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(CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER
IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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Three euro.
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Two. I'll give it for two.
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One-fifty?
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(GROANS)
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(GUNSHOTS)
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(SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN)
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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
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(BULLETS WHIZZING)
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(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ALL: d Happy birthday to you
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- d Happy birthday to you
- (GROANS)
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d Happy birthday Audrey Stockman
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d This little lady over here
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d This funny, gorgeous
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d Funny, wonderful lady
over here
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d It's Audrey
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d It's your birthday
and you're 30 today
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d I love you Happy birthday d
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- (ALL CHEERING)
- (AUDREY SIGHS)
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Morgan, you're such
a fucking freak. I love you.
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- I love you.
- Where'd you steal that microphone from?
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Audrey, you know me. You know
that I own microphones.
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(LAUGHS)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Fuck me! Tess is here.
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Oh, my God!
The audacity. (SCOFFS)
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- Morgan...
- The sheer hubris
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to show up here
at your birthday.
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- Morgan...
- There was a minimum
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number of people
in order to reserve the bar.
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- Morgan...
- I'm so sorry. Oh, my God!
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I didn't think she would come.
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Oh, she's ordering
a custom cocktail.
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I'm gonna kill myself.
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What do I say? Huh? Like,
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"My boyfriend dumped me
in a text message."
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- How do I explain that?
- I know.
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There's a simple solution.
It's called lying.
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No. I'm a really bad liar.
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I know, 'cause you ramble.
You give too many details.
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And then people know
that you're lying.
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You have to be concise about it.
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Here, ask me
what I've been up to lately.
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- Um, what have you been up to?
- I bought a boat. And we're out.
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Oh, my God. She's coming over here.
I'm with you.
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- Let's do this.
- Okay.
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Hey, ladies!
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- I can't do this.
- Oh, you're fucking dead to me!
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(CHUCKLES) Happy birthday!
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Hey, girl!
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Where's your adorable boyfriend?
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(CHUCKLES)
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You know, you guys make
such a surprising couple.
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Like, if I didn't meet him
as your boyfriend,
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I would assume he'd be dating
someone more...
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Like, edgy. Like a cool girl.
Like a model.
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But then I see you two together,
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and it's like,
"Aw, this works too."
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Where is he? So I can hug him.
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(PANTING)
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(SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN)
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(YELLS)
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING ON TV)
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(BOTH SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN)
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- (DOOR SLAMS OPEN)
- (PANTING)
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Oh, God. Oh, come on.
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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This is crazy because
you're from the Ukraine...
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and I just auditioned
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to be a Ukrainian farm girl
in a GEICO ad.
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- And?
- They told me
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I was too authentic. Anyway...
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Is it Ukraine or the Ukraine?
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Well, it depends.
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You say how you like, you know?
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Always let beautiful,
sexy woman decide.
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- (CLICKS TONGUE) Okay.
- (CHUCKLES)
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That's what this is?
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- You know...
- All right.
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You have face like doll.
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Mmm. Okay.
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Such a small, narrow waist.
It's tiny.
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You know,
I was gonna drive home,
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but now I think I might
just drive into a wall.
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Hit me. (CHUCKLES)
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Wait, I can use this.
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Come here.
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- Audrey.
- Yeah?
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This is Viktor. He's a
visitor from Eastern Europe.
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He has something that
he wants to say to you.
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- I do?
- Yeah, yeah.
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This is my best friend.
She's having a bad night.
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Can you just use
your aggressive masculinity
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for good instead of for evil?
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Just tell her
what you told me before.
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What are you doing?
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You have doll face.
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No, make it specific to her.
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Like really objectify her.
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- Yeah?
- MORGAN: Yeah.
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Okay, cool. Uh...
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You have big baby eyes.
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- Mmm.
- And, phew, soft...
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- (SMACKS LIPS) Supple udders. Yeah.
- Oh.
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- Oh, my God! What the fuck?
- MORGAN: Wow!
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Thank you so much, Viktor.
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- You've done good work.
- Okay.
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- Thank you so much.
- Okay, bye-bye.
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I fucking hate you.
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Oh, come on! You're smiling.
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MAN: Hey, Audrey. Where's Drew?
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He drowned.
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Ugh. Do you see?
This has been all night long.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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- You have to move on.
- Yes, I know.
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It's just really hard to do that
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when he left a box of his shit
in our apartment,
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and he won't even text me back
about picking it up.
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I know.
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- Oh, can I see your phone?
- Yeah.
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I just have to Google something.
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MORGAN: Whew!
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- (SIGHS)
- (TYPING)
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- Who are you texting?
- (MUMBLES)
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Morgan, let me see my phone.
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- I'm texting Drew.
- Oh, my God!
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I said, "Fuck you,
you worthless nutsack."
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"I'm setting your shit on fire."
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- Oh, my God, no!
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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Why the fuck
would you write that?
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'Cause we're gonna
set his shit on fire.
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(PANTING)
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(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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Fuck!
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(LAUGHS)
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Really, Drew?
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Skid marks on your underwear?
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What are you, eight?
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Did he want me to wash them?
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Is that why he broke up with me?
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'Cause I didn't
mother him enough?
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Fuck you. Wipe your own ass.
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Okay. Oh, what's this?
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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This is actually
a handwritten list
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of his favorite breakfast
burrito places in Los Angeles.
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- Stop! He made notes.
- Yep.
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"Great egg to tortilla ratio."
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Fuckin' idiot.
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- Burn the fire.
- MORGAN: Burn!
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Oh, my God! His trophy.
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Second place trophy,
fantasy football.
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And he saved it.
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No! It's not even real football.
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It's a fucking fantasy!
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Oh, wait.
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
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Oh, my God. It's Drew.
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(LINE RINGING)
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- AUDREY: Hello?
- Hey.
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Really? That's it? "Hey"?
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Are your ears burning?
'Cause your shit is.
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I'm sorry. I fucked up, okay?
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Hold on. What?
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What do you mean,
you fucked up? Which part?
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I'm gonna come over tomorrow,
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and I'm going to
explain everything, okay?
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Please don't do anything
with my stuff.
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- I'll be back tomorrow.
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Drew?
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(LINE DISCONNECTS)
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Drew!
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(BEEPS)
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(NECK SNAPS)
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(BEEPING)
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(LOUD EXPLOSION)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER
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(SIGHS)
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- Oh! I'm so sorry.
- That's okay.
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Happy birthday.
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How...
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- Yep.
- The... Yeah.
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- Uh, it's not my birthday.
- Oh.
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I just kinda wear it for warmth.
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Well, if it was your birthday,
I would say, um...
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"Happy birthday."
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Well, I'd probably say,
"Thank you."
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You're welcome.
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Hey.
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I got a quarter left.
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Your mission, should you
choose to accept it,
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is to find the absolute
worst song on the jukebox.
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Okay.
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(COIN CLINKS)
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(SIGHS)
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MAN: One gum, please.
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AUDREY: Oh.
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Yeah.
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(BEEPS)
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Um...
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$2.25.
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(CASH REGISTER BEEPING)
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(COINS CLINKING)
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Have a great day.
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Aren't you gonna ask me
if I need help to my car?
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(CHUCKLES)
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So, um...
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Where are you from?
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Uh...
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England.
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That's what I thought.
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Yeah, but sometimes
when I think that
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people end up being Australian.
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Ah. People do sometimes end up
being Australian.
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(LAUGHS) Shut up!
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Oh, God! I don't
actually mean "shut up."
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It's a figure of speech.
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I don't know
if you do that in England.
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What? Figures of speech?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. We invented that.
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Right.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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You know, some...
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Some might say that I'm not
exercising good judgment
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following a strange man
somewhere.
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This is how people get shoved
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in the back
of sketchy vans, right?
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That makes this rather awkward.
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Mmm.
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Get in the van.
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What?
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(ENGINE STARTING)
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- (VAN DOOR SLAMS)
- Oh, my God! (STAMMERS) Okay, what is happening?
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Did I do something wrong?
Am I in trouble?
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Listen, we just wanna talk
about Drew Thayer.
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- He's your boyfriend, right?
- No.
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I mean, yes. Well, he was my
boyfriend, but we broke up.
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Why? Is he in trouble?
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Yes. Drew is
in a lot of trouble.
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That's why you're in a van.
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SEBASTIAN: Do you know where
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your ex-boyfriend worked,
Miss Stockman?
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Uh, yeah. NPR.
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He had a podcast.
It was about, um...
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I'm not 100% sure
what it was about,
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but like jazz and economics.
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(SCOFFS) Okay, nobody
listened to that podcast.
260
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Not even me,
and I went to Harvard.
261
00:12:49,751 --> 00:12:51,085
Wow. Only took you two minutes.
262
00:12:51,086 --> 00:12:54,020
Well, I had to give her that
for context, Seb.
263
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,155
That podcast
was Drew's cover job.
264
00:12:56,158 --> 00:12:58,360
Well, Drew never mentioned
having another job.
265
00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:01,596
Listen, Drew was CIA.
266
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:03,966
I'm sorry. What?
267
00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,207
Oh, my God!
268
00:13:13,975 --> 00:13:15,842
You were in Vegas
when we saw Celine Dion?
269
00:13:15,845 --> 00:13:17,211
Ironically.
270
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,980
- Oh, my God!
- Listen, Drew's gone missing.
271
00:13:20,982 --> 00:13:23,150
A lot of innocent people are
gonna die unless we find him.
272
00:13:23,153 --> 00:13:24,787
Has he been in contact with you?
273
00:13:27,690 --> 00:13:28,989
No.
274
00:13:28,990 --> 00:13:30,658
- Are you sure?
- Mmm-mmm. No.
275
00:13:30,993 --> 00:13:32,126
(GASPS)
276
00:13:32,129 --> 00:13:33,995
Oh, unless it was
last Tuesday night,
277
00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:34,961
'cause I dropped
my phone in the tub
278
00:13:34,963 --> 00:13:35,828
and it stopped working
for a little while.
279
00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:37,831
That's... Yep,
that's what happened.
280
00:13:37,832 --> 00:13:39,200
So I went on the Internet,
281
00:13:39,201 --> 00:13:40,467
and I was like,
"How do I fix my phone?"
282
00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:42,169
It said to put it
in a bag of rice,
283
00:13:42,172 --> 00:13:43,971
so I was like,
"I don't have rice."
284
00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:45,673
Okay. You do not
wanna lie to us.
285
00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:52,046
Okay. Okay, fine.
Yes, he called me last night.
286
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:54,182
Well, I guess he called me back.
Finally.
287
00:13:54,183 --> 00:13:56,216
I called him, like,
a thousand times.
288
00:13:56,219 --> 00:13:58,385
Just this week, after I
stopped hearing from him.
289
00:13:58,388 --> 00:14:01,158
I called him, like, a normal
amount when we were together.
290
00:14:01,357 --> 00:14:02,359
I'm normal.
291
00:14:03,994 --> 00:14:04,995
Okay.
292
00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:10,063
MORGAN: Oh, my God.
I love you, Mom.
293
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,267
Morgan.
Morgan, I need to talk to you.
294
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,101
Oh, wait. Audrey just got home.
295
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,203
- I need to talk to you.
- I need to talk to you.
296
00:14:16,206 --> 00:14:17,938
Viktor is in my room right now.
297
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:18,873
I don't know
who the fuck that is.
298
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,009
Viktor, the guy from the bar
last night.
299
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,009
Turns out
I left my driver's license.
300
00:14:22,011 --> 00:14:23,878
He sent me a Facebook message.
301
00:14:23,879 --> 00:14:25,245
And then he sent me
two pictures of his dick.
302
00:14:25,248 --> 00:14:26,346
- Okay. I don't...
- I don't really... I know,
303
00:14:26,349 --> 00:14:28,115
I don't wanna reward
that kind of behavior either,
304
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,116
but I needed
my driver's license back.
305
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,818
I'm not gonna go to the DMV.
I mean, kill me.
306
00:14:31,821 --> 00:14:33,455
Totally. Can we just... I just
need to tell you something.
307
00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:36,758
But I'm using this opportunity
to teach him about feminism.
308
00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:38,225
There he is. Hey.
309
00:14:38,227 --> 00:14:39,994
You remember Audrey
from last night?
310
00:14:39,995 --> 00:14:42,431
Yeah. You know, Audrey,
311
00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:45,034
"There is no limit to what
we women can achieve."
312
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:47,037
Michelle Obama.
313
00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,938
Okay. I take shower.
314
00:14:50,941 --> 00:14:51,942
MORGAN: Okay.
315
00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:54,975
He's doing very well.
One second.
316
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,312
Mom, did you get the dick pics
that I forwarded you?
317
00:14:57,315 --> 00:14:58,480
- Morgan.
- What?
318
00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,947
Audrey thinks it's weird
that we tell
319
00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,014
each other everything.
I think it's...
320
00:15:01,017 --> 00:15:02,817
I know. Of course, it's normal.
321
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,220
Yes! That's what I said.
322
00:15:04,221 --> 00:15:06,322
It looks like an unbaked
crescent roll.
323
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,922
- (GROANS)
- No, I know you like them uncut.
324
00:15:07,923 --> 00:15:09,791
Wait, hold on. My mom wants
to know if you've ever been
325
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:10,892
- with an uncircumcised guy?
- Oh, my God.
326
00:15:10,894 --> 00:15:12,461
Morgan, I'm begging you.
Get off the fucking phone!
327
00:15:12,462 --> 00:15:14,197
Okay, I love you.
I'll talk to you later.
328
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,332
What?
329
00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:21,272
Get this. Two guys show up
at my work from the CIA.
330
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,407
They wanna talk about Drew.
331
00:15:24,874 --> 00:15:26,076
They said he's a spy.
332
00:15:27,245 --> 00:15:28,379
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
333
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,313
What do you mean, a spy?
334
00:15:31,982 --> 00:15:33,915
Morgan, I'm serious.
335
00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:35,484
They showed me photos of him
336
00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:38,519
with, like, dead bodies
and, like, weapons and blood.
337
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,355
Wait, wait. What? What? I know.
338
00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:42,457
I know this sounds batshit crazy,
but just think about it, okay?
339
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,927
There were so many unanswered
questions about that guy.
340
00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:46,261
Like if he went to Vassar,
341
00:15:46,264 --> 00:15:47,996
why does he pronounce it
"liberry"?
342
00:15:47,999 --> 00:15:49,966
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
343
00:15:53,437 --> 00:15:56,205
(EXHALES) Sorry.
344
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,075
Couldn't remember
if you were 3-A or 3-B.
345
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,475
- Hey.
- What?
346
00:16:00,477 --> 00:16:02,610
I'm not great on text.
I'm better on email.
347
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:03,847
You know that. I'm...
348
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,283
Why does it smell like
lighter fluid?
349
00:16:07,284 --> 00:16:08,450
Because I wasn't kidding
when I told you
350
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:10,152
I was gonna
set your shit on fire.
351
00:16:10,153 --> 00:16:11,620
Look, listen, I get it.
352
00:16:11,623 --> 00:16:12,554
It's a long story.
353
00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:14,188
There was something
that I had to deal with.
354
00:16:14,191 --> 00:16:16,027
Okay? I just wasn't
in the right headspace.
355
00:16:17,294 --> 00:16:18,294
I know you're a spy.
356
00:16:20,331 --> 00:16:22,063
Yeah.
357
00:16:22,066 --> 00:16:23,865
These guys showed up at my work,
358
00:16:23,868 --> 00:16:25,634
shoved me into a van,
359
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,304
and showed me
these horrible photos.
360
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,004
- Where...
- (GUN COCKING)
361
00:16:30,006 --> 00:16:31,072
- What did you tell 'em?
- What do you mean,
362
00:16:31,075 --> 00:16:32,240
"What did I tell them?"
You're not gonna deny to it?
363
00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:35,477
Or tell me those photos
were photoshopped or anything?
364
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,879
Oh, my God!
You have a fucking gun!
365
00:16:37,881 --> 00:16:39,881
I need you to tell me
exactly what you told them.
366
00:16:39,884 --> 00:16:41,403
Wait, is this why
you broke up with me?
367
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:45,355
- What's on your forehead?
- What?
368
00:16:45,356 --> 00:16:47,323
You have, like, this little
red dot on your forehead.
369
00:16:47,326 --> 00:16:49,292
- Oh, shit!
- AUDREY: Oh, my God!
370
00:16:49,293 --> 00:16:50,614
- Go, go, go!
- (AUDREY SCREAMING)
371
00:16:51,128 --> 00:16:52,128
- Stay down!
- (GUNSHOTS)
372
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,231
Go! Go!
373
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,065
Stay down!
374
00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:57,466
Stay away from the windows!
375
00:16:57,469 --> 00:16:58,869
Dad, I have to call you back.
376
00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:01,072
(AUDREY SHRIEKING)
377
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,560
AUDREY: What the fuck
is going on?
378
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:05,910
Morgan!
379
00:17:06,977 --> 00:17:08,079
Wait, you're bleeding.
380
00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:10,079
(GROANS) Fuck!
381
00:17:10,082 --> 00:17:11,513
Some bad people are after me.
382
00:17:11,516 --> 00:17:12,648
The CIA?
383
00:17:12,651 --> 00:17:15,617
And some other people too.
And now they're after you.
384
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,920
- It's exactly why I left you.
- Oh, my God.
385
00:17:17,922 --> 00:17:19,156
I didn't want you in danger.
386
00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,223
(PANTING)
387
00:17:21,226 --> 00:17:24,259
It's also why I left you this.
388
00:17:24,261 --> 00:17:25,701
- Your trophy?
- Because I trust you.
389
00:17:27,164 --> 00:17:29,566
A lot of innocent people
are gonna die
390
00:17:29,567 --> 00:17:32,167
unless we get this
to where it needs to go, okay?
391
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:34,203
So what we're gonna do is, we're
gonna leave the apartment.
392
00:17:34,205 --> 00:17:36,538
We're gonna go to Vienna. Okay?
393
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:38,242
And we're gonna go
to Cafe Schiele.
394
00:17:39,443 --> 00:17:41,377
We're gonna meet
someone named Verne
395
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,179
at 11:00 a.m. tomorrow.
396
00:17:43,181 --> 00:17:44,279
Wait. Why are you
telling me this
397
00:17:44,281 --> 00:17:45,981
if we're doing this together?
398
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,484
In case I don't make it
outta here alive.
399
00:17:48,487 --> 00:17:50,989
- No, Drew, you're not gonna die.
- Listen to me. (SHUSHING)
400
00:17:52,124 --> 00:17:56,192
11:00 a.m. Cafe Schiele. Verne.
401
00:17:56,193 --> 00:17:58,094
- You got it?
- Okay, got it.
402
00:17:58,096 --> 00:18:00,065
And don't trust anybody.
403
00:18:01,266 --> 00:18:02,464
Anybody.
404
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:03,467
(SCREAMING)
405
00:18:05,103 --> 00:18:06,238
(GASPS)
406
00:18:06,971 --> 00:18:08,073
Do svidanya, Drew.
407
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,275
AUDREY: Oh, my God!
408
00:18:11,611 --> 00:18:13,276
(YELLING)
409
00:18:13,278 --> 00:18:14,478
(VIKTOR YELPS)
410
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,112
(THUDS)
411
00:18:16,114 --> 00:18:17,673
- (CAR HORNS HONKING)
- (ALARMS BEEPING)
412
00:18:18,316 --> 00:18:20,048
Oh, my God! Drew's dead.
413
00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:21,490
- (BANGING ON DOOR)
- AGENT: Open up!
414
00:18:21,987 --> 00:18:24,153
MORGAN: Fire escape!
Fire escape.
415
00:18:24,155 --> 00:18:25,588
AGENT: Open up now!
We got a search warrant!
416
00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:26,659
(GRUNTS)
417
00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:31,094
AGENT 1: Hallway clear!
418
00:18:31,096 --> 00:18:32,096
AGENT 2: Door right.
419
00:18:32,565 --> 00:18:33,663
AGENT 3: Clear!
420
00:18:33,665 --> 00:18:35,000
Check it!
421
00:18:41,006 --> 00:18:42,039
- Are you okay?
- What?
422
00:18:42,741 --> 00:18:44,410
No! Are you?
423
00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:47,313
- No.
- Okay.
424
00:18:48,647 --> 00:18:50,513
So, um, where are we going?
425
00:18:50,516 --> 00:18:52,750
I don't know.
Where are we gonna be safe?
426
00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:54,317
Pull into that parking lot.
427
00:18:54,319 --> 00:18:55,318
There's a bathroom
in that Pilates Plus.
428
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,422
We are not hiding
in a fucking Pilates Plus.
429
00:18:58,423 --> 00:18:59,789
Where's the police station?
430
00:18:59,791 --> 00:19:01,325
What? No, police.
431
00:19:01,326 --> 00:19:03,661
We're not doing police
'cause I killed someone.
432
00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:05,229
- AUDREY: Oh, my God!
- MORGAN: Oh, my God!
433
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,430
Call the CIA guys.
434
00:19:06,432 --> 00:19:08,432
No! Drew said
that we can't trust anyone,
435
00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:10,701
and he's right,
'cause he's dead!
436
00:19:10,702 --> 00:19:12,635
Probably because
I talked to them.
437
00:19:12,637 --> 00:19:14,305
No, it's 'cause
I let the assassin
438
00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:16,272
into the apartment.
439
00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:18,075
Okay, fair enough.
It's both our faults.
440
00:19:18,076 --> 00:19:20,411
(RINGING)
441
00:19:20,413 --> 00:19:22,214
- Shit!
- You gonna get the call?
442
00:19:22,548 --> 00:19:23,446
Hello.
443
00:19:23,449 --> 00:19:24,929
(OVER SPEAKER)
Audrey, it's Sebastian.
444
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,717
You killed Drew.
445
00:19:26,719 --> 00:19:28,384
I told you
where he was gonna be,
446
00:19:28,386 --> 00:19:29,619
and you fucking killed him!
447
00:19:29,622 --> 00:19:31,188
Sorry, can I ask a question?
Who is this?
448
00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:32,623
That's the asshole from the CIA.
449
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,224
SEBASTIAN: Audrey,
where are you taking it?
450
00:19:34,227 --> 00:19:35,326
Why would I tell you?
451
00:19:35,327 --> 00:19:36,528
Give us the package.
452
00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:38,261
Trust me.
453
00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:39,598
I don't trust anyone anymore.
454
00:19:42,234 --> 00:19:44,067
You trust me though, right?
455
00:19:44,069 --> 00:19:46,269
Yes, of course, I trust you.
You don't count.
456
00:19:46,271 --> 00:19:48,471
Good. 'Cause this is not
some fake spy friendship
457
00:19:48,473 --> 00:19:50,207
that the Russians put together.
458
00:19:50,209 --> 00:19:51,675
Dude, shut up. I know.
459
00:19:51,677 --> 00:19:53,477
Okay, Drew said that if
we don't deliver this package,
460
00:19:53,479 --> 00:19:55,246
a lot of people are gonna die.
461
00:19:55,248 --> 00:19:56,279
What if we don't do it
and then there's
462
00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:58,082
a terrorist attack or something?
