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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Spare any change Father?
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Bless your soul wandering one.
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Fuck you!
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Good morning! Eat shit!
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Father, please grant me the
strength and compassion to
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complete my work. I know you set
no challenge before me I cannot
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overcome. Thank
you for this day. Amen.
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Give me all your fuckin' money.
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You would rob a priest my son?
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You think I am fuckin' bluffing?
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Fuck!
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Ha. Now that's the fuckin' shit!
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If you ever hold out on me
again, I'll fuckin' gank you.
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You hear me bitch?
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What is it that
makes you so angry?
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Your fuckin' type sickens me.
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My children, life is rarely
easy. But nothing happens by
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accident. It's all a part of
God's plan. Still, sometimes
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it's hard to look at a hardship
and consider it a blessing.
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I was mugged on my way here
today. My bible was thrown on
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the ground. Some of its pages
were smeared, others wore torn
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out of its spine. My first
instinct was to get mad, but
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then I realized: this is a
message from God. There is so
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much hate in this world and I'm
here to remind you to keep
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responding to it with love.
We can all get through this
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together, because it's all a
part of God's plan. Everything
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happens for a reason. Thank
you for coming today. Amen!
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Shut the fuck up!
I'm tryin' to sleep.
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Detective White, Officer Blank,
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it was a pleasure to
have you both here today.
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Father, were
you really mugged this morning?
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Out behind the church.
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Do you want to
press charges against the
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piece of shit who did it to ya?
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I'm quite alright officer. Uh,
I'd stay and chat longer but I
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have to go change my robes.
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I have an appointment with a
troubled family I need to keep.
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Good day and God bless.
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Have a good day Father.
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This place fuckin' sucks!
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Father! Father! Thank God
you're here. Oh I'm Sorry, I didn't
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mean to use the Lord's name
in vain. Please come in.
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Honey, Father Bane is here.
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Father, you
remember our retarded son Dougie.
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Dougie! Stop that!
Get over here.
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Alright Dad.
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Take a seat please.
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Lemonade, Father?
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No thank you. I'm quite alright.
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So what seems to be
troubling you my children?
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Our daughter Amy.
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It's like she's become a
different person. We've tried
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family counseling,
we've tried everything.
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It's like she's
possessed by a demon.
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That's extremely unlikely.
Now is she here?
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Yes Mr. Father.
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Could you ask her
to come join us Ronald?
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Amy, could you join us please?
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We have company,
could you join us please?
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If you don't get down here now-
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Coming, Dad.
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Way to blow your
top, Dad. Jesus.
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Hey! No using
the Lord's name in vain.
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You smell like dog's
behind.
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Shut the fuck up Dougie.
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You're a fucking bitch.
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Dougie!
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As you can see Father her
behavior is starting to affect
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Dougie.
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We wouldn't want to have to
send him back to military school
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That was a homeless shelter!
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It's the same thing Dougie!
We've been over this before!
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Let's all take a breath
Mr. Bonner.
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Obviously something
has happened to
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Amy. Some sort of tragedy has
befallen her and now she is
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lashing out to try to
reclaim control.
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I'll get it.
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Well we know she's hurt.
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Hey, HEY!
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Everybody on the ground
or I'll pump this kid so full
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of lead he'll be shittin'
pencils for a month!
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Who are you?!
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I'm gonna kill this
whole goddamn family.
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Tie those fuckers up!
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We'll give you
whatever you want I swear.
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Padre, the rest of you fucks,
it's my son Sissy's birthday.
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Isn't that right Sissy?
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Happy Birthday to me!
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And for his birthday
Sissy asked for a nice normal
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family.
Isn't that right Sissy?
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Oh absolutely.
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Sissy? Nice name bitch.
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If you don't shut up
I'm gonna jam my fist so far
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up your fuckin' snizz it'll
be wearing your ovaries as a
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fuckin' hat!
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Play nice Buddy. It's
Sissy's birthday.
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Ruff, ruff, ruff!
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Now we're all going to
sing happy birthday, or the kid
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here gets a sexy new
orifice right there in his head.
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Is that clear?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Say yes or you'll be scraping
his brains off the fuckin'
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walls.
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Yes, yes, for god's sake yes.
Just don't hurt Dougie or my
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Baby.
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His name is Sissy you
Motherfuckers!!!
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Let's START THIS PARTY
WITH A BANG!
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Dougie? DOUGIE?!
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Dougie!!!!
Noooooo!!!!
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Thus exeunt the retard.
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I like this game!
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Fuck this!
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Fuck this? FUCK YOU!
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Amy!
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I can't believe that
fuckin' bitch hit me.
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Let's teach this bitch a lesson.
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Turn the other cheek.
You must turn the other cheek.
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God wants you to turn
the other cheek!
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Turn the other
cheek! TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!
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Wait!
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Buddy, Trisha, wait.
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What does God
want us to do Father?
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God wants you
to turn the other cheek.
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Ooooh? I think he told us
to fuck you in the ass!
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Noooo!
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Don't mind if I do!
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You can't!
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Boys, bring her into the
other room for me!
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No. No! Oh god. No!
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Buddy, you watch the door.
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NOOOO!
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Sissy?
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Please no!
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Don't worry mommy.
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I love the taste of peaches.
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Move bitch!
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Sit down!
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Oooooo.
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How can you do this?
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Shut the fuck up.
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Sissy do you believe in God?
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What?
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Never mind.
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Let's make this
interesting Padre.
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Hurt me all you will, just don't
hurt them. Spare these good
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people.
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If you truly believe in
turning the other cheek you
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won't shoot him. That
would be murder.
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'Thou Shalt Not
Kill', right father?
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There's no
reason for this.
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Yeah! I fucking
LOVE this shit!
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For God's sake
Father, shoot her.
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I can't.
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Bleed bitch.
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Shoot her!
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I can't.
Thou shalt not kill!
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Oooooooh!
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Shoot her you
fucking coward!
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Thou shalt not kill!
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It's nice to meet you!
I'm Sissy!
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Yeah! That's the stuff.
That's my cherry kool-aid!
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Shoot her you
fucking coward!
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I will not be tempted.
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Nooooo!
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Impressive, Father.
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You could have stopped this.
You could have saved us.
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Hey, look what I found.
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Oooooo.
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You like, 'em?
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You could have stopped this.
You could have saved us.
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Hey Sissy, I've gotta
birthday joke for you.
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Ooooooh!
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How many babies does it
take to paint a floor?
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I don't know, how many?
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No.
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Let's find out!
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That was FUCKING AWESOME! YEAH!
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Best Birthday Ever!
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Gun, Sissy?
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- There.
- Oh.
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Please, don't!
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Boys! Take a step back.
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What? No!
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You never want to spend time
with two guys who've just
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watched you
buttfuck a slam-hole.
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Makes sense.
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Buddy, get the car.
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FuuuuUUUUuuuuck! Fuck!
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Sissy, all good things
must come to an end.
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Who's my girl?
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- I am!
- I know!
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Would you do me the
honor?
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I'd love to.
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Oooooh!
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You could have stopped this.
You could have saved us.
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- On three.
- Three!
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All done Daddy,
thank you for the gift.
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Ladies. Priest?
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He wouldn't shoot us when he had
the chance, just leave him.
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Really? Alright, let's
leave him with a party favor.
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Or six.
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Forgive me Father?
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By the way, you look like
a fucking penguin.
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Please help me. Oh God
don't leave me.
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Oh! Oh.
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For God's sakes
somebody help her!
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Prep the OR!
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Set her down.
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Move! Move!
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Cleanup to the ER.
Cleanup to the ER.
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Our Father, Who art in Heaven...
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You could have stopped this.
You could have saved us.
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You could have stopped this.
You could have saved us!
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You Motherfucker!
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You could have stopped this.
You could have saved us.
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You fucking coward!
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Asshole!
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Hey man, you
know where I can score?
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You
wanna party big daddy?
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You
wanna fuck my wife?
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God why hast
thou forsaken me?!
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Lord, give me a sign
for I know not what to do.
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Gimme your fuckin' money.
I said gimme your shit!
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So be it.
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Do it. Do it!
FUCKING DO IT!
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Fuck you you fuckin' freak.
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You must be lost Father.
