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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,392 --> 00:00:28,357 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:22,314 No Holly, got to get the prime rib. 3 00:01:23,182 --> 00:01:24,781 No this place is fantastic. 4 00:01:24,783 --> 00:01:25,617 Trust me. 5 00:01:26,852 --> 00:01:30,219 Oh, the king cut, are you kidding me? 6 00:01:30,221 --> 00:01:32,389 The Mill Creek Inn. 7 00:01:32,391 --> 00:01:35,462 It's about an hour out, I'll drive. 8 00:01:37,195 --> 00:01:37,831 Hello? 9 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:40,430 Hello? 10 00:01:40,432 --> 00:01:41,698 Holly? 11 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:42,666 Hello? 12 00:01:42,668 --> 00:01:43,833 Hello? 13 00:01:44,769 --> 00:01:45,471 Margaret, are you out there? 14 00:01:46,805 --> 00:01:48,571 Is there something wrong with our phones? 15 00:02:36,989 --> 00:02:38,891 Looks like it's my lucky day. 16 00:03:11,522 --> 00:03:12,989 Oh you guys are already up? 17 00:03:12,991 --> 00:03:14,458 Well, yeah good, we got more to skate soon. 18 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,525 Is that, uh, before 19 00:03:15,527 --> 00:03:18,595 or after our little morning session with Mrs. J. 20 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:20,731 Dude, her husband's been dead for like a year. 21 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:21,697 Show some respect. 22 00:03:21,699 --> 00:03:23,566 I heard she went lesbian. 23 00:03:23,568 --> 00:03:25,302 #scissoring. 24 00:03:25,304 --> 00:03:27,637 Yeah, total lesbian. 25 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:31,743 And, what a freaky way for a dude to die. 26 00:03:33,945 --> 00:03:34,781 Hold my beer. 27 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:48,491 Help! 28 00:03:48,493 --> 00:03:49,429 Help, Dale. 29 00:03:50,361 --> 00:03:51,560 Help! 30 00:03:51,562 --> 00:03:53,397 Dale! 31 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,000 Help, oh. 32 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:58,435 That whole four hour bit with the chainsaws? 33 00:04:22,461 --> 00:04:23,392 Morning boys. 34 00:04:23,394 --> 00:04:24,661 Oh good morning Mrs. Johnson. 35 00:04:24,663 --> 00:04:26,762 Good morning Jonsey. 36 00:04:26,764 --> 00:04:27,599 Aw. 37 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:32,538 Good morning. 38 00:04:35,774 --> 00:04:38,574 What the hell is up with Mrs. J. and Jonsey? 39 00:04:38,576 --> 00:04:40,077 What, what? 40 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:42,611 Maybe she's into the 50 Shades of beat my ass shit? 41 00:04:42,613 --> 00:04:43,680 Well I'll beat your ass 42 00:04:43,682 --> 00:04:44,714 if you keep talking that way. 43 00:04:44,716 --> 00:04:46,817 Dude, it's a real thing. 44 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:50,120 Like exercise balls but with whips and shit. 45 00:04:50,122 --> 00:04:52,356 What do you know about exercise? 46 00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,757 You boys forget, I had a life before I was married. 47 00:04:54,759 --> 00:04:55,692 - Really? - Yeah. 48 00:04:55,694 --> 00:04:57,026 I used to play for the U. 49 00:04:57,028 --> 00:04:58,795 We were national champs and won. 50 00:04:58,797 --> 00:04:59,930 Impressive. 51 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:02,666 Now if you boys are hungry, oh have some cherries. 52 00:05:02,668 --> 00:05:03,699 I got them this morning. 53 00:05:03,701 --> 00:05:04,935 Thanks. 54 00:05:04,937 --> 00:05:07,738 This isn't the only cherry I'd like to eat. 55 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:10,873 Jonsey, what's going on between you and Mrs. J.? 56 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:13,377 Dude, she's like 10 years older than me, okay. 57 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:14,847 Dude, more like 15. 58 00:05:18,149 --> 00:05:20,683 What, doesn't even matter, okay. 59 00:05:20,685 --> 00:05:21,653 I'm with Jenny now. 60 00:05:22,654 --> 00:05:24,154 You know we're probably gonna get engaged soon. 61 00:05:24,156 --> 00:05:25,956 - Engaged. - Congratulations! 62 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:28,524 Wait, what is. 63 00:05:28,526 --> 00:05:29,425 I've got a good place 64 00:05:29,427 --> 00:05:30,426 you could get a ring! 65 00:05:30,428 --> 00:05:31,861 Get out, we're not engaged yet. 66 00:05:31,863 --> 00:05:33,562 Go sit your crazy Russian ass down. 67 00:05:33,564 --> 00:05:36,636 Do not buy any of his cheap knock off Russian shit. 68 00:05:37,536 --> 00:05:38,569 All right, that's it guys. 69 00:05:38,571 --> 00:05:40,704 From now on we just think about the cup only, 70 00:05:40,706 --> 00:05:42,706 concentrate on the cup. 71 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:44,408 The D-cup. 72 00:05:46,745 --> 00:05:47,945 The Prairie Kings and the Ice Cats playing 73 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:51,817 for the championship and all hell has broken loose here. 74 00:05:52,884 --> 00:05:54,517 The fans are loving it 75 00:05:54,519 --> 00:05:58,555 and the fall out brawl has broken loose. 76 00:05:58,557 --> 00:05:59,856 Let's go boys! 77 00:05:59,858 --> 00:06:01,558 Stop it let's go. 78 00:06:02,194 --> 00:06:03,392 Brewski! 79 00:06:03,394 --> 00:06:05,762 Well this has been stewing all night folks 80 00:06:05,764 --> 00:06:08,130 and it has boiled over. 81 00:06:08,132 --> 00:06:12,803 Both of these teams literally fighting for the cup. 82 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:16,706 This is an old fashioned Donny Hook, ladies and gentlemen. 83 00:06:18,610 --> 00:06:20,844 Well it appears as if two players are just gonna watch 84 00:06:20,846 --> 00:06:21,781 from afar. 85 00:06:23,214 --> 00:06:25,781 Why that's Vlad Putin and little Donny Trump watching 86 00:06:25,783 --> 00:06:28,851 almost as if they orchestrated this whole thing. 87 00:06:30,555 --> 00:06:33,690 Officials trying to restore some sense of order. 88 00:06:37,862 --> 00:06:39,096 Brian Pyette, reporting here live, 89 00:06:39,098 --> 00:06:40,096 we're getting reports that the disturbance actually started 90 00:06:40,098 --> 00:06:43,500 up north near a small lake near Alexandria. 91 00:06:43,502 --> 00:06:46,773 Hold on the rune stone, zombies? 92 00:06:48,940 --> 00:06:50,606 Well it looks like 93 00:06:50,608 --> 00:06:53,745 Coach BlackJack is delivering some words of inspiration. 94 00:06:56,581 --> 00:06:58,147 What was it? 95 00:06:58,149 --> 00:07:00,115 Boys I need to tell you something. 96 00:07:00,117 --> 00:07:05,021 It's something that's, well, it's personal. 97 00:07:05,023 --> 00:07:08,925 Uh, for as long as I can remember I've been embarrassed 98 00:07:08,927 --> 00:07:11,063 to use the steam room in the gym. 99 00:07:12,663 --> 00:07:14,567 You see, I have a problem. 100 00:07:16,634 --> 00:07:18,267 I have a hidden penis. 101 00:07:18,269 --> 00:07:19,902 Aw, son of a bitch. 102 00:07:19,904 --> 00:07:24,875 It's true, but I, uh, I overcame this little adversity 103 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:27,844 through working out and eatin' right 104 00:07:27,846 --> 00:07:29,880 and a heavy dose of testosterone 105 00:07:29,882 --> 00:07:34,454 and a very beautiful and extremely understanding wife. 106 00:07:36,721 --> 00:07:40,890 My point is, that if I can overcome this hidden penis thing? 107 00:07:40,892 --> 00:07:44,194 I know you boys can win this game, 108 00:07:44,196 --> 00:07:47,130 so please get out there and win, okay! 109 00:07:47,132 --> 00:07:48,697 Thanks Coach! 110 00:07:48,699 --> 00:07:49,765 All right you heard him boys! 111 00:07:49,767 --> 00:07:52,836 If he can find his penis, we can find the balls, 112 00:07:52,838 --> 00:07:54,904 now let's go win this game! 113 00:07:57,175 --> 00:07:59,276 Clock winding down in the second period. 114 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:01,877 Prairie Kings looking for the equalizer. 115 00:08:01,879 --> 00:08:03,579 Carried across the line. 116 00:08:03,581 --> 00:08:05,014 Here's an opportunity and the slog 117 00:08:05,016 --> 00:08:07,250 with a one timer kicked out. 118 00:08:07,252 --> 00:08:08,851 And as the puck goes to the corner, two periods done. 119 00:08:08,853 --> 00:08:10,889 Gotta win this game. 120 00:08:11,889 --> 00:08:14,623 - Oh man, wait, wait dude. - What? 121 00:08:14,625 --> 00:08:15,858 Now we don't have that beer. 122 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:16,728 - Shit. - Shit. 123 00:08:20,831 --> 00:08:22,666 LED, you look like shit. 124 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,300 You sit this last period out, okay? 125 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:27,507 No, Coach. 126 00:08:28,706 --> 00:08:31,711 I'm good, I can get one more out of it. 127 00:08:32,945 --> 00:08:35,945 Okay, if you got it in ya. 128 00:08:35,947 --> 00:08:37,147 Tension filling the air here 129 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:40,650 in the arena as the Prairie Kings and the Ice Cats play 130 00:08:40,652 --> 00:08:43,890 for the championship, a one goal game in the 3rd period. 131 00:08:44,956 --> 00:08:47,025 Here's an opportunity, shot score! 132 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:50,629 And we're tied, two, two. 133 00:08:51,363 --> 00:08:52,829 Fuck yes! 134 00:08:52,831 --> 00:08:53,762 This game now all even, 135 00:08:53,764 --> 00:08:56,098 and perhaps headed for overtime. 136 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:05,775 And we're underway with overtime. 137 00:09:05,777 --> 00:09:07,009 Next goal wins. 138 00:09:07,011 --> 00:09:09,045 Will it be the Prairie Kings 139 00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:12,382 or the Ice Cats that will hoist the cup tonight. 140 00:09:18,789 --> 00:09:21,059 Oh and a huge hit in the corner. 141 00:09:23,794 --> 00:09:24,993 Carrying through the neutral zone, 142 00:09:24,995 --> 00:09:28,067 across the blue line, Wave down to Lundquist, he scores! 143 00:09:31,269 --> 00:09:32,669 Kings win! 144 00:09:32,671 --> 00:09:33,936 Kings win! 145 00:09:33,938 --> 00:09:34,938 Kings win! 146 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:38,041 Hiendrick Lundquist in overtime, 147 00:09:38,043 --> 00:09:40,211 the Prairie Kings have won the cup. 148 00:09:42,346 --> 00:09:43,882 LED, I know you're sick. 149 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:47,816 LED, I'm talkin' to you, I want an answer. 150 00:09:55,927 --> 00:09:58,927 A joyous moment for the Prairie Kings. 151 00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:02,031 And devastation for the Ice Cats. 152 00:10:04,903 --> 00:10:06,072 Look we won! 153 00:10:07,205 --> 00:10:09,873 Jenny, hey, hey, we won! 154 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:10,940 We won! 155 00:10:10,942 --> 00:10:11,775 Hey. 156 00:10:11,777 --> 00:10:13,108 Oh my God. 157 00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:14,944 Hey, hey, we're having a huge celebration, 158 00:10:14,946 --> 00:10:16,146 want to come sailing with us later? 