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- Previously on Wynonna Earp:
- A kid is missing.
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- I'm retiring.
- To Sheriff Nicole Haught!
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Charlie.
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This you flirting?
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My baby daddy is married to a vampire.
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I don't like you at all.
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- Are you sure?
- Stop pretending...
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that this isn't what you came here for.
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He was kind, honest.
His name was Julian.
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- My dad was an angel.
- You were born out of love.
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- We can find Julian if you want.
- What's in it for me?
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Okay, this is the last
time we're doing this.
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Since we both have such
stressful jobs and everything,
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we could keep doing this
to take the edge off.
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No.
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I'm all edge, Charlie. If
you can't handle that...
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You may handle me however you please.
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Good morning, guys. I'm Deputy
Nicole Haught and I am here...
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- Shitty-shit-shit!
- Whoa, whoa.
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I thought that was going pretty good.
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How's Purgatory's finest this morning?
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Here we go.
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Thank you, sincerely,
for all that you do.
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I know it's not an easy job.
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Nedley calls us hose jockeys.
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Uh, Sheriff Nedley's sense of
humour leaves a lot to be desired.
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And rest assured, when I am Sheriff,
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you will be both
respected and supported.
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I will also pre-order a
dozen of your calendars.
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I'm April this year.
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Happy Easter to me.
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I had no idea Officer Haught was your
sister's girlfriend. That's so weird.
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You're not one of those "Adam and Eve,
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not Adam and Steve" people, are you?
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God, no. Purgatory Pride's my
favourite event of the year.
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Purgatory has a Pride?
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Yeah. We painted the
fire-engine rainbow.
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Nicole warned me about you.
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- That I'm super flexible?
- No, that you're a hot mess.
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Well, it's better than a cold... tidy.
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This was fun.
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Thanks for the, uh...
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- Pump?
- That's gross.
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- Backdraft?
- Did we do that?
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Heat?
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Ah... Nah.
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Was that me?
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Nothing to see here.
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Just an adult woman with adult-woman
needs leaving... a fire hall.
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- Let me guess: you need a ride.
- I had a ride. I need a nap.
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And a... ride.
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So you and Doc, not a thing anymore?
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We were never a thing.
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And I haven't seen him for a week.
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Burns like a mother!
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Oh...
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What have I done?
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Bulshar's ring is rejecting you,
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now that you're compromised.
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Don't worry, my love.
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Now we're linked together forever.
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Just like you wanted.
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Just like I wanted.
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♪ All you sexy mothers ♪
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♪ OTPSI ♪
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What's with the children's choir?
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It's a bunch of Omicron Tau Psis
slumming it from the big city.
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We confiscated their
party bus this morning.
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- Who party-buses at 10 a.m.?
- The deeply committed.
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Ah... Drink up, friends.
Drink up, brothers.
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Drink up, all you sexy... mothers.
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- Maybe later.
- Mm. Sorry, I...
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I dozed off.
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- What's all this?
- Since closing down the abattoir,
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thereby rescuing my tall-n'-jazzy,
maybe-kinda boyfriend,
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I've been trying to figure out where
Bulshar could've moved his operation.
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Nice!
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Also, when was the last
time you went home?
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Or ate?
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Oh, that depends. What day is it?
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We're gonna need to get you a falafel.
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- Push with your legs!
- Shut up with your mouth.
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Am I finally gonna see your sex cave?
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It's more of a closet.
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Retired Nedley is kinky.
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Everything in there I seized from
crime scenes that didn't feel kosher.
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Ones with supernatural element.
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Why didn't you turn them over to Dolls?
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Well, initially, I wasn't sure
I could trust him. Now I know.
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Whoa.
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How long have you been
hiding this stuff?
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Since I became Sheriff.
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Oh... we're gonna find dinosaur bones.
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Ha-ha.
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It's up to you two to decide
what to keep, what to burn.
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Huh. It's like Hoarders meets Storage
Wars. And I, for one, am here for it.
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How you making out with getting
city council's stamp of approval?
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Well, Bunny Loblaw
won't return my calls.
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That stuck-up Tuesday's still around?
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Yep. And reigning over city
council with an iron fistula.
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Bunny Loblaw's the real
king-maker here in Purgatory.
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And she won't return your
calls because she's a bully.
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Bullies smell fear, they
just get more vicious.
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- Yeah, dummy, everyone knows that.
- Ow...!
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You get her on your own turf,
you look her dead in the eye
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and you tell her that you're
the only person for the job.
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You're right. I am going to call her
and I'm gonna set up a meeting.
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Bunny's gonna eat her for lunch.
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- Nedley, are you looking at my ass?
- No.
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Mm. This'll have to do.
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You shouldn't sneak around
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when there's a gun-toting
mental patient on the loose.
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Well, I thought we were friends.
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You bailed right in the
middle of my Christmas feast.
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You find my Brussels sprouts offensive?
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I do apologize, ma'am, but...
something came up.
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Oh.
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You're gonna make it up to me.
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I fear this is about to get weird.
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Don't worry. I'll drive if you're tired.
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I do not understand.
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I need to get out of here.
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Just for a little while.
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- Cabin fever.
- You don't know the half of it.
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Oh, I just might.
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Okay... let's go,
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before I roll you for the keys.
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What do you think about this?
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- Urn. Nice.
- Okay.
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But is it supernatural?
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Supernaturally oogly.
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Can you check this out? I...
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I found Nedley's old police memo.
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"November 9, 1996. Raccoon
stuck in drop ceiling."
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"Call cleared, but now
require rabies shot."
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Wynonna, can you, like, a
little help here, please?
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Oh, my God, never... Holy shit!
Baby Nedley.
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When you're done with story time,
can you do some actual work?
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Nicole, you're a smart-ish girl.
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Surely you've figured out
by now that this whole
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"cleaning out the secret
locker" job is bullshit.
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Nedley made it up to make us
practice working together.
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- He Parent Trapped us.
- None of this stuff matters.
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And it sure as hell isn't gonna
help us with our Bulshar problem.
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Alright, well, you might be fine
to sit on your ass and do nothing,
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but I'm not.
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Especially after what he did to Dolls.
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You want my help?
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- Yes.
- Fine, Nicole.
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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Crap.
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Crap.
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Definitely crap. Not crap.
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- More crap!
- Wynonna, you're being reckless!
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- Super crap.
- Whoa!
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You know what, Deputy Dipshit,
that's kinda my brand,
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and it's been working fine so far.
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God, I am so sick of your attitude!
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Smooth move, Ginger Spice. You just
earned yourself seven years' bad luck.
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Hey, Tayla, you seen Doc around lately?
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No.
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I'll have a whiskey. Leave the bottle.
