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All right.
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Thanks for comin' in today
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to discuss your daughter's
behavior, m'kay.
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Exactly what kind of trouble is
Shelley in, Mr. Mackey?
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Well, unfortunately,
we found out
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our playground monitor
has been accepting favors
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to look the other way at recess
and, uh...
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your daughter sent him
an inappropriate picture.
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Of her butthole, m'kay.
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Her butthole?
Shelley!
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Why would the recess monitor
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want a picture
of my daughter's butthole?!
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We've been having
a lot of issues at the school
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with kids vaping lately,
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and they bribe
the recess monitor
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however they can.
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Jesus Christ!
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How much worse can things
get around here?!
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M'kay, but... but there
is good news, m'kay.
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We had the picture analyzed,
and it turns out it was
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actually just a picture
of a dog's butthole,
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m'kay, that your daughter
claimed was hers.
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M'kay, there it is...
A little fur right there.
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Seriously?
Dog's butthole?
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That's what we're
doing now, huh?
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There's not enough bad things
in the world?
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We get called into school,
here's a dog's butthole for ya.
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That's what it's all
come to, Shelley!?
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I'm over it, Sharon.
I am seriously over it.
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Don't you wanna just start over?
Go back to simpler times?
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What do you mean?
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I've had it... school shootings,
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pieces of shit
taking Ambien and tweeting,
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priests raping kids,
and somehow...
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I'm not laughing anymore.
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Let's do it, Sharon,
what I've always talked about.
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Let's get outta here.
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Go buy a farm
and live off the land.
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Are you being serious?
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I've never been more serious.
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Hey, the lights green!
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Shut up, Nelson!
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Let's move out to the country.
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Go back to simple living
when things mattered,
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like hard work and tegridy.
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How will we make a living?
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By growing things
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and selling what we make
with our hands.
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We can do this, Sharon.
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It's time.
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♪ This ol' world is
gettin' to me ♪
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♪ There's just no trust,
no tegridy ♪
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♪ So, I loaded up the kids,
took my wife by the arm ♪
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♪ And I moved on out
to a Colorado farm ♪
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♪ Now it's early to bed,
early to rise ♪
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♪ The crops are plowed,
and it's no surprise ♪
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♪ City folks are fightin',
and I don't give a darn ♪
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♪ Darn
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♪ Cause I make my livin'
on a Colorado farm ♪
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♪ I gotta drive the tractor,
gotta cut the grass ♪
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♪ Chut-chut goes the baler
like it's never gonna last ♪
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♪ There's food in the kitchen,
and there's bud in the barn ♪
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♪ Barn
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♪ That's life
livin' on a Colorado farm ♪
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♪ Ice cold beer, pickup truck
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♪ Country music,
listin' shit ♪
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♪ We've got tegridy
to keep us warm ♪
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♪ That's what you get
on a Colorado Farm ♪
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♪ And I'm gonna stay
on a Colorado Farm ♪
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Shit...
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So, just like that?
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Your parents sold your house
and everything?
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Yeah, it takes me like an hour
to get to school now.
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It sucks.
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All because Shelley bribed
the playground monitor
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to let her vape during recess.
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Why would your sister want
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to get addicted to those things?
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Well your little brother
does it too, Kyle.
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What are you talking about?
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You didn't know?
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The kindergartners are, like,
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the biggest vapers
at this school.
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Vroom, vroom.
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I am a truck!
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Watch out for the monster!
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Ike!
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Ike, do you have a vaping pen?!
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Nope.
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Dude! Gimme that!
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Hey!
Gimme back my vaporizer!
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What is this?
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Cherry-flavored nicotine?!
Are you joking?
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Aw, come on!
All the kids are doing it.
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Yeah!
I like lemon flavor!
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I like raspberry!
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Why do you want nicotine?!
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Do you know how hard it is
being a kindergartner?
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We need a break sometimes!
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These things are bad for you,
do you understand?!
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Bad kindergartners!
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Relax, bitch.
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Try some gummy bear surprise.