159 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,117 Jonsey, I told you it's girl night. 160 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,349 What? 161 00:10:20,351 --> 00:10:21,984 But, but we won? 162 00:10:21,986 --> 00:10:25,921 We discussed this, my nights are mine, no exceptions. 163 00:10:25,923 --> 00:10:26,955 But, but, Jenny. 164 00:10:26,957 --> 00:10:27,891 Jenny. 165 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,959 No more talking about her, she's a bitch. 166 00:10:29,961 --> 00:10:33,798 Man, tonight we found our balls and we are kings! 167 00:10:34,932 --> 00:10:35,900 - Yes. - Wahoo! 168 00:10:48,145 --> 00:10:49,881 - Show down! - Whoa! 169 00:10:51,149 --> 00:10:53,019 I do not need a turn! 170 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:58,421 Um why you guys are makin' so much noise. 171 00:10:58,423 --> 00:10:59,825 No reason Swede. 172 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:01,391 Okay. 173 00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:02,758 Did anybody see my beer? 174 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,060 No Swede, we haven't seen your beer. 175 00:11:05,062 --> 00:11:06,729 I thought I had it in the shower with me, 176 00:11:06,731 --> 00:11:08,831 but I don't know where it went. 177 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:09,967 All right, I'm gonna go look for it. 178 00:11:10,999 --> 00:11:11,033 Thanks. 179 00:11:11,035 --> 00:11:12,401 Thanks for trying. 180 00:11:14,004 --> 00:11:15,037 Oh fuck. 181 00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:16,107 Wave. 182 00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:22,914 Six cans enter, one can leaves, six cans enter. 183 00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:30,820 One can leaves, six cans enter. 184 00:11:30,822 --> 00:11:34,891 One can leaves, six cans enter! 185 00:11:34,893 --> 00:11:36,759 One can leaves! 186 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:44,870 - Come on man. - All right. 187 00:11:47,038 --> 00:11:48,872 Party on the buns, let's go! 188 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,142 Party on the buns. 189 00:11:53,144 --> 00:11:54,145 Ah. 190 00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:59,114 Six cans enter, one can leaves. 191 00:11:59,116 --> 00:12:00,783 Yeah honey. 192 00:12:00,785 --> 00:12:02,417 I don't think we'll be having any more cans today. 193 00:12:02,419 --> 00:12:03,252 Oh. 194 00:12:03,254 --> 00:12:04,521 Hey Jonsey. 195 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:05,421 Uh, it's beard o'clock, I'll see you out there. 196 00:12:05,423 --> 00:12:07,223 Okay Gandalf. 197 00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:08,259 Enjoy that deuce. 198 00:12:10,128 --> 00:12:11,030 Giddy up Swedes! 199 00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:15,330 - We did it. - We're the champions baby! 200 00:12:15,332 --> 00:12:17,065 - Yeah! - Yay! 201 00:12:17,067 --> 00:12:18,236 Yeah! 202 00:12:20,071 --> 00:12:21,503 I knew you guys could do it! 203 00:12:21,505 --> 00:12:24,239 All thanks to your fearless leader! 204 00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:25,910 Come on props man. 205 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:29,315 Dean? 206 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:31,817 Are you in here? 207 00:12:41,225 --> 00:12:42,061 Dean? 208 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,030 Hey. 209 00:13:00,544 --> 00:13:02,478 Look who showed up for another beating! 210 00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:06,181 Hey, nice uni's boys! 211 00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:07,916 They come in men's? 212 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:12,088 Woo, yeah, they come in men all right. 213 00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:13,323 Who wants a part of me? 214 00:13:27,404 --> 00:13:28,240 Oh God! 215 00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,302 Get in, get in! 216 00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:58,233 What the hell, 217 00:13:58,235 --> 00:13:59,435 What the hell is going on? 218 00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:01,103 I, I, I mean, I mean. 219 00:14:01,105 --> 00:14:03,272 What the hell is going on! 220 00:14:03,274 --> 00:14:05,007 Shut the hell up Wave! 221 00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:05,941 Jonsey! 222 00:14:05,943 --> 00:14:07,643 What the hell is going on? 223 00:14:07,645 --> 00:14:09,244 How do you expect me to know! 224 00:14:09,246 --> 00:14:11,980 All right, everybody just stop freaking out! 225 00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:12,614 Okay. 226 00:14:12,616 --> 00:14:13,650 Stop it. 227 00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:16,118 Hey, close the curtains all right, 228 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:16,953 I don't want anybody to see us. 229 00:14:16,955 --> 00:14:18,655 BJ, barricade the door. 230 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,125 Swede turn on the TV. 231 00:14:24,528 --> 00:14:25,630 It's not in Swedish. 232 00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:28,500 Introducing Ultro-pep, 233 00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:32,167 when you need more than just fat. 234 00:14:32,169 --> 00:14:36,104 Ultro-pep will keep you going long after you're dead. 235 00:14:39,977 --> 00:14:41,710 Brian Pyette reporting here, um, 236 00:14:41,712 --> 00:14:46,015 I never thought I would say this, but it's, it's zombies. 237 00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:49,185 It, it's freaking zombies, let's get out of here. 238 00:14:50,355 --> 00:14:51,557 - Zombies. - Oh, what! 239 00:14:53,158 --> 00:14:54,360 Son of a bitch. 240 00:14:56,094 --> 00:14:57,225 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 241 00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:01,232 Everybody relax, just relax, okay. 242 00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:05,167 It's Dean, it's Dean, remember, he had to take a shit 243 00:15:05,169 --> 00:15:07,136 so he couldn't come, okay, it's just Dean. 244 00:15:07,138 --> 00:15:09,204 I'll be the bearer of bad news, okay. 245 00:15:09,206 --> 00:15:11,107 - Yeah. - I'll go break it to him. 246 00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:12,507 It's gonna be okay. 247 00:15:14,511 --> 00:15:16,247 Hey Dean, Dean, Dean. 248 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:22,285 That's weird, I don't see him. 249 00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:24,686 You know I think with this whole zombie apocalypse thing, 250 00:15:24,688 --> 00:15:26,689 and like us dying might say something... 251 00:15:30,394 --> 00:15:31,429 Oh my God! 252 00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:35,230 That is some kickin' shit! 253 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,251 Well shit, what are we supposed to go. 254 00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:58,220 I mean, this place is probably full of zombies now. 255 00:15:58,222 --> 00:15:59,354 I want to go home. 256 00:15:59,356 --> 00:16:00,757 Where the hell are we supposed to go. 257 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,358 - Calm down, calm down. - Your mom's place? 258 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,593 Isn't she hosting a swinger's party? 259 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,228 So what! 260 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,262 Hey leave Swede's mom's crazy sex life out of this okay? 261 00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:08,531 It's not gonna help anything. 262 00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:09,498 Yeah. 263 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,499 What does it help. 264 00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,602 Dude I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. 265 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,103 All right, just let me think right. 266 00:16:14,105 --> 00:16:15,338 - I get mean when I panic. - It's okay. 267 00:16:15,340 --> 00:16:16,205 Just let me think. 268 00:16:16,207 --> 00:16:18,273 So the zombies are over there, right. 269 00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:20,376 All right, so that means we can't go over there. 270 00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:21,643 So let's go that way all right. 271 00:16:21,645 --> 00:16:23,079 Does that sound good everybody? 272 00:16:23,081 --> 00:16:24,280 And go where? 273 00:16:24,282 --> 00:16:26,985 - I don't know, just, what? - What? 274 00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:29,786 Oh, no time to think, come on, move! 275 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:30,786 Oh, oh God. 276 00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:50,373 Okay, okay, we can't just keep running around all night, 277 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:53,642 we have to, find someplace that we can hold out. 278 00:16:53,644 --> 00:16:55,344 Hold out for what! 279 00:16:55,346 --> 00:16:57,847 Some dude in a park would show up and save our asses. 280 00:16:57,849 --> 00:16:59,482 While you mom would stop... 281 00:16:59,484 --> 00:17:00,416 Wait! 282 00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:01,450 Why do you gotta go to my mom? 283 00:17:01,452 --> 00:17:03,151 I can't be a zombie man, 284 00:17:03,153 --> 00:17:05,755 I don't think I can find any place on my schedule for that. 285 00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:10,258 Don't worry BJ, I will shoot your ass, I will cut you, 286 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:13,129 whatever it takes, is that cuttin' off the head thing real 287 00:17:13,131 --> 00:17:14,396 or just in the movies. 288 00:17:14,398 --> 00:17:17,499 I, uh, think so, I mean, I'm like 45% sure. 289 00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:19,469 I saw a guy on YouTube do that. 290 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:20,670 What? 291 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:21,871 If anything we'll just find a gun 292 00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:22,805 and you can just shoot me in the face 293 00:17:22,807 --> 00:17:23,472 and we'll be done with it. 294 00:17:23,474 --> 00:17:24,275 All right. 295 00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:27,176 BJ, wait a sec. 296 00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:28,276 What about me? 297 00:17:28,278 --> 00:17:30,580 You're just gonna leave me to turn into a zombie? 298 00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:31,581 You bunny fucker. 299 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,484 No dude, man, I love you dude. 300 00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,419 I can't, I won't let you change. 