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Whatcha got there, Sheriff?
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Ginger ale. And it's just Randy now.
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Didn't peg you for a
teetotaller, Just Randy.
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Well, I'm still on duty.
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Those drunken frat boys from the big
city got me running my ass off.
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One of the many, many jobs I
won't miss when I retire.
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Well, I won't tell if you won't.
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Oh.
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Look what I found for your
retirement party slideshow.
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It's like your top lip
is wearing a skinny tie.
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How's it going in the evidence locker?
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Ugh.
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Nicole smashed some stuff. Big surprise.
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Must hard to move around with
a giant pickle up your ass.
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- Give her some slack, Wynonna.
- You know me. I love slack.
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That chick is all work and no play.
Next thing you know,
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she's gonna be chopping people up with
an axe like... that dude in the hotel.
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Dave at the Motor Inn?
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- Him, too.
- Well, go easy on Nicole.
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You two have more in
common than you think.
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Well, it's worth a shot.
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I guess. Okay.
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Hi! Bunny.
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Uh, come on in.
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- I did.
- Can I take your c-coat?
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Why? So you can rifle
through the pockets?
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Oh! What on God's flat earth is that?
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Oh, that's just Calamity Jane. Please
don't worry. She's super friendly.
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I-I don't care what it is.
Either she goes or I go.
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I am deathly allergic!
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Right. Okay.
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Okay. Come on, girlie.
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Calamity, you're getting fat.
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Okay, just make yourself cozy.
One sec. I'll be right back.
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Disgusting.
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I am sorry, ma'am.
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Willa would've been
very sorry about Willa.
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That was always her first thought.
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Willa was Ward's... pet.
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God, she was... spoiled and
she had a mean streak.
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She'd have been a terrible heir.
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She was just a child.
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Yeah, she was my baby.
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I'm so sorry I wasn't
there to protect you.
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- Hey, where you going now?
- Come on.
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I'll tell you which way to turn.
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Ms. Gibson. Michelle!
It's freezing out here.
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Oh, stop being a wiener. Come on.
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Besides, I know you got
a bottle of tequila
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stashed under your seat, and
that's gonna get us through.
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So I have some great ideas on
how to make the town safer
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and the department run more efficiently.
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Well, that's all well and
good, Deputy Haught,
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but my main concern is this.
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Randy Nedley is full of shit.
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- Excuse me?
- I am so sick and tired
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of being kept in the dark
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about all the strange
occurrences in Purgatory.
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I won't be lied to about what's
really going on in my town,
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under my nose.
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- Which is what exactly?
- Well, you tell me.
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That's why I'm here. Unless
you don't want to be sheriff.
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And don't give me that hooey
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about costume parties gone
awry or zoo animals escaping.
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Well, Bunny, um, Purgatory,
it's a very unique... town
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with... unique challenges.
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Sorry to interrupt. Just need to talk
to Deputy Tater Haught for a sec.
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Wynonna, this is really not a good time.
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Actually, it's perfect timing.
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Because I'm thinking of
backing Wynonna for Sheriff.
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You can't be serious.
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I'm dead serious.
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Wynonna, you are a straight-shooter.
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- You're one tough bitch.
- Hey-o.
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And the Earps are one of
Purgatory's original families.
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This one...
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- This one?
- Sorry, what about "this one"?
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What Purgatory needs
is a homegrown hero,
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not some fly-by-night outsider,
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who, let's face it, is a little too...
245
00:13:32,109 --> 00:13:33,743
different.
246
00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:38,532
- Can I just... real quick, for a sec?
- One sec. We'll just...
247
00:13:38,557 --> 00:13:40,313
in the kitchen.
248
00:13:40,338 --> 00:13:44,142
Wait until Bunny finds out
about Purgatory Pride.
249
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,798
- What are you doing here?!
- Right!
250
00:13:46,823 --> 00:13:49,196
- Uh, it's about Nedley and you...
- And me...
251
00:13:49,221 --> 00:13:53,118
Did Buns Buns really
just say I could be...?
252
00:13:53,143 --> 00:13:55,329
Oh, no, you cannot take that job.
253
00:13:55,354 --> 00:13:58,017
- I don't want that job.
- Yeah, 'cause you would be a disaster.
254
00:13:58,042 --> 00:14:01,249
- No shit, Not Sheriff.
- You have no police training,
255
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:04,204
you're terrible with authority, you're
not even qualified to run a Chipotle!
256
00:14:04,229 --> 00:14:06,664
Guac-a-cuse me? You know what?
257
00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:10,094
Maybe I'd like to be Sheriff Nedley 2.0.
258
00:14:10,119 --> 00:14:12,805
Oh, I'm your boss after all.
259
00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:15,789
Well, excuse me, but you can't even
do one single assignment properly
260
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:16,798
without breaking a gazillion rules
261
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:19,142
and a creepy-ass mirror in the process!
262
00:14:19,167 --> 00:14:22,914
Oh, oh, oh, God, oh... ISIS!
263
00:14:22,939 --> 00:14:24,454
What rules?!
264
00:14:24,479 --> 00:14:27,658
Purgatory is the goddamn Thunderdome
and I'm Tina friggin' Turner!
265
00:14:27,683 --> 00:14:29,735
- What are you talking about?!
- Point is,
266
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,938
you can wrap yourself up
in the rules like a...
267
00:14:31,963 --> 00:14:34,110
snug little blanket to
keep you warm at night,
268
00:14:34,135 --> 00:14:36,291
but I'm gonna go get shit done.
269
00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,500
Balls! Bunny's dead.
270
00:14:42,213 --> 00:14:43,454
Calamity Jane! She's allergic!
271
00:14:43,479 --> 00:14:44,704
Yeah.
272
00:14:45,349 --> 00:14:46,642
Bunny? Hey.
273
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,212
I know a dozen places
we can hide the body.
274
00:14:48,237 --> 00:14:50,830
Oh... oh... She's still alive.
275
00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:52,251
Fine, I'll save them for next time.
276
00:14:52,276 --> 00:14:53,649
Uh, her purse. Wynonna, get her purse!
277
00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:57,532
- Yeah, cash.
- No! Medication, Wynonna!
278
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,874
Ah, crap.
279
00:15:01,725 --> 00:15:04,823
Oh! Is this Oxy?! Ow.
280
00:15:04,848 --> 00:15:07,009
- Oh, the tea.
- Oh!
281
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:12,023
Alright, Bunny, here we go, here we go.
Swallow.
282
00:15:12,048 --> 00:15:15,084
C'mon, c'mon, you old bat! Oh.
283
00:15:15,109 --> 00:15:17,834
Okay.
284
00:15:18,629 --> 00:15:22,031
- I don't need a doctor!
