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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,005 --> 00:00:29,005 [funk music playing] 2 00:00:30,963 --> 00:00:32,005 ♪ Marmaduke ♪ 3 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:36,963 -♪ Yeah, whoa ♪ -[yawning] 4 00:00:37,505 --> 00:00:39,296 -♪ Ooh! ♪ -[snoring] 5 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:40,546 ♪ Marmaduke ♪ 6 00:00:42,130 --> 00:00:42,963 Huh? 7 00:00:43,755 --> 00:00:48,296 ♪ La, la, Marmaduke ♪ 8 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:50,671 [narrator] Once upon a time, there lived a very large 9 00:00:50,755 --> 00:00:52,380 and very sad doggy. 10 00:00:52,463 --> 00:00:55,588 His family got mad at him just for being himself. 11 00:00:55,671 --> 00:00:57,796 They locked him away in a high tower 12 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,671 just so he couldn't join Billy's birthday party. 13 00:01:00,755 --> 00:01:02,713 No one said it was easy being a dog. 14 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,505 ♪ Big style, huge smile Marmaduke ♪ 15 00:01:06,338 --> 00:01:09,046 You can't ban me from Billy's party. 16 00:01:09,130 --> 00:01:10,963 It won't be a party without me. 17 00:01:11,046 --> 00:01:12,838 [sighs] 18 00:01:12,921 --> 00:01:14,588 You put yourself there. 19 00:01:14,671 --> 00:01:16,505 -[bee buzzing] -You play, you pay. 20 00:01:16,588 --> 00:01:18,671 [man] Gather round, boys and girls, and watch this! 21 00:01:18,755 --> 00:01:19,838 [King Tut] Hmm. 22 00:01:20,838 --> 00:01:22,171 [clown chuckles] 23 00:01:22,255 --> 00:01:24,755 [humming] 24 00:01:24,838 --> 00:01:25,671 [boy cheers] 25 00:01:25,755 --> 00:01:27,505 Here's your birthday doggy. 26 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,088 -[Billy] Aw! Gee, thanks. -[boy] Where's Marmaduke? 27 00:01:30,171 --> 00:01:33,046 [Billy] Uh, he's up in my room being punished. 28 00:01:33,130 --> 00:01:33,963 [camera clicking] 29 00:01:34,046 --> 00:01:37,380 I'm having so much fun watching your brother's lame party. 30 00:01:37,463 --> 00:01:39,380 -I know, right? -[chuckles] 31 00:01:39,463 --> 00:01:41,463 [Billy] Let's see how high we can jump. 32 00:01:41,546 --> 00:01:42,546 [boys laughing] 33 00:01:42,630 --> 00:01:44,588 Watch this! [grunts] 34 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:46,338 -[boys scream] -Yay! 35 00:01:46,421 --> 00:01:47,463 Aw… 36 00:01:47,546 --> 00:01:50,671 Oh, Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! 37 00:01:50,755 --> 00:01:54,255 You know I can say your name 76,345 times in a row. 38 00:01:54,338 --> 00:01:55,838 Phil! Phil! Phil! Phil! 39 00:01:55,921 --> 00:01:57,505 [Marmaduke barking] 40 00:01:57,588 --> 00:02:01,046 -You're not going anywhere, Marmaduke. -[barking continues] 41 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:04,671 Dad, why can't Marmaduke join the party? 42 00:02:04,755 --> 00:02:07,796 Billy, he's got to stay up there until he learns his lesson. 43 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,130 -Aw! It's not fair. -[Phil groans] 44 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:13,921 Phil, don't you think you're being too hard on poor Marmaduke? 45 00:02:14,005 --> 00:02:15,338 He's gone too far, Dottie. 46 00:02:15,421 --> 00:02:18,046 Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke in obedience school. 47 00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:18,963 [whooshes] 48 00:02:19,046 --> 00:02:19,921 -Ugh! -Oh! 49 00:02:20,005 --> 00:02:22,213 [sighs] 50 00:02:22,296 --> 00:02:24,380 This is so unfair. 51 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,963 Phil can't be mad at me for being a dog. 52 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:30,921 All dogs like to chase cats. 53 00:02:31,005 --> 00:02:32,463 -[barking] -[yowls] 54 00:02:33,463 --> 00:02:34,713 [barking] 55 00:02:34,796 --> 00:02:36,046 [Phil] Marmaduke! 56 00:02:36,630 --> 00:02:38,463 [Marmaduke] No dog can resist a fresh bone. 57 00:02:38,546 --> 00:02:39,380 [grunts] 58 00:02:40,088 --> 00:02:41,838 -Huh? -[Phil grunts] 59 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,296 [yelps, grunts] 60 00:02:45,755 --> 00:02:47,046 Hey, you lousy mutt! 61 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:49,630 [Marmaduke] One man's trash is another dog's treasure. 62 00:02:49,713 --> 00:02:51,421 -Ah! -[Phil] Marmaduke! 63 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,421 [thuds] 64 00:02:53,296 --> 00:02:57,130 [Marmaduke] It's Phil's favorite chair, but he knows we like to wrestle over it. 65 00:02:57,213 --> 00:02:58,088 [Phil growls] 66 00:02:58,171 --> 00:03:00,588 -[grunting] -[boxing bell dings] 67 00:03:01,088 --> 00:03:03,005 -[chuckles] -[strained] Marmaduke! 68 00:03:03,755 --> 00:03:05,921 [groaning] 69 00:03:06,005 --> 00:03:06,838 Huh? 70 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:08,130 [whistling] 71 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:11,338 [Marmaduke] He's cooking my favorite. 72 00:03:11,421 --> 00:03:12,255 [gasps] 73 00:03:12,755 --> 00:03:14,255 Food! 74 00:03:14,338 --> 00:03:15,713 [panting, chuckling] 75 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,880 -[whistling] -[barking] 76 00:03:19,838 --> 00:03:22,546 [Marmaduke] Oh! I can't take this. 77 00:03:23,130 --> 00:03:25,546 Fine. You want to play hardball? 78 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:26,963 You got it, pal. 79 00:03:27,046 --> 00:03:30,088 -[marching band music playing] -I will march in protest! 80 00:03:30,171 --> 00:03:32,046 -I'll call my senator! -[drum thumping] 81 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:34,880 I want justice, and I want it now! 82 00:03:34,963 --> 00:03:37,796 -I won't rest for one second! -[music stops] 83 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,588 Oh, look. A bed. 84 00:03:41,171 --> 00:03:43,088 [yawns] 85 00:03:43,171 --> 00:03:44,255 [thuds loudly] 86 00:03:45,005 --> 00:03:45,880 [snoring] 87 00:03:45,963 --> 00:03:48,171 [bee buzzing] 88 00:03:48,255 --> 00:03:49,255 [licks lips] 89 00:03:55,630 --> 00:03:57,421 [bell ringing] 90 00:03:59,671 --> 00:04:01,046 Here you go, sir. 91 00:04:01,130 --> 00:04:02,588 Perfect temperature. 92 00:04:02,671 --> 00:04:04,255 Just the way you like it. 93 00:04:05,671 --> 00:04:06,796 [sniffing] 94 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:07,755 Mm-hmm! 95 00:04:07,838 --> 00:04:08,880 [slurping] 96 00:04:08,963 --> 00:04:10,463 [warbling] 97 00:04:10,546 --> 00:04:13,046 [buzzes] 98 00:04:13,130 --> 00:04:15,213 -[record scratches] -Ah! Get away from me! 99 00:04:15,796 --> 00:04:19,296 [grunts, groans] 100 00:04:19,380 --> 00:04:21,296 [warbles, huffs angrily] 101 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:22,963 -[buzzing] -[panicked grunting] 102 00:04:23,671 --> 00:04:24,796 Ah! [spits] 103 00:04:26,171 --> 00:04:27,921 [gags, coughs] 104 00:04:28,005 --> 00:04:30,796 [grunting] 105 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,171 -[buzzing] -[grunting] 106 00:04:32,255 --> 00:04:33,380 [grunts] 107 00:04:33,463 --> 00:04:35,713 [groaning dizzily] 108 00:04:36,213 --> 00:04:37,046 [growls] 109 00:04:37,130 --> 00:04:38,755 Why, you dirty little-- 110 00:04:38,838 --> 00:04:41,671 [grunting] 111 00:04:41,755 --> 00:04:43,838 [bee giggling] 112 00:04:43,921 --> 00:04:48,005 [giggling continues] 113 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:51,296 Oh, you picked the wrong day, you buzzy little-- 114 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:52,630 [growling] 115 00:04:52,713 --> 00:04:54,588 -[gasps] -[yelps] 116 00:04:54,671 --> 00:04:56,046 [screams] 117 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,255 -[grunts] -[glass shatters] 118 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,588 [yelling in slow motion] 119 00:04:59,671 --> 00:05:02,338 Oh, look. The life of the party. 120 00:05:02,421 --> 00:05:06,671 [yelling in slow motion continues] 121 00:05:06,755 --> 00:05:07,755 [boy] Whoa! 122 00:05:07,838 --> 00:05:08,963 [Barbara gasps] 123 00:05:09,463 --> 00:05:11,671 This is awesome! 124 00:05:11,755 --> 00:05:12,671 What?! 125 00:05:12,755 --> 00:05:14,421 [balloon inflates, pops] 126 00:05:14,505 --> 00:05:17,463 [screaming nervously] 127 00:05:18,046 --> 00:05:19,296 Uh-oh. 128 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:24,380 Cannonball! 129 00:05:24,463 --> 00:05:26,130 -[woman gasps] -[all scream] 130 00:05:26,713 --> 00:05:28,005 -[tires screech] -[car horn beeps] 131 00:05:28,088 --> 00:05:29,296 Me-ouch? 132 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,713 [burbling] 133 00:05:30,796 --> 00:05:33,171 -I hope my makeup doesn't run! -[kids scream] 134 00:05:33,255 --> 00:05:35,088 [burbling] 135 00:05:35,171 --> 00:05:36,171 Who wants a hot… 136 00:05:36,838 --> 00:05:38,713 Diggity dang that dog! 137 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:41,171 [burbling] Marmaduke! 138 00:05:41,255 --> 00:05:42,296 ♪ Whoa ♪ 139 00:05:42,796 --> 00:05:44,088 -[chomping] -♪ Ooh! ♪ 140 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:46,463 ♪ Marmaduke ♪ 141 00:05:47,505 --> 00:05:49,546 This is the best party ever! 142 00:05:49,630 --> 00:05:52,213 -♪ Whoa ♪ -Cowabunga! 143 00:05:53,130 --> 00:05:54,796 -Mmm! -♪ Marmaduke ♪ 144 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:55,880 -Wow! -[Phil growls] 145 00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:57,588 [clown crying] 146 00:05:57,671 --> 00:05:59,963 [music fades] 147 00:06:06,630 --> 00:06:08,880 We have to do something about Marmaduke. 148 00:06:08,963 --> 00:06:11,046 Okay. I admit it. 149 00:06:11,755 --> 00:06:13,088 He's a handful. 150 00:06:13,171 --> 00:06:16,671 Maybe obedience school isn't such a bad idea. 151 00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:18,380 [Barbara] Mom! Dad! 152 00:06:19,005 --> 00:06:22,130 Susie’s video of Marmaduke has gone viral! 153 00:06:22,213 --> 00:06:24,130 There's over a million hits! 154 00:06:24,213 --> 00:06:26,296 [Marmaduke yelling on phone] 155 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:28,755 -[water splashes] -[people scream] 156 00:06:28,838 --> 00:06:30,213 Oh my! 157 00:06:30,296 --> 00:06:33,130 Definitely time to find that obedience school. 158 00:06:33,213 --> 00:06:35,130 [Marmaduke yelling] 159 00:06:35,213 --> 00:06:36,713 -[water splashes] -[people scream] 160 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:38,880 [yelling] 161 00:06:38,963 --> 00:06:40,255 -[water splashes] -[people scream] 162 00:06:40,338 --> 00:06:42,046 [yelling] 163 00:06:42,130 --> 00:06:45,880 This "Pool Flop Fail" video is unbelievable! 164 00:06:46,796 --> 00:06:50,838 That furry rebel without a clue is totally out of control. 165 00:06:51,588 --> 00:06:54,588 A dog like this is impossible to train, 166 00:06:54,671 --> 00:06:57,171 even for the world's greatest dog trainer… 167 00:06:57,255 --> 00:06:58,463 -Hmm. -…Guy Hilton. 168 00:06:58,546 --> 00:07:02,130 Guy won the last six World Dog Championships in a row. 169 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,421 -[chuckles] Hmm? -But will not compete again 170 00:07:04,505 --> 00:07:06,963 until he finds a worthy challenge. 171 00:07:07,046 --> 00:07:09,255 Well, Guy, here it is. 172 00:07:09,338 --> 00:07:11,546 Train an impossible dog. 173 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:13,671 [music playing on TV] 174 00:07:13,755 --> 00:07:15,338 Impossible to train? 175 00:07:15,838 --> 00:07:16,671 Hmm. 176 00:07:16,755 --> 00:07:17,880 [TV clicks off] 177 00:07:17,963 --> 00:07:21,046 Impossible is my middle name. 178 00:07:21,630 --> 00:07:26,421 I will show the world that I can train any dog. 179 00:07:26,505 --> 00:07:28,380 [laughing] 180 00:07:28,463 --> 00:07:30,963 [coughing] 181 00:07:31,046 --> 00:07:32,505 [upbeat music playing] 182 00:07:32,588 --> 00:07:33,421 Hey! 183 00:07:33,963 --> 00:07:35,213 Look at this. 184 00:07:36,213 --> 00:07:37,255 Come on. 185 00:07:37,338 --> 00:07:38,838 [Billy] Ladies and gentlemen, 186 00:07:38,921 --> 00:07:44,088 step right up to see the Eighth Wonder of the World! 187 00:07:44,171 --> 00:07:45,755 -Marmaduke! -[Marmaduke] Cheese. 188 00:07:45,838 --> 00:07:47,921 [teenage boy] Oh my God. It's really him! 189 00:07:48,005 --> 00:07:49,338 -Next. -[Marmaduke] Cheese! 190 00:07:50,046 --> 00:07:52,588 Now, remember, this is a celebrity dog. 191 00:07:52,671 --> 00:07:56,213 So take your pictures, only pet him once, and-- 192 00:07:58,005 --> 00:07:59,005 [Marmaduke] Cheese. 193 00:07:59,088 --> 00:08:01,088 -[Billy] Hey! Keep it moving! -Hmm? Hmm. 194 00:08:01,171 --> 00:08:02,171 Cheese. 195 00:08:02,255 --> 00:08:03,213 [blows raspberry] 196 00:08:03,796 --> 00:08:04,630 Next. 197 00:08:05,838 --> 00:08:09,463 I don't want you drawing attention to that embarrassing doggy flop video. 198 00:08:10,046 --> 00:08:12,088 Dad, everyone loves it. 199 00:08:12,171 --> 00:08:15,130 I can't let my son charge kids from the neighborhood to meet our dog. 200 00:08:15,213 --> 00:08:16,796 What kinda father would that make me? 201 00:08:17,963 --> 00:08:20,296 You can have 10% of all profits. 202 00:08:20,380 --> 00:08:21,380 Uh… 203 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:22,880 Make it 20. 204 00:08:22,963 --> 00:08:23,838 Deal. 205 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:26,505 -[chuckles, grunting] -Mm-hmm. 206 00:08:26,588 --> 00:08:29,130 [kids chattering] 207 00:08:29,213 --> 00:08:30,421 All right, you guys! 208 00:08:30,505 --> 00:08:34,338 Marmaduke has a conference call with a big Hollywood producer coming up. 209 00:08:34,421 --> 00:08:37,713 So keep it moving! Next! 210 00:08:37,796 --> 00:08:40,005 [Marmaduke] I need hair and makeup over here. 211 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:42,713 [boy] Anybody have change for a 20? 212 00:08:42,796 --> 00:08:45,421 [Guy] ♪ Oh, I want that doggy Yes, right now ♪ 213 00:08:45,505 --> 00:08:47,921 ♪ I don’t want a cat that goes meow ♪ 214 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:50,505 ♪ I don’t want a bird or a fat old cow ♪ 215 00:08:50,588 --> 00:08:52,921 ♪ I want that dog Bowwow ♪ 216 00:08:53,005 --> 00:08:55,296 ♪ I want that doggy now ♪ 217 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:57,921 ♪ ‘Cause I’ll be famous Oh wow ♪ 218 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,213 -[tires screeching] - ♪ I want that dog somehow ♪ 219 00:09:00,296 --> 00:09:02,671 I’ll get him right now 220 00:09:03,171 --> 00:09:05,755 [chuckles] ♪ Bowwow ♪ 221 00:09:05,838 --> 00:09:06,963 [laughs] 222 00:09:08,171 --> 00:09:09,005 [thuds] 223 00:09:10,713 --> 00:09:14,046 So of all the dogs in the world, you wanna train Marmaduke 224 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:16,421 to become the next World Champion? 