Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,920
Previously on Wynonna Earp...
2
00:00:01,980 --> 00:00:03,080
Where you been, pervert?
3
00:00:03,110 --> 00:00:06,570
You and Juan Carlo and Constance
sealed Bulshar underground!
4
00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:07,816
There has to be a way to beat him.
5
00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,100
Soon that weapon will be mine.
6
00:00:10,170 --> 00:00:12,000
- I don't feel well.
- Give me the ring!!!
7
00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:13,870
- Take it!!
- Your father's ring.
8
00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:16,300
- It found you.
- Waverly Earp,
9
00:00:16,310 --> 00:00:18,870
you sweet little lesbian,
you did it, you healed me!
10
00:00:18,950 --> 00:00:20,240
Bulshar was looking for the Garden.
11
00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:21,920
You need the Tower to
get into the Garden.
12
00:00:21,930 --> 00:00:23,530
Peacemaker is the Tower.
13
00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:25,030
- What does he want?
- You'll let them go?
14
00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:27,550
Say you did not give
up Wyatt Earp's gun.
15
00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,140
- _
- "The guardians were powerless
16
00:00:33,150 --> 00:00:34,440
in the face of evil
17
00:00:34,450 --> 00:00:36,450
that the serpent was perpetrating.
18
00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:38,390
What could they do?
19
00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:41,250
Their remit was to stand by idly,
20
00:00:41,330 --> 00:00:44,200
even as a new reign of terror began."
21
00:00:44,260 --> 00:00:46,300
Forgive me, Father Juan Carlo.
22
00:00:47,470 --> 00:00:49,150
Wyatt Earp is coming.
23
00:00:49,470 --> 00:00:51,500
And right on time.
24
00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:55,310
The Blood Eclipse occurs
on this very night.
25
00:00:55,470 --> 00:00:57,040
I had hoped we would be spared.
26
00:00:57,110 --> 00:00:58,610
Spared?
27
00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,710
Bulshar spares none.
28
00:01:00,730 --> 00:01:03,550
Hope, Robert, is God's
greatest gift to us.
29
00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:05,150
Miss Maeve?
30
00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:07,320
Do you hope? Do you dare?
31
00:01:07,390 --> 00:01:10,010
That is not for me to say, Mr. Svane.
32
00:01:10,090 --> 00:01:12,100
I'll return this to your room, Padre.
33
00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:15,390
No. No. Take it home. Conceal it.
34
00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:18,230
Yes, Padre.
35
00:01:18,330 --> 00:01:21,670
Robert. We need to ride to the flats.
36
00:01:22,940 --> 00:01:26,470
We need to get Peacemaker
to the champion.
37
00:01:26,490 --> 00:01:29,440
Yes, Father. With haste we must.
38
00:01:29,510 --> 00:01:33,250
We must, we must, we must...
39
00:01:33,270 --> 00:01:34,510
We must increase our bust?
40
00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:36,180
Bobo, I'm begging you.
41
00:01:36,190 --> 00:01:39,220
Give me something I
can hold onto. Please.
42
00:01:39,290 --> 00:01:40,770
Yes.
43
00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,420
Hope.
44
00:01:44,490 --> 00:01:46,690
But it's gone.
45
00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:49,990
It's gone.
46
00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:54,100
It's gone.
47
00:01:54,170 --> 00:01:57,100
Guess you must feel pretty
useless too, huh, Bobo?
48
00:02:01,540 --> 00:02:04,980
We are the heirs of cruelty and torture.
49
00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,030
I'm sorry, we have to keep you in here.
50
00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:08,110
No.
51
00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:09,950
I can't be trusted.
52
00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:12,550
Out of the mouths of Bae.
53
00:02:12,620 --> 00:02:16,100
Hi. We brought you a
quintuple-shot latte.
54
00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:18,040
Yeah, the barista said it
was like drinking a liter
55
00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:20,600
of espresso straight-up, but
we made her make it anyhoo.
56
00:02:20,610 --> 00:02:21,850
It'll do.
57
00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:26,200
- Are you okay?
- Meh.
58
00:02:27,170 --> 00:02:28,800
Bobo knows something that might help
59
00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:31,040
with this whole
end-of-the-world mishigas.
60
00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:33,740
But he can't pull it off his
French-fried hard drive.
61
00:02:33,810 --> 00:02:35,640
I'm worried about you.
62
00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:38,150
With Doc and your gun gone, you know?
63
00:02:38,170 --> 00:02:40,380
Even allowing for the whole
end-of-the-world mishigas.
64
00:02:41,210 --> 00:02:43,550
- Alright, I gotta go.
- Where?
65
00:02:43,590 --> 00:02:47,000
I don't know. Just... I
can't sit here and do this.
66
00:02:47,030 --> 00:02:48,490
Research is your thing.
67
00:02:49,390 --> 00:02:50,820
Hey.
68
00:02:50,890 --> 00:02:53,060
You're still the heir, Wynonna.
69
00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:55,430
We're counting on you.
70
00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:00,190
Spoiler alert: being
the heir sucks balls.
71
00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:13,080
Ah!
72
00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:16,280
Come and get it, Chosen One.
73
00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:38,440
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
74
00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,540
Bulshar knows where the
Garden of Eden is,
75
00:03:43,550 --> 00:03:45,710
and he has the key to open it.
76
00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:47,810
What do we have?
77
00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,880
Uh... each other?
78
00:03:49,950 --> 00:03:51,720
Squat.
79
00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:54,900
And... and really great calves.
80
00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:55,920
Both of us.
81
00:03:55,990 --> 00:03:58,890
Seriously, have you ever
contemplated these?
82
00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:02,060
Yeah, that's all genetics, too.
83
00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:03,730
Like, I don't even take the stairs.
84
00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,060
Well, it sucks that
those works of art will be
85
00:04:07,070 --> 00:04:08,730
destroyed by Bulshar's reign of evil.
86
00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,770
Yeah, my gams are the real victims here.
87
00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,930
Hey, all I'm trying to say is...
88
00:04:14,470 --> 00:04:16,870
... we can't give up. We can't.
89
00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:19,610
I know, but I don't know
what else to look at!
90
00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,579
We've read every bit of history
91
00:04:21,580 --> 00:04:23,150
and research we could get our hands on
92
00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,550
and... and it's not like
Bulshar has Pinterest!
93
00:04:25,570 --> 00:04:28,130
Whenever I'm confused
watching Game of Thrones,
94
00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:31,390
I, uh, watch a recap of
the season to remember
95
00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:33,890
which bearded guy cut off the
head of the other bearded guy...
96
00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,760
Care Bear, looming apocalypse?
97
00:04:35,830 --> 00:04:38,360
We need a recap.