- How about an exorcist, Bun Bun?
285
00:15:22,056 --> 00:15:23,921
Okay, let's put her in my cruiser.
We'll get her faster
286
00:15:23,946 --> 00:15:25,594
to the hospital with the
lights and sirens on.
287
00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:27,558
Don't take me to Purgatory General!
288
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,110
They have too many immigrant doctors!
289
00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:31,569
- Okay, that's enough out of you.
- Ow! Jeez!
290
00:15:31,594 --> 00:15:35,142
- Go inside, get her purse.
- So you do wanna rob her?
291
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,961
No, I want to get her meds. The
doctors need them to diagnose her.
292
00:15:36,986 --> 00:15:37,892
Go, go, go!
293
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:39,040
Get her to the hospital
and get the meds after.
294
00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:39,875
What the hell?!
295
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,360
I will get them. You want
something done right!
296
00:15:41,385 --> 00:15:44,100
No, I will do it.
297
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:48,243
What is going on?!
298
00:15:52,906 --> 00:15:56,082
You have gotta be freakin' kidding me!
299
00:15:56,625 --> 00:16:00,585
Look who needs my help now.
300
00:16:02,272 --> 00:16:04,372
- What are you doing?
- Get in.
301
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,114
Dude, I have her keys.
What about your truck?
302
00:16:07,139 --> 00:16:09,295
Battery's dead. I blame
your cat for that, too.
303
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,193
Okay, well, I should drive,
304
00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:11,989
because then we're not
stealing Bunny's car,
305
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,581
we're just commandeering
it for official police...
306
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:16,142
- Bigger fish, Nicole.
- Okay.
307
00:16:16,638 --> 00:16:18,978
Okay, great, I'll call Waverly.
308
00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:20,370
- We're logging on now.
- Hurry.
309
00:16:20,426 --> 00:16:22,360
We need to make sure Bunny's okay.
310
00:16:22,385 --> 00:16:25,763
Sorry, sorry, but it's...
it's kind of funny.
311
00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:27,665
You guys have some terrible luck today.
312
00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:29,678
Like "black fly in your
Chardonnay" kind of terrible.
313
00:16:29,703 --> 00:16:31,867
Speed it up, Jagged Little Nerd.
314
00:16:32,674 --> 00:16:36,420
Okay. Pinging the cruiser's GPS,
315
00:16:36,445 --> 00:16:39,139
and... good news! It's parked.
316
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:42,779
Bunny Nut Cheerios! You need to hurry.
317
00:16:42,804 --> 00:16:44,357
Later.
318
00:16:44,941 --> 00:16:49,788
Ugh! Of course those two frat brats
drove your car to a biker bar!
319
00:16:49,813 --> 00:16:50,725
Yeah, well,
320
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,209
maybe they're friendly bikers hosting
a Golden Girls Trivia Night.
321
00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:55,725
Well, Rose, we are not in St.
Olaf anymore.
322
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,428
Get me outta here, you
white-trash tart!!
323
00:16:58,453 --> 00:17:00,834
You're feeling better. Try your handle.
324
00:17:00,859 --> 00:17:01,881
I am!!
325
00:17:01,906 --> 00:17:03,301
It doesn't open from the inside.
326
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,994
It's a safety feature. Haven't you
been arrested, like, 500 times?!
327
00:17:06,019 --> 00:17:09,318
- Not the time, Nicole!
- Luckily, I always have a spare key.
328
00:17:09,343 --> 00:17:11,111
Oh, good.
329
00:17:12,588 --> 00:17:16,920
You are some kind of moron, Haught!
330
00:17:16,945 --> 00:17:19,580
Whoa! Bullet could
ricochet and hit Bunny.
331
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,940
- I'm willing to take the risk.
- Or us.
332
00:17:22,436 --> 00:17:23,436
Okay.
333
00:17:23,461 --> 00:17:25,231
Why don't we just call
the fire department?
334
00:17:25,256 --> 00:17:26,303
- They can pop the door off.
- No!!
335
00:17:26,328 --> 00:17:27,748
- What?
- Do not do that.
336
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,397
They'll never let us
sheriffs live it down.
337
00:17:29,422 --> 00:17:30,767
Okay, you got a better idea?
338
00:17:31,107 --> 00:17:33,889
Yeah. We go in and find
Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Douche,
339
00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:35,631
we're in and out five minutes, tops.
340
00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:38,732
If we get the keys, she'll never
notice, we're good to go. Let's go.
341
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:42,240
Don't leave me in here,
you sonsofbitches!!
342
00:17:42,265 --> 00:17:44,584
You are gonna hear from my lawyer!!
343
00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,811
Peacemaker?
344
00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:49,335
We're outnumbered.
345
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,238
We don't want Bunny to think
we went in guns blazing.
346
00:17:55,962 --> 00:18:01,767
I couldn't wait to join the rodeo
circuit and flee this shithole town.
347
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:04,061
Then I came back one...
348
00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:07,850
long August weekend and
I got drunk, pregnant.
349
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,977
Ended up marrying Ward Earp.
350
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,842
Well, he did give you three
beautiful daughters.
351
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:16,603
No, he gave me two. Waverly
was Julian's, remember?
352
00:18:19,487 --> 00:18:21,537
What's it like, being with an angel?
353
00:18:21,562 --> 00:18:23,563
What's it like being with a demon?
354
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,022
No, Julian made me feel like
355
00:18:31,047 --> 00:18:34,180
I didn't have to break
my spirit to be happy.
356
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:38,082
- I do know what that is like.
- Hmm.
357
00:18:38,107 --> 00:18:40,350
The night Waverly was born...
358
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:45,123
Ward pushed Julian outside
of the Ghost River Triangle.
359
00:18:46,243 --> 00:18:48,217
It happened right here.
360
00:18:48,242 --> 00:18:50,677
He's been lost ever since.
361
00:18:50,702 --> 00:18:52,236
How do you know that?
362
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,570
Bobo told me.
363
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:59,064
Del Rey? You talked to him?
364
00:18:59,209 --> 00:19:01,809
I did more than talk to him.
365
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:04,790
I gave him the Christmas
dinner that you didn't want.
366
00:19:04,815 --> 00:19:06,449
And his freedom.
367
00:19:07,729 --> 00:19:10,673
Are you out of your
godforsaken mind, woman?
368
00:19:10,698 --> 00:19:13,556
I think we've established,
yes, sometimes.
369
00:19:13,581 --> 00:19:17,868
- You have unleashed a monster.
- Bulshar has risen, sweet cheeks.
370
00:19:17,893 --> 00:19:19,560
These are end times.
371
00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:22,610
It's gonna take monsters
to fight a monster.
