00:33:34,625 you, you better act now! 713 00:33:34,825 --> 00:33:36,343 Do you understand? 714 00:33:36,543 --> 00:33:38,695 What are you, crazy, why are you shouting? 715 00:33:38,895 --> 00:33:41,048 Shouting, am I shouting, Mr. Rutter? 716 00:33:41,248 --> 00:33:42,925 Down here at the front porch? 717 00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:44,823 No, I'm not shouting. 718 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,627 I just want my friend, 719 00:33:46,827 --> 00:33:48,231 I want all my friends, 720 00:33:48,431 --> 00:33:51,683 to know that it's safe if they act now! 721 00:33:55,563 --> 00:33:56,740 What's happened, Max? 722 00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:58,231 How much gas did you put in here? 723 00:33:58,431 --> 00:34:00,493 - I put in a dollar's worth. 724 00:34:00,693 --> 00:34:02,278 What do you think this is, a moped? 725 00:34:02,478 --> 00:34:03,246 - No, that's all I had. 726 00:34:03,446 --> 00:34:05,473 Besides, we only live two miles away. 727 00:34:05,673 --> 00:34:07,700 Now you're gonna have to get the gas. 728 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:08,335 Get the gas. 729 00:34:08,535 --> 00:34:09,920 No, you get the gas, it's your turn. 730 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,500 No, you put the dollar in, you get the gas. 731 00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:13,040 - You get the gas. - No, you get the gas. 732 00:34:13,240 --> 00:34:14,581 - You get the gas. - You get the gas. 733 00:34:14,781 --> 00:34:15,937 - We'll both get the gas. 734 00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:17,293 - No, we'll both get the gas. 735 00:34:17,493 --> 00:34:18,545 - Right. - Okay. 736 00:34:24,341 --> 00:34:24,935 - Let's go, guys. 737 00:34:25,135 --> 00:34:26,598 Those idiots will be back soon. 738 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:28,061 Come on, get these outta here. 739 00:34:28,261 --> 00:34:29,930 Look, young man, you're gonna have to stop yelling 740 00:34:30,130 --> 00:34:31,398 or I'm gonna call the police. 741 00:34:31,598 --> 00:34:32,933 Oh, that won't be necessary, Mr. 742 00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:33,235 Rutter. 743 00:34:33,435 --> 00:34:35,936 Why, I, I'll lower my voice. 744 00:34:45,028 --> 00:34:46,155 Oh shit! 745 00:34:59,626 --> 00:35:01,211 - Eugene and Mommy? 746 00:35:02,588 --> 00:35:04,048 Hey, Arnie. 747 00:35:04,248 --> 00:35:04,975 Yeah? 748 00:35:05,175 --> 00:35:06,450 I'm sorry about the gas. 749 00:35:06,650 --> 00:35:07,726 Forget about it, Max. 750 00:35:07,926 --> 00:35:09,636 Don't worry about it, we fixed it. 751 00:35:09,836 --> 00:35:10,730 Come on. - Okay. 752 00:35:10,930 --> 00:35:12,473 Uncle Joseph's gonna love this! 753 00:35:12,673 --> 00:35:13,231 - Right! 754 00:35:13,431 --> 00:35:15,208 God, Uncle Joseph's gonna be so proud of us! 755 00:35:15,408 --> 00:35:17,186 I'm gonna be Uncle Joseph's right hand man! 756 00:35:17,386 --> 00:35:19,646 Yeah, and I'm gonna be his, uh, 757 00:35:19,846 --> 00:35:21,106 uh, I could be his. 758 00:35:23,526 --> 00:35:25,026 - Hey, guys, we did it. - Yeah. 759 00:35:25,226 --> 00:35:25,661 - We did it. 760 00:35:25,861 --> 00:35:26,746 Okay, we'll finish this up 761 00:35:26,946 --> 00:35:28,823 and then I am throwin' a party, 762 00:35:29,023 --> 00:35:30,166 I mean a private party, 763 00:35:30,366 --> 00:35:33,410 private party, all the tokens are on the house. 764 00:35:33,610 --> 00:35:34,828 Hey, I'm gonna bring my old lady. 765 00:35:35,028 --> 00:35:36,130 - Yeah, great idea, man. 766 00:35:36,330 --> 00:35:37,748 Hey, get all the girls down here. 767 00:35:37,948 --> 00:35:38,591 Hey, I got it. 768 00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:40,593 Tell 'em to come as they are. 769 00:35:40,793 --> 00:35:43,880 I love PJs, you know, the frills, and the legs. 770 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,798 - I'm with ya on that! - All right, okay! 771 00:35:45,998 --> 00:35:47,258 All right, let's go, guys! 772 00:35:47,458 --> 00:35:48,016 All right! 773 00:35:48,216 --> 00:35:51,386 I, I wasn't given much of a start off in life 774 00:35:51,586 --> 00:35:54,231 as a child. 775 00:35:54,431 --> 00:35:58,268 At least, what I can remember of my childhood. 776 00:35:59,478 --> 00:36:01,563 I can't go on like this! 777 00:36:09,030 --> 00:36:10,706 This is happening all so fast. 778 00:36:10,906 --> 00:36:12,866 I, I don't even... - You friends with this? 779 00:36:13,066 --> 00:36:13,585 - No. 780 00:36:13,785 --> 00:36:16,586 Mr. Rutter, I was so young then. 781 00:36:16,786 --> 00:36:18,271 Look, buddy, it's after two in the mornin'. 782 00:36:18,471 --> 00:36:19,956 I really don't vcre about your problems. 783 00:36:20,156 --> 00:36:21,708 - But wait, wait, wait! 784 00:36:21,908 --> 00:36:23,376 It's about the arcade. 785 00:36:23,576 --> 00:36:25,170 - I thought it might be. 786 00:36:25,370 --> 00:36:27,401 What about the video arcade? 787 00:36:27,601 --> 00:36:29,433 Mr. Rutter, I, it's just that 788 00:36:29,633 --> 00:36:32,136 I think you're all wrong about the arcade. 789 00:36:32,336 --> 00:36:34,180 It's a great place for boys 790 00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:35,994 and, and for girls to, 791 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,608 to have a good time. 792 00:36:37,808 --> 00:36:39,564 Why, all kids need somewhere 793 00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:41,230 they can have a good time, 794 00:36:41,430 --> 00:36:42,696 and in having a good time, 795 00:36:42,896 --> 00:36:46,483 they'd be somewhere, like, uh, Eugene. 796 00:36:46,683 --> 00:36:47,735 He's been somewhere. 797 00:36:47,935 --> 00:36:48,903 He's now here. 798 00:36:51,738 --> 00:36:52,373 - Hi. 799 00:36:52,573 --> 00:36:53,829 - He works at the arcade. 800 00:36:54,029 --> 00:36:55,085 Don't ya? - Yeah, I do. 801 00:36:55,285 --> 00:36:57,036 - Tell him about it. - I enjoy my work there 802 00:36:57,236 --> 00:36:58,003 very much. 803 00:36:58,203 --> 00:36:59,746 I, it's a wonderful place to work. 804 00:36:59,946 --> 00:37:01,873 - That's enough, Eugene. 805 00:37:03,751 --> 00:37:04,585 - What now? 806 00:37:08,923 --> 00:37:10,090 Max, Arnie? 807 00:37:12,801 --> 00:37:13,636 What is this? 808 00:37:17,306 --> 00:37:18,665 - Patsy, come on. 809 00:37:18,865 --> 00:37:20,225 Let's go somewhere. 810 00:37:21,518 --> 00:37:22,544 Hey, boss, come look! 811 00:37:22,744 --> 00:37:23,571 You're gonna love it! 812 00:37:23,771 --> 00:37:25,021 Quiet, you're gonna wake up all the neighbors. 813 00:37:25,221 --> 00:37:26,690 - We stole all the video games. 814 00:37:26,890 --> 00:37:27,741 - You stole what? 815 00:37:27,941 --> 00:37:29,068 - Can we keep one for the den? 816 00:37:29,268 --> 00:37:30,068 - Have one for the? 817 00:37:33,113 --> 00:37:34,373 - Here's the receipt 818 00:37:34,573 --> 00:37:35,950 for the truck rental, Uncle Joe. 819 00:37:36,150 --> 00:37:37,626 - Receipt for what? 820 00:37:37,826 --> 00:37:39,411 - Just wait till ya see it. 821 00:37:39,611 --> 00:37:40,330 - See what? 822 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:47,420 - Hey, Arnie, what happened? 823 00:38:02,643 --> 00:38:05,771 Hey, Kitty, Candy, you look great, great. 824 00:38:05,971 --> 00:38:07,690 - Hi, Jeff. - Hi, Candy. 825 00:38:08,650 --> 00:38:10,360 - Wanna play Pac-Man? 826 00:38:12,361 --> 00:38:13,946 - Maybe later, maybe later. 827 00:38:26,541 --> 00:38:28,418 Hey, Vidiots. 828 00:38:28,618 --> 00:38:29,678 - Hey. 829 00:38:29,878 --> 00:38:32,756 I see the, uh, gang's all here. 830 00:38:32,956 --> 00:38:34,266 - Hey, what's the idea 831 00:38:34,466 --> 00:38:36,551 openin' up and not alertin' the Vidiots? 832 00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:37,436 - Well, see, we're not open. 833 00:38:37,636 --> 00:38:39,013 We took care of a little business. 834 00:38:39,213 --> 00:38:40,305 Now we're celebrating. 835 00:38:40,505 --> 00:38:41,952 You're gonna have to leave 836 00:38:42,152 --> 00:38:43,600 because this party is private. 837 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,331 - Well why can't we stay? 838 00:38:45,531 --> 00:38:47,063 - I told ya, we're not open. 839 00:38:47,263 --> 00:38:48,238 - Well, uh, 840 00:38:48,438 --> 00:38:49,323 I'll tell you what! 841 00:38:49,523 --> 00:38:51,400 How 'bout if we play for it? 842 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:52,035 You against me, 843 00:38:52,235 --> 00:38:53,385 and if I win, we stay, 844 00:38:53,585 --> 00:38:54,536 if you win, we, we leave. 845 00:38:54,736 --> 00:38:56,988 No, now you know I never play these games. 846 00:38:57,188 --> 00:38:58,427 - I'll tell you what! 847 00:38:58,627 --> 00:38:59,666 I'll tell you what! 848 00:38:59,866 --> 00:39:01,993 You pick your best player, him against me, 849 00:39:02,193 --> 00:39:03,224 and, and if, if he wins, 850 00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:04,455 no problems, I'll leave. 851 00:39:04,655 --> 00:39:06,373 - You got a game. 852 00:39:10,878 --> 00:39:11,711 - Dorfus. 853 00:39:12,671 --> 00:39:14,881 - This is a... - And the game is 854 00:39:15,081 --> 00:39:16,133 Satan's Hollow! 855 00:39:19,761 --> 00:39:20,596 - Baby! - That's right, you morons, 856 00:39:20,796 --> 00:39:21,480 this way. 857 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,811 'Kay here, let's get this show on the road. 858 00:39:24,011 --> 00:39:26,143 Now the rules of the Arena are very simple. 859 00:39:26,343 --> 00:39:29,063 Each man will play one complete game 860 00:39:29,263 --> 00:39:30,448 of Satan's Hollow, 861 00:39:30,648 --> 00:39:31,490 and at the end of the game, 862 00:39:31,690 --> 00:39:35,820 the man with the highest point total will be the winner. 