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- [Explosions]
- [Gunfire]
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[Man Narrating] In the last year of the World War,
the Tomainian nation began to weaken.
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Behind her lines
revolution had broken out.
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Her diplomats were frantically
suing for peace...
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while at the front
Tomainia's army fought on...
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confident its war machine
was invincible...
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confident its war machine
would smash the enemy's lines.
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Big Bertha, a cannon that could
hurl a projectile a hundred miles...
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was this day to make
its first appearance on the Western Front...
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was this day to strike terror
into the hearts of the enemy.
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Seventy-five miles away was her target,
the cathedral of Notre Dame.
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[Officer]
Range: 95,452!
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- Range: 95,452!
- Yes, sir!
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- Stand clear!
- Fire!
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[Shell Whistling]
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Hey!
Stand by your trigger.
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Yes, sir.
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Range correction: 95,455!
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- Range: 95,455!
- Yes, sir!
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Breach secured!
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Stand clear!
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Ready! Fire!
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[Thudding, Static, Horn Blowing,
Electricity Crackling]
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[Plunk]
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Defective shell.
We'll examine it. Come on.
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Come on.
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[Click]
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- We'd better check the fuse.
- Yes, check the fuse.
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Yes, sir. The fuse.
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[Hissing]
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Look out! Come on! Run!
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[Airplanes Droning]
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[Explosion]
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- What's that?
- An air raid!
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- They're after Big Bertha!
- Right! To the antiaircraft gun!
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- To the gun!
- Quick!
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[Gunfire]
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Hey! Have you gone crazy?
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Come down out of there!
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Get up there, will you!
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What do you think you're doing?
Have you gone crazy?
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- Sorry, sir -
- Sir! Report from Captain Snout!
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The enemy have broken through!
Every man to the front!
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Muster the gun crew, quick!
You, report to Sergeant Bloom.
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- Come on!
- Yes, sir!
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- [Explosion]
- Get your hand grenades there, soldiers.
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Come on there.
Get your hand grenades.
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Hey, soldier! Where's your hand grenade?
Hey, come here!
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- Where's your hand grenade?
- Haven't got any, sir.
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Give him a hand grenade.
Go on.
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[Explosion]
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Keep moving. Come along.
Move forward.
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Hurry it up.
Come along. Hurry up.
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Pardon me, sir, but to work this -
How do you -
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Pull the pin, count 10 and throw it.
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[Explosions Continue]
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- [Whistle Blows]
- Let 'em have it!
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[Explosions, Gunfire]
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[Officer]
Hey, come on!
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[Gunfire Continues]
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Hey, this is no time to scratch.
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[Grenade Explodes]
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Here, pull yourself together.
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Take this.
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Forward!
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Hey, you men! Fall in here!
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Hey, you, come on!
Hurry it up there!
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Order! Arms!
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Ow!
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Prepare to attack!
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Forward!
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[Explosions, Gunfire]
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[Explosions, Gunfire Go Silent]
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Captain!
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Yoo-hoo!
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Capit�n!
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Yoo-hoo!
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[Chuckles]
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- There you are.
- Huh?
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Hmm?
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Oh, excuse me!
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The enemy!
Come on, fellas! Let's get him!
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[Gunfire]
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- [Knocking]
- Good afternoon, sir. May I come in?
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- Who is it?
- Friend.
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Come in.
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- Sir.
- What division?
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21 st Artillery, sir.
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Take this. Hold 'em off.
And keep firing.
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- I'll be back in a moment.
- Yes, sir.
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[Explosion]
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[Bullet Ricochets]
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[Soldier]
Help! Comrade, help!
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- What is it?
- I'm exhausted.
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Quick! Help me to my plane!
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- Yes, sir.
- [Groaning]
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- Thank you, my lad.
- Steady.
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I'll see you get
the Tomainian Cross for this.
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That's all right, sir.
I'm only too willing to oblige.
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[Plane Engine Idling]
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Oh, you saved my life.
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- Thank you.
- I'll strap you in.
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I'm weak.
I can't make it alone.
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- You'll have to stay with me.
- All right, sir.
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- Can you fly a plane?
- I can try.
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[Sighs, Groans]
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Quick! Lift my hand to the stick.
I haven't the strength.
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- Take charge of that gun, Sergeant!
- Yes, sir!
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The enemy! They're coming!
Quick! Lift my hand to the throttle!
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[Pilot Laughing]
We'll fool 'em!
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- Here. Hold on to these dispatches.
- Yes, sir.
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If we can deliver them to General Schmelloffel,
Tomainia may yet win the day!
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[Laughs]
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- I think I'm going to faint.
- Oh, don't say that.
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[Groans]
I'm sorry, old man.
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- Huh?
- I'm sorry.
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Oh, wait - Please! Hey!
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- [Engine Sputtering]
- Hey, mister!
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- Hey!
- Where am I?
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- Don't you know me?
- Oh, yes. Of course.
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- Of course.
- Yes.
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Yes, I - I feel better now.
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- Ah.
- The blood's returning to my head.
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What's below?
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- Looks like the sun.
- The sun?
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- Seems to be shining upwards.
- Strange.
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- How's the gas?
- Terrible. It kept me awake all night.
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No, no, no!
The gasoline in the tank!
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Oh. Almost empty.
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We must be nearly there.
What time is it?
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Time?
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About, approximately, one minute to 12:00.
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[Coughs]
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Strange.
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Look at that.
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Huh! Huh.
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Seem to be defying
the laws of gravity.
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Hmm.
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[Groans]
Water!
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- Huh?
- Quick! I'm going to faint!
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- Uh, wait a while. Wait a wh -
- [Groaning]
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You'll get - We'll get into trouble
if you faint any more now.
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- Ohh. Ohh.
- Now be careful.
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- Here now. Just hold it.
- Quick.
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- Hold it. Hold it. I think I can - We'll just see -
- [Groaning Continues]
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Faint. Water.
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[Groaning Continues]
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- What on -
- Oh, water.
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- Here, take it!
- Oh! Quick!
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- There's something wrong.
- Oh! Ohh!
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Oh, I can't reach it.
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Oh, water! Faint!
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Ah! Oh, it's all gone!
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What's the matter?
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- This belt is too tight.
- Well, loosen it.
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I'm trying to.
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- [Engine Sputtering]
- We're upside down.
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- I know it.
- Give me that stick!
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- Impossible.
- [Engine Stops]
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Oh. There it goes.
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We're out of gas.
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Well, I suppose this is the end.
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- Cigarette?
- Not now.
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Then I shan't need this anymore.
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What month is it?
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April.
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Spring in Tomainia.
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Hilda will be in the garden now
tending the daffodils.
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How she loves daffodils.
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She would never cut them
for fear of hurting them.
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It was like taking a life
to cut a daffodil.
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Sweet, gentle Hilda.
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A beautiful soul.
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And she loved animals.
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And little children too.
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[Groaning]
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We've landed! Dispatches!
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Comrade, where are you?
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Comrade!
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Comrade, the dispatches!
Tell me, where are they?
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- Are you hurt?
- Quick! Take me to General Schmelloffel!
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- What's that?
- Hurry, man!
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If I don't deliver these dispatches at once,
we're defeated!
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- Well, the war's over.
- What?
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- We lost.
- Lost?
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[Sobbing]
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[Announcer]
Hynkel Party Takes Power!
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Meanwhile, the Jewish soldier,
ex-barber, veteran of the World War...
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suffered a loss of memory and remained an inmate
of the soldier's hospital for many years.
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He was ignorant of the profound change
that had come over Tomainia.
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Hynkel the dictator ruled the nation
with an iron fist.
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Under the new emblem of the Double Cross
liberty was banished...
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free speech was suppressed...
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and only the voice of Hynkel was heard.
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[Speaking Tomainian: Mock German]
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... und ze sauerkraut!
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[Coughing]
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Baloney.
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Baloney -
[Tomainian]
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[Cheering]
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[Interpreter]
Adenoid Hynkel has just said...
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yesterday Tomainia was down,
but today she has risen.
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[Cheering Continues]
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[Cheering Stops]
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[Tomainian]
Democratzy shtunk!
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[Interpreter]
Democracy is fragrant.
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[Tomainian]
Liberty shtunk!
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[Interpreter]
Liberty is odious.
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[Tomainian]
Free sprechen shtunk!
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[Interpreter]
Freedom of speech is objectionable.
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[Tomainian]
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[Interpreter]
Tomainia has the greatest army in the world.
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[Tomainian]
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[Interpreter]
The greatest navy in the world.
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[Tomainian]
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[Interpreter]
But to remain great we must sacrifice.
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[Tomainian]
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[Interpreter]
We must tighten our belts.
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[Officer]
Hail Hynkel!
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[Tomainian]
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Ah, Herring.
Poopschen Herring.
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Bismarck Herring!
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[Interpreter] The Phooey now speaks to
the Field Marshal Herring, the minister of war.
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[Tomainian]
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From the hearten...
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Und Garbitsch. Herr Garbitsch.
[Continues In Tomainian]
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[Interpreter] He is now addressing
Herr Garbitsch, Minister of the Interior.
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Herr Garbitsch. Ah.
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Herring shutten smelten fine
from Garbitsch...
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und Garbitsch shutten smelten fine
from Herring.
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[Sniffles]
Herring und Garbitsch.
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[Interpreter] His Excellency
recalls the struggles of his early days...
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shared by his two loyal comrades.
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[Tomainian]
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[Coughing]
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[Tomainian]
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Ah, und the Aryan...
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und the Aryan maiden -
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Ah, the Aryan maiden.
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[Tomainian]
Ah, the delicatessen mit ze schoe...
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und the flaxen mit ze stress.
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Ach, und the Holstein...
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mit the muss.
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Ah, ze muss!
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Und der kinder Katzenjammer.
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The Katzenjammer mit the...
[Tomainian Continues]
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Hail Soldiers for Hynkel!
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[Crowd Cheering]
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[Cheering Stops]
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00:18:53,745 --> 00:18:55,580
Zein the Aryan...
251
00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:57,165
und now der Juden.
252
00:18:57,249 --> 00:18:59,500
[Snorting]
253
00:18:59,585 --> 00:19:01,294
Der Juden!
254
00:19:01,378 --> 00:19:04,380
[Tomainian]
...da sauerkraut mit the Juden.
255
00:19:14,475 --> 00:19:17,268
Und da strangulation mit da...
256
00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:23,858
[Shouting]
257
00:19:23,942 --> 00:19:25,776
Der Juden.
258
00:19:25,861 --> 00:19:28,779
Ohh, der Juden.
259
00:19:29,781 --> 00:19:32,241
[Interpreter] His Excellency
has just referred to the Jewish people.
260
00:19:33,577 --> 00:19:36,579
[Crowd Cheering]
261
00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:40,791
[Cheering Stops]
262
00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:42,668
Und now...
263
00:19:42,753 --> 00:19:45,755
[Tomainian]
264
00:19:54,306 --> 00:19:55,598
Europe...
265
00:19:55,682 --> 00:19:58,601
Blitzkrieg French...
266
00:19:58,685 --> 00:20:01,854
and final straff und en France...
267
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:04,690
and straff mit eine Finland!
268
00:20:04,775 --> 00:20:07,235
Und mine straff mit Russia...
269
00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:10,321
[Continues In Tomainian]
270
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:22,458
Tomainia!
271
00:20:22,543 --> 00:20:25,086
[Crowd Cheering]
272
00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:27,088
[Interpreter]
In conclusion, the Phooey remarks...
273
00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:31,175
that for the rest of the world
he has nothing but peace in his heart.
274
00:21:01,081 --> 00:21:03,666
[Interpreter]
We now pause for station identification.
275
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,668
[Announcer]
This is the Peri-mutuel Network...
276
00:21:05,752 --> 00:21:08,170
bringing you direct from Tomainia
Adenoid Hynkel's address...
277
00:21:08,255 --> 00:21:10,172
to the sons and daughters
of the Double Cross.
278
00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:14,176
The English Interpreter is Heinrich Schtick,
Adenoid Hynkel's personal translator...
279
00:21:14,261 --> 00:21:16,679
who is apparently reading
from a prepared manuscript.
280
00:21:16,763 --> 00:21:18,681
Stand by for further commentary.
281
00:21:18,765 --> 00:21:20,558
- Go ahead, Tomainia.
- [Barks Command]
282
00:21:20,642 --> 00:21:23,311
[Schtick]
His Excellency is about to descend the stairs.
283
00:21:23,395 --> 00:21:24,729
[Tomainian]
284
00:21:29,443 --> 00:21:32,236
Ach! Ohh! Your Excellency!
285
00:21:32,321 --> 00:21:34,447
[Groans]
Are you hurt? Oh!
286
00:21:34,531 --> 00:21:37,116
Straff! Straff da fluten flavin
da cheesen cracken!
287
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,743
Da fluten da banana!
288
00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:40,745
[Tomainian]
Da banana!
289
00:21:40,829 --> 00:21:43,831
[Arguing In Tomainian]
290
00:21:45,876 --> 00:21:47,460
- Da banana!
- Da bitte booben!
291
00:21:47,544 --> 00:21:49,712
[Tomainian]
292
00:21:49,796 --> 00:21:51,797
- Banana!
- Banana!
293
00:21:51,882 --> 00:21:55,384
Dein big booben!
[Tomainian] Cheesen crackers!
294
00:21:55,469 --> 00:21:56,886
Banana.
295
00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:58,471
[Groans]
296
00:22:03,435 --> 00:22:05,353
Inside, da booben.
297
00:22:05,437 --> 00:22:07,938
[Hynkel, In English]
You ride in the other car.
298
00:22:12,402 --> 00:22:14,070
[Hynkel]
Thank you, children.
299
00:22:15,989 --> 00:22:17,907
[Schtick]
His Excellency seems well pleased...
300
00:22:17,991 --> 00:22:22,495
as he's greeted by a committee
of Tomainian children and their mothers.
301
00:22:22,579 --> 00:22:25,790
Now he pauses
before a woman with a child.
302
00:22:28,168 --> 00:22:30,002
Camera.
303
00:22:30,087 --> 00:22:32,004
[Schtick]
Even the baby is thrilled...
304
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,715
and seems all smiles
at His Excellency's attention.
305
00:22:57,322 --> 00:22:59,365
[Women]
Hail Hynkel!
306
00:22:59,449 --> 00:23:01,784
[Schtick] His Excellency leaves
the scene of his triumph...
307
00:23:01,868 --> 00:23:04,787
and will return to the palace along
Hynkelstrasse, the avenue of culture...
308
00:23:04,871 --> 00:23:07,123
where he will pass Tomainia's
modern masterpieces...
309
00:23:07,207 --> 00:23:09,709
The Venus of Today
and The Thinker of Tomorrow.
310
00:23:18,677 --> 00:23:20,052
- How was it?
- The speech?
311
00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:22,304
- Yes.
- Oh, very good.
312
00:23:22,389 --> 00:23:25,641
Thought your reference to the Jews
might have been a little more violent.
313
00:23:25,726 --> 00:23:28,477
- What?
- You've got to rouse the people's anger.
314
00:23:28,562 --> 00:23:33,065
At this time, violence against the Jews
might take the public's mind off its stomach.
315
00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:35,067
Hmm. Perhaps you're right.
316
00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:37,737
Things have been quiet
in the ghetto lately.
317
00:23:57,841 --> 00:24:00,342
## [Man Humming]
318
00:24:01,511 --> 00:24:03,429
Good morning, Mr. Jaeckel.
319
00:24:03,513 --> 00:24:05,181
What's good about it?
320
00:24:05,265 --> 00:24:07,266
Well, conditions could be worse.
321
00:24:07,350 --> 00:24:10,770
If you think they could be worse,
you have a great imagination.
322
00:24:10,854 --> 00:24:13,063
Aha. You heard Hynkel's speech.
323
00:24:13,148 --> 00:24:16,400
I heard nothing.
I've got my own troubles.
324
00:24:16,485 --> 00:24:19,403
Well, you're better off
than a lot of other people.
325
00:24:19,488 --> 00:24:22,782
- What have you heard from the barber?
- Still in the hospital.
326
00:24:22,866 --> 00:24:25,534
Aye. Ever since the war
he's been there.
327
00:24:25,619 --> 00:24:26,869
Yep.
328
00:24:26,953 --> 00:24:29,580
Why don't you try and rent
his barbershop for him?
329
00:24:29,664 --> 00:24:31,624
He won't let me.
330
00:24:31,708 --> 00:24:34,460
Every few weeks
he writes to say he's coming back.
331
00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:37,630
It seems a pity it should be idle
all these years.
332
00:24:37,714 --> 00:24:39,632
Well, why worry?
333
00:24:39,716 --> 00:24:42,802
With the taxes the government
will soon take it away from him.
334
00:24:42,886 --> 00:24:44,595
Aye, perhaps you're right.
335
00:24:44,679 --> 00:24:46,806
It isn't such a good morning after all.
336
00:24:46,890 --> 00:24:48,891
Now you said it.
337
00:24:49,893 --> 00:24:52,645
- Hannah.
- Yes, Mr. Jaeckel?
338
00:24:52,729 --> 00:24:55,648
On the mantelpiece
you'll find my tobacco pouch.
339
00:24:55,732 --> 00:24:58,025
- Will you get it?
- All right, Mr. Jaeckel.
340
00:24:58,109 --> 00:25:01,153
Yeah, seems everyone
is full of troubles.
341
00:25:01,238 --> 00:25:02,988
Ah, everyone.
342
00:25:03,073 --> 00:25:04,990
Look at Hannah, poor girl.
343
00:25:05,075 --> 00:25:07,493
A hard worker.
Can't get a job.
344
00:25:07,577 --> 00:25:11,038
Father was killed in the war.
Mother died last year.
345
00:25:11,122 --> 00:25:14,667
Can't earn enough to pay the rent
for her room. What can I do?
346
00:25:14,751 --> 00:25:16,752
I can't throw her out.
347
00:25:25,136 --> 00:25:27,721
- You'll need some more tobacco.
- Where are you going?
348
00:25:27,806 --> 00:25:29,557
I'm delivering Mrs. Shoemaker's laundry.
349
00:25:29,641 --> 00:25:31,976
Oh, you'd better take the key.
350
00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:34,395
Mrs. Jaeckel and myself
are going out.
351
00:25:34,479 --> 00:25:36,397
I'm locking up all the doors...
352
00:25:36,481 --> 00:25:39,483
in case the storm troopers will start
their monkey business again.
353
00:25:51,872 --> 00:25:53,622
[Storm Troopers]
# The Aryan #
354
00:25:53,707 --> 00:25:57,126
# The Ary-Ary-Ary-Ary-Aryan #
355
00:25:57,210 --> 00:26:00,462
# As we go marching by ##
356
00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:03,465
Look, fellas! Tomatoes!
357
00:26:03,550 --> 00:26:05,050
And potatoes!