372
00:19:22,635 --> 00:19:27,189
Bobo Del Rey has tried to kill
your daughters multiple times.
373
00:19:27,214 --> 00:19:29,082
Nobody's perfect.
374
00:19:29,107 --> 00:19:32,509
You do not get to make those
life-or-death decisions for them!
375
00:19:32,534 --> 00:19:34,568
Who's gonna stop me?
376
00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:36,572
You, Johnny Hank?
377
00:19:36,597 --> 00:19:39,227
Mm. If necessary.
378
00:19:39,252 --> 00:19:40,697
Well, good.
379
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,720
Seems like now we're finally talking.
380
00:19:42,745 --> 00:19:46,173
- So here's my terms.
- Yeah!!!
381
00:19:46,198 --> 00:19:49,307
What should we do with
these interlopers?
382
00:19:49,332 --> 00:19:52,486
Release them to the woods and
hunt them down like dogs?
383
00:19:52,511 --> 00:19:55,150
- Yeah!!
- Or, or...
384
00:19:55,175 --> 00:19:59,445
we could eviscerate them
right here on the bar.
385
00:20:00,972 --> 00:20:03,474
Are you gonna stay late
and clean up that mess?
386
00:20:03,499 --> 00:20:06,167
'Cause I'm not. Suggestions?
387
00:20:06,192 --> 00:20:08,960
Anyone else?
388
00:20:10,854 --> 00:20:13,589
Yah-ha. That might be a good idea.
389
00:20:13,614 --> 00:20:15,346
Shhh-shhh.
390
00:20:15,371 --> 00:20:17,973
Well, well, well.
391
00:20:17,998 --> 00:20:20,251
Looks like today is our lucky day.
392
00:20:20,276 --> 00:20:23,008
Seems the would-be sheriff and the heir
393
00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:25,338
have decided to join
us for a little drink.
394
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,986
We were dumb to think we could
pull a fast one on you.
395
00:20:29,011 --> 00:20:31,446
But I can tell you're men of sport.
396
00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:35,882
And, you know, where's the sport in
ripping Dumb and Doucher to shreds?
397
00:20:35,907 --> 00:20:37,696
What are you proposin'?
398
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,202
I'm proposing that you let them go,
399
00:20:41,227 --> 00:20:42,359
and...
400
00:20:42,384 --> 00:20:46,921
you and me and, uh, Deputy
Haught to Trot here
401
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,890
have ourselves a little contest.
402
00:20:49,309 --> 00:20:51,010
What are you good at?
403
00:20:51,195 --> 00:20:53,046
- Golden Girls Trivia.
- Drinking.
404
00:20:53,071 --> 00:20:56,241
You really wanna challenge
me to a drinking contest?
405
00:20:56,266 --> 00:20:58,167
Mm-hmm. I do.
406
00:20:58,192 --> 00:21:01,069
And... if we win, then you let us go.
407
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:05,725
- What happens when I win?
- Then you...
408
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:08,038
get to... kill us.
409
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,750
You could've just offered them cash.
410
00:21:10,775 --> 00:21:13,927
I didn't work it out all the way
to the end before I pitched it.
411
00:21:13,952 --> 00:21:16,788
You must be the stupidest heir yet.
412
00:21:16,813 --> 00:21:18,663
Definitely in the top five.
413
00:21:18,688 --> 00:21:20,972
Okay.
414
00:21:20,997 --> 00:21:22,945
Let them Greeks go.
415
00:21:23,514 --> 00:21:25,679
You owe us. Take the
cruiser and the old bag
416
00:21:25,704 --> 00:21:27,608
in the backseat and get
to the hospital, okay?
417
00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:31,169
- Yes, ma'am.
- Now... let's get pissed!
418
00:21:31,194 --> 00:21:34,140
Yeah!
419
00:21:34,788 --> 00:21:36,897
I'm worried. Neither
of them are answering.
420
00:21:36,922 --> 00:21:39,157
Okay, wait, wait. Let's just recap.
421
00:21:39,182 --> 00:21:42,498
First, Bunny has a heart
attack at Nicole's.
422
00:21:42,523 --> 00:21:43,195
Yes.
423
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,225
Then the cruiser gets
stolen with Bunny in it.
424
00:21:45,252 --> 00:21:48,523
Then it just happens to end
up at a Revenant roadhouse?
425
00:21:48,548 --> 00:21:51,854
Doesn't that sound
spectacularly unlucky to you?
426
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:56,757
Too unlucky to be a coincidence?
427
00:21:58,078 --> 00:22:00,843
Mirror, mirror, on the floor...
428
00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:09,763
Maybe if we put it back together,
their luck will change?
429
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:11,421
Well, it can't get any worse.
430
00:22:11,446 --> 00:22:13,522
- Okay.
- One...
431
00:22:13,547 --> 00:22:16,882
two, three, drink.
432
00:22:20,633 --> 00:22:23,210
Mm, is that all you got?
433
00:22:23,235 --> 00:22:26,371
Come on, fella, let's take this
up a notch, huh? Grab the ouzo.
434
00:22:26,396 --> 00:22:28,331
I really wish you would stop helping.
435
00:22:28,356 --> 00:22:32,561
One, two, three, drink!
436
00:22:34,913 --> 00:22:36,447
Ah!
437
00:22:37,507 --> 00:22:39,716
How you feeling there, Rolfy boy?
438
00:22:39,741 --> 00:22:41,320
- I feel good.
- Good.
439
00:22:41,345 --> 00:22:42,929
I feel strong.
440
00:22:42,954 --> 00:22:44,288
I failed college.
441
00:22:44,313 --> 00:22:48,382
How are you not bombed? You
weigh, like, eight pounds.
442
00:22:48,407 --> 00:22:51,241
I like you. Ena,
443
00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:54,179
dio, tria!
444
00:23:02,383 --> 00:23:05,851
What's wrong?
445
00:23:06,502 --> 00:23:09,427
Game over, lightweight!
446
00:23:09,452 --> 00:23:11,147
What? I swallowed it!
447
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:13,825
And it came back up, which means
you lose. Everybody knows that.
448
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:16,468
It's true, man. Everyone knows that.
449
00:23:17,257 --> 00:23:21,273
Well, we won fair and square. Uncuff us.
450
00:23:21,298 --> 00:23:24,140
Hang on!
451
00:23:25,406 --> 00:23:28,350
You've been spitting your
shots into this bottle.
452
00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:31,685
No, she hasn't. You haven't, right?
453
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,429
- I learned it from Coyote Ugly.
- Oh, I love that movie!
454
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:35,854
You broke the rules.
455
00:23:36,197 --> 00:23:38,132
Now I get to break your necks.