863 00:39:37,071 --> 00:39:38,993 I'm gonna kill you! 864 00:39:39,193 --> 00:39:40,471 Go for it, Bat's Head. 865 00:39:40,671 --> 00:39:41,750 - Come on, come on. 866 00:39:41,950 --> 00:39:44,703 Players in position, ready to start game. 867 00:39:44,903 --> 00:39:45,955 Tokens, please. 868 00:39:46,913 --> 00:39:47,548 Ready? 869 00:39:47,748 --> 00:39:48,916 Start game! 870 00:40:05,390 --> 00:40:07,601 Okay, Dorfus, come on, let's go, Dorfus. 871 00:40:07,801 --> 00:40:10,312 Dorfus, what are you doin'? 872 00:40:10,512 --> 00:40:12,823 It's time to play, come on. 873 00:40:13,023 --> 00:40:15,568 Dorfus, will you, come on, eat the hot dog later. 874 00:40:15,768 --> 00:40:17,153 Let's go, okay, come on, Dorfus, come on. 875 00:40:17,353 --> 00:40:18,258 Play the game, Dorfus. 876 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,363 Dorfus, play the game. 877 00:40:21,115 --> 00:40:22,408 Play the game, Dorfus. 878 00:40:22,608 --> 00:40:23,083 Come on, God! 879 00:40:23,283 --> 00:40:25,085 Dorfus, watch out! 880 00:40:25,285 --> 00:40:26,870 You're about to be hit, Dorfus. 881 00:40:27,070 --> 00:40:27,934 Yeah! 882 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:28,998 Dorfus. 883 00:40:29,831 --> 00:40:31,166 Dorfus, come on, here's your second man. 884 00:40:31,366 --> 00:40:32,293 Now come on, Dorfus. 885 00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:35,295 Dorfus, play the game. 886 00:40:38,841 --> 00:40:41,018 Yeah, yeah! 887 00:40:41,218 --> 00:40:42,511 This Dorfus, is for you. 888 00:40:43,345 --> 00:40:44,079 We're gonna do this. 889 00:40:44,279 --> 00:40:44,813 Come on, we gotta win. 890 00:40:45,013 --> 00:40:46,348 Come on, Dorfus, get goin'. 891 00:40:46,548 --> 00:40:47,308 Oh yeah! 892 00:40:53,771 --> 00:40:55,115 Great, great! 893 00:40:55,315 --> 00:40:56,525 - Dorfus, what are you doing? 894 00:41:00,571 --> 00:41:02,698 You're down to your last man, Dorfus! 895 00:41:05,075 --> 00:41:05,913 There's only one man left. 896 00:41:06,113 --> 00:41:06,751 What are you doing, Dorfus? 897 00:41:06,951 --> 00:41:08,703 Dorfus, come on, there's only one left. 898 00:41:08,903 --> 00:41:09,880 Come on! 899 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,840 What's he doing? 900 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,126 Too bad, Dorfus, too bad! 901 00:41:16,878 --> 00:41:18,154 - I lost my candy bar. 902 00:41:18,354 --> 00:41:19,631 Oh, there's your man. 903 00:41:25,513 --> 00:41:27,181 All right! 904 00:41:32,101 --> 00:41:34,896 Yeah, go, go, go, go, go. 905 00:41:35,856 --> 00:41:37,775 Go, go, go, go, Dorfus. 906 00:41:49,995 --> 00:41:51,121 Go, go! 907 00:41:58,795 --> 00:42:00,548 - Go, go, go, go, go! 908 00:42:10,140 --> 00:42:11,270 Come on, Dor-Man. 909 00:42:11,470 --> 00:42:12,601 Come on, time it. 910 00:42:21,401 --> 00:42:22,986 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 911 00:42:23,186 --> 00:42:24,613 Go, Dorfus, go! 912 00:42:33,621 --> 00:42:35,415 - Dorfus, you won. 913 00:42:35,615 --> 00:42:36,416 Hey, Dorfus. 914 00:42:37,376 --> 00:42:38,845 Dorfus, you can stop now. 915 00:42:39,045 --> 00:42:40,838 Hey, Dorfus, it's only a game. 916 00:42:41,038 --> 00:42:42,109 Come on. - No, no, Jeff. 917 00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:43,181 It's not just a game. 918 00:42:43,381 --> 00:42:45,304 To Dorfus, playing video games 919 00:42:45,504 --> 00:42:47,228 is like eating or sleeping, 920 00:42:47,428 --> 00:42:49,721 breathing, things that we take for granted 921 00:42:49,921 --> 00:42:50,888 and never question. 922 00:42:51,088 --> 00:42:51,994 You ask Dorfus to stop 923 00:42:52,194 --> 00:42:53,006 and you don't realize 924 00:42:53,206 --> 00:42:54,012 that for him to give up 925 00:42:54,212 --> 00:42:54,818 would be for him to give up 926 00:42:55,018 --> 00:42:56,603 on the very impulse that allows his heart 927 00:42:56,803 --> 00:42:57,821 to continue beating, 928 00:42:58,021 --> 00:43:00,153 the blood to surge through his veins, 929 00:43:00,353 --> 00:43:02,485 and the air to fill through his lungs. 930 00:43:07,490 --> 00:43:08,958 - God, Eugene, 931 00:43:09,158 --> 00:43:11,160 you're makin' me sick to my stomach. 932 00:43:16,206 --> 00:43:19,168 You have just witnessed a true champion. 933 00:43:19,368 --> 00:43:20,001 God. 934 00:43:21,211 --> 00:43:21,845 Sorry you lost, 935 00:43:22,045 --> 00:43:24,423 but maybe you should color your hair. 936 00:43:24,623 --> 00:43:26,183 - Hey, hey, look, Vidiot, 937 00:43:26,383 --> 00:43:29,303 uh, you can stay, but, uh, no trouble, promise? 938 00:43:29,503 --> 00:43:30,395 - Hey, man, 939 00:43:30,595 --> 00:43:33,431 a Vidiot never promises nothin' to no one! 940 00:43:43,733 --> 00:43:44,568 - Oh no. 941 00:43:46,903 --> 00:43:48,080 - Uh oh. 942 00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:49,785 - Patsy, I thought I told you 943 00:43:49,985 --> 00:43:51,291 you couldn't come here anymore. 944 00:43:51,491 --> 00:43:53,076 Yeah, but, Daddy, that was, like, to the video arcade. 945 00:43:53,276 --> 00:43:53,795 This isn't a video arcade. 946 00:43:53,995 --> 00:43:55,788 It's like a party in the middle of the night 947 00:43:55,988 --> 00:43:56,421 after the arcade, 948 00:43:56,621 --> 00:43:58,732 so this is like the party atmosphere. 949 00:43:58,932 --> 00:44:00,843 Bailey, you've gone too far this time. 950 00:44:01,043 --> 00:44:02,378 You have no right to keep this business open 951 00:44:02,578 --> 00:44:04,055 this late at night. 952 00:44:04,255 --> 00:44:06,215 We are not open for business, Rutter. 953 00:44:06,415 --> 00:44:07,516 This is a private party. 954 00:44:07,716 --> 00:44:08,893 Yeah, Daddy, and no offense, 955 00:44:09,093 --> 00:44:10,720 but you weren't on the invite list. 956 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,720 Way to rude. 957 00:44:12,721 --> 00:44:15,248 Look, you're taking blatant advantage of these minors. 958 00:44:15,448 --> 00:44:17,976 I mean, look around, how these young girls are dressed. 959 00:44:18,176 --> 00:44:19,070 - Ooh, yeah. 960 00:44:19,270 --> 00:44:21,063 And I know each and every one personally, 961 00:44:21,263 --> 00:44:21,959 so if you're interested, 962 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:22,656 let me know which one 963 00:44:22,856 --> 00:44:23,781 and I'll fix ya up with 'em. 964 00:44:23,981 --> 00:44:25,191 Look, I've had just about enough of you 965 00:44:25,391 --> 00:44:26,160 for one night, young man. 966 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,720 - I want you outta here, Rutter. 967 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,280 This is a private gathering. 968 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,121 - Yeah, I'm leaving, 969 00:44:30,321 --> 00:44:31,781 but you haven't heard the last of me yet. 970 00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:36,953 It's a stupid idea about stealin' those games 971 00:44:37,153 --> 00:44:38,296 and rentin' a truck. 972 00:44:38,496 --> 00:44:41,500 Shut up, Max, shut up, shut up, shut up! 973 00:44:51,176 --> 00:44:52,135 - Come here! 974 00:44:53,595 --> 00:44:56,148 I want you two to arrange 975 00:44:56,348 --> 00:44:59,151 a spontaneous public demonstration 976 00:44:59,351 --> 00:45:01,962 outside this arcade tomorrow afternoon. 977 00:45:02,162 --> 00:45:04,076 That's a good idea, Uncle Joesph. 978 00:45:04,276 --> 00:45:06,051 Yeah, well don't screw this one up. 979 00:45:06,251 --> 00:45:07,826 Uncle Joseph, that reminds me, uh, 980 00:45:08,026 --> 00:45:10,278 we screwed it up with the truck tonight, 981 00:45:10,478 --> 00:45:12,259 and we're gonna pick up the tab. 982 00:45:12,459 --> 00:45:14,241 I got the receipt right here. 983 00:45:14,441 --> 00:45:15,500 So don't worry. 984 00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:17,828 We're gonna take care of it personally. 985 00:45:18,028 --> 00:45:18,670 - This is Alexis Wheeler 986 00:45:18,870 --> 00:45:21,293 speaking to you live from Bailey's Video Arcade. 987 00:45:21,493 --> 00:45:23,916 We're in the middle of a spontaneous demonstration 988 00:45:24,116 --> 00:45:25,803 to close down the arcade. 989 00:45:26,003 --> 00:45:28,005 We have a special interview for you 990 00:45:28,205 --> 00:45:30,256 with this gentleman over here. 991 00:45:30,456 --> 00:45:31,433 Excuse me. 992 00:45:31,633 --> 00:45:32,310 Your name, sir? 993 00:45:32,510 --> 00:45:33,936 - Uh, Joesph Rutter. 994 00:45:34,136 --> 00:45:36,555 Rutter Enterprises, right here in River City. 995 00:45:36,755 --> 00:45:37,305 Mr. Rutter, do you have 996 00:45:37,473 --> 00:45:37,815 anything to do 997 00:45:38,015 --> 00:45:39,066 with this demonstration? 998 00:45:39,266 --> 00:45:40,893 Well no, ma'am, I came here as a shocked parent, 999 00:45:41,093 --> 00:45:43,770 a concerned parent who cares very deeply 1000 00:45:43,970 --> 00:45:46,648 about all the children of this community. 1001 00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:49,385 You know, what takes place here, 1002 00:45:49,585 --> 00:45:50,870 day after day, stands as a testament 1003 00:45:51,070 --> 00:45:52,930 to the rotting moral decay of our society. 1004 00:45:53,130 --> 00:45:54,898 Rutter was determined to close us down 1005 00:45:55,098 --> 00:45:56,866 from the moment he walked into this place. 1006 00:45:57,066 --> 00:45:58,751 - The man's a driven asshole. 1007 00:45:58,951 --> 00:46:00,415 No, no, you don't see what I mean. 1008 00:46:00,615 --> 00:46:02,206 He was there when Alva and Lola 1009 00:46:02,406 --> 00:46:03,798 ran out with their tops off. 1010 00:46:03,998 --> 00:46:06,085 He thinks we're running a bordello. 1011 00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:07,553 - Bordello? - Bordello? 1012 00:46:07,753 --> 00:46:09,055 Yes, you should've seen the expression 1013 00:46:09,255 --> 00:46:11,173 on the druggist's face when I picked up these slides 1014 00:46:11,373 --> 00:46:12,049 this morning. 1015 00:46:12,249 --> 00:46:12,725 Look at this. 1016 00:46:12,925 --> 00:46:14,242 - What, what have you got there? 