98
00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:43,590
Okay. Okay. Right.
99
00:04:43,670 --> 00:04:46,600
We know Bulshar has some kind
of power over the woods.
100
00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:48,010
Yeah, that guy would kill on Tinder.
101
00:04:48,030 --> 00:04:50,780
Like if the Giving Tree had sex
with a Stephen King story.
102
00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:54,210
He wants into the Garden.
Do we know why?
103
00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:56,080
Maybe that's tree-related too.
104
00:04:56,150 --> 00:04:58,670
Yeah, the Bible claims there were
105
00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:00,699
two trees in the Garden of Eden. Right?
106
00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,960
The Tree of Life and
the Tree of Knowledge.
107
00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,870
Not only the Bible, but
the Kabbalah, the Talmud,
108
00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:08,240
the Qu'ran and that really
weird Hugh Jackman film.
109
00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:10,340
But it's in Purgatory?
110
00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,300
We don't even have an Ikea!
111
00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,730
Let me out!!
112
00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:15,740
I want out of this cage.
113
00:05:15,870 --> 00:05:17,060
Now.
114
00:05:17,070 --> 00:05:18,640
Well, a cage has bars.
115
00:05:18,650 --> 00:05:20,570
It's technically more of a terrarium.
116
00:05:20,590 --> 00:05:23,980
Yeah, that's usually where
people keep lizards, so...
117
00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:29,010
He... took her book.
118
00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:32,580
Who?
119
00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,320
Doc?
120
00:05:47,570 --> 00:05:50,090
- Hey, gorgeous.
- What are you doing?
121
00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:53,170
Well, if you start early,
it encourages growth.
122
00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,610
I'm fixing your lawnmower.
123
00:05:56,450 --> 00:05:57,630
We have a lawnmower?
124
00:05:57,670 --> 00:06:00,430
No, see, you're Wynonna Earp,
you're supposed to say, uh...
125
00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:02,770
"Is that code?" And I say,
"No, but I'd like it to be."
126
00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:04,720
And then you say, um...
127
00:06:04,780 --> 00:06:06,680
"My lawn is perfectly trimmed."
128
00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,060
And I say something...
129
00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,520
We're T-minus 24 hours to an apocalypse.
130
00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:12,260
Everyone's gonna die.
131
00:06:13,430 --> 00:06:14,730
Huh...
132
00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,460
Well, if we don't,
133
00:06:18,530 --> 00:06:20,990
you're gonna want a nice
soft place to have a picnic.
134
00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,040
We're hugging?
135
00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:27,970
- Shush.
- You're hugging me?
136
00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,490
Should I be nice and normal
more or never, ever again?
137
00:06:31,510 --> 00:06:34,690
- I said shush.
- Okay, shushing now.
138
00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:39,090
- Doc.
- Doc?
139
00:06:39,150 --> 00:06:40,430
- Doc.
- Doc what?
140
00:06:40,490 --> 00:06:41,980
Doc bit your maybe boyfriend?
141
00:06:41,990 --> 00:06:43,610
I feel you, son.
142
00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:46,890
- Ask Holliday about a witch.
- Okay.
143
00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,360
Her name is...
144
00:06:49,430 --> 00:06:51,330
Juan Carlo. Juan Carlo.
145
00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,060
No. No! No, Bobo!
146
00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:55,400
Juan Carlo was the Father. Remember?
147
00:06:55,470 --> 00:06:58,370
No! Juan Carlo said they were wrong.
148
00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,610
He defended her when no one else did.
149
00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,270
They didn't care.
150
00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:04,740
They never cared.
151
00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,110
He's coming.
152
00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:09,440
- Bobo.
- He's coming.
153
00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:10,520
- Bobo, stay with me.
- Ride for the flats!
154
00:07:10,530 --> 00:07:12,950
- Ride for the flats!!
- Bobo! Bobo, wait!
155
00:07:13,090 --> 00:07:15,710
- And... he's gone.
- Gone from what?
156
00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,340
You guys capture a
pterodactyl or something?
157
00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:21,350
No, it's just Bobo.
Flipping the flip out.
158
00:07:21,390 --> 00:07:23,700
You want me to flip him
in the flippers? Balls.
159
00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:25,340
Do you want me to kick him in the...
160
00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:27,350
in... in the balls? No. Okay.
161
00:07:27,450 --> 00:07:28,730
Hey, do you know where Doc is?
162
00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:31,440
Uh, no, but I'm pretty
sure I can find him.
163
00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:32,800
Good.
164
00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,540
Ask him who...
165
00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:37,450
... Maeve was.
166
00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:41,050
Kinda thought you might
be avoiding me again.
167
00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:43,550
No, just been busy.
168
00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,950
If anybody was gonna get cold feet after
169
00:07:45,970 --> 00:07:47,450
a date involving a reanimated witch,
170
00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,610
- I figured it'd be me.
- Yeah, well, that was cool.
171
00:07:49,630 --> 00:07:52,990
- Some might say super cool.
- But then I got, uh...
172
00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:57,060
... stuck in a booby-trapped
house with a vampire,
173
00:07:57,070 --> 00:08:00,260
a demon and an over-dramatic
douche in a fur coat.
174
00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:03,650
Plus the world's ending
any minute, so...
175
00:08:03,730 --> 00:08:05,470
smoke 'em if you got 'em.
176
00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:07,140
I don't got 'em.
177
00:08:08,340 --> 00:08:10,540
Bulshar turned people into trees
178
00:08:10,550 --> 00:08:12,270
and used their root system
179
00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:16,580
to find the Garden...
as in, the... the Garden.
180
00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,620
It's... it's pretty ingenious, actually.
181
00:08:20,650 --> 00:08:22,750
Are you fan-girling the bad guy?
182
00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,000
He's winning. And I'm just not sure
183
00:08:26,010 --> 00:08:28,690
what other options are on my
tiny little table at the moment.
184
00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:33,160
We could go see who that is.
185
00:08:33,570 --> 00:08:35,870
You got your magic gun ready to go?
186
00:08:35,930 --> 00:08:38,570
- I gave it to my mortal enemy.
- You what?
187
00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,500
To be fair, it was a regift.
188
00:08:40,570 --> 00:08:42,440
Wait a minute. You did what?
189
00:08:42,450 --> 00:08:43,980
We doin' this or not?
190
00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,530
You're on my porch!
191
00:08:49,550 --> 00:08:51,650
Wow, you're a regular Mariska Hargitay.
192
00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:54,120
- No gun.
- No.
193
00:08:57,390 --> 00:08:59,810
Who the hell are you now?
194
00:08:59,890 --> 00:09:01,190
I'm Kevin.
195
00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:04,130
And I'm gonna help you
save the world, Earp.