463
00:19:58,084 --> 00:19:59,550
Well, what did he say to do?
464
00:19:59,552 --> 00:20:01,487
We have to get it
to a cafe in Vienna.
465
00:20:02,689 --> 00:20:04,020
Austria, Vienna?
466
00:20:04,022 --> 00:20:06,702
- Yes. That's what he said.
- Okay. Well, why don't we do that then?
467
00:20:07,594 --> 00:20:09,226
Do what? Go to Europe
468
00:20:09,228 --> 00:20:10,729
when a bunch of people
are trying to kill us?
469
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:13,431
Do you wanna die
having never been to Europe?
470
00:20:13,432 --> 00:20:16,035
Or do you wanna go to Europe
and die having been to Europe?
471
00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:19,070
Why are those
my only two options?
472
00:20:20,507 --> 00:20:22,239
Okay. This is a sign.
473
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,674
Our passports are still in there
474
00:20:23,676 --> 00:20:25,211
from our road trip to Tijuana.
475
00:20:27,113 --> 00:20:28,880
Okay, someone that you love
476
00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:31,551
just died and asked you
to do one last thing.
477
00:20:32,519 --> 00:20:33,787
I think you gotta do it.
478
00:20:34,621 --> 00:20:35,621
I'll go with you.
479
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:40,224
Okay, fuck it. Let's just...
Let's go to Austria.
480
00:20:40,227 --> 00:20:41,260
Let's go to Austria.
481
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:44,863
- Why are you turning?
- AUDREY: I have to park.
482
00:20:44,865 --> 00:20:46,131
MORGAN:
People are trying to kill us.
483
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:47,492
We're not fucking
parking in Lot C.
484
00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:50,570
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
485
00:20:54,207 --> 00:20:55,640
MORGAN: We need a suitcase.
486
00:20:55,642 --> 00:20:57,642
I think it looks suspicious if we
go through international security
487
00:20:57,644 --> 00:20:59,611
with no luggage and just
a weird trophy, right?
488
00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:01,546
Wait. Wouldn't it be
more suspicious
489
00:21:01,548 --> 00:21:03,147
if we go through security
with a suitcase
490
00:21:03,150 --> 00:21:05,317
that's totally empty
except for the weird trophy?
491
00:21:05,318 --> 00:21:07,352
Yes. We need more trophies then.
492
00:21:07,354 --> 00:21:08,752
That's what we'll do.
493
00:21:08,755 --> 00:21:10,654
We'll be the kind of women
who jet off to Vienna
494
00:21:10,656 --> 00:21:11,891
with all of our awards.
495
00:21:11,893 --> 00:21:13,458
We're notable. We're recognized.
496
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:14,760
We have trophies, baby!
497
00:21:15,729 --> 00:21:16,830
"Best Grandson"?
498
00:21:17,663 --> 00:21:18,897
Yes.
499
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:19,932
Don't be nervous.
500
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:22,666
People get caught
when they're not confident.
501
00:21:22,669 --> 00:21:25,505
Hello, are you new?
I usually deal with Cesar.
502
00:21:27,374 --> 00:21:28,673
(GASPS) Shit! We gotta
get rid of our phones.
503
00:21:28,674 --> 00:21:30,575
Bad guys can track us
even if they're off.
504
00:21:30,576 --> 00:21:32,811
Oh, right. I've actually
known that for a long time.
505
00:21:32,814 --> 00:21:34,613
I went to performing arts camp
with Edward Snowden.
506
00:21:34,615 --> 00:21:35,948
Oh, that's right.
You used to date Snowden.
507
00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:38,349
No, no. He tried.
508
00:21:38,352 --> 00:21:39,511
God, he was obsessed with me.
509
00:21:40,354 --> 00:21:42,287
He was really into ska.
510
00:21:42,288 --> 00:21:43,520
When the whole thing
was going down, I was like,
511
00:21:43,522 --> 00:21:44,455
"Why is no one
talking about the fact"
512
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:46,659
"that Edward Snowden
is really into ska?"
513
00:21:46,661 --> 00:21:48,127
- Give me your phone.
- Oh, yeah.
514
00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:53,198
ANNOUNCER: (ON PA) Final call
for boarding Flight 232.
515
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,634
Final call
for boarding Flight 232.
516
00:21:54,635 --> 00:21:55,701
Bitch!
517
00:21:55,702 --> 00:21:56,837
Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)
518
00:21:57,672 --> 00:21:59,405
Bitch! (GRUNTING)
519
00:22:08,482 --> 00:22:10,217
- Mambo No. 5?
- Oh, please.
520
00:22:11,451 --> 00:22:12,317
- What?
- Have you heard mambos
521
00:22:12,318 --> 00:22:13,551
one through four?
They're fantastic.
522
00:22:13,554 --> 00:22:14,720
- Wow!
- Yeah.
523
00:22:14,721 --> 00:22:16,355
That's good. That's good.
524
00:22:16,356 --> 00:22:17,596
Oh, I got one. Close your eyes.
525
00:22:18,726 --> 00:22:19,726
- Close your eyes.
- Okay.
526
00:22:21,663 --> 00:22:23,530
(PRESSING BUTTONS)
527
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:28,635
(MMM MMM MMM MMM PLAYING)
528
00:22:31,239 --> 00:22:32,573
Oh. Um...
529
00:22:33,441 --> 00:22:34,675
No. Uh...
530
00:22:36,810 --> 00:22:42,013
(SINGING ALONG)
d Once there was this kid who
531
00:22:42,016 --> 00:22:48,921
d Got into an accident couldn't
come to school but when... d
532
00:22:48,923 --> 00:22:50,423
- Yeah, that's the worst song.
- (LAUGHS)
533
00:22:50,424 --> 00:22:51,557
- You win.
- Right?
534
00:22:51,558 --> 00:22:52,724
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
535
00:22:52,727 --> 00:22:53,792
- That's the worst.
- Thank you.
536
00:22:53,795 --> 00:22:55,894
They play this kind of stuff
in Europe all the time.
537
00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,596
It's like the whole
continent just said,
538
00:22:57,597 --> 00:22:59,701
"You know what? I love 1994.
Let's just stay here."
539
00:23:01,702 --> 00:23:03,570
I wouldn't know.
I've never been to Europe.
540
00:23:04,638 --> 00:23:06,240
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
541
00:23:17,786 --> 00:23:19,554
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (BELL TOLLING)
542
00:23:21,757 --> 00:23:22,891
Oh!
543
00:23:24,325 --> 00:23:25,692
WAITER: For our special today,
544
00:23:25,693 --> 00:23:28,326
I would recommend
our meat and bread platter
545
00:23:28,328 --> 00:23:29,895
with a hot pot of fondue.
546
00:23:29,897 --> 00:23:31,598
AUDREY: This is really fancy.
547
00:23:32,034 --> 00:23:33,233
We belong here.
548
00:23:34,737 --> 00:23:37,435
Was this a place that Drew
would hang out at?
549
00:23:37,438 --> 00:23:39,072
I mean, Drew. Like...
550
00:23:39,074 --> 00:23:43,443
The same guy that called
7-Eleven sushi Japanese food.
551
00:23:44,645 --> 00:23:45,948
Okay. Who do we think Verne is?
552
00:23:47,048 --> 00:23:48,582
I don't know.
553
00:23:48,584 --> 00:23:50,351
And won't Verne
be looking for Drew?
554
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,756
- Fuck!
- How's he gonna know it's us?
555
00:23:54,455 --> 00:23:55,989
God damn it! What do we do?
556
00:23:55,990 --> 00:23:56,990
(TAPS UTENSIL ON PLATE)
557
00:23:58,460 --> 00:24:00,695
Oh, no. What's wrong?
What do you see?
558
00:24:01,696 --> 00:24:03,063
(GULPS)
559
00:24:03,065 --> 00:24:06,066
Oh, nothing. It's just that, um,
560
00:24:06,067 --> 00:24:08,269
cake's a lot of flour
and dairy for me. I...
561
00:24:09,471 --> 00:24:11,704
I have to have diarrhea.
562
00:24:11,707 --> 00:24:13,027
- Okay.
- Okay. (STOMACH RUMBLING)
563
00:24:13,608 --> 00:24:15,107
(EXHALES)
564
00:24:15,109 --> 00:24:17,844
Morgan, you should...
You should probably go.
565
00:24:17,846 --> 00:24:19,546
- I can hold it.
- No.
566
00:24:19,548 --> 00:24:21,748
- No. Mmm. You should probably not do that.
- No.
567
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:22,682
No. No, this is more important.
568
00:24:22,683 --> 00:24:24,886
No! Oh, my gosh.
It's really not. Please go.
569
00:24:33,028 --> 00:24:34,560
Can I bring you anything else?
570
00:24:34,563 --> 00:24:36,529
- Uh, no.
- (SPEAKING GERMAN)
571
00:24:36,531 --> 00:24:38,698
- (GASPS)
- Don't make a noise.
572
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,368
I'm the person
you're here to meet.
573
00:24:42,637 --> 00:24:44,871
I'm sorry. Um, you're Verne?
574
00:24:44,873 --> 00:24:47,141
It's an alias.
Now, hand the package over.
575
00:24:47,143 --> 00:24:49,103
(STAMMERS) Wait. None of this
is making any sense.
576
00:24:49,577 --> 00:24:50,876
(AUDREY GASPS)
577
00:24:50,878 --> 00:24:52,480
- Oh, my God!
- Don't say a word.
578
00:24:53,648 --> 00:24:54,815
Okay.
579
00:24:54,817 --> 00:24:56,650
Oh, my God.
580
00:24:56,652 --> 00:24:58,452
(CONVERSES WITH WAITER
IN GERMAN)
581
00:24:59,823 --> 00:25:01,421
I'm trying to protect you.
582
00:25:01,423 --> 00:25:03,156
Yeah. The same way
you protected Drew?
583
00:25:03,159 --> 00:25:04,691
If you were here to protect me,
584
00:25:04,692 --> 00:25:05,724
you wouldn't be
pointing a gun at me.
585
00:25:05,727 --> 00:25:08,128
I may not be in the CIA,
but I know that much.
586
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:10,430
MI6, actually. Drew was CIA.
587
00:25:10,432 --> 00:25:11,766
It's an international effort.
588
00:25:11,768 --> 00:25:13,034
Whatever!
589
00:25:13,036 --> 00:25:14,670
(TOILET FLUSHING)
590
00:25:24,012 --> 00:25:25,511
You're Verne?
591
00:25:25,513 --> 00:25:26,515
Guten Morgen.
592
00:25:29,417 --> 00:25:30,586
Guten Verne.
593
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,554
Would you please stop
pointing that?
594
00:25:33,556 --> 00:25:34,888
It's making me very nervous.
595
00:25:34,891 --> 00:25:35,957
- When I get nervous...
- Sit still and listen.
596
00:25:35,959 --> 00:25:38,058
Okay.
597
00:25:38,060 --> 00:25:40,728
In a moment, everyone in this
cafe is gonna start shooting.
598
00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:42,563
They all want what you've got,
599
00:25:42,565 --> 00:25:43,763
and they'll kill
each and every one of us
600
00:25:43,766 --> 00:25:44,800
until they get it.
601
00:25:47,703 --> 00:25:49,636
If you run, you'll be killed.
602
00:25:49,638 --> 00:25:50,805
If you do manage to get out,
603
00:25:50,807 --> 00:25:51,771
you won't be able
to go anywhere.
604
00:25:51,773 --> 00:25:52,839
If you scan your passport
at the border,
605
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,942
there will be men with guns
bigger than this one
606
00:25:54,943 --> 00:25:56,644
that won't say a word
before they kill you.
607
00:25:56,645 --> 00:25:58,578
And if you do make it
to the airport,
608
00:25:58,580 --> 00:26:00,647
we'll be waiting for you.
609
00:26:00,650 --> 00:26:03,718
So hand the package over,
and no one gets hurt.
610
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,852
Except for Drew.
611
00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:07,056
Okay. It's not productive
to keep bringing that up.
612
00:26:08,892 --> 00:26:12,428
That's not Verne.
613
00:26:14,463 --> 00:26:15,464
The package.
614
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,401
Good.
615
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,017
That's not Verne!
616
00:26:37,854 --> 00:26:38,855
What?
617
00:26:44,493 --> 00:26:45,795
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
618
00:26:49,967 --> 00:26:50,967
What?
619
00:26:51,134 --> 00:26:52,501
(GASPING)
620
00:26:56,839 --> 00:26:58,008
(GRUNTS)
621
00:26:59,276 --> 00:27:00,643
- Oh, my God!
- (YELPS)
622
00:27:06,150 --> 00:27:07,848
(MAN GROANS)
623
00:27:07,851 --> 00:27:08,952
(GASPS)
624
00:27:13,289 --> 00:27:14,289
AUDREY: Morgan!
625
00:27:17,694 --> 00:27:19,527
- (MAN YELLING)
- (GRUNTS)
626
00:27:19,528 --> 00:27:20,763
(WHIMPERS)
627
00:27:25,536 --> 00:27:26,634
(BONES CRACKING)
628
00:27:26,636 --> 00:27:27,704
(BOTH GASP)
629
00:27:29,138 --> 00:27:30,705
(ALL GRUNTING)
630
00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:32,241
(SCREAMING)
631
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:37,881
Oh, my God.
632
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:40,884
(SCREAMING)
633
00:27:52,195 --> 00:27:53,263
AUDREY: No!
634
00:27:54,198 --> 00:27:55,198
No! Verne, wait!
635
00:27:56,799 --> 00:27:57,968
(GROANING)
636
00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:00,269
(GASPS)
637
00:28:00,270 --> 00:28:01,336
Holy shit! Run!
638
00:28:01,338 --> 00:28:02,839
(BOTH SCREAMING)
639
00:28:08,212 --> 00:28:09,946
(BOTH SCREAMING)
640
00:28:12,349 --> 00:28:13,916
(MAN CHOKING)
641
00:28:15,685 --> 00:28:16,751
(BODY THUDS)
642
00:28:16,753 --> 00:28:17,921
(PANTING)
643
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,295
(GLASS SHATTERING)
644
00:28:25,729 --> 00:28:27,963
Oh, my God! I killed someone!
I killed someone!
645
00:28:27,965 --> 00:28:29,833
- Stop yelling that!
- Oh, my God!
646
00:28:31,368 --> 00:28:33,602
- Oh, my God!
- Wait. Shit.
647
00:28:33,604 --> 00:28:34,903
Get in the fucking car!
Get in the car!
648
00:28:34,905 --> 00:28:36,239
MORGAN: That car?
That's not our car!
649
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,173
Sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm sorry.
650
00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:38,707
Hey! Ah!
651
00:28:38,709 --> 00:28:39,909
Okay! Okay, we're set.
652
00:28:39,911 --> 00:28:40,977
- Oh, shit!
- What?
653
00:28:40,979 --> 00:28:43,778
It's a stick. Do you know
how to drive a stick?
654
00:28:43,780 --> 00:28:46,647
- No! No!
- Fuck!
655
00:28:46,650 --> 00:28:49,085
- AUDREY: Which one's the brake?
- I don't know. There are so many.
656
00:28:49,086 --> 00:28:50,318
AUDREY: How do I change
the fucking gear?
657
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,354
How does your car work?
658
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,888
I'm so sorry.
659
00:28:52,891 --> 00:28:54,257
- It's an emergency!
- Oh, my God!
660
00:28:54,259 --> 00:28:55,259
- Oh, God!
- MORGAN: Oh!
661
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:57,794
(BOTH SCREAMING)
662
00:28:57,796 --> 00:28:58,955
(MAN SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
663
00:29:00,932 --> 00:29:03,665
- Okay. It wasn't so bad.
- Get out! Abort! Mission abort!
664
00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:05,734
Sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
665
00:29:05,737 --> 00:29:07,005
Hurry! Hurry!
666
00:29:07,638 --> 00:29:08,772
Hey!
667
00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:12,876
Stop. The cab. Come on.
668
00:29:14,778 --> 00:29:16,748
Hello. Hi, can we go, please?
669
00:29:18,782 --> 00:29:20,016
- Mr. Yang?
- AUDREY: Yeah.
670
00:29:20,018 --> 00:29:21,784
Yeah, my mother
married a Chinese man.
671
00:29:21,786 --> 00:29:23,318
It's a very long,
beautiful story. They met...
672
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,922
We are Yang.
We are Mr. Yang. Yes.
673
00:29:25,923 --> 00:29:26,923
- All right.
- MORGAN: Thank you so much.
674
00:29:26,924 --> 00:29:28,356
AUDREY: Thank you. We gotta go.
675
00:29:28,358 --> 00:29:29,519
MORGAN: And we're on the gas.
676
00:29:31,663 --> 00:29:33,796
- So, you guys visiting?
- No, we live here.
677
00:29:33,798 --> 00:29:35,933
I'm an Austrian man
named Mr. Yang. Go.
678
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,101
So, I'm Lukas.
679
00:29:38,103 --> 00:29:39,336
How can I make your ride
680
00:29:39,337 --> 00:29:41,837
- in Vienna excellent today?
- Everything's fine.
681
00:29:41,839 --> 00:29:42,771
Everything's great.
Can you just drive?
682
00:29:42,773 --> 00:29:44,707
Oh, no. Fine is not
good enough for me.
683
00:29:44,709 --> 00:29:45,974
- Okay.
- I want excellent.
684
00:29:45,977 --> 00:29:47,977
Would you like some waters?
Still? Sparkling?
685
00:29:47,979 --> 00:29:49,346
No, water. Fully hydrated.
686
00:29:49,347 --> 00:29:50,314
Would you like
to listen to music?
687
00:29:50,316 --> 00:29:52,714
No. No, no. No music.
Just drive, please.
688
00:29:52,717 --> 00:29:54,317
But I'm not only
a driver, actually.
689
00:29:54,319 --> 00:29:56,085
I'm also a DJ
on Saturday nights.
690
00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:58,121
Oh, get out! Wow, that's cool.
691
00:29:58,123 --> 00:29:59,189
I don't know
if you guys are still in town
692
00:29:59,191 --> 00:30:00,191
on Saturday, but look.
693
00:30:01,859 --> 00:30:03,192
- Hip-hop music.
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
694
00:30:03,194 --> 00:30:04,996
Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump.
695
00:30:05,930 --> 00:30:07,298
Huh? Good, huh?
696
00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:20,344
- Shit!
- AUDREY: Oh, my God!
697
00:30:20,346 --> 00:30:21,345
Okay, listen, buddy.
698
00:30:21,346 --> 00:30:22,945
There's a bunch of men
chasing us with guns,
699
00:30:22,948 --> 00:30:24,983
and I need you to lose them now.
700
00:30:26,417 --> 00:30:27,717
Fuck yeah!
701
00:30:27,719 --> 00:30:28,851
(ENGINE ROARING)
702
00:30:28,853 --> 00:30:29,855
Oh, my God!
703
00:30:30,721 --> 00:30:32,422
(TIRES SCREECHING)
704
00:30:32,423 --> 00:30:33,858
Whoo-hoo!
705
00:30:36,362 --> 00:30:37,662
They're men. Oh, my God!
706
00:30:39,498 --> 00:30:41,064
AUDREY: Oh, my God!
707
00:30:41,066 --> 00:30:42,066
- (SCREAMING)
- (WHOOPING)
708
00:30:57,348 --> 00:30:59,415
I smoked so much meth before.
709
00:30:59,417 --> 00:31:00,884
Great! Great!
710
00:31:00,885 --> 00:31:02,286
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
711
00:31:02,288 --> 00:31:03,355
(SCREAMING)
712
00:31:08,027 --> 00:31:09,260
Fear is an illusion!
713
00:31:20,306 --> 00:31:21,373
High five. Up here.
714
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,839
(GROANS)
715
00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:25,377
(SCREAMING)
716
00:31:26,045 --> 00:31:27,046
Oh, fuck!
717
00:31:27,779 --> 00:31:29,181
(TIRES SCREECHING)
718
00:31:30,281 --> 00:31:32,115
(HORNS HONKING)
719
00:31:32,116 --> 00:31:33,550
- Get on top of him.
- Okay.
720
00:31:33,552 --> 00:31:34,851
Oh, my God!
721
00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:36,188
(BOTH SCREAMING)
722
00:31:40,460 --> 00:31:42,861
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
723
00:31:49,568 --> 00:31:50,567
Oh, my God. There's one left.
724
00:31:50,569 --> 00:31:52,104
I know. I see him.
725
00:31:54,073 --> 00:31:55,105
Okay, why are you using
the turn signal?
726
00:31:55,107 --> 00:31:56,473
You're literally telling him
where we're going.
727
00:31:56,476 --> 00:31:57,941
Sorry. It's a force of habit.
728
00:31:57,942 --> 00:31:59,041
It's a bad habit.
729
00:31:59,044 --> 00:32:00,009
No! It's a good habit.
730
00:32:00,011 --> 00:32:02,315
In most circumstances,
it is a very good habit!
731
00:32:06,519 --> 00:32:08,519
Oh, my God!
732
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,755
Fuck you!
733
00:32:15,161 --> 00:32:16,162
Eat my shit!
734
00:32:18,030 --> 00:32:19,297
- Oh, my God!
- MORGAN: Okay.
735
00:32:19,298 --> 00:32:20,400
AUDREY: Get in the front.
736
00:32:21,134 --> 00:32:22,467
Yep. Yeah.
737
00:32:22,469 --> 00:32:23,470
Oh, no!
738
00:32:27,473 --> 00:32:29,240
(TIRES SCREECHING)
739
00:32:29,241 --> 00:32:30,307
(GASPING)
740
00:32:30,309 --> 00:32:33,144
- I can't get my seat belt on!
- Where the fuck is he?
741
00:32:33,145 --> 00:32:34,278
- (MACHINE GUN FIRING)
- Oh, my God!
742
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:35,280
(SCREAMING)
743
00:32:36,082 --> 00:32:37,483
He's on the fucking roof!
744
00:32:41,421 --> 00:32:43,155
Oh, no! It's the man! Stop it!
745
00:32:46,358 --> 00:32:48,038
- AUDREY: Oh, my God!
- MORGAN: Oh, my God!
746
00:32:49,429 --> 00:32:51,028
(SCREAMING)
747
00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:52,310
He's on the top!
He's on the top!
748
00:32:54,034 --> 00:32:55,500
No!
749
00:32:55,501 --> 00:32:57,002
Okay. There she goes.
750
00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,175
(MAN GRUNTING)
751
00:33:12,184 --> 00:33:13,920
- Why are you speeding up?
- I got a plan!
752
00:33:14,387 --> 00:33:16,119
- Okay!
- Hold on!
753
00:33:16,122 --> 00:33:17,990
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (MAN SCREAMING)
754
00:33:23,497 --> 00:33:25,063
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
755
00:33:25,065 --> 00:33:26,299
(MAN GRUNTING)
756
00:33:28,368 --> 00:33:30,067
(BOTH SCREAMING)
757
00:33:30,069 --> 00:33:31,338
(HORN BLARES)
758
00:33:33,307 --> 00:33:34,905
- Get the fuck out!