225 00:09:16,505 --> 00:09:19,505 After I won last year's World Championship, 226 00:09:19,588 --> 00:09:24,046 I said I wouldn't train another dog until I found a worthy challenge. 227 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:25,755 And then… 228 00:09:25,838 --> 00:09:27,088 I saw this. 229 00:09:28,671 --> 00:09:32,713 Do you really think he's got the pedigree and winning form of a world champion? 230 00:09:35,046 --> 00:09:36,546 [snoring] Bacon. 231 00:09:40,171 --> 00:09:41,213 Not at all. 232 00:09:41,296 --> 00:09:42,963 [lips smacking, stomach gurgles] 233 00:09:43,046 --> 00:09:45,005 -[sniffing] Hmm? -[Guy] He's a mess. 234 00:09:46,213 --> 00:09:48,546 -[Phil] So you want to train Marmaduke… -Mmm. 235 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,338 …because he's a complete mess? 236 00:09:50,421 --> 00:09:51,713 [Guy] Precisely. 237 00:09:51,796 --> 00:09:54,671 He's the challenge that I've been looking for. 238 00:09:54,755 --> 00:09:55,880 [chomps] Huh? 239 00:09:55,963 --> 00:09:57,880 -[Guy chuckles] -[sighs, licks lips] 240 00:09:57,963 --> 00:09:59,171 -Look. -[chomps] 241 00:09:59,255 --> 00:10:00,463 I have black belts… 242 00:10:00,546 --> 00:10:02,213 -[chomps] -…in multiple disciplines. 243 00:10:02,296 --> 00:10:07,213 I have a PhD in animal training technology and hold 33 patents. 244 00:10:07,296 --> 00:10:11,463 I am also the only person to ever win the World Dog Championship 245 00:10:11,546 --> 00:10:13,421 six times in a row. 246 00:10:13,505 --> 00:10:18,046 I can turn your dog into a champion. 247 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:19,005 [pants, slurps] 248 00:10:19,088 --> 00:10:20,421 What? Huh? 249 00:10:21,171 --> 00:10:22,130 [gulps] 250 00:10:24,255 --> 00:10:26,713 [whimpers, stomach gurgles] 251 00:10:26,796 --> 00:10:30,963 It would be nice for Marmaduke to learn how to obey the rules, but… 252 00:10:31,046 --> 00:10:33,838 [sighs] …this sounds a little extreme. 253 00:10:34,421 --> 00:10:36,755 The winning dog receives the title of World Champion, 254 00:10:36,838 --> 00:10:39,255 but, more importantly, you'll earn the respect… 255 00:10:39,338 --> 00:10:42,505 -[yawns] -…of the entire dog-loving world. 256 00:10:44,046 --> 00:10:45,046 And 257 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:48,255 the winner receives one million dollars. 258 00:10:48,338 --> 00:10:49,380 [cash register dings] 259 00:10:49,463 --> 00:10:51,130 -We're in! -We'll think about it. 260 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:57,505 Every dog just needs the proper training to bring out their inner champion. 261 00:10:57,588 --> 00:11:01,713 Okay, but I don't want my baby to suffer. 262 00:11:01,796 --> 00:11:04,130 He's quite sensitive. 263 00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:07,255 There's a champion inside Marmaduke. 264 00:11:08,213 --> 00:11:09,838 It's just covered up in 265 00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:11,338 that. 266 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:15,255 [snoring] 267 00:11:15,338 --> 00:11:16,588 French… 268 00:11:17,338 --> 00:11:18,171 [yawns] 269 00:11:19,088 --> 00:11:20,380 …poodles. [smacks lips] 270 00:11:21,921 --> 00:11:23,088 We have a deal. 271 00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:25,171 Great. 272 00:11:25,921 --> 00:11:28,046 [Guy] Training starts tomorrow. 273 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,046 [chuckles] 274 00:11:30,130 --> 00:11:33,630 It's a dog-eat-dog world, Guy Hilton. 275 00:11:33,713 --> 00:11:39,046 And you are about to show the world just how hungry you are. 276 00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:39,963 [chuckles] 277 00:11:42,088 --> 00:11:45,005 -[tires screeching] -[Guy laughing manically] 278 00:11:45,088 --> 00:11:47,088 [coughing] 279 00:11:47,171 --> 00:11:51,130 -[spurs clinking] -[Western music playing] 280 00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:56,005 Sure could use my trusty steed to track down Black Bart. 281 00:11:56,088 --> 00:11:57,005 Yeehaw! 282 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:00,463 [grunts] 283 00:12:00,546 --> 00:12:02,755 And Black Bart's getting away! 284 00:12:02,838 --> 00:12:07,005 [King Tut] Here we go again. The good, the bad, and the clueless. 285 00:12:07,088 --> 00:12:07,921 [warbles] 286 00:12:08,005 --> 00:12:09,671 Yeah! Get 'em! Get 'em! 287 00:12:09,755 --> 00:12:12,630 -Woo-hoo! Yeehaw! -Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeehaw! 288 00:12:12,713 --> 00:12:14,046 [struggles, yelps] 289 00:12:14,130 --> 00:12:15,880 [Marmaduke] Let's get that varmint! 290 00:12:16,505 --> 00:12:18,005 [Billy] Yeah! Let's get him! 291 00:12:18,088 --> 00:12:19,671 -Woo-hoo! Oh! -[horse whinnies] 292 00:12:20,171 --> 00:12:23,005 -[Billy laughing] Yeehaw! -[Marmaduke] Oh, sorry, table. 293 00:12:23,088 --> 00:12:24,546 -[King Tut] Oh! -[grunts] 294 00:12:24,630 --> 00:12:26,921 -Yippee! Get him! Get him! -Sorry, chair. 295 00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:28,838 Aah! [gasps] 296 00:12:28,921 --> 00:12:31,255 -[Marmaduke] Move it or lose it, cowboy! -[horse neighs] 297 00:12:31,338 --> 00:12:33,463 [groaning] 298 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,546 Oh… 299 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:38,630 Guy Hilton is our only hope. [sighs] 300 00:12:38,713 --> 00:12:40,796 [Marmaduke] Hey, that doormat looks like Phil. 301 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,505 -[groans] -[barking] 302 00:12:42,588 --> 00:12:46,921 [tranquil music playing] 303 00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:50,005 Hmm. You are no longer Marmaduke. 304 00:12:50,088 --> 00:12:53,255 You are simply… dog. 305 00:12:53,338 --> 00:12:56,088 Uh! Whoa! Hey, man! That's my tag! 306 00:12:56,171 --> 00:12:58,838 You will stop all bad habits. 307 00:12:58,921 --> 00:13:01,671 [groans] This is messed up. 308 00:13:01,755 --> 00:13:05,921 It’s time you forget everything you've ever known. 309 00:13:06,005 --> 00:13:08,755 Okay, crazy man. 310 00:13:08,838 --> 00:13:09,838 [dramatic music plays] 311 00:13:09,921 --> 00:13:12,838 You must earn the right to get your name back. 312 00:13:12,921 --> 00:13:14,213 To become a champion, 313 00:13:14,296 --> 00:13:19,171 you must become strong enough to do the impossible! 314 00:13:19,255 --> 00:13:21,421 Uh, all right. That's it. I've had enough. 315 00:13:21,505 --> 00:13:22,421 I'm outa here. 316 00:13:22,505 --> 00:13:25,796 There's a stack of French toast with Billy's name on it that I'm about to-- 317 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,755 -[Guy grunts] -[Marmaduke] Whoa! 318 00:13:27,838 --> 00:13:29,880 Okay, that was cool. 319 00:13:29,963 --> 00:13:32,505 You will leave when I tell you. 320 00:13:33,296 --> 00:13:36,130 If you don't get out of my way, I'm gonna have to unleash 321 00:13:36,213 --> 00:13:38,046 -thunder! -[thunder rumbles] 322 00:13:38,130 --> 00:13:40,046 -Lightning! -[lightning crackles] 323 00:13:40,130 --> 00:13:41,505 -Tornado! -[wind blusters] 324 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,171 -And Puddin'. -[paw warbles] 325 00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:45,380 Puddin's, uh, not much of a fighter. 326 00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:47,588 As you wish. 327 00:13:47,671 --> 00:13:49,421 [tense music playing] 328 00:13:49,505 --> 00:13:52,338 [low growling] 329 00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:04,005 You might wanna close your eyes, Puddin'. 330 00:14:04,088 --> 00:14:05,046 [high-pitched] Huh? 331 00:14:05,671 --> 00:14:06,505 [whimpers] 332 00:14:08,171 --> 00:14:09,130 [growls] 333 00:14:11,338 --> 00:14:12,463 [grunts] 334 00:14:12,546 --> 00:14:13,505 [grunts] 335 00:14:16,046 --> 00:14:16,880 Ha! 336 00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:18,255 [shouts] 337 00:14:18,796 --> 00:14:20,005 [exclaims nervously] 338 00:14:20,088 --> 00:14:21,755 [grunting] 339 00:14:21,838 --> 00:14:25,338 [groaning in slow motion] 340 00:14:25,421 --> 00:14:28,296 [exclaiming in slow motion] 341 00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:31,963 [grunting] 342 00:14:33,171 --> 00:14:35,213 Yech. Oh! That's so vile. 343 00:14:35,296 --> 00:14:36,921 [shuddering] 344 00:14:37,005 --> 00:14:38,171 Gross. 345 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:43,255 [grunts] You can't push me around, jerk! 346 00:14:45,171 --> 00:14:46,171 [chuckles] 347 00:14:52,213 --> 00:14:53,755 [growls] 348 00:14:54,838 --> 00:14:56,005 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. 349 00:14:56,088 --> 00:14:56,921 [grunts] 350 00:14:57,005 --> 00:14:59,088 Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Olé! 351 00:14:59,171 --> 00:15:01,088 [snorting] 352 00:15:01,755 --> 00:15:02,588 [grunts] 353 00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:07,213 [grunts] 354 00:15:07,296 --> 00:15:08,755 [smacking, grunting] 355 00:15:09,588 --> 00:15:10,921 [groans, screams] 356 00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:14,880 [screaming continues] 357 00:15:15,921 --> 00:15:16,963 So… 358 00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,255 [groans] 359 00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:19,630 …many… 360 00:15:19,713 --> 00:15:20,546 [groans] 361 00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:22,421 …ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow… 362 00:15:23,046 --> 00:15:23,963 branches! 363 00:15:24,963 --> 00:15:25,880 Ow… 364 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,005 [grunts] 365 00:15:28,755 --> 00:15:29,921 [chuckles] 366 00:15:31,755 --> 00:15:32,588 Ow. 367 00:15:33,796 --> 00:15:35,171 This ain't over. 368 00:15:35,255 --> 00:15:36,755 As you insist. 369 00:15:37,838 --> 00:15:39,380 [whooshing] 370 00:15:40,296 --> 00:15:41,130 Hmm? 371 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:42,463 [grunts] 372 00:15:43,671 --> 00:15:46,421 Aah! 373 00:15:46,505 --> 00:15:48,713 -Huh? [grunting] -[smacking] 374 00:15:49,255 --> 00:15:50,171 -[pops] -Wh… Whoa! 375 00:15:51,588 --> 00:15:53,005 What was that? 376 00:15:53,671 --> 00:15:57,171 You must be prepared for any and all situations. 377 00:15:57,255 --> 00:16:00,755 Like the kick… [whispering] …that isn't there. 378 00:16:00,838 --> 00:16:04,171 Whoa! "The kick that isn't there." 379 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,630 That's enough for today. 380 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,921 The real work begins tomorrow. 381 00:16:09,588 --> 00:16:11,880 Wait! We just started training. 382 00:16:11,963 --> 00:16:13,546 You have to show me that trick. 383 00:16:14,088 --> 00:16:18,880 [grunting] 384 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,046 [grunts, yelps] 385 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,005 [groans] 386 00:16:22,088 --> 00:16:23,005 [twitching] 387 00:16:26,171 --> 00:16:28,046 [exhales] 388 00:16:28,130 --> 00:16:29,880 -[groans] -[Western music playing] 389 00:16:30,588 --> 00:16:32,505 [Billy] There's my trusty steed. 390 00:16:32,588 --> 00:16:35,671 I heard Black Bart's been rustlin' around these parts. 391 00:16:40,005 --> 00:16:43,296 [groans] Training is so tiring. 392 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:44,213 Ugh… 393 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:45,546 [exhales, yawns] 394 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:51,963 [gasps, whimpers] 395 00:16:52,046 --> 00:16:53,005 Aw. 396 00:16:53,088 --> 00:16:56,088 You know I can't say no when you do that face. 397 00:16:56,171 --> 00:16:57,963 [panting] 398 00:16:58,838 --> 00:17:00,713 [in Southern accent] Hop on, partner. 399 00:17:00,796 --> 00:17:03,005 -[neighs] -Yeehaw! Get 'em! Get 'em! 400 00:17:03,546 --> 00:17:05,463 -[grunts] Boy howdy! -[gasps] 401 00:17:05,963 --> 00:17:08,713 -[Marmaduke] Huh? -Dad! What are you doing? 402 00:17:08,796 --> 00:17:12,088 Marmaduke doesn't have time to play cowboy. He's in training. 403 00:17:12,171 --> 00:17:14,505 But I hardly even saw him today. 404 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:18,213 That's because he's working very hard to get ready for the dog show. 405 00:17:18,296 --> 00:17:21,380 Who cares about some stupid dog show? 406 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,005 Billy? 407 00:17:24,088 --> 00:17:24,921 [Phil] Hmm. 408 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:28,463 Billy will be fine. Come on, boy. 409 00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,296 It's all yours. 410 00:17:33,463 --> 00:17:34,296 Hmm? 411 00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:38,755 Oh. Okay, this is where we both jump for the couch and have that big fight 412 00:17:38,838 --> 00:17:40,546 that ends in manly bear hugs. 413 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:43,296 [grunting] 414 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:46,130 Get some rest. Tomorrow's a big day. 415 00:17:48,546 --> 00:17:49,380 Hmm… 416 00:17:50,255 --> 00:17:52,755 You're just gonna let me have it. 417 00:17:54,213 --> 00:17:55,588 [groans] 418 00:17:56,213 --> 00:17:57,838 [melancholy music playing] 419 00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,796 Mmm! 420 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:02,421 [sniffing] Mmm, mmm! Mmm. Mmm. 421 00:18:02,505 --> 00:18:03,505 [pants, chomps] 422 00:18:03,588 --> 00:18:04,713 [electricity buzzes] 423 00:18:04,796 --> 00:18:07,546 [screaming, grunting] 424 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,838 -[grunts] -[glass shatters] 425 00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:13,421 [groans] 426 00:18:13,505 --> 00:18:15,296 [sighs] 427 00:18:17,713 --> 00:18:18,546 Huh? 428 00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,546 [sentimental music playing] 429 00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:22,046 [Marmaduke whines softly] 430 00:18:27,921 --> 00:18:29,671 [groans] 431 00:18:30,963 --> 00:18:34,588 [Marmaduke snoring] 432 00:18:34,671 --> 00:18:37,088 [Marmaduke] Man, what do you have against sleep? 