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I know exactly where I am.
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I'll take that one.
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You got ID?
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I want that one.
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You even got
money?
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I'll get money later, I
need that gun right now.
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You're serious.
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Dead serious.
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Well, you don't got no ID and it
takes five to ten days to get
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the permit in, but you're a
priest it's not like you're
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gonna run around
and cause trouble.
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Alright.
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I shall call you Lord.
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Absolve me of ally my sins or
whatever and I won't charge you
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for the ammo.
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Bless you my son and the
Lord forgive your sins.
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Is that all it takes?
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For you, yes.
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Be safe.
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Come on Marcus.
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You call me Mr. Hoffman!
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You know I can't afford it, my
wife she's real sick.
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Come on, look at this: This is
the best pussy pussy in town.
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You're gonna love it.
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Come on daddy, I want it so bad.
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How could I say no to you? I bet
yo pussy tastes like rancid
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coon meat.
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Who the fuck are you?
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The sword of vengeance.
Whoremonger. Harlot.
259
00:26:45,226 --> 00:26:51,030
Father, no Father please forgive
me. I'll suck yo dick man!
260
00:26:51,032 --> 00:26:59,306
They say let he without
sin cast the first stone.
261
00:26:59,308 --> 00:27:03,313
First stone cast
motherfuckers.
262
00:27:21,062 --> 00:27:22,695
Nine-One-One,
what's your emergency?
263
00:27:22,697 --> 00:27:28,501
Yea I heard gunshots...
264
00:27:28,503 --> 00:27:32,138
That was you?
265
00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:34,308
False alarm - just some kids
playin' with firecrackers.
266
00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:36,913
Don't worry about it.
267
00:27:38,179 --> 00:27:41,383
You gonna kill me too?
268
00:27:42,216 --> 00:27:46,052
I absolved your sins. Unless you
feel like you need something
269
00:27:46,054 --> 00:27:52,024
extra?
270
00:27:52,026 --> 00:27:55,095
Go with God.
271
00:27:55,097 --> 00:27:58,264
I don't need God.
272
00:27:58,266 --> 00:28:00,200
I walk with the Lord.
273
00:28:09,744 --> 00:28:15,081
Give me all your fuckin' money.
274
00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:16,750
You, you holdin' out on me!
275
00:28:16,752 --> 00:28:18,985
You've made
the Lord very angry.
276
00:28:18,987 --> 00:28:21,253
What the fuck
are you talkin' about?!
277
00:28:21,255 --> 00:28:24,457
Fear the Lord's wrath!
278
00:28:24,459 --> 00:28:30,062
Fuck! Shit!
My fuckin' leg man. Oh. Fuck.
279
00:28:30,064 --> 00:28:34,033
Fuck! Fuck!
280
00:28:34,035 --> 00:28:35,069
Please. Please! I -
281
00:28:35,071 --> 00:28:42,509
- Shhhh. Shhh. Shh.
- Fuck, I don't man... Don't -
282
00:28:42,511 --> 00:28:47,380
The Lord is my shepherd, I
shall not want.
283
00:28:47,382 --> 00:28:51,217
Though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death I fear no
284
00:28:51,219 --> 00:28:56,223
evil, for he is with me. And
surely goodness and
285
00:28:56,225 --> 00:29:01,060
mercy shall follow me,
all of my days...
286
00:29:01,062 --> 00:29:03,496
...just not today.
287
00:29:29,390 --> 00:29:32,591
Lord, you are the way and
the light. Give me your
288
00:29:32,593 --> 00:29:37,496
strength. Only through you
can I change this world. Bless
289
00:29:37,498 --> 00:29:42,069
me with your gunpowder and shell
casings and fill me with your
290
00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:48,575
righteous hate. All hail
violence. Death to evil.
291
00:29:48,577 --> 00:29:50,176
Amen to guns.
292
00:29:54,315 --> 00:29:55,915
Hello Father Bane
speaking.
293
00:29:55,917 --> 00:29:59,152
Yes, this is Shitsville
Hospital calling, we've got an Amy Bonner
294
00:29:59,154 --> 00:30:00,453
that we're gonna need someone
to come pick up.
295
00:30:00,455 --> 00:30:03,458
I'm on my way.
296
00:30:07,862 --> 00:30:11,298
What
are you looking at?!
297
00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:14,467
Thank God you're here.
Please come with me. She's doing a lot
298
00:30:14,469 --> 00:30:17,436
better than we thought she
would. When she came in she had
299
00:30:17,438 --> 00:30:21,140
less than a 3% chance
of survival. I mean, it's a
300
00:30:21,142 --> 00:30:24,211
miracle she can breathe without
the help of a machine.
301
00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:27,547
She's conscious now but she's
lost all function in her legs.
302
00:30:27,549 --> 00:30:31,384
She's angry, she's in denial
and she's physically attacking
303
00:30:31,386 --> 00:30:32,485
our staff.
304
00:30:32,487 --> 00:30:35,288
I'll take her with me
when I go.
305
00:30:35,290 --> 00:30:38,692
Bless you father.
306
00:30:38,694 --> 00:30:40,359
Argh!
307
00:30:40,361 --> 00:30:43,896
Anyone else want to tell me
that I'm crippled?
308
00:30:43,898 --> 00:30:45,165
Amy.
309
00:30:45,167 --> 00:30:49,336
Father? My
whole family is dead.
310
00:30:49,338 --> 00:30:50,369
I know.
311
00:30:50,371 --> 00:30:53,241
Do you think
that I'm crippled?
312
00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:56,909
You'll never walk again.
313
00:30:56,911 --> 00:30:58,377
Fuck you!
314
00:30:58,379 --> 00:31:00,914
We all have our scars.
315
00:31:00,916 --> 00:31:02,415
Jesus Christ.
316
00:31:02,417 --> 00:31:04,584
He didn't have anything
to do with this.
317
00:31:04,586 --> 00:31:05,652
Where the
hell am I going to go?
318
00:31:05,654 --> 00:31:07,354
You're coming with me.
319
00:31:07,356 --> 00:31:10,126
Let's get the
fuck out of here then.
320
00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:26,309
Wait!
321
00:31:27,208 --> 00:31:29,678
Fuck you!
322
00:31:38,954 --> 00:31:41,288
So this is your place?
323
00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:42,355
Yes.
324
00:31:42,357 --> 00:31:43,656
Where am I gonna sleep?
325
00:31:43,658 --> 00:31:45,291
The bed.
326
00:31:45,293 --> 00:31:47,961
Where are you gonna sleep?
327
00:31:47,963 --> 00:31:53,299
I don't sleep. Make
yourself presentable.
328
00:31:53,301 --> 00:31:56,435
Uh, yeah, cuz I don't fit
into this neighborhood at all.
329
00:31:56,437 --> 00:31:58,504
There was some guy
getting his dick sucked back
330
00:31:58,506 --> 00:31:59,271
there.
331
00:31:59,273 --> 00:32:00,106
Where?!
332
00:32:00,108 --> 00:32:02,408
I don't know, near that
warehouse.
333
00:32:02,410 --> 00:32:03,577
Stay here.
334
00:32:03,579 --> 00:32:05,979
I'm not going anywhere.
335
00:32:05,981 --> 00:32:08,548
I'll be back in a
minute.
336
00:32:08,550 --> 00:32:11,318
Oooo! New coat!
337
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:17,590
Oh yeah. Oh. Oh
yeah baby, that's the stuff.
338
00:32:17,592 --> 00:32:19,225
Is that your wife?
339
00:32:19,227 --> 00:32:20,726
Yah.
340
00:32:20,728 --> 00:32:22,361
You better not
be lying to me.
341
00:32:22,363 --> 00:32:27,334
No, I swear to God
I'm not. I'm not.
342
00:32:27,336 --> 00:32:28,771
You?
343
00:32:36,278 --> 00:32:42,348
Enjoy yourselves.
Have a lovely evening.
344
00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:45,318
Don't ever wear a condom.
345
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,758
No. I won't. No.
346
00:32:54,495 --> 00:32:57,365
Don't stop.
347
00:32:59,533 --> 00:33:04,674
Amy? Amy??
348
00:33:09,311 --> 00:33:10,376
Amy!!!
