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{4387}{4435}This global warming is killing me.
{4435}{4531}This is too hot,|the Ice Age was too cold.
{4531}{4603}What would it take to make you happy?
{4627}{4675}This I like.
{5466}{5538}Oh, no, you won't catch me.
{5682}{5730}No running, James. Camp rules.
{5802}{5850}Make me, sloth.
{5850}{5922}Make me, sir. It's all about respect.
{5970}{5994}Water ball.
{6017}{6065}Sammy, you just ate. Wait an hour.
{6065}{6113}Hector, no, no, no,|you can't pee-pee there.
{6113}{6185}OK, there is fine.|Ashley, stop picking your...
{6185}{6233}PiƱata!
{6233}{6305}Stop! You're supposed to wear blindfolds.
{6305}{6353}OK.
{6353}{6401}- Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth.|- Mine.
{6401}{6449}- Mine.|- Mine.
{6593}{6641}Hey, you didn't have any candy in you.
{6641}{6713}- Let's bury him.|- Yeah!
{6809}{6881}Hey, whoa. Who said you kids|could torture the sloth?
{6881}{6953}Manny, don't squash their creativity.
{6953}{7048}Hey, Manny, Diego,|my bad mammals-jammals.
{7048}{7096}Wanna give a sloth a hand?
{7120}{7240}Look, I opened my camp.|"Campo del Sid". It means Camp of Sid.
{7240}{7336}Congratulations.|You're now an idiot in two languages.
{7336}{7432}Not in front of the k-i-d-z.|These little guys love me. Right, Billy?
{7432}{7504}Don't make me eat you.
{7504}{7576}They kid. That's why they're called kids.
{7576}{7648}I told you, Sid.|You're not qualified to run a camp.
{7648}{7720}What do qualifications|have to do with childcare?
{7720}{7840}Besides, these kids look up to me.|I'm a role model to them.
{7864}{7912}I can see that.
{7912}{8031}You guys never think I can do anything,|but I'm an equal member of this herd.
{8031}{8151}I made this herd, so you need|to start treating me with some respect.
{8199}{8271}- Come on, Sid.|- Sid, we were just kidding.
{8271}{8343}Hey, let's play|pin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth.
{8343}{8367}Yeah!
{8391}{8415}Sid!
{8415}{8463}I can do stuff.
{8487}{8559}Won't give me their stupid respect.
{8655}{8679}I'll show 'em.
{8703}{8847}And so, in the end,|the little burro reached his mommy.
{8847}{8919}And they lived happily ever after.
{8967}{9038}- Good job.|- Question.
{9038}{9110}Why does the burro go home?|Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
{9110}{9206}Because... because he wanted|to be with his family.
{9206}{9278}He should go with the girl burro.|That's a better love story.
{9278}{9374}OK, well, when you tell your burro story,|that's what he'll do.
{9374}{9470}Burro is a demeaning name.|Technically, it's called a wild ass.
{9470}{9566}Fine. The wild ass boy|came home to his wild ass mother.
{9590}{9662}See, that's why I called it a burro.
{9686}{9782}Could the burro have a grazing problem?|Then he'd be more relatable.
{9782}{9830}- Boring.|- It's not believable.
{9854}{9902}- Do burros eat their young?|- It's not a good ending.
{9902}{9950}Sometimes I throw up.
{9974}{10069}They lived happily ever after.|You can't get more satisfying than that.
{10069}{10165}One big, happy family.|That's the way it's supposed to be.
{10165}{10237}Where's your big, happy family?
{10333}{10429}Then the hungry tiger|ate the pesky little kids.
{10477}{10549}- You OK, buddy?|- Sure. Why not?
{10549}{10597}- I thought...|- Story time's over. The end.
{10621}{10669}- Run for your lives!|- Where's everybody going?
{10669}{10741}- The world's coming to an end.|- What are you talking about?
{10741}{10837}Fast Tony - he says|the world's gonna flood.
{10837}{10885}Folks, I hold in my hand|a device so powerful,
{10885}{10957}it can actually pull air|right out of the sky.
{10957}{10981}Yeah, right.
{10981}{11028}Gather round, gather round.
{11028}{11100}Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am?
{11100}{11148}So you can't breathe underwater?
{11148}{11196}My assistant here will demonstrate.
{11196}{11268}Hey, I can smell the ocean.
{11268}{11340}What are you doing?|I can't sell that now.
{11340}{11412}You suck air through your mouth,|you moron.
{11412}{11484}Through its design|and sturdy construction,
{11484}{11556}you'll have plenty of air|for eons to come.
{11556}{11628}Of course, results may vary.
{11628}{11724}Why are you scaring everybody|with this doomsday stuff?
{11724}{11772}I'm trying to make a living here, pal.
{11820}{11916}It's my weather forecast. The five-day|outlook calls for intense flooding
{11916}{11964}followed by the end of the world.
{11988}{12059}And a slight chance of patchy sunshine|later in the week.
{12059}{12179}Come on, don't listen to him. Fast Tony|would sell his own mother for a grape.
{12179}{12275}Are you making an offer?|I mean, no, I would not.
{12275}{12347}Haven't you heard? The ice is melting.
