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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,032 --> 00:00:41,032 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by GoldenBeard 2 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:23,917 Three euro. 3 00:01:28,823 --> 00:01:29,863 Two. I'll give it for two. 4 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,625 One-fifty? 5 00:02:32,687 --> 00:02:36,689 ♪ Happy birthday to you 6 00:02:36,691 --> 00:02:40,359 ♪ Happy birthday to you 7 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:45,331 ♪ Happy birthday Audrey Stockman 8 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,469 ♪ This little lady over here 9 00:02:48,436 --> 00:02:52,305 ♪ This funny, gorgeous 10 00:02:52,307 --> 00:02:55,641 ♪ Funny, wonderful lady over here 11 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,278 ♪ It's Audrey 12 00:02:58,747 --> 00:03:03,816 ♪ It's your birthday and you're 30 today 13 00:03:03,818 --> 00:03:06,987 ♪ I love you Happy birthday ♪ 14 00:03:08,790 --> 00:03:11,959 Morgan, you're such a fucking freak. I love you. 15 00:03:11,961 --> 00:03:14,794 - I love you. - Where'd you steal that microphone from? 16 00:03:14,796 --> 00:03:16,964 Audrey, you know me. You know that I own microphones. 17 00:03:20,936 --> 00:03:22,437 Fuck me! Tess is here. 18 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:27,475 - Oh, my God! - The audacity. 19 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:30,911 - Morgan... - The sheer hubris 20 00:03:30,913 --> 00:03:32,679 to show up here at your birthday. 21 00:03:32,681 --> 00:03:34,681 - Morgan... - There was a minimum 22 00:03:34,683 --> 00:03:36,482 number of people in order to reserve the bar. 23 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:38,118 - Morgan... - I'm so sorry. Oh, my God! 24 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,552 I didn't think she would come. 25 00:03:39,554 --> 00:03:41,088 Oh, she's ordering a custom cocktail. 26 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,488 I'm gonna kill myself. 27 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,691 What do I say? Huh? Like, 28 00:03:44,693 --> 00:03:46,526 "My boyfriend dumped me in a text message." 29 00:03:46,528 --> 00:03:48,494 - How do I explain that? - I know. 30 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:50,497 There's a simple solution. It's called lying. 31 00:03:50,499 --> 00:03:52,966 No. I'm a really bad liar. 32 00:03:52,968 --> 00:03:55,135 I know, 'cause you ramble. You give too many details. 33 00:03:55,137 --> 00:03:56,670 And then people know that you're lying. 34 00:03:56,672 --> 00:03:58,105 You have to be concise about it. 35 00:03:58,107 --> 00:04:00,541 Here, ask me what I've been up to lately. 36 00:04:00,543 --> 00:04:03,544 - Um, what have you been up to? - I bought a boat. And we're out. 37 00:04:03,546 --> 00:04:05,379 Oh, my God. She's coming over here. I'm with you. 38 00:04:05,381 --> 00:04:06,713 - Let's do this. - Okay. 39 00:04:06,715 --> 00:04:08,382 Hey, ladies! 40 00:04:08,384 --> 00:04:10,517 - I can't do this. - Oh, you're fucking dead to me! 41 00:04:10,519 --> 00:04:11,718 Happy birthday! 42 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:12,822 Hey, girl! 43 00:04:13,789 --> 00:04:15,722 Where's your adorable boyfriend? 44 00:04:16,826 --> 00:04:19,593 You know, you guys make such a surprising couple. 45 00:04:19,595 --> 00:04:21,995 Like, if I didn't meet him as your boyfriend, 46 00:04:21,997 --> 00:04:24,798 I would assume he'd be dating someone more... 47 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,603 Like, edgy. Like a cool girl. Like a model. 48 00:04:28,671 --> 00:04:30,137 But then I see you two together, 49 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:31,774 and it's like, "Aw, this works too." 50 00:04:32,908 --> 00:04:34,376 Where is he? So I can hug him. 51 00:04:49,993 --> 00:04:50,993 Okay. 52 00:04:53,163 --> 00:04:54,363 Okay. 53 00:04:55,031 --> 00:04:56,765 Oh, God. Oh, come on. 54 00:05:28,131 --> 00:05:30,832 This is crazy because you're from the Ukraine... 55 00:05:30,834 --> 00:05:32,566 ...and I just auditioned 56 00:05:32,568 --> 00:05:35,637 to be a Ukrainian farm girl in a GEICO ad. 57 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:36,738 - And? - They told me 58 00:05:36,740 --> 00:05:38,575 I was too authentic. Anyway... 59 00:05:39,508 --> 00:05:41,475 Is it Ukraine or the Ukraine? 60 00:05:41,477 --> 00:05:42,777 Well, it depends. 61 00:05:42,779 --> 00:05:44,112 You say how you like, you know? 62 00:05:44,114 --> 00:05:46,948 Always let beautiful, sexy woman decide. 63 00:05:46,950 --> 00:05:48,483 Okay. 64 00:05:48,485 --> 00:05:49,617 That's what this is? 65 00:05:49,619 --> 00:05:51,486 - You know... - All right. 66 00:05:51,488 --> 00:05:52,656 You have face like doll. 67 00:05:53,056 --> 00:05:53,955 Mmm. Okay. 68 00:05:53,957 --> 00:05:56,524 Such a small, narrow waist. It's tiny. 69 00:05:56,526 --> 00:05:57,959 You know, I was gonna drive home, 70 00:05:57,961 --> 00:06:00,597 but now I think I might just drive into a wall. 71 00:06:01,531 --> 00:06:02,531 Hit me. 72 00:06:03,233 --> 00:06:04,768 Wait, I can use this. 73 00:06:05,535 --> 00:06:06,701 Come here. 74 00:06:06,703 --> 00:06:08,036 - Audrey. - Yeah? 75 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:10,004 This is Viktor. He's a visitor from Eastern Europe. 76 00:06:10,006 --> 00:06:11,773 He has something that he wants to say to you. 77 00:06:11,775 --> 00:06:13,141 - I do? - Yeah, yeah. 78 00:06:13,143 --> 00:06:15,710 This is my best friend. She's having a bad night. 79 00:06:15,712 --> 00:06:18,079 Can you just use your aggressive masculinity 80 00:06:18,081 --> 00:06:19,881 for good instead of for evil? 81 00:06:19,883 --> 00:06:21,783 Just tell her what you told me before. 82 00:06:21,785 --> 00:06:22,850 What are you doing? 83 00:06:22,852 --> 00:06:25,787 You have doll face. 84 00:06:25,789 --> 00:06:27,189 No, make it specific to her. 85 00:06:27,191 --> 00:06:28,723 Like really objectify her. 86 00:06:28,725 --> 00:06:29,824 - Yeah? - Yeah. 87 00:06:29,826 --> 00:06:31,893 Okay, cool. Uh... 88 00:06:31,895 --> 00:06:34,096 You have big baby eyes. 89 00:06:34,098 --> 00:06:36,998 - Mmm. - And, phew, soft... 90 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,934 - Supple udders. Yeah. - Oh. 91 00:06:39,936 --> 00:06:41,703 - Oh, my God! What the fuck? - Wow! 92 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,172 Thank you so much, Viktor. 93 00:06:43,174 --> 00:06:44,572 - You've done good work. - Okay. 94 00:06:44,574 --> 00:06:46,108 - Thank you so much. - Okay, bye-bye. 95 00:06:46,110 --> 00:06:47,742 I fucking hate you. 96 00:06:47,744 --> 00:06:49,711 Oh, come on! You're smiling. 97 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:50,845 Hey, Audrey. Where's Drew? 98 00:06:50,847 --> 00:06:52,114 He drowned. 99 00:06:52,116 --> 00:06:54,149 Ugh. Do you see? This has been all night long. 100 00:06:54,151 --> 00:06:55,650 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. 101 00:06:55,652 --> 00:06:56,818 - You have to move on. - Yes, I know. 102 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:58,586 It's just really hard to do that 103 00:06:58,588 --> 00:07:00,956 when he left a box of his shit in our apartment, 104 00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:02,557 and he won't even text me back about picking it up. 105 00:07:02,559 --> 00:07:03,859 I know. 106 00:07:03,861 --> 00:07:05,660 - Oh, can I see your phone? - Yeah. 107 00:07:05,662 --> 00:07:06,998 I just have to Google something. 108 00:07:12,602 --> 00:07:14,569 Whew! 109 00:07:16,573 --> 00:07:18,606 Who are you texting? 110 00:07:18,608 --> 00:07:21,043 Morgan, let me see my phone. 111 00:07:21,045 --> 00:07:22,344 - I'm texting Drew. - Oh, my God! 112 00:07:22,346 --> 00:07:24,580 I said, "Fuck you, you worthless nutsack. 113 00:07:24,582 --> 00:07:25,748 "I'm setting your shit on fire." 114 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:27,783 Oh, my God, no! 115 00:07:27,785 --> 00:07:29,618 Why the fuck would you write that? 116 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:31,180 'Cause we're gonna set his shit on fire. 117 00:07:45,870 --> 00:07:46,871 Fuck! 118 00:07:52,243 --> 00:07:53,310 Really, Drew? 119 00:07:54,346 --> 00:07:56,745 Skid marks on your underwear? 120 00:07:56,747 --> 00:07:58,047 What are you, eight? 121 00:07:58,049 --> 00:07:59,648 Did he want me to wash them? 122 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:01,050 Is that why he broke up with me? 123 00:08:01,052 --> 00:08:02,718 'Cause I didn't mother him enough? 124 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,888 Fuck you. Wipe your own ass. 125 00:08:04,822 --> 00:08:05,923 Okay. Oh, what's this? 126 00:08:06,391 --> 00:08:08,057 Oh. 127 00:08:08,059 --> 00:08:10,326 This is actually a handwritten list 128 00:08:10,328 --> 00:08:12,995 of his favorite breakfast burrito places in Los Angeles. 129 00:08:12,997 --> 00:08:15,231 - Stop! He made notes. - Yep. 130 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,068 "Great egg to tortilla ratio." 131 00:08:17,735 --> 00:08:19,068 Fuckin' idiot. 132 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:20,769 - Burn the fire. - Burn! 133 00:08:20,771 --> 00:08:22,771 Oh, my God! His trophy. 134 00:08:22,773 --> 00:08:24,274 Second place trophy, fantasy football. 135 00:08:24,276 --> 00:08:25,908 And he saved it. 136 00:08:25,910 --> 00:08:27,910 No! It's not even real football. 137 00:08:27,912 --> 00:08:29,379 It's a fucking fantasy! 138 00:08:29,381 --> 00:08:30,679 Oh, wait. 139 00:08:33,684 --> 00:08:34,684 Oh, my God. It's Drew. 140 00:08:43,395 --> 00:08:44,628 - Hello? - Hey. 141 00:08:45,796 --> 00:08:47,796 Really? That's it? "Hey"? 142 00:08:47,798 --> 00:08:50,102 Are your ears burning? 'Cause your shit is. 143 00:08:51,303 --> 00:08:53,038 I'm sorry. I fucked up, okay? 144 00:08:53,405 --> 00:08:55,704 Hold on. What? 145 00:08:55,706 --> 00:08:58,308 What do you mean, you fucked up? Which part? 146 00:08:58,310 --> 00:08:59,275 I'm gonna come over tomorrow, 147 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,077 and I'm going to explain everything, okay? 148 00:09:01,079 --> 00:09:03,012 Please don't do anything with my stuff. 149 00:09:03,014 --> 00:09:04,314 I'll be back tomorrow. 150 00:09:06,451 --> 00:09:07,817 Drew? 151 00:09:09,855 --> 00:09:10,856 Drew! 152 00:10:06,845 --> 00:10:08,165 - Oh! I'm so sorry. - That's okay. 153 00:10:09,248 --> 00:10:10,248 Happy birthday. 154 00:10:10,849 --> 00:10:11,850 How... 155 00:10:14,053 --> 00:10:15,885 - Yep. - The... Yeah. 156 00:10:15,887 --> 00:10:17,887 - Uh, it's not my birthday. - Oh. 157 00:10:17,889 --> 00:10:19,223 I just kinda wear it for warmth. 158 00:10:19,225 --> 00:10:21,145 Well, if it was your birthday, I would say, um... 159 00:10:23,229 --> 00:10:24,928 "Happy birthday." 160 00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:26,332 Well, I'd probably say, "Thank you." 161 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,400 You're welcome. 162 00:10:29,368 --> 00:10:30,369 Hey. 163 00:10:31,437 --> 00:10:33,437 I got a quarter left. 164 00:10:33,439 --> 00:10:37,074 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, 165 00:10:37,076 --> 00:10:40,779 is to find the absolute worst song on the jukebox. 166 00:10:42,515 --> 00:10:43,782 Okay. 167 00:10:56,796 --> 00:10:57,796 One gum, please. 168 00:10:58,564 --> 00:10:59,865 Oh. 169 00:11:00,499 --> 00:11:02,099 Yeah. 170 00:11:05,238 --> 00:11:06,370 Um... 171 00:11:06,372 --> 00:11:07,373 $2.25. 172 00:11:17,049 --> 00:11:18,084 Have a great day. 173 00:11:19,452 --> 00:11:22,088 Aren't you gonna ask me if I need help to my car? 174 00:11:26,359 --> 00:11:27,359 So, um... 175 00:11:28,428 --> 00:11:29,428 Where are you from? 176 00:11:29,596 --> 00:11:30,894 Uh... 177 00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:32,364 England. 178 00:11:32,366 --> 00:11:33,864 That's what I thought. 179 00:11:33,866 --> 00:11:35,500 Yeah, but sometimes when I think that 180 00:11:35,502 --> 00:11:37,535 people end up being Australian. 181 00:11:37,537 --> 00:11:39,970 Ah. People do sometimes end up being Australian. 182 00:11:39,972 --> 00:11:42,172 Shut up! 183 00:11:42,174 --> 00:11:44,509 Oh, God! I don't actually mean "shut up." 184 00:11:44,511 --> 00:11:46,176 It's a figure of speech. 185 00:11:46,178 --> 00:11:48,112 I don't know if you do that in England. 186 00:11:48,114 --> 00:11:50,114 What? Figures of speech? 187 00:11:50,116 --> 00:11:51,396 - Yeah. - Yeah. We invented that. 188 00:11:52,985 --> 00:11:54,020 Right. 189 00:11:57,491 --> 00:11:59,124 You know, some... 190 00:11:59,126 --> 00:12:01,493 Some might say that I'm not exercising good judgment 191 00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:03,361 following a strange man somewhere. 192 00:12:03,363 --> 00:12:05,063 This is how people get shoved 193 00:12:05,065 --> 00:12:06,425 in the back of sketchy vans, right? 194 00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:09,634 That makes this rather awkward. 195 00:12:09,636 --> 00:12:10,970 Mmm. 196 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:12,805 Get in the van. 197 00:12:13,373 --> 00:12:14,474 What? 198 00:12:18,878 --> 00:12:21,413 Oh, my God! Okay, what is happening? 199 00:12:21,415 --> 00:12:23,448 Did I do something wrong? Am I in trouble? 200 00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:26,384 Listen, we just wanna talk about Drew Thayer. 201 00:12:26,386 --> 00:12:28,253 - He's your boyfriend, right? - No. 202 00:12:28,255 --> 00:12:31,022 I mean, yes. Well, he was my boyfriend, but we broke up. 203 00:12:31,024 --> 00:12:32,223 Why? Is he in trouble? 204 00:12:32,225 --> 00:12:34,059 Yes. Drew is in a lot of trouble. 205 00:12:34,061 --> 00:12:35,427 That's why you're in a van. 206 00:12:35,429 --> 00:12:36,594 Do you know where 207 00:12:36,596 --> 00:12:38,596 your ex-boyfriend worked, Miss Stockman? 208 00:12:38,598 --> 00:12:40,231 Uh, yeah. NPR. 209 00:12:40,233 --> 00:12:42,500 He had a podcast. It was about, um... 210 00:12:42,502 --> 00:12:44,969 I'm not 100% sure what it was about, 211 00:12:44,971 --> 00:12:48,473 but like jazz and economics. 212 00:12:48,475 --> 00:12:50,275 Okay, nobody listened to that podcast. 213 00:12:50,277 --> 00:12:52,010 Not even me, and I went to Harvard. 214 00:12:52,012 --> 00:12:53,345 Wow. Only took you two minutes. 215 00:12:53,347 --> 00:12:56,281 Well, I had to give her that for context, Seb. 216 00:12:56,283 --> 00:12:58,416 That podcast was Drew's cover job. 217 00:12:58,418 --> 00:13:00,621 Well, Drew never mentioned having another job. 218 00:13:01,521 --> 00:13:03,857 Listen, Drew was CIA. 219 00:13:05,225 --> 00:13:06,226 I'm sorry. What? 220 00:13:13,468 --> 00:13:14,468 Oh, my God! 221 00:13:16,236 --> 00:13:18,103 You were in Vegas when we saw Celine Dion? 222 00:13:18,105 --> 00:13:19,472 Ironically. 223 00:13:19,474 --> 00:13:23,241 - Oh, my God! - Listen, Drew's gone missing. 224 00:13:23,243 --> 00:13:25,411 A lot of innocent people are gonna die unless we find him. 225 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,047 Has he been in contact with you? 226 00:13:29,950 --> 00:13:31,249 No. 227 00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:32,919 - Are you sure? - Mmm-mmm. No. 228 00:13:34,389 --> 00:13:36,255 Oh, unless it was last Tuesday night, 229 00:13:36,257 --> 00:13:37,222 'cause I dropped my phone in the tub 230 00:13:37,224 --> 00:13:38,089 and it stopped working for a little while. 231 00:13:38,091 --> 00:13:40,091 That's... Yep, that's what happened. 232 00:13:40,093 --> 00:13:41,460 So I went on the Internet, 233 00:13:41,462 --> 00:13:42,728 and I was like, "How do I fix my phone?" 234 00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:44,430 It said to put it in a bag of rice, 235 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,232 so I was like, "I don't have rice." 236 00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:47,934 Okay. You do not wanna lie to us. 237 00:13:51,305 --> 00:13:54,306 Okay. Okay, fine. Yes, he called me last night. 238 00:13:54,308 --> 00:13:56,442 Well, I guess he called me back. Finally. 239 00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:58,477 I called him, like, a thousand times. 240 00:13:58,479 --> 00:14:00,646 Just this week, after I stopped hearing from him. 241 00:14:00,648 --> 00:14:03,418 I called him, like, a normal amount when we were together. 242 00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:04,619 I'm normal. 243 00:14:06,254 --> 00:14:07,255 Okay. 244 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:12,324 Oh, my God. I love you, Mom. 245 00:14:12,326 --> 00:14:14,527 Morgan. Morgan, I need to talk to you. 246 00:14:14,529 --> 00:14:16,362 Oh, wait. Audrey just got home. 247 00:14:16,364 --> 00:14:18,464 - I need to talk to you. - I need to talk to you. 248 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,199 Viktor is in my room right now. 249 00:14:20,201 --> 00:14:21,133 I don't know who the fuck that is. 250 00:14:21,135 --> 00:14:23,269 Viktor, the guy from the bar last night. 251 00:14:23,271 --> 00:14:24,270 Turns out I left my driver's license. 252 00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:26,138 He sent me a Facebook message. 253 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,506 And then he sent me two pictures of his dick. 254 00:14:27,508 --> 00:14:28,607 - Okay. I don't... - I don't really... I know, 255 00:14:28,609 --> 00:14:30,376 I don't wanna reward that kind of behavior either, 256 00:14:30,378 --> 00:14:31,377 but I needed my driver's license back. 257 00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:34,079 I'm not gonna go to the DMV. I mean, kill me. 258 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,715 Totally. Can we just... I just need to tell you something. 259 00:14:35,717 --> 00:14:39,018 But I'm using this opportunity to teach him about feminism. 