349
00:33:10,378 --> 00:33:16,816
Who are you?! Where are you
taking me? Let me go!
350
00:33:16,818 --> 00:33:20,319
You're gonna rape a
cripple you sick fuck?!
351
00:33:20,321 --> 00:33:23,290
Yeah bitch, just cuz you
can't move yo legs doesn't mean they
352
00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:26,358
can't get spread.
I'm gonna be up in ya like
353
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:27,726
peanut butter in a dog's ass.
354
00:33:27,728 --> 00:33:29,462
Don't you fuckin' touch me.
355
00:33:29,464 --> 00:33:32,065
Step away from the girl.
356
00:33:32,067 --> 00:33:35,635
Hey man, I'm gonna cut this
crippled bitch's throat!
357
00:33:35,637 --> 00:33:36,735
Father Bane?
358
00:33:36,737 --> 00:33:39,638
Some people say kill em all and
let God sort em out.
359
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,774
Today I'm
giving God the day off.
360
00:33:41,776 --> 00:33:45,380
Hallelujah.
361
00:33:47,549 --> 00:33:51,751
OOOOOO! OOooOO! Ooooo!
362
00:33:51,753 --> 00:33:59,693
You shot me in the balls man!
Not the balls! Not the balls!!
363
00:33:59,695 --> 00:34:04,097
I thought you were
supposed to forgive people.
364
00:34:04,099 --> 00:34:07,533
Forgiveness for some
bullets for the rest!
365
00:34:07,535 --> 00:34:11,306
No!
366
00:34:19,114 --> 00:34:20,547
Praise the Lord.
367
00:34:20,549 --> 00:34:22,114
The Lord's a big-ass gun?
368
00:34:22,116 --> 00:34:25,819
It's the only thing I
have faith in now.
369
00:34:25,821 --> 00:34:29,121
Let's go, we'll get you settled
back into my apartment.
370
00:34:29,123 --> 00:34:32,625
This won't happen again.
371
00:34:32,627 --> 00:34:37,429
I've got one last
midnight sermon to give.
372
00:34:37,431 --> 00:34:40,835
I've never been as
wet as I am right now.
373
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,576
As you all know God puts tests
in front of us. He doesn't
374
00:34:50,578 --> 00:34:54,614
make things easy. He makes
things hard. Sometimes he makes
375
00:34:54,616 --> 00:34:58,485
them so hard you
wonder if God's an asshole.
376
00:34:58,487 --> 00:35:01,721
If he's just moving us around
like pieces on a board
377
00:35:01,723 --> 00:35:06,492
making up the rules as he goes
along. If God doesn't give a
378
00:35:06,494 --> 00:35:12,165
shit. Well, I'm here to tell
you: he doesn't care.
379
00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:15,835
God gave us free choice and that
turned us into murderers and
380
00:35:15,837 --> 00:35:20,840
rapists and thieving fucking
scum. Well, I'm here to pass
381
00:35:20,842 --> 00:35:24,677
judgment on all of you and I
pronounce you damned.
382
00:35:24,679 --> 00:35:31,851
I hate each and every piece of
human garbage, and I hate God.
383
00:35:31,853 --> 00:35:35,788
Abandon all hope, ye
who breathe air. All hail the
384
00:35:35,790 --> 00:35:38,791
almighty violence!
385
00:35:38,793 --> 00:35:40,460
Jesus Christ!
386
00:35:40,462 --> 00:35:42,661
Stop!
387
00:35:42,663 --> 00:35:43,730
Stop or I'll shoot!
388
00:35:43,732 --> 00:35:46,866
Shoot me if you must, I
will answer my calling.
389
00:35:46,868 --> 00:35:50,203
Goddamnit father!
390
00:35:50,205 --> 00:35:54,677
No. No. No!
No no!! No!! NOOO!!!
391
00:35:57,712 --> 00:35:59,212
Fuck!
392
00:35:59,214 --> 00:36:00,646
I need your help.
393
00:36:00,648 --> 00:36:01,882
What do you need?
394
00:36:01,884 --> 00:36:07,219
There's a family of monsters:
Dokes, Sissy, Trisha and Buddy.
395
00:36:07,221 --> 00:36:08,954
The MacFarlanes.
They're whacked alright.
396
00:36:08,956 --> 00:36:09,956
Where can I find them?
397
00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:12,625
If we knew that
we'd arrest them ourselves.
398
00:36:12,627 --> 00:36:13,625
I know where Buddy is.
399
00:36:13,627 --> 00:36:14,726
- What?
- Where?
400
00:36:14,728 --> 00:36:16,695
He's runs an underground
nightclub out of downtown.
401
00:36:16,697 --> 00:36:18,764
41st and King.
402
00:36:18,766 --> 00:36:22,902
Thank you my son.
403
00:36:22,904 --> 00:36:24,503
That was stupid.
404
00:36:24,505 --> 00:36:26,739
Buddy killed my brother.
He can go fuck himself.
405
00:36:26,741 --> 00:36:28,574
Dokes bankrolls us.
406
00:36:28,576 --> 00:36:30,242
That's why I didn't
give away anything about Dokes.
407
00:36:30,244 --> 00:36:31,844
That greasy fuck can
keep paying my bills till
408
00:36:31,846 --> 00:36:35,681
doomsday.
409
00:36:35,683 --> 00:36:36,683
What a mess.
410
00:36:36,685 --> 00:36:39,751
Anyways, Dokes isn't
gonna know a damn thing.
411
00:36:39,753 --> 00:36:42,588
He will when his kids turn up
dead and he traces it back to
412
00:36:42,590 --> 00:36:43,556
you.
413
00:36:43,558 --> 00:36:45,761
There won't be any witnesses.
414
00:36:55,737 --> 00:36:57,706
Ha!
415
00:36:58,739 --> 00:37:01,042
How are you
feelin' tough guy?
416
00:37:04,279 --> 00:37:06,612
I'm fine.
417
00:37:06,614 --> 00:37:11,617
I've needed a real man in my
life for years, to discipline
418
00:37:11,619 --> 00:37:13,286
me.
419
00:37:13,288 --> 00:37:14,987
I'm here for a higher purpose.
420
00:37:14,989 --> 00:37:20,759
So let's get high and you can
fuck my slutty little brains
421
00:37:20,761 --> 00:37:21,793
out.
422
00:37:21,795 --> 00:37:24,831
No.
423
00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:26,733
Please?
424
00:37:26,735 --> 00:37:27,467
No.
425
00:37:27,469 --> 00:37:29,001
Is it because I'm
crippled?
426
00:37:29,003 --> 00:37:30,003
No.
427
00:37:30,005 --> 00:37:31,637
Are you gay or something?
428
00:37:31,639 --> 00:37:32,438
No.
429
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,773
Well then why
can't we get it on!?
430
00:37:34,775 --> 00:37:40,579
I was married to God, what makes
you think you can measure up?
431
00:37:40,581 --> 00:37:43,616
Does God give blowjobs?
432
00:37:43,618 --> 00:37:46,889
No.
433
00:37:50,891 --> 00:37:59,799
But I used to
think he loved me.
434
00:37:59,801 --> 00:38:01,934
Fuck.
435
00:38:10,145 --> 00:38:12,947
Whooo!
436
00:38:13,348 --> 00:38:16,085
A drink on the owner's tab?
437
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:19,922
A drink on the owner's tab?!
438
00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:28,360
Are you fucking kidding
me? Cigarette!
439
00:38:28,362 --> 00:38:31,364
Do I look generous to you? I
won't even blow my own fuckin'
440
00:38:31,366 --> 00:38:33,632
sister! Gimme the bat.
441
00:38:33,634 --> 00:38:34,701
It was an accident.
442
00:38:34,703 --> 00:38:36,101
- An accident.
- I just... just wanted a
443
00:38:36,103 --> 00:38:39,706
- free drink.
- Free drink motherfucker?
444
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:42,177
I'll give you your free
fuckin' drink!
445
00:38:49,851 --> 00:38:55,121
Boys?
Hold that piece of shit!
446
00:38:55,123 --> 00:38:58,994
No. No. Ugh. No!
447
00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:10,036
Take me out to the ballgame.
Take me out to the ball!