- Okay!
759
00:33:34,907 --> 00:33:36,175
Great job! Five stars, Lukas!
760
00:33:36,609 --> 00:33:37,609
Five stars!
761
00:33:38,511 --> 00:33:40,247
Oh, my God!
762
00:33:42,215 --> 00:33:45,416
Oh, God! Jesus! What happened?
763
00:33:45,419 --> 00:33:46,419
We gotta go.
764
00:33:47,421 --> 00:33:49,089
- We gotta go somewhere.
- Oh, God!
765
00:33:49,690 --> 00:33:51,057
There's a train station.
766
00:33:55,061 --> 00:33:57,365
(SIREN BLARING)
767
00:34:09,175 --> 00:34:11,443
So you're saying you failed?
768
00:34:11,445 --> 00:34:13,947
No, there were some
unforeseen complications,
769
00:34:14,949 --> 00:34:16,280
but I do have the package.
770
00:34:16,282 --> 00:34:17,451
Let's see it.
771
00:34:24,291 --> 00:34:25,990
(SCOFFS)
772
00:34:25,992 --> 00:34:27,192
It appears I don't have it.
773
00:34:27,193 --> 00:34:28,960
WENDY: So let me get this right.
774
00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:31,195
You didn't get the package.
775
00:34:31,197 --> 00:34:33,398
The girls still have
the package.
776
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,735
And now Highland is likely
to get the package.
777
00:34:35,737 --> 00:34:37,237
I won't let that happen, ma'am.
778
00:34:38,139 --> 00:34:39,570
I'm glad that this happened.
779
00:34:39,572 --> 00:34:42,206
Otherwise, you wouldn't have
been awarded Best Grandson.
780
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:43,411
(CHUCKLES) Okay. That's funny.
781
00:34:46,246 --> 00:34:48,045
Ma'am? Ma'am, can you hear us?
782
00:34:48,047 --> 00:34:49,114
Ma'am, did you hear us?
783
00:34:49,115 --> 00:34:50,583
- Ma'am, are you frozen?
- Ma'am, can you hear us?
784
00:34:50,585 --> 00:34:51,818
- She's frozen.
- Yeah.
785
00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:53,552
DUFFER: Ma'am, wave
if you're not frozen, please.
786
00:34:53,554 --> 00:34:54,987
Not frozen.
787
00:34:54,989 --> 00:34:57,422
Just disappointed.
788
00:34:57,425 --> 00:34:59,090
(STUTTERS) I was just
trying to protect them.
789
00:34:59,092 --> 00:35:00,358
Protect them?
790
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,059
Yeah, let them die.
They're idiots.
791
00:35:02,061 --> 00:35:04,163
- I know an idiot when I see one.
- In the mirror.
792
00:35:04,164 --> 00:35:05,597
Okay. I'm not an idiot,
Sebastian. For the record...
793
00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:07,599
Here we go. You went to
Harvard. Yes, we all know.
794
00:35:07,601 --> 00:35:09,067
I didn't even mention Harvard.
That's the thing.
795
00:35:09,068 --> 00:35:10,670
He was gonna mention Harvard. I was
making this simply about merit,
796
00:35:10,672 --> 00:35:11,672
and, yeah...
797
00:35:17,043 --> 00:35:18,280
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
798
00:35:20,047 --> 00:35:22,213
Yes. Get in. Okay, look.
799
00:35:22,215 --> 00:35:23,715
I got us two tickets to Prague.
800
00:35:23,717 --> 00:35:25,518
- I got us a change of clothes.
- Okay, great. We can change
801
00:35:25,519 --> 00:35:27,018
on the train. It leaves in,
like, 10 minutes.
802
00:35:27,021 --> 00:35:28,353
And then we can fly home
from there.
803
00:35:28,356 --> 00:35:30,222
We just need to get
the fuck out of Vienna.
804
00:35:30,224 --> 00:35:33,460
Wait. Can we just take
a second to appreciate you?
805
00:35:33,461 --> 00:35:35,360
- Now? Right now?
- Yes.
806
00:35:35,362 --> 00:35:37,697
What you did in the cafe
with the gun was insane.
807
00:35:37,699 --> 00:35:39,030
You killed a man.
808
00:35:39,032 --> 00:35:40,599
- It's okay. It was a bad man.
- Oh, my God!
809
00:35:40,601 --> 00:35:42,402
I just play
a lot of video games.
810
00:35:42,403 --> 00:35:43,635
- Can we please just...
- No, and then
811
00:35:43,637 --> 00:35:45,204
what you did with the trophies.
You switched the trophies.
812
00:35:45,206 --> 00:35:46,773
He literally works
in intelligence,
813
00:35:46,775 --> 00:35:47,806
and yet, you were
the more intelligent.
814
00:35:47,809 --> 00:35:49,275
How crazy is that?
815
00:35:49,277 --> 00:35:51,244
And then you did all that
car stuff. Oh, my God!
816
00:35:51,246 --> 00:35:53,612
It all just kinda happened really quickly.
Can we please just move on?
817
00:35:53,614 --> 00:35:56,382
Woman, you are incredible,
and I want you to own it.
818
00:35:56,384 --> 00:35:58,650
Listen, I'm owning it.
Can we just go, please?
819
00:35:58,652 --> 00:35:59,585
- Wait! Wait!
- Oh, my God!
820
00:35:59,588 --> 00:36:01,721
No, I'm not gonna
let you minimize this.
821
00:36:01,722 --> 00:36:03,222
- I'm not minimizing!
- But you always do this.
822
00:36:03,224 --> 00:36:04,324
You always do this.
823
00:36:04,326 --> 00:36:06,358
- Oh, my God!
- Have you ever,
824
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,681
in your whole life,
felt so alive?
825
00:36:09,597 --> 00:36:12,467
ANNOUNCER: (ON PA) Attention, the
train to Prague is now boarding.
826
00:36:13,735 --> 00:36:15,467
We're gonna be a lot less alive
827
00:36:15,469 --> 00:36:17,103
if we don't make it out
to the train. Okay? Please.
828
00:36:17,105 --> 00:36:18,538
Wait, wait, wait. Look at this.
829
00:36:18,539 --> 00:36:20,306
They're really playing up
that Mozart is from here,
830
00:36:20,307 --> 00:36:21,673
and they're really downplaying
that Hitler is from here.
831
00:36:21,675 --> 00:36:23,344
- Yeah, I would too. Get out.
- Okay.
832
00:36:26,213 --> 00:36:27,648
AUDREY: What track is it?
833
00:36:27,650 --> 00:36:29,251
Um, looks like
track 10 goes to, um...
834
00:36:30,652 --> 00:36:32,284
(MISPRONOUNCING) "Szkalas."
835
00:36:32,286 --> 00:36:34,722
(MISPRONOUNCING)
"Szass... Szabadszallas."
836
00:36:34,724 --> 00:36:37,222
"Nove Hodejovice."
837
00:36:37,224 --> 00:36:38,858
AUDREY: "Usti Nad Labem."
838
00:36:38,860 --> 00:36:42,427
"Parndorf ich Bahnhof. Prague."
839
00:36:42,429 --> 00:36:43,764
"Prague." Track six.
Oh, thank God.
840
00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:45,331
- Okay, track six.
- Wait. No, no, no, no, no!
841
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:46,534
Sebastian said
if we use our passports
842
00:36:46,536 --> 00:36:47,701
we'll get stopped at the border.
843
00:36:47,702 --> 00:36:48,702
Shit!
844
00:36:48,704 --> 00:36:49,739
What do we do?
845
00:36:52,306 --> 00:36:55,141
Okay. We just have to find
two girls who look like us,
846
00:36:55,143 --> 00:36:56,677
tell them what happened, and
convince them to give us theirs,
847
00:36:56,679 --> 00:36:58,411
and then they could say
that theirs were stolen.
848
00:36:58,414 --> 00:37:00,146
- Who would do that?
- Any girls.
849
00:37:00,148 --> 00:37:01,280
Any girls would do that.
850
00:37:01,282 --> 00:37:02,282
Okay.
851
00:37:03,318 --> 00:37:05,253
How about them?
They kinda look like us.
852
00:37:07,523 --> 00:37:09,291
No, we don't wanna
be them in Europe.
853
00:37:10,293 --> 00:37:12,326
We wanna be them in Europe.
854
00:37:12,327 --> 00:37:13,693
We go all the way down there,
855
00:37:13,695 --> 00:37:15,795
and then it ends up being there.
856
00:37:15,797 --> 00:37:18,130
- Yeah, we do.
- Tight shorts.
857
00:37:18,132 --> 00:37:20,634
Just imagine the only guy
you've ever loved
858
00:37:20,635 --> 00:37:22,402
dying in front of you
859
00:37:22,405 --> 00:37:25,172
and asking you
to do this one thing.
860
00:37:25,173 --> 00:37:27,608
Wouldn't you
sacrifice everything?
861
00:37:27,610 --> 00:37:29,809
Imagine if that was
your best friend of 12 years.
862
00:37:29,811 --> 00:37:31,478
Wouldn't you go to the ends
863
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,179
- of the Earth to protect her?
- Yes.
864
00:37:33,181 --> 00:37:35,748
You guys are weird.
865
00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:37,717
Okay. Actually,
we're not "weed."
866
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,286
We are in danger.
867
00:37:39,288 --> 00:37:40,554
You'd be saving our lives
868
00:37:40,556 --> 00:37:41,722
and the lives
of a lot of innocent people.
869
00:37:41,724 --> 00:37:43,456
AUDREY: Just go to the embassy
and get other passports.
870
00:37:43,458 --> 00:37:45,358
Sorry. We'd love to
help you out, mate,
871
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,626
but we just don't know you.
872
00:37:46,628 --> 00:37:48,329
ANNOUNCER: (ON PA)
Ladies and gentlemen,
873
00:37:48,331 --> 00:37:50,199
the train to Prague
is now leaving.
874
00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:56,036
You're right. Okay.
You know what?
875
00:37:56,039 --> 00:37:57,737
- Have a great time in Poland.
- MORGAN: It's been beautiful meeting you.
876
00:37:57,739 --> 00:37:59,373
Now!
877
00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:01,208
- Go! Get it! Shit!
- TOURIST 1: Stop it!
878
00:38:01,210 --> 00:38:02,610
No! (SCREAMS)
879
00:38:02,612 --> 00:38:03,612
- No!
- Stop it!
880
00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:06,148
- I got it!
- Stop! No!
881
00:38:06,782 --> 00:38:08,650
Oi! Give me back my bum bag!
882
00:38:11,286 --> 00:38:12,454
Come on! Get in!
883
00:38:13,356 --> 00:38:14,454
Okay. Oh, my God!
884
00:38:14,456 --> 00:38:16,422
Close! Oh, my God! Close.
885
00:38:16,425 --> 00:38:18,391
- (SCREAMS) Open the door!
- I'm sorry.
886
00:38:18,393 --> 00:38:21,394
Give me back my fucking
bum bag, you bitch!
887
00:38:21,396 --> 00:38:22,864
MORGAN: Look,
your address is on it,
888
00:38:22,865 --> 00:38:26,135
so I can mail it back to you
if we survive.
889
00:38:26,670 --> 00:38:28,503
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
890
00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:39,849
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
891
00:38:45,588 --> 00:38:47,222
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
892
00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:51,527
Hello?
893
00:38:53,362 --> 00:38:54,797
(SIGHS) Yes. I understand.
894
00:39:00,871 --> 00:39:03,804
MAN: Nadedja.
895
00:39:03,806 --> 00:39:05,340
Nadedja, where are you?
896
00:39:05,342 --> 00:39:07,409
Nadedja, you're going to miss
your cue again.
897
00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:09,577
You always do this.
898
00:39:09,579 --> 00:39:11,181
(MAN SPEAKS GERMAN)
899
00:39:18,288 --> 00:39:19,556
(ENGINE STARTS)
900
00:39:27,264 --> 00:39:28,929
I feel like
my best friend always knew
901
00:39:28,931 --> 00:39:30,931
that she wanted
to be an actress.
902
00:39:30,934 --> 00:39:33,400
- She's just natural at it.
- Mmm.
903
00:39:33,402 --> 00:39:35,869
- I'm not a natural at anything.
- (CHUCKLES)
904
00:39:35,871 --> 00:39:38,007
- I tried law school.
- Oh, smart.
905
00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:40,708
- Then I tried art school.
- That's good.
906
00:39:40,710 --> 00:39:41,775
Big swing there.
907
00:39:41,777 --> 00:39:42,777
I dropped out of both.
908
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,748
Yeah, I never finish anything.
909
00:39:49,786 --> 00:39:51,655
Well, hey,
you just finished your beer.
910
00:39:53,456 --> 00:39:54,856
Yeah, that I do finish.
911
00:39:54,858 --> 00:39:56,858
(LAUGHS)
912
00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:59,628
So why don't you finish things?
What are you afraid of?
913
00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:01,431
Mmm.
914
00:40:01,932 --> 00:40:03,766
Being average.
915
00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:06,501
Come on. I would not say
that you are average.
916
00:40:06,503 --> 00:40:07,570
(SCOFFS)
917
00:40:08,706 --> 00:40:10,675
How would you know?
You just met me.
918
00:40:12,342 --> 00:40:14,309
I'm a pretty good judge
of character.
919
00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:15,679
You trust me.
920
00:40:20,483 --> 00:40:21,951
Thank you for the dance.
921
00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:23,619
Would you like me
to get you another beer?
922
00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:25,454
- Yeah! That'd be great.
- Sure.
923
00:40:27,090 --> 00:40:28,958
- Can I get two more, please?
- BARTENDER: No problem.
924
00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:29,960
Thank you.
925
00:40:31,896 --> 00:40:35,097
Cool, cool, cool. Okay,
so here's my advice, right?
926
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:37,565
- Who are you?
- Oh, that's my sister.
927
00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:39,534
- Really?
- Not my biological sister,
928
00:40:39,536 --> 00:40:41,836
but my de facto sister.
929
00:40:41,838 --> 00:40:43,572
- Oh.
- Yeah. She wouldn't want you to know this,
930
00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:45,840
but she lost her virginity
really late,
931
00:40:45,842 --> 00:40:47,643
so she's, like, hungry for it.
You know what I mean?
932
00:40:47,644 --> 00:40:49,445
- Oh. Cool.
- (CLICKS TONGUE)
933
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,380
So have fun with that.
934
00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:54,349
But if you hurt her,
935
00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:56,619
- I'll find your best friend...
- Mmm-hmm.
936
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,181
- I'll cut off his dick...
- Mmm-hmm.
937
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,655
And I'll make you eat it.
938
00:41:00,657 --> 00:41:02,690
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
939
00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:04,527
You can have whatever
condiments you like,
940
00:41:04,528 --> 00:41:05,996
but you gotta finish it.
941
00:41:08,431 --> 00:41:09,697
What's your name?
942
00:41:09,699 --> 00:41:12,034
- Morgan. How you doing?
- Morgan. Drew.
943
00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:14,472
Morgan, anyone ever tell you
you're a little much?
944
00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:23,065
AUDREY: Why didn't you tell me
that he said that?
945
00:41:25,382 --> 00:41:26,849
You were so into him,
946
00:41:26,851 --> 00:41:29,385
and you can't say shit like
that to your best friend
947
00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:31,722
when your best friend's
in love with somebody.
948
00:41:33,757 --> 00:41:36,425
It didn't hurt my feelings.
949
00:41:36,427 --> 00:41:38,829
Well, a little bit. It hurt
my feelings a little bit.
950
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:42,000
Morgan. Hey.
951
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:43,934
I'm really sorry.
952
00:41:44,869 --> 00:41:45,869
I'm sorry too.
953
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,005
I'm sorry he died.
954
00:41:48,873 --> 00:41:49,873
Oh, God.
955
00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:52,574
MORGAN: What do we do
with this thing?
956
00:41:52,577 --> 00:41:54,077
AUDREY: I don't even know
what this thing is
957
00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:55,978
or what it does, or anything.
958
00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:58,782
God, I feel like such an
idiot about all this.
959
00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:00,150
I mean, I met his parents.
960
00:42:00,152 --> 00:42:01,918
They were so normal.
961
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,719
Their names are Tom and Marsha.
962
00:42:03,722 --> 00:42:05,889
The night before he disappeared,
963
00:42:05,891 --> 00:42:07,556
we all went
to The Cheesecake Factory.
964
00:42:07,557 --> 00:42:09,525
Oh, my God, that menu.
965
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,161
Dostoevsky wrote that menu.
966
00:42:12,164 --> 00:42:15,965
Who introduces people that
don't matter to their parents?
967
00:42:15,967 --> 00:42:18,001
Well, I do. I introduce
everyone to my parents.
968
00:42:18,003 --> 00:42:20,536
But that's their gain,
'cause my parents are magic.
969
00:42:20,539 --> 00:42:22,539
- Do you think they knew?
- I don't know.
970
00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:24,440
I just wish
that he was still alive,
971
00:42:24,443 --> 00:42:25,577
so I could get some answers.
972
00:42:26,978 --> 00:42:28,811
And then I would tell him
to fucking die.
973
00:42:28,813 --> 00:42:29,813
(TROPHY CLATTERS)
974
00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:37,588
(RATTLING)
975
00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:39,657
Open it.
976
00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:42,159
Fuck!
977
00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:44,663
There.
978
00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:48,632
(STAMMERS)
What the fuck is that?
979
00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:50,599
AUDREY: It's a flash drive.
980
00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:51,902
MORGAN: They were killing
each other for this?
981
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:53,570
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
982
00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:55,672
You know who would know
what we should do right now?
983
00:42:55,673 --> 00:42:58,242
- No.
- My father is a brilliant attorney...
984
00:42:58,244 --> 00:43:00,976
- No. Mmm-mmm.
- Who has represented people
985
00:43:00,978 --> 00:43:03,612
who are in much worse trouble
than we are right now.
986
00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:05,581
No. Your dad would be
furious at us
987
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,583
for breaking a million
international laws.
988
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:08,918
No. He's not gonna be mad.
989
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,619
He wasn't mad
when I tried cocaine
990
00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:12,123
with my basketball coach.
991
00:43:12,125 --> 00:43:15,226
He wasn't mad at me when
I got deported from Belize.
992
00:43:15,228 --> 00:43:17,827
He didn't get mad when I
invited that teenage magician
993
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:19,596
to live in my grandma's condo.
994
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,867
Oh, yeah.
What ever happened to him?
995
00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:26,940
You're not gonna believe this.
He disappeared.
996
00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:29,974
(CLICKS TONGUE) Shut up.
997
00:43:29,976 --> 00:43:32,509
No, he actually...
He is a missing person.
998
00:43:32,510 --> 00:43:33,980
(BOTH LAUGHING)
999
00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:36,581
(CZECH SONG PLAYING)
1000
00:43:37,516 --> 00:43:39,018
(HORN BLARING)
1001
00:43:46,893 --> 00:43:48,960
- CAROL: Hello?
- Mom, it's me.
1002
00:43:48,961 --> 00:43:52,028
Oh, thank God!
Arnie, she's okay!
1003
00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:54,110
- ARNIE: What?
- I'm gonna conference your father in.
1004
00:43:55,034 --> 00:43:56,869
- This is Arnie.
- Hi, Dad.
1005
00:43:57,269 --> 00:43:58,804
Hey, button! Hi!
1006
00:44:00,172 --> 00:44:01,605
You're all over the papers.
1007
00:44:01,606 --> 00:44:03,039
I'm so proud of you.
1008
00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:04,842
I always knew the world
would write about you.
1009
00:44:06,846 --> 00:44:08,144
Did you color your hair?
You look like a princess.
1010
00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:09,646
Sweetie, let me ask you.
1011
00:44:09,648 --> 00:44:11,315
Did you and Audrey
murder two people?
1012
00:44:11,317 --> 00:44:12,817
Tell me the truth.
I can get you out of it.
1013
00:44:12,818 --> 00:44:14,818
No, what happened was,
I murdered one person,
1014
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,300
- but it was an assassin, so...
- Shh!
1015
00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:18,588
So it didn't count.
1016
00:44:18,590 --> 00:44:19,956
No, it doesn't count.
1017
00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:22,259
- And Audrey murdered a bunch of people in Austria.
- Oh, my God!
1018
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:24,594
- But it was self-defense.
- Also fine.
1019
00:44:24,597 --> 00:44:26,097
Her boyfriend was murdered
in front of us.
1020
00:44:26,099 --> 00:44:29,199
- The handsome one?
- I mean, he was fine, I guess.
1021
00:44:29,202 --> 00:44:32,168
Oh, you know who's really
handsome is Patrick Dempsey.
1022
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:35,039
- Where are you now, sweetie?
- I'm in Prague.
1023
00:44:35,041 --> 00:44:37,242
I don't care for
Eastern Europe. Too gothic.
1024
00:44:37,244 --> 00:44:39,744
ARNIE: Okay, listen. I got
a place where you can hide.
1025
00:44:39,746 --> 00:44:41,846
- Okay.
- I got a friend, Roger Bernstein.
1026
00:44:41,847 --> 00:44:44,148
Lives in Prague.
Guy owes me a favor.
1027
00:44:44,150 --> 00:44:46,617
Dad represented Roger
in a malpractice suit.
1028
00:44:46,619 --> 00:44:49,153
ARNIE: Whoa, Carol,
you know who's handsome?
1029
00:44:49,155 --> 00:44:51,356
Woody Harrelson.
You know, people don't think it.
1030
00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:53,791
I find him handsome.
1031
00:44:53,793 --> 00:44:55,893
- TOURIST 1: She fell over.
- TOURIST 2: Yeah, I did, actually.
1032
00:44:55,894 --> 00:44:58,028
There was one moment
I thought I was gonna die.
1033
00:44:58,030 --> 00:44:59,297
Yeah. They've got something
wrong with them.
1034
00:44:59,298 --> 00:45:00,298
Morgan...
1035
00:45:04,038 --> 00:45:06,438
disappeared from their I.
Apartment, murdered Ukrainian...
1036
00:45:07,606 --> 00:45:09,606
Now. Now. We gotta go.
1037
00:45:09,608 --> 00:45:11,108
- CAROL: Remember the Dingle twins?
- Mom...
1038
00:45:11,110 --> 00:45:12,277
We gotta go.
1039
00:45:12,278 --> 00:45:13,846
Come on. Come on. Now!
1040
00:45:14,313 --> 00:45:16,115
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
1041
00:45:18,851 --> 00:45:20,954
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
1042
00:45:22,289 --> 00:45:23,688
(ENGINE REVVING)
1043
00:45:33,733 --> 00:45:35,135
(BELL TOLLING)
1044
00:45:54,887 --> 00:45:56,288
Who am I looking for?
1045
00:45:56,289 --> 00:45:57,789
MAN: (DISTORTED VOICE)
I texted pictures.
1046
00:45:57,791 --> 00:45:59,992
Targets are two dumb
American women.