1017 00:46:14,442 --> 00:46:15,560 And so, at the video arcade, 1018 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,096 with one very angry and frustrated parent, 1019 00:46:18,296 --> 00:46:19,723 this is Alexis Wheeler, Channel Six, 1020 00:46:19,923 --> 00:46:21,350 Up To the Minute News. 1021 00:46:21,550 --> 00:46:22,860 - All right. 1022 00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:25,145 Uh, I got an idea. 1023 00:46:25,345 --> 00:46:26,196 Alexis. 1024 00:46:26,396 --> 00:46:28,481 This is Alexis Wheeler speaking to you poolside 1025 00:46:28,681 --> 00:46:30,241 at the home of Mr. Joseph Rutter, 1026 00:46:30,441 --> 00:46:33,028 who is conducting the campaign in this city 1027 00:46:33,228 --> 00:46:34,705 to close down the video arcade. 1028 00:46:34,905 --> 00:46:36,115 Mr. Rutter, thank you for allowing us 1029 00:46:36,315 --> 00:46:37,040 into your home. 1030 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,600 Could you reiterate to our audience 1031 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:39,960 what it is you plan to accomplish? 1032 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,832 Now we have a contingency of parents, uh, 1033 00:46:42,032 --> 00:46:43,705 demonstrating in front of the arcade now, 1034 00:46:43,905 --> 00:46:44,798 and we will continue to do so 1035 00:46:44,998 --> 00:46:46,758 until Mayor Neville calls a special meeting 1036 00:46:46,958 --> 00:46:50,128 of the City Council to discuss this issue specifically, 1037 00:46:50,328 --> 00:46:51,013 and it has to be done soon, 1038 00:46:51,213 --> 00:46:53,423 before anymore harm to our children is done. 1039 00:46:53,623 --> 00:46:55,008 Uh, have you, in fact, ever gone 1040 00:46:55,208 --> 00:46:56,018 to the video arcade? 1041 00:46:56,218 --> 00:46:57,744 Haven't I made myself clear, lady? 1042 00:46:57,944 --> 00:46:59,421 That damn video arcade is nothing 1043 00:46:59,621 --> 00:47:01,098 but a breeding ground for decadent 1044 00:47:01,298 --> 00:47:03,525 and antisocial behavior. 1045 00:47:03,725 --> 00:47:05,235 That's interesting, Mr. Rutter. 1046 00:47:05,435 --> 00:47:08,105 Uh, speaking of antisocial behavior, 1047 00:47:08,305 --> 00:47:09,481 I have photographic evidence 1048 00:47:09,681 --> 00:47:10,615 of you at the arcade 1049 00:47:10,815 --> 00:47:13,485 with two semi-nude girls in your arms. 1050 00:47:13,685 --> 00:47:14,495 - What, what is this? 1051 00:47:14,695 --> 00:47:15,453 Is this a set-up or somethin'? 1052 00:47:15,653 --> 00:47:17,030 I mean who do you think you are, Mike Wallace 1053 00:47:17,230 --> 00:47:19,041 or Howard Cosell or somethin', huh? 1054 00:47:19,241 --> 00:47:21,163 Are you aware of the photograph of which I speak? 1055 00:47:21,363 --> 00:47:23,286 I have no idea of what you are talking about. 1056 00:47:23,486 --> 00:47:25,205 Do you have that photograph with you? 1057 00:47:25,405 --> 00:47:25,840 - No. 1058 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:26,965 - Well sure. 1059 00:47:27,165 --> 00:47:28,566 Uh, but I do know where it can be found. 1060 00:47:28,766 --> 00:47:30,430 Uh, yeah, well this is the worst example 1061 00:47:30,630 --> 00:47:32,095 of shoddy journalism I have ever seen. 1062 00:47:32,295 --> 00:47:33,880 I don't know, I thought it was a pretty good example 1063 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:35,473 of shoddy journalism. 1064 00:47:35,673 --> 00:47:37,016 No further comment, thank you. 1065 00:47:37,216 --> 00:47:39,135 Uh, no, Mr. Rutter, we're not quite through. 1066 00:47:39,335 --> 00:47:41,105 We have a few more questions, uh. 1067 00:47:41,305 --> 00:47:42,973 - Sorry, no. - Get them off my property! 1068 00:47:43,173 --> 00:47:44,181 - Uh... - If Uncle Joseph says 1069 00:47:44,381 --> 00:47:45,566 it's over, it's over. 1070 00:47:45,766 --> 00:47:47,728 All we have to do now is wait for his call. 1071 00:47:47,928 --> 00:47:49,145 - We got him this time. 1072 00:47:49,345 --> 00:47:51,656 ♫ Love 1073 00:47:51,856 --> 00:47:54,592 ♫ Is a moment 1074 00:47:54,792 --> 00:47:57,528 ♫ Like a wave 1075 00:47:58,946 --> 00:48:00,656 Hey, I thought you said you were comin' alone. 1076 00:48:00,856 --> 00:48:02,418 - These guys don't count. 1077 00:48:02,618 --> 00:48:03,956 You got the photographs like we agreed? 1078 00:48:04,156 --> 00:48:05,295 Yeah, but there's somethin' I want 1079 00:48:05,495 --> 00:48:07,371 you to understand, Rutter. - Two things, I want the photo 1080 00:48:07,571 --> 00:48:08,956 and I want you to tell that lady journalist 1081 00:48:09,156 --> 00:48:10,166 that photo was a phony. 1082 00:48:10,366 --> 00:48:11,385 - You can have it. 1083 00:48:11,585 --> 00:48:14,003 But you gotta promise that you'll leave this arcade alone 1084 00:48:14,203 --> 00:48:16,318 and that you'll drop those stupid charges. 1085 00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,633 I promised you that on the phone, didn't I? 1086 00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:19,601 Now where's the photo? 1087 00:48:19,801 --> 00:48:21,270 It's right over here behind the bar. 1088 00:48:21,470 --> 00:48:24,765 Hey, hey, these guys are a little impatient, aren't they? 1089 00:48:24,965 --> 00:48:27,350 - Well, I want that photograph. 1090 00:48:28,518 --> 00:48:29,728 Okay now, here's what you're lookin' for, 1091 00:48:29,928 --> 00:48:31,646 but, uh, first I want you to sign 1092 00:48:31,846 --> 00:48:33,439 this simple agreement. 1093 00:48:33,639 --> 00:48:35,033 It's nothing complicated. 1094 00:48:35,233 --> 00:48:38,403 Just simply reaffirms our understanding. 1095 00:48:38,603 --> 00:48:40,330 - Uh uh, I gave you my word. 1096 00:48:40,530 --> 00:48:44,158 I'm sorry, Rutter, but that's just not quite good enough. 1097 00:48:44,358 --> 00:48:44,993 Hey! 1098 00:48:45,995 --> 00:48:48,830 - Have you got the photograph? 1099 00:48:49,030 --> 00:48:50,081 Fine, let's go. 1100 00:48:57,965 --> 00:48:58,798 Let's go. 1101 00:49:07,933 --> 00:49:08,858 - Excuse me. 1102 00:49:09,058 --> 00:49:10,443 Excuse me, all demonstrators. 1103 00:49:10,643 --> 00:49:12,603 If you come up here and turn in your picket signs, 1104 00:49:12,803 --> 00:49:13,696 you'll get one free token. 1105 00:49:13,896 --> 00:49:15,731 That's right, right up here by the snack bar. 1106 00:49:15,931 --> 00:49:16,491 Come on. 1107 00:49:16,691 --> 00:49:18,243 - Close the arcade! 1108 00:49:18,443 --> 00:49:21,446 Close the arcade! - Close the arcade! 1109 00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:26,793 - What's goin' on here? 1110 00:49:26,993 --> 00:49:27,753 Where are the demonstrators? 1111 00:49:27,953 --> 00:49:29,286 It's not our fault, Uncle Joesph. 1112 00:49:29,486 --> 00:49:31,184 - Yeah, Uncle Joseph, 1113 00:49:31,384 --> 00:49:33,009 we've been outsmarted. 1114 00:49:33,209 --> 00:49:34,635 - This is our place. 1115 00:49:34,835 --> 00:49:36,861 What are all these old dudes doin' here, 1116 00:49:37,061 --> 00:49:38,934 hangin' out, takin' up all our games? 1117 00:49:39,134 --> 00:49:40,808 This place is open to the public. 1118 00:49:41,008 --> 00:49:45,845 I can't determine who comes in here and plays these games. 1119 00:49:46,045 --> 00:49:47,096 - How could you let this happen? 1120 00:49:47,296 --> 00:49:48,273 - Oh, man, you sold out! 1121 00:49:48,473 --> 00:49:50,604 You really sold out to the max, man! 1122 00:49:50,804 --> 00:49:52,736 Okay, Vidiot, outta here right now! 1123 00:49:52,936 --> 00:49:54,771 Hey, you don't have to tell us to leave! 1124 00:49:54,971 --> 00:49:56,073 We're on our way outta here anyway. 1125 00:49:56,273 --> 00:50:00,026 We don't wanna hang in your crummy joint! 1126 00:50:00,226 --> 00:50:00,860 Come on! 1127 00:50:10,078 --> 00:50:11,338 - Uh, excuse me. 1128 00:50:11,538 --> 00:50:12,965 - Yeah, what do you want? 1129 00:50:13,165 --> 00:50:16,418 Uh, could you take me to your leader? 1130 00:50:18,253 --> 00:50:19,925 - The name's King Vidiot. 1131 00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:21,798 These are my subjects. 1132 00:50:21,998 --> 00:50:23,225 Hey, uh, 1133 00:50:23,425 --> 00:50:25,885 have you got a sister? - Me, no, no, I. 1134 00:50:26,085 --> 00:50:26,595 It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. 1135 00:50:26,970 --> 00:50:27,805 My card. 1136 00:50:31,225 --> 00:50:32,943 - Not impressed. 1137 00:50:33,143 --> 00:50:33,901 - Well that's too bad 1138 00:50:34,101 --> 00:50:36,295 'cause I think we're on the same side. 1139 00:50:36,495 --> 00:50:38,490 However, if you decide you need, uh, 1140 00:50:38,690 --> 00:50:41,193 help with our young friend Mr. Bailey in there, 1141 00:50:41,393 --> 00:50:42,443 gimme a call. 1142 00:50:48,116 --> 00:50:49,622 What the hell are you doin' here? 1143 00:50:49,822 --> 00:50:51,328 - You said you wanted to talk. 1144 00:50:51,528 --> 00:50:52,516 - I meant my office. 1145 00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:53,505 - I don't like offices. 1146 00:50:53,705 --> 00:50:55,415 - Why didn't you use the door? 1147 00:50:55,615 --> 00:50:56,841 - I don't like doors. 1148 00:50:57,041 --> 00:51:00,420 Very well, Mr. Vidiot, have a seat. 1149 00:51:00,620 --> 00:51:02,171 - I don't like seats. 1150 00:51:03,090 --> 00:51:04,825 And that's another thing, 1151 00:51:05,025 --> 00:51:06,760 the name is King Vidiot! 1152 00:51:08,553 --> 00:51:09,805 Not Mr. Vidiot. 1153 00:51:10,971 --> 00:51:13,433 You can call me Your Highness if you like. 1154 00:51:13,633 --> 00:51:15,476 You and I have something in common. 1155 00:51:15,676 --> 00:51:17,561 Do you know what that is? 1156 00:51:20,190 --> 00:51:22,191 We both like to hang out in public bathrooms. 1157 00:51:22,391 --> 00:51:23,026 - No! 1158 00:51:24,318 --> 00:51:26,095 We both hate that arcade. 1159 00:51:26,295 --> 00:51:27,855 - Wait a minute, man. 1160 00:51:28,055 --> 00:51:29,416 I love the arcade. 1161 00:51:29,616 --> 00:51:31,413 Then let me put it another way. 1162 00:51:31,613 --> 00:51:33,211 Uh, we both hate Jefferson Bailey. 