{12347}{12395}You see this ground,|it's covered in ice.
{12395}{12443}A thousand years ago,|it was covered in ice.
{12467}{12515}A thousand years from now,|it will still be ice.
{12515}{12611}Say, buddy, not to cast aspersions|on your survival instincts or nothing,
{12611}{12707}but haven't mammoths|pretty much gone extinct?
{12707}{12803}- What are you talking about?|- About you being the last of your kind.
{12803}{12851}Your breath smells like ants.
{12923}{13042}Be that as it may, when's the last time|you saw another mammoth?
{13066}{13114}Don't pay any attention to him.
{13114}{13186}Mammoths can't go extinct.|They're the biggest things on Earth.
{13186}{13210}What about the dinosaurs?
{13210}{13282}The dinosaurs got cocky|and made enemies.
{13282}{13354}Look. Some idiot's|going down the Eviscerator.
{13354}{13426}Please tell me that's not our idiot.
{13450}{13546}OK, I'm gonna jump|on the count of three.
{13570}{13618}One,
{13642}{13666}two...
{13666}{13738}Sid, don't move a muscle.|We're coming up.
{13762}{13786}Jump! Jump! Jump!
{13786}{13834}Jump! Jump! Jump!
{13834}{13882}Sorry.
{13882}{13978}Two and three one-thousandths,|two and four one-thousandths...
{13978}{14025}Sid, what are you doing?|Get down from there.
{14025}{14097}No. I'm gonna be the first|to jump off the Eviscerator
{14097}{14169}and then you guys are gonna have to|show me some respect.
{14169}{14265}The only respect you'll get|is respect for the dead.
{14265}{14313}Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid.
{14337}{14433}- But I've been wrong before.|- Geronimo!
{14505}{14553}Hey, watch it.
{14697}{14793}I can't breathe.|I think I just coughed up my spleen.
{15128}{15248}- Diego, retract the claws, please.|- Right. Sorry.
{15248}{15344}If I didn't know you better, Diego,|I'd think you were afraid of the water.
{15344}{15416}OK, OK. Good thing I know you better.
{15416}{15440}Guys.
{15440}{15512}Fast Tony was right.
{15536}{15584}Everything is melting.
{16159}{16255}It's all gonna flood.|Come on, we gotta warn them.
{16255}{16327}Maybe we can rapidly evolve|into water creatures.
{16327}{16423}- That's genius, Sid.|- Call me Squid.
{16447}{16567}This whole thing's a piece ofjunk.|I can't believe I live here.
{16615}{16639}What?
{16783}{16879}Forget reeds. I present you with this|revolutionary gizmo we call bark.
{16879}{17022}- It's so buoyant, it actually floats.|- I'll show you something that floats.
{17022}{17094}All right, it's your funeral.
{17310}{17358}See? This is exactly|what I'm talking about.
{17358}{17454}Giants balls of furry lava the size of|mammoths raining from the sky.
{17454}{17526}Go suck air through a reed.
{17526}{17598}Listen to him.|He's right about the flood.
{17598}{17646}I am? I mean, yes, I am.
{17646}{17766}Wait. You said there wasn't going to be|a flood. Why should we listen to you?
{17766}{17862}Because we saw what's up there.|The dam's gonna break.
{17862}{17910}The entire valley's gonna flood.
{17958}{18053}Flood's real, all right.|And it's coming fast.
{18053}{18125}Look around. You're in a bowl.
{18149}{18245}BowI's gonna fill up. Ain't no way out.
{18269}{18317}What are we gonna do?
{18317}{18365}Unless you make it|to the end of the valley.
{18365}{18437}There's a boat. It can save you.
{18437}{18509}- I don't see anything.|- But
{18509}{18557}y'all better hurry.
{18557}{18677}Ground's melting,|walls tumbling, rocks crumbling.
{18677}{18749}Survive that|and you'll be racing the water,
{18749}{18845}cos in three days' time,|it's gonna hit the geyser fields.
{18845}{18893}Boom!
{18917}{18965}There is some good news, though.
{18965}{19012}The more of you die,
{19012}{19060}the better I eat.
{19108}{19180}I didn't say it was good news for you.
{19252}{19348}He must have been|a real pleasure to have in class.
{19900}{19924}Dam.
{19948}{20043}All right, you heard the scary vulture.|Let's move out.
{20043}{20091}Manny, you really think there's a boat?
{20091}{20187}I don't know, but in a few days,|this place is gonna be underwater.
{20187}{20259}If there's any hope, it's that way.
{20739}{20787}Manny, let's go.
{21266}{21338}Overturned glyptodont|in the far right lane.
{21338}{21386}Traffic backed up|as far as the eye can see.
{21386}{21482}And it looks like|there might be a fatality.
{21482}{21506}I call the dark meat.
{21530}{21650}Come on, everybody, let's go.|Come on, come, come, come. Get in.
{21674}{21770}- Come on, Grandpa, come on.|- We have to go.
{21770}{21914}Well, I'm not leaving. I was born|in this hole and I'll die in this hole.
{22057}{22129}Do we have to bring this crap?
{22129}{22249}- I'm sure there's crap where we're going.|- This was a gift from my mother.