433 00:18:37,171 --> 00:18:38,296 [grunting] 434 00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,213 Hey! 435 00:18:39,296 --> 00:18:40,755 [Guy straining] 436 00:18:40,838 --> 00:18:42,588 [Marmaduke] I need my beauty sleep! 437 00:18:42,671 --> 00:18:45,213 [Guy grunting] 438 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:49,671 With the help of my newest robotech training system, 439 00:18:49,755 --> 00:18:52,213 I will turn you into a champion. 440 00:18:52,296 --> 00:18:55,880 You will learn the proper way to stand and walk 441 00:18:55,963 --> 00:18:59,463 and learn to control your impulse to eat. 442 00:18:59,546 --> 00:19:00,880 Is it already lunchtime? 443 00:19:00,963 --> 00:19:03,338 [Guy] And you will train on different obstacles 444 00:19:03,421 --> 00:19:06,255 until you have the speed and agility of a champion. 445 00:19:06,338 --> 00:19:07,755 What about the kick? 446 00:19:09,171 --> 00:19:10,088 Let's begin. 447 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,296 Follow the pose. 448 00:19:14,088 --> 00:19:14,921 Huh? 449 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:16,588 Oh! 450 00:19:17,505 --> 00:19:18,505 [quavers] 451 00:19:18,588 --> 00:19:19,421 [grunts] 452 00:19:20,755 --> 00:19:21,588 [sighs] 453 00:19:25,255 --> 00:19:27,963 [Guy] You must control your impulse to eat. 454 00:19:28,046 --> 00:19:28,880 [Marmaduke] Hmm? 455 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,421 [licks lips] 456 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,421 [panting] 457 00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:36,296 -[metal clangs, warbles] -[shouts, grunts] 458 00:19:38,796 --> 00:19:40,005 [Guy] Through the poles. 459 00:19:40,796 --> 00:19:41,630 Quickly! 460 00:19:43,005 --> 00:19:44,755 [grunting] 461 00:19:45,421 --> 00:19:47,171 Whoa! 462 00:19:47,255 --> 00:19:49,630 I'm too cute to die! 463 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,505 [grunts, groans] 464 00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:53,005 Ahh! Ugh! Ahh! 465 00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,005 [groans] 466 00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:56,046 [snoring] 467 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,921 [Marmaduke grunts] There's no reason to start so early. 468 00:20:00,671 --> 00:20:02,046 [Guy and Marmaduke grunt] 469 00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:04,921 -[Marmaduke] The sun isn't even up. -[Guy straining] 470 00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:06,088 [Marmaduke] Come on! 471 00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:09,671 [grunts] 472 00:20:09,755 --> 00:20:11,046 [groans] 473 00:20:15,463 --> 00:20:16,671 Jump through the rings! 474 00:20:17,463 --> 00:20:18,296 Oh… 475 00:20:19,338 --> 00:20:21,296 [Marmaduke] This is gonna hurt! 476 00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:23,630 Whoa! [grunts] 477 00:20:23,713 --> 00:20:24,713 -[metal clangs] -Oof! 478 00:20:25,921 --> 00:20:27,255 -[grunts] -[chuckles] 479 00:20:28,046 --> 00:20:30,630 [grunts] Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 480 00:20:30,713 --> 00:20:31,671 [grunts, thuds] 481 00:20:33,171 --> 00:20:34,005 [slurps] 482 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:38,505 -[clangs] -Oh! 483 00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:40,713 Follow my movements. 484 00:20:42,338 --> 00:20:45,296 Kick time, all right. [chuckles mischievously] 485 00:20:50,171 --> 00:20:51,005 [grunts] 486 00:20:52,171 --> 00:20:53,838 [grunts, groans] 487 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,380 -[whines] -[sighs] 488 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,380 [intense music playing] 489 00:21:00,255 --> 00:21:01,963 -[gasps softly] -[Guy] Go! 490 00:21:03,171 --> 00:21:05,880 [Marmaduke] Oh, why am I doing this? I'm gonna get chopped in half! 491 00:21:06,546 --> 00:21:07,880 [screams, groans] 492 00:21:07,963 --> 00:21:10,213 [groaning] 493 00:21:11,588 --> 00:21:14,838 -[grunts] -[accordion squeaking] 494 00:21:14,921 --> 00:21:15,755 -[pops] -[grunts] 495 00:21:15,838 --> 00:21:17,630 [groans] 496 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:21,921 [thudding] 497 00:21:22,005 --> 00:21:23,005 What? 498 00:21:23,088 --> 00:21:25,296 [thudding continues] 499 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:26,380 Yikes! 500 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:33,796 [screaming in slow motion] 501 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:34,713 Shark! 502 00:21:35,213 --> 00:21:36,963 -Ow! -[alarm clock beeping] 503 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:37,963 I… I'm alive. 504 00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:39,713 I'm alive! 505 00:21:40,755 --> 00:21:41,588 [beeping stops] 506 00:21:42,755 --> 00:21:44,255 [dramatic music playing] 507 00:21:46,713 --> 00:21:48,380 [metal clangs, warbles] 508 00:21:49,713 --> 00:21:50,921 [crashes] 509 00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:53,796 [clanks] 510 00:22:15,838 --> 00:22:16,963 [beeps, stops] 511 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,630 [dramatic music continues] 512 00:22:22,421 --> 00:22:24,505 -[Guy yelps] -Let's do this, Guy. 513 00:22:37,088 --> 00:22:37,921 [oven dings] 514 00:22:39,796 --> 00:22:40,630 Brr! 515 00:22:40,713 --> 00:22:41,546 No! 516 00:22:48,796 --> 00:22:49,713 [Guy] Go! 517 00:22:50,671 --> 00:22:53,880 -[grunts] -Let's see how well you play with fire. 518 00:22:55,546 --> 00:22:56,380 [growls] 519 00:22:57,088 --> 00:22:57,921 [grunts] 520 00:23:04,088 --> 00:23:05,088 [grunts] Nailed it! 521 00:23:06,046 --> 00:23:07,213 [record scratches] 522 00:23:07,296 --> 00:23:10,296 We did it! We did it! [laughs gleefully] We did it! 523 00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:11,546 Oh, we did it! 524 00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:13,921 [giggles] Ooh! Yes! 525 00:23:14,713 --> 00:23:15,713 [sizzling] 526 00:23:15,796 --> 00:23:16,963 [sniffing] 527 00:23:17,713 --> 00:23:22,671 [screams, blowing] 528 00:23:25,088 --> 00:23:27,546 You are no longer dog. 529 00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:30,213 You are Marmaduke. 530 00:23:32,421 --> 00:23:34,380 And you're no longer guy. 531 00:23:34,463 --> 00:23:38,213 You're Guy, you know? With, like, a capital G. 532 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,880 [hesitates] I love you, man. 533 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:46,921 [Guy] Aw. 534 00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:49,130 [chuckles] 535 00:23:51,338 --> 00:23:55,338 Tomorrow, you enter your first competition. 536 00:24:03,713 --> 00:24:08,296 [upbeat music playing] 537 00:24:09,255 --> 00:24:11,755 [Barbara] Why is Dad out shopping for a new car? 538 00:24:11,838 --> 00:24:15,463 Because he thinks Marmaduke is gonna make us rich. 539 00:24:15,546 --> 00:24:18,463 Billy, stop saying true things about your father. 540 00:24:18,546 --> 00:24:21,755 Why? All he cares about is the prize money. 541 00:24:21,838 --> 00:24:23,921 Yeah, what a jerk. 542 00:24:26,296 --> 00:24:28,380 Mom, if Marmaduke wins, can I get a pony? 543 00:24:29,838 --> 00:24:31,255 We'll see, honey. [chuckles] 544 00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:33,213 Hmm… 545 00:24:33,296 --> 00:24:36,171 [announcer] Welcome to the County Dog Show! 546 00:24:36,255 --> 00:24:41,171 And now, I'd like to introduce Henri and Philippe! 547 00:24:41,255 --> 00:24:42,088 [applauding] 548 00:24:42,171 --> 00:24:45,296 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 549 00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:48,088 the dog you've all been waiting for. 550 00:24:48,171 --> 00:24:51,005 -It is Zeus! -[audience cheering] 551 00:24:57,713 --> 00:24:59,046 [audience gasps] 552 00:25:01,046 --> 00:25:01,880 [Billy] Ahh! 553 00:25:02,463 --> 00:25:03,296 Oh! 554 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,296 Come on, people. Don't be shy. 555 00:25:08,796 --> 00:25:13,963 Come on up and take a close look at the future World Champion. 556 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:16,796 -[chuckles] -[cheering] 557 00:25:18,630 --> 00:25:19,546 Oh! 558 00:25:20,255 --> 00:25:22,963 He shimmers like gold! 559 00:25:25,296 --> 00:25:29,713 Look how beautiful Shimmer Shampoo makes Zeus's hair, no? 560 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:35,588 That is the best-looking dog I've ever seen! 561 00:25:35,671 --> 00:25:38,130 That's just the lights from the-- Oh! Ah! 562 00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:43,546 Okay, that's the fur. 563 00:25:43,630 --> 00:25:44,963 That is the fur. 564 00:25:45,463 --> 00:25:46,546 [groans] 565 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:49,505 Aw. Looks aren't everything. 566 00:25:49,588 --> 00:25:50,588 Aw, thanks, buddy. 567 00:25:50,671 --> 00:25:52,463 [Barbara] Hey, Billy! Come here! 568 00:25:53,921 --> 00:25:55,880 Wait, what's that supposed to mean? 569 00:25:56,755 --> 00:26:01,338 And don't forget to take advantage of our two-for-one offer for Shimmer Shampoo. 570 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,713 Guaranteed to turn your dog into a dream… 571 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:07,046 -[Philippe chuckles] -…like the Zeus. 572 00:26:07,755 --> 00:26:10,213 -No wonder he's so shiny. -Billy, look. 573 00:26:10,296 --> 00:26:14,046 [Marmaduke] He uses name-brand shampoo. I use soap. 574 00:26:14,130 --> 00:26:15,421 Dish soap. 575 00:26:16,421 --> 00:26:18,921 Mom, can I use Shimmer Shampoo? 576 00:26:20,755 --> 00:26:21,796 Don't be silly. 577 00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:25,005 You're not using dog shampoo. [chuckles] 578 00:26:26,546 --> 00:26:28,171 -[gasps] -[cash register dings] 579 00:26:28,255 --> 00:26:29,630 It's too expensive. 580 00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:35,421 Zeus is so, so special. [giggles] 581 00:26:36,088 --> 00:26:37,046 Hmm. 582 00:26:37,130 --> 00:26:39,505 [sarcastically] So, so special. Right. 583 00:26:39,588 --> 00:26:41,546 Yes. Please. Okay. 584 00:26:41,630 --> 00:26:47,046 Come out to the big show and see the next World Dog Champion! 585 00:26:47,130 --> 00:26:48,171 [cheering] 586 00:26:48,255 --> 00:26:50,046 [Henri and Philippe] Zeus! 587 00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:51,130 [cheering continues] 588 00:26:51,213 --> 00:26:56,088 And don't forget to take advantage of our two-for-one offer for the Shimmer Shampoo! 589 00:26:56,171 --> 00:26:58,463 Handmade by me and my brother. 590 00:26:58,546 --> 00:26:59,380 [chuckles] 591 00:27:00,130 --> 00:27:02,088 Oh! Zeus. 592 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,171 I'm so happy to be-- [grunts] 593 00:27:05,255 --> 00:27:06,463 Sorry. 594 00:27:06,546 --> 00:27:07,380 [shudders] 595 00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:12,296 Come to buy some shampoo, fleabag? 596 00:27:12,921 --> 00:27:16,796 Or did you just want to see what a champion looks like up close? 597 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,713 You know what? I'm gonna be a champion too. 598 00:27:20,296 --> 00:27:21,713 [laughing] 599 00:27:21,796 --> 00:27:27,171 Okay. First of all, ah, I'm going to be the next World Champion. 600 00:27:27,255 --> 00:27:31,421 Second of all, the only thing you're going to win is 601 00:27:31,505 --> 00:27:35,088 total humiliation for you and your family. 602 00:27:35,630 --> 00:27:36,630 [grumbles] 603 00:27:37,921 --> 00:27:39,130 -[roars] -[gasps, shouts] 604 00:27:39,713 --> 00:27:42,171 -Oh! -[laughs] Psych. 605 00:27:42,255 --> 00:27:43,838 [groans] 606 00:27:43,921 --> 00:27:44,796 Huh? 607 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,171 [Guy chuckles] 608 00:27:46,255 --> 00:27:48,005 Congratulations, Marmaduke. 609 00:27:48,088 --> 00:27:50,796 You're all signed up for your first dog show. 610 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,713 Guy? 611 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:53,671 Oh! 612 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:56,171 Who's this pretty princess? 613 00:27:56,255 --> 00:27:59,005 [scoffs] See ya later, loser. 614 00:27:59,588 --> 00:28:00,421 Humph. 615 00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:02,671 Ugh. Ooh. 616 00:28:03,713 --> 00:28:07,213 Oh, I hope this disguise works and no one recognizes me. 617 00:28:07,296 --> 00:28:09,755 Come on, we have to get ready for the competition. 618 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:12,213 [upbeat music playing] 619 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:15,005 [urinating] 620 00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:20,630 Today, you'll show them all that you are a champion. 621 00:28:24,005 --> 00:28:25,046 Showtime. 622 00:28:25,130 --> 00:28:26,130 [Marmaduke] Wow. 623 00:28:36,421 --> 00:28:38,296 -Hmm? -Hi, pal. 624 00:28:39,005 --> 00:28:40,046 Hi. 625 00:28:41,380 --> 00:28:44,755 So many new friends to talk to. 626 00:28:44,838 --> 00:28:45,713 Yay! 627 00:28:45,796 --> 00:28:47,796 Ah. Here we are. 628 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,130 Wow. 629 00:28:49,213 --> 00:28:50,713 This is all for me? 630 00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:52,463 You belong here. 631 00:28:53,046 --> 00:28:55,796 -You have to believe you're a winner. -Huh? [grunts] 632 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,755 So start acting like one. 633 00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:00,171 [muffled] Okey dokey. 634 00:29:00,255 --> 00:29:03,630 -[warbles] -Stay put while I find out when we're up. 635 00:29:04,755 --> 00:29:05,588 Okay. 636 00:29:05,671 --> 00:29:07,546 Believe you're a winner. 637 00:29:07,630 --> 00:29:09,213 Got it. No problem. 638 00:29:09,296 --> 00:29:11,796 I'm a winner. I'm a winner. I'm a winner. 