196
00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:06,830
Next time, lead with that.
197
00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:13,760
Take it. The money's in the menu.
198
00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:17,960
It's too much. I only brought one.
199
00:09:18,030 --> 00:09:20,060
One bag? You brought me one bag?!
200
00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:23,870
All I could get without
catching shit. Make it last.
201
00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:39,620
You know, you have a liquor license.
202
00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:41,750
You don't have to brown-bag
it in your own bar.
203
00:09:41,820 --> 00:09:43,090
Officer Haught.
204
00:09:43,820 --> 00:09:47,260
Unless that isn't illicit hooch
and something way grosser.
205
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,790
Bloody Mary mix it is not.
I have a contact
206
00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,590
at the veterinarian clinic.
He assures me...
207
00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,700
You know what? It's probably
better I don't know.
208
00:09:53,710 --> 00:09:56,700
Right. I do apologize for involving
you in my intimate affairs.
209
00:09:56,710 --> 00:10:00,130
Can't Kate help you with, uh, that?
210
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:04,950
No. No, she's gone without a trace.
211
00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:07,180
She always did have a
flair for the dramatic.
212
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,980
Because Wynonna?
213
00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:13,010
That is also a rather intimate affair.
214
00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:16,220
Just know I would do whatever
I can to keep her safe.
215
00:10:16,290 --> 00:10:18,540
Okay, good. 'Cause I'm here to
drag you on a recon mission.
216
00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:21,430
Because Wynonna and... Bulshar.
217
00:10:21,450 --> 00:10:22,590
What do you need?
218
00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:25,730
Bobo said for me to ask you...
219
00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,730
about this.
220
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,400
Maeve.
221
00:10:33,690 --> 00:10:35,570
Her name is Maeve Perley.
222
00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,080
Maeve as in "Matte the Blacksmith
223
00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:40,380
and Gretta when you wish
upon a bitch" Perley?
224
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,480
Nobody ever really leaves Purgatory.
225
00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:45,310
Look, there's something
about Maeve having a book.
226
00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:46,920
She kept it for Juan Carlo?
227
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,710
- At the Perley homestead.
- Worth a shot.
228
00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:51,820
I will accompany you, but, uh...
229
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,930
... I find myself rather powerful
hungry, Officer Haught.
230
00:10:57,830 --> 00:11:02,230
And as this state of being
is, uh, rather new to me,
231
00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:04,600
you have my permission
232
00:11:04,610 --> 00:11:06,610
to defend yourself should I...
233
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,670
... should I cross any boundaries.
234
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,650
- Wooden bullets.
- Yeah, so I've got it covered.
235
00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,590
- Thank you, though.
- No.
236
00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,460
Thank you.
237
00:11:29,590 --> 00:11:32,500
I'm a representative of a
long line of ambassadors
238
00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:34,506
tasked with looking after
the balance in the world.
239
00:11:34,530 --> 00:11:36,846
- She's like the Williams sisters.
- And your name's Kevin?
240
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,430
Did I stutter?
241
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,140
God.
242
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,200
Usually, we only watch.
243
00:11:42,270 --> 00:11:44,370
We observe and record,
but don't participate.
244
00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:46,180
But these are desperate times.
245
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,660
Well, no kidding. I just spent months
246
00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:49,320
in a demon-run alt-reality prison.
247
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:50,870
Do you truly intend to go up against
248
00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:52,800
the beast with no training, no blade?
249
00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:54,270
And is that what you are wearing?
250
00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:56,220
- Hey.
- As in, hey, guess what,
251
00:11:56,290 --> 00:11:59,090
Kevin knows of a weapon
that may stop said beast.
252
00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,090
- Are you for real?
- Are you?
253
00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,940
You drink too much,
254
00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:05,420
you couldn't find your ass with a map...
255
00:12:05,430 --> 00:12:08,360
- Where is it? I dunno.
- And you are literally our only hope.
256
00:12:08,430 --> 00:12:09,900
That's what I've been saying!
257
00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:14,220
Hey, I took an extraordinary
risk coming here.
258
00:12:14,230 --> 00:12:16,390
My bosses, the Menfolk,
259
00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:19,050
do not think you deserve
this weapon or can wield it,
260
00:12:19,070 --> 00:12:21,880
but I'm fairly sick of
their boy bullshit.
261
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,390
And I'm fairly certain
262
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,426
that if you weren't such a
douchebag, we could hang.
263
00:12:25,450 --> 00:12:26,850
Hmm.
264
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,250
It'll come at a cost,
to you and your team.
265
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,500
- It always does.
- Well, then, say your goodbyes
266
00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:35,490
and switch those pants.
You're going hunting.
267
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,090
Again, I'm not changing this outfit.
268
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,900
Well, times like these,
269
00:12:38,910 --> 00:12:41,370
I really wish I could force
people to do things.
270
00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:42,630
For their own good.
271
00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:46,440
But I cannot say more in
front of the civilian.
272
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,170
Well, I'm a firefighter.
273
00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:53,840
You seriously have a line on
an actual Bulshar killer?
274
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,050
Chucky? Quick porch chat.
275
00:13:01,850 --> 00:13:04,250
- You're kidding.
- Yeah, she'll do that.
276
00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:09,960
You don't even know what this woman is.
277
00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:11,720
I know she can rock a suit
278
00:13:11,730 --> 00:13:13,430
and karate chops necks like a champ.
279
00:13:13,450 --> 00:13:15,600
- She called me a civilian.
- Yeah, it's a compliment.
280
00:13:15,610 --> 00:13:17,246
It means you're not a
supernatural weirdo.
281
00:13:17,270 --> 00:13:19,110
Okay, look, look, Wynonna,
282
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,270
I baby-sat your vampire
ex-boyfriend for you.
283
00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:23,240
- Yes.
- I killed a bunch of psycho dudes
284
00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:25,570
dressed up as beekeepers and
I yanked the arm off some
285
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,610
zombie witch. For you.
286
00:13:27,650 --> 00:13:28,650
Very helpful.
287
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:31,030
And now I am gonna need
you to scoot your boots.
288
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,050
I just don't know what's happening here.
289
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,130
Well... it's fine,
'cause it's not about you.
290
00:13:37,170 --> 00:13:38,430
Is it ever gonna be about me?
291
00:13:39,690 --> 00:13:42,940
I'm trying to stop a
bloody apocalypse, okay?
292
00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:44,506
So maybe not the time to
pull out the needy act.
293
00:13:44,530 --> 00:13:48,040
Needy? Wynonna, I'm trying
to actually help you.
294
00:13:48,050 --> 00:13:49,690
You don't even know who
this random lady is.
295
00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:52,650
Okay, let's just press pause on this
296
00:13:52,670 --> 00:13:54,240
and resume the butt-hurt song and dance
297
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,900
after I off Bulshar.