260 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,486 There he is. Hey. 261 00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,254 You remember Audrey from last night? 262 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,691 Yeah. You know, Audrey, 263 00:14:44,693 --> 00:14:47,295 "There is no limit to what we women can achieve." 264 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,297 Michelle Obama. 265 00:14:51,466 --> 00:14:53,199 Okay. I take shower. 266 00:14:53,201 --> 00:14:54,202 Okay. 267 00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:57,236 He's doing very well. One second. 268 00:14:57,238 --> 00:14:59,573 Mom, did you get the dick pics that I forwarded you? 269 00:14:59,575 --> 00:15:00,740 - Morgan. - What? 270 00:15:00,742 --> 00:15:02,208 Audrey thinks it's weird that we tell 271 00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,275 each other everything. I think it's... 272 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,077 I know. Of course, it's normal. 273 00:15:05,079 --> 00:15:06,480 Yes! That's what I said. 274 00:15:06,482 --> 00:15:08,582 It looks like an unbaked crescent roll. 275 00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:10,182 No, I know you like them uncut. 276 00:15:10,184 --> 00:15:12,051 Wait, hold on. My mom wants to know if you've ever been 277 00:15:12,053 --> 00:15:13,152 - with an uncircumcised guy? - Oh, my God. 278 00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:14,721 Morgan, I'm begging you. Get off the fucking phone! 279 00:15:14,723 --> 00:15:16,458 Okay, I love you. I'll talk to you later. 280 00:15:17,593 --> 00:15:18,593 What? 281 00:15:20,061 --> 00:15:23,532 Get this. Two guys show up at my work from the CIA. 282 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,667 They wanna talk about Drew. 283 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,337 They said he's a spy. 284 00:15:31,406 --> 00:15:32,574 What do you mean, a spy? 285 00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:36,176 Morgan, I'm serious. 286 00:15:36,178 --> 00:15:37,744 They showed me photos of him 287 00:15:37,746 --> 00:15:40,780 with, like, dead bodies and, like, weapons and blood. 288 00:15:40,782 --> 00:15:42,616 Wait, wait. What? What? I know. 289 00:15:42,618 --> 00:15:44,718 I know this sounds batshit crazy, but just think about it, okay? 290 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:47,187 There were so many unanswered questions about that guy. 291 00:15:47,189 --> 00:15:48,522 Like if he went to Vassar, 292 00:15:48,524 --> 00:15:50,257 why does he pronounce it "liberry"? 293 00:15:50,259 --> 00:15:52,227 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 294 00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:58,465 Sorry. 295 00:15:58,467 --> 00:16:00,335 Couldn't remember if you were 3-A or 3-B. 296 00:16:01,136 --> 00:16:02,736 - Hey. - What? 297 00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:04,871 I'm not great on text. I'm better on email. 298 00:16:04,873 --> 00:16:06,108 You know that. I'm... 299 00:16:07,809 --> 00:16:09,543 Why does it smell like lighter fluid? 300 00:16:09,545 --> 00:16:10,710 Because I wasn't kidding when I told you 301 00:16:10,712 --> 00:16:12,412 I was gonna set your shit on fire. 302 00:16:12,414 --> 00:16:13,881 Look, listen, I get it. 303 00:16:13,883 --> 00:16:14,815 It's a long story. 304 00:16:14,817 --> 00:16:16,449 There was something that I had to deal with. 305 00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:18,287 Okay? I just wasn't in the right headspace. 306 00:16:19,555 --> 00:16:20,555 I know you're a spy. 307 00:16:22,591 --> 00:16:24,324 Yeah. 308 00:16:24,326 --> 00:16:26,126 These guys showed up at my work, 309 00:16:26,128 --> 00:16:27,895 shoved me into a van, 310 00:16:27,897 --> 00:16:29,565 and showed me these horrible photos. 311 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,265 Where... 312 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,333 - What did you tell 'em? - What do you mean, 313 00:16:33,335 --> 00:16:34,501 "What did I tell them?" You're not gonna deny to it? 314 00:16:34,503 --> 00:16:37,738 Or tell me those photos were photoshopped or anything? 315 00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:40,140 Oh, my God! You have a fucking gun! 316 00:16:40,142 --> 00:16:42,142 I need you to tell me exactly what you told them. 317 00:16:42,144 --> 00:16:43,664 Wait, is this why you broke up with me? 318 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,615 - What's on your forehead? - What? 319 00:16:47,617 --> 00:16:49,584 You have, like, this little red dot on your forehead. 320 00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:51,552 - Oh, shit! - Oh, my God! 321 00:16:51,554 --> 00:16:52,874 Go, go, go! 322 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,388 Stay down! 323 00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:56,492 Go! Go! 324 00:16:56,926 --> 00:16:58,325 Stay down! 325 00:16:58,327 --> 00:16:59,727 Stay away from the windows! 326 00:16:59,729 --> 00:17:01,129 Dad, I have to call you back. 327 00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:06,821 What the fuck is going on? 328 00:17:06,936 --> 00:17:08,170 Morgan! 329 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,340 Wait, you're bleeding. 330 00:17:11,173 --> 00:17:12,340 Fuck! 331 00:17:12,342 --> 00:17:13,774 Some bad people are after me. 332 00:17:13,776 --> 00:17:14,909 The CIA? 333 00:17:14,911 --> 00:17:17,878 And some other people too. And now they're after you. 334 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,180 - It's exactly why I left you. - Oh, my God. 335 00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:21,417 I didn't want you in danger. 336 00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:26,520 It's also why I left you this. 337 00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:27,962 - Your trophy? - Because I trust you. 338 00:17:29,425 --> 00:17:31,826 A lot of innocent people are gonna die 339 00:17:31,828 --> 00:17:34,428 unless we get this to where it needs to go, okay? 340 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:36,464 So what we're gonna do is, we're gonna leave the apartment. 341 00:17:36,466 --> 00:17:38,799 We're gonna go to Vienna. Okay? 342 00:17:38,801 --> 00:17:40,503 And we're gonna go to Cafe Schiele. 343 00:17:41,704 --> 00:17:43,638 We're gonna meet someone named Verne 344 00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:45,439 at 11:00 a.m. tomorrow. 345 00:17:45,441 --> 00:17:46,540 Wait. Why are you telling me this 346 00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,242 if we're doing this together? 347 00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:50,745 In case I don't make it outta here alive. 348 00:17:50,747 --> 00:17:53,249 - No, Drew, you're not gonna die. - Listen to me. 349 00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:58,452 11:00 a.m. Cafe Schiele. Verne. 350 00:17:58,454 --> 00:18:00,354 - You got it? - Okay, got it. 351 00:18:00,356 --> 00:18:02,325 And don't trust anybody. 352 00:18:03,526 --> 00:18:04,725 Anybody. 353 00:18:09,232 --> 00:18:10,333 Do svidanya, Drew. 354 00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:12,535 Oh, my God! 355 00:18:20,576 --> 00:18:22,309 Oh, my God! Drew's dead. 356 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:23,751 Open up! 357 00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:26,414 Fire escape! Fire escape. 358 00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:27,856 Open up now! We got a search warrant! 359 00:18:31,955 --> 00:18:33,354 Hallway clear! 360 00:18:33,356 --> 00:18:34,357 Door right. 361 00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:35,924 Clear! 362 00:18:35,926 --> 00:18:37,260 Check it! 363 00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:44,300 - Are you okay? - What? 364 00:18:45,002 --> 00:18:46,670 No! Are you? 365 00:18:48,304 --> 00:18:49,573 - No. - Okay. 366 00:18:50,908 --> 00:18:52,774 So, um, where are we going? 367 00:18:52,776 --> 00:18:55,010 I don't know. Where are we gonna be safe? 368 00:18:55,012 --> 00:18:56,578 Pull into that parking lot. 369 00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:57,579 There's a bathroom in that Pilates Plus. 370 00:18:57,581 --> 00:19:00,682 We are not hiding in a fucking Pilates Plus. 371 00:19:00,684 --> 00:19:02,050 Where's the police station? 372 00:19:02,052 --> 00:19:03,585 What? No, police. 373 00:19:03,587 --> 00:19:05,921 We're not doing police 'cause I killed someone. 374 00:19:05,923 --> 00:19:07,489 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 375 00:19:07,491 --> 00:19:08,690 Call the CIA guys. 376 00:19:08,692 --> 00:19:10,692 No! Drew said that we can't trust anyone, 377 00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:12,961 and he's right, 'cause he's dead! 378 00:19:12,963 --> 00:19:14,896 Probably because I talked to them. 379 00:19:14,898 --> 00:19:16,565 No, it's 'cause I let the assassin 380 00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,533 into the apartment. 381 00:19:18,535 --> 00:19:20,335 Okay, fair enough. It's both our faults. 382 00:19:22,673 --> 00:19:24,475 - Shit! - You gonna get the call? 383 00:19:24,808 --> 00:19:25,707 Hello. 384 00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:27,189 Audrey, it's Sebastian. 385 00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:28,977 You killed Drew. 386 00:19:28,979 --> 00:19:30,645 I told you where he was gonna be, 387 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,880 and you fucking killed him! 388 00:19:31,882 --> 00:19:33,448 Sorry, can I ask a question? Who is this? 389 00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:34,883 That's the asshole from the CIA. 390 00:19:34,885 --> 00:19:36,485 Audrey, where are you taking it? 391 00:19:36,487 --> 00:19:37,586 Why would I tell you? 392 00:19:37,588 --> 00:19:38,789 Give us the package. 393 00:19:39,356 --> 00:19:40,522 Trust me. 394 00:19:40,524 --> 00:19:41,859 I don't trust anyone anymore. 395 00:19:44,495 --> 00:19:46,328 You trust me though, right? 396 00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,530 Yes, of course, I trust you. You don't count. 397 00:19:48,532 --> 00:19:50,732 Good. 'Cause this is not some fake spy friendship 398 00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:52,467 that the Russians put together. 399 00:19:52,469 --> 00:19:53,936 Dude, shut up. I know. 400 00:19:53,938 --> 00:19:55,737 Okay, Drew said that if we don't deliver this package, 401 00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:57,506 a lot of people are gonna die. 402 00:19:57,508 --> 00:19:58,540 What if we don't do it and then there's 403 00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,342 a terrorist attack or something? 404 00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,811 Well, what did he say to do? 405 00:20:01,813 --> 00:20:03,747 We have to get it to a cafe in Vienna. 406 00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:06,281 Austria, Vienna? 407 00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:08,963 - Yes. That's what he said. - Okay. Well, why don't we do that then? 408 00:20:09,854 --> 00:20:11,486 Do what? Go to Europe 409 00:20:11,488 --> 00:20:12,989 when a bunch of people are trying to kill us? 410 00:20:12,991 --> 00:20:15,691 Do you wanna die having never been to Europe? 411 00:20:15,693 --> 00:20:18,295 Or do you wanna go to Europe and die having been to Europe? 412 00:20:19,097 --> 00:20:21,331 Why are those my only two options? 413 00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:24,499 Okay. This is a sign. 414 00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:25,935 Our passports are still in there 415 00:20:25,937 --> 00:20:27,471 from our road trip to Tijuana. 416 00:20:29,373 --> 00:20:31,140 Okay, someone that you love 417 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,812 just died and asked you to do one last thing. 418 00:20:34,779 --> 00:20:36,047 I think you gotta do it. 419 00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:37,881 I'll go with you. 420 00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:42,485 Okay, fuck it. Let's just... Let's go to Austria. 421 00:20:42,487 --> 00:20:43,521 Let's go to Austria. 422 00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:47,123 - Why are you turning? - I have to park. 423 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,391 People are trying to kill us. 424 00:20:48,393 --> 00:20:49,753 We're not fucking parking in Lot C. 425 00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:57,900 We need a suitcase. 426 00:20:57,902 --> 00:20:59,902 I think it looks suspicious if we go through international security 427 00:20:59,904 --> 00:21:01,871 with no luggage and just a weird trophy, right? 428 00:21:01,873 --> 00:21:03,806 Wait. Wouldn't it be more suspicious 429 00:21:03,808 --> 00:21:05,408 if we go through security with a suitcase 430 00:21:05,410 --> 00:21:07,577 that's totally empty except for the weird trophy? 431 00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:09,612 Yes. We need more trophies then. 432 00:21:09,614 --> 00:21:11,013 That's what we'll do. 433 00:21:11,015 --> 00:21:12,915 We'll be the kind of women who jet off to Vienna 434 00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:14,151 with all of our awards. 435 00:21:14,153 --> 00:21:15,718 We're notable. We're recognized. 436 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,021 We have trophies, baby! 437 00:21:17,989 --> 00:21:19,091 "Best Grandson"? 438 00:21:19,924 --> 00:21:21,158 Yes. 439 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,192 Don't be nervous. 440 00:21:22,194 --> 00:21:24,927 People get caught when they're not confident. 441 00:21:24,929 --> 00:21:27,765 Hello, are you new? I usually deal with Cesar. 442 00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:30,933 Shit! We gotta get rid of our phones. 443 00:21:30,935 --> 00:21:32,835 Bad guys can track us even if they're off. 444 00:21:32,837 --> 00:21:35,072 Oh, right. I've actually known that for a long time. 445 00:21:35,074 --> 00:21:36,873 I went to performing arts camp with Edward Snowden. 446 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:38,208 Oh, that's right. You used to date Snowden. 447 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:40,610 No, no. He tried. 448 00:21:40,612 --> 00:21:41,772 God, he was obsessed with me. 449 00:21:42,614 --> 00:21:44,547 He was really into ska. 450 00:21:44,549 --> 00:21:45,781 When the whole thing was going down, I was like, 451 00:21:45,783 --> 00:21:46,716 "Why is no one talking about the fact 452 00:21:46,718 --> 00:21:48,919 "that Edward Snowden is really into ska?" 453 00:21:48,921 --> 00:21:50,388 - Give me your phone. - Oh, yeah. 454 00:21:52,157 --> 00:21:55,458 Final call for boarding Flight 232. 455 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:56,894 Final call for boarding Flight 232. 456 00:21:56,896 --> 00:21:57,961 Bitch! 457 00:21:57,963 --> 00:21:59,098 Oh. 458 00:21:59,932 --> 00:22:01,666 Bitch! 459 00:22:10,743 --> 00:22:12,477 - Mambo No. 5? - Oh, please. 460 00:22:13,712 --> 00:22:14,577 - What? - Have you heard mambos 461 00:22:14,579 --> 00:22:15,812 one through four? They're fantastic. 462 00:22:15,814 --> 00:22:16,980 - Wow! - Yeah. 463 00:22:16,982 --> 00:22:18,615 That's good. That's good. 464 00:22:18,617 --> 00:22:19,852 Oh, I got one. Close your eyes. 465 00:22:20,986 --> 00:22:21,986 - Close your eyes. - Okay. 466 00:22:33,499 --> 00:22:34,833 Oh. Um... 467 00:22:35,701 --> 00:22:36,936 No. Uh... 468 00:22:39,071 --> 00:22:44,274 ♪ Once there was this kid who 469 00:22:44,276 --> 00:22:51,181 ♪ Got into an accident couldn't come to school but when... ♪ 470 00:22:51,183 --> 00:22:52,683 Yeah, that's the worst song. 471 00:22:52,685 --> 00:22:53,817 - You win. - Right? 472 00:22:53,819 --> 00:22:54,985 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 473 00:22:54,987 --> 00:22:56,053 - That's the worst. - Thank you. 474 00:22:56,055 --> 00:22:58,155 They play this kind of stuff in Europe all the time. 475 00:22:58,157 --> 00:22:59,856 It's like the whole continent just said, 476 00:22:59,858 --> 00:23:01,961 "You know what? I love 1994. Let's just stay here." 477 00:23:03,963 --> 00:23:05,831 I wouldn't know. I've never been to Europe. 478 00:23:24,017 --> 00:23:25,151 Oh! 479 00:23:26,585 --> 00:23:27,952 For our special today, 480 00:23:27,954 --> 00:23:30,587 I would recommend our meat and bread platter 481 00:23:30,589 --> 00:23:32,156 with a hot pot of fondue. 482 00:23:32,158 --> 00:23:33,859 This is really fancy. 483 00:23:34,294 --> 00:23:35,494 We belong here. 484 00:23:36,997 --> 00:23:39,696 Was this a place that Drew would hang out at? 485 00:23:39,698 --> 00:23:41,332 I mean, Drew. Like... 486 00:23:41,334 --> 00:23:45,704 The same guy that called 7-Eleven sushi Japanese food. 487 00:23:46,906 --> 00:23:48,208 Okay. Who do we think Verne is? 488 00:23:49,309 --> 00:23:50,842 I don't know. 489 00:23:50,844 --> 00:23:52,611 And won't Verne be looking for Drew? 490 00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:56,016 - Fuck! - How's he gonna know it's us? 491 00:23:56,716 --> 00:23:58,249 God damn it! What do we do? 492 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,956 Oh, no. What's wrong? What do you see? 493 00:24:05,325 --> 00:24:08,326 Oh, nothing. It's just that, um, 494 00:24:08,328 --> 00:24:10,529 cake's a lot of flour and dairy for me. I... 495 00:24:11,731 --> 00:24:13,965 I have to have diarrhea. 496 00:24:13,967 --> 00:24:15,287 - Okay. - Okay. 497 00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:20,104 Morgan, you should... You should probably go. 498 00:24:20,106 --> 00:24:21,806 - I can hold it. - No. 499 00:24:21,808 --> 00:24:24,008 - No. Mmm. You should probably not do that. - No. 500 00:24:24,010 --> 00:24:24,942 No. No, this is more important. 501 00:24:24,944 --> 00:24:27,147 No! Oh, my gosh. It's really not. Please go. 502 00:24:35,288 --> 00:24:36,821 Can I bring you anything else? 503 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:38,790 Uh, no. 504 00:24:38,792 --> 00:24:40,958 Don't make a noise. 