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Hello?
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Jamie!
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Jamie, I'm down here!
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Jamie, get away from her,
she's a fucking psycho!
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Jamie!
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How is it?
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- Delicious.
- Thanks, mate.
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Mate?
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We're not plumbers, Jamie.
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Right, yeah.
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Sorry.
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Thinking about
she-who-must-not-be-named again?
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No, no, no.
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Well, a bit.
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I haven't heard from her.
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We've been through this, Jamie.
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You need to forget
about Fran and move on.
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I know it's tough but she certainly has.
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Off to Japan without so much as a peep
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to her so-called best friend.
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But you've got me now,
and I'm not going anywhere.
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Hope you've left some
from for the kedgeree.
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Oh, Franny.
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You're awake.
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I'm so glad.
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What the hell is going on, Kat?
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What the fuck do you want?
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Oh, sounds like somebody's hungry.
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Seeing as you won't be
going to Japan anymore,
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I thought I might bring
a bit of Japan to you.
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You might regret that when you see what
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you'll be eating from now on.
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Well...
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Jamie, help!
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I'm down here!
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Jamie, please help!
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Oh no, this place is
totally soundproofed.
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I could skin you alive and
Jamie wouldn't hear a squeak.
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If this is a weird sex thing,
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I need you to know I'm actually
pretty vanilla, you know?
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I'm a glass of pinot
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and three minutes of
disappointment kind of a girl.
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If you want more than that you're
gonna have to just kill me now.
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Don't be silly, Fran.
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If I killed you you
wouldn't be able to watch.
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Watch what?
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Jamie, of course.
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Oh, lovely Jamie happily
going about her life with me.
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Her new best friend.
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Now it's your turn to
be cast aside helpless
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while she forgets you even exist.
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You're gonna spend the
rest of your miserable life
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learning just how crazy
that can make you feel.
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You did all of this because
Jamie became my friend at school?
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Have you ever thought about therapy or,
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I don't know, taking
up a flute or something?
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I don't know.
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Knock down some flats,
offer Jamie a place to live,
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drive a wedge between you two.
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It was almost disappointingly
easy, to be honest.
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But you've not been
very thorough, have you?
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Because news flash, nut
bag, your new best friend
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is a contract killer.
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And so am I.
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Well your boss is going to
come looking for you, isn't he?
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Yeah.
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But do you think if I could
talk to Mr. V, maybe it might...
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No, he's not gonna be
very interested in t...
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How did you know his name was Mr. V?
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His name?
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You know that new client who
keeps giving us these amazing jobs?
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Mr. V?
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Holy shit.
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That look on your face, Fran.
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Do you mind if I smoke?
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But it's not easy tracking
down trained killers,
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it took me years, but then I...
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Then I engineered a perfect
excuse to bump into you.
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Class of '89 reunion!
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I'm head of the organising committee.
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Control freak alert.
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And set myself up as Mr. V.
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pulling contracts off the dark web.
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It really is amazing
what you find on there,
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and then giving them
to my two new clients.
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There was something so fucking delicious
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about knowing where you
were, who you were with,
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who you were killing.
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Pulling all the strings between you.
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And there is a little sofa emoji
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hurdling its way down the M6.
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And without Mr. V how could
I execute my master stroke?
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We've got sent another job.
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The Japan job.
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I'm embarrassed to show
you the salary, but...
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What better way to pander
to your pathetic ego?
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Pull your friendship apart.
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I think you should go, Fran.
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Make Jamie believe that you'd
fallen off the map forever.
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Maybe it would've been
easier to take up the flute,
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but why play an instrument
when you can play the orchestra?
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Fucking psycho.
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You fuck, fucking
psycho, you psycho bitch!
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Get away, bitch!
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Temper temper.
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Oh, I nearly forgot.
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I thought you might need something
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to help you through this difficult time.
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Hello and welcome to
"It's All About You"
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with me, Kat Gateskill.
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- Chapter one, destiny is a three letter word.
- I only smoke after sex.
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Y-O-U.
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- Are you ready to live a new life for the...
- You just got fucked.
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Are you ready to live a life
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filled with adventure and new horizons?
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Are you ready to break free
and start really enjoying life?
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I've never been to Fiji, but
I'd like to go there one day.
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They say that no man is an island.
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That's true, I'm not an island,
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I'm a continent and so are you.
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I sincerely hope that completing this
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- 12 hour introduction course...
- Yes, yes.