{22249}{22297}OK, keep it moving, keep it moving.
{22297}{22369}Manny,|I just heard you're going extinct.
{22369}{22441}Hey, if you ever master hygiene,|try working on sensitivity.
{22465}{22585}- I'm not going extinct.|- Kids, look. The last mammoth.
{22633}{22705}Well, you probably won't see|another one of those again.
{22705}{22729}See?
{22729}{22825}OK, one, two, three... Where is James?
{23688}{23760}Stu. Come on, Stu.
{23760}{23808}Let's blow this ice-cube stand.
{23856}{23880}Stu.
{24023}{24143}Folks, be the first in the valley|to have your very own mobile home.
{27212}{27260}- Shut up, Sid.|- OK.
{27380}{27428}Stop singing, Sid.
{27548}{27644}Sid, I'm going to fall on you again|and this time I will kill you.
{27644}{27716}OK, someone doesn't like the classics.
{27956}{28003}What if you're right?
{28003}{28051}What if I am the last mammoth?
{28051}{28147}But Manny, look at the bright side,|you have us.
{28147}{28219}Not your most persuasive argument, Sid.
{28315}{28363}- Mammoths?|- I knew I couldn't be the last one.
{28363}{28435}I felt it in my gut.
{28699}{28747}Extinct? Come on.
{28819}{28891}He's up by a couple of fifths,|ahead by a tusk.
{28891}{28986}And he's beating Diego|as Diego's coming round the corner.
{29154}{29250}Sorry. My stomach hates me.
{29298}{29394}Well, don't that put|the "stink" in extinction?
{29418}{29466}Nasty.
{29514}{29562}Manny.
{29610}{29658}I need to be alone for a while.
{29658}{29730}You go on ahead. I'll catch up.
{29898}{29946}One truly is the loneliest number.
{30041}{30089}These work great.
{30113}{30161}Cool.
{30185}{30257}- Missed me, now you gotta kiss me.|- I'll get 'em.
{30281}{30353}- Which end is up?|- I'd hide that face too.
{30377}{30449}- Hey, ugly.|- I gotta sit on that.
{30569}{30593}Gotcha.
{30761}{30809}OK, I'm going in.
{30809}{30881}- Sid.|- What?
{30881}{30905}- Nice miss.|- Cover your side.
{30905}{30976}- I felt some breeze in that one.|- Smile.
{31096}{31144}- Out of my way.|- Hello.
{31168}{31216}Over here.
{31240}{31288}- Surrender?|- Never.
{31288}{31336}Cool.
{31336}{31384}Smoke them.
{31528}{31648}If anyone asks, there were 50 of 'em|and they were rattlesnakes.
{31672}{31744}- Here, kitty, kitty.|- Big mistake, you miscreants.
{31744}{31792}Miscreants?
{31792}{31864}Diego, they're possums.
{31936}{31983}Retreat.
{32583}{32631}I guess it's just you and me now.
{32919}{32967}I knew it.|I knew I wasn't the only one.
{32990}{33086}Everyone falls out of the tree now|and then. They just don't admit it.
{33086}{33110}Wait. What?
{33110}{33182}Some of us have a tough time|holding on to branches.
{33182}{33278}It's not like we're bats or something.|We don't have wings to keep us up.
{33278}{33374}And you were in the tree because...?
{33374}{33446}I was looking for my brothers.|They are always in trouble.
{33446}{33518}Brothers? You mean there's more?
{33518}{33566}Sure.
{33590}{33638}- There's lots of us.|- Where?
{33638}{33734}Everywhere.|Under rocks. In holes in the ground.
{33734}{33806}Usually we come out at night|so birds don't carry us off.
{33806}{33854}Help! Help!
{33854}{33902}Help!
{33997}{34093}Well, shave me down and call me|a mole rat. You found another mammoth.
{34093}{34189}Where? Wait a minute.|I thought mammoths were extinct.
{34213}{34333}- What are you looking at me for?|- I don't know. Because you're a mammoth.
{34333}{34429}Me? Don't be ridiculous.|I'm not a mammoth. I'm a possum.
{34429}{34525}Right. Good one. I'm a newt.|This is my friend, the badger.
{34525}{34573}And my other friend, the platypus.
{34573}{34669}Why do I gotta be the platypus?|Make him the platypus.
{34669}{34741}- This guy giving you trouble, sis?|- Sis?
{34741}{34861}That's right. These are my brothers.|Possum, possum, possum.
{34885}{34980}I don't think her tree|goes all the way to the top branch.
{35004}{35076}Manny, brink of extinction's|a bad time to be picky.
{35076}{35124}Hey, she should come with us.
{35124}{35196}Are you insane? No way.
{35196}{35220}OK.
{35244}{35316}Manny wants me to ask you|if you'd like to escape the flood with us.
{35340}{35412}- I'd rather be road kill.|- That can be arranged.
{35412}{35508}Funny. Let me have a little word|with my brothers.
{35508}{35580}Ellie, are you crazy?|We're not going with them.
{35580}{35676}Look, we'll never make it in time|if we only travel at night.
{35676}{35772}These guys can protect us out in the open.|What do you say?
{35796}{35844}Why did you invite them?