301 00:17:36,421 --> 00:17:38,488 Well how in the hell are you supposed 302 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:41,591 to keep me from changing if I shoot you in the face? 303 00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,459 We'll find a second gun right, and then we can both, 304 00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:46,863 you know, take the gun one in each mouth at the same time, 305 00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:48,698 and you know, just Romeo and Juliet, 306 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:49,532 you know what I'm saying? 307 00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:50,699 No, that is gay. 308 00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:52,735 I'm not sure I'm into that BJ. 309 00:17:52,737 --> 00:17:54,402 I mean, I love you and all, but, 310 00:17:54,404 --> 00:17:56,238 Boys. 311 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,544 It's not gay, we're just shooting each other in the mouth. 312 00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:02,777 Simultaneously? 313 00:18:02,779 --> 00:18:03,613 Yeah. 314 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:04,546 With our pants on. 315 00:18:04,548 --> 00:18:05,780 Yes, with our pants on, 316 00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:07,517 wait, why would we take our pants off? 317 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:08,450 Boys. 318 00:18:08,452 --> 00:18:09,451 Can you imagine a scenario 319 00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:11,621 in which we would take out pants off tonight? 320 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,855 You're the one who brought up Romeo and Juliet man! 321 00:18:13,857 --> 00:18:14,923 I don't know! 322 00:18:14,925 --> 00:18:16,424 Boys! 323 00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:19,428 Stop freaking out, just take a deep breath. 324 00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:21,264 We just need to find somewhere we can sit back 325 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:21,930 and relax, all right. 326 00:18:21,932 --> 00:18:23,266 Just chill. 327 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,534 There was a college back there. 328 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,302 I saw a sign that said safe place. 329 00:18:26,304 --> 00:18:28,571 You know, like where we all went after President Trump won? 330 00:18:28,573 --> 00:18:29,505 The Kool-Aid and... 331 00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:30,907 Not that safe place Swede. 332 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:32,708 Maybe we should shoot him in the face first. 333 00:18:32,710 --> 00:18:34,544 Hey, hey, I got it. 334 00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:35,611 We got to the arena. 335 00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:36,546 All right? 336 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:37,514 Arena, does that sound good? 337 00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,614 Man, the arena's like five miles from here. 338 00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:42,418 We all just came back from a championship game, 339 00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:44,687 and I'm pretty sure we're all still fuckin' drunk. 340 00:18:45,522 --> 00:18:46,655 Yeah. 341 00:18:46,657 --> 00:18:47,789 Oh yeah, I got it. 342 00:18:47,791 --> 00:18:48,623 Drive. 343 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:49,592 I can drive. 344 00:18:49,594 --> 00:18:50,625 Ah! 345 00:18:50,627 --> 00:18:51,459 Yo great. 346 00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:52,594 Hey, anybody got a car? 347 00:18:52,596 --> 00:18:54,963 No, I take the bus. 348 00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:56,431 - I take the bus. - Yeah, the bus. 349 00:18:56,433 --> 00:18:58,567 - We can take the bus. - The bus. 350 00:18:58,569 --> 00:18:59,669 - The bus. - Like in Sweden! 351 00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:00,506 Let's go boys, 352 00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:04,806 Let's go that way. 353 00:19:04,808 --> 00:19:05,975 - Jonsey? - Yeah I see them. 354 00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:07,677 - All right, nice zombies. - Oh, this is it. 355 00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:09,411 - Good zombies. - We're either gonna die 356 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:10,613 or we're about to be zombies. 357 00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:12,315 Hey look, hey look at me all right. 358 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,382 We're not gonna die. 359 00:19:13,384 --> 00:19:14,984 Just, don't look at 'em okay. 360 00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:17,253 Yeah, and we'll figure something out. 361 00:19:17,255 --> 00:19:18,554 I have to tell you something. 362 00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:20,823 This last year since, Harold died, 363 00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:22,691 it's been really, it's been really lonely. 364 00:19:22,693 --> 00:19:23,758 Yeah, yeah. 365 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,960 And you've been so nice. 366 00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:26,394 You know, I'm just tryin' to help. 367 00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:28,296 I know it might seem inappropriate, 368 00:19:28,298 --> 00:19:31,633 but I think I'm falling for you. 369 00:19:31,635 --> 00:19:33,401 Are you okay, you know what? 370 00:19:33,403 --> 00:19:34,437 We can just do this later, all right, there's zombies. 371 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,940 No, not, for you Jonsey, I'm falling for you. 372 00:19:42,446 --> 00:19:43,278 Oh my God. 373 00:19:44,715 --> 00:19:46,449 It can't be him. 374 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:47,583 BJ, come on! 375 00:19:47,585 --> 00:19:48,617 Come on! 376 00:19:51,556 --> 00:19:52,391 Wait up! 377 00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,257 Back here, back here, be quiet. 378 00:19:55,259 --> 00:19:56,258 We got it only one bus so we have to make this work. 379 00:19:56,260 --> 00:19:56,926 Okay, okay. 380 00:19:56,928 --> 00:19:58,427 So here's the plan. 381 00:19:58,429 --> 00:19:59,694 We are gonna get out here, 382 00:19:59,696 --> 00:20:00,863 make a beeline for that bus, right. 383 00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:03,365 We're gonna hop on the bus, we're gonna take that key, 384 00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:04,699 put it in the ignition right, 385 00:20:04,701 --> 00:20:05,401 and then we're gonna get out 386 00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:06,835 of there like a bat out of hell. 387 00:20:06,837 --> 00:20:07,902 Does that sound good to you guys? 388 00:20:07,904 --> 00:20:08,738 All right perfect. 389 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:09,904 Put it in, put it in. 390 00:20:09,906 --> 00:20:10,905 All right, all right. 391 00:20:10,907 --> 00:20:11,974 Let's go boys on three all right? 392 00:20:11,976 --> 00:20:13,642 One, two, three, 393 00:20:13,644 --> 00:20:14,809 Let's go boys! 394 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,713 Where, where, where's the bus? 395 00:20:18,715 --> 00:20:20,415 Where. 396 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:24,519 Just shoot me in the face right now, Wave, get a gun. 397 00:20:25,656 --> 00:20:29,357 Somebody obviously had the same great idea we did. 398 00:20:29,359 --> 00:20:30,625 We're playin'? 399 00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:31,459 All right, let's this nightmare. 400 00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:32,661 This isn't working. 401 00:20:32,663 --> 00:20:33,529 All right, back that way, let's go. 402 00:20:33,531 --> 00:20:34,697 Back that way, back that way. 403 00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:35,730 - All right. - Come on. 404 00:20:35,732 --> 00:20:37,565 We don't know where. 405 00:20:44,875 --> 00:20:47,610 - It's not far now. - Mother fuck! 406 00:20:47,612 --> 00:20:49,745 Guys, guys, all right, all right. 407 00:20:49,747 --> 00:20:50,880 How 'bout this, can we fast walk? 408 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:51,913 Can we at least do that? 409 00:20:51,915 --> 00:20:53,382 Huh? 410 00:20:53,384 --> 00:20:56,255 All right, come on, act like athletes. 411 00:20:57,654 --> 00:20:59,388 Still got a ways to go buddy. 412 00:20:59,390 --> 00:21:00,890 There's a little girl over there. 413 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,865 She could get killed out here. 414 00:21:11,969 --> 00:21:13,736 Hey kids? 415 00:21:13,738 --> 00:21:15,307 What are you guys doing outside? 416 00:21:19,443 --> 00:21:21,312 Where's your mommy and daddy? 417 00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:27,449 I'm gonna see if they're okay. 418 00:21:27,451 --> 00:21:28,049 Swede! 419 00:21:28,051 --> 00:21:29,451 What are you doing? 420 00:21:29,453 --> 00:21:30,719 Don't get close to 'em. 421 00:21:30,721 --> 00:21:31,554 Jonsey, they're just scared kids. 422 00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:33,622 Have you ever seen The Shining? 423 00:21:33,624 --> 00:21:34,657 The Omen? 424 00:21:34,659 --> 00:21:35,591 The Exorcist? 425 00:21:35,593 --> 00:21:36,592 Pet Cemetery? 426 00:21:36,594 --> 00:21:37,593 Toy Story? 427 00:21:37,595 --> 00:21:38,561 Stranger Things? 428 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:41,796 Home Alone from Joe Pesci's point of view? 429 00:21:41,798 --> 00:21:43,065 Okay Wave. 430 00:21:43,067 --> 00:21:45,367 You guys they're just scared little kids! 431 00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:47,838 I told you! 432 00:21:48,905 --> 00:21:50,706 Red Rum mutha fucka'. 433 00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:51,740 Red Rum! 434 00:21:54,811 --> 00:21:56,746 Wait, wait, wait guys, guys. 435 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,748 We gotta go back for Swede, right. 436 00:21:58,750 --> 00:21:59,648 We, we, just can't leave him like that. 437 00:22:02,653 --> 00:22:03,719 - I think, - You think what! 438 00:22:03,721 --> 00:22:05,453 I think he's gone, he's gone. 439 00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:07,823 I just like a them anyway. 440 00:22:08,759 --> 00:22:11,026 I love talkin' to Swede. 441 00:22:11,028 --> 00:22:12,026 His mom. 442 00:22:14,832 --> 00:22:16,699 She would do anything for us. 443 00:22:16,701 --> 00:22:19,535 I mean she would bend over backwards for the entire team. 444 00:22:21,939 --> 00:22:23,538 What was her name again? 445 00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:24,840 Elsa. 446 00:22:27,912 --> 00:22:29,577 After each game she'd come right out 447 00:22:29,579 --> 00:22:32,515 on the ice it didn't matter. 448 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,449 The cold didn't bother her anyway. 