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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,339 --> 00:00:47,510 At the age of five and already a highly unusual person, 2 00:00:47,718 --> 00:00:51,973 Buckaroo Banzai makes a movie of his own tiny feet. 3 00:00:52,223 --> 00:00:56,894 Location is the American Southwest, the year 1954. 4 00:00:58,688 --> 00:01:01,607 Young Buckaroo finds himself in the company 5 00:01:01,691 --> 00:01:04,569 of an eccentric group of particle physicists, 6 00:01:04,652 --> 00:01:07,029 headed by maverick professor, Toichi Okida, 7 00:01:07,113 --> 00:01:09,949 seen here taking the camera from the precocious child 8 00:01:10,032 --> 00:01:12,159 and scooting him over to his parents, 9 00:01:12,243 --> 00:01:15,871 Dr. Masada Banzai, preeminent Japanese quantum theorist, 10 00:01:15,955 --> 00:01:21,377 and Dr. Sandra Banzai, Texas-born pioneer in negative mass propulsion. 11 00:01:21,460 --> 00:01:26,591 In honour to the great American West, it is Dr. Banzai 12 00:01:26,674 --> 00:01:31,178 who insists that his son bear the unlikely given name of Buckaroo, 13 00:01:31,262 --> 00:01:34,015 a tribute to his adopted homeland. 14 00:01:34,265 --> 00:01:40,563 Thus the boy celebrates his fifth birthday, at a most deceptively peaceful time, 15 00:01:40,646 --> 00:01:43,441 as the advent of Soviet nuclear capability 16 00:01:43,524 --> 00:01:46,193 ushers in a dangerous new phase of the Cold War, 17 00:01:46,277 --> 00:01:50,031 Buckaroo seems content to enjoy what all children most require: 18 00:01:50,114 --> 00:01:52,867 a pair of loving parents. 19 00:01:53,034 --> 00:01:56,871 Electro-magnetic particle acceleration. 20 00:01:56,954 --> 00:02:00,666 In 1954, a highly unpredictable phenomenon. 21 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:04,128 Professor Akida, encouraged by President Eisenhower, 22 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:07,923 assembles a team of crack scientists at the Texas School of Minds. 23 00:02:08,007 --> 00:02:11,927 Their daring objective: to prove that man can indeed 24 00:02:12,011 --> 00:02:14,263 pass unharmed through solid matter. 25 00:02:15,598 --> 00:02:19,268 Dr Banzai is joined in the cockpit of his highly theoretical 26 00:02:19,352 --> 00:02:24,148 and virtually home-made gravity catapult, by the fastest man on earth, 27 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:27,818 British racecar driver George Campbell. 28 00:02:29,695 --> 00:02:34,200 But it is not speed alone that will do the job today. 29 00:02:34,533 --> 00:02:42,041 This is the secret ingredient: a radically redesigned oscillation overthruster. 30 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:45,670 Buckaroo, understanding little of what his parents are doing, 31 00:02:45,753 --> 00:02:49,507 becomes an eyewitness to history. 32 00:02:50,966 --> 00:02:57,098 A sudden precipitious rise in cabin pressure signals the beginning of the end. 33 00:02:59,475 --> 00:03:02,687 The origins of this mysterious malfunction 34 00:03:02,812 --> 00:03:08,150 are later trace to a crude incendiary device, planted under Dr. Banzai's seat. 35 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:13,406 By none other than the infamous Hanoi Xan. 36 00:03:42,226 --> 00:03:45,521 Having trouble verifying mass acceleration. 37 00:03:45,646 --> 00:03:49,859 Team Banzai rotational supervisor, please confirm. 38 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:55,448 I want an electromagnetic fuel reading. 39 00:03:57,283 --> 00:04:01,912 We are T minus seven zero and holding. 40 00:04:02,037 --> 00:04:06,167 Antigravity inertia reversal crosscheck. 41 00:04:08,252 --> 00:04:11,213 Can we have a photographic printout to the bunker? 42 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,549 T minus six zero three and holding. 43 00:04:14,049 --> 00:04:16,385 Phaser positive. Latch compressor. 44 00:04:16,969 --> 00:04:20,848 Multistage axial compressor... latched. 45 00:04:20,973 --> 00:04:25,227 Fuel pressure... 1800 torrs. 46 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:31,150 Commence pullback to the launch sequence. Clear the launch. 47 00:04:33,819 --> 00:04:36,947 Specific density is 2.5. Over. 48 00:04:37,072 --> 00:04:40,367 You're kidding. He's still at the hospital? 49 00:04:41,535 --> 00:04:44,079 Banzai hasn't showed yet, Mr Secretary. 50 00:04:44,205 --> 00:04:47,041 Looks like he's got cold feet. 51 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:50,753 Well, better go see what's keeping the boss, Reno. 52 00:04:50,878 --> 00:04:53,339 Why me? 53 00:04:53,464 --> 00:04:55,216 Cos I'm busy. 54 00:04:57,092 --> 00:04:58,928 May I have the curved Yasargil? 55 00:04:59,053 --> 00:05:01,388 It's not here, Dr Banzai. 56 00:05:01,514 --> 00:05:04,016 Ah, let me have the straight one then. 57 00:05:04,141 --> 00:05:06,435 This is where it looked like a problem. 58 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:10,814 I wanted to sacrifice the precentral vein in order to get some exposure. 59 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:14,276 Because of his normal variation, I got excited and didn't know 60 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:18,030 if it was the precentral vein or an internal vein or the Vein of Galen 61 00:05:18,155 --> 00:05:22,284 or the Basilar vein of Rosenthal, so I was ready to say "Let's get out". 62 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:25,454 See, you can check your anatomy all you want, 63 00:05:25,579 --> 00:05:28,249 and even though there may be normal variation, 64 00:05:28,374 --> 00:05:31,210 this far inside the head, it all looks the same. 65 00:05:31,335 --> 00:05:34,463 Don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to. 66 00:05:38,092 --> 00:05:41,428 This is control. 02 vents are closed. Looks good. 67 00:05:41,929 --> 00:05:45,391 Dr Banzai is using the laser to vaporise a pineal tumour 68 00:05:45,516 --> 00:05:48,185 without damaging the quadrigeminal plate. 69 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:51,230 Subcutaneous microphone'll allow the patient to transmit 70 00:05:51,355 --> 00:05:53,899 verbal instructions to his own brain. 71 00:05:54,024 --> 00:05:58,779 - Like "Raise my left arm"? - Or "Throw the harpoon". 72 00:05:58,904 --> 00:06:01,949 People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo. 73 00:06:02,866 --> 00:06:06,203 You ever thought about joining me full time? 74 00:06:06,328 --> 00:06:08,414 What do you mean? Do you have an opening? 75 00:06:08,539 --> 00:06:12,418 Uh-huh. Can you sing? 76 00:06:12,543 --> 00:06:15,170 A little. Yeah. I can dance. 77 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:16,964 Hey, it's Buckaroo! 78 00:06:17,089 --> 00:06:20,175 We have Buckaroo descending. 79 00:06:20,301 --> 00:06:26,140 Inertial control positive. T minus five four five. Resume counting. 80 00:06:26,265 --> 00:06:27,933 Hey, hey, Rawhide! 81 00:06:28,058 --> 00:06:32,062 All systems righteous. Professor Hikita says we have a go. 82 00:06:42,281 --> 00:06:47,036 I'm teeing off in an hour and a half. What's this jalopy supposed to do? 83 00:06:47,161 --> 00:06:50,831 - 500 miles an hour, General. - Senator, you're so gullible. 84 00:06:55,961 --> 00:07:00,424 Please clear the launch grid. Please clear the launch grid. 85 00:07:04,219 --> 00:07:07,640 HB 88, this is control. Driver's door check secure. 86 00:07:08,057 --> 00:07:11,727 - B, C, D, E... - Clear the area! 87 00:07:14,355 --> 00:07:17,941 Control, this is HB 88. Commander's voice check. Over. 88 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:20,319 Roger, HB 88. Read you. Out. 89 00:07:20,444 --> 00:07:24,198 Control, this is HB 88. Event timer started. Over. 90 00:07:24,323 --> 00:07:27,868 HB 88, this is control. APU start is go. 91 00:07:27,993 --> 00:07:30,412 You are on your on-board computer. Over. 92 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:31,914 Roger, I copy. 93 00:07:32,039 --> 00:07:37,002 - Altimeters? Compasses? - Set and crosschecked. 94 00:07:39,296 --> 00:07:42,174 - Reserve brake system two? - Closed and guarded. 95 00:07:42,299 --> 00:07:44,051 - Gear handle? - Down and in. 96 00:07:44,176 --> 00:07:46,428 - Throttles? Start levers? - Closed, off. 97 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:49,932 - Number four electric hydraulic pump? - On and checked. 98 00:07:50,057 --> 00:07:51,850 - Parking brake? - Set. 99 00:07:51,975 --> 00:07:55,437 - Radios, radar and transponder? - Set and stand by. 100 00:08:01,276 --> 00:08:05,197 HB 88, this is control. IMU alignment in progress. 101 00:08:05,322 --> 00:08:08,075 We show 28 degrees, 36 minutes. 102 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:13,706 30.32 seconds north... by 80 degrees, 36 minutes. 103 00:08:13,831 --> 00:08:17,710 - 14.8 seconds west. - Synchro is aligned. 104 00:08:17,835 --> 00:08:21,839 HB 88, this is control. Ground crew secure. Over. 105 00:08:47,448 --> 00:08:51,618 - INS RAM coordinates? - Form one, fuel ticket? 106 00:08:51,744 --> 00:08:54,830 - On board. - Circuit breakers? 107 00:08:54,955 --> 00:08:58,584 Point of no return. Five, four, three... 108 00:08:58,709 --> 00:09:01,795 - We have main engine start. Two, one. 109 00:09:12,473 --> 00:09:14,892 Electronuclear carburation seems fine. 110 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:22,566 He's fast. I'll give Banzai that. But one heat-seeking missile and he's history. 111 00:09:22,691 --> 00:09:26,320 This is control. APU start is go. 112 00:09:26,445 --> 00:09:30,240 You're on your on-board computer. Over. 113 00:09:30,365 --> 00:09:35,120 They are reading you on the localiser downrange. Looks good. Over. 114 00:09:35,245 --> 00:09:37,331 HB 88, this is control. 115 00:09:37,456 --> 00:09:42,085 Speed steady at 317 nautical. 400 and accelerating! 116 00:09:44,171 --> 00:09:47,633 Horizontal velocity is expanding. Over. 117 00:09:51,595 --> 00:09:54,181 - Four... three... - Here he comes! 118 00:09:54,306 --> 00:09:57,226 Two... one. 119 00:09:57,351 --> 00:09:59,978 - Where's he going? - Yeah! 120 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:04,942 He is off course. This is Chase One. Over. 121 00:10:05,067 --> 00:10:06,860 He has broken trajectory... 122 00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:11,114 50 cylinder. There is an immediate fire hazard. Do you read? 123 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:13,200 - Roger. - Do you read? 124 00:10:13,325 --> 00:10:17,246 Advise you abort. Over. Repeat: Advise you cancel phase two! 125 00:10:17,371 --> 00:10:21,083 - What the hell's phase two? - That's a big no-can-do. 126 00:10:24,628 --> 00:10:28,048 Buckaroo, are you decompressing? Over. 127 00:10:28,924 --> 00:10:32,094 He's broken the sound barrier! Mach 1.3. 128 00:10:32,219 --> 00:10:36,557 Buckaroo, do you read? Commence braking procedure. Over. 129 00:10:36,682 --> 00:10:39,059 Just be cool. She'll hold. 130 00:10:40,394 --> 00:10:43,355 Axis and pneumatic pressure negative. 131 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,816 We are looking at 500 degrees... 