{35844}{35916}Cos you might be|the only two mammoths left on Earth.
{35916}{35940}He has a point.
{35940}{36011}Sorry, when did I join|this dating service?
{36011}{36107}My brothers and I|would be delighted to come with you.
{36107}{36179}If you treat us nicely.
{36179}{36227}See that?|That's the total opposite of nice.
{36227}{36299}Maybe we'll have a snack|before we hit the road.
{36299}{36371}You want a piece of us? Let's go.
{36371}{36419}Banzai!
{36419}{36467}- I got 'em.|- Back! Back!
{36515}{36611}You know the best part?|We're carrying diseases.
{36731}{36827}OK, thanks to Sid,|we're now travelling together.
{36827}{36923}And like it or not,|we're going to be one big, happy family.
{36923}{36970}I'll be the daddy,|Ellie will be the mommy.
{36970}{37066}And Diego will be the uncle|who eats the kids who get on my nerves.
{37066}{37162}Now, let's move it before the ground|falls out from under our feet.
{37162}{37234}I thought fat guys|were supposed to be jolly.
{37234}{37330}I'm not fat. It's this fur,|it makes me look big.
{37330}{37402}- It's poofy.|- OK.
{37402}{37450}He's fat.
{38241}{38337}Escaping the flood is the perfect time|to shed those unsightly pounds
{38337}{38409}with Fast Tony's Disaster Diet.
{38433}{38529}You, ma'am, you look|like a big, fat, hairy beast.
{38529}{38601}How would you like|to lose a ton or two?
{38601}{38625}Would I ever.
{38625}{38745}Don't listen to him, Vera.|You're already thin as a twig.
{38745}{38865}I also have the perfect cure|for your eyesight, my blind friend.
{39536}{39584}We'll never make it at this pace.
{39584}{39680}Ellie, it's OK, you can|lose the camouflage. You're safe.
{39680}{39752}OK. Safe? Please.
{39752}{39800}Crash, Eddie, you two go scope it out.
{39800}{39848}- What you got?|- Perimeter all clear.
{39848}{39967}- Roger that. One-niner, over.|- Roger, over, victor...
{39967}{40015}- Guys.|- All clear.
{40159}{40207}Hawk!
{40375}{40447}- What are you doing?|- Playing dead.
{40471}{40543}- Manny, why don't you do that?|- Because I'm a mammoth.
{40543}{40615}But you'd do it for treats, right?
{40639}{40687}Is he gone?
{40735}{40783}You're safe. Get up.
{40807}{40831}Man.
{40831}{40927}If you weren't here, that hawk would have|swooped down and snatched me for dinner.
{40927}{40998}That's how cousin Wilton went.
{41070}{41118}Boy, I really feel for you. I do.
{41118}{41214}I can't even imagine what it'd be like|to be the last one of your species.
{41238}{41334}- I'm not the last one.|- You brave, brave soul.
{41334}{41406}That's right. Don't give up hope.
{41430}{41478}Ellie.
{41478}{41550}Look at our footprints.
{41550}{41598}They're the same shape.
{41622}{41670}Well, how do I know|those aren't your footprints?
{41670}{41718}Well, then,
{41718}{41790}look at our shadows.
{41790}{41838}We match.
{41838}{41910}You're right. They're the same.
{41910}{41958}You must be part possum.
{42029}{42077}You wish.
{42365}{42437}Diego, there are whole continents|moving faster than you.
{42437}{42509}We gotta catch up with the others.
{42701}{42749}Hey. Knock it off.
{42821}{42917}Cry me a river, blubber-tooth tiger.|Have some fun.
{42917}{42988}The ice is thin enough|without you two wearing it down.
{42988}{43036}Diego, come on. The ice may be thin,
{43036}{43180}but it's strong enough to hold|a ten-ton mammoth and a nine-ton possum.
{43684}{43732}Mammal overboard!
{44067}{44139}Ellie, get up.|If you play dead, you'll be dead.
{44139}{44187}Look at me.
{44331}{44379}Diego.
{44571}{44595}Diego.
{44835}{44883}Come on, Diego. Come on.
{44907}{44978}This may sting a little.
{46465}{46537}- What in the animal kingdom was that?|- I don't know.
{46537}{46633}From now on,|land - safe, water - not safe.
{46753}{46825}That was the bravest thing|I've ever seen.
{46825}{46897}- It was nothing. I...|- It's not a compliment.
{46897}{46945}To a possum, bravery is just dumb.
{46945}{47016}- Yeah, we're spineless.|- Lily-livered.
{47016}{47112}Maybe mammoths are going extinct|because they get in danger.
{47112}{47160}Maybe you should run away more.
{47184}{47232}Good point. Thanks for the advice.
{47232}{47280}Happy to help.
{47304}{47400}Do you believe her? "Bravery is dumb.|Maybe you should run away more".
{47400}{47472}She's infuriating|and stubborn and narrow-minded.
{47472}{47520}You like her.
{47520}{47640}- I do not.|- Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
{47640}{47688}- And so is yours.|- What secret?
{47688}{47760}You know, the one where you can't swim.
{47760}{47784}That's ridiculous.
{47784}{47856}Fine. But we're living|in a melting world.