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All right.
Where'd you guys get these?
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Mornin', Joe.
How's the farmin'?
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Doing good, neighbor.
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Just planted some
Purple Skunky Kush.
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Harvested the Super Hindu Haze
last week.
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Well that's fine,
Joe, just fine.
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I'm growin' some
Green Willy Stranger myself.
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And the Catatonic Tegridy Bud
is takin' well.
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Well, see ya 'round, neighbor!
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So long, Joe!
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Kindergartners said
it's some big kid
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in a trench coat.
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Hey, look!
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That's gotta be him.
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What are you gonna do?
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I'm gonna tell him
if he sells a vape pen
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to my brother again,
I'm gonna kick his ass!
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Hey, you!
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Oh! Hey, fellas!
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Butters?!
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What are you guys doin?
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Butters, are you selling vapes?
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Well, sure!
Whatcha lookin' for?!
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I've got strawberry, vanilla,
tropical passion...
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- What?!
- Tropical passion.
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It's like mango and kiwi.
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Butters, you understand
this stuff is
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an epidemic at our school?!
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Yeah, and at five bucks a pop,
we're gonna be rich!
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Butters, this is for Kyle.
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Oof!
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Randy, I think we need
to have a talk.
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No time to talk.
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The agricultural inspector's
about to drop by.
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Once we get certified from him,
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we can start selling
like a real farm.
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Have patience, wife.
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Soon our fortunes will change.
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Ooh, that must be him now!
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Yes, I'm with
the State testing board.
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Is this...
Tegridy Farms?
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Name's right there on the sign.
Come on back!
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So, with this Vestin device,
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I can check not only
the THC levels in your product,
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but also detect any impurities
and give you a final score
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based on overall
chemical makeup.
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Yep.
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That's good shit.
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Now let me test the levels
in your organic house blend.
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Yep.
That's good shit.
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Now what about
the Tegridy Jungle Bud?
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Let's test it out.
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Whoa.
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Yeah?
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Whoa.
Yeeeah?!
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I don't know what tegridy is,
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but that is some good shit!
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All right!
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♪ Five, five dollar
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♪ Five-dollar footlooong
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Butters?!
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Why'd you punch me, Eric?!
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I had to!
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I thought we were partners!
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Butters, next time
when Kyle walks up to you
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and says "Are you
selling vape stuff,"
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You say,
"No, I am not, Kyle."
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You punched me in the face!
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Butters, we have to be
extra cautious right now
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or else we're...
Hang on, hang on...
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Hang on.
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Hang on.
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Okay, we have to be
extra cautious, Butters.
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The whole operation is
in a period of transition.
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What's that supposed to mean?!
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In case you haven't noticed,
we're falling behind.
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We haven't sold enough product
to pay off our overhead.
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The people I bought from
are on my ass!
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Everything costs money, Butters.
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The pens, the juice,
even that jacket I got you.
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We can't start
getting sloppy now.
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Do you understand?
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Well, I don't know
how this means
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you can go and punch me
in the face...
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Everything will make sense,
Butters, I told you.
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Just stick with the plan, okay?
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Did you know that vaping
is way healthier
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than smoking cigarettes?
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All right, everyone!
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Who's ready for some
farm-to-table supper?!
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We've got some hemp milk here...
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hemp-oil and vinegar
bruschetta...
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some hemp seed tabouli.
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And guess what the napkins
are made from?
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Oh, wonder who that could be.
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Howdy.
What can I do ya for?
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Is this Tegridy Farms?
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Yeah, name's right there
on the sign.
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Our company is interested
in your product.
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We'd like to do some business
with you.
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Really?!
Hey, that'd be great!
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What kind of company...
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We're one of the top
vape companies
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in the state.
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We'd like to add your product
to our line.
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Oh, no. Sorry.
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I don't want my Tegridy Bud
put in those pussy sticks.
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Pussy sticks?
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Yeah, you know...
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Penis pen, wussy vape,
lady joints.
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Not on my farm, no sirree.
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You got a problem with vaping?!