132 00:10:45,941 --> 00:10:49,653 We are in pursuit. He is gaining. Over. 133 00:10:49,778 --> 00:10:52,197 He's headed for the mountains! 134 00:10:52,322 --> 00:10:53,866 Eject, Buckaroo! Eject! 135 00:10:56,243 --> 00:11:01,623 HB 88, do you read? Do you read? Over. This is control. Do you read? 136 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:05,586 Unsafe levels of... 137 00:11:06,378 --> 00:11:10,090 Standby recirculation has been activated. 138 00:11:11,967 --> 00:11:14,970 HB 88, this is control. Do you... 139 00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:22,853 Hotel Brava 8-8, do you read? Do you read? Over. 140 00:11:23,812 --> 00:11:28,150 - What is going on? - It's off my scope. 141 00:11:36,575 --> 00:11:40,579 This is Chase One. We got his tracks. They go up to a wall of rock. 142 00:11:40,704 --> 00:11:42,205 Holy shit! 143 00:12:14,947 --> 00:12:20,035 This is Chase Two. Chase Two. We see him. We see him. 144 00:12:20,619 --> 00:12:23,914 We have him. Chase Two reports a visual 100 miles off course. 145 00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:25,039 Banzai! 146 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:30,212 He's gone through the mountain. 147 00:12:30,337 --> 00:12:32,589 It has deployed there. 148 00:12:34,716 --> 00:12:38,512 There is a minimal disturbance in the electromagnetic field. 149 00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:41,556 Antigravity inertia is normal. 150 00:12:41,682 --> 00:12:45,268 Mass acceleration is diminishing. Over. 151 00:12:45,394 --> 00:12:47,020 He is OK. 152 00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:51,692 The vehicle is hot, but we are showing no radioactivity. Over. 153 00:12:51,817 --> 00:12:56,780 HB 88, this is control. We see you. Welcome home. Over. 154 00:12:56,905 --> 00:13:00,325 We show electrical-field aberrations on the windshield. 155 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:05,872 We are getting a localised vibration of the drive train and a minor oil leak. 156 00:13:05,998 --> 00:13:08,917 Buckaroo, can you verify operational capability? 157 00:13:15,298 --> 00:13:16,675 HB 88, this is control. 158 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:20,095 We are reading an electrical field aberration of 993 159 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:24,307 on your windshield, static and fracture. Can you confirm? Over. 160 00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:38,280 HB 88, this is control. Do you hear me? Over. 161 00:13:38,405 --> 00:13:44,327 We are getting localised vibration on your drive shaft. Can you verify? Over. 162 00:13:54,463 --> 00:14:00,010 HB 88, a retrieval vehicle will rendezvous in ten minutes. Over. 163 00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:14,816 Well, there it is, tyre tracks right up to a wall of rock. 164 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:18,570 Perfect Tommy, Rawhide, Reno - 165 00:14:18,695 --> 00:14:23,575 cute guys of the Hong Kong Cavaliers, Buckaroo's most trusted inner circle. 166 00:14:24,618 --> 00:14:28,580 Could you elaborate on that device, I believe, dubbed the "oscillator"... 167 00:14:28,705 --> 00:14:32,209 - Oscillation overthruster. - Hikita! 168 00:14:32,334 --> 00:14:36,213 - Thank you, Allison. - That dirty little Asian critter! 169 00:14:40,342 --> 00:14:45,764 Tranquillisers are being dispensed to all patients between 10 and 1 I am, 170 00:14:45,889 --> 00:14:49,392 Tuesday, Friday and Wednesday. 171 00:14:57,025 --> 00:15:01,154 The sound barrier crumbles, and then the dimension barrier. 172 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:07,744 /t was, Buckaroo Banzai said, exactly like Professor Hikita had glimpsed in 1938 173 00:15:07,869 --> 00:15:13,542 through the overthruster he and Dr Emilio Lizardo put together from spare parts 174 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:16,002 in a laboratory at Princeton. 175 00:15:16,128 --> 00:15:21,133 1938. Can you imagine what it must have been like then? 176 00:15:21,258 --> 00:15:24,719 Then... then... then... then... 177 00:15:32,727 --> 00:15:35,105 Molto grazie, Dr Lizardo. 178 00:15:35,856 --> 00:15:40,193 Almost ready, Dr Lizardo! Almost. 179 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,218 Electromagnets, they are charging. 180 00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:07,929 Catapult, she's wired! 181 00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:12,517 No. Not yet. No! 182 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:15,312 Whoo! 183 00:16:16,229 --> 00:16:18,732 No, not yet! Not yet! I'm not ready! 184 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,173 He did not go through the wall! 185 00:16:49,554 --> 00:16:51,681 Holy Toledo! 186 00:16:56,519 --> 00:16:59,356 - Facile. Sotto, dottor. 187 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,035 Emilio? 188 00:17:31,805 --> 00:17:34,557 Asked what he saw, asked where he went, 189 00:17:34,683 --> 00:17:40,230 Dr Banzai replied "Vast chasms of hissing swamp, spurts of flame, 190 00:17:40,355 --> 00:17:43,692 huge thunderclaps and gurgling rock formations." 191 00:17:44,901 --> 00:17:49,364 Lithium is no longer available on credit. 192 00:17:53,285 --> 00:17:55,912 G-sub-E... 193 00:17:56,037 --> 00:18:00,875 Gesú Cristo, make the ganglia twitch! We're home free. 194 00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:07,048 Home... home is where you wear your hat. 195 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:11,511 I feel so break up, I want to go home! 196 00:18:11,636 --> 00:18:16,057 Hello, Doc. Who are we today? Albert Einstein? 197 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:19,185 No. Lord John Whorfin. 198 00:18:19,311 --> 00:18:23,189 If there's one thing I hate, it's to be mistaken for somebody else. 199 00:18:23,315 --> 00:18:28,486 Cheer up, Lizardo. It's Friday. I got a care package from your yo-yo friends. 200 00:18:29,154 --> 00:18:32,198 Hey, Signore... 201 00:18:32,324 --> 00:18:34,617 grazie tanto. 202 00:18:34,743 --> 00:18:36,703 Thanks, Doc. 203 00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:39,998 I come for your TV. You've been using too much juice. 204 00:18:40,123 --> 00:18:43,126 Another 10,000 kilowatts again this month. 205 00:18:43,251 --> 00:18:46,421 It beats me how an old homicidal loony can use that much power. 206 00:18:46,546 --> 00:18:49,424 Go on, take it! I don't need it! 207 00:18:49,549 --> 00:18:55,221 Tomorrow I'm goin' home with my overthruster. 208 00:18:58,016 --> 00:19:00,143 That's terrific, Doc. 209 00:19:00,268 --> 00:19:03,480 I'll make sure you get an early wake-up call. 210 00:19:05,607 --> 00:19:08,860 Laugh while you can, monkey boy. 211 00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:23,291 Buckaroo, I've done a spectrographic analysis 212 00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:27,587 on the specimen you pulled off the jet car drive shaft. 213 00:19:28,671 --> 00:19:30,551 Rawhide, you're keen on bugs, what do you think? 214 00:19:30,632 --> 00:19:32,842 I don't care if you walked through a mountain in Texas. 215 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:37,806 This is New Jersey, and when you play my joint, you're just another act. 216 00:19:37,931 --> 00:19:42,727 - I want some music out of you. - You want it, Artie? You got it. 217 00:19:46,898 --> 00:19:47,982 Let's rock and roll! 218 00:19:53,029 --> 00:19:57,242 Ladies and gentlemen, Artie's Artery is proud to present for a single night only, 219 00:19:57,367 --> 00:20:01,121 New Brunswick's own, the one, the only, the amazing... 220 00:20:01,246 --> 00:20:05,166 Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers! 221 00:21:16,196 --> 00:21:18,156 Excuse me. 222 00:21:19,991 --> 00:21:23,244 Excuse me, is someone out there not having a good time? 223 00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:25,371 No! 224 00:21:27,540 --> 00:21:29,959 Is somebody... 225 00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:32,462 is somebody crying... 226 00:21:32,587 --> 00:21:34,881 out there in the darkness? 227 00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:37,675 Somebody crying? 228 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:41,221 Over here. I'm sorry. 229 00:21:42,347 --> 00:21:48,228 Um, could we get... could we get her a mike and a spotlight? 230 00:21:48,353 --> 00:21:51,189 Tommy, could we run her a mike? 231 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:56,569 - What, are you serious? - Yeah, run her over a mike. 232 00:21:59,447 --> 00:22:01,783 What's your name? 233 00:22:01,908 --> 00:22:04,035 - Who cares? - Right! 234 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,579 Well, I care. What's your name? 235 00:22:11,376 --> 00:22:13,878 - Penny. - Did you say Peggy? 236 00:22:15,171 --> 00:22:17,966 No. My name's Penny. Penny Priddy. 237 00:22:20,176 --> 00:22:22,971 That doesn't matter. It's not important. 238 00:22:23,763 --> 00:22:29,727 I just... I just sponged up a little too much Vat 69, that's all. 239 00:22:30,770 --> 00:22:34,107 I'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town, 240 00:22:34,232 --> 00:22:36,609 and they wouldn't take my luggage in hock. 241 00:22:36,734 --> 00:22:39,279 I lost my room at the Y this morning. 242 00:22:43,366 --> 00:22:45,410 But it's cool. 243 00:22:45,535 --> 00:22:49,038 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, now. 244 00:22:49,163 --> 00:22:51,499 Don't be mean. 245 00:22:51,624 --> 00:22:55,837 We don't have to be mean, cos, remember... 246 00:22:56,504 --> 00:23:01,259 no matter where you go... there you are. 247 00:23:18,985 --> 00:23:24,449 - I'm gonna sing this song for you, Peggy. - No, Penny! Who cares? 248 00:23:29,912 --> 00:23:32,582 I 249 00:23:32,707 --> 00:23:37,670 Don't have plans and schemes 250 00:23:37,795 --> 00:23:40,423 And I 251 00:23:40,548 --> 00:23:45,428 Don't have hopes and dreams 252 00:23:45,553 --> 00:23:47,722 I 253 00:23:47,847 --> 00:23:52,352 Don't have anything 254 00:23:52,477 --> 00:23:54,187 - This is weird. - Sure is. 255 00:23:54,312 --> 00:23:59,692 Since I don't have you 256 00:24:01,194 --> 00:24:03,988 - Yeah, I - Who's the girl? 257 00:24:04,113 --> 00:24:09,118 Don't have fond desires 258 00:24:09,243 --> 00:24:11,788 I 259 00:24:11,913 --> 00:24:16,709 Don't have happy hours 260 00:24:16,834 --> 00:24:19,295 I 261 00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:24,008 Don't have anything 262 00:24:30,765 --> 00:24:35,311 - Get her outta here now! Let's go! - Let me go! Let me go, you freaks! 263 00:24:35,436 --> 00:24:39,357 - Wait. Wait a minute. Wait. - Kill that spot. Kill it! 264 00:24:43,986 --> 00:24:48,741 Festive briefing by the Banzai Institute. Tomorrow... 265 00:24:49,617 --> 00:24:51,703 Where you going, Doc? The moon? 266 00:24:51,828 --> 00:24:55,206 - No, no. Planet Ten. - Planet Ten. Why, pray tell? 267 00:24:55,331 --> 00:24:57,333 - Operator? - Doc, put down the phone. 