358
00:26:07,554 --> 00:26:09,638
[Storm Trooper]
I think I'll take a box home.
359
00:26:09,723 --> 00:26:12,975
[Woman]
Mister, please, please.
360
00:26:13,059 --> 00:26:15,227
Hey, fellas, the truck!
361
00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:17,813
- Hold it there, will ya!
- [Storm Troopers Chattering, Shouting]
362
00:26:19,399 --> 00:26:21,317
You have no right to do this.
363
00:26:21,401 --> 00:26:24,320
That's all right.
Just charge it to my account.
364
00:26:24,404 --> 00:26:26,780
[Chattering, Shouting Continue]
365
00:26:26,865 --> 00:26:28,782
[Storm Trooper]
Nice, ripe tomatoes, boys!
366
00:26:28,867 --> 00:26:33,245
Why don't some of you do something?
I wish I was a man. I'd show ya.
367
00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:35,581
Now what would you do,
my pretty maid?
368
00:26:35,665 --> 00:26:39,335
Ah, you're very brave all together, but not
one of ya got guts to stand up alone and fight.
369
00:26:39,419 --> 00:26:41,837
- [Storm Trooper] Aw, shut up!
- Is that why you got a truck?
370
00:26:41,922 --> 00:26:44,840
- To run away in case somebody hits you back?
- Shut up, or we'll take you down.
371
00:26:44,925 --> 00:26:47,843
All right, come on and take me.
You'll get a lot of medals for it.
372
00:26:47,928 --> 00:26:50,763
That's all you can do is to pick on women
and rob defenseless people.
373
00:26:50,847 --> 00:26:54,266
Aw, don't rob the poor girl, boys.
Give her back her tomatoes.
374
00:26:54,351 --> 00:26:55,851
Here!
375
00:26:59,606 --> 00:27:01,732
[Storm Troopers Laughing]
376
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,309
Oh, I'll have to do it all over again.
377
00:27:39,562 --> 00:27:41,105
Pigs.
378
00:27:44,734 --> 00:27:47,403
- Send in patient 33.
- Yes, sir.
379
00:27:47,487 --> 00:27:49,071
Here's an interesting case.
380
00:27:49,155 --> 00:27:51,240
Amnesia. Jewish soldier.
381
00:27:51,324 --> 00:27:54,660
Been here since the war.
Has an idea he's been here only a few weeks.
382
00:27:54,744 --> 00:27:56,954
Has he any idea
what's happened in the meantime?
383
00:27:57,038 --> 00:27:58,455
Not the least.
384
00:27:58,540 --> 00:28:03,252
His one interest seems to be in his barbershop,
which he believes he left only a few weeks ago.
385
00:28:03,336 --> 00:28:05,754
Poor devil. He'll have
many surprises waiting for him.
386
00:28:05,839 --> 00:28:08,090
- I'm afraid so.
- [Intercom Buzzes]
387
00:28:08,174 --> 00:28:10,175
- Yes?
- Number 33 is gone.
388
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:12,177
Gone?
But he was to be examined.
389
00:28:12,262 --> 00:28:15,180
- I know, sir, but he disappeared.
- Disappeared?
390
00:28:15,265 --> 00:28:18,517
Well, let him go.
It isn't a serious case.
391
00:28:18,601 --> 00:28:21,103
Besides, there's little more
we can do for him.
392
00:29:45,105 --> 00:29:47,689
Hey, go on.
Beat it up there.
393
00:29:47,774 --> 00:29:50,109
Come on! Get outta -
You! Go on!
394
00:30:14,968 --> 00:30:17,302
What do you think you're doing?
395
00:30:17,387 --> 00:30:20,139
- I really don't know.
- Well, you leave that alone.
396
00:30:21,391 --> 00:30:23,600
- Don't be silly.
- I'm not silly!
397
00:30:23,685 --> 00:30:25,102
I appreciate that.
398
00:30:25,186 --> 00:30:27,563
When you talk to me,
hail Hynkel and salute.
399
00:30:27,647 --> 00:30:29,148
Who are you anyway?
400
00:30:31,025 --> 00:30:33,068
I'll show you who I am.
401
00:30:33,153 --> 00:30:34,820
Come down to headquarters.
402
00:30:34,904 --> 00:30:37,823
- Say, that's my shop!
- I don't care if it is or not.
403
00:30:37,907 --> 00:30:40,659
- You leave me alone!
- Oh! Gonna put up a fight, are ya?
404
00:30:40,743 --> 00:30:43,829
Come on down, pal.
I'll show you.
405
00:30:43,913 --> 00:30:46,331
Now let me tell you something -
406
00:30:49,502 --> 00:30:52,588
Are you a policeman?
Arrest that man for assault.
407
00:30:52,672 --> 00:30:54,590
- Come here, you!
- Leave me alone!
408
00:30:54,674 --> 00:30:57,217
Attacking a storm trooper, huh?
409
00:30:57,302 --> 00:30:58,969
- Take him down!
- You'll hear from my lawyer!
410
00:30:59,053 --> 00:31:01,680
- Come on, you little -
- Why, you -
411
00:31:01,764 --> 00:31:04,808
- [Groans]
- Turn him around!
412
00:31:05,852 --> 00:31:07,186
He bit my finger!
413
00:31:07,270 --> 00:31:09,271
- [Clank]
- [Groaning]
414
00:31:11,983 --> 00:31:17,237
[Clank]
415
00:31:41,429 --> 00:31:42,679
Pardon.
416
00:31:47,310 --> 00:31:48,894
[Clank]
417
00:31:58,613 --> 00:32:01,114
Oh, I'm sorry, mister.
I didn't mean to hit you.
418
00:32:01,199 --> 00:32:03,158
You were wonderful.
I enjoyed that.
419
00:32:03,243 --> 00:32:06,078
- But don't stand there. You'd better beat it.
- No, I'll call a policeman.
420
00:32:06,162 --> 00:32:07,788
- No, no, don't do that.
- Why not?
421
00:32:07,872 --> 00:32:09,581
- You crazy?
- [Siren Wailing]
422
00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,583
- Look out. There's more coming.
- More what?
423
00:32:11,668 --> 00:32:13,377
Wait a minute!
424
00:32:13,461 --> 00:32:16,171
[Siren Fades]
425
00:32:19,175 --> 00:32:21,009
Come in here!
426
00:32:23,513 --> 00:32:26,431
What's wrong with you?
There's no use being foolhardy.
427
00:32:26,516 --> 00:32:28,183
- Who?
- Shh!
428
00:32:32,021 --> 00:32:33,897
[Officer]
Stop the car!
429
00:32:33,982 --> 00:32:35,482
[Car Door Opens]
430
00:32:35,566 --> 00:32:38,443
[Officer] Hello! What's this?
Who hit you?
431
00:32:38,528 --> 00:32:42,698
- I don't know. I think there were a gang of 'em.
- Here, you'd better go along, get fixed up.
432
00:32:42,782 --> 00:32:44,408
We'll investigate later.
433
00:32:44,492 --> 00:32:46,743
- What time is it?
- Come on. Get in.
434
00:32:46,828 --> 00:32:48,829
[Car Engine Starts]
435
00:32:51,624 --> 00:32:53,625
[Car Pulls Away]
436
00:32:55,461 --> 00:32:56,795
I don't see what is -
437
00:32:57,714 --> 00:32:59,214
[Mouthing Words]
438
00:33:06,973 --> 00:33:09,141
It's all right now.
They've gone.
439
00:33:09,225 --> 00:33:10,809
Thanks, mister.
440
00:33:10,893 --> 00:33:13,020
[Sighs]
That did me a lot of good.
441
00:33:13,104 --> 00:33:14,438
[Smacks Lips]
442
00:33:15,648 --> 00:33:18,483
You sure got nerve,
the way you fought back.
443
00:33:18,568 --> 00:33:21,278
That's what we should all do -
fight back.
444
00:33:21,362 --> 00:33:24,781
We can't fight alone,
but we can lick 'em together.
445
00:33:26,367 --> 00:33:28,493
We didn't do so bad, did we?
446
00:33:28,578 --> 00:33:30,287
So long.
447
00:33:47,597 --> 00:33:49,097
Oh, excuse me.
448
00:33:49,182 --> 00:33:52,184
You're the barber,
the one that was in the hospital.
449
00:33:52,268 --> 00:33:56,480
Mr. Jaeckel's often talked about you.
We didn't think you were ever coming back.
450
00:33:56,564 --> 00:33:58,357
Huh?
451
00:33:58,441 --> 00:34:00,859
But the storm troopers,
they'll be looking for ya.
452
00:34:00,943 --> 00:34:02,194
Storm troopers?
453
00:34:02,278 --> 00:34:05,489
You'd better hide.
Wait. I'll get the key to the cellar.
454
00:34:13,581 --> 00:34:15,791
- Is this the man?
- That's him.
455
00:34:16,584 --> 00:34:18,043
Hail Hynkel.
456
00:34:18,127 --> 00:34:19,294
Who's he?
457
00:34:19,962 --> 00:34:23,048
Don't fool with me.
I said, hail Hynkel!
458
00:34:23,132 --> 00:34:25,300
- All right.
- Put out your hands.
459
00:34:25,385 --> 00:34:28,637
Just a moment. We won't put 'em on here.
Bring him outside.
460
00:34:28,721 --> 00:34:31,139
Yes. Come on, you.
Come on!
461
00:34:32,725 --> 00:34:35,727
Before we take you down
you'll finish this. Here.
462
00:34:37,438 --> 00:34:38,814
Go on. Paint that.
463
00:34:39,399 --> 00:34:41,149
- Why, you -
- [Storm Trooper Groans]
464
00:34:42,777 --> 00:34:44,903
[Storm Trooper Grunting]
465
00:34:44,987 --> 00:34:46,321
- [Clank]
- [Groans]
466
00:34:50,118 --> 00:34:52,828
[Whistle Blowing]
467
00:34:52,912 --> 00:34:54,746
- That's him!
- [Storm Trooper Shouts]
468
00:34:54,831 --> 00:34:57,332
[Whistle Blowing]
469
00:35:17,812 --> 00:35:20,063
- [Clamoring, Shouting]
- Wait a minute, boys! Wait a minute!
470
00:35:20,148 --> 00:35:22,607
I've got an idea.
A bright idea.
471
00:35:22,692 --> 00:35:25,026
- Sure! That's it!
- [Clamoring, Shouting Continue]
472
00:35:32,910 --> 00:35:37,289
- And... give it the works!
- [Storm Troopers Shouting] Heave ho!
473
00:35:37,373 --> 00:35:38,999
[Shouting Stops]
474
00:35:39,083 --> 00:35:40,792
[Storm Trooper]
Wait a minute! Commander Schultz!
475
00:35:41,544 --> 00:35:42,919
Attention!
476
00:35:46,757 --> 00:35:48,550
First in command.
477
00:35:49,844 --> 00:35:51,887
- Yes, sir.
- What the -
478
00:35:51,971 --> 00:35:53,889
Second in command.
479
00:35:55,099 --> 00:35:56,975
- Yes, sir.
- Oh, never mind.
480
00:35:57,059 --> 00:35:58,310
- You!
- Yes, sir.
481
00:35:58,394 --> 00:36:00,937
What the devil goes on here? And who
told you to hang people from lampposts?
482
00:36:01,022 --> 00:36:03,648
- No one, sir.
- My orders were to keep these streets tidy.
483
00:36:03,733 --> 00:36:06,193
- What was the trouble?
- A Jew was attacking storm troopers, sir.
484
00:36:06,277 --> 00:36:08,320
- Where is he?
- There.
485
00:36:08,404 --> 00:36:10,071
Break ranks.
486
00:36:12,325 --> 00:36:15,452
Oh, so there you are.
Stand him up.
487
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,787
Get up.
488
00:36:23,377 --> 00:36:24,544
You!
489
00:36:25,546 --> 00:36:27,672
- Don't you remember me?
- Huh?
490
00:36:27,757 --> 00:36:29,674
The war.
You saved my life.
491
00:36:29,759 --> 00:36:32,052
- Me?
- Strange.
492
00:36:32,136 --> 00:36:34,679
And I always thought of you as an Aryan.
493
00:36:34,764 --> 00:36:36,723
- I'm a vegetarian.
- Well, don't you remember?
494
00:36:36,807 --> 00:36:39,768
The enemy tried to capture us,
but we got away in my plane.
495
00:36:39,852 --> 00:36:41,269
Plane?
496
00:36:41,354 --> 00:36:43,939
And then we crashed.
497
00:36:44,023 --> 00:36:45,690
Cra -
498
00:36:45,775 --> 00:36:48,193
[Gasps]
499
00:36:48,277 --> 00:36:50,278
Oh, yes.
500
00:36:50,363 --> 00:36:52,030
Now I remember.
501
00:36:53,616 --> 00:36:56,159
- Well, how are you?
- What has my friend done?
502
00:36:56,244 --> 00:36:58,662
Our men were painting his windows,
Commander, and he resisted.
503
00:36:58,746 --> 00:37:00,747
Any brave man would resist.
504
00:37:00,831 --> 00:37:03,750
- I'm sorry this occurred.
- Oh. No harm.
505
00:37:03,834 --> 00:37:06,920
I'm sure that in the future
you will not be molested again.
506
00:37:07,004 --> 00:37:10,465
However, if you or your friends are ever
in any trouble, I hope you'll let me know.
507
00:37:13,135 --> 00:37:14,678
Who did that?
508
00:37:14,762 --> 00:37:17,806
Oh. One of my friends.
509
00:37:18,933 --> 00:37:21,268
Oh. Of course.
510
00:37:22,395 --> 00:37:24,729
## [Newsreel Fanfare]
511
00:37:27,483 --> 00:37:30,402
[Announcer] Hynkel's palace was
the center of a gigantic enterprise...
512
00:37:30,486 --> 00:37:33,405
an enterprise that would build
the world's greatest war machine.
513
00:37:33,489 --> 00:37:36,408
Behind this undertaking was
the dynamic energy of Adenoid Hynkel...
514
00:37:36,492 --> 00:37:38,410
whose amazing genius
ran the entire nation...
515
00:37:38,494 --> 00:37:42,497
whose ceaseless activity kept him
busily occupied every moment of the day.
516
00:37:46,752 --> 00:37:48,253
Hup!
517
00:38:08,691 --> 00:38:10,108
[Intercom Buzzes]
518
00:38:10,192 --> 00:38:11,818
[Soldier] Marshal Herring is waiting,
Your Excellency.
519
00:38:11,902 --> 00:38:13,194
Enough.
520
00:38:15,323 --> 00:38:16,573
Hail Hynkel.
521
00:38:16,657 --> 00:38:19,242
Your Excellency,
I believe we've got something now.
522
00:38:19,327 --> 00:38:22,621
A bulletproof uniform.
Material as light as silk.
523
00:38:22,705 --> 00:38:25,665
- Where is it?
- I've arranged for a demonstration in the anteroom.
524
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:27,751
It will only take two minutes.
525
00:38:28,753 --> 00:38:30,420
I can spare one.
526
00:38:34,759 --> 00:38:37,302
- Professor Herr Kibitzen!
- Hail Hynkel!
527
00:38:37,386 --> 00:38:39,929
Your Excellency,
actions speak louder than words.
528
00:38:40,014 --> 00:38:43,433
- A bulletproof uniform!
- And 100% perfect!
529
00:38:45,061 --> 00:38:46,519
Shoot.
530
00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:53,652
Far from perfect.
531
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:27,602
[Clears Throat]
532
00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:33,400
Zevell!
[Speaking Tomainian]
533
00:39:36,362 --> 00:39:38,780
- My secretary. Where is she?
- In the outer office, Your Excellency.
534
00:39:38,864 --> 00:39:40,198
- Call her.
- Yes, sir.
535
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,035
## [Fanfare]
536
00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:50,792
Hail Hynkel.
537
00:39:52,461 --> 00:39:54,129
Take a letter.
538
00:40:00,302 --> 00:40:01,886
[Snorts]
539
00:40:08,686 --> 00:40:10,186
No! No, no!
540
00:40:10,271 --> 00:40:12,480
[Snorts]
541
00:40:12,565 --> 00:40:14,858
[Both Moaning]
542
00:40:14,942 --> 00:40:17,277
[Phone Ringing]
543
00:40:19,655 --> 00:40:21,322
- Hello?
- This is Field Marshal Herring.
544
00:40:21,407 --> 00:40:23,908
I'm in the Tower Room.
We've got something marvelous.
545
00:40:23,993 --> 00:40:25,994
All right. I shall be up.
546
00:40:42,094 --> 00:40:43,762
- What is it?
- A parachute.
547
00:40:43,846 --> 00:40:47,432
The most compact in the world.
Worn like an ordinary hat.
548
00:40:49,602 --> 00:40:51,603
It will open in 25 feet.
549
00:40:51,687 --> 00:40:53,688
Demonstrate, Professor.
550
00:41:01,530 --> 00:41:02,947
Hail Hynkel!
551
00:41:13,459 --> 00:41:16,961
Herring, why do you
waste my time like this?
552
00:41:28,682 --> 00:41:30,183
Send Garbitsch here.
553
00:41:40,402 --> 00:41:42,987
- [Intercom Buzzes]
- Herr Garbitsch is waiting, Your Excellency.
554
00:41:43,072 --> 00:41:44,739
Enough.
555
00:41:48,536 --> 00:41:49,953
Hail Hynkel.
556
00:41:50,037 --> 00:41:52,038
Garbitsch, what's the meaning of this,
these appropriations?
557
00:41:52,122 --> 00:41:55,667
25 million for prison camps when we need
every penny for the manufacturing of munitions.
558
00:41:55,751 --> 00:41:58,169
- We've had to make a few arrests.
- A few? How many?
559
00:41:58,254 --> 00:41:59,921
Nothing astronomical.
Five or ten thousand.
560
00:42:00,005 --> 00:42:01,506
- Oh.
- A day.
561
00:42:01,590 --> 00:42:03,675
- A day?
- Just a few dissenters, that's all.
562
00:42:03,759 --> 00:42:06,886
- What do they dissent about?
- The working hours. The cut in wages.
563
00:42:06,971 --> 00:42:10,598
Chiefly, the synthetic food -
the quality of the sawdust in the bread.
564
00:42:10,683 --> 00:42:14,435
What more do they want? It's from
the finest lumber our mills can supply.
565
00:42:16,897 --> 00:42:19,524
Nevertheless,
the condition is getting dangerous.
566
00:42:19,608 --> 00:42:21,526
The people are overworked.
They need diversion.
567
00:42:21,610 --> 00:42:22,861
The people? Bah!
568
00:42:22,945 --> 00:42:26,155
We might go a little further with the Jews.
Burn down some of their houses.
569
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:29,033
Spectacular assault on the ghetto now
might prove diverting.
570
00:42:29,118 --> 00:42:32,203
We must do something more dramatic.