456
00:23:38,157 --> 00:23:40,765
Ooh, good one.
457
00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:43,147
Stop!!
458
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:44,639
- Stop quipping and run!
- Yep.
459
00:23:44,664 --> 00:23:47,374
Okay!
460
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,765
Hurry up! The cuff's chafing.
461
00:23:53,790 --> 00:23:56,468
You're going too fast and I'm too drunk.
462
00:23:56,493 --> 00:23:57,243
Ugh!
463
00:23:57,268 --> 00:23:59,983
- You are literally the worst!
- Climb!
464
00:24:00,008 --> 00:24:02,663
Climb! Climb!
465
00:24:09,044 --> 00:24:11,312
You found my mementos.
466
00:24:11,762 --> 00:24:15,208
You mean the souvenirs of all
the people you have killed?
467
00:24:15,233 --> 00:24:17,853
- That's a vulgar way to put it.
- It is the truth.
468
00:24:18,184 --> 00:24:20,334
Is it Wynonna you're helping?
469
00:24:21,306 --> 00:24:23,640
In a manner of speaking.
470
00:24:23,856 --> 00:24:25,323
She must be some woman
471
00:24:25,348 --> 00:24:28,432
if you're willing to give up
one of your precious pistols.
472
00:24:28,963 --> 00:24:31,220
It's sweet you think she'd want you now.
473
00:24:32,081 --> 00:24:34,850
You know how your jealousy bores me.
474
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,213
As you really are.
475
00:24:36,238 --> 00:24:38,385
Wynonna helped make me as I am.
476
00:24:40,637 --> 00:24:43,606
I did! Because you asked me to!
477
00:24:46,603 --> 00:24:48,304
My Henry.
478
00:24:49,344 --> 00:24:52,182
The greatest gunslinger that ever lived.
479
00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:55,126
A filthy, rotten scoundrel.
480
00:24:56,176 --> 00:24:59,345
All this helping and sacrificing
she has you doing...
481
00:24:59,370 --> 00:25:02,506
- She thinks I can be better.
- Than what?
482
00:25:02,843 --> 00:25:04,477
It's beneath you.
483
00:25:04,544 --> 00:25:07,413
Wynonna is breaking your spirit.
484
00:25:07,481 --> 00:25:11,550
But I love you when
you're at your worst.
485
00:25:12,534 --> 00:25:13,968
Maybe even more.
486
00:25:19,287 --> 00:25:20,988
Then you'll know...
487
00:25:21,013 --> 00:25:23,281
I'm not a man that does ultimatums.
488
00:25:23,306 --> 00:25:24,907
Or likes to choose.
489
00:25:24,932 --> 00:25:27,276
You have chosen.
490
00:25:27,645 --> 00:25:30,742
And you're mine, forever now.
491
00:25:30,767 --> 00:25:34,136
So go, tell the Earp heir.
492
00:25:34,823 --> 00:25:38,325
See if she welcomes you
back into her bed.
493
00:25:43,899 --> 00:25:47,561
We wouldn't be in this mess if
you just played by the rules!
494
00:25:47,586 --> 00:25:50,264
There are no rules in
this shit-town, Nicole!
495
00:25:50,289 --> 00:25:52,867
If you wanna be all normal and
law-abiding, do it somewhere else!
496
00:25:52,892 --> 00:25:55,140
You know what? Get your ass
out of your head, Wynonna!
497
00:25:55,165 --> 00:25:56,703
You're not the only one
who's been through stuff.
498
00:25:56,728 --> 00:26:00,890
Oh, right, I forgot. You
survived a massacre.
499
00:26:00,915 --> 00:26:04,867
- Yeah, that one is legit as F.
- You're right I did.
500
00:26:04,892 --> 00:26:08,265
Ans so I'm not about to die
here handcuffed to a criminal!
501
00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:09,429
You, by the way.
502
00:26:09,454 --> 00:26:11,489
Oh! Real mature!
503
00:26:11,514 --> 00:26:14,537
You know what? You survived some shit,
504
00:26:14,562 --> 00:26:16,547
and I cannot wait for your TED Talk,
505
00:26:16,572 --> 00:26:18,945
but get back to me when you're cursed!
506
00:26:18,970 --> 00:26:20,742
Jesus!
507
00:26:20,767 --> 00:26:23,135
- Mother bad-lucker, it's jammed.
- Argh!
508
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,476
Not even like Space or strawberry,
509
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,461
but the bad kind of jam!
510
00:26:30,983 --> 00:26:36,256
Well, aren't you two a pair
of catty little bitches?
511
00:26:36,281 --> 00:26:37,421
I like it.
512
00:26:37,446 --> 00:26:40,273
All that animosity running
through your veins...
513
00:26:40,298 --> 00:26:42,703
You're basting in it.
514
00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:45,856
Oh, it'll make you taste so much better.
515
00:26:48,175 --> 00:26:51,041
- You be Scott.
- You be Tessa.
516
00:27:05,230 --> 00:27:07,813
- We make a pretty good team.
- Yeah, our chemistry's solid.
517
00:27:07,838 --> 00:27:09,081
Ah!
518
00:27:09,106 --> 00:27:09,798
Okay.
519
00:27:09,823 --> 00:27:12,831
Yep.
520
00:27:18,893 --> 00:27:22,040
As much as I love a feel-good
ending, this ain't it.
521
00:27:22,065 --> 00:27:23,338
Any last words?
522
00:27:23,363 --> 00:27:25,864
- I miss Macaulay Culkin!
- Tell Waverly I love her!
523
00:27:25,889 --> 00:27:29,253
Sure, make me look like an asshole.
524
00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:38,323
You owe me a wife.
525
00:27:38,348 --> 00:27:40,651
- Is this better, or worse?
- Worse.
526
00:27:40,676 --> 00:27:42,604
Okay.
527
00:27:44,044 --> 00:27:46,251
There's... there's gotta
be one more piece!
528
00:27:46,276 --> 00:27:48,933
Ah, whoop, there it is! Here, here.
529
00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:51,284
- Oh! Oh, my God.
- Okay, bad luck over?
530
00:27:51,309 --> 00:27:54,331
- We fixed it! Did we fix it?
- I dunno.
531
00:27:55,724 --> 00:27:58,253
- There's a mountain man!!
- A gross, scabby mountain man!!
532
00:27:58,278 --> 00:27:59,995
So not fixed, then.
533
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,737
Not so fast, Gandalf!
534
00:28:02,762 --> 00:28:04,362
No!
535
00:28:04,387 --> 00:28:08,471
You shall not pass!!!
536
00:28:12,481 --> 00:28:15,698
Yeah, on second thought,
you do you, man...