268 00:24:57,458 --> 00:25:02,255 Operator? I wanna make a call to a Mr John Bigbooty 269 00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:07,760 at Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems over in Grover's Mill. 270 00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:11,472 And you tell him that it's John Whorfin calling. 271 00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:14,976 That's W-H-O-R-F-I-N. You got that, honey? 272 00:25:15,101 --> 00:25:18,938 - John. J-O-H-N. - This better be collect, Doc. 273 00:25:25,695 --> 00:25:31,534 Bigbooty? Of course it's me, you fool! Who do you think? 274 00:25:31,659 --> 00:25:34,120 The time has come, Bigbooty. 275 00:25:34,245 --> 00:25:36,622 Prepare for my return. 276 00:25:37,999 --> 00:25:40,752 Well, haven't you heard? Don't you watch TV? 277 00:25:40,877 --> 00:25:46,674 Banzai and Hikita have done it. They have opened the window! 278 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:51,971 Si. Si. So meet me at the factory. 279 00:25:52,096 --> 00:25:55,183 And get their overthruster. 280 00:25:55,308 --> 00:25:57,268 And Hikita, too. 281 00:25:57,393 --> 00:25:59,729 Sure. Alive. 282 00:25:59,854 --> 00:26:04,484 No, no, don't worry about me. I'll get my own ride. 283 00:26:12,492 --> 00:26:17,538 Evil will not prevail. That was... 284 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:23,503 Arrivederci, Jersey 285 00:26:23,628 --> 00:26:26,881 Goodbye, goodbye to her 286 00:26:32,887 --> 00:26:36,766 - It's the spittin' image. - Doesn't look like her. 287 00:26:36,891 --> 00:26:38,726 Pictures don't lie. 288 00:26:38,851 --> 00:26:43,022 Hell they don't. Met my first wife that way. 289 00:26:43,856 --> 00:26:47,860 It's Peggy to these eyes. It's the same nose. Same hair. 290 00:26:47,985 --> 00:26:50,863 Buckaroo has to think so too or else he wouldn't be ready 291 00:26:50,988 --> 00:26:53,241 to make a fool of himself. 292 00:26:58,830 --> 00:27:02,500 Just hot off the World Watch Wire. Thought you'd wanna be notified. 293 00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:05,503 Remember that old Italian pal of the professor's? 294 00:27:05,628 --> 00:27:07,213 - Emilio Lizardo. - Yeah. 295 00:27:07,338 --> 00:27:11,425 He kills a guard, breaks out of Trenton Home for the Criminally Insane. 296 00:27:11,551 --> 00:27:15,179 Ten minutes later, he cops a Maserati Bora. Totalled it a block away. 297 00:27:15,304 --> 00:27:16,514 Holy moly. 298 00:27:16,639 --> 00:27:20,101 - Maserati Bora. - Mm-hm. That ain't all. 299 00:27:20,893 --> 00:27:23,145 He's vanished. Thin air. 300 00:27:23,271 --> 00:27:28,901 - Dr Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once? - You're thinking of Mr Wizard. 301 00:27:29,026 --> 00:27:32,113 This guy's a top scientist, dummkopf. 302 00:27:32,238 --> 00:27:37,451 - So was Mr Wizard. - Dr Emilio Lizardo is a raving lunatic. 303 00:27:37,577 --> 00:27:41,622 A vicious psychopath. Just as soon kill you as go fishin'. 304 00:27:46,586 --> 00:27:48,754 Buckaroo, look at this. 305 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:52,967 Grossly-abnormal high-altitude electrostatic disturbance 306 00:27:53,092 --> 00:27:56,470 - moving down over Connecticut. - From the jet car, do you think? 307 00:27:56,596 --> 00:27:59,557 No, not from the jet car. Check with NORAD Command. 308 00:27:59,682 --> 00:28:04,729 It could be above-ground atomic testing in China. Maybe sunspot activity. 309 00:28:04,854 --> 00:28:06,188 Man, that's strange. 310 00:28:10,026 --> 00:28:12,486 Scientists at the Strategic Space Command have detected 311 00:28:12,612 --> 00:28:16,616 a mysterious radioactive cloudlike mass over southern New England. 312 00:28:16,741 --> 00:28:21,037 Sources close to the National Security Consortium have refused to comment. 313 00:28:21,162 --> 00:28:26,751 Let's get on back to three great modern country hits in a row. 314 00:28:29,962 --> 00:28:31,088 - Sidney! - Buckaroo! 315 00:28:31,213 --> 00:28:33,716 - How's the patient? - Fine, thanks to you. 316 00:28:33,841 --> 00:28:35,801 - Congratulations! - Thank you. 317 00:28:35,927 --> 00:28:38,471 You drove right through a mountain the other day. 318 00:28:38,596 --> 00:28:41,515 You did it right after you left me at the operation. 319 00:28:41,641 --> 00:28:43,809 - Didn't mention it. - These are my friends. 320 00:28:43,935 --> 00:28:47,605 This is Dr Sidney Zwibel, old medical friend from Columbia P and S. 321 00:28:47,730 --> 00:28:49,982 - Howdy. Howdy do. - I'm glad you could make it. 322 00:28:50,107 --> 00:28:52,526 We may need an extra hand sooner than I thought. 323 00:28:52,652 --> 00:28:54,695 That's what I was wondering about. 324 00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:58,366 I got your message to rendezvous here. Barely had time to pack. 325 00:28:58,491 --> 00:29:00,701 - Then I came here... - I can see that. 326 00:29:00,826 --> 00:29:03,287 I'm gonna snoop around. Make yourself at home. 327 00:29:06,791 --> 00:29:09,460 I thought we were gonna rehearse or something. 328 00:29:09,794 --> 00:29:13,381 I'm a big fan of all you guys. I love the comic books and the records. 329 00:29:13,506 --> 00:29:15,341 I know you. You're Pecos. 330 00:29:15,466 --> 00:29:18,844 - Perfect Tommy. - Perfect Tommy. I'm sorry. 331 00:29:18,970 --> 00:29:22,473 - You're Pecos. - Pecos is in Tibet. Name's Reno. 332 00:29:22,598 --> 00:29:25,309 - Reno! It's an honour. - Where do you hail from, Doc? 333 00:29:25,434 --> 00:29:29,021 - Uh, New Jersey. Fort Lee. - Where are your spurs at? 334 00:29:29,146 --> 00:29:30,439 Is he making fun of me? 335 00:29:33,818 --> 00:29:36,779 Third cell to the left. Pink dress. 336 00:29:36,904 --> 00:29:38,531 Arigato. 337 00:29:50,001 --> 00:29:54,755 What do you want? Huh? What are you doin' here? 338 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,134 What are you doing here? 339 00:29:58,259 --> 00:30:01,137 Why don't you just go away and let me rot? 340 00:30:03,723 --> 00:30:07,059 Who were you really trying to annihilate last night? 341 00:30:08,019 --> 00:30:11,647 You. Just like the papers all say. 342 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,527 Come over here. 343 00:30:18,112 --> 00:30:20,573 Come on. 344 00:30:20,823 --> 00:30:25,119 Oh, my God! Perfect Tommy! 345 00:30:30,708 --> 00:30:32,043 What do you want from me? 346 00:30:34,503 --> 00:30:39,008 Oh, you remind me of someone I once knew long ago. 347 00:30:43,345 --> 00:30:45,723 Was she very beautiful? 348 00:30:47,266 --> 00:30:51,187 She was... queen of the Netherlands. 349 00:30:51,437 --> 00:30:53,856 That's a long way from where I come from. 350 00:30:53,981 --> 00:30:57,485 Wyoming? Cody, Wyoming? 351 00:30:58,444 --> 00:31:01,322 No, I'm from Laramie. 352 00:31:01,447 --> 00:31:04,158 Except that I was born in Cody, but nobody... 353 00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:07,661 Do you have family? Back in Cody, I mean? 354 00:31:07,787 --> 00:31:09,997 I don't know! 355 00:31:10,122 --> 00:31:14,001 See, I always felt that there was another part of me somewhere. 356 00:31:14,251 --> 00:31:16,504 Another part of you? 357 00:31:16,629 --> 00:31:19,090 Somewhere, yeah. 358 00:31:20,007 --> 00:31:22,176 I'm adopted. 359 00:31:22,301 --> 00:31:24,136 Of course! 360 00:31:24,261 --> 00:31:27,431 If it was a snake, it'd have bit me! 361 00:31:27,556 --> 00:31:29,934 - Another you. - Anything's possible. 362 00:31:30,059 --> 00:31:32,686 - Let her out! - Hey, me too! 363 00:31:32,812 --> 00:31:36,232 - Let her out? - Yeah, let her out. I'll be responsible. 364 00:31:36,357 --> 00:31:39,318 - She's a killer! - No, she's not. And give her your coat. 365 00:31:40,152 --> 00:31:42,113 Why me? 366 00:31:42,238 --> 00:31:44,448 Because you're perfect. 367 00:31:46,408 --> 00:31:48,077 You have a point there. 368 00:31:52,248 --> 00:31:55,751 I'd like to move this thing along. 369 00:31:56,001 --> 00:32:00,714 Perhaps some of you noticed we have a motorcycle convention rolling in here. 370 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,300 We're a little short of time. 371 00:32:03,425 --> 00:32:07,012 Besides, I don't imagine you came here to listen to me talk. 372 00:32:07,138 --> 00:32:09,056 - You're right. 373 00:32:13,185 --> 00:32:16,647 Without further ado, I'd like to introduce a young man 374 00:32:16,772 --> 00:32:21,861 who yesterday took our notions of reality and turned them inside out. 375 00:32:22,111 --> 00:32:26,365 Dr Buckaroo Banzai, perhaps you can explain yourself. 376 00:32:30,786 --> 00:32:31,912 Ooh. 377 00:32:32,538 --> 00:32:36,917 Secretary, Senator Cunningham... members of the world press. 378 00:32:37,543 --> 00:32:42,047 30 years ago, my mother and father, Doctors Sandra and Masado Banzai 379 00:32:42,173 --> 00:32:45,968 gave their lives for what was then considered to be a very insane notion... 380 00:32:46,093 --> 00:32:50,472 the possibility of contacting alien life. 381 00:32:50,723 --> 00:32:55,477 However, not on another planet. But here. 382 00:32:55,603 --> 00:32:58,898 Maybe right inside this table... 383 00:32:59,023 --> 00:33:03,110 living on a simultaneous plane of existence with our own. 384 00:33:03,777 --> 00:33:06,238 Perhaps within a mountain. 385 00:33:08,324 --> 00:33:11,744 See this rock? It's solid matter, right? 386 00:33:11,869 --> 00:33:16,790 But the solid parts of this rock - the neutrons, quarks, protons and electrons - 387 00:33:16,916 --> 00:33:18,417 comprise only about 388 00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:21,253 one quadrillionth of its total volume. 389 00:33:21,503 --> 00:33:23,547 - How many zeros is that? - Quite a few. 390 00:33:24,632 --> 00:33:27,218 The rest of this rock is actually empty space. 391 00:33:27,343 --> 00:33:30,930 So, back in 1937, Professor Hikita here and Dr Emilio Lizardo 392 00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:34,600 figured that if solid matter were mostly just empty space, 393 00:33:34,850 --> 00:33:39,146 a person should be able to discover a way to travel inside things. 394 00:33:39,271 --> 00:33:43,525 We at the Banzai Institute have at last found that way. 395 00:33:43,651 --> 00:33:46,487 We have created a device 396 00:33:46,612 --> 00:33:49,990 called an oscillation overthruster, 397 00:33:50,241 --> 00:33:54,078 which systematically reorders matter 398 00:33:54,203 --> 00:33:58,707 by annihilating electrons, positrons... 399 00:33:58,832 --> 00:34:02,628 What you're saying is that oppositely-charged particles collide, 400 00:34:02,753 --> 00:34:07,633 and blow up in a burst of energy. Like a tiny big bang, like a... baby bang. 401 00:34:10,010 --> 00:34:13,722 I'm probably just stating the very obvious. Shut up, Penny. Shut up. 402 00:34:13,847 --> 00:34:17,893 It's not obvious. If it was, everybody would be doing it every day. 403 00:34:18,018 --> 00:34:22,523 By all accounts, it appears as though I literally went through a mountain. 404 00:34:22,648 --> 00:34:26,610 But you could take that mountain and pulverise it... 405 00:34:26,735 --> 00:34:31,740 and sift through it like breadcrumbs for the rest of your natural life... 406 00:34:31,865 --> 00:34:37,037 and you would never ever find... this. 407 00:34:38,455 --> 00:34:43,294 And yet this living organism came out of that mountain in Texas with me. 408 00:34:43,585 --> 00:34:47,256 Even though I was never inside that mountain. 