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It's cleaner and healthier
than traditional smoking!
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That's nice.
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Now, hows about
you take that pussy stick
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and get off my farm
before I shove it up your ass
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and you're blowing mist
out your butthole.
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All right.
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You can be a part of progress
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or you can get run over by it.
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Yeah, whatever.
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All you're doin' is
blowin' smoke...
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Sorry, "fruity steam."
Pussy.
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What happened to your accent?
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Go vape some more, ya puss.
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You'll be sorry!
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I need to speak
with the principal.
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Okay.
What is it regarding?
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I'd rather just talk to him.
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Right through there,
you're second in line.
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- Oh, hey, Kyle.
- Hi, Kyle!
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What are you up to?
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You know what I'm up to.
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Okay, cool.
But come check this out.
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This is really cool...
Don't touch me.
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Just come... No, just come see.
D-D-Don't touch me.
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This is really cool
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You know, Kyle,
people all need a way to relax.
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And there's no proof
that vaping is that bad for you.
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You're selling it
to kindergartners!
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Kindergartners need a break,
too, Kyle!
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You know they
took away their nap time.
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You're such penises.
Would you rather
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the kindergartners
smoke cigarettes?
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Would you rather they drank?!
That's not good!
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Kyle! Kyle, Kyle!
Okay, okay!
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Just please listen, all right?
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The truth is...
we want out.
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Butters and I thought we
could just make some easy money.
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But you gotta pay off
the sixth graders,
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then you gotta pay off
the recess monitor
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to look the other way.
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We're in deep, Kyle.
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Just let us sell enough
to get out of debt,
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And we will stop, I swear it.
259
00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:04,709
You're so full of shit.
260
00:11:04,710 --> 00:11:06,709
Come on, Kyle.
We all make mistakes.
261
00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:08,709
Did you already forget
last week?
262
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,709
You know...
263
00:11:10,710 --> 00:11:12,709
Ronan Farrow was here
asking about you.
264
00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:14,709
Ronan Farrow?
No, he wasn't.
265
00:11:14,710 --> 00:11:16,709
Yes, Kyle.
He was right over there!
266
00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,709
Just, please, give us two days
267
00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:20,709
to make back the money we need
to get out from under this,
268
00:11:20,710 --> 00:11:21,709
and we will stop.
269
00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:22,709
You have my word.
270
00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:25,359
Fine. But no more pushing it
on little kids, you got that?
271
00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,359
Okay. I'll focus my marketing
another direction.
272
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,360
Thank you, Kyle.
273
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,619
What ya doin', Joe?
274
00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:53,359
Oh, hey, Randy!
We, uh, we sold the farm.
275
00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:55,359
Just like that, huh?
276
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,359
You gonna let those people
with pussy sticks
277
00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,949
take over everything?
278
00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:00,359
Yeah.
They paid us great!
279
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,359
My wife and I are gonna move
to Maui!
280
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,359
Oh.
281
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:06,359
Well, I hope you didn't
pack your tegridy.
282
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:11,360
'Cause clearly...
your tegridy ain't goin'.
283
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,359
Are you still here?
284
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:23,359
I-I didn't know
chickens wore suspenders.
285
00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:25,359
Agh.
286
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:32,359
Man, am I feeling tired!
287
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:34,359
All this hard work at school?
288
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:37,359
Yeah! I wish I had
a little pick-me-up!
289
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,359
Something fresh and fruity
to go with my lunch!
290
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,359
Just stop. It's so obvious
what you guys are doing.
291
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,359
It sounds so great right now!
292
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,360
Can anyone help with some
fun, fruity flavors?
293
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,360
Oh, yeah!
294
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,359
Hey, guys, it's the Vaping Man!
295
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:59,359
What are you doing here,
Vaping Man?
296
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,359
I'm here to offer
my fun, fruity flavors
297
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,359
in a refreshing mist.
298
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,359
Vaping?
Hey, that's bad for you.
299
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,360
Vaping's only for cool kids.