505 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,629 I'm the person you're here to meet. 506 00:24:44,898 --> 00:24:47,131 I'm sorry. Um, you're Verne? 507 00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:49,401 It's an alias. Now, hand the package over. 508 00:24:49,403 --> 00:24:51,363 Wait. None of this is making any sense. 509 00:24:53,139 --> 00:24:54,741 - Oh, my God! - Don't say a word. 510 00:24:55,909 --> 00:24:57,075 Okay. 511 00:24:57,077 --> 00:24:58,910 Oh, my God. 512 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,681 I'm trying to protect you. 513 00:25:03,683 --> 00:25:05,417 Yeah. The same way you protected Drew? 514 00:25:05,419 --> 00:25:06,951 If you were here to protect me, 515 00:25:06,953 --> 00:25:07,985 you wouldn't be pointing a gun at me. 516 00:25:07,987 --> 00:25:10,389 I may not be in the CIA, but I know that much. 517 00:25:10,391 --> 00:25:12,690 MI6, actually. Drew was CIA. 518 00:25:12,692 --> 00:25:14,026 It's an international effort. 519 00:25:14,028 --> 00:25:15,294 Whatever! 520 00:25:26,273 --> 00:25:27,772 You're Verne? 521 00:25:27,774 --> 00:25:28,775 Guten Morgen. 522 00:25:31,678 --> 00:25:32,847 Guten Verne. 523 00:25:34,781 --> 00:25:35,814 Would you please stop pointing that? 524 00:25:35,816 --> 00:25:37,149 It's making me very nervous. 525 00:25:37,151 --> 00:25:38,217 - When I get nervous... - Sit still and listen. 526 00:25:38,219 --> 00:25:40,319 Okay. 527 00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:42,988 In a moment, everyone in this cafe is gonna start shooting. 528 00:25:42,990 --> 00:25:44,823 They all want what you've got, 529 00:25:44,825 --> 00:25:46,024 and they'll kill each and every one of us 530 00:25:46,026 --> 00:25:47,061 until they get it. 531 00:25:49,964 --> 00:25:51,897 If you run, you'll be killed. 532 00:25:51,899 --> 00:25:53,065 If you do manage to get out, 533 00:25:53,067 --> 00:25:54,032 you won't be able to go anywhere. 534 00:25:54,034 --> 00:25:55,100 If you scan your passport at the border, 535 00:25:55,102 --> 00:25:57,202 there will be men with guns bigger than this one 536 00:25:57,204 --> 00:25:58,904 that won't say a word before they kill you. 537 00:25:58,906 --> 00:26:00,839 And if you do make it to the airport, 538 00:26:00,841 --> 00:26:02,908 we'll be waiting for you. 539 00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:05,978 So hand the package over, and no one gets hurt. 540 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:07,112 Except for Drew. 541 00:26:07,114 --> 00:26:09,316 Okay. It's not productive to keep bringing that up. 542 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:14,688 That's not Verne. 543 00:26:16,724 --> 00:26:17,725 The package. 544 00:26:19,461 --> 00:26:20,661 Good. 545 00:26:33,741 --> 00:26:35,277 That's not Verne! 546 00:26:40,114 --> 00:26:41,115 What? 547 00:26:52,227 --> 00:26:53,227 What? 548 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:02,903 Oh, my God! 549 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:16,550 Morgan! 550 00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:40,141 Oh, my God. 551 00:27:54,456 --> 00:27:55,524 No! 552 00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:57,458 No! Verne, wait! 553 00:28:02,531 --> 00:28:03,597 Holy shit! Run! 554 00:28:27,989 --> 00:28:30,224 Oh, my God! I killed someone! I killed someone! 555 00:28:30,226 --> 00:28:32,093 - Stop yelling that! - Oh, my God! 556 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:35,862 - Oh, my God! - Wait. Shit. 557 00:28:35,864 --> 00:28:37,164 Get in the fucking car! Get in the car! 558 00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:38,499 That car? That's not our car! 559 00:28:38,501 --> 00:28:39,433 Sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm sorry. 560 00:28:39,435 --> 00:28:40,967 Hey! Ah! 561 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:42,169 Okay! Okay, we're set. 562 00:28:42,171 --> 00:28:43,237 - Oh, shit! - What? 563 00:28:43,239 --> 00:28:46,039 It's a stick. Do you know how to drive a stick? 564 00:28:46,041 --> 00:28:48,908 - No! No! - Fuck! 565 00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:51,345 - Which one's the brake? - I don't know. There are so many. 566 00:28:51,347 --> 00:28:52,579 How do I change the fucking gear? 567 00:28:52,581 --> 00:28:53,614 How does your car work? 568 00:28:53,616 --> 00:28:55,149 I'm so sorry. 569 00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:56,517 - It's an emergency! - Oh, my God! 570 00:28:56,519 --> 00:28:57,519 - Oh, God! - Oh! 571 00:29:03,192 --> 00:29:05,926 - Okay. It wasn't so bad. - Get out! Abort! Mission abort! 572 00:29:05,928 --> 00:29:07,995 Sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 573 00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,265 Hurry! Hurry! 574 00:29:09,899 --> 00:29:11,033 Hey! 575 00:29:12,601 --> 00:29:15,137 Stop. The cab. Come on. 576 00:29:17,039 --> 00:29:19,008 Hello. Hi, can we go, please? 577 00:29:21,043 --> 00:29:22,276 - Mr. Yang? - Yeah. 578 00:29:22,278 --> 00:29:24,044 Yeah, my mother married a Chinese man. 579 00:29:24,046 --> 00:29:25,579 It's a very long, beautiful story. They met... 580 00:29:25,581 --> 00:29:28,182 We are Yang. We are Mr. Yang. Yes. 581 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:29,183 - All right. - Thank you so much. 582 00:29:29,185 --> 00:29:30,617 Thank you. We gotta go. 583 00:29:30,619 --> 00:29:31,779 And we're on the gas. 584 00:29:33,923 --> 00:29:36,056 - So, you guys visiting? - No, we live here. 585 00:29:36,058 --> 00:29:38,194 I'm an Austrian man named Mr. Yang. Go. 586 00:29:39,261 --> 00:29:40,361 So, I'm Lukas. 587 00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:41,596 How can I make your ride 588 00:29:41,598 --> 00:29:44,098 - in Vienna excellent today? - Everything's fine. 589 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,032 Everything's great. Can you just drive? 590 00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:46,967 Oh, no. Fine is not good enough for me. 591 00:29:46,969 --> 00:29:48,235 - Okay. - I want excellent. 592 00:29:48,237 --> 00:29:50,237 Would you like some waters? Still? Sparkling? 593 00:29:50,239 --> 00:29:51,606 No, water. Fully hydrated. 594 00:29:51,608 --> 00:29:52,574 Would you like to listen to music? 595 00:29:52,576 --> 00:29:54,975 No. No, no. No music. Just drive, please. 596 00:29:54,977 --> 00:29:56,578 But I'm not only a driver, actually. 597 00:29:56,580 --> 00:29:58,345 I'm also a DJ on Saturday nights. 598 00:29:58,347 --> 00:30:00,381 Oh, get out! Wow, that's cool. 599 00:30:00,383 --> 00:30:01,449 I don't know if you guys are still in town 600 00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:02,451 on Saturday, but look. 601 00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:05,453 Hip-hop music. 602 00:30:05,455 --> 00:30:07,256 Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. 603 00:30:08,190 --> 00:30:09,559 Huh? Good, huh? 604 00:30:21,271 --> 00:30:22,604 - Shit! - Oh, my God! 605 00:30:22,606 --> 00:30:23,605 Okay, listen, buddy. 606 00:30:23,607 --> 00:30:25,206 There's a bunch of men chasing us with guns, 607 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:27,244 and I need you to lose them now. 608 00:30:28,678 --> 00:30:29,977 Fuck yeah! 609 00:30:31,113 --> 00:30:32,115 Oh, my God! 610 00:30:34,684 --> 00:30:36,119 Whoo-hoo! 611 00:30:38,622 --> 00:30:39,922 They're men. Oh, my God! 612 00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:43,324 Oh, my God! 613 00:30:59,609 --> 00:31:01,676 I smoked so much meth before. 614 00:31:01,678 --> 00:31:03,144 Great! Great! 615 00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:11,521 Fear is an illusion! 616 00:31:22,566 --> 00:31:23,633 High five. Up here. 617 00:31:28,305 --> 00:31:29,306 Oh, fuck! 618 00:31:34,377 --> 00:31:35,811 - Get on top of him. - Okay. 619 00:31:35,813 --> 00:31:37,111 Oh, my God! 620 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,121 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 621 00:31:51,829 --> 00:31:52,828 Oh, my God. There's one left. 622 00:31:52,830 --> 00:31:54,364 I know. I see him. 623 00:31:56,333 --> 00:31:57,366 Okay, why are you using the turn signal? 624 00:31:57,368 --> 00:31:58,734 You're literally telling him where we're going. 625 00:31:58,736 --> 00:32:00,201 Sorry. It's a force of habit. 626 00:32:00,203 --> 00:32:01,302 It's a bad habit. 627 00:32:01,304 --> 00:32:02,270 No! It's a good habit. 628 00:32:02,272 --> 00:32:04,575 In most circumstances, it is a very good habit! 629 00:32:08,779 --> 00:32:10,779 Oh, my God! 630 00:32:10,781 --> 00:32:12,015 Fuck you! 631 00:32:17,421 --> 00:32:18,422 Eat my shit! 632 00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:21,557 - Oh, my God! - Okay. 633 00:32:21,559 --> 00:32:22,660 Get in the front. 634 00:32:23,394 --> 00:32:24,727 Yep. Yeah. 635 00:32:24,729 --> 00:32:25,730 Oh, no! 636 00:32:32,570 --> 00:32:35,404 - I can't get my seat belt on! - Where the fuck is he? 637 00:32:35,406 --> 00:32:36,539 Oh, my God! 638 00:32:38,342 --> 00:32:39,744 He's on the fucking roof! 639 00:32:43,681 --> 00:32:45,416 Oh, no! It's the man! Stop it! 640 00:32:48,619 --> 00:32:50,299 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 641 00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:54,571 He's on the top! He's on the top! 642 00:32:56,294 --> 00:32:57,760 No! 643 00:32:57,762 --> 00:32:59,263 Okay. There she goes. 644 00:33:14,445 --> 00:33:16,180 - Why are you speeding up? - I got a plan! 645 00:33:16,648 --> 00:33:18,380 - Okay! - Hold on! 646 00:33:25,757 --> 00:33:27,323 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 647 00:33:35,567 --> 00:33:37,166 - Get the fuck out! - Okay! 648 00:33:37,168 --> 00:33:38,436 Great job! Five stars, Lukas! 649 00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:39,870 Five stars! 650 00:33:40,772 --> 00:33:42,507 Oh, my God! 651 00:33:44,476 --> 00:33:47,677 Oh, God! Jesus! What happened? 652 00:33:47,679 --> 00:33:48,679 We gotta go. 653 00:33:49,681 --> 00:33:51,350 - We gotta go somewhere. - Oh, God! 654 00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:53,318 There's a train station. 655 00:34:11,436 --> 00:34:13,703 So you're saying you failed? 656 00:34:13,705 --> 00:34:16,208 No, there were some unforeseen complications, 657 00:34:17,209 --> 00:34:18,541 but I do have the package. 658 00:34:18,543 --> 00:34:19,711 Let's see it. 659 00:34:28,253 --> 00:34:29,452 It appears I don't have it. 660 00:34:29,454 --> 00:34:31,221 So let me get this right. 661 00:34:31,223 --> 00:34:33,456 You didn't get the package. 662 00:34:33,458 --> 00:34:35,659 The girls still have the package. 663 00:34:35,661 --> 00:34:37,995 And now Highland is likely to get the package. 664 00:34:37,997 --> 00:34:39,498 I won't let that happen, ma'am. 665 00:34:40,399 --> 00:34:41,831 I'm glad that this happened. 666 00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:44,467 Otherwise, you wouldn't have been awarded Best Grandson. 667 00:34:44,469 --> 00:34:45,671 Okay. That's funny. 668 00:34:48,507 --> 00:34:50,306 Ma'am? Ma'am, can you hear us? 669 00:34:50,308 --> 00:34:51,374 Ma'am, did you hear us? 670 00:34:51,376 --> 00:34:52,843 - Ma'am, are you frozen? - Ma'am, can you hear us? 671 00:34:52,845 --> 00:34:54,078 - She's frozen. - Yeah. 672 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,813 Ma'am, wave if you're not frozen, please. 673 00:34:55,815 --> 00:34:57,247 Not frozen. 674 00:34:57,249 --> 00:34:59,683 Just disappointed. 675 00:34:59,685 --> 00:35:01,351 I was just trying to protect them. 676 00:35:01,353 --> 00:35:02,619 Protect them? 677 00:35:02,621 --> 00:35:04,320 Yeah, let them die. They're idiots. 678 00:35:04,322 --> 00:35:06,423 - I know an idiot when I see one. - In the mirror. 679 00:35:06,425 --> 00:35:07,858 Okay. I'm not an idiot, Sebastian. For the record... 680 00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:09,860 Here we go. You went to Harvard. Yes, we all know. 681 00:35:09,862 --> 00:35:11,327 I didn't even mention Harvard. That's the thing. 682 00:35:11,329 --> 00:35:12,930 He was gonna mention Harvard. I was making this simply about merit, 683 00:35:12,932 --> 00:35:13,933 and, yeah... 684 00:35:22,307 --> 00:35:24,474 Yes. Get in. Okay, look. 685 00:35:24,476 --> 00:35:25,976 I got us two tickets to Prague. 686 00:35:25,978 --> 00:35:27,778 - I got us a change of clothes. - Okay, great. We can change 687 00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:29,279 on the train. It leaves in, like, 10 minutes. 688 00:35:29,281 --> 00:35:30,614 And then we can fly home from there. 689 00:35:30,616 --> 00:35:32,483 We just need to get the fuck out of Vienna. 690 00:35:32,485 --> 00:35:35,720 Wait. Can we just take a second to appreciate you? 691 00:35:35,722 --> 00:35:37,621 - Now? Right now? - Yes. 692 00:35:37,623 --> 00:35:39,957 What you did in the cafe with the gun was insane. 693 00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:41,291 You killed a man. 694 00:35:41,293 --> 00:35:42,860 - It's okay. It was a bad man. - Oh, my God! 695 00:35:42,862 --> 00:35:44,662 I just play a lot of video games. 696 00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:45,896 - Can we please just... - No, and then 697 00:35:45,898 --> 00:35:47,465 what you did with the trophies. You switched the trophies. 698 00:35:47,467 --> 00:35:49,033 He literally works in intelligence, 699 00:35:49,035 --> 00:35:50,067 and yet, you were the more intelligent. 700 00:35:50,069 --> 00:35:51,535 How crazy is that? 701 00:35:51,537 --> 00:35:53,504 And then you did all that car stuff. Oh, my God! 702 00:35:53,506 --> 00:35:55,873 It all just kinda happened really quickly. Can we please just move on? 703 00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:58,642 Woman, you are incredible, and I want you to own it. 704 00:35:58,644 --> 00:36:00,911 Listen, I'm owning it. Can we just go, please? 705 00:36:00,913 --> 00:36:01,846 - Wait! Wait! - Oh, my God! 706 00:36:01,848 --> 00:36:03,981 No, I'm not gonna let you minimize this. 707 00:36:03,983 --> 00:36:05,483 - I'm not minimizing! - But you always do this. 708 00:36:05,485 --> 00:36:06,584 You always do this. 709 00:36:06,586 --> 00:36:08,619 - Oh, my God! - Have you ever, 710 00:36:08,621 --> 00:36:09,941 in your whole life, felt so alive? 711 00:36:11,858 --> 00:36:14,727 Attention, the train to Prague is now boarding. 712 00:36:15,995 --> 00:36:17,728 We're gonna be a lot less alive 713 00:36:17,730 --> 00:36:19,363 if we don't make it out to the train. Okay? Please. 714 00:36:19,365 --> 00:36:20,798 Wait, wait, wait. Look at this. 715 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,566 They're really playing up that Mozart is from here, 716 00:36:22,568 --> 00:36:23,934 and they're really downplaying that Hitler is from here. 717 00:36:23,936 --> 00:36:25,605 - Yeah, I would too. Get out. - Okay. 718 00:36:28,474 --> 00:36:29,908 What track is it? 719 00:36:29,910 --> 00:36:31,511 Um, looks like track 10 goes to, um... 720 00:36:32,913 --> 00:36:34,545 "Szkalas." 721 00:36:34,547 --> 00:36:36,982 "Szass... Szabadszallas." 722 00:36:36,984 --> 00:36:39,483 "Nove Hodejovice." 723 00:36:39,485 --> 00:36:41,119 "Usti Nad Labem." 724 00:36:41,121 --> 00:36:44,688 "Parndorf ich Bahnhof. Prague." 725 00:36:44,690 --> 00:36:46,024 "Prague." Track six. Oh, thank God. 726 00:36:46,026 --> 00:36:47,591 - Okay, track six. - Wait. No, no, no, no, no! 727 00:36:47,593 --> 00:36:48,794 Sebastian said if we use our passports 728 00:36:48,796 --> 00:36:49,961 we'll get stopped at the border. 729 00:36:49,963 --> 00:36:50,962 Shit! 730 00:36:50,964 --> 00:36:51,999 What do we do? 731 00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:57,401 Okay. We just have to find two girls who look like us, 732 00:36:57,403 --> 00:36:58,937 tell them what happened, and convince them to give us theirs, 733 00:36:58,939 --> 00:37:00,672 and then they could say that theirs were stolen. 734 00:37:00,674 --> 00:37:02,406 - Who would do that? - Any girls. 735 00:37:02,408 --> 00:37:03,541 Any girls would do that. 736 00:37:03,543 --> 00:37:04,543 Okay. 737 00:37:05,578 --> 00:37:07,513 How about them? They kinda look like us. 738 00:37:09,783 --> 00:37:11,552 No, we don't wanna be them in Europe. 739 00:37:12,553 --> 00:37:14,586 We wanna be them in Europe. 740 00:37:14,588 --> 00:37:15,954 We go all the way down there, 741 00:37:15,956 --> 00:37:18,056 and then it ends up being there. 742 00:37:18,058 --> 00:37:20,391 - Yeah, we do. - Tight shorts. 743 00:37:20,393 --> 00:37:22,894 Just imagine the only guy you've ever loved 744 00:37:22,896 --> 00:37:24,663 dying in front of you 745 00:37:24,665 --> 00:37:27,432 and asking you to do this one thing. 746 00:37:27,434 --> 00:37:29,868 Wouldn't you sacrifice everything? 747 00:37:29,870 --> 00:37:32,070 Imagine if that was your best friend of 12 years. 748 00:37:32,072 --> 00:37:33,738 Wouldn't you go to the ends 749 00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:35,440 - of the Earth to protect her? - Yes. 750 00:37:35,442 --> 00:37:38,009 You guys are weird. 751 00:37:38,011 --> 00:37:39,978 Okay. Actually, we're not "weed." 752 00:37:39,980 --> 00:37:41,546 We are in danger. 753 00:37:41,548 --> 00:37:42,814 You'd be saving our lives 754 00:37:42,816 --> 00:37:43,982 and the lives of a lot of innocent people. 755 00:37:43,984 --> 00:37:45,717 Just go to the embassy and get other passports. 756 00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,619 Sorry. We'd love to help you out, mate, 757 00:37:47,621 --> 00:37:48,887 but we just don't know you. 758 00:37:48,889 --> 00:37:50,589 Ladies and gentlemen, 759 00:37:50,591 --> 00:37:52,459 the train to Prague is now leaving. 