409 00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:49,591 The president's calling. 410 00:34:49,717 --> 00:34:52,928 - The president of what? - The president of the United States. 411 00:34:53,053 --> 00:34:55,431 Oh. Here. 412 00:34:55,556 --> 00:34:56,640 Later. 413 00:34:56,932 --> 00:35:01,103 - Is he still delirious? - I can't tell. Payphone down the hall. 414 00:35:01,228 --> 00:35:05,357 - Do your thing. - Buckaroo, you forgot your thruster. 415 00:35:05,482 --> 00:35:08,193 Why don't you hold onto it for a while? 416 00:35:08,485 --> 00:35:10,321 Any time. 417 00:35:10,446 --> 00:35:12,990 Do we have the first slide, please? 418 00:35:13,115 --> 00:35:16,368 What about the Pentagon? The possibility of war 419 00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:19,163 in the Eighth Dimension, Mr Secretary? 420 00:35:19,288 --> 00:35:20,288 What? 421 00:35:20,789 --> 00:35:25,127 It seemed like a strange connection even back at the bus. 422 00:35:27,671 --> 00:35:29,631 Mr President? 423 00:35:31,467 --> 00:35:33,844 Some kind of interference. 424 00:35:35,637 --> 00:35:37,681 Hello, Mr President? 425 00:35:37,806 --> 00:35:40,768 Mr President? Mr President, hello? 426 00:35:41,685 --> 00:35:43,062 Hello, Mr President? 427 00:35:43,812 --> 00:35:46,857 - What's going on? - Maybe it's a prankster, some whiz kid. 428 00:35:46,982 --> 00:35:49,026 Not with Elephant Bravo. 429 00:35:49,151 --> 00:35:53,447 - Not with an alpha clearance. - Alpha clearance? Hello? Mr... 430 00:35:53,572 --> 00:35:57,868 Ed, reroute this call to the president's suite at Walter Reed Hospital. 431 00:35:57,993 --> 00:36:02,831 Yeah, and make sure this is on the level. We're busy people here. 432 00:36:02,956 --> 00:36:05,084 Does the President call him a lot? 433 00:36:09,797 --> 00:36:11,590 Pencil! Pen! Quick! Anything! 434 00:36:11,882 --> 00:36:13,425 Don't touch him! 435 00:36:15,594 --> 00:36:18,222 What's he writing? 436 00:36:18,347 --> 00:36:19,598 Conference room! 437 00:36:19,890 --> 00:36:21,892 Conference room! Let's go! 438 00:36:22,017 --> 00:36:24,395 Launch thermopod. 439 00:36:36,323 --> 00:36:38,617 - There they are. - Dr Banzai! 440 00:36:38,742 --> 00:36:41,328 - Don't you see 'em? - What do you mean? Who? 441 00:36:41,453 --> 00:36:45,749 Evil! Pure and simple from the Eighth Dimension! Grab 'em! 442 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:49,878 - Lectroids! Grab 'em! - Lectroids? He's got a gun! 443 00:36:50,546 --> 00:36:53,424 - No! - OK, wise guy! 444 00:36:56,301 --> 00:37:01,014 Let those gun belts hit the floor! Nobody follows or the Prof is history! 445 00:37:03,225 --> 00:37:06,270 - Where's Buckaroo? - Get him! 446 00:37:06,395 --> 00:37:10,524 - Where's the overthruster? - Get an ambulance! 447 00:37:26,373 --> 00:37:30,878 - Come on, will you just ignore them? - Isn't that? 448 00:37:54,610 --> 00:37:56,945 Hey, wait a minute! You can't ride that! 449 00:37:58,655 --> 00:38:00,657 It's Buckaroo Banzai! 450 00:38:13,504 --> 00:38:14,504 - Hold it! - Freeze! 451 00:38:36,527 --> 00:38:40,739 - I had my eyes open all day long, Burt. - It may not be a total loss. 452 00:38:40,864 --> 00:38:45,244 - I'm about ready to go home. - We might see something. 453 00:38:49,957 --> 00:38:53,043 I hit it! It's wounded. 454 00:38:54,836 --> 00:38:57,256 - It's going down. - What'd it look like to you? 455 00:38:57,381 --> 00:39:00,551 - Like a big black flying dinosaur. - Dinosaur? It was purple. 456 00:39:00,676 --> 00:39:05,389 - That's what it looked like. It was black. - It was purple. It was no dinosaur. 457 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,893 We get Professor Hikita to cough up the missing circuit 458 00:39:10,018 --> 00:39:12,312 and then we finally get off this rock! 459 00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:15,315 Oh, yeah? Listen to this! 460 00:39:16,233 --> 00:39:19,736 Well, what is it? What is it? 461 00:39:19,861 --> 00:39:21,822 Black thermopod emergency beacon! 462 00:39:21,947 --> 00:39:24,616 Here? On Earth? 463 00:39:24,741 --> 00:39:28,745 - Why? John Bigbooté, why? - Coordinates established. 464 00:39:28,870 --> 00:39:31,748 Electromagnetic energy back on route three. 465 00:39:50,517 --> 00:39:54,354 - The whole top of the tree's squashed! - Do you think it's up there? 466 00:39:54,438 --> 00:39:58,692 - Let's wait for the cops, Burt. - What for? You scared? 467 00:39:58,817 --> 00:40:01,987 - There's gotta be something there. - There's nothing up there. 468 00:40:02,112 --> 00:40:05,449 Well, how do you know? Here, hold this. Hold this! 469 00:40:07,909 --> 00:40:11,163 Where you going? Where you going?! 470 00:40:11,288 --> 00:40:13,332 Christmas shopping. 471 00:40:15,459 --> 00:40:19,004 - What's that? - It's a stick. What's it look like? 472 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:22,841 - Gimme some light. - I got two guns in my hands. 473 00:40:22,966 --> 00:40:25,844 - Put one of them down. - I ain't putting the guns down! 474 00:40:25,969 --> 00:40:29,389 - It's just a tree. - Then leave it alone! 475 00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:32,934 Aagh! See, I told you! I told you! Leave it alone! 476 00:40:36,146 --> 00:40:39,024 Run! Run! Run! 477 00:40:39,149 --> 00:40:44,446 - Shoot it, Bubba. Shoot it! - I can't! It's jammed! It's jammed! 478 00:40:48,659 --> 00:40:52,287 There's something. There's something coming out! 479 00:40:52,412 --> 00:40:54,206 - Where? - Out of the top. 480 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,545 Oh, my soul! 481 00:41:02,464 --> 00:41:06,927 Throw me my gun, Bubba. Throw it. 482 00:41:09,763 --> 00:41:10,972 Sorry. 483 00:41:24,277 --> 00:41:25,320 Is he dead? 484 00:41:25,445 --> 00:41:28,448 Yeah, I think so, but look at his face. It's changing! 485 00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:31,868 And his hair, his hair is all disappearing. 486 00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:33,870 What's that smell? You smell electricity? 487 00:41:33,954 --> 00:41:37,040 He's crackling. We're standing in water. 488 00:41:37,165 --> 00:41:38,417 Is he radioactive? 489 00:41:38,542 --> 00:41:41,670 How the hell do I know? Do I look like a nuclear genius? 490 00:41:41,837 --> 00:41:44,214 He's probably from Mars or Jupiter. 491 00:41:44,297 --> 00:41:47,300 Jupiter? I hope he's alone. 492 00:41:47,426 --> 00:41:49,553 - There's somethin' over there. - Where? 493 00:41:49,678 --> 00:41:51,722 Right there. 494 00:41:59,062 --> 00:42:01,189 What is it? 495 00:42:04,067 --> 00:42:08,029 Buckaroo Banzai. It's the latest issue. 496 00:42:11,241 --> 00:42:14,244 Rawhide, come in. Rawhide. 497 00:42:14,911 --> 00:42:16,204 Rawhide. 498 00:42:16,329 --> 00:42:20,584 Buckaroo, what's up? Where in Hades are you? I'm gettin' a lot of static. 499 00:42:20,709 --> 00:42:24,171 Yeah. That's me. 500 00:42:24,296 --> 00:42:29,009 I've been ionised, but I'm OK now. 501 00:42:29,134 --> 00:42:32,846 Listen, I'm switching on the homing beacon. 502 00:42:32,971 --> 00:42:36,558 Mark two minute intervals... now. 503 00:42:36,683 --> 00:42:41,271 We got the overthruster. The professor was shanghaied from the conference. 504 00:42:41,396 --> 00:42:46,234 - Oh, the deuce you say. - What do you think? 505 00:42:46,359 --> 00:42:49,738 - Dr Lizardo, maybe? - Yeah, I'd put money on it. 506 00:42:49,863 --> 00:42:52,532 - That crate. - What crate? 507 00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:55,577 The crate they shoved in that van. 508 00:42:55,702 --> 00:42:57,162 You and the guys... 509 00:42:57,287 --> 00:43:01,124 go back to the house and dig up everything you can on an outfit called 510 00:43:01,249 --> 00:43:03,543 Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 511 00:43:03,668 --> 00:43:06,963 - You got that? - Right. Yoyodyne. We're on it. 512 00:43:10,217 --> 00:43:13,637 Hand me that tarp, will ya? Let's cover this guy up. 513 00:43:13,762 --> 00:43:16,640 - Guy? What guy? - He's got paws. 514 00:43:19,267 --> 00:43:21,269 - Now what? - Who are they? 515 00:43:23,438 --> 00:43:25,482 Cover it up. 516 00:43:32,447 --> 00:43:34,282 John Bigbooté, Officer. 517 00:43:34,407 --> 00:43:37,118 Head of Operations, Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 518 00:43:37,244 --> 00:43:41,373 - There's one of our birds. - That fella over there one of your birds? 519 00:43:41,498 --> 00:43:43,583 The droid, you mean? 520 00:43:44,459 --> 00:43:49,339 Doesn't look like anything I've seen before. I've seen droids... 521 00:43:50,257 --> 00:43:51,508 Nice night, huh? 522 00:44:05,522 --> 00:44:08,275 That big thing over there attacked me. 523 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,194 Impossible. No, no, no, no, no, no. 524 00:44:11,444 --> 00:44:15,156 It's some kinda creature. There's part of it still stuck in the tree. 525 00:44:15,282 --> 00:44:19,327 No, it's a machine with 30-foot leather wings. I think it's radioactive. 526 00:44:20,370 --> 00:44:24,165 Three minutes since he last moved. This is a fix. Something is happening. 527 00:44:24,291 --> 00:44:26,167 Let's get somebody over there. 528 00:44:26,293 --> 00:44:29,588 Al, you set up the grid and get the last known coordinates. 529 00:44:29,713 --> 00:44:32,674 Tommy, hop on the Marconi and see if we got Blue Blazes 530 00:44:32,799 --> 00:44:35,886 in a ten-minute radius. No strike teams, understand? 531 00:44:36,011 --> 00:44:38,555 I'm headed downstairs. Keep everybody calm. 532 00:44:43,059 --> 00:44:46,187 - Hikita-san. - Buckaroo! 533 00:44:47,272 --> 00:44:51,109 Repeating: Intrastate outward band five. 534 00:44:51,234 --> 00:44:54,487 Coded. Calling all Blue Blaze irregulars in the Garden State. 535 00:44:55,447 --> 00:44:59,576 Buckaroo... in trouble. Will repeat coordinates. 536 00:44:59,701 --> 00:45:04,831 This is Scooter Lindley, Junior Blue Blaze irregular 41 and a half. Hang on. 537 00:45:06,333 --> 00:45:09,711 - Dad! Dad! Buckaroo's in trouble! - Say what? 538 00:45:09,961 --> 00:45:13,548 Aliens from the Eighth Dimension. I'm seeing them now. 539 00:45:13,673 --> 00:45:15,508 You can see them now? Here? 540 00:45:15,634 --> 00:45:19,262 Yeah, the three jerks driving this van. Look at this. What is this? 541 00:45:21,139 --> 00:45:23,016 It's your hand, Buckaroo. 542 00:45:23,141 --> 00:45:26,686 No, no, no, no, it's a formula. It's an antidote of some kind. 543 00:45:26,811 --> 00:45:30,273 That phoney call from the president gave me information, 544 00:45:30,398 --> 00:45:34,694 some electrochemical message that allows me to see what they really are. 545 00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:36,404 What are they? 546 00:45:36,488 --> 00:45:39,157 Lectroids from Planet Ten by way of the Eighth dimension. 547 00:45:39,699 --> 00:45:41,576 Mr Gomez? 548 00:45:41,701 --> 00:45:44,329 - I got a truck to mop things up. - Identification? 549 00:45:44,454 --> 00:45:49,167 Or else this place'll become a zoo, not to mention a haven for gawkers. 