298
00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:57,740
Make sense?
299
00:13:58,410 --> 00:14:01,480
Yep. We can definitely
press pause on this.
300
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,110
No problem.
301
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:07,220
Charlie... Tsk.
302
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,450
You can for sure mow
my lawn in the spring!
303
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,760
If we even get to spring.
304
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,170
- You must be the sister.
- Yeah.
305
00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:27,370
Where's the other sister?
306
00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,530
Oh, she got dragged
outside by Mr. Flame.
307
00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:31,470
Hey, does your boyfriend
tell you what to do too?
308
00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:33,290
Don't have a boyfriend.
309
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,570
Is it the bangs?
310
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:38,050
Weather update: being the
heir still sucks balls.
311
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,890
Appreciate the weather update.
312
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,480
Now can I have the "there's
a woman in our kitchen
313
00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:42,940
eating our pickles" update?
314
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,890
She says she's from a
mysterious bunch of...
315
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,860
World savers.
316
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,860
And you believe her?
317
00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:51,030
I believe we're running out
of options, my gun is gone.
318
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,900
Plus Miss Maître D' claims she can
help us find a special weapon.
319
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,560
One that'll take down Bulshar.
320
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,570
It's a magical arm.
321
00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:04,370
Grab a pickle.
322
00:15:04,740 --> 00:15:08,770
Maeve. Some people
claimed she was a witch.
323
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:10,650
Well, it does seem to run in the family.
324
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:14,570
She lived alone, she
wrote in books all day,
325
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:16,410
she would not speak to men.
326
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:18,190
Sounds like my kind of woman.
327
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,730
She helped other women
with, uh, women things.
328
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:26,930
Childbirth... not having children.
329
00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:28,930
I bet this has a happy ending.
330
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,700
Mob came, all riled up, and got to her
331
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,940
just mere days before Wyatt
shot old Sheriff Clootie.
332
00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:36,440
Bulshar.
333
00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:39,340
They burned her... at the stake.
334
00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:40,940
Jesus. You serious?
335
00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:44,950
I thought you should be
aware before we go in.
336
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,330
Bulshar's severed arm is still in
337
00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:49,350
the mine where he was entombed.
338
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:50,750
I confirmed it myself.
339
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:53,190
- But didn't get it?
- That would be interfering.
340
00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:55,620
I was really hoping for
more of a flamethrower.
341
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,290
A ride-on flamethrower with cup-holders.
342
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,200
- And heated seats.
- And a hula girl on the dash!
343
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,060
Nope, just the arm.
344
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,530
Only the champion can retrieve it.
345
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,770
Then we synthesize a
weapon to defeat him.
346
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:10,310
It's about as logical
as using people trees
347
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,430
to find the Garden of Eden.
348
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:14,150
Yeah, except the mine
is totally unstable.
349
00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:15,740
Right? Really dangerous.
350
00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:17,250
It could collapse.
351
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,010
- Okay, I'm in.
- Me too.
352
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,680
You know I want your
help, baby girl, but...
353
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,840
But what? No, I'm not gonna sit here
354
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,130
waiting for the world to end,
355
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:27,590
what... eating pickles?!
356
00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:29,260
Who asked you to eat pickles?
357
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:31,340
So you girls really gonna do this, huh?
358
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:32,900
Don't be pushy, brine breath.
359
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:37,100
- Please?
- Yeah, we are.
360
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,900
Ride or die.
361
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,710
My money's on die.
362
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,850
Gretta, you in here?
363
00:16:53,650 --> 00:16:56,390
Gretta's vehicle is not in the drive.
364
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,290
There are no shoes in the doorway.
365
00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:03,690
She has apparently turned off the heat.
366
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:06,300
She's gone.
367
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:10,400
Yeah, there seems to be a lot of
that going around town these days.
368
00:17:10,470 --> 00:17:13,200
Like the town folk know
something is comin'.
369
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,210
Oof. It's freezing in here.
370
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:20,740
If we are gonna continue our
search, we need a fire.
371
00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:34,560
How dare you enter my home?!
372
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,060
Maeve Perley?!
373
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:40,690
Is that you? I am John Henry Holliday!
374
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:43,950
You are Wyatt Earp's boyfriend.
375
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,270
Yeah, fine.
376
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:51,740
Did you keep a journal for
the Padre Juan Carlo?
377
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,310
Uh, okay.
378
00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:01,550
- The world is ending, Maeve.
- What do I care?
379
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:04,350
I'm locked in fire for eternity!
380
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:08,690
No body, no boys, no booze.
381
00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:13,660
That book could really help us out.
382
00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:15,860
"That book could really help us out."
383
00:18:15,910 --> 00:18:18,000
Okay, I'm pretty good with teen girls.
384
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:20,440
You just quit it with the poker.
Let me take it, okay?
385
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,470
Hey, Maeve. Hi.
386
00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:27,380
Um, Officer Nicole Haught here.
387
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,000
Yeah, this isn't gonna work.
388
00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,560
Oh, hush!
389
00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:37,050
That's right.
390
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:41,690
You shut your little mouth, John Henry.
391
00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:43,830
- Nicole?
- Not anymore.
392
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:49,500
Hi.
393
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,180
Okay, so all we do
394
00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:55,990
is we find Bulshar's arm and
then we get out of here.
395
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,816
- Easy-breezy tequila squeezy.
- That's not how that goes.
396
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,756
I don't take that from someone
wearing an oven mitt.
397
00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,310
- It's a precaution.
- It's fugly.
398
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,890
Well, it's the only
one Mercedes had, okay?
399
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:04,900
Mercedes?
400
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,490
I still haven't had the chance
to tell you that I saw her.
401
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,150
- How's her face?
- What face?
402
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:12,420
- Oof.
- Yeah.
403
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:14,040
Once we stop the apocalypse,
404
00:19:14,050 --> 00:19:15,500
I'll make her redneck margaritas,
405
00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:18,590
buy her a dress with
pockets. She'll plotz.
406
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:26,940
You get out of my friend!
407
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,640
Something is different
about you, John Henry.
408
00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:34,040
Oh...
409
00:19:35,110 --> 00:19:36,810
You're undead.
410
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,150
Well, that's gonna
make this really easy.
411
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:45,050
See... I need, like, a fresh body.
412
00:19:45,590 --> 00:19:47,360
To move into.
413
00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:54,200
Ah.
414
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,370
Here... vampire.
415
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:01,940
Do you want the book
416
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,670
that tells you how to defeat Bulshar?
417
00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:08,540
Okay. Well, then why don't you kill her,
418
00:20:08,610 --> 00:20:10,050
and give me this body?
419
00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:11,510
Okay?