300
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,359
Can I talk to you for a second?
301
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,359
Sure, Kyle.
What is this about?
302
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,359
Can I talk to you over here?
303
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,360
Well, of course.
304
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,359
What did I say about pushing it
on little kids?
305
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,359
How is this pushing it
on little kids, Kyle?
306
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,359
Fun, fruity Vaping Man?!
307
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,359
It's marketing!
308
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,359
Kyle, we have to make the money
to pay off our dealer.
309
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,359
How else are we supposed
to do it?
310
00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:29,359
All right, how much
do you owe the dealer?
311
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,360
Why?
How much?
312
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,909
Isn't this great, Stan?
313
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:39,359
Living off the land.
314
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,359
No, it sucks.
I hate this.
315
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,359
I wanna go back home.
316
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,359
Well, you see that?
We're talkin' now.
317
00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:47,359
When was the last time
we really talked like this?
318
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,359
I hate you so much.
319
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,359
I think we're having
a breakthrough moment.
320
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,359
I want to give
you something, son.
321
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,359
Something I made
that I want you to have.
322
00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,359
It's a hemp hat.
No.
323
00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,359
Come on.
Let's just see how it fits.
324
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,359
Please, no.
325
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,359
Here just... just look.
Just try it.
326
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,360
♪ One, two princes kneel
before you ♪
327
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:10,359
♪ One, two
Whoa.
328
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,360
♪ Princes kneel before you
329
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,359
♪ That's what I said, now
330
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:16,360
♪ Princes
331
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,279
There you go,
332
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,360
and thanks for shopping
at Big Vape.
333
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,359
That's him.
334
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:28,359
That's my guy.
335
00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,360
There you are.
You got my money?
336
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,360
Kyle.
337
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:34,359
Look, my friend is very stupid
338
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,569
and should have never gone
into business with you.
339
00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:38,359
Who are you?
340
00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,359
I'm just seeing if I can
help settle things.
341
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:41,359
You probably don't realize it,
342
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,359
but vaping is a really big
problem at our school.
343
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,359
Look, I'm just filling a job
344
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,359
that somebody else
would fill, all right?
345
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,359
Okay, look,
this is the money I've saved up
346
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,359
from my past three birthdays.
347
00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,359
Can we call this even
and end it?
348
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,359
Aw, come on, man.
349
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,359
I don't want to take
your birthday money.
350
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,359
Whoa.
Hey, dude.
351
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,359
Why is there
a dead hooker next to you?
352
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,359
What?
What?
353
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,359
Dude, that is a dead hooker.
What are you doing with it?
354
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,359
I'm calling the cops!
355
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,359
You just put
that dead hooker there.
356
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,359
Cartman, what are you doing?
357
00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,359
There's a dead hooker
at the vape store!
358
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,359
There!
359
00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:07,359
Ow!
Oh, shit!
360
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,359
Get the vaporizers and the cash!
361
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,359
Get the cash, Kyle!
362
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,359
W-What... What are you doing?
363
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,359
Just get the... Oh, shit!
Ronan Farrow! What?!
364
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,359
Cartman get the stuff
and the cash!
365
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,360
Ronan Farrow, Kyle!
We got to get out of here!
366
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,359
Bless us, Lord,
and our little cannabis farm.
367
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:24,359
And may we always keep
our tegridy.
368
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,359
Amen.
369
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,359
So, how was everyone's day?
370
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,359
Uh, well, not great.
371
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,360
Uh, Stan got caught
with a vaping pen.
372
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,359
With a what?!
373
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,359
You know, those little
374
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:38,359
pen and cartridge things
with the mist?
375
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,359
Stan had a vape pen?
376
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,360
You had a vaping...
Get up to your room right now!
377
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,360
Way to underreact, Sharon!
378
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,359
Where did you get this?
379
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,359
It's not mine.
I took it from a kindergartner.
380
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,359
Yeah, right.
381
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,359
My own son using a pussy stick.
382
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,359
Don't you know what these things
are doing to our way of life?
383
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:00,359
I've had enough!