{47856}{47952}You're going to have to|face your fear sooner or later.
{49318}{49366}Almost there.
{49390}{49438}- OK. Ready, Eddie?|- Set.
{49438}{49486}Let's roll.
{49558}{49606}Wait for me.
{49846}{49942}No brakes. Gotta roll.|Meet you at the other end.
{49942}{49989}So you think she's the girl for me?
{49989}{50085}Yeah. She's tons of fun|and you're no fun at all.
{50085}{50133}She completes you.
{50181}{50229}Yeah.
{50229}{50325}Hey, Manny. Can you pull back the tree|and shoot me into the pond?
{50325}{50373}- No.|- Come on.
{50397}{50445}You expect to impress|with that attitude?
{50445}{50469}I don't want to impress.
{50469}{50541}Why are you trying|to convince her she's a mammoth?
{50541}{50637}Because that's what she is.|I don't care if she thinks she's a possum.
{50637}{50733}- You can't be two things.|- Au contraire, Man-fered.
{50733}{50805}Tell that to the bullfrog,|chicken hawk or turtledove.
{50805}{50853}He's never gonna let up on you.
{50853}{50925}It'll be easier on all of us|if you just go with it.
{50972}{51020}So what do you want me to do?
{51020}{51092}Pull the tree|and shoot me into the pond.
{51092}{51116}I don't know.
{51116}{51188}If you're too lame to do it,|we can get Ellie.
{51188}{51260}No, no, no. No, I can do it.|I can do it.
{51260}{51308}Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, come on.
{51308}{51380}- Have you done this before?|- Only a million times.
{51404}{51452}Farther, farther, farther.
{51452}{51524}Perfect. Fire!
{51572}{51620}Yeah! I can fly!
{51908}{51932}Crash!
{51979}{52027}Crash! Crash!
{52051}{52099}- Crash, are you OK?|- What happened?
{52099}{52171}- Manny shot him out of a tree.|- What's wrong with you?
{52171}{52243}- He said he could do it.|- And you listened to him?
{52243}{52339}Crash, whatever you do,|don't go into the light.
{52339}{52387}Can I help in any way here?
{52387}{52459}You've done enough.
{52459}{52555}- Are you happy now?|- Crash, Crash, don't leave me.
{52555}{52627}Who's gonna watch my back?
{52627}{52699}Who's gonna be my wingman of mayhem?
{52699}{52795}Who's gonna roll|in that dung patch with me?
{52795}{52843}Dung patch?
{52843}{52962}- Wait. My legs. I can stand.|- He can stand.
{52962}{53058}- I can run.|- He can run. It's a miracle.
{53058}{53106}Hallelujah!
{53250}{53346}What can I say? They're boys.|They make my life a little adventure.
{53370}{53442}You guys are so dead.|Thanks for embarrassing me.
{53442}{53490}Not the face.
{53730}{53778}Ellie, Ellie, me too.
{53778}{53826}She's not half bad.
{53874}{53946}Crazy and confused, but sweet.
{53946}{53993}So?
{54041}{54089}So what's holding you back?
{54137}{54185}My family.
{54257}{54329}You can have that again, you know.
{54329}{54377}No, Sid, I can't.
{54401}{54497}OK, OK, but think about it.|I mean, if you let this chance go,
{54497}{54617}you're letting your whole species go|and that's just... that's just selfish.
{54761}{54833}I think I'm starting|to get through to him.
{54857}{54929}- Wait, wait. I got you.|- Slowpoke.
{55024}{55120}- Need help?|- No, no. Just catching my breath.
{55120}{55192}- You're stuck.|- I am not.
{55192}{55240}All right, then, let's go.
{55288}{55312}I can't.
{55336}{55384}I'm stuck.
{55384}{55480}Don't you think that picking them up|like this would be easier?
{55864}{55912}Ellie?
{56415}{56487}I know this place.
{59316}{59412}You know, deep down,|I knew I was different.
{59484}{59580}I was a little bigger|than the other possum kids.
{59580}{59628}OK, a lot bigger.
{59676}{59772}Now I understand why the possum boys|didn't find me appealing.
{59772}{59892}That's too bad,|because as far as mammoths go, you're,
{59892}{59963}- you know.|- What?
{60059}{60107}Attractive.
{60107}{60179}- Really?|- Sure.
{60179}{60251}What about me is attractive?
{60299}{60347}I don't know.
{60347}{60395}Well, there's your
{60443}{60491}butt.
{60491}{60563}What about it?
{60563}{60611}It's
{60611}{60659}big.
{60659}{60707}You're just saying that.
{60731}{60803}No, no, no, I mean it.
{60803}{60899}It's huge.|Biggest darn butt I've ever seen.
{60899}{60970}That is really sweet.
{60970}{61018}What a crazy day.
{61018}{61138}This morning I woke up a possum|and now I'm a mammoth.
{63584}{63656}Boy, Manny sure took a big leap|with Ellie today.
{63656}{63704}Sure did.
{63704}{63824}He stood on the shore of uncertainty|and dove right in. Splash.
{63824}{63896}Kind of brave, huh?|The way he faced his fear.
{63896}{63967}I wouldn't know.|Sabres don't feel fear.