550 00:45:49,292 --> 00:45:51,544 Wait a minute. Now just a second. 551 00:45:51,670 --> 00:45:54,422 - Stay put. All of ya. - Sure thing. 552 00:45:55,674 --> 00:45:58,051 We'll go ahead and start breaking it down. 553 00:45:58,176 --> 00:46:00,428 Don't touch it! 554 00:46:00,553 --> 00:46:03,974 I got my own help on the way. Now, that's an order. 555 00:46:08,019 --> 00:46:10,146 Go find something to crack it open. 556 00:46:10,271 --> 00:46:12,023 There's a Harley in those bushes. 557 00:46:12,148 --> 00:46:15,777 I want you to go to the laboratory, start working on this formula. 558 00:46:15,902 --> 00:46:20,448 - I want you to synthesise it. - Buckaroo! Give me the formula. 559 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,050 Oh, wow! Peggy! 560 00:46:39,175 --> 00:46:43,304 She's not Peggy, Mrs Johnson. Sois sage, mon amie. 561 00:46:43,430 --> 00:46:47,017 No. Of course not. How could she be? 562 00:46:47,142 --> 00:46:50,103 - Any word from Buckaroo? - I thought he was with you. 563 00:46:50,228 --> 00:46:54,524 No, he's not. Ah, Dr Zwibel, Penny Priddy... Mrs Johnson. 564 00:46:54,649 --> 00:46:58,528 Nice to meet you. The fellas call me New Jersey. 565 00:47:04,034 --> 00:47:07,787 - Well, where are they all going? - Bunk house. Off limits. 566 00:47:11,583 --> 00:47:13,626 Again, John Gomez. 567 00:47:17,338 --> 00:47:19,799 John O'Connor, there's a crowbar in the truck. 568 00:47:19,924 --> 00:47:21,968 I'll get it. 569 00:47:36,149 --> 00:47:40,111 Destroy yourself, John Gant. 570 00:47:40,236 --> 00:47:42,280 Set detonator. 571 00:47:46,409 --> 00:47:48,912 Detonator set. 572 00:47:49,871 --> 00:47:54,709 My most profuse apologies to my homeland and loved ones. 573 00:47:54,834 --> 00:47:58,713 John Valuk is dead. He fell on his head. 574 00:47:59,881 --> 00:48:03,802 Perhaps John Parker will get through with our message to Buckaroo Banzai. 575 00:48:03,927 --> 00:48:06,638 I said back off! Now, dammit, I mean it! 576 00:48:06,763 --> 00:48:09,808 Hey! Hey, leave him alone! Ugh! 577 00:48:10,892 --> 00:48:15,480 Easy, friend. Ha, Buckaroo Banzai! 578 00:48:18,358 --> 00:48:19,400 Hey! 579 00:48:20,151 --> 00:48:22,987 It's Buckaroo Banzai! Get him! 580 00:48:34,499 --> 00:48:35,499 Hustle up! 581 00:49:02,318 --> 00:49:07,490 Scooter and Casper Lindley, Blue Blaze Irregulars at your service, Buckaroo! 582 00:49:19,836 --> 00:49:23,590 - It is Professor Hikita! - We're closing the gate. 583 00:49:23,715 --> 00:49:26,843 - Where's Buckaroo? 584 00:49:39,522 --> 00:49:43,193 We gotta have something for him. Try a new cipher. 585 00:49:47,780 --> 00:49:50,200 - Try a G-cipher. - G-cipher. 586 00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,955 - There. - That's more like it. 587 00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:00,710 Looks like we've accessed their restricted data file. Could be highly revealing. 588 00:50:00,835 --> 00:50:04,964 No sign of Buckaroo. The professor just rode up saying something 589 00:50:05,089 --> 00:50:09,177 about space monsters and where's the overthruster. Went straight to the lab. 590 00:50:09,302 --> 00:50:11,012 Space monsters, my ass. 591 00:50:14,265 --> 00:50:16,976 Hey, man, nice jacket. 592 00:50:24,317 --> 00:50:27,195 What's in the big pink box? 593 00:50:31,074 --> 00:50:34,661 Hey, buddy. May I help you? 594 00:50:34,786 --> 00:50:36,829 Buckaroo Banzai? 595 00:50:36,955 --> 00:50:39,540 You a messenger? What you got here? 596 00:50:39,666 --> 00:50:43,586 No, no, wait a minute. I need see Buckaroo Banzai in person. 597 00:50:44,128 --> 00:50:47,507 My name is John Parker. 598 00:50:47,632 --> 00:50:49,133 Identify yourself, no? 599 00:50:49,926 --> 00:50:52,720 Blue Blaze irregular Pinky Carruthers. 600 00:50:52,845 --> 00:50:57,308 Sorry, John, everybody need see Buckaroo. Later. 601 00:50:57,976 --> 00:51:00,395 Gino, run this down to the professor. 602 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,147 Sounds like he's getting a little nervous. 603 00:51:04,190 --> 00:51:06,776 - This is queer. Look. - What you got? 604 00:51:06,901 --> 00:51:11,864 These people applied for social security cards in New Jersey on the same date. 605 00:51:11,990 --> 00:51:13,199 New Jersey? 606 00:51:14,033 --> 00:51:17,662 46 Yoyodyne employees, Grover's Mill, New Jersey, 607 00:51:17,787 --> 00:51:20,164 11-1-38. 608 00:51:20,290 --> 00:51:23,001 I got some pictures, boys. 609 00:51:23,876 --> 00:51:27,922 It looks like a practical joke. Check out these names: 610 00:51:28,047 --> 00:51:32,844 John Yaya? John Parrot? John Bigbooty? 611 00:51:32,969 --> 00:51:36,597 Maybe not. John Nolan? John O'Connor? 612 00:51:36,723 --> 00:51:38,891 No way, José. 613 00:51:39,017 --> 00:51:44,689 John Small Berries? It's a joke. Maybe that's what Buckaroo was talking about. 614 00:51:44,814 --> 00:51:48,151 No, Reno, there are no ages and no places of birth. 615 00:51:48,276 --> 00:51:52,613 Uh, Grover's Mill. Grover's Mill, 1938. Why's that so familiar? 616 00:51:53,364 --> 00:51:57,744 They all have the same first name. John, John, John, John, John. 617 00:51:57,869 --> 00:52:01,539 Somebody's playing games. This is statistically impossible. 618 00:52:01,664 --> 00:52:03,791 I don't know. Wait a minute, um... 619 00:52:03,916 --> 00:52:08,921 November one. 30 days have September, April, June, November. Short February. 620 00:52:09,047 --> 00:52:12,592 And all the rest have 31. October 31st. 621 00:52:12,717 --> 00:52:15,053 Halloween. 622 00:52:15,178 --> 00:52:17,055 Oh, um... 623 00:52:17,180 --> 00:52:19,599 Don't you get it? Orson Welles. 624 00:52:19,724 --> 00:52:22,435 You mean the guy from the old wine commercials? 625 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:26,689 Halloween, 1938. War of the Worlds, that fake radio news broadcast 626 00:52:26,814 --> 00:52:30,318 that got everybody scared, thinking real, live Martians... 627 00:52:31,235 --> 00:52:34,113 were landing in Grover's Mill... 628 00:52:35,073 --> 00:52:37,533 New Jersey. 629 00:52:37,658 --> 00:52:40,078 Then it all just turned out to be a hoax. 630 00:52:40,203 --> 00:52:41,203 So? 631 00:52:42,038 --> 00:52:47,668 So... maybe it wasn't a hoax. Or, I mean, maybe it isn't a hoax. 632 00:52:56,344 --> 00:52:59,597 If we don't find it, Whorfin'll have us for supper. 633 00:52:59,722 --> 00:53:03,226 Who says the damn thing's even here? 634 00:53:22,495 --> 00:53:24,539 Come on! Come on! 635 00:53:42,515 --> 00:53:45,143 - Who is he? - I don't know. 636 00:54:11,085 --> 00:54:14,088 All right, who's the wise guy? 637 00:54:17,049 --> 00:54:19,469 I said, who's the wise guy? 638 00:54:32,773 --> 00:54:34,734 It's locked. 639 00:54:40,531 --> 00:54:43,034 John O'Connor, smash the window. 640 00:54:43,159 --> 00:54:46,120 Why me, John Bigbooté? 641 00:54:50,249 --> 00:54:52,668 It might be booby-trapped. 642 00:54:52,793 --> 00:54:54,545 Oh. 643 00:55:01,093 --> 00:55:03,221 - Buckaroo! - Casper and Scooter Lindley. 644 00:55:03,346 --> 00:55:05,616 Is Hikita-san here yet? Where's the overthruster? Where's Penny? 645 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:10,019 Prof is with the overthruster. Penny's in the guest room. Everybody's safe. 646 00:55:10,144 --> 00:55:12,188 - They're lectroids. - From Planet Ten. 647 00:55:12,313 --> 00:55:15,608 - How do you guys know? - It's all on the yellow record. Come on. 648 00:55:15,733 --> 00:55:17,109 - Casper Lindley. - Reno. 649 00:55:17,235 --> 00:55:21,405 - Yellow record? - They didn't come on a nonstop flight. 650 00:55:21,531 --> 00:55:25,284 They blasted through the Eighth Dimension in 1938 in Grover's Mill. 651 00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:28,538 Where there was a huge electrical dimensional accident. 652 00:55:28,663 --> 00:55:32,625 Some giant explosion. They hypnotised Orson Welles into covering it up. 653 00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:35,962 So, first he says there's an invasion from Mars, 654 00:55:36,087 --> 00:55:39,215 but then he says, no, no, no, it's just a radio-show hoax. 655 00:55:39,340 --> 00:55:40,591 - Get it? - No. 656 00:55:40,716 --> 00:55:44,011 - Let's go. - What about Yoyodyne? Dr Lizardo? 657 00:55:44,136 --> 00:55:48,683 - That's what we're trying to tell you. - There's someone living inside him. 658 00:55:48,808 --> 00:55:50,142 - Buckaroo. - Pinky. 659 00:55:50,268 --> 00:55:56,357 Put this on. Here, y'all put these on. There's more in the box and one there. 660 00:55:56,482 --> 00:55:59,860 - What's this? - It's a 3-D type thing. 661 00:55:59,986 --> 00:56:02,405 How do I know he's from outer space? 662 00:56:02,530 --> 00:56:06,117 This Rasta guy pedals up to the gate and delivers it in a pink cake box. 663 00:56:06,242 --> 00:56:08,703 - What for? - We don't know. It wouldn't tell us. 664 00:56:08,828 --> 00:56:12,665 - It wants to talk to the head honcho. - Lights. 665 00:56:25,219 --> 00:56:27,513 Salutations, great Buckaroo Banzai. 666 00:56:28,764 --> 00:56:33,019 I am John Emdall from Planet Ten. 667 00:56:33,144 --> 00:56:37,189 A common, grave danger confronts both our worlds. 668 00:56:37,857 --> 00:56:40,776 - After a bloody reign of terror... - Hey, what is that? 669 00:56:40,901 --> 00:56:44,196 The hated leader of a military caste... 670 00:56:44,322 --> 00:56:48,200 the self-proclaimed "Lord" John Whorfin, 671 00:56:48,326 --> 00:56:51,245 a bloodthirsty butcher as evil as your Hitler... 672 00:56:51,370 --> 00:56:52,370 Oh, wow! 673 00:56:52,413 --> 00:56:56,042 Was overthrown by freedom-loving forces... 674 00:56:56,167 --> 00:57:00,838 tried and condemned, along with several hundred of his followers, 675 00:57:00,963 --> 00:57:06,510 to spend eternity in the formless void of the Eighth Dimension. 676 00:57:06,636 --> 00:57:09,472 Did you tell Penny Buckaroo's looking for her? 677 00:57:09,597 --> 00:57:10,806 She wasn't in her room. 678 00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:12,642 - Who's Penny? - Where is she? 679 00:57:12,767 --> 00:57:16,020 Will everybody please shut up so I can hear the rest of this thing? 680 00:57:16,145 --> 00:57:21,776 And now you, Buckaroo Banzai, have unintentionally helped John Whorfin 681 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,446 with the success of your oscillation overthruster. 682 00:57:25,571 --> 00:57:31,786 For our intelligence warns us that he intends to steal your overthruster. 683 00:57:31,911 --> 00:57:36,957 If he should attempt this, we will have no choice 684 00:57:37,083 --> 00:57:40,795 but to disrupt worldwide electronic communications 685 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:45,508 and fire a particle-beam weapon from your airspace 686 00:57:45,633 --> 00:57:50,262 to Smolensk in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. 687 00:57:50,388 --> 00:57:53,891 The Kremlin will misinterpret that as an American first strike. 688 00:57:54,016 --> 00:58:01,232 - They're already trigger-happy. - Stop John Whorfin before sunset. 689 00:58:01,357 --> 00:58:06,278 If you fail, we will be forced to help you destroy yourselves. 