384
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,360
What are you gonna do?
385
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,359
You think I'm just gonna
stand around
386
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,359
while they destroy my family?
387
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,359
We've worked
this farm and this land
388
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,359
for over four days.
389
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,359
I'm not about to let
some vape queens
390
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,360
take it all away from us.
391
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,679
Oh, hello, Kyle!
392
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,159
Mr. Mackey, I need
to talk to you
393
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,799
about some things
going on at school.
394
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,799
M'kay.
Like what?
395
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:28,799
Oh, hi, Kyle!
396
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,430
Hey, Kyle!
397
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,799
We were just talking
to the counselor
398
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,799
about some college
opportunities.
399
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:34,799
What are you doing here?
400
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,799
You know what I'm doing here!
401
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,799
Okay, well, we really should
talk first, Kyle. No.
402
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,799
Mr. Mackey, there's a big
operation going on at the school.
403
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,799
Kyle, things have changed.
You need to listen.
404
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,799
Things are getting out of control... Kyle,
Kyle, just one minute. You want to hear this.
405
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,799
...and you need to know what's going on!
You need to hear this!
406
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,799
What?! We'll be right
back, Mr. Mackey.
407
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,800
M'kay!
408
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,799
Let go of me!
409
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:50,799
Kyle, listen.
It's bad.
410
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,799
What's bad?
411
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,799
The guy we tried to frame
at the vape shop.
412
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,799
He was the one who the sixth
graders got their shit from.
413
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,799
The sixth graders
are pissed at us, Kyle.
414
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,799
We have to break
into the vape shop
415
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:00,799
and steal enough stuff to make
the sixth graders happy.
416
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,799
You guys decided
to beat up the dealer.
417
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,799
Yeah, but the sixth graders
know you were there! How?
418
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,799
'Cause Eric told them!
419
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,799
We are all in this
together, Kyle!
420
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,719
We got to rob the vape shop,
421
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,799
and then we can put this
all behind us.
422
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,800
Please, Kyle, we still got
to pay people off.
423
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,799
Oh, yeah!
424
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,799
- Hey, bitches!
- Where's my mother money?
425
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,800
Run!
Aah!
426
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,799
♪ We're not indestructible
427
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:40,559
♪ Baby,
better get that straight ♪
428
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,799
♪ I think it's unbelievable
429
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,799
♪ How you give in
to the hands of fate ♪
430
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,799
♪ One, two, princes
kneel before you ♪
431
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,800
♪ That's what I said
432
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,849
Randy, where are you going?
433
00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:58,800
Gonna go fight
for my children's future.
434
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,800
All right, you bunch
of vape-smoking pussies.
435
00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:23,491
You try and take my way of life?
436
00:18:23,492 --> 00:18:25,491
Time to show you some tegridy.
437
00:18:25,492 --> 00:18:28,491
Tegridy?
What's tegridy?
438
00:18:28,492 --> 00:18:30,491
Yeah!
439
00:18:30,492 --> 00:18:31,491
Ow!
440
00:18:31,492 --> 00:18:33,491
Ouch! Hey!
441
00:18:33,492 --> 00:18:36,491
Hyah!
Hyah!
442
00:18:36,492 --> 00:18:38,491
Owie!
443
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:43,491
Get your stupid mist
out of my face!
444
00:18:43,492 --> 00:18:45,491
Hey!
I like to vape.
445
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,491
You think I'm a pussy?
446
00:18:47,492 --> 00:18:48,491
Yup.
447
00:18:48,492 --> 00:18:50,492
Ow!
448
00:18:52,492 --> 00:18:55,491
Wow. You're so smart to think
of a siphon, Kyle!
449
00:18:55,492 --> 00:18:57,491
Just shut up and keep pumping.
450
00:18:57,492 --> 00:18:59,492
What are you kids doing?
451
00:19:00,492 --> 00:19:02,491
Aw, shit!
452
00:19:02,492 --> 00:19:05,491
You little hoodlums
break in through the window?
