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It seems today that all you see
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Is violence in movies and sex on TV
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But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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On which we used to rely?
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Lucky there's a family guy
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Lucky there's a man who
positively can do
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All the things that make us
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Laugh and cry
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He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!
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Whoa, whoa, easy, boy, easy.
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I-It's just Stewie in a kitty costume.
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I'm a calico, and my name is Humphrey.
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He got his face painted
at a birthday party.
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It was the only thing
this little guy could do.
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He was too light
for the caterpillar slide,
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too short for the piñata,
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and too scared to touch
the animals in the petting zoo.
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- Half of them had erections.
- Half of them had erections.
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The pony was magnificent.
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The pony was magnificent.
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- Oh, what do we have here?
- Hey, back off!
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That's my goodie bag.
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Ugh. An eraser.
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Raisins in an unsealed sandwich bag.
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Oh, a parachute guy.
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Uhp, he's already tangled.
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This day started off so great.
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It was awash in cake and pony boners.
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Now all I have is this dumb whistle.
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Doesn't even work.
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Ow! What the hell?!
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Oh, it's a dog whistle.
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I've always wondered
what that sounds like to you.
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Dog whistle! Dog whistle!
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Where are you, dog?!
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- Give me that!
- Hey.
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Oh, what, you want it? Here, take it.
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Give it back.
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- Give me it.
- No. It's mine now.
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In fact, I'm gonna put it
where you can never reach it.
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No!
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Good luck, shrimp.
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I can't believe the nerve of that dog.
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Teaching me a lesson about size?
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I'm not even that small.
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Tiny Tom Cruise?
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Oh, hey, little guy.
Forgot my sunglasses.
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Hey, what's with
your gay character names lately?
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Stacee Jaxx? Jack Reacher?
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I mean, who are you playing next?
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All right, try to make this sound gay:
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next up, I play Headmaster Bates Mann.
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- Anything else?
- Actually, yes.
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After that, I'll be taking
the role of Major Dixon Butts,
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then Senator Rod Clutcher.
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I'm too small, am I, Brian?
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Well, we'll just see
who's the bigger man.
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"Brian, sorry I got testy.
Let's bury the hatchet.
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"If you're free, I'd love to hear about
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any new writing projects
you're working..."
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Oh, at least wait for me to send it.
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Hey, Stewie, I got your text.
What am I working on?
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What am I not working on?
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Well, first off, I got this
screenplay for Tom Cruise,
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about the queen's private
secretary, Sir Gaylord Hummer.
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Well, actually, he might do that.
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But, Brian, I'm more interested
in short stories.
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Well, hello there, little guy.
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What the hell did you do to me, Stewie?
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Well, Brian, you seemed
to enjoy belittling me,
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so I decided to belittle you.
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I've simply shrunken down
your molecular structure.
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It was easy, really.
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Like taking candy,
or a whistle, from a baby.
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You dick. Undo this.
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This is perfect.
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I think my excitement is best expressed
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by Jean-Claude Van Damme in this scene.
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All right, you've made
your point. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry I couldn't hear that,
it's too high-pitched.
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- You're what?
- I'm sorry.
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- For what?
- For calling you a shrimp.
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- And?
- What do you mean "and"?
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Come on, you know what I want.
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And... all four chairs
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would totally turn for you on The Voice.
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Anything else?
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And the way you salute
and point is very casual
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and free of affectation.
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Hey, thanks, Bri.
I'll go switch you back.
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Stewie!
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You know, I'm really flattered you think
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all four Voice chairs would turn around.
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My dream order would be Adam, Blake,
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Alicia Keys, and then Kelly Clarkson,
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whose chair I imagine would turn last,
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'cause she's, uh... she's a bigger gal.
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Help!
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Oh, crap.
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Don't worry, Brian, I'll save you!
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But I'm a millennial,
so first I have to watch
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a YouTube instructional video
on how to do it.
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What's going on, guys?
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I'm Corey, and today I'm gonna teach you
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how to get your friend
out of a rat hole.
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Now, before we get started,
don't forget to subscribe
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to my channel, Corey's World.
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And, guys, I'll get to
as many comments as I can,
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but I can't get to all of them.
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And don't forget to check out
my other videos,
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like "How to Play Guitar."
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Uh, Brian, this might be a while.
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What's going on, guys? I'm Corey.
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Brian! Hang in there, buddy.
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Hurry up! Get this rat away from me!
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I'll shrink myself down
and come get you.