1047
00:46:09,969 --> 00:46:11,771
(BOTH JEERING)
1048
00:46:14,409 --> 00:46:16,009
(VOMITING)
1049
00:46:24,452 --> 00:46:26,085
(BOTH WHOOPING)
1050
00:46:32,793 --> 00:46:34,827
(BICYCLE BELLS RINGING)
1051
00:46:36,197 --> 00:46:37,329
AUDREY: Oh, my God!
1052
00:46:37,331 --> 00:46:38,364
(GRUNTING) Oh!
1053
00:46:38,365 --> 00:46:39,697
You're lagging.
1054
00:46:39,699 --> 00:46:40,701
You're lagging.
1055
00:46:44,338 --> 00:46:48,240
Shit. Okay. We need to find
Karlova Street.
1056
00:46:48,242 --> 00:46:50,342
Looks like Elephant Valley
is on the left.
1057
00:46:50,344 --> 00:46:53,148
We're gonna pass the Pavilion
of Big Tortoises in a second.
1058
00:46:54,349 --> 00:46:55,983
Morgan, this is a map
of the zoo.
1059
00:47:07,228 --> 00:47:08,228
Okay.
1060
00:47:10,063 --> 00:47:11,965
(BUZZING INSISTENTLY)
1061
00:47:12,733 --> 00:47:14,166
(INTERCOM BEEPS)
1062
00:47:14,168 --> 00:47:15,766
- ROGER: Hello?
- Yes, Roger,
1063
00:47:15,768 --> 00:47:17,402
it's Arnie's daughter.
He called.
1064
00:47:17,405 --> 00:47:18,838
(DOOR BUZZING)
1065
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,175
Go. Thank you!
1066
00:47:24,411 --> 00:47:26,012
ROGER: You know, it's funny.
1067
00:47:26,014 --> 00:47:27,914
I remember one time,
back in the day,
1068
00:47:27,916 --> 00:47:31,083
your dad and I were getting
ready to go out in the Hamptons.
1069
00:47:31,085 --> 00:47:33,018
Your dad had his sunglasses on.
1070
00:47:33,021 --> 00:47:35,387
He turned his collar up.
He looked super.
1071
00:47:35,389 --> 00:47:37,389
We get to the disco,
the guy says to him,
1072
00:47:37,391 --> 00:47:39,358
"Sir, sir, your collar is up."
1073
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,893
(CHUCKLES)
Ruined the whole effect.
1074
00:47:41,896 --> 00:47:43,362
Hope you don't think
I'm being presumptuous,
1075
00:47:43,364 --> 00:47:46,099
but I thought you gals looked
like you'd enjoy some pot
1076
00:47:48,001 --> 00:47:49,202
roast.
1077
00:47:49,204 --> 00:47:51,204
(ALL LAUGHING)
1078
00:47:51,206 --> 00:47:53,907
I'm okay. I'm actually...
I'm so sorry. I am a vegan.
1079
00:47:54,175 --> 00:47:55,942
Oh.
1080
00:47:55,943 --> 00:47:58,043
Morgan, you're not a vegan.
1081
00:47:58,045 --> 00:48:00,012
What? 'Cause of the bacon?
1082
00:48:00,014 --> 00:48:01,780
Bacon's meat!
1083
00:48:01,782 --> 00:48:03,782
Well, listen. At least let me
get you a little vino, okay?
1084
00:48:03,784 --> 00:48:05,117
I mean, the only
animal cruelty involved
1085
00:48:05,119 --> 00:48:07,320
in that is what the wine guy
charges me.
1086
00:48:07,322 --> 00:48:08,355
(MORGAN LAUGHS)
1087
00:48:08,356 --> 00:48:10,289
I actually like to keep
all the best bottles
1088
00:48:10,291 --> 00:48:12,858
over there in the study.
It's like a...
1089
00:48:12,860 --> 00:48:14,427
It's sort of like my homage
1090
00:48:14,429 --> 00:48:16,862
- to all the great storytellers.
- Yeah.
1091
00:48:16,864 --> 00:48:19,266
- Mmm-hmm.
- Right now, I'm working my way through a grenache noir
1092
00:48:19,268 --> 00:48:22,237
while I enjoy a first edition
of La Comedie humaine.
1093
00:48:22,804 --> 00:48:25,405
Are you into Balzac?
1094
00:48:25,407 --> 00:48:27,242
Less and less with every
experience.
1095
00:48:28,842 --> 00:48:30,077
Well, I'll be right back.
1096
00:48:30,378 --> 00:48:31,480
Okay.
1097
00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:37,317
- It's happening again.
- What is?
1098
00:48:37,318 --> 00:48:39,152
- He's into me.
- (LAUGHS)
1099
00:48:39,153 --> 00:48:40,820
What are you talking about?
1100
00:48:40,822 --> 00:48:42,255
He wants a slice. Rog.
1101
00:48:42,257 --> 00:48:45,827
No, he's just, you know,
like a little weird.
1102
00:48:47,161 --> 00:48:49,862
- Older men, they gravitate toward me.
- Okay.
1103
00:48:49,864 --> 00:48:50,998
- They love me.
- Oh, God.
1104
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,166
- They want this.
- (LAUGHS)
1105
00:48:53,168 --> 00:48:54,833
If that makes them weird
1106
00:48:54,835 --> 00:48:56,469
then my SAT math tutor
was weird,
1107
00:48:56,472 --> 00:48:58,237
- our landlord is weird.
- He's weird.
1108
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:59,275
Mandy Patinkin is weird.
1109
00:49:00,842 --> 00:49:02,141
- Mmm.
- I feel a little nauseated.
1110
00:49:02,143 --> 00:49:03,842
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
1111
00:49:03,844 --> 00:49:05,389
I'm okay. You just stay.
I'll be right back.
1112
00:49:05,414 --> 00:49:06,414
Love you.
1113
00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:08,916
(DOOR OPENS)
1114
00:49:09,851 --> 00:49:11,985
Hi. Audrey okay?
1115
00:49:11,987 --> 00:49:14,353
Oh, yeah, she's fine.
She's finished. So am I.
1116
00:49:14,356 --> 00:49:16,958
Well, at least
let me give you a digestif.
1117
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,827
(BOTH TOASTING IN FRENCH)
1118
00:49:24,632 --> 00:49:26,032
(IN ENGLISH) Ah! It's dry.
1119
00:49:26,034 --> 00:49:28,501
So are you a lover of art?
1120
00:49:28,503 --> 00:49:31,907
Yeah, yeah, oh, lot of art.
Love art.
1121
00:49:34,876 --> 00:49:36,476
And look at that art.
1122
00:49:36,478 --> 00:49:39,313
Doesn't look like she's
enjoying herself too much.
1123
00:49:39,315 --> 00:49:41,213
Sometimes
the sweetest pleasure comes
1124
00:49:41,215 --> 00:49:42,536
when you're not enjoying
yourself.
1125
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,239
Don't know
that I agree with that.
1126
00:49:47,155 --> 00:49:48,222
You wouldn't?
1127
00:49:49,123 --> 00:49:50,858
Okay. We're doing a massage now.
1128
00:49:52,494 --> 00:49:53,494
Here we go.
1129
00:49:53,630 --> 00:49:55,063
(VOMITING)
1130
00:49:57,900 --> 00:49:58,900
Oh, my God!
1131
00:50:00,001 --> 00:50:01,302
Oh, my God!
1132
00:50:07,344 --> 00:50:09,009
(GASPING)
1133
00:50:09,010 --> 00:50:11,278
(RETCHING)
1134
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,148
Roger, thank you so much
for having us at your home.
1135
00:50:15,150 --> 00:50:17,951
- It's my great pleasure.
- But I just... I don't think...
1136
00:50:17,952 --> 00:50:19,586
I don't think so.
1137
00:50:19,588 --> 00:50:21,523
That actually kind...
That kind of hurts.
1138
00:50:22,525 --> 00:50:25,057
Huh. Hello.
1139
00:50:25,059 --> 00:50:26,927
Who's this? I'm Morgan.
1140
00:50:26,929 --> 00:50:28,994
- I'm a family friend. Is this your girlfriend?
- (GUN COCKS)
1141
00:50:28,996 --> 00:50:32,500
- (SCREAMS)
- Nadedja, no. We have to bring them in alive.
1142
00:50:32,501 --> 00:50:34,101
(MUFFLED) Oh, boy.
1143
00:50:34,103 --> 00:50:35,371
(GRUNTING)
1144
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,072
(MUFFLED) Weird.
1145
00:50:39,074 --> 00:50:40,309
(MORGAN GROANING)
1146
00:50:41,610 --> 00:50:44,211
Ow. Ow.
1147
00:50:44,213 --> 00:50:46,079
- MORGAN: Audrey.
- Oh, my God!
1148
00:50:46,081 --> 00:50:49,449
Audrey, Roger is bad. Bad.
1149
00:50:49,452 --> 00:50:51,521
No, that's not Roger.
1150
00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:56,059
That's Roger.
1151
00:50:57,226 --> 00:50:58,628
Ah!
1152
00:51:00,063 --> 00:51:01,063
They want the drive.
1153
00:51:02,664 --> 00:51:05,099
You have to swallow it
before they come back.
1154
00:51:05,101 --> 00:51:06,967
- What?
- I have thrown up, like, nine times.
1155
00:51:06,969 --> 00:51:08,369
- What?
- I can't do it.
1156
00:51:08,371 --> 00:51:11,438
Well, I can't swallow anything.
1157
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:13,440
I can't even swallow Advil.
1158
00:51:13,443 --> 00:51:15,610
I have to crush it up
in my applesauce.
1159
00:51:15,612 --> 00:51:17,478
No. You gotta swallow this.
1160
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:18,480
No, I... Oh!
1161
00:51:20,182 --> 00:51:23,184
Fine. Okay.
If you really want me to.
1162
00:51:23,186 --> 00:51:25,253
AUDREY: Oh, my God,
you're heavy. (GRUNTS)
1163
00:51:25,255 --> 00:51:28,121
- Shut the fuck up, bitch.
- Okay.
1164
00:51:28,123 --> 00:51:29,425
- Yeah. Ah!
- Ah!
1165
00:51:30,393 --> 00:51:31,393
Okay.
1166
00:51:32,461 --> 00:51:34,264
- Ah.
- Close your nose.
1167
00:51:34,697 --> 00:51:36,331
(GAGGING)
1168
00:51:40,471 --> 00:51:41,769
AUDREY: Shit! Shit!
1169
00:51:41,771 --> 00:51:43,672
Let's try it one more time.
1170
00:51:43,673 --> 00:51:47,476
BOTH: Ah. Ooh. Ah!
1171
00:51:47,478 --> 00:51:49,043
Whoa!
1172
00:51:49,045 --> 00:51:50,313
- No, keep it in.
- (GAGGING)
1173
00:51:52,483 --> 00:51:54,983
(COUGHING)
1174
00:51:56,353 --> 00:51:57,652
I can't.
1175
00:51:57,655 --> 00:51:58,655
Shit!
1176
00:51:59,289 --> 00:52:00,291
MORGAN: I can't do it.
1177
00:52:01,291 --> 00:52:02,326
I tried.
1178
00:52:09,032 --> 00:52:10,233
Uh-oh.
1179
00:52:11,501 --> 00:52:12,862
MORGAN:
There's the ice cream lady.
1180
00:52:26,050 --> 00:52:27,650
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1181
00:52:56,679 --> 00:52:57,679
MORGAN: Audrey.
1182
00:52:58,248 --> 00:52:59,250
Audrey.
1183
00:53:01,284 --> 00:53:02,286
Are you okay?
1184
00:53:03,755 --> 00:53:04,755
Oh, God.
1185
00:53:05,824 --> 00:53:07,759
Oh, God. I don't...
I don't know.
1186
00:53:10,393 --> 00:53:12,561
- Where the fuck are we?
- I don't know.
1187
00:53:12,563 --> 00:53:15,731
Audrey, how are you feelin'?
1188
00:53:15,733 --> 00:53:18,701
Marsha, Tom. Those are...
Those are Drew's parents.
1189
00:53:18,702 --> 00:53:21,369
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that
you got dragged into this.
1190
00:53:21,371 --> 00:53:23,505
I never meant for Drew to die.
1191
00:53:23,507 --> 00:53:24,873
We know you didn't, Audrey.
1192
00:53:24,876 --> 00:53:26,876
We're just glad you're alive.
1193
00:53:26,878 --> 00:53:30,144
Will you untie us before they come
back and tie you up too? Please.
1194
00:53:30,146 --> 00:53:31,715
So where's the drive?
1195
00:53:32,583 --> 00:53:34,115
Oh.
1196
00:53:34,117 --> 00:53:34,851
You know about that?
1197
00:53:34,853 --> 00:53:36,318
(GROANS)
1198
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,719
Shut up, you dumb bitch.
1199
00:53:37,722 --> 00:53:38,755
Fuck you!
1200
00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:41,155
You wanna tell your friend
to answer the question?
1201
00:53:41,157 --> 00:53:43,494
Trust me, your son would've
wanted you to protect us.
1202
00:53:44,695 --> 00:53:46,461
MORGAN: Audrey...
1203
00:53:46,463 --> 00:53:48,731
I don't think those
are Drew's parents.
1204
00:53:48,733 --> 00:53:50,432
- Of course, they are.
- No.
1205
00:53:50,434 --> 00:53:52,534
We went out
to The Cheesecake Factory.
1206
00:53:52,536 --> 00:53:54,269
We shared chicken lettuce cups.
1207
00:53:54,271 --> 00:53:57,340
We were at that restaurant to
negotiate the sale of the drive.
1208
00:53:57,342 --> 00:53:59,208
But we talked about real things.
1209
00:53:59,210 --> 00:54:00,710
We talked about
Tom's colonoscopy.
1210
00:54:00,711 --> 00:54:02,344
Not getting a colonoscopy.
1211
00:54:02,347 --> 00:54:04,614
He only took you to the
restaurant as insurance,
1212
00:54:04,615 --> 00:54:06,815
so we wouldn't kill him
if he left with the drive.
1213
00:54:06,818 --> 00:54:08,420
Okay, let's get this done.
1214
00:54:09,588 --> 00:54:11,422
Where is the fucking drive?
1215
00:54:12,757 --> 00:54:13,690
MORGAN: No. No.
1216
00:54:13,692 --> 00:54:16,626
(CRYING) Please, sir.
Sir, please don't.
1217
00:54:16,628 --> 00:54:19,295
That's my best friend.
Please, just...
1218
00:54:19,297 --> 00:54:20,630
I flushed it down the toilet.
1219
00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:21,632
(SIGHS)
1220
00:54:24,402 --> 00:54:25,561
Do you know what you've done?
1221
00:54:28,672 --> 00:54:29,672
Nadedja.
1222
00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:31,809
(EXHALES)
1223
00:54:37,648 --> 00:54:38,648
Oh, good God.
1224
00:54:46,423 --> 00:54:48,525
- (WHIMPERING)
- (HELICOPTER APPROACHING)
1225
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,461
(ALL SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
1226
00:55:00,706 --> 00:55:01,804
What is that?
1227
00:55:01,806 --> 00:55:02,847
(NADEDJA SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
1228
00:55:18,523 --> 00:55:19,255
AGENT: (ON RADIO)
Five kilometers out.
1229
00:55:19,257 --> 00:55:21,625
Closing in on the safe house.
1230
00:55:21,626 --> 00:55:23,762
Backup units, be advised,
subjects heavily armed.
1231
00:55:31,804 --> 00:55:33,871
Wow! You're so pretty.
1232
00:55:33,873 --> 00:55:36,340
You're barely human,
you're so pretty.
1233
00:55:36,342 --> 00:55:37,840
And look how flexible you are.
1234
00:55:37,842 --> 00:55:38,976
Morgan, shut up.
1235
00:55:38,978 --> 00:55:41,744
No, everybody likes compliments.
1236
00:55:41,746 --> 00:55:42,713
AUDREY: She's definitely
not loving this, Morgan.
1237
00:55:42,715 --> 00:55:44,815
MORGAN: (WHISPERS)
She loves it. It's working.
1238
00:55:44,817 --> 00:55:46,382
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
You just... You are so...
1239
00:55:46,385 --> 00:55:47,686
You're so bad. (CHUCKLES)
1240
00:55:49,288 --> 00:55:52,789
Oh! Hey! Hey, are you hungry?
I'm hungry.
1241
00:55:52,791 --> 00:55:54,891
You wanna get outta here
and get a bite to eat?
1242
00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:55,893
I like you. (GROANS)
1243
00:55:57,362 --> 00:55:58,630
- (GROANING)
- Oh, my God!
1244
00:55:59,364 --> 00:56:01,701
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1245
00:56:06,304 --> 00:56:08,472
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1246
00:56:08,474 --> 00:56:09,809
Shit! They got the drive.
1247
00:56:11,043 --> 00:56:12,842
Fuck!
1248
00:56:12,844 --> 00:56:14,844
All right, kids, on my count,
send the grenades in.
1249
00:56:14,847 --> 00:56:17,748
- Let's blow this motherfucker up.
- Wait! The girls could still be in there.
1250
00:56:17,750 --> 00:56:18,916
Yeah, and if they are,
they're either surrounded
1251
00:56:18,918 --> 00:56:20,583
by terrorists or dead.
1252
00:56:20,585 --> 00:56:22,452
- Also, I don't care.
- Just give me five minutes
1253
00:56:22,454 --> 00:56:23,922
and three agents.
I need to check.
1254
00:56:23,923 --> 00:56:25,389
Oh, so four agents can die?
1255
00:56:25,391 --> 00:56:27,490
You know this is
my operation, right?
1256
00:56:27,492 --> 00:56:29,827
So just sit tight,
and let's crush this mother
1257
00:56:29,829 --> 00:56:32,695
the way we crushed Yale at
football nine years in a row.
1258
00:56:32,697 --> 00:56:35,733
And by "we," I mean Harvard.
Let's blow 'em up.
1259
00:56:35,735 --> 00:56:37,333
- AGENT: Roger that.
- Watch the show.
1260
00:56:37,335 --> 00:56:38,471
(GROANS)
1261
00:56:40,072 --> 00:56:42,639
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...
1262
00:56:42,641 --> 00:56:45,277
(IMITATES DUFFER) Actually, guys, hold up.
Abort mission.
1263
00:56:46,411 --> 00:56:47,692
- AGENT: Copy that.
- Go Crimson.
1264
00:56:51,449 --> 00:56:52,451
(HORN HONKS)
1265
00:56:56,021 --> 00:57:00,492
I ask question. If I don't
like answer, you feel pain.
1266
00:57:02,695 --> 00:57:03,697
Same as her.
1267
00:57:04,664 --> 00:57:06,797
It looks worse than it is.
1268
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,867
I have freakishly strong teeth.
1269
00:57:08,869 --> 00:57:11,771
I had braces for nine years. My
orthodontist published a paper.
1270
00:57:13,039 --> 00:57:15,338
Where is drive?
1271
00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:17,610
I already told you.
I flushed it down the toilet.
1272
00:57:19,646 --> 00:57:23,947
You lie. No, I don't.
I don't lie. No.
1273
00:57:23,949 --> 00:57:26,719
(GROANS) Oh, my God!
1274
00:57:29,822 --> 00:57:31,456
MORGAN: Please,
I'm begging you. Please.
1275
00:57:31,458 --> 00:57:32,525
Please, do me a favor
1276
00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:34,795
and eat my tit, bitch.
1277
00:57:35,695 --> 00:57:37,797
And please, please.
Please, just please
1278
00:57:38,498 --> 00:57:39,532
go fuck yourself.
1279
00:57:40,967 --> 00:57:41,865
'Cause I'd love it
1280
00:57:41,867 --> 00:57:44,003
if you would please just
go fuck yourself.
1281
00:57:55,047 --> 00:57:56,047
(GROANS)
1282
00:57:57,818 --> 00:57:59,518
(CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)
1283
00:58:08,561 --> 00:58:12,063
Trust me that I'm a terrible,
terrible liar.
1284
00:58:12,065 --> 00:58:15,833
Everybody knows when I'm lying.
(STAMMERS) I can't lie.
1285
00:58:15,835 --> 00:58:18,103
Me, too. I've never kept
a secret in my life.
1286
00:58:18,105 --> 00:58:19,704
Secrets are poison.
1287
00:58:19,706 --> 00:58:21,572
Maybe you keep secret for her.
1288
00:58:21,574 --> 00:58:24,143
No, I'll tell you anything
that you wanna know about her.
1289
00:58:24,144 --> 00:58:25,144
'Cause I know it all.
1290
00:58:26,079 --> 00:58:28,813
She texts and drives.
She does it all the time.
1291
00:58:28,815 --> 00:58:31,784
She Instagrams on the freeway.
She hashtags it "driving."
1292
00:58:31,786 --> 00:58:33,985
- What are you doing?
- I'm proving to her that
1293
00:58:33,987 --> 00:58:35,788
we don't keep secrets. Just
tell her something about me.
1294
00:58:35,789 --> 00:58:37,889
Okay, okay. Um,
1295
00:58:37,891 --> 00:58:40,192
Morgan stole her dad's
pain pills after his surgery
1296
00:58:40,193 --> 00:58:41,960
- and sold them at Coachella.
- I did.
1297
00:58:41,963 --> 00:58:44,730
Audrey was once babysitting
this eight-year-old kid
1298
00:58:44,731 --> 00:58:47,032
and she flirted with him
to get him to go to sleep.
1299
00:58:47,034 --> 00:58:48,432
His name was Liam.
1300
00:58:48,434 --> 00:58:49,969
She has sex dreams
about Minions.
1301
00:58:49,971 --> 00:58:52,771
(SIGHS) Just the one Minion
with the one eye.
1302
00:58:52,773 --> 00:58:54,572
Is that supposed to be a dick?
1303
00:58:54,574 --> 00:58:56,175
MORGAN: She googled it
on my computer,
1304
00:58:56,177 --> 00:58:58,045
and now I get
a lot of weird ads.
1305
00:58:58,813 --> 00:59:00,445
I said I was sorry.
1306
00:59:00,447 --> 00:59:01,815
Audrey shaves between her boobs.
1307
00:59:02,717 --> 00:59:03,782
Uh, Morgan kissed her cousin.
1308
00:59:03,784 --> 00:59:06,217
- I didn't know it was my cousin.
- Morgan has HPV.
1309
00:59:06,219 --> 00:59:07,853
Audrey has HPV.
1310
00:59:07,855 --> 00:59:09,487
AUDREY: Morgan had sex
in a playground once.
1311
00:59:09,489 --> 00:59:10,789
Audrey hit a dog in the face.
1312
00:59:10,791 --> 00:59:12,458
Morgan had lice as an adult.
1313
00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:14,492
Audrey can't come 'cause
she's on antidepressants.
1314
00:59:14,494 --> 00:59:16,396
I can! It just takes me
a very long time.
1315
00:59:17,597 --> 00:59:18,998
Oh, look.
1316
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,065
MORGAN: Hey, hey.
1317
00:59:21,068 --> 00:59:23,101
- It's working. It's working.
- AUDREY: Yeah.
1318
00:59:23,103 --> 00:59:25,184
What else do you wanna know?