448
00:39:10,038 --> 00:39:13,708
- Ah fuck it.
- Noooooo!!!
449
00:39:14,909 --> 00:39:17,713
Whoo!!!
450
00:39:18,712 --> 00:39:21,213
You know, I don't know what the
fuck Sissy gets out of all that
451
00:39:21,215 --> 00:39:24,185
singing bullshit.
452
00:39:25,152 --> 00:39:27,156
Clean that shit up!
453
00:40:17,172 --> 00:40:19,806
What the fuck?
454
00:40:23,978 --> 00:40:26,978
I'm here for Buddy and
Trisha MacFarlane.
455
00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:30,248
I'll absolve
everyone else later.
456
00:40:35,022 --> 00:40:37,291
Boys?!
457
00:40:38,493 --> 00:40:40,992
Knock this
fuck's brains in!
458
00:40:40,994 --> 00:40:41,927
Wait!
459
00:40:41,929 --> 00:40:44,098
What sis?
460
00:40:46,234 --> 00:40:53,808
He didn't kill us last time.
This is all for show.
461
00:40:53,975 --> 00:40:55,507
You're gonna save
our souls father?
462
00:40:55,509 --> 00:40:58,880
I do the Lord's work.
463
00:41:00,949 --> 00:41:06,786
Well Father, I've done
some bad things.
464
00:41:06,788 --> 00:41:09,889
Some real bad things.
465
00:41:09,891 --> 00:41:12,291
It all started
when I was four and played
466
00:41:12,293 --> 00:41:15,061
doctor with my comatose
grandmother.
467
00:41:15,063 --> 00:41:17,295
So now I'm
looking for some forgiveness.
468
00:41:17,297 --> 00:41:20,967
What do you say? Can't know
anything til you've been
469
00:41:20,969 --> 00:41:23,069
to the edge, right?
470
00:41:23,071 --> 00:41:26,038
Now this looks familiar.
471
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:30,308
Hey nutbag, does the Lord
forgive me my Fuckin' sins?
472
00:41:30,310 --> 00:41:33,179
No.
473
00:41:33,181 --> 00:41:34,079
NO!!!
474
00:41:34,081 --> 00:41:37,752
Drop your weapons!
On your fuckin' knees!
475
00:41:38,052 --> 00:41:41,924
Do it or I will
skull-fuck his corpse!
476
00:41:50,063 --> 00:41:52,366
Thou shalt not steal.
477
00:41:54,302 --> 00:41:57,306
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
478
00:41:58,272 --> 00:42:00,907
You can't do this.
You're a priest.
479
00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:04,143
Thou shalt not worship
graven images.
480
00:42:04,145 --> 00:42:05,011
Jesus Christ.
481
00:42:05,013 --> 00:42:08,850
Thou shalt not take his
name in vain!
482
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,087
What about 'Thou Shalt
Not Kill'?
483
00:42:15,089 --> 00:42:18,259
Does it look like I'm
running for Jesus?
484
00:42:40,348 --> 00:42:44,116
"Nobody sells
drugs at my school".
485
00:42:44,118 --> 00:42:47,887
As you can tell we have a
zero tolerance policy on zero
486
00:42:47,889 --> 00:42:48,621
drug environments.
487
00:42:48,623 --> 00:42:53,095
Screw driver.
488
00:42:55,362 --> 00:42:57,128
Mr. MacFarlane,
I'm sorry, but...
489
00:42:57,130 --> 00:42:59,167
In a minute.
490
00:43:09,944 --> 00:43:13,246
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry,
but it's important. It's real
491
00:43:13,248 --> 00:43:14,447
important.
492
00:43:14,449 --> 00:43:19,217
It better be or I'm going
to carve you a new asshole with
493
00:43:19,219 --> 00:43:20,987
this thing!
494
00:43:20,989 --> 00:43:23,989
Some guy in clerical
robes just left Buddy's club.
495
00:43:23,991 --> 00:43:26,992
When one of our He/She's
went in they found everybody
496
00:43:26,994 --> 00:43:28,261
dead.
497
00:43:28,263 --> 00:43:31,429
The band, Buddy, Trisha,
everybody dead!
498
00:43:31,431 --> 00:43:34,967
They'd all been shot in the
face. Oh and this whackjob
499
00:43:34,969 --> 00:43:38,340
just walked away.
500
00:43:40,407 --> 00:43:47,246
Now let me make sure I
got this right: you say a priest
501
00:43:47,248 --> 00:43:53,018
showed up, pulled a
gun, killed the bouncers and
502
00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:55,020
then iced my two fuckin' kids?
503
00:43:55,022 --> 00:43:58,257
Yes. Fuck. Yes. I'm
sorry Mr. MacFarlane.
504
00:43:58,259 --> 00:43:59,692
Please don't hurt me.
505
00:43:59,694 --> 00:44:02,161
Is that the truth
monkey-slut?
506
00:44:02,163 --> 00:44:07,436
Ye-Ye-Yes! Fuck yes!
I'm sorry. OH GOD.
507
00:44:10,138 --> 00:44:13,172
Well it must've been
real scary for you to have to
508
00:44:13,174 --> 00:44:15,041
deliver this news to us.
509
00:44:15,043 --> 00:44:19,348
Yes. Yes it was!
510
00:44:24,319 --> 00:44:26,985
Today's been a tough day.
511
00:44:26,987 --> 00:44:28,186
Yes.
512
00:44:28,188 --> 00:44:29,322
Oh my God, right?!
513
00:44:29,324 --> 00:44:35,194
Well, we have something
that will cure all your ills.
514
00:44:35,196 --> 00:44:38,297
Relax, my daddy will get
you a drink.
515
00:44:38,299 --> 00:44:41,333
Thank you.
516
00:44:41,335 --> 00:44:44,105
That'll take
the edge off.
517
00:44:48,042 --> 00:44:50,509
Thank you.
518
00:44:50,511 --> 00:44:52,210
And now...
519
00:44:52,212 --> 00:44:56,517
IT'S YOUR
TURN ON THE TABLE!
520
00:45:14,067 --> 00:45:17,103
The fuck are you doing to
me?! I didn't do anything.
521
00:45:17,105 --> 00:45:19,105
I only answered the phone!
522
00:45:19,107 --> 00:45:22,411
Bonesaw, stat.
523
00:45:26,514 --> 00:45:29,248
Daddy's got a phone
call to make.
524
00:45:29,250 --> 00:45:31,116
Oh God no!
525
00:45:31,118 --> 00:45:36,257
It's gonna be a
life-changing procedure!
526
00:45:41,596 --> 00:45:44,299
Hello? Yes.
527
00:45:48,802 --> 00:45:54,475
Shut up and listen. I
need your help. With a priest.
528
00:45:56,310 --> 00:46:02,547
Yeah! A fuckin' priest! Sissy?
529
00:46:02,549 --> 00:46:06,587
Keep it down!
Daddy's on the phone!
530
00:46:18,299 --> 00:46:19,331
Thank you Sissy.
531
00:46:19,333 --> 00:46:22,400
Sorry Daddy.
532
00:46:22,402 --> 00:46:25,603
It's a priest. He showed up at
the club today and killed Buddy
533
00:46:25,605 --> 00:46:28,507
and Trisha.
I want you to kill him and then
534
00:46:28,509 --> 00:46:30,208
chop his fuckin' balls off.
535
00:46:30,210 --> 00:46:32,311
When do you want it done?
536
00:46:32,313 --> 00:46:33,612
Tonight!
537
00:46:33,614 --> 00:46:34,679
Payment?
538
00:46:34,681 --> 00:46:45,224
Payment on delivery of
his goddamn nut sack! FUCK!!
539
00:47:05,413 --> 00:47:08,514
Is everything okay Daddy??
540
00:47:08,516 --> 00:47:12,351
It will be. I called Diablo.
541
00:47:12,353 --> 00:47:16,489
He scares me,
but he's sooooo cute.
542
00:47:16,491 --> 00:47:25,230
He'd scare God himself.
And now he's after you!
543
00:47:25,232 --> 00:47:30,402
You hear me? He's after you!
544
00:47:30,404 --> 00:47:34,376
YOU FUCKING PRIEST!