690 00:58:06,404 --> 00:58:09,407 - If it ain't one thing, it's another. - Lighten up. 691 00:58:09,532 --> 00:58:12,326 End of discussion. 692 00:58:13,577 --> 00:58:16,288 Discussion? What discussion? 693 00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:23,421 She gotta be kidding, right? Vaporise the whole damn planet? 694 00:58:23,546 --> 00:58:28,968 - You wanna roll those dice, Casper? - No, no, no, not me, man. No way. 695 00:58:29,093 --> 00:58:32,680 Gents... we're going to Yoyodyne. 696 00:58:32,805 --> 00:58:35,433 Rawhide, see how Hikita-san is with that formula. 697 00:58:35,558 --> 00:58:38,144 Billy, tell Sam to prep the jet car for city driving. 698 00:58:38,269 --> 00:58:40,563 What about a Blue Blaze strike team? 699 00:58:40,688 --> 00:58:44,483 We keep it intimate. Call the Kolodny Brothers. Call the Rug Suckers. 700 00:58:44,608 --> 00:58:47,695 - Where are you going? - To get my guns. 701 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,115 His guns? 702 00:58:51,490 --> 00:58:54,910 I'm a girl. I don't deny it. I sneaked into your bedroom. 703 00:58:55,035 --> 00:58:57,955 I invaded your privacy. I went through your belongings. 704 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:02,460 - Mrs Johnson! I can never find anything... - I took a bath! 705 00:59:02,585 --> 00:59:06,630 - What's your problem? - Me! You! That picture! 706 00:59:06,756 --> 00:59:11,343 I'm going crazy. Who's that girl? What's going on around here? 707 00:59:11,469 --> 00:59:13,804 You drag me out of jail. You're like Jerry Lewis, 708 00:59:13,929 --> 00:59:16,766 You give me hope to carry on, but then you leave me in the lurch 709 00:59:16,891 --> 00:59:20,978 while you strap on your six-guns. What do you want from me? 710 00:59:21,103 --> 00:59:23,314 - Who am I? - As near as I can figure... 711 00:59:23,939 --> 00:59:27,526 you had an identical twin sister and... 712 00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,695 I married her. 713 00:59:30,613 --> 00:59:32,531 But that's over now. 714 00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:37,661 And she's gone and that's about all there is, really, to say about that. 715 00:59:48,714 --> 00:59:54,261 We don't know what to expect here. It disagrees with the standard pictures. 716 00:59:55,137 --> 00:59:58,390 It's producing a magnetic force. 717 00:59:58,516 --> 01:00:00,893 No, no. I'm wrong! 718 01:00:12,404 --> 01:00:14,365 Hey! 719 01:00:17,910 --> 01:00:20,162 Oh, tell me I'm dreaming. 720 01:00:21,121 --> 01:00:23,290 - Ow! - Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. 721 01:00:23,415 --> 01:00:26,877 - Buckaroo! Sorry. Sam's dead. - Sam? 722 01:00:27,002 --> 01:00:29,439 Someone broke into the jet car. Things are going haywire over at the lab. 723 01:00:29,463 --> 01:00:31,507 Wait here. I'll be right back. 724 01:00:42,893 --> 01:00:43,893 Oh, boy. 725 01:00:51,986 --> 01:00:57,533 He's dead. Spread out. They can't be very far off. 726 01:00:59,410 --> 01:01:03,163 Tommy, check the biomedical labs. Reno, take physics. Go with Reno. 727 01:01:03,289 --> 01:01:05,499 - Where you going? - Engineering. 728 01:01:06,959 --> 01:01:09,628 Cowboy! Hold your gun in front of you, man. 729 01:01:09,753 --> 01:01:12,298 - Oh, I see. I got that. OK. - It's cool. 730 01:01:24,894 --> 01:01:26,353 Buckaroo, behind you! 731 01:01:36,155 --> 01:01:39,742 - You... you OK? - Yeah. Just let me catch my breath. 732 01:01:39,867 --> 01:01:43,704 Professor went into the purification vent. He's got the overthruster. 733 01:01:43,829 --> 01:01:45,873 All right. 734 01:01:56,008 --> 01:01:58,552 Why is there a watermelon there? 735 01:02:00,012 --> 01:02:02,097 I'll tell you later. 736 01:02:34,505 --> 01:02:36,340 Buckaroo? 737 01:02:40,219 --> 01:02:41,971 Rawhide? 738 01:02:43,138 --> 01:02:44,598 Anybody? 739 01:03:11,458 --> 01:03:15,129 Here, young lady. The overthruster. 740 01:03:19,675 --> 01:03:21,802 Here, put this in your purse. 741 01:03:23,762 --> 01:03:25,639 Get out of here! 742 01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:30,519 Where's your overthruster? 743 01:03:30,769 --> 01:03:32,646 Hikita-san! 744 01:03:38,193 --> 01:03:40,529 - Nice morning, huh? 745 01:03:54,626 --> 01:03:57,254 It's just making my legs asleep. 746 01:03:57,379 --> 01:04:00,966 - What the hell is wrong with him? - I don't know. Are you cold? 747 01:04:01,759 --> 01:04:03,052 It's my spine. 748 01:04:10,267 --> 01:04:14,354 - What're you still doing on this floor? - I think it's cos I can't move my legs. 749 01:04:15,105 --> 01:04:17,399 Ooh, damn! 750 01:04:19,234 --> 01:04:21,904 - What is it? Apache? - Arachtoid. 751 01:04:22,029 --> 01:04:24,823 Oh, spiders. So I was right, huh? 752 01:04:24,948 --> 01:04:28,202 We got the guy, Rawhide. Sucker only tried... 753 01:04:29,119 --> 01:04:32,122 - Any antidote for these things? - No. Not at all. 754 01:04:33,707 --> 01:04:37,377 - Come over here. - Does that mean you're on our side? 755 01:04:37,503 --> 01:04:39,004 That's right. 756 01:04:42,174 --> 01:04:46,929 Man! Those things pack a mean wallop, huh? 757 01:04:47,721 --> 01:04:50,182 What are y'all looking at? 758 01:04:51,183 --> 01:04:55,104 You're on the clock. Let's saddle up, huh? 759 01:05:02,945 --> 01:05:05,322 Hey, man, they're stealing my helicopter! 760 01:05:09,243 --> 01:05:11,328 They've got Penny! 761 01:05:11,453 --> 01:05:14,331 She has the overthruster. 762 01:05:14,456 --> 01:05:17,459 We'll get it back. We'll get it back. 763 01:05:18,043 --> 01:05:24,550 It's... it's not Buckaroo Banzai per se, Mr President. It's his men. 764 01:05:24,675 --> 01:05:28,303 Foreigners, some of 'em. Or their names have been changed. 765 01:05:28,428 --> 01:05:32,224 Their true backgrounds are shrouded in secrecy! 766 01:05:32,349 --> 01:05:37,688 Now, all I'm saying is that this jet car belongs in the hands of Defense. 767 01:05:37,813 --> 01:05:42,192 I mean, if the Banzai Institute doesn't want to sell it to us, 768 01:05:42,317 --> 01:05:44,611 then we're gonna have to take it from them! 769 01:05:44,736 --> 01:05:47,865 In national interest, of course. 770 01:05:49,700 --> 01:05:51,326 - Come in. 771 01:05:51,451 --> 01:05:56,665 Mr President, World Watch One. incoming transmission. 772 01:05:56,790 --> 01:05:58,208 Yeah. 773 01:06:04,214 --> 01:06:06,508 Hello Mr President, I know your back is killing you, 774 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:10,888 but I have a developing situation here and I must speak frankly. 775 01:06:11,013 --> 01:06:14,600 Buckaroo... Secretary of Defense McKinley 776 01:06:14,725 --> 01:06:18,353 and my National Security Advisor Smirnoff, are visiting me, 777 01:06:18,478 --> 01:06:20,731 but I have no secrets from them. 778 01:06:21,023 --> 01:06:24,484 Something has reared its ugly head in outer space 779 01:06:24,610 --> 01:06:27,279 and the Earth is caught in a crossfire. 780 01:06:27,404 --> 01:06:30,324 We have reason to believe that there are vicious aliens 781 01:06:30,449 --> 01:06:33,994 walking freely among us, posing as the owners and operators 782 01:06:34,119 --> 01:06:36,163 of Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems. 783 01:06:36,288 --> 01:06:42,044 Yoyodyne Propulsion... the people working on our Truncheon Bomber? 784 01:06:42,169 --> 01:06:46,548 - In the hands of foreign nationals? - Mr President. Time is short. 785 01:06:47,716 --> 01:06:50,636 In order to prevent John Whorfin's escape, 786 01:06:50,761 --> 01:06:54,514 my comrades are at this very moment taking up a geostationary position 787 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,893 over New Jersey. This situation is explosive. 788 01:06:58,018 --> 01:07:02,314 - Who the hell is that? - Some kind of race war in New Jersey? 789 01:07:02,606 --> 01:07:03,982 No, Mr President, no. 790 01:07:04,107 --> 01:07:07,986 This man as you call him is not a human being at all, but is, in fact, 791 01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:12,241 a black lectroid named John Parker from the very same Planet Ten. 792 01:07:12,366 --> 01:07:16,161 And his spaceship is, at this moment, anchored above Yoyodyne. 793 01:07:16,286 --> 01:07:17,286 Yoyodyne. 794 01:07:17,371 --> 01:07:20,165 - Buckaroo... - That's it! 795 01:07:20,457 --> 01:07:24,127 These red creatures, they must somehow give off the bacteria. 796 01:07:24,419 --> 01:07:29,424 We breathe it. It swims up our nose into our cerebral cortex 797 01:07:29,549 --> 01:07:33,011 - where it talks to our brain cells. - Who's talking? 798 01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:36,181 Tells us to see exactly what they want us to see. 799 01:07:36,306 --> 01:07:37,599 Electric brainwashing. 800 01:07:37,891 --> 01:07:39,518 Diabolical... 801 01:07:39,643 --> 01:07:42,521 Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. 802 01:07:44,064 --> 01:07:47,109 Lectroids from Planet Ten? 803 01:07:47,401 --> 01:07:50,362 Nuclear extortion? 804 01:07:50,487 --> 01:07:52,781 A girl named John? 805 01:07:52,906 --> 01:07:54,658 Lectroid Wing Commander. 806 01:07:54,783 --> 01:07:58,328 Excuse me, Mr President, I have to go talk to the hornet's nest. 807 01:07:59,830 --> 01:08:01,790 Good God. 808 01:08:01,915 --> 01:08:06,461 Well, if it wasn't Buckaroo Banzai, I'd say commit the man. 809 01:08:06,586 --> 01:08:08,213 Get me SAC Headquarters, Omaha, 810 01:08:08,338 --> 01:08:12,259 NORAD and the Strategic Space Command. I want data on that cloud. 811 01:08:12,384 --> 01:08:15,429 John, get out in the field. Stick your beak into this one. 812 01:08:17,097 --> 01:08:20,642 - What is this thing made of? - Cobalt and electricity. 813 01:08:20,934 --> 01:08:25,480 - They're armed for bear, Buckaroo. 814 01:08:25,605 --> 01:08:27,774 World Watch One. 815 01:08:30,444 --> 01:08:32,446 Buckaroo. 816 01:08:32,571 --> 01:08:34,614 It's Whorfin. 817 01:08:37,701 --> 01:08:38,994 Dr Banzai? 818 01:08:41,330 --> 01:08:44,499 Yes, this is Emilio Lizardo. 819 01:08:44,624 --> 01:08:46,918 Maybe you don't remember me. 820 01:08:47,878 --> 01:08:51,506 Ah. I'm flattered. We know the same people. 821 01:08:52,841 --> 01:08:55,552 Yeah. In fact, one of them is with me right now. 822 01:08:55,677 --> 01:08:57,721 Your associate... 823 01:08:57,846 --> 01:09:00,307 Dr Penny Priddy. 824 01:09:00,432 --> 01:09:01,767 Doctor? 825 01:09:01,892 --> 01:09:04,519 May I pass along my congratulations 826 01:09:04,644 --> 01:09:08,482 for your great interdimensional breakthrough. 827 01:09:08,607 --> 01:09:13,487 I'm sure in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined. 828 01:09:15,572 --> 01:09:19,534 However... Miss Priddy claims 829 01:09:19,659 --> 01:09:22,329 to be unable to solve my problem 830 01:09:22,621 --> 01:09:25,665 and provide me with the crucial missing circuit 831 01:09:25,957 --> 01:09:27,376 for my overthruster! 832 01:09:28,210 --> 01:09:30,087 He hasn't found it. He hasn't found it. 833 01:09:30,379 --> 01:09:32,714 Maybe you can convince her to try. 834 01:09:33,924 --> 01:09:35,759 John O'Connor! 835 01:09:36,885 --> 01:09:38,387 I'm not worth it! Forget me! 836 01:09:38,678 --> 01:09:42,182 - They'll never break me. Never! - Penny, get off the phone. 