420
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,800
What the hell's that? Yeti? Porg?
421
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,330
Whole bunch of puppies
wearing a trench coat?
422
00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:35,640
Wait! This was a uranium
mine back in the day.
423
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,440
So my guess: radioactive Revenant?
424
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,530
How come it's never puppies?
425
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:47,210
Come on.
426
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,040
Just a little nibble?
427
00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:58,450
- Sheriff Haught is my friend.
- I...
428
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:04,460
I, like... cannot stay
in here much longer.
429
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,160
So...
430
00:21:07,230 --> 00:21:10,820
... you need to go and
fetch me a new corpse,
431
00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:13,260
and then... you get your book.
432
00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:16,170
Oh, and you have to
kill it in front of me
433
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,040
so there's no time for organ failure.
434
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,390
No.
435
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:22,540
No, there is no bargain here, Perley.
436
00:21:22,610 --> 00:21:25,110
Now you get out of that
body this instant!
437
00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:26,710
Make me.
438
00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:29,320
- Okay.
- Oh, yes.
439
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:31,380
Oh, thank kale it's not salad.
440
00:21:31,450 --> 00:21:33,260
You know, eating fried potatoes
441
00:21:33,270 --> 00:21:34,950
is my payback against the bad man
442
00:21:34,970 --> 00:21:37,060
who made me regurgitate
dirt for the last month.
443
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,420
- You're feeling okay now, right?
- Yeah, peachy.
444
00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:41,820
I mean, I did cough up a
blueberry the other day,
445
00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:43,560
but that's just because
my blender sucks.
446
00:21:45,030 --> 00:21:47,250
Oh, uh, hey there. Nice ombré.
447
00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:54,320
This is Jeremy Chetri's phone
448
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:56,040
if this is Doc Holliday calling.
449
00:21:56,050 --> 00:21:58,410
Jeremy, I know that you're there!
450
00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,840
And I'm not talking to you,
451
00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:02,690
so, uh, leave a message after the never!
452
00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:04,080
Is that Doc? Hey, Doc.
453
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,350
Don't say hi to Doc. He bit you!
454
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:09,030
Look, Doc, I'm not talking to you.
455
00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:13,630
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What
do you mean, possessed?
456
00:22:23,570 --> 00:22:26,140
Okay, so much for Plan A, B, C, D, E, F.
457
00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:29,070
- Any other ideas?
- Does he look kinda familiar to you?
458
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,880
Dude, even I've never been that drunk.
459
00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:33,410
Oh! Oh, my God, I knew getting back
into my research would pay off!
460
00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:34,580
That's One Armed Clint!
461
00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:36,170
- Who?
- Okay, back in the day,
462
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,860
Clint killed a miner for his claim
463
00:22:37,870 --> 00:22:39,310
and then hid out in this mine.
464
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,300
Wyatt came to arrest him, blew the mine
465
00:22:41,310 --> 00:22:43,460
to force him out, and
then Clint got trapped!
466
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,460
Super-great history lesson, Waves.
467
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:46,590
That guy has two arms.
468
00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:49,110
- Uh, Wynonna?
- Mm-hmm.
469
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:51,630
- That right arm, it's not his.
- Hmm?
470
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,370
It's Bulshar's.
471
00:22:54,030 --> 00:22:57,610
Damn, Two Arm Clint.
472
00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:01,460
Ah, Jeremy. Thank God.
473
00:23:01,470 --> 00:23:03,140
Okay, I am here for her, not for you,
474
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:05,280
and I like your new shirt. Dammit.
475
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:07,710
D'you guys think this is natural?
476
00:23:07,780 --> 00:23:10,650
Oh! Maybe I'll give her a pixie cut.
477
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:15,110
Oh, and look! Copper's down
with Victoria's Secret!
478
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,280
What? Mattie and Gretta had catalogues.
479
00:23:17,290 --> 00:23:19,160
Okay, Nicole, what are you... ?
480
00:23:23,930 --> 00:23:27,060
Oh, I was hoping for broader shoulders,
481
00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:29,950
but your eyebrows are on fleek.
482
00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:31,530
Just because I have a
thin frame doesn't mean
483
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:33,030
I don't have definition under here.
484
00:23:36,430 --> 00:23:38,210
Oh, ho.
485
00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:40,510
Oh...
486
00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:44,120
Mm... Mm. Okay. Okay.
487
00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:45,720
Wow. What do you know.
488
00:23:45,730 --> 00:23:47,380
The kid does own a Shake Weight.
489
00:23:47,390 --> 00:23:51,420
What is happening... to my shirt?
490
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,360
Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
491
00:23:54,430 --> 00:23:57,130
Oh! God! Ah! It itches!
492
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,030
Hey, hey, listen.
493
00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:01,950
Maeve, this is not your new body.
494
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,750
Yeah, no kidding! I
need someone more pure.
495
00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:08,310
As in... purely human.
496
00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:13,510
Oh, God. Your loss, lady.
497
00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:14,880
- Argh!
- Oh, God.
498
00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:17,780
- Jeremy.
- Yeah.
499
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:24,560
Just so you know, he does not
like you very much right now.
500
00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:27,130
Okay, how do we even know
she has the journal?
501
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,090
Okay, this is gross.
502
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,410
Crap! I'm all outta bullets!
503
00:24:40,470 --> 00:24:42,170
Well...
504
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,010
Oh, shit.
505
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:45,846
Gonna have to "dark-alley
date-rapist" this dude.
506
00:24:45,870 --> 00:24:46,880
What?
507
00:24:46,890 --> 00:24:49,380
Ah!!!
508
00:24:49,450 --> 00:24:52,130
What happened?!
509
00:24:52,150 --> 00:24:55,190
What happened?! Oh! Holy Hiroshima!
510
00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:57,820
I was right again! Dude is radioactive!
511
00:24:57,890 --> 00:24:59,360
- Ugh! Congrats.
- Oh, my God!
512
00:24:59,370 --> 00:25:01,150
There is no prize.
513
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,500
Unless you have any idea on
514
00:25:02,510 --> 00:25:04,900
how to kill a Revenant we can't touch.
515
00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:06,450
Maybe we need more oven mitts?
516
00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:08,270
Uh, we're definitely
gonna need more keys.
517
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,700
Pfft...
518
00:25:10,770 --> 00:25:12,500
And also...
519
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,060
Oh, God, he's coming! Eventually.
520
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,650
Turtle race to the death.
521
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,920
Oh. Oh!! No signal!!
522
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,920
- What?
- No signal!
523
00:25:26,990 --> 00:25:30,580
- How much further till... town?
- Ten miles at least.
524
00:25:30,590 --> 00:25:31,670
I'll never make it.
525
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,930
We have nothing to stop him with, so...