{63967}{64087}Come on, all animals feel fear.|It's what separates us from, say, rocks.
{64087}{64135}Rocks have no fear.
{64135}{64231}- And they sink.|- What are you getting at, Sid?
{64231}{64327}It may surprise you to know|that I, too, have experienced fear.
{64327}{64375}No. You?
{64375}{64447}Yeah. Yes, as impossible as it seems,
{64447}{64567}the sloth has natural enemies that would|like to harm or otherwise "kill" us.
{64567}{64639}- I wonder why?|- Jealousy, mostly.
{64639}{64711}But the point is that fear is natural.
{64735}{64783}Fear is for prey.
{64783}{64879}Well, then, you're letting|the water make you its prey.
{64879}{64974}Justjump in and trust your instincts.
{64974}{65022}You know, most animals|can swim as babies.
{65046}{65166}And for a tiger, it's like crawling|on your belly to stalk helpless prey.
{65190}{65286}But faster, OK?|Now, claw, kick, claw, kick.
{65286}{65358}I'm stalking the prey. Claw, kick.
{65358}{65430}I look back over my shoulder|to see if I'm being followed.
{65430}{65478}And I'm breathing.
{65478}{65574}And I'm stalking|and I'm stalking and I'm...
{65598}{65694}- I'm falling.|- Correction. You're sinking.
{65694}{65766}Kind of like a rock.
{65862}{65934}Hey, do we do any special tricks|like roll over?
{65934}{66005}Or do we just throw our weight around?
{66005}{66053}Whoops. Sorry.
{66053}{66101}I don't know my own strength yet.
{66125}{66221}Ellie, do you realise that now|we have a chance to save our species?
{66221}{66317}- Really? How are we gonna do that?|- Well, you know...
{66317}{66365}Did you just...?
{66365}{66461}I'm not a mammoth for five minutes|and you're hitting on me?
{66461}{66557}I wasn't saying...|Not right now. In time.
{66557}{66605}I was just saying that|it's our responsibility.
{66605}{66629}What?
{66653}{66701}All right, that came out wrong. I...
{66701}{66749}You're very pretty, but we just met...
{66749}{66845}Responsibility?|Just doing your duty? Is that it?
{66845}{66940}Ready to make the ultimate sacrifice|to save your species.
{66940}{67060}I got some news for you. You're not saving|the species tonight or any other night.
{67300}{67372}- So, how did it go?|- Not bad.
{67492}{67564}OK, let's go.|We travelled with you all day,
{67564}{67636}now you're coming with us at night.
{67636}{67684}But we can't see at night.
{67684}{67732}Then enjoy the flood.
{67732}{67804}I can't even look at him.
{67804}{67852}Pervert.
{67947}{68067}Making friends everywhere you go.|Just making friends.
{68619}{68691}- Watch out, there's a stump.|- Not anymore.
{68739}{68787}I thought we could walk together.
{68787}{68859}Crash,|ask the mammoth why he thinks that.
{68859}{68931}She said she thinks you're ajerk|and to go away.
{68931}{68978}She didn't say...
{69002}{69074}Look, maybe if we spend more time...
{69074}{69170}Tell him that I need|a little personal space right now.
{69170}{69290}- She said go jump in a lake.|- And possums rule.
{69290}{69362}- I can hear her, you know.|- What do you want? A medal?
{69626}{69674}Stop moving.
{69746}{69794}Thank you.
{69961}{70009}Manny, Ellie. Lock trunks.
{70081}{70129}Now!
{70225}{70321}Crash, Eddie. Grab on to that ledge.
{70441}{70513}- Funny. Now what's your real plan?|- Just do it.
{70513}{70561}- Bye, Eddie.|- Bye, Crash.
{70561}{70633}- Bye, Ellie.|- Go now.
{70729}{70801}I'm sorry if what I said before|offended you.
{70825}{70873}What do you mean "if" it offended me?
{70897}{70968}That it offended her!
{70968}{71016}I mean that, that it offended you.
{71112}{71184}- You just overreacted, that's all.|- What?
{71184}{71232}- Take it back.|- There are other lives at stake here.
{71256}{71304}- He's got a point.|- He's got nothing.
{71304}{71376}- It was a misunderstanding.|- It was insensitive.
{71376}{71424}- Apologise.|- Why me? She overreacted.
{71424}{71496}- Just apologise.|- No.
{71496}{71544}- Do it.|- OK, I'm sorry.
{71568}{71592}What?
{71592}{71640}- He's right. I overreacted.|- You mean...
{71640}{71760}Not another word or I'll come down there|and push you over myself.
{71784}{71832}I got it. I got it.
{71832}{71880}I got it.
{72023}{72071}Manny, Ellie, run! Run!
{72359}{72455}I guess we finally|did something right together.
{72455}{72551}Hey, don't mind me.|Just hanging off the edge of a cliff here.
{73030}{73102}- Remember the good old days?|- Which good old days?
{73102}{73174}You know. Yesterday, last week.
{73174}{73294}Back when the trees went up and down|and the ground stayed under our feet.
{73294}{73366}Yep. Those were the good days.
{73366}{73462}Possums were possums|and mammoths were mammoths.