Now is the time to invade Osterlich.
571
00:42:32,288 --> 00:42:34,706
- How soon can we be ready?
- According to Herring, three months.
572
00:42:34,790 --> 00:42:38,251
I can't wait that long. Besides, Napaloni's army
might invade Osterlich before me.
573
00:42:38,335 --> 00:42:39,711
We must strike now.
574
00:42:39,795 --> 00:42:41,838
In that case,
we should require foreign capital.
575
00:42:41,922 --> 00:42:44,716
- Borrow it. Borrow it.
- The bankers have all refused.
576
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,677
But wait. There's one man
who might make us a loan - Epstein.
577
00:42:47,761 --> 00:42:50,013
Epstein?
He's a Jew, isn't he?
578
00:42:50,097 --> 00:42:51,890
- Yes.
- Hmm.
579
00:42:51,974 --> 00:42:55,476
Well, let's be big about it.
We'll borrow the money from Epstein.
580
00:42:56,645 --> 00:43:00,064
It might be difficult
in view of our policy towards his people.
581
00:43:00,149 --> 00:43:02,483
Very well then.
We'll change our policy towards his people.
582
00:43:02,568 --> 00:43:06,237
Tell Commander Schultz that in future
all persecution of the Jews must cease...
583
00:43:06,322 --> 00:43:09,699
at least until
we've negotiated this loan.
584
00:43:15,915 --> 00:43:17,498
I don't understand it.
585
00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:19,959
The whole ghetto is so quiet now.
586
00:43:20,044 --> 00:43:23,087
You can't imagine what was going on
while you were away.
587
00:43:23,172 --> 00:43:25,757
Oh, this Hynkel business.
588
00:43:25,841 --> 00:43:29,677
You weren't here.
You were in the hospital, unconscious.
589
00:43:29,762 --> 00:43:32,889
Believe me, you don't appreciate
what a good time you were having.
590
00:43:32,973 --> 00:43:34,599
[Barber Chuckles]
591
00:43:34,683 --> 00:43:37,769
Well, if things get worse
we can go to Osterlich.
592
00:43:37,853 --> 00:43:39,854
That's still a free country.
593
00:43:39,939 --> 00:43:42,774
Sooner or later we'll have to go.
594
00:43:42,858 --> 00:43:44,776
- Excuse me.
- Anyway...
595
00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:46,986
it's nice to see you back.
596
00:43:47,071 --> 00:43:48,988
It's like the old days again, eh?
597
00:43:49,073 --> 00:43:51,616
- Yes.
- How's business?
598
00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:53,660
Very slow. Very slow.
599
00:43:53,744 --> 00:43:55,036
[Register Bell Dings]
600
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,289
Trouble is, the men
are all in concentration camps.
601
00:43:58,374 --> 00:44:01,125
You should go in
for fixing up the women.
602
00:44:01,210 --> 00:44:03,211
Nice money
in the beauty parlor business.
603
00:44:03,295 --> 00:44:06,214
[Jaeckel]
You know anything about it?
604
00:44:07,383 --> 00:44:09,133
Huh?
605
00:44:09,218 --> 00:44:10,969
Me? No.
606
00:44:11,053 --> 00:44:13,012
Well, you can learn.
607
00:44:13,097 --> 00:44:14,597
You can practice on Hannah.
608
00:44:14,682 --> 00:44:16,349
[Barber]
Yes!
609
00:44:16,433 --> 00:44:19,352
[Jaeckel] Of course.
Hannah, get up in that chair.
610
00:44:19,436 --> 00:44:21,354
We are going to make you
look beautiful.
611
00:44:21,438 --> 00:44:23,106
Beautiful? What for?
612
00:44:23,190 --> 00:44:25,733
He's going to practice on you
for a beauty parlor.
613
00:44:25,818 --> 00:44:27,485
[Chuckles]
614
00:44:28,487 --> 00:44:30,905
You're not gonna put mud
on my face, are you?
615
00:44:30,990 --> 00:44:33,324
Ah, we are going to take some off.
616
00:44:35,244 --> 00:44:36,953
Make me look beautiful?
617
00:44:37,037 --> 00:44:39,664
Sure. We can't make you
look any worse.
618
00:44:39,748 --> 00:44:42,000
- [Chuckles]
- [Gasps]
619
00:44:42,084 --> 00:44:45,336
- [Woman] Hannah!
- Oh, there's Mrs. Shoemaker for the laundry.
620
00:44:45,421 --> 00:44:47,463
That's all right.
I'll give it to her.
621
00:44:47,548 --> 00:44:50,299
- You sit here and enjoy yourself.
- What?
622
00:44:50,384 --> 00:44:54,053
I know.
I've seen you making eyes.
623
00:44:56,056 --> 00:44:59,434
- [Door Closes]
- Don't pay any attention to Mr. Jaeckel.
624
00:45:02,104 --> 00:45:04,689
- I like your shop since we fixed it up.
- Mm-hmm.
625
00:45:05,941 --> 00:45:08,026
I wish I had a business like this.
626
00:45:08,110 --> 00:45:10,486
There's no future in housework.
627
00:45:10,571 --> 00:45:13,489
Maybe if I save my money
I can have a barbershop someday.
628
00:45:13,574 --> 00:45:15,867
[Chuckles]
But I can never save.
629
00:45:15,951 --> 00:45:19,245
Money slips through my fingers
like that.
630
00:45:19,329 --> 00:45:22,540
Trouble is, I've always lived up
to every penny I've earned.
631
00:45:22,624 --> 00:45:26,294
Why shouldn't I? You're here today
and gone tomorrow. And then where are you?
632
00:45:28,047 --> 00:45:30,173
- Do you believe in God?
- Well -
633
00:45:30,257 --> 00:45:34,093
I do. But if there wasn't one,
would you live any different?
634
00:45:34,178 --> 00:45:38,347
I wouldn't. Life could be wonderful
if people'd leave you alone.
635
00:45:39,349 --> 00:45:41,392
Things are looking brighter now.
636
00:45:41,477 --> 00:45:45,146
Maybe you're the reason,
saving Commander Schultz's life.
637
00:45:45,230 --> 00:45:49,358
Funny how they've left us alone lately.
Seems too good to be true.
638
00:45:49,443 --> 00:45:51,819
[Register Bell Dings]
639
00:45:56,325 --> 00:45:58,242
Do you ever daydream?
640
00:45:58,327 --> 00:45:59,660
I do.
641
00:46:00,662 --> 00:46:04,499
That's the only time I'm really happy -
dreaming.
642
00:46:04,583 --> 00:46:06,084
Back.
643
00:46:08,378 --> 00:46:12,423
Sometimes I get so carried away I don't know
what I'm doing. Aren't you like that?
644
00:46:14,468 --> 00:46:16,594
- Do you know we're very much alike?
- Are we?
645
00:46:16,678 --> 00:46:18,262
Yeah.
We're both absentminded.
646
00:46:18,347 --> 00:46:19,972
- You think so?
- Yes.
647
00:46:20,057 --> 00:46:21,724
[Barber Chuckling]
648
00:46:24,019 --> 00:46:26,354
- I like absentminded people.
- Mm-hmm.
649
00:46:28,023 --> 00:46:31,109
[Clears Throat, Coughs, Sniffs]
650
00:46:31,193 --> 00:46:33,444
Do you know the story about the man
that put his watch in boiling water...
651
00:46:33,529 --> 00:46:34,946
and held the egg in his hand?
652
00:46:35,030 --> 00:46:36,781
- No!
- [Hannah Laughing]
653
00:46:36,865 --> 00:46:39,325
[Barber Laughing]
Very good.
654
00:46:43,247 --> 00:46:45,164
They say all great men
are absentminded.
655
00:46:45,249 --> 00:46:48,084
- It's a sign they're smart.
- [Chuckles]
656
00:46:48,168 --> 00:46:50,169
My folks didn't think so.
657
00:46:53,173 --> 00:46:55,800
Of course there's an excuse for you.
You were injured in the war.
658
00:46:55,884 --> 00:46:58,553
- [Chuckles]
- I was born that way.
659
00:47:01,223 --> 00:47:03,850
## [Vocalizing]
660
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,437
Wonder why women
never grow whiskers.
661
00:47:08,522 --> 00:47:10,314
Hmm? What?
662
00:47:10,399 --> 00:47:11,899
I s -
663
00:47:14,903 --> 00:47:16,904
What -
[Laughing]
664
00:47:18,115 --> 00:47:20,783
- Oh, my!
- Isn't that foolish of me!
665
00:47:20,868 --> 00:47:23,536
I could kick myself in the shins, I could.
666
00:47:24,746 --> 00:47:26,914
I'll give you a shampoo.
667
00:47:26,999 --> 00:47:28,499
That's good.
668
00:47:34,590 --> 00:47:35,923
Voil�.
669
00:47:40,095 --> 00:47:41,762
Gee.
670
00:47:42,806 --> 00:47:44,599
Ain't I cute!
671
00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:48,603
How'd you do it?
672
00:47:50,564 --> 00:47:53,191
- You should try it on yourself.
- Huh?
673
00:47:53,275 --> 00:47:55,776
If you were fixed up,
you'd look handsome.
674
00:47:55,861 --> 00:47:57,737
- Yes?
- Yes!
675
00:47:59,781 --> 00:48:01,032
No.
676
00:48:01,116 --> 00:48:03,826
[Man]
Four pecks a pound! New potatoes!
677
00:48:03,911 --> 00:48:07,121
There's the potato man.
I have to go.
678
00:48:08,415 --> 00:48:10,124
[Sighs]
679
00:48:10,876 --> 00:48:12,960
Potatoes!
680
00:48:13,045 --> 00:48:14,712
One, please!
681
00:48:20,886 --> 00:48:24,013
- [Gasps]
- Take it easy there.
682
00:48:25,307 --> 00:48:27,308
Well, did you hurt yourself?
683
00:48:32,814 --> 00:48:35,066
- Careful next time.
- Here's another one.
684
00:48:38,987 --> 00:48:40,863
How do you do?
685
00:48:48,747 --> 00:48:52,416
Something's happened. I know it.
The storm troopers, they helped me up.
686
00:48:53,460 --> 00:48:55,878
Wouldn't it be wonderful
if they stopped hating us...
687
00:48:55,963 --> 00:48:59,590
if they'd leave us alone and let us
go about our business like we used to.
688
00:48:59,675 --> 00:49:03,177
Wouldn't it be wonderful if we didn't
have to leave and go to another country?
689
00:49:03,262 --> 00:49:08,307
I don't want to go away. With all the hardship
and the persecution, I love it here.
690
00:49:08,392 --> 00:49:10,977
Perhaps we don't have to go.
691
00:49:11,061 --> 00:49:14,897
Wouldn't it be wonderful
if they'd let us live and be happy again?
692
00:49:17,276 --> 00:49:21,279
[Speaking Tomainian: Mock German]
693
00:49:31,039 --> 00:49:32,915
[Brief Typing]
694
00:49:37,546 --> 00:49:39,046
[Tomainian]
695
00:49:39,131 --> 00:49:42,883
[Lengthy Typing]
696
00:49:44,553 --> 00:49:49,307
[Bell Dings]
697
00:49:51,977 --> 00:49:53,894
- [Typing Stops]
- Period.
698
00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:00,234
Danke schoen.
699
00:50:05,824 --> 00:50:07,325
Ah.
700
00:50:08,744 --> 00:50:12,163
[Shouting In Tomainian]
701
00:50:16,710 --> 00:50:18,711
[Tomainian]
702
00:50:23,425 --> 00:50:26,052
Nothing works! Not a decent pen!
Not even a sharp pencil!
703
00:50:26,136 --> 00:50:29,638
I'm surrounded by nothing but incompetent,
stupid, sterile stenographers!
704
00:50:29,723 --> 00:50:32,224
- I'll get you a pen.
- Don't bother.
705
00:50:32,309 --> 00:50:34,226
I won't send it.
706
00:50:34,311 --> 00:50:36,312
Get out! Get out! Get out!
707
00:50:39,024 --> 00:50:40,441
[Hynkel Mutters]
708
00:50:41,610 --> 00:50:46,113
We've just discovered the most wonderful,
the most marvelous poison gas!
709
00:50:47,532 --> 00:50:50,034
It will kill everybody!
710
00:50:50,118 --> 00:50:52,370
- All right, later, later, later.
- [Intercom Buzzes]
711
00:50:52,454 --> 00:50:54,372
[Man]
B-76 to see Herr Herring.
712
00:50:54,456 --> 00:50:55,873
- Who's that?
- A lady.
713
00:50:55,957 --> 00:50:58,167
- My secret agent.
- Hmm.
714
00:50:58,251 --> 00:51:00,711
Your secret agent.
Tell her to come here.
715
00:51:00,796 --> 00:51:02,421
Have B-76 come right in.
716
00:51:03,423 --> 00:51:04,840
Hail Hynkel.
717
00:51:04,925 --> 00:51:07,343
- Oh, Garbitsch, what do you hear from Epstein?
- Most encouraging.
718
00:51:07,427 --> 00:51:11,806
Our agent reports that all the board of directors
are Aryans, so the loan is bound to go through.
719
00:51:11,890 --> 00:51:14,266
- Good.
- Hail Hynkel.
720
00:51:16,978 --> 00:51:18,479
Come here.
721
00:51:21,274 --> 00:51:23,901
- Well?
- The men are planning a strike at the arms factory.
722
00:51:23,985 --> 00:51:26,320
- Who's the leader?
- There were five of them.
723
00:51:26,405 --> 00:51:29,573
- Have them shot.
- They were, Your Excellency.
724
00:51:29,658 --> 00:51:31,534
Oh. Hmm.
725
00:51:32,327 --> 00:51:35,830
- How many do you say were going on strike?
- The whole factory - 3,000 of them.
726
00:51:35,914 --> 00:51:39,041
Have them all shot. I don't want
any of my workers dissatisfied.
727
00:51:39,126 --> 00:51:41,293
But, Your Excellency,
these men are skilled craftsmen.
728
00:51:41,378 --> 00:51:44,338
Why not let them work till
they can train others, then shoot them?
729
00:51:44,423 --> 00:51:46,090
We cannot afford to be lenient!
730
00:51:46,174 --> 00:51:48,717
The whole rhythm of production
will be affected if you shoot them now.
731
00:51:48,802 --> 00:51:51,554
"Rhythm of production."
All right, have your rhythms.
732
00:51:51,638 --> 00:51:55,516
You may instruct your operatives to spare
the strikers and permit them to return to work...
733
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,685
but to mark them
for future reference.
734
00:51:58,687 --> 00:52:00,479
That is my department.
I'll attend to that.
735
00:52:00,564 --> 00:52:02,189
This way, madam.
736
00:52:06,945 --> 00:52:10,698
Strange. These strike leaders - they're
all brunettes. Not a blonde amongst them.
737
00:52:10,782 --> 00:52:12,741
Brunettes are troublemakers.
They're worse than the Jews.
738
00:52:12,826 --> 00:52:14,285
Then wipe them out.
739
00:52:14,369 --> 00:52:16,662
Doucement.
Not so fast.
740
00:52:16,746 --> 00:52:19,540
We get rid of the Jews first.
Then concentrate on the brunettes.
741
00:52:19,624 --> 00:52:23,085
We shall never have peace
until we have a pure Aryan race.
742
00:52:23,170 --> 00:52:24,462
How wonderful.
743
00:52:24,546 --> 00:52:27,465
Tomainia, a nation
of blue-eyed blondes.
744
00:52:27,549 --> 00:52:30,176
Why not a blonde Europe,
a blonde Asia, a blonde America?
745
00:52:30,260 --> 00:52:32,178
- A blonde world.
- And a brunette dictator.
746
00:52:32,262 --> 00:52:33,471
Dictator of the world.
747
00:52:33,555 --> 00:52:35,181
Why not?
748
00:52:35,265 --> 00:52:37,016
Aut Caesar aut nulles.
749
00:52:37,100 --> 00:52:39,393
The world is effete, worn-out, afraid.
750
00:52:39,478 --> 00:52:41,604
No nation would dare to oppose you.
751
00:52:41,688 --> 00:52:44,148
- Dictator of the world!
- It's your destiny.
752
00:52:44,232 --> 00:52:47,318
We'll kill off the Jews,
wipe out the brunettes.
753
00:52:47,402 --> 00:52:50,488
Then will come forth our dream -
a pure Aryan race.
754
00:52:50,572 --> 00:52:53,616
- Beautiful blonde Aryans.
- They will love you. They will adore you.
755
00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:56,952
- They will worship you as a god!
- [Gasps] No, no! You mustn't say it!
756
00:53:01,249 --> 00:53:03,250
You make me afraid of myself.
757
00:53:11,551 --> 00:53:13,761
Yes, dictator of the world.
758
00:53:13,845 --> 00:53:15,763
We'll start
with the invasion of Osterlich.
759
00:53:15,847 --> 00:53:17,765
After that we won't have to fight.
We can bluff.
760
00:53:17,849 --> 00:53:19,767
Nation after nation will capitulate.
761
00:53:19,851 --> 00:53:22,686
Within two years
the world will be under your thumb!
762
00:53:22,771 --> 00:53:26,065
Leave me.
I want to be alone.
763
00:53:56,471 --> 00:53:59,890
Aut Caesar aut nulles.
764
00:53:59,975 --> 00:54:02,560
Emperor of the world!
765
00:54:05,647 --> 00:54:08,065
My world.
766
00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:13,821
[Laughing]
767
00:55:59,594 --> 00:56:02,012
[Radio: Announcer]
This is the Happy Hour program.
768
00:56:02,097 --> 00:56:05,015
Make your work a pleasure.
Move with the rhythm of music.
769
00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:08,060
Our next selection:
Brahms' "Hungarian Dance No. 5."
770
00:56:09,062 --> 00:56:12,564
## [Quick Tempo:
"Hungarian Dance No. 5"]
771
00:56:29,332 --> 00:57:04,908
## [Continues]
772
00:57:52,332 --> 00:57:56,043
## [Ends]
773
00:57:57,045 --> 00:57:58,754
Fifteen cents, please.
774
00:58:03,384 --> 00:58:05,052
[Register Bell Dings]
775
00:58:06,387 --> 00:58:08,639
[Radio: Announcer]
The Happy Hour program now signing off.
776
00:58:08,723 --> 00:58:11,475
At 6:00 all stations will carry
Adenoid Hynkel's address...
777
00:58:11,559 --> 00:58:13,977
to the sons and daughters
of the Double Cross.
778
00:58:14,062 --> 00:58:16,313
Seems like the old days again,
don't it?
779
00:58:16,397 --> 00:58:18,649
I wonder how long
they are going to last.
780
00:58:18,733 --> 00:58:20,317
Don't you read the papers?
781
00:58:20,401 --> 00:58:23,487
It is rumored that Hynkel is going to
give the Jewish people back their rights.