837 01:09:42,474 --> 01:09:46,395 What does she know about an overthruster? She's not a scientist. 838 01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:50,232 Shall we play... a Penny for your thoughts? 839 01:09:52,734 --> 01:09:55,821 Maybe you can come in her place, huh? 840 01:09:55,946 --> 01:09:58,865 Yoyodyne, Banzai. You know the address. 841 01:09:59,157 --> 01:10:02,619 Come alone and bring your overthruster! 842 01:10:04,996 --> 01:10:09,418 He'll come. I know his type. 843 01:10:09,543 --> 01:10:11,962 Take her to the pit! 844 01:10:12,087 --> 01:10:14,131 Go, Bigbooty! 845 01:10:16,675 --> 01:10:20,512 Use more honey! Find out what she knows. 846 01:10:20,929 --> 01:10:24,474 These breathing devices Hikita-san has cooked up will enable you to see these beings 847 01:10:24,599 --> 01:10:29,980 as they really are, as I've been seeing them since yesterday - as Lectroids. 848 01:10:30,105 --> 01:10:32,816 In our eyes, they're not very pretty. 849 01:10:33,817 --> 01:10:35,944 Nothing personal, John Parker. 850 01:10:39,698 --> 01:10:43,910 If we blow this today... there ain't no tomorrow. 851 01:10:44,035 --> 01:10:47,581 We have only 240 minutes remaining. 852 01:10:47,831 --> 01:10:51,209 Right. I'm assuming that Penny still has the overthruster, 853 01:10:51,334 --> 01:10:55,130 but this psycho Whorfin doesn't know that. So that'll be my job. 854 01:10:55,255 --> 01:10:57,466 To get her and it back in one piece. 855 01:10:57,716 --> 01:11:03,013 Your objective is to 86 Whorfin. You know your two strike groups. 856 01:11:03,138 --> 01:11:04,764 Apache group, that's you, Reno. 857 01:11:04,890 --> 01:11:09,478 Chaparral group, that's you, Perfect Tommy. Parker'll ride with Chaparral. 858 01:11:09,603 --> 01:11:14,524 It's my guess that no human being has ever been inside the place. 859 01:11:15,275 --> 01:11:20,071 So who knows what we're gonna find there. Top priority is the overthruster. 860 01:11:20,322 --> 01:11:23,658 Without it, Whorfin can't get off this planet. 861 01:11:23,909 --> 01:11:27,621 This homing device will probably make it very easy to find. 862 01:11:27,746 --> 01:11:30,081 And maybe a lot harder to get back. 863 01:11:31,124 --> 01:11:33,043 Strategic Space Command reports 864 01:11:33,168 --> 01:11:37,047 all the surveillance satellite communication jammed. 865 01:11:37,172 --> 01:11:39,633 Jammed? By who? Who by? 866 01:11:39,758 --> 01:11:42,511 Possible atmospheric conditions, sir. 867 01:11:42,636 --> 01:11:44,721 - Solar. - Solar? 868 01:11:44,846 --> 01:11:49,267 Intelligence confirms that Soviets are having the same problem. 869 01:11:49,392 --> 01:11:52,103 Should we be on Code Red? 870 01:11:52,229 --> 01:11:54,814 We go to Code Red, the Russians go to Code Red. 871 01:11:55,065 --> 01:11:57,359 No sense going off half-cocked. 872 01:11:57,609 --> 01:12:00,028 Buckaroo Banzai has never been wrong before. 873 01:12:00,153 --> 01:12:05,408 The man's been through solid matter. Who knows what's happened to his brain. 874 01:12:05,534 --> 01:12:07,661 Maybe it scrambled his molecules. 875 01:12:07,786 --> 01:12:11,164 All I'm saying is, Mr President, let's not panic. 876 01:12:12,791 --> 01:12:14,459 What's happening? 877 01:12:16,795 --> 01:12:19,839 Electromagnetic pulsar. 878 01:12:23,301 --> 01:12:26,846 Russians just gone to Defense Condition Two, sir. 879 01:12:26,972 --> 01:12:28,265 We've no choice, then. 880 01:12:29,015 --> 01:12:32,269 Mr President, I am a soldier, and I'm a damn good one. 881 01:12:32,394 --> 01:12:35,355 I've got enough decorations to snap a Christmas tree. 882 01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:40,527 All I'm trying to say is - and I hope I speak for everyone in this room - 883 01:12:40,652 --> 01:12:43,822 is that I am scared. 884 01:12:43,947 --> 01:12:46,449 I'm barely holding my fudge right now. 885 01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:51,288 Stop acting like a goddamn schoolgirl, General, and pull yourself together. 886 01:12:51,413 --> 01:12:55,375 I'm glad someone has the balls to face facts. 887 01:13:02,132 --> 01:13:04,509 - Don't embarrass us. - Have I ever? 888 01:13:04,759 --> 01:13:07,846 Give me 30 minutes, then come in and mop up. 889 01:13:22,193 --> 01:13:24,237 Shut up! 890 01:13:35,373 --> 01:13:38,168 I've had enough of you, Penny Priddy! 891 01:13:43,757 --> 01:13:48,511 Well... Mrs Johnson, thank you. 892 01:13:48,637 --> 01:13:53,058 It's certainly food for thought. 893 01:13:53,183 --> 01:13:57,354 No answer at the Kremlin, sir. Just dead silence. 894 01:13:58,104 --> 01:14:00,815 Then I guess the moment is upon us. 895 01:14:00,940 --> 01:14:07,906 Here you go. The Presidential Emergency Action Document. For your eyes only. 896 01:14:08,031 --> 01:14:10,075 John Hancock these, and Hail Mary. 897 01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:13,244 On second thought, maybe we should think this through 898 01:14:13,370 --> 01:14:16,831 so that future generations of Americans will... 899 01:14:17,874 --> 01:14:18,917 Oh, wow. 900 01:14:21,086 --> 01:14:24,839 "Declaration of War: The Short Form." 901 01:14:39,646 --> 01:14:43,316 Bring that thing right through the gate. Straight ahead, come on. 902 01:14:47,112 --> 01:14:50,699 Blacks... are on this planet! 903 01:14:51,574 --> 01:14:54,619 Here, in New Jersey! 904 01:14:54,744 --> 01:14:58,206 Coming to destroy us! 905 01:14:58,331 --> 01:14:59,958 We must act! 906 01:15:00,083 --> 01:15:03,128 Escape or die! 907 01:15:04,045 --> 01:15:06,339 We must work faster 908 01:15:06,464 --> 01:15:10,301 to finish the great vehicle itself, 909 01:15:10,427 --> 01:15:15,014 so we can enter the Eighth Dimension 910 01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:19,269 and free our trapped comrades! 911 01:15:19,394 --> 01:15:22,355 So we can return home 912 01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:26,192 and seize power once again! 913 01:15:28,319 --> 01:15:32,824 - What is the greatest joy? - The joy of duty! 914 01:15:33,074 --> 01:15:37,704 - Louder! - The joy of duty! 915 01:15:37,829 --> 01:15:41,249 History is made at night. 916 01:15:41,374 --> 01:15:46,504 Character is what you are in the dark! 917 01:15:46,629 --> 01:15:49,924 We must work while the clock, she's ticking. 918 01:15:51,634 --> 01:15:56,222 - We hide, they seek! - Death to the Black Lectroids! 919 01:15:56,347 --> 01:15:59,392 - Where are we going? - Planet Ten! 920 01:15:59,517 --> 01:16:01,811 - When? - Real soon! 921 01:16:09,152 --> 01:16:12,697 Come on over here. Bring it this way! 922 01:16:15,658 --> 01:16:18,244 This way! 923 01:16:18,369 --> 01:16:20,205 Now park it. 924 01:16:21,706 --> 01:16:23,958 There's no overthruster! 925 01:16:27,295 --> 01:16:30,715 Get him outta there! I wanna see his face! 926 01:16:32,509 --> 01:16:34,719 It's not here! 927 01:16:34,844 --> 01:16:37,931 Take him to the shock tower. 928 01:16:53,780 --> 01:16:57,367 The equations. Solve them. 929 01:16:57,492 --> 01:17:02,497 Enter your data on this keypad. And you better be right. 930 01:17:02,622 --> 01:17:06,626 The shock tower is a lie detector. 931 01:17:06,751 --> 01:17:10,171 Any falsehood triggers a brutal charge 932 01:17:10,296 --> 01:17:13,591 to your auditory meatus. 933 01:17:15,802 --> 01:17:18,346 - Open circuit. - So? 934 01:17:18,471 --> 01:17:22,684 You're not getting jack from me until you let Penny out of this junkyard. 935 01:17:22,809 --> 01:17:26,521 Curse you, Banzai! Don't you realise what are you saying? 936 01:17:26,646 --> 01:17:30,191 Your whole planet will be destroyed and you sit here wasting time? 937 01:17:30,316 --> 01:17:32,861 Time? I got nothing but time. 938 01:17:36,573 --> 01:17:41,035 Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. 939 01:17:41,160 --> 01:17:45,039 Doomed is your soul and damned is your life. 940 01:17:46,249 --> 01:17:47,959 Buzz off. 941 01:17:50,753 --> 01:17:52,797 Bigbooty... 942 01:17:52,922 --> 01:17:55,383 more power to him. 943 01:17:55,508 --> 01:17:58,052 Bigbooté. 944 01:17:58,177 --> 01:18:01,139 I want my missing circuit, now! 945 01:18:34,797 --> 01:18:38,801 - Is there something I can help you with? - Is Buckaroo upstairs? 946 01:18:38,927 --> 01:18:41,679 Hello, Mr Secretary. 947 01:18:41,804 --> 01:18:42,889 Where is he? 948 01:18:44,891 --> 01:18:48,394 - That won't work either. - Porco Giuda! 949 01:18:50,396 --> 01:18:52,231 Hey, Banzai. 950 01:18:54,984 --> 01:18:57,612 Take a look at your girlfriend. 951 01:19:01,574 --> 01:19:04,661 Devo lavorare con persone idiota! 952 01:19:08,915 --> 01:19:13,795 She'll live... but only for a while. 953 01:19:14,045 --> 01:19:17,340 And she won't enjoy it. 954 01:19:17,465 --> 01:19:20,218 Only you can save her from a fate 955 01:19:20,343 --> 01:19:23,471 even worse than that of your friend, Mr Rawhide. 956 01:19:23,721 --> 01:19:27,433 Missing circuits in your head, Whorfin. 957 01:19:27,558 --> 01:19:29,686 Bigbooty... 958 01:19:29,936 --> 01:19:32,397 activate your probes. 959 01:19:50,540 --> 01:19:54,210 Slow this sucker down. I'll handle these birds. 960 01:19:59,632 --> 01:20:04,637 You gentlemen have a telephone? Jump on the horn and get Mr John Bigboot. 961 01:20:04,762 --> 01:20:06,097 It's Bigbooté. 962 01:20:06,222 --> 01:20:10,476 Oh, hell, if you wanna do anything nowadays, you gotta do it yourself. 963 01:20:10,601 --> 01:20:13,688 - What is your name? - John Yaya. 964 01:20:13,813 --> 01:20:17,191 John Yaya, huh? And you are? 965 01:20:17,316 --> 01:20:19,360 "John Small Berries." 966 01:20:40,339 --> 01:20:43,342 - He's down there. I feel it. - We're not... 967 01:20:52,685 --> 01:20:58,357 - It's a nest. - Birds nest. People don't nest. 968 01:20:58,483 --> 01:20:59,984 Red Lectroid. 969 01:21:23,716 --> 01:21:26,052 Don't touch it. It might be a bomb. 970 01:21:26,177 --> 01:21:27,428 Nah, it's a toy. 971 01:21:32,391 --> 01:21:36,062 - Sit down! - Sir? Hey, that area's restricted. 972 01:21:36,187 --> 01:21:39,607 Yeah? Not to me! 973 01:21:53,955 --> 01:21:56,833 - What is this place? - It's a bivouac. They sleep here. 974 01:21:56,958 --> 01:22:00,628 - Can they all shoot stingers? - You better believe it. 975 01:22:00,753 --> 01:22:02,922 - Lizardo. Which way? - Over there. 976 01:22:03,047 --> 01:22:05,591 - You sure? - Believe it. 977 01:22:05,716 --> 01:22:07,760 Just once. 978 01:22:42,461 --> 01:22:44,505 - Where? - Shh. 979 01:22:46,924 --> 01:22:49,302 What's going on? Where are we? 980 01:22:49,427 --> 01:22:52,180 It's a bivouac, man. They sleep here. 981 01:23:08,738 --> 01:23:10,865 What's happening? 982 01:23:10,990 --> 01:23:13,618 John Isaac, get the boy! Andiamo! 983 01:23:13,743 --> 01:23:17,413 Bigbooty! Go down to the pit. Kill the girl! 984 01:23:20,666 --> 01:23:22,501 Scooter! Where are you? 985 01:23:32,970 --> 01:23:36,474 Hey, somebody turn off that gosh dang klaxon! 986 01:23:36,641 --> 01:23:40,645 Work. Work. Work. 987 01:23:43,731 --> 01:23:46,651 There are monkey boys in the facility. 988 01:23:47,276 --> 01:23:51,489 You are secure. Do not panic. 