639 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,380 -[dog gasps] Zeus. -Huh? 640 00:29:13,463 --> 00:29:17,171 -[triumphant music playing] -[woman squeals] Zeus! 641 00:29:19,505 --> 00:29:21,463 Oh no. Zeus! 642 00:29:21,546 --> 00:29:22,921 Okay, okay. Act cool. 643 00:29:23,005 --> 00:29:25,088 Just ignore him, and he won't bother you. 644 00:29:26,171 --> 00:29:28,421 Oh, Zeus. Zeus! 645 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:31,296 -It was so great to meet you earlier. -[sighs] 646 00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:32,380 [grunts] 647 00:29:32,463 --> 00:29:33,671 [quavering] 648 00:29:33,755 --> 00:29:35,088 -[Zeus chuckles] -[grunts] 649 00:29:35,171 --> 00:29:41,338 Hey, buddy. I just wanted to apologize for how I acted earlier. 650 00:29:41,421 --> 00:29:42,921 Whatever, Zeus. 651 00:29:44,421 --> 00:29:46,755 But did… did… did you just apologize? 652 00:29:47,505 --> 00:29:48,463 Yeah, man. 653 00:29:48,546 --> 00:29:52,880 I spent the whole day on that lousy stage taking pictures and… 654 00:29:53,755 --> 00:29:55,505 -I just lost it. -[woman] Oh! Oh no! 655 00:29:55,588 --> 00:29:58,671 Us show dogs have to stick together, bro-bro. 656 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,588 [woman] No, boy! Oh, stop! 657 00:30:00,671 --> 00:30:04,130 [hesitantly] Okay, bro-bro. 658 00:30:04,213 --> 00:30:08,671 I can tell I need to earn your trust. Let me show you something. 659 00:30:11,838 --> 00:30:14,963 Now, there's a well-known secret about every single dog show. 660 00:30:16,130 --> 00:30:16,963 Follow me. 661 00:30:20,963 --> 00:30:24,255 Nobody comes here for stupid little trophies or fancy ribbons. 662 00:30:24,338 --> 00:30:26,963 -Huh? -We come here for… 663 00:30:29,130 --> 00:30:30,671 the food! 664 00:30:30,755 --> 00:30:33,421 [Marmaduke] It's… it's a… I don't… I can't… 665 00:30:33,505 --> 00:30:34,921 I… I want… I… 666 00:30:35,005 --> 00:30:36,296 I need… 667 00:30:36,380 --> 00:30:38,838 There's… there's so much food! 668 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:41,046 [Zeus] You okay, buddy? 669 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:44,380 Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. I'm okay. Just… just gimme a sec, all right? 670 00:30:44,463 --> 00:30:45,630 It's so beautiful. 671 00:30:45,713 --> 00:30:47,296 Go on. Dive in. 672 00:30:48,630 --> 00:30:52,255 But we're not supposed to eat a large meal before a competition. 673 00:30:53,005 --> 00:30:58,088 A large meal before a competition is exactly what you need. 674 00:30:58,171 --> 00:31:00,463 We don't have much time, so dig in. 675 00:31:01,171 --> 00:31:02,546 [chewing] Mmm. Mmm. 676 00:31:02,630 --> 00:31:04,130 Okay, I'm in. 677 00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:06,755 But just a tiny taste. [exhales] 678 00:31:08,505 --> 00:31:11,046 I gotta rush and get highlight touch-ups. 679 00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:12,796 I'll see you in five. 680 00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,630 -See ya. -[saliva dripping] 681 00:31:14,713 --> 00:31:15,838 [chuckles menacingly] 682 00:31:15,921 --> 00:31:17,213 [crowd cheering] 683 00:31:17,296 --> 00:31:20,463 [announcer] All contestants please report to the main stage. 684 00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:22,963 The show is finally starting! 685 00:31:23,046 --> 00:31:24,046 [laughs gleefully] 686 00:31:25,421 --> 00:31:26,380 -Where the… -[barks] 687 00:31:26,463 --> 00:31:27,588 -…is Marmaduke? 688 00:31:28,463 --> 00:31:30,838 [Marmaduke, dazedly] So fat. 689 00:31:30,921 --> 00:31:32,880 So happy. 690 00:31:32,963 --> 00:31:33,963 [belches] 691 00:31:34,046 --> 00:31:36,046 [groans, belches] 692 00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:40,130 [announcer] All contestants please report to the main stage. 693 00:31:40,963 --> 00:31:42,463 [groans] 694 00:31:43,046 --> 00:31:45,005 -[stomach gurgles] -[groaning continues] 695 00:31:45,088 --> 00:31:45,921 [sighs] 696 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:50,880 [straining, groaning] 697 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,713 -Whoa! [grunts] -[dishes clattering] 698 00:31:54,796 --> 00:31:56,463 Okay, gotta get up. 699 00:31:56,546 --> 00:31:57,380 [strains] 700 00:31:57,463 --> 00:31:59,505 [grunting] 701 00:31:59,588 --> 00:32:02,255 -[sighs, groans] -[stomach sloshes] 702 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:04,755 Did my legs shrink? 703 00:32:05,838 --> 00:32:06,713 [grunts] 704 00:32:06,796 --> 00:32:09,296 [announcer] The dog show competition is starting. 705 00:32:09,380 --> 00:32:11,338 All contestants must get ready. 706 00:32:11,421 --> 00:32:13,880 [groaning] I can't believe I ate the whole thing. 707 00:32:14,755 --> 00:32:16,130 [straining] 708 00:32:16,213 --> 00:32:18,421 [grunting] 709 00:32:18,505 --> 00:32:20,796 [straining] 710 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,588 -[legs warbling] -[panting] 711 00:32:22,671 --> 00:32:24,588 [inhales sharply] 712 00:32:24,671 --> 00:32:25,796 [farts] 713 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,838 [exhales] Okay. 714 00:32:27,921 --> 00:32:31,005 [crowd cheering] 715 00:32:31,088 --> 00:32:32,838 [announcer] Bring out the dogs! 716 00:32:33,421 --> 00:32:35,338 Yay! Here they come! 717 00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:36,713 [Guy] Ugh. 718 00:32:38,296 --> 00:32:40,338 Where is that… [sighs] 719 00:32:40,421 --> 00:32:42,130 Oh! Where have you been? 720 00:32:42,213 --> 00:32:44,546 Don't worry. I was just checking my blood sugar. 721 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:45,463 [burps] 722 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:46,921 [coughing] 723 00:32:47,005 --> 00:32:49,171 What is that smell?! 724 00:32:49,255 --> 00:32:50,213 [clears throat] 725 00:32:50,296 --> 00:32:53,255 Now, remember, float around the perimeter. 726 00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:55,338 [crowd cheering] 727 00:33:00,588 --> 00:33:02,380 [Billy] Hey! There's Marmaduke! 728 00:33:02,963 --> 00:33:05,380 [Marmaduke] Floating. Just keep floating. 729 00:33:11,505 --> 00:33:13,546 [woman] Go! Go! Yes! 730 00:33:13,630 --> 00:33:15,546 [cheering continues] 731 00:33:15,630 --> 00:33:17,463 [Marmaduke] See? We're good. 732 00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:21,255 Easy peasy, lemon-- 733 00:33:21,338 --> 00:33:23,380 -[grunts] -[stomach gurgles] 734 00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:25,880 Uh-oh. 735 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:27,755 [gurgling] 736 00:33:28,713 --> 00:33:30,088 -[thuds] -[legs quaver] 737 00:33:30,671 --> 00:33:32,421 -[farts] -What are you doing? 738 00:33:32,505 --> 00:33:34,255 [groaning] I gotta go! 739 00:33:34,338 --> 00:33:35,671 -[farts] -[sniffs] 740 00:33:35,755 --> 00:33:36,671 Blech! 741 00:33:36,755 --> 00:33:41,005 That's it. I'm never smelling a dog's rear end again. 742 00:33:41,088 --> 00:33:44,963 What happened to you? Did you swallow the Goodyear Blimp? 743 00:33:45,046 --> 00:33:46,880 What's going on?! 744 00:33:46,963 --> 00:33:47,796 Whoa! 745 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,421 He looks like me after Taco Tuesday. 746 00:33:51,755 --> 00:33:52,630 Get up. 747 00:33:52,713 --> 00:33:55,005 I can't. Trust me. 748 00:33:55,921 --> 00:33:57,505 What's wrong with Marmaduke? 749 00:33:58,130 --> 00:33:59,088 [straining] Get up. 750 00:33:59,755 --> 00:34:01,630 [Zeus] How was your snack? 751 00:34:01,713 --> 00:34:04,546 -You look a bit bloated. [chuckles] -[grunting nervously] 752 00:34:04,630 --> 00:34:07,088 I… I'm fine, thank you. I… I just have to… 753 00:34:07,171 --> 00:34:09,755 [gurgling] 754 00:34:09,838 --> 00:34:11,046 Uh-oh! 755 00:34:11,838 --> 00:34:13,296 I need to-- Oh! 756 00:34:17,005 --> 00:34:18,588 -Gotta go! -Marmaduke! 757 00:34:18,671 --> 00:34:20,921 -[panting] -[spluttering] 758 00:34:21,005 --> 00:34:24,671 [panting frantically] 759 00:34:25,588 --> 00:34:26,713 [labored breathing] 760 00:34:29,296 --> 00:34:33,130 [panting] It's too far. I'm not gonna make it. 761 00:34:33,213 --> 00:34:34,046 [whimpers] 762 00:34:34,130 --> 00:34:35,088 Oh? Oh! 763 00:34:37,005 --> 00:34:39,921 -Ah. I can do it. I can do it. -[tires screeching] 764 00:34:40,005 --> 00:34:41,380 Someone control that dog. 765 00:34:41,463 --> 00:34:43,338 [panting] 766 00:34:43,421 --> 00:34:44,796 -[boings] -Aah! 767 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,713 [grunts] 768 00:34:45,796 --> 00:34:48,796 [screaming] 769 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,921 [screaming continues] 770 00:34:54,755 --> 00:34:56,255 [stomach gurgling] 771 00:34:56,338 --> 00:35:01,671 -[exhaling] -[farting] 772 00:35:01,755 --> 00:35:03,338 -[man] What is that? -[kid] Oh my God! 773 00:35:03,421 --> 00:35:05,880 -[girl] What's happening? -[Henri] What the heck? 774 00:35:05,963 --> 00:35:07,755 [screaming, grunting] 775 00:35:07,838 --> 00:35:09,546 -[Dottie] What is that? -[coughing] 776 00:35:10,546 --> 00:35:11,755 [Phil] Watch out! 777 00:35:11,838 --> 00:35:12,963 [coughing] 778 00:35:14,005 --> 00:35:14,921 [girl screams] 779 00:35:15,005 --> 00:35:16,880 [dramatic music playing] 780 00:35:16,963 --> 00:35:20,880 [screaming] 781 00:35:20,963 --> 00:35:23,171 [girl crying] 782 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:24,796 [snoring] 783 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,338 [whimpering] 784 00:35:26,421 --> 00:35:28,421 [woman screams] 785 00:35:30,546 --> 00:35:33,296 [retching] 786 00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:35,255 [Barbara screams] 787 00:35:37,755 --> 00:35:38,588 [gags] 788 00:35:42,713 --> 00:35:45,463 [woman gagging, coughing] 789 00:35:45,546 --> 00:35:47,546 [dramatic music continues] 790 00:35:58,171 --> 00:36:00,255 [boy] We're all gonna die! 791 00:36:00,338 --> 00:36:03,255 [screaming] 792 00:36:03,338 --> 00:36:04,838 -[boy grunts] -[crashing] 793 00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:06,963 [coughing] 794 00:36:07,046 --> 00:36:08,713 That's awesome! 795 00:36:08,796 --> 00:36:10,046 [coughing] 796 00:36:12,088 --> 00:36:14,796 [inhales] That was a disgrace! 797 00:36:15,630 --> 00:36:19,546 I’ve never seen anything more embarrassing in all my life! 798 00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:25,005 I can't believe I thought you had a shot at greatness. 799 00:36:25,088 --> 00:36:26,171 [Marmaduke whimpers] 800 00:36:26,255 --> 00:36:28,546 Congratulations, Phil. 801 00:36:28,630 --> 00:36:31,838 You've discovered a new breed of dog. 802 00:36:31,921 --> 00:36:34,630 The Not-So-Great Dane. 803 00:36:35,713 --> 00:36:36,963 [sighs] 804 00:36:41,505 --> 00:36:43,880 [groans] 805 00:36:44,588 --> 00:36:46,588 -[sighs] -[Billy] It's okay, boy. 806 00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:48,921 You don't have to do this anymore. 807 00:36:49,005 --> 00:36:50,338 It's all over. 808 00:36:53,005 --> 00:36:57,380 [high-pitched coughing] 809 00:36:57,463 --> 00:36:58,296 [gags] 810 00:36:58,380 --> 00:37:01,213 -[school bell rings] -[upbeat music playing] 811 00:37:03,296 --> 00:37:06,380 [girls laughing] 812 00:37:06,463 --> 00:37:07,338 Ew. 813 00:37:07,421 --> 00:37:08,796 [laughs] Gross. 814 00:37:09,505 --> 00:37:10,380 Hey. 815 00:37:13,088 --> 00:37:14,005 Hey, guys. 816 00:37:14,088 --> 00:37:17,005 [cheerleaders laughing] 817 00:37:17,838 --> 00:37:21,213 Watch out. It's El Stinko! 818 00:37:22,796 --> 00:37:25,463 She shares a home with Scooby Poo! 819 00:37:25,546 --> 00:37:29,463 [laughing] 820 00:37:29,546 --> 00:37:31,296 -[sad music playing] -[cheerleader] Ew! 821 00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:34,338 [laughing continues] 822 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:39,255 [upbeat music playing] 823 00:37:39,338 --> 00:37:40,296 [boy] Check it out. 824 00:37:41,171 --> 00:37:42,005 [chuckles] 825 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,338 [boys laughing] 826 00:37:47,421 --> 00:37:48,255 [grunts] 827 00:37:49,963 --> 00:37:53,421 Your dog is disgusting! 828 00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:54,838 -Yeah. -[laughing] 829 00:37:54,921 --> 00:37:56,046 Take it back! 830 00:37:56,713 --> 00:37:57,546 [grunts] 831 00:37:58,046 --> 00:37:59,963 -[boy taunting in singsong] -[boy 2] Get him! 832 00:38:00,463 --> 00:38:01,588 [grunting] 833 00:38:01,671 --> 00:38:03,921 [boys laughing] 834 00:38:04,005 --> 00:38:05,005 [boy 2] Loser! 835 00:38:08,505 --> 00:38:10,505 [sentimental music playing] 836 00:38:12,588 --> 00:38:13,421 [grunts] 837 00:38:24,588 --> 00:38:25,505 [Marmaduke] Billy? 838 00:38:30,296 --> 00:38:31,130 [sighs] 839 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:36,296 Say something nice to your dog. 840 00:38:39,463 --> 00:38:40,713 [sighs] 841 00:38:49,255 --> 00:38:50,255 [sighs] 842 00:38:51,088 --> 00:38:51,921 You… 843 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:53,713 I mean… 844 00:38:54,755 --> 00:38:55,588 You… 845 00:38:56,755 --> 00:38:57,588 [whimpers] 846 00:38:58,963 --> 00:39:00,755 You are who you are, Marmaduke. 847 00:39:08,088 --> 00:39:08,921 [sighs] 848 00:39:09,588 --> 00:39:11,463 [exhales] 849 00:39:12,921 --> 00:39:13,755 [groans] 850 00:39:19,088 --> 00:39:20,421 Oh, Phil means well, 851 00:39:20,505 --> 00:39:24,546 but he's not really good at the old pick-me-up speech. 852 00:39:25,338 --> 00:39:26,380 [sighs] 853 00:39:27,171 --> 00:39:30,213 Oh, come on. It's not that big a deal. 854 00:39:30,296 --> 00:39:33,046 So you lost the dog show competition. 855 00:39:33,130 --> 00:39:34,421 I didn't just lose. 856 00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:38,796 I lost it in the championship trophy in front of 500 people. 857 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,713 [sighs] 858 00:39:39,796 --> 00:39:42,088 Do you have any idea how humiliating that is? 859 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:44,630 -Then I got my butt stuck in the trophy. -[inhales sharply] 860 00:39:44,713 --> 00:39:46,963 And tt took two security guards to get it out! 861 00:39:47,921 --> 00:39:48,755 [grunts] 862 00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:55,963 Well, that's a memory the dog show crowd will cherish for the rest of their lives. 863 00:39:56,046 --> 00:39:57,088 [sighs] 864 00:39:58,755 --> 00:40:01,463 Probably best if you lay low for a while. 