782
00:58:23,571 --> 00:58:25,239
Hmm. Maybe.
783
00:58:25,323 --> 00:58:26,824
What do you want?
784
00:58:26,908 --> 00:58:30,577
Business is much better.
Nobody interferes with us anymore.
785
00:58:30,662 --> 00:58:32,871
Now don't that make you feel good?
786
00:58:32,956 --> 00:58:34,540
No, sir.
787
00:58:34,624 --> 00:58:39,086
The trouble, Mr. Jaeckel, is, you're so used
to bad times you're unhappy without them.
788
00:58:39,170 --> 00:58:42,297
Mary? Mary!
Get my Sunday shoes.
789
00:58:42,382 --> 00:58:45,175
- You'll find them on the window sill.
- [Mary] All right.
790
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:48,345
- I can't find the shawl.
- [Mrs. Jaeckel] Don't bother. I've got the shawl.
791
00:58:48,429 --> 00:58:50,931
- What's going on upstairs?
- It's Hannah.
792
00:58:51,015 --> 00:58:53,267
They're dressing her up
to go out this evening.
793
00:58:53,351 --> 00:58:56,270
- Is that so?
- She's got a beau.
794
00:58:56,354 --> 00:58:58,480
- Who is it?
- The barber.
795
00:58:59,274 --> 00:59:01,441
Now turn around.
796
00:59:03,152 --> 00:59:05,112
Oh, my dear, those hands.
797
00:59:05,196 --> 00:59:08,782
- What's the matter with them?
- Those calluses - they're so rough.
798
00:59:08,867 --> 00:59:11,660
- Maybe I'd better not go.
- Don't be foolish.
799
00:59:11,744 --> 00:59:13,745
He knows you do housework.
800
00:59:13,830 --> 00:59:16,832
Wait a minute.
I'll get a pair of mittens from Mrs. Morris.
801
00:59:16,916 --> 00:59:20,544
- Mrs. Morris?
- Yes, Mrs. Jaeckel? Come in!
802
00:59:20,628 --> 00:59:23,088
Aggie.
803
00:59:23,172 --> 00:59:25,465
- Yeah?
- See if he's ready yet.
804
00:59:25,550 --> 00:59:27,801
All right.
805
00:59:39,981 --> 00:59:43,317
[Aggie] Not yet.
He's polishing a bald man's head.
806
00:59:50,241 --> 00:59:51,825
- Bad news.
- [Gasps]
807
00:59:51,910 --> 00:59:53,952
The invasion of Osterlich
will have to be delayed.
808
00:59:54,037 --> 00:59:57,289
- What?
- Epstein refuses to lend us the money.
809
00:59:57,373 --> 00:59:59,333
Mmm.
810
00:59:59,417 --> 01:00:01,376
Epstein refuses, huh?
811
01:00:02,337 --> 01:00:03,629
[Crack]
812
01:00:05,715 --> 01:00:07,174
Send for Schultz!
813
01:00:08,259 --> 01:00:09,676
Commander Schultz.
814
01:00:09,761 --> 01:00:11,678
[Huffs]
Epstein refuses!
815
01:00:11,763 --> 01:00:14,681
[Shouting In Tomainian]
816
01:00:14,766 --> 01:00:17,476
That contemptible Epstein!
What did he say?
817
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,686
He complained
of the persecution of his people...
818
01:00:19,771 --> 01:00:23,690
and said under no circumstances would he
have any dealings with a medieval maniac.
819
01:00:23,775 --> 01:00:27,110
He'll deal with a medieval maniac
more than he thinks!
820
01:00:30,031 --> 01:00:32,699
First I shall deal with "his people."
821
01:00:32,784 --> 01:00:34,326
- [Crack]
- Your Excellency?
822
01:00:34,410 --> 01:00:36,536
Schultz, call out the storm troopers.
823
01:00:36,621 --> 01:00:39,790
We're going to stage
a little medieval entertainment in the ghetto.
824
01:00:39,874 --> 01:00:42,876
At such a time, Your Excellency,
I think it's ill-advised.
825
01:00:42,961 --> 01:00:44,211
What?
826
01:00:44,295 --> 01:00:46,797
Demonstrations of this kind
are demoralizing the whole country.
827
01:00:46,881 --> 01:00:48,548
Indeed.
828
01:00:49,717 --> 01:00:52,636
And since when have you been
so concerned about the ghetto?
829
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:56,014
I speak in the interests of our party
and for the cause of humanity.
830
01:00:57,892 --> 01:00:59,184
Schultz.
831
01:00:59,268 --> 01:01:01,144
You need a vacation.
832
01:01:02,230 --> 01:01:03,730
Fresh air.
833
01:01:06,275 --> 01:01:08,777
A little outdoor exercise.
834
01:01:10,071 --> 01:01:12,698
I shall send you
to a concentration camp.
835
01:01:13,574 --> 01:01:14,908
Guards!
836
01:01:15,702 --> 01:01:17,619
Place Commander Schultz under arrest.
837
01:01:17,704 --> 01:01:19,913
Very well,
but remember my words.
838
01:01:19,998 --> 01:01:24,835
Your cause is doomed to failure because it's built on
the stupid, ruthless persecution of innocent people.
839
01:01:24,919 --> 01:01:26,837
Your policy is worse than a crime.
840
01:01:26,921 --> 01:01:29,089
It's a tragic blunder.
841
01:01:29,173 --> 01:01:31,425
Traitor! Traitor!
842
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,095
You're nothing
but a double-dyed democrat!
843
01:01:37,306 --> 01:01:40,308
[Shouting In Tomainian]
844
01:01:54,574 --> 01:01:57,701
[Sobbing]
845
01:01:57,785 --> 01:02:01,288
Schultz, why have you forsaken me?
846
01:02:13,843 --> 01:02:16,928
Excellency, here are the notes
for your speech.
847
01:02:17,013 --> 01:02:18,680
Thank you.
848
01:02:19,724 --> 01:02:21,725
[Tomainian]
849
01:02:29,734 --> 01:02:31,568
I'll not need them.
850
01:02:31,652 --> 01:02:35,530
What I say tonight will not be directed
to the sons and daughters of the Double Cross...
851
01:02:35,615 --> 01:02:39,409
but to the children of Israel.
852
01:02:44,415 --> 01:02:45,415
[Register Bell Dings]
853
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:10,440
[Mutters, Stammers]
854
01:03:10,525 --> 01:03:13,276
- Ah. Good evening.
- [All] Good evening.
855
01:03:15,363 --> 01:03:16,905
[Clicks Tongue]
Good night.
856
01:03:16,989 --> 01:03:18,490
[All]
Good night.
857
01:03:31,337 --> 01:03:34,714
Do you know, that Hynkel
isn't such a bad fella after all.
858
01:03:34,799 --> 01:03:36,591
Most amusing.
859
01:03:36,676 --> 01:03:38,802
Here you are.
Get a Hynkel button. Get a Hynkel button.
860
01:03:38,886 --> 01:03:41,179
A fine photo of the Phooey
on each and every button.
861
01:03:41,264 --> 01:03:43,515
- Two? Here you are, young man.
- [Hynkel On P.A. Speaking Tomainian]
862
01:03:43,599 --> 01:03:45,684
- [Continues, Indistinct] - [Hynkel
Continues In Tomainian]... the double-crossin'!
863
01:03:45,768 --> 01:03:48,228
But the Juden! The Juden!
864
01:03:48,312 --> 01:03:53,483
[Shouting In Tomainian]
865
01:04:02,994 --> 01:04:08,165
[Continues In Tomainian]
866
01:04:09,834 --> 01:04:11,084
[Mouths Words]
867
01:04:11,169 --> 01:04:12,919
[Hynkel]
...und the ghetto...
868
01:04:13,004 --> 01:04:15,172
The ghetto -
[Shouting In Tomainian]
869
01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:29,269
[Continues In Tomainian]
870
01:04:29,353 --> 01:04:31,396
- We'd better go home.
- Yeah.
871
01:04:32,273 --> 01:04:33,815
Come on, let's hurry.
872
01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:35,442
Wait a minute. No!
873
01:04:35,526 --> 01:04:38,695
[Hynkel Shouting In Tomainian]
874
01:04:40,364 --> 01:04:45,118
... the Juden. The Juden -
[Continues In Tomainian]
875
01:04:45,203 --> 01:04:46,244
[Yelps]
876
01:04:47,371 --> 01:04:51,041
[Continues In Tomainian]
877
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,422
[Shouting In Tomainian]
878
01:04:59,342 --> 01:05:02,719
[Continues In Tomainian]
879
01:05:02,803 --> 01:05:05,889
[Shouting In Tomainian]
880
01:05:07,058 --> 01:05:09,976
[Hynkel Moaning, Snorting]
881
01:05:10,061 --> 01:05:13,980
[Moaning]
The Juden! The Juden!
882
01:05:14,065 --> 01:05:16,066
- Hey.
- [Hynkel Continues In Tomainian]
883
01:05:19,904 --> 01:05:23,240
[Continues In Tomainian]
884
01:05:26,327 --> 01:05:28,245
- ## [Storm Troopers Singing, Distant]
- What's that?
885
01:05:28,329 --> 01:05:30,330
- ## [Singing Continues]
- Turn off the radio!
886
01:05:33,501 --> 01:05:34,459
Listen!
887
01:05:34,543 --> 01:05:36,836
# The Aryan, the Aryan #
888
01:05:36,921 --> 01:05:38,588
- It's the storm troopers!
- [Distant Gunshot]
889
01:05:38,673 --> 01:05:40,715
- [Woman Screaming]
- No, no!
890
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:42,509
[Gunshots]
891
01:05:42,593 --> 01:05:44,344
[Woman Gasps, Screams]
892
01:05:45,429 --> 01:05:48,848
# The Ary-Ary-Ary-Ary-Aryan #
893
01:05:48,933 --> 01:05:50,642
- [Gunshot]
- Oh, come on! Get in!
894
01:05:50,726 --> 01:05:52,769
- [Gunshots Continue]
- Come on! Come on! Get in!
895
01:05:52,853 --> 01:05:54,938
[Storm Troopers]
# The Ary-Ary-Ary-Ary-Aryan #
896
01:05:55,022 --> 01:05:56,606
- Bar that door!
- Get some water!
897
01:05:56,691 --> 01:05:59,609
Mr. Jaeckel.
Mr. Jaeckel, Mr. Jaeckel, Mr. Jaeckel!
898
01:05:59,694 --> 01:06:01,945
- [Sobbing] - [Gunshots
Continue] - Oh, my dear!
899
01:06:02,029 --> 01:06:03,280
What is it, dear?
900
01:06:03,364 --> 01:06:06,950
Mother, get the women and children up here.
Lock all the doors.
901
01:06:07,034 --> 01:06:09,869
- ## [Singing Continues]
- [Gunshots Continue]
902
01:06:09,954 --> 01:06:12,539
Here. You men, stay right here.
903
01:06:12,623 --> 01:06:14,708
We've got to make a stand.
904
01:06:14,792 --> 01:06:18,336
We might as well die
as to go on living like this.
905
01:06:18,421 --> 01:06:20,797
# The Ary-Ary-Ary-Ary-Aryan #
906
01:06:20,881 --> 01:06:21,965
[Laughing]
907
01:06:22,049 --> 01:06:24,384
[Shouting]
908
01:06:24,468 --> 01:06:28,138
Wait a minute!
We have a social call to make here!
909
01:06:28,222 --> 01:06:31,725
[All Shouting]
910
01:06:31,809 --> 01:06:33,560
Oh!
911
01:06:33,644 --> 01:06:36,104
[All Shouting]
912
01:06:36,188 --> 01:06:37,689
It's Hynkel!
913
01:06:39,233 --> 01:06:40,734
Wait a minute!
914
01:06:42,945 --> 01:06:44,446
What do you think you're doing?
915
01:06:44,530 --> 01:06:47,240
Commander Schultz gave strict orders
not to molest anyone in this court.
916
01:06:47,325 --> 01:06:49,034
These Jews were attacking storm troopers.
917
01:06:49,118 --> 01:06:51,536
I don't care what they were doing.
The orders were to keep out of here.
918
01:06:51,620 --> 01:06:53,413
- [Clank]
- Oh!
919
01:06:53,497 --> 01:06:55,832
There! You saw that for yourself!
920
01:06:55,916 --> 01:06:58,335
I can't help it.
Those are Commander Schultz's orders.
921
01:06:58,419 --> 01:06:59,919
Come on. Let's get going.
922
01:07:00,004 --> 01:07:01,504
Come on.
923
01:07:06,844 --> 01:07:08,678
[Storm Troopers]
# Aryan #
924
01:07:08,763 --> 01:07:10,597
# Aryan #
925
01:07:10,681 --> 01:07:13,600
# The Ary-Ary-Ary-Ary-Aryan ##
926
01:07:13,684 --> 01:07:16,519
## [Continues, Fades]
927
01:07:18,564 --> 01:07:21,274
Orders or no orders,
I'm gonna get that girl.
928
01:07:23,235 --> 01:07:28,323
Out.
929
01:07:28,407 --> 01:07:29,908
Aww.
930
01:07:41,045 --> 01:07:43,046
[Newsboy]
Extry! Paper!
931
01:07:43,130 --> 01:07:46,132
- Schultz arrested! Paper!
- Did you hear that?
932
01:07:46,217 --> 01:07:48,134
- He's arrested Commander Schultz.
- What?
933
01:07:48,219 --> 01:07:49,886
Commander Schultz
has been arrested!
934
01:07:49,970 --> 01:07:52,013
- [Storm Trooper #1] ?Troopers!
- Listen.
935
01:07:52,098 --> 01:07:55,350
- A Jew corrupted our commander!
- [Storm Trooper #2] Let's kill the lot of them!
936
01:07:55,434 --> 01:07:56,393
[Shouting]
937
01:07:56,477 --> 01:07:58,728
[Storm Trooper #1] Commander Schultz
is under arrest, accused of treason!
938
01:07:58,813 --> 01:08:03,400
And you know why. Schultz was a friend
of the ghetto, a friend of that barber!
939
01:08:03,484 --> 01:08:06,778
- [Storm Trooper #3] Let's get the barber!
- [Storm Trooper #4] We want the barber!
940
01:08:06,862 --> 01:08:08,405
[Storm Troopers Chanting]
We want the barber!
941
01:08:08,489 --> 01:08:10,365
- It's the storm troopers! They're after you!
- We want the barber!
942
01:08:10,449 --> 01:08:12,617
- You better get up on the roof.
- No. I'll stay here.
943
01:08:12,701 --> 01:08:14,202
Come on! They'll kill you!
944
01:08:14,286 --> 01:08:16,621
- No, I'll stay and fight!
- Don't be a fool!
945
01:08:16,705 --> 01:08:18,998
Do you want to be murdered?
Get on to the roof. Quick!
946
01:08:19,083 --> 01:08:21,918
- Come on! Come on!
- [Jaeckel] Agar, get inside.
947
01:08:22,002 --> 01:08:25,505
[Storm Troopers] We want the barber!
We want the barber!
948
01:08:25,589 --> 01:08:27,173
We want the barber!
949
01:08:27,258 --> 01:08:30,343
[Storm Trooper] All right, here we are!
Smash in the door! Come on!
950
01:08:30,428 --> 01:08:32,178
- [Pounding]
- [Glass Shattering]
951
01:08:32,263 --> 01:08:33,596
Come on, boys!
952
01:08:33,681 --> 01:08:36,224
Come on, boys!
We'll give the barber a haircut!
953
01:08:36,308 --> 01:08:37,851
- [Pounding]
- [Storm Troopers Shouting]
954
01:08:37,935 --> 01:08:41,646
[Woman Screaming]
955
01:08:41,730 --> 01:08:44,149
- [Storm Trooper] All right, where are the bombs?
- Come on. This way!
956
01:08:44,233 --> 01:08:45,859
[Storm Trooper]
Let 'er go!
957
01:08:47,987 --> 01:08:53,158
# Aryan, the Ary-Ary-Ary-Ary-Aryan #
## [Fades]
958
01:09:02,334 --> 01:09:04,210
There goes the barbershop.
959
01:09:07,131 --> 01:09:09,299
Never mind. We can start again.
960
01:09:09,383 --> 01:09:12,635
We can go to Osterlich.
That's still a free country.
961
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:15,054
Mr. Jaeckel says it's beautiful there.
962
01:09:15,139 --> 01:09:18,224
Wonderful green fields,
and they grow apples and grapes.
963
01:09:19,018 --> 01:09:21,561
Mr. Jaeckel's brother's got a vineyard
in Osterlich.
964
01:09:21,645 --> 01:09:25,106
And when Mr. Jaeckel goes there,
he said he'd take me with him.
965
01:09:25,191 --> 01:09:27,108
Now we can all go together.
966
01:09:27,943 --> 01:09:30,904
It'll be wonderful living in the country.
967
01:09:30,988 --> 01:09:33,948
Much better than a smoky old city.
968
01:09:34,658 --> 01:09:38,077
And if we work hard and don't eat much,
we can save money.
969
01:09:38,996 --> 01:09:41,247
We can buy a chicken farm.
970
01:09:42,458 --> 01:09:44,584
There's nice money
to be made in chickens.
971
01:09:45,753 --> 01:09:48,254
[Sniffles, Sobs]
972
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:56,179
## [Classical]
973
01:10:07,483 --> 01:10:09,275
Look at that star.
974
01:10:11,195 --> 01:10:13,154
Isn't it beautiful?
975
01:10:16,617 --> 01:10:20,286
One thing - Hynkel with all his power
can never touch that.
976
01:10:22,957 --> 01:10:25,959
It's all right now.
The coast is clear. Listen.
977
01:10:26,043 --> 01:10:28,336
Commander Schultz escaped.
He's hiding in my cellar.
978
01:10:28,420 --> 01:10:29,379
What?
979
01:10:29,463 --> 01:10:33,049
He's holding a meeting at midnight
and he wants you to be there.
980
01:10:33,133 --> 01:10:34,884
Hannah, you too come down...
981
01:10:34,969 --> 01:10:36,719
and help Mrs. Jaeckel with the supper.
982
01:10:36,804 --> 01:10:38,304
All right. I'll be down.
983
01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:44,811
I don't understand it.
984
01:10:44,895 --> 01:10:47,480
This crazy midnight supper.
985
01:10:47,565 --> 01:10:50,400
What does this Commander Schultz
want of us?
986
01:10:50,484 --> 01:10:52,569
He wants us to blow up the palace.
987
01:10:52,653 --> 01:10:54,320
What?
988
01:10:54,405 --> 01:10:57,824
We Jewish people shouldn't
get mixed up in such a business.
989
01:10:57,908 --> 01:11:01,536
I know it, but Commander Schultz is such
a good talker, he has them all hypnotized.