526
00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,120
What about this?
527
00:25:35,130 --> 00:25:37,140
You melted a demon jeweller's face!
528
00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:39,220
No, but I don't know how I did it!
529
00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:42,690
You just... wanted to and you
touched him and you did...
530
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,530
Yeah, but I can't touch Clint!
Remember? He's toxic!
531
00:25:45,590 --> 00:25:47,890
- Oh, look. Gardner House.
- What?
532
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,660
It's not far from here.
533
00:25:49,730 --> 00:25:51,830
Yes.
534
00:26:05,180 --> 00:26:07,850
- You can put that down.
- Nope.
535
00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:10,920
No, I'm-I'm-I'm watching you.
536
00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:12,400
Got my orders.
537
00:26:12,410 --> 00:26:16,120
You've had your eyes closed
for the last 10 minutes...
538
00:26:16,190 --> 00:26:17,490
listening.
539
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:18,930
What are you listening to?
540
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,530
- It's jazz.
- I like avant-garde.
541
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,230
The more experimental, the better.
542
00:26:30,740 --> 00:26:33,660
I get it. So if I let you
listen, open the door...
543
00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:36,110
Don't open the door.
544
00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:40,150
So who is it?
545
00:26:40,210 --> 00:26:42,110
Sun Ra? Coleman?
546
00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:45,020
Oh, uh, no, it's, uh, Colin Stetson.
547
00:26:45,050 --> 00:26:46,050
Colin...
548
00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:48,710
Yeah, the song is called
Like Wolves on the Fold?
549
00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:50,120
I dig wolves.
550
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:57,060
Maybe you'll dig this.
551
00:27:12,830 --> 00:27:14,480
Saxophone.
552
00:27:18,890 --> 00:27:20,490
The devil's horn.
553
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,160
No.
554
00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:27,420
That wasn't made in hell.
555
00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:30,250
Uh, no, not in hell. It's, uh, Montreal.
556
00:27:30,290 --> 00:27:31,730
He's from Montreal.
557
00:27:34,210 --> 00:27:37,840
You see, the problem with humans...
558
00:27:39,710 --> 00:27:41,310
... is that sometimes...
559
00:27:44,510 --> 00:27:46,110
... sometimes...
560
00:27:46,910 --> 00:27:49,550
... you make truly beautiful things.
561
00:27:52,890 --> 00:27:54,490
I can't figure it out, Bobo.
562
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,720
Are you... a good guy, or a bad guy?
563
00:28:00,890 --> 00:28:02,930
Can we listen some more?
564
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,810
Just for a little while.
565
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,300
Sure.
566
00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:21,310
Definitely from the late
nineteenth century.
567
00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:23,490
Smells like horse and everything.
568
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:24,500
Yep.
569
00:28:24,510 --> 00:28:27,020
Maeve. Where is the
rest of that journal?
570
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,140
- I dunno.
- Cough it up.
571
00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:31,050
Actually, for Nicole's
sake, maybe don't.
572
00:28:31,090 --> 00:28:33,230
No, I don't think I'm gonna do that.
573
00:28:33,310 --> 00:28:36,230
Unless you're ready...
574
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:39,050
to give me this body!!
575
00:28:39,130 --> 00:28:41,100
This is not a negotiation.
576
00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:43,500
Give me this scarlet Madonna,
577
00:28:43,510 --> 00:28:45,250
or get the hell outta my crib!!!
578
00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:47,640
What did you do to get her so peeved?
579
00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:50,680
She's a teenage ghost witch!
580
00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:52,240
Okay.
581
00:28:52,310 --> 00:28:53,850
Come on, vampire.
582
00:28:53,870 --> 00:28:57,990
Her blood is so sweet, I can sense it!
583
00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,790
Just one little bite?
584
00:29:02,010 --> 00:29:04,990
Doc doesn't bite his friends! Anymore.
585
00:29:05,030 --> 00:29:08,490
Then you'll never get your
hypocritical hands on that book!
586
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,670
I'm gonna burn it.
587
00:29:10,710 --> 00:29:13,550
How could you burn it with no body?
588
00:29:17,770 --> 00:29:19,310
- Yes!
- No! No!
589
00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:24,280
Oh, God, no! Please don't arrest
me for this later, Nicole!
590
00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:26,150
You're deceptively strong.
591
00:29:26,210 --> 00:29:28,280
Yeah, I told you!
592
00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:32,590
This is it! This is
Juan Carlo's journal.
593
00:29:33,510 --> 00:29:34,650
Oh!
594
00:29:34,710 --> 00:29:36,146
You're not getting out of here alive.
595
00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:39,160
Well, then you'll never get
your freshly killed body.
596
00:29:39,170 --> 00:29:41,030
Oh, I might.
597
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,730
What good is a new body
with a hole in the head?
598
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,050
Yeah, I mean,
599
00:29:50,110 --> 00:29:51,910
you can't walk around like that.
600
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:55,040
Your... sunglasses would sit crooked.
601
00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:58,210
- I don't know.
- Then you two...
602
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,710
get nothing!!!
603
00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:06,420
Nicole?
604
00:30:08,670 --> 00:30:10,050
Ow.
605
00:30:10,260 --> 00:30:11,860
Listen.
606
00:30:12,690 --> 00:30:15,130
This book needs to get back to BBD.
607
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:18,190
I will torture you with
apologies along the way.
608
00:30:22,370 --> 00:30:23,870
We're toast.
609
00:30:26,270 --> 00:30:27,970
Mercedes!
610
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,280
- Ever heard of a doorbell?
- Your face!
611
00:30:30,290 --> 00:30:31,660
My freakin' face!
612
00:30:31,670 --> 00:30:33,780
It's, like, totally better!
613
00:30:33,850 --> 00:30:36,880
- Girl, you look fine as hell!
- And you look less pregnant.
614
00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:38,250
Oof. We're all doing so great.
615
00:30:38,260 --> 00:30:40,120
Mm. Except there's a
demon following you.
616
00:30:41,690 --> 00:30:44,760
- A radioactive one.
- Oh, come! Come in! Come.
617
00:30:56,970 --> 00:30:59,270
- Come on, let's go, go, go!
- Yeah, yeah.
618
00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:04,910
Possible trapped victims.
Initiating primary search.
619
00:31:07,370 --> 00:31:09,880
I'll go in the back. You
two take the front.
620
00:31:09,890 --> 00:31:11,300
- We're on it.
- Hold tight, guys.
621
00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:12,890
We're coming for you.
622
00:31:13,150 --> 00:31:15,520
- You did this, kid.
- What?
623
00:31:15,590 --> 00:31:18,290
You're... you're saying
I healed your face?
624
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,590
You called me beautiful. You touched me.