760 00:37:56,830 --> 00:37:58,297 You're right. Okay. You know what? 761 00:37:58,299 --> 00:37:59,998 - Have a great time in Poland. - It's been beautiful meeting you. 762 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,633 Now! 763 00:38:01,635 --> 00:38:03,468 - Go! Get it! Shit! - Stop it! 764 00:38:03,470 --> 00:38:04,870 No! 765 00:38:04,872 --> 00:38:05,872 - No! - Stop it! 766 00:38:06,940 --> 00:38:08,408 - I got it! - Stop! No! 767 00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:10,911 Oi! Give me back my bum bag! 768 00:38:13,547 --> 00:38:14,715 Come on! Get in! 769 00:38:15,616 --> 00:38:16,715 Okay. Oh, my God! 770 00:38:16,717 --> 00:38:18,683 Close! Oh, my God! Close. 771 00:38:18,685 --> 00:38:20,652 - Open the door! - I'm sorry. 772 00:38:20,654 --> 00:38:23,655 Give me back my fucking bum bag, you bitch! 773 00:38:23,657 --> 00:38:25,124 Look, your address is on it, 774 00:38:25,126 --> 00:38:28,395 so I can mail it back to you if we survive. 775 00:38:52,754 --> 00:38:53,788 Hello? 776 00:38:55,623 --> 00:38:57,058 Yes. I understand. 777 00:39:03,131 --> 00:39:06,065 Nadedja. 778 00:39:06,067 --> 00:39:07,600 Nadedja, where are you? 779 00:39:07,602 --> 00:39:09,669 Nadedja, you're going to miss your cue again. 780 00:39:09,671 --> 00:39:11,837 You always do this. 781 00:39:29,524 --> 00:39:31,190 I feel like my best friend always knew 782 00:39:31,192 --> 00:39:33,192 that she wanted to be an actress. 783 00:39:33,194 --> 00:39:35,661 - She's just natural at it. - Mmm. 784 00:39:35,663 --> 00:39:38,130 I'm not a natural at anything. 785 00:39:38,132 --> 00:39:40,267 - I tried law school. - Oh, smart. 786 00:39:40,269 --> 00:39:42,969 - Then I tried art school. - That's good. 787 00:39:42,971 --> 00:39:44,036 Big swing there. 788 00:39:44,038 --> 00:39:45,038 I dropped out of both. 789 00:39:46,141 --> 00:39:48,009 Yeah, I never finish anything. 790 00:39:52,046 --> 00:39:53,915 Well, hey, you just finished your beer. 791 00:39:55,717 --> 00:39:57,117 Yeah, that I do finish. 792 00:39:59,121 --> 00:40:01,889 So why don't you finish things? What are you afraid of? 793 00:40:02,124 --> 00:40:03,691 Mmm. 794 00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:06,026 Being average. 795 00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:08,761 Come on. I would not say that you are average. 796 00:40:10,966 --> 00:40:12,935 How would you know? You just met me. 797 00:40:14,602 --> 00:40:16,569 I'm a pretty good judge of character. 798 00:40:16,571 --> 00:40:17,940 You trust me. 799 00:40:22,744 --> 00:40:24,211 Thank you for the dance. 800 00:40:24,213 --> 00:40:25,879 Would you like me to get you another beer? 801 00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:27,715 - Yeah! That'd be great. - Sure. 802 00:40:29,351 --> 00:40:31,218 - Can I get two more, please? - No problem. 803 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,221 Thank you. 804 00:40:34,156 --> 00:40:37,357 Cool, cool, cool. Okay, so here's my advice, right? 805 00:40:37,359 --> 00:40:39,826 - Who are you? - Oh, that's my sister. 806 00:40:39,828 --> 00:40:41,795 - Really? - Not my biological sister, 807 00:40:41,797 --> 00:40:44,097 but my de facto sister. 808 00:40:44,099 --> 00:40:45,832 - Oh. - Yeah. She wouldn't want you to know this, 809 00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:48,101 but she lost her virginity really late, 810 00:40:48,103 --> 00:40:49,903 so she's, like, hungry for it. You know what I mean? 811 00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:51,705 Oh. Cool. 812 00:40:51,707 --> 00:40:53,640 So have fun with that. 813 00:40:53,642 --> 00:40:56,610 But if you hurt her, 814 00:40:56,612 --> 00:40:58,879 - I'll find your best friend... - Mmm-hmm. 815 00:40:58,881 --> 00:41:00,441 - ...I'll cut off his dick... - Mmm-hmm. 816 00:41:01,216 --> 00:41:02,916 ...and I'll make you eat it. 817 00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:04,951 - Oh, okay. - Yeah. 818 00:41:04,953 --> 00:41:06,787 You can have whatever condiments you like, 819 00:41:06,789 --> 00:41:08,257 but you gotta finish it. 820 00:41:10,692 --> 00:41:11,958 What's your name? 821 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,294 - Morgan. How you doing? - Morgan. Drew. 822 00:41:14,296 --> 00:41:16,732 Morgan, anyone ever tell you you're a little much? 823 00:41:23,406 --> 00:41:25,326 Why didn't you tell me that he said that? 824 00:41:27,643 --> 00:41:29,109 You were so into him, 825 00:41:29,111 --> 00:41:31,645 and you can't say shit like that to your best friend 826 00:41:31,647 --> 00:41:33,982 when your best friend's in love with somebody. 827 00:41:36,018 --> 00:41:38,685 It didn't hurt my feelings. 828 00:41:38,687 --> 00:41:41,090 Well, a little bit. It hurt my feelings a little bit. 829 00:41:42,425 --> 00:41:44,260 Morgan. Hey. 830 00:41:45,195 --> 00:41:46,195 I'm really sorry. 831 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,130 I'm sorry too. 832 00:41:49,265 --> 00:41:50,265 I'm sorry he died. 833 00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:52,134 Oh, God. 834 00:41:52,901 --> 00:41:54,835 What do we do with this thing? 835 00:41:54,837 --> 00:41:56,337 I don't even know what this thing is 836 00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:58,239 or what it does, or anything. 837 00:41:58,241 --> 00:42:01,042 God, I feel like such an idiot about all this. 838 00:42:01,044 --> 00:42:02,410 I mean, I met his parents. 839 00:42:02,412 --> 00:42:04,178 They were so normal. 840 00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:05,980 Their names are Tom and Marsha. 841 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:08,149 The night before he disappeared, 842 00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:09,816 we all went to The Cheesecake Factory. 843 00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,785 Oh, my God, that menu. 844 00:42:11,787 --> 00:42:14,422 Dostoevsky wrote that menu. 845 00:42:14,424 --> 00:42:18,226 Who introduces people that don't matter to their parents? 846 00:42:18,228 --> 00:42:20,261 Well, I do. I introduce everyone to my parents. 847 00:42:20,263 --> 00:42:22,797 But that's their gain, 'cause my parents are magic. 848 00:42:22,799 --> 00:42:24,799 - Do you think they knew? - I don't know. 849 00:42:24,801 --> 00:42:26,701 I just wish that he was still alive, 850 00:42:26,703 --> 00:42:27,837 so I could get some answers. 851 00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,072 And then I would tell him to fucking die. 852 00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:41,918 Open it. 853 00:42:43,419 --> 00:42:44,420 Fuck! 854 00:42:45,922 --> 00:42:46,923 There. 855 00:42:49,225 --> 00:42:50,892 What the fuck is that? 856 00:42:50,894 --> 00:42:52,860 It's a flash drive. 857 00:42:52,862 --> 00:42:54,162 They were killing each other for this? 858 00:42:54,164 --> 00:42:55,830 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God! 859 00:42:55,832 --> 00:42:57,932 You know who would know what we should do right now? 860 00:42:57,934 --> 00:43:00,502 - No. - My father is a brilliant attorney... 861 00:43:00,504 --> 00:43:03,237 - No. Mmm-mmm. - ...who has represented people 862 00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,873 who are in much worse trouble than we are right now. 863 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,842 No. Your dad would be furious at us 864 00:43:07,844 --> 00:43:09,844 for breaking a million international laws. 865 00:43:09,846 --> 00:43:11,179 No. He's not gonna be mad. 866 00:43:11,181 --> 00:43:12,880 He wasn't mad when I tried cocaine 867 00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:14,383 with my basketball coach. 868 00:43:14,385 --> 00:43:17,486 He wasn't mad at me when I got deported from Belize. 869 00:43:17,488 --> 00:43:20,087 He didn't get mad when I invited that teenage magician 870 00:43:20,089 --> 00:43:21,856 to live in my grandma's condo. 871 00:43:21,858 --> 00:43:24,127 Oh, yeah. What ever happened to him? 872 00:43:26,930 --> 00:43:29,200 You're not gonna believe this. He disappeared. 873 00:43:30,099 --> 00:43:32,234 Shut up. 874 00:43:32,236 --> 00:43:34,769 No, he actually... He is a missing person. 875 00:43:49,153 --> 00:43:51,220 - Hello? - Mom, it's me. 876 00:43:51,222 --> 00:43:54,289 Oh, thank God! Arnie, she's okay! 877 00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:56,371 - What? - I'm gonna conference your father in. 878 00:43:57,294 --> 00:43:59,129 - This is Arnie. - Hi, Dad. 879 00:43:59,530 --> 00:44:01,065 Hey, button! Hi! 880 00:44:02,433 --> 00:44:03,865 You're all over the papers. 881 00:44:03,867 --> 00:44:05,300 I'm so proud of you. 882 00:44:05,302 --> 00:44:07,102 I always knew the world would write about you. 883 00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:10,405 Did you color your hair? You look like a princess. 884 00:44:10,407 --> 00:44:11,907 Sweetie, let me ask you. 885 00:44:11,909 --> 00:44:13,575 Did you and Audrey murder two people? 886 00:44:13,577 --> 00:44:15,077 Tell me the truth. I can get you out of it. 887 00:44:15,079 --> 00:44:17,079 No, what happened was, I murdered one person, 888 00:44:17,081 --> 00:44:18,561 - but it was an assassin, so... - Shh! 889 00:44:19,416 --> 00:44:20,849 So it didn't count. 890 00:44:20,851 --> 00:44:22,217 No, it doesn't count. 891 00:44:22,219 --> 00:44:24,519 - And Audrey murdered a bunch of people in Austria. - Oh, my God! 892 00:44:24,521 --> 00:44:26,855 - But it was self-defense. - Also fine. 893 00:44:26,857 --> 00:44:28,357 Her boyfriend was murdered in front of us. 894 00:44:28,359 --> 00:44:31,460 - The handsome one? - I mean, he was fine, I guess. 895 00:44:31,462 --> 00:44:34,429 Oh, you know who's really handsome is Patrick Dempsey. 896 00:44:34,431 --> 00:44:37,299 - Where are you now, sweetie? - I'm in Prague. 897 00:44:37,301 --> 00:44:39,502 I don't care for Eastern Europe. Too gothic. 898 00:44:39,504 --> 00:44:42,004 Okay, listen. I got a place where you can hide. 899 00:44:42,006 --> 00:44:44,106 - Okay. - I got a friend, Roger Bernstein. 900 00:44:44,108 --> 00:44:46,408 Lives in Prague. Guy owes me a favor. 901 00:44:46,410 --> 00:44:48,877 Dad represented Roger in a malpractice suit. 902 00:44:48,879 --> 00:44:51,414 Whoa, Carol, you know who's handsome? 903 00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:53,616 Woody Harrelson. You know, people don't think it. 904 00:44:53,618 --> 00:44:56,051 I find him handsome. 905 00:44:56,053 --> 00:44:58,153 - She fell over. - Yeah, I did, actually. 906 00:44:58,155 --> 00:45:00,289 There was one moment I thought I was gonna die. 907 00:45:00,291 --> 00:45:01,557 Yeah. They've got something wrong with them. 908 00:45:01,559 --> 00:45:02,559 Morgan... 909 00:45:06,298 --> 00:45:08,698 ...disappeared from their LA apartment, murdered Ukrainian... 910 00:45:09,867 --> 00:45:11,867 Now. Now. We gotta go. 911 00:45:11,869 --> 00:45:13,369 - Remember the Dingle twins? - Mom... 912 00:45:13,371 --> 00:45:14,537 We gotta go. 913 00:45:14,539 --> 00:45:16,106 Come on. Come on. Now! 914 00:45:57,148 --> 00:45:58,548 Who am I looking for? 915 00:45:58,550 --> 00:46:00,049 I texted pictures. 916 00:46:00,051 --> 00:46:02,253 Targets are two dumb American women. 917 00:46:38,457 --> 00:46:39,590 Oh, my God! 918 00:46:39,592 --> 00:46:40,624 Oh! 919 00:46:40,626 --> 00:46:41,958 You're lagging. 920 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:42,961 You're lagging. 921 00:46:46,599 --> 00:46:50,501 Shit. Okay. We need to find Karlova Street. 922 00:46:50,503 --> 00:46:52,603 Looks like Elephant Valley is on the left. 923 00:46:52,605 --> 00:46:55,408 We're gonna pass the Pavilion of Big Tortoises in a second. 924 00:46:56,609 --> 00:46:58,243 Morgan, this is a map of the zoo. 925 00:47:09,488 --> 00:47:10,488 Okay. 926 00:47:16,429 --> 00:47:18,027 - Hello? - Yes, Roger, 927 00:47:18,029 --> 00:47:19,663 it's Arnie's daughter. He called. 928 00:47:21,100 --> 00:47:22,435 Go. Thank you! 929 00:47:26,672 --> 00:47:28,272 You know, it's funny. 930 00:47:28,274 --> 00:47:30,174 I remember one time, back in the day, 931 00:47:30,176 --> 00:47:33,343 your dad and I were getting ready to go out in the Hamptons. 932 00:47:33,345 --> 00:47:35,279 Your dad had his sunglasses on. 933 00:47:35,281 --> 00:47:37,648 He turned his collar up. He looked super. 934 00:47:37,650 --> 00:47:39,650 We get to the disco, the guy says to him, 935 00:47:39,652 --> 00:47:41,618 "Sir, sir, your collar is up." 936 00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:44,154 Ruined the whole effect. 937 00:47:44,156 --> 00:47:45,622 Hope you don't think I'm being presumptuous, 938 00:47:45,624 --> 00:47:48,360 but I thought you gals looked like you'd enjoy some pot 939 00:47:50,262 --> 00:47:51,462 roast. 940 00:47:53,466 --> 00:47:56,168 I'm okay. I'm actually... I'm so sorry. I am a vegan. 941 00:47:56,435 --> 00:47:58,202 Oh. 942 00:47:58,204 --> 00:48:00,304 Morgan, you're not a vegan. 943 00:48:00,306 --> 00:48:02,272 What? 'Cause of the bacon? 944 00:48:02,274 --> 00:48:04,041 Bacon's meat! 945 00:48:04,043 --> 00:48:06,043 Well, listen. At least let me get you a little vino, okay? 946 00:48:06,045 --> 00:48:07,377 I mean, the only animal cruelty involved 947 00:48:07,379 --> 00:48:09,580 in that is what the wine guy charges me. 948 00:48:10,617 --> 00:48:12,549 I actually like to keep all the best bottles 949 00:48:12,551 --> 00:48:15,118 over there in the study. It's like a... 950 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,688 It's sort of like my homage 951 00:48:16,690 --> 00:48:19,122 - to all the great storytellers. - Yeah. 952 00:48:19,124 --> 00:48:21,526 - Mmm-hmm. - Right now, I'm working my way through a grenache noir 953 00:48:21,528 --> 00:48:24,498 while I enjoy a first edition of La Comedie humaine. 954 00:48:25,064 --> 00:48:27,665 Are you into Balzac? 955 00:48:27,667 --> 00:48:29,503 Less and less with every experience. 956 00:48:31,103 --> 00:48:32,338 Well, I'll be right back. 957 00:48:32,639 --> 00:48:33,740 Okay. 958 00:48:37,343 --> 00:48:39,577 - It's happening again. - What is? 959 00:48:39,579 --> 00:48:41,412 He's into me. 960 00:48:41,414 --> 00:48:43,080 What are you talking about? 961 00:48:43,082 --> 00:48:44,516 He wants a slice. Rog. 962 00:48:44,518 --> 00:48:48,087 No, he's just, you know, like a little weird. 963 00:48:49,422 --> 00:48:52,122 - Older men, they gravitate toward me. - Okay. 964 00:48:52,124 --> 00:48:53,258 - They love me. - Oh, God. 965 00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:55,426 They want this. 966 00:48:55,428 --> 00:48:57,094 If that makes them weird 967 00:48:57,096 --> 00:48:58,730 then my SAT math tutor was weird, 968 00:48:58,732 --> 00:49:00,498 - our landlord is weird. - He's weird. 969 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:01,535 Mandy Patinkin is weird. 970 00:49:03,102 --> 00:49:04,402 - Mmm. - I feel a little nauseated. 971 00:49:04,404 --> 00:49:06,103 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 972 00:49:06,105 --> 00:49:07,207 I'm okay. You just stay. I'll be right back. 973 00:49:07,674 --> 00:49:08,675 Love you. 974 00:49:12,112 --> 00:49:14,245 Hi. Audrey okay? 975 00:49:14,247 --> 00:49:16,614 Oh, yeah, she's fine. She's finished. So am I. 976 00:49:16,616 --> 00:49:19,219 Well, at least let me give you a digestif. 977 00:49:26,893 --> 00:49:28,293 Ah! It's dry. 978 00:49:28,295 --> 00:49:30,762 So are you a lover of art? 979 00:49:30,764 --> 00:49:34,167 Yeah, yeah, oh, lot of art. Love art. 980 00:49:37,137 --> 00:49:38,736 And look at that art. 981 00:49:38,738 --> 00:49:41,573 Doesn't look like she's enjoying herself too much. 982 00:49:41,575 --> 00:49:43,474 Sometimes the sweetest pleasure comes 983 00:49:43,476 --> 00:49:44,796 when you're not enjoying yourself. 984 00:49:47,180 --> 00:49:48,500 Don't know that I agree with that. 985 00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:50,483 You wouldn't? 986 00:49:51,384 --> 00:49:53,119 Okay. We're doing a massage now. 987 00:49:54,755 --> 00:49:55,755 Here we go. 988 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,161 Oh, my God! 989 00:50:02,262 --> 00:50:03,563 Oh, my God! 990 00:50:13,541 --> 00:50:17,408 Roger, thank you so much for having us at your home. 991 00:50:17,410 --> 00:50:20,211 - It's my great pleasure. - But I just... I don't think... 992 00:50:20,213 --> 00:50:21,847 I don't think so. 993 00:50:21,849 --> 00:50:23,784 That actually kind... That kind of hurts. 994 00:50:24,785 --> 00:50:27,318 Huh. Hello. 995 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,187 Who's this? I'm Morgan. 996 00:50:29,189 --> 00:50:31,255 I'm a family friend. Is this your girlfriend? 997 00:50:31,257 --> 00:50:34,760 Nadedja, no. We have to bring them in alive. 998 00:50:34,762 --> 00:50:36,362 Oh, boy. 999 00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:41,333 Weird. 1000 00:50:43,871 --> 00:50:46,472 Ow. Ow. 1001 00:50:46,474 --> 00:50:48,340 - Audrey. - Oh, my God! 1002 00:50:48,342 --> 00:50:51,710 Audrey, Roger is bad. Bad. 1003 00:50:51,712 --> 00:50:53,781 No, that's not Roger. 1004 00:50:57,218 --> 00:50:58,319 That's Roger. 1005 00:50:59,487 --> 00:51:00,888 Ah! 1006 00:51:02,323 --> 00:51:03,323 They want the drive. 1007 00:51:04,925 --> 00:51:07,359 You have to swallow it before they come back. 1008 00:51:07,361 --> 00:51:09,228 - What? - I have thrown up, like, nine times. 1009 00:51:09,230 --> 00:51:10,629 - What? - I can't do it. 1010 00:51:10,631 --> 00:51:13,699 Well, I can't swallow anything. 1011 00:51:13,701 --> 00:51:15,701 I can't even swallow Advil. 1012 00:51:15,703 --> 00:51:17,870 I have to crush it up in my applesauce. 1013 00:51:17,872 --> 00:51:19,738 No. You gotta swallow this. 1014 00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:20,740 No, I... Oh! 1015 00:51:22,443 --> 00:51:25,444 Fine. Okay. If you really want me to. 1016 00:51:25,446 --> 00:51:27,513 Oh, my God, you're heavy. 1017 00:51:27,515 --> 00:51:30,382 - Shut the fuck up, bitch. - Okay. 1018 00:51:30,384 --> 00:51:31,686 - Yeah. Ah! - Ah! 1019 00:51:32,653 --> 00:51:33,654 Okay. 1020 00:51:34,722 --> 00:51:36,524 - Ah. - Close your nose. 1021 00:51:42,731 --> 00:51:44,030 Shit! Shit! 1022 00:51:44,032 --> 00:51:45,932 Let's try it one more time. 1023 00:51:45,934 --> 00:51:49,736 Ah. Ooh. Ah! 1024 00:51:49,738 --> 00:51:51,303 Whoa! 1025 00:51:51,305 --> 00:51:52,573 No, keep it in. 1026 00:51:58,613 --> 00:51:59,913 I can't. 1027 00:51:59,915 --> 00:52:00,915 Shit! 1028 00:52:01,550 --> 00:52:02,551 I can't do it. 1029 00:52:03,552 --> 00:52:04,586 I tried. 