449 00:22:38,588 --> 00:22:39,788 Guys! 450 00:22:39,790 --> 00:22:40,623 Guys! 451 00:22:46,463 --> 00:22:47,863 Did we lose those little monsters yet? 452 00:22:47,865 --> 00:22:49,864 I haven't seen them in like six or seven blocks 453 00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:50,865 but those little shits are fast. 454 00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:53,835 Hey guys, they're just kids, we can take them. 455 00:22:53,837 --> 00:22:55,571 We can take them. 456 00:22:55,573 --> 00:22:58,540 Mrs. J. you saw those fuckers eat Swede whole. 457 00:22:58,542 --> 00:22:59,141 Oh Swede. 458 00:22:59,143 --> 00:23:00,609 They're not kids. 459 00:23:00,611 --> 00:23:02,812 They're more like midget cannibals. 460 00:23:06,717 --> 00:23:08,817 Cannibal, cannibal! 461 00:23:08,819 --> 00:23:09,855 Oh God. 462 00:23:13,156 --> 00:23:14,657 Oh do something! 463 00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:17,462 - No, no, no. - Don't let him bite you! 464 00:23:28,506 --> 00:23:30,573 I can't believe you just seismic tossed a three year. 465 00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:31,509 He's super dead. 466 00:23:32,609 --> 00:23:33,444 Super dead. 467 00:23:34,244 --> 00:23:35,780 Nice save though. 468 00:23:55,232 --> 00:23:56,967 What do we do now? 469 00:23:57,999 --> 00:23:57,833 Help me. 470 00:23:57,835 --> 00:23:59,834 Somebody help me! 471 00:23:59,836 --> 00:24:02,938 Jonsey, Jonsey, remember, there's midget cannibals. 472 00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:05,744 Hey, Jenny, Jenny. 473 00:24:07,644 --> 00:24:08,878 What are you doing all the way over here? 474 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,778 Okay, so I was at girl's night, right. 475 00:24:10,780 --> 00:24:12,648 And we decided to do crochet at Elizabeth's house. 476 00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:13,882 Yeah. 477 00:24:13,884 --> 00:24:14,851 So we drove all the way over there. 478 00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:15,751 But she didn't have enough yarn so we had 479 00:24:15,753 --> 00:24:17,786 to go to the craft store to get some more, 480 00:24:17,788 --> 00:24:18,856 but of course they didn't have the color we were, 481 00:24:20,924 --> 00:24:22,924 Why is everyone looking at me funny? 482 00:24:22,926 --> 00:24:23,859 No reason. 483 00:24:23,861 --> 00:24:24,927 All right, all right, fine, 484 00:24:24,929 --> 00:24:25,795 but what are you doing out here, 485 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,563 running in the middle of the street. 486 00:24:27,565 --> 00:24:29,664 Oh, Elizabeth's brother was chasing me. 487 00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:31,734 There's something wrong with him. 488 00:24:41,077 --> 00:24:41,711 Wait. 489 00:24:45,316 --> 00:24:47,749 You're running from this guy? 490 00:24:47,751 --> 00:24:48,918 For how long? 491 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,855 About 3 miles or so. 492 00:24:51,255 --> 00:24:54,559 And you never though to, to just, I don't know. 493 00:24:56,928 --> 00:24:58,960 Kick out his crutches? 494 00:24:58,962 --> 00:24:59,763 Like this? 495 00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:06,768 Okay, not all of us can be geniuses like you Wave. 496 00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:07,838 Say cheese, cheese. 497 00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:10,208 Ah, yes. 498 00:25:11,308 --> 00:25:13,609 I'm so glad I found you. 499 00:25:13,611 --> 00:25:14,943 I missed you so much. 500 00:25:16,814 --> 00:25:17,716 I love you Jonsey. 501 00:25:18,749 --> 00:25:22,785 Yeah, me to Jenny. 502 00:25:22,787 --> 00:25:23,952 So where are you guys going? 503 00:25:23,954 --> 00:25:25,286 Oh, we're going to the arena. 504 00:25:25,288 --> 00:25:26,988 That's a terrible idea. 505 00:25:30,994 --> 00:25:32,061 We should go to my Daddy's house. 506 00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:33,696 He can help us, he has a gun. 507 00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,030 I don't think a .22 revolver is gonna save us all. 508 00:25:36,032 --> 00:25:37,900 Yeah, I really think Wave's right on this one. 509 00:25:40,938 --> 00:25:43,771 Safest place for us right now is the arena. 510 00:25:43,773 --> 00:25:44,974 No, Jonsey. 511 00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:47,241 Daddy can help us, take me there right now. 512 00:25:53,284 --> 00:25:54,216 What? 513 00:25:54,218 --> 00:25:56,151 Am I the only one who saw that? 514 00:25:56,153 --> 00:25:58,789 - Son of a bitch! - Let's go. 515 00:26:19,876 --> 00:26:20,808 All right, now everyone who's a piece 516 00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:22,311 of shit turn around right now. 517 00:26:22,313 --> 00:26:24,078 What the shit. 518 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,981 What are you, are you like shitty robots? 519 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,719 They look like homeless bounty hunters. 520 00:26:30,721 --> 00:26:31,319 Hey. 521 00:26:31,321 --> 00:26:33,221 We hunted you didn't we? 522 00:26:33,223 --> 00:26:35,757 Oh, I mean, we decided to come here, 523 00:26:35,759 --> 00:26:37,892 this is Jenny's house, uh that's Jenny. 524 00:26:37,894 --> 00:26:39,294 She lives here with her dad, he's got a gun. 525 00:26:39,296 --> 00:26:40,796 Shut up, none of that matters. 526 00:26:40,798 --> 00:26:43,097 All that matters is that you're here now. 527 00:26:43,099 --> 00:26:45,834 And we gotta stick together while the world burns. 528 00:26:45,836 --> 00:26:48,103 You know, watch each others backs. 529 00:26:48,105 --> 00:26:49,671 I don't know about this. 530 00:26:49,673 --> 00:26:52,740 No, it's okay lady, I'll, we're Rob and Don. 531 00:26:52,742 --> 00:26:54,977 You know, you can trust us. 532 00:26:54,979 --> 00:26:57,412 I took karate for two years. 533 00:26:57,414 --> 00:26:58,713 At the mall. 534 00:26:58,715 --> 00:26:59,948 Wait, what mall. 535 00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:01,083 The outlet mall. 536 00:27:01,085 --> 00:27:03,151 It was the outlet mall by my mom's house actually. 537 00:27:03,153 --> 00:27:06,020 Hey, you two actually want to help? 538 00:27:06,022 --> 00:27:07,055 Hey, look at me. 539 00:27:07,057 --> 00:27:08,090 You two want to help? 540 00:27:08,092 --> 00:27:09,357 All right, tell you what. 541 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,392 How 'bout you two sit out here and look for zombies, got it? 542 00:27:11,394 --> 00:27:12,995 - Yeah, yeah. - Good. 543 00:27:12,997 --> 00:27:15,064 Whatever you say man. 544 00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:17,199 All right, we are goin' inside. 545 00:27:17,201 --> 00:27:20,268 You two stay here, keep an eye out 546 00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:22,738 and if you hear anything, report back to me. 547 00:27:22,740 --> 00:27:23,471 Good? 548 00:27:23,473 --> 00:27:25,007 Good? 549 00:27:25,009 --> 00:27:26,044 All right, let's go. 550 00:27:35,318 --> 00:27:36,820 Daddy, I'm home. 551 00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:41,190 I don't think he's here Jenny. 552 00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:42,190 He said he would be here. 553 00:27:42,192 --> 00:27:43,424 He never lies to me. 554 00:27:43,426 --> 00:27:44,261 Okay. 555 00:27:48,164 --> 00:27:49,064 You did not ask. 556 00:27:49,066 --> 00:27:50,769 Put that back right now. 557 00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:55,837 Guys, just put it back okay? 558 00:27:55,839 --> 00:27:58,306 Jones, it's pepperoni, you know it's my favorite. 559 00:27:58,308 --> 00:28:00,074 Now. 560 00:28:00,076 --> 00:28:01,278 Just do as she says, okay? 561 00:28:13,124 --> 00:28:14,890 So now what Jenny? 562 00:28:14,892 --> 00:28:16,124 We wait. 563 00:28:16,126 --> 00:28:17,127 We wait? 564 00:28:18,362 --> 00:28:20,031 Well I got news for you. 565 00:28:21,164 --> 00:28:24,365 We don't have time to wait for your Dad 566 00:28:24,367 --> 00:28:28,103 to get back from his colonoscopy Jenny. 567 00:28:28,105 --> 00:28:30,805 We are like zombie bait. 568 00:28:30,807 --> 00:28:32,141 They're gonna break down the door 569 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:34,209 and eat us out of the house. 570 00:28:34,211 --> 00:28:37,411 Now I don't wanna get eaten out by zombies Jenny, 571 00:28:37,413 --> 00:28:39,213 but you ain't giving me any choice. 572 00:28:39,215 --> 00:28:40,783 'Cause you want to stay here. 573 00:28:40,785 --> 00:28:42,754 Well I got news for you. 574 00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:45,190 We're sitting ducks. 575 00:28:46,089 --> 00:28:47,088 - Exactly. - What, what? 576 00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:49,123 - Whoa. - Hey guys. 577 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:51,096 What are you goin' especially you, what? 578 00:28:53,830 --> 00:28:55,096 Oh, okay, all right. 579 00:28:55,098 --> 00:28:57,865 Listen, it's the end of the world and you guys are idiots. 580 00:28:57,867 --> 00:28:59,468 You don't deserve to continue on. 581 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:02,270 Okay, only the intelligent and strong get to go on 582 00:29:02,272 --> 00:29:04,405 and form a new race of superhumans. 583 00:29:04,407 --> 00:29:06,909 The Rob and Don-ians. 584 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:09,244 Intelligent and beautifuL and perfect in every way. 585 00:29:09,246 --> 00:29:11,279 Don't point the gun at yourself Rob, point it, 586 00:29:11,281 --> 00:29:12,346 point it at them, not me. 587 00:29:12,348 --> 00:29:13,582 Point it at them. 588 00:29:13,584 --> 00:29:15,116 All right, so we're gonna take your clothes. 589 00:29:15,118 --> 00:29:16,852 Take your clothes, we're gonna take your clothes 590 00:29:16,854 --> 00:29:19,587 and then we're gonna make you all shiny and chrome. 591 00:29:19,589 --> 00:29:21,155 - Right Don. - Wait, what? 592 00:29:21,157 --> 00:29:22,391 We're gonna take your clothes 593 00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:24,058 and we're gonna spray paint you in chrome. 594 00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:25,160 Yeah sure. 595 00:29:25,162 --> 00:29:26,228 Chrome! 596 00:29:26,230 --> 00:29:27,328 - Hey Rob, Rob. - What? 597 00:29:27,330 --> 00:29:28,530 I don't know about the whole chrome thing, okay. 598 00:29:28,532 --> 00:29:31,199 I don't think any, I don't think it's very intimidating. 599 00:29:31,201 --> 00:29:32,234 I like chrome. 600 00:29:32,236 --> 00:29:33,067 You like chrome. 601 00:29:33,069 --> 00:29:34,536 We're Rob and Don, we like chrome. 602 00:29:34,538 --> 00:29:35,938 That's what we do, we take people's clothes 603 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,171 and then we spray paint them in chrome. 604 00:29:37,173 --> 00:29:38,373 I know I told you I liked chrome, 605 00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:39,307 but maybe I was just sayin' that to, 606 00:29:39,309 --> 00:29:41,910 you know, get you to like me. 607 00:29:41,912 --> 00:29:43,344 If I'm honest, I never really liked the chrome. 