1163 00:51:33,411 --> 00:51:35,188 Now I saw him kick you outta there last night, 1164 00:51:35,388 --> 00:51:37,165 and if you're half the leader I think you are... 1165 00:51:37,365 --> 00:51:40,793 I am half the leader you think I am. 1166 00:51:40,993 --> 00:51:42,711 - You'd like some revenge. 1167 00:51:42,911 --> 00:51:43,900 - Yeah. 1168 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,090 Revenge. 1169 00:51:46,133 --> 00:51:46,966 Sure. 1170 00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:49,093 Revenge. 1171 00:51:58,895 --> 00:51:59,730 Revenge 1172 00:52:01,021 --> 00:52:01,856 is sweet! 1173 00:52:04,776 --> 00:52:06,411 - I tell ya what, 1174 00:52:06,611 --> 00:52:09,446 you help me force Jefferson Bailey out of business, 1175 00:52:09,646 --> 00:52:12,533 and I'll buy you your own video game. 1176 00:52:15,703 --> 00:52:17,288 If you're dyin', I'm not gonna give you 1177 00:52:17,488 --> 00:52:18,331 mouth-to-mouth. 1178 00:52:23,461 --> 00:52:25,005 - You mean my very own machine? 1179 00:52:25,205 --> 00:52:25,805 - Yeah. 1180 00:52:26,005 --> 00:52:27,256 - Nobody else could touch it? 1181 00:52:27,456 --> 00:52:28,091 - No. 1182 00:52:29,593 --> 00:52:30,726 - What I gotta do? 1183 00:52:30,926 --> 00:52:33,412 I want a major disturbance at the arcade. 1184 00:52:33,612 --> 00:52:35,485 Oh we, man, we do that all the time. 1185 00:52:35,685 --> 00:52:37,358 Yeah, but I want a special one. 1186 00:52:37,558 --> 00:52:40,103 I've got to force the mayor to move. 1187 00:52:40,303 --> 00:52:41,437 - Yeah, yeah, 1188 00:52:41,637 --> 00:52:44,148 like, uh, 1189 00:52:44,348 --> 00:52:45,491 uh, 1190 00:52:45,691 --> 00:52:47,526 breakin' some bones. 1191 00:52:47,726 --> 00:52:48,320 - Oh yeah. 1192 00:52:49,403 --> 00:52:51,139 Revenge. 1193 00:52:51,339 --> 00:52:52,875 Oh, man, 1194 00:52:53,075 --> 00:52:55,993 what if we was to have some wheels? 1195 00:52:58,205 --> 00:52:59,371 - Some wheels? 1196 00:52:59,571 --> 00:53:00,206 - Yeah! 1197 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,333 Wheels. 1198 00:53:08,715 --> 00:53:09,550 Vidiots! 1199 00:53:11,635 --> 00:53:12,468 Yeah! 1200 00:53:17,891 --> 00:53:19,316 - Yeah! 1201 00:53:19,516 --> 00:53:21,853 - Vidiots, Vidiots, Visiots! 1202 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:24,568 Wheels! 1203 00:53:24,768 --> 00:53:25,856 Wheels! 1204 00:53:27,608 --> 00:53:28,467 Yeah! 1205 00:53:28,667 --> 00:53:29,526 Wheels! 1206 00:53:51,508 --> 00:53:52,433 - Hello, operator? 1207 00:53:52,633 --> 00:53:53,909 Quick, get me the police. 1208 00:53:54,109 --> 00:53:55,186 This is an emergency! 1209 00:53:55,386 --> 00:53:57,180 This is Alexis Wheeler reporting to you 1210 00:53:57,380 --> 00:53:58,190 from the video arcade, 1211 00:53:58,390 --> 00:54:00,391 where violence has just erupted. 1212 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,771 Mr. Rutter, were you a witness to what happened here today? 1213 00:54:05,971 --> 00:54:07,573 - I have nothing to say to you. 1214 00:54:07,773 --> 00:54:09,441 Unless, of course, you're here to apologize 1215 00:54:09,641 --> 00:54:10,993 for your scurrilous accusations. 1216 00:54:11,193 --> 00:54:13,080 I have nothing to apologize about. 1217 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,198 But I will admit that with the violence here today, 1218 00:54:15,398 --> 00:54:16,616 the mayor is gonna really have a problem 1219 00:54:16,816 --> 00:54:18,035 with everything that's been going on. 1220 00:54:18,235 --> 00:54:20,245 - Thanks for the wheels, man. 1221 00:54:20,445 --> 00:54:21,421 Hi, Mom. 1222 00:54:21,621 --> 00:54:23,498 Uh, what did that young man mean? 1223 00:54:23,698 --> 00:54:24,173 - I have no idea. 1224 00:54:24,373 --> 00:54:25,541 He's just another one of these lunatics 1225 00:54:25,741 --> 00:54:26,968 from this asylum. 1226 00:54:27,168 --> 00:54:28,569 What'd you start to say about the mayor? 1227 00:54:28,769 --> 00:54:29,971 I was only suggesting that the mayor 1228 00:54:30,171 --> 00:54:31,573 will more than likely wanna call a meeting 1229 00:54:31,773 --> 00:54:33,175 to discuss everything... - You heard it, folks. 1230 00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:34,016 Straight from Alexis Wheeler. 1231 00:54:34,216 --> 00:54:35,926 The mayor's calling a special emergency meeting 1232 00:54:36,126 --> 00:54:37,469 to shut this video arcade down. 1233 00:54:37,669 --> 00:54:38,679 - I never said such a thing. 1234 00:54:38,879 --> 00:54:39,951 I never... - Uh, thank you. 1235 00:54:40,151 --> 00:54:41,223 - Give me back my microphone. 1236 00:54:44,601 --> 00:54:48,273 There will be order in this room. 1237 00:54:48,473 --> 00:54:49,031 That's better. 1238 00:54:49,231 --> 00:54:51,860 We'll now proceed with the opening statements. 1239 00:54:52,060 --> 00:54:53,235 Uh, Mr. Rutter. 1240 00:54:53,435 --> 00:54:54,411 - Mr. Mayor, 1241 00:54:54,611 --> 00:54:57,490 councilmen, concerned parents, 1242 00:54:57,690 --> 00:54:58,325 children. 1243 00:55:14,675 --> 00:55:16,968 Uh, Mr. Rutter, would you go ahead? 1244 00:55:17,168 --> 00:55:18,928 - Thank you, uh, Mr. Mayor. 1245 00:55:19,128 --> 00:55:19,771 As you know, 1246 00:55:19,971 --> 00:55:22,140 we are here to extinguish the filth 1247 00:55:22,340 --> 00:55:23,108 and the decadence 1248 00:55:23,308 --> 00:55:25,105 that is commonly referred to 1249 00:55:25,305 --> 00:55:27,146 as video game entertainment. 1250 00:55:27,346 --> 00:55:29,188 Fortunately, here in River City, 1251 00:55:29,388 --> 00:55:31,107 the problem is isolated, 1252 00:55:31,307 --> 00:55:32,826 though no less threatening. 1253 00:55:33,026 --> 00:55:34,945 The trouble, right here in River City, 1254 00:55:35,145 --> 00:55:36,300 is Bailey's Video Arcade. 1255 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:37,655 - Yeah! - All right! 1256 00:55:42,285 --> 00:55:43,245 Throw him out! 1257 00:55:44,788 --> 00:55:45,755 Mr. Bailey, 1258 00:55:45,955 --> 00:55:48,208 do you care to make some opening remarks? 1259 00:55:48,408 --> 00:55:49,091 - You mean, uh, 1260 00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:53,463 other than to say that the honorable Mr. Joseph Rutter 1261 00:55:54,380 --> 00:55:56,131 is full of shit. - What? 1262 00:55:56,331 --> 00:55:56,966 Heel! 1263 00:55:58,676 --> 00:55:59,635 - What are some of the signs 1264 00:55:59,835 --> 00:56:01,471 of this video madness? 1265 00:56:02,721 --> 00:56:04,978 What should a concerned parent look for? 1266 00:56:05,178 --> 00:56:07,235 A large semicircle of calluses here 1267 00:56:07,435 --> 00:56:10,896 along the ridge between the thumb and the forefinger. 1268 00:56:11,096 --> 00:56:13,650 One should also look for Pac-Man arthritis 1269 00:56:13,850 --> 00:56:14,951 or the Blinky syndrome, 1270 00:56:15,151 --> 00:56:19,071 which manifests itself in the lower forearm and wrist 1271 00:56:19,271 --> 00:56:20,748 of the playing hand, 1272 00:56:20,948 --> 00:56:22,575 the hand that holds the, uh, 1273 00:56:22,775 --> 00:56:23,993 joystick. 1274 00:56:30,458 --> 00:56:33,336 Is there anything else you have observed? 1275 00:56:33,536 --> 00:56:34,170 - Germs. 1276 00:56:35,130 --> 00:56:36,681 - Germs, Nurse Tubitt? 1277 00:56:36,881 --> 00:56:39,716 Kids play with their joysticks day in and day out. 1278 00:56:39,916 --> 00:56:42,011 Jerking them back and forth, 1279 00:56:42,211 --> 00:56:42,980 sweating on them, 1280 00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:44,180 and they don't even clean them off 1281 00:56:44,380 --> 00:56:45,098 when they're through. 1282 00:56:45,931 --> 00:56:49,018 Their joysticks are a hotbed of germs! 1283 00:56:49,218 --> 00:56:49,853 Germs! 1284 00:56:52,646 --> 00:56:54,941 Well, as it turns out, most of my boys 1285 00:56:55,141 --> 00:56:56,609 are spending all their time 1286 00:56:56,809 --> 00:56:58,172 with these damn video games. 1287 00:56:58,372 --> 00:57:00,039 Why, they're addicted to them. 1288 00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:01,906 It, it's worse than dope or booze 1289 00:57:02,106 --> 00:57:03,333 or even women. 1290 00:57:03,533 --> 00:57:04,993 And it takes their drive away, 1291 00:57:05,193 --> 00:57:06,703 like self-abuse. 1292 00:57:08,496 --> 00:57:10,581 If you were to summarize the effect the video arcade 1293 00:57:10,781 --> 00:57:11,833 has had on you, 1294 00:57:13,626 --> 00:57:14,720 what would you say? 1295 00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:18,046 Oh, you mean like in, uh, 25 words or less? 1296 00:57:18,246 --> 00:57:18,881 Uh. 1297 00:57:20,675 --> 00:57:22,143 The video arcade 1298 00:57:22,343 --> 00:57:25,263 has made me what I am today. 1299 00:57:27,265 --> 00:57:28,608 Whoo, all right! 1300 00:57:28,808 --> 00:57:31,060 What's the matter, that was less than 25 words! 1301 00:57:33,020 --> 00:57:36,065 I hoped to convey the very specific, 1302 00:57:36,265 --> 00:57:38,192 easily discernible damages 1303 00:57:38,392 --> 00:57:40,120 done by the video arcade. 1304 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,405 I would be remiss in my responsibilities 1305 00:57:42,605 --> 00:57:44,206 as spokesman for this cause 1306 00:57:44,406 --> 00:57:45,974 without trying to express to you 1307 00:57:46,174 --> 00:57:48,110 the frightfully immoral nature 1308 00:57:48,310 --> 00:57:50,246 of the arcade ambiance itself. 1309 00:57:51,121 --> 00:57:53,586 As soon as you walk through the door, 1310 00:57:53,786 --> 00:57:56,251 you are hit by the stench of the filth 1311 00:57:56,451 --> 00:57:58,587 that covers the premises. 1312 00:57:58,787 --> 00:58:00,923 - She's 16, she's beautiful. 1313 00:58:01,123 --> 00:58:02,175 She's ready for action. 1314 00:58:02,375 --> 00:58:03,101 What am I bid? 1315 00:58:03,301 --> 00:58:06,203 Oh, Jeff, Jeff, my body is mega entranced, 1316 00:58:06,403 --> 00:58:09,306 restless, and abandoned to be as one with you. 1317 00:58:09,506 --> 00:58:11,025 I'm sorry, Patsy, I'm busy! 1318 00:58:11,225 --> 00:58:14,353 You'll have to go elsewhere for your sexual gratification. 