1030 00:52:11,292 --> 00:52:12,494 Uh-oh. 1031 00:52:13,762 --> 00:52:15,122 There's the ice cream lady. 1032 00:52:58,940 --> 00:52:59,940 Audrey. 1033 00:53:00,509 --> 00:53:01,510 Audrey. 1034 00:53:03,545 --> 00:53:04,546 Are you okay? 1035 00:53:06,015 --> 00:53:07,015 Oh, God. 1036 00:53:08,084 --> 00:53:10,019 Oh, God. I don't... I don't know. 1037 00:53:12,654 --> 00:53:14,821 - Where the fuck are we? - I don't know. 1038 00:53:14,823 --> 00:53:17,992 Audrey, how are you feelin'? 1039 00:53:17,994 --> 00:53:20,961 Marsha, Tom. Those are... Those are Drew's parents. 1040 00:53:20,963 --> 00:53:23,630 Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that you got dragged into this. 1041 00:53:23,632 --> 00:53:25,765 I never meant for Drew to die. 1042 00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:27,134 We know you didn't, Audrey. 1043 00:53:27,136 --> 00:53:29,136 We're just glad you're alive. 1044 00:53:29,138 --> 00:53:32,405 Will you untie us before they come back and tie you up too? Please. 1045 00:53:32,407 --> 00:53:33,976 So where's the drive? 1046 00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:36,376 Oh. 1047 00:53:36,378 --> 00:53:37,378 You know about that? 1048 00:53:38,580 --> 00:53:39,980 Shut up, you dumb bitch. 1049 00:53:39,982 --> 00:53:41,015 Fuck you! 1050 00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:43,416 You wanna tell your friend to answer the question? 1051 00:53:43,418 --> 00:53:45,755 Trust me, your son would've wanted you to protect us. 1052 00:53:46,956 --> 00:53:48,722 Audrey... 1053 00:53:48,724 --> 00:53:50,991 I don't think those are Drew's parents. 1054 00:53:50,993 --> 00:53:52,693 - Of course, they are. - No. 1055 00:53:52,695 --> 00:53:54,795 We went out to The Cheesecake Factory. 1056 00:53:54,797 --> 00:53:56,530 We shared chicken lettuce cups. 1057 00:53:56,532 --> 00:53:59,600 We were at that restaurant to negotiate the sale of the drive. 1058 00:53:59,602 --> 00:54:01,468 But we talked about real things. 1059 00:54:01,470 --> 00:54:02,970 We talked about Tom's colonoscopy. 1060 00:54:02,972 --> 00:54:04,605 Not getting a colonoscopy. 1061 00:54:04,607 --> 00:54:06,874 He only took you to the restaurant as insurance, 1062 00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:09,076 so we wouldn't kill him if he left with the drive. 1063 00:54:09,078 --> 00:54:10,680 Okay, let's get this done. 1064 00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:13,683 Where is the fucking drive? 1065 00:54:15,017 --> 00:54:15,950 No. No. 1066 00:54:15,952 --> 00:54:18,886 Please, sir. Sir, please don't. 1067 00:54:18,888 --> 00:54:21,555 That's my best friend. Please, just... 1068 00:54:21,557 --> 00:54:22,890 I flushed it down the toilet. 1069 00:54:26,662 --> 00:54:27,797 Do you know what you've done? 1070 00:54:30,933 --> 00:54:31,933 Nadedja. 1071 00:54:39,909 --> 00:54:40,909 Oh, good God. 1072 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,065 What is that? 1073 00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:21,515 Five kilometers out. 1074 00:55:21,517 --> 00:55:23,885 Closing in on the safe house. 1075 00:55:23,887 --> 00:55:26,023 Backup units, be advised, subjects heavily armed. 1076 00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:36,131 Wow! You're so pretty. 1077 00:55:36,133 --> 00:55:38,600 You're barely human, you're so pretty. 1078 00:55:38,602 --> 00:55:40,101 And look how flexible you are. 1079 00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:41,236 Morgan, shut up. 1080 00:55:41,238 --> 00:55:44,005 No, everybody likes compliments. 1081 00:55:44,007 --> 00:55:44,973 She's definitely not loving this, Morgan. 1082 00:55:44,975 --> 00:55:47,075 She loves it. It's working. 1083 00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:48,643 You just... You are so... 1084 00:55:48,645 --> 00:55:49,947 You're so bad. 1085 00:55:51,548 --> 00:55:55,050 Oh! Hey! Hey, are you hungry? I'm hungry. 1086 00:55:55,052 --> 00:55:57,152 You wanna get outta here and get a bite to eat? 1087 00:55:57,154 --> 00:55:58,154 I like you. 1088 00:55:59,623 --> 00:56:00,891 Oh, my God! 1089 00:56:10,734 --> 00:56:12,069 Shit! They got the drive. 1090 00:56:13,304 --> 00:56:15,103 Fuck! 1091 00:56:15,105 --> 00:56:17,105 All right, kids, on my count, send the grenades in. 1092 00:56:17,107 --> 00:56:20,008 - Let's blow this motherfucker up. - Wait! The girls could still be in there. 1093 00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:21,176 Yeah, and if they are, they're either surrounded 1094 00:56:21,178 --> 00:56:22,844 by terrorists or dead. 1095 00:56:22,846 --> 00:56:24,713 - Also, I don't care. - Just give me five minutes 1096 00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:26,182 and three agents. I need to check. 1097 00:56:26,184 --> 00:56:27,649 Oh, so four agents can die? 1098 00:56:27,651 --> 00:56:29,751 You know this is my operation, right? 1099 00:56:29,753 --> 00:56:32,087 So just sit tight, and let's crush this mother 1100 00:56:32,089 --> 00:56:34,956 the way we crushed Yale at football nine years in a row. 1101 00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:37,993 And by "we," I mean Harvard. Let's blow 'em up. 1102 00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:39,594 - Roger that. - Watch the show. 1103 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:44,899 Uh... 1104 00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:47,537 Actually, guys, hold up. Abort mission. 1105 00:56:48,672 --> 00:56:49,952 - Copy that. - Go Crimson. 1106 00:56:58,282 --> 00:57:02,753 I ask question. If I don't like answer, you feel pain. 1107 00:57:04,956 --> 00:57:05,957 Same as her. 1108 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:09,058 It looks worse than it is. 1109 00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:11,127 I have freakishly strong teeth. 1110 00:57:11,129 --> 00:57:14,032 I had braces for nine years. My orthodontist published a paper. 1111 00:57:15,299 --> 00:57:17,599 Where is drive? 1112 00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:19,871 I already told you. I flushed it down the toilet. 1113 00:57:21,906 --> 00:57:26,208 You lie. No, I don't. I don't lie. No. 1114 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:28,980 Oh, my God! 1115 00:57:32,083 --> 00:57:33,716 Please, I'm begging you. Please. 1116 00:57:33,718 --> 00:57:34,786 Please, do me a favor 1117 00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:37,055 and eat my tit, bitch. 1118 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:40,058 And please, please. Please, just please 1119 00:57:40,758 --> 00:57:41,793 go fuck yourself. 1120 00:57:43,227 --> 00:57:44,126 'Cause I'd love it 1121 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:46,264 if you would please just go fuck yourself. 1122 00:58:10,822 --> 00:58:14,324 Trust me that I'm a terrible, terrible liar. 1123 00:58:14,326 --> 00:58:18,094 - Everybody knows when I'm lying. - I can't lie. 1124 00:58:18,096 --> 00:58:20,363 Me, too. I've never kept a secret in my life. 1125 00:58:20,365 --> 00:58:21,964 Secrets are poison. 1126 00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:23,833 Maybe you keep secret for her. 1127 00:58:23,835 --> 00:58:26,403 No, I'll tell you anything that you wanna know about her. 1128 00:58:26,405 --> 00:58:27,405 'Cause I know it all. 1129 00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:31,074 She texts and drives. She does it all the time. 1130 00:58:31,076 --> 00:58:34,044 She Instagrams on the freeway. She hashtags it "driving." 1131 00:58:34,046 --> 00:58:36,246 - What are you doing? - I'm proving to her that 1132 00:58:36,248 --> 00:58:38,048 we don't keep secrets. Just tell her something about me. 1133 00:58:38,050 --> 00:58:40,150 Okay, okay. Um, 1134 00:58:40,152 --> 00:58:42,452 Morgan stole her dad's pain pills after his surgery 1135 00:58:42,454 --> 00:58:44,221 - and sold them at Coachella. - I did. 1136 00:58:44,223 --> 00:58:46,990 Audrey was once babysitting this eight-year-old kid 1137 00:58:46,992 --> 00:58:49,292 and she flirted with him to get him to go to sleep. 1138 00:58:49,294 --> 00:58:50,693 His name was Liam. 1139 00:58:50,695 --> 00:58:52,229 She has sex dreams about Minions. 1140 00:58:52,231 --> 00:58:55,031 Just the one Minion with the one eye. 1141 00:58:55,033 --> 00:58:56,833 Is that supposed to be a dick? 1142 00:58:56,835 --> 00:58:58,435 She googled it on my computer, 1143 00:58:58,437 --> 00:59:00,305 and now I get a lot of weird ads. 1144 00:59:01,073 --> 00:59:02,705 I said I was sorry. 1145 00:59:02,707 --> 00:59:04,076 Audrey shaves between her boobs. 1146 00:59:04,977 --> 00:59:06,042 Uh, Morgan kissed her cousin. 1147 00:59:06,044 --> 00:59:08,478 - I didn't know it was my cousin. - Morgan has HPV. 1148 00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,113 Audrey has HPV. 1149 00:59:10,115 --> 00:59:11,748 Morgan had sex in a playground once. 1150 00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,049 Audrey hit a dog in the face. 1151 00:59:13,051 --> 00:59:14,718 Morgan had lice as an adult. 1152 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,753 Audrey can't come 'cause she's on antidepressants. 1153 00:59:16,755 --> 00:59:18,657 I can! It just takes me a very long time. 1154 00:59:19,858 --> 00:59:21,258 Oh, look. 1155 00:59:21,260 --> 00:59:23,326 Hey, hey. 1156 00:59:23,328 --> 00:59:25,362 - It's working. It's working. - Yeah. 1157 00:59:25,364 --> 00:59:27,444 What else do you wanna know? We'll tell you anything. 1158 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:29,902 How you know so much about her? 1159 00:59:30,503 --> 00:59:32,836 And she about you? 1160 00:59:32,838 --> 00:59:36,206 She's my best friend. We know everything about each other. 1161 00:59:36,208 --> 00:59:37,941 You have a best friend, right? 1162 00:59:37,943 --> 00:59:38,842 Of course she has a best friend. 1163 00:59:38,844 --> 00:59:39,976 - Yeah. - Look at her. 1164 00:59:39,978 --> 00:59:43,013 You're so charming, and you have so many good hobbies. 1165 00:59:43,015 --> 00:59:44,415 - Hobbies. - You do... 1166 00:59:44,417 --> 00:59:46,137 - You do have a best friend. - Yeah. 1167 00:59:47,487 --> 00:59:49,319 Tell us about your best friend. 1168 00:59:49,321 --> 00:59:51,056 - Who is she? - What's her name? What does she look like? 1169 00:59:51,524 --> 00:59:52,724 Bobik. 1170 00:59:53,792 --> 00:59:56,092 - Bobik? - Bobik. 1171 00:59:56,094 --> 00:59:58,897 - Oh. - Tell us about her. Tell us everything about her. 1172 01:00:04,102 --> 01:00:05,102 Bobik. 1173 01:00:07,173 --> 01:00:08,805 - It's a balance beam. - Oh. 1174 01:00:08,807 --> 01:00:10,241 It's a fucking balance beam. 1175 01:00:10,243 --> 01:00:11,509 - Oh, God, no. - Your balance beam's 1176 01:00:11,511 --> 01:00:13,351 - your best fucking friend? - What? Ah, no, no. 1177 01:00:22,921 --> 01:00:24,090 Oh, fuck. 1178 01:00:26,392 --> 01:00:27,793 Oh, fuck. 1179 01:00:28,995 --> 01:00:30,294 You fucking dick, Henshaw! 1180 01:00:33,066 --> 01:00:34,067 Fuck! 1181 01:00:36,569 --> 01:00:39,470 Okay. Light it up. 1182 01:00:39,472 --> 01:00:40,974 Copy. Sending in the grenades. 1183 01:00:56,322 --> 01:00:57,488 What? Oh, my God! 1184 01:00:58,591 --> 01:00:59,792 Who's that? 1185 01:01:07,900 --> 01:01:08,935 Oh, my God! 1186 01:01:28,354 --> 01:01:29,354 - Yes! - Oh! 1187 01:01:42,369 --> 01:01:43,468 Sebastian! 1188 01:01:43,470 --> 01:01:44,636 - Hello. - Oh, my God! 1189 01:01:48,174 --> 01:01:49,809 - Stay close. - Thank you so much! 1190 01:01:50,209 --> 01:01:52,246 Oh, my God! 1191 01:02:03,223 --> 01:02:04,323 Oh, my God! 1192 01:02:18,605 --> 01:02:20,339 Okay, I trust you now. 1193 01:02:20,341 --> 01:02:22,142 Jesus, I should hope so. 1194 01:02:23,944 --> 01:02:25,744 Show me your hands. Show me your hands. 1195 01:02:26,246 --> 01:02:27,247 What? 1196 01:02:30,951 --> 01:02:31,951 Get in the fucking car. 1197 01:02:34,254 --> 01:02:35,255 Us? 1198 01:02:45,366 --> 01:02:49,234 I thought that the international intelligence office would be fancier. 1199 01:02:49,236 --> 01:02:50,635 It's a temporary space. 1200 01:02:50,637 --> 01:02:52,938 We don't wanna call attention to ourselves. 1201 01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:54,639 I know, but can you hang a poster? 1202 01:02:54,641 --> 01:02:56,274 Can we get a drape? Something? 1203 01:02:56,276 --> 01:02:58,443 This is what our tax dollars are paying for? 1204 01:02:58,445 --> 01:03:00,347 You haven't paid your taxes for three years. 1205 01:03:00,948 --> 01:03:02,648 You know that? 1206 01:03:02,650 --> 01:03:04,383 Hey, look, Sebastian, I'm really sorry 1207 01:03:04,385 --> 01:03:05,951 I didn't give you the drive at that cafe. 1208 01:03:05,953 --> 01:03:08,122 Nah. No, I understand. 1209 01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:10,956 Drew told you to keep it safe. 1210 01:03:10,958 --> 01:03:13,026 Can you at least tell us what's on that drive? 1211 01:03:15,396 --> 01:03:16,995 All we know is, 1212 01:03:16,997 --> 01:03:19,097 it was made by an international terrorist group 1213 01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:20,600 named Highland. 1214 01:03:20,602 --> 01:03:23,404 Intelligence tells us they're planning a series of attacks. 1215 01:03:24,371 --> 01:03:26,306 If we had it, we'd know how to stop them. 1216 01:03:30,645 --> 01:03:32,112 Henshaw, my office. 1217 01:03:33,981 --> 01:03:36,516 What? Wait, wait. 1218 01:03:36,518 --> 01:03:39,117 This is your boss? You're the boss? 1219 01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:41,287 We have a real-life Judi Dench in our midst. 1220 01:03:41,289 --> 01:03:43,589 You are the boss, and yet you have not sacrificed 1221 01:03:43,591 --> 01:03:45,991 one ounce of femininity. 1222 01:03:45,993 --> 01:03:48,594 Why have we been spending all of this time talking to the men, 1223 01:03:48,596 --> 01:03:51,597 when this being has been floating through the halls 1224 01:03:51,599 --> 01:03:53,633 of the building? Oh, my God! 1225 01:03:53,635 --> 01:03:57,002 - That's a compliment. - That is the Beyonce of the government. 1226 01:03:57,004 --> 01:03:59,140 Duffer, stay here. 1227 01:04:01,176 --> 01:04:03,209 I have so much respect for you that it has 1228 01:04:03,211 --> 01:04:05,313 circled around into objectification. 1229 01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,346 Ma'am! 1230 01:04:07,348 --> 01:04:09,782 I'm sorry, ma'am. I know I overstepped. 1231 01:04:09,784 --> 01:04:11,451 Overstepped? No. 1232 01:04:11,453 --> 01:04:14,554 I'd say what you did was closer to treason. 1233 01:04:14,556 --> 01:04:17,723 Treason? I was merely trying to help. 1234 01:04:17,725 --> 01:04:21,727 How long did your doctor say that your arm would take to heal? 1235 01:04:21,729 --> 01:04:23,463 Um, three months for the bullet wound, 1236 01:04:23,465 --> 01:04:25,665 - one for the sprain. - Fantastic. 1237 01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,133 Take four months' leave. 1238 01:04:27,135 --> 01:04:28,568 Oh, no. I assume he meant 1239 01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:30,269 the two would heal simultaneously. 1240 01:04:30,271 --> 01:04:31,271 I know what I said. 1241 01:04:32,474 --> 01:04:33,706 Please take me through this. 1242 01:04:33,708 --> 01:04:36,309 What exactly was going through your mind 1243 01:04:36,311 --> 01:04:38,277 when you flushed it down the toilet? 1244 01:04:38,279 --> 01:04:40,346 Were you thinking, "Oh, I know. 1245 01:04:40,348 --> 01:04:41,815 "People are dying because of this. 1246 01:04:41,817 --> 01:04:43,416 "So here's what I'll do. 1247 01:04:43,418 --> 01:04:45,218 "I'll treat it like a piece of shit, 1248 01:04:45,220 --> 01:04:46,552 "wrapped up in toilet paper, 1249 01:04:46,554 --> 01:04:48,289 "and then flush it down the toilet"? 1250 01:04:50,659 --> 01:04:52,826 Oh, this is funny? Death is funny to you? 1251 01:04:52,828 --> 01:04:54,128 No, I'm sorry. 1252 01:04:55,196 --> 01:04:57,129 But that's how you go to the bathroom? 1253 01:04:57,131 --> 01:04:58,765 Oh, great. Okay. Awesome. 1254 01:04:58,767 --> 01:05:00,266 Great. You two laugh. 1255 01:05:00,268 --> 01:05:02,769 Meanwhile, let me tell you how many people have died 1256 01:05:02,771 --> 01:05:04,540 and will die because of your stupidity. 1257 01:05:08,076 --> 01:05:10,109 I'm sorry. Just let me get this straight. 1258 01:05:10,111 --> 01:05:12,111 So you wrap your hands in toilet paper, 1259 01:05:12,113 --> 01:05:13,346 and then you poop into that, 1260 01:05:13,348 --> 01:05:15,081 and then that whole contraption 1261 01:05:15,083 --> 01:05:16,416 is what you drop into the toilet? 1262 01:05:16,418 --> 01:05:18,519 - That was just a metaphor. - You know that the toilet is designed 1263 01:05:18,521 --> 01:05:20,253 to take the work out of it for you, right? 1264 01:05:20,255 --> 01:05:21,688 No, that's not what I was saying. 1265 01:05:21,690 --> 01:05:23,857 I was say... I didn't say that. 1266 01:05:23,859 --> 01:05:25,692 I poop normally. Like everybody else. 1267 01:05:25,694 --> 01:05:28,330 Of course, yes. I know. I'm sorry. Okay. 1268 01:05:30,366 --> 01:05:33,165 Hey, uh, I wanna say goodbye. 1269 01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:34,367 Where are you going? 1270 01:05:36,805 --> 01:05:38,405 I've been suspended. 1271 01:05:38,407 --> 01:05:40,774 You two are to go back to Los Angeles. 1272 01:05:40,776 --> 01:05:42,543 - What? - What? 1273 01:05:42,545 --> 01:05:45,512 Duffer, transport these women to de Gaulle. 1274 01:05:45,514 --> 01:05:47,449 Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. 