We'll tell you anything.
1319
00:59:26,139 --> 00:59:27,641
How you know so much about her?
1320
00:59:28,242 --> 00:59:30,576
And she about you?
1321
00:59:30,577 --> 00:59:33,945
She's my best friend. We know
everything about each other.
1322
00:59:33,947 --> 00:59:35,681
You have a best friend, right?
1323
00:59:35,682 --> 00:59:36,581
Of course she has a best friend.
1324
00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:37,715
- Yeah.
- Look at her.
1325
00:59:37,717 --> 00:59:40,753
You're so charming, and you
have so many good hobbies.
1326
00:59:40,755 --> 00:59:42,155
- AUDREY: Hobbies.
- MORGAN: You do...
1327
00:59:42,157 --> 00:59:43,876
- You do have a best friend.
- AUDREY: Yeah.
1328
00:59:45,226 --> 00:59:47,059
BOTH: Tell us
about your best friend.
1329
00:59:47,061 --> 00:59:49,239
- Who is she?
- What's her name? What does she look like?
1330
00:59:49,264 --> 00:59:50,463
Bobik.
1331
00:59:51,532 --> 00:59:53,831
- AUDREY: Bobik?
- MORGAN: Bobik.
1332
00:59:53,833 --> 00:59:56,637
- Oh.
- Tell us about her. Tell us everything about her.
1333
01:00:01,842 --> 01:00:02,842
NADEDJA: Bobik.
1334
01:00:04,913 --> 01:00:06,545
- MORGAN: It's a balance beam.
- AUDREY: Oh.
1335
01:00:06,547 --> 01:00:07,981
It's a fucking balance beam.
1336
01:00:07,983 --> 01:00:09,248
- Oh, God, no.
- Your balance beam's
1337
01:00:09,251 --> 01:00:11,090
- your best fucking friend?
- What? Ah, no, no.
1338
01:00:11,887 --> 01:00:14,153
(MUFFLED GROANING)
1339
01:00:14,155 --> 01:00:16,456
(MORGAN SCREAMING)
1340
01:00:20,661 --> 01:00:21,829
Oh, fuck.
1341
01:00:24,132 --> 01:00:25,532
Oh, fuck. (GRUNTS)
1342
01:00:26,735 --> 01:00:28,034
You fucking dick, Henshaw!
1343
01:00:28,036 --> 01:00:29,036
(GRUNTS)
1344
01:00:30,806 --> 01:00:31,806
Fuck!
1345
01:00:34,309 --> 01:00:37,210
Okay. Light it up.
1346
01:00:37,211 --> 01:00:38,713
AGENT: Copy.
Sending in the grenades.
1347
01:00:45,253 --> 01:00:46,554
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1348
01:00:50,157 --> 01:00:51,259
- (GRUNTS)
- (SCREAMS)
1349
01:00:54,061 --> 01:00:55,228
What? Oh, my God!
1350
01:00:55,230 --> 01:00:56,329
(MORGAN AND AUDREY YELPING)
1351
01:00:56,331 --> 01:00:57,532
Who's that?
1352
01:00:59,067 --> 01:01:01,036
(GRUNTING)
1353
01:01:02,204 --> 01:01:03,538
(SCREAMS)
1354
01:01:05,639 --> 01:01:06,675
MORGAN: Oh, my God!
1355
01:01:26,094 --> 01:01:27,094
- Yes!
- Oh!
1356
01:01:36,972 --> 01:01:38,106
(GLASS SHATTERING)
1357
01:01:40,108 --> 01:01:41,208
Sebastian!
1358
01:01:41,210 --> 01:01:42,376
- Hello.
- Oh, my God!
1359
01:01:42,378 --> 01:01:44,579
(BOTH YELPING)
1360
01:01:45,914 --> 01:01:47,548
- Stay close.
- Thank you so much!
1361
01:01:47,949 --> 01:01:49,985
Oh, my God!
1362
01:01:52,255 --> 01:01:53,387
(YELLING)
1363
01:01:53,389 --> 01:01:55,724
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1364
01:02:00,963 --> 01:02:02,063
Oh, my God!
1365
01:02:02,065 --> 01:02:03,065
(GRUNTING)
1366
01:02:10,405 --> 01:02:12,108
(ALL COUGHING)
1367
01:02:16,344 --> 01:02:18,079
Okay, I trust you now.
1368
01:02:18,081 --> 01:02:19,882
Jesus, I should hope so.
1369
01:02:21,684 --> 01:02:23,483
AGENT: Show me your hands.
Show me your hands.
1370
01:02:23,985 --> 01:02:24,987
What?
1371
01:02:28,690 --> 01:02:29,690
Get in the fucking car.
1372
01:02:31,994 --> 01:02:32,994
Us?
1373
01:02:38,768 --> 01:02:40,103
(MORGAN SIGHS)
1374
01:02:43,106 --> 01:02:46,974
I thought that the international
intelligence office would be fancier.
1375
01:02:46,976 --> 01:02:48,375
It's a temporary space.
1376
01:02:48,376 --> 01:02:50,677
We don't wanna
call attention to ourselves.
1377
01:02:50,679 --> 01:02:52,378
I know, but can you
hang a poster?
1378
01:02:52,380 --> 01:02:54,014
Can we get a drape? Something?
1379
01:02:54,016 --> 01:02:56,182
This is what our tax dollars
are paying for?
1380
01:02:56,184 --> 01:02:58,086
You haven't paid
your taxes for three years.
1381
01:02:58,688 --> 01:03:00,387
You know that?
1382
01:03:00,389 --> 01:03:02,123
Hey, look,
Sebastian, I'm really sorry
1383
01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:03,690
I didn't give you
the drive at that cafe.
1384
01:03:03,693 --> 01:03:05,862
Nah. No, I understand.
1385
01:03:06,829 --> 01:03:08,695
Drew told you to keep it safe.
1386
01:03:08,697 --> 01:03:10,766
Can you at least tell us
what's on that drive?
1387
01:03:13,135 --> 01:03:14,735
All we know is,
1388
01:03:14,737 --> 01:03:16,836
it was made by an
international terrorist group
1389
01:03:16,838 --> 01:03:18,340
named Highland.
1390
01:03:18,342 --> 01:03:21,143
Intelligence tells us they're
planning a series of attacks.
1391
01:03:22,110 --> 01:03:24,045
If we had it,
we'd know how to stop them.
1392
01:03:28,385 --> 01:03:29,851
Henshaw, my office.
1393
01:03:30,353 --> 01:03:31,719
(GASPS)
1394
01:03:31,721 --> 01:03:34,255
What? Wait, wait.
1395
01:03:34,257 --> 01:03:36,856
This is your boss?
You're the boss?
1396
01:03:36,858 --> 01:03:39,027
We have a real-life
Judi Dench in our midst.
1397
01:03:39,028 --> 01:03:41,329
You are the boss, and yet
you have not sacrificed
1398
01:03:41,331 --> 01:03:43,731
one ounce of femininity.
1399
01:03:43,733 --> 01:03:46,333
Why have we been spending all of
this time talking to the men,
1400
01:03:46,335 --> 01:03:49,336
when this being has been
floating through the halls
1401
01:03:49,338 --> 01:03:51,373
of the building? Oh, my God!
1402
01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:54,742
- That's a compliment.
- That is the Beyonce of the government.
1403
01:03:54,744 --> 01:03:56,880
Duffer, stay here.
1404
01:03:58,916 --> 01:04:00,949
I have so much respect
for you that it has
1405
01:04:00,951 --> 01:04:03,052
circled around
into objectification.
1406
01:04:03,420 --> 01:04:05,085
Ma'am!
1407
01:04:05,088 --> 01:04:07,521
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I know I overstepped.
1408
01:04:07,523 --> 01:04:09,190
WENDY: Overstepped? No.
1409
01:04:09,193 --> 01:04:12,293
I'd say what you did
was closer to treason.
1410
01:04:12,295 --> 01:04:15,463
Treason? I was
merely trying to help.
1411
01:04:15,465 --> 01:04:19,467
How long did your doctor say that
your arm would take to heal?
1412
01:04:19,469 --> 01:04:21,202
Um, three months
for the bullet wound,
1413
01:04:21,204 --> 01:04:23,405
- one for the sprain.
- Fantastic.
1414
01:04:23,407 --> 01:04:24,873
Take four months' leave.
1415
01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:26,307
Oh, no. I assume he meant
1416
01:04:26,309 --> 01:04:28,009
the two would
heal simultaneously.
1417
01:04:28,010 --> 01:04:29,010
I know what I said.
1418
01:04:30,213 --> 01:04:31,445
DUFFER: Please
take me through this.
1419
01:04:31,447 --> 01:04:34,048
What exactly was
going through your mind
1420
01:04:34,050 --> 01:04:36,016
when you flushed it
down the toilet?
1421
01:04:36,018 --> 01:04:38,085
Were you thinking, "Oh, I know."
1422
01:04:38,088 --> 01:04:39,554
"People are dying
because of this.
1423
01:04:39,556 --> 01:04:41,155
"So here's what I'll do.
1424
01:04:41,157 --> 01:04:42,958
"I'll treat it like
a piece of shit,
1425
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:44,291
"wrapped up in toilet paper,
1426
01:04:44,293 --> 01:04:46,028
"and then flush it
down the toilet"?
1427
01:04:47,197 --> 01:04:48,396
(CHUCKLES)
1428
01:04:48,398 --> 01:04:50,565
Oh, this is funny?
Death is funny to you?
1429
01:04:50,568 --> 01:04:51,867
No, I'm sorry.
1430
01:04:52,936 --> 01:04:54,869
But that's how
you go to the bathroom?
1431
01:04:54,871 --> 01:04:56,505
Oh, great. Okay. Awesome.
1432
01:04:56,507 --> 01:04:58,005
Great. You two laugh.
1433
01:04:58,007 --> 01:05:00,509
Meanwhile, let me tell you
how many people have died
1434
01:05:00,510 --> 01:05:02,280
and will die
because of your stupidity.
1435
01:05:03,947 --> 01:05:05,813
(BOTH SNICKERING)
1436
01:05:05,815 --> 01:05:07,849
I'm sorry. Just let me
get this straight.
1437
01:05:07,851 --> 01:05:09,851
So you wrap your hands
in toilet paper,
1438
01:05:09,853 --> 01:05:11,085
and then you poop into that,
1439
01:05:11,088 --> 01:05:12,820
and then that whole contraption
1440
01:05:12,822 --> 01:05:14,155
is what you drop
into the toilet?
1441
01:05:14,157 --> 01:05:16,259
- That was just a metaphor.
- You know that the toilet is designed
1442
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:17,992
to take the work
out of it for you, right?
1443
01:05:17,994 --> 01:05:19,427
No, that's not
what I was saying.
1444
01:05:19,429 --> 01:05:21,597
I was say... I didn't say that.
1445
01:05:21,599 --> 01:05:23,431
I poop normally.
Like everybody else.
1446
01:05:23,434 --> 01:05:26,070
Of course, yes. I know.
I'm sorry. Okay.
1447
01:05:28,106 --> 01:05:30,905
Hey, uh, I wanna say goodbye.
1448
01:05:30,907 --> 01:05:32,146
(STAMMERS) Where are you going?
1449
01:05:33,244 --> 01:05:34,543
(SIGHS)
1450
01:05:34,545 --> 01:05:36,144
I've been suspended.
1451
01:05:36,146 --> 01:05:38,514
You two are to go
back to Los Angeles.
1452
01:05:38,516 --> 01:05:40,282
- What?
- What?
1453
01:05:40,284 --> 01:05:43,251
Duffer, transport these women
to de Gaulle.
1454
01:05:43,253 --> 01:05:45,188
Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am.
1455
01:05:46,923 --> 01:05:48,923
Please don't send us home.
1456
01:05:48,925 --> 01:05:51,927
Spying, not easy.
We know that now.
1457
01:05:51,929 --> 01:05:55,563
But we have been a real help
to this operation,
1458
01:05:55,565 --> 01:05:59,101
and I know the drive is gone,
but we are in this, boss.
1459
01:05:59,103 --> 01:06:01,436
And if you would
just give us a chance,
1460
01:06:01,438 --> 01:06:05,007
I think that we could be
a major resource for you.
1461
01:06:05,009 --> 01:06:09,313
Would you consider keeping us on
1462
01:06:10,914 --> 01:06:13,284
in this intelligence bureau?
1463
01:06:14,652 --> 01:06:17,288
Please. Ma'am.
1464
01:06:20,057 --> 01:06:21,059
Okay.
1465
01:06:22,059 --> 01:06:23,925
All right.
1466
01:06:23,927 --> 01:06:26,864
I am going to take
a chance on you two.
1467
01:06:28,132 --> 01:06:29,132
(CHUCKLING) Really?
1468
01:06:29,668 --> 01:06:31,202
I could really use you.
1469
01:06:31,936 --> 01:06:33,302
What?
1470
01:06:33,304 --> 01:06:34,338
Are you serious?
1471
01:06:35,507 --> 01:06:36,507
No.
1472
01:06:38,409 --> 01:06:40,344
Their flight
leaves in four hours.
1473
01:06:43,981 --> 01:06:47,048
Hey, Morgan, I think that we
should probably just head out.
1474
01:06:47,050 --> 01:06:50,085
The fact that we even survived
this is just dumb luck.
1475
01:06:50,088 --> 01:06:51,355
I really just wanna go home.
1476
01:06:51,356 --> 01:06:53,188
What? Why would you
wanna go home
1477
01:06:53,190 --> 01:06:54,523
in the middle of all this?
1478
01:06:54,525 --> 01:06:55,525
We're a part of this.
1479
01:06:55,527 --> 01:06:57,396
Come on, this isn't...
This isn't who we are.
1480
01:06:58,697 --> 01:07:00,599
Okay? We've done enough.
1481
01:07:01,965 --> 01:07:03,934
Can we please just go home?
1482
01:07:05,603 --> 01:07:06,605
I'm done.
1483
01:07:08,273 --> 01:07:11,440
- Morgan, now.
- Okay. Yes. Yes.
1484
01:07:11,443 --> 01:07:13,976
That's a great idea. Hey, Seb,
why don't you drop 'em off
1485
01:07:13,978 --> 01:07:15,378
at the airport on your way home?
1486
01:07:15,380 --> 01:07:17,280
It'll prepare you
for your next career,
1487
01:07:17,282 --> 01:07:18,550
being a SuperShuttle driver.
1488
01:07:22,086 --> 01:07:24,255
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1489
01:07:33,565 --> 01:07:35,297
Out of curiosity,
1490
01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:37,567
if we still had the drive,
what would've happened?
1491
01:07:37,568 --> 01:07:39,603
- Hypothetically?
- Yeah.
1492
01:07:39,605 --> 01:07:41,371
Uh, I'd figure out
how to de-encrypt it,
1493
01:07:41,373 --> 01:07:44,673
then see what Highland's
plans are and stop them.
1494
01:07:44,675 --> 01:07:46,612
How do you de-encrypt
something like that?
1495
01:07:47,646 --> 01:07:49,380
Why do you wanna know all this?
1496
01:07:50,983 --> 01:07:52,384
Because the drive
is in my vagina.
1497
01:07:56,621 --> 01:07:57,889
- What?
- What?
1498
01:07:57,891 --> 01:08:00,056
I mean, look, everybody kept
saying that it was so important,
1499
01:08:00,057 --> 01:08:02,291
and I wasn't gonna flush something
that important down the toilet.
1500
01:08:02,293 --> 01:08:03,592
Why didn't you
just give it to Duffer?
1501
01:08:03,594 --> 01:08:05,228
'Cause he's an asshole.
1502
01:08:05,230 --> 01:08:07,563
Wait, so when you said
you wanted to go home...
1503
01:08:07,565 --> 01:08:12,101
Yes, it was because I had the
flash drive in my vagina.
1504
01:08:12,103 --> 01:08:15,472
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1505
01:08:15,474 --> 01:08:17,641
- I know!
- Does it hurt? Does it not hurt?
1506
01:08:17,644 --> 01:08:19,074
You get used to it.
1507
01:08:19,077 --> 01:08:20,310
Wait, so you were lying
to that bitch
1508
01:08:20,311 --> 01:08:21,645
when she was torturing us?
1509
01:08:21,648 --> 01:08:23,480
- Yeah.
- And you lied to me?
1510
01:08:23,483 --> 01:08:25,347
You broke our sacred
bond of trust.
1511
01:08:25,350 --> 01:08:27,350
I know, Morgan. I'm so sorry.
1512
01:08:27,351 --> 01:08:29,720
But it's okay,
'cause it was amazing!
1513
01:08:29,721 --> 01:08:32,689
I, um... Well, I don't mean to
be impolite about this but...
1514
01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:35,328
Do you think you could
access it from the...
1515
01:08:36,161 --> 01:08:37,494
Place that...
1516
01:08:37,497 --> 01:08:39,630
- In the...
- Oh, yeah.
1517
01:08:39,631 --> 01:08:41,634
- What? Here?
- Just don't look here.
1518
01:08:42,601 --> 01:08:44,801
Oh.
1519
01:08:44,804 --> 01:08:47,270
This is good. You should get it out.
'Cause the ultimate irony would be
1520
01:08:47,273 --> 01:08:50,141
if you saved the world, and then
died of toxic shock syndrome.
1521
01:08:51,778 --> 01:08:55,579
d She'll be coming round the
mountain when she comes
1522
01:08:55,582 --> 01:08:57,983
d She'll be coming round the
mountain when she comes d
1523
01:08:59,284 --> 01:09:00,484
- Okay.
- Oh, there it is.
1524
01:09:00,487 --> 01:09:02,051
Oh.
1525
01:09:02,054 --> 01:09:03,386
Should I put it in the...
1526
01:09:03,389 --> 01:09:05,389
- No. I'll, uh...
- Like, a tissue?
1527
01:09:05,390 --> 01:09:07,393
SEBASTIAN: No, no, no.
I'll take it. I'll take it.
1528
01:09:10,796 --> 01:09:12,529
(CHUCKLES)
1529
01:09:12,532 --> 01:09:14,664
So are you gonna use that
to get your job back?
1530
01:09:14,667 --> 01:09:17,100
People at my job
just tried to kill all of us,
1531
01:09:17,103 --> 01:09:18,836
so, to be honest, I'm not sure
who to trust anymore.
1532
01:09:18,837 --> 01:09:20,506
But thank you.
1533
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,475
For trusting me.
1534
01:09:25,744 --> 01:09:27,447
Now, will you trust us?
1535
01:09:28,648 --> 01:09:30,413
To help you?
1536
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:32,850
I mean, you're injured, so I
feel like you kind of need us.
1537
01:09:32,853 --> 01:09:35,586
I mean, we're naturals.
We're operatives.
1538
01:09:35,587 --> 01:09:38,221
We're semi-professionals at this point.
Professional. We are professional.
1539
01:09:38,224 --> 01:09:39,556
(LAUGHS)
1540
01:09:39,559 --> 01:09:40,759
(AUDREY GASPING)
1541
01:09:40,761 --> 01:09:42,860
(TIRES SCREECHING)
1542
01:09:42,863 --> 01:09:44,497
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1543
01:09:54,239 --> 01:09:55,806
AUDREY: So, um...
1544
01:09:55,809 --> 01:09:57,778
Morgan, your idea of
blending in is that outfit?
1545
01:09:58,511 --> 01:09:59,677
Yeah.
1546
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:03,113
Do I not look
just like a French woman?
1547
01:10:03,115 --> 01:10:04,750
I look like a French woman.
1548
01:10:04,752 --> 01:10:06,286
You look like a French curtain.
1549
01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:08,521
Yeah, 'cause I can hang.
1550
01:10:09,255 --> 01:10:11,122
- Mmm. Mmm.
- MORGAN: Mmm-hmm?
1551
01:10:11,123 --> 01:10:13,423
Something really weird
on this drive.
1552
01:10:13,426 --> 01:10:15,126
AUDREY:
Oh, I'm sorry. Not all of us
1553
01:10:15,127 --> 01:10:17,261
are perfectly waxed
porn stars down there.
1554
01:10:17,262 --> 01:10:19,195
Some of us have stuff.
1555
01:10:19,198 --> 01:10:21,399
Oh, no, I meant
the information on it.
1556
01:10:21,402 --> 01:10:22,900
It's State Department
encryption.
1557
01:10:22,903 --> 01:10:24,136
Oh.
1558
01:10:25,137 --> 01:10:26,439
- Right.
- Figures.
1559
01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:30,641
- What do you mean?
- Meaning Highland didn't make it.
1560
01:10:30,644 --> 01:10:32,444
Your government did.
1561
01:10:32,445 --> 01:10:34,779
I can't access it.
I don't have clearance.
1562
01:10:34,782 --> 01:10:37,481
What do you mean? You're a spy.
Can't you just hack it?
1563
01:10:37,484 --> 01:10:40,519
Well, they change
the password every 24 hours.
1564
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:43,287
Even if I had a supercomputer,
it'd take days.
1565
01:10:43,289 --> 01:10:44,488
So what are you saying?
1566
01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:47,492
(SIGHS) I'm saying we can't
get onto the flash drive.
1567
01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:48,659
- What?
- There's gotta be something else
1568
01:10:48,662 --> 01:10:51,563
- we can do.
- Not unless you have access to an expert
1569
01:10:51,564 --> 01:10:53,199
in U.S. Intelligence
computer security.
1570
01:10:56,804 --> 01:10:58,137
One minute.
1571
01:11:07,648 --> 01:11:09,283
MORGAN: Um...
1572
01:11:09,817 --> 01:11:11,318
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)
1573
01:11:12,921 --> 01:11:15,386
MORGAN: Mmm-hmm.
1574
01:11:15,389 --> 01:11:18,256
(IN ENGLISH) That's all I
remember from high school French.
1575
01:11:18,257 --> 01:11:19,658
Shit. What were the lines I had
1576
01:11:19,659 --> 01:11:21,359
in that French student film?
1577
01:11:21,362 --> 01:11:22,729
Um... (SIGHS)
1578
01:11:23,796 --> 01:11:25,765
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)
1579
01:11:37,377 --> 01:11:38,412
(IN ENGLISH) Oh, God.
1580
01:11:42,315 --> 01:11:43,317
No?
1581
01:11:45,219 --> 01:11:48,353
I need to borrow this
for one minute.
1582
01:11:48,354 --> 01:11:49,555
I will be there.
1583
01:11:49,990 --> 01:11:51,425
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
1584
01:11:52,694 --> 01:11:53,694
(SCOFFS)
1585
01:11:55,829 --> 01:11:57,863
SNOWDEN: Uh-huh. Hmm.
1586
01:11:57,865 --> 01:11:59,701
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1587
01:12:04,238 --> 01:12:05,358
(IN ENGLISH) This is Edward.
1588
01:12:05,873 --> 01:12:08,841
Eddie. Eddie Snowden.
1589
01:12:08,842 --> 01:12:11,275
It's Morgan
from Buck's Rock Camp.
1590
01:12:11,278 --> 01:12:12,514
Oh, my God!