625
00:31:20,660 --> 00:31:23,390
Above the belt, though, right?
Such a ginger fetish.
626
00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:27,030
And then the next thing
I know, boom, I'm me.
627
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,940
What... ? But... how?
628
00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:32,670
Don't know, don't care. It
really is a miracle, though.
629
00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:34,020
Oh...
630
00:31:34,030 --> 00:31:36,320
Well, you'd better run,
unless you want your face
631
00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:37,710
to get a serious chemical peel.
632
00:31:37,780 --> 00:31:40,130
- I do not.
- No. Incoming.
633
00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:41,590
Oh.
634
00:31:48,230 --> 00:31:49,390
You!
635
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,060
No!
636
00:31:56,730 --> 00:31:57,950
Waverly, I love you,
637
00:31:58,010 --> 00:32:00,450
and I know you don't know
how to work that thing.
638
00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:02,600
- But you're gonna have to try!
- Okay!
639
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,030
Time to render you armless!
640
00:32:05,050 --> 00:32:06,070
Good one!
641
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,010
Thanks.
642
00:32:08,070 --> 00:32:10,840
Ow, ow, ow! It didn't work!
643
00:32:10,910 --> 00:32:13,980
Sorry! I'll never make
you do that again!
644
00:32:22,950 --> 00:32:25,710
- Ah!
- Oh!
645
00:32:28,110 --> 00:32:31,400
Sorry! This was not my idea!
646
00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:34,570
I'll twist this thing off if I have to!
647
00:32:35,070 --> 00:32:36,960
Argh! You found me!
648
00:32:36,970 --> 00:32:39,610
Now do something, you
useless piece of junk!
649
00:32:39,670 --> 00:32:41,440
What the... ?
650
00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:46,180
The ring controls the arm!
It's like playing Wii!
651
00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:49,220
I'm really good at Wii! Oh! Ah...
652
00:32:56,510 --> 00:32:58,870
Choke-out! Badass! Aw.
653
00:33:11,530 --> 00:33:13,840
This arm is mine.
654
00:33:14,540 --> 00:33:16,890
- Mine. Get it?
- 'Cause... he was in a mine.
655
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,360
- Yeah!
- High-five.
656
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:20,320
Okay.
657
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,460
Come on!
658
00:33:22,530 --> 00:33:24,900
Yank! Come on, yank like you don't...
659
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,110
Gross.
660
00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:34,210
I knew you could control that thing.
661
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,350
I... still don't know how.
662
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,160
I never get sick of being right.
663
00:33:50,990 --> 00:33:53,600
You need to lay off those
pretzels, old man.
664
00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:06,180
You alright?
665
00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:09,580
- You're alright.
- Yes.
666
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,310
Yes. You... you saved me...
667
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,320
Yeah, I saved you. Exactly. Exactly.
668
00:34:22,330 --> 00:34:23,660
I'm impressed.
669
00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:26,630
Honestly, I thought I'd be
mopping up Earp goo for sure.
670
00:34:27,010 --> 00:34:28,170
I passed your dumb test.
671
00:34:28,210 --> 00:34:30,350
Now how do I use this
thing to kill Bulshar?
672
00:34:30,450 --> 00:34:33,070
Well, now, here's the
thing, pretty ladies.
673
00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:34,840
The arm isn't the weapon.
674
00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:38,080
- What?!
- You better be joking,
675
00:34:38,090 --> 00:34:39,606
or you better have really
good health insurance.
676
00:34:39,630 --> 00:34:42,150
- Okay, calm down.
- I am sick and tired of your shit.
677
00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:44,600
I have proven myself
time and time again,
678
00:34:44,610 --> 00:34:46,610
and you would know that if you'd
been doing your job properly.
679
00:34:46,630 --> 00:34:48,570
She used her gifts and passed the trial.
680
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:49,800
Huh?
681
00:34:49,810 --> 00:34:52,350
Because now I know that
Mercedes's claim is true.
682
00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:54,290
A miracle did happen.
683
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:58,660
And you...
684
00:35:02,070 --> 00:35:03,670
... are the one.
685
00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:05,500
The champion.
686
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:15,370
Doc!
687
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,100
- Nicole!
- Oh, thank God you're okay!
688
00:35:17,140 --> 00:35:18,270
Here. I got it, I got it.
689
00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:19,300
Nicole.
690
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,190
What did you do?
691
00:35:30,250 --> 00:35:32,120
I retrieved the book.
692
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,340
What did you do, Doc?!!
693
00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:38,660
The fire was too much.
694
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,770
For him?
695
00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:45,500
Or for you?!
696
00:35:47,650 --> 00:35:48,950
You killed him.
697
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,820
You don't understand what it's like.
698
00:35:50,890 --> 00:35:52,490
The hunger.
699
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:55,130
The way it feels.
700
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:58,040
I know that I am the only one
701
00:35:58,050 --> 00:36:00,050
who volunteered to handle you!
702
00:36:00,170 --> 00:36:02,800
I know that I'm the last
friend that you had!!
703
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,450
If I ever see you again, John Henry...
704
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,490
... I will kill you.
705
00:36:37,950 --> 00:36:40,470
- Hey.
- Oh, shit.
706
00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:55,390
Okay, so what do you mean,
that Waverly's the champion?
707
00:36:55,460 --> 00:36:58,170
That ring on your finger: Bulshar
stole it from your father.
708
00:36:58,270 --> 00:37:00,890
So we know neither of them had taste.
709
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:04,160
Also... Julian and
Bulshar knew each other?
710
00:37:04,230 --> 00:37:06,170
They were the original haters.
711
00:37:06,230 --> 00:37:08,470
You are the daughter
of one of two angels
712
00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:11,040
tasked with protecting the
Garden: Juan Carlo...
713
00:37:11,100 --> 00:37:12,510
And Julian.
714
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,010
Hmm. Whew.
715
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,080
Okay.
716
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:21,010
So... what does that make Bulshar?
717
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,250
Juan Carlo says, and I quote:
718
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,080
"Bulshar was created in the Garden
719
00:37:25,150 --> 00:37:27,250
to enjoy the spoils of Paradise."
720
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,860
What does he mean by
"created in the Garden"?
721
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,610
I don't know, but he, uh,
722
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:34,170
he says before Bulshar was
known as Sheriff Clootie,
723
00:37:34,190 --> 00:37:35,930
he took the form of a...
724
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:40,710
Son-of-a-basilisk.
725
00:37:40,810 --> 00:37:42,770
- Is that a snake?
- The snake.
726
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,000
- Jesus Christ.
- Different book.
727
00:37:45,010 --> 00:37:46,310
Bulshar's the snake!
728
00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:49,510
The snake from the Garden.