1275 01:05:49,184 --> 01:05:51,184 Please don't send us home. 1276 01:05:51,186 --> 01:05:54,187 Spying, not easy. We know that now. 1277 01:05:54,189 --> 01:05:57,824 But we have been a real help to this operation, 1278 01:05:57,826 --> 01:06:01,361 and I know the drive is gone, but we are in this, boss. 1279 01:06:01,363 --> 01:06:03,697 And if you would just give us a chance, 1280 01:06:03,699 --> 01:06:07,267 I think that we could be a major resource for you. 1281 01:06:07,269 --> 01:06:11,574 Would you consider keeping us on 1282 01:06:13,175 --> 01:06:15,544 in this intelligence bureau? 1283 01:06:16,913 --> 01:06:19,548 Please. Ma'am. 1284 01:06:22,318 --> 01:06:23,319 Okay. 1285 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,186 All right. 1286 01:06:26,188 --> 01:06:29,124 I am going to take a chance on you two. 1287 01:06:30,392 --> 01:06:31,393 Really? 1288 01:06:31,928 --> 01:06:33,462 I could really use you. 1289 01:06:34,196 --> 01:06:35,562 What? 1290 01:06:35,564 --> 01:06:36,599 Are you serious? 1291 01:06:37,767 --> 01:06:38,768 No. 1292 01:06:40,670 --> 01:06:42,605 Their flight leaves in four hours. 1293 01:06:46,241 --> 01:06:49,309 Hey, Morgan, I think that we should probably just head out. 1294 01:06:49,311 --> 01:06:52,346 The fact that we even survived this is just dumb luck. 1295 01:06:52,348 --> 01:06:53,615 I really just wanna go home. 1296 01:06:53,617 --> 01:06:55,449 What? Why would you wanna go home 1297 01:06:55,451 --> 01:06:56,784 in the middle of all this? 1298 01:06:56,786 --> 01:06:57,785 We're a part of this. 1299 01:06:57,787 --> 01:06:59,656 Come on, this isn't... This isn't who we are. 1300 01:07:00,957 --> 01:07:02,859 Okay? We've done enough. 1301 01:07:04,226 --> 01:07:06,195 Can we please just go home? 1302 01:07:07,864 --> 01:07:08,865 I'm done. 1303 01:07:10,533 --> 01:07:13,701 - Morgan, now. - Okay. Yes. Yes. 1304 01:07:13,703 --> 01:07:16,236 That's a great idea. Hey, Seb, why don't you drop 'em off 1305 01:07:16,238 --> 01:07:17,639 at the airport on your way home? 1306 01:07:17,641 --> 01:07:19,540 It'll prepare you for your next career, 1307 01:07:19,542 --> 01:07:20,810 being a SuperShuttle driver. 1308 01:07:35,825 --> 01:07:37,558 Out of curiosity, 1309 01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,827 if we still had the drive, what would've happened? 1310 01:07:39,829 --> 01:07:41,863 - Hypothetically? - Yeah. 1311 01:07:41,865 --> 01:07:43,631 Uh, I'd figure out how to de-encrypt it, 1312 01:07:43,633 --> 01:07:46,934 then see what Highland's plans are and stop them. 1313 01:07:46,936 --> 01:07:48,872 How do you de-encrypt something like that? 1314 01:07:49,906 --> 01:07:51,641 Why do you wanna know all this? 1315 01:07:53,243 --> 01:07:54,644 Because the drive is in my vagina. 1316 01:07:58,882 --> 01:08:00,149 - What? - What? 1317 01:08:00,151 --> 01:08:02,316 I mean, look, everybody kept saying that it was so important, 1318 01:08:02,318 --> 01:08:04,552 and I wasn't gonna flush something that important down the toilet. 1319 01:08:04,554 --> 01:08:05,853 Why didn't you just give it to Duffer? 1320 01:08:05,855 --> 01:08:07,488 'Cause he's an asshole. 1321 01:08:07,490 --> 01:08:09,824 Wait, so when you said you wanted to go home... 1322 01:08:09,826 --> 01:08:14,362 Yes, it was because I had the flash drive in my vagina. 1323 01:08:14,364 --> 01:08:17,732 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1324 01:08:17,734 --> 01:08:19,902 - I know! - Does it hurt? Does it not hurt? 1325 01:08:19,904 --> 01:08:21,335 You get used to it. 1326 01:08:21,337 --> 01:08:22,570 Wait, so you were lying to that bitch 1327 01:08:22,572 --> 01:08:23,906 when she was torturing us? 1328 01:08:23,908 --> 01:08:25,741 - Yeah. - And you lied to me? 1329 01:08:25,743 --> 01:08:27,608 You broke our sacred bond of trust. 1330 01:08:27,610 --> 01:08:29,610 I know, Morgan. I'm so sorry. 1331 01:08:29,612 --> 01:08:31,980 But it's okay, 'cause it was amazing! 1332 01:08:31,982 --> 01:08:34,950 I, um... Well, I don't mean to be impolite about this but... 1333 01:08:34,952 --> 01:08:37,588 Do you think you could access it from the... 1334 01:08:38,421 --> 01:08:39,755 Place that... 1335 01:08:39,757 --> 01:08:41,890 - In the... - Oh, yeah. 1336 01:08:41,892 --> 01:08:43,894 - What? Here? - Just don't look here. 1337 01:08:44,862 --> 01:08:47,062 Oh. 1338 01:08:47,064 --> 01:08:49,531 This is good. You should get it out. 'Cause the ultimate irony would be 1339 01:08:49,533 --> 01:08:52,402 if you saved the world, and then died of toxic shock syndrome. 1340 01:08:54,038 --> 01:08:57,840 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes 1341 01:08:57,842 --> 01:09:00,243 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes ♪ 1342 01:09:01,545 --> 01:09:02,745 - Okay. - Oh, there it is. 1343 01:09:02,747 --> 01:09:04,312 Oh. 1344 01:09:04,314 --> 01:09:05,647 Should I put it in the... 1345 01:09:05,649 --> 01:09:07,649 - No. I'll, uh... - Like, a tissue? 1346 01:09:07,651 --> 01:09:09,653 No, no, no. I'll take it. I'll take it. 1347 01:09:14,792 --> 01:09:16,925 So are you gonna use that to get your job back? 1348 01:09:16,927 --> 01:09:19,361 People at my job just tried to kill all of us, 1349 01:09:19,363 --> 01:09:21,096 so, to be honest, I'm not sure who to trust anymore. 1350 01:09:21,098 --> 01:09:22,767 But thank you. 1351 01:09:23,501 --> 01:09:25,736 For trusting me. 1352 01:09:28,005 --> 01:09:29,707 Now, will you trust us? 1353 01:09:30,908 --> 01:09:32,674 To help you? 1354 01:09:32,676 --> 01:09:35,111 I mean, you're injured, so I feel like you kind of need us. 1355 01:09:35,113 --> 01:09:37,846 I mean, we're naturals. We're operatives. 1356 01:09:37,848 --> 01:09:40,768 We're semi-professionals at this point. Professional. We are professional. 1357 01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:58,067 So, um... 1358 01:09:58,069 --> 01:10:00,038 Morgan, your idea of blending in is that outfit? 1359 01:10:00,771 --> 01:10:01,938 Yeah. 1360 01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:05,374 Do I not look just like a French woman? 1361 01:10:05,376 --> 01:10:07,010 I look like a French woman. 1362 01:10:07,012 --> 01:10:08,546 You look like a French curtain. 1363 01:10:09,380 --> 01:10:10,782 Yeah, 'cause I can hang. 1364 01:10:11,515 --> 01:10:13,382 - Mmm. Mmm. - Mmm-hmm? 1365 01:10:13,384 --> 01:10:15,684 Something really weird on this drive. 1366 01:10:15,686 --> 01:10:17,386 Oh, I'm sorry. Not all of us 1367 01:10:17,388 --> 01:10:19,521 are perfectly waxed porn stars down there. 1368 01:10:19,523 --> 01:10:21,456 Some of us have stuff. 1369 01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:23,660 Oh, no, I meant the information on it. 1370 01:10:23,662 --> 01:10:25,161 It's State Department encryption. 1371 01:10:25,163 --> 01:10:26,397 Oh. 1372 01:10:27,398 --> 01:10:28,700 - Right. - Figures. 1373 01:10:30,068 --> 01:10:32,902 - What do you mean? - Meaning Highland didn't make it. 1374 01:10:32,904 --> 01:10:34,704 Your government did. 1375 01:10:34,706 --> 01:10:37,040 I can't access it. I don't have clearance. 1376 01:10:37,042 --> 01:10:39,742 What do you mean? You're a spy. Can't you just hack it? 1377 01:10:39,744 --> 01:10:42,779 Well, they change the password every 24 hours. 1378 01:10:42,781 --> 01:10:45,548 Even if I had a supercomputer, it'd take days. 1379 01:10:45,550 --> 01:10:46,749 So what are you saying? 1380 01:10:46,751 --> 01:10:49,752 I'm saying we can't get onto the flash drive. 1381 01:10:49,754 --> 01:10:50,920 - What? - There's gotta be something else 1382 01:10:50,922 --> 01:10:53,823 - we can do. - Not unless you have access to an expert 1383 01:10:53,825 --> 01:10:55,460 in U.S. Intelligence computer security. 1384 01:10:59,064 --> 01:11:00,398 One minute. 1385 01:11:09,908 --> 01:11:11,543 Um... 1386 01:11:15,181 --> 01:11:17,647 Mmm-hmm. 1387 01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:20,516 That's all I remember from high school French. 1388 01:11:20,518 --> 01:11:21,918 Shit. What were the lines I had 1389 01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:23,620 in that French student film? 1390 01:11:23,622 --> 01:11:24,990 Um... 1391 01:11:39,638 --> 01:11:40,672 Oh, God. 1392 01:11:44,576 --> 01:11:45,577 No? 1393 01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:50,613 I need to borrow this for one minute. 1394 01:11:50,615 --> 01:11:51,816 I will be there. 1395 01:11:58,090 --> 01:12:00,124 Uh-huh. Hmm. 1396 01:12:06,498 --> 01:12:07,618 This is Edward. 1397 01:12:08,134 --> 01:12:11,101 Eddie. Eddie Snowden. 1398 01:12:11,103 --> 01:12:13,536 It's Morgan from Buck's Rock Camp. 1399 01:12:13,538 --> 01:12:14,774 Oh, my God! 1400 01:12:15,507 --> 01:12:16,776 Morgan. Um... 1401 01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:19,076 Wow! It's been forever. 1402 01:12:19,078 --> 01:12:20,744 I, uh... 1403 01:12:20,746 --> 01:12:22,212 I sent you a bunch of emails over the years. 1404 01:12:22,214 --> 01:12:24,514 You did? Shoot! 1405 01:12:24,516 --> 01:12:27,918 Well, that's upsetting. I don't know where they went. 1406 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:30,821 I thought that you might not have your AOL account anymore. 1407 01:12:30,823 --> 01:12:32,723 Oh, yeah. I switched to Gmail in '04. 1408 01:12:32,725 --> 01:12:35,526 Oh. Actually, I knew that. 1409 01:12:35,528 --> 01:12:37,728 Right. I guess you would. 1410 01:12:37,730 --> 01:12:39,163 So I've been following the news. 1411 01:12:39,165 --> 01:12:40,998 Oh, my God. Eddie. 1412 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,733 You have to understand, we didn't kill anybody. 1413 01:12:42,735 --> 01:12:43,834 On purpose. 1414 01:12:43,836 --> 01:12:45,970 Of course. It's called a frame job. 1415 01:12:45,972 --> 01:12:48,105 They do that. 1416 01:12:48,107 --> 01:12:50,641 Tell me what you need, Morgan. I'm here for you. 1417 01:12:50,643 --> 01:12:51,944 Are you near a computer? 1418 01:12:53,579 --> 01:12:55,212 Always. 1419 01:12:55,214 --> 01:12:58,184 A capital H. Add sign. Lowercase U. 1420 01:12:59,652 --> 01:13:00,686 Lowercase J. 1421 01:13:01,321 --> 01:13:02,586 Percentage sign. 1422 01:13:02,588 --> 01:13:04,657 - Yes, percentage. - Uppercase Y. 1423 01:13:08,694 --> 01:13:09,829 Oh, my God! That's right. 1424 01:13:10,197 --> 01:13:12,163 Okay. So? 1425 01:13:12,165 --> 01:13:13,205 What are Highland's plans? 1426 01:13:14,334 --> 01:13:16,900 These aren't Highland's plans. 1427 01:13:16,902 --> 01:13:19,870 This drive is a back door to the entire Internet. 1428 01:13:19,872 --> 01:13:22,575 Finances, emails. Everyone's secrets. 1429 01:13:24,844 --> 01:13:26,146 We need to get out of here now. 1430 01:13:27,247 --> 01:13:28,746 We gotta go. 1431 01:13:28,748 --> 01:13:30,748 - Uh-huh. - Morgan. 1432 01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,551 You call me if you're ever in LA now. 1433 01:13:33,320 --> 01:13:35,888 LA's gonna be hard. 1434 01:13:47,934 --> 01:13:49,734 I need to add another target. 1435 01:13:50,103 --> 01:13:51,970 - Double rate. - No. 1436 01:13:51,972 --> 01:13:54,973 You already failed twice. The girls are still alive. 1437 01:13:54,975 --> 01:13:56,941 Highland is very upset. 1438 01:13:59,612 --> 01:14:00,914 Well, hello, beautiful. 1439 01:14:05,786 --> 01:14:07,118 Baby... 1440 01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:08,321 What happened to your face? 1441 01:14:12,759 --> 01:14:13,759 What happened to yours? 1442 01:14:22,803 --> 01:14:24,035 Where we goin', chief? 1443 01:14:24,037 --> 01:14:25,772 Amsterdam. We'll be safe there. 1444 01:14:27,407 --> 01:14:28,608 Can I help you? 1445 01:14:29,709 --> 01:14:30,744 Thank you. 1446 01:14:36,983 --> 01:14:38,085 Nice boobs. 1447 01:14:40,087 --> 01:14:41,087 Thanks. 1448 01:14:44,325 --> 01:14:47,605 Remember, the best place to hide is somewhere full of suspicious people. 1449 01:14:49,062 --> 01:14:51,796 Oh, my God, is this what crack smells like? 1450 01:14:51,798 --> 01:14:53,765 Is this the couple you saw at the gymnasium? 1451 01:14:53,767 --> 01:14:55,434 Ivan and Raisa Petrenko. 1452 01:14:55,436 --> 01:14:57,336 Heads of the Highland crime syndicate. 1453 01:14:57,338 --> 01:14:58,937 - Out of Moscow. - Oh. 1454 01:14:58,939 --> 01:15:01,139 Oligarchs, arms dealers, blackmailers, 1455 01:15:01,141 --> 01:15:02,974 and former gymnastic coaches. 1456 01:15:02,976 --> 01:15:07,179 And this is their trained assassin and former student. 1457 01:15:07,181 --> 01:15:09,148 Not a fan. 1458 01:15:09,150 --> 01:15:11,217 You guys. Audrey, come here. It's us. We're on the news. 1459 01:15:11,219 --> 01:15:12,817 Thought to be part of a bigger terrorist plot... 1460 01:15:12,819 --> 01:15:14,086 We're on TV. 1461 01:15:14,088 --> 01:15:16,155 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - It's happening. 1462 01:15:16,157 --> 01:15:17,189 ...the women were allegedly involved in the murder 1463 01:15:17,191 --> 01:15:18,790 of a local ophthalmologist, 1464 01:15:18,792 --> 01:15:21,860 which may have had a sexual motive. 1465 01:15:21,862 --> 01:15:24,029 Sexual motive? Yeah. He wishes. 1466 01:15:24,031 --> 01:15:25,965 The FBI has released transcripts 1467 01:15:25,967 --> 01:15:28,033 of Facebook messages between the suspects. 1468 01:15:28,035 --> 01:15:30,903 Oh, shit, Morgan. It's our chats. 1469 01:15:30,905 --> 01:15:34,907 "I just wish he would die. Is that too much to ask?" 1470 01:15:36,310 --> 01:15:39,711 "Just for someone to expletive murder him," said Audrey Stockman 1471 01:15:39,713 --> 01:15:40,913 Oh, my God. 1472 01:15:40,915 --> 01:15:45,818 Then, "Do you want me to murder him? I totally will. 1473 01:15:45,820 --> 01:15:47,820 "That's what friends are for. 1474 01:15:47,822 --> 01:15:52,160 "Music note emoji. Music note emoji." Replied Morgan Freeman. 1475 01:15:54,061 --> 01:15:55,296 Your name is Morgan Freeman. 1476 01:15:56,330 --> 01:15:57,463 I just put that together. 1477 01:15:57,465 --> 01:16:01,000 Yeah. I can always get a reservation wherever I want. 1478 01:16:01,002 --> 01:16:02,868 Honestly, I just don't believe 1479 01:16:02,870 --> 01:16:05,204 - that Audrey would ever do this. - Oh. 1480 01:16:05,206 --> 01:16:07,506 - She's just not that kind of person. - Wow, okay. 1481 01:16:07,508 --> 01:16:09,875 You know. She's not that sophisticated. 1482 01:16:09,877 --> 01:16:11,410 I mean, she's 30 years old, 1483 01:16:11,412 --> 01:16:14,780 and she doesn't even have a bed frame, so... 1484 01:16:14,782 --> 01:16:16,949 Box spring counts. A box spring counts. 1485 01:16:16,951 --> 01:16:18,217 We've talked about this. 1486 01:16:28,296 --> 01:16:29,398 Americans? 1487 01:16:36,505 --> 01:16:37,505 Hey. 1488 01:16:37,905 --> 01:16:38,906 Hi. 1489 01:16:47,815 --> 01:16:50,352 I hope you're not upset about what that girl said on the news. 1490 01:16:51,919 --> 01:16:55,087 Oh, well, I'm not that surprised. 1491 01:16:55,089 --> 01:16:56,889 It's not like I've done anything 1492 01:16:56,891 --> 01:16:59,125 that impressive with my life. 1493 01:16:59,127 --> 01:17:01,494 I've seen you do some impressive things. 1494 01:17:01,496 --> 01:17:03,163 You were a great shot in the cafe. 1495 01:17:03,165 --> 01:17:06,333 You switched the trophies on me. 1496 01:17:06,335 --> 01:17:08,501 You didn't break when you were being tortured. 1497 01:17:08,503 --> 01:17:11,240 Plus you had the foresight to stick that thing up your... 1498 01:17:13,874 --> 01:17:14,941 ...thing. 1499 01:17:18,313 --> 01:17:20,280 You know, I'm impressed with you too. 1500 01:17:20,282 --> 01:17:22,115 You risked your whole life for me. 1501 01:17:22,117 --> 01:17:24,150 Not many people would have done that. 1502 01:17:24,152 --> 01:17:26,154 Including my ex-boyfriend. 1503 01:17:28,557 --> 01:17:29,757 Yeah, about that. 1504 01:17:31,193 --> 01:17:32,327 I wanna clear something up. 1505 01:17:33,929 --> 01:17:36,164 You weren't just a cover for Drew. That much I know. 1506 01:17:37,432 --> 01:17:38,432 How? 1507 01:17:39,835 --> 01:17:42,369 I was there the night you two met. At your birthday. 1508 01:17:42,371 --> 01:17:43,470 What? At the bar? 1509 01:17:43,472 --> 01:17:45,438 Outside, in the surveillance van. 1510 01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:47,007 Drew was in the bar to take out a target. 1511 01:17:47,009 --> 01:17:48,410 - Wait, who? - The bartender. 1512 01:17:49,278 --> 01:17:50,545 He was a recruiter for ISIS. 1513 01:17:54,617 --> 01:17:56,485 Craft bourbon cocktail with tobacco bitters 1514 01:17:58,320 --> 01:17:59,320 and rhubarb zest. 1515 01:18:08,030 --> 01:18:09,390 Can you identify him as the target? 1516 01:18:16,204 --> 01:18:17,871 - Oops, I'm sorry. - Oh, sorry! 1517 01:18:17,873 --> 01:18:18,938 Happy birthday. 1518 01:18:18,940 --> 01:18:21,241 No. Do not get distracted. 1519 01:18:21,243 --> 01:18:23,310 - Yeah. - It's not my birthday. 1520 01:18:23,312 --> 01:18:24,512 - Oh. - I, um... 1521 01:18:24,514 --> 01:18:26,880 I just kind of wear it for warmth. 1522 01:18:26,882 --> 01:18:28,214 - Well, if it was your birthday... - She's funny. 1523 01:18:28,216 --> 01:18:29,916 I would say "Happy birthday." 1524 01:18:29,918 --> 01:18:31,521 Thayer, get away from her now. 1525 01:18:33,423 --> 01:18:35,157 In our line of work, being with someone, 1526 01:18:36,359 --> 01:18:37,360 caring about them, 1527 01:18:38,894 --> 01:18:40,927 it makes our job harder. 1528 01:18:40,929 --> 01:18:43,333 So if Drew was trying with you, then... 1529 01:18:45,134 --> 01:18:46,536 That was real. 1530 01:18:47,570 --> 01:18:50,003 And not that you asked my opinion, 1531 01:18:50,005 --> 01:18:51,905 but the worst song on that jukebox is 1532 01:18:51,907 --> 01:18:53,076 Your Body Is a Wonderland. 1533 01:18:53,609 --> 01:18:54,609 No question. 1534 01:18:55,678 --> 01:18:57,178 Oh, my God! What? 1535 01:18:57,180 --> 01:18:59,613 What? No way! Absolutely not. No. 1536 01:19:02,385 --> 01:19:04,085 Um, I lost my virginity to that song. 1537 01:19:04,087 --> 01:19:06,053 What? 1538 01:19:06,055 --> 01:19:08,057 To who? The cheesiest person in the world? 1539 01:19:08,424 --> 01:19:09,858 Oh! 1540 01:19:10,693 --> 01:19:13,260 Oh, hey, guys. 1541 01:19:13,262 --> 01:19:16,199 Uh, rookworst, am I right? 1542 01:19:22,605 --> 01:19:25,274 It always works. It's actually kind of funny. 1543 01:19:28,111 --> 01:19:29,210 Audrey! 1544 01:19:29,212 --> 01:19:30,478 Oh, my God! Morgan. 1545 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:31,480 She talks too much. 1546 01:19:32,648 --> 01:19:33,950 Duffer. 1547 01:19:37,053 --> 01:19:38,319 Jesus! 1548 01:19:38,321 --> 01:19:39,587 Oh, my God! Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1549 01:19:39,589 --> 01:19:41,555 Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Move! Move! 1550 01:19:42,558 --> 01:19:44,291 Hands up. 1551 01:19:44,293 --> 01:19:45,733 - Okay. - That's both hands, cripple. 1552 01:19:47,096 --> 01:19:48,663 Come on, Seb. Higher. 1553 01:19:50,099 --> 01:19:51,966 Just because I can. 1554 01:19:51,968 --> 01:19:54,135 What's this about, Duffer? Revenge? 1555 01:19:54,137 --> 01:19:55,504 I was suspended. You won. 1556 01:19:55,506 --> 01:19:57,106 Come on, man. I know I won. 1557 01:19:58,475 --> 01:20:00,443 I'm just here for this. 1558 01:20:01,978 --> 01:20:05,379 Of course, now I have a few loose ends to tie up. 1559 01:20:05,381 --> 01:20:07,014 Hey! Hey! 1560 01:20:07,016 --> 01:20:09,751 Okay! He has nothing to do with this, okay? 1561 01:20:09,753 --> 01:20:11,753 I promise you this is just Morgan and me. 1562 01:20:11,755 --> 01:20:13,388 Why don't you go back to the CIA, 1563 01:20:13,390 --> 01:20:15,590 - and tell them that? - Jesus! 1564 01:20:15,592 --> 01:20:17,392 You don't know that I'm the bad guy? 1565 01:20:17,394 --> 01:20:18,460 What? 1566 01:20:18,462 --> 01:20:20,328 He's not here on CIA business. 1567 01:20:20,330 --> 01:20:22,062 He's working for Highland now. 1568 01:20:22,064 --> 01:20:24,098 You have no idea how much the Chinese mafia's 1569 01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:25,467 willing to pay for this. 1570 01:20:25,469 --> 01:20:28,270 Or the Russian mafia. Multiple mafias want this. 1571 01:20:28,272 --> 01:20:29,471 And, on that note, 1572 01:20:29,473 --> 01:20:31,673 I'll finish you all off and be on my way. 1573 01:20:31,675 --> 01:20:34,443 As much fun as it's been watching you fucktards play 1574 01:20:34,445 --> 01:20:35,879 Tinker Tailor Stoner Spy. 1575 01:20:42,085 --> 01:20:44,553 - Okay, I got it. - That's a joke, Audrey. 1576 01:20:44,555 --> 01:20:46,288 It's funny, because I'm funny. You know what? It doesn't matter. 1577 01:20:46,290 --> 01:20:48,356 Because there's one thing that's mightier than the pen, 1578 01:20:48,358 --> 01:20:50,158 and it's called a fucking handgun! 1579 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,527 - Oh, my God! - So, for heckling me, Audrey... 1580 01:20:52,529 --> 01:20:53,795 Oh, my God. Please don't do this. Please don't do this. 1581 01:20:53,797 --> 01:20:55,263 Duffer, don't do this. 1582 01:20:55,265 --> 01:20:56,665 - You die first. - Duffer! 1583 01:20:56,667 --> 01:20:57,667 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1584 01:21:02,372 --> 01:21:04,339 Oh. 1585 01:21:04,341 --> 01:21:07,678 This man, he want to rob from us, right? 1586 01:21:11,315 --> 01:21:13,482 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. Yes. Absolutely. 1587 01:21:13,484 --> 01:21:15,519 - Oh, my God! Really, it's scary. - Yes. 1588 01:21:22,092 --> 01:21:23,492 How did he find us? 1589 01:21:23,494 --> 01:21:25,454 I don't know. We took every precaution. 1590 01:21:26,731 --> 01:21:27,697 We only used cash. 1591 01:21:27,699 --> 01:21:28,999 No phones. 1592 01:21:32,503 --> 01:21:33,568 Morgan. 1593 01:21:33,570 --> 01:21:34,570 Hmm? 1594 01:21:35,205 --> 01:21:37,074 Did you call your parents again? 1595 01:21:38,810 --> 01:21:40,542 Yes. I had to. 1596 01:21:40,544 --> 01:21:42,344 My father was gonna think that I was dead 1597 01:21:42,346 --> 01:21:43,411 if he found out about Roger. 1598 01:21:43,413 --> 01:21:46,348 So I went to a souvenir shop, I got a burner phone. 1599 01:21:46,350 --> 01:21:48,584 I picked it up. One second, "Hi, I'm alive." 1600 01:21:48,586 --> 01:21:50,586 And then I threw it in the dumpster. 1601 01:21:50,588 --> 01:21:52,522 They can't trace a call if it's less than two minutes. 1602 01:21:52,524 --> 01:21:54,690 - That's not a thing anymore. - That's not a thing! 1603 01:21:54,692 --> 01:21:56,224 Well, I know that now. 1604 01:21:56,226 --> 01:21:58,293 Ugh... 1605 01:21:58,295 --> 01:22:00,195 Oh, my God. He's coming back to life. 1606 01:22:00,197 --> 01:22:01,399 He's reanimating. 1607 01:22:05,870 --> 01:22:08,804 Okay, it's a phone. That makes more sense. 1608 01:22:08,806 --> 01:22:10,606 It needs a thumbprint. 1609 01:22:10,608 --> 01:22:12,441 - There's the thumb. - Seriously? 1610 01:22:12,443 --> 01:22:14,044 I'm standing, so I can't do it. 1611 01:22:14,779 --> 01:22:15,779 Oh, my God. 1612 01:22:17,715 --> 01:22:19,082 Ugh. 1613 01:22:20,618 --> 01:22:22,718 It says, "Text me when you get the package." 1614 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:24,320 Um... 1615 01:22:24,322 --> 01:22:27,657 Tell him we have the package, and ask where the drop is. 1616 01:22:27,659 --> 01:22:30,192 Oh, shit. It's locked again. Hold on. 1617 01:22:30,194 --> 01:22:32,461 Oh, oh. 1618 01:22:32,463 --> 01:22:34,697 He said, "Bring it to Operation Albrecht." 1619 01:22:34,699 --> 01:22:36,365 - Okay. - What's Operation Albrecht? 1620 01:22:36,367 --> 01:22:37,535 I'm checking his emails. 1621 01:22:39,370 --> 01:22:40,603 Ah. 1622 01:22:40,605 --> 01:22:43,573 He's been communicating with someone named Hunter Pierce. 1623 01:22:43,575 --> 01:22:44,740 So a gay porn star. 1624 01:22:44,742 --> 01:22:46,776 Uh... 1625 01:22:46,778 --> 01:22:49,412 Highland was planning to buy the drive from Duffer. 1626 01:22:49,414 --> 01:22:51,082 They called it Operation Albrecht. 1627 01:22:51,849 --> 01:22:53,616 It's going down tomorrow night. 1628 01:22:53,618 --> 01:22:56,519 There's a gala in Berlin at the Museum of Technology. 1629 01:22:56,521 --> 01:22:59,424 Text him back and say we'll meet them there with the drive. 1630 01:23:01,793 --> 01:23:04,460 The phone is locked again. I need the thumbprint. 1631 01:23:04,462 --> 01:23:06,162 You know what? Forget it. 1632 01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:10,733 - Okay. - Oh, the thumb! Yes! 1633 01:23:10,735 --> 01:23:11,737 Audrey... 1634 01:23:14,305 --> 01:23:16,639 Oh, my God! 1635 01:23:24,917 --> 01:23:26,349 Thumbs up. 1636 01:23:26,351 --> 01:23:27,352 Go. 1637 01:23:31,790 --> 01:23:34,290 So here's the plan. We go to Berlin. 1638 01:23:36,427 --> 01:23:38,528 Wait, we're gonna walk right into this gala? 1639 01:23:38,530 --> 01:23:41,364 No. We pose as two people on the guest list. 1640 01:23:41,366 --> 01:23:43,500 The Canadian ambassador and his wife. 1641 01:23:43,502 --> 01:23:45,401 Uh, won't people know what they look like? 1642 01:23:45,403 --> 01:23:46,536 No. 1643 01:23:46,538 --> 01:23:48,605 No one ever remembers what Canadians look like. 1644 01:23:48,607 --> 01:23:50,442 They land at Tegel Airport at 2:00 p.m. 1645 01:23:51,376 --> 01:23:52,876 Can I do an accent? 1646 01:23:52,878 --> 01:23:54,578 - Please don't. - I know what I'm gonna do. 1647 01:23:54,580 --> 01:23:56,847 Hiya! Is you the Mullicays? 1648 01:23:56,849 --> 01:23:57,849 Perfect. I'm Bill. 1649 01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:00,684 I know what you're thinking. 1650 01:24:00,686 --> 01:24:02,452 How'd a bloke from the East End 1651 01:24:02,454 --> 01:24:04,220 get all the way to Berlin, Germany? 1652 01:24:04,222 --> 01:24:06,923 Well, I will tell you on the way to the car. 1653 01:24:06,925 --> 01:24:10,360 I said, "What are you doing here, Queen?" 1654 01:24:10,362 --> 01:24:13,263 She said, "I was bored up in that castle. 1655 01:24:13,265 --> 01:24:14,500 "I had to get out." 1656 01:24:19,271 --> 01:24:20,873 Okay, let's drive then. 1657 01:24:23,275 --> 01:24:25,575 No! We're being robbed. 1658 01:24:25,577 --> 01:24:27,444 No! Not again. 1659 01:24:27,446 --> 01:24:30,681 - Sorry. - Please, no. I've a little girl at home. 1660 01:24:30,683 --> 01:24:32,749 - Okay. We gotta go! - Me wife is dead. 1661 01:24:32,751 --> 01:24:34,718 - Go. Get out. They're asleep! - She needs a new kidney. 1662 01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:37,520 - Morgan, no, let's just... - I came up with a story. 1663 01:25:04,283 --> 01:25:06,751 I hope I look like the Canadian ambassador's wife. 1664 01:25:06,753 --> 01:25:08,920 I hope I look like Chris Kirkpatrick from NSYNC. 1665 01:25:08,922 --> 01:25:11,321 - Am I done? - Yeah. You're good. 1666 01:25:11,323 --> 01:25:12,690 I just think if one of us is changing her look, 1667 01:25:12,692 --> 01:25:14,324 then the other should change her look 1668 01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:15,392 for disguise reasons. 1669 01:25:15,394 --> 01:25:18,497 Like, you're about to look like Amanda Mullicay. 1670 01:25:19,431 --> 01:25:20,700 And I'm about to look like... 1671 01:25:22,301 --> 01:25:24,869 Shit. I'm about to look like you. 1672 01:25:24,871 --> 01:25:26,938 Not that it's a bad look. It's just we switched places, 1673 01:25:26,940 --> 01:25:29,540 so if they're looking for a blonde and a brunette, 1674 01:25:29,542 --> 01:25:31,341 then we're still gonna be a blonde and a brunette. 1675 01:25:31,343 --> 01:25:32,543 Oh, we fucked up. 1676 01:25:32,545 --> 01:25:34,645 I hope this isn't what gets us killed tonight. 1677 01:25:34,647 --> 01:25:38,082 No. Hey, we're not gonna die tonight. 1678 01:25:38,084 --> 01:25:39,886 You're right, we're not. But if we do... 1679 01:25:41,054 --> 01:25:43,387 - We're not, but if we do... - Oh, my God. 1680 01:25:43,389 --> 01:25:45,990 I know a lot of horrific stuff has happened this week, 1681 01:25:45,992 --> 01:25:47,292 but, um... 1682 01:25:48,661 --> 01:25:50,330 It has been the best week of my life. 1683 01:25:51,798 --> 01:25:54,599 - Really? - Yeah, just being out here, like, 1684 01:25:54,601 --> 01:25:57,835 on this adventure, with you, 1685 01:25:57,837 --> 01:26:00,638 doing the right thing, and nobody's judging me... 1686 01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:01,775 I don't know. 1687 01:26:02,909 --> 01:26:04,310 Do you normally feel judged? 1688 01:26:05,378 --> 01:26:06,544 You know that thing that Drew said to me 1689 01:26:06,546 --> 01:26:08,579 about me being a little much? 1690 01:26:08,581 --> 01:26:10,848 It's not the first time I've heard that. 1691 01:26:10,850 --> 01:26:12,750 You're not "a little much." 1692 01:26:12,752 --> 01:26:15,019 I am. I am "a little much." I'm a lot much. 1693 01:26:15,021 --> 01:26:17,122 No, you're not. 1694 01:26:17,124 --> 01:26:18,456 The only people who don't think so 1695 01:26:18,458 --> 01:26:19,657 are you and my parents. 1696 01:26:19,659 --> 01:26:21,494 That's 'cause everyone else is boring. 1697 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,000 Sorry. 1698 01:26:29,103 --> 01:26:30,835 I'm so proud of you. 1699 01:26:30,837 --> 01:26:32,137 Honey, I'm proud of you. 1700 01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:35,542 Oh, my God. 1701 01:26:38,545 --> 01:26:39,978 - So, don't... - Don't die, okay? 1702 01:26:39,980 --> 01:26:42,047 Please don't die, because then I would die, 1703 01:26:42,049 --> 01:26:44,883 and then we would both be dead, and that would be a waste. 1704 01:26:59,666 --> 01:27:02,034 Morgan. Are you in position? 1705 01:27:02,036 --> 01:27:03,735 Yeah, I was born in position. 1706 01:27:03,737 --> 01:27:05,804 Yes, everyone's born in position. 1707 01:27:05,806 --> 01:27:07,973 That's why they call it the fetal position. 1708 01:27:07,975 --> 01:27:09,540 Right. Yeah, I just got that. 1709 01:27:11,045 --> 01:27:13,946 - Amanda. - Ethan. 1710 01:27:13,948 --> 01:27:16,617 Just act natural. Just another normal night. 1711 01:27:18,418 --> 01:27:19,718 Yeah. 1712 01:27:19,720 --> 01:27:20,919 Performing with Cirque du Soleil 1713 01:27:20,921 --> 01:27:22,788 is actually a top three dream of mine. 1714 01:27:22,790 --> 01:27:23,889 I'm highly prepared for this mission. 1715 01:27:23,891 --> 01:27:27,025 I was a C.I.T. in Acrobatics and Clowning at camp. 1716 01:27:27,027 --> 01:27:29,027 It was competitive and I excelled. 1717 01:27:29,029 --> 01:27:31,196 Once again, Morgan, you're not performing with the troupe. 1718 01:27:31,198 --> 01:27:34,199 Your job is to stay backstage and watch the surveillance. 1719 01:27:34,201 --> 01:27:35,701 We need to locate the buyer. 1720 01:27:35,703 --> 01:27:36,971 Okay. But... But... 1721 01:27:38,205 --> 01:27:40,572 Not just for one song? 1722 01:27:40,574 --> 01:27:41,707 - No. - I hear you. 1723 01:27:41,709 --> 01:27:43,775 But wouldn't I be better able to identify the mark 1724 01:27:43,777 --> 01:27:45,744 if I was spinning around on that silver spinning thingy? 1725 01:27:45,746 --> 01:27:47,079 - No. - Copy that. 1726 01:27:47,081 --> 01:27:48,714 But what if I was on the trapeze? 1727 01:27:48,716 --> 01:27:50,649 In which I am trained. 1728 01:27:50,651 --> 01:27:52,451 - No. - Affirmative. 1729 01:27:52,453 --> 01:27:53,453 Mongoose standing down. 1730 01:27:55,990 --> 01:27:57,456 Hey! 1731 01:28:03,631 --> 01:28:04,863 Hey! 1732 01:28:08,236 --> 01:28:10,736 You guys, you guys, I see someone suspicious. 1733 01:28:10,738 --> 01:28:13,472 Okay. Stay calm. 1734 01:28:13,474 --> 01:28:15,774 - Can you describe them? - Okay. 1735 01:28:15,776 --> 01:28:17,843 He's got an insane twirly mustache. 1736 01:28:17,845 --> 01:28:19,511 He's got the big bushy scary eyebrows. 1737 01:28:19,513 --> 01:28:20,614 And... 1738 01:28:21,782 --> 01:28:23,950 Yep. Yep. He's holding a bag of money. 1739 01:28:23,952 --> 01:28:26,119 Ladies and gentlemen, we have our buyer. 1740 01:28:26,121 --> 01:28:27,921 Yeah, I think that guy's part of the show. 1741 01:28:27,923 --> 01:28:29,788 Yeah, Morgan, I don't think an actual bad guy 1742 01:28:29,790 --> 01:28:31,623 would look like an evil Mr. Monopoly. 1743 01:28:31,625 --> 01:28:32,959 I don't know. 1744 01:28:32,961 --> 01:28:35,094 I gotta go with my gut on this. I'm sorry. 1745 01:28:38,099 --> 01:28:39,134 Oh. 1746 01:28:54,548 --> 01:28:56,783 And I was mistaken. He is a part of the show. 1747 01:28:56,785 --> 01:28:58,887 I repeat, he is a part of the show. 1748 01:29:00,121 --> 01:29:02,722 Oh! 1749 01:29:05,727 --> 01:29:08,094 - What? - That's Tom and Marsha. 1750 01:29:08,096 --> 01:29:10,231 Drew's fake parents. Or whoever they are. 1751 01:29:19,841 --> 01:29:22,675 Morgan, get backstage. I've been blown. 1752 01:29:25,113 --> 01:29:26,113 Who has blown you? 1753 01:29:26,848 --> 01:29:28,181 Morgan, it's not funny. 1754 01:29:28,183 --> 01:29:31,684 I agree. There's nothing funny about you being blown. 1755 01:29:31,686 --> 01:29:32,986 Okay. You two, stay together 1756 01:29:32,988 --> 01:29:34,187 and in plain sight until I get back. 1757 01:29:34,189 --> 01:29:35,924 You, uh... You put the drive somewhere safe? 1758 01:29:36,858 --> 01:29:38,224 Very safe. 1759 01:29:38,226 --> 01:29:39,828 Is it the same place as last time? 1760 01:29:40,195 --> 01:29:41,596 You'll see. 1761 01:29:43,565 --> 01:29:45,125 I don't actually mean, like, you'll see. 1762 01:29:46,735 --> 01:29:47,734 - Please just go. - Yeah. 1763 01:29:47,736 --> 01:29:48,835 Okay. 1764 01:30:03,685 --> 01:30:04,805 No smoking, sir. 1765 01:30:05,121 --> 01:30:06,686 Oh. 1766 01:30:06,688 --> 01:30:08,556 I'm sorry. Awful habit, I know. 1767 01:30:10,159 --> 01:30:11,758 - You want one? - I don't smoke, sir. 1768 01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:12,859 Yeah, neither do I. 1769 01:30:36,185 --> 01:30:37,185 Sebastian... 1770 01:30:38,720 --> 01:30:39,889 Sebastian, you got a text. 1771 01:30:43,658 --> 01:30:44,994 Sebastian, is everything okay? 1772 01:31:15,958 --> 01:31:17,758 Morgan, Sebastian's not responding. 1773 01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:19,427 Oh, my God! That's really bad. 1774 01:31:19,429 --> 01:31:21,795 Or not. I don't wanna scare you. Could mean anything. 1775 01:31:21,797 --> 01:31:24,031 The buyer texted me. I have to go meet him. 1776 01:31:24,033 --> 01:31:26,200 - Or her. - Thank you. I was gonna say, 1777 01:31:26,202 --> 01:31:28,035 women can be terrorists too. 1778 01:31:28,037 --> 01:31:29,970 We can do anything we put our minds to. 1779 01:31:29,972 --> 01:31:31,004 Can you see if you can get eyes on Sebastian? 1780 01:31:31,006 --> 01:31:32,273 He couldn't have gotten far. 1781 01:31:32,275 --> 01:31:33,310 Okay. 1782 01:31:35,811 --> 01:31:37,077 Yeah. In that case, 1783 01:31:37,079 --> 01:31:38,979 I am gonna climb the ladder. I know... 1784 01:31:40,383 --> 01:31:41,516 Morgan? 1785 01:31:41,518 --> 01:31:44,219 ...trapeze platform really is the best vantage point. 1786 01:31:44,221 --> 01:31:45,853 Morgan! 1787 01:31:45,855 --> 01:31:46,989 Oh, my God. 1788 01:32:06,409 --> 01:32:07,643 Audrey. Oh, my God! 1789 01:32:08,078 --> 01:32:09,279 What the fuck? 1790 01:32:10,981 --> 01:32:12,149 Okay. 1791 01:32:13,316 --> 01:32:14,449 Okay. 1792 01:32:16,752 --> 01:32:18,853 Audrey, the goldfinch has reached 1793 01:32:18,855 --> 01:32:20,721 her very precarious perch. 1794 01:32:20,723 --> 01:32:22,490 I think I'm about, I don't know, 1795 01:32:22,492 --> 01:32:24,127 2,000 feet off the ground. 1796 01:32:25,262 --> 01:32:26,263 Huh. 1797 01:32:30,100 --> 01:32:31,101 No. 1798 01:32:37,908 --> 01:32:40,043 Okay. I'm gonna go. Wait. 1799 01:32:41,044 --> 01:32:42,212 What? Excuse me. 1800 01:32:42,946 --> 01:32:44,114 Give me the ladder. 1801 01:32:45,015 --> 01:32:46,080 Fuck me. 1802 01:32:48,285 --> 01:32:50,518 - Drew, you're supposed to be dead. - Dead. Yeah. 1803 01:32:50,520 --> 01:32:52,921 I was right on the edge. 1804 01:32:52,923 --> 01:32:55,292 But the idea of you being out there kept me alive. 1805 01:32:56,527 --> 01:32:57,861 I'm here to save you. 1806 01:32:58,962 --> 01:33:01,062 - Me? - And to stop Henshaw. 1807 01:33:01,064 --> 01:33:03,233 What? Sebastian? No, he's helping us. 1808 01:33:04,234 --> 01:33:06,069 Audrey, do you know about Highland? 1809 01:33:07,370 --> 01:33:09,070 Yeah. 1810 01:33:09,072 --> 01:33:10,307 Sebastian works for Highland. 1811 01:33:12,876 --> 01:33:14,242 No. That's not possible. 