989 01:23:53,824 --> 01:23:57,411 John Emdall must die. 990 01:23:57,536 --> 01:23:59,830 Lord Whorfin must live. 991 01:24:01,707 --> 01:24:02,707 Work. 992 01:24:02,959 --> 01:24:04,252 Work. 993 01:24:04,502 --> 01:24:06,003 Work. 994 01:24:35,074 --> 01:24:36,492 Sorry. I'm sorry. 995 01:24:36,617 --> 01:24:38,119 - Sidney. - Buckaroo! 996 01:24:38,244 --> 01:24:41,372 It's good to see you, pal. You got a pistol? 997 01:24:41,497 --> 01:24:43,416 Yeah. 998 01:24:45,876 --> 01:24:48,129 What are you gonna use? 999 01:24:49,213 --> 01:24:51,757 - Where are we? - I hate to tell you. 1000 01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:55,177 Where are we going? 1001 01:24:57,179 --> 01:24:59,223 This way. 1002 01:25:07,982 --> 01:25:09,567 Get over here. 1003 01:25:09,692 --> 01:25:13,696 Keep your noses to the grindstone. 1004 01:25:13,821 --> 01:25:16,407 The greatest joy is the joy of duty. 1005 01:25:17,616 --> 01:25:20,703 Work. Work. Work. 1006 01:25:21,412 --> 01:25:24,874 Monkey boys are feeble. Lord Whorfin is supreme! 1007 01:25:24,999 --> 01:25:30,796 Bigboot! Bigboot! Hold on a minute, I wanna talk to you. 1008 01:25:31,630 --> 01:25:36,302 What the hell's the matter with you? You deaf? I said I wanna talk to you! 1009 01:25:58,783 --> 01:26:00,910 Jesus! 1010 01:26:01,243 --> 01:26:05,289 What the hell is going on here, Bigboot? Where's my bomber? 1011 01:26:05,414 --> 01:26:10,544 Bigbooté. John O'Connor, put the slug on the track. 1012 01:26:10,669 --> 01:26:13,547 I don't give a flying handshake what your name is! 1013 01:26:13,672 --> 01:26:17,093 I'm here to see a bomber! This sure ain't it. 1014 01:26:17,218 --> 01:26:20,763 Let's just go back upstairs to my office. 1015 01:26:20,888 --> 01:26:23,265 Talk about this like two reasonable beings. 1016 01:26:23,391 --> 01:26:26,811 You listen to me. Your private life, that's your own concern. 1017 01:26:26,936 --> 01:26:31,315 But I'm here to see a bomber and I'm damn sure gonna see it now! 1018 01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:35,569 Look at this place. Don't you have any pride? It looks like a damn pigsty! 1019 01:26:37,071 --> 01:26:41,951 It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy? 1020 01:26:42,910 --> 01:26:46,539 - Let's get outta here, O'Connor. - Whorfin said we could kill her. 1021 01:26:46,664 --> 01:26:50,709 Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on! 1022 01:27:16,986 --> 01:27:18,988 You owe me one, Buck. 1023 01:27:26,662 --> 01:27:29,498 It's not over yet. 1024 01:27:30,458 --> 01:27:33,586 I may be down but I'm not out. 1025 01:27:39,675 --> 01:27:42,636 What is that? Don't pick it up. No. 1026 01:27:46,140 --> 01:27:47,975 Penny. 1027 01:27:48,934 --> 01:27:50,853 How's she doing? 1028 01:27:50,978 --> 01:27:53,981 - I don't know. - There's no overthruster. 1029 01:27:54,106 --> 01:27:55,774 - Buckaroo Banzai! - What? 1030 01:27:55,900 --> 01:27:58,360 There is little time! 1031 01:27:58,486 --> 01:28:02,448 You better come quickly if your planet is still important to you. 1032 01:28:02,573 --> 01:28:06,035 Leave her to me. You take care of business. 1033 01:28:06,911 --> 01:28:08,579 Thanks. 1034 01:28:08,704 --> 01:28:10,789 - Go. - Right. 1035 01:28:13,751 --> 01:28:17,254 - Where's Buckaroo Banzai? - He's flown the coop. 1036 01:28:17,379 --> 01:28:19,131 - Is the girl dead? - Yes! 1037 01:28:19,256 --> 01:28:22,134 Then sound the call to board the ship. 1038 01:28:22,259 --> 01:28:24,929 Without the missing circuit, we'll never make it! 1039 01:28:25,054 --> 01:28:29,308 They're only monkey boys! We can crush them here on Earth, Lord Whorfin! 1040 01:28:29,433 --> 01:28:32,394 No. It's time to go home. 1041 01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:36,273 Bigbooty, you carry my overthruster. 1042 01:28:36,398 --> 01:28:39,360 John O'Connor... 1043 01:28:39,485 --> 01:28:41,946 you stick by my side. 1044 01:28:49,703 --> 01:28:54,833 The great vehicle itself is now in final boarding state. 1045 01:28:54,959 --> 01:28:57,461 What is that? 1046 01:28:58,337 --> 01:29:02,424 It's a troop ship. Lord Whorfin. 1047 01:29:07,596 --> 01:29:10,933 Massacre them without a quarter! 1048 01:29:27,157 --> 01:29:32,621 Tell the flight attendants to close the doors and prepare for a crosscheck. 1049 01:29:44,425 --> 01:29:49,555 If you are not inside the great vehicle itself, you have missed the boat. 1050 01:29:50,514 --> 01:29:55,477 We are go for launch. Do not obstruct the great vehicle. 1051 01:29:57,354 --> 01:29:59,231 Do not take to the floor. 1052 01:29:59,356 --> 01:30:03,193 Lord Whorfin will return for all those left behind. 1053 01:30:03,319 --> 01:30:08,741 Clear the great vehicle. Voltage is rising. Electromagnetic field is rising. 1054 01:30:14,455 --> 01:30:17,541 John O'Connor! Install my overthruster! 1055 01:30:17,666 --> 01:30:21,086 All carry-on baggage overhead and secure. 1056 01:30:21,211 --> 01:30:23,339 Electromagnetic field... 1057 01:30:23,464 --> 01:30:28,469 What is this? It looks like one of our thermopods. 1058 01:30:28,594 --> 01:30:30,638 But it's a very bad design. 1059 01:30:32,765 --> 01:30:38,646 Your tray tables are secure, and your seat backs in the full upright position. 1060 01:30:38,771 --> 01:30:41,982 Your overthruster is in place, Lord Whorfin. 1061 01:30:42,107 --> 01:30:44,360 It won't work! It won't work! 1062 01:30:44,485 --> 01:30:47,571 Shut up, John Bigbooty, you coward! 1063 01:30:47,696 --> 01:30:51,367 You're the weakest individual I ever know! 1064 01:30:52,409 --> 01:30:54,453 We are cooking. Over. 1065 01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:59,333 Get away from that car, or I'll drink your blood! 1066 01:31:02,878 --> 01:31:06,548 What you got there, son? That's not real, is it? 1067 01:31:09,510 --> 01:31:10,386 Get 'em up. 1068 01:31:10,511 --> 01:31:15,391 H2 tank pressurisation, OK. We're go for launch. 1069 01:31:15,516 --> 01:31:21,480 John Many Jars, establish overthruster beam red. Over. Activate oscillator. 1070 01:31:22,606 --> 01:31:26,193 Pace accelerator's shorting out! 1071 01:31:26,318 --> 01:31:29,154 John O'Connor! My overthruster! 1072 01:31:37,955 --> 01:31:41,667 Wait! Don't leave! Don't leave! 1073 01:31:41,792 --> 01:31:44,670 This is vacuum cylinder three. 1074 01:31:51,009 --> 01:31:54,638 If he can't connect the dots, they'll never penetrate. 1075 01:31:57,641 --> 01:32:02,271 Cabin fluid valves were closed. Problem is corrected. Over. 1076 01:32:02,396 --> 01:32:03,397 What is that? 1077 01:32:03,522 --> 01:32:06,900 Is OK. No worry. Is an insulating liquid. 1078 01:32:07,025 --> 01:32:09,611 Full speed ahead! 1079 01:32:09,737 --> 01:32:13,490 May I remind you to fasten your seat belts 1080 01:32:13,615 --> 01:32:16,577 and extinguish all smoking material. 1081 01:32:16,702 --> 01:32:20,330 We haven't a chance! Your overthruster's for shit! 1082 01:32:20,456 --> 01:32:23,041 One more word out of you, Bigbooty... 1083 01:32:23,292 --> 01:32:26,462 Bigbooté! Té! Té! 1084 01:32:28,756 --> 01:32:32,801 Welcome aboard, Banzai. You're next. 1085 01:32:35,012 --> 01:32:37,222 Let's go home. 1086 01:32:45,230 --> 01:32:47,816 The wall is softening. 1087 01:32:49,443 --> 01:32:53,071 - Inertial overtones obtaining command. - Oh, no. 1088 01:33:05,417 --> 01:33:10,756 Danger! Danger! We do not have crossover. Negative mass is spreading. 1089 01:33:17,679 --> 01:33:22,017 We're not in the Eighth Dimension. We are over New Jersey. 1090 01:33:22,142 --> 01:33:23,894 All is not lost... 1091 01:33:24,019 --> 01:33:26,688 Stand by to incinerate Smolensk. 1092 01:33:27,981 --> 01:33:29,358 Jettison! 1093 01:33:29,650 --> 01:33:33,320 So sorry, gentlemen, but I must dump the excess baggage. 1094 01:33:38,450 --> 01:33:41,161 Arrivederci, Banzai! 1095 01:33:43,038 --> 01:33:47,417 - Where's the power? - I'm a diplomat! I failed flight school. 1096 01:33:47,876 --> 01:33:50,003 What do we do, jump-start it? 1097 01:34:16,488 --> 01:34:19,449 Rocket stabiliser. 1098 01:34:19,575 --> 01:34:21,618 Is what this? 1099 01:34:23,537 --> 01:34:25,581 Looks like a gun. 1100 01:34:30,752 --> 01:34:32,921 John Parker, take this wheel. 1101 01:34:36,216 --> 01:34:40,095 Right, just... just hold onto that. It flies like a truck. 1102 01:34:40,220 --> 01:34:42,180 Good. What is a truck? 1103 01:34:42,472 --> 01:34:46,184 Electric beam is fine, Lord Whorfin. 1104 01:35:07,581 --> 01:35:09,583 Thermopod on our tail. Over. 1105 01:35:09,708 --> 01:35:13,253 Banzai! Oh, so you wanna play games? 1106 01:35:13,545 --> 01:35:18,467 - Let's just stabilise her? - Wanna play hide-and-seek? 1107 01:35:18,759 --> 01:35:24,306 OK. OK. Start left. Go left. More, more, more, more. Left, left. Left! I said left! 1108 01:35:24,431 --> 01:35:27,184 - This is left! - I mean my left. Go your right. 1109 01:35:27,476 --> 01:35:28,560 Go. 1110 01:35:28,852 --> 01:35:31,063 Faster! He's gaining. 1111 01:35:31,355 --> 01:35:33,148 Feet, do your stuff! 1112 01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:38,904 More, more, more. Lock in, lock in, lock in. Now dive, dive, dive, dive, dive. 1113 01:35:39,029 --> 01:35:41,907 Whorfin... sayonara. 1114 01:35:44,326 --> 01:35:49,915 Banzai! I'll see you in hell! 1115 01:35:51,249 --> 01:35:53,460 We've got him! 1116 01:35:54,544 --> 01:35:56,838 - Pull up! - It's stuck! 1117 01:36:03,470 --> 01:36:05,847 John Whorfin... destroyed. 1118 01:36:07,349 --> 01:36:09,559 Deactivate particle beam. 1119 01:36:09,851 --> 01:36:14,022 Tracking 0-0-0. 1120 01:37:00,736 --> 01:37:02,654 I thought you bought it. 1121 01:37:02,779 --> 01:37:05,198 - Yeah, me too. Where's Penny? - At the bus. 1122 01:37:05,323 --> 01:37:07,451 New Jersey helped me bring her back. 1123 01:37:07,576 --> 01:37:10,162 - How is she? - He said he'd pull her through. 1124 01:37:10,287 --> 01:37:13,081 Quite a guy, if you want my opinion. 1125 01:37:14,166 --> 01:37:15,667 You give me that gizmo 1126 01:37:15,792 --> 01:37:21,298 and I'll give you a brand new crisp $20 bill. Huh? 1127 01:37:22,716 --> 01:37:26,970 - All right, I'll tell you what... - Hey, Scooter! Fall in. 1128 01:37:32,309 --> 01:37:35,187 This what you're looking for, Buckaroo? 1129 01:37:36,521 --> 01:37:41,151 - Scooter... you got his job. - All right! 1130 01:37:41,276 --> 01:37:47,407 - Wanna ride in the jet car? - Wow! But I have to ask my dad first. 1131 01:37:47,532 --> 01:37:50,410 OK, you ask your dad, I'll wash up. 1132 01:37:54,915 --> 01:37:56,541 Aw. 1133 01:38:02,255 --> 01:38:04,299 I did all I could. 1134 01:38:07,636 --> 01:38:11,765 Buckaroo, President's on line one. ls everything OK with the alien space cloud, 1135 01:38:11,890 --> 01:38:14,226 or should he go ahead and destroy Russia? 1136 01:38:14,351 --> 01:38:17,270 Tell him yes on one and no on two. 1137 01:38:18,563 --> 01:38:22,025 Which was "yes"? To destroy Russia or number two? 1138 01:39:25,672 --> 01:39:27,299 Penny. 1139 01:39:41,521 --> 01:39:43,565 Careful. 1140 01:39:46,193 --> 01:39:48,236 You're all right. 1141 01:39:51,615 --> 01:39:53,783 You look awful. 1142 01:39:53,909 --> 01:39:59,080 You don't exactly light up a party yourself... Penny Priddy. 1143 01:40:10,550 --> 01:40:13,220 So what? Big deal! 91946