537
00:28:16,201 --> 00:28:18,347
Ah!!
538
00:28:18,372 --> 00:28:21,999
One of you will be my new wife!
539
00:28:22,024 --> 00:28:24,253
- Not it.
- Did he just say wife?
540
00:28:24,278 --> 00:28:26,046
Come on.
541
00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:28,769
Help.
542
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,315
Shit!
543
00:28:35,794 --> 00:28:39,163
Okay, the mirror wasn't the
only thing they broke, right?
544
00:28:39,188 --> 00:28:41,440
- Wait. What's this?
- Is that ceramic?
545
00:28:41,465 --> 00:28:44,909
It looks like a... a lawn ornament?
546
00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:47,543
He's not an ogre.
547
00:28:47,568 --> 00:28:49,159
He's a gnome!
548
00:28:49,184 --> 00:28:54,165
- How does that help us?!
- You owe me a wife. Now choose.
549
00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:56,829
- How could we possibly...
- She'd make a great gnome wife.
550
00:28:56,854 --> 00:29:00,370
- Ooh, loving a good puzzle.
- She's beautiful and...
551
00:29:00,395 --> 00:29:02,870
annoyingly noble. And I
know she's great in bed,
552
00:29:02,902 --> 00:29:04,923
because my house has very thin walls.
553
00:29:04,948 --> 00:29:06,440
- Quick, quick, quick, quick!
- Stop!
554
00:29:06,465 --> 00:29:07,857
You should choose Wynonna.
555
00:29:07,882 --> 00:29:10,884
She is funny and irrepressible,
556
00:29:10,909 --> 00:29:13,979
and she always goes to the mat
for the people she loves.
557
00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:14,792
More tape!
558
00:29:14,817 --> 00:29:17,259
Oh, and she's super fertile!
It was one time.
559
00:29:17,284 --> 00:29:19,972
You stick to that, I will do tape.
560
00:29:19,997 --> 00:29:24,233
I think this would be a really good
time to tell you that I am a lesbian.
561
00:29:24,258 --> 00:29:26,698
Oh, like you never went through
an experimental phase.
562
00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:27,962
Not with gnomes!
563
00:29:27,987 --> 00:29:30,409
That's very narrow-minded, Nicole!
Love is love!
564
00:29:30,434 --> 00:29:32,806
Stop talking!!!
565
00:29:34,817 --> 00:29:37,357
Okay.
566
00:29:37,382 --> 00:29:40,651
Ugh! You want a wife,
but you need a mint.
567
00:29:41,059 --> 00:29:43,457
- We're missing a piece!
- Okay, I got the knees!
568
00:29:43,482 --> 00:29:45,940
I got the... Oh, my God, these are...
569
00:29:45,965 --> 00:29:48,912
Boobs?! Oh, hell gnome, it's a lady!
570
00:29:48,937 --> 00:29:51,440
They broke his gnome wife!
Quick, stick the boobs back on!
571
00:29:51,465 --> 00:29:54,570
- That is a lawsuit waiting to happen!
- Okay, fine, I'll do it!
572
00:29:54,595 --> 00:29:55,862
With the utmost respect, okay?
573
00:29:55,887 --> 00:29:57,554
Just... hand me the double-sided tape!
574
00:29:57,579 --> 00:29:59,838
Oh, God, I really wish
we had a gnome bra!
575
00:29:59,863 --> 00:30:01,596
Done!
576
00:30:01,621 --> 00:30:03,253
There.
577
00:30:07,829 --> 00:30:11,222
Monique! You're alright.
578
00:30:15,204 --> 00:30:17,138
Oh, buh-buh-buh-buh!
579
00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:18,735
Ah!
580
00:30:21,458 --> 00:30:24,493
Aw, that was kind of... Sweet.
581
00:30:24,518 --> 00:30:26,206
And romantic.
582
00:30:26,231 --> 00:30:29,065
Exactly how my first Grindr date ended.
583
00:30:30,457 --> 00:30:32,315
I've said too much.
584
00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:34,292
Found it at the old roadhouse.
585
00:30:34,317 --> 00:30:35,886
Doors were open, keys
were in the ignition.
586
00:30:35,911 --> 00:30:37,815
I wouldn't drive it for more than a day.
587
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,253
You never know when the owner's gonna
sober up and report it stolen.
588
00:30:41,278 --> 00:30:44,739
Okay. We got some cash, an ID.
589
00:30:44,764 --> 00:30:49,473
Ooh, I knew an outlaw'd get what's needed
when I need to get out of Dodge fast.
590
00:30:49,632 --> 00:30:53,448
Oh, but... I'm not gonna
take your pistol.
591
00:30:53,473 --> 00:30:55,026
We both know you might need that.
592
00:30:55,051 --> 00:30:56,985
Much obliged.
593
00:30:57,010 --> 00:31:00,120
Otherwise, nicely done, Johnny Hank.
594
00:31:00,145 --> 00:31:02,448
Wish I could say the same.
595
00:31:02,601 --> 00:31:04,542
Is this where you beg me to stay?
596
00:31:04,567 --> 00:31:06,839
Oh, I do not beg.
597
00:31:08,704 --> 00:31:11,956
Anyways, this gives us our best
chance at keeping them safe.
598
00:31:11,981 --> 00:31:15,761
Seems to be my lot in life. Leaving
to keep other people safe.
599
00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,714
Am I meant to feel sorry for you?
600
00:31:17,739 --> 00:31:18,456
No.
601
00:31:18,481 --> 00:31:20,159
I would never ask you that.
602
00:31:20,184 --> 00:31:23,219
But you do recognize
this, you recognize me,
603
00:31:23,244 --> 00:31:25,127
you recognize what I'm doing.
604
00:31:25,152 --> 00:31:29,206
Setting evil free and imperilling
your own family in the process?
605
00:31:29,231 --> 00:31:32,909
Now that I know what's happened
to Julian, I have to go find him.
606
00:31:32,934 --> 00:31:34,868
He's lost out there.
607
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,828
He's outside the Ghost River Triangle.
608
00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:41,434
From the second I walked
into that barn...
609
00:31:41,459 --> 00:31:44,127
you knew I'd make you leave,
610
00:31:44,244 --> 00:31:46,026
you knew I'd help you.
611
00:31:46,051 --> 00:31:48,846
Sometimes it takes a monster.
612
00:31:49,130 --> 00:31:51,830
Wynonna will be angry.
613
00:31:52,558 --> 00:31:54,872
She's not gonna be angry with you.
614
00:31:54,897 --> 00:31:57,492
She always seems to forgive you.
615
00:31:57,517 --> 00:32:00,643
Still, you may not escape her anger,
616
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:04,893
for you are abandoning
your family for love.