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is just a first step
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on an exciting new journey.
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Well you've locked me in
a basement, so I doubt it!
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But for now, have a good afternoon.
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And remember, you deserve it.
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Oh, thank God.
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- Hello and welcome to...
- No, no shut up!
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Shut up, shut up!
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- Right, what have I got?
- Are you ready to live
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- a life filled with adventure.
- Great, dog food.
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- And new horizons.
- Oh God, not even Iams, the stingy cow.
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Right, this is 40% beef, meaty chunks,
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guaranteed glossy coats.
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Now I'm in.
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I mean, how bad can it be?
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And the potential of you
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for the beginning of living
openly and courageously
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in your own personal universe.
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Right, you're not
responding to my messages,
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but you will not be able
to resist singing along to
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our karaoke song.
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I'll be Danny and the boys, obvs.
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♪ Summer lovin', had me a blast ♪
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♪ Lo-lovin' happened so fast ♪
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♪ I met a girl crazy for me ♪
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♪ Met a boy cute as can be ♪
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♪ Summer days drifting away ♪
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♪ To uh, oh those summer nights ♪
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♪ Oh well, oh well, oh well oh ♪
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The only person stopping you
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from going out there and
getting everything you want,
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everything you deserve.
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All it takes for you to break free...
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- Yes, yes!
- is the belief that
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- you can break free.
- Come on!
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Repeat after me.
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I have trapped myself,
I have trapped myself,
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I have trapped myself.
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I can free myself.
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Come on, say it with me.
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I can free myself, I can free myself.
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Do you ever get that
feeling like you're trapped?
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In your own...
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Well, me too.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm
trapped in my own success.
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♪ Those summer nights ♪
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Okay, I was a little bit
off on that key change,
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so you will have to adjust
your line accordingly.
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But, seriously mate, though,
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will you let me know that you're okay?
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I miss you.
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I believe it was the late
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great Walt Disney who once
said "If you can dream it,
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- you can do it."
- That's my phone.
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Yes, Jamie, go in, go
in, go in, get it, get it!
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Jamie, Jamie, behind you!
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Jamie?
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Oh, Kat, you scared me.
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Why have you got a gun?
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Two women on their own
out in the countryside,
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a big house like this.
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Can't be too careful.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, I couldn't sleep.
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I was just thinking
about checking the windows
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were shut because I didn't want
your office to fill with bats.
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Oh.
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Night.
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You're exploring the world.
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You're climbing every mountain
and swimming every sea.
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Get that feeling like you're trapped.
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Right, what's for dessert?
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Mutton, beef, baked beans?
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I can relate.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm
trapped in my own success.
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- You utter bitch!
- Anger is not your friend.
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Bitch!
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Oh, morning.
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Get back to sleep okay?
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Going somewhere?
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Sorry, Kat, I need to go
and check that Fran's okay.
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Oh, Jamie, how many times?
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She's on the other side of the world.
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Yeah, I think there's
something seriously wrong.
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Fran doesn't want you to
contact her ever again.
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She was very explicit about that.
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I don't remember telling you that.
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No, I just mean her soft
launch, the way she behaved.
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She was basically saying "Fuck you".
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Kat, listen, I just feel
that something's not right.
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And I know Fran messed
up, but whatever happens
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she'll always be my best friend.
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- And if I think she might be in trouble.
- Fran, Fran, Fran, Fran.
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Why do I have to keep
hearing about fucking Fran?
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She's gone, you idiot!
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Oh my God, Kat.
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Oh.
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Kat, you're bleeding.
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Oh, Jamie, I'm sorry, you're right.
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If you're worried about your friend,
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you should go and check on her.
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Thanks, Kat.
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Maybe I could make you
something yummy before you go.
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Don't want to send you
off with an empty stomach.
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Okay, a quick snack
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and then I've gotta go.
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Okay.
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Well, you set the table and
I'll throw something together.
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There's only the absence of success.
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And you can try this
exercise anywhere; in bed,
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at a picnic with friends.
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Just take a deep breath
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- and say I am in control.
- The fuck is that?
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Oh, my God.
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Jamie, don't eat anything she gives you.
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- Jamie, Jamie!
- Everything else is welcome to be forgiven.
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- Oh come on, think.
- Climbing every mountain
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- and swimming every sea.
- Think, think, think.
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The best part?
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You're only just getting started.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Can someone else suffer for you?
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Can someone else feel pleasure for you?