608 00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:46,113 I was more in for the stuff and the things 609 00:29:46,115 --> 00:29:47,015 and the clothes and. 610 00:29:47,017 --> 00:29:48,584 Shiny and chrome, shiny and chrome. 611 00:29:48,586 --> 00:29:49,852 Okay, give us you clothes, take 'em off now. 612 00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:51,219 Fine. 613 00:29:51,221 --> 00:29:53,421 Just take it off, okay guys. 614 00:29:53,423 --> 00:29:55,023 Oh my God, fuckin' perverts. 615 00:29:55,025 --> 00:29:56,127 - Yeah. - Fuck. 616 00:30:01,265 --> 00:30:02,131 Can go a little faster. 617 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:04,232 Wash us with cold water too, okay. 618 00:30:04,234 --> 00:30:05,803 Witness me. 619 00:30:12,076 --> 00:30:13,141 All right. 620 00:30:13,143 --> 00:30:14,977 No butt stuff. 621 00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,280 What is this, a size nine 1/2? 622 00:30:19,282 --> 00:30:21,048 Oh, and stay down there. 623 00:30:21,050 --> 00:30:23,384 Down there in the basement where you'll stay forever. 624 00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:25,254 Rob and Don got you in the basement. 625 00:30:25,256 --> 00:30:27,221 - In the basement. - Basement, yeah, yeah. 626 00:30:27,223 --> 00:30:30,324 And by the way, we found your dad. 627 00:30:30,326 --> 00:30:31,559 Found your dad. 628 00:30:31,561 --> 00:30:33,161 Yeah, yeah, he's in the basement. 629 00:30:33,163 --> 00:30:34,528 Basement. 630 00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:35,963 - Daddy? - Jenny. 631 00:30:35,965 --> 00:30:37,266 Oh and one more thing. 632 00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:38,267 - One more thing. - One more thing. 633 00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:41,536 - Drop it on them Rob. - Drop it on them Rob. 634 00:30:41,538 --> 00:30:43,905 Revelation, drop it on them Rob. 635 00:30:43,907 --> 00:30:45,306 Do it. 636 00:30:45,308 --> 00:30:46,540 He's a zombie. 637 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:54,619 Rob, Rob. 638 00:30:56,287 --> 00:30:57,451 All right, first of all will someone get Jenny? 639 00:30:57,453 --> 00:30:58,856 Her dad's a zombie. 640 00:31:01,191 --> 00:31:02,227 Let me get this. 641 00:31:08,699 --> 00:31:13,904 Okay, those little fuckers took our clothes and our food. 642 00:31:15,338 --> 00:31:17,575 And they locked us in the basement with a zombie. 643 00:31:18,942 --> 00:31:20,542 Wave, I'm about sick of this shit man. 644 00:31:20,544 --> 00:31:22,647 Well what are you gonna do about it huh? 645 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,616 You know, I'm gonna do somethin'. 646 00:31:26,650 --> 00:31:28,316 Yeah. 647 00:31:28,318 --> 00:31:29,653 I'm gonna do somethin'. 648 00:31:30,988 --> 00:31:31,623 Yeah. 649 00:31:35,459 --> 00:31:36,928 Well ladies. 650 00:31:38,328 --> 00:31:39,329 Looks like it's just us. 651 00:31:41,397 --> 00:31:44,334 We should probably huddle, for warmth. 652 00:31:45,368 --> 00:31:48,402 I don't think we need to do that. 653 00:31:48,404 --> 00:31:50,037 I'm, I'm, I'm okay. 654 00:31:50,039 --> 00:31:51,506 I'm warm. 655 00:31:51,508 --> 00:31:53,342 Okay, great. 656 00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:54,508 Are you hungry? 657 00:31:54,510 --> 00:31:55,312 No. 658 00:31:56,413 --> 00:31:58,313 No, no, let's just go. 659 00:31:58,315 --> 00:31:59,284 Yeah, let's go. 660 00:32:02,586 --> 00:32:03,488 Suit yourself. 661 00:32:18,067 --> 00:32:19,170 Daddy where are you? 662 00:32:22,205 --> 00:32:23,106 Daddy it's me. 663 00:32:28,412 --> 00:32:29,447 Daddy? 664 00:32:32,449 --> 00:32:34,317 Look, I know those kids were lying. 665 00:32:38,188 --> 00:32:39,023 Daddy? 666 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:48,733 Daddy? 667 00:32:51,335 --> 00:32:52,299 Jenny, Jenny hey, hey! 668 00:32:52,301 --> 00:32:53,567 Jesus Jonsey, what the hell! 669 00:32:53,569 --> 00:32:55,069 Are you okay, it's me, it's me, it's Jonsey. 670 00:32:55,071 --> 00:32:56,270 I know, you scared the crap out of me. 671 00:32:56,272 --> 00:32:57,338 I'm just lookin' out for you. 672 00:32:57,340 --> 00:32:58,373 Are you okay? 673 00:32:58,375 --> 00:32:59,173 Yes I'm fine. 674 00:32:59,175 --> 00:33:00,275 Don't do that to me. 675 00:33:00,277 --> 00:33:02,212 I was just gonna, but, all right, let's go, yeah. 676 00:33:03,413 --> 00:33:04,449 You're welcome. 677 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:12,453 No really, if you huddle for warmth, we stay warm. 678 00:33:12,455 --> 00:33:14,221 There is a blanket right here. 679 00:33:14,223 --> 00:33:16,624 But like, we can, we can like stick together. 680 00:33:16,626 --> 00:33:19,361 - Hey, where's BJ? - Where's BJ? 681 00:33:19,363 --> 00:33:20,828 I just asked you the same thing. 682 00:33:20,830 --> 00:33:22,264 Well I don't know. 683 00:33:22,266 --> 00:33:23,532 He said somethin' about somethin' 684 00:33:23,534 --> 00:33:27,369 and then he stomped his pasty hard shaped ass into the dark. 685 00:33:27,371 --> 00:33:28,569 We have to find him. 686 00:33:28,571 --> 00:33:30,639 Oh hey, hey BJ. 687 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:32,106 Get your ass over here. 688 00:33:32,108 --> 00:33:33,208 Will you get the fuck over here BJ? 689 00:33:33,210 --> 00:33:35,278 Who's gonna shoot me in the face if you're dead? 690 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,080 That's not BJ. 691 00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:39,280 Hide me. 692 00:33:39,282 --> 00:33:40,414 - Hey, get back. - Hide me, hide me. 693 00:33:40,416 --> 00:33:42,249 - Get back, get back. - No, no, no. 694 00:33:42,251 --> 00:33:43,485 Let's go, let's get out of here. 695 00:33:45,788 --> 00:33:46,624 Hey. 696 00:33:52,628 --> 00:33:53,562 - In the closet. - In the closet? 697 00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:55,363 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 698 00:33:55,365 --> 00:33:56,398 No one will find us in here. 699 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:57,333 - Oh yeah. - Yeah. 700 00:33:57,335 --> 00:33:58,400 Zombies are dumb, they won't open door. 701 00:33:58,402 --> 00:33:59,366 - Okay. - I'm sorry. 702 00:33:59,368 --> 00:34:00,535 Oh, that's fine. 703 00:34:00,537 --> 00:34:01,769 How you doin'? 704 00:34:01,771 --> 00:34:03,206 Uh, I'm good. 705 00:34:03,874 --> 00:34:05,474 I've had better days. 706 00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:08,543 But, you know, the apocalypse has its perks. 707 00:34:08,545 --> 00:34:09,811 I guess. 708 00:34:09,813 --> 00:34:10,811 Um so you like stuff? 709 00:34:10,813 --> 00:34:11,847 Hey, hey, back up buddy. 710 00:34:11,849 --> 00:34:13,648 Back up buddy, get out of here. 711 00:34:13,650 --> 00:34:14,782 Get out here. 712 00:34:16,219 --> 00:34:17,818 I'm telling you, we need to huddle for warmth. 713 00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:19,454 - No. - Hey, hey. 714 00:34:19,456 --> 00:34:20,387 Okay guys, guys. 715 00:34:20,389 --> 00:34:21,590 How do we get out of here? 716 00:34:21,592 --> 00:34:22,523 I don't know. 717 00:34:22,525 --> 00:34:24,592 - Zombie! - Behind you! 718 00:34:24,594 --> 00:34:26,461 - Strangle him Jonsey! - I'm trying! 719 00:34:26,463 --> 00:34:28,896 - Try harder. - You could help me. 720 00:34:28,898 --> 00:34:31,566 - I am helping! - Just shoot it! 721 00:34:31,568 --> 00:34:32,570 Ah, save me! 722 00:34:40,177 --> 00:34:40,845 Great shot BJ! 723 00:34:42,211 --> 00:34:43,478 Hey, I thought you were a defense man. 724 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,414 Eh, I got sick and tired of playing defense. 725 00:34:46,416 --> 00:34:48,419 Somebody hold me. 726 00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:53,521 - Nice shot brother. - BJ, BJ, oh. 727 00:34:53,523 --> 00:34:55,222 It's good to see you. 728 00:34:55,224 --> 00:34:56,193 Jenny, honey. 729 00:34:57,327 --> 00:34:58,492 Look at me. 730 00:34:58,494 --> 00:35:00,929 I know this is difficult. 731 00:35:00,931 --> 00:35:02,863 Look it's time we changed. 732 00:35:02,865 --> 00:35:04,298 The world's changed now, 733 00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:05,900 we gotta change you know what I'm saying? 734 00:35:05,902 --> 00:35:07,735 We have to keep moving. 735 00:35:07,737 --> 00:35:09,637 Now it's time to fight. 736 00:35:18,614 --> 00:35:19,449 Um. 737 00:35:20,751 --> 00:35:24,452 I don't know what that was about. 738 00:35:24,454 --> 00:35:26,387 I want to be with you. 739 00:35:26,389 --> 00:35:27,623 Jenny. 740 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:32,730 Um, I know your emotions are all over the place right now. 741 00:35:33,597 --> 00:35:34,829 But this is not the time. 742 00:35:34,831 --> 00:35:36,530 And besides sweetie. 743 00:35:36,532 --> 00:35:37,567 I'm straight. 744 00:35:38,568 --> 00:35:40,304 You don't care about me. 745 00:35:41,438 --> 00:35:43,604 And I know you're trying to steal my man too. 746 00:35:43,606 --> 00:35:44,472 Wait. 747 00:35:44,474 --> 00:35:45,874 I've seen how you are around him. 748 00:35:45,876 --> 00:35:47,441 And it's sick. 749 00:35:47,443 --> 00:35:48,842 You old women disgust me. 750 00:35:48,844 --> 00:35:50,447 Jenny, stop. 751 00:35:51,481 --> 00:35:52,479 I know you're upset. 752 00:35:52,481 --> 00:35:55,249 But you don't need to take it out on Ms. J. 753 00:35:55,251 --> 00:35:56,351 See. 754 00:35:56,353 --> 00:35:57,651 I knew it. 755 00:35:57,653 --> 00:35:59,354 You love her too. 756 00:35:59,356 --> 00:36:01,255 Well to hell with you Jonsey. 757 00:36:01,257 --> 00:36:03,624 Now get the hell out of my house. 758 00:36:03,626 --> 00:36:04,525 All of you. 759 00:36:04,527 --> 00:36:05,461 All right, wait, wait. 760 00:36:05,463 --> 00:36:06,661 Jenny you're being hysterical all right. 761 00:36:06,663 --> 00:36:07,595 Let's just talk about this. 762 00:36:07,597 --> 00:36:09,699 Get out, get out, get out! 763 00:36:15,539 --> 00:36:18,606 Son of a bitch, they threw our clothes all over the yard. 764 00:36:18,608 --> 00:36:19,409 Really? 765 00:36:20,510 --> 00:36:22,346 Someone's gotta get 'em, I mean. 766 00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:24,679 - Rock, paper, scissors? - Uh, yeah. 767 00:36:24,681 --> 00:36:27,548 How are gonna play rock, paper, scissors with four people? 768 00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:28,883 It's two versus two. 769 00:36:28,885 --> 00:36:29,818 That's works, a little tournament. 770 00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,485 - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. 771 00:36:31,487 --> 00:36:32,320 - What? - Ready Jonsey? 772 00:36:32,322 --> 00:36:32,957 Come on. 773 00:36:34,824 --> 00:36:35,759 - Oh! - Ah. 774 00:36:40,563 --> 00:36:41,598 You ready? 775 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:44,202 - Ah. - Dammit. 776 00:36:45,735 --> 00:36:47,401 Good game. 777 00:36:47,403 --> 00:36:48,970 It's not that cold. 778 00:36:48,972 --> 00:36:51,940 Yeah okay, any requests? 