{73462}{73534}- We should get some sleep.|- Yeah.
{73534}{73654}Tomorrow's the day|the vulture said we're all going to die.
{75356}{75428}Wait a minute.
{75428}{75476}Can I help you?
{75716}{75788}Now, that's what I call respect.
{75836}{75884}Nice.
{76003}{76075}Somebody here likes Sid.
{76099}{76195}Who is your decorator?|I mean, this is fabulous.
{76315}{76363}Fire King.
{76507}{76627}Fire King? Well, you know, it's about time|someone recognised my true potential.
{76627}{76699}Let there be fire.
{78281}{78353}If only the guys could see me now.
{78401}{78473}This is either really good|or really bad.
{78521}{78545}No, no, no.
{78545}{78593}Me Fire King. Why kill Fire King?
{78593}{78689}A thousand years' bad juju|for killing Fire King.
{78689}{78761}Super-heated rock from Earth's core|is surging to the crust,
{78761}{78809}melting ice built up|over thousands of years.
{78809}{78905}You're a very advanced race.|Together, we can look for a solution.
{78905}{78976}We have one - sacrifice the Fire King.
{78976}{79048}- Well, that's not very advanced.|- Worth a shot.
{79048}{79096}No! No!
{79480}{79528}Bad juju!
{80031}{80079}Water? Water!
{80199}{80271}Crash, I told you not to drink|before bed.
{80271}{80343}I didn't do this.|At least, not all of it.
{80343}{80415}- What's happening?|- We overslept. We need to move.
{80415}{80463}What if we're the last creatures|left alive?
{80463}{80511}We'll have to repopulate the Earth.
{80511}{80607}How? Everyone's either|a dude or our sister.
{80631}{80679}Hi. Hey, Manny.
{80679}{80751}Wow. What a night.|You'll never guess what happened.
{80751}{80823}You were sleepwalking.
{80823}{80895}No, no, no. I was kidnapped|by a tribe of mini sloths.
{80895}{80966}- That was gonna be my second guess.|- And they worshiped me.
{80990}{81086}I mean, sure, they tossed me into a|flaming tar pit, but they worshiped me.
{81086}{81158}You were dreaming. Come on, the water's|rising faster than we're moving.
{81182}{81302}I'm telling you, I was kidnapped.|I was worshiped. Guys.
{81302}{81350}Fine.
{81494}{81590}Can we slow down a little?|I'm dying here.
{81686}{81734}It was just a figure of speech.
{81854}{81949}They just sit there, watching us.
{81949}{81997}I wish I knew what they were thinking.
{84155}{84227}There. Now you know|what they were thinking.
{84347}{84419}- Sid!|- What? It's catchy.
{84707}{84779}- We made it.|- Yeah, we showed those scary vultures.
{85378}{85474}It's just a little hot water and steam.|How bad could it be?
{85642}{85714}I just did something|involuntary and messy.
{85738}{85786}OK, come on.
{85810}{85882}Manny. Get back.|It's a minefield out there.
{85882}{85953}There's only one way to go.|Straight through.
{85953}{86049}Straight through? We'd like to|keep the fur on our bodies, thank you.
{86049}{86121}- We'll head back and go around.|- There's no time.
{86121}{86169}The dam will burst before we make it.|We'll drown.
{86169}{86241}If we go through this,|we get blown to bits.
{86241}{86289}- We go forward.|- We go back.
{86289}{86337}- Forward.|- Back.
{86337}{86385}- Can I say something?|- No.
{86409}{86505}- You are so stubborn and hard-headed.|- Well, I guess that proves it.
{86505}{86553}I am a mammoth.
{86601}{86673}- Come on.|- Fine.
{86673}{86745}I don't know. Drowning sounds like|a much gentler way to go.
{86745}{86841}Blown to bits sounds so sudden.
{87080}{87152}He's going to get himself killed.|Manny, wait.
{87152}{87200}Manny.
{87728}{87776}Kids, look, the last mammoth.
{87776}{87848}I just heard you're going extinct.
{87848}{87919}- You can't be two things.|- She thinks you're ajerk.
{87919}{87991}Where's your big, happy family?
{87991}{88039}What's wrong with you?
{88063}{88111}Manny, come on. We gotta go. Now!
{88279}{88303}That way.
{89214}{89358}Do not leave your children unattended.|All unattended children will be eaten.
{89454}{89502}- Have you seen a mammoth?|- No, sorry.
{89502}{89550}- Have you seen a mammoth?|- No.
{89550}{89622}Possum? About 11 foot tall?
{89670}{89742}- Hey, buddy, have you seen a mammoth?|- I sure have. Big as life.
{89742}{89790}- Where?|- I'm looking at him.
{89790}{89838}Not me.
{89838}{89910}Poor guy doesn't know he's a mammoth.
{91276}{91372}- I don't see her anywhere.|- Maybe she's already on board.
{91684}{91732}Hurry, this way. Come on.
{91780}{91852}- There it is.|- Ellie! Help!
{92067}{92115}Come on, come on, run!
{92259}{92307}Push.
{92379}{92451}- You guys gotta go.|- We're not leaving you.
{92451}{92499}- I'm not asking.|- Ellie, no.