1319 00:58:14,553 --> 00:58:17,148 Oh, Jeff, why are you always so awesome! 1320 00:58:17,348 --> 00:58:17,981 - Go. 1321 00:58:19,108 --> 00:58:21,736 Oh, baby, baby, baby. 1322 00:58:32,705 --> 00:58:34,790 Oh how long is the line? 1323 00:58:34,990 --> 00:58:35,716 It said 15 minutes 1324 00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:37,135 but it's always longer. 1325 00:58:37,335 --> 00:58:38,986 This is my fourth time today, 1326 00:58:39,186 --> 00:58:40,838 and I'm going pee a dozen. 1327 00:58:42,631 --> 00:58:44,550 - Number 69, number 69. 1328 00:58:48,053 --> 00:58:49,680 You know the rules, Candy. 1329 00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,181 I do the touching. 1330 00:59:10,285 --> 00:59:11,620 Oh, pretty, pretty. 1331 00:59:24,673 --> 00:59:26,350 - And so, in conclusion, 1332 00:59:26,550 --> 00:59:28,348 I hope you can all see the urgent need 1333 00:59:28,548 --> 00:59:30,346 to close this place down as quickly 1334 00:59:30,546 --> 00:59:32,723 and as efficiently as possible. 1335 00:59:36,101 --> 00:59:38,730 Now I have listened very carefully to Mr. Rutter 1336 00:59:38,930 --> 00:59:41,073 as I'm sure most of us have. 1337 00:59:41,273 --> 00:59:43,568 Now I would like to tell you the truth. 1338 00:59:43,768 --> 00:59:45,078 That the video arcade 1339 00:59:45,278 --> 00:59:46,538 is quite a different place 1340 00:59:46,738 --> 00:59:50,183 than from what my esteemed opponent has described. 1341 00:59:50,383 --> 00:59:53,828 Children of all ages are welcome at the video arcade. 1342 00:59:54,028 --> 00:59:56,496 Now today, class, we will continue our lesson 1343 00:59:56,696 --> 00:59:57,756 in computer science. 1344 00:59:57,956 --> 00:59:59,550 Mr. Bailey, I want you to know 1345 00:59:59,750 --> 01:00:02,461 that your lessons have been very instrumental 1346 01:00:02,661 --> 01:00:04,430 in getting me into college. 1347 01:00:04,630 --> 01:00:07,300 That's right, sir, especially your lessons 1348 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:09,385 on your private computer. 1349 01:00:12,263 --> 01:00:13,273 - I like milk. 1350 01:00:13,473 --> 01:00:15,441 It's very nutritious. 1351 01:00:15,641 --> 01:00:18,603 I'm drinking milk for good. 1352 01:00:25,151 --> 01:00:26,953 - Oh, I'm sorry, Eugene, 1353 01:00:27,153 --> 01:00:31,198 I accidentally rubbed my breast up against you. 1354 01:00:31,398 --> 01:00:32,700 - No harm done, Candy. 1355 01:00:36,913 --> 01:00:37,963 - Cardinal Dorfus, 1356 01:00:38,163 --> 01:00:40,791 these are excellent hit dogs and bens, 1357 01:00:40,991 --> 01:00:41,917 the best I've ever had. 1358 01:00:42,117 --> 01:00:43,439 - Thank you, Your Holiness, 1359 01:00:43,639 --> 01:00:44,961 but it's hot dog and beans. 1360 01:00:45,161 --> 01:00:46,380 - Yes, of course. 1361 01:00:48,841 --> 01:00:52,178 Cardinal Dorfus, do you smell something? 1362 01:00:53,011 --> 01:00:56,306 Why, no, Your Holiness, I, I do not. 1363 01:00:56,506 --> 01:00:58,066 - Well, never mind. 1364 01:00:58,266 --> 01:01:01,478 Remember, Your Holiness, the words of the apostle Paul. 1365 01:01:01,678 --> 01:01:04,856 He who smelt it first, hath dealt it first. 1366 01:01:05,056 --> 01:01:07,026 - Yes, that is as it should be. 1367 01:01:07,226 --> 01:01:07,860 - Ah! 1368 01:01:10,655 --> 01:01:11,455 Woo, all right! 1369 01:01:11,655 --> 01:01:13,123 I would be wholly remiss in my duties 1370 01:01:13,323 --> 01:01:17,495 if I didn't call one very special witness to the stand. 1371 01:01:18,663 --> 01:01:23,041 That is, of course, if I have the approval of Mr. Rutter. 1372 01:01:23,241 --> 01:01:24,876 - It's a free country. 1373 01:01:25,076 --> 01:01:26,838 - Patsy Rutter. 1374 01:01:27,038 --> 01:01:27,671 Huh? 1375 01:01:31,008 --> 01:01:31,851 - Now in your own words, 1376 01:01:32,051 --> 01:01:34,287 would you please tell the Council 1377 01:01:34,487 --> 01:01:36,723 how you feel about the video arcade? 1378 01:01:39,891 --> 01:01:40,735 - Okay! 1379 01:01:40,935 --> 01:01:43,353 Like where are we supposed to go? 1380 01:01:43,553 --> 01:01:45,323 Sure, there's the galleria, 1381 01:01:45,523 --> 01:01:47,858 and there's, like, going to the movies and everything, 1382 01:01:48,058 --> 01:01:50,486 or going to 7-11 after school for stuff, 1383 01:01:50,686 --> 01:01:52,613 but, like, that's totally it. 1384 01:01:52,813 --> 01:01:54,949 Jeff Bailey's Video Arcade 1385 01:01:55,149 --> 01:01:56,909 is the only place to go 1386 01:01:57,109 --> 01:01:58,306 for good clean fun. 1387 01:01:58,506 --> 01:01:59,503 - Good clean fun? 1388 01:01:59,703 --> 01:02:01,538 My God, Patsy, are you crazy? 1389 01:02:01,738 --> 01:02:02,173 My God, 1390 01:02:02,373 --> 01:02:05,543 that place is slime and pure unadulterated slime 1391 01:02:05,743 --> 01:02:07,836 and immoralist slime! 1392 01:02:08,036 --> 01:02:08,838 Slime! 1393 01:02:10,256 --> 01:02:11,465 What? 1394 01:02:15,428 --> 01:02:16,855 Well, thank you, Mr. Rutter, 1395 01:02:17,055 --> 01:02:20,975 for very nicely leading me into my next point 1396 01:02:21,175 --> 01:02:23,811 about immorality as we see it today. 1397 01:02:24,011 --> 01:02:25,071 Ladies and gentlemen, 1398 01:02:25,271 --> 01:02:27,773 as a way of clearing up Mr. Rutter's 1399 01:02:27,973 --> 01:02:30,110 definition of immoral slime, 1400 01:02:32,278 --> 01:02:33,195 watch this. 1401 01:02:44,665 --> 01:02:46,500 My God, Max, you said you got that photo! 1402 01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:49,086 I did, it's right here! 1403 01:02:53,298 --> 01:02:56,635 May I please have Eugene's photo back? 1404 01:03:01,056 --> 01:03:03,560 And in conclusion, as for the video arcade 1405 01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,186 being a threat to the community, 1406 01:03:06,386 --> 01:03:07,905 I'll tell ya that 1407 01:03:08,105 --> 01:03:12,110 until my grandfather and I opened the arcade, 1408 01:03:12,310 --> 01:03:14,528 these kids never felt that they belonged 1409 01:03:14,728 --> 01:03:16,363 to a community at all. 1410 01:03:17,656 --> 01:03:20,368 At the arcade, the kids belong. 1411 01:03:28,876 --> 01:03:30,420 That slide obviously proves it 1412 01:03:30,620 --> 01:03:31,628 as a personal matter. 1413 01:03:34,006 --> 01:03:35,475 Your Honor, no city ordinances were broken. 1414 01:03:35,675 --> 01:03:37,885 I don't see how you could possibly close this arcade. 1415 01:03:39,428 --> 01:03:40,721 - This Council of River City 1416 01:03:40,921 --> 01:03:41,396 concludes 1417 01:03:41,596 --> 01:03:45,393 that, eh, no laws have been broken at the arcade, 1418 01:03:45,593 --> 01:03:48,020 so we, we can find no evidence 1419 01:03:48,220 --> 01:03:50,063 to warrant its closing. 1420 01:03:56,153 --> 01:03:58,030 As long as you don't break any laws. 1421 01:04:00,408 --> 01:04:02,910 Let's get the hell outta here. 1422 01:04:04,328 --> 01:04:05,161 - Patsy! 1423 01:04:06,246 --> 01:04:08,750 You best go home now, darling. 1424 01:04:10,543 --> 01:04:12,253 Well, congratulations, young Mr. Bailey, 1425 01:04:12,453 --> 01:04:14,013 you did quite well in here. 1426 01:04:14,213 --> 01:04:15,881 Well, thank you, Rutter, that's uh, 1427 01:04:16,081 --> 01:04:17,266 very sportsmanlike of you. 1428 01:04:17,466 --> 01:04:20,051 Suppose you think you've got this thing won, huh? 1429 01:04:20,251 --> 01:04:20,978 - You heard what the mayor said. 1430 01:04:21,178 --> 01:04:23,305 As long as we keep things within the law. 1431 01:04:23,505 --> 01:04:24,681 Well I suppose you'd be interested 1432 01:04:24,881 --> 01:04:25,858 to see what my two nephews here 1433 01:04:26,058 --> 01:04:28,603 have found in the kitchen of your snack bar. 1434 01:04:28,803 --> 01:04:29,603 You're just not gonna give up, 1435 01:04:29,803 --> 01:04:31,446 are ya, Rutter? 1436 01:04:31,646 --> 01:04:33,281 - Why you son of a... 1437 01:04:33,481 --> 01:04:34,691 No, no, just wait a minute! 1438 01:04:34,891 --> 01:04:35,922 - What? 1439 01:04:36,122 --> 01:04:36,953 - Um, 1440 01:04:37,153 --> 01:04:39,121 well I just had an idea, that's all. 1441 01:04:39,321 --> 01:04:41,698 I thought that maybe we could settle this like gentlemen. 1442 01:04:41,898 --> 01:04:42,949 What, are you crazy, Eugene, 1443 01:04:43,149 --> 01:04:44,201 or hit your head on somethin'? 1444 01:04:44,401 --> 01:04:44,960 - No. 1445 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:47,288 It's just that last time we had a disagreement, 1446 01:04:47,488 --> 01:04:48,631 we played a game at the arcade, 1447 01:04:48,831 --> 01:04:51,750 and the winner of the game decides. 1448 01:04:52,918 --> 01:04:53,970 This little wimp speak for you? 1449 01:04:54,170 --> 01:04:55,505 Yeah, this little wimp speaks for me, 1450 01:04:55,705 --> 01:04:57,598 and I challenge you to a game. 1451 01:04:57,798 --> 01:04:59,891 My man against any man you choose. 1452 01:05:00,091 --> 01:05:03,438 If you win, I'll close the arcade down. 1453 01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:07,808 But if I win, you leave the arcade the hell alone. 1454 01:05:09,435 --> 01:05:12,045 You know my man, His Highness King Vidiot! 1455 01:05:12,245 --> 01:05:14,856 Yeah, and my man is Jonathan McDorfus. 1456 01:05:15,056 --> 01:05:15,691 - Okay. 1457 01:05:16,608 --> 01:05:19,778 This time, we play my game, Super-Pac! 1458 01:05:20,988 --> 01:05:21,805 - Piece of cake. 1459 01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:23,741 - Ha! - Ha! 1460 01:05:27,036 --> 01:05:29,330 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 1461 01:05:33,918 --> 01:05:35,261 - Well, it's all settled then. 1462 01:05:35,461 --> 01:05:37,088 Shall we say, uh, nine o'clock in the morning? 1463 01:05:37,288 --> 01:05:38,346 - No, make it 11, Rutter! 1464 01:05:38,546 --> 01:05:40,407 I gotta eat my breakfast first. 