990
01:11:01,620 --> 01:11:03,788
I knew he was up to some mischief.
991
01:11:03,872 --> 01:11:05,498
Sure, he is!
992
01:11:06,584 --> 01:11:08,209
I came in the kitchen this evening...
993
01:11:08,294 --> 01:11:11,004
and found him putting a coin
in one of your puddings.
994
01:11:11,088 --> 01:11:13,548
Putting a coin in one of the puddings?
995
01:11:13,632 --> 01:11:17,302
But don't worry. I've fixed everything.
Wait and see.
996
01:11:17,386 --> 01:11:22,098
[Schultz] Gentlemen, may I claim
your indulgence for a moment?
997
01:11:22,182 --> 01:11:26,603
We are here tonight
to rid the country of a tyrant.
998
01:11:27,438 --> 01:11:30,231
In order to carry out this plan,
one of us must die.
999
01:11:33,319 --> 01:11:36,696
In ancient times,
the Aryan tribe of Langobardians...
1000
01:11:36,780 --> 01:11:39,657
made human sacrifice to the god Thor.
1001
01:11:41,035 --> 01:11:43,953
At a feast by lottery
the victim was chosen.
1002
01:11:44,038 --> 01:11:47,624
Tonight at this feast
one of you will be chosen.
1003
01:11:51,629 --> 01:11:53,713
Each man will receive a pudding.
1004
01:11:53,797 --> 01:11:56,257
Concealed in one of these is a coin.
1005
01:11:56,342 --> 01:11:59,594
Whoever gets that coin must give up his life
for the liberation of his people.
1006
01:11:59,678 --> 01:12:04,390
But he will join the long line
of history's noble martyrs...
1007
01:12:04,475 --> 01:12:08,227
and will rid his country of a tyrant.
1008
01:12:11,398 --> 01:12:12,398
Ooh!
1009
01:12:19,281 --> 01:12:21,908
I know that it is the wish
of all of us...
1010
01:12:21,992 --> 01:12:24,827
to be chosen this night
to die for Tomainia.
1011
01:12:25,663 --> 01:12:28,581
Much as I should like
to participate in this ordeal...
1012
01:12:28,666 --> 01:12:30,166
I cannot.
1013
01:12:30,250 --> 01:12:31,751
Why?
1014
01:12:34,797 --> 01:12:37,674
Don't you understand?
He's too well-known.
1015
01:12:37,758 --> 01:12:40,426
It must be done by somebody like us.
1016
01:12:40,511 --> 01:12:42,261
I can't see it like that.
1017
01:12:42,346 --> 01:12:46,182
Gentlemen, if this is a question of my honor,
it's very embarrassing.
1018
01:12:47,851 --> 01:12:51,145
Commander Schultz,
I apologize for my friend.
1019
01:12:51,230 --> 01:12:54,607
And let me say on behalf
of myself and the others...
1020
01:12:54,692 --> 01:12:58,528
that we consider it a great privilege
to die for our country.
1021
01:12:59,530 --> 01:13:04,742
Very well then. Gentlemen, I shall now retire
until fate has chosen the liberator.
1022
01:13:08,205 --> 01:13:10,623
Until then, hail Hynk -
1023
01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:13,042
Oh, what am I saying?
1024
01:13:13,127 --> 01:13:17,964
Gentlemen, we have pledged our honor.
1025
01:13:18,048 --> 01:13:19,257
Proceed.
1026
01:14:10,601 --> 01:14:12,477
[Sniffles]
1027
01:16:05,048 --> 01:16:06,382
[Coins Rattle]
1028
01:16:08,969 --> 01:16:18,644
[Rattling]
1029
01:16:20,063 --> 01:16:24,817
[Rattling Continues]
1030
01:16:25,569 --> 01:16:28,237
Gentlemen, the coin is here.
1031
01:16:28,322 --> 01:16:30,656
[Coughing]
1032
01:16:34,661 --> 01:16:36,412
What's the meaning of all this?
1033
01:16:36,496 --> 01:16:37,997
Somebody made a fool of us.
1034
01:16:38,081 --> 01:16:40,166
- You're quite right. I did.
- What?
1035
01:16:40,250 --> 01:16:42,293
I put a coin in every pudding.
1036
01:16:45,422 --> 01:16:47,256
Mr. Jaeckel!
1037
01:16:47,341 --> 01:16:52,303
Blowing up palaces and wanting to kill people.
We're in enough trouble as it is.
1038
01:16:53,597 --> 01:16:57,099
Hannah's right.
We've all been foolish.
1039
01:16:57,184 --> 01:17:00,686
Our place is at home,
looking after our own affairs.
1040
01:17:00,771 --> 01:17:02,647
[Together]
Good night.
1041
01:17:02,731 --> 01:17:04,231
What's this?
1042
01:17:04,316 --> 01:17:05,816
[Together]
Good night.
1043
01:17:10,447 --> 01:17:12,448
Good morning.
1044
01:17:24,127 --> 01:17:27,046
By the papers they are saying Commander
Schultz may be hiding in the ghetto.
1045
01:17:27,130 --> 01:17:29,465
Here it is. Read it for yourself.
1046
01:17:30,634 --> 01:17:32,635
- Good morning.
- [Both] Good morning.
1047
01:17:32,719 --> 01:17:34,845
Hannah, here. Read that.
1048
01:17:34,930 --> 01:17:36,722
"Mystery still surrounds
the disappearance...
1049
01:17:36,807 --> 01:17:38,057
of ex-Commander Schultz.
1050
01:17:38,141 --> 01:17:41,686
At police headquarters it was believed that
the commander may be hiding in the ghetto.
1051
01:17:41,770 --> 01:17:45,690
A certain Jewish barber,
reported to be a friend of Schultz...
1052
01:17:45,774 --> 01:17:47,650
is also wanted for questioning."
1053
01:17:47,734 --> 01:17:48,734
Me?
1054
01:17:48,819 --> 01:17:51,320
Well, if it's just for questioning,
it can't be serious.
1055
01:17:51,405 --> 01:17:55,491
Meyerberg was only wanted for questioning,
and we never heard of him since.
1056
01:17:55,575 --> 01:17:57,410
- [Knocking]
- Shh!
1057
01:18:06,169 --> 01:18:08,254
- Who is it?
- It's me - Mr. Mann.
1058
01:18:11,758 --> 01:18:14,218
Hello, Jaeckel. How are you, Mr. Agar?
1059
01:18:14,302 --> 01:18:16,595
- How are you, Mrs. Jaeckel?
- How do you do?
1060
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:18,514
Did you hear
what they're saying in the papers...
1061
01:18:18,598 --> 01:18:20,266
about Commander Schultz
hiding in the ghetto?
1062
01:18:20,350 --> 01:18:21,851
Oh, I know, I know.
1063
01:18:21,935 --> 01:18:25,521
Well, don't you think that it's serious for you
if they find him here in the house?
1064
01:18:25,605 --> 01:18:27,231
[Jaeckel]
Shh!
1065
01:18:27,315 --> 01:18:29,984
Don't you realize
there are spies everywhere?
1066
01:18:30,068 --> 01:18:32,153
Spies?
1067
01:18:32,237 --> 01:18:33,779
[Shouts]
1068
01:18:33,864 --> 01:18:37,491
[Sighs, Whimpers]
What's the matter with him?
1069
01:18:37,576 --> 01:18:40,161
Didn't you read
he's wanted for questioning?
1070
01:18:40,245 --> 01:18:42,079
Oy.
1071
01:18:42,164 --> 01:18:43,497
Where's the commander?
1072
01:18:43,582 --> 01:18:45,875
He's in the next room.
1073
01:18:45,959 --> 01:18:47,460
Let me tell you.
1074
01:18:47,544 --> 01:18:49,420
If Commander Schultz is found
in this house...
1075
01:18:49,504 --> 01:18:54,091
we'll all go to the concentration camp for life
and get our heads cut off in the bargain.
1076
01:18:54,176 --> 01:18:56,093
Am I giving you an argument?
1077
01:18:56,178 --> 01:18:57,720
Then get rid of him.
1078
01:18:57,804 --> 01:18:59,513
You can't throw him out.
1079
01:18:59,598 --> 01:19:01,140
Of course not.
1080
01:19:01,224 --> 01:19:04,977
But I should like to know,
how long is he going to stay here?
1081
01:19:05,062 --> 01:19:06,145
That's all.
1082
01:19:06,229 --> 01:19:08,647
[Mrs. Jaeckel]
Come. Your breakfast is on the table.
1083
01:19:08,732 --> 01:19:11,484
- [Jaeckel] Mr. Mann?
- Thank you.
1084
01:19:11,568 --> 01:19:13,402
I have breakfast waiting at home.
1085
01:19:14,988 --> 01:19:17,281
Take the other side of the street
and search every house.
1086
01:19:20,327 --> 01:19:21,869
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
1087
01:19:21,953 --> 01:19:24,163
- What's wrong now?
- They're looking for Commander Schultz.
1088
01:19:24,247 --> 01:19:27,166
- Commander Schultz?
- He's supposed to be hiding in one of those houses.
1089
01:19:27,250 --> 01:19:29,585
Oh, they're always looking
for somebody.
1090
01:19:35,759 --> 01:19:38,302
[Knocking]
1091
01:19:38,386 --> 01:19:41,097
[Knocking Continues]
1092
01:19:42,682 --> 01:19:45,101
- Who is it?
- [Mann] It's me. Let me in!
1093
01:19:45,185 --> 01:19:47,561
- For heaven's sake, hurry up!
- Open the door.
1094
01:19:52,109 --> 01:19:53,609
- They're coming this way.
- What?
1095
01:19:53,693 --> 01:19:56,195
The storm troopers are searching
every house.
1096
01:19:56,279 --> 01:19:57,863
Quick! Tell the commander.
1097
01:19:59,950 --> 01:20:02,243
[Gasping]
1098
01:20:02,327 --> 01:20:03,410
Oh!
1099
01:20:05,038 --> 01:20:06,539
- Did you tell him?
- Yes.
1100
01:20:06,623 --> 01:20:09,041
- What is it?
- The storm troopers, they're going to search the house.
1101
01:20:09,126 --> 01:20:12,044
- What?
- You'd better get up on the roof. Quick! Both of you!
1102
01:20:13,505 --> 01:20:14,797
Wait a minute!
1103
01:20:14,881 --> 01:20:18,217
- We can't leave all these things about.
- That's right. All of you, pack my valises.
1104
01:20:20,137 --> 01:20:21,846
You pack this valise.
1105
01:20:23,473 --> 01:20:25,683
- [Clattering]
- [Shudders]
1106
01:20:30,564 --> 01:20:32,731
- Clear this shelf. Quickly.
- Oh, yes.
1107
01:20:35,318 --> 01:20:37,403
Pack this and this.
1108
01:20:37,487 --> 01:20:40,406
Oh, this mustn't be found here.
Open the door.
1109
01:20:46,580 --> 01:20:49,665
Listen! They are here!
Get up on the roof. Quick!
1110
01:20:49,749 --> 01:20:52,501
- I'll take this.
- Be sure they don't leave anything behind.
1111
01:20:52,586 --> 01:20:54,587
- My golf clubs.
- The hatbox!
1112
01:20:57,757 --> 01:21:00,009
- Here. Take this.
- Come on! Let's hurry!
1113
01:21:00,093 --> 01:21:01,677
- Where are you going?
- I'm going with him.
1114
01:21:01,761 --> 01:21:03,554
You stay here. You'll see him later.
Here. Take this.
1115
01:21:03,638 --> 01:21:05,514
- I'll meet you on the roof tonight.
- All right.
1116
01:21:05,599 --> 01:21:07,099
Oh, take this.
1117
01:21:11,354 --> 01:21:13,272
- [Knocking]
- [Jaeckel] Come on. Quick! Come on.
1118
01:21:13,356 --> 01:21:16,358
- [Trooper] Open in the name of Hynkel!
- [Knocking Continues]
1119
01:21:23,074 --> 01:21:25,075
- Stop!
- Huh?
1120
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:27,286
- Look where you are.
- Look where?
1121
01:21:27,370 --> 01:21:28,996
Look where you are.
1122
01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:31,207
Wait, I can't - I can't see.
Wait a moment.
1123
01:21:31,875 --> 01:21:35,878
- My bag! You've dropped it!
- No, it's right here. Here it is.
1124
01:21:35,962 --> 01:21:37,046
Oh.
1125
01:21:39,090 --> 01:21:42,760
[Muttering, Gasping]
1126
01:21:42,844 --> 01:21:45,554
Don't drop the other one!
Don't drop the other one!
1127
01:21:45,639 --> 01:21:48,974
My golf clubs! Not my golf clubs!
1128
01:21:49,643 --> 01:21:51,602
Come off of there. They'll see you.
1129
01:21:52,979 --> 01:21:55,314
- [Groans]
- Quick! This way!
1130
01:22:00,695 --> 01:22:02,821
- Whoa! Steady!
- Mm-hmm.
1131
01:22:02,906 --> 01:22:04,865
Now be careful.
1132
01:22:04,950 --> 01:22:06,283
Yes, sir.
1133
01:22:06,368 --> 01:22:08,410
You were lucky
you didn't break your neck.
1134
01:22:08,495 --> 01:22:09,828
Yes, sir.
1135
01:22:14,167 --> 01:22:15,668
You'll pardon me.
1136
01:22:18,755 --> 01:22:19,838
Sorry.
1137
01:22:22,175 --> 01:22:24,802
You guard the back -
Wait a minute.
1138
01:22:24,886 --> 01:22:26,845
I'm sorry.
I shall have to bother you again.
1139
01:22:26,930 --> 01:22:28,013
[Chuckles]
1140
01:22:28,098 --> 01:22:29,598
There he is!
1141
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:35,813
Well, good morning. How are you?
1142
01:22:35,897 --> 01:22:37,690
Oh, so-so.
1143
01:22:37,774 --> 01:22:39,566
Commander Schultz, who's your friend?
1144
01:22:39,651 --> 01:22:41,944
Remember, your silence
will be appreciated.
1145
01:22:42,028 --> 01:22:43,696
- Yes, sir.
- Take him down to the wagon.
1146
01:22:43,780 --> 01:22:44,947
Come on.
1147
01:22:57,794 --> 01:23:00,129
- Hey! Where you going?
- To the smoking room.
1148
01:23:00,213 --> 01:23:02,381
Ah, come on! Down this way!
1149
01:23:05,635 --> 01:23:07,845
[Man Shouting Orders, Faint]
1150
01:23:51,848 --> 01:23:53,349
Osterlich.
1151
01:23:53,433 --> 01:23:54,433
Ja.
1152
01:24:15,372 --> 01:24:17,706
[No Audible Dialogue]
1153
01:25:27,527 --> 01:25:29,194
Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce...
1154
01:25:29,279 --> 01:25:32,781
that we are at last
ready to march on Osterlich.
1155
01:25:32,866 --> 01:25:35,617
This was made possible
by the enterprise and genius...
1156
01:25:35,702 --> 01:25:37,703
of Field Marshal Herring...
1157
01:25:37,787 --> 01:25:40,622
upon whom I shall now pin
a token of my regard.
1158
01:25:42,041 --> 01:25:45,544
[Speaking Tomainian]
1159
01:25:45,628 --> 01:25:50,549
... der Wiener schnitzel -
[Continues In Tomainian]
1160
01:25:50,633 --> 01:25:52,468
[Sobbing]
1161
01:25:52,552 --> 01:25:57,055
[Continues In Tomainian,
Coughing]
1162
01:25:57,140 --> 01:26:00,058
[Continues In Tomainian]
...da genius.
1163
01:26:00,143 --> 01:26:02,811
[Sobbing Continues]
1164
01:26:05,398 --> 01:26:08,400
Turn around. No. Ah, yes.
1165
01:26:12,071 --> 01:26:13,572
[Yelps]
1166
01:26:21,164 --> 01:26:22,664
Gentlemen...
1167
01:26:24,334 --> 01:26:26,919
to Field Marshal Herring.
1168
01:26:27,003 --> 01:26:28,921
To the invasion of Osterlich.
1169
01:26:31,466 --> 01:26:33,300
[Glasses Shatter]
1170
01:26:45,688 --> 01:26:46,688
Elephant.
1171
01:26:46,773 --> 01:26:48,857
[Phone Rings]
1172
01:26:48,942 --> 01:26:52,194
Hello? Yes. Yes.
1173
01:26:52,278 --> 01:26:53,278
Wait.
1174
01:26:53,363 --> 01:26:55,614
Napaloni's mobilized his army
on the Osterlich front.
1175
01:26:55,698 --> 01:26:57,115
[Shouts]
What?
1176
01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:59,618
Already 60,000 men are on the border.
1177
01:26:59,702 --> 01:27:01,203
He's going to take Osterlich!
1178
01:27:01,287 --> 01:27:03,080
I can't believe it.
1179
01:27:05,124 --> 01:27:07,751
[Shouting In Tomainian]
You can't believe it?
1180
01:27:07,835 --> 01:27:10,462
- [Shouting In Tomainian]
- But, Your Excellency, I -
1181
01:27:10,547 --> 01:27:12,506
- You let him steal a march on us!
- No, I -
1182
01:27:12,590 --> 01:27:15,092
[Shouting In Tomainian]
You can't believe it?
1183
01:27:15,176 --> 01:27:19,638
- I did everything that was -
- [Continues In Tomainian]
1184
01:27:19,722 --> 01:27:23,475
- I had the ground covered.
- [Continues In Tomainian]
1185
01:27:31,150 --> 01:27:33,318
[Continues In Tomainian]
Haven't you any brains?
1186
01:27:33,403 --> 01:27:35,320
[Shouting In Tomainian]
..."pinheaden"...
1187
01:27:35,405 --> 01:27:39,324
[Continues In Tomainian]
1188
01:27:45,582 --> 01:27:47,249
No! No, no, no, no, no!
1189
01:27:47,333 --> 01:27:49,501
No, no, no, no, no!
1190
01:27:50,587 --> 01:27:52,921
No, no - No!
1191
01:27:53,006 --> 01:27:55,340
- Declare war on Napaloni!
- Napaloni?
1192
01:27:55,425 --> 01:27:59,761
Yes, Napaloni! Listen, you blockhead! Mobilize
every division of the army and the air force.
1193
01:27:59,846 --> 01:28:02,764
- Proceed to Bacteria and attack at once!
- But war will be the end of us.
1194
01:28:02,849 --> 01:28:04,016
- Do as I tell you.
- Madness.
1195
01:28:04,100 --> 01:28:05,851
- Shut up!
- Very well. Will you sign this?
1196
01:28:05,935 --> 01:28:08,186
- Yes, I'll - What is it?
- A declaration of war.
1197
01:28:08,271 --> 01:28:09,938
I'll sign it. A pen.
1198
01:28:10,023 --> 01:28:12,441
[Speaking Tomainian]
I'll sign it.