779 00:36:51,942 --> 00:36:52,874 My purse. 780 00:36:52,876 --> 00:36:54,342 Make sure you get my purse. 781 00:36:54,344 --> 00:36:54,876 And everything else that I was wearing. 782 00:36:54,878 --> 00:36:56,577 I want my tie. 783 00:36:56,579 --> 00:36:58,481 You want your tie, okay, okay. 784 00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:00,648 Sounds good. 785 00:37:00,650 --> 00:37:01,715 Make sure they didn't curl my socks. 786 00:37:01,717 --> 00:37:02,617 Yeah, yeah, okay. 787 00:37:33,317 --> 00:37:35,583 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey. 788 00:37:35,585 --> 00:37:38,920 Think this is a safe place right now, huh? 789 00:37:38,922 --> 00:37:40,458 Nobody else is here. 790 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,057 Jonsey? 791 00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:43,425 What, what is it? 792 00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,793 There's uh something by the dumpster. 793 00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:47,095 All right, I can't tell what it is. 794 00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:48,662 I don't know if it's a zombie or not. 795 00:37:48,664 --> 00:37:49,496 Where? 796 00:37:49,498 --> 00:37:50,764 By the dumpster. 797 00:37:50,766 --> 00:37:54,437 Hey, we see you over there, come on out. 798 00:37:55,972 --> 00:37:57,642 What's nine times two? 799 00:37:58,675 --> 00:38:00,108 What? 800 00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:02,476 Zombies brains are made of mush. 801 00:38:02,478 --> 00:38:04,748 Answer the question or we answer with lead. 802 00:38:05,614 --> 00:38:06,648 Oh man, what? 803 00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:07,615 I stink at math. 804 00:38:07,617 --> 00:38:09,650 It's 18, it's 18, don't shoot. 805 00:38:09,652 --> 00:38:10,918 18. 806 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,519 We're entering the arena, all right. 807 00:38:12,521 --> 00:38:13,521 All right, look, we're not zombies. 808 00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:14,625 We're just humans. 809 00:38:15,492 --> 00:38:16,691 The arena? 810 00:38:16,693 --> 00:38:18,959 That place is zombie central station. 811 00:38:18,961 --> 00:38:20,061 I'm Jonsey. 812 00:38:20,063 --> 00:38:21,695 - This is BJ. - Yeah. 813 00:38:21,697 --> 00:38:23,630 Over there's Wave. 814 00:38:23,632 --> 00:38:24,701 This is Ms. Johnson. 815 00:38:25,735 --> 00:38:28,739 And this person right here is? 816 00:38:29,539 --> 00:38:30,472 Uh? 817 00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:31,876 Seriously? 818 00:38:35,945 --> 00:38:36,947 - Lindsey? - Yeah. 819 00:38:38,581 --> 00:38:40,081 Who's underwear is that? 820 00:38:40,083 --> 00:38:43,050 That'd be Chet's, he volunteered. 821 00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:51,628 Let's go boys. 822 00:38:52,829 --> 00:38:53,762 Wait, where you guys goin'? 823 00:38:53,764 --> 00:38:54,628 We're goin' to the U.P. 824 00:38:54,630 --> 00:38:57,400 Nobody's crazy enough to go the U.P. 825 00:38:59,469 --> 00:39:00,769 They're pretty crazy the way the laughed 826 00:39:00,771 --> 00:39:02,836 at our impending deaths. 827 00:39:02,838 --> 00:39:04,072 You know what? 828 00:39:04,074 --> 00:39:06,911 Let's forget about them guys, let's go. 829 00:39:14,050 --> 00:39:14,952 Dead end. 830 00:39:22,692 --> 00:39:25,726 Oh shit, I don't want to become a zombie. 831 00:39:25,728 --> 00:39:27,829 How do we not become zombies? 832 00:39:27,831 --> 00:39:29,030 I mean, I always like read 833 00:39:29,032 --> 00:39:31,166 in books that they burn bodies right. 834 00:39:31,168 --> 00:39:33,001 That should stop it right? 835 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:34,436 Oh shit. 836 00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:35,836 I should have put that in my will. 837 00:39:35,838 --> 00:39:38,039 Cremate my ass so I don't come back. 838 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:41,543 I mean, I got your body if you need a good burn. 839 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,510 What are you gonna burn me with? 840 00:39:43,512 --> 00:39:44,646 This. 841 00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:46,514 Man, you ain't burnin' shit with that. 842 00:39:46,516 --> 00:39:47,148 What? 843 00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:48,816 Hey, hey, a door. 844 00:39:48,818 --> 00:39:49,983 Boys, door! 845 00:39:49,985 --> 00:39:51,020 Oh yeah. 846 00:39:52,856 --> 00:39:53,691 See. 847 00:39:58,994 --> 00:40:00,128 Oh here it is. 848 00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:05,900 Nice. 849 00:40:05,902 --> 00:40:09,804 - Cay-joon, cay-joon. - Cajun Club dumb ass. 850 00:40:09,806 --> 00:40:12,574 - What's the Cajun Club? - Two drink minimum anyone? 851 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:14,075 Yeah, I'll take three. 852 00:40:14,077 --> 00:40:14,912 Oh yeah. 853 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,914 Shots, I poured one for everybody. 854 00:40:19,916 --> 00:40:21,816 - Yay. - Way to go Wave. 855 00:40:21,818 --> 00:40:23,885 - One for you. - Great. 856 00:40:23,887 --> 00:40:26,119 - One for you Jonsey. - Thanks. 857 00:40:26,121 --> 00:40:27,722 Two for me. 858 00:40:27,724 --> 00:40:28,822 To the game, we won. 859 00:40:28,824 --> 00:40:31,928 - We won. - Toast. 860 00:40:32,829 --> 00:40:33,961 - Cheers. - Roast. 861 00:40:33,963 --> 00:40:36,097 And to Wave's mom! 862 00:40:36,099 --> 00:40:38,199 You watch your mouth when you're talking about her. 863 00:40:38,201 --> 00:40:39,700 Oh man, I just want to show my appreciation for... 864 00:40:39,702 --> 00:40:40,767 Be nice bro. 865 00:40:40,769 --> 00:40:41,905 I will end you. 866 00:40:42,771 --> 00:40:45,874 Okay. 867 00:40:45,876 --> 00:40:46,840 At this point I don't even know 868 00:40:46,842 --> 00:40:48,008 if you guys are getting this. 869 00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:51,211 But not only do we have a zombie apocalypse on our hands, 870 00:40:51,213 --> 00:40:53,847 there are also several structure fires 871 00:40:53,849 --> 00:40:56,284 throughout the Park Lawn neighborhood. 872 00:40:56,286 --> 00:40:59,686 Live, in Austin, Bryan Pyette. 873 00:40:59,688 --> 00:41:01,891 Mom, pick up your phone, I'm tryin' to call you. 874 00:41:03,092 --> 00:41:05,559 Park Lawn is Jen's neighborhood. 875 00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:10,632 I don't think, she's probably gonna die there. 876 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,902 Guys this is all my fault, I gotta make it right. 877 00:41:14,170 --> 00:41:15,003 I gotta go back. 878 00:41:15,005 --> 00:41:15,802 You guys stay here. 879 00:41:15,804 --> 00:41:16,973 No fuckin' way. 880 00:41:18,007 --> 00:41:18,875 We're a team. 881 00:41:19,943 --> 00:41:21,545 We stick together. 882 00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:24,949 Ah. 883 00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:28,883 Well let's find the way outta here. 884 00:41:28,885 --> 00:41:31,722 All right, let's go boys. 885 00:41:36,159 --> 00:41:37,659 When you need energy. 886 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:38,959 When you need sparkle. 887 00:41:38,961 --> 00:41:40,695 When you need it to hit you 888 00:41:40,697 --> 00:41:42,896 and when it has to have ginseng. 889 00:41:42,898 --> 00:41:44,831 We're out of alphabets. 890 00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,166 I'ma scared. 891 00:41:46,168 --> 00:41:48,570 When you need more than just pep, 892 00:41:48,572 --> 00:41:50,804 Ultro-pep, it delivers. 893 00:41:50,806 --> 00:41:52,173 Hey, hey. 894 00:41:52,175 --> 00:41:54,208 Well, well, well, what do we got here. 895 00:41:54,210 --> 00:41:55,677 Hold on. 896 00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:56,878 We got death dancers. 897 00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:01,014 Now what in the fuck are you doin' in my fine establishment. 898 00:42:01,016 --> 00:42:02,784 Well you see your back door was open right. 899 00:42:02,786 --> 00:42:05,052 And we were bein' chased by zombies and we didn't... 900 00:42:05,054 --> 00:42:07,255 Zombies, we're all runnin' from zombies, boy. 901 00:42:07,257 --> 00:42:09,289 That doesn't mean you get to walk into my bar uninvited. 902 00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:11,228 It's just that, okay. 903 00:42:13,829 --> 00:42:16,831 And drinkin' all my mutherfuckin' booze. 904 00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:20,834 You got some balls the size of bells on you kid. 905 00:42:20,836 --> 00:42:21,802 - All right. - Now how the hell 906 00:42:21,804 --> 00:42:23,371 - you gonna pay for it? - We can pay for it. 907 00:42:23,373 --> 00:42:24,942 All right, we got money, right guys, we got money. 908 00:42:26,675 --> 00:42:27,941 - Anytime now. - You got anything? 909 00:42:27,943 --> 00:42:29,876 Oh, oh good, you got some pepperoni. 910 00:42:29,878 --> 00:42:32,347 How 'bout I blow that dick off of that pepperoni? 911 00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:33,981 We don't need to do that, 912 00:42:33,983 --> 00:42:35,083 - we don't need to do, - Give me some goddam money. 913 00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:36,016 Wow, I have it. 914 00:42:36,018 --> 00:42:38,619 Oh thank you so much Lindsey. 915 00:42:38,621 --> 00:42:39,820 Give me the goddam money. 916 00:42:39,822 --> 00:42:41,023 Take it man, all yours, it's all yours, just keep it. 917 00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:45,959 Thank you, thank you, $10 oh that's very nice of you. 918 00:42:45,961 --> 00:42:48,061 That's gonna pay for about 1/10th of it. 919 00:42:48,063 --> 00:42:51,331 Now what the fuck am I gonna do for the rest. 920 00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:53,700 - Um. - I guess I'm just gonna have 921 00:42:53,702 --> 00:42:54,969 - to shoot you. - No, no, no. 922 00:42:54,971 --> 00:42:57,871 No, no, we'll do anything, sir, just anything. 923 00:42:57,873 --> 00:42:59,007 Anything right guys? 924 00:42:59,009 --> 00:43:00,008 We'll do anything. 925 00:43:00,010 --> 00:43:00,941 Anything you want. 926 00:43:00,943 --> 00:43:01,842 Just say it, just name it. 927 00:43:01,844 --> 00:43:03,911 - Well you'll do anything. - Anything. 928 00:43:03,913 --> 00:43:05,014 - Anything. - Yes. 929 00:43:07,983 --> 00:43:10,717 You know, I've been watching you boys skatin' around 930 00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:14,889 at the hockey rink with those tight little asses of yours. 931 00:43:14,891 --> 00:43:17,258 I kind want to touch 'em if I could. 932 00:43:17,260 --> 00:43:18,892 Reminds me of Dorothy Hamilton 933 00:43:18,894 --> 00:43:22,195 in the 1986 Olympics, tight and white. 934 00:43:22,197 --> 00:43:23,865 What do you want with us? 935 00:43:23,867 --> 00:43:24,798 You know one thing I think I'd like 936 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,200 to see from you is maybe what 937 00:43:26,202 --> 00:43:28,939 those tight little asses look like with pants off? 938 00:43:29,972 --> 00:43:32,005 - What? - Yeah, I think I'd like 939 00:43:32,007 --> 00:43:35,846 to get those pants off of you boys and watch you dance. 