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How about, can someone
achieve your goals for you?
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Hope you're hungry!
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Oh.
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Smells great.
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Jamie, you've forgotten my spoon.
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Honestly, if your
head wasn't screwed on.
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That's the day you start
living your life for you.
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Here we go, yes!
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Ah.
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I want you to promise me
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that you'll never say the words
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"It was somebody else's
fault" ever again.
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If you're not happy with your situation,
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it's nobody's fault but...
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00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:38,198
What's that?
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00:15:38,298 --> 00:15:40,277
Oh, don't worry, I think
I know what's happened.
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00:15:40,377 --> 00:15:42,375
You wait here.
262
00:15:53,685 --> 00:15:55,104
Where are you, Fran?
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Oh my...
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00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:16,005
I sincerely hope that completing
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00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,323
this 12 hour introductory course is just
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00:16:18,423 --> 00:16:21,560
- the first step on an exciting...
- Oh fuck, fuck.
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00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,798
But for now, it's goodbye from me.
268
00:16:23,898 --> 00:16:25,357
Kat Gateskill.
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With love, hugs, and
bucket loads of positivity.
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00:16:31,252 --> 00:16:35,268
- You deserve it.
- Okay, you wanna play,
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I'll fucking play.
272
00:16:43,721 --> 00:16:45,719
Jamie?
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00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,897
Jamie!
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00:16:47,997 --> 00:16:49,536
Oh, there you are.
275
00:16:49,636 --> 00:16:52,813
We have to go now, I think
there might be an intruder.
276
00:16:52,913 --> 00:16:54,092
What are you doing with this?
277
00:16:54,192 --> 00:16:56,170
Have you been going through my office?
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00:16:56,270 --> 00:16:58,048
I can't believe you'd abuse my trust.
279
00:16:58,148 --> 00:16:59,407
What have you done with Fran
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00:16:59,507 --> 00:17:01,006
and what are you doing
with that shotgun?
281
00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:03,104
I'll explain that later,
but now we have to go.
282
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,040
Why can't you just do what
you're fucking told for once?
283
00:17:10,298 --> 00:17:12,116
You were my best friend first.
284
00:17:12,216 --> 00:17:14,214
She was just a new girl.
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00:17:21,648 --> 00:17:22,986
Are you ready to break free
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00:17:23,086 --> 00:17:25,085
and start really enjoying life?
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Here's a secret: you...
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00:17:32,798 --> 00:17:34,576
Jamie!
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00:17:34,676 --> 00:17:37,434
Shit.
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00:17:39,872 --> 00:17:41,810
I want to open your mind,
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just like you've opened this book.
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For an account on my website,
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look at the other side of this book.
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Shit.
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Jamie.
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00:18:23,074 --> 00:18:25,072
I just want to talk.
297
00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:02,179
Jamie.
298
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I know we can work this out,
299
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I just want what's best for you.
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Jamie.
301
00:19:08,154 --> 00:19:10,152
Jamie.
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Jamie.
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Come on.
304
00:19:22,981 --> 00:19:24,160
Jamie?
305
00:19:26,058 --> 00:19:27,058
You're here!
306
00:19:27,097 --> 00:19:28,896
Yes, I am. I've been
here the whole time.
307
00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:31,074
- What? In the maze?
- No.
308
00:19:31,174 --> 00:19:32,572
No, she locked me in the
basement after the soft launch.
309
00:19:32,652 --> 00:19:34,471
Oh, Fran, I'm so sorry.
310
00:19:34,571 --> 00:19:35,750
You were totally right.
311
00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:37,148
- Yeah.
- She's insane.
312
00:19:37,248 --> 00:19:38,707
She's trying to kill me.
313
00:19:38,807 --> 00:19:40,226
Listen, she had the house
hooked up with cameras
314
00:19:40,326 --> 00:19:41,984
and I saw everything.
315
00:19:42,084 --> 00:19:43,583
Were you watching me on the toilet?
316
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,021
Why would your mind go there first?
317
00:19:45,121 --> 00:19:47,120
Okay, but were you though?
318
00:19:48,199 --> 00:19:50,217
No.
319
00:19:50,317 --> 00:19:51,376
Really good to see you.
320
00:19:51,476 --> 00:19:53,134
Oh, you too, mate.
321
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,372
Okay.
322
00:19:55,472 --> 00:19:57,051
Yeah.
323
00:19:57,151 --> 00:20:00,328
Let's get outta here.