1199
01:28:12,525 --> 01:28:16,361
[Speaking Tomainian]
1200
01:28:16,446 --> 01:28:18,280
[Shouts In Tomainian]
1201
01:28:18,364 --> 01:28:19,615
A pen!
1202
01:28:19,699 --> 01:28:21,867
I'll sign it! Napaloni.
1203
01:28:21,951 --> 01:28:24,703
Der grosser peanut!
Der cheesy ravioli!
1204
01:28:24,787 --> 01:28:26,330
- There!
- [Phone Rings]
1205
01:28:26,414 --> 01:28:28,081
Hello?
1206
01:28:28,166 --> 01:28:30,208
- It's Napaloni.
- Wait a minute.
1207
01:28:30,293 --> 01:28:32,210
Napaloni?
1208
01:28:32,295 --> 01:28:34,963
- You talk to him.
- What shall I say?
1209
01:28:35,048 --> 01:28:37,633
Be nice, affable, pleasant.
1210
01:28:40,762 --> 01:28:41,803
Hello?
1211
01:28:41,888 --> 01:28:44,306
Well, well, well. How are you?
1212
01:28:44,390 --> 01:28:46,183
Fine.
1213
01:28:46,267 --> 01:28:49,061
No, he hasn't been playing
very much lately.
1214
01:28:49,145 --> 01:28:51,480
You went around in '92? Really?
1215
01:28:53,399 --> 01:28:55,525
You want to speak to His Excellency?
1216
01:28:56,736 --> 01:28:58,487
[Mouths Words]
1217
01:29:00,406 --> 01:29:02,491
Just now he's a little hoarse.
1218
01:29:02,575 --> 01:29:06,870
Hmm. No, no. I mean he can't talk.
[Chuckles]
1219
01:29:06,954 --> 01:29:09,122
May I take a message?
1220
01:29:09,874 --> 01:29:13,085
He says no doubt you've heard of the movement
of his troops on the Osterlich front...
1221
01:29:13,169 --> 01:29:14,670
and he'd like to discuss
the matter with you.
1222
01:29:14,754 --> 01:29:16,463
Ask him to come here.
1223
01:29:16,547 --> 01:29:18,840
His Excellency would be delighted
to invite you to Tomainia...
1224
01:29:18,925 --> 01:29:20,717
where you could discuss the matter.
1225
01:29:21,844 --> 01:29:24,513
Very well.
I'll make the necessary arrangements.
1226
01:29:24,597 --> 01:29:26,515
Good-bye, Your Excellency.
1227
01:29:26,599 --> 01:29:27,849
He's coming.
1228
01:29:27,934 --> 01:29:30,352
Good. We'll give him the works.
1229
01:29:30,436 --> 01:29:32,771
We'll put on the greatest military show
the world has ever known!
1230
01:29:32,855 --> 01:29:37,067
Convinced of my strength, Napaloni will
leave the invasion of Osterlich to me.
1231
01:29:38,528 --> 01:29:40,028
What shall I do with this?
1232
01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:42,322
- What is it?
- Your declaration of war.
1233
01:29:45,493 --> 01:29:47,619
Peace is declared.
1234
01:29:47,704 --> 01:29:49,955
## [Newsreel Fanfare]
1235
01:29:50,039 --> 01:29:54,459
[Announcer] 2,975,000 eager citizens
are massed in the station square...
1236
01:29:54,544 --> 01:29:57,129
awaiting the arrival
of Benzine Napaloni.
1237
01:29:57,213 --> 01:30:01,299
Entering the station is our beloved Phooey,
ready to greet his distinguished guest.
1238
01:30:01,384 --> 01:30:03,468
This historic meeting
will cement a friendship...
1239
01:30:03,553 --> 01:30:07,556
that has long existed between our Phooey
and the dictator of Bacteria.
1240
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:08,974
Order... arms!
1241
01:30:09,058 --> 01:30:12,477
His Excellency is about to greet
the Bacterian ambassador.
1242
01:30:12,562 --> 01:30:14,646
- How do you do?
- Thank you, sir.
1243
01:30:15,815 --> 01:30:17,065
Garbitsch.
1244
01:30:18,901 --> 01:30:20,652
See about the photography.
1245
01:30:22,321 --> 01:30:23,905
When Their Excellencies meet...
1246
01:30:23,990 --> 01:30:26,283
tell the press to see that our Phooey
is well-photographed.
1247
01:30:26,367 --> 01:30:28,160
- Full face, not the back of his head.
- Yes, sir.
1248
01:30:28,244 --> 01:30:31,496
Benzino Napaloni's private train
is now coming into the station.
1249
01:30:31,581 --> 01:30:33,665
- [Train Whistle Blows]
- And from a pink and white car...
1250
01:30:33,750 --> 01:30:36,585
- Napaloni and his wife will step onto a crimson carpet...
- Present arms!
1251
01:30:36,669 --> 01:30:39,254
where Adenoid Hynkel will deliver
his address of welcome.
1252
01:30:45,678 --> 01:30:47,345
[Speaks Tomainian]
1253
01:30:47,430 --> 01:30:49,431
[Brakes Screeching]
1254
01:30:51,017 --> 01:30:52,684
What's the matter with this stupid -
1255
01:30:53,936 --> 01:30:55,604
Hey! What's all of this-a mix-up-a?
1256
01:30:55,688 --> 01:30:57,522
Come on. They've gone too far.
1257
01:30:59,025 --> 01:31:01,943
At ease! Bring along the carpet.
1258
01:31:02,028 --> 01:31:04,196
Papa, why can't we get out here?
1259
01:31:04,280 --> 01:31:06,948
- There is no carpet.
- Who cares about a carpet?
1260
01:31:07,033 --> 01:31:10,535
Il Dig-a-Ditchy, me - Napaloni.
I never get out without a carpet.
1261
01:31:10,620 --> 01:31:11,703
Hmm, hmm -
1262
01:31:11,788 --> 01:31:15,081
[Brakes Screeching]
1263
01:31:16,209 --> 01:31:18,752
Come on.
Lay it down here. Quick.
1264
01:31:18,836 --> 01:31:20,295
- Hurry up!
- It's going back again!
1265
01:31:20,379 --> 01:31:21,505
What?
1266
01:31:24,801 --> 01:31:27,928
[Shouts In Bacterian: Mock Italian]
What do you do? You salami?
1267
01:31:28,012 --> 01:31:30,055
[Shouting In Bacterian]
1268
01:31:30,139 --> 01:31:32,557
Let's get out!
Let's get out while it's stopping!
1269
01:31:32,642 --> 01:31:34,059
Shut up!
1270
01:31:34,143 --> 01:31:37,270
[Brakes Screeching]
1271
01:31:37,772 --> 01:31:39,940
Hurry. Quick. Put it down.
1272
01:31:41,234 --> 01:31:43,109
Take it away. Take it away.
1273
01:31:43,194 --> 01:31:46,655
Stay here. Stay here
until they've made up their mind.
1274
01:31:51,953 --> 01:31:54,746
You got-a the carpet?
Well, put 'em-a down!
1275
01:31:55,581 --> 01:31:57,666
Hmm. Oh, come on, come on.
1276
01:31:59,502 --> 01:32:01,002
[Mutters]
1277
01:32:01,087 --> 01:32:03,004
- Here he is.
- Ah!
1278
01:32:04,340 --> 01:32:05,924
- My friend!
- Napaloni!
1279
01:32:09,011 --> 01:32:11,346
- [Laughs] This is indeed a pleasure.
- Thank you.
1280
01:32:11,430 --> 01:32:14,641
Welcome to Tomainia. This way.
[Chuckles]
1281
01:32:14,725 --> 01:32:16,101
Pictures, Your Excellencies?
1282
01:32:16,185 --> 01:32:18,520
Oh, sure. Salute!
1283
01:32:18,604 --> 01:32:20,105
Another one, please.
1284
01:32:20,189 --> 01:32:22,607
Ah, this is really a pleasure
to be here, my friend Hynkel.
1285
01:32:23,359 --> 01:32:25,443
Oh, you want another picture?
Just a moment.
1286
01:32:25,528 --> 01:32:26,528
There.
1287
01:32:29,949 --> 01:32:31,449
- [Steam Hisses]
- [Shrieking]
1288
01:32:31,534 --> 01:32:33,785
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!
- [Speaks Bacterian] My bambino!
1289
01:32:33,870 --> 01:32:35,829
- All right. It's all right-a, Mama.
- Get rid of those men.
1290
01:32:35,913 --> 01:32:37,038
- Where is my ambassador?
- Dismissed.
1291
01:32:37,123 --> 01:32:38,874
- There you are. Hello, Spook.
- Your Excellency.
1292
01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:41,710
How do you feel?
Good! Look after Mama.
1293
01:32:41,794 --> 01:32:43,545
Oh, Hynkie, did you meet-a my wife?
1294
01:32:43,629 --> 01:32:44,754
- Your wife?
- That's her.
1295
01:32:44,839 --> 01:32:45,839
- I -
- Let's go.
1296
01:32:47,300 --> 01:32:50,218
Tomainia! Very nice. Very nice.
1297
01:32:50,303 --> 01:32:51,887
## [Fanfare]
1298
01:32:51,971 --> 01:32:54,347
[Officer]
Present... arms!
1299
01:32:54,432 --> 01:32:58,226
[Crowd]
Napaloni! Napaloni!
1300
01:32:58,311 --> 01:33:00,645
[Crowd Cheering]
1301
01:33:03,399 --> 01:33:05,650
[Cheering Continues]
1302
01:33:09,906 --> 01:33:11,698
Clock is a-two minutes-a slow.
1303
01:33:12,408 --> 01:33:13,825
This way.
1304
01:33:13,910 --> 01:33:16,244
[Cheering Continues]
1305
01:33:27,423 --> 01:33:31,092
[Crowd]
Napaloni! Napaloni!
1306
01:33:31,177 --> 01:33:32,677
Napaloni!
1307
01:33:32,762 --> 01:33:35,931
[Crowd Continues Cheering]
1308
01:33:37,683 --> 01:33:39,935
- It's-a very nice-a people.
- Hmm?
1309
01:33:40,019 --> 01:33:43,772
- I say, the people are very nice.
- Oh, yes. Thank you.
1310
01:33:45,691 --> 01:33:47,192
- He is my husband!
- Keep back!
1311
01:33:47,276 --> 01:33:48,443
- You make a mistake!
- Let me go!
1312
01:33:48,527 --> 01:33:50,195
- You make a big-a mistake-a!
- Get back!
1313
01:33:50,279 --> 01:33:51,488
Please!
1314
01:33:53,491 --> 01:33:55,700
At all costs, Napaloni shall not
invade Osterlich.
1315
01:33:55,785 --> 01:33:57,369
That country belongs to me.
1316
01:33:57,453 --> 01:34:00,580
[Garbitsch] At this meeting we shall not
discuss the Osterlich situation.
1317
01:34:00,665 --> 01:34:04,042
This interview is solely to impress upon him
the force of your personality.
1318
01:34:04,126 --> 01:34:07,295
- Hmm.
- To make him feel your superiority.
1319
01:34:07,380 --> 01:34:08,672
Heh.
1320
01:34:08,756 --> 01:34:10,924
This man Napaloni
is aggressive, domineering.
1321
01:34:11,008 --> 01:34:13,301
Before we make our demands,
we must put him in his place.
1322
01:34:13,386 --> 01:34:16,304
- Precisely. But how?
- By means of applied psychology.
1323
01:34:16,389 --> 01:34:19,224
In other words,
by making him feel inferior.
1324
01:34:19,308 --> 01:34:21,309
This can be done in many subtle ways.
1325
01:34:21,394 --> 01:34:24,479
For instance, at this interview,
I have so arranged...
1326
01:34:24,563 --> 01:34:26,940
that he will always be
looking up at you...
1327
01:34:27,024 --> 01:34:28,650
you looking down at him.
1328
01:34:28,734 --> 01:34:31,277
At all times his position
will be inferior.
1329
01:34:31,362 --> 01:34:33,154
Mmm. Excellent.
1330
01:34:33,239 --> 01:34:37,409
Then again, we shall seat him here
beside your bust...
1331
01:34:37,493 --> 01:34:40,912
so that if you relax,
that will always be glaring at him.
1332
01:34:40,997 --> 01:34:43,331
And? Oh.
1333
01:34:43,416 --> 01:34:44,874
Where is he now?
1334
01:34:44,959 --> 01:34:47,794
Resting.
When he arrives, I have arranged...
1335
01:34:47,878 --> 01:34:50,755
that he shall enter
from the far end of the room.
1336
01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:53,091
Another psychological triumph.
1337
01:34:53,175 --> 01:34:56,594
He will have the embarrassment of walking
the entire length of the floor toward you.
1338
01:34:56,679 --> 01:34:59,055
[Laughs]
Very good.
1339
01:34:59,140 --> 01:35:00,432
[Phone Buzzes]
1340
01:35:01,392 --> 01:35:02,684
- [Button Clicks]
- Yes?
1341
01:35:02,768 --> 01:35:05,520
[Intercom: Man] His Excellency
Signor Napaloni is now leaving his room.
1342
01:35:05,604 --> 01:35:09,107
[Gasps] He's coming! He's coming!
Quick, get me a flower. A flower.
1343
01:35:09,191 --> 01:35:11,443
Remember, at all times you must be
above him, before him.
1344
01:35:11,527 --> 01:35:13,445
Entering or leaving,
you must be first.
1345
01:35:13,529 --> 01:35:15,488
## [Trumpets: Fanfare]
1346
01:35:19,869 --> 01:35:22,037
Hello, Hynkie!
1347
01:35:22,121 --> 01:35:25,957
Wie Gootz! Wie geht's!
[Laughs]
1348
01:35:26,042 --> 01:35:28,001
How-a you feel?
1349
01:35:31,464 --> 01:35:34,382
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Ah, my brother dictator!
1350
01:35:35,176 --> 01:35:37,135
You are a nice little man, a-Hynkie!
1351
01:35:37,219 --> 01:35:40,805
I'm so glad to see you again.
[Laughs]
1352
01:35:40,890 --> 01:35:43,475
And my friend the Garbitsch!
Hello!
1353
01:35:43,559 --> 01:35:44,559
[Gasps]
1354
01:35:44,643 --> 01:35:47,062
Ah, this is a lovely place.
1355
01:35:47,146 --> 01:35:50,148
I feel-a fine.
I just had a nice-a cold shower.
1356
01:35:50,232 --> 01:35:54,194
And that bathtub - as soon as you get
the plumbing fixed, it'll be in-a good-a shape.
1357
01:35:55,571 --> 01:35:57,405
Your Excellency, won't you sit down.
1358
01:35:57,490 --> 01:35:58,990
Oh, shoot, shoot.
1359
01:36:20,471 --> 01:36:23,640
Well-a, Hynkie, my dictator friend, you -
1360
01:36:23,724 --> 01:36:25,225
[Sighs]
1361
01:36:28,771 --> 01:36:30,355
I must be-a growing.
1362
01:36:32,024 --> 01:36:34,192
Not sure why they gave me
a baby stool.
1363
01:36:42,868 --> 01:36:46,204
This-a stool is not for me.
I like it-a better up-a-stairs here.
1364
01:36:46,288 --> 01:36:48,414
You know-a something, Garbitsch?
This is a lovely country.
1365
01:36:48,499 --> 01:36:49,958
Very nice-a people.
1366
01:36:50,042 --> 01:36:52,460
I thought the public extremely enthusiastic
on your arrival.
1367
01:36:52,545 --> 01:36:54,879
Sure. They like to see new faces.
1368
01:36:58,384 --> 01:37:02,095
I'm sorry for the mishap that occurred
to Madam Napaloni at the railroad station.
1369
01:37:02,179 --> 01:37:04,013
What's that? What's that?
1370
01:37:04,098 --> 01:37:08,059
I'm sorry for the Napaloni
that occurred at the - at the rail -
1371
01:37:08,894 --> 01:37:11,146
Madam Napaloni at the railway station.
1372
01:37:11,897 --> 01:37:15,316
Oh, she's not used to public life.
She can't take it.
1373
01:37:15,401 --> 01:37:16,484
Match.
1374
01:37:16,569 --> 01:37:18,319
Oh - I'm sorry. I'm -
1375
01:37:18,404 --> 01:37:21,906
No, that's all right.
Don't apologize. I find-a one.
1376
01:37:23,659 --> 01:37:26,911
I am simply crazy about this a-palace.
1377
01:37:26,996 --> 01:37:29,914
Ivory and gold -
that makes a lovely combination.
1378
01:37:29,999 --> 01:37:33,418
Gets away from that gingerbread idea.
Say, tell me something-a, Garbitsch.
1379
01:37:34,503 --> 01:37:36,004
What's on the program?
1380
01:37:36,088 --> 01:37:38,339
- There's the grand ball this evening.
- Grand ball?
1381
01:37:38,424 --> 01:37:41,509
The grand ball. And this afternoon,
a review of the army.
1382
01:37:41,594 --> 01:37:43,553
Review of the army?
Well, that won't take-a long.
1383
01:37:43,637 --> 01:37:47,098
- I'm afraid it will.
- Oh? So you got a big army, huh?
1384
01:37:47,183 --> 01:37:49,517
[Chuckling]
Modesty forbids.
1385
01:37:50,436 --> 01:37:52,187
Yes, seems I've heard
something about it.
1386
01:37:52,271 --> 01:37:54,606
If I'm gonna review the army,
I think I'll get me a shave.
1387
01:37:54,690 --> 01:37:57,192
- We have a barbershop in the palace.
- Is that so?
1388
01:37:58,110 --> 01:38:00,486
Hynkie, you look a little blue
under the gills.
1389
01:38:00,571 --> 01:38:03,448
- What do you say we take a shave together?
- I should be delighted.
1390
01:38:03,532 --> 01:38:05,491
- Good!
- [Garbitsch] Very well. This way.
1391
01:38:10,456 --> 01:38:13,291
[Stammers, Shouts in Tomainian]
1392
01:38:15,377 --> 01:38:17,879
Ah, this is the barbershop.
I can-a smell 'em.
1393
01:38:25,638 --> 01:38:27,555
Ah, now this is-a sweet -
a- very sweet.
1394
01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:30,308
- Do you like it? It was the emperor's library.
- Makes a good a-barbershop.
1395
01:38:30,392 --> 01:38:32,644
- Too old fashioned. I want something modern.
- Is that so?
1396
01:38:32,728 --> 01:38:35,813
You see, when I get shaved, I'm very nervous.
I like something to look at.
1397
01:38:35,898 --> 01:38:37,899
So I'm putting in glass walls and ceiling...
1398
01:38:37,983 --> 01:38:40,818
so that when my head is turned this way,
I shall have a view of the mountains.
1399
01:38:40,903 --> 01:38:41,611
Ah.