453
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,491
I ought to break
your little legs!
454
00:19:07,492 --> 00:19:09,491
I don't think so.
455
00:19:09,492 --> 00:19:11,911
Mr. Marsh.
456
00:19:11,912 --> 00:19:14,491
Just what the Sam hell
you boys doing here?
457
00:19:14,492 --> 00:19:16,491
All right, listen.
458
00:19:16,492 --> 00:19:18,491
I should have talked
to an adult from the beginning.
459
00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:19,491
Kyle, what are you doing?
460
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,491
There are these three big vaping
syndicates at our school,
461
00:19:21,492 --> 00:19:23,491
and these guys are one of them.
Kyle, no, no, no, no.
462
00:19:23,492 --> 00:19:25,491
They had someone buying stuff
from here for them,
463
00:19:25,492 --> 00:19:26,491
and then they sold it to kids.
464
00:19:26,492 --> 00:19:27,491
Okay, Kyle,
I'm calling Ronan Farrow.
465
00:19:27,492 --> 00:19:29,491
The sixth graders, these guys,
and Becky Thompson
466
00:19:29,492 --> 00:19:31,491
are all at each other
for control of the playground.
467
00:19:31,492 --> 00:19:33,491
Hello, Ronan?
Eric Cartman. Yeah, hey.
468
00:19:33,492 --> 00:19:36,491
I was going to tell an adult,
but these guys said they'd stop.
469
00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:38,491
So, you know Kyle? Yeah, well,
you're right about him.
470
00:19:38,492 --> 00:19:41,491
It's good you came clean, son.
471
00:19:41,492 --> 00:19:42,531
It shows that you've got...
472
00:19:46,492 --> 00:19:48,491
Didn't your mommy teach you
473
00:19:48,492 --> 00:19:50,491
it doesn't pay
to mess with progress?
474
00:19:50,492 --> 00:19:53,491
Yeah. She taught me
somethin' else, too.
475
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,491
If you're gonna fight
for your tegridy,
476
00:19:56,492 --> 00:19:59,491
don't forget to bring a towel.
477
00:19:59,492 --> 00:20:01,492
Vape on this, bitch!
478
00:20:04,492 --> 00:20:06,491
Yeah!
479
00:20:06,492 --> 00:20:09,492
Take that, stupid vaping!
480
00:20:19,492 --> 00:20:22,492
Move it, boys!
Come on! Go, go, go!
481
00:20:53,492 --> 00:20:56,492
Does this mean we're out
of the vaping business, fellas?
482
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,491
♪ It's in you
483
00:21:02,492 --> 00:21:04,491
♪ It's in me
484
00:21:04,492 --> 00:21:08,492
♪ A little somethin'
called Tegridy ♪
485
00:21:09,492 --> 00:21:11,491
Well, shit.
486
00:21:11,492 --> 00:21:15,491
Looks like we made it
to another sunrise.
487
00:21:15,492 --> 00:21:17,491
Oh, God. This is just gonna
get worse, isn't it?
488
00:21:17,492 --> 00:21:20,491
Yup, son. I think the fight's
just startin'.
489
00:21:20,492 --> 00:21:23,491
Farmers like us
are under attack.
490
00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:26,491
Yupper.
We gots a lot of work to do.
491
00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:29,491
We can't let 'em take
what makes us special.
492
00:21:29,492 --> 00:21:33,491
Tegridy Weed from Tegridy Farms.
493
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:37,491
Made with a little
Colorado tegridy.
494
00:21:37,492 --> 00:21:40,492
Comin' soon
to a dispensary near you.
495
00:21:49,492 --> 00:21:50,491
Whoa.
496
00:21:50,492 --> 00:21:51,661
Yeah?
497
00:21:51,662 --> 00:21:54,491
Whoa.
Yeeeah?!
498
00:21:54,492 --> 00:21:56,491
I don't know what tegridy is,
499
00:21:56,492 --> 00:21:58,491
but that is some good shit!
500
00:21:58,492 --> 00:21:59,492
All right!
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