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But in the meantime, they say
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if you put your finger in
a rat's butt, that disables it.
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It didn't work. Now he's just angry.
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Try wetting your finger first.
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Just get in here!
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Hey, come on, guy.
Hey, you don't want to do this.
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I'll have what she's having.
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Please tell me that's not the finger
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you stuck in a rat's butt.
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No. It... I don't-I don't
remember which one it was.
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Yeah, that was the finger.
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All right, let's get back
to the machine.
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Look at all this shag carpet.
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This is like our Vietnam movie.
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I miss Jenny.
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- What is that?
- That's Forrest. Forrest Gump.
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- Yeah, I-I don't think so.
- Shh.
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What is that?
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It ain't a box of chocolates.
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Vacuum cleaner!
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I hate my life and nobody
can hear me say it right now!
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Oh, my God, this is disgusting!
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I just hope she's done vacuuming.
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Okay, everyone,
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dump your toenails in the hall,
I'm vacuuming.
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Oh, God.
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That was close.
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Oh, my God, we're in the trash outside!
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We've got to get down from here.
Quick, pass me that baggie.
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How am I supposed to get down?
That was the only baggie.
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Use either the tampon strings
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or the discarded dental floss
and rappel down.
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Which one did you go with?
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Neither. I was hoping to kill myself.
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Two days of mail at once, nobody knows.
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Don't go over two. Don't get greedy.
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Uhp, got a bat in the cave.
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All right, I figure if we can just...
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What's going on? An eclipse?
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- Ah! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- Holy crap! What is that?!
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- Gross! Oh!
- What is on us? Oh!
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Ah! Snot rocket!
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Oh, my God, it's so disgusting!
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Get it off! Get it off!
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- Are you guys eating that?
- Uh, what?
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Are you eating this pile of boogers?
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- Uh, no.
- Can I eat it?
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Yeah, please. We're stuck.
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Dude, dude, you got to get down
here, by the big trash can.
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Dude, dude, dude, just get here.
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- Brian, we've got to get up to my room.
- Yeah, but how?
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We'll just climb the lattice
on the front of the house.
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- When did we get that?
- Well, every '80s movie had one,
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so the fat man thought
we should have one, too.
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Wow. Okay, great.
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You know, it's funny,
you said "every '80s movie,"
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but I can't think of a single one.
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- Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
- I don't think so.
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But the lattice thing
sounded right when you said it.
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I-I feel like '80s movies
were wall-to-wall lattices.
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- Sixteen Candles?
- Hmm... no, no.
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I mean, she was being ignored
most of the movie.
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Who'd be climbing into her window?
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Ah, good point. Risky Business?
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No. Hookers don't climb.
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Oh, I know, Home Alone.
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Home Alone must've had a lattice.
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Maybe, but that was 1990.
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Eh, it feels like an '80s movie.
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You know, it was probably
greenlit in the '80s,
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when lattices were still a thing.
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Oh, wow, here we are.
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All right, Brian, at this size,
this is a two-man job.
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While I adjust the settings,
you go over there
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and hit the tiny button to fire it up.
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Wait a minute.
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This doesn't feel right.
What button did you hit?
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That one. The tiny button.
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Wait, did you hit the tiny button
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or the button that says "tiny"?
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I hit the button that says "tiny."
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- You said, "Hit the tiny button."
- Exactly!
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I didn't say, "Hit the big
button that says 'tiny, '"
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I said, "hit the tiny button."
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The one you pressed
is going to shrink us down
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to microscopic size!
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Well, why would you make
the tiny button big?
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I had to make it big enough
to write "tiny" on it!
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Well, what the hell do we do now?!
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I don't...
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I-I'm still thinking
about that lattice thing.
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I want to say Parenthood?
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Parenthood. Yes.
I feel like Parenthood is right.
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It's beautiful.
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Ah, I just wish my hot
girlfriend were here to see it.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah, you have a girlfriend?
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- What's her name?
- Girly... Friendston.
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"Girly Friendston"? Nice try, Stewie.
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Why won't he answer my texts?
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Girly, your piano teacher's here.
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- Oh, Mom, do I have to?
- Girly Friendston,
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you stop mooning over
that boyfriend of yours
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and get down here this instant.
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Hi. I'm the exterminator.
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An ex-Terminator?
So you used to be a Terminator?
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- No. I kill rats and bugs.
- And Sarah Connor.
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- No, Peter. We have a rat.
- My stuff's in my truck.
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I'll be back.
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See that, Lois?
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There's more Terminators around
than you think there are.