1400
01:38:41,695 --> 01:38:44,322
And when it's tipped this way,
I shall have a view through the glass ceiling.
1401
01:38:44,406 --> 01:38:46,199
- What's above-a the ceiling?
- The ballroom.
1402
01:38:48,410 --> 01:38:50,912
Then in my summer palace
I have a barbershop.
1403
01:38:52,748 --> 01:38:55,041
- Is that so?
- Mm-hmm.
1404
01:38:55,125 --> 01:38:56,542
Yes.
1405
01:38:56,627 --> 01:38:58,670
That also has glass walls.
1406
01:38:58,754 --> 01:39:00,255
You don't tell me.
1407
01:39:00,339 --> 01:39:03,591
Oh, yes.
With goldfish swimming inside.
1408
01:39:03,676 --> 01:39:05,593
Wait a minute.
Goldfish swimming inside-a the walls?
1409
01:39:05,678 --> 01:39:07,345
- Mm-hmm.
- How do you feed 'em?
1410
01:39:07,429 --> 01:39:10,932
You can't. They're all dead.
That's why I'm building a new barbershop.
1411
01:39:11,016 --> 01:39:12,058
Oh.
1412
01:39:13,852 --> 01:39:16,437
- Very interesting. Very interesting.
- Yes? Do you like it?
1413
01:39:18,899 --> 01:39:21,359
## [Newsreel Fanfare]
1414
01:39:21,443 --> 01:39:23,027
[Announcer]
This is the Hynkel Stadium.
1415
01:39:23,112 --> 01:39:26,948
Before a half million spectators, the greatest
display of arms the world has ever known...
1416
01:39:27,032 --> 01:39:29,033
marches by in review.
1417
01:39:29,118 --> 01:39:31,119
Our beloved Phooey
and Il Dig-a-Ditchy are seated...
1418
01:39:31,203 --> 01:39:34,414
in the reviewing stand,
thrilled by this historic event.
1419
01:39:35,416 --> 01:39:36,416
What?
1420
01:39:36,500 --> 01:39:38,126
Nothing. I'm just chewing.
1421
01:39:39,962 --> 01:39:41,879
- Ah, yes.
- Would you care for some peanuts?
1422
01:39:42,965 --> 01:39:46,301
- Thank you. I've had some.
- Oh. Good shape. Here you are, Spook.
1423
01:39:46,385 --> 01:39:48,636
Now passing -
Tomainia's heavy artillery.
1424
01:39:48,721 --> 01:39:50,388
[Wheels Grinding]
1425
01:39:50,472 --> 01:39:51,973
It's all right.
1426
01:39:52,057 --> 01:39:55,852
I want to show you my new bombing planes.
I just called up a half hour ago to start 'em over.
1427
01:39:55,936 --> 01:39:57,562
- Where are they coming from?
- Aroma.
1428
01:39:57,646 --> 01:39:59,314
Aroma? That's 400 miles away.
1429
01:39:59,398 --> 01:40:02,025
That's right. They should be here now.
I don't know what's detaining them.
1430
01:40:02,109 --> 01:40:04,861
Now passing -
Tomainia's light artillery.
1431
01:40:09,658 --> 01:40:11,659
Hmm. That's very light.
1432
01:40:11,744 --> 01:40:13,578
And here come the armored tanks...
1433
01:40:13,662 --> 01:40:15,496
- the pride of Tomainia's army.
- [Tanks Wheels Grinding]
1434
01:40:15,581 --> 01:40:18,916
The latest design,
the last word in modern warfare.
1435
01:40:19,918 --> 01:40:22,003
Wait a minute.
Where's the propellers?
1436
01:40:22,087 --> 01:40:24,255
- Propellers?
- Sure. For going under the water.
1437
01:40:24,340 --> 01:40:26,341
- Tanks that go under the water?
- Submarine work!
1438
01:40:26,425 --> 01:40:30,094
You never heard of aero-marine tanks that
go under the water and then fly up-a-stairs?
1439
01:40:30,179 --> 01:40:33,181
- What's that?
- Tanks that go under the water and fly in the air.
1440
01:40:33,265 --> 01:40:35,433
Oh, yes. Those are obsolete now.
1441
01:40:35,517 --> 01:40:37,769
We're concentrating
on flying dreadnoughts.
1442
01:40:37,853 --> 01:40:40,229
Flying dreadnoughts. Mmm.
1443
01:40:41,023 --> 01:40:45,276
[Airplanes Passing]
1444
01:40:45,361 --> 01:40:46,986
- What's that?
- My planes!
1445
01:40:47,071 --> 01:40:50,448
Now passing -
Hynkel's flying division number 34.
1446
01:40:50,532 --> 01:40:52,116
Our planes!
1447
01:40:54,870 --> 01:40:57,372
[Plane Crashes]
1448
01:40:57,456 --> 01:40:59,832
You're right. They're yours.
1449
01:41:01,668 --> 01:41:04,379
## [Orchestra]
1450
01:41:24,983 --> 01:41:26,150
Ah, Garbitsch.
1451
01:41:27,319 --> 01:41:29,237
The invasion of Osterlich.
1452
01:41:29,321 --> 01:41:33,408
It's all so simple. Our troops, tanks
and guns will be hidden along the border.
1453
01:41:33,492 --> 01:41:36,494
To disarm suspicion, you will go hunting -
duck shooting or something.
1454
01:41:36,578 --> 01:41:39,247
At the appointed time, you will show up
at the village of Pretzelberg...
1455
01:41:39,331 --> 01:41:43,167
meet the army, step into an automobile
and cross over into Osterlich.
1456
01:41:43,252 --> 01:41:46,170
Herring and I will be waiting
at the capital to receive you.
1457
01:41:46,255 --> 01:41:48,589
First, Napaloni must remove
his troops from the border.
1458
01:41:48,674 --> 01:41:50,258
That question will be decided tonight.
1459
01:41:50,342 --> 01:41:51,801
Where is Napaloni?
1460
01:41:51,885 --> 01:41:53,970
I'll see if I can find him.
In the meantime...
1461
01:41:54,054 --> 01:41:56,848
it might be advisable for you
to dance with Madam Napaloni.
1462
01:41:56,932 --> 01:41:58,433
Huh?
1463
01:41:58,517 --> 01:41:59,976
It'll carry weight.
1464
01:42:00,060 --> 01:42:01,686
You mean I will carry weight.
1465
01:42:01,770 --> 01:42:04,397
[Laughing]
1466
01:42:05,732 --> 01:42:07,525
You find him. Let me know at once.
1467
01:42:09,528 --> 01:42:11,779
## [Orchestra Continues]
1468
01:42:12,948 --> 01:42:16,117
- Madam Napaloni.
- [Chuckles] Your Excellency.
1469
01:42:16,201 --> 01:42:18,619
[Chuckles]
Why so triste?
1470
01:42:18,704 --> 01:42:20,538
'Cause I no speak-a.
1471
01:42:20,622 --> 01:42:22,790
No? May I have the pleasure
of this dance?
1472
01:42:22,875 --> 01:42:24,167
Oh, yes.
1473
01:42:24,251 --> 01:42:25,751
Allow me.
1474
01:42:56,575 --> 01:42:59,827
Madam, your dancing was superb.
1475
01:42:59,912 --> 01:43:01,204
Excellent.
1476
01:43:01,288 --> 01:43:02,788
Very good.
1477
01:43:02,873 --> 01:43:04,123
Good.
1478
01:43:13,300 --> 01:43:14,800
## [Fades]
1479
01:43:15,761 --> 01:43:17,094
[Chuckles]
1480
01:43:17,179 --> 01:43:18,930
- Ah, my dear Adenoid!
- Benzine!
1481
01:43:19,014 --> 01:43:21,766
I've been-a looking for you all evening.
What do you say we have a sandwich...
1482
01:43:21,850 --> 01:43:25,228
go to some quiet little place where we can
sit down and talk-a things over, huh?
1483
01:43:25,312 --> 01:43:28,773
- As you wish.
- An excellent idea! Gentlemen, to the buffet.
1484
01:43:28,857 --> 01:43:30,525
Of course. This way.
1485
01:43:30,609 --> 01:43:33,277
[Chattering]
1486
01:43:41,245 --> 01:43:42,745
- [Clapping]
- Oh!
1487
01:43:45,958 --> 01:43:47,041
[Laughter]
1488
01:43:47,125 --> 01:43:48,876
[Shouts In Bacterian]
1489
01:43:48,961 --> 01:43:50,628
- There's an old Tomainian proverb.
- Mmm?
1490
01:43:50,712 --> 01:43:55,466
[Speaking Tomainian]
1491
01:43:55,551 --> 01:43:58,803
[Laughs]
That's very funny! I wish I understand it.
1492
01:43:58,887 --> 01:44:00,429
Now, about the border situation.
1493
01:44:00,514 --> 01:44:02,723
- Ah, yes, yes. No problem.
- Oh, it should be no trouble at all.
1494
01:44:02,808 --> 01:44:03,975
- Shh, shh.
- Not at all.
1495
01:44:04,059 --> 01:44:05,226
- What's the matter?
- Wait.
1496
01:44:05,310 --> 01:44:07,311
[Clapping]
Out!
1497
01:44:09,815 --> 01:44:11,899
You two, out!
1498
01:44:16,280 --> 01:44:17,280
Out.
1499
01:44:20,158 --> 01:44:22,577
- Out?
- Out.
1500
01:44:22,661 --> 01:44:23,995
- Out?
- Mm-hmm.
1501
01:44:24,997 --> 01:44:26,163
Out.
1502
01:44:28,750 --> 01:44:31,669
- [Door Opens]
- As I was saying, about the border question.
1503
01:44:31,753 --> 01:44:35,214
- Ah, yes, yes, yes.
- Just a matter of detail. Mere formalities.
1504
01:44:35,299 --> 01:44:36,382
Strawberries.
1505
01:44:36,466 --> 01:44:38,134
Pardon me.
Have you English mustard?
1506
01:44:38,218 --> 01:44:40,261
- English mustard, Your Excellency.
- That's the hot-a stuff?
1507
01:44:40,345 --> 01:44:41,804
- Very hot.
- Ah, good shape, good shape.
1508
01:44:41,888 --> 01:44:43,723
- Cream.
- Cream, Your Excellency.
1509
01:44:43,807 --> 01:44:47,018
Now, Hynkie, as far as I'm concerned,
I'm gonna make this very simple.
1510
01:44:47,102 --> 01:44:50,021
This is the treaty -
You agree not to invade Osterlich...
1511
01:44:50,105 --> 01:44:51,731
I agree not to invade Osterlich.
1512
01:44:51,815 --> 01:44:54,609
We sign-a the treaty,
then I remove-a my troops from the border.
1513
01:44:54,693 --> 01:44:56,861
Good. In other words, when your troops
are off the border, I sign.
1514
01:44:56,945 --> 01:44:58,112
- That's-a right.
- Very good.
1515
01:44:58,196 --> 01:45:01,699
[Exclaims] Oh, just a minute.
[Chuckles] You don't understand.
1516
01:45:01,783 --> 01:45:04,869
First we sign-a the treaty,
then I remove-a the troops.
1517
01:45:04,953 --> 01:45:07,038
Precisely. I sign when your troops
are off the border.
1518
01:45:07,122 --> 01:45:09,957
Just a minute.
Hey, Spook, treaty.
1519
01:45:10,792 --> 01:45:12,084
Hold-a this.
1520
01:45:12,169 --> 01:45:13,628
Now, look.
1521
01:45:13,712 --> 01:45:15,880
You a-sign this-a treaty a-first...
1522
01:45:15,964 --> 01:45:18,341
then I remove-a the troops after.
1523
01:45:18,425 --> 01:45:21,385
- Well, what are we arguing about?
- You just said I remove-a the troops a-first.
1524
01:45:21,470 --> 01:45:23,888
You don't expect me to sign
while your troops are there on the border?
1525
01:45:23,972 --> 01:45:26,098
You don't expect me to remove-a
the troops until you sign?
1526
01:45:26,183 --> 01:45:27,224
- Why not?
- Why should I?
1527
01:45:27,309 --> 01:45:29,226
- Why shouldn't you? Osterlich is a free country.
- So?
1528
01:45:29,311 --> 01:45:31,479
Your soldiers are there,
on the Osterlich border!
1529
01:45:31,563 --> 01:45:33,939
And they'll stay there
until you sign this-a treaty!
1530
01:45:34,024 --> 01:45:36,317
- You'll take them off, or I'll blow them off!
- Mmm!
1531
01:45:36,401 --> 01:45:38,235
- Gentlemen, this won't get us anywhere.
- [Shouts In Tomainian]
1532
01:45:38,320 --> 01:45:40,571
Your Excellency, to quote
an old Latin phrase -
1533
01:45:40,656 --> 01:45:42,281
[Shouts In Tomainian]
1534
01:45:42,366 --> 01:45:44,075
[Napaloni Shouting]
He's a-right! Speak-a to him!
1535
01:45:44,159 --> 01:45:45,159
Strawberries.
1536
01:45:45,243 --> 01:45:47,495
Where's my-a sandwich?
Well, give me another one!
1537
01:45:47,579 --> 01:45:49,830
- Can't we sit down and discuss this -
- I'm a guest-a here.
1538
01:45:49,915 --> 01:45:52,083
Nobody talk to me in my own-a joint
like that!
1539
01:45:52,167 --> 01:45:54,543
Can't we sit down and discuss this thing
without passion?
1540
01:45:54,628 --> 01:45:57,004
I am not-a passionate.
I am-a just, that's all.
1541
01:45:57,089 --> 01:45:59,590
I want him to sign-a the treaty.
I'll remove the troops.
1542
01:45:59,675 --> 01:46:02,134
Can't you understand?
What would my people think...
1543
01:46:02,219 --> 01:46:05,680
signing such a treaty when your soldiers
are there on the Osterlich border?
1544
01:46:05,764 --> 01:46:07,807
I will not-a move a-soldiers
until you-a sign!
1545
01:46:07,891 --> 01:46:10,768
Not until you clear that border
will I sign anything.
1546
01:46:10,852 --> 01:46:13,187
- Then my soldiers remain!
- Then I kick them off!
1547
01:46:13,271 --> 01:46:17,108
One move-a from you, Hynkie, and my artillery
take-a like this and blow you to pieces!
1548
01:46:17,192 --> 01:46:20,903
Yes, and my aeroplanes will bomb
your artillery like that!
1549
01:46:20,987 --> 01:46:23,030
You want to start a world-a war?
I'll get you one!
1550
01:46:23,115 --> 01:46:25,366
You and the world!
I'll throw in the ocean!
1551
01:46:25,450 --> 01:46:26,784
- Mmm!
- Gentlemen, please!
1552
01:46:26,868 --> 01:46:29,787
[All Shouting, Indistinct]
1553
01:46:29,871 --> 01:46:33,332
- [Shouting In Tomainian]
- [Shouting In Bacterian]
1554
01:46:33,417 --> 01:46:38,713
[Shouting Continues, Indistinct]
1555
01:46:38,797 --> 01:46:43,342
I'm-a coming home!
I cannot talk to this ignoramus!
1556
01:46:43,427 --> 01:46:44,385
Strawberries!
1557
01:46:44,469 --> 01:46:46,804
Your Excellency,
we have a very important position...
1558
01:46:46,888 --> 01:46:48,639
- that I must urge upon you.
- [Speaking Tomainian]
1559
01:46:48,724 --> 01:46:51,142
- I know what you must -
- [Continues In Tomainian]
1560
01:46:51,226 --> 01:46:54,311
- [Garbitsch Continues, Indistinct]
- [Continues In Tomainian]
1561
01:46:54,396 --> 01:46:58,190
If you would -
[Continues, Indistinct]
1562
01:46:58,275 --> 01:47:00,735
[Continues In Tomainian]
1563
01:47:00,819 --> 01:47:02,862
[Napaloni, Spook Shouting]
1564
01:47:02,946 --> 01:47:05,322
- [Gasping]
- [Garbitsch Stammers]
1565
01:47:06,575 --> 01:47:08,409
- [Gasping Continues]
- What's wrong?
1566
01:47:08,493 --> 01:47:10,995
I don't give a hoopy!
I got-a my guns here in the pass!
1567
01:47:11,079 --> 01:47:13,664
If he start-a something,
I'll blow him to "passes!"
1568
01:47:13,749 --> 01:47:15,040
[Spook Chattering, Indistinct]
1569
01:47:15,125 --> 01:47:17,001
[Laughing]
1570
01:47:17,753 --> 01:47:20,421
[Garbitsch] Excellency, what's the matter?
What ails you? What has -
1571
01:47:20,505 --> 01:47:23,591
- Your Excellency, this isn't like you.
- Hey! What is the matter?
1572
01:47:23,675 --> 01:47:25,426
- Hey, Garbitsch, come here!
- [Hynkel Gasping]
1573
01:47:25,510 --> 01:47:27,178
What is the matter with-a Hynkie?
1574
01:47:27,262 --> 01:47:28,929
He's put mustard on his strawberries.
1575
01:47:29,014 --> 01:47:31,932
Mustard - [Laughs]
What else-a can you expect from Hynkie?
1576
01:47:32,017 --> 01:47:34,018
[Both Laughing]
1577
01:47:34,102 --> 01:47:36,103
[Shouting]
1578
01:47:36,188 --> 01:47:37,605
Il Dig-a-Ditchy!
1579
01:47:37,689 --> 01:47:39,440
- [Shouting Continues]
- What? What's the matter? What?
1580
01:47:39,524 --> 01:47:42,735
- [Shouting, Gasping]
- My little bambino!
1581
01:47:42,819 --> 01:47:45,362
[Shouting In Bacterian]
1582
01:47:45,447 --> 01:47:47,364
[Both Gasping]
1583
01:47:47,449 --> 01:47:49,992
- [Muffled Shouting]
- [Panting]
1584
01:47:51,703 --> 01:47:55,414
[Muffled Shouting Continues]
1585
01:47:56,124 --> 01:47:57,875
...the Bacterian -
...Tomainia -
1586
01:47:57,959 --> 01:47:59,710
[Muffled Shouting]
1587
01:47:59,795 --> 01:48:02,213
You cannot treat-a
the Bacterian people this way!
1588
01:48:02,297 --> 01:48:05,883
I'll take the Bacterian people
and I'll tear them apart like this!
1589
01:48:05,967 --> 01:48:08,177
- Excellency, please!
- Look! Look what he's-a doing!
1590
01:48:08,261 --> 01:48:11,889
- It's an insult to my people!
- [Spook, Garbitsch Chattering]
1591
01:48:11,973 --> 01:48:14,517
Look, he's-a pulling spaghetti!
The spaghetti!
1592
01:48:14,601 --> 01:48:16,852
He either sign-a the treaty,
or we have a war!
1593
01:48:16,937 --> 01:48:18,437
- Ooh!
- Listen! Listen!