545
00:48:05,672 --> 00:48:07,572
I got us Whappy Meals.
546
00:48:07,574 --> 00:48:09,175
What are we celebrating?
547
00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:10,643
Doing the Lord's work.
548
00:48:10,645 --> 00:48:13,748
Whoop-de-doo!
549
00:48:14,681 --> 00:48:16,949
Do not mock the Lord!
550
00:48:16,951 --> 00:48:22,389
Jesus, I'm sorry. I
won't say it again.
551
00:48:26,293 --> 00:48:27,462
Good.
552
00:48:29,230 --> 00:48:31,433
Shit.
553
00:48:38,538 --> 00:48:40,338
We both get
a My Little Horsie.
554
00:48:40,340 --> 00:48:44,976
I used to fucking love
My Little Horsie.
555
00:48:44,978 --> 00:48:47,212
So how long can I stay here?
556
00:48:47,214 --> 00:48:48,413
As long as you need.
557
00:48:48,415 --> 00:48:49,715
What if you get yourself
killed?
558
00:48:49,717 --> 00:48:51,983
Then you'll
go somewhere else.
559
00:48:51,985 --> 00:48:54,719
And you're
okay with that?
560
00:48:54,721 --> 00:48:55,587
It is what it is.
561
00:48:55,589 --> 00:48:59,791
Jesus. I thought
you were different.
562
00:48:59,793 --> 00:49:00,960
I am different.
563
00:49:00,962 --> 00:49:04,697
Well I thought that you
were willing to fight or care or
564
00:49:04,699 --> 00:49:05,998
some shit.
565
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000
I don't understand.
566
00:49:08,002 --> 00:49:10,603
You said that something bad
must have happened to me once.
567
00:49:10,605 --> 00:49:12,438
In another life.
568
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:16,608
You wanna know what
happened? I figured it out.
569
00:49:16,610 --> 00:49:21,813
Life is just random shit
and there is no answer.
570
00:49:21,815 --> 00:49:27,319
I mean shit look at you: walkin'
around being all nice and holy
571
00:49:27,321 --> 00:49:31,290
and shit and you're shot to
death and brought back as an
572
00:49:31,292 --> 00:49:34,360
autistic rage monster.
573
00:49:34,362 --> 00:49:38,730
And I thought that I was the
only one that understood that
574
00:49:38,732 --> 00:49:40,833
shit.
575
00:49:40,835 --> 00:49:45,371
And then I saw you
shoot that guy in the garage.
576
00:49:45,373 --> 00:49:47,373
We should get married.
577
00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:52,277
What? We should.
I'm perfect for you.
578
00:49:52,279 --> 00:49:55,648
I know that you kill
bad people and I like that.
579
00:49:55,650 --> 00:49:57,349
The Lord kills people.
580
00:49:57,351 --> 00:49:58,449
And we should get married.
581
00:49:58,451 --> 00:50:01,753
No, no.
582
00:50:01,755 --> 00:50:05,826
Fine. I got you a present
you miserable fuck.
583
00:50:10,397 --> 00:50:12,730
I don't need this. I've
abandoned the church of God.
584
00:50:12,732 --> 00:50:15,336
Pull out the bottom of it.
585
00:50:17,071 --> 00:50:18,770
It's a cross for the...
586
00:50:18,772 --> 00:50:22,276
...Church of the Lord!
587
00:50:24,444 --> 00:50:25,576
Thank you Amy.
588
00:50:25,578 --> 00:50:28,346
Can I have a hug?
589
00:50:28,348 --> 00:50:29,815
I'm not comfortable
touching people.
590
00:50:29,817 --> 00:50:34,688
Get over here
and give me a hug.
591
00:50:45,433 --> 00:50:48,833
Hey priest dude,
I've gotta put your nutsack in
592
00:50:48,835 --> 00:50:51,505
this fuckin' bag!
593
00:50:59,679 --> 00:51:02,380
Wait!
594
00:51:02,382 --> 00:51:05,352
Don't go.
595
00:51:06,353 --> 00:51:08,922
It's my calling.
596
00:51:37,650 --> 00:51:39,617
What's up Daddy-o?
597
00:51:39,619 --> 00:51:42,721
You're interfering with
the Lord's work.
598
00:51:42,723 --> 00:51:45,460
I guess that's why
they call me El Diablo.
599
00:52:00,174 --> 00:52:01,607
The devil!
600
00:52:01,609 --> 00:52:03,175
You bet
your saintly ass.
601
00:52:03,177 --> 00:52:09,648
Surrender now and meet
your righteous punishment.
602
00:52:09,650 --> 00:52:13,719
Oooh. Oh. This is
gonna be fun.
603
00:52:13,721 --> 00:52:15,587
You do know how to
fight right bro?
604
00:52:15,589 --> 00:52:16,954
I mete out justice.
605
00:52:16,956 --> 00:52:19,761
Oh goody.
606
00:52:23,431 --> 00:52:25,530
Sure you wanna fight
in a dress bro?
607
00:52:25,532 --> 00:52:28,536
Everyone's gonna
say you're a pussy.
608
00:52:30,703 --> 00:52:36,208
Whoo! Look at us! Yin
and Yang, Batman and Robin,
609
00:52:36,210 --> 00:52:38,476
the Pope and
whatever kid he's ass fucking.
610
00:52:38,478 --> 00:52:41,212
I'm going to pump you
full of the Lord's wrath.
611
00:52:41,214 --> 00:52:44,882
That's a little
gay. Let's try threats...
612
00:52:44,884 --> 00:52:48,822
I'm gonna beat you
'till your eyes bleed.
613
00:52:49,757 --> 00:52:52,961
Boom!
614
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,996
Come on, you wanna
fight like a man don't you bro?
615
00:52:57,998 --> 00:53:00,632
I'm more than a man.
616
00:53:00,634 --> 00:53:04,938
You know what, let's
give you a fighting chance.
617
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:09,574
I'll give you a free shot okay?
618
00:53:09,576 --> 00:53:10,976
Come on, I'm not
gonna flinch or nothing.
619
00:53:10,978 --> 00:53:13,715
TAKE IT!
620
00:53:21,589 --> 00:53:23,989
The Lord works in
mysterious ways.
621
00:53:23,991 --> 00:53:29,797
Motherfucker! I'M
GONNA KILL YOU!!
622
00:54:04,031 --> 00:54:07,632
How many lashes did
Jesus get before he died?
623
00:54:07,634 --> 00:54:11,670
39? Let's see how many
you can take before you die
624
00:54:11,672 --> 00:54:13,708
fucker.
625
00:54:37,063 --> 00:54:38,563
Who the fuck are you?
626
00:54:38,565 --> 00:54:41,268
I'm the other arm of the Lord.
627
00:54:45,339 --> 00:54:49,576
Before I die, I'm gonna bite
your fucking head off bitch.
628
00:54:52,346 --> 00:54:58,085
In nomine patre et filis
et spiritus fuck you!
629
00:55:41,728 --> 00:55:46,998
No. You can't die on me
damnit! No you can't die!
630
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:52,639
I need you! No!!!
631
00:55:55,808 --> 00:55:58,745
I know what to do!
632
00:56:10,156 --> 00:56:12,157
Amy?
633
00:56:12,159 --> 00:56:15,059
Father?
634
00:56:15,061 --> 00:56:23,434
Oh no you don't.
635
00:56:23,436 --> 00:56:29,174
Oh Amy, you're saving me.
636
00:56:29,176 --> 00:56:31,809
But now you've got to fuck me
the rest of the way back to
637
00:56:31,811 --> 00:56:33,844
life.
638
00:56:33,846 --> 00:56:37,250
It's the Lord's will.
639
00:57:06,045 --> 00:57:11,248
Yeah! Ride me big daddy!
Oh yah! Ugh!
640
00:57:14,755 --> 00:57:18,126
Ugh! Ahh! Ahh!
641
00:57:20,060 --> 00:57:24,496
Ah, yeah! Ugh, ugh, ugh!
642
00:57:24,498 --> 00:57:29,735
Oh yeah! Squeeze 'em!
Yeah! Oh!
643
00:57:29,737 --> 00:57:34,776
Mmmm. Father. Yeah ohhhhhh.