{92571}{92619}Ellie, don't worry.|We're going for help.
{92619}{92667}Stay here.
{93002}{93098}- Help us.|- Help! Somebody help.
{93098}{93146}Manny.
{93146}{93194}Manny.
{93290}{93362}- Manny.|- It's Ellie, she's trapped in a cave.
{94753}{94777}Ellie.
{94777}{94825}Manny.
{94897}{94992}- Help!|- I'll save you.
{95088}{95136}Great. Who's gonna save him?
{95208}{95256}You really need to brush.
{95376}{95448}OK, OK, OK. Jump in now.
{95472}{95544}Come on, 'fraidy cat. Come on.
{95544}{95640}You can do this, you can do this,|you can do this.
{95640}{95688}Trust your instincts. Attack the water.
{95688}{95736}I am not your prey. I am not your prey.
{95736}{95808}I am not your prey.
{96335}{96383}Attack the water. Stalking the prey.
{96383}{96479}Claw, kick. Even babies can do it.|Come on.
{96479}{96551}Claw, kick, claw, kick.
{96575}{96647}Hey. I'm stalking the prey.
{96767}{96815}Eddie.
{97126}{97222}You did it, buddy.|You kicked water's butt.
{97222}{97294}Nothing to it. Most animals|can swim as babies, you know.
{97294}{97390}Yeah, but not tigers.|I left that part out.
{97726}{97798}There he is.
{97798}{97846}Ellie, hold on to me.
{98589}{98637}Manny, Manny, behind you.
{99500}{99548}There they are.
{99572}{99620}They made it.
{99860}{99931}We thought we'd never see you again.
{100147}{100195}We're gonna live.
{100267}{100339}We're gonna die.
{102952}{103000}Well, I'm not leaving.
{103000}{103072}Grandpa, let go of the boat.|The flood's over.
{103072}{103192}- This is my boat now.|- Come on, let's go. Come on, come on.
{103192}{103288}Stu. We made it. We're gonna live.
{103288}{103336}Well, I am anyway.
{103384}{103456}I'm thinking about starting|a swim school.
{103456}{103528}Sid's Squids.
{103624}{103696}All hail Fire King.
{103816}{103864}Hi.
{103959}{104079}Fire King avert flood.|Join us, O great and noble flaming one.
{104175}{104271}No, not so fast there, OK.|You make a quality offer.
{104271}{104391}But Fire King has a prior commitment.|His herd needs him.
{104415}{104559}He is the gooey, sticky stuff|that holds us together.
{104583}{104703}He made this herd,|and we'd be nothing without him.
{104703}{104799}- You mean it?|- Sid. Sid.
{104799}{104871}That doesn't mean "want to touch".
{104990}{105038}Don't ask.
{106429}{106501}We're not the last ones anymore.
{106621}{106669}You're not coming?
{106669}{106717}You wanna go with them?
{106717}{106765}I am a mammoth.
{106765}{106837}I should probably be with a mammoth.
{106837}{106885}Don't you think?
{106885}{106932}Yeah, unless...
{106980}{107028}Unless?
{107052}{107100}Unless I...
{107172}{107244}I just wanna say...
{107244}{107316}I need to tell you...
{107340}{107436}I hope you find everything|you're looking for.
{107508}{107556}You too.
{108347}{108491}Manny, you've come a long way since we|met and I'll take full credit for that,
{108491}{108611}but you need to let go of the past|so you can have a future.
{108707}{108755}- Go after her.|- It's OK.
{108779}{108827}We'll always be here for you.
{108851}{108946}- I'll keep in touch.|- Yeah, yeah. You're a good friend.
{108946}{108994}Point made. Now, go on. Scat.
{109138}{109210}Our Manny's growing up.
{109234}{109306}Ellie! Ellie!
{109402}{109450}Manny.
{109474}{109570}Ellie, I don't want us|to be together because we have to.
{109570}{109642}I want us to be together|because we want to.
{109642}{109690}And I wanna be with you, Ellie.
{109714}{109834}- What do you say?|- Manny, I thought you were going...
{109929}{109977}You're possum enough for me.
{110313}{110433}Well, it's just you and me now.|Two bachelors knocking about in the wild.
{110457}{110505}Fine. But I'm not gonna carry you.
{110505}{110625}- I still have my pride, you know.|- Come on, buddy, for old time's sake.
{110625}{110673}I'll carry him.
{110721}{110769}- But your herd's leaving.|- We are now.
{110793}{110817}Shotgun!
{110865}{110936}Manny, who do you like better?|Me or Diego?
{110936}{111008}- Diego. It's not even close.|- Told you.
{111008}{111080}Manny, you can't choose|between your kids.
{111080}{111152}He's not my kid. Not even my dog.
{111152}{111200}If I had a dog and my dog had a kid...
{111200}{111272}and the dog's kid had a pet,|that would be Sid.
{111272}{111344}- Can I have a dog, Manny?|- No.
{111344}{111392}- Ellie, can I have a dog?|- Of course you can, sweetie.
{111392}{111488}Ellie,|we have to be consistent with him.
{114677}{114749}I saved you, little buddy.
{115036}{115108}Calm down.|I saved you, little buddy. Remember?
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