1591
01:12:13,247 --> 01:12:14,515
Morgan. Um...
1592
01:12:15,282 --> 01:12:16,815
Wow! It's been forever.
1593
01:12:16,818 --> 01:12:18,484
I, uh...
1594
01:12:18,485 --> 01:12:19,952
I sent you a bunch of emails
over the years.
1595
01:12:19,953 --> 01:12:22,253
You did? Shoot!
1596
01:12:22,256 --> 01:12:25,658
Well, that's upsetting.
I don't know where they went.
1597
01:12:25,659 --> 01:12:28,560
I thought that you might not
have your AOL account anymore.
1598
01:12:28,563 --> 01:12:30,462
Oh, yeah.
I switched to Gmail in '04.
1599
01:12:30,465 --> 01:12:33,265
Oh. Actually, I knew that.
1600
01:12:33,268 --> 01:12:35,467
Right. I guess you would.
(CHUCKLES)
1601
01:12:35,470 --> 01:12:36,903
So I've been following the news.
1602
01:12:36,904 --> 01:12:38,738
Oh, my God. Eddie.
1603
01:12:38,739 --> 01:12:40,472
You have to understand,
we didn't kill anybody.
1604
01:12:40,475 --> 01:12:41,573
On purpose.
1605
01:12:41,576 --> 01:12:43,710
Of course.
It's called a frame job.
1606
01:12:43,712 --> 01:12:45,845
They do that. (CHUCKLES)
1607
01:12:45,846 --> 01:12:48,381
Tell me what you need, Morgan.
I'm here for you.
1608
01:12:48,382 --> 01:12:49,684
Are you near a computer?
1609
01:12:51,319 --> 01:12:52,952
Always.
1610
01:12:52,953 --> 01:12:55,923
MORGAN: A capital H.
Add sign. Lowercase U.
1611
01:12:57,391 --> 01:12:58,426
Lowercase J.
1612
01:12:59,060 --> 01:13:00,326
Percentage sign.
1613
01:13:00,328 --> 01:13:02,396
- Yes, percentage.
- MORGAN: Uppercase Y.
1614
01:13:03,797 --> 01:13:06,431
- (BEEPING)
- (AUDREY GASPS)
1615
01:13:06,434 --> 01:13:07,569
Oh, my God! That's right.
1616
01:13:07,936 --> 01:13:09,903
Okay. So?
1617
01:13:09,904 --> 01:13:10,944
What are Highland's plans?
1618
01:13:12,073 --> 01:13:14,640
These aren't Highland's plans.
1619
01:13:14,641 --> 01:13:17,609
This drive is a back door
to the entire Internet.
1620
01:13:17,612 --> 01:13:20,314
Finances, emails.
Everyone's secrets.
1621
01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:23,886
We need to get out of here now.
1622
01:13:24,987 --> 01:13:26,485
We gotta go.
1623
01:13:26,488 --> 01:13:28,488
- Uh-huh.
- AUDREY: Morgan.
1624
01:13:28,489 --> 01:13:30,291
You call me
if you're ever in I. Now.
1625
01:13:31,060 --> 01:13:33,627
LA's gonna be hard.
1626
01:13:38,533 --> 01:13:41,904
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
1627
01:13:44,105 --> 01:13:45,671
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
1628
01:13:45,673 --> 01:13:47,474
MAN: (MODULATED)
I need to add another target.
1629
01:13:47,842 --> 01:13:49,710
- Double rate.
- No.
1630
01:13:49,712 --> 01:13:52,712
You already failed twice.
The girls are still alive.
1631
01:13:52,715 --> 01:13:54,680
Highland is very upset.
1632
01:13:54,682 --> 01:13:55,885
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
1633
01:13:57,351 --> 01:13:58,654
Well, hello, beautiful.
1634
01:14:03,525 --> 01:14:04,858
Baby...
1635
01:14:04,859 --> 01:14:06,060
What happened to your face?
1636
01:14:08,463 --> 01:14:09,497
(GROANS)
1637
01:14:10,498 --> 01:14:11,498
What happened to yours?
1638
01:14:20,542 --> 01:14:21,774
AUDREY: Where we goin', chief?
1639
01:14:21,777 --> 01:14:23,511
SEBASTIAN: Amsterdam.
We'll be safe there.
1640
01:14:25,146 --> 01:14:26,347
Can I help you?
1641
01:14:27,448 --> 01:14:28,484
Thank you.
1642
01:14:34,722 --> 01:14:35,824
Nice boobs.
1643
01:14:37,827 --> 01:14:38,827
Thanks.
1644
01:14:42,064 --> 01:14:45,345
SEBASTIAN: Remember, the best place to hide
is somewhere full of suspicious people.
1645
01:14:46,801 --> 01:14:49,536
MORGAN: Oh, my God,
is this what crack smells like?
1646
01:14:49,537 --> 01:14:51,505
SEBASTIAN: Is this the couple
you saw at the gymnasium?
1647
01:14:51,506 --> 01:14:53,173
Ivan and Raisa Petrenko.
1648
01:14:53,176 --> 01:14:55,076
Heads of the Highland
crime syndicate.
1649
01:14:55,078 --> 01:14:56,676
- Out of Moscow.
- Oh.
1650
01:14:56,679 --> 01:14:58,878
Oligarchs, arms dealers,
blackmailers,
1651
01:14:58,881 --> 01:15:00,713
and former gymnastic coaches.
1652
01:15:00,716 --> 01:15:04,918
And this is their trained
assassin and former student.
1653
01:15:04,921 --> 01:15:06,887
- Not a fan.
- (TV PLAYING)
1654
01:15:06,890 --> 01:15:08,957
You guys. Audrey, come here.
It's us. We're on the news.
1655
01:15:08,958 --> 01:15:10,556
Thought to be part of
a bigger terrorist plot...
1656
01:15:10,559 --> 01:15:11,826
MORGAN: We're on TV.
1657
01:15:11,828 --> 01:15:13,895
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- It's happening.
1658
01:15:13,896 --> 01:15:14,929
The women were allegedly
involved in the murder
1659
01:15:14,930 --> 01:15:16,529
of a local ophthalmologist,
1660
01:15:16,532 --> 01:15:19,600
which may have had
a sexual motive.
1661
01:15:19,601 --> 01:15:21,769
Sexual motive? Yeah. He wishes.
1662
01:15:21,770 --> 01:15:23,704
The FBI has released transcripts
1663
01:15:23,707 --> 01:15:25,773
of Facebook messages
between the suspects.
1664
01:15:25,774 --> 01:15:28,643
Oh, shit, Morgan.
It's our chats.
1665
01:15:28,645 --> 01:15:32,646
"I just wish he would die.
Is that too much to ask?"
1666
01:15:32,649 --> 01:15:34,047
(SIGHS)
1667
01:15:34,050 --> 01:15:37,451
"Just for someone to expletive
murder him," said Audrey Stockman.
1668
01:15:37,453 --> 01:15:38,653
Oh, my God.
1669
01:15:38,654 --> 01:15:43,557
"Then," Do you want me
to murder him? I totally will.
1670
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:45,560
"That's what friends are for.
1671
01:15:45,561 --> 01:15:49,899
"Music note emoji. Music note
emoji." Replied Morgan Freeman.
1672
01:15:51,801 --> 01:15:53,036
Your name is Morgan Freeman.
1673
01:15:54,069 --> 01:15:55,203
I just put that together.
1674
01:15:55,204 --> 01:15:58,739
Yeah. I can always get
a reservation wherever I want.
1675
01:15:58,742 --> 01:16:00,608
Honestly, I just don't believe
1676
01:16:00,609 --> 01:16:02,944
- that Audrey would ever do this.
- AUDREY: Oh.
1677
01:16:02,945 --> 01:16:05,246
- She's just not that kind of person.
- Wow, okay.
1678
01:16:05,247 --> 01:16:07,614
You know. She's not
that sophisticated.
1679
01:16:07,617 --> 01:16:09,149
I mean, she's 30 years old,
1680
01:16:09,152 --> 01:16:12,520
and she doesn't even
have a bed frame, so...
1681
01:16:12,521 --> 01:16:14,689
- (SIGHS)
- Box spring counts. A box spring counts.
1682
01:16:14,690 --> 01:16:15,957
- (AUDREY GROANS)
- We've talked about this.
1683
01:16:15,958 --> 01:16:17,591
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1684
01:16:17,594 --> 01:16:18,895
(GASPS)
1685
01:16:26,036 --> 01:16:27,137
Americans? (CHUCKLES)
1686
01:16:31,975 --> 01:16:34,243
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (INDISTINCT CHEERING)
1687
01:16:34,244 --> 01:16:35,244
AUDREY: Hey.
1688
01:16:35,645 --> 01:16:36,645
Hi.
1689
01:16:45,555 --> 01:16:48,091
I hope you're not upset about
what that girl said on the news.
1690
01:16:49,658 --> 01:16:52,827
Oh, well,
I'm not that surprised.
1691
01:16:52,828 --> 01:16:54,628
It's not like I've done anything
1692
01:16:54,631 --> 01:16:56,864
that impressive with my life.
1693
01:16:56,867 --> 01:16:59,234
I've seen you
do some impressive things.
1694
01:16:59,235 --> 01:17:00,903
You were a great shot
in the cafe.
1695
01:17:00,904 --> 01:17:04,073
You switched the trophies on me.
1696
01:17:04,074 --> 01:17:06,240
You didn't break
when you were being tortured.
1697
01:17:06,243 --> 01:17:08,979
Plus you had the foresight
to stick that thing up your...
1698
01:17:10,046 --> 01:17:11,612
(STAMMERS)
1699
01:17:11,613 --> 01:17:12,680
thing.
1700
01:17:12,682 --> 01:17:13,984
(CHUCKLES)
1701
01:17:16,052 --> 01:17:18,020
You know, I'm impressed
with you too.
1702
01:17:18,021 --> 01:17:19,854
You risked
your whole life for me.
1703
01:17:19,856 --> 01:17:21,890
Not many people
would have done that.
1704
01:17:21,891 --> 01:17:23,894
Including (CLICKS TONGUE)
my ex-boyfriend.
1705
01:17:26,296 --> 01:17:27,497
Yeah, about that.
1706
01:17:28,932 --> 01:17:30,067
I wanna clear something up.
1707
01:17:31,668 --> 01:17:33,904
You weren't just a cover
for Drew. That much I know.
1708
01:17:35,171 --> 01:17:36,171
How?
1709
01:17:37,574 --> 01:17:40,109
I was there the night
you two met. At your birthday.
1710
01:17:40,110 --> 01:17:41,210
What? At the bar?
1711
01:17:41,212 --> 01:17:43,177
Outside,
in the surveillance van.
1712
01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:44,747
Drew was in the bar
to take out a target.
1713
01:17:44,748 --> 01:17:46,149
- Wait, who?
- The bartender.
1714
01:17:47,018 --> 01:17:48,284
He was a recruiter for ISIS.
1715
01:17:52,356 --> 01:17:54,225
Craft bourbon cocktail
with tobacco bitters
1716
01:17:56,060 --> 01:17:57,060
and rhubarb zest.
1717
01:18:05,770 --> 01:18:07,130
Can you identify him
as the target?
1718
01:18:13,944 --> 01:18:15,610
- Oops, I'm sorry.
- Oh, sorry!
1719
01:18:15,613 --> 01:18:16,677
DREW: Happy birthday.
1720
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:18,980
No. Do not get distracted.
1721
01:18:18,983 --> 01:18:21,050
- Yeah.
- It's not my birthday.
1722
01:18:21,051 --> 01:18:22,252
- Oh.
- I, um... (CLICKS TONGUE)
1723
01:18:22,253 --> 01:18:24,619
I just kind of wear it
for warmth.
1724
01:18:24,622 --> 01:18:25,953
- DREW: Well, if it was your birthday...
- (CHUCKLES) She's funny.
1725
01:18:25,956 --> 01:18:27,655
I would say "Happy birthday."
1726
01:18:27,658 --> 01:18:29,261
Thayer, get away from her now.
1727
01:18:31,162 --> 01:18:32,896
In our line of work,
being with someone,
1728
01:18:34,099 --> 01:18:35,100
caring about them,
1729
01:18:36,634 --> 01:18:38,667
it makes our job harder.
1730
01:18:38,668 --> 01:18:41,073
So if Drew was trying
with you, then...
1731
01:18:42,873 --> 01:18:44,275
That was real.
1732
01:18:45,310 --> 01:18:47,743
And not that you
asked my opinion,
1733
01:18:47,744 --> 01:18:49,645
but the worst song
on that jukebox is.
1734
01:18:49,646 --> 01:18:50,815
Your Body Is a Wonderland.
1735
01:18:51,349 --> 01:18:52,349
No question.
1736
01:18:53,417 --> 01:18:54,917
Oh, my God! What?
1737
01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:57,353
What? No way!
Absolutely not. No.
1738
01:18:57,354 --> 01:19:00,122
(LAUGHING)
1739
01:19:00,125 --> 01:19:01,824
Um, I lost my virginity
to that song.
1740
01:19:01,827 --> 01:19:03,792
- What?
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
1741
01:19:03,795 --> 01:19:05,796
To who? The cheesiest
person in the world?
1742
01:19:06,163 --> 01:19:07,597
Oh!
1743
01:19:08,432 --> 01:19:11,000
Oh, hey, guys.
1744
01:19:11,002 --> 01:19:13,939
Uh, rookworst, am I right?
1745
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:17,242
(MAN GROANING)
1746
01:19:18,810 --> 01:19:20,342
(MAN DEFECATING)
1747
01:19:20,345 --> 01:19:23,014
(LAUGHS) It always works.
It's actually kind of funny.
1748
01:19:25,850 --> 01:19:26,949
(MUFFLED) Audrey!
1749
01:19:26,952 --> 01:19:28,217
AUDREY: Oh, my God! Morgan.
1750
01:19:28,220 --> 01:19:29,220
She talks too much.
1751
01:19:30,387 --> 01:19:31,689
Duffer.
1752
01:19:32,690 --> 01:19:34,791
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1753
01:19:34,792 --> 01:19:36,059
Jesus!
1754
01:19:36,060 --> 01:19:37,327
Oh, my God!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
1755
01:19:37,328 --> 01:19:39,295
Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Move! Move!
1756
01:19:39,296 --> 01:19:40,296
(GROANS)
1757
01:19:40,297 --> 01:19:42,030
Hands up.
1758
01:19:42,033 --> 01:19:43,333
- AUDREY: Okay.
- That's both hands, cripple.
1759
01:19:43,336 --> 01:19:44,833
(GROANS)
1760
01:19:44,836 --> 01:19:46,403
DUFFER: Come on, Seb. Higher.
1761
01:19:46,404 --> 01:19:47,837
(PANTING)
1762
01:19:47,838 --> 01:19:49,706
Just because I can.
1763
01:19:49,707 --> 01:19:51,875
What's this about,
Duffer? Revenge?
1764
01:19:51,877 --> 01:19:53,243
I was suspended. You won.
1765
01:19:53,246 --> 01:19:54,845
Come on, man. I know I won.
1766
01:19:56,215 --> 01:19:58,182
I'm just here for this.
1767
01:19:59,717 --> 01:20:03,118
Of course, now I have a few
loose ends to tie up.
1768
01:20:03,121 --> 01:20:04,753
- (MUFFLED SHOUTING)
- Hey! Hey!
1769
01:20:04,756 --> 01:20:07,490
Okay! He has nothing
to do with this, okay?
1770
01:20:07,493 --> 01:20:09,493
I promise you this is
just Morgan and me.
1771
01:20:09,494 --> 01:20:11,127
Why don't you
go back to the CIA,
1772
01:20:11,130 --> 01:20:13,329
- and tell them that?
- DUFFER: Jesus!
1773
01:20:13,332 --> 01:20:15,131
You don't know
that I'm the bad guy?
1774
01:20:15,134 --> 01:20:16,199
What?
1775
01:20:16,202 --> 01:20:18,068
He's not here on CIA business.
1776
01:20:18,069 --> 01:20:19,801
He's working for Highland now.
1777
01:20:19,804 --> 01:20:21,837
You have no idea
how much the Chinese mafia's
1778
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:23,207
willing to pay for this.
1779
01:20:23,208 --> 01:20:26,010
Or the Russian mafia.
Multiple mafias want this.
1780
01:20:26,011 --> 01:20:27,211
And, on that note,
1781
01:20:27,212 --> 01:20:29,412
I'll finish you all off
and be on my way.
1782
01:20:29,414 --> 01:20:32,182
As much fun as it's been
watching you fucktards play.
1783
01:20:32,185 --> 01:20:33,618
Tinker Tailor Stoner Spy.
1784
01:20:37,489 --> 01:20:39,823
(MUFFLED GRUNT)
1785
01:20:39,824 --> 01:20:42,292
- (GASPS) Okay, I got it.
- That's a joke, Audrey.
1786
01:20:42,295 --> 01:20:44,028
It's funny, because I'm funny. You
know what? It doesn't matter.
1787
01:20:44,029 --> 01:20:46,095
Because there's one thing
that's mightier than the pen,
1788
01:20:46,097 --> 01:20:47,898
and it's called
a fucking handgun!
1789
01:20:47,899 --> 01:20:50,266
- Oh, my God!
- So, for heckling me, Audrey...
1790
01:20:50,269 --> 01:20:51,534
Oh, my God. Please don't do this.
Please don't do this.
1791
01:20:51,537 --> 01:20:53,002
Duffer, don't do this.
1792
01:20:53,005 --> 01:20:54,404
- You die first.
- SEBASTIAN: Duffer!
1793
01:20:54,407 --> 01:20:55,407
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1794
01:20:56,074 --> 01:20:57,474
(SCREAMING)
1795
01:20:57,475 --> 01:20:58,475
(NECK SNAPS)
1796
01:21:00,112 --> 01:21:02,078
Oh.
1797
01:21:02,081 --> 01:21:05,417
This man, he want
to rob from us, right?
1798
01:21:09,055 --> 01:21:11,221
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
Yes. Absolutely.
1799
01:21:11,224 --> 01:21:13,259
- MORGAN: Oh, my God! Really, it's scary.
- Yes.
1800
01:21:19,832 --> 01:21:21,231
AUDREY: How did he find us?
1801
01:21:21,234 --> 01:21:23,194
SEBASTIAN: I don't know.
We took every precaution.
1802
01:21:24,470 --> 01:21:25,436
We only used cash.
1803
01:21:25,439 --> 01:21:26,738
No phones.
1804
01:21:30,243 --> 01:21:31,307
Morgan.
1805
01:21:31,310 --> 01:21:32,310
Hmm?
1806
01:21:32,944 --> 01:21:34,814
Did you call your parents again?
1807
01:21:36,550 --> 01:21:38,282
Yes. I had to.
1808
01:21:38,283 --> 01:21:40,083
My father was gonna think
that I was dead
1809
01:21:40,086 --> 01:21:41,150
if he found out about Roger.
1810
01:21:41,153 --> 01:21:44,087
So I went to a souvenir shop,
I got a burner phone.
1811
01:21:44,090 --> 01:21:46,323
I picked it up. One second,
"Hi, I'm alive."
1812
01:21:46,326 --> 01:21:48,326
And then I threw it
in the dumpster.
1813
01:21:48,328 --> 01:21:50,261
They can't trace a call
if it's less than two minutes.
1814
01:21:50,264 --> 01:21:52,430
- That's not a thing anymore.
- That's not a thing!
1815
01:21:52,431 --> 01:21:53,963
Well, I know that now.
1816
01:21:53,966 --> 01:21:56,033
- Ugh...
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
1817
01:21:56,034 --> 01:21:57,935
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
He's coming back to life.
1818
01:21:57,936 --> 01:21:59,139
He's reanimating.
1819
01:22:03,609 --> 01:22:06,543
Okay, it's a phone.
That makes more sense.
1820
01:22:06,546 --> 01:22:08,345
It needs a thumbprint.
1821
01:22:08,347 --> 01:22:10,180
- There's the thumb.
- Seriously?
1822
01:22:10,182 --> 01:22:11,783
I'm standing, so I can't do it.
1823
01:22:12,519 --> 01:22:13,519
Oh, my God.
1824
01:22:15,454 --> 01:22:16,822
AUDREY: Ugh.
1825
01:22:18,358 --> 01:22:20,457
It says, "Text me
when you get the package."
1826
01:22:20,460 --> 01:22:22,060
Um...
1827
01:22:22,061 --> 01:22:25,396
Tell him we have the package,
and ask where the drop is.
1828
01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:27,931
Oh, shit.
It's locked again. Hold on.
1829
01:22:27,934 --> 01:22:30,201
- (CELL PHONE BEEPS)
- Oh, oh.
1830
01:22:30,203 --> 01:22:32,436
He said, "Bring it
to Operation Albrecht."
1831
01:22:32,439 --> 01:22:34,104
- Okay.
- What's Operation Albrecht?
1832
01:22:34,106 --> 01:22:35,274
I'm checking his emails.
1833
01:22:37,109 --> 01:22:38,342
Ah.
1834
01:22:38,345 --> 01:22:41,313
He's been communicating with
someone named Hunter Pierce.
1835
01:22:41,314 --> 01:22:42,479
So a gay porn star.
1836
01:22:42,481 --> 01:22:44,515
- (AUDREY CHUCKLES)
- Uh...
1837
01:22:44,518 --> 01:22:47,152
Highland was planning
to buy the drive from Duffer.
1838
01:22:47,154 --> 01:22:48,822
They called it
Operation Albrecht.
1839
01:22:49,588 --> 01:22:51,355
It's going down tomorrow night.
1840
01:22:51,358 --> 01:22:54,259
There's a gala in Berlin
at the Museum of Technology.
1841
01:22:54,261 --> 01:22:57,163
Text him back and say we'll
meet them there with the drive.
1842
01:22:59,533 --> 01:23:02,199
The phone is locked again.
I need the thumbprint.
1843
01:23:02,202 --> 01:23:03,902
You know what? Forget it.
1844
01:23:03,904 --> 01:23:05,573
(AUDREY INHALES SHARPLY)
1845
01:23:07,140 --> 01:23:08,472
- Okay.
- Oh, the thumb! Yes!
1846
01:23:08,475 --> 01:23:09,476
Audrey...
1847
01:23:12,045 --> 01:23:14,378
(MORGAN GAGGING) Oh, my God!
1848
01:23:14,381 --> 01:23:15,381
(GAGS)
1849
01:23:17,984 --> 01:23:19,224
- (AUDREY GRUNTS)
- (BONE SNAPS)
1850
01:23:22,657 --> 01:23:24,088
Thumbs up.
1851
01:23:24,091 --> 01:23:25,091
- Go.
- (GRUNTS)
1852
01:23:29,529 --> 01:23:32,029
SEBASTIAN: So here's the plan.
We go to Berlin.
1853
01:23:32,032 --> 01:23:34,164
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1854
01:23:34,167 --> 01:23:36,268
AUDREY: Wait, we're gonna walk
right into this gala?
1855
01:23:36,270 --> 01:23:39,104
SEBASTIAN: No. We pose as
two people on the guest list.