644
00:57:36,043 --> 00:57:42,213
Praise the
Loooooord!!!!
645
00:57:43,516 --> 00:57:45,719
Hallelujah.
646
00:58:25,793 --> 00:58:29,363
I'm busy.
647
00:59:01,060 --> 00:59:08,333
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
648
00:59:08,335 --> 00:59:12,003
Fuck, Double Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
649
00:59:12,005 --> 00:59:13,337
What's wrong Daddy?
650
00:59:13,339 --> 00:59:15,306
Diablo's dead.
651
00:59:15,308 --> 00:59:16,175
Really?
652
00:59:16,177 --> 00:59:18,342
Even worse, the Priest
has disappeared.
653
00:59:18,344 --> 00:59:20,078
They can't find him anywhere.
654
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,045
FUCK!
655
00:59:21,047 --> 00:59:23,982
If he can kill Diablo he
can kill anybody.
656
00:59:23,984 --> 00:59:27,619
I am aware of that you
fucking jizz pile!
657
00:59:27,621 --> 00:59:29,253
What are we
gonna do Daddy?
658
00:59:29,255 --> 00:59:33,326
I am fuckin' thinkin' here!
659
00:59:35,362 --> 00:59:41,166
Alright, get out to the
tracks we annexed last year.
660
00:59:41,168 --> 00:59:44,235
Start recruitin'.
Your He/She Army better actually
661
00:59:44,237 --> 00:59:47,404
be a fuckin' army by the time
that priest gets there.
662
00:59:47,406 --> 00:59:50,442
Ambush that fuck and do whatever
you want with him.
663
00:59:50,444 --> 00:59:55,179
You're the best Daddy in the
whole world. What about you?
664
00:59:55,181 --> 01:00:00,187
I think I know the right guy to
help me come up with plan B.
665
01:00:03,056 --> 01:00:06,991
Blank?! Get in here!
666
01:00:06,993 --> 01:00:09,994
Mr. McFarlane?
667
01:00:09,996 --> 01:00:11,061
Want me to finish you off Daddy?
668
01:00:11,063 --> 01:00:14,232
Oh, you're too kind.
669
01:00:14,234 --> 01:00:15,900
I'll give you two a
minute.
670
01:00:15,902 --> 01:00:20,137
Oh no you won't, you
watch while Daddy talks to you.
671
01:00:20,139 --> 01:00:24,409
And if you look away,
I'll make you do me next.
672
01:00:24,411 --> 01:00:25,376
Right Daddy?
673
01:00:25,378 --> 01:00:27,078
Right sweetheart.
674
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:28,413
I'll get you for this Sissy.
675
01:00:28,415 --> 01:00:39,023
Sure you will, you big
bad police man.
676
01:00:39,025 --> 01:00:41,226
Blank, you're gonna get
out there and spread some
677
01:00:41,228 --> 01:00:42,427
misinformation.
678
01:00:42,429 --> 01:00:45,130
Sissy's gonna build up an army
at the tracks and I'm cook up
679
01:00:45,132 --> 01:00:50,235
something else.
680
01:00:50,237 --> 01:00:55,706
I need you to spread word we
skipped town for a few weeks.
681
01:00:55,708 --> 01:00:58,411
Whatever you say Mr.
McFarlane.
682
01:01:05,719 --> 01:01:16,261
Good boy. Blank,
you can go now.
683
01:01:16,263 --> 01:01:22,036
Sissy... Get the
fuck out of here.
684
01:01:22,302 --> 01:01:27,975
Right away Daddy.
685
01:01:40,487 --> 01:01:47,491
You could have stopped this.
You could've saved us.
686
01:01:47,493 --> 01:01:54,766
You could have stopped this.
You could've saved us.
687
01:01:54,768 --> 01:02:00,771
Fucking coward!
You could have stopped this.
688
01:02:00,773 --> 01:02:05,145
You could've saved us.
RAAAAAAGH-
689
01:02:54,060 --> 01:02:55,226
You're up.
690
01:02:55,228 --> 01:02:56,561
I apologize.
691
01:02:56,563 --> 01:03:04,438
No worries. You've seen
plenty more of me.
692
01:03:09,609 --> 01:03:12,376
Where are my vestments?
693
01:03:12,378 --> 01:03:16,246
That Diablo guy ripped your
stuff to shit, so I got you some
694
01:03:16,248 --> 01:03:22,589
new stuff. Hey.
695
01:03:23,190 --> 01:03:30,431
There's some more stuff on the
table. Go take a look.
696
01:03:32,398 --> 01:03:33,864
Where did you get the
money for this?
697
01:03:33,866 --> 01:03:37,071
I didn't steal it if
that's what you're implying.
698
01:03:40,607 --> 01:03:44,512
You're not the only one that's
full of surprises around here.
699
01:03:52,384 --> 01:03:53,451
I have to go.
700
01:03:53,453 --> 01:04:01,462
Do the Lord's work.
I know. Come here. Lean down.
701
01:04:02,128 --> 01:04:04,895
Officer Blank was here today.
702
01:04:04,897 --> 01:04:07,498
He told me to tell you
that Sissy is at the dirt bike
703
01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,366
track near the railroad on
704
01:04:09,368 --> 01:04:12,436
the outskirts of town.
There's a new ride waitin' for
705
01:04:12,438 --> 01:04:13,637
you out back,
I hope you like it.
706
01:04:13,639 --> 01:04:16,507
I like walking.
707
01:04:16,509 --> 01:04:21,281
Have a nice night,
be home by ten.
708
01:04:22,382 --> 01:04:23,514
Is something wrong?
709
01:04:23,516 --> 01:04:25,349
You're supposed to kiss me.
710
01:04:25,351 --> 01:04:27,654
Oh.
711
01:04:29,456 --> 01:04:32,560
Maybe some day you'll get
the hang of this.
712
01:04:33,326 --> 01:04:35,293
In the name of the Lord.
713
01:04:43,936 --> 01:04:46,270
I guess I'll show
him the rings later.
714
01:05:22,308 --> 01:05:26,210
You guys wanna buy
some... icing sugar?
715
01:05:26,212 --> 01:05:26,978
I'm on a diet.
716
01:05:26,980 --> 01:05:29,250
Me too.
717
01:05:39,525 --> 01:05:42,626
Oh...
718
01:05:42,628 --> 01:05:45,496
Oh, shit! We
didn't know it was you coming.
719
01:05:45,498 --> 01:05:47,331
We didn't know.
720
01:05:47,333 --> 01:05:49,233
There's a
bunch of what do you call 'em
721
01:05:49,235 --> 01:05:49,733
in there.
722
01:05:49,735 --> 01:05:50,969
Fornicators.
723
01:05:50,971 --> 01:05:53,605
Ha, there's
a ton of them in there.
724
01:05:53,607 --> 01:05:55,773
Will you help me in my
work brothers?
725
01:05:55,775 --> 01:05:56,808
We don't
want to die.
726
01:05:56,810 --> 01:06:00,344
See no evil. Speak no evil.
727
01:06:00,346 --> 01:06:01,545
Oh fuck.
728
01:06:01,547 --> 01:06:04,651
Serve no evil!
729
01:06:09,355 --> 01:06:12,023
I thought Jesus loved me.
730
01:06:12,025 --> 01:06:15,525
Jesus does love you. I just
think you're a cock-sucking
731
01:06:15,527 --> 01:06:16,360
scumbag.
732
01:06:16,362 --> 01:06:19,732
Language father.
733
01:06:25,772 --> 01:06:29,040
So it ends for all
harlots and jezebels.
734
01:06:29,042 --> 01:06:32,376
I've got a
surprise for you father.
735
01:06:32,378 --> 01:06:35,315
Demon!!
736
01:06:41,788 --> 01:06:45,556
I've got my own little
army of He/She's who can't
737
01:06:45,558 --> 01:06:49,661
wait to get their little hands
on your innocent body.
738
01:06:49,663 --> 01:06:51,628
I will not be corrupted.
739
01:06:51,630 --> 01:06:58,670
You haven't even seen what they
can do. Or how hot you'd look.
740
01:06:58,672 --> 01:07:01,806
I've got a smokin' tune for all
my friends in black and white
741
01:07:01,808 --> 01:07:09,282
out there in radio land. The
symphony of incisions!