324
00:20:03,425 --> 00:20:05,044
Well isn't this perfect?
325
00:20:05,144 --> 00:20:07,961
Fran getting between
me and Jamie yet again.
326
00:20:08,061 --> 00:20:09,880
You've only got one shot left.
327
00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:12,597
Don't worry, this thing
can rip through a car door.
328
00:20:12,697 --> 00:20:14,695
One shot's enough for the pair of you.
329
00:20:16,894 --> 00:20:20,091
Why couldn't you just
be my friend, Jamie?
330
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:23,168
That's all I wanted.
331
00:20:24,087 --> 00:20:28,284
I became a multimillionaire,
I put you up in a palace,
332
00:20:29,123 --> 00:20:31,301
I got my teeth fixed.
333
00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:36,296
And still, you're choosing her over me.
334
00:20:36,396 --> 00:20:39,534
That's not exactly how
friendship works though, is it?
335
00:20:39,634 --> 00:20:41,612
People fucking died so
we could be together.
336
00:20:41,712 --> 00:20:42,811
Wait, what?
337
00:20:42,911 --> 00:20:45,169
Oh, I'll tell you later.
338
00:20:45,269 --> 00:20:46,847
Wait, Kat.
339
00:20:46,947 --> 00:20:49,605
We can still be friends,
we can all three be friends.
340
00:20:49,705 --> 00:20:52,362
I mean, three is a great
number for friendship.
341
00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:54,081
The Three Amigos.
342
00:20:54,181 --> 00:20:56,519
Harry, Hermione, Ron, the Sugarbabes.
343
00:20:56,619 --> 00:20:58,157
I know there were a lot of lineups,
344
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,655
but at base always just the three.
345
00:21:02,174 --> 00:21:03,872
Wow.
346
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,870
You really mean that, Jamie?
347
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:06,970
The three of us?
348
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:08,968
Definitely.
349
00:21:10,127 --> 00:21:12,285
Sorry, Jamie, but three's a crowd.
350
00:21:23,755 --> 00:21:25,613
She poisoned the food, I knew it.
351
00:21:25,713 --> 00:21:28,251
No, she poisoned your
food. I saw her do it.
352
00:21:28,351 --> 00:21:30,769
I switched the bowls.
353
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,241
I'm sorry.
354
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,840
A bit late for that.
355
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,398
I know she's trying to kill us,
356
00:21:42,498 --> 00:21:45,476
but is it weird that I actually
feel kind of bad for her?
357
00:21:45,576 --> 00:21:48,193
I mean, her last words were "I'm sorry".
358
00:21:48,293 --> 00:21:49,312
I'm sorry I didn't kill you both.
359
00:21:49,412 --> 00:21:50,511
Jesus!
360
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,308
Still feeling sorry for her?
361
00:21:54,408 --> 00:21:56,546
- Not at all, no.
- No, shall we?
362
00:21:56,646 --> 00:21:57,785
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
363
00:21:57,885 --> 00:21:59,044
- Come on.
- Come on.
364
00:21:59,045 --> 00:22:00,282
Let's go.
365
00:22:00,882 --> 00:22:03,020
So, just to recap...
366
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,458
How many more times? I did
not see you take a dump.
367
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:07,416
Oh God, oh.
368
00:22:07,516 --> 00:22:08,895
- Hang on, it's this way.
- No, no, no, it's not.
369
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:09,995
This is way.
370
00:22:10,074 --> 00:22:11,373
- I'm sure.
- Oh no, come this way.
371
00:22:11,473 --> 00:22:12,652
- Oh, okay.
- No, trust me, trust me.
372
00:22:12,752 --> 00:22:14,330
Okay.
373
00:22:14,430 --> 00:22:16,528
No, it's just it would kinda
change the dynamic of things.
374
00:22:16,628 --> 00:22:19,566
What, the dynamic of
who's seen who do a poo?
375
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:21,604
Yeah, I mean basically to even things up
376
00:22:21,704 --> 00:22:24,002
I'd have to then view you doing a poo.
377
00:22:24,102 --> 00:22:25,467
Well if we don't get out of here soon
378
00:22:25,468 --> 00:22:26,480
that's gonna become a reality.
379
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:28,438
- Oh, that's it.
- Okay, this is the exit.
380
00:22:28,538 --> 00:22:30,536
- Oh.
- Oh, for God's sake.
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00:22:31,136 --> 00:22:36,136
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