940 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:38,979 - What? - You fuckin' heard me. 941 00:43:38,981 --> 00:43:41,449 Get those pants off and dance. 942 00:43:47,724 --> 00:43:50,057 Why do we keep taking off our clothes tonight? 943 00:43:50,059 --> 00:43:51,661 Wave just shut up. 944 00:43:52,996 --> 00:43:54,429 And dance. 945 00:43:56,099 --> 00:43:57,167 Shut and dance. 946 00:44:07,876 --> 00:44:11,012 He's like an Asian hockey super dancing. 947 00:44:11,014 --> 00:44:13,684 Are you the captain of the Chinese hockey team? 948 00:44:17,387 --> 00:44:20,121 - Come here. - Shut up and dance. 949 00:44:27,163 --> 00:44:28,132 Oh, stop it. 950 00:44:33,068 --> 00:44:37,074 He moves it like he's done it many times before. 951 00:44:53,155 --> 00:44:55,458 Oh this one's a naughty one. 952 00:44:59,128 --> 00:45:02,162 What are you the retarded sidekick or somethin'? 953 00:45:02,164 --> 00:45:04,168 Whatever it is, it's workin' for me. 954 00:45:14,043 --> 00:45:17,213 Oh it smells like the swamp of love. 955 00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:21,215 Hey. 956 00:45:21,217 --> 00:45:23,217 Hey, we gotta get out of here. 957 00:45:23,219 --> 00:45:24,952 Who knows what that guy's gonna do. 958 00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:31,092 We gotta get his gun somehow. 959 00:45:31,094 --> 00:45:32,226 Yeah, but how we gonna do that? 960 00:45:32,228 --> 00:45:34,130 It's right next to him. 961 00:45:35,998 --> 00:45:39,099 Yellow's the new color for gold. 962 00:45:45,942 --> 00:45:46,777 Stop it. 963 00:45:51,581 --> 00:45:53,050 - Hold my purse. - Wait, what. 964 00:45:54,117 --> 00:45:55,916 Jesus Christ alive. 965 00:45:55,918 --> 00:45:58,121 I've died and I've went to hockey heaven. 966 00:46:03,358 --> 00:46:05,293 You might have to help me out of this. 967 00:46:05,295 --> 00:46:07,831 It's gettin' to hot in here. 968 00:46:10,065 --> 00:46:14,137 Oh mamacita, the redhead cat comes walkin' at me. 969 00:46:15,572 --> 00:46:18,142 Let's find out, do the curtains match the carpet. 970 00:46:20,443 --> 00:46:24,878 Wave, BJ, put your clothes back on. 971 00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:26,447 We are getting' the hell outta here. 972 00:46:27,382 --> 00:46:28,883 Hey Wave, nice moves. 973 00:46:28,885 --> 00:46:29,617 Did your mom teach you them? 974 00:46:29,619 --> 00:46:31,017 Hey what I tell you. 975 00:46:33,456 --> 00:46:35,559 What is wrong with you? 976 00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:45,235 - Oh. - Let 'em have it. 977 00:46:50,005 --> 00:46:51,972 - Son of a bitch. - Seriously. 978 00:46:51,974 --> 00:46:54,374 At least now we have something to burn the bodies with. 979 00:47:48,297 --> 00:47:50,331 Jenny, it's Jonsey. 980 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,700 Jenny, Jenny, hey! 981 00:47:52,702 --> 00:47:55,936 Oh, I thought you were dead, so good to see you. 982 00:47:55,938 --> 00:47:57,405 But hey, hey, hey, look at me, look. 983 00:47:57,407 --> 00:48:00,206 Wait, this entire neighborhood's on fire, okay. 984 00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:01,275 We gotta, we gotta get out. 985 00:48:01,277 --> 00:48:03,244 Jonsey, it's okay, everything is gonna be fine. 986 00:48:03,246 --> 00:48:04,577 Yeah, I don't think you understand, 987 00:48:04,579 --> 00:48:05,612 like, everything's up in smoke. 988 00:48:05,614 --> 00:48:07,315 I'm so glad you came back. 989 00:48:07,317 --> 00:48:09,115 'Cause we're gonna be burnt to a crisp if we stay here. 990 00:48:09,117 --> 00:48:11,217 Then we can be the family I always wanted us to be. 991 00:48:11,219 --> 00:48:12,686 I don't think you're listening to me. 992 00:48:12,688 --> 00:48:14,354 Like, when I say burnt to a crisp, I mean like worse, 993 00:48:14,356 --> 00:48:15,188 Come on, sit down, let's go. 994 00:48:15,190 --> 00:48:16,222 than Dad's cooking. 995 00:48:16,224 --> 00:48:17,490 Come on, sit down. 996 00:48:17,492 --> 00:48:19,360 - Jonsey, sit. - He's not dead. 997 00:48:19,362 --> 00:48:20,994 Sit, down. 998 00:48:20,996 --> 00:48:21,632 Now sit, good. 999 00:48:23,298 --> 00:48:25,132 Who cooked these beans. 1000 00:48:26,268 --> 00:48:28,601 What, was it your Dad? 1001 00:48:28,603 --> 00:48:30,570 He and I have some big news to tell you. 1002 00:48:30,572 --> 00:48:31,639 What, what, what news. 1003 00:48:31,641 --> 00:48:34,008 We don't have any, what news? 1004 00:48:34,010 --> 00:48:35,309 Why our engagement Jonsey. 1005 00:48:35,311 --> 00:48:36,276 Our engagement! 1006 00:48:36,278 --> 00:48:37,711 Oh, we're not engaged. 1007 00:48:37,713 --> 00:48:41,048 You can ask Daddy for my hand just like we talked about. 1008 00:48:41,050 --> 00:48:43,083 All right, that's not your dad, that is a dead... 1009 00:48:43,085 --> 00:48:44,517 Ask him! 1010 00:48:49,391 --> 00:48:54,397 Um, Mr. James, 1011 00:48:56,331 --> 00:49:01,270 nice zombie, um, I would like to ask your daughter... 1012 00:49:02,304 --> 00:49:03,403 - We've gotta go, - What? 1013 00:49:03,405 --> 00:49:04,637 - The fire is coming, - Oh my god. 1014 00:49:04,639 --> 00:49:05,639 And there's a horde of zombies right outside, 1015 00:49:05,641 --> 00:49:06,507 it's headed this way. 1016 00:49:06,509 --> 00:49:07,608 You hear that? 1017 00:49:07,610 --> 00:49:09,010 A horde of zombies is coming. 1018 00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:10,043 What the fuck is this bitch doing here? 1019 00:49:10,045 --> 00:49:11,612 Not again. 1020 00:49:11,614 --> 00:49:13,347 Hm, unless you want an open marriage. 1021 00:49:13,349 --> 00:49:14,548 No, no marriage. 1022 00:49:14,550 --> 00:49:16,583 Oh honey, I do not have time for your shit. 1023 00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:18,519 Let's go. 1024 00:49:18,521 --> 00:49:20,186 This is our engagement party bitch, 1025 00:49:20,188 --> 00:49:21,354 now get the hell out of our house. 1026 00:49:21,356 --> 00:49:23,456 Jonsey, what the hell is wrong with her? 1027 00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:25,693 I don't know, let's just, guys. 1028 00:49:25,695 --> 00:49:30,296 Man stealing, cradle robbing, two bit slut cougar. 1029 00:49:30,298 --> 00:49:33,266 You stay away from my man. 1030 00:49:33,268 --> 00:49:34,501 He's mine. 1031 00:49:34,503 --> 00:49:38,572 Yeah, that's enough you top bun lip gloss lesbian bitch. 1032 00:49:38,574 --> 00:49:40,374 Now you're gonna leave this house 1033 00:49:40,376 --> 00:49:42,776 and come with us right now. 1034 00:49:42,778 --> 00:49:44,378 Or you're gonna die. 1035 00:49:44,380 --> 00:49:47,280 And I'm about 30 seconds from not giving a damn. 1036 00:49:50,318 --> 00:49:52,221 Yeah, Jenny we need to go. 1037 00:49:54,190 --> 00:49:55,322 What? 1038 00:49:55,324 --> 00:49:56,289 You're on her side? 1039 00:49:56,291 --> 00:49:58,325 I want to live, yeah. 1040 00:49:58,327 --> 00:49:59,360 I knew there was something going on 1041 00:49:59,362 --> 00:50:00,728 between the two of you. 1042 00:50:00,730 --> 00:50:02,162 Oh come on, don't be like that Jenny. 1043 00:50:02,164 --> 00:50:04,398 To find out at our engagement party? 1044 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:06,200 Daddy! 1045 00:50:06,202 --> 00:50:07,534 What? 1046 00:50:07,536 --> 00:50:09,637 Oh hell no, all right, Jenny it's over. 1047 00:50:09,639 --> 00:50:10,440 Let's go. 1048 00:50:11,706 --> 00:50:13,139 Let's get out of here. 1049 00:50:13,141 --> 00:50:15,342 Jonsey, I thought you were the one. 1050 00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:18,179 But I guess you're really into old ladies. 1051 00:50:18,181 --> 00:50:19,813 Was it the Granny Takes a Tinkle video? 1052 00:50:19,815 --> 00:50:21,315 Is that what made you go after the gray hair? 1053 00:50:21,317 --> 00:50:24,150 I am not that fucking old. 1054 00:50:24,152 --> 00:50:25,552 It's not worth it. 1055 00:50:25,554 --> 00:50:26,720 Jonsey! 1056 00:50:26,722 --> 00:50:29,222 No, stay with me Jonsey, be my husband! 1057 00:50:29,224 --> 00:50:30,458 Jenny watch out! 1058 00:50:33,496 --> 00:50:34,327 - Jonsey, wait, she's gone. - Jonsey, please help me! 1059 00:50:34,329 --> 00:50:37,298 She's gone, Jonsey, she's gone. 1060 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:38,769 - Come on, we gotta go. - Let's go. 1061 00:50:45,807 --> 00:50:47,309 Where's Jenny? 1062 00:50:51,681 --> 00:50:53,813 Look man, we've got to get going, okay? 1063 00:50:53,815 --> 00:50:55,816 This whole neighborhood's gonna burn down any minute. 1064 00:50:55,818 --> 00:50:58,418 There's a horde just up that street. 1065 00:50:58,420 --> 00:50:59,155 All right? 1066 00:51:01,657 --> 00:51:03,224 You're right. 1067 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:04,494 You're right, let's go. 1068 00:51:11,701 --> 00:51:13,300 I hate you Jonsey! 1069 00:51:13,302 --> 00:51:15,469 You two timing cheat. 1070 00:51:15,471 --> 00:51:17,838 I curse you and your little gang. 1071 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:20,544 Especially that slut cougar with you. 1072 00:51:21,811 --> 00:51:23,480 It's not worth it. 1073 00:51:25,181 --> 00:51:28,485 I swear I'll get you, I'll kill you all. 1074 00:51:29,452 --> 00:51:31,288 And your little dog too. 1075 00:51:32,454 --> 00:51:34,257 Wow, that's some real medieval shit. 1076 00:51:35,458 --> 00:51:37,226 Wait a minute, we have a dog? 1077 00:53:05,581 --> 00:53:06,579 The back door boys. 1078 00:53:06,581 --> 00:53:07,680 Huh? 1079 00:53:07,682 --> 00:53:09,682 The back door, that's how we get into the arena. 1080 00:53:09,684 --> 00:53:10,918 The maintenance guy would always leave it open for me 1081 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,586 so I could skate early. 1082 00:53:12,588 --> 00:53:15,889 Okay, so how are we supposed to get there? 1083 00:53:15,891 --> 00:53:17,523 We got no pucks, and there are 1084 00:53:17,525 --> 00:53:19,795 at least four dozen zombies between us and there. 1085 00:53:21,429 --> 00:53:25,634 Dude, I'm so pooped right now, I can't run anymore. 1086 00:53:26,434 --> 00:53:29,403 Well, guys. 1087 00:53:29,405 --> 00:53:30,604 What? 1088 00:53:30,606 --> 00:53:31,537 Where'd Rachel go? 1089 00:53:31,539 --> 00:53:33,840 Who the fuck is Rachel? 1090 00:53:33,842 --> 00:53:37,510 Dude, that super hot chick 1091 00:53:37,512 --> 00:53:39,012 who's been with us all fuckin' night. 1092 00:53:39,014 --> 00:53:40,680 That's Rachel! 1093 00:53:40,682 --> 00:53:42,583 Well, she knows where we're headed. 1094 00:53:42,585 --> 00:53:47,289 If, if, if she's okay she'll, she'll meet us at the arena. 1095 00:53:48,356 --> 00:53:49,523 Right? 1096 00:53:49,525 --> 00:53:51,624 - Yeah. - Really? 1097 00:53:51,626 --> 00:53:52,862 - I'm sure she will. - Yeah. 1098 00:53:53,963 --> 00:53:55,565 She'll be fine. 1099 00:53:56,498 --> 00:53:57,563 She's Rachel! 1100 00:53:57,565 --> 00:53:59,599 She's you know, tall and sturdy. 