1856
01:23:39,105 --> 01:23:41,239
The Canadian ambassador
and his wife.
1857
01:23:41,242 --> 01:23:43,140
AUDREY: Uh, won't people know
what they look like?
1858
01:23:43,143 --> 01:23:44,275
SEBASTIAN: (CHUCKLES) No.
1859
01:23:44,278 --> 01:23:46,345
No one ever remembers
what Canadians look like.
1860
01:23:46,346 --> 01:23:48,181
They land at Tegel Airport
at 2:00 p.m.
1861
01:23:49,115 --> 01:23:50,615
MORGAN: Can I do an accent?
1862
01:23:50,618 --> 01:23:52,318
- SEBASTIAN: Please don't.
- I know what I'm gonna do.
1863
01:23:52,319 --> 01:23:54,587
(IN COCKNEY ACCENT)
Hiya! Is you the Mullicays?
1864
01:23:54,588 --> 01:23:55,588
Perfect. I'm Bill.
1865
01:23:56,989 --> 01:23:58,423
I know what you're thinking.
1866
01:23:58,426 --> 01:24:00,192
How'd a bloke from the East End
1867
01:24:00,194 --> 01:24:01,960
get all the way
to Berlin, Germany?
1868
01:24:01,962 --> 01:24:04,662
Well, I will tell you
on the way to the car.
1869
01:24:04,664 --> 01:24:08,100
I said, "What are you
doing here, Queen?"
1870
01:24:08,101 --> 01:24:11,002
She said, "I was
bored up in that castle."
1871
01:24:11,005 --> 01:24:12,239
"I had to get out."
1872
01:24:17,011 --> 01:24:18,613
Okay, let's drive then.
1873
01:24:19,479 --> 01:24:21,012
(THUDDING)
1874
01:24:21,015 --> 01:24:23,314
No! We're being robbed.
1875
01:24:23,317 --> 01:24:25,184
- No! Not again.
- (BOTH SCREAMING)
1876
01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:28,421
- Sorry.
- MORGAN: Please, no. I've a little girl at home.
1877
01:24:28,422 --> 01:24:30,488
- Okay. We gotta go!
- Me wife is dead.
1878
01:24:30,490 --> 01:24:32,457
- Go. Get out. They're asleep!
- She needs a new kidney.
1879
01:24:32,460 --> 01:24:35,260
- Morgan, no, let's just...
- (IN NORMAL VOICE) I came up with a story.
1880
01:24:39,266 --> 01:24:40,301
(CAR LOCK BEEPS)
1881
01:24:43,470 --> 01:24:45,273
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1882
01:24:47,609 --> 01:24:49,243
(TRAIN HORN HONKING)
1883
01:24:52,012 --> 01:24:54,148
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1884
01:25:02,023 --> 01:25:04,490
AUDREY: I hope I look like
the Canadian ambassador's wife.
1885
01:25:04,493 --> 01:25:06,659
I hope I look like Chris
Kirkpatrick from NSYNC.
1886
01:25:06,662 --> 01:25:09,060
- Am I done?
- MORGAN: Yeah. You're good.
1887
01:25:09,063 --> 01:25:10,430
I just think if one of us is
changing her look,
1888
01:25:10,431 --> 01:25:12,064
then the other
should change her look
1889
01:25:12,065 --> 01:25:13,131
for disguise reasons.
1890
01:25:13,134 --> 01:25:16,237
Like, you're about to look
like Amanda Mullicay.
1891
01:25:17,171 --> 01:25:18,439
And I'm about to look like...
1892
01:25:20,041 --> 01:25:22,609
Shit. I'm about
to look like you.
1893
01:25:22,610 --> 01:25:24,677
Not that it's a bad look.
It's just we switched places,
1894
01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:27,279
so if they're looking
for a blonde and a brunette,
1895
01:25:27,282 --> 01:25:29,081
then we're still gonna be
a blonde and a brunette.
1896
01:25:29,082 --> 01:25:30,283
Oh, we fucked up.
1897
01:25:30,284 --> 01:25:32,385
I hope this isn't
what gets us killed tonight.
1898
01:25:32,386 --> 01:25:35,822
No. Hey, we're
not gonna die tonight.
1899
01:25:35,823 --> 01:25:37,626
You're right, we're not.
But if we do...
1900
01:25:38,793 --> 01:25:41,127
- We're not, but if we do...
- Oh, my God.
1901
01:25:41,128 --> 01:25:43,729
I know a lot of horrific stuff
has happened this week,
1902
01:25:43,731 --> 01:25:45,032
but, um...
1903
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:48,069
It has been
the best week of my life.
1904
01:25:49,537 --> 01:25:52,338
- Really?
- Yeah, just being out here, like,
1905
01:25:52,341 --> 01:25:55,574
on this adventure, with you,
1906
01:25:55,577 --> 01:25:58,377
doing the right thing,
and nobody's judging me...
1907
01:25:58,380 --> 01:25:59,515
I don't know.
1908
01:26:00,649 --> 01:26:02,050
Do you normally feel judged?
1909
01:26:03,118 --> 01:26:04,283
You know that thing
that Drew said to me
1910
01:26:04,286 --> 01:26:06,319
about me being a little much?
1911
01:26:06,320 --> 01:26:08,587
It's not the first time
I've heard that.
1912
01:26:08,590 --> 01:26:10,489
You're not "a little much."
1913
01:26:10,492 --> 01:26:12,759
I am. I am "a little much."
I'm a lot much.
1914
01:26:12,761 --> 01:26:14,862
No, you're not.
1915
01:26:14,863 --> 01:26:16,195
The only people
who don't think so
1916
01:26:16,198 --> 01:26:17,396
are you and my parents.
1917
01:26:17,399 --> 01:26:19,234
That's 'cause
everyone else is boring.
1918
01:26:21,670 --> 01:26:23,738
(CRYING)
1919
01:26:23,739 --> 01:26:24,739
Sorry.
1920
01:26:26,842 --> 01:26:28,574
I'm so proud of you.
1921
01:26:28,577 --> 01:26:29,877
Honey, I'm proud of you.
1922
01:26:29,878 --> 01:26:31,412
(BOTH SNIFFLING)
1923
01:26:32,280 --> 01:26:33,282
Oh, my God.
1924
01:26:36,284 --> 01:26:37,717
- MORGAN: So, don't...
- AUDREY: Don't die, okay?
1925
01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:39,787
MORGAN: Please don't die,
because then I would die,
1926
01:26:39,788 --> 01:26:42,622
and then we would both be dead,
and that would be a waste.
1927
01:26:42,625 --> 01:26:45,527
(OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1928
01:26:57,405 --> 01:26:59,774
Morgan. Are you in position?
1929
01:26:59,775 --> 01:27:01,475
Yeah, I was born in position.
1930
01:27:01,476 --> 01:27:03,543
Yes, everyone's
born in position.
1931
01:27:03,546 --> 01:27:05,712
That's why they call it
the fetal position.
1932
01:27:05,715 --> 01:27:07,279
Right. Yeah, I just got that.
1933
01:27:07,282 --> 01:27:08,783
(CHUCKLES)
1934
01:27:08,784 --> 01:27:11,685
- Amanda.
- Ethan.
1935
01:27:11,688 --> 01:27:14,356
Just act natural.
Just another normal night.
1936
01:27:16,158 --> 01:27:17,457
Yeah.
1937
01:27:17,460 --> 01:27:18,658
MORGAN: Performing with
Cirque du Soleil
1938
01:27:18,661 --> 01:27:20,528
is actually a top three
dream of mine.
1939
01:27:20,529 --> 01:27:21,628
I'm highly prepared
for this mission.
1940
01:27:21,631 --> 01:27:24,765
I was a C.I.T. in Acrobatics
and Clowning at camp.
1941
01:27:24,766 --> 01:27:26,766
It was competitive
and I excelled.
1942
01:27:26,769 --> 01:27:28,935
Once again, Morgan, you're not
performing with the troupe.
1943
01:27:28,938 --> 01:27:31,939
Your job is to stay backstage
and watch the surveillance.
1944
01:27:31,940 --> 01:27:33,440
We need to locate the buyer.
1945
01:27:33,443 --> 01:27:34,711
Okay. But... But...
1946
01:27:35,944 --> 01:27:38,311
Not just for one song?
1947
01:27:38,314 --> 01:27:39,447
- SEBASTIAN: No.
- I hear you.
1948
01:27:39,448 --> 01:27:41,515
But wouldn't I be better able
to identify the mark
1949
01:27:41,516 --> 01:27:43,484
if I was spinning around on
that silver spinning thingy?
1950
01:27:43,485 --> 01:27:44,819
- SEBASTIAN: No.
- Copy that.
1951
01:27:44,820 --> 01:27:46,453
But what if
I was on the trapeze?
1952
01:27:46,456 --> 01:27:48,389
In which I am trained.
1953
01:27:48,390 --> 01:27:50,190
- No.
- Affirmative.
1954
01:27:50,193 --> 01:27:51,193
Mongoose standing down.
1955
01:27:52,295 --> 01:27:53,462
(GRUNTS)
1956
01:27:53,729 --> 01:27:55,195
Hey!
1957
01:27:55,198 --> 01:27:57,600
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1958
01:28:01,371 --> 01:28:02,603
PERFORMERS: Hey!
1959
01:28:02,604 --> 01:28:05,974
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1960
01:28:05,975 --> 01:28:08,475
MORGAN: You guys, you guys,
I see someone suspicious.
1961
01:28:08,478 --> 01:28:11,212
Okay. Stay calm.
1962
01:28:11,213 --> 01:28:13,514
- Can you describe them?
- Okay.
1963
01:28:13,515 --> 01:28:15,582
He's got an insane
twirly mustache.
1964
01:28:15,585 --> 01:28:17,251
He's got the big bushy
scary eyebrows.
1965
01:28:17,252 --> 01:28:18,354
And... (SCOFFS)
1966
01:28:19,521 --> 01:28:21,689
Yep. Yep.
He's holding a bag of money.
1967
01:28:21,692 --> 01:28:23,859
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have our buyer.
1968
01:28:23,860 --> 01:28:25,661
Yeah, I think that guy's
part of the show.
1969
01:28:25,662 --> 01:28:27,528
Yeah, Morgan, I don't think
an actual bad guy
1970
01:28:27,529 --> 01:28:29,363
would look like
an evil Mr. Monopoly.
1971
01:28:29,364 --> 01:28:30,698
MORGAN: I don't know.
1972
01:28:30,701 --> 01:28:32,833
I gotta go with my gut
on this. I'm sorry.
1973
01:28:32,836 --> 01:28:34,771
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1974
01:28:35,838 --> 01:28:36,873
Oh.
1975
01:28:49,351 --> 01:28:52,286
(ALL CHEERING)
1976
01:28:52,287 --> 01:28:54,523
And I was mistaken.
He is a part of the show.
1977
01:28:54,524 --> 01:28:56,627
I repeat,
he is a part of the show.
1978
01:28:57,860 --> 01:29:00,462
- PERFORMER: Oh!
- (ALL LAUGHING)
1979
01:29:00,463 --> 01:29:02,296
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1980
01:29:02,297 --> 01:29:03,465
(GASPS)
1981
01:29:03,466 --> 01:29:05,833
- What?
- That's Tom and Marsha.
1982
01:29:05,836 --> 01:29:07,970
Drew's fake parents.
Or whoever they are.
1983
01:29:15,311 --> 01:29:17,578
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1984
01:29:17,581 --> 01:29:20,414
Morgan, get backstage.
I've been blown.
1985
01:29:20,417 --> 01:29:21,551
(MORGAN GIGGLES)
1986
01:29:22,853 --> 01:29:23,853
Who has blown you?
1987
01:29:24,587 --> 01:29:25,921
Morgan, it's not funny.
1988
01:29:25,922 --> 01:29:29,423
I agree. There's nothing funny
about you being blown. (GIGGLING)
1989
01:29:29,426 --> 01:29:30,725
SEBASTIAN:
Okay. You two, stay together
1990
01:29:30,728 --> 01:29:31,926
and in plain sight
until I get back.
1991
01:29:31,929 --> 01:29:33,663
You, uh... You put the drive
somewhere safe?
1992
01:29:34,597 --> 01:29:35,963
Very safe.
1993
01:29:35,966 --> 01:29:37,568
Is it the same place
as last time?
1994
01:29:37,935 --> 01:29:39,336
You'll see.
1995
01:29:41,305 --> 01:29:42,864
I don't actually mean,
like, you'll see.
1996
01:29:44,475 --> 01:29:45,474
- Please just go.
- Yeah.
1997
01:29:45,475 --> 01:29:46,574
Okay.
1998
01:29:46,577 --> 01:29:48,679
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1999
01:29:59,655 --> 01:30:01,422
(SPEAKING GERMAN)
2000
01:30:01,425 --> 01:30:02,585
(IN ENGLISH) No smoking, sir.
2001
01:30:02,860 --> 01:30:04,426
Oh.
2002
01:30:04,427 --> 01:30:06,296
I'm sorry. Awful habit, I know.
2003
01:30:07,899 --> 01:30:09,497
- You want one?
- I don't smoke, sir.
2004
01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:10,599
Yeah, neither do I.
2005
01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:12,336
(GROANING)
2006
01:30:25,984 --> 01:30:27,283
(GROANS)
2007
01:30:27,985 --> 01:30:29,887
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
2008
01:30:33,925 --> 01:30:34,925
AUDREY: Sebastian...
2009
01:30:36,460 --> 01:30:37,628
Sebastian, you got a text.
2010
01:30:41,398 --> 01:30:42,734
Sebastian, is everything okay?
2011
01:31:13,698 --> 01:31:15,497
Morgan, Sebastian's
not responding.
2012
01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:17,167
MORGAN: Oh, my God!
That's really bad.
2013
01:31:17,168 --> 01:31:19,534
Or not. I don't wanna scare
you. Could mean anything.
2014
01:31:19,537 --> 01:31:21,770
The buyer texted me.
I have to go meet him.
2015
01:31:21,773 --> 01:31:23,939
- Or her.
- Thank you. I was gonna say,
2016
01:31:23,942 --> 01:31:25,774
women can be terrorists too.
2017
01:31:25,777 --> 01:31:27,710
We can do anything
we put our minds to.
2018
01:31:27,712 --> 01:31:28,743
Can you see if you can
get eyes on Sebastian?
2019
01:31:28,746 --> 01:31:30,012
He couldn't have gotten far.
2020
01:31:30,015 --> 01:31:31,050
Okay.
2021
01:31:33,551 --> 01:31:34,817
Yeah. In that case,
2022
01:31:34,819 --> 01:31:36,719
I am gonna climb
the ladder. I know...
2023
01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:38,121
(STATIC)
2024
01:31:38,122 --> 01:31:39,256
Morgan?
2025
01:31:39,257 --> 01:31:41,958
Trapeze platform really
is the best vantage point.
2026
01:31:41,961 --> 01:31:43,592
Morgan!
2027
01:31:43,595 --> 01:31:44,729
(SIGHS) Oh, my God.
2028
01:32:00,444 --> 01:32:01,747
- (GUN COCKS)
- (GASPS)
2029
01:32:04,149 --> 01:32:05,382
Audrey. Oh, my God!
2030
01:32:05,818 --> 01:32:07,019
What the fuck?
2031
01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:09,889
Okay.
2032
01:32:11,055 --> 01:32:12,189
Okay.
2033
01:32:12,190 --> 01:32:14,489
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
2034
01:32:14,492 --> 01:32:16,592
Audrey, the goldfinch
has reached
2035
01:32:16,595 --> 01:32:18,461
her very precarious perch.
2036
01:32:18,462 --> 01:32:20,229
I think I'm about, I don't know,
2037
01:32:20,231 --> 01:32:21,867
2,000 feet off the ground.
2038
01:32:23,002 --> 01:32:24,002
Huh.
2039
01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:28,841
No.
2040
01:32:29,108 --> 01:32:30,775
(MORGAN GASPS)
2041
01:32:35,648 --> 01:32:37,783
Okay. I'm gonna go. Wait.
2042
01:32:38,783 --> 01:32:39,952
What? Excuse me.
2043
01:32:40,685 --> 01:32:41,854
Give me the ladder.
2044
01:32:42,755 --> 01:32:43,819
Fuck me.
2045
01:32:43,822 --> 01:32:46,023
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
2046
01:32:46,024 --> 01:32:48,257
- Drew, you're supposed to be dead.
- Dead. Yeah.
2047
01:32:48,260 --> 01:32:50,661
I was right on the edge.
2048
01:32:50,662 --> 01:32:53,032
But the idea of you being
out there kept me alive.
2049
01:32:54,266 --> 01:32:55,600
I'm here to save you.
2050
01:32:56,702 --> 01:32:58,801
- Me?
- And to stop Henshaw.
2051
01:32:58,804 --> 01:33:00,972
What? Sebastian?
No, he's helping us.
2052
01:33:01,974 --> 01:33:03,809
Audrey, do you know
about Highland?
2053
01:33:05,109 --> 01:33:06,810
Yeah.
2054
01:33:06,811 --> 01:33:08,046
Sebastian works for Highland.
2055
01:33:10,615 --> 01:33:11,981
No. That's not possible.
2056
01:33:11,984 --> 01:33:13,716
Why would he come
and risk his life?
2057
01:33:13,719 --> 01:33:15,018
Why would he get fired?
2058
01:33:15,020 --> 01:33:16,552
What did he tell you?
Did he tell you
2059
01:33:16,555 --> 01:33:18,622
you're here to find
a buyer for the drive?
2060
01:33:18,623 --> 01:33:20,556
You're just here
so he can kill me.
2061
01:33:20,559 --> 01:33:22,627
He was using you
as bait to find me.
2062
01:33:23,729 --> 01:33:25,131
He knew that
I'd come back for you.
2063
01:33:26,298 --> 01:33:27,865
That I'd never let him hurt you.
2064
01:33:29,135 --> 01:33:30,135
And now, here I am.
2065
01:33:31,304 --> 01:33:33,203
Yeah.
2066
01:33:33,206 --> 01:33:35,206
Audrey, I have some bad news.
2067
01:33:35,207 --> 01:33:37,875
Nadedja is still alive,
2068
01:33:37,877 --> 01:33:40,278
and she is on the other
trapeze platform
2069
01:33:40,279 --> 01:33:41,845
right now.
2070
01:33:41,847 --> 01:33:43,247
She might have a bomb on her.
I don't know.
2071
01:33:43,248 --> 01:33:45,582
Maybe this is one
of the terrorist attacks.
2072
01:33:45,583 --> 01:33:46,515
That doesn't really
make any sense.
2073
01:33:46,518 --> 01:33:48,685
She doesn't seem
like a suicide bomber.
2074
01:33:48,686 --> 01:33:50,921
That girl has high self-esteem.
2075
01:33:50,923 --> 01:33:52,125
She's so full of herself.
2076
01:33:54,694 --> 01:33:56,860
The point is, Audrey,
I'm looking at her,
2077
01:33:56,863 --> 01:33:59,329
and she definitely
does wanna kill me.
2078
01:33:59,332 --> 01:34:01,198
And then she's gonna
come after you.
2079
01:34:01,201 --> 01:34:03,600
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
2080
01:34:03,603 --> 01:34:06,072
So I think I gotta fix this.
2081
01:34:07,039 --> 01:34:10,007
(EXCITED CHATTERING)
2082
01:34:10,010 --> 01:34:11,877
- (NECK CRACKS)
- MORGAN: I can do this.
2083
01:34:12,712 --> 01:34:14,612
Remember your training
2084
01:34:14,613 --> 01:34:15,934
from the New Jersey
Circus Center.
2085
01:34:18,818 --> 01:34:20,052
(NADEDJA YELLING)
2086
01:34:21,587 --> 01:34:22,889
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2087
01:34:26,658 --> 01:34:28,225
(YELLING)
2088
01:34:28,228 --> 01:34:30,997
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
2089
01:34:31,930 --> 01:34:34,033
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2090
01:34:36,603 --> 01:34:37,703
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
2091
01:34:48,148 --> 01:34:51,382
(SCREAMING)
2092
01:34:51,385 --> 01:34:53,951
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2093
01:34:53,953 --> 01:34:56,220
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
2094
01:34:56,222 --> 01:34:57,988
Could I just ask you something?
2095
01:34:57,990 --> 01:34:59,059
Anything.
2096
01:35:00,894 --> 01:35:02,226
Did you leave that drive
in my apartment
2097
01:35:02,229 --> 01:35:04,962
because you thought
that I would never leave?
2098
01:35:04,963 --> 01:35:08,067
That I wouldn't grow?
That I wouldn't go anywhere?
2099
01:35:08,069 --> 01:35:10,135
Did you send me to Vienna
because you just
2100
01:35:10,136 --> 01:35:11,836
assumed that I wouldn't
question anything?
2101
01:35:11,837 --> 01:35:13,605
No. No. No, no. I mean...
2102
01:35:15,908 --> 01:35:16,976
I underestimated you.
2103
01:35:18,112 --> 01:35:19,246
You hurt me.
2104
01:35:21,381 --> 01:35:22,815
I'm so sorry.
2105
01:35:24,350 --> 01:35:25,350
I had to.
2106
01:35:27,253 --> 01:35:29,155
But now, seeing everything
that you've done,
2107
01:35:31,724 --> 01:35:32,993
I've never loved you more.
2108
01:35:35,694 --> 01:35:36,694
Do you love me?
2109
01:35:37,264 --> 01:35:38,932
I love you, Audrey Stockman.
2110
01:35:41,734 --> 01:35:44,136
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2111
01:35:44,137 --> 01:35:46,971
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2112
01:35:46,974 --> 01:35:48,007
Looks very real to me.
2113
01:35:49,275 --> 01:35:50,845
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
2114
01:35:54,148 --> 01:35:57,149
What was the name
of the nun that beat you
2115
01:35:57,150 --> 01:35:59,984
- in whatever fucking orphanage...
- (YELLS)
2116
01:35:59,987 --> 01:36:01,787
you grew up in, you skank?
2117
01:36:01,788 --> 01:36:03,123
Ow. Ow.
2118
01:36:12,032 --> 01:36:13,766
(AUDIENCE GASPING)
2119
01:36:14,368 --> 01:36:15,368
(GRUNTS)
2120
01:36:16,703 --> 01:36:18,706
- (SHUDDERS)
- (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
2121
01:36:22,342 --> 01:36:25,042
(CHOKING)
2122
01:36:25,045 --> 01:36:26,177
(GRUNTS)
2123
01:36:26,180 --> 01:36:27,813
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)
2124
01:36:27,814 --> 01:36:31,018
(MORGAN CHOKING)
2125
01:36:36,423 --> 01:36:37,992
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2126
01:36:39,360 --> 01:36:40,958
(LAUGHING)
2127
01:36:40,961 --> 01:36:42,962
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
2128
01:36:52,072 --> 01:36:55,909
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
2129
01:36:58,412 --> 01:37:02,016
(PANTING)
2130
01:37:04,185 --> 01:37:06,320
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
2131
01:37:07,055 --> 01:37:10,890
(PANTING)
2132
01:37:18,233 --> 01:37:21,435
Audrey. Audrey, I did it.