865 00:40:02,088 --> 00:40:03,505 This will all blow over. 866 00:40:04,463 --> 00:40:05,296 I hope. 867 00:40:08,171 --> 00:40:10,880 [groans, whimpers] 868 00:40:10,963 --> 00:40:11,796 [treat thuds] 869 00:40:13,505 --> 00:40:16,046 [birds chirping] 870 00:40:16,130 --> 00:40:18,088 [crickets chirping] 871 00:40:18,171 --> 00:40:19,255 [light switch clicks] 872 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:24,588 [grunts] 873 00:40:26,630 --> 00:40:27,463 [huffs] 874 00:40:30,213 --> 00:40:31,130 [sobs] 875 00:40:31,213 --> 00:40:32,796 I quit cheerleading today. 876 00:40:33,296 --> 00:40:34,963 [Dottie] Oh, honey. 877 00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:40,588 And I always thought Dad would be the reason why I had no friends in school. 878 00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:41,755 Thanks, Barb. 879 00:40:42,838 --> 00:40:45,505 Our dog's a loser! 880 00:40:46,213 --> 00:40:47,421 He's not a loser! 881 00:40:49,713 --> 00:40:50,588 Kids. 882 00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:53,963 Some dogs are meant to be champions. 883 00:40:56,255 --> 00:40:58,171 Some dogs are meant to be… 884 00:40:58,838 --> 00:40:59,755 dogs. 885 00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:03,630 Messy, clumsy, undisciplined dogs. [chuckles] 886 00:41:04,505 --> 00:41:07,463 Mom's right. The whole thing is unfortunate. 887 00:41:08,380 --> 00:41:11,796 But the best thing we can do is put the whole thing behind us. 888 00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:13,796 -Huh? -[record scratches] 889 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,880 [epic orchestral music playing] 890 00:41:23,296 --> 00:41:25,005 -[record scratches] -What is it? 891 00:41:25,088 --> 00:41:27,505 Guy wants us to pay for the training costs. 892 00:41:27,588 --> 00:41:29,380 Did you agree to that? 893 00:41:29,463 --> 00:41:32,255 It was supposed to come out of the prize money 894 00:41:32,338 --> 00:41:33,963 that we didn't win. 895 00:41:34,046 --> 00:41:36,171 We're all losers! 896 00:41:36,255 --> 00:41:38,255 [sobbing] 897 00:41:38,921 --> 00:41:41,255 [sighs] It's all my fault. 898 00:41:41,338 --> 00:41:44,421 [Dottie] Oh, honey. It's gonna be okay. 899 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:51,088 [somber music playing] 900 00:41:52,171 --> 00:41:53,005 [sighs] 901 00:41:53,838 --> 00:41:54,880 I'm really sorry. 902 00:42:05,838 --> 00:42:07,671 -[thunder rumbling] -[King Tut sighs] 903 00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:23,213 [dramatic up-tempo music playing] 904 00:42:24,255 --> 00:42:27,713 [Dottie] Kids, some dogs are meant to be champions. 905 00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:29,880 Some dogs are meant to be… 906 00:42:30,588 --> 00:42:31,421 dogs. 907 00:42:33,838 --> 00:42:35,880 [Barbara] Our dog's a loser! 908 00:42:37,796 --> 00:42:40,546 [Zeus] The only thing you're going to win 909 00:42:40,630 --> 00:42:44,796 is total humiliation for you and your family. 910 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:45,963 [groans] 911 00:42:46,046 --> 00:42:47,713 [Phil] He's gone too far, Dottie. 912 00:42:48,421 --> 00:42:51,296 Maybe we need to enroll Marmaduke in obedience school. 913 00:42:53,130 --> 00:42:55,755 [Guy] You've discovered a new breed of dog, 914 00:42:55,838 --> 00:42:58,588 the Not-So-Great Dane. 915 00:42:59,546 --> 00:43:01,046 -[grunts] -[car horn blaring] 916 00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:01,963 Whoa! 917 00:43:02,755 --> 00:43:03,838 [grunts] 918 00:43:03,921 --> 00:43:05,546 [panting] 919 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:12,588 Oh! 920 00:43:14,546 --> 00:43:15,630 [sighs] 921 00:43:21,630 --> 00:43:23,505 They’ll be better off without me. 922 00:43:25,338 --> 00:43:26,880 I'm such a loser. 923 00:43:28,088 --> 00:43:29,463 [car horn blaring] 924 00:43:29,546 --> 00:43:30,755 -[tires squealing] -Huh? 925 00:43:33,505 --> 00:43:34,671 Toodle-oo! 926 00:43:34,755 --> 00:43:35,755 King Tut! 927 00:43:36,588 --> 00:43:39,046 -[panting] -[car horns beeping] 928 00:43:39,630 --> 00:43:40,838 [tires squealing] 929 00:43:40,921 --> 00:43:43,213 [grunting in slow motion] 930 00:43:45,755 --> 00:43:48,546 -[grunts] -[car horn beeping] 931 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,380 What were you doing out there? 932 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,546 Waiting for you. 933 00:43:54,630 --> 00:43:55,463 What? 934 00:43:56,338 --> 00:43:58,088 [King Tut] I knew I wasn’t in any danger 935 00:43:58,171 --> 00:44:01,463 because you’ll do whatever it takes to make sure 936 00:44:01,546 --> 00:44:04,130 that the whole family is safe and sound. 937 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,463 Tell that to Billy and Barbara. 938 00:44:08,838 --> 00:44:11,171 [King Tut] Nobody wins their first competition. 939 00:44:11,255 --> 00:44:15,546 You just need to go back out there and make things right. 940 00:44:16,255 --> 00:44:18,838 Are you kidding? All that training? 941 00:44:18,921 --> 00:44:20,213 What a joke. 942 00:44:20,296 --> 00:44:22,046 Guy was right. 943 00:44:22,130 --> 00:44:25,255 -There is a champion inside of you. -[soft piano music playing] 944 00:44:26,338 --> 00:44:27,296 How do you know? 945 00:44:28,130 --> 00:44:31,130 Because he just saved me. 946 00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:34,671 Huh. 947 00:44:35,296 --> 00:44:36,630 Believe in yourself. 948 00:44:38,588 --> 00:44:39,880 Believe I'm a champion? 949 00:44:40,963 --> 00:44:42,005 [King Tut] Yep. 950 00:44:42,088 --> 00:44:43,796 Come on. Let's go home. 951 00:44:45,213 --> 00:44:47,171 [Marmaduke] I am a champion. 952 00:44:47,255 --> 00:44:49,921 I'm the greatest dog of all time. 953 00:44:50,005 --> 00:44:53,838 [King Tut] I wouldn't go that far, but top five million for sure. 954 00:44:54,463 --> 00:44:55,463 [Marmaduke] Awesome! 955 00:45:01,130 --> 00:45:02,463 -[sips] -[knocking on door] 956 00:45:04,338 --> 00:45:05,796 -[blowing] -[knocking on door] 957 00:45:06,588 --> 00:45:07,421 [sighs] 958 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:09,880 [knocking continues] 959 00:45:11,755 --> 00:45:14,213 I'm back. Let's do this. 960 00:45:14,296 --> 00:45:17,546 Oh, look. It's you. Listen. 961 00:45:17,630 --> 00:45:21,963 It was unfair for me to think that you had what it takes to be a champion. 962 00:45:22,046 --> 00:45:25,755 -Huh? -A champion makes the impossible possible. 963 00:45:26,338 --> 00:45:30,005 But all you’ve done is made it impossible to be a champion. 964 00:45:32,380 --> 00:45:35,005 Go home, dog. 965 00:45:38,130 --> 00:45:39,005 [growls] 966 00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:43,255 I'll show you what a real champion can do. 967 00:45:44,463 --> 00:45:47,255 [intense music playing] 968 00:45:54,338 --> 00:45:55,630 [panting] 969 00:46:20,671 --> 00:46:21,713 [Big Ben tolls] 970 00:46:21,796 --> 00:46:22,880 [water splashes] 971 00:46:26,546 --> 00:46:27,380 [chomps] 972 00:46:28,046 --> 00:46:31,255 This amazing dog has just done the impossible 973 00:46:31,338 --> 00:46:33,713 and made a solo trip around the world. 974 00:46:35,505 --> 00:46:36,338 What? 975 00:46:36,838 --> 00:46:38,005 How can this be? 976 00:46:38,088 --> 00:46:40,755 [reporter] We're also getting reports that this mysterious dog 977 00:46:40,838 --> 00:46:43,630 traversed the Great Wall, and was also spotted crossing-- 978 00:46:43,713 --> 00:46:45,588 -[sighs] -[crowd cheering] 979 00:46:45,671 --> 00:46:48,046 -[glass shatters] -[Billy] There's Marmaduke! 980 00:46:48,130 --> 00:46:50,088 [cheering continues] 981 00:46:50,171 --> 00:46:51,713 [man] Marmaduke's the best! 982 00:46:51,796 --> 00:46:53,171 [boy] Way to go, Marmaduke! 983 00:46:53,255 --> 00:46:57,213 -[dogs barking] -[cheering continues] 984 00:46:57,296 --> 00:46:58,421 [water dripping] 985 00:47:02,546 --> 00:47:04,505 -[dogs barking] -[crowd cheering] 986 00:47:08,088 --> 00:47:10,130 I get it, okay? 987 00:47:10,213 --> 00:47:12,796 This dog wants another chance. 988 00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:13,713 [barks] 989 00:47:13,796 --> 00:47:17,255 Well, I gave him a chance, and he failed. 990 00:47:17,338 --> 00:47:18,588 I was wrong. 991 00:47:18,671 --> 00:47:20,463 There's no champion inside of him. 992 00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:21,380 [sighs] 993 00:47:21,963 --> 00:47:22,796 [grunts] 994 00:47:23,338 --> 00:47:25,171 -Billy. -[man protesting] 995 00:47:25,255 --> 00:47:28,796 -So, please, just leave. -[man] You stink! 996 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,296 What a jerk. 997 00:47:30,796 --> 00:47:32,380 -Dottie. -[huffing] 998 00:47:32,463 --> 00:47:35,130 -[booing] -[barking] 999 00:47:35,213 --> 00:47:37,171 [whimpers] 1000 00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:38,713 It's okay, boy. 1001 00:47:38,796 --> 00:47:40,588 -[whimpering] -[woman] Aw, come on! 1002 00:47:41,296 --> 00:47:42,838 -[man] You're the worst. -Hey! 1003 00:47:43,630 --> 00:47:44,463 [groans] 1004 00:47:45,088 --> 00:47:48,380 If you don't get off my lawn, I'll call the cops. 1005 00:47:48,463 --> 00:47:49,630 Call 'em. 1006 00:47:49,713 --> 00:47:52,588 Because it appears somebody stole your integrity. 1007 00:47:52,671 --> 00:47:54,421 -[crowd gasps] -[laughing] 1008 00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:56,171 -Good one, Billy. -[man] Yeah, he's right! 1009 00:47:56,255 --> 00:47:57,796 [huffs, growls] 1010 00:47:58,963 --> 00:48:03,255 You're the one that told Marmaduke you'd turn him into a world champion. 1011 00:48:03,338 --> 00:48:05,296 [man] That's right. Tell him how it is! 1012 00:48:07,213 --> 00:48:09,380 -But if there's a failure in this story… -[man] Tell him. 1013 00:48:09,463 --> 00:48:10,630 …it's you! 1014 00:48:12,505 --> 00:48:13,463 Come on, boy! 1015 00:48:13,546 --> 00:48:15,088 [woman] Listen to the kid! 1016 00:48:15,171 --> 00:48:17,505 [crowd protesting] 1017 00:48:17,588 --> 00:48:19,588 Hmm. He's right. 1018 00:48:19,671 --> 00:48:21,796 [man] Who needs you? Come on. We're going. 1019 00:48:22,296 --> 00:48:23,213 Wait! 1020 00:48:23,838 --> 00:48:25,963 -[Marmaduke whimpers] -[footsteps approaching] 1021 00:48:27,171 --> 00:48:29,421 Nobody's ever called me a failure. 1022 00:48:30,255 --> 00:48:32,338 What's your point? 1023 00:48:32,421 --> 00:48:33,880 My point is 1024 00:48:33,963 --> 00:48:37,880 that I like what the boy said about me being a failure. 1025 00:48:39,255 --> 00:48:40,380 You do? 1026 00:48:42,088 --> 00:48:45,546 Never accepting failure. Never giving up. 1027 00:48:46,130 --> 00:48:50,005 That is how you make the impossible possible. 1028 00:48:50,796 --> 00:48:52,505 And that is what made me 1029 00:48:52,588 --> 00:48:57,088 the greatest dog trainer the world has ever seen! 1030 00:48:57,171 --> 00:49:00,588 Thank you for calling me a failure! 1031 00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:04,588 You reminded me of what I saw in your dog in the first place. 1032 00:49:06,296 --> 00:49:07,130 [Billy grunts] 1033 00:49:08,630 --> 00:49:11,796 -[chuckles] -Oh, we're going to do great things. 1034 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,713 -[grunts] -Marmaduke. 1035 00:49:13,796 --> 00:49:14,671 [Marmaduke grunts] 1036 00:49:15,421 --> 00:49:20,338 Pack your bags, because we're going to the World Dog Championship! 1037 00:49:20,963 --> 00:49:23,171 -[crowd cheering] -[Guy laughing] 1038 00:49:24,505 --> 00:49:28,130 -[dogs barking] -[boy] Marmaduke, you rock! 1039 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,713 Uh, what just happened? 1040 00:49:30,796 --> 00:49:32,838 I'm not sure. 1041 00:49:32,921 --> 00:49:36,296 Well, I think Marmaduke has his trainer back. 1042 00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:40,796 Nobody can annoy somebody into doing something they don't wanna do like my dog. 1043 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:43,505 Yep. That's kinda always been my motto. 1044 00:49:43,588 --> 00:49:47,505 [Barbara] Yay! Marmaduke! You did it! I love you! 1045 00:49:47,588 --> 00:49:48,755 [dogs barking] 1046 00:49:48,838 --> 00:49:51,588 -[jazzy music playing] -[phone ringing] 1047 00:49:51,671 --> 00:49:52,505 [clears throat] 1048 00:49:53,005 --> 00:49:54,588 Hello, Amy. 1049 00:49:55,338 --> 00:49:56,421 Oh. [chuckles] 1050 00:49:56,505 --> 00:49:57,880 Guy Hilton. 1051 00:49:57,963 --> 00:50:03,130 I have a favor to ask the President of the World Dog Championship. 1052 00:50:03,213 --> 00:50:04,880 What kind of favor? 1053 00:50:04,963 --> 00:50:06,380 I want to bring a rookie 1054 00:50:06,463 --> 00:50:08,380 -to this year’s competition. -[giggles] 1055 00:50:08,921 --> 00:50:10,213 Anything for you. 1056 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,546 And don't make any dinner plans 1057 00:50:14,130 --> 00:50:18,588 because I'm taking you to that cozy place we went to last time. 1058 00:50:18,671 --> 00:50:19,671 Mmm! 1059 00:50:19,755 --> 00:50:20,963 I'd like that. 1060 00:50:21,046 --> 00:50:21,880 [Guy] Perfect. 1061 00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:24,046 See you soon. 1062 00:50:24,630 --> 00:50:25,630 Bye, Guy. 1063 00:50:27,421 --> 00:50:28,296 Yes! 1064 00:50:31,963 --> 00:50:35,921 [upbeat music playing] 1065 00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:51,546 [Billy] Oh, I hope Dad buys a car like this! 1066 00:50:52,171 --> 00:50:55,338 [Marmaduke] My stomach is bubbling, and that never ends well. 1067 00:50:57,130 --> 00:50:57,963 Uh-oh. 1068 00:50:59,088 --> 00:51:01,421 -Okay. Don't be nervous, buddy. -[groans] 1069 00:51:01,921 --> 00:51:03,213 It's just a dog show. 1070 00:51:05,505 --> 00:51:06,505 [Guy] Showtime. 1071 00:51:06,588 --> 00:51:08,921 [camera shutters clicking] 1072 00:51:09,005 --> 00:51:10,296 Wow! 1073 00:51:11,005 --> 00:51:12,796 [cheering] 1074 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,546 [man] Marmaduke! 1075 00:51:16,005 --> 00:51:17,338 -Wow! -Whoa! 1076 00:51:17,421 --> 00:51:18,755 [Dottie] Oh my goodness. 1077 00:51:24,338 --> 00:51:25,588 [Phil] Hey! Wait up! 1078 00:51:27,630 --> 00:51:28,755 [woman] You look good! 1079 00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:31,630 [cheering continues] 1080 00:51:31,713 --> 00:51:33,546 [man] Juan Pedro, you're a hero! 1081 00:51:35,796 --> 00:51:37,130 [sniffing] 1082 00:51:37,213 --> 00:51:39,630 [in Spanish accent] What is that delicious smell? 