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I hope he can terminate
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some of the bad attitudes
on our kids, huh?
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Yeah.
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What's that sound?
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Oh, my God! Look!
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Holy crap, what the hell
were those things?!
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Dust mites.
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One of the most dominant species
of the micro world.
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Why did they just attack like that?
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Because they're jerks.
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Aah! Who the hell are you?
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Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you,
little buddies.
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My name's Vernon. I'm a water bear.
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A water bear? What's a water bear?
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They're predominantly
water-dwelling, eight-legged
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segmented micro animals.
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They're also known as
a moss piglet or a tardigrade.
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You can call me tardy,
but I'm always on time.
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Ha-ha. Yeah.
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Well, here she is. Home sweet home.
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Everybody, we've got guests!
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You'll see that we have quite
the diverse cast of characters.
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I'm the country water bear.
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"Yee-haw" is what I say.
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Flagellum? I don't even know them.
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I'm the black one.
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And I'm Patrick Stewart as a water bear.
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I can't believe there's
this whole universe
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hidden here in your rug...
where everyone speaks English.
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Okay, Brian, take the ride.
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Here, have a sip of water.
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What the...? Hey, cut it out!
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You have water? Water is life.
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Yeah, we need water bad.
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And I'm the gay one, but I'm
not, like, doing the gay voice.
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Listen, Stewie and I come from a place
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where water flows like... well, water.
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That's right.
And we need to get back there.
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And if you guys help us,
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we'll make sure you never
want for water again.
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What do you say?
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All right!
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Patrick Stewart!
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- Well, what'd you find?
- I'll be honest.
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I think this is a conversation
best had over dinner.
273
00:14:38,030 --> 00:14:40,932
Oh. Okay.
274
00:14:40,966 --> 00:14:42,667
So what's going on with the house?
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I don't like talking business
at the table.
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- Let's just enjoy our wine.
- You're right. I'm sorry.
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Your wife's asleep.
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00:14:51,377 --> 00:14:53,111
Sometimes she fakes it
so I can't hump her,
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00:14:53,145 --> 00:14:54,946
but this seems legit.
280
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:58,082
So, uh, shouldn't we talk about
what you found at our house?
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00:14:58,117 --> 00:15:01,652
I don't know. It's so late.
I have a crazy idea.
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00:15:01,687 --> 00:15:03,688
Should we talk about it over a nightcap?
283
00:15:03,722 --> 00:15:05,656
Uh, sure, I guess.
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I'm a little chilly.
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00:15:09,728 --> 00:15:12,563
Oh, well, I-I guess I don't need this.
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00:15:15,134 --> 00:15:18,770
Sir? Sir, I asked you what
you found out about the house.
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00:15:18,804 --> 00:15:21,739
What? Oh. You're gonna
have to tent the house.
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00:15:21,774 --> 00:15:24,375
All right. Thanks for your work.
You're very professional.
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Yeah, that's me. Professional.
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Always professional.
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And alone.
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00:15:50,035 --> 00:15:52,136
What the hell is this giant wall?
293
00:15:52,171 --> 00:15:54,739
We're here, Brian. That's your laptop.
294
00:15:54,773 --> 00:15:57,442
If we get inside, I can remotely
hack into the shrink ray.
295
00:16:02,948 --> 00:16:04,949
Oh, my God! It's the dust mites!
296
00:16:07,419 --> 00:16:10,788
Oh, no! Water Bear Consuela,
can you stop them?
297
00:16:10,823 --> 00:16:13,925
No, no. I only clean Wednesday.
298
00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:17,795
- Can't you just clean today?
- No, no. Wednesday.
299
00:16:23,135 --> 00:16:24,569
Here's the micro board.
300
00:16:24,603 --> 00:16:27,672
I just need to reroute the circuits.
301
00:16:32,644 --> 00:16:35,313
All right. The laptop is now
linked to the shrink ray.
302
00:16:35,347 --> 00:16:37,982
The only problem is that
I can't activate it from here.
303
00:16:38,016 --> 00:16:39,517
We still somehow have to press
304
00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:41,252
the return button on the keyboard.
305
00:16:41,286 --> 00:16:44,088
But at this size, there's no way
I can do it alone.
306
00:16:44,122 --> 00:16:46,257
Wait. I've got an idea.
307
00:16:46,291 --> 00:16:49,060
Well, you better act quickly.
308
00:16:51,697 --> 00:16:54,065
Guys! Follow me up this way!