742
01:07:22,594 --> 01:07:26,364
What're you gonna
do honey, pray about it?
743
01:07:26,366 --> 01:07:28,469
My prayer's
have been answered.
744
01:07:36,842 --> 01:07:38,909
Are you alright?
745
01:07:44,918 --> 01:07:46,717
They made me do it!
746
01:07:46,719 --> 01:07:51,524
The road to hell is paved
with little steps.
747
01:08:28,794 --> 01:08:31,597
Look familiar?
748
01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:36,900
I don't think you've
got enough bullets honey.
749
01:08:36,902 --> 01:08:39,970
I've got my whole
sexy gang here.
750
01:08:39,972 --> 01:08:43,507
Move another step and this
party's really gonna get
751
01:08:43,509 --> 01:08:45,510
started.
752
01:10:20,005 --> 01:10:22,607
Is he dead?
753
01:10:22,609 --> 01:10:24,945
Bulletproof
vests are cheating!
754
01:10:26,612 --> 01:10:29,650
Dance for me honey.
755
01:10:32,685 --> 01:10:35,286
I can't believe you
really shot the midget.
756
01:10:35,288 --> 01:10:38,825
You're gonna make
one helluva He/She.
757
01:10:39,758 --> 01:10:42,527
You are damned.
758
01:10:42,529 --> 01:10:44,828
You don't like
my sexy shield?
759
01:10:44,830 --> 01:10:49,000
Repent your sins and receive
absolution in the name of the
760
01:10:49,002 --> 01:10:50,701
Lord.
761
01:10:50,703 --> 01:10:54,037
You only got one bullet
left sweetheart - you might as
762
01:10:54,039 --> 01:10:56,073
well surrender now!
763
01:10:56,075 --> 01:11:02,313
Sometimes the Lord provides,
other times midgets do.
764
01:11:02,315 --> 01:11:05,052
What?
765
01:11:08,721 --> 01:11:10,857
Meow?
766
01:11:12,792 --> 01:11:17,063
Well fuck my
ass and call me a slut.
767
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:33,713
Agh! Ugh. Ugh.
What are you doing?
768
01:11:34,047 --> 01:11:37,884
Witches burn.
769
01:12:34,807 --> 01:12:38,145
Amy? Amy?
770
01:12:53,926 --> 01:13:05,970
Amy!!!!!!! Gah! AMY!!
771
01:13:05,972 --> 01:13:11,074
Father Bane? Father Bane,
are you there?
772
01:13:18,183 --> 01:13:18,983
Shit.
773
01:13:18,985 --> 01:13:20,984
If you move a muscle I
will kill you.
774
01:13:20,986 --> 01:13:22,153
Fuck!
775
01:13:22,155 --> 01:13:27,761
Put your gun on the altar
and turn around, very slowly.
776
01:13:34,100 --> 01:13:35,832
I'm here to
help man. Jesus.
777
01:13:35,834 --> 01:13:40,470
My name isn't Jesus.
It's Bane. Augustus Bane.
778
01:13:40,472 --> 01:13:43,207
Father Augustus Bane.
779
01:13:43,209 --> 01:13:50,747
Are you going to put the
gun down Father Augustus Bane?
780
01:13:50,749 --> 01:13:52,149
Can't believe you're still
breathing after killing the
781
01:13:52,151 --> 01:13:53,117
MacFarlane kids.
782
01:13:53,119 --> 01:13:54,484
Everyone's looking for you.
783
01:13:54,486 --> 01:13:56,886
I want Dokes
MacFarlane to find me.
784
01:13:56,888 --> 01:13:58,956
Well, I found Dokes MacFarlane.
785
01:13:58,958 --> 01:14:00,024
You did?
786
01:14:00,026 --> 01:14:01,492
We can't pin anything
on him because there are too
787
01:14:01,494 --> 01:14:02,659
many dirty cops.
788
01:14:02,661 --> 01:14:05,061
But I can take you to him and
help you work your magic.
789
01:14:05,063 --> 01:14:07,230
Magic is a tool of Satan!
790
01:14:07,232 --> 01:14:11,034
It's a turn of phrase, do not
fucking shoot me! I work for the
791
01:14:11,036 --> 01:14:14,838
Lord.
792
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:21,244
Praise the Lord.
793
01:14:21,246 --> 01:14:25,850
We can't use my squad
car to take us to him.
794
01:14:25,852 --> 01:14:27,118
Amy provides.
795
01:15:06,292 --> 01:15:08,359
You go ahead, I'll stay here and
cover the front in case
796
01:15:08,361 --> 01:15:11,098
anybody shows up.
797
01:15:12,898 --> 01:15:14,030
Go with God.
798
01:15:14,032 --> 01:15:16,937
God doesn't even care.
799
01:16:32,879 --> 01:16:39,019
Ugh. No, no, NOOO!
800
01:17:00,205 --> 01:17:02,238
Amy?
801
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:06,377
Father? Uh.
Oh Thank God you're here!
802
01:17:06,379 --> 01:17:07,912
Dokes showed up
at the motel the
803
01:17:07,914 --> 01:17:14,318
minute you left. Hey,
aren't you gonna cut me down?
804
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:16,287
There's no wheelchair.
805
01:17:16,289 --> 01:17:21,024
You asshole! Just
fuckin' cut me down.
806
01:17:21,026 --> 01:17:22,292
But I need to be the
Lord's strong...
807
01:17:22,294 --> 01:17:26,063
I know - you gotta be the
Lord's right arm.
808
01:17:26,065 --> 01:17:29,035
I'll ride the Lord's back.
809
01:17:34,039 --> 01:17:36,073
Hey!
810
01:17:36,075 --> 01:17:40,310
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Do not
shoot me! It's Officer Blank.
811
01:17:40,312 --> 01:17:42,412
You were supposed to be
covering the front.
812
01:17:42,414 --> 01:17:44,715
I heard gunshots then
they suddenly stopped.
813
01:17:44,717 --> 01:17:46,716
Here, gimme the girl. I'll get
her out of here and I'll come
814
01:17:46,718 --> 01:17:47,518
back and help you.
815
01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:51,124
You're a true
member of the faith.
816
01:17:54,727 --> 01:17:56,527
I've got him Mr.
McFarlane, come out from
817
01:17:56,529 --> 01:17:58,298
wherever you are.
818
01:17:58,530 --> 01:18:01,066
Judas!
819
01:18:11,043 --> 01:18:16,016
Good for you Officer,
good for fucking you.
820
01:18:17,148 --> 01:18:18,551
Hello priesty.
I made something for you.
821
01:18:24,155 --> 01:18:26,155
Here's how we're gonna
start this little party.
822
01:18:26,157 --> 01:18:30,193
Father, you're gonna stand
with your arms raised up here
823
01:18:30,195 --> 01:18:35,099
and here and your feet
down here. And then it's
824
01:18:35,101 --> 01:18:37,570
crucifying time!!!
825
01:18:47,178 --> 01:18:50,247
I will not do
what you want.
826
01:18:50,249 --> 01:18:56,586
Blank, stay. See, now I
know you won't do anything I
827
01:18:56,588 --> 01:19:00,524
tell you because you're
a certifiable crusading
828
01:19:00,526 --> 01:19:06,063
nut-buster.
But I feel that this girl might
829
01:19:06,065 --> 01:19:09,433
mean something to
you. Which is why I invited
830
01:19:09,435 --> 01:19:14,574
another couple of friends along
to the party. Ladies?!
831
01:19:20,379 --> 01:19:23,016
Welcome to the party.
832
01:19:24,383 --> 01:19:31,124
Don't forget my
favorite! This is Bertha.
833
01:19:31,356 --> 01:19:35,426
Crippled whores
don't need no legs right?
834
01:19:35,428 --> 01:19:37,427
- Raagh!
- No!
835
01:19:37,429 --> 01:19:44,169
I knew he cared! Ladies,
lay the cripple out!
836
01:19:47,405 --> 01:19:56,479
Let me Go! Fuck you!
837
01:19:56,481 --> 01:19:59,051
Oh don't worry...
We'll get to that!
838
01:20:00,419 --> 01:20:06,189
Now what's your favorite
position fuck-tube?