729
00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:51,170
As in: The Last Temptation of Snake
730
00:37:51,180 --> 00:37:52,970
featuring special guest star the Apple.
731
00:37:53,010 --> 00:37:56,220
- Wow. Don't forget Eve.
- Ah. I wish I could.
732
00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:58,310
Don't even get me started on that girl.
733
00:37:58,330 --> 00:37:59,950
Bobo was right.
734
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,350
This isn't a demon's
ring, it's an angel's.
735
00:38:03,370 --> 00:38:06,290
Guys, I don't understand. It
doesn't even have a diamond.
736
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,090
And it found its way back to you.
737
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,266
We had to confirm you could
wield the power of the ring.
738
00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:12,400
You're only half-angel.
There's no precedent.
739
00:38:12,430 --> 00:38:15,100
Well, I... I think I
proved myself today.
740
00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:18,240
Yeah. Oh, and the other
day, with my face.
741
00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:20,080
Um, can you do other body parts?
742
00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:21,680
Because I have a date tonight,
743
00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:24,030
and I went really hard on the
gelato while I was away.
744
00:38:24,090 --> 00:38:25,870
Waverly absolutely proved herself.
745
00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:27,330
Which means there's hope for us all.
746
00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:28,580
Oh!
747
00:38:29,950 --> 00:38:32,080
"We guarded the entrance to keep him in,
748
00:38:32,090 --> 00:38:33,540
to keep everything in.
749
00:38:33,550 --> 00:38:35,790
But we failed, Julian and I."
750
00:38:35,860 --> 00:38:37,790
Julian as in Waverly's father.
751
00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:39,430
Yeah.
752
00:38:40,630 --> 00:38:44,560
"It has been a lifetime since we had
the chance to right this wrong.
753
00:38:44,630 --> 00:38:47,700
And it will be another lifetime
until we can strike again.
754
00:38:47,770 --> 00:38:51,240
On this night, and this night
only, we must stop him."
755
00:38:51,970 --> 00:38:53,610
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
756
00:38:53,970 --> 00:38:55,870
- I recognize this.
- What?
757
00:38:55,910 --> 00:38:58,840
This is the Blood Eclipse.
The pledge moon.
758
00:38:58,910 --> 00:39:01,350
Visible once every 120 years or so.
759
00:39:01,450 --> 00:39:03,850
- How do you know that?
- I minored in astronomy.
760
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,840
With a Major in jazz history?
761
00:39:05,850 --> 00:39:07,850
Are you too employable?
762
00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:10,820
Wait a minute. Wait.
763
00:39:11,930 --> 00:39:15,390
There's one happening soon.
Like... tomorrow soon.
764
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,060
Then we better get ready.
765
00:39:18,670 --> 00:39:21,370
So what do I do to stop Bulshar?
766
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,070
You take your rightful place
on your father's throne.
767
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,370
- Then what happens?
- The Garden gets sealed.
768
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,200
No, what happens to my sister?
769
00:39:29,210 --> 00:39:30,730
She saves the world.
770
00:39:31,710 --> 00:39:33,580
Just cut the shit!
771
00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:37,380
What's it gonna cost us?
772
00:39:41,150 --> 00:39:43,060
Her life. She'll turn to stone.
773
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:50,530
No, she won't. 'Cause
that is not gonna happen.
774
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,270
But Waverly is the only thing standing
775
00:39:52,310 --> 00:39:55,070
between humanity and total annihilation.
776
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,220
In the grand scheme of things, isn't...
777
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,670
one life kind of...
778
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,640
Well, it's still mine.
779
00:40:03,710 --> 00:40:07,910
There's no goddamn way
I am sacrificing her.
780
00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:10,530
Well, it's not really up
to you anymore, is it?
781
00:40:14,290 --> 00:40:16,920
I don't... I don't think I can do this.
782
00:40:19,430 --> 00:40:20,790
Wow.
783
00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:25,230
You selfish, shortsighted,
weak-willed millennials.
784
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:27,100
You're gonna kill us all.
785
00:40:27,330 --> 00:40:30,470
I expected more from you.
And so would your father.
786
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:41,510
Alright, Maeve... you got your body.
787
00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:43,510
Now wake up!
788
00:40:43,590 --> 00:40:46,590
Nicole, hey, you can...
you can stand down.
789
00:40:46,660 --> 00:40:48,360
She's not in there.
790
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:50,860
Why not?
791
00:40:51,030 --> 00:40:53,270
I... I don't know.
792
00:40:53,330 --> 00:40:55,370
But the fire witch is gone.
793
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:58,040
And so is Charlie.
794
00:40:59,810 --> 00:41:02,300
What are we gonna tell Wynonna?
795
00:41:02,310 --> 00:41:04,310
What happened to Doc?
796
00:41:05,450 --> 00:41:07,530
I wish I knew.
797
00:41:08,650 --> 00:41:11,350
- If it's the only way to stop Bulshar...
- It won't be.
798
00:41:11,450 --> 00:41:13,800
- If it was you that could save us...
- I will.
799
00:41:13,810 --> 00:41:15,850
... you'd sacrifice
yourself in a heartbeat!
800
00:41:15,870 --> 00:41:17,820
In a heartbeat to save the world.
801
00:41:17,830 --> 00:41:19,450
- To save me.
- Yeah.
802
00:41:19,870 --> 00:41:23,410
But this... this time, this one time...
803
00:41:23,510 --> 00:41:26,210
... I'm gonna be selfish as hell.
804
00:41:27,630 --> 00:41:30,570
I've been through some shit, baby girl.
805
00:41:32,470 --> 00:41:34,240
Some shit that brought me so low,
806
00:41:34,310 --> 00:41:36,680
I didn't think I'd ever
see the light again.
807
00:41:39,650 --> 00:41:42,080
You're the only thing
that keeps me going.
808
00:41:43,650 --> 00:41:45,780
You're the light, Waverly.
809
00:41:45,850 --> 00:41:47,830
So I know it can't be true,
810
00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:50,720
'cause even my destiny
can't be this cruel.
811
00:41:50,790 --> 00:41:52,520
Come here.
812
00:42:05,070 --> 00:42:08,710
You've said it before
and I'll say it again.
813
00:42:10,010 --> 00:42:12,210
Being an Earp sucks balls.
814
00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:22,920
Waverly, it's 9 p.m. in
the middle of winter.
815
00:42:23,690 --> 00:42:26,590
Why hasn't the sun set yet?
816
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:27,830
Coming!
817
00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:30,050
Please look like your profile photo,
818
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:32,360
please look like your profile photo.
819
00:42:36,540 --> 00:42:39,160
Ah, no-show. Not the face!!
820
00:42:39,170 --> 00:42:44,170
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
58856
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof