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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,586 --> 00:00:12,344 I took my f-- my ring off my finger. 2 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:13,793 Wait, what?Me and my fiancé 3 00:00:13,862 --> 00:00:15,275 got into a really big fight. I'm, like, drunk, 4 00:00:15,344 --> 00:00:17,862 and he's drunk, he's like, "Go [bleep] Vinny." 5 00:00:17,931 --> 00:00:21,103 So, I'm actually not going to Vegas 6 00:00:21,172 --> 00:00:23,655 because I'm pregnant. 7 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,862 [Nicole] Are you really? 8 00:00:25,931 --> 00:00:27,103 What about Ronnies? Is he coming? 9 00:00:27,172 --> 00:00:29,137 I don't know, man.I don't know. 10 00:00:29,206 --> 00:00:30,620 I haven't heard from him. 11 00:00:30,689 --> 00:00:33,000 I don't know. It's just like, such a bad situation. 12 00:00:35,551 --> 00:00:41,413 [voices over police radio] 13 00:00:41,482 --> 00:00:43,724 ♪ Here I come ♪ 14 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:46,103 Yeah, buddy! 15 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:48,413 Party's here! 16 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:51,103 The Situation is under construction. 17 00:00:51,172 --> 00:00:53,793 This might not have been the best idea. 18 00:00:53,862 --> 00:00:55,931 We're so classy now. 19 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,517 On the seventh day, it'll be lit. 20 00:00:58,586 --> 00:01:00,724 Get the frig out of here, you crazy! 21 00:01:00,793 --> 00:01:02,896 ♪ Here I come ♪♪ 22 00:01:02,965 --> 00:01:06,034 ♪♪ 23 00:01:06,103 --> 00:01:07,241 ♪ Whoo ♪ 24 00:01:07,310 --> 00:01:09,689 ♪♪ 25 00:01:09,758 --> 00:01:14,482 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 26 00:01:14,551 --> 00:01:16,758 ♪♪ 27 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:18,655 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 28 00:01:18,724 --> 00:01:20,862 [Deena] Doesn't it all look pretty? It all came out so pretty. 29 00:01:20,931 --> 00:01:23,172 So I'm super excited. Today's the big day. 30 00:01:23,241 --> 00:01:25,241 We're having the gender reveal party. 31 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:26,931 We find out if we're having a boy or a girl. 32 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,655 And I just want the party to be perfect. How you doing, guys? 33 00:01:29,724 --> 00:01:33,000 It's a box, and we're gonna put dynamite thing, it'll be a smoke bomb. 34 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:36,241 Oh, it smells like horse poop. 35 00:01:36,310 --> 00:01:38,413 You smell that? Stinky! 36 00:01:38,482 --> 00:01:40,206 So today's is Deena's reveal party. 37 00:01:40,275 --> 00:01:42,310 This is like, one of the best things to do when you're pregnant 38 00:01:42,379 --> 00:01:45,310 because you're finding out what you're having, a boy or a girl. 39 00:01:45,379 --> 00:01:48,034 And I know Deena's so excited. So I'm coming with Sissy. 40 00:01:48,103 --> 00:01:51,448 I love spending the day with my baby. My little meatball. 41 00:01:51,517 --> 00:01:53,275 Hi, mama.Hi, mwah. 42 00:01:53,344 --> 00:01:54,344 Perfect dress.Hi! 43 00:01:54,413 --> 00:01:56,172 She has a baby in there. 44 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,517 Remember how you were in my belly and I pooped you out? She's gonna do that. 45 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:01,931 We're a family. So, you know, being here for her 46 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,724 and finding out what she's having, I'm super excited. 47 00:02:04,793 --> 00:02:07,482 This is so cute, did you do all the decorations?Yeah. 48 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,275 [man] Where you gonna put this? 49 00:02:10,344 --> 00:02:11,931 [Jenni] Backseat. 50 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,586 Today is gender reveal day. 51 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:17,000 So I'm picking up this adorable cake for Deena, 52 00:02:17,068 --> 00:02:18,724 and a bunch of little cupcakes. 53 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:19,793 But I don't want it to tilt. 54 00:02:19,862 --> 00:02:20,862 Should we seatbelt the-- 55 00:02:20,931 --> 00:02:23,103 I'm going to, yeah. 56 00:02:23,172 --> 00:02:25,379 This cake is buckled in my car. 57 00:02:25,448 --> 00:02:27,896 Don't drive like a [bleep], Jenni. 58 00:02:27,965 --> 00:02:29,793 Like, I am paranoid right now. 59 00:02:29,862 --> 00:02:31,034 I don't wanna [bleep] up Deena's cake. 60 00:02:31,103 --> 00:02:33,241 [car honking, yelps] 61 00:02:33,310 --> 00:02:35,655 You almost ruined my cake! 62 00:02:35,724 --> 00:02:37,758 I have a strong feeling that it's a girl. 63 00:02:37,827 --> 00:02:38,827 What do you think it is? 64 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:39,965 I think it's a girl. 65 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:42,000 I have a such a strong feeling. 66 00:02:42,068 --> 00:02:43,965 So I feel like the baby's gonna be a girl. 67 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:45,620 Chris thinks it's a boy. 68 00:02:45,689 --> 00:02:47,310 Chris's family is more on the blue side. 69 00:02:47,379 --> 00:02:49,689 But a lot of my family is on the girl side. 70 00:02:49,758 --> 00:02:51,517 I feel like it's, like, 50-50. 71 00:02:51,586 --> 00:02:53,689 Uncle Rick!Hey! 72 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,896 [Chris] I knew you'd say boy. 73 00:02:55,965 --> 00:02:59,000 [gasps] Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, what is-- 74 00:02:59,068 --> 00:03:00,689 It's just the tape.It shifted. 75 00:03:00,758 --> 00:03:01,862 It's fine. Okay. 76 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:04,241 [Mike] Wait, teddy bears.What? 77 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,413 Get the teddy bears. 78 00:03:05,482 --> 00:03:06,827 Oh, I thought you said "titties." 79 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:09,586 This week is going to be an action-packed week. 80 00:03:09,655 --> 00:03:12,137 First we have the gender reveal party, 81 00:03:12,206 --> 00:03:15,103 and then we're gonna celebrate myself and Pauly's birthday. 82 00:03:15,172 --> 00:03:16,517 What do you think of my teddy bears? 83 00:03:16,586 --> 00:03:19,034 Teddy bear's cute, but I like my unicorn way better. 84 00:03:19,103 --> 00:03:23,137 [Mike] And the icing on the cake, Pauly has a gig down in AC 85 00:03:23,206 --> 00:03:25,310 and the squad's just gonna go down there and turn up. 86 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,379 Hey! Hi! 87 00:03:27,448 --> 00:03:28,448 You're team blue? 88 00:03:28,517 --> 00:03:29,517 [Lauren] I am team blue. 89 00:03:29,586 --> 00:03:32,517 You're team pink.I'm both. 90 00:03:32,586 --> 00:03:33,965 I'll be honest with you, I don't even know 91 00:03:34,034 --> 00:03:36,275 what a gender reveal party is. 92 00:03:36,344 --> 00:03:39,379 Do we give the teddy bear to her now or laters? 93 00:03:39,448 --> 00:03:41,379 And most importantly, what are they serving 94 00:03:41,448 --> 00:03:43,517 at the gender reveal party? 95 00:03:43,586 --> 00:03:45,517 Ohh, I didn't know we had a lot of food 96 00:03:45,586 --> 00:03:47,068 in here like this.[Jenni] Yeah. 97 00:03:47,137 --> 00:03:49,241 [Mike] I'm supposed to be on a diet, but it's Sunday. 98 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:53,310 So it is cheat day. Little salamis, you know? 99 00:03:53,379 --> 00:03:56,068 I actually get so excited for cheat day because it's just 100 00:03:56,137 --> 00:03:58,517 a whole day of living my best life. 101 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:01,724 This cheese is good. Taste it. 102 00:04:01,793 --> 00:04:05,413 There's hot appetizers, there's cold appetizers. 103 00:04:05,482 --> 00:04:09,448 We'll try a little pastas. A pasta station... endless. 104 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:13,068 It's just like, whew! I'm excited. 105 00:04:14,448 --> 00:04:16,620 Hey! How you doing? 106 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:19,827 Gender reveal party, not really sure what that is. 107 00:04:19,896 --> 00:04:22,551 But whatever it is, I love her and I'm here for her, you know what I mean? 108 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:24,551 Hey, Vin! Hi. Oh! 109 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,034 Welcome to the party! 110 00:04:26,103 --> 00:04:29,379 Hi, Vin. I'm just eating, hi. Hi, Dee. 111 00:04:29,448 --> 00:04:30,448 Oh, Deena...You went with the blue. 112 00:04:30,517 --> 00:04:31,655 You ain't playin' around. 113 00:04:31,724 --> 00:04:33,586 Yeah.[both laughing] 114 00:04:33,655 --> 00:04:35,758 If Laurens wasn't here, you wouldn't be playing around either. 115 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:38,275 I know, I know, I know. 116 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:42,172 I will have my cheat day until 11:59 p.m. 117 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:43,413 What do you think she's having, a boy or a girl? 118 00:04:43,482 --> 00:04:45,965 Girl. A girl? 119 00:04:46,034 --> 00:04:47,275 I say boy. 120 00:04:49,068 --> 00:04:51,413 If you don't plan, you plan to fail. 121 00:04:51,482 --> 00:04:52,689 [laughing] 122 00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:54,000 Do you have to listen to these quotes all day? 123 00:04:54,068 --> 00:04:55,689 [Lauren] Yeah.[laughing] 124 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:58,620 He says it like it's, like, he's speaking scripture, 125 00:04:58,689 --> 00:04:59,655 you know? Yeah. 126 00:04:59,724 --> 00:05:01,137 I have tons of quotes. 127 00:05:01,206 --> 00:05:04,034 You know, a smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. 128 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:06,965 Life is a marathon and not a sprint. 129 00:05:07,034 --> 00:05:09,310 The waves are not gonna stop, but you can learn how to surf. 130 00:05:09,379 --> 00:05:12,206 You can throw me to a pack of wolves, 131 00:05:12,275 --> 00:05:15,758 I shall return leading the pack. [chuckling] 132 00:05:15,827 --> 00:05:17,137 'Cause I walk it like I talk it, that's why. 133 00:05:17,206 --> 00:05:19,137 Yeah, you really believe in the words. 134 00:05:19,206 --> 00:05:20,793 Honey, do you-- do you want more foods? 135 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:24,241 Do you need more foods? You ate everythings? 136 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:26,413 All right. You guys speak to Ronnie? 137 00:05:26,482 --> 00:05:28,000 I haven't talked to him. 138 00:05:28,068 --> 00:05:31,034 Last time we talked to Ron, 139 00:05:31,103 --> 00:05:33,206 he got run over by Jen in a car 140 00:05:33,275 --> 00:05:34,413 and he was like, in the hospital. 141 00:05:34,482 --> 00:05:36,206 He didn't come to Seaside. 142 00:05:36,275 --> 00:05:37,655 We saw his arm in his story. 143 00:05:37,724 --> 00:05:39,000 I saw that! 144 00:05:39,068 --> 00:05:42,172 [Nicole] All of us are concerned about Ron. 145 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:43,655 We don't know what's going on with him. 146 00:05:43,724 --> 00:05:45,758 But he's our family, he's our brother. 147 00:05:45,827 --> 00:05:47,655 And we just wanna make sure he's okay. 148 00:05:54,413 --> 00:05:56,551 [Ronnie] So I'm heading to Deena's party right now. 149 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:58,137 I'm hoping to surprise her because I wasn't there 150 00:05:58,206 --> 00:06:00,344 for her when her father passed away. 151 00:06:00,413 --> 00:06:02,827 When my dad died, it doesn't matter. 152 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:06,620 You come up to me and you [bleep] tell me you're sorry. 153 00:06:06,689 --> 00:06:08,275 'Cause you knew my dad. 154 00:06:08,344 --> 00:06:10,275 You weren't [bleep] there! 155 00:06:10,344 --> 00:06:12,103 That [bleep] killed me. 156 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,758 I feel like me being there for her 157 00:06:13,827 --> 00:06:16,275 and surprising her shows that I do love her. 158 00:06:20,034 --> 00:06:22,241 [Lauren] Look at this dog, he's so cute. 159 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:25,206 Looks beautiful. Are you happy? Good.Mm-hmm. 160 00:06:32,344 --> 00:06:33,620 Oh, my God. Aww! 161 00:06:33,689 --> 00:06:35,103 Oh, my God. 162 00:06:39,068 --> 00:06:40,551 Thank you. 163 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:41,862 It says "Deener" on it. 164 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:43,344 [Deena laughing] I can't. 165 00:06:43,413 --> 00:06:45,137 "Dear Baby Pauly or Paulette. 166 00:06:45,206 --> 00:06:47,172 "Sorry I couldn't be there today. 167 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:50,413 "Can't wait to find out if you're going to be my niece or nephew. 168 00:06:50,482 --> 00:06:52,103 "Looking forward to spoiling you. 169 00:06:52,172 --> 00:06:53,724 Love, Uncle Pauly."Aww... 170 00:06:53,793 --> 00:06:57,517 Aww, that was so cute. Wait... I can't. 171 00:06:57,586 --> 00:06:59,137 With the stickers. 172 00:06:59,206 --> 00:07:01,758 Subtlety is not one of his strong points. 173 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:05,137 My outfit really matches, if you look at this pinkness. 174 00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:07,034 It's just funny 'cause this is actually something he would wear. 175 00:07:07,103 --> 00:07:08,068 Yeah, oh, yeah.Like in Vegas or something. 176 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:09,137 [Mike] Yes, I would. 177 00:07:09,206 --> 00:07:10,379 He was busting out some... 178 00:07:10,448 --> 00:07:12,551 I had the flamingos...Some weird color, yeah. 179 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:13,689 Brought out the flamingos. 180 00:07:13,758 --> 00:07:17,034 [Nicole] Oh, [bleep]! How'd you get here? 181 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,448 What? Holy sh-- 182 00:07:19,517 --> 00:07:20,896 You just passed me!You just walked by her. 183 00:07:20,965 --> 00:07:22,206 Oh, my God! 184 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,931 What're you, Rico Suave?![Ronnie] Hi. 185 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,413 [Vinny] What the hell?Who are you? 186 00:07:25,482 --> 00:07:26,931 Ron? Yes. 187 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,620 What the hell are you doing here?What the hell?! 188 00:07:28,689 --> 00:07:30,413 I feel like I'm seeing a ghost. 189 00:07:30,482 --> 00:07:32,551 Look at you, wow. 190 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,965 He's been in the hospital. 191 00:07:34,034 --> 00:07:36,724 And now Ron's, like, hair gelled, he's showered. 192 00:07:36,793 --> 00:07:38,551 So I'm like, what the [bleep]? 193 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:39,862 [Jenni] I walked right by you. 194 00:07:39,931 --> 00:07:41,413 You look so good.Yeah. 195 00:07:41,482 --> 00:07:43,000 Oh, my God. 196 00:07:43,068 --> 00:07:46,586 Honey... 197 00:07:46,655 --> 00:07:49,827 What's happening?What the... 198 00:07:49,896 --> 00:07:51,172 [Nicole] How's your arm? 199 00:07:51,241 --> 00:07:54,310 It's good... It's good. 200 00:07:54,379 --> 00:07:55,620 Seeing Ronnie is like seeing Bigfoot. 201 00:07:55,689 --> 00:07:59,103 Like, you hear about him on TMZ every day. 202 00:07:59,172 --> 00:08:02,793 And then, like, to see him in person is kinda wild, you know what I mean? 203 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:04,586 Like, I don't really know how to react. 204 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:08,379 Oh, my God. Ron! I didn't know you were coming! 205 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:09,965 Yeah... Congratulations. 206 00:08:10,034 --> 00:08:11,448 What a surprise. 207 00:08:11,517 --> 00:08:14,206 The gender reveal party, it's a huge moment for Deena. 208 00:08:14,275 --> 00:08:17,241 I'm so happy you came. I'm so shocked. 209 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:20,137 I'm here for her no matter what. 210 00:08:20,206 --> 00:08:21,344 I'm happy for you and Chris. 211 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:22,586 You didn't have to do that, though. 212 00:08:22,655 --> 00:08:24,827 No, like, really. I feel like, so bad. 213 00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:27,103 I'm happy I'm here. I needed to be around, like, everybody. 214 00:08:27,172 --> 00:08:28,655 Yeah.You know, I miss you guys. 215 00:08:28,724 --> 00:08:29,827 No, we miss you too.When you guys FaceTimed 216 00:08:29,896 --> 00:08:31,344 me from Jersey, I was like-- like... 217 00:08:31,413 --> 00:08:33,827 I'm like, oh, no, I'm fine over here. 218 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:36,517 And I'm like... oh, no, it's just poor connection. 219 00:08:36,586 --> 00:08:38,034 'Cause I knew you were going through a lot so 220 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:39,827 I figured you weren't coming. Well... 221 00:08:39,896 --> 00:08:42,517 And so I was like, I'm not sure if he's gonna come. 222 00:08:42,586 --> 00:08:45,310 No, I know. But with all the stuff with your father last year... 223 00:08:45,379 --> 00:08:46,655 Yeah. 224 00:08:46,724 --> 00:08:48,034 I didn't wanna miss another big event. 225 00:08:48,103 --> 00:08:50,862 Oh, thank you. 226 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,068 That means so much to me that you did that. 227 00:08:53,137 --> 00:08:54,827 Clearly he's going through a lot with Jen. 228 00:08:54,896 --> 00:08:57,965 So the fact that Ronnie sits me down and he says, you know, 229 00:08:58,034 --> 00:09:00,344 after not being there for you when your father passed... 230 00:09:00,413 --> 00:09:02,310 [Ronnie] I'm just sorry I couldn't be there, Dee. 231 00:09:02,379 --> 00:09:05,344 I should've been there for you, and I'm sorry. 232 00:09:05,413 --> 00:09:08,241 It really made me cherish our friendship even more. 233 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:09,931 You know I'll always be here for you. 234 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,172 Oh, I know. I love you. 235 00:09:13,241 --> 00:09:15,379 Aunt Jenni. 236 00:09:15,448 --> 00:09:17,344 You know Jenni. 237 00:09:17,413 --> 00:09:19,172 It was such a surprise that you showed up. 238 00:09:19,241 --> 00:09:20,724 [laughing] 239 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:23,620 It was actually a good surprise. We see a lot of pictures online. 240 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:27,862 [horn honks, tires screech] 241 00:09:27,931 --> 00:09:31,206 We haven't really spoken to Ron, and we've been hearing so many 242 00:09:31,275 --> 00:09:34,551 things on the news. And I have more questions 243 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:36,000 than I have answers right now. 244 00:09:36,068 --> 00:09:38,793 Is everything starting to shape up, 245 00:09:38,862 --> 00:09:40,172 fall into place for you and whatnot? 246 00:09:40,241 --> 00:09:41,344 Yeah, everything's good, bro. 247 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:43,344 Okay, good, good, good. 248 00:09:43,413 --> 00:09:45,000 [Vinny] How's your arm?What? 249 00:09:45,068 --> 00:09:46,241 I didn't know it was both arms. 250 00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:49,103 Yeah, nah. It's a little bit [bleep] but... 251 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,793 It's good. 252 00:09:50,862 --> 00:09:53,241 Are you like, good? Fully mobile and [bleep]? 253 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:56,068 It's whatever, bro. It is what it is. 254 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:58,551 Yeah, but how did you end up... Were you dragged from the car? 255 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:01,172 What? 256 00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:03,862 How did you end up outside of the vehicle? 257 00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:06,379 I just got out, and she pulled off, and... 258 00:10:06,448 --> 00:10:08,758 But you were still hung up-- hung up on the seatbelt?Like, was it an accident? 259 00:10:08,827 --> 00:10:09,896 No, no, no, it wasn't like... 260 00:10:09,965 --> 00:10:11,344 Was it an accident? 261 00:10:11,413 --> 00:10:12,482 Yeah, it was an accident. 262 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:17,413 It was an accident? [blows raspberry] 263 00:10:17,482 --> 00:10:20,793 My bad, bro, I-- shouldn't even brought that [bleep] up, son. 264 00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:22,206 It wasn't like she... 265 00:10:22,275 --> 00:10:23,965 Tried to pull-- drag you?Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah. 266 00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:25,931 Okay, how did you, um... 267 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,310 How did you actually get hurt, though? 268 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:30,034 I got out the car. 269 00:10:30,103 --> 00:10:32,620 She drove off. Maybe I think I grabbed 270 00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:34,275 onto the door and it just, you know, and I fell. 271 00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:41,379 It was just a bunch of unfortunate events where I was just... 272 00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:42,965 It was just like a misunderstanding. 273 00:10:43,034 --> 00:10:46,379 He just got stuck in the seatbelt, dragged on the highway. 274 00:10:46,448 --> 00:10:49,241 Got road rash, went over a divider, popped three tires. 275 00:10:51,344 --> 00:10:52,724 It happens to everybody. 276 00:10:52,793 --> 00:10:56,655 Well... glad we got that squared away. 277 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,758 Seriously. 278 00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:02,103 Are you and Jen trying to work things out or... 279 00:11:02,172 --> 00:11:03,137 Yeah. 280 00:11:05,172 --> 00:11:07,862 What the [bleep] is this kid doing? 281 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:08,965 Well... 282 00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,103 Are you and Jen trying to work things out or... 283 00:11:20,172 --> 00:11:21,206 Yeah. 284 00:11:23,655 --> 00:11:26,413 Well...We're gonna do some, like, 285 00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:28,655 couples therapy. Okay. 286 00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:32,206 The man was dragged by a vehicle on three flat tires 287 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,931 by his baby moms, and now him and Jen 288 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,551 are trying to work this out? Whoa. 289 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,965 Seven hours of, like, therapy a day. 290 00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:43,000 It's like school, and then you take the [bleep] final. 291 00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:46,413 [clears throat] I will say that... from-- 292 00:11:46,482 --> 00:11:49,206 due to the recent order of events, I don't-- 293 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,413 I didn't think you should be with-- with Jen. 294 00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:55,034 Yeah.But if you are 295 00:11:55,103 --> 00:11:57,379 doing this stuff, it might not hurt. 296 00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:58,758 Yeah. 297 00:11:58,827 --> 00:12:00,724 You know what I mean? If it doesn't work out, 298 00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:03,103 I pray to God that you'll be like, all right, 299 00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:04,413 we tried everything we could.Yeah, nah, bro, yeah. 300 00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,793 I'm honestly scared, you know what I mean? 301 00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:10,482 Because this is a serious thing. Like Jen literally was dragging 302 00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:13,586 Ronnie with a car and she went to jail, all right? 303 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:18,275 So like, that whole situation terrifies me. 304 00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:20,137 What's next on the horizon? 305 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,793 Uh, your guys' birthday.Yep, mm-hmm. 306 00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:23,931 Getting ready for you guys' birthday. 307 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,724 How good is that? 308 00:12:26,793 --> 00:12:28,413 Yeah! 309 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:31,206 Uh, we're gonna start rallying by the thing to do it. 310 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:33,689 Can we all take a picture first?Yeah, yeah. 311 00:12:35,344 --> 00:12:37,793 Yay, let's go find out we're having a girl! 312 00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:39,793 [Nicole] We're having a boy! 313 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:41,620 [Lauren] There it is. 314 00:12:41,689 --> 00:12:45,689 Okay... Oh, my God. I'm so nervous. 315 00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:47,655 To Deener and Chris! 316 00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:51,793 I feel like crying already. Put me to sleep. 317 00:12:51,862 --> 00:12:53,000 I don't know why I'm nervous. Are you nervous? 318 00:12:53,068 --> 00:12:54,448 Yeah.I'm nervous. 319 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:58,034 Oh, look at Chris. He's so nervouses.Oh, he's nervous. 320 00:12:58,103 --> 00:12:59,482 Guys, thank you so much for coming. 321 00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:00,586 [Deena] Yeah, thank you. 322 00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:03,517 It means a lot to us. 323 00:13:03,586 --> 00:13:06,103 It's happening.[Jenni] It's happening? 324 00:13:06,172 --> 00:13:09,689 [Nicole] Come on, boy! 325 00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:12,034 What is it? We're finally gonna find out 326 00:13:12,103 --> 00:13:13,172 are we having a boy or a girl? 327 00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:14,931 I cannot wait anymore. I'm dying. 328 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,103 It's a boy![Jenni] It's a girl! 329 00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:22,862 [all cheering] 330 00:13:22,931 --> 00:13:25,517 Ohh! 331 00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:28,827 Now I can name my son after Chris and my dad. 332 00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:31,172 A little boy! 333 00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:33,724 I'm shocked! Oh, my God! 334 00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,103 Congrats. 335 00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:37,758 I'm so happy for you guys! 336 00:13:37,827 --> 00:13:38,896 Do you have names already? 337 00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:40,620 Christopher John after my dad. 338 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:44,103 [all] Aww! 339 00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:47,793 I love it. How emotional. 340 00:13:47,862 --> 00:13:49,862 Blue smoke is coming out, and I'm so happy 341 00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:51,275 for Deena and Chris right now. 342 00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:53,344 They really deserve this. They have such a cute 343 00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:56,275 relationship, and they were so excited it was a boy. 344 00:13:56,344 --> 00:13:59,137 She's gonna pass on her father's name. 345 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,517 Ohh! Your heart just melts. 346 00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:04,310 Like, it's such a beautiful thing. 347 00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,000 [Deena] Ohh, how cute! 348 00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:07,551 [Chris] Deer, deer. 349 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,103 [Deena] That's Dad telling us he's here. 350 00:14:09,172 --> 00:14:11,172 [woman] Oh-- oh, my God, two deers! 351 00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,551 Oh, my God! 352 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,034 [Deena] That's... that's Dad. 353 00:14:16,103 --> 00:14:19,862 [woman] Yes. Oh, my God. That was so nice. 354 00:14:19,931 --> 00:14:22,655 I knew my dad was going to be here today because 355 00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:26,344 let's be real like, he's watching over, you know, 356 00:14:26,413 --> 00:14:27,793 my little monkey inside of me. 357 00:14:27,862 --> 00:14:30,413 But the fact that I got the sign, like, 358 00:14:30,482 --> 00:14:33,586 just made my day. 359 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,413 So we're having a little son. Little boy. 360 00:14:35,482 --> 00:14:36,448 [all] Aww! 361 00:14:36,517 --> 00:14:38,655 Your boyfriend! 362 00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:41,034 [Jenni] Ooh, pass the forks. 363 00:14:41,103 --> 00:14:43,068 I have the first piece of cake here. 364 00:14:43,137 --> 00:14:44,344 Dee, you have to have the first piece. 365 00:14:44,413 --> 00:14:45,689 You gotta have the first piece.Thank you. 366 00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:46,965 I'll have the second one, though. 367 00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:48,586 [all laughing] 368 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,551 [Deena] So overall, the party was everything I imagined. 369 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,551 It was everybody I love under one roof. 370 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,793 All right, love you, Ron, love you guys. 371 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,482 [all] Bye. 372 00:14:57,551 --> 00:15:00,931 [Deena] And I'm honestly so happy we're having a little boy. 373 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,689 And it's gonna be the cutest and most annoying little thing in the world. 374 00:15:04,758 --> 00:15:07,241 Like, it's gonna be amazing. I can't wait. 375 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:09,206 We're gonna get outta here. I wanted to say good-bye 376 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,896 and congratulations. Love you guys. 377 00:15:10,965 --> 00:15:12,206 [Chris] Thanks so much for coming. 378 00:15:12,275 --> 00:15:13,689 [Deena] Yes.Comin' up on my birthdays? 379 00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:14,827 Yes! Chris is gonna come... 380 00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:18,827 ♪♪ 381 00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:23,482 [Deena and Nicole] Happy birthday! 382 00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:25,793 Whoa, I love birthdays this time a'year! 383 00:15:25,862 --> 00:15:27,413 [toy guns clicking]Oh! 384 00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:28,482 [Mike] Hey! 385 00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:29,620 [Vinny] Oh, that's dope. 386 00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:31,965 [megaphone siren blaring] 387 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:41,793 ♪♪ 388 00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:43,310 Yo, happy birthday, kid. 389 00:15:43,379 --> 00:15:45,413 Oh, thank you, brother. Mmm... 390 00:15:45,482 --> 00:15:47,551 Good to see you, pal.[both laugh] 391 00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,379 This time of year is extremely important. 392 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:52,206 It is the kickoff of many celebrations, 393 00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:55,068 including Michael and Pauly's birthday. 394 00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:56,620 [Deena] I'm excited. [Jenni] Yeah. 395 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:57,724 I feel like this is the first time 396 00:15:57,793 --> 00:15:59,965 we haven't done a birthday in a club. 397 00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:01,310 Right. Wow. 398 00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:03,413 Moving on up, Dave & Busters. Yeah. 399 00:16:03,482 --> 00:16:06,310 We're like, aging backwards... Yeah. 400 00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:08,448 With the birthdays.I know. 401 00:16:08,517 --> 00:16:10,655 [Ronnie] Eat and video games. Mm-hmm. 402 00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:12,551 It's like being a little kid. Yep. 403 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:14,620 Make everybody feel young. Yeah. 404 00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:16,068 [Vinny] Well, today's gonna be fun. 405 00:16:16,137 --> 00:16:17,448 Are you gonna fight with Angelinas today? 406 00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:19,758 No, I am not fighting with the hamster today. 407 00:16:19,827 --> 00:16:21,344 Leaving the hamster in her cage. 408 00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:23,275 Drama-free zone. Yes. 409 00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,448 [Angela] Do you think Vinny likes me? 410 00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:27,862 He definitely likes you. 411 00:16:29,724 --> 00:16:30,896 I don't know why I'm always stuck with balloons. 412 00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:33,310 You can't even see you. Oof! 413 00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:34,517 [Ronnie] Ready to have some fun? 414 00:16:34,586 --> 00:16:35,620 [Pauly] Let's do it. 415 00:16:35,689 --> 00:16:36,862 [Deena and Nicole] Happy birthday! 416 00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:38,172 Hey! 417 00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:40,172 [Deena] I love birthdays this time a'year. 418 00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:41,241 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 419 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,931 Yay! Yes, yes. 420 00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:45,620 Thank you. 421 00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:47,275 [overlapping chatter]Cheers. 422 00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:49,310 [Mike] Good thing I'm not by those chips right now, 423 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:52,586 because I would really be going in on those chips and those spinach dip. 424 00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:53,655 [Deena] Want some?Do you want some? 425 00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:54,965 You can eat whatever you want. 426 00:16:55,034 --> 00:16:56,482 Mike, it's your birthday. Have one. 427 00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:59,689 I'm trying to stay on diet. Mysteriously, I have went up 428 00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:02,172 in sizes from a large to an extra-large recently. 429 00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:03,241 [Pauly chuckles] 430 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:04,793 [Ronnie] Mysteriously? 431 00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:07,620 Wow, this fried chicken's good. Have you tried this fried rice? 432 00:17:07,689 --> 00:17:10,241 Oh, wow... Little pasta just to taste it. 433 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:11,655 Let's get the lobster mac and cheese, as well. 434 00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:13,034 Literally ordering everything. 435 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:15,689 Mmm... Mysteriously. 436 00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:18,379 Mysteriously, just popped up outta nowhere. 437 00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:19,965 [laughing] 438 00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:22,655 You know what, there is a possibility that Laurens 439 00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:25,896 has threw some of my clothes in the dryer, has shrunken them, 440 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:28,896 and the sizes are really just not fitting. 441 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,827 Listen, I'm happy to be a 34 right now. 442 00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:33,068 [Vinny] It doesn't matter about the waist size because some guys 443 00:17:33,137 --> 00:17:34,275 are fat, like, a 32. 444 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,931 [Nicole] Ooh! 445 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,620 Are you besmirching my name now?No, no, no. 446 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,344 Are you besmirching me? 447 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:40,620 Can someone fight? 448 00:17:40,689 --> 00:17:41,896 Vinny, let's clock in. Come on, let's go. 449 00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:43,620 Ooh! 450 00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,206 [Jenny] She's coming for you. 451 00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:47,551 [Vinny] I'm sitting here, I've not said one word to you 452 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,275 just like all the other times. 453 00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:51,586 I'm sitting here, and then it starts. 454 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:52,655 I know you want me, Vin. 455 00:17:52,724 --> 00:17:54,103 [all laughing] 456 00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,758 [Deena] Does your fiancé think he wants you? 457 00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,448 Oh, yes. 458 00:17:57,517 --> 00:18:01,965 [Ronnie] Here we go. Angelina and Vinny having sexual tension. 459 00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:04,758 AC this weekend is gonna be the Wild Wild West. 460 00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:06,137 Are we all going together? 461 00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:07,172 No, we'll just meet down there, I think.Together? 462 00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:09,034 Oh, we're meeting down there. 463 00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:11,103 Guys, why don't you all bring your people too? Like your husband... 464 00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:12,724 Angelina can bring one of her fiancés. 465 00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:16,344 [all] Ohh! 466 00:18:16,413 --> 00:18:17,448 You gonna bring your fiancé? 467 00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:19,344 [Mike] Yay!Ohh... 468 00:18:19,413 --> 00:18:21,827 [Mike] Oh, my God, we get to finally meet Angeliners'... 469 00:18:21,896 --> 00:18:23,758 My Chris.[Mike] "Fiancier." 470 00:18:23,827 --> 00:18:25,655 This is really the first time the squad's inviting 471 00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:27,965 our significant others, so it will be very interesting 472 00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:31,551 to see what happens in AC. What's his first name? 473 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:32,620 Chris.Christophers. 474 00:18:32,689 --> 00:18:34,034 Oh, shoot, just like her. 475 00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:36,413 Well, you're married to a Chris, I'm engaged to a Chris. 476 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:40,965 [Jenni] I'm dying to meet who, you know, put a ring on that. 477 00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:43,620 I like Angelina, but I'm still like you-- you crazy. 478 00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:45,379 Like, who actually wifed you up, girl? 479 00:18:45,448 --> 00:18:47,103 I love AC. I love AC. Yeah, me too. 480 00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:48,344 Yeah, Atlantic City's fun. 481 00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:50,448 Can't-- I can't go 'cause I'm in a wedding. 482 00:18:50,517 --> 00:18:51,896 [all groaning] 483 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,448 I'm matron of honor.[Pauly] Oh, that's right. 484 00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:55,896 [Jenni] Jen coming? 485 00:18:57,758 --> 00:19:00,896 Maybe, we'll see. 486 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,689 Ohh... 487 00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:05,310 Jen is really scary. I mean, last time 488 00:19:05,379 --> 00:19:07,413 we saw Jen, she was a crazy person. 489 00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:08,793 Get this [bleep] off me. 490 00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:17,379 If the baby mama comes to AC like, I'm honestly scared. 491 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:20,827 That whole situation terrifies me. 492 00:19:29,413 --> 00:19:31,448 Oh! I love Dave & Busters. 493 00:19:31,517 --> 00:19:33,965 It's literally like an arcade for adults. 494 00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:42,448 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 495 00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:43,758 We got two cakes. 496 00:19:43,827 --> 00:19:47,103 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 497 00:19:47,172 --> 00:19:49,172 [all cheering] 498 00:19:49,241 --> 00:19:51,586 Blow out your cakes, boys. 499 00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:52,689 [Nicole squealing] 500 00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,068 [Vinny] It's a [bleep] burger. 501 00:19:54,137 --> 00:19:55,379 [Mike] "Big Daddy Sitch." 502 00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:56,448 [Pauly laughing] 503 00:19:56,517 --> 00:19:58,034 Happy birthday, Mike.Thank you. 504 00:19:58,103 --> 00:19:59,241 Almost three years sober.Yes. 505 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:00,793 Living your best life. 506 00:20:00,862 --> 00:20:02,379 [Nicole] We love you and we're very proud of you. 507 00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:03,448 Aww, love you guys. 508 00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:05,172 [Jenni] To Pauly D. 509 00:20:05,241 --> 00:20:06,758 You age better than all of us. Yes. 510 00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:08,206 [Jenni] You are...We hate you. 511 00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:09,689 Happy birthday.Thank you. 512 00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:11,586 Yeah, buddy! 513 00:20:11,655 --> 00:20:14,724 [all cheering]I love birthdays this time a'year. 514 00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:16,137 [all] Happy birthday! 515 00:20:16,206 --> 00:20:17,310 [Pauly] Winning. 516 00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:18,896 [all laughing] 517 00:20:18,965 --> 00:20:22,482 I definitely would have to say that a cake shaped like a burger 518 00:20:22,551 --> 00:20:25,206 is fitting for Big Daddy Sitch. I do indulge in burgers 519 00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:28,000 and fries 'cause I am living my best life. 520 00:20:28,068 --> 00:20:30,137 What is happening here? What is this? 521 00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:31,482 [chuckling] 522 00:20:31,551 --> 00:20:34,551 [Vinny] Oh, there's the cop.There ya go. 523 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:35,896 [Mike] You guys are the worst. 524 00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:37,206 [all laughing] 525 00:20:37,275 --> 00:20:39,793 Digital scale. Did you know I used to have 526 00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:41,000 one of these back in the day, not for m-- 527 00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:42,068 [Vinny] But that was for drugs. 528 00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:45,931 [all laughing] 529 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,793 Go ahead, Pauly! 530 00:20:49,862 --> 00:20:52,034 Oh, my God. 531 00:20:52,103 --> 00:20:54,344 This is the most handsome head I've ever seen in my life. 532 00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:57,379 Cool! Hey! 533 00:20:57,448 --> 00:20:59,344 [Vinny] Oh, that's dope! 534 00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:01,482 Pauly, that's from me!Oh, no, this is so cool. 535 00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:02,620 Yeah, buddy. 536 00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:04,827 [all cheering and laughing] 537 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,310 Wait, there's a siren. 538 00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:09,034 [megaphone siren blaring] 539 00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:11,896 Anytime I hear a siren, I am booking it. 540 00:21:11,965 --> 00:21:13,620 If it's on the east side, guess what? 541 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,517 Big Daddy Sitch is on the west side. 542 00:21:15,586 --> 00:21:18,482 [siren continues] 543 00:21:18,551 --> 00:21:19,931 He looks like Forrest Gump every time he runs. 544 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,068 He's, like, "Jennay." He's like, "Laurens." 545 00:21:23,137 --> 00:21:24,793 [laughing] 546 00:21:24,862 --> 00:21:26,448 Mike, we have you surrounded. 547 00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:28,034 [all laughing] 548 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,655 Put your hands on the vehicle. Pay your taxes. 549 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,310 [all laughing] 550 00:21:32,379 --> 00:21:35,517 This thing is "living my best life" in a birthday gift ever! 551 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:36,827 One more time. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. 552 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,862 Uh, I say we take this party to AC and continue it. 553 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,103 [Vinny] Let's go.Have fun, guys! 554 00:21:41,172 --> 00:21:42,827 [Pauly] Nicole, we'll take lots of pictures. 555 00:21:42,896 --> 00:21:44,862 Dave & Busters, yeah! 556 00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:47,689 [megaphone siren blaring] 557 00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:49,241 [Vinny] Mike, where ya goin'? 558 00:21:49,310 --> 00:21:51,896 [Ronnie] He's gonna cramp up! 559 00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,379 We're all here for,. like, an hour in the city. 560 00:21:53,448 --> 00:21:54,896 [Angelina] But I'm, like, what happened to Mike? 561 00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:58,275 Angelina and Chris bicker like an old married couple. 562 00:21:58,344 --> 00:22:00,206 Like, I feel very uncomfortable right now. 563 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:01,413 Oh, you're so full of [bleep]. 564 00:22:01,482 --> 00:22:02,689 Ooh, they're fighting! 565 00:22:08,103 --> 00:22:09,931 ♪♪ 566 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,103 ♪ I can see the lights, I can see the lights ♪ 567 00:22:14,172 --> 00:22:18,137 ♪ I can see the lights downtown ♪ 568 00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:21,517 The Sorrentino families! Atlantic Cities! 569 00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,862 I'm excited to spend the weekend with the squad. 570 00:22:25,931 --> 00:22:28,931 I am so excited to see the roomies in Atlantic City. 571 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,413 We are all coming with our significant others, 572 00:22:31,482 --> 00:22:34,517 and this is really the first time the squad has done that. 573 00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:36,448 [cell phone dings]Group chat is lit! 574 00:22:36,517 --> 00:22:38,000 Honey, you gotta make this "you-ee." 575 00:22:38,068 --> 00:22:40,517 It's like a little babymoon. Like a little getaway. 576 00:22:40,586 --> 00:22:42,620 I'm happy you're coming.Yeah, me too. 577 00:22:42,689 --> 00:22:44,931 We're on our way, little brother. 578 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000 What's our team name? 579 00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:47,068 Oh, we're Va-JJ. 580 00:22:47,137 --> 00:22:49,103 [both laughing] 581 00:22:49,172 --> 00:22:51,103 [cell phone dings]Group chat is lit! 582 00:22:51,172 --> 00:22:53,137 [laughing] You're so annoying. 583 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,413 Yeah, it's the group chat, honeys. 584 00:22:56,241 --> 00:23:00,206 [Pauly] Yeah, buddy! I love Harrah's this time a'year! 585 00:23:00,275 --> 00:23:02,448 We've blocked off a corner suite for you and your friends. 586 00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:04,000 [Pauly] Perfect, I'm excited. 587 00:23:04,068 --> 00:23:07,586 I am working this weekend at Harrah's in Atlantic City. 588 00:23:07,655 --> 00:23:09,724 The roommates are coming with their significant others. 589 00:23:09,793 --> 00:23:11,344 It's gonna be interesting. 590 00:23:11,413 --> 00:23:14,068 Oh, yeah! I love Atlantic City. 591 00:23:14,137 --> 00:23:16,103 It reminds me of like an East Coast Vegas. 592 00:23:16,172 --> 00:23:18,206 It's where everybody goes to get away from it all. 593 00:23:18,275 --> 00:23:20,413 There's dope pool parties. Just like Vegas. 594 00:23:22,827 --> 00:23:25,931 Cool. That is a good-looking sticker. 595 00:23:28,275 --> 00:23:32,068 So cool. "DJ Pauly D", that's me. 596 00:23:32,137 --> 00:23:33,620 Now I know I'm in the right room. 597 00:23:33,689 --> 00:23:36,655 I walk in the suite, it is Pauly D'd out. 598 00:23:36,724 --> 00:23:39,517 Balloons everywhere, my face everywhere. 599 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,241 They hooked me up to the fullest. 600 00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:44,310 Yeah, buddy! It's my birthday! 601 00:23:45,965 --> 00:23:47,862 [Deena] Angelina's bringing her fiancé. 602 00:23:47,931 --> 00:23:50,724 He's another Chris. They always fight. 603 00:23:50,793 --> 00:23:53,068 Oh, so this should be really fun to hang out with them tonight. 604 00:23:53,137 --> 00:23:54,137 [laughing] Yeah, I know. 605 00:23:54,206 --> 00:23:56,103 What the... 606 00:23:56,172 --> 00:23:58,413 Angelina's bringing her fiancé Chris to AC. 607 00:23:58,482 --> 00:24:00,344 And I'm not really sure how this is gonna go 608 00:24:00,413 --> 00:24:03,172 because she said they always fight with each other. 609 00:24:03,241 --> 00:24:05,241 This could get interesting with them too. 610 00:24:06,517 --> 00:24:08,517 Make a left!I am! 611 00:24:08,586 --> 00:24:10,137 You're not--What the [bleep] 612 00:24:10,206 --> 00:24:12,172 You don't put your blinker on when you--I just put it on! 613 00:24:12,241 --> 00:24:13,758 When you're-- when you're turning, you're not putting your blinker on right away. 614 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,172 I just put it on! 615 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,827 I'm dying to meet Chris. 616 00:24:19,896 --> 00:24:20,965 I'm not. 617 00:24:21,034 --> 00:24:24,310 I'm dying to meet him because... 618 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,827 he proposed to that.I don't know. 619 00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:29,586 All-- and the thing too that this girl does not understand-- 620 00:24:29,655 --> 00:24:30,862 A three year old does.I have no [bleep] 621 00:24:30,931 --> 00:24:33,482 interest in this [bleep] girl at all. 622 00:24:33,551 --> 00:24:36,068 She wants me to be all Staten Island Strong with her. 623 00:24:36,137 --> 00:24:37,793 She doesn't get it. 624 00:24:37,862 --> 00:24:41,275 [Jenni] Angelina, Chris, and Vinny? I mean, I'm curious to how 625 00:24:41,344 --> 00:24:43,517 the three of them act together. 626 00:24:43,586 --> 00:24:44,965 So we'll see. 627 00:24:45,034 --> 00:24:47,827 I think it's gonna be one for the books. 628 00:24:47,896 --> 00:24:50,206 Not sure which book though. 629 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,724 [Lauren] So how was Dave & Busters? Fabulous. 630 00:24:55,793 --> 00:24:57,448 All the roommates were there, Ronnie was there. 631 00:24:57,517 --> 00:24:59,655 I don't know how Ronnie's gonna be out here. 632 00:24:59,724 --> 00:25:02,275 I don't know if he's bringing Jen, if he's coming solo. 633 00:25:02,344 --> 00:25:03,689 I don't know... 634 00:25:03,758 --> 00:25:06,482 If Ronnie is bringing his baby moms down to AC, 635 00:25:06,551 --> 00:25:08,551 there's definitely a possibility that she could 636 00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:10,586 ruin the birthday celebrations. 637 00:25:10,655 --> 00:25:12,068 He said they're trying to work it out. 638 00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:13,379 So she's probably gonna be here then. 639 00:25:13,448 --> 00:25:14,931 We'll see. 640 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,724 [Vinny] I'm getting like, PTSD from Vegas. 641 00:25:17,793 --> 00:25:19,655 Coming to a hotel with the suite... 642 00:25:19,724 --> 00:25:21,482 I get like, heartburn, yeah. 643 00:25:21,551 --> 00:25:22,896 That would've been fun if it wasn't 644 00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:24,241 for all that [bleep] that was happening there. 645 00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:25,793 100%. 646 00:25:25,862 --> 00:25:28,620 The last couple times we saw Ron, like, he's been in good 647 00:25:28,689 --> 00:25:31,137 spirits because we haven't seen him with Jen. 648 00:25:31,206 --> 00:25:35,275 If the baby mama comes to AC, I'm honestly scared. 649 00:25:35,344 --> 00:25:37,206 I hope it doesn't happen, 650 00:25:37,275 --> 00:25:40,000 and I hope that Ron is coming alone. 651 00:25:40,068 --> 00:25:41,931 'Cause this is our vacation too. 652 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,241 You never know with that guy. 653 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,103 ♪♪ 654 00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:53,482 [Lauren] We're here!We are here, honey. 655 00:25:53,551 --> 00:25:54,862 We made it! 656 00:25:54,931 --> 00:25:57,310 The Situation families has arrived!Whoo! 657 00:25:57,379 --> 00:25:58,655 Welcome. 658 00:25:59,931 --> 00:26:02,000 It's beautifuls out here, right?It's cute. 659 00:26:02,068 --> 00:26:05,103 I heard Pauly set us up real nice. 660 00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:06,689 Uh-oh.[gasping] 661 00:26:06,758 --> 00:26:08,724 Oh, my God, I see it.Oh, my God! 662 00:26:08,793 --> 00:26:10,689 I see it. 663 00:26:10,758 --> 00:26:11,931 [Lauren] That is ridiculous. 664 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,793 That is awesome. 665 00:26:13,862 --> 00:26:16,724 They definitely treat Pauly like a king out here in Atlantic City. 666 00:26:16,793 --> 00:26:18,517 Wait a second... 667 00:26:18,586 --> 00:26:20,068 Come in, come in, come in. Good to see you. 668 00:26:20,137 --> 00:26:21,758 Happy birthday.Thank you so much. 669 00:26:21,827 --> 00:26:24,206 Let the birthday celebrations begin. 670 00:26:24,275 --> 00:26:28,448 I'm excited to see who actually would wife up Angelina. 671 00:26:28,517 --> 00:26:31,724 I just wanna meet a man that could handle that woman. 672 00:26:31,793 --> 00:26:33,793 Babe, I can't hold all this. 673 00:26:33,862 --> 00:26:35,689 I told you I'd hold it for you. 674 00:26:35,758 --> 00:26:37,689 [Angela] I mean, I hope that everything's like, drama free. 675 00:26:37,758 --> 00:26:40,241 But, you know, um, you never know. 676 00:26:40,310 --> 00:26:41,551 Hello? 677 00:26:41,620 --> 00:26:42,896 Hello, welcome to my suite. 678 00:26:42,965 --> 00:26:43,931 I'm DJ Pauly D, very nice to meet you. 679 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000 Hi! What's up? How are you? 680 00:26:45,068 --> 00:26:46,724 Good to see you.Good to see you. 681 00:26:46,793 --> 00:26:48,310 What's up, man?Good to meet you. 682 00:26:48,379 --> 00:26:49,793 Thanks for having me, bro.Anytime, man, thanks for coming. 683 00:26:49,862 --> 00:26:51,137 Good to finally meet you, we heard so much about you. 684 00:26:51,206 --> 00:26:53,551 Yes, hopefully good stuff. 685 00:26:53,620 --> 00:26:55,241 [all] Yeah! 686 00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:59,965 [Mike] Chris is definitely a guido. Staten Island is here. 687 00:27:00,034 --> 00:27:01,172 Hello? 688 00:27:01,241 --> 00:27:02,620 [all] Hey! 689 00:27:02,689 --> 00:27:03,896 Welcome, welcome. Come in, come in. 690 00:27:03,965 --> 00:27:04,965 Thank you!Thank you for coming. 691 00:27:05,034 --> 00:27:06,310 Thanks, bro. 692 00:27:06,379 --> 00:27:08,034 What up, kid?It's like the royal treatment! 693 00:27:08,103 --> 00:27:10,620 Wow, this is going to be a good weekend. 694 00:27:10,689 --> 00:27:14,000 I'm gonna be with my roommates, I'm gonna be with my husband. 695 00:27:14,068 --> 00:27:15,827 Hopefully he can hang. 696 00:27:15,896 --> 00:27:18,172 You got your belly. I wanna see. 697 00:27:18,241 --> 00:27:20,517 Aww, it's like a baby baby bump. 698 00:27:20,586 --> 00:27:22,965 It's like a mini... 699 00:27:23,034 --> 00:27:24,206 [Mike] Same. 700 00:27:24,275 --> 00:27:25,862 Mike's on his wedding diet right now. 701 00:27:25,931 --> 00:27:27,068 Gettin' shreddy for the weddings. 702 00:27:27,137 --> 00:27:28,137 [Vinny] Hey! 703 00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:29,448 Welcome, welcome! 704 00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:30,482 Come on in, it's a party. 705 00:27:30,551 --> 00:27:31,793 [Deena] Hey! 706 00:27:31,862 --> 00:27:33,655 My boyfriend's here! Yeah, buddy! 707 00:27:33,724 --> 00:27:35,896 This megaphone will never get old. 708 00:27:35,965 --> 00:27:37,137 It is now part of the family. 709 00:27:37,206 --> 00:27:38,758 I'm bringing it with us everywhere we go. 710 00:27:38,827 --> 00:27:41,448 Oh, yeah, it's my birthday, yeah! 711 00:27:41,517 --> 00:27:42,655 [megaphone siren blares] 712 00:27:42,724 --> 00:27:46,068 I love birthdays. Oh, yeah! 713 00:27:46,137 --> 00:27:47,379 [all laughing] 714 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:48,896 Laurens, you wanna see my gift I got yesterday? 715 00:27:48,965 --> 00:27:52,241 It's right here! Oh, yeah! Atlantic City, yeah! 716 00:27:52,310 --> 00:27:53,586 [megaphone siren blares] 717 00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:55,586 [Pauly laughing] 718 00:27:55,655 --> 00:27:57,620 I love megaphones this time a'year! 719 00:27:57,689 --> 00:27:59,310 [Mike] Do you remember this little view right here? 720 00:27:59,379 --> 00:28:00,448 I wanna show you something. 721 00:28:00,517 --> 00:28:02,517 [Pauly] This is the backhand in AC. 722 00:28:02,586 --> 00:28:03,896 I was-- I was-- I was right here.Lauren, I was 723 00:28:03,965 --> 00:28:05,586 a different person. 724 00:28:05,655 --> 00:28:07,275 Please, he probably very well deserved it. 725 00:28:07,344 --> 00:28:08,965 [Pauly] And then Vinny was trying to stop it. 726 00:28:09,034 --> 00:28:11,034 [Mike] I kinda remember in Atlantic City, 727 00:28:11,103 --> 00:28:13,655 Jenni gave me a spinning back fist. 728 00:28:13,724 --> 00:28:14,689 He kicked me out of the club. 729 00:28:14,758 --> 00:28:16,241 I kicked you out of the club? 730 00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:18,413 Get the [bleep] out of here!Punch me in the face? 731 00:28:18,482 --> 00:28:20,862 [all] Ohh!See what I'm saying? 732 00:28:20,931 --> 00:28:23,103 Oh, [bleep]! 733 00:28:23,172 --> 00:28:24,310 You see what I'm saying? 734 00:28:24,379 --> 00:28:27,827 Oh, [bleep]! I was like dumbfounded. 735 00:28:27,896 --> 00:28:29,275 Luckily the times have changed. 736 00:28:29,344 --> 00:28:31,241 Me and Nicole got locked... in there.You guys... 737 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:32,310 And then you went in the bathroom. 738 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:34,000 Um, yeah, good times.Yes. 739 00:28:34,068 --> 00:28:36,689 Where is Ron? Is he coming? I love you. 740 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:37,724 [Vinny] Oh, yeah, where's Ron? 741 00:28:37,793 --> 00:28:38,965 Not here yet. 742 00:28:39,034 --> 00:28:41,068 Is Ron coming with a plus-one or no? 743 00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:43,034 I don't know.You don't know? 744 00:28:43,103 --> 00:28:44,551 [Angela] Are they on or off now? 745 00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:46,068 Uh, what time is it? 746 00:28:46,137 --> 00:28:47,689 I know, right?Ohh... [bleep]. 747 00:28:47,758 --> 00:28:50,931 Oh, God, this is like déjà vu. Years ago. 748 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,896 Oh, yes it was like Ron and Sam. 749 00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,931 [Pauly] Yo, we should, uh, get ready for dinner now. 750 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,310 You guys gotta get ready, right?Yeah. 751 00:28:56,379 --> 00:28:58,068 [Vinny] Yeah, let's do it. 752 00:28:58,137 --> 00:29:02,034 Where Ronnie at though? 753 00:29:02,103 --> 00:29:05,103 Always making a grand entrance. 754 00:29:05,172 --> 00:29:07,172 If Ronnie brings Jen to Atlantic City, 755 00:29:07,241 --> 00:29:09,206 I think it's gonna be a disaster. 756 00:29:09,275 --> 00:29:13,172 In Vegas, it brought the mood down completely. 757 00:29:13,241 --> 00:29:16,206 And I do not want that to happen in Jersey. 758 00:29:26,034 --> 00:29:28,793 ♪♪ 759 00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:34,655 Where Ronnie at though? 760 00:29:34,724 --> 00:29:37,413 Always making a grand entrance. 761 00:29:37,482 --> 00:29:39,344 We've been a part of Ronnie's relationship drama 762 00:29:39,413 --> 00:29:41,655 for like ten years. 763 00:29:41,724 --> 00:29:44,310 When he's in these relationships, like, we all feel the drama. 764 00:29:44,379 --> 00:29:45,586 We're all part of it. 765 00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:53,793 [Ronnie imitating Pauly] Oh, yeah! 766 00:29:53,862 --> 00:29:55,517 [all] Ronnie!Oh, yeah! 767 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:56,931 What up, kid? 768 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,862 Ronnie finally shows up, and he's alone. 769 00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:01,551 So I'm like holy [bleep], thank God. 770 00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:03,931 You made it.Hey! 771 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000 Hi! 772 00:30:05,068 --> 00:30:06,724 Deener! Hi! 773 00:30:06,793 --> 00:30:08,758 And Chris! 774 00:30:08,827 --> 00:30:11,068 Okay, this could be a good night. 775 00:30:11,137 --> 00:30:13,103 Our first night could be a good one. 776 00:30:13,172 --> 00:30:14,172 Where's Mike? 777 00:30:14,241 --> 00:30:16,000 [Pauly] Oh, Mike's with Laurens. 778 00:30:16,068 --> 00:30:17,068 They're in the bathroom right there.They're using the bathroom. 779 00:30:17,137 --> 00:30:20,896 Ooh... automatic door shutter? 780 00:30:20,965 --> 00:30:23,137 [Vinny] Thank God he's not with Jen. 781 00:30:23,206 --> 00:30:25,000 All is right in the world. [chuckles] 782 00:30:25,068 --> 00:30:26,517 [megaphone siren blaring] 783 00:30:26,586 --> 00:30:27,655 Pauly, you wanna bring that to the wedding? 784 00:30:27,724 --> 00:30:29,034 [laughing] 785 00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:30,448 I'll bring it to Mike's court case. 786 00:30:30,517 --> 00:30:33,310 [both laughing] 787 00:30:33,379 --> 00:30:37,758 Try to not fight with me as much in front of people 'cause that's embarrassing. 788 00:30:37,827 --> 00:30:39,482 They're gonna think that like, we're like this couple 789 00:30:39,551 --> 00:30:41,000 that fights about every single thing. 790 00:30:41,068 --> 00:30:42,413 And I don't want them-- that to come off like that. 791 00:30:42,482 --> 00:30:45,137 Well, then don't-- don't pick fights with me.Chris. 792 00:30:45,206 --> 00:30:46,689 Who started all these fights?Not me. 793 00:30:46,758 --> 00:30:48,931 Not you? Okay. Not me! 794 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,103 Just don't make me out to be like I'm always wrong in front of, you know, the roommates. 795 00:30:52,172 --> 00:30:53,551 Because then they're gonna be like, see? 796 00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,413 I just got back into this family. 797 00:30:55,482 --> 00:30:58,482 I don't wanna be like, looking like a moron in front of people, please. 798 00:30:58,551 --> 00:31:00,689 [sighing] You gettin' me mad now. 799 00:31:00,758 --> 00:31:02,965 Chris, I'm serious. 800 00:31:03,034 --> 00:31:04,344 [Pauly] Damn, the whole gang's here now. 801 00:31:04,413 --> 00:31:05,413 We should get ready for dinner now. 802 00:31:05,482 --> 00:31:06,551 [Vinny] Yeah, let's do it. 803 00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:08,068 [Lauren] Let's go, I need to change. 804 00:31:08,137 --> 00:31:09,482 [Mike] There's only two bathrooms in here, so... 805 00:31:09,551 --> 00:31:10,620 [Pauly] Yeah, we can share. 806 00:31:10,689 --> 00:31:11,724 [Vinny] You wanna shower together, or... 807 00:31:11,793 --> 00:31:13,655 Yeah, save water.All right, cool. 808 00:31:13,724 --> 00:31:16,137 [Jenni] We're gonna do a nice dinner tonight 809 00:31:16,206 --> 00:31:18,965 before the next night of debauchery. 810 00:31:19,034 --> 00:31:21,448 Steakhouse tonight.Yeah, buddy! 811 00:31:21,517 --> 00:31:24,482 Can I go like this or no?Yeah. 812 00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:27,965 I mean, if you want to dress like LL Cool J. 813 00:31:28,034 --> 00:31:30,310 You know what I mean? 814 00:31:30,379 --> 00:31:32,000 I should have my outfit picked out. 815 00:31:32,068 --> 00:31:33,586 Now I'm just waiting for Mike to leave the bathroom. 816 00:31:33,655 --> 00:31:35,655 Oh, good luck with that. 817 00:31:35,724 --> 00:31:38,034 Yo, Mike, what you put on, five face lotions? 818 00:31:38,103 --> 00:31:39,689 [Pauly] Ooh... 819 00:31:39,758 --> 00:31:42,379 Yo, his lotions got lotions. 820 00:31:42,448 --> 00:31:43,482 Oh-ho! 821 00:31:43,551 --> 00:31:44,965 You're such a drag. 822 00:31:45,034 --> 00:31:48,413 [Pauly and Vinny] Ooh! 823 00:31:48,482 --> 00:31:50,448 Guys, I need help, they're roasting each other in here. 824 00:31:50,517 --> 00:31:52,724 No... we're not. 825 00:31:52,793 --> 00:31:55,172 I think we got it all out in Miami, actually. 826 00:31:55,241 --> 00:31:57,620 We did, we did.I feel like everything we had to... 827 00:31:57,689 --> 00:32:00,000 ...really mean to say, I feel like we said it. 828 00:32:00,068 --> 00:32:04,689 We did. And I thought I was very respectful in Vegas. 829 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:05,793 You could've went... 830 00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:07,413 I could've went. I could've went in. 831 00:32:07,482 --> 00:32:08,793 And it just would've went...But it didn't. But it didn't. 832 00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:09,862 It would've went bad. 833 00:32:09,931 --> 00:32:11,172 Yeah, but that--'Cause that was 834 00:32:11,241 --> 00:32:13,000 real in Vegas. That was like real [bleep]. 835 00:32:13,068 --> 00:32:16,793 Yeah, but-- but that-- but it all comes down to, you know, being respectful. 836 00:32:16,862 --> 00:32:19,689 I learned after Miami, I did always go low. 837 00:32:19,758 --> 00:32:21,137 You did.I did. 838 00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:23,000 So wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. 839 00:32:23,068 --> 00:32:25,896 Are you giving a well-deserved apology for your behavior in Miami to me? 840 00:32:25,965 --> 00:32:28,793 Yes. 841 00:32:28,862 --> 00:32:30,896 You know, I look back on it and it's like, you know, 842 00:32:30,965 --> 00:32:32,517 he was going through some serious stuff. 843 00:32:32,586 --> 00:32:34,517 And he's not a bad guy, you know? 844 00:32:34,586 --> 00:32:37,172 And I feel like the old Mike deserved that roast. 845 00:32:37,241 --> 00:32:40,172 Your [bleep] is public! Your [bleep] is real news! 846 00:32:40,241 --> 00:32:41,862 Facts! End of the [bleep] story! 847 00:32:41,931 --> 00:32:43,206 Bottom line! 848 00:32:43,275 --> 00:32:44,896 You know, the new one has a great heart. 849 00:32:44,965 --> 00:32:47,344 And I think that he just has the best intentions for everyone. 850 00:32:47,413 --> 00:32:52,137 And, like, that's the Mike I wish I got to know ten years ago. 851 00:32:52,206 --> 00:32:53,379 Come here, come here. Come here. 852 00:32:53,448 --> 00:32:55,103 Come here, I've been waiting for this. 853 00:32:55,172 --> 00:32:57,172 He's actually apologizing to me, 854 00:32:57,241 --> 00:32:59,000 which I thought he would never do. 855 00:32:59,068 --> 00:33:02,482 It's nice to finally see Ronnie be a bigger man. 856 00:33:02,551 --> 00:33:05,931 'Cause we all know he's very short and has no neck. 857 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:07,310 Thank you. I-- I really appreciate that. 858 00:33:07,379 --> 00:33:08,379 [Ronnie] Yeah, of course.I really do. 859 00:33:08,448 --> 00:33:10,206 [bleep] these apologies, let's go! 860 00:33:10,275 --> 00:33:13,000 Oh, yeah, Atlantic City, yeah! 861 00:33:13,068 --> 00:33:14,931 [megaphone siren blaring] 862 00:33:20,275 --> 00:33:21,344 [Pauly D] Let's go! 863 00:33:21,413 --> 00:33:23,310 Oh, yeah, Atlantic City, yeah! 864 00:33:23,379 --> 00:33:25,586 [megaphone siren blaring] 865 00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:28,206 [Lauren laughing] Stop! Babe! 866 00:33:28,275 --> 00:33:29,689 [Pauly D on megaphone] Mike, we have you surrounded! 867 00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:31,310 Put your hands on the jewelry! 868 00:33:31,379 --> 00:33:32,344 [all laughing] 869 00:33:32,413 --> 00:33:33,413 Stop! 870 00:33:34,655 --> 00:33:35,862 [Angela] Ooh, this is nice. 871 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,655 [Deena] Fancy. Thank you. 872 00:33:37,724 --> 00:33:40,000 Uh, could I have Kettle on the rocks?Kettle on the rocks. 873 00:33:40,068 --> 00:33:41,413 [Angela] Can I have an extra dirty martini? 874 00:33:41,482 --> 00:33:44,103 Extra dirty martini for Angelina. 875 00:33:44,172 --> 00:33:45,172 Is that what she got?Yeah. 876 00:33:45,241 --> 00:33:46,413 Oh, that's so fitting. 877 00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:48,034 [Vinnie, laughing] Can I get a [bleep] martini? 878 00:33:48,103 --> 00:33:49,586 How's Staten Island doing over there? 879 00:33:49,655 --> 00:33:50,793 Good. 880 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:51,724 [Mike] Staten Island's doing good? 881 00:33:51,793 --> 00:33:53,206 Staten Island over here, too. 882 00:33:53,275 --> 00:33:54,551 Well, Vinny doesn't think he's from Staten Island, 883 00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:55,620 so let's just pretend he's not. 884 00:33:55,689 --> 00:33:58,172 [all] Ooh... 885 00:33:58,241 --> 00:33:59,206 [Pauly D] You don't think you're from Staten Island, bro? 886 00:33:59,275 --> 00:34:00,275 [Angela] He's not from my borough. 887 00:34:00,344 --> 00:34:01,586 And here we go! 888 00:34:01,655 --> 00:34:03,758 You dish it, you have to take it. Right, Vin? 889 00:34:03,827 --> 00:34:06,000 Got him![all chuckling] 890 00:34:06,068 --> 00:34:07,931 Oh, do you know that they did sex? 891 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000 [Mike] Wow. 892 00:34:09,068 --> 00:34:10,655 [all] Ooh...Wow... 893 00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:13,137 [Vinny] That's good to know. 894 00:34:13,206 --> 00:34:14,896 [bleep] my life. 895 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:16,379 Why are you even bringing that [bleep] up 896 00:34:16,448 --> 00:34:18,000 in front of my fiancé? 897 00:34:18,068 --> 00:34:19,413 Chris doesn't need that, he's here to have fun just like me. 898 00:34:19,482 --> 00:34:20,517 We just wanna have fun. 899 00:34:20,586 --> 00:34:22,000 Oh, geez. 900 00:34:22,068 --> 00:34:24,620 [Pauly laughing] 901 00:34:24,689 --> 00:34:26,448 Oh, my God. This is, like, embarrassing. 902 00:34:26,517 --> 00:34:27,482 No, that's funny. 903 00:34:27,551 --> 00:34:29,068 Oh, God. 904 00:34:29,137 --> 00:34:30,931 [Chris] Lots of tension in there. 905 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,896 He's a good-looking guy. Nothing wrong with that. 906 00:34:32,965 --> 00:34:35,655 Wow, all right, Chris. All right, Chris. 907 00:34:35,724 --> 00:34:37,241 There's seven billion people in the world. 908 00:34:37,310 --> 00:34:39,310 It's impossible just to find two people attractive, you know? 909 00:34:39,379 --> 00:34:40,689 I was gonna say, I like him more than you. 910 00:34:40,758 --> 00:34:42,310 Oh, thanks.[all laughing] 911 00:34:42,379 --> 00:34:44,137 Yeah, you know what? Same! 912 00:34:44,206 --> 00:34:45,206 [all laughing] 913 00:34:45,275 --> 00:34:46,655 Well, we know you did, right? 914 00:34:46,724 --> 00:34:48,034 I like you better, Chris. 915 00:34:48,103 --> 00:34:50,000 [laughing] Poor Angelina. 916 00:34:50,068 --> 00:34:51,620 [Angela] I'm actually really proud of Chris 917 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:53,965 because I didn't expect him to be on like, you know, 918 00:34:54,034 --> 00:34:56,068 actually this great in front of the roommates. 919 00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,965 I anticipated a lot more drama, 920 00:34:58,034 --> 00:35:01,482 and I'm really happy that he's holding his composure right now. 921 00:35:01,551 --> 00:35:04,172 [Ronnie] What is a pan-seared "foe grass"? 922 00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:06,275 Foie gras? 923 00:35:06,344 --> 00:35:08,241 [laughter] 924 00:35:08,310 --> 00:35:09,793 [Vinny] This is too fancy for us. 925 00:35:09,862 --> 00:35:11,862 [waitress] We like all our guests to visualize 926 00:35:11,931 --> 00:35:13,103 the different cuts that we offer.Whoa! 927 00:35:13,172 --> 00:35:14,862 [Mike] Oh, yes. 928 00:35:14,931 --> 00:35:17,448 [Jenni] Mike is gonna live his best life today. 929 00:35:17,517 --> 00:35:18,655 [Mike] Wow... 930 00:35:18,724 --> 00:35:20,137 [Jenni] He's got the meat sweats 931 00:35:20,206 --> 00:35:21,551 looking at the meats. 932 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,517 Do you like bone in? 933 00:35:23,586 --> 00:35:25,103 Oh, he loves bone in. 934 00:35:25,172 --> 00:35:26,655 [all laughing][Ronnie] Always! 935 00:35:26,724 --> 00:35:28,344 Yo, I stay with the bone in. 936 00:35:28,413 --> 00:35:29,620 [waitress] You ready? 937 00:35:29,689 --> 00:35:31,551 Well, I want your finest piece of meat. 938 00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:34,000 [waitress] That's the Japanese A5 Kobe. 939 00:35:34,068 --> 00:35:37,310 The cattle are massaged every single day, fed a diet of beer, 940 00:35:37,379 --> 00:35:38,862 and listen to classical music. 941 00:35:38,931 --> 00:35:41,551 You've never had a piece of meat like that in your mouth before. 942 00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:43,310 Ohh...[Pauly D] I don't know about that. 943 00:35:43,379 --> 00:35:46,137 I don't know about that.[Mike] I'll take it. 944 00:35:46,206 --> 00:35:48,862 And then I want, uh, roasted corns. 945 00:35:48,931 --> 00:35:51,413 Pork belly. Yes, Vinny loves the pork bellies. 946 00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:55,000 And short rib pierogies. Mushrooms. 947 00:35:55,068 --> 00:35:56,103 [waitress] And mushrooms. 948 00:35:56,172 --> 00:35:58,034 You're only on vacation once. 949 00:35:58,103 --> 00:35:59,620 Not us, we're on vacation every other week. 950 00:35:59,689 --> 00:36:01,344 [all laughing] 951 00:36:01,413 --> 00:36:02,724 [Ronnie] This is Mike's wet dream, this place. 952 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:06,068 Steaks, sides, foods, foods, foods. 953 00:36:06,137 --> 00:36:08,068 [Mike] Oh, my God. Here it comes. 954 00:36:08,137 --> 00:36:11,172 Yes! Oh, yes. 955 00:36:12,517 --> 00:36:13,620 Wow, it's really good. 956 00:36:13,689 --> 00:36:15,862 Chris, you wanna try?I don't like... 957 00:36:15,931 --> 00:36:17,620 Can you try?No, I don't want it. 958 00:36:19,034 --> 00:36:20,586 I don't want it. 959 00:36:20,655 --> 00:36:22,206 [Angela] He doesn't have to say it so nastily. 960 00:36:22,275 --> 00:36:23,793 No, thank you. But I told you I don't want it. 961 00:36:23,862 --> 00:36:24,862 Oh, my God. 962 00:36:24,931 --> 00:36:26,758 If I wanted it, I would take it. 963 00:36:26,827 --> 00:36:28,034 Jesus. 964 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:30,172 How long were you dating before you proposed? 965 00:36:30,241 --> 00:36:31,793 Mm, almost a year. 966 00:36:31,862 --> 00:36:33,413 [Angela] No, we weren't dating a year. 967 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,275 Seven months. It wasn't a year. 968 00:36:35,344 --> 00:36:36,344 [Chris] I said "almost." 969 00:36:36,413 --> 00:36:37,482 [Angela] Oh, my God. 970 00:36:39,724 --> 00:36:40,965 [Angela] I don't want it anymore. 971 00:36:41,034 --> 00:36:42,965 I have no idea what's going on here. 972 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:45,448 But I feel like Angelina and Chris bicker 973 00:36:45,517 --> 00:36:46,862 like an old married couple. 974 00:36:46,931 --> 00:36:49,551 Not okay. Like, I feel very uncomfortable right now. 975 00:36:49,620 --> 00:36:50,862 Oh, you're so full of [bleep]! 976 00:36:50,931 --> 00:36:52,620 Ooh, they're fighting!Ohh! 977 00:36:52,689 --> 00:36:53,896 [Vinny] This is great. 978 00:36:53,965 --> 00:36:56,000 Let Chris argue with the dirty hamster. 979 00:36:56,068 --> 00:36:57,724 I can have the night off tonight. 980 00:36:57,793 --> 00:36:59,137 I'm glad this guy is here. 981 00:36:59,206 --> 00:37:00,517 It's over.All right, but I'm just saying. 982 00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,206 You always do this.[Chris] Oh, stop. 983 00:37:02,275 --> 00:37:03,551 [Angela] What about the hot dog situation? 984 00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:05,034 [Chris] Oh, don't even get me started with that. 985 00:37:05,103 --> 00:37:06,655 [Angela] In-- in Manhattan, there was a hot dog-- 986 00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,655 You ate the hot dog and didn't even ask me 987 00:37:08,724 --> 00:37:09,793 if I wanted a piece of it... 988 00:37:09,862 --> 00:37:11,206 [Mike] This is crazy. 989 00:37:11,275 --> 00:37:14,689 Angelina and Chris fight over hot dogs. 990 00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:17,586 I'll be honest, Big Daddy Sitch likes his foods, 991 00:37:17,655 --> 00:37:19,275 but I don't know if I'd argue about them. 992 00:37:19,344 --> 00:37:21,068 [Chris and Angelina arguing] 993 00:37:21,137 --> 00:37:22,448 [Pauly D] She had her own hot dog? 994 00:37:22,517 --> 00:37:23,862 [Angela] I didn't know this, though. 995 00:37:23,931 --> 00:37:25,413 But I knew this, 'cause I see them order three of them. 996 00:37:25,482 --> 00:37:27,344 So why am I gonna offer you a bite--But then you should-- 997 00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:28,793 I didn't know he was gonna eat yours, too! 998 00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:32,620 Yo...This is how Staten Island people fight, guys. 999 00:37:32,689 --> 00:37:34,758 They-- they really love each other. 1000 00:37:34,827 --> 00:37:36,103 [Vinny] I actually think Angelina and Chris 1001 00:37:36,172 --> 00:37:37,655 are perfect for each other. 1002 00:37:37,724 --> 00:37:40,000 Like, I could just picture them on a Manhattan street corner 1003 00:37:40,068 --> 00:37:41,206 just yelling at each other. 1004 00:37:41,275 --> 00:37:43,103 Like Staten Island people, just like, 1005 00:37:43,172 --> 00:37:45,241 "What the [bleep] you talkin' about?!" You know. 1006 00:37:45,310 --> 00:37:46,793 We're arguing for like an hour in the city. 1007 00:37:46,862 --> 00:37:48,034 [Angela] What happened to mine? 1008 00:37:48,103 --> 00:37:49,896 [Pauly D] Marie, get in the [bleep] car! 1009 00:37:49,965 --> 00:37:51,068 [all laughing] 1010 00:37:51,137 --> 00:37:52,034 Come on, baby, you know I love you! 1011 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,482 Now get in the [bleep] car! 1012 00:37:53,551 --> 00:37:55,482 [Chris Buckner] We just had like $200 steaks, 1013 00:37:55,551 --> 00:37:56,827 everybody's talking about hot dogs. 1014 00:37:56,896 --> 00:37:58,137 How do you think the cow feels? 1015 00:37:58,206 --> 00:38:00,379 He was massaged, he listened to classical music... 1016 00:38:00,448 --> 00:38:01,620 Now he's gotta listen to this. 1017 00:38:01,689 --> 00:38:03,413 No, that was nothing. Trust me. 1018 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:04,517 Oh, my goodness. 1019 00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:05,655 [Mike] Anyway...[text chimes] 1020 00:38:05,724 --> 00:38:07,310 Oh, here it is. 1021 00:38:07,379 --> 00:38:08,758 Here it is. 1022 00:38:08,827 --> 00:38:10,241 [Pauly D] Oh, Mike been waiting for this. 1023 00:38:10,310 --> 00:38:13,241 We got the dessert menus. Ooh, caramel cheesecakes! 1024 00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:14,620 [Lauren] No. 1025 00:38:14,689 --> 00:38:16,448 [Mike] We have mixed berry fruit tarts. 1026 00:38:16,517 --> 00:38:18,413 [Lauren] We're gonna share the lemon mousse. 1027 00:38:18,482 --> 00:38:20,448 Honey, honey, you sure we shouldn't get two of those? 1028 00:38:20,517 --> 00:38:21,517 [Lauren] All right. 1029 00:38:21,586 --> 00:38:22,586 [waitress] Any coffee? 1030 00:38:22,655 --> 00:38:23,620 [Vinny] No, none for me. 1031 00:38:23,689 --> 00:38:25,655 [Mike] A decaf coffee. 1032 00:38:25,724 --> 00:38:28,137 [Ronnie, whispering] Oh, my God, stop. [sighs] 1033 00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:30,448 [Pauly D] Yo, what is he doing? 1034 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,689 Bro, he's a mess. He is a mess. 1035 00:38:32,758 --> 00:38:33,965 He's fighting with Jen, you can tell. 1036 00:38:34,034 --> 00:38:35,137 [Mike] He is?Mm-hmm. 1037 00:38:42,344 --> 00:38:45,241 ♪♪ 1038 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:51,379 [Ronnie] Oh, my God, stop. [sighs] 1039 00:38:51,448 --> 00:38:53,862 [Pauly D] Yo, what is he doing? Bro, he's a mess. 1040 00:38:53,931 --> 00:38:56,482 He is a mess. He's on his phone the whole-- the whole time. 1041 00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:57,896 He's fighting with Jen. You can tell. 1042 00:38:57,965 --> 00:38:59,586 [Mike] He is?Mm-hmm. 1043 00:38:59,655 --> 00:39:01,827 Ohh, I hate that. 1044 00:39:01,896 --> 00:39:04,862 This situation with Ron and Jen, obviously a buzzkill. 1045 00:39:04,931 --> 00:39:06,586 But is-- it doesn't surprise me at all 1046 00:39:06,655 --> 00:39:08,379 because it happens everywhere we go. 1047 00:39:08,448 --> 00:39:10,655 I just hope that that particular energy 1048 00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:12,931 doesn't get seeped into our weekend. 1049 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,586 [Deena] Can you pass me the sugar? 1050 00:39:19,965 --> 00:39:21,586 [Deena] Jenni, if you have a headache, 1051 00:39:21,655 --> 00:39:23,586 what do you take while you're pregnant? 1052 00:39:25,965 --> 00:39:29,482 So I did a lot of like, all-natural stuff. Um... 1053 00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:40,758 Well... 1054 00:39:42,482 --> 00:39:45,896 Can I-- can I get everyone's attention for a second? 1055 00:39:45,965 --> 00:39:47,620 So, obviously, there's a lot of stuff 1056 00:39:47,689 --> 00:39:50,172 that's been going on with me and Jen. 1057 00:39:50,241 --> 00:39:52,689 And she is in town and she's here. 1058 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:56,827 And I would love for her to be with us this weekend. 1059 00:39:56,896 --> 00:39:58,379 Do you guys mind if she would come to Pauly's gig 1060 00:39:58,448 --> 00:40:01,448 tomorrow and just... hang out? 1061 00:40:03,965 --> 00:40:05,862 [Jenni] What the [bleep], Ron? 1062 00:40:05,931 --> 00:40:07,068 Like, you didn't go to Seaside 1063 00:40:07,137 --> 00:40:08,862 'cause you were dragged by a car. 1064 00:40:08,931 --> 00:40:10,448 And now you're like, yeah, be cool with her. 1065 00:40:10,517 --> 00:40:12,000 Like, I don't know where to go with this. 1066 00:40:12,068 --> 00:40:15,172 This is like, next level, like, mind [bleep]. 1067 00:40:15,241 --> 00:40:17,068 We're all a family, I wanna put it out there, 1068 00:40:17,137 --> 00:40:18,655 and like, I don't wanna... 1069 00:40:18,724 --> 00:40:20,689 you know, make people feel uncomfortable. 1070 00:40:20,758 --> 00:40:23,103 As long as she's nice to you, you know what I mean? Like... 1071 00:40:23,172 --> 00:40:24,862 No tit-for-tat bull[bleep]. 1072 00:40:24,931 --> 00:40:26,517 No, that's ended. It's been-- 1073 00:40:26,586 --> 00:40:29,172 We've actually been good... like, recently. 1074 00:40:29,241 --> 00:40:31,724 Like, it was just I needed [bleep] to be aired out. 1075 00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:33,896 [Jenni] Okay...It was, and I'm good. 1076 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:37,310 [Vinny] Ron is telling us that the fighting with Jen has ended. 1077 00:40:37,379 --> 00:40:40,896 Uh, that's like him saying that the fighting with Sam has ended. 1078 00:40:40,965 --> 00:40:43,172 Which we all know, it's never ended. 1079 00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:45,931 [Jenni] Does anyone object? Speak now. 1080 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,620 Or forever hold your chin. [Deena] About what? 1081 00:40:47,689 --> 00:40:49,068 Jen coming tomorrow? 1082 00:40:52,344 --> 00:40:54,482 No, it's fine. 1083 00:40:54,551 --> 00:40:57,034 Obviously, we're all just, like, terrified. 1084 00:40:57,103 --> 00:40:58,689 He's gonna do what he wants anyway, 1085 00:40:58,758 --> 00:41:01,275 so there's not much we can do. 1086 00:41:01,344 --> 00:41:04,137 I mean, she can come. I've always wanted to be on TMZ. 1087 00:41:04,206 --> 00:41:05,206 [all] Ohh! 1088 00:41:05,275 --> 00:41:06,275 [Lauren] Oh, my God. 1089 00:41:06,344 --> 00:41:08,137 I'm gonna sit over here. 1090 00:41:08,206 --> 00:41:10,448 [Mike] This weekend... 1091 00:41:10,517 --> 00:41:13,827 is gonna be savage as [bleep]. 77210

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