839
01:20:06,191 --> 01:20:09,460
- Ugh!
- Speak up, I can't hear you!
840
01:20:09,462 --> 01:20:12,195
Oh, what about you Padre?
841
01:20:12,197 --> 01:20:13,331
Damn you.
842
01:20:13,333 --> 01:20:17,337
You're not bringing much
to the table either asshole.
843
01:20:17,602 --> 01:20:21,204
I've been inspired.
We'll go with missionary.
844
01:20:21,206 --> 01:20:27,079
Ladies, give papa some sugar.
845
01:20:33,518 --> 01:20:36,119
I will kill you
if you make me.
846
01:20:36,121 --> 01:20:40,491
Well you skid mark of a
religion, I'm going to ask you
847
01:20:40,493 --> 01:20:44,627
to take your spot up
there. If you don't, I'm
848
01:20:44,629 --> 01:20:49,600
going to cut off one of her
limbs. And then I'm gonna ask
849
01:20:49,602 --> 01:20:54,371
you again. If you ain't
co-operatin' she ain't
850
01:20:54,373 --> 01:20:56,239
ambulatin'!
851
01:20:56,241 --> 01:20:59,176
Do what he wants!
852
01:20:59,178 --> 01:21:01,644
I will not be tempted.
853
01:21:01,646 --> 01:21:06,350
Please. Please, you don't
have to do this.
854
01:21:06,352 --> 01:21:08,519
He'll never give up!!
855
01:21:08,521 --> 01:21:12,256
Honey, look on the bright side
no matter how this ends, I still
856
01:21:12,258 --> 01:21:15,462
get to fuck you up the ass.
857
01:21:17,929 --> 01:21:22,599
Please, please no. No
please no. No! Oh God! Agh!
858
01:21:22,601 --> 01:21:29,540
Help me! Agh! No! Nooo! No!
859
01:21:29,542 --> 01:21:33,577
- Dokes.
- Nooo!!!!
860
01:21:33,579 --> 01:21:38,681
Dokes!
861
01:21:38,683 --> 01:21:41,286
Dokes!!!
862
01:21:42,487 --> 01:21:43,420
What?!
863
01:21:43,422 --> 01:21:45,689
I have a question for you.
864
01:21:45,691 --> 01:21:49,693
Ugh. Ladies, gag her.
865
01:21:49,695 --> 01:21:52,362
Let me go you fuckin'
psychos!
866
01:21:52,364 --> 01:21:54,297
What's poppin' penguin?
867
01:21:54,299 --> 01:21:57,434
Has Officer Blank worked
for you for a while?
868
01:21:57,436 --> 01:21:59,970
Shut the fuck up Father.
869
01:21:59,972 --> 01:22:03,540
Yes, cunt-fuck, he's
worked for me for years.
870
01:22:03,542 --> 01:22:05,242
He's not very loyal.
871
01:22:05,244 --> 01:22:07,743
Get out of the way Dokes
and let me kill this fuck.
872
01:22:07,745 --> 01:22:09,378
Shut the fuck up Blank.
873
01:22:09,380 --> 01:22:11,547
I need to kill him.
874
01:22:11,549 --> 01:22:16,552
He killed my whole goddamn
family. He is MINE.
875
01:22:16,554 --> 01:22:18,521
You put that gun on the
floor or I'll make you eat
876
01:22:18,523 --> 01:22:20,724
your own fuckin' balls.
877
01:22:20,726 --> 01:22:22,326
You gotta be kidding me.
878
01:22:22,328 --> 01:22:23,993
On the fuckin' floor.
879
01:22:23,995 --> 01:22:25,295
Fuck!
880
01:22:25,297 --> 01:22:28,497
Three steps back. Take 'em!
881
01:22:28,499 --> 01:22:30,435
Goddamnit!
882
01:22:39,277 --> 01:22:40,377
You were saying?
883
01:22:40,379 --> 01:22:46,015
Do you want to know how I
found Buddy and Trisha?
884
01:22:46,017 --> 01:22:48,018
I have been wondering.
885
01:22:48,020 --> 01:22:52,655
Officer Blank told me.
886
01:22:52,657 --> 01:22:56,592
You MOTHER-FUCKER!!
887
01:22:56,594 --> 01:23:05,469
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no! No!
888
01:23:05,471 --> 01:23:11,574
Eat this you giant fucking
hemorrhoid!
889
01:23:11,576 --> 01:23:19,515
Happy fuckin'
birthday! Ragh!
890
01:23:19,517 --> 01:23:21,385
Holy Shit!
891
01:23:21,387 --> 01:23:24,389
Agh.
892
01:23:26,624 --> 01:23:29,626
Whoo!
893
01:23:29,628 --> 01:23:32,331
Thank you Padre.
894
01:23:34,799 --> 01:23:39,304
Well, now I'm
conflicted.
895
01:23:43,308 --> 01:23:47,810
If you move another inch, I'm
gonna blow out every joint in
896
01:23:47,812 --> 01:23:50,479
your fuckin' body.
897
01:23:50,481 --> 01:23:52,683
Oh God!
898
01:23:52,685 --> 01:23:56,420
I wanna have a heart to
heart Padre. Now here's my
899
01:23:56,422 --> 01:24:03,493
conundrum. You killed
every member of my family.
900
01:24:03,495 --> 01:24:08,497
Admittedly, Buddy was a fuck up
and Sissy, hm-hm, was
901
01:24:08,499 --> 01:24:15,639
barely human, but Trisha had
some real fuckin' potential.
902
01:24:15,641 --> 01:24:18,841
And yet now you've done
me an invaluable favour.
903
01:24:18,843 --> 01:24:24,881
And so I've hurt you - a lot.
And I did promise myself that I
904
01:24:24,883 --> 01:24:27,684
was going to have a threesome
with your eye sockets and that
905
01:24:27,686 --> 01:24:29,720
collection of fuck
holes over there.
906
01:24:29,722 --> 01:24:30,787
What?
907
01:24:30,789 --> 01:24:38,729
Yet now I can't decide
whether to end you quickly or
908
01:24:38,731 --> 01:24:40,630
crucify you.
909
01:24:40,632 --> 01:24:42,466
I have one request.
910
01:24:42,468 --> 01:24:43,766
Let's hear it.
911
01:24:43,768 --> 01:24:46,869
Let me die with my cross
in my hand.
912
01:24:46,871 --> 01:24:53,743
Now that we can do.
Get 'er out Padre.
913
01:24:53,745 --> 01:24:57,948
Oh what the heck, I'm
just gonna shoot you. Argh!
914
01:24:57,950 --> 01:25:01,551
I would like to say that
this gives me no pleasure, but
915
01:25:01,553 --> 01:25:04,488
you really, really need
to have a few extra holes put in
916
01:25:04,490 --> 01:25:10,860
your fuckin' face!
Any last words nut sack?!
917
01:25:10,862 --> 01:25:15,399
Fudda Muhludda.
918
01:25:15,401 --> 01:25:16,899
What was that?
919
01:25:16,901 --> 01:25:21,771
Vengeance is mine, thus
saith THE LORD!!!
920
01:25:21,773 --> 01:25:25,175
Ooooooh fuuuuck!
921
01:25:25,177 --> 01:25:30,650
Aaagh!
922
01:25:48,933 --> 01:25:53,769
In the name of the Lord, I
pronounce you damned to hell you
923
01:25:53,771 --> 01:25:58,875
pitiless buttfucking scum.
924
01:25:58,877 --> 01:26:02,447
All hail gunfire.
925
01:26:39,051 --> 01:26:41,888
Amen.
926
01:29:40,432 --> 01:29:43,933
The Priest is dead.
927
01:29:43,935 --> 01:29:46,970
But, is he?
928
01:29:46,972 --> 01:29:49,171
Yeah, he's dead.
929
01:29:49,173 --> 01:29:51,107
But is he?
930
01:29:51,109 --> 01:29:54,943
Are you even listening?
He's really dead.
931
01:29:54,945 --> 01:29:57,180
He's all the way dead.
932
01:29:57,182 --> 01:30:00,086
But is he?!
933
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:05,191
Who are you talking to?
934
01:30:05,193 --> 01:30:10,193
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