2133
01:37:23,104 --> 01:37:24,171
We're safe.
2134
01:37:26,207 --> 01:37:27,208
Audrey.
2135
01:37:28,944 --> 01:37:30,078
Audrey?
2136
01:37:32,279 --> 01:37:33,280
Shit!
2137
01:37:34,849 --> 01:37:36,417
Your boss give you
any new spy gadgets?
2138
01:37:37,219 --> 01:37:38,219
Uh, no.
2139
01:37:38,953 --> 01:37:40,118
DREW: Canadian now?
2140
01:37:40,121 --> 01:37:43,256
- Eh! (LAUGHS)
- Eh! Good.
2141
01:37:43,257 --> 01:37:47,061
- Oh, um... I wouldn't open that.
- Is that gonna blow my head off?
2142
01:37:47,429 --> 01:37:49,261
AUDREY: Hmm?
2143
01:37:49,264 --> 01:37:51,797
Thousand guesses, never
would've landed on "thumb."
2144
01:37:51,800 --> 01:37:53,298
(CHUCKLES)
2145
01:37:53,301 --> 01:37:54,802
Anything else, Double O Sexy?
2146
01:37:59,274 --> 01:38:00,375
The drive isn't in there.
2147
01:38:01,376 --> 01:38:02,743
(LAUGHS)
2148
01:38:04,112 --> 01:38:05,113
Oh, come on.
2149
01:38:07,881 --> 01:38:09,050
Hey.
2150
01:38:09,951 --> 01:38:11,252
You can trust me.
2151
01:38:13,255 --> 01:38:16,323
Really? 'Cause you said
not to trust anyone.
2152
01:38:19,462 --> 01:38:21,127
- TOM: Stand back!
- MARSHA: Go on. Move it.
2153
01:38:21,128 --> 01:38:22,529
Sebastian?
2154
01:38:22,530 --> 01:38:24,932
- Audrey.
- Audrey, step back. He's with them.
2155
01:38:25,867 --> 01:38:27,333
- Thayer?
- Hey, bro.
2156
01:38:27,336 --> 01:38:29,002
Audrey, step away from him.
2157
01:38:29,003 --> 01:38:30,970
He's gonna kill all of us.
2158
01:38:30,971 --> 01:38:32,408
He said the same thing
about you.
2159
01:38:37,345 --> 01:38:38,345
Hello.
2160
01:38:40,448 --> 01:38:42,483
Thayer, remove the target.
2161
01:38:42,484 --> 01:38:43,617
Fuck you, Dad.
2162
01:38:43,618 --> 01:38:44,819
- (GROANS)
- (AUDREY GASPS)
2163
01:38:45,387 --> 01:38:46,387
(MARSHA GROANS)
2164
01:38:47,088 --> 01:38:48,154
Mom.
2165
01:38:48,157 --> 01:38:50,056
(SCREAMS)
2166
01:38:50,059 --> 01:38:53,327
Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Wait! Hold on. Hold on.
2167
01:38:53,328 --> 01:38:56,831
Audrey, listen to me. Drew
is working with Highland.
2168
01:38:58,033 --> 01:38:59,300
Sebastian was working
with Highland.
2169
01:38:59,301 --> 01:39:00,400
SEBASTIAN: That's a lie.
2170
01:39:00,403 --> 01:39:02,235
Audrey, he was working
with Duffer too.
2171
01:39:02,238 --> 01:39:03,671
Sebastian was
working with Duffer.
2172
01:39:03,672 --> 01:39:06,372
SEBASTIAN: Drew's the one that sent
the assassin to the gymnasium.
2173
01:39:06,375 --> 01:39:07,440
He would've let you die.
2174
01:39:07,443 --> 01:39:10,043
DREW: Sebastian sent the
assassin to the gymnasium.
2175
01:39:10,046 --> 01:39:11,177
Sebastian would've let you die.
2176
01:39:11,180 --> 01:39:13,113
Okay, everything I say you did
you can't just say I did.
2177
01:39:13,114 --> 01:39:14,581
I can 'cause I've got the gun.
2178
01:39:14,582 --> 01:39:16,217
(GROANS)
2179
01:39:19,654 --> 01:39:21,289
(EXHALES)
2180
01:39:26,494 --> 01:39:27,661
You okay?
2181
01:39:27,662 --> 01:39:29,063
I'm so scared.
2182
01:39:29,064 --> 01:39:30,198
It's all right. It's okay.
2183
01:39:32,668 --> 01:39:34,568
(PANTING)
2184
01:39:34,569 --> 01:39:37,438
I'm so sorry
I dragged you into this.
2185
01:39:37,439 --> 01:39:39,279
- AUDREY: It's okay. It's okay.
- DREW: I know.
2186
01:39:40,141 --> 01:39:41,908
Can we please just go home?
2187
01:39:41,911 --> 01:39:43,010
- Yeah.
- Okay.
2188
01:39:43,011 --> 01:39:44,346
I'm gonna take care of you.
2189
01:39:50,019 --> 01:39:51,020
You looking for this?
2190
01:39:53,421 --> 01:39:54,421
Uh, Audrey, that's...
2191
01:39:56,626 --> 01:39:58,693
That's cute, but I don't think
you know what you're doing.
2192
01:39:58,694 --> 01:40:01,095
God, you really do
still underestimate me.
2193
01:40:01,096 --> 01:40:02,431
Audrey, come on.
2194
01:40:04,434 --> 01:40:05,533
Audrey...
2195
01:40:05,534 --> 01:40:07,033
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2196
01:40:07,036 --> 01:40:08,904
Get off me! No!
2197
01:40:14,076 --> 01:40:15,175
Oh, my God!
2198
01:40:15,176 --> 01:40:18,011
Oh, Morgan. Always so dramatic.
2199
01:40:18,012 --> 01:40:19,646
- (LAUGHS)
- (GRUNTS)
2200
01:40:19,649 --> 01:40:20,649
DREW: Fuck!
2201
01:40:21,350 --> 01:40:22,516
Oh, God!
2202
01:40:22,519 --> 01:40:23,951
(YELLING)
2203
01:40:23,953 --> 01:40:25,287
Argh!
2204
01:40:26,722 --> 01:40:27,922
(SIGHS)
2205
01:40:33,262 --> 01:40:34,296
You better hurry.
2206
01:40:35,364 --> 01:40:36,364
Finish me off.
2207
01:40:38,635 --> 01:40:39,935
Oh, that's right.
2208
01:40:40,636 --> 01:40:42,302
You never finish anything.
2209
01:40:42,305 --> 01:40:44,204
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
2210
01:40:44,207 --> 01:40:45,442
To quote a text I got,
2211
01:40:47,042 --> 01:40:51,145
"Hey there. It's over. Sorry."
2212
01:40:51,148 --> 01:40:52,613
Audrey... Audrey, don't.
2213
01:40:52,615 --> 01:40:53,649
(GUN CLICKS)
2214
01:40:57,154 --> 01:40:58,320
I lied.
2215
01:40:59,322 --> 01:41:01,989
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
2216
01:41:01,992 --> 01:41:03,390
(DOOR OPENS)
2217
01:41:03,393 --> 01:41:07,028
(OFFICER SPEAKING GERMAN)
2218
01:41:07,029 --> 01:41:08,328
OFFICER:
Drew Thayer, don't move.
2219
01:41:08,331 --> 01:41:09,432
You're under arrest.
2220
01:41:12,668 --> 01:41:15,036
DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO) We
have apprehended Drew Thayer.
2221
01:41:15,037 --> 01:41:16,939
It's a little much,
don't you think?
2222
01:41:18,274 --> 01:41:20,475
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
2223
01:41:20,476 --> 01:41:22,311
- I'm okay. Are you okay?
- AUDREY: Yeah.
2224
01:41:23,279 --> 01:41:24,413
(GRUNTING)
2225
01:41:25,247 --> 01:41:26,613
Sebastian?
2226
01:41:26,615 --> 01:41:28,318
(PANTING)
2227
01:41:32,122 --> 01:41:33,520
(AUDREY GASPS)
2228
01:41:33,523 --> 01:41:35,355
What the fuck?
2229
01:41:35,358 --> 01:41:37,659
Okay, these vests,
they save your life,
2230
01:41:37,662 --> 01:41:40,028
but they do not prevent you
from breaking ribs.
2231
01:41:40,029 --> 01:41:41,328
MORGAN: You're alive.
2232
01:41:41,331 --> 01:41:42,930
- (MORGAN KISSING)
- (SEBASTIAN GROANING)
2233
01:41:44,434 --> 01:41:45,734
Oh, you're alive.
2234
01:41:45,735 --> 01:41:47,671
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
2235
01:41:56,212 --> 01:41:57,378
(CLINKS MUG)
2236
01:41:57,381 --> 01:41:59,347
What is the Heimlich maneuver?
2237
01:41:59,350 --> 01:42:01,248
WOMAN: (ON TV) What is
the Heimlich maneuver?
2238
01:42:01,251 --> 01:42:02,784
- ALEX TREBEK: That's it.
- WOMAN: Instruments for eight.
2239
01:42:02,787 --> 01:42:04,319
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- This long, powerful horn...
2240
01:42:04,322 --> 01:42:05,688
That's a long number.
2241
01:42:05,689 --> 01:42:06,689
Oh.
2242
01:42:06,690 --> 01:42:08,222
Hello.
2243
01:42:08,225 --> 01:42:10,559
- Mom, I'm alive.
- CAROL: Honey, are you okay?
2244
01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:11,726
Let me turn this down.
2245
01:42:11,729 --> 01:42:12,993
Yeah, I'm gonna
put you on speaker.
2246
01:42:12,996 --> 01:42:14,497
- BOTH: Hold on.
- ARNIE: Let me turn the volume down.
2247
01:42:14,498 --> 01:42:16,832
- Put in... Do... Um...
- ARNIE: Trying to lower the volume, sweetie,
2248
01:42:16,833 --> 01:42:19,201
- and I can't.
- CAROL: Input.
2249
01:42:19,203 --> 01:42:20,235
Input? I don't see input.
2250
01:42:20,238 --> 01:42:21,337
Sorry, I'm calling
2251
01:42:21,338 --> 01:42:23,271
from an international
spy's phone.
2252
01:42:23,274 --> 01:42:25,106
Spy. Who's a spy?
2253
01:42:25,109 --> 01:42:26,341
Yeah, input's doing nothing.
2254
01:42:26,344 --> 01:42:28,444
He's an international spy,
2255
01:42:28,445 --> 01:42:31,747
and his name is
Sebastian Henshaw.
2256
01:42:31,748 --> 01:42:33,748
- (CHUCKLES)
- MORGAN: He works for MI6.
2257
01:42:33,751 --> 01:42:35,251
Morgan...
2258
01:42:35,252 --> 01:42:38,386
Can she not reveal my identity?
2259
01:42:38,389 --> 01:42:40,389
Uh, yeah,
she tells them everything.
2260
01:42:40,390 --> 01:42:42,291
MORGAN: Hold on.
I have a call waiting.
2261
01:42:42,292 --> 01:42:43,493
I love you.
2262
01:42:47,297 --> 01:42:51,500
Sebastian Henshaw's phone.
This is Morgan speaking.
2263
01:42:51,502 --> 01:42:52,502
WENDY: Where's Henshaw?
2264
01:42:53,671 --> 01:42:56,271
Oh, my God.
Is this who I think it is?
2265
01:42:56,274 --> 01:42:58,875
How could I possibly know
who you think this is?
2266
01:42:58,877 --> 01:43:01,543
MORGAN: Oh, my God.
It is you. Wow.
2267
01:43:01,546 --> 01:43:03,746
I'm letting Audrey and Sebastian
2268
01:43:03,747 --> 01:43:05,748
have a little bit
of a moment right now.
2269
01:43:05,751 --> 01:43:07,582
You know what I mean?
2270
01:43:07,585 --> 01:43:09,251
- Tell him to call me back.
- No, no. It's okay.
2271
01:43:09,252 --> 01:43:12,756
I think I've proven myself
a trustworthy junior agent.
2272
01:43:12,757 --> 01:43:14,256
Why don't you give me
the message, yeah?
2273
01:43:14,257 --> 01:43:16,158
- Okay.
- Okay.
2274
01:43:16,159 --> 01:43:17,761
You may tell him this,
2275
01:43:17,762 --> 01:43:20,194
that he can come back
to the office on Monday.
2276
01:43:20,197 --> 01:43:22,899
Really? Oh, my gosh!
That's the best.
2277
01:43:22,900 --> 01:43:24,166
- Thank you.
- He's gonna be so happy.
2278
01:43:24,167 --> 01:43:25,501
Thank you so much.
2279
01:43:25,502 --> 01:43:28,404
Mon... Oh! Monday is
tough for me though.
2280
01:43:28,405 --> 01:43:29,672
- Okay.
- No, no, no.
2281
01:43:29,675 --> 01:43:31,340
I have a callback
for a Progresso commercial.
2282
01:43:31,341 --> 01:43:33,909
But you know what? Fuck it!
2283
01:43:33,912 --> 01:43:35,779
- I'm gonna cancel it.
- I'm not talking about you, Morgan.
2284
01:43:35,780 --> 01:43:37,613
- Do not show up on Monday.
- Okay.
2285
01:43:37,615 --> 01:43:41,585
I won't come in on Monday. Gosh, I
wouldn't dream of it. (CHUCKLES)
2286
01:43:41,587 --> 01:43:42,918
Great. Thank you.
2287
01:43:42,921 --> 01:43:44,720
No, but I will.
I'll see you Monday.
2288
01:43:44,722 --> 01:43:46,322
What do you like in your coffee?
2289
01:43:46,323 --> 01:43:47,489
SEBASTIAN:
So when people ask you
2290
01:43:47,492 --> 01:43:49,693
about your first trip
to Europe...
2291
01:43:49,694 --> 01:43:52,362
I'm gonna have to tell them the truth.
(CHUCKLES)
2292
01:43:52,363 --> 01:43:54,097
It definitely wasn't boring.
2293
01:43:54,765 --> 01:43:55,765
No.
2294
01:43:59,704 --> 01:44:03,341
But I didn't get to do
everything that I wanted to do.
2295
01:44:04,443 --> 01:44:06,377
Oh, yeah? What did you forget?
2296
01:44:12,350 --> 01:44:14,583
- No. (GROANS) No, no.
- (GASPS)
2297
01:44:14,586 --> 01:44:16,485
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I
thought that you and I maybe...
2298
01:44:16,488 --> 01:44:17,820
- No. Actually it was...
- I'm sorry.
2299
01:44:17,823 --> 01:44:19,322
- I was going for the...
- I mean, it was the physical
2300
01:44:19,323 --> 01:44:21,592
- pain of my chest.
- Okay, then suck it up.
2301
01:44:38,777 --> 01:44:40,511
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
2302
01:44:42,814 --> 01:44:44,346
Hey.
2303
01:44:44,349 --> 01:44:45,814
All for this happening.
Love this.
2304
01:44:45,817 --> 01:44:47,250
I'm sorry to interrupt.
2305
01:44:47,252 --> 01:44:48,784
I just talked to the MI6 lady,
2306
01:44:48,787 --> 01:44:51,488
and she said that you would
know what to do with the drive?
2307
01:44:51,489 --> 01:44:53,390
I have it this time.
2308
01:44:53,391 --> 01:44:55,358
You told us to keep it
somewhere safe.
2309
01:44:55,359 --> 01:44:57,662
Right. So I finally
swallowed it.
2310
01:44:58,563 --> 01:45:00,697
Big personal victory of mine.
2311
01:45:00,698 --> 01:45:03,365
Well, we need to destroy it.
2312
01:45:03,368 --> 01:45:05,237
Yeah. As soon as she clears.
2313
01:45:06,537 --> 01:45:07,604
You know what I mean?
2314
01:45:07,605 --> 01:45:08,838
(LAUGHS)
2315
01:45:08,841 --> 01:45:11,677
I, um... I should
speak to my boss.
2316
01:45:12,744 --> 01:45:14,445
Yep. Bye now.
2317
01:45:16,882 --> 01:45:18,682
Ahhh!
2318
01:45:18,685 --> 01:45:20,552
- (LAUGHS)
- (MORGAN VOCALIZING)
2319
01:45:22,287 --> 01:45:24,856
What? Okay! Okay!
2320
01:45:26,425 --> 01:45:28,893
Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes!
2321
01:45:28,895 --> 01:45:31,296
(MEOWING)
2322
01:45:32,765 --> 01:45:35,300
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
2323
01:46:02,462 --> 01:46:06,063
(IMITATES TRUMPET PLAYING)
2324
01:46:06,064 --> 01:46:07,497
MORGAN: Happy birthday!
2325
01:46:07,500 --> 01:46:08,765
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
2326
01:46:08,768 --> 01:46:09,935
Okay. Blow, baby, blow!
2327
01:46:10,435 --> 01:46:11,601
(BLOWS)
2328
01:46:11,604 --> 01:46:12,802
(LAUGHS)
2329
01:46:12,805 --> 01:46:15,005
Well, I hope your wish was
to be entertained.
2330
01:46:15,006 --> 01:46:16,873
(GUNS COCKING)
2331
01:46:16,876 --> 01:46:18,911
Whoa! Guys, guys, guys!
It's just a microphone.
2332
01:46:19,979 --> 01:46:22,947
Although, fair warning.
2333
01:46:22,948 --> 01:46:25,784
You may be blown away.
Two, three, four, hit it.
2334
01:46:27,954 --> 01:46:32,355
Audrey, it's so good to be
here with you in Tokyo,
2335
01:46:32,358 --> 01:46:34,692
my steamy little eda-mommy.
2336
01:46:34,694 --> 01:46:37,494
I have loved you
since the udon of time.
2337
01:46:37,497 --> 01:46:40,331
It's Japanese food puns.
That's the entertainment.
2338
01:46:40,332 --> 01:46:43,068
I'm going to sashimi
2339
01:46:43,069 --> 01:46:45,704
over here to these
very handsome ramen.
2340
01:46:46,639 --> 01:46:48,105
Do you like my food puns?
2341
01:46:48,108 --> 01:46:50,007
Or do you think
they're teri-yucky?
2342
01:46:50,010 --> 01:46:51,649
- (LAUGHING)
- Audrey, I love you so much.
2343
01:46:52,511 --> 01:46:53,511
Happy birthday, baby.
2344
01:46:54,646 --> 01:46:56,615
- (HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLAYING)
- AUDREY: Morgan!
2345
01:46:57,717 --> 01:46:59,951
You shouldn't have!
2346
01:46:59,953 --> 01:47:01,354
- And yet I did.
- Oh.
2347
01:47:02,521 --> 01:47:03,822
Okay, Morgan. It's time.
2348
01:47:03,823 --> 01:47:05,725
Shumai, my, my! Look at you.
(CHUCKLES)
2349
01:47:06,827 --> 01:47:08,627
Let's do a little
call-and-response
2350
01:47:08,628 --> 01:47:10,729
for Audrey's birthday, shall we?
2351
01:47:10,730 --> 01:47:14,099
When I say "happy,"
you say "birthday." Happy...
2352
01:47:14,100 --> 01:47:15,365
Happy...
2353
01:47:15,368 --> 01:47:16,067
SEBASTIAN: Audrey,
2354
01:47:16,069 --> 01:47:17,467
happy birthday.
2355
01:47:17,470 --> 01:47:18,838
(PEOPLE GASPING)
2356
01:47:20,940 --> 01:47:23,710
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2357
01:47:44,131 --> 01:47:45,798
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
2358
01:48:45,859 --> 01:48:49,493
I have known Audrey
for maybe 15 years,
2359
01:48:49,496 --> 01:48:52,463
and, in that time, she has
stayed exactly the same.
2360
01:48:52,466 --> 01:48:54,966
She has not changed one bit,
and so, I think,
2361
01:48:54,969 --> 01:48:57,136
I kind of know her
like the back of my hand,
2362
01:48:57,137 --> 01:48:59,503
and she's a very simple person.
2363
01:48:59,506 --> 01:49:02,041
And she just doesn't really
have the mental capacity
2364
01:49:02,042 --> 01:49:04,176
to carry out something
like this, I don't think.
2365
01:49:04,177 --> 01:49:05,444
She's a dear friend.
2366
01:49:06,847 --> 01:49:08,914
- They said something about, like...
- Yeah.
2367
01:49:08,917 --> 01:49:10,949
They were doing this
for a guy or something.
2368
01:49:10,952 --> 01:49:13,219
Oh, yeah. Like someone died
in front of them or something.
2369
01:49:13,220 --> 01:49:15,488
Like, one of their
boyfriends or something.
2370
01:49:15,489 --> 01:49:18,157
I don't know. It was for love.
I don't know.
2371
01:49:18,158 --> 01:49:20,493
Looking in the mirror
and seeing the face
2372
01:49:20,494 --> 01:49:21,930
of somebody
who was friends with her
2373
01:49:22,764 --> 01:49:24,363
has been really tough.
2374
01:49:24,365 --> 01:49:27,766
And I think we all have to remember the
real victims in situations like this
2375
01:49:27,769 --> 01:49:29,769
are the friends.
2376
01:49:29,770 --> 01:49:32,637
Are the childhood friends
who were there from day one.
2377
01:49:32,640 --> 01:49:34,707
Who have to carry this burden.
2378
01:49:34,708 --> 01:49:36,628
And will have to carry...
(VOICE BREAKING) Sorry.
2379
01:49:37,945 --> 01:49:39,679
And will have
to carry this burden
2380
01:49:39,680 --> 01:49:40,847
for a long time to come.
2381
01:49:42,283 --> 01:49:44,251
INTERVIEWER: If you could
speak to them right now,
2382
01:49:44,252 --> 01:49:45,885
what would you say to them?
2383
01:49:45,886 --> 01:49:47,653
Oh! Give 'em a piece of my mind.
2384
01:49:47,654 --> 01:49:48,854
I want my bum bag back.
2385
01:49:48,855 --> 01:49:50,689
Give me my bum bag back
for starters.
2386
01:49:50,692 --> 01:49:52,292
My passport, my money.
2387
01:49:52,293 --> 01:49:55,560
Yeah. -My lip gloss,
my keys, my phone.
2388
01:49:55,563 --> 01:49:57,465
- Everything.
- They just took everything.
2389
01:49:58,899 --> 01:50:01,667
I don't think
that Audrey did do this,
2390
01:50:01,668 --> 01:50:03,537
but, Audrey, if you did do this,
2391
01:50:05,975 --> 01:50:06,975
I forgive you.
2392
01:50:09,078 --> 01:50:11,043
INTERVIEWER: If anyone else
back in Australia is watching
2393
01:50:11,046 --> 01:50:12,712
you right now, what do
you wanna say to them?
2394
01:50:12,713 --> 01:50:15,547
- We're having such a good time!
- Such a good time!
2395
01:50:15,550 --> 01:50:17,819
Hi! (CHUCKLES) We're on TV!
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