1465 01:05:40,607 --> 01:05:42,468 - Okay, calm down, Dorfman. 1466 01:05:42,668 --> 01:05:44,053 You're in training. 1467 01:05:44,970 --> 01:05:47,727 All right, you two know what to do now, huh? 1468 01:05:47,927 --> 01:05:50,685 You sure you know where that slob kid lives? 1469 01:05:54,396 --> 01:05:56,006 Well, well, kid, what do ya say, huh? 1470 01:05:56,206 --> 01:05:57,816 - What are you doin'? - Where's your man? 1471 01:05:58,016 --> 01:05:59,076 - Dorfus, he's around. 1472 01:05:59,276 --> 01:06:00,911 - No, he's not around... - Shh. 1473 01:06:01,111 --> 01:06:02,363 Excuse me, sir, private conversation, 1474 01:06:02,563 --> 01:06:03,205 thank you. - Yeah, sure. 1475 01:06:03,405 --> 01:06:04,331 - What's wrong? - He's not at home, 1476 01:06:04,531 --> 01:06:05,908 and the guy at the hot dog stand next door 1477 01:06:06,108 --> 01:06:07,764 hasn't seen him since last night. 1478 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:09,620 - Not since last night? - No. 1479 01:06:09,820 --> 01:06:10,380 - Your Highness. 1480 01:06:10,580 --> 01:06:11,955 Tell ya what, kid, it's put up or shut up time. 1481 01:06:12,155 --> 01:06:13,173 You gonna forfeit? 1482 01:06:13,373 --> 01:06:15,626 Hell I am, I'll just choose someone else to play. 1483 01:06:15,826 --> 01:06:17,482 - I'll tell you what, Bailey, 1484 01:06:17,682 --> 01:06:19,338 you're so smart, I'll play you. 1485 01:06:19,538 --> 01:06:20,506 - No, that's not the deal. 1486 01:06:20,706 --> 01:06:21,140 - That's right. 1487 01:06:21,340 --> 01:06:23,466 Besides, idiot, you know I never play these games. 1488 01:06:23,666 --> 01:06:24,351 - Never play these games, 1489 01:06:24,551 --> 01:06:26,020 sure, you never play these games. 1490 01:06:26,220 --> 01:06:27,600 That's right, so it wouldn't be fair, 1491 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,181 so I'll just choose someone else to play. 1492 01:06:29,381 --> 01:06:31,358 - Is he shittin' me? - No. 1493 01:06:31,558 --> 01:06:34,395 Everybody knows Bailey doesn't play video games. 1494 01:06:34,595 --> 01:06:38,031 He's a regular chicken. 1495 01:06:38,231 --> 01:06:38,950 - I'll tell ya what, Bailey, uh, 1496 01:06:39,150 --> 01:06:40,864 let's sweeten the pot a little bit here, huh? 1497 01:06:41,064 --> 01:06:42,778 I'll let you play but you've gotta promise 1498 01:06:42,978 --> 01:06:43,996 that if you lose this match, 1499 01:06:44,196 --> 01:06:45,831 you'll not only shut this arcade down, 1500 01:06:46,031 --> 01:06:50,201 you'll never open another arcade here in River City, huh? 1501 01:06:52,621 --> 01:06:54,298 - All right, you've got it. 1502 01:06:54,498 --> 01:06:55,875 But you've gotta give me 15 minutes. 1503 01:06:56,075 --> 01:06:56,916 - You got it. 1504 01:07:02,256 --> 01:07:03,966 I think there's something I should tell you. 1505 01:07:04,166 --> 01:07:05,133 - Yeah? - Well, 1506 01:07:06,093 --> 01:07:08,303 you know the reason why I never play these games? 1507 01:07:08,503 --> 01:07:09,855 - No. - Well, 1508 01:07:10,055 --> 01:07:12,975 they, they make me physically ill. 1509 01:07:13,175 --> 01:07:13,975 What? 1510 01:07:14,175 --> 01:07:14,776 - Yeah. 1511 01:07:14,976 --> 01:07:18,313 I mean, every time I look into one of those screens, 1512 01:07:18,513 --> 01:07:20,023 I get dizzy and I... - Jeff? 1513 01:07:20,223 --> 01:07:21,158 Are you okay? - Yeah. 1514 01:07:21,358 --> 01:07:22,818 I mean, you looked a little weird. 1515 01:07:23,018 --> 01:07:24,778 No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine. 1516 01:07:24,978 --> 01:07:26,538 It's cool, thanks. - Oh. 1517 01:07:26,738 --> 01:07:28,119 - Jeff, you must be shitting me. 1518 01:07:28,319 --> 01:07:29,700 No, Eugene, I wouldn't shit you 1519 01:07:29,900 --> 01:07:31,368 at a time like this. 1520 01:07:34,871 --> 01:07:36,173 - But why? 1521 01:07:36,373 --> 01:07:38,843 Why, Jeff, why do you get so dizzy? 1522 01:07:39,043 --> 01:07:41,503 I know, I'll run and get some Dramamine. 1523 01:07:41,703 --> 01:07:44,598 Eugene, that is not gonna help. 1524 01:07:44,798 --> 01:07:48,645 I guess I better tell ya the whole story. 1525 01:07:48,845 --> 01:07:52,435 It all started, Eugene, because I loved video games. 1526 01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:56,226 And I guess that's why Dorfus and I became so close. 1527 01:07:56,426 --> 01:07:57,436 I mean, we'd play each other, 1528 01:07:57,636 --> 01:07:59,375 and sometimes he'd win, 1529 01:07:59,575 --> 01:08:01,315 and sometimes I'd win, and. 1530 01:08:02,316 --> 01:08:04,901 - Gosh, you must be really good. 1531 01:08:05,101 --> 01:08:06,653 - I was, Eugene, was. 1532 01:08:08,196 --> 01:08:10,536 Anyhow, about six months ago, 1533 01:08:10,736 --> 01:08:12,876 I convinced my grandfather to 1534 01:08:13,076 --> 01:08:15,913 turn the warehouse into the arcade 1535 01:08:16,830 --> 01:08:19,958 We had a fantastic grand opening. 1536 01:08:20,158 --> 01:08:21,626 And after we were closed, 1537 01:08:21,826 --> 01:08:23,095 my girlfriend and I, Sandy, 1538 01:08:23,295 --> 01:08:26,965 we kinda hung around a while, you know, and. 1539 01:08:27,165 --> 01:08:29,135 God, it was wonderful, Eugene. 1540 01:08:29,335 --> 01:08:30,720 We were so in love. 1541 01:08:32,221 --> 01:08:36,058 And it was the, uh, first time for both of us. 1542 01:08:36,975 --> 01:08:38,685 Everything was just perfect. 1543 01:08:38,885 --> 01:08:41,196 ♫ Love 1544 01:08:41,396 --> 01:08:44,048 ♫ Is a moment 1545 01:08:44,248 --> 01:08:46,701 ♫ Like a wave 1546 01:08:46,901 --> 01:08:49,905 ♫ Lost in the ocean 1547 01:08:51,740 --> 01:08:54,210 ♫ Calm 1548 01:08:54,410 --> 01:08:56,995 ♫ So deceptive 1549 01:08:58,038 --> 01:09:00,399 ♫ Like the storm 1550 01:09:00,599 --> 01:09:02,960 ♫ She's expectin' 1551 01:09:05,086 --> 01:09:07,005 ♫ Oh I 1552 01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:11,968 ♫ Never ever felt this good before 1553 01:09:12,168 --> 01:09:13,803 ♫ You 1554 01:09:15,848 --> 01:09:18,683 ♫ Never ever thought I could before 1555 01:09:18,883 --> 01:09:20,068 ♫ You 1556 01:09:20,268 --> 01:09:23,563 ♫ Sailed into my life 1557 01:09:23,763 --> 01:09:26,275 ♫ And said hello 1558 01:09:28,693 --> 01:09:29,911 ♫ On a Sunday 1559 01:09:30,111 --> 01:09:32,081 Everything was wonderful. 1560 01:09:32,281 --> 01:09:34,916 Until I looked into a video screen 1561 01:09:35,116 --> 01:09:38,286 and there was the reflection of her father. 1562 01:09:38,486 --> 01:09:40,017 Eugene, it was awful. 1563 01:09:40,217 --> 01:09:41,748 He started slapping her. 1564 01:09:50,675 --> 01:09:52,013 - What happened then? 1565 01:09:52,213 --> 01:09:53,351 - They moved outta town 1566 01:09:53,551 --> 01:09:55,646 and I haven't seen her since. 1567 01:09:55,846 --> 01:09:58,390 And now every time I look into one of those screens, 1568 01:09:58,590 --> 01:10:01,580 I see the reflection of her father. 1569 01:10:01,780 --> 01:10:04,771 And I haven't played those games since. 1570 01:10:04,971 --> 01:10:06,198 - I'll help ya, Jeff. 1571 01:10:06,398 --> 01:10:07,991 You gotta come through this. 1572 01:10:08,191 --> 01:10:10,986 Everybody out there's depending on you. 1573 01:10:11,186 --> 01:10:12,383 - You gonna help me, Eugene? 1574 01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:13,780 - You can count on me, Jeff. 1575 01:10:17,493 --> 01:10:20,020 Make sure at least three monsters. 1576 01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:22,748 You only have a limited number. 1577 01:10:22,948 --> 01:10:25,300 Use them sparingly 1578 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:27,215 The energizers earned in Pac-Man 1579 01:10:27,415 --> 01:10:28,930 are what spinach is to Popeye. 1580 01:10:29,130 --> 01:10:30,715 Never hesitate moving the Pac-Man. 1581 01:10:30,915 --> 01:10:32,131 Hesitation can be more harmful 1582 01:10:32,331 --> 01:10:33,308 than the monsters. 1583 01:10:33,508 --> 01:10:36,578 Courage is one of four ways to stop hesitation. 1584 01:10:36,778 --> 01:10:39,848 The other three are practice, practice, practice! 1585 01:10:40,048 --> 01:10:42,225 Go on, Jeff, do it, you can do it. 1586 01:10:42,425 --> 01:10:43,820 Just look at it. 1587 01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:45,170 - Eugene, I know you're tryin', 1588 01:10:45,370 --> 01:10:46,263 but I can't... - Jeff, Jeff. 1589 01:10:46,463 --> 01:10:47,156 - I don't think I can do it. 1590 01:10:47,356 --> 01:10:48,356 Eugene... - This is the grandfather 1591 01:10:48,556 --> 01:10:49,866 of all Pac-Man games. 1592 01:10:50,066 --> 01:10:51,193 This is where it all started. 1593 01:10:51,393 --> 01:10:52,444 No, you've gotta do it. 1594 01:10:52,644 --> 01:10:53,695 You don't have much time. 1595 01:10:59,993 --> 01:11:00,628 - What happened? 1596 01:11:00,828 --> 01:11:01,461 - Nothing. - Where was I? 1597 01:11:01,661 --> 01:11:02,755 Okay, it's time to go to the joystick. 1598 01:11:02,955 --> 01:11:05,170 Oh no, Eugene, I don't think I can do it. 1599 01:11:05,370 --> 01:11:07,253 Come on, Bailey, get up there and do it. 1600 01:11:07,453 --> 01:11:09,336 Come on, it's got a maze, it'll be fun. 1601 01:11:09,536 --> 01:11:10,053 No, man. 1602 01:11:10,253 --> 01:11:11,380 It's the same thing as a maze. 1603 01:11:11,580 --> 01:11:12,098 Go, man. 1604 01:11:12,298 --> 01:11:14,216 That's it, up, now dodge, faster, faster. 1605 01:11:16,676 --> 01:11:17,895 Perfect, go! 1606 01:11:18,095 --> 01:11:19,438 It's just like Super-Pac 1607 01:11:19,638 --> 01:11:21,181 except she's a striptease artist. 1608 01:11:21,381 --> 01:11:21,981 Go! 1609 01:11:22,181 --> 01:11:24,018 Okay, Eugene, it's comin' back. 1610 01:11:24,218 --> 01:11:24,935 Yeah, okay. 1611 01:11:26,728 --> 01:11:28,230 I feel it. - Go, fast, dodge, dodge! 1612 01:11:28,430 --> 01:11:29,648 Dodge, dodge! - Yeah. 1613 01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:35,528 The mo's workin', Eugene. 