1812 01:33:14,244 --> 01:33:15,977 Why would he come and risk his life? 1813 01:33:15,979 --> 01:33:17,278 Why would he get fired? 1814 01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:18,813 What did he tell you? Did he tell you 1815 01:33:18,815 --> 01:33:20,882 you're here to find a buyer for the drive? 1816 01:33:20,884 --> 01:33:22,817 You're just here so he can kill me. 1817 01:33:22,819 --> 01:33:24,888 He was using you as bait to find me. 1818 01:33:25,989 --> 01:33:27,391 He knew that I'd come back for you. 1819 01:33:28,559 --> 01:33:30,126 That I'd never let him hurt you. 1820 01:33:31,395 --> 01:33:32,395 And now, here I am. 1821 01:33:33,564 --> 01:33:35,464 Yeah. 1822 01:33:35,466 --> 01:33:37,466 Audrey, I have some bad news. 1823 01:33:37,468 --> 01:33:40,135 Nadedja is still alive, 1824 01:33:40,137 --> 01:33:42,538 and she is on the other trapeze platform 1825 01:33:42,540 --> 01:33:44,106 right now. 1826 01:33:44,108 --> 01:33:45,507 She might have a bomb on her. I don't know. 1827 01:33:45,509 --> 01:33:47,842 Maybe this is one of the terrorist attacks. 1828 01:33:47,844 --> 01:33:48,776 That doesn't really make any sense. 1829 01:33:48,778 --> 01:33:50,945 She doesn't seem like a suicide bomber. 1830 01:33:50,947 --> 01:33:53,182 That girl has high self-esteem. 1831 01:33:53,184 --> 01:33:54,385 She's so full of herself. 1832 01:33:56,954 --> 01:33:59,121 The point is, Audrey, I'm looking at her, 1833 01:33:59,123 --> 01:34:01,590 and she definitely does wanna kill me. 1834 01:34:01,592 --> 01:34:03,459 And then she's gonna come after you. 1835 01:34:05,863 --> 01:34:08,332 So I think I gotta fix this. 1836 01:34:12,270 --> 01:34:14,138 I can do this. 1837 01:34:14,972 --> 01:34:16,872 Remember your training 1838 01:34:16,874 --> 01:34:18,194 from the New Jersey Circus Center. 1839 01:34:58,483 --> 01:35:00,249 Could I just ask you something? 1840 01:35:00,251 --> 01:35:01,319 Anything. 1841 01:35:03,154 --> 01:35:04,487 Did you leave that drive in my apartment 1842 01:35:04,489 --> 01:35:07,222 because you thought that I would never leave? 1843 01:35:07,224 --> 01:35:10,327 That I wouldn't grow? That I wouldn't go anywhere? 1844 01:35:10,329 --> 01:35:12,395 Did you send me to Vienna because you just 1845 01:35:12,397 --> 01:35:14,096 assumed that I wouldn't question anything? 1846 01:35:14,098 --> 01:35:15,866 No. No. No, no. I mean... 1847 01:35:18,169 --> 01:35:19,237 I underestimated you. 1848 01:35:20,372 --> 01:35:21,506 You hurt me. 1849 01:35:23,642 --> 01:35:25,076 I'm so sorry. 1850 01:35:26,611 --> 01:35:27,611 I had to. 1851 01:35:29,514 --> 01:35:31,416 But now, seeing everything that you've done, 1852 01:35:33,984 --> 01:35:35,253 I've never loved you more. 1853 01:35:37,955 --> 01:35:38,955 Do you love me? 1854 01:35:39,524 --> 01:35:41,193 I love you, Audrey Stockman. 1855 01:35:49,234 --> 01:35:50,268 Looks very real to me. 1856 01:35:56,408 --> 01:35:59,409 What was the name of the nun that beat you 1857 01:35:59,411 --> 01:36:02,245 in whatever fucking orphanage... 1858 01:36:02,247 --> 01:36:04,047 ...you grew up in, you skank? 1859 01:36:04,049 --> 01:36:05,384 Ow. Ow. 1860 01:37:20,493 --> 01:37:23,696 Audrey. Audrey, I did it. 1861 01:37:25,364 --> 01:37:26,432 We're safe. 1862 01:37:28,468 --> 01:37:29,469 Audrey. 1863 01:37:31,204 --> 01:37:32,338 Audrey? 1864 01:37:34,540 --> 01:37:35,541 Shit! 1865 01:37:37,109 --> 01:37:38,678 Your boss give you any new spy gadgets? 1866 01:37:39,479 --> 01:37:40,479 Uh, no. 1867 01:37:41,214 --> 01:37:42,379 Canadian now? 1868 01:37:42,381 --> 01:37:45,516 - Eh! - Eh! Good. 1869 01:37:45,518 --> 01:37:49,322 - Oh, um... I wouldn't open that. - Is that gonna blow my head off? 1870 01:37:49,689 --> 01:37:51,522 Hmm? 1871 01:37:51,524 --> 01:37:54,058 Thousand guesses, never would've landed on "thumb." 1872 01:37:55,561 --> 01:37:57,063 Anything else, Double O Sexy? 1873 01:38:01,534 --> 01:38:02,635 The drive isn't in there. 1874 01:38:06,372 --> 01:38:07,373 Oh, come on. 1875 01:38:10,142 --> 01:38:11,310 Hey. 1876 01:38:12,211 --> 01:38:13,513 You can trust me. 1877 01:38:15,515 --> 01:38:18,584 Really? 'Cause you said not to trust anyone. 1878 01:38:21,722 --> 01:38:23,387 - Stand back! - Go on. Move it. 1879 01:38:23,389 --> 01:38:24,789 Sebastian? 1880 01:38:24,791 --> 01:38:27,193 - Audrey. - Audrey, step back. He's with them. 1881 01:38:28,127 --> 01:38:29,594 - Thayer? - Hey, bro. 1882 01:38:29,596 --> 01:38:31,262 Audrey, step away from him. 1883 01:38:31,264 --> 01:38:33,230 He's gonna kill all of us. 1884 01:38:33,232 --> 01:38:34,668 He said the same thing about you. 1885 01:38:39,606 --> 01:38:40,606 Hello. 1886 01:38:42,709 --> 01:38:44,743 Thayer, remove the target. 1887 01:38:44,745 --> 01:38:45,877 Fuck you, Dad. 1888 01:38:49,349 --> 01:38:50,415 Mom. 1889 01:38:52,319 --> 01:38:55,587 Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait! Wait! Hold on. Hold on. 1890 01:38:55,589 --> 01:38:59,091 Audrey, listen to me. Drew is working with Highland. 1891 01:39:00,294 --> 01:39:01,560 Sebastian was working with Highland. 1892 01:39:01,562 --> 01:39:02,661 That's a lie. 1893 01:39:02,663 --> 01:39:04,496 Audrey, he was working with Duffer too. 1894 01:39:04,498 --> 01:39:05,931 Sebastian was working with Duffer. 1895 01:39:05,933 --> 01:39:08,633 Drew's the one that sent the assassin to the gymnasium. 1896 01:39:08,635 --> 01:39:09,701 He would've let you die. 1897 01:39:09,703 --> 01:39:12,304 Sebastian sent the assassin to the gymnasium. 1898 01:39:12,306 --> 01:39:13,438 Sebastian would've let you die. 1899 01:39:13,440 --> 01:39:15,373 Okay, everything I say you did you can't just say I did. 1900 01:39:15,375 --> 01:39:16,841 I can 'cause I've got the gun. 1901 01:39:28,755 --> 01:39:29,921 You okay? 1902 01:39:29,923 --> 01:39:31,323 I'm so scared. 1903 01:39:31,325 --> 01:39:32,459 It's all right. It's okay. 1904 01:39:36,830 --> 01:39:39,698 I'm so sorry I dragged you into this. 1905 01:39:39,700 --> 01:39:41,540 - It's okay. It's okay. - I know. 1906 01:39:42,402 --> 01:39:44,169 Can we please just go home? 1907 01:39:44,171 --> 01:39:45,270 - Yeah. - Okay. 1908 01:39:45,272 --> 01:39:46,607 I'm gonna take care of you. 1909 01:39:52,279 --> 01:39:53,280 You looking for this? 1910 01:39:55,682 --> 01:39:56,682 Uh, Audrey, that's... 1911 01:39:58,886 --> 01:40:00,953 That's cute, but I don't think you know what you're doing. 1912 01:40:00,955 --> 01:40:03,355 God, you really do still underestimate me. 1913 01:40:03,357 --> 01:40:04,692 Audrey, come on. 1914 01:40:06,694 --> 01:40:07,793 Audrey... 1915 01:40:09,296 --> 01:40:11,164 Get off me! No! 1916 01:40:16,336 --> 01:40:17,435 Oh, my God! 1917 01:40:17,437 --> 01:40:20,271 Oh, Morgan. Always so dramatic. 1918 01:40:21,909 --> 01:40:22,909 Fuck! 1919 01:40:23,611 --> 01:40:24,777 Oh, God! 1920 01:40:26,213 --> 01:40:27,548 Argh! 1921 01:40:35,523 --> 01:40:36,557 You better hurry. 1922 01:40:37,625 --> 01:40:38,625 Finish me off. 1923 01:40:40,895 --> 01:40:42,195 Oh, that's right. 1924 01:40:42,897 --> 01:40:44,563 You never finish anything. 1925 01:40:46,467 --> 01:40:47,702 To quote a text I got, 1926 01:40:49,303 --> 01:40:53,406 "Hey there. It's over. Sorry." 1927 01:40:53,408 --> 01:40:54,874 Audrey... Audrey, don't. 1928 01:40:59,414 --> 01:41:00,581 I lied. 1929 01:41:09,290 --> 01:41:10,589 Drew Thayer, don't move. 1930 01:41:10,591 --> 01:41:11,693 You're under arrest. 1931 01:41:14,929 --> 01:41:17,296 We Have apprehended Drew Thayer. 1932 01:41:17,298 --> 01:41:19,200 It's a little much, don't you think? 1933 01:41:20,535 --> 01:41:22,735 Oh, my God! Are you okay? 1934 01:41:22,737 --> 01:41:24,572 - I'm okay. Are you okay? - Yeah. 1935 01:41:27,508 --> 01:41:28,874 Sebastian? 1936 01:41:35,783 --> 01:41:37,616 What the fuck? 1937 01:41:37,618 --> 01:41:39,920 Okay, these vests, they save your life, 1938 01:41:39,922 --> 01:41:42,288 but they do not prevent you from breaking ribs. 1939 01:41:42,290 --> 01:41:43,589 You're alive. 1940 01:41:46,694 --> 01:41:47,994 Oh, you're alive. 1941 01:41:59,641 --> 01:42:01,608 What is the Heimlich maneuver? 1942 01:42:01,610 --> 01:42:03,509 What is the Heimlich maneuver? 1943 01:42:03,511 --> 01:42:05,045 - That's it. - Instruments for eight. 1944 01:42:05,047 --> 01:42:06,580 This long, powerful horn... 1945 01:42:06,582 --> 01:42:07,948 That's a long number. 1946 01:42:07,950 --> 01:42:08,949 Oh. 1947 01:42:08,951 --> 01:42:10,483 Hello. 1948 01:42:10,485 --> 01:42:12,819 - Mom, I'm alive. - Honey, are you okay? 1949 01:42:12,821 --> 01:42:13,987 Let me turn this down. 1950 01:42:13,989 --> 01:42:15,254 Yeah, I'm gonna put you on speaker. 1951 01:42:15,256 --> 01:42:16,757 - Hold on. - Let me turn the volume down. 1952 01:42:16,759 --> 01:42:19,092 - Put in... Do... Um... - Trying to lower the volume, sweetie, 1953 01:42:19,094 --> 01:42:21,461 - and I can't. - Input. 1954 01:42:21,463 --> 01:42:22,496 Input? I don't see input. 1955 01:42:22,498 --> 01:42:23,597 Sorry, I'm calling 1956 01:42:23,599 --> 01:42:25,532 from an international spy's phone. 1957 01:42:25,534 --> 01:42:27,367 Spy. Who's a spy? 1958 01:42:27,369 --> 01:42:28,602 Yeah, input's doing nothing. 1959 01:42:28,604 --> 01:42:30,704 He's an international spy, 1960 01:42:30,706 --> 01:42:34,007 and his name is Sebastian Henshaw. 1961 01:42:34,009 --> 01:42:36,009 He works for MI6. 1962 01:42:36,011 --> 01:42:37,511 Morgan... 1963 01:42:37,513 --> 01:42:40,647 Can she not reveal my identity? 1964 01:42:40,649 --> 01:42:42,649 Uh, yeah, she tells them everything. 1965 01:42:42,651 --> 01:42:44,551 Hold on. I have a call waiting. 1966 01:42:44,553 --> 01:42:45,754 I love you. 1967 01:42:49,558 --> 01:42:53,760 Sebastian Henshaw's phone. This is Morgan speaking. 1968 01:42:53,762 --> 01:42:54,762 Where's Henshaw? 1969 01:42:55,931 --> 01:42:58,532 Oh, my God. Is this who I think it is? 1970 01:42:58,534 --> 01:43:01,135 How could I possibly know who you think this is? 1971 01:43:01,137 --> 01:43:03,804 Oh, my God. It is you. Wow. 1972 01:43:03,806 --> 01:43:06,006 I'm letting Audrey and Sebastian 1973 01:43:06,008 --> 01:43:08,009 have a little bit of a moment right now. 1974 01:43:08,011 --> 01:43:09,843 You know what I mean? 1975 01:43:09,845 --> 01:43:11,511 - Tell him to call me back. - No, no. It's okay. 1976 01:43:11,513 --> 01:43:15,016 I think I've proven myself a trustworthy junior agent. 1977 01:43:15,018 --> 01:43:16,516 Why don't you give me the message, yeah? 1978 01:43:16,518 --> 01:43:18,418 - Okay. - Okay. 1979 01:43:18,420 --> 01:43:20,021 You may tell him this, 1980 01:43:20,023 --> 01:43:22,455 that he can come back to the office on Monday. 1981 01:43:22,457 --> 01:43:25,159 Really? Oh, my gosh! That's the best. 1982 01:43:25,161 --> 01:43:26,426 - Thank you. - He's gonna be so happy. 1983 01:43:26,428 --> 01:43:27,761 Thank you so much. 1984 01:43:27,763 --> 01:43:30,664 Mon... Oh! Monday is tough for me though. 1985 01:43:30,666 --> 01:43:31,933 - Okay. - No, no, no. 1986 01:43:31,935 --> 01:43:33,600 I have a callback for a Progresso commercial. 1987 01:43:33,602 --> 01:43:36,170 But you know what? Fuck it! 1988 01:43:36,172 --> 01:43:38,039 - I'm gonna cancel it. - I'm not talking about you, Morgan. 1989 01:43:38,041 --> 01:43:39,874 - Do not show up on Monday. - Okay. 1990 01:43:39,876 --> 01:43:43,845 I won't come in on Monday. Gosh, I wouldn't dream of it. 1991 01:43:43,847 --> 01:43:45,179 Great. Thank you. 1992 01:43:45,181 --> 01:43:46,981 No, but I will. I'll see you Monday. 1993 01:43:46,983 --> 01:43:48,582 What do you like in your coffee? 1994 01:43:48,584 --> 01:43:49,750 So when people ask you 1995 01:43:49,752 --> 01:43:51,953 about your first trip to Europe... 1996 01:43:51,955 --> 01:43:54,622 I'm gonna have to tell them the truth. 1997 01:43:54,624 --> 01:43:56,358 It definitely wasn't boring. 1998 01:43:57,026 --> 01:43:58,026 No. 1999 01:44:01,965 --> 01:44:05,602 But I didn't get to do everything that I wanted to do. 2000 01:44:06,703 --> 01:44:08,638 Oh, yeah? What did you forget? 2001 01:44:14,611 --> 01:44:16,844 No. No, no. 2002 01:44:16,846 --> 01:44:18,746 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I thought that you and I maybe... 2003 01:44:18,748 --> 01:44:20,081 - No. Actually it was... - I'm sorry. 2004 01:44:20,083 --> 01:44:21,582 - I was going for the... - I mean, it was the physical 2005 01:44:21,584 --> 01:44:23,853 - pain of my chest. - Okay, then suck it up. 2006 01:44:45,074 --> 01:44:46,607 Hey. 2007 01:44:46,609 --> 01:44:48,075 All for this happening. Love this. 2008 01:44:48,077 --> 01:44:49,510 I'm sorry to interrupt. 2009 01:44:49,512 --> 01:44:51,045 I just talked to the MI6 lady, 2010 01:44:51,047 --> 01:44:53,748 and she said that you would know what to do with the drive? 2011 01:44:53,750 --> 01:44:55,650 I have it this time. 2012 01:44:55,652 --> 01:44:57,618 You told us to keep it somewhere safe. 2013 01:44:57,620 --> 01:44:59,923 Right. So I finally swallowed it. 2014 01:45:00,823 --> 01:45:02,957 Big personal victory of mine. 2015 01:45:02,959 --> 01:45:05,626 Well, we need to destroy it. 2016 01:45:05,628 --> 01:45:07,497 Yeah. As soon as she clears. 2017 01:45:08,798 --> 01:45:09,864 You know what I mean? 2018 01:45:11,101 --> 01:45:13,938 I, um... I should speak to my boss. 2019 01:45:15,005 --> 01:45:16,706 Yep. Bye now. 2020 01:45:19,143 --> 01:45:20,943 Ahhh! 2021 01:45:24,547 --> 01:45:27,117 What? Okay! Okay! 2022 01:45:28,685 --> 01:45:31,153 Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes! 2023 01:46:08,325 --> 01:46:09,758 Happy birthday! 2024 01:46:11,028 --> 01:46:12,196 Okay. Blow, baby, blow! 2025 01:46:15,065 --> 01:46:17,265 Well, I hope your wish was to be entertained. 2026 01:46:19,136 --> 01:46:21,171 Whoa! Guys, guys, guys! It's just a microphone. 2027 01:46:22,239 --> 01:46:25,207 Although, fair warning. 2028 01:46:25,209 --> 01:46:28,045 You may be blown away. Two, three, four, hit it. 2029 01:46:30,215 --> 01:46:34,616 Audrey, it's so good to be here with you in Tokyo, 2030 01:46:34,618 --> 01:46:36,952 my steamy little eda-mommy. 2031 01:46:36,954 --> 01:46:39,755 I have loved you since the udon of time. 2032 01:46:39,757 --> 01:46:42,591 It's Japanese food puns. That's the entertainment. 2033 01:46:42,593 --> 01:46:45,328 I'm going to sashimi 2034 01:46:45,330 --> 01:46:47,965 over here to these very handsome ramen. 2035 01:46:48,899 --> 01:46:50,366 Do you like my food puns? 2036 01:46:50,368 --> 01:46:52,268 Or do you think they're teri-yucky? 2037 01:46:52,270 --> 01:46:53,910 Audrey, I love you so much. 2038 01:46:54,772 --> 01:46:55,772 Happy birthday, baby. 2039 01:46:56,907 --> 01:46:58,876 Morgan! 2040 01:46:59,978 --> 01:47:02,211 You shouldn't have! 2041 01:47:02,213 --> 01:47:03,614 - And yet I did. - Oh. 2042 01:47:04,782 --> 01:47:06,082 Okay, Morgan. It's time. 2043 01:47:06,084 --> 01:47:07,986 Shumai, my, my! Look at you. 2044 01:47:09,087 --> 01:47:10,887 Let's do a little call-and-response 2045 01:47:10,889 --> 01:47:12,989 for Audrey's birthday, shall we? 2046 01:47:12,991 --> 01:47:16,359 When I say "happy," you say "birthday." Happy... 2047 01:47:16,361 --> 01:47:17,626 Happy... 2048 01:47:17,628 --> 01:47:18,327 Audrey, 2049 01:47:18,329 --> 01:47:19,728 happy birthday. 2050 01:48:48,120 --> 01:48:51,754 I have known Audrey for maybe 15 years, 2051 01:48:51,756 --> 01:48:54,724 and, in that time, she has stayed exactly the same. 2052 01:48:54,726 --> 01:48:57,227 She has not changed one bit, and so, I think, 2053 01:48:57,229 --> 01:48:59,396 I kind of know her like the back of my hand, 2054 01:48:59,398 --> 01:49:01,764 and she's a very simple person. 2055 01:49:01,766 --> 01:49:04,301 And she just doesn't really have the mental capacity 2056 01:49:04,303 --> 01:49:06,436 to carry out something like this, I don't think. 2057 01:49:06,438 --> 01:49:07,705 She's a dear friend. 2058 01:49:09,108 --> 01:49:11,175 - They said something about, like... - Yeah. 2059 01:49:11,177 --> 01:49:13,210 They were doing this for a guy or something. 2060 01:49:13,212 --> 01:49:15,479 Oh, yeah. Like someone died in front of them or something. 2061 01:49:15,481 --> 01:49:17,748 Like, one of their boyfriends or something. 2062 01:49:17,750 --> 01:49:20,417 I don't know. It was for love. I don't know. 2063 01:49:20,419 --> 01:49:22,753 Looking in the mirror and seeing the face 2064 01:49:22,755 --> 01:49:24,190 of somebody who was friends with her 2065 01:49:25,024 --> 01:49:26,624 has been really tough. 2066 01:49:26,626 --> 01:49:30,027 And I think we all have to remember the real victims in situations like this 2067 01:49:30,029 --> 01:49:32,029 are the friends. 2068 01:49:32,031 --> 01:49:34,898 Are the childhood friends who were there from day one. 2069 01:49:34,900 --> 01:49:36,967 Who have to carry this burden. 2070 01:49:36,969 --> 01:49:38,889 And will have to carry... Sorry. 2071 01:49:40,206 --> 01:49:41,939 And will have to carry this burden 2072 01:49:41,941 --> 01:49:43,108 for a long time to come. 2073 01:49:44,544 --> 01:49:46,511 If you could speak to them right now, 2074 01:49:46,513 --> 01:49:48,145 what would you say to them? 2075 01:49:48,147 --> 01:49:49,913 Oh! Give 'em a piece of my mind. 2076 01:49:49,915 --> 01:49:51,114 I want my bum bag back. 2077 01:49:51,116 --> 01:49:52,950 Give me my bum bag back for starters. 2078 01:49:52,952 --> 01:49:54,552 My passport, my money. 2079 01:49:54,554 --> 01:49:57,821 - Yeah. -My lip gloss, my keys, my phone. 2080 01:49:57,823 --> 01:49:59,725 - Everything. - They just took everything. 2081 01:50:01,160 --> 01:50:03,927 I don't think that Audrey did do this, 2082 01:50:03,929 --> 01:50:05,798 but, Audrey, if you did do this, 2083 01:50:08,235 --> 01:50:09,236 I forgive you. 2084 01:50:11,338 --> 01:50:13,304 If anyone else back in Australia is watching 2085 01:50:13,306 --> 01:50:14,972 you right now, what do you wanna say to them? 2086 01:50:14,974 --> 01:50:17,808 - We're having such a good time! - Such a good time! 2087 01:50:17,810 --> 01:50:20,079 Hi! We're on TV! 2088 01:50:20,416 --> 01:50:25,416 Subtitles by explosiveskull Resync by GoldenBeard 150395

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