617
00:32:04,918 --> 00:32:10,078
Oh. Like I'm gonna let a
vampire lecture me on love.
618
00:32:18,898 --> 00:32:23,070
Oh. Shit.
619
00:32:23,843 --> 00:32:27,086
Out already? Didn't even
have time to send flowers.
620
00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:29,564
It was just a fancy faint.
621
00:32:29,589 --> 00:32:31,977
Yeah, the cat made a
bed in your ass crack.
622
00:32:32,002 --> 00:32:35,273
The doctor said I'm fine.
I'm as healthy as an ox.
623
00:32:35,298 --> 00:32:37,227
- With the cankles to match.
- Listen.
624
00:32:37,252 --> 00:32:40,047
I am just here to tell Officer Haught
625
00:32:40,072 --> 00:32:42,367
that despite the day's events,
626
00:32:42,392 --> 00:32:45,429
she will not be getting my support.
627
00:32:46,386 --> 00:32:49,968
She saved your life, you
incorrigible bitch.
628
00:32:49,993 --> 00:32:51,539
Perhaps.
629
00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:54,929
But she does not belong
here in Purgatory.
630
00:32:54,954 --> 00:32:57,655
She is not our... people.
631
00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,421
Are you a xenophobe, or a homophobe?
632
00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:02,070
Why pick just one?
633
00:33:02,095 --> 00:33:04,148
Even though it was against
her best interest,
634
00:33:04,173 --> 00:33:05,248
Nicole did the right thing.
635
00:33:05,273 --> 00:33:07,742
She always does the right
thing, no matter what.
636
00:33:07,767 --> 00:33:09,898
That's the kind of person
who should be sheriff.
637
00:33:09,922 --> 00:33:11,835
- I'll keep that in mind.
- No.
638
00:33:12,026 --> 00:33:13,473
Bunny...
639
00:33:13,498 --> 00:33:16,820
shouldn't we talk about
what really happened today?
640
00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:19,742
What's really got your
pearls all twisted?
641
00:33:19,767 --> 00:33:21,281
I don't know what you're talking about.
642
00:33:21,306 --> 00:33:23,024
What you saw.
643
00:33:23,505 --> 00:33:25,898
Because you saw something,
didn't you, Bun Bun?
644
00:33:25,923 --> 00:33:29,414
It was just a dream, a terrible dream.
645
00:33:29,439 --> 00:33:31,679
Like the one where I'm
on the cruise ship
646
00:33:31,704 --> 00:33:34,883
with all the shirtless...
Portuguese sailors.
647
00:33:34,908 --> 00:33:37,710
Okay, there's a lot to unpack there.
648
00:33:37,735 --> 00:33:40,637
But no... you weren't dreaming.
649
00:33:40,662 --> 00:33:43,062
See, you think you want
to know the things
650
00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:45,274
Nedley's been keeping secret.
651
00:33:45,299 --> 00:33:48,508
You don't. That monster you saw today,
652
00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:51,902
it's just... the tip of the iceberg.
653
00:33:52,124 --> 00:33:53,273
Iceberg?
654
00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:55,583
If you don't back Nicole for sheriff,
655
00:33:55,608 --> 00:33:59,874
I am sending that monster and
all of his demon friends...
656
00:34:00,218 --> 00:34:01,956
to your house.
657
00:34:01,981 --> 00:34:05,164
You can't and you won't.
658
00:34:05,189 --> 00:34:08,091
Oh, bless your cold, withered heart.
659
00:34:08,116 --> 00:34:10,925
You think it could handle
another "fancy faint"?
660
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:16,097
Then Nicole Haught's gonna
be the next sheriff. Okay?
661
00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:17,599
Have a lovely day.
662
00:34:17,624 --> 00:34:19,525
I need to get to church.
663
00:34:19,550 --> 00:34:22,645
You gotta book yourself that cruise.
664
00:34:28,411 --> 00:34:30,211
How long have you been listening?
665
00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:32,044
It would've been rude to interrupt.
666
00:34:32,069 --> 00:34:35,300
- Naughty Haughty.
- How's your head? Because...
667
00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:37,614
I feel like I can hear space and time.
668
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:41,164
Hair of the dog?
669
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:44,640
Officer Haught. At work?
670
00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:47,467
Well, some rules are made to be broken.
671
00:34:47,672 --> 00:34:49,739
Huh. Maybe you would be a good wife.
672
00:34:49,764 --> 00:34:53,130
Ah, thank you. But you're not my type.
You cheat at drinking games.
673
00:34:53,155 --> 00:34:55,309
Mm-hmm.
674
00:34:58,089 --> 00:34:59,456
Truce?
675
00:34:59,594 --> 00:35:01,729
More than a truce. A win.
676
00:35:02,140 --> 00:35:03,741
Hm.
677
00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:08,704
You know, I used to think
you were an outsider too.
678
00:35:08,729 --> 00:35:11,898
And that things would get
too demony and you would...
679
00:35:12,271 --> 00:35:14,950
go and leave my sister
with a broken heart.
680
00:35:14,975 --> 00:35:17,684
Wynonna, I love her.
681
00:35:17,709 --> 00:35:19,472
Ew.
682
00:35:19,497 --> 00:35:21,411
Also, you'd better.
683
00:35:23,307 --> 00:35:25,341
And I love you, too.
684
00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:27,216
I mean, I know it's terribly unfair
685
00:35:27,241 --> 00:35:29,718
and sometimes I really get... jealous,
686
00:35:29,743 --> 00:35:32,169
because you get to be...
687
00:35:33,020 --> 00:35:35,051
Get to be what?
688
00:35:35,946 --> 00:35:37,761
You.
689
00:35:40,156 --> 00:35:43,142
You know, you're staked
to this land, same as me.
690
00:35:43,167 --> 00:35:45,227
You never had a choice.
691
00:35:45,252 --> 00:35:47,188
What do you mean?
692
00:35:51,702 --> 00:35:53,848
It wasn't Black Badge who saved you
693
00:35:53,873 --> 00:35:56,778
from the Cult of Bulshar
massacre, Nicole.
694
00:35:58,579 --> 00:36:01,243
It was an idealistic local cop.
695
00:36:10,444 --> 00:36:12,296
Oh...
696
00:36:13,201 --> 00:36:17,786
That little dance battle at the
vampire ball really did my back in.
697
00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:26,294
Ah...
698
00:36:32,696 --> 00:36:35,030
You were so damn scared.
699
00:36:37,071 --> 00:36:39,645
Still so damn tough.
700
00:36:40,213 --> 00:36:42,648
I found you downriver from the massacre.
701
00:36:42,673 --> 00:36:46,042
You'd gotten yourself into a
canoe, you got away, so...