1614 01:11:35,728 --> 01:11:36,842 Yeah. 1615 01:11:37,042 --> 01:11:37,956 Yeah! 1616 01:11:38,156 --> 01:11:39,866 Yeah, yeah! 1617 01:11:40,066 --> 01:11:40,668 Yeah. 1618 01:11:40,868 --> 01:11:41,668 Okay, Eugene. 1619 01:11:41,868 --> 01:11:43,036 - Got it? - Let's go! 1620 01:11:44,996 --> 01:11:46,956 Yeah, we got it! 1621 01:11:47,156 --> 01:11:49,085 Go, go! 1622 01:11:52,421 --> 01:11:53,421 Yeah. - Yeah! 1623 01:11:54,298 --> 01:11:55,891 - Okay, Eugene. 1624 01:11:56,091 --> 01:11:57,701 All right, Eugene, I got the momentum. 1625 01:11:57,901 --> 01:11:59,511 - The big mo. - The big mo is workin'. 1626 01:11:59,711 --> 01:12:02,390 All right, all right, all right. 1627 01:12:02,590 --> 01:12:03,682 Vidiot, 1628 01:12:03,882 --> 01:12:04,775 I am ready. 1629 01:12:04,975 --> 01:12:07,068 - You had better be. 1630 01:12:07,268 --> 01:12:09,980 Okay, if everyone will, like, just bag the noise, okay? 1631 01:12:10,180 --> 01:12:11,531 Like we can do this. 1632 01:12:11,731 --> 01:12:13,608 Okay, players on their marks, 1633 01:12:13,808 --> 01:12:14,984 get set, 1634 01:12:15,184 --> 01:12:16,361 start game! 1635 01:12:17,863 --> 01:12:19,740 Come on, come on, Jeff. 1636 01:12:19,940 --> 01:12:20,415 Let's go. 1637 01:12:20,615 --> 01:12:21,333 Come on, come on. 1638 01:12:21,533 --> 01:12:23,961 - Get that power pellet. - Come on. 1639 01:12:24,161 --> 01:12:27,498 Ain't nothin' gonna save you now, Bailey. 1640 01:12:27,698 --> 01:12:28,915 Come on, Jeff, concentrate. 1641 01:12:29,115 --> 01:12:30,425 Big mo, big mo. 1642 01:12:30,625 --> 01:12:31,460 Come on, help me, please. 1643 01:12:31,660 --> 01:12:32,544 Come on. 1644 01:12:32,744 --> 01:12:33,628 On no, no. 1645 01:12:34,505 --> 01:12:35,927 Oh no, this can't be happening. 1646 01:12:36,127 --> 01:12:37,550 This can't be happening. - Jeff! 1647 01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:38,383 - God, what am I doing? 1648 01:12:38,583 --> 01:12:39,176 What am I doing? 1649 01:12:44,806 --> 01:12:46,641 Find Dorfus. 1650 01:12:51,438 --> 01:12:52,698 Oh God, Uncle Joe, 1651 01:12:52,898 --> 01:12:54,566 Uncle Joe's gonna freak. 1652 01:12:54,766 --> 01:12:55,400 Oh God. 1653 01:12:57,903 --> 01:12:59,496 - Max, you know, 1654 01:12:59,696 --> 01:13:01,698 I smell somethin' fishy. 1655 01:13:02,616 --> 01:13:04,335 This shithead's not goin' anywhere. 1656 01:13:04,535 --> 01:13:05,795 Why don't you and me go down to the arcade 1657 01:13:05,995 --> 01:13:08,621 and see if everything's all right with Uncle Joe? 1658 01:13:08,821 --> 01:13:10,581 We'll be right back. 1659 01:13:10,781 --> 01:13:11,591 Oh yeah. 1660 01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:12,626 Put it all on the table. 1661 01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:19,133 And, uh, why is he, why is he comin' after me like that? 1662 01:13:20,425 --> 01:13:21,468 He's a big guy. 1663 01:13:24,596 --> 01:13:26,806 Al, what are you doin'? 1664 01:13:31,728 --> 01:13:32,563 - Oh. 1665 01:13:43,531 --> 01:13:46,368 My prayers have been answered. 1666 01:13:46,568 --> 01:13:47,201 Oh! 1667 01:13:51,956 --> 01:13:53,341 Oh God! 1668 01:13:53,541 --> 01:13:54,543 Oh, take me! 1669 01:13:55,418 --> 01:13:56,670 Take all of me! 1670 01:13:58,005 --> 01:14:00,553 Move it, move it. 1671 01:14:00,753 --> 01:14:03,301 - Man, this is cake. 1672 01:14:03,501 --> 01:14:04,136 - No. 1673 01:14:05,846 --> 01:14:07,180 Jeff, I can't find him anywhere, 1674 01:14:07,380 --> 01:14:07,815 but don't worry, 1675 01:14:08,015 --> 01:14:09,350 just remember the big mo. 1676 01:14:11,351 --> 01:14:12,210 Help. 1677 01:14:12,410 --> 01:14:13,270 Help. 1678 01:14:14,355 --> 01:14:15,172 - Come on. 1679 01:14:15,372 --> 01:14:16,190 Come on. 1680 01:14:19,193 --> 01:14:20,485 Donuts, donuts! 1681 01:14:20,685 --> 01:14:21,453 Gimme 'em! 1682 01:14:21,653 --> 01:14:24,113 Ain't nothin' gonna help you now, Jefferson. 1683 01:14:24,313 --> 01:14:24,947 - That's all right. 1684 01:14:25,147 --> 01:14:25,781 Forget about the past. 1685 01:14:25,981 --> 01:14:26,616 Just concentrate now. 1686 01:14:26,816 --> 01:14:27,450 Do it now. 1687 01:14:29,161 --> 01:14:32,213 ♫ We can get a video high 1688 01:14:32,413 --> 01:14:34,419 ♫ Just keep those quarters comin' 1689 01:14:34,619 --> 01:14:36,626 ♫ We'll play till the day we die 1690 01:14:36,826 --> 01:14:38,148 ♫ 'Cause we are 1691 01:14:38,348 --> 01:14:39,671 ♫ Video video video 1692 01:14:39,871 --> 01:14:41,506 Jeff, the mayor! 1693 01:14:41,706 --> 01:14:43,028 - Oh shit. 1694 01:14:43,228 --> 01:14:44,351 Okay, Eugene, 1695 01:14:44,551 --> 01:14:46,411 you're the new assistant manager. 1696 01:14:46,611 --> 01:14:48,471 I want you to go talk to him, PR him, 1697 01:14:48,671 --> 01:14:49,555 schmooze him. 1698 01:14:49,755 --> 01:14:51,140 - Okay. - Do it. 1699 01:14:51,340 --> 01:14:52,726 ♫ Video vidiots 1700 01:14:54,228 --> 01:14:56,025 ♫ Video video video 1701 01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:57,670 - Mayor Neville, hi. 1702 01:14:57,870 --> 01:14:59,116 I'm Eugene Groebe. 1703 01:14:59,316 --> 01:15:01,818 Uh, the assistant manager here at the establishment. 1704 01:15:02,018 --> 01:15:02,453 - I see. 1705 01:15:02,653 --> 01:15:03,286 - Yeah, can I help you? 1706 01:15:03,486 --> 01:15:04,908 Uh, no, no, thank you, Eugene. 1707 01:15:05,108 --> 01:15:06,331 I just thought I'd come down here 1708 01:15:06,531 --> 01:15:10,251 and have a cordial look around for myself. 1709 01:15:10,451 --> 01:15:12,708 Yes, well, then as a way of making you feel welcome, 1710 01:15:12,908 --> 01:15:15,165 can I present you with some complimentary tokens 1711 01:15:15,365 --> 01:15:16,341 so you can play the games? 1712 01:15:16,541 --> 01:15:18,626 Oh, these games, me play these games? 1713 01:15:18,826 --> 01:15:19,720 No, no, no, no, no. 1714 01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:21,196 I, I don't think so, Eugene. 1715 01:15:21,396 --> 01:15:22,673 - Oh come on, give it a try. 1716 01:15:22,873 --> 01:15:24,215 You're only young once. 1717 01:15:24,415 --> 01:15:25,758 Uh, there, play Gorf. 1718 01:15:25,958 --> 01:15:26,593 It's easy. 1719 01:15:27,678 --> 01:15:28,787 Here's your token. 1720 01:15:28,987 --> 01:15:29,896 Uh, what's that for? 1721 01:15:30,096 --> 01:15:32,098 Well we use those instead of quarters. 1722 01:15:32,298 --> 01:15:34,226 Put it in the slot right there. 1723 01:15:34,426 --> 01:15:35,026 - Uh huh. 1724 01:15:35,226 --> 01:15:36,357 Now what do I do? 1725 01:15:36,557 --> 01:15:37,961 - Oh, press start. 1726 01:15:38,161 --> 01:15:39,365 - Press start. 1727 01:15:39,565 --> 01:15:41,525 And try and not get blasted by these ships. 1728 01:15:41,725 --> 01:15:42,358 - Mm hmm. 1729 01:15:45,570 --> 01:15:46,955 What, what happened? 1730 01:15:47,155 --> 01:15:49,073 - You got blasted by the ships. 1731 01:15:49,273 --> 01:15:51,085 - Oh, I did, did I? 1732 01:15:51,285 --> 01:15:52,623 Well they can't do that to me. 1733 01:15:52,823 --> 01:15:54,161 We'll just see about that. 1734 01:15:54,361 --> 01:15:55,923 Let me try again. 1735 01:15:56,123 --> 01:15:57,211 What do I do, what do I do? 1736 01:15:57,411 --> 01:15:58,300 - Hold on to the joystick there 1737 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,210 and, that's it, and then just dodge. 1738 01:16:00,410 --> 01:16:00,845 Yeah, yeah. 1739 01:16:01,045 --> 01:16:02,838 Now with your index finger, you can shoot. 1740 01:16:03,038 --> 01:16:04,756 And there ya go. 1741 01:16:04,956 --> 01:16:05,840 All right. 1742 01:16:08,676 --> 01:16:11,680 ♫ Video video video 1743 01:16:14,475 --> 01:16:15,566 Come on! 1744 01:16:15,766 --> 01:16:16,601 Come on, Jeff, go, go! - Oh please help me. 1745 01:16:16,801 --> 01:16:18,520 Come on, you can do it. 1746 01:16:19,938 --> 01:16:23,066 What's the matter, Bailey? 1747 01:16:23,266 --> 01:16:23,900 Come on. 1748 01:16:25,318 --> 01:16:26,486 Wait a minute. 1749 01:16:31,491 --> 01:16:33,251 - If, if you'll untie me, 1750 01:16:33,451 --> 01:16:37,205 we can prepare for a marathon experience 1751 01:16:37,405 --> 01:16:39,716 unlike anything you've had before. 1752 01:16:39,916 --> 01:16:43,753 Oh, this is unlike anything I've had before. 1753 01:16:45,255 --> 01:16:46,265 - Yes, yes, but, 1754 01:16:46,465 --> 01:16:47,683 but what I'm talking about 1755 01:16:47,883 --> 01:16:51,136 is your wildest fantasies come to life. 1756 01:16:54,348 --> 01:16:55,648 We'll meet again tonight. 1757 01:16:55,848 --> 01:16:58,167 - Oh! - And I will have other 1758 01:16:58,367 --> 01:17:00,686 young, strong bodies with me. 1759 01:17:01,646 --> 01:17:02,448 - Oh! 1760 01:17:02,648 --> 01:17:04,741 - Yes, and even, even some, 1761 01:17:04,941 --> 01:17:06,860 I know you're not gonna believe this, 1762 01:17:07,060 --> 01:17:08,028 better than I. 1763 01:17:09,613 --> 01:17:10,655 - Better than you? 1764 01:17:10,855 --> 01:17:11,831 - Yes. 1765 01:17:12,031 --> 01:17:13,458 Yes, there, 1766 01:17:13,658 --> 01:17:15,393 there are some out there. 1767 01:17:15,593 --> 01:17:17,737 Few, few, but they're there, 1768 01:17:17,937 --> 01:17:20,081 and they'll be with me tonight. 1769 01:17:25,753 --> 01:17:29,425 ♫ Video video video vidiots 1770 01:17:30,966 --> 01:17:34,471 ♫ Video video video video 1771 01:17:35,513 --> 01:17:37,181 ♫ Video vidiots 1772 01:17:48,735 --> 01:17:50,570 - Arnie, look at that. 1773 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,783 ♫ Some day there won't be 1774 01:17:54,983 --> 01:17:57,368 ♫ Policemen anymore 1775 01:18:02,875 --> 01:18:04,166 - Turn out the lights. 1776 01:18:04,366 --> 01:18:05,251 Party's over. 1777 01:18:06,670 --> 01:18:09,088 You 'bout ready to call it quits there, Bailey boy? 1778 01:18:09,288 --> 01:18:10,860 - It's not over yet, Rutter. 1779 01:18:11,060 --> 01:18:12,633 Come on, Jeff, concentrate. 1780 01:18:14,928 --> 01:18:15,770 - Hey, down to your last man. 1781 01:18:15,970 --> 01:18:18,473 It looks like liquidation time to me. 1782 01:18:18,673 --> 01:18:21,726 Yeah, give that boy a barf bag. 1783 01:18:21,926 --> 01:18:24,980 Oh, the clovers, the clovers! 