1101 00:53:59,601 --> 00:54:00,501 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1102 00:54:00,503 --> 00:54:05,005 God help us, let's just go, come on. 1103 00:54:05,007 --> 00:54:05,842 Fuck. 1104 00:54:15,318 --> 00:54:17,687 You guys, I thought of this really good plan. 1105 00:54:21,891 --> 00:54:23,490 Wow. 1106 00:54:23,492 --> 00:54:24,358 They finally... 1107 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:31,795 Fuck! 1108 00:55:33,396 --> 00:55:36,032 Your maintenance guy, your buddy fucked us dude. 1109 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:38,835 Arena. 1110 00:55:50,713 --> 00:55:51,715 I knew that. 1111 00:55:57,820 --> 00:55:58,855 Oh man. 1112 00:55:59,755 --> 00:56:01,423 You still have this? 1113 00:56:10,498 --> 00:56:11,134 Mm. 1114 00:56:39,527 --> 00:56:40,726 How are you even on the hockey team? 1115 00:56:40,728 --> 00:56:41,897 Duh, hey. 1116 00:56:43,599 --> 00:56:45,965 On skates, I'm perfect. 1117 00:56:45,967 --> 00:56:48,568 Walkin' on the ice I'm no good. 1118 00:56:48,570 --> 00:56:50,003 Been that way since I was a baby. 1119 00:56:50,005 --> 00:56:51,771 I was born with skates on. 1120 00:56:51,773 --> 00:56:54,141 So did you like come out headfirst or skate first. 1121 00:56:54,143 --> 00:56:56,880 - Boy, boys! - Whoa dude. 1122 00:56:58,581 --> 00:57:00,517 A few hours ago we were kids. 1123 00:57:01,851 --> 00:57:02,983 Champions of our fate. 1124 00:57:02,985 --> 00:57:04,753 Nobody told us what to do. 1125 00:57:06,688 --> 00:57:08,588 But who are we now, huh? 1126 00:57:08,590 --> 00:57:10,793 We're nobodies, that's who. 1127 00:57:12,027 --> 00:57:14,126 We're just like everybody else scrambling out there 1128 00:57:14,128 --> 00:57:18,231 in the dark, praying for one last period. 1129 00:57:18,233 --> 00:57:21,834 When in reality, we're just skating endless circles 1130 00:57:21,836 --> 00:57:24,773 on this rink of life until the game's over. 1131 00:57:26,275 --> 00:57:27,673 And you know what? 1132 00:57:27,675 --> 00:57:29,610 I personally don't want to die. 1133 00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:30,776 I don't want to die in the hands 1134 00:57:30,778 --> 00:57:33,813 of a disgusting zombie scum. 1135 00:57:33,815 --> 00:57:35,081 Yeah. 1136 00:57:35,083 --> 00:57:36,249 I don't want to go out like that. 1137 00:57:36,251 --> 00:57:37,117 I want to fight. 1138 00:57:37,119 --> 00:57:38,584 Yeah. 1139 00:57:38,586 --> 00:57:41,255 I want to live to come back to this very arena 1140 00:57:41,257 --> 00:57:43,289 and watch my son drop his, 1141 00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:44,927 Oh wait, or, or. 1142 00:57:46,295 --> 00:57:48,695 - Or daughter? - Yes. 1143 00:57:48,697 --> 00:57:51,865 Or daughter, drop his or hers first puck 1144 00:57:51,867 --> 00:57:53,900 onto this very ice. 1145 00:57:53,902 --> 00:57:55,568 Jonsey, your shoes have been untied. 1146 00:57:55,570 --> 00:57:56,940 I will get to that BJ! 1147 00:57:58,139 --> 00:58:02,041 Oh, yeah, all right so first things, 1148 00:58:02,043 --> 00:58:03,943 we gotta barricade this entire place, 1149 00:58:03,945 --> 00:58:06,313 make sure nobody can get in, okay. 1150 00:58:06,315 --> 00:58:07,481 Second is supplies. 1151 00:58:07,483 --> 00:58:10,016 Hopefully there's still some food left at concessions. 1152 00:58:10,018 --> 00:58:12,221 Oh, yes, I love their nachos. 1153 00:58:14,088 --> 00:58:15,858 - Huh, hold on a sec. - Cool. 1154 00:58:16,858 --> 00:58:18,592 What else. 1155 00:58:18,594 --> 00:58:19,592 You caught that raccoon up in your mom's attic, right? 1156 00:58:19,594 --> 00:58:20,996 Yeah. 1157 00:58:22,597 --> 00:58:24,298 Do you think you can booby trap this entire place? 1158 00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:26,833 Booby traps, man I've got more ideas 1159 00:58:26,835 --> 00:58:28,804 for traps than Kevin McCallister. 1160 00:58:31,106 --> 00:58:32,773 Huh, huh? 1161 00:58:32,775 --> 00:58:33,941 Sniper post. 1162 00:58:33,943 --> 00:58:36,976 I got like 100% coverage up here, pop. 1163 00:58:36,978 --> 00:58:38,112 Oh, I can tap into the lighting 1164 00:58:38,114 --> 00:58:40,983 or sound system so we can control it from anywhere. 1165 00:58:44,052 --> 00:58:45,052 What? 1166 00:58:45,054 --> 00:58:46,889 Even cougars can be tech savvy. 1167 00:58:49,358 --> 00:58:50,990 All right, good. 1168 00:58:50,992 --> 00:58:53,726 Let's do this. 1169 00:58:53,728 --> 00:58:54,563 Beat? 1170 00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:02,001 - When are you gonna learn? - Shut up. 1171 00:59:07,976 --> 00:59:09,211 Awesome. 1172 01:00:21,050 --> 01:00:21,985 That right there? 1173 01:00:22,885 --> 01:00:25,688 That's our last resort, that's our Alamo. 1174 01:00:28,956 --> 01:00:30,423 What's an Alamo? 1175 01:00:30,425 --> 01:00:34,998 Uh, it's French, for ice cream. 1176 01:00:47,909 --> 01:00:51,413 Well boss, I think we're uh, we should be pretty set. 1177 01:00:53,215 --> 01:00:57,383 Maybe, uh, maybe we can take a few minutes, 1178 01:00:57,385 --> 01:00:59,956 maybe an hour, just take some rest. 1179 01:01:01,090 --> 01:01:02,088 Morning will be in a few hours, 1180 01:01:02,090 --> 01:01:04,760 can I just, can I just lay down here Jonsey. 1181 01:01:06,094 --> 01:01:06,961 - No. - Set my alarm. 1182 01:01:06,963 --> 01:01:12,001 BJ, for once, that sounds like a, 1183 01:01:14,268 --> 01:01:19,274 like a very good idea. 1184 01:01:24,045 --> 01:01:25,414 I'll take first watch. 1185 01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:55,008 Wake, up, wake up boys. 1186 01:01:57,079 --> 01:02:00,045 All right noise, let's go check it out. 1187 01:02:05,887 --> 01:02:06,889 Whoa. 1188 01:02:10,192 --> 01:02:11,494 What's goin' on? 1189 01:02:13,094 --> 01:02:17,165 I'm coming for you Jonsey. 1190 01:02:20,501 --> 01:02:21,135 Love Jenny. 1191 01:02:23,105 --> 01:02:25,141 Colon, hyphen end parenthesis. 1192 01:02:26,007 --> 01:02:28,307 Wave, that's a smiley face. 1193 01:02:28,309 --> 01:02:30,177 Wow. 1194 01:02:30,179 --> 01:02:32,211 I told you that was some real big old shit. 1195 01:02:32,213 --> 01:02:33,215 Yeah, thanks Wave. 1196 01:02:36,485 --> 01:02:38,755 Hey, hey, steady. 1197 01:02:42,891 --> 01:02:43,523 Steady. 1198 01:02:43,525 --> 01:02:44,360 Nope. 1199 01:02:48,130 --> 01:02:49,461 Fuck. 1200 01:02:49,463 --> 01:02:51,500 Wait for me, wait for me! 1201 01:02:58,139 --> 01:02:59,139 Those, 1202 01:03:09,117 --> 01:03:10,383 Do you guys give you up? 1203 01:03:10,385 --> 01:03:12,922 Or are you thirsty for more. 1204 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,633 This one, is for taking our clothes! 1205 01:03:48,155 --> 01:03:51,124 And this one is for taking Wave's food. 1206 01:04:00,202 --> 01:04:04,503 This one is for locking us in the basement with a zombie! 1207 01:04:07,509 --> 01:04:08,945 One, two, 10! 1208 01:04:13,315 --> 01:04:15,282 Keep the change you filthy animal! 1209 01:04:15,284 --> 01:04:17,182 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1210 01:04:18,152 --> 01:04:20,186 Well this one was for whatever her name was! 1211 01:04:25,626 --> 01:04:27,026 Oh my god. 1212 01:04:27,028 --> 01:04:28,360 Midget cannibals they're up here too! 1213 01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:42,175 Okay. 1214 01:04:42,177 --> 01:04:43,012 Oh. 1215 01:04:48,349 --> 01:04:51,487 I thought the smelled bad on the outside. 1216 01:05:02,496 --> 01:05:04,697 Well that was easy. 1217 01:05:04,699 --> 01:05:06,166 A little too easy. 1218 01:05:22,416 --> 01:05:23,451 To the Alamo! 1219 01:05:25,152 --> 01:05:26,720 - Come on, come on. - Hold me, hold me! 1220 01:05:26,722 --> 01:05:28,090 Let go! 1221 01:06:24,579 --> 01:06:26,146 Let's go boys! 1222 01:07:08,657 --> 01:07:10,026 Thanks guys. 1223 01:07:23,105 --> 01:07:25,673 Well boys, it's been fun. 1224 01:07:27,141 --> 01:07:29,511 Yeah, Jones, it's been a real honor. 1225 01:07:30,512 --> 01:07:33,479 Yeah man, an honor. 1226 01:07:33,481 --> 01:07:36,418 Well, what are you waitin' for? 1227 01:07:51,166 --> 01:07:53,398 Son of a bitch! 1228 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,403 Bruce, sir, well done, well done. 1229 01:07:59,474 --> 01:08:02,411 Don't touch me, mascots. 1230 01:08:03,811 --> 01:08:04,779 Where's Jonsey? 1231 01:08:10,485 --> 01:08:11,353 I'll kill him. 1232 01:08:12,219 --> 01:08:12,855 Drop it. 1233 01:08:16,524 --> 01:08:17,425 Good, good. 1234 01:08:18,792 --> 01:08:22,562 Now Jonsey, we can be together forever. 1235 01:08:22,564 --> 01:08:24,296 Seriously? 1236 01:08:24,298 --> 01:08:25,367 Ask me Jonsey. 1237 01:08:26,301 --> 01:08:27,703 Tell me you'll love me forever. 1238 01:08:29,404 --> 01:08:31,470 And I'll let your friends go. 1239 01:08:37,444 --> 01:08:38,514 Sorry guys. 1240 01:08:41,382 --> 01:08:42,217 You win. 1241 01:08:46,387 --> 01:08:47,222 Jenny. 1242 01:08:52,460 --> 01:08:53,492 Will you. 1243 01:08:53,494 --> 01:08:54,329 Don't do it! 1244 01:08:56,497 --> 01:09:00,502 Will you, do me the honor. 1245 01:09:04,939 --> 01:09:09,541 Will you, marry 1246 01:09:18,453 --> 01:09:19,518 Will you do me, 1247 01:09:20,988 --> 01:09:21,823 Ow. 1248 01:09:23,425 --> 01:09:27,360 Not some bitch is takin' this old woman's man. 1249 01:09:31,865 --> 01:09:33,299 No! 1250 01:09:46,480 --> 01:09:47,515 Oh yeah. 1251 01:09:52,654 --> 01:09:54,553 Let's get 'em boys! 1252 01:10:15,743 --> 01:10:17,845 Let's wash this zombie shit off us. 1253 01:10:26,554 --> 01:10:29,321 Still lookin' for his hidden penis. 1254 01:10:29,323 --> 01:10:30,491 What do we do with him? 1255 01:10:33,761 --> 01:10:36,295 I've, I've got an idea. 1256 01:10:36,297 --> 01:10:36,898 Huh, huh? 1257 01:11:27,582 --> 01:11:28,848 This is far from over folks. 1258 01:11:28,850 --> 01:11:30,616 They're suggesting you get out of the city 1259 01:11:30,618 --> 01:11:34,620 as soon as possible, fires and zombies are everywhere, 1260 01:11:34,622 --> 01:11:36,725 Brian Pyette, reporting from the U.P. 1261 01:11:37,926 --> 01:11:40,663 When you need glitter, when you need sparkle. 1262 01:11:42,764 --> 01:11:44,696 So what now Captain? 1263 01:11:44,698 --> 01:11:45,697 Guess we get out of town. 1264 01:11:45,699 --> 01:11:48,701 I don't think we're all gonna fit in this. 1265 01:11:54,676 --> 01:11:55,778 What's that? 1266 01:12:07,756 --> 01:12:09,421 Oh! 1267 01:12:09,423 --> 01:12:11,391 Oh my God. 1268 01:12:11,393 --> 01:12:13,558 Barry Melrose! 1269 01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,027 Oh son of a bitch, that's awesome! 1270 01:12:15,863 --> 01:12:16,698 Come on boys. 1271 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:20,069 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1272 01:12:27,108 --> 01:12:29,811 Hear it's safe in Moose Jaw. 1273 01:12:52,734 --> 01:12:54,800 Mr. Melrose, what an honor. 1274 01:12:54,802 --> 01:12:55,701 How'd you find us? 1275 01:12:55,703 --> 01:12:56,705 Saw your spotlight. 1276 01:12:57,704 --> 01:13:01,206 Son of a bitch. 1277 01:13:11,219 --> 01:13:12,820 Wow Mrs. Johnson. 1278 01:13:14,189 --> 01:13:15,791 Called me Cherry. 1279 01:14:36,207 --> 01:14:39,839 Subtitles by explosiveskull 86681