702
00:36:47,448 --> 00:36:49,182
You're the one.
703
00:36:55,985 --> 00:36:58,575
Kept an eye on you afterwards.
704
00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:01,888
You know, those folks of yours...
705
00:37:02,582 --> 00:37:04,072
Who lets their six-year-old daughter
706
00:37:04,097 --> 00:37:06,543
go to a music festival in the woods?
707
00:37:06,631 --> 00:37:10,036
My parents were never
anything but selfish.
708
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,762
If they could see you now.
709
00:37:11,787 --> 00:37:13,900
Uh... we don't talk.
710
00:37:14,354 --> 00:37:17,783
Why? Because of... who you are?
711
00:37:17,808 --> 00:37:19,257
Yeah.
712
00:37:19,282 --> 00:37:20,849
A cop.
713
00:37:21,135 --> 00:37:23,986
When I found out you'd enrolled
in the police academy,
714
00:37:24,011 --> 00:37:26,160
I couldn't resist offering you this job.
715
00:37:26,185 --> 00:37:28,735
When I saw the posting, I... I knew
716
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,827
that this was where I had to serve.
717
00:37:34,058 --> 00:37:36,205
Everything good that I have in my life
718
00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:39,300
is because I came back to
the Ghost River Triangle.
719
00:37:44,447 --> 00:37:48,187
You're like a daughter... to me.
720
00:38:06,407 --> 00:38:08,995
You're wrinkling the
crease in my khakis.
721
00:38:17,031 --> 00:38:18,937
Thank you.
722
00:38:20,878 --> 00:38:23,906
You are a tough act to follow.
723
00:38:23,931 --> 00:38:26,578
I'm not going anywhere.
724
00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:30,267
Not if you really need me.
725
00:38:30,602 --> 00:38:33,396
Congratulations, Sheriff Haught.
726
00:38:34,630 --> 00:38:36,791
You earned it.
727
00:38:39,934 --> 00:38:42,869
Fill a tub with tequila
and salt the rim.
728
00:38:43,432 --> 00:38:45,700
I have had a day.
729
00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:49,474
She's gone.
730
00:38:51,827 --> 00:38:54,124
Went to find Julian.
731
00:39:01,586 --> 00:39:07,013
But we just had Christmas
together and it was so nice.
732
00:39:07,208 --> 00:39:09,576
We could spend our whole
lives trying to figure out
733
00:39:09,601 --> 00:39:12,017
why she does what she does, baby girl.
734
00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:13,894
We already have.
735
00:39:15,105 --> 00:39:17,715
At least now she really is free.
736
00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:19,044
Must be nice.
737
00:39:33,216 --> 00:39:34,783
Good evening.
738
00:39:36,677 --> 00:39:39,011
I come bearing gifts.
739
00:39:39,324 --> 00:39:41,922
Well, gift.
740
00:39:47,803 --> 00:39:50,372
- This is...
- Bulshar's ring.
741
00:39:50,397 --> 00:39:52,832
It may protect you in
your upcoming battle.
742
00:39:53,448 --> 00:39:56,116
How did you get it? Nicole had it.
743
00:39:56,141 --> 00:40:00,211
Well... the details are a little foggy.
744
00:40:00,937 --> 00:40:03,439
I do like to day drink, as you know.
745
00:40:03,464 --> 00:40:04,898
Why don't you keep it?
746
00:40:06,828 --> 00:40:10,397
Anyone ever tell you not to
look a gift horse in the mouth?
747
00:40:10,832 --> 00:40:12,929
Did you spend the day with my mother?
748
00:40:12,954 --> 00:40:15,414
She essentially treated
me as her Ober...
749
00:40:15,439 --> 00:40:16,998
Uber.
750
00:40:22,108 --> 00:40:24,976
What she told me may
require some explanation.
751
00:40:25,001 --> 00:40:26,632
She thought so, too.
752
00:40:28,407 --> 00:40:30,116
Lemme just read it to you.
753
00:40:30,904 --> 00:40:32,973
"Dear Wynonna,
754
00:40:33,628 --> 00:40:36,364
don't trust Doc Holliday.
755
00:40:37,843 --> 00:40:40,046
He's not what he says he is."
756
00:40:40,279 --> 00:40:43,172
Did she also say she set
Bobo free from the well?
757
00:40:43,197 --> 00:40:45,867
She does love to burn a
place down before she runs.
758
00:40:45,892 --> 00:40:47,758
The recklessness of her actions -
759
00:40:47,783 --> 00:40:50,976
I do not see how she could
remain here and keep you safe.
760
00:40:51,001 --> 00:40:53,101
Just tell me what you did.
761
00:40:56,244 --> 00:40:57,778
Who are you?
762
00:40:58,546 --> 00:41:01,398
- Who I've always been.
- Don't talk to me in riddles.
763
00:41:01,423 --> 00:41:04,132
- How should I talk to you, then?
- Like you give a shit about me.
764
00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:06,289
You refused me.
765
00:41:09,151 --> 00:41:11,945
Wynonna, I do care...
766
00:41:12,826 --> 00:41:15,648
You are runnin' out of road, woman.
767
00:41:15,752 --> 00:41:17,684
Tell me what you are.
768
00:41:24,104 --> 00:41:26,375
Kate.
769
00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:30,489
You let her do this.
770
00:41:32,170 --> 00:41:34,326
She had you.
771
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,796
It was the only way.
772
00:41:36,821 --> 00:41:39,366
What about us?
773
00:41:39,391 --> 00:41:41,695
What about Alice?
774
00:41:42,544 --> 00:41:44,390
What would our daughter say
775
00:41:44,415 --> 00:41:47,928
if she knew her father sold his soul?!
776
00:41:47,953 --> 00:41:51,695
You of all people should understand
the sacrifices that have been made.
777
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:55,296
You wanted your immortality
that badly, selfish asshole?!
778
00:41:55,321 --> 00:41:57,539
You watch your mouth!!
779
00:41:58,694 --> 00:42:00,617
Bite me.
780
00:42:03,262 --> 00:42:05,461
There are some...
781
00:42:06,773 --> 00:42:08,373
advantages...
782
00:42:09,636 --> 00:42:11,659
to you being a vampire.
783
00:42:12,354 --> 00:42:14,155
John Henry Holliday,
784
00:42:14,434 --> 00:42:17,332
you're not welcome in my home anymore.
785
00:42:17,357 --> 00:42:18,629
Don't you do this.
786
00:42:18,654 --> 00:42:21,332
No, you did this.
787
00:42:21,357 --> 00:42:23,535
Not me.
788
00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:34,183
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788
00:42:35,305 --> 00:42:41,277
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