1083 00:51:39,713 --> 00:51:41,463 [trainer] Juan Pedro, self-control. 1084 00:51:43,796 --> 00:51:45,463 [woman] Shantrelle! Shantrelle! 1085 00:51:49,505 --> 00:51:53,005 [in French accent] This humidity is not doing my coat any favors. 1086 00:51:54,713 --> 00:51:56,505 [grunting, snarls] 1087 00:51:59,588 --> 00:52:01,296 [in British accent] Give us another chop, eh? 1088 00:52:01,380 --> 00:52:03,046 Good old boy. 1089 00:52:03,963 --> 00:52:04,963 -[man] Vinnie! -[chomping] 1090 00:52:15,130 --> 00:52:18,588 If we are true to ourselves, then we have already won. 1091 00:52:24,380 --> 00:52:25,713 [Zeus chuckles] 1092 00:52:25,796 --> 00:52:29,213 So which of these mangy mutts is fighting for second place? 1093 00:52:29,296 --> 00:52:30,130 -[man] Zeus! -[laughs] 1094 00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:32,880 [man] Can I get a picture of the greatest of all time? 1095 00:52:36,088 --> 00:52:36,921 [dog barks] 1096 00:52:37,630 --> 00:52:40,505 [trainer] You are truly the best dog ever. Now, win! 1097 00:52:40,588 --> 00:52:44,255 [Guy humming] 1098 00:52:44,338 --> 00:52:46,338 Are we sure these are all dogs? 1099 00:52:47,213 --> 00:52:48,838 I mean, that one has two rear ends. 1100 00:52:49,588 --> 00:52:50,838 -[boings] -[Marmaduke] Oh. 1101 00:52:53,588 --> 00:52:55,463 How does a dog get muscles like that? 1102 00:52:56,338 --> 00:52:59,671 [straining, grunting] 1103 00:52:59,755 --> 00:53:00,713 [humming continues] 1104 00:53:00,796 --> 00:53:02,338 -[grunting] -[leg rattles] 1105 00:53:03,046 --> 00:53:03,963 [strains] 1106 00:53:04,630 --> 00:53:06,630 Wait. Where's me protein shake? 1107 00:53:07,130 --> 00:53:08,630 Ronnie, this ain't funny. 1108 00:53:08,713 --> 00:53:11,505 Ronnie! Ronnie! [barks] 1109 00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:14,088 There you go, sunshine. [chuckles] There you go. 1110 00:53:14,796 --> 00:53:15,630 [belches] 1111 00:53:15,713 --> 00:53:18,546 Hey, Guy, where's my protein shake? 1112 00:53:18,630 --> 00:53:20,171 Hold still, Marmaduke. 1113 00:53:20,713 --> 00:53:23,421 [gasps, sighs] 1114 00:53:23,505 --> 00:53:26,546 [whimsical music playing] 1115 00:53:31,630 --> 00:53:32,463 [brush thuds] 1116 00:53:32,546 --> 00:53:33,421 Amy! 1117 00:53:34,755 --> 00:53:35,588 Don't move. 1118 00:53:37,213 --> 00:53:38,046 Hmm? 1119 00:53:39,171 --> 00:53:41,046 Wait, don't leave me. 1120 00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:44,588 I'm not good in social situations. It gives me really bad gas. 1121 00:53:44,671 --> 00:53:45,546 [stomach rumbles] 1122 00:53:46,130 --> 00:53:47,380 Hello, Guy. 1123 00:53:47,463 --> 00:53:49,880 Thanks for making this happen at the last minute. 1124 00:53:49,963 --> 00:53:51,005 [Amy chuckles] 1125 00:53:51,088 --> 00:53:53,755 Of course. I was glad you called. 1126 00:53:53,838 --> 00:53:56,296 It's really good to see you. 1127 00:53:56,380 --> 00:53:57,921 I'd love to chat, 1128 00:53:58,005 --> 00:54:00,130 but I've got to get back to my office now. 1129 00:54:00,796 --> 00:54:01,630 [gasps] 1130 00:54:02,171 --> 00:54:03,171 Amy, wait. 1131 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,713 Are we still on for dinner? 1132 00:54:06,796 --> 00:54:08,296 [Amy] You do owe me a dinner. 1133 00:54:08,380 --> 00:54:09,296 [Guy] Great! 1134 00:54:09,380 --> 00:54:10,213 Guy. 1135 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,130 -[sniffing] -Huh? Huh? 1136 00:54:14,171 --> 00:54:15,380 Hey, hello. 1137 00:54:15,463 --> 00:54:17,963 [in French accent] I haven't seen you around. 1138 00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:20,713 [nervously] Yeah, well. Um, about that, 1139 00:54:20,796 --> 00:54:24,546 I… I'm… I'm… I'm kinda new to this stuff, so… 1140 00:54:25,088 --> 00:54:26,505 [chuckles] 1141 00:54:26,588 --> 00:54:30,255 Juan, buddy, you call that a scarf? 1142 00:54:30,338 --> 00:54:31,296 [growls] 1143 00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:34,088 I thought it was a dishrag. 1144 00:54:34,671 --> 00:54:35,630 Hey, Hansel. 1145 00:54:35,713 --> 00:54:38,046 Ooh, better cut back on the strudel. 1146 00:54:38,130 --> 00:54:40,755 Your belly's starting to drag on the floor. 1147 00:54:40,838 --> 00:54:42,296 -[gasps] -[laughs menacingly] 1148 00:54:42,796 --> 00:54:43,630 [growls] 1149 00:54:43,713 --> 00:54:44,671 Zhi? 1150 00:54:44,755 --> 00:54:48,796 All the way from Shanghai just to lose to me? [laughs] 1151 00:54:49,505 --> 00:54:50,755 Why waste your-- [grunts] 1152 00:54:50,838 --> 00:54:53,005 -[energy reverberating] -[grunting] 1153 00:54:53,588 --> 00:54:55,921 Choose your words wisely, Mr. Zeus. 1154 00:54:56,005 --> 00:54:56,838 [Zeus grunts] 1155 00:54:56,921 --> 00:54:59,130 They may be your downfall. 1156 00:55:00,505 --> 00:55:03,005 Whatever. [clears throat] 1157 00:55:03,546 --> 00:55:04,838 [muttering] Crazy dog. 1158 00:55:05,338 --> 00:55:06,171 [giggles] 1159 00:55:06,255 --> 00:55:08,713 Don't be so nervous. 1160 00:55:08,796 --> 00:55:10,463 I don't bite. 1161 00:55:11,171 --> 00:55:12,671 [hesitantly] Okay. 1162 00:55:12,755 --> 00:55:14,755 Unless you want me to. 1163 00:55:14,838 --> 00:55:15,671 [chuckles] 1164 00:55:15,755 --> 00:55:16,880 Uh… 1165 00:55:16,963 --> 00:55:18,546 What? Huh? 1166 00:55:19,421 --> 00:55:20,463 Au revoir! 1167 00:55:21,963 --> 00:55:23,838 Hey, Shantrelle. 1168 00:55:24,505 --> 00:55:25,380 [groans] 1169 00:55:25,463 --> 00:55:26,338 Zeus. 1170 00:55:27,005 --> 00:55:28,046 Let's do lunch. 1171 00:55:28,130 --> 00:55:30,296 -[scoffs] As if. -Ugh. 1172 00:55:32,630 --> 00:55:35,171 [chuckles] Same old Shantrelle. 1173 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,546 Marmaduke! 1174 00:55:37,630 --> 00:55:38,630 [indistinct chatter] 1175 00:55:39,213 --> 00:55:43,796 I never expected to see you again after what happened at the last dog show. 1176 00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,171 You tricked me. You're a weasel. 1177 00:55:46,255 --> 00:55:48,338 Easy, big boy. 1178 00:55:48,421 --> 00:55:52,755 Look, do you really want to go out on the competition floor 1179 00:55:52,838 --> 00:55:58,296 and embarrass yourself while the whole world is watching? 1180 00:55:58,380 --> 00:55:59,255 [growls] 1181 00:55:59,338 --> 00:56:02,755 The only embarrassment here is you and your overpriced shampoo. 1182 00:56:02,838 --> 00:56:06,671 Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to prepare my victory speech. 1183 00:56:07,213 --> 00:56:08,338 [laughing] 1184 00:56:09,505 --> 00:56:11,130 -[roars] -[grunting] 1185 00:56:11,213 --> 00:56:13,005 -[crowd gasps] -[babbles dizzily] 1186 00:56:13,088 --> 00:56:15,046 -[groans] -[crowd chuckles] 1187 00:56:15,130 --> 00:56:17,338 [laughing] 1188 00:56:17,421 --> 00:56:18,255 Psych! 1189 00:56:28,130 --> 00:56:30,546 [reporter] Welcome to the World Dog Championship. 1190 00:56:31,171 --> 00:56:34,171 There are always so many incredible stories at this show. 1191 00:56:34,255 --> 00:56:38,838 But topping my list is the return of the dog whisperer himself, 1192 00:56:38,921 --> 00:56:42,671 Guy Hilton, here with the star of the "Pool Flop Fail," 1193 00:56:42,755 --> 00:56:43,630 Marmaduke. 1194 00:56:43,713 --> 00:56:45,338 [cheering, applauding] 1195 00:56:51,921 --> 00:56:53,338 Are you ready? 1196 00:56:53,421 --> 00:56:55,088 I… I was ready born. 1197 00:56:55,171 --> 00:56:58,046 I mean, I wasn't ready to be born. I was born to be ready. 1198 00:56:58,130 --> 00:56:59,880 The simple answer is just yes. 1199 00:57:00,838 --> 00:57:02,505 Welcome back, dog aficionados! 1200 00:57:02,588 --> 00:57:05,630 This year is going to be a doozy. 1201 00:57:05,713 --> 00:57:08,338 -[buzzing] -Bring out the dogs! 1202 00:57:08,421 --> 00:57:11,255 [crowd cheering] 1203 00:57:11,338 --> 00:57:15,838 [announcer] Ah. And here they come in all their majesty. 1204 00:57:15,921 --> 00:57:17,255 [cheering continues] 1205 00:57:20,505 --> 00:57:22,005 -Go, Marmaduke! -Woo-hoo! 1206 00:57:22,088 --> 00:57:24,046 [Billy] Yeah! Yay! Woo-hoo! 1207 00:57:35,463 --> 00:57:36,296 [man] Yes! 1208 00:57:36,380 --> 00:57:37,755 [Phil] Go, Marmaduke! 1209 00:57:37,838 --> 00:57:39,171 Marmaduke! 1210 00:57:49,213 --> 00:57:53,046 [announcer] Looks like it's time to start the Obedience Section of the competition 1211 00:57:53,130 --> 00:57:55,546 where the canine's self-control is tested 1212 00:57:55,630 --> 00:57:58,630 with a baconized version of their favorite treat. 1213 00:57:59,588 --> 00:58:02,088 Now, if I was a dog, ladies and gentlemen, 1214 00:58:02,171 --> 00:58:05,171 and my wife might say there's no "if" about it… 1215 00:58:05,255 --> 00:58:07,130 [laughs, sighs] 1216 00:58:07,213 --> 00:58:08,546 She hates me. [clears throat] 1217 00:58:08,630 --> 00:58:11,671 …I… I would struggle during this part of the competition. 1218 00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:15,046 [crowd cheering] 1219 00:58:15,630 --> 00:58:18,171 [in Spanish accent] My fans, they love me. 1220 00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:19,963 [kissing] 1221 00:58:21,671 --> 00:58:23,713 [announcer] Let's see if Juan Pedro can resist 1222 00:58:23,796 --> 00:58:26,505 the bacon taco for 30 seconds! 1223 00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:33,046 [sniffing] Bacon taco? 1224 00:58:33,130 --> 00:58:36,421 What a great idea! That's amazing. [licks lips] 1225 00:58:36,505 --> 00:58:39,255 I love it! I love it! 1226 00:58:39,963 --> 00:58:42,630 Juan Pedro, self-control. 1227 00:58:42,713 --> 00:58:45,505 [licks lips] I love it! 1228 00:58:45,588 --> 00:58:48,088 [announcer] The little guy is eyeballing that taco, 1229 00:58:48,171 --> 00:58:52,088 but the promise of the Championship trophy is way stronger than a-- 1230 00:58:52,171 --> 00:58:53,713 -[screams, chomps] -[trainer] Ay! Ay! 1231 00:58:53,796 --> 00:58:55,380 -[Amy gasps] -[trainer] Oh no! 1232 00:58:55,463 --> 00:58:56,671 Ay, ay, ay! 1233 00:58:56,755 --> 00:58:58,630 He needs his medication! 1234 00:58:58,713 --> 00:58:59,880 Ouch! 1235 00:58:59,963 --> 00:59:02,713 Looks like Juan Pedro has been disqualified. 1236 00:59:02,796 --> 00:59:05,338 -[buzzer blares] -[trainer] No, it's not his fault! 1237 00:59:05,421 --> 00:59:06,921 [Juan Pedro growling] 1238 00:59:07,005 --> 00:59:08,046 [trainer] Oh no! 1239 00:59:08,130 --> 00:59:09,338 Ay! [grunts] 1240 00:59:09,838 --> 00:59:10,755 [groans] 1241 00:59:11,338 --> 00:59:13,088 Oh, where'd you come from? 1242 00:59:13,171 --> 00:59:16,463 -[mystical music playing] -The bacon is your enemy. 1243 00:59:17,046 --> 00:59:17,880 Huh? 1244 00:59:18,380 --> 00:59:19,880 [Zhi] To beat the bacon, 1245 00:59:21,296 --> 00:59:23,838 you have to become the bacon. 1246 00:59:23,921 --> 00:59:25,046 [gong resonates] 1247 00:59:25,130 --> 00:59:27,255 Become the bacon, huh? 1248 00:59:27,338 --> 00:59:29,338 You are a strange little dog. 1249 00:59:29,838 --> 00:59:30,796 [Zhi] Good luck. 1250 00:59:31,963 --> 00:59:35,588 -[applauding] -[announcer] Next up is Marmaduke! 1251 00:59:36,380 --> 00:59:38,296 Remember, focus. 1252 00:59:39,796 --> 00:59:41,213 Focus. Got it. 1253 00:59:42,755 --> 00:59:45,921 -[crowd cheering] -Become the bacon. 1254 00:59:51,546 --> 00:59:53,380 [sizzling] 1255 00:59:53,463 --> 00:59:54,755 [panting] 1256 00:59:56,713 --> 00:59:58,171 [grunting] 1257 00:59:58,255 --> 01:00:00,588 Bacon pizza?! 1258 01:00:01,921 --> 01:00:04,671 [in singsong] Bacon! B… b… bacon! 1259 01:00:04,755 --> 01:00:06,630 [sniffing] 1260 01:00:09,338 --> 01:00:12,838 [groaning] 1261 01:00:12,921 --> 01:00:15,755 Oh. He's definitely gonna cave. 1262 01:00:15,838 --> 01:00:17,046 Come on, boy. 1263 01:00:17,130 --> 01:00:18,338 Don't be you! 1264 01:00:18,421 --> 01:00:19,963 [panting, strains] 1265 01:00:21,046 --> 01:00:21,921 Ugh. 1266 01:00:22,005 --> 01:00:25,213 [whispering] Be the bacon. Come on, man. Be the bacon. 1267 01:00:25,296 --> 01:00:26,130 Hmm? 1268 01:00:29,630 --> 01:00:32,005 You are the bacon. 1269 01:00:32,088 --> 01:00:33,630 [shudders] Huh? 1270 01:00:33,713 --> 01:00:36,088 I wouldn't eat me. 1271 01:00:36,171 --> 01:00:37,546 Would you eat me? 1272 01:00:39,338 --> 01:00:40,963 -No. -[timer dings] 1273 01:00:41,046 --> 01:00:44,130 [crowd cheering] 1274 01:00:44,213 --> 01:00:45,296 Yeah! 1275 01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:47,255 -Whoo! -Woo-hoo! 1276 01:00:47,338 --> 01:00:48,963 Go, Marmaduke! 1277 01:00:49,046 --> 01:00:50,755 [Guy] Great job, Marmaduke. 1278 01:00:50,838 --> 01:00:52,671 [Marmaduke] Hey, you could've saved me a bite. 1279 01:00:52,755 --> 01:00:56,755 He wouldn't be able to resist Shantrelle. 1280 01:00:57,380 --> 01:00:59,380 [cheering] 1281 01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:09,005 [announcer] One of my favorite events is the Obstacle Course. 1282 01:01:11,755 --> 01:01:15,130 And first up is Zeus! [giggles] 1283 01:01:20,713 --> 01:01:22,088 -[blows whistle] -Go! 1284 01:01:22,171 --> 01:01:23,713 [crowd cheering] 1285 01:01:26,171 --> 01:01:27,838 [engine roaring] 1286 01:01:36,421 --> 01:01:38,338 [crowd cheering] 1287 01:01:39,213 --> 01:01:40,255 [tires squealing] 1288 01:01:43,421 --> 01:01:44,755 [brakes screeching] 1289 01:01:44,838 --> 01:01:48,338 [crowd cheering] 1290 01:01:48,421 --> 01:01:49,796 [laughing gleefully] 1291 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,671 [announcer] And just like his namesake, 1292 01:01:51,755 --> 01:01:55,088 Zeus crosses the finish line like a bolt of lightning. 1293 01:01:55,171 --> 01:01:57,088 [Henri chuckling] 1294 01:02:03,796 --> 01:02:04,880 You got this. 1295 01:02:04,963 --> 01:02:06,755 Just like we practiced. 1296 01:02:06,838 --> 01:02:09,546 Be the bacon, Marmaduke. You can do it. 1297 01:02:10,338 --> 01:02:11,963 -Hey, furbag. -Huh? 1298 01:02:12,046 --> 01:02:13,338 What do you want? 1299 01:02:13,421 --> 01:02:17,880 Remember, when you fall flat on your stupid face, 1300 01:02:17,963 --> 01:02:21,713 nobody expected you to win anyway. 1301 01:02:22,338 --> 01:02:24,546 [laughs obnoxiously] 1302 01:02:25,046 --> 01:02:26,921 [grumbles] I'll show you. 1303 01:02:27,713 --> 01:02:30,213 [announcer] Next up is Marmaduke! 1304 01:02:30,296 --> 01:02:31,630 [crowd cheers] 1305 01:02:31,713 --> 01:02:34,505 -[liquid sloshing] -[Marmaduke] Huh? Huh? 1306 01:02:34,588 --> 01:02:37,380 Be the bacon. The bacon! The… the bacon! 1307 01:02:37,463 --> 01:02:40,130 -[blows whistle] -Marmaduke, what's happening? 1308 01:02:40,213 --> 01:02:41,296 Whoa! 1309 01:02:41,380 --> 01:02:42,630 Whoa! 1310 01:02:42,713 --> 01:02:47,338 [quavering] 1311 01:02:47,963 --> 01:02:50,463 -Wow! Look at Marmaduke go! -[Barbara] Yay! 1312 01:02:50,546 --> 01:02:51,630 Whoa! 1313 01:02:51,713 --> 01:02:54,130 [grunting] 1314 01:02:55,421 --> 01:02:56,421 Whoa! 1315 01:02:57,088 --> 01:03:00,213 [grunting] 1316 01:03:00,296 --> 01:03:01,130 Whoa! 1317 01:03:02,755 --> 01:03:03,880 [quavers] 1318 01:03:04,796 --> 01:03:05,630 [grunts] 1319 01:03:06,421 --> 01:03:07,713 [screams] 1320 01:03:08,338 --> 01:03:09,755 Whoa! 1321 01:03:09,838 --> 01:03:12,088 [grunting] 1322 01:03:13,338 --> 01:03:14,380 Whoo! 1323 01:03:14,463 --> 01:03:15,880 [screams] 1324 01:03:15,963 --> 01:03:16,921 [grunts] Aah! 1325 01:03:17,005 --> 01:03:18,296 -[crowd cheers] -Huh? 1326 01:03:20,005 --> 01:03:21,171 Oh! 1327 01:03:21,255 --> 01:03:23,171 I can't believe I did it. 1328 01:03:23,963 --> 01:03:25,296 -Yeah! -[legs warble] 1329 01:03:25,380 --> 01:03:26,796 [laughing gleefully] 1330 01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:28,630 Yes! 1331 01:03:29,338 --> 01:03:31,421 Ugh! No freakin' way! 1332 01:03:31,505 --> 01:03:32,338 Yeah! 1333 01:03:32,421 --> 01:03:34,130 -Yay! Marmaduke! -Go Marmaduke! 1334 01:03:34,213 --> 01:03:35,796 [floor squeaking] 1335 01:03:36,546 --> 01:03:38,838 Huh? Wha? [grunting] 1336 01:03:38,921 --> 01:03:41,588 [squeals nervously] 1337 01:03:42,213 --> 01:03:44,421 [grunting] 1338 01:03:44,505 --> 01:03:46,088 [quavering] 1339 01:03:46,171 --> 01:03:47,380 -[yelps] -[grunting] 1340 01:03:47,463 --> 01:03:48,463 Aah! [screams] 1341 01:03:49,546 --> 01:03:51,546 [crowd exclaiming] 1342 01:03:51,630 --> 01:03:53,546 ["Sad Trombone" plays] 1343 01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:55,630 -[Guy grunts] -[Marmaduke groans] 1344 01:03:55,713 --> 01:03:57,713 -Guy? -[Guy groaning hoarsely] 1345 01:03:57,796 --> 01:03:58,630 Guy? 1346 01:03:59,171 --> 01:04:01,296 [upbeat music playing] 1347 01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:03,296 In a crazy turn of events, 1348 01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:07,130 Guy Hilton's attempt to win the championship with a rookie dog 1349 01:04:07,213 --> 01:04:09,671 has ended in a terrible injury. 1350 01:04:09,755 --> 01:04:13,505 Looks like this underdog landed under his dog. 1351 01:04:14,838 --> 01:04:17,213 [announcer] The talent show is about to begin. 1352 01:04:17,296 --> 01:04:19,963 Unfortunately, Marmaduke will not be competing 1353 01:04:20,046 --> 01:04:21,796 due to Guy Hilton’s accident. 1354 01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:23,505 [sighs] 1355 01:04:23,588 --> 01:04:25,255 [Amy] Guy is at the hospital now. 1356 01:04:26,671 --> 01:04:29,255 I just wanted to let you know he's going to be fine. 1357 01:04:29,755 --> 01:04:32,421 I'm really sorry you won't be able to finish the show. 1358 01:04:33,046 --> 01:04:36,338 [gentle music playing] 1359 01:04:36,421 --> 01:04:38,546 I think your dog has a lot of heart. 1360 01:04:41,588 --> 01:04:43,213 Marmaduke was great today. 1361 01:04:44,213 --> 01:04:45,505 [Phil and Dottie] Thanks. 1362 01:04:45,588 --> 01:04:48,713 I've gotta go get ready for the talent show. Take care. 1363 01:04:49,713 --> 01:04:50,838 [Phil and Dottie] Bye. 1364 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,963 I know you're sad right now. 1365 01:04:56,046 --> 01:04:58,463 But this is just like the time that Jeremy Smith told Kathy 1366 01:04:58,546 --> 01:05:00,171 he was gonna ask me to the Spring Dance, 1367 01:05:00,255 --> 01:05:03,588 but he ended up choosing Becky and I had to go with Mike. 1368 01:05:03,671 --> 01:05:04,505 [scoffs] 1369 01:05:06,171 --> 01:05:07,046 That was… 1370 01:05:07,963 --> 01:05:09,130 beautiful, Barbara. 1371 01:05:09,630 --> 01:05:10,713 [sighing] Oh. 1372 01:05:10,796 --> 01:05:13,630 Should we just call a taxi and go home? 1373 01:05:14,838 --> 01:05:16,296 Hmm. 1374 01:05:16,380 --> 01:05:18,338 The Winslows are a lot of things. 1375 01:05:18,921 --> 01:05:20,296 Bad golfers. 1376 01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:23,588 Those neighbors who borrow tools and forget where they put them. 1377 01:05:24,213 --> 01:05:26,171 Always late for church. 1378 01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:28,880 Inconsiderate drivers. 1379 01:05:28,963 --> 01:05:31,255 Constant underachievers. 1380 01:05:31,338 --> 01:05:33,088 Your point, honey? 1381 01:05:33,921 --> 01:05:35,588 We are not quitters. 1382 01:05:36,755 --> 01:05:39,713 Marmaduke, you're not like those other dogs. 1383 01:05:39,796 --> 01:05:41,296 Some say you're too big. 1384 01:05:42,130 --> 01:05:45,130 I say you're too big-hearted. 1385 01:05:45,213 --> 01:05:50,505 And I know the best dog in the whole world is staring me right in the face. 1386 01:05:50,588 --> 01:05:51,588 Me? 1387 01:05:51,671 --> 01:05:53,505 [Phil] So, if you wanna finish what you started… 1388 01:05:53,588 --> 01:05:54,880 I… I do. 1389 01:05:54,963 --> 01:05:58,713 Then I think we can find you a new trainer. 1390 01:05:59,671 --> 01:06:00,921 Who? 1391 01:06:01,755 --> 01:06:03,671 Team Winslow! 1392 01:06:04,463 --> 01:06:05,296 [Marmaduke] Huh? 1393 01:06:07,963 --> 01:06:09,380 Come on, bring it in. 1394 01:06:09,463 --> 01:06:11,338 -[Marmaduke] Let's do it. -[all] Yeah! 1395 01:06:11,838 --> 01:06:13,130 -Woo-hoo! -[Dottie laughs] 1396 01:06:13,213 --> 01:06:15,505 -[Marmaduke] Get in there, Puddin'. -[Dottie] Silly dog. 1397 01:06:15,588 --> 01:06:17,338 -[cheering] -[Marmaduke howls] 1398 01:06:18,255 --> 01:06:19,630 [upbeat music playing] 1399 01:06:19,713 --> 01:06:24,255 We've reached the final event that decides which of these amazing specimens 1400 01:06:24,338 --> 01:06:27,130 will be named the greatest dog on earth 1401 01:06:27,213 --> 01:06:29,213 and win the million-dollar prize! 1402 01:06:29,713 --> 01:06:33,380 Now to my favorite part, the talent show. 1403 01:06:33,463 --> 01:06:34,796 [crowd cheering] 1404 01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,296 [announcer] First up, it’s Vinnie and Ronnie 1405 01:06:37,380 --> 01:06:41,421 with their amazing display of the Staffordshire’s strength! 1406 01:06:45,755 --> 01:06:51,171 -[rock and roll music playing] -[grunting] 1407 01:06:54,505 --> 01:06:55,338 [grunts] 1408 01:06:56,088 --> 01:06:57,630 -[crowd gasps] -[judge] Oh! 1409 01:06:59,130 --> 01:07:01,130 -[grunting] -[judges exclaiming] 1410 01:07:05,046 --> 01:07:07,088 [cheering] 1411 01:07:07,171 --> 01:07:08,505 Wow! 1412 01:07:11,463 --> 01:07:15,338 [grunts, strains] 1413 01:07:19,796 --> 01:07:21,130 [cracking] 1414 01:07:23,171 --> 01:07:24,963 [rumbling] 1415 01:07:25,046 --> 01:07:26,921 [straining] 1416 01:07:29,046 --> 01:07:30,755 [thud reverberates] 1417 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:33,963 [judge] Whoo! Yes! 1418 01:07:38,213 --> 01:07:39,255 Wow! 1419 01:07:39,338 --> 01:07:41,963 That is one strong dog. 1420 01:07:44,005 --> 01:07:49,588 Next up, it’s Shantrelle and her seductive Parisian extravaganza! 1421 01:07:54,338 --> 01:07:55,755 [pop music playing] 1422 01:07:57,671 --> 01:07:58,963 Ooh. Ah! 1423 01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:02,213 [panting] Whoa! 1424 01:08:02,296 --> 01:08:03,880 [laughing] Wow! 1425 01:08:03,963 --> 01:08:04,796 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1426 01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:06,880 [pop music continues] 1427 01:08:08,505 --> 01:08:11,546 ♪ Bring it back to the break My body shake, shake ♪ 1428 01:08:11,630 --> 01:08:14,796 ♪ Got to put it down now Put it down now ♪ 1429 01:08:29,921 --> 01:08:30,755 [blows kiss] 1430 01:08:32,713 --> 01:08:33,546 Whoa! 1431 01:08:33,630 --> 01:08:35,796 [howling] 1432 01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:37,630 [cheering] 1433 01:08:37,713 --> 01:08:38,546 [whistles] 1434 01:08:46,463 --> 01:08:50,046 [announcer] Get ready for Zhi and Fu’s spectacular blend 1435 01:08:50,130 --> 01:08:54,005 of martial arts and the mystical powers of the East. 1436 01:08:59,963 --> 01:09:02,380 [all gasp] 1437 01:09:03,963 --> 01:09:04,796 Ha! 1438 01:09:05,630 --> 01:09:06,463 [grunts] 1439 01:09:10,463 --> 01:09:11,921 [grunting] 1440 01:09:15,046 --> 01:09:15,880 Ha! 1441 01:09:16,796 --> 01:09:19,005 [rapping] ♪ I'm a mystic Gonna be ballistic ♪ 1442 01:09:19,588 --> 01:09:22,046 ♪ Be here where my game stays clear And never polished ♪ 1443 01:09:22,130 --> 01:09:25,130 ♪ I'm about to change the game up Your game's up, ha! ♪ 1444 01:09:26,046 --> 01:09:28,046 ♪ Follow the shake-up, ha! ♪ 1445 01:09:28,130 --> 01:09:29,838 ♪ Fake out That's what I wanna be ♪ 1446 01:09:32,838 --> 01:09:33,671 ♪ Ha! ♪ 1447 01:09:46,296 --> 01:09:47,421 [cheering] 1448 01:09:47,505 --> 01:09:50,088 -That was awesome! -Yay! 1449 01:09:50,171 --> 01:09:53,588 Wow, these dogs are putting on an amazing show. Yay! 1450 01:09:55,213 --> 01:09:59,005 Bu how did he land on the tip of that spear without getting skewered? 1451 01:09:59,088 --> 01:10:00,630 [strains, sighs] 1452 01:10:03,296 --> 01:10:06,546 [announcer] Next up, Zeus and Henri, 1453 01:10:06,630 --> 01:10:11,921 demonstrating the mesmerizing power of the Afghan’s sparkling fur! 1454 01:10:12,713 --> 01:10:17,380 Look deeply into the golden fleece of my Zeus. 1455 01:10:18,713 --> 01:10:20,671 -Ah! -[Henri] Keep your eyes focused. 1456 01:10:27,921 --> 01:10:29,171 Whoa! Huh? 1457 01:10:29,255 --> 01:10:30,546 [dazed murmuring] 1458 01:10:32,463 --> 01:10:35,963 You are now in a trance. 1459 01:10:37,671 --> 01:10:41,380 You will now obey Zeus. 1460 01:10:41,463 --> 01:10:43,213 [crowd] Obey Zeus… 1461 01:10:43,296 --> 01:10:47,005 Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus… 1462 01:10:47,088 --> 01:10:49,088 -[smacking] -[crowd chanting] Obey Zeus… 1463 01:10:49,713 --> 01:10:52,380 -Obey Zeus… Obey Zeus… -[smacking, yelping] 1464 01:10:53,005 --> 01:10:54,963 -Suckers. [chuckles] -[crowd] Obey Zeus… 1465 01:10:55,671 --> 01:10:56,838 Obey Zeus… 1466 01:10:57,421 --> 01:10:58,713 [all gasp, grunt] 1467 01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:01,630 -[chuckles, exhales] -[crowd] Obey Zeus… 1468 01:11:02,213 --> 01:11:05,130 -[chanting] Obey Zeus… -[panting] 1469 01:11:06,213 --> 01:11:08,088 -[chanting continues] -[rattling] 1470 01:11:09,463 --> 01:11:12,338 [rattling] 1471 01:11:13,005 --> 01:11:14,880 [laughing] Hey. 1472 01:11:14,963 --> 01:11:16,088 [chuckles] 1473 01:11:18,921 --> 01:11:22,338 [Henri] You will give Zeus the perfect score. 1474 01:11:23,005 --> 01:11:25,130 The trance is over! 1475 01:11:25,921 --> 01:11:27,213 [all] Huh? 1476 01:11:27,296 --> 01:11:28,505 [gasping] Oh! 1477 01:11:28,588 --> 01:11:30,130 [indistinct chatter] 1478 01:11:30,213 --> 01:11:31,380 [man chuckles] 1479 01:11:32,255 --> 01:11:34,630 -[warbles, splutters] -[crowd cheering] 1480 01:11:34,713 --> 01:11:38,046 Oh, uh… Wow, that was incredible! 1481 01:11:39,088 --> 01:11:39,921 Wasn't it? 1482 01:11:40,796 --> 01:11:44,130 [judge laughing gleefully] 1483 01:11:47,005 --> 01:11:48,463 -[crowd gasps] -[gasps softly] 1484 01:11:49,171 --> 01:11:50,005 Mm-mm… 1485 01:11:50,546 --> 01:11:52,421 [laughs, stops] 1486 01:11:53,046 --> 01:11:54,046 [chuckles nervously] 1487 01:11:56,088 --> 01:11:59,296 [announcer] Marmaduke is back in the competition 1488 01:11:59,380 --> 01:12:01,880 with his new trainer, Team Winslow. 1489 01:12:01,963 --> 01:12:08,838 Next up, Marmaduke and Billy take us back to the lawless days of the Wild West! 1490 01:12:08,921 --> 01:12:10,005 [crowd cheering] 1491 01:12:10,088 --> 01:12:12,755 -[man] Marmaduke is back! -[woman] Whoo! Marmaduke! 1492 01:12:12,838 --> 01:12:17,088 And I think Black Bart might be roamin' around these parts. 1493 01:12:17,171 --> 01:12:18,421 [Marmaduke growls] 1494 01:12:20,130 --> 01:12:21,505 Lookin' for me? 1495 01:12:22,296 --> 01:12:24,380 -Yeah. [growls] -We sure are. 1496 01:12:25,213 --> 01:12:26,463 Come and get me. 1497 01:12:27,171 --> 01:12:28,171 [laughs] 1498 01:12:28,255 --> 01:12:29,880 -Yahoo! -[neighs, howls] 1499 01:12:29,963 --> 01:12:31,796 Get him! Get him! Yeehaw! 1500 01:12:32,296 --> 01:12:34,546 -[laughs] -[Marmaduke] Let's get that varmint! 1501 01:12:35,296 --> 01:12:37,213 -[Billy] Yeah! -We're bringin' you in! 1502 01:12:37,296 --> 01:12:38,880 -[growls, neighs] -Yeehaw! 1503 01:12:38,963 --> 01:12:40,671 [both cheering] 1504 01:12:40,755 --> 01:12:43,338 -Yeehaw! -Woo-hoo! 1505 01:12:43,421 --> 01:12:45,338 [Marmaduke] You ain't gettin' away! [neighing] 1506 01:12:45,421 --> 01:12:46,838 [grunting] 1507 01:12:48,546 --> 01:12:50,671 [Marmaduke] One rail slide, comin' up! 1508 01:12:50,755 --> 01:12:52,963 [Billy] Yahoo! I got ya! 1509 01:12:53,796 --> 01:12:54,713 [grunting] 1510 01:12:57,838 --> 01:13:00,255 You can’t get away from us, Black Bart. 1511 01:13:00,338 --> 01:13:01,796 [laughs evilly] 1512 01:13:02,338 --> 01:13:04,380 You'll never take me alive. 1513 01:13:05,213 --> 01:13:07,088 Have it your way. 1514 01:13:07,171 --> 01:13:09,255 -[gun firing] -[Marmaduke] Dance, kitty cat! 1515 01:13:09,338 --> 01:13:11,213 -[King Tut] Meow! -[Marmaduke] Dance! 1516 01:13:11,296 --> 01:13:13,755 Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. 1517 01:13:13,838 --> 01:13:16,755 Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. 1518 01:13:17,755 --> 01:13:18,588 Woo-hoo! 1519 01:13:22,463 --> 01:13:24,213 -Whoo! -Yay! Marmaduke! 1520 01:13:24,296 --> 01:13:26,338 -[Billy laughs] -[upbeat music playing] 1521 01:13:26,421 --> 01:13:28,546 -Time to bust a move! -[Billy] Yeah! 1522 01:13:28,630 --> 01:13:30,130 [Marmaduke grunting] 1523 01:13:30,213 --> 01:13:32,796 [cheering] 1524 01:13:39,046 --> 01:13:41,088 Fantastic, Marmaduke! 1525 01:13:41,171 --> 01:13:42,588 Ow! 1526 01:13:47,088 --> 01:13:49,880 This is stupid. That isn't talent. 1527 01:13:50,713 --> 01:13:52,255 [both chuckle] 1528 01:13:53,713 --> 01:13:54,838 Why are you dancing? 1529 01:13:56,213 --> 01:13:57,255 Stop it! 1530 01:14:02,255 --> 01:14:03,338 [grunting] 1531 01:14:05,671 --> 01:14:08,296 -[music ends] -[crowd cheers] 1532 01:14:16,130 --> 01:14:17,963 I can't believe you made it. 1533 01:14:18,046 --> 01:14:20,380 I wasn't gonna miss your big show. 1534 01:14:20,463 --> 01:14:21,963 Thanks. 1535 01:14:22,046 --> 01:14:24,171 You can take it from here, pal. 1536 01:14:24,255 --> 01:14:25,088 [chuckles] 1537 01:14:26,296 --> 01:14:27,296 See ya, buddy. 1538 01:14:28,213 --> 01:14:30,671 [Amy] Woo-hoo! 1539 01:14:31,505 --> 01:14:33,630 Yes! Woo-hoo! 1540 01:14:33,713 --> 01:14:35,671 [Marmaduke] Get out here, Team Winslow! 1541 01:14:35,755 --> 01:14:37,755 [cheering continues] 1542 01:14:38,671 --> 01:14:40,755 -[Barbara whooping] -[Billy laughs] 1543 01:14:40,838 --> 01:14:41,671 [Dottie] Yay! 1544 01:14:41,755 --> 01:14:43,713 Oh, that was awesome! 1545 01:14:43,796 --> 01:14:45,921 [Phil] Everyone loves you, Marmaduke. 1546 01:14:46,838 --> 01:14:48,796 Yeah! 1547 01:14:49,380 --> 01:14:51,338 [Marmaduke] I mean, what's not to love? 1548 01:15:04,796 --> 01:15:07,171 [Vinnie grunting] 1549 01:15:08,713 --> 01:15:12,921 [announcer] And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. 1550 01:15:15,796 --> 01:15:19,755 -And this year's World Dog Champion is… -[drumroll] 1551 01:15:19,838 --> 01:15:22,130 Smell ya later, losers. 1552 01:15:22,213 --> 01:15:23,546 Zeus! 1553 01:15:23,630 --> 01:15:24,963 -[chuckles] -[crowd cheers] 1554 01:15:25,046 --> 01:15:26,005 [Henri] Yes! 1555 01:15:26,088 --> 01:15:27,088 [chuckling] 1556 01:15:27,171 --> 01:15:30,005 [judge laughing] 1557 01:15:30,088 --> 01:15:32,921 I knew me quads would be me downfall. 1558 01:15:33,005 --> 01:15:34,921 [sobbing] 1559 01:15:35,713 --> 01:15:37,213 Sorry you didn't win, buddy. 1560 01:15:38,046 --> 01:15:40,755 At least I got to show the world what kind of dog I am. 1561 01:15:41,463 --> 01:15:43,588 -[Henri laughing] -[Amy gasps] 1562 01:15:45,921 --> 01:15:48,171 [judge and Henri laughing] 1563 01:15:48,755 --> 01:15:51,921 Oh, Zeus is so, so special. 1564 01:15:52,005 --> 01:15:53,088 [giggles] 1565 01:15:54,380 --> 01:15:55,796 So, so special? 1566 01:15:56,380 --> 01:15:58,671 Hmm. I've heard that before. 1567 01:15:59,421 --> 01:16:02,421 Zeus is so, so special. 1568 01:16:03,588 --> 01:16:06,838 Zeus is so, so special. 1569 01:16:07,671 --> 01:16:09,296 I knew he was a cheater. 1570 01:16:10,171 --> 01:16:12,338 We can't let him get away with this. 1571 01:16:13,171 --> 01:16:14,796 Hmm. [grunts] 1572 01:16:16,213 --> 01:16:18,046 [energy pulsating] 1573 01:16:25,713 --> 01:16:26,546 Hmm. 1574 01:16:29,213 --> 01:16:30,046 Mm-hmm. 1575 01:16:30,546 --> 01:16:31,380 [grunts] 1576 01:16:33,046 --> 01:16:33,880 -Huh? -[gasps] 1577 01:16:33,963 --> 01:16:35,921 [warbles dizzily, grunts] 1578 01:16:37,338 --> 01:16:38,171 [gasps] 1579 01:16:39,088 --> 01:16:40,421 -[yelps] -[crowd gasps] 1580 01:16:41,088 --> 01:16:42,088 [grunts] 1581 01:16:42,171 --> 01:16:43,005 [groans] 1582 01:16:44,380 --> 01:16:46,338 -[giggles nervously] -[deflating] 1583 01:16:46,421 --> 01:16:47,255 [gasps] 1584 01:16:48,255 --> 01:16:49,463 -[Henri] Huh? -[gasps] 1585 01:16:50,296 --> 01:16:52,213 [quavers] Gospodi! 1586 01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:56,213 Who the heck is that guy? [chuckles nervously] 1587 01:16:56,296 --> 01:16:58,505 [Amy] Security! Security! 1588 01:16:58,588 --> 01:17:00,505 Huh? What are you guys doing?! 1589 01:17:00,588 --> 01:17:02,755 Hey! You got the wrong guy! 1590 01:17:02,838 --> 01:17:04,880 -Stop! Let me go! -[crowd cheers] 1591 01:17:04,963 --> 01:17:06,130 -[laughs] -[barking] 1592 01:17:06,213 --> 01:17:07,838 All right! Yeah! 1593 01:17:07,921 --> 01:17:09,630 [laughing] 1594 01:17:09,713 --> 01:17:12,255 Zeus has been disqualified. 1595 01:17:12,338 --> 01:17:15,046 -And the new World Dog Champion is… -[drumroll] 1596 01:17:15,630 --> 01:17:16,463 Zhi! 1597 01:17:16,546 --> 01:17:17,880 [crowd cheering] 1598 01:17:18,463 --> 01:17:19,296 [Zhi] Hmm. 1599 01:17:20,963 --> 01:17:21,796 Hmm. 1600 01:17:23,796 --> 01:17:25,213 This can't happen. 1601 01:17:25,838 --> 01:17:27,005 That trophy's mine. 1602 01:17:27,546 --> 01:17:30,380 I'm supposed to be champion! 1603 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:31,713 [growls] 1604 01:17:33,671 --> 01:17:34,505 [Amy gasps] 1605 01:17:35,005 --> 01:17:36,755 [growling] 1606 01:17:36,838 --> 01:17:37,671 [grunts] 1607 01:17:40,713 --> 01:17:42,505 -[smacking] -[grunting] 1608 01:17:44,921 --> 01:17:46,671 Smell you later. 1609 01:17:46,755 --> 01:17:48,296 The kick that isn't there. 1610 01:17:48,380 --> 01:17:50,213 Good one, Marmaduke. [groans] 1611 01:17:51,046 --> 01:17:52,255 [growling] You! 1612 01:17:52,338 --> 01:17:53,671 [laughing] 1613 01:17:53,755 --> 01:17:54,630 Moi? 1614 01:17:55,546 --> 01:17:56,671 [Zeus growls] 1615 01:17:56,755 --> 01:18:01,671 I am going to rip those stupid floppy ears off your head! 1616 01:18:04,421 --> 01:18:05,255 [grunts] 1617 01:18:08,546 --> 01:18:09,588 -[clangs] -[groans] 1618 01:18:10,130 --> 01:18:11,338 [metal creaking] 1619 01:18:12,630 --> 01:18:13,963 [man exclaiming nervously] 1620 01:18:14,921 --> 01:18:15,755 [yelps] 1621 01:18:16,338 --> 01:18:17,296 I'm okay! 1622 01:18:20,463 --> 01:18:21,380 Aah! 1623 01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:24,005 [screams] 1624 01:18:24,088 --> 01:18:27,088 [quavers] I'm not okay! 1625 01:18:27,171 --> 01:18:28,796 [crowd screaming] 1626 01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:30,588 -Hold on! -Watch out! 1627 01:18:31,671 --> 01:18:32,588 [gasps] 1628 01:18:32,671 --> 01:18:33,921 [metal screeches] 1629 01:18:34,588 --> 01:18:36,588 -Billy! -I got ya, Billy! 1630 01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:38,546 Whoa! 1631 01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:39,463 Marmaduke! 1632 01:18:39,546 --> 01:18:40,630 Uh-oh. 1633 01:18:40,713 --> 01:18:41,838 -[whimpers] -[crashing] 1634 01:18:47,421 --> 01:18:49,880 -Get a vet! Somebody, please! -Marmaduke! 1635 01:18:50,546 --> 01:18:51,380 [gasps] 1636 01:18:52,255 --> 01:18:53,296 Marmaduke. 1637 01:18:54,380 --> 01:18:55,213 Marmaduke. 1638 01:18:55,838 --> 01:18:56,838 Buddy. 1639 01:18:56,921 --> 01:18:57,755 Talk to me. 1640 01:18:59,255 --> 01:19:00,505 Oh no! 1641 01:19:04,171 --> 01:19:06,838 [hoarsely] Please, boy. Be okay. 1642 01:19:09,963 --> 01:19:11,005 [Phil] Oh… 1643 01:19:11,088 --> 01:19:11,963 Marmaduke. 1644 01:19:14,255 --> 01:19:17,005 Marmaduke was a good dog. 1645 01:19:18,338 --> 01:19:19,921 He was loved by all. 1646 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:24,171 Marmaduke never wanted to hurt anyone. 1647 01:19:25,046 --> 01:19:27,296 -Chasing after cats. -Oh… 1648 01:19:27,380 --> 01:19:29,213 [Phil] Knocking down hedges. 1649 01:19:29,296 --> 01:19:31,630 Never passing up a good bone. 1650 01:19:32,713 --> 01:19:34,338 Hogging my favorite chair. 1651 01:19:35,088 --> 01:19:38,505 His heart was always in the right place. 1652 01:19:42,046 --> 01:19:44,255 We should never have tried to train you. 1653 01:19:44,338 --> 01:19:48,588 -[machinery beeping] -You were perfect just the way you were. 1654 01:19:49,171 --> 01:19:52,005 [sobbing] 1655 01:19:52,713 --> 01:19:53,546 Marmaduke. 1656 01:19:54,505 --> 01:19:56,046 We will miss you… 1657 01:19:58,171 --> 01:19:59,005 very much. 1658 01:19:59,630 --> 01:20:01,755 [all crying] 1659 01:20:01,838 --> 01:20:06,088 [crying, sniffling] 1660 01:20:06,171 --> 01:20:08,880 Is there still time to hit the Awards Banquet? 1661 01:20:10,088 --> 01:20:12,380 -[all] Marmaduke! -[crowd cheers] 1662 01:20:12,463 --> 01:20:15,130 -[Phil laughs] -[Dottie] Marmaduke, you sweet dog. 1663 01:20:15,213 --> 01:20:17,005 -[Phil] Aw. -[Billy laughs] 1664 01:20:17,088 --> 01:20:19,088 [Barbara] I love you guys. 1665 01:20:19,713 --> 01:20:21,546 Right back at you, guys. 1666 01:20:21,630 --> 01:20:23,255 [groans] 1667 01:20:23,338 --> 01:20:24,796 Where's my trophy? 1668 01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:27,338 -[security guard] Come on, you. -I'm the World Champion. 1669 01:20:27,421 --> 01:20:29,463 I'm the World Champion! 1670 01:20:29,546 --> 01:20:31,046 [groans] 1671 01:20:31,671 --> 01:20:34,130 See ya later, Zoser. [chuckles] 1672 01:20:34,213 --> 01:20:36,921 Don't let the doggy flap hit you on the way out. 1673 01:20:37,005 --> 01:20:38,130 Marmaduke. 1674 01:20:38,838 --> 01:20:42,255 You are not like any dog I've ever met. 1675 01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:44,838 Yeah, I… I've been hearing that a lot lately. 1676 01:20:45,546 --> 01:20:47,463 -[kissing] -[man] Whoo! Yeah! 1677 01:20:51,463 --> 01:20:53,713 Ooh la la! 1678 01:20:53,796 --> 01:20:54,630 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1679 01:20:54,713 --> 01:20:55,796 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1680 01:20:56,963 --> 01:20:57,963 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 1681 01:20:58,046 --> 01:21:02,463 [Marmaduke] So that's my rags-to-riches, happily-ever-after, Cinderella story. 1682 01:21:02,546 --> 01:21:06,296 No more plot twists, darkest hours, or agonies of defeat. 1683 01:21:06,380 --> 01:21:10,255 So could I please have some of that bacon pizza now? 1684 01:21:11,421 --> 01:21:14,380 ♪ La, la ♪ 1685 01:21:15,463 --> 01:21:16,380 ♪ Marmaduke ♪ 1686 01:21:17,546 --> 01:21:18,880 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1687 01:21:18,963 --> 01:21:21,838 ♪ He's got a big heart Big love ♪ 1688 01:21:21,921 --> 01:21:24,921 ♪ Big style, huge smile Marmaduke ♪ 1689 01:21:29,380 --> 01:21:31,880 [rapping] ♪ I'm the biggest dog around ♪ 1690 01:21:31,963 --> 01:21:33,921 ♪ The Greatest Dane In the whole darn town ♪ 1691 01:21:34,005 --> 01:21:36,671 ♪ But my family doesn't understand ♪ 1692 01:21:36,755 --> 01:21:39,046 ♪ I gotta eat It's my command ♪ 1693 01:21:39,130 --> 01:21:41,380 ♪ Now, I love my family Yes, I do ♪ 1694 01:21:41,463 --> 01:21:44,130 ♪ But sometimes they think That I'm crazy too ♪ 1695 01:21:44,213 --> 01:21:46,796 ♪ There's just no if, ands, or buts ♪ 1696 01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:49,546 ♪ But when I see food I kinda go nuts! ♪ 1697 01:21:49,630 --> 01:21:51,921 ♪ I try to be cool But then I lose it ♪ 1698 01:21:52,005 --> 01:21:54,130 ♪ If I don't eat, I have a fit! ♪ 1699 01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:56,421 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1700 01:21:56,505 --> 01:21:59,005 ♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪ 1701 01:21:59,088 --> 01:22:00,005 ♪ Everybody now ♪ 1702 01:22:00,088 --> 01:22:01,671 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1703 01:22:01,755 --> 01:22:02,588 [barking] 1704 01:22:02,671 --> 01:22:04,630 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1705 01:22:05,296 --> 01:22:07,713 ♪ Then there's cats I gotta chase them ♪ 1706 01:22:07,796 --> 01:22:10,296 ♪ It's a dog's job It's my description ♪ 1707 01:22:10,380 --> 01:22:12,671 ♪ Cars and bugs Postman and a cat ♪ 1708 01:22:12,755 --> 01:22:15,421 ♪ I chase them all And then I sleep on my mat ♪ 1709 01:22:15,505 --> 01:22:16,630 ♪ I sleep all day ♪ 1710 01:22:16,713 --> 01:22:18,088 ♪ I sleep all night ♪ 1711 01:22:18,171 --> 01:22:20,380 ♪ Don't wake up until the morning light ♪ 1712 01:22:20,463 --> 01:22:23,130 ♪ And then it starts all over again ♪ 1713 01:22:23,213 --> 01:22:25,880 ♪ I just get hungry and it never ends! ♪ 1714 01:22:25,963 --> 01:22:27,505 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1715 01:22:27,588 --> 01:22:30,005 ♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪ 1716 01:22:30,088 --> 01:22:32,713 ♪ Everybody now Bowwow ♪ 1717 01:22:32,796 --> 01:22:33,630 [barking] 1718 01:22:33,713 --> 01:22:35,380 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1719 01:22:36,213 --> 01:22:38,463 ♪ Now this is my life, as you can see ♪ 1720 01:22:38,546 --> 01:22:40,963 ♪ And I live with the Winslow family ♪ 1721 01:22:41,046 --> 01:22:43,796 ♪ I don't want money And I don't want fame ♪ 1722 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:46,546 ♪ I just want love 'Cause that's the name of the game! ♪ 1723 01:22:46,630 --> 01:22:47,713 ♪ Bowwow ♪ 1724 01:22:48,296 --> 01:22:50,713 ♪ Marmaduke says Bowwow ♪ 1725 01:22:50,796 --> 01:22:53,380 ♪ Everybody now Bowwow ♪ 1726 01:22:53,463 --> 01:22:54,296 [barking] 1727 01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:56,588 -♪ Whoo! ♪ -♪ Bowwow ♪ 1728 01:22:56,671 --> 01:22:57,713 ♪ Marmaduke! ♪ 1729 01:22:59,463 --> 01:23:00,755 ♪ He's a big dog ♪ 1730 01:23:03,338 --> 01:23:05,546 ♪ We're gonna have a blowout In my backyard ♪ 1731 01:23:07,588 --> 01:23:08,921 ♪ Aw yeah ♪ 1732 01:23:09,005 --> 01:23:10,421 ♪ Dogs gone wild ♪ 1733 01:23:12,630 --> 01:23:14,713 ♪ I dedicate this to the neighborhood ♪ 1734 01:23:14,796 --> 01:23:17,130 ♪ It's a blowout in my backyard ♪ 1735 01:23:17,213 --> 01:23:19,713 ♪ Everyone's invited And they're comin' from afar ♪ 1736 01:23:19,796 --> 01:23:25,338 ♪ I really wanna be there But I'm stuck inside my bedroom ♪ 1737 01:23:25,421 --> 01:23:28,005 ♪ Don't know how I'll get out But inside, I cannot stay ♪ 1738 01:23:28,088 --> 01:23:30,630 ♪ You know it's not a party Unless I bring my party ways ♪ 1739 01:23:30,713 --> 01:23:33,296 ♪ It's finally time to break out To crash right through the window ♪ 1740 01:23:33,380 --> 01:23:34,630 ♪ Nothin's gonna stop me now ♪ 1741 01:23:34,713 --> 01:23:37,755 ♪ 'Cause it's finally time To party with you ♪ 1742 01:23:37,838 --> 01:23:38,671 ♪ Aw yeah ♪ 1743 01:23:44,505 --> 01:23:48,130 ♪ Today we're gonna party With the whole pack in my backyard ♪ 1744 01:23:50,755 --> 01:23:52,088 ♪ Hoo ♪ 1745 01:23:52,171 --> 01:23:53,463 ♪ Hoo ♪ 1746 01:23:53,546 --> 01:23:54,546 ♪ Hoo ♪ 1747 01:23:55,213 --> 01:23:56,421 ♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo ♪ 1748 01:23:57,546 --> 01:24:00,338 ♪ Stuck in my room Got my face against the window ♪ 1749 01:24:00,421 --> 01:24:03,088 ♪ Textin' all my friends My neighbor's just a weirdo ♪ 1750 01:24:03,171 --> 01:24:05,880 ♪ Party people jammin' In my back, back, backyard ♪ 1751 01:24:05,963 --> 01:24:08,630 ♪ Dogs gone wild Dogs gone crazy ♪ 1752 01:24:08,713 --> 01:24:11,171 ♪ Been so long Since I've seen the light of day ♪ 1753 01:24:11,255 --> 01:24:13,338 ♪ Starin' at the walls Watchin' ticktock ♪ 1754 01:24:13,421 --> 01:24:15,838 ♪ Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock ♪ 1755 01:24:15,921 --> 01:24:18,171 ♪ Someone get me outta here ♪ 1756 01:24:18,255 --> 01:24:20,963 ♪ Aw, throw me a bone ♪ 1757 01:24:21,546 --> 01:24:23,546 [pop music playing] 1758 01:27:13,088 --> 01:27:16,255 [pop music ends]132086

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