1784 01:18:25,180 --> 01:18:26,031 Oh, 1600! 1785 01:18:26,231 --> 01:18:28,783 ♫ Video video video vidiots 1786 01:18:28,983 --> 01:18:31,570 Hey, uh, why don't ya face up to it, pal? 1787 01:18:31,770 --> 01:18:32,780 You're a loser. - Come on, Jeff, 1788 01:18:32,980 --> 01:18:33,863 come on! - You can do it, 1789 01:18:34,063 --> 01:18:35,290 you can do it! 1790 01:18:35,490 --> 01:18:37,993 Come on, confidence is the key! 1791 01:18:38,193 --> 01:18:39,085 - Hey, King Vidiot, 1792 01:18:39,285 --> 01:18:40,911 might as well put it to bed, huh? 1793 01:18:41,111 --> 01:18:42,621 You done whupped him royally. 1794 01:18:42,821 --> 01:18:45,458 Royally. 1795 01:18:48,045 --> 01:18:49,755 - Nice, good game, Bailey. - Vidiot's quittin', 1796 01:18:49,955 --> 01:18:51,390 he's stopped playin'. 1797 01:18:51,590 --> 01:18:53,550 Ah, it'll all be over in a second anyway. 1798 01:18:56,553 --> 01:19:00,015 ♫ Video video video video 1799 01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:05,853 Your wife has a lovely bathroom. 1800 01:19:06,053 --> 01:19:06,688 - What? 1801 01:19:08,023 --> 01:19:11,025 - All right. - All right, Dorfus. 1802 01:19:11,225 --> 01:19:12,380 - No, no, wait, Dorfus, 1803 01:19:12,580 --> 01:19:13,536 before you take over, 1804 01:19:13,736 --> 01:19:15,304 there's something you should know. 1805 01:19:15,504 --> 01:19:16,877 The reason Jeff doesn't play games. 1806 01:19:17,077 --> 01:19:18,450 - Oh, you mean about Sandy? - Yeah. 1807 01:19:18,650 --> 01:19:19,083 - So what? 1808 01:19:19,283 --> 01:19:20,451 Well, it's just that I thought you were his friend, 1809 01:19:20,651 --> 01:19:21,128 that's all. 1810 01:19:21,328 --> 01:19:23,288 Come on, you guys, we can discuss this later. 1811 01:19:23,488 --> 01:19:25,019 Now, Dorfus, help, help. 1812 01:19:25,219 --> 01:19:26,550 - I am Jeff's friend, 1813 01:19:26,750 --> 01:19:29,168 but don't you want me to save the arcade? 1814 01:19:29,368 --> 01:19:30,220 Of course I do, but I just think 1815 01:19:30,420 --> 01:19:32,088 it's more important that we make Jeff face 1816 01:19:32,288 --> 01:19:32,848 his problems. 1817 01:19:33,048 --> 01:19:33,973 If you take over now, 1818 01:19:34,173 --> 01:19:35,976 he may be scarred for life. 1819 01:19:36,176 --> 01:19:38,720 Dorfus, he's got to do it himself. 1820 01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:40,596 - Eugene, not now, please. 1821 01:19:44,893 --> 01:19:46,820 - Jeff, Eugene's right. 1822 01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:49,606 You, you, you, you gotta face up to this. 1823 01:19:49,806 --> 01:19:51,106 You gotta quit hidin' from this. 1824 01:19:51,306 --> 01:19:53,068 I know you can do it, man. 1825 01:19:53,268 --> 01:19:54,995 Go for it, come on. 1826 01:19:55,195 --> 01:19:57,071 - Go for it, Jeff. - Go for it, Jeff! 1827 01:19:57,271 --> 01:19:58,740 - All right! - Go! 1828 01:19:58,940 --> 01:20:00,220 ♫ Keen eyes 1829 01:20:00,420 --> 01:20:01,649 ♫ Quick hands 1830 01:20:01,849 --> 01:20:02,878 ♫ Energize 1831 01:20:03,078 --> 01:20:04,625 ♫ My soul again 1832 01:20:04,825 --> 01:20:06,173 ♫ Gonna see 1833 01:20:06,373 --> 01:20:08,133 ♫ My name in lights 1834 01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:11,753 ♫ Playing with my joystick 1835 01:20:11,953 --> 01:20:13,359 ♫ Wiggle left 1836 01:20:13,559 --> 01:20:14,765 ♫ Jerk it right 1837 01:20:14,965 --> 01:20:18,176 ♫ Zappin' everything in sight 1838 01:20:18,376 --> 01:20:19,823 ♫ Shoot fast 1839 01:20:20,023 --> 01:20:22,378 ♫ Shoot straight 1840 01:20:22,578 --> 01:20:24,933 ♫ Video to the max 1841 01:20:25,133 --> 01:20:26,476 ♫ One down 1842 01:20:26,676 --> 01:20:27,685 ♫ Two to go 1843 01:20:27,885 --> 01:20:28,895 ♫ Can't stop 1844 01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:31,856 No, there's no way he's gonna catch up. 1845 01:20:32,056 --> 01:20:32,908 No way, no way! 1846 01:20:33,108 --> 01:20:34,660 One, one mistake and he's dead. 1847 01:20:34,860 --> 01:20:36,245 Why'd you cut off your last minute for? 1848 01:20:36,445 --> 01:20:38,655 You never do that till you've definitely won! 1849 01:20:38,855 --> 01:20:40,698 - You told me to! - I did not, 1850 01:20:40,898 --> 01:20:41,500 it's your fault! 1851 01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:43,868 You're supposed to be the expert! 1852 01:20:44,068 --> 01:20:45,911 - No, wait. - Oh God! 1853 01:20:46,111 --> 01:20:47,088 - No, wait! 1854 01:20:47,288 --> 01:20:50,166 Does that mean I don't get my own video game? 1855 01:20:50,366 --> 01:20:51,000 Oh no! 1856 01:20:52,085 --> 01:20:52,920 No! 1857 01:20:54,128 --> 01:20:55,421 This is a violation, it's wrong, 1858 01:20:55,621 --> 01:20:56,381 he, he's cheating! 1859 01:21:00,301 --> 01:21:00,935 ♫ One down 1860 01:21:01,135 --> 01:21:02,436 You two. - Hi, Uncle Joe, 1861 01:21:02,636 --> 01:21:04,263 how's it hangin'? - Everything's under control, 1862 01:21:04,463 --> 01:21:06,308 Uncle Joesph, don't worry. 1863 01:21:06,508 --> 01:21:07,150 - Neville? 1864 01:21:07,350 --> 01:21:09,895 Neville, you gonna allow this video madness to go on? 1865 01:21:10,095 --> 01:21:11,500 - Oh, I've run out of tokens! 1866 01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:12,906 Uh, Rutter, give me a token. 1867 01:21:13,106 --> 01:21:14,481 Never, this place is a health menace. 1868 01:21:14,681 --> 01:21:15,575 I've got photographic proof 1869 01:21:15,775 --> 01:21:18,820 of violent health ordinance violations. 1870 01:21:19,020 --> 01:21:20,621 Oh blow it out your ass, Rutter! 1871 01:21:20,821 --> 01:21:22,958 This is a great place, really a great place. 1872 01:21:23,158 --> 01:21:25,035 Listen, are you gonna get me a token or aren't ya? 1873 01:21:27,203 --> 01:21:28,083 ♫ Video 1874 01:21:28,283 --> 01:21:28,963 ♫ Joystick 1875 01:21:29,163 --> 01:21:30,248 ♫ I need another quarter 1876 01:21:30,448 --> 01:21:31,249 ♫ Video 1877 01:21:31,449 --> 01:21:32,050 ♫ Joystick 1878 01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:33,668 ♫ Please let me have a quarter 1879 01:21:33,868 --> 01:21:34,627 ♫ Video 1880 01:21:34,827 --> 01:21:35,386 ♫ Joystick 1881 01:21:35,586 --> 01:21:38,176 ♫ I've got to have a quarter 1882 01:21:38,376 --> 01:21:40,966 ♫ Totally awesome video games 1883 01:21:41,166 --> 01:21:41,988 Yeah! 1884 01:21:42,188 --> 01:21:43,011 Yeah! 1885 01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:48,933 Yeah, we did it! 1886 01:21:55,398 --> 01:21:56,031 - This all your fault. 1887 01:21:56,231 --> 01:21:58,693 It's y'all's fault, not mine. 1888 01:21:58,893 --> 01:21:59,368 My God! 1889 01:21:59,568 --> 01:22:00,403 I can't believe this! - Miss Rutter, 1890 01:22:00,603 --> 01:22:01,529 do you have a token? 1891 01:22:01,729 --> 01:22:02,455 Oh, bless you, my dear. 1892 01:22:02,655 --> 01:22:04,285 Is this my daddy, Mr. Rutter, 1893 01:22:04,485 --> 01:22:05,916 chief video arcade destroyer 1894 01:22:06,116 --> 01:22:09,705 of the city spazzing out like a gel-brain motz-a-ron-day? 1895 01:22:09,905 --> 01:22:11,581 Does this mean we don't get the video machines 1896 01:22:11,781 --> 01:22:12,548 for the den? 1897 01:22:12,748 --> 01:22:14,333 Why can't my daddy be like everybody else's 1898 01:22:14,533 --> 01:22:16,878 and stay home and BBQ? 1899 01:22:17,078 --> 01:22:18,013 - Nuts! 1900 01:22:18,213 --> 01:22:19,969 I have not yet begun to fight! 1901 01:22:20,169 --> 01:22:21,925 I think Uncle Joseph's mad! 1902 01:22:27,013 --> 01:22:27,856 - All right, all right. 1903 01:22:28,056 --> 01:22:30,183 Everybody, all the tokens are on the house. 1904 01:22:30,383 --> 01:22:32,268 Eugene, get 'em all free tokens! 1905 01:22:41,276 --> 01:22:42,120 - Jeff. 1906 01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:44,121 - Grandpa George! 1907 01:22:44,321 --> 01:22:45,702 - Jeff. - You're back. 1908 01:22:45,902 --> 01:22:47,118 Oh, Grandpa, you missed it. 1909 01:22:47,318 --> 01:22:48,335 I was able to play again. 1910 01:22:48,535 --> 01:22:51,413 It was so great. - Oh, that's wonderful, Jeff. 1911 01:22:51,613 --> 01:22:52,421 That's wonderful. 1912 01:22:52,621 --> 01:22:54,732 And I've got more wonderful news for ya. 1913 01:22:54,932 --> 01:22:57,043 I've been lookin' for a friend of yours, 1914 01:22:57,243 --> 01:22:58,378 and I found her. 1915 01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:01,715 - Sandy. 1916 01:23:11,223 --> 01:23:15,061 Oh, young people should be together, don't you think? 1917 01:23:15,261 --> 01:23:17,855 Oh, yes, sir, I, ooh. 1918 01:23:18,055 --> 01:23:18,490 Hi. 1919 01:23:18,690 --> 01:23:21,066 Dorfus, you tell your young friend here 1920 01:23:21,266 --> 01:23:23,903 that this here lass belongs to me. 1921 01:23:25,571 --> 01:23:27,456 But, Grandpa George, you see, 1922 01:23:27,656 --> 01:23:30,451 Eugene's got a, a special kind of problem. 1923 01:23:30,651 --> 01:23:32,295 - Oh, hell, that's obvious. 1924 01:23:32,495 --> 01:23:35,081 Somebody gotta get this boy laid! 1925 01:23:39,795 --> 01:23:41,630 - Oh, this is the way. 1926 01:23:44,966 --> 01:23:47,936 Okay, Eugene, you're on your own. 1927 01:23:48,136 --> 01:23:49,478 Aren't you guys gonna come in with me? 1928 01:23:49,678 --> 01:23:51,601 No, it's best if you experience it yourself. 1929 01:23:51,801 --> 01:23:53,725 It'll have more meaning for ya that way, Eugene. 1930 01:23:56,018 --> 01:23:57,274 Go get 'em. 1931 01:23:57,474 --> 01:23:58,530 - Psych up. 1932 01:23:58,730 --> 01:24:00,148 Ride 'em, cowboy. 1933 01:24:03,735 --> 01:24:04,568 - Hi. 1934 01:24:07,655 --> 01:24:10,366 - Hello there, big boy. 1935 01:24:10,566 --> 01:24:11,125 - Mrs. Rutter. 1936 01:24:11,325 --> 01:24:13,161 Um, I'm Eugene Groebe. 1937 01:24:14,830 --> 01:24:18,250 And, um, I'd like you to meet Simba. 1938 01:24:21,085 --> 01:24:22,511 What do you wanna do? 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