309
00:16:58,270 --> 00:17:01,172
Why is there a tiny lattice
inside this computer?
310
00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:04,208
I guess Steve Jobs was
really into '80s movies.
311
00:17:15,554 --> 00:17:17,021
Brian, wait for my signal.
312
00:17:18,023 --> 00:17:19,190
Hold.
313
00:17:20,292 --> 00:17:22,126
Hold.
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00:17:23,996 --> 00:17:25,062
Hold.
315
00:17:29,201 --> 00:17:31,802
- Now!
- You-you never told me what to do.
316
00:17:31,837 --> 00:17:32,870
- Jump!
- Why?
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00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:35,873
- Trust me.
- Aah!
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00:17:53,125 --> 00:17:55,059
My God! It worked!
319
00:17:55,093 --> 00:17:56,427
Stewie, you're a genius!
320
00:17:56,429 --> 00:18:00,197
Oh, no.
321
00:18:02,067 --> 00:18:04,235
Run!
322
00:18:04,269 --> 00:18:06,504
Okay. All the gas bombs are set up.
323
00:18:06,538 --> 00:18:09,073
Time to blow all those vermin
to kingdom come.
324
00:18:09,107 --> 00:18:10,675
Can I press the button?
325
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:14,645
Hmm, perhaps that's a question
best pondered over dinner?
326
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,948
You-you can just press it. Go ahead.
327
00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:26,490
Aah! Poison gas!
328
00:18:26,525 --> 00:18:28,593
They must've gotten
an exterminator for the rat!
329
00:18:47,312 --> 00:18:49,580
Tiny Tom Cruise?
330
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:12,069
Thank you, Tiny Tom Cruise.
How can we ever repay you?
331
00:19:12,104 --> 00:19:13,771
Well, you could make a sizable donation
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00:19:13,805 --> 00:19:15,139
to the Church of Spaceship Beep Boop.
333
00:19:15,173 --> 00:19:16,707
You mean the Church of...
334
00:19:16,742 --> 00:19:18,309
Yeah, kidnapping, torture,
extortion, that's the one.
335
00:19:18,343 --> 00:19:19,977
And we won't get in trouble
336
00:19:20,012 --> 00:19:22,213
because we didn't use the actual name.
337
00:19:22,247 --> 00:19:23,581
What did he just say?
338
00:19:23,615 --> 00:19:27,151
We are about love and
spaceships and beep boop!
339
00:19:27,185 --> 00:19:29,253
Get my lawyer on the phone!
340
00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:32,156
- You have children in there?!
- Oh, yeah, three.
341
00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:34,025
Should-should we have mentioned that?
342
00:19:37,829 --> 00:19:41,832
Meg, Chris, come to the light.
343
00:19:41,867 --> 00:19:44,035
Meg, no. Don't do it.
344
00:19:44,069 --> 00:19:45,636
Don't go to Prince!
345
00:19:45,671 --> 00:19:47,805
Come to the purple light, Meg.
346
00:19:47,839 --> 00:19:49,640
Come taste infinity.
347
00:19:49,675 --> 00:19:51,542
Don't listen to him, Meg.
348
00:19:51,576 --> 00:19:55,513
But he's so talented
and he's got so many drugs.
349
00:19:55,547 --> 00:19:57,548
Alan Thicke is here, too.
350
00:19:57,582 --> 00:20:00,351
Hey, guys. Come on in. It's a hoot.
351
00:20:00,385 --> 00:20:02,953
I'm coming, Alan Thicke.
352
00:20:02,988 --> 00:20:04,355
No!
353
00:20:04,389 --> 00:20:07,224
Google my CrystaLight
aerobics competition.
354
00:20:07,259 --> 00:20:09,260
It's ridiculous.
355
00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:18,076
I hope Vernon and the gang survived.
356
00:20:18,111 --> 00:20:19,578
That gas was pretty powerful.
357
00:20:19,612 --> 00:20:22,013
Well, let's take a look.
358
00:20:28,315 --> 00:20:31,251
They're okay.
Let's deliver on our promise.
359
00:20:31,285 --> 00:20:33,653
A little water for our little friends.
360
00:20:40,327 --> 00:20:43,229
- Oh, hell no!
- Set country music!
361
00:20:43,264 --> 00:20:45,832
Oh, my gay God.
362
00:20:48,436 --> 00:20:51,438
Ah, they're dead. Now I'm sad.
363
00:20:51,472 --> 00:20:54,074
Cheer me up, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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00:21:01,349 --> 00:21:04,349
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