1594
01:48:18,522 --> 01:48:21,690
Give me a-something! Quick!
Give me a-something! I want to -
1595
01:48:21,775 --> 01:48:25,319
- [Shouting In Tomainian]
- [Shouting In Bacterian]
1596
01:48:25,403 --> 01:48:27,905
- But it's all right. I have an appointment.
- What's this?
1597
01:48:27,989 --> 01:48:30,533
I'm from the international press.
How's the conference progressing?
1598
01:48:30,617 --> 01:48:33,410
Very successfully. How did you get in?
Excuse me, will you?
1599
01:48:34,663 --> 01:48:36,831
- How did this man get in here?
- [Hynkel, Napaloni Shouting]
1600
01:48:36,915 --> 01:48:40,167
You know the regulations of the palace in
regard to reporters. Go down to Captain Block.
1601
01:48:40,252 --> 01:48:42,837
Tell him not to allow anyone else to enter
the palace under any circumstances tonight.
1602
01:48:42,921 --> 01:48:44,964
- You understand?
- Yes, sir.
1603
01:48:45,048 --> 01:48:48,092
[Shouting Continues]
1604
01:48:48,176 --> 01:48:51,679
Of course, there are minor details
to be cleaned up, things that you must -
1605
01:48:52,931 --> 01:48:54,598
Excuse me. We're very busy.
1606
01:48:57,185 --> 01:48:59,270
[Both Shouting At Once]
1607
01:48:59,354 --> 01:49:01,480
- Oh!
- Gentlemen, please!
1608
01:49:01,565 --> 01:49:03,983
The press are outside. The whole world
will know that we're fighting.
1609
01:49:04,067 --> 01:49:06,610
- So what?
- Can't we come to some agreement?
1610
01:49:06,695 --> 01:49:09,113
- Not until he-a signs!
- I sign nothing!
1611
01:49:09,197 --> 01:49:11,282
Your Excellency,
I must speak to you alone.
1612
01:49:11,366 --> 01:49:13,117
- Do you mind?
- Mind? I don't a-mind!
1613
01:49:13,201 --> 01:49:15,452
- What is it?
- Sign. Sign.
1614
01:49:15,537 --> 01:49:17,079
Why should he have the advantage?
1615
01:49:17,163 --> 01:49:19,164
What does it matter,
a mere scrap of paper?
1616
01:49:19,249 --> 01:49:21,166
The moment you sign,
he'll take his troops off the border.
1617
01:49:21,251 --> 01:49:23,294
We can move in without losing a man.
1618
01:49:24,713 --> 01:49:26,046
I'll sign.
1619
01:49:26,131 --> 01:49:28,215
[Shouts] What?
Hold-a this!
1620
01:49:28,300 --> 01:49:30,551
Ah, my little Hynkie!
1621
01:49:30,635 --> 01:49:34,221
My-a dictator brother!
I knew we have-a no trouble!
1622
01:49:39,978 --> 01:49:43,397
Two prisoners escaped in officers' uniforms!
Officers tied up in the guard room!
1623
01:49:44,149 --> 01:49:46,483
Sound the alarm!
Two prisoners escaped! Come on!
1624
01:49:46,568 --> 01:49:49,737
[Alarm Wailing]
1625
01:50:05,003 --> 01:50:06,837
The planes are searching for us.
1626
01:50:06,922 --> 01:50:08,255
Let's make for the woods.
1627
01:50:08,340 --> 01:50:11,008
No. We must keep in the open.
The border's that way.
1628
01:50:12,761 --> 01:50:14,845
The invasion of Osterlich.
1629
01:50:16,097 --> 01:50:18,682
Now... or never.
1630
01:50:22,187 --> 01:50:24,396
[Ducks Quacking]
1631
01:50:24,481 --> 01:50:25,814
Ducks!
1632
01:50:30,779 --> 01:50:32,529
Did you hear that?
1633
01:50:32,614 --> 01:50:34,740
Came from over there. Come on.
1634
01:50:36,159 --> 01:50:37,952
[Shouts In Tomainian]
1635
01:50:40,372 --> 01:50:44,500
[Hynkel Spitting]
1636
01:50:45,710 --> 01:50:47,086
Da Blitzen!
1637
01:50:48,171 --> 01:50:50,005
[Hynkel Shouts]
1638
01:50:50,090 --> 01:50:51,590
Cheese and crackers!
1639
01:50:54,260 --> 01:50:55,761
[Tomainian]
...da Blitzen!
1640
01:50:56,638 --> 01:50:59,431
A yodeler, huh?
Where'd you get that outfit?
1641
01:50:59,516 --> 01:51:01,225
- What?
- Don't answer back!
1642
01:51:02,602 --> 01:51:03,602
[Grunts]
1643
01:51:03,687 --> 01:51:06,730
Where's your partner? Where's Schultz?
You won't talk, huh?
1644
01:51:06,815 --> 01:51:09,650
- He'll talk when he gets into camp!
- Come on!
1645
01:51:11,820 --> 01:51:15,406
There it is -
the village of Pretzelberg.
1646
01:51:15,490 --> 01:51:17,157
[Barber]
Pretzelberg.
1647
01:51:17,242 --> 01:51:20,077
If we can pass through there,
we're safe across the Osterlich border.
1648
01:51:20,161 --> 01:51:22,079
- Couldn't we go through the woods?
- Of course not.
1649
01:51:22,163 --> 01:51:24,832
The woods are swarming with soldiers.
They'd suspect us at once.
1650
01:51:24,916 --> 01:51:28,460
We must face the music.
If you see anyone, don't look right or left.
1651
01:51:28,545 --> 01:51:31,255
We must bluff our way through.
Remember, you're a storm trooper.
1652
01:51:32,090 --> 01:51:33,590
Here they come.
1653
01:51:42,267 --> 01:51:44,059
Can you see what they're doing?
1654
01:51:47,188 --> 01:51:49,732
- They're looking this way.
- Well, pay no attention. Keep going.
1655
01:51:52,861 --> 01:51:55,779
They're beginning to follow us.
Shall we run?
1656
01:51:55,864 --> 01:51:57,364
Certainly not.
1657
01:51:57,449 --> 01:51:59,616
- Just a little bit?
- Keep walking.
1658
01:52:01,953 --> 01:52:04,705
We could walk a little faster.
1659
01:52:04,789 --> 01:52:07,124
Hmm? Make up your mind.
1660
01:52:18,219 --> 01:52:20,471
- [Barber] Perhaps we'd better slow down.
- No, no. Keep going.
1661
01:52:20,555 --> 01:52:22,222
- There's no hurry.
- Come on.
1662
01:52:25,894 --> 01:52:27,061
- What is it?
- He's here!
1663
01:52:27,145 --> 01:52:29,730
What? Bugler! Sound assembly!
1664
01:52:29,814 --> 01:52:32,316
- ## [Bugle]
- [Whistle Blowing]
1665
01:52:39,491 --> 01:52:42,659
Company! Attention!
1666
01:52:43,745 --> 01:52:46,246
Present... arms!
1667
01:52:49,918 --> 01:52:53,128
- You don't want to change your mind and turn back?
- No, keep going. Keep going.
1668
01:52:54,506 --> 01:52:57,007
- Hail Hynkel.
- [Officer] Order... arms!
1669
01:52:58,843 --> 01:53:01,678
Your Excellency will be pleased to know
that everything is under control.
1670
01:53:01,763 --> 01:53:03,430
- Good.
- Good.
1671
01:53:03,515 --> 01:53:06,934
I have been in continued communication
with Marshal Herring in Osterlich, sir.
1672
01:53:07,018 --> 01:53:09,019
The route ahead of us is well-guarded.
1673
01:53:09,104 --> 01:53:12,773
And at the back of us are 200 tanks,
50 armored cars and 500 machine guns.
1674
01:53:12,857 --> 01:53:14,691
- Is that -
- Good.
1675
01:53:14,776 --> 01:53:17,194
- Good.
- Are we ready to start?
1676
01:53:17,278 --> 01:53:18,529
- Yes.
- Yes.
1677
01:53:19,781 --> 01:53:21,156
Gentlemen.
1678
01:53:27,705 --> 01:53:30,374
Schultz, I'm certainly happy
to see you with us again.
1679
01:53:30,458 --> 01:53:31,792
Thank you.
1680
01:53:37,465 --> 01:53:38,799
[Door Closes]
1681
01:53:38,883 --> 01:53:42,010
- Where are we going?
- You're invading Osterlich.
1682
01:53:42,095 --> 01:53:43,428
[Whimpers]
1683
01:54:18,339 --> 01:54:48,202
[No Audible Dialogue]
1684
01:54:55,293 --> 01:54:58,128
[Hannah Screams]
Mr. Jaeckel! Mr. Jaeckel!
1685
01:54:58,213 --> 01:55:01,298
- Hannah!
- Mr. Jaeckel, look, they're coming!
1686
01:55:03,468 --> 01:55:05,469
[No Audible Dialogue]
1687
01:55:45,802 --> 01:55:47,678
[Officer]
Present... arms!
1688
01:55:49,097 --> 01:55:51,098
Hail Hynkel!
1689
01:55:51,182 --> 01:55:53,433
[All]
Hail Hynkel!
1690
01:55:53,518 --> 01:55:55,727
Present... arms!
1691
01:55:57,438 --> 01:56:00,774
Your Excellency,
the world awaits your word.
1692
01:56:00,858 --> 01:56:02,609
[Stifles Sob]
1693
01:56:02,694 --> 01:56:07,281
## [Drumming]
1694
01:56:10,576 --> 01:56:11,910
[Stifles Sob]
1695
01:56:18,293 --> 01:56:20,794
## [Drumming Continues]
1696
01:56:31,472 --> 01:56:33,598
## [Drumming Fades]
1697
01:56:33,683 --> 01:56:35,726
What's happened to him?
He looks strange.
1698
01:56:35,810 --> 01:56:37,686
And what's Schultz doing here?
1699
01:56:37,770 --> 01:56:39,104
Pardoned, I suppose.
1700
01:56:51,326 --> 01:57:04,254
Here.
1701
01:57:06,382 --> 01:57:08,675
[Officer]
His Excellency, Herr Garbitsch...
1702
01:57:08,760 --> 01:57:12,137
Secretary of the Interior,
Minister of Propaganda.
1703
01:57:16,976 --> 01:57:19,019
"Corona veniet delectis."
1704
01:57:19,103 --> 01:57:21,313
"Victory shall come to the worthy."
1705
01:57:22,190 --> 01:57:27,402
Today, democracy, liberty and equality
are words to fool the people.
1706
01:57:27,487 --> 01:57:30,197
No nation can progress
with such ideas.
1707
01:57:30,281 --> 01:57:31,865
They stand in the way of action.
1708
01:57:31,949 --> 01:57:33,867
Therefore, we frankly abolish them.
1709
01:57:34,869 --> 01:57:39,539
In the future, each man will serve the interest
of the state with absolute obedience.
1710
01:57:39,624 --> 01:57:41,666
Let him who refuses beware.
1711
01:57:41,751 --> 01:57:46,129
The rights of citizenship will be taken away
from all Jews and other non-Aryans.
1712
01:57:46,214 --> 01:57:49,549
They are inferior,
and therefore enemies of the state.
1713
01:57:49,634 --> 01:57:53,053
It is the duty of all true Aryans
to hate and despise them.
1714
01:57:54,263 --> 01:57:57,307
Henceforth, this nation is annexed
to the Tomainian Empire...
1715
01:57:57,392 --> 01:58:01,186
and the people of this nation will obey
the laws bestowed upon us by our great leader...
1716
01:58:02,563 --> 01:58:06,733
the dictator of Tomainia,
the conqueror of Osterlich...
1717
01:58:06,818 --> 01:58:10,695
the future emperor of the world.
1718
01:58:11,739 --> 01:58:13,448
You must speak.
1719
01:58:14,450 --> 01:58:15,909
I can't.
1720
01:58:15,993 --> 01:58:18,578
You must. It's our only hope.
1721
01:58:21,374 --> 01:58:22,707
Hope.
1722
01:59:10,548 --> 01:59:12,132
I'm sorry...
1723
01:59:12,216 --> 01:59:14,134
but I don't want to be an emperor.
1724
01:59:14,218 --> 01:59:16,303
That's not my business.
1725
01:59:16,387 --> 01:59:18,889
I don't want to rule or conquer anyone.
1726
01:59:18,973 --> 01:59:20,891
I should like to help everyone,
if possible -
1727
01:59:20,975 --> 01:59:24,227
Jew, gentile, black man, white.
1728
01:59:24,312 --> 01:59:27,898
We all want to help one another.
Human beings are like that.
1729
01:59:27,982 --> 01:59:31,234
We want to live by each other's happiness,
not by each other's misery.
1730
01:59:31,319 --> 01:59:33,737
We don't want to hate and despise
one another.
1731
01:59:33,821 --> 01:59:36,990
In this world, there's room for everyone,
and the good earth is rich...
1732
01:59:37,074 --> 01:59:38,992
and can provide for everyone.
1733
01:59:39,076 --> 01:59:42,120
The way of life can be free and beautiful.
1734
01:59:42,205 --> 01:59:44,247
But we have lost the way.
1735
01:59:44,332 --> 01:59:46,875
Greed has poisoned men's souls...
1736
01:59:46,959 --> 01:59:49,252
has barricaded the world with hate...
1737
01:59:49,337 --> 01:59:52,255
has goose-stepped us
into misery and bloodshed.
1738
01:59:52,340 --> 01:59:55,717
We have developed speed,
but we have shut ourselves in.
1739
01:59:55,801 --> 01:59:58,845
Machinery that gives abundance
has left us in want.
1740
01:59:58,930 --> 02:00:02,849
Our knowledge has made us cynical,
our cleverness hard and unkind.
1741
02:00:02,934 --> 02:00:05,769
We think too much and feel too little.
1742
02:00:05,853 --> 02:00:08,438
More than machinery,
we need humanity.
1743
02:00:08,523 --> 02:00:12,108
More than cleverness,
we need kindness and gentleness.
1744
02:00:12,193 --> 02:00:16,446
Without these qualities, life will be violent,
and all will be lost.
1745
02:00:16,531 --> 02:00:19,241
The aeroplane and the radio
have brought us closer together.
1746
02:00:19,325 --> 02:00:22,536
These very nature of these inventions
cries out for the goodness in men...
1747
02:00:22,620 --> 02:00:26,039
cries out for universal brotherhood,
for the unity of us all.
1748
02:00:26,123 --> 02:00:29,125
Even now, my voice is reaching
millions throughout the world...
1749
02:00:29,210 --> 02:00:32,420
millions of despairing men,
women and little children...
1750
02:00:32,505 --> 02:00:37,509
victims of a system that makes men torture
and imprison innocent people.
1751
02:00:37,593 --> 02:00:40,971
To those who can hear me I say,
do not despair.
1752
02:00:41,055 --> 02:00:44,224
The misery that is now upon us
is but the passing of greed...
1753
02:00:44,308 --> 02:00:48,061
the bitterness of men who fear
the way of human progress.
1754
02:00:48,145 --> 02:00:51,439
The hate of men will pass,
and dictators die...
1755
02:00:51,524 --> 02:00:55,068
and the power they took from the people
will return to the people.
1756
02:00:55,152 --> 02:00:58,947
And so long as men die,
liberty will never perish.
1757
02:01:00,324 --> 02:01:02,993
Soldiers,
don't give yourselves to brutes...
1758
02:01:03,077 --> 02:01:06,746
men who despise you, enslave you,
who regiment your lives...
1759
02:01:06,831 --> 02:01:09,082
tell you what to do,
what to think and what to feel...
1760
02:01:09,166 --> 02:01:13,503
who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle,
use you as cannon fodder!
1761
02:01:13,588 --> 02:01:16,172
Don't give yourselves
to these unnatural men -
1762
02:01:16,257 --> 02:01:19,843
machine men with machine minds
and machine hearts!
1763
02:01:19,927 --> 02:01:23,680
You are not machines!
You are not cattle! You are men!
1764
02:01:23,764 --> 02:01:26,016
You have the love of humanity
in your hearts.
1765
02:01:26,100 --> 02:01:28,435
You don't hate.
Only the unloved hate.
1766
02:01:28,519 --> 02:01:30,437
The unloved and the unnatural.
1767
02:01:30,521 --> 02:01:34,024
Soldiers, don't fight for slavery,
fight for liberty!
1768
02:01:34,108 --> 02:01:36,151
In the 17th chapter of Saint Luke
it is written...
1769
02:01:36,235 --> 02:01:37,861
"The kingdom of God is within man."
1770
02:01:37,945 --> 02:01:41,531
Not one man nor a group of men,
but in all men - in you!
1771
02:01:41,616 --> 02:01:43,658
You the people have the power -
1772
02:01:43,743 --> 02:01:46,745
the power to create machines,
the power to create happiness!
1773
02:01:46,829 --> 02:01:50,373
You the people have the power
to make this life free and beautiful...
1774
02:01:50,458 --> 02:01:52,709
to make this life a wonderful adventure.
1775
02:01:52,793 --> 02:01:55,962
Then, in the name of democracy,
let us use that power!
1776
02:01:56,047 --> 02:01:57,631
Let us all unite!
1777
02:01:57,715 --> 02:02:01,134
Let us fight for a new world,
a decent world...
1778
02:02:01,218 --> 02:02:02,969
that will give men a chance to work...
1779
02:02:03,054 --> 02:02:06,056
that will give youth a future
and old age a security.
1780
02:02:06,140 --> 02:02:09,100
By the promise of these things,
brutes have risen to power.
1781
02:02:09,185 --> 02:02:13,063
But they lie. They do not fulfill that promise.
They never will!
1782
02:02:13,147 --> 02:02:16,900
Dictators free themselves,
but they enslave the people.
1783
02:02:16,984 --> 02:02:20,070
Now let us fight to fulfill that promise!
1784
02:02:20,154 --> 02:02:22,405
Let us fight to free the world...
1785
02:02:22,490 --> 02:02:26,076
to do away with national barriers,
to do away with greed...
1786
02:02:26,160 --> 02:02:28,161
with hate and intolerance.
1787
02:02:28,245 --> 02:02:32,832
Let us fight for a world of reason,
a world where science and progress...
1788
02:02:32,917 --> 02:02:35,251
will lead to all men's happiness.
1789
02:02:35,336 --> 02:02:39,673
Soldiers, in the name of democracy,
let us all unite!
1790
02:02:39,757 --> 02:02:43,593
[Crowd Cheering]
1791
02:03:04,782 --> 02:03:06,074
Hannah...
1792
02:03:07,034 --> 02:03:08,535
can you hear me?
1793
02:03:09,620 --> 02:03:13,206
Wherever you are, look up, Hannah.
1794
02:03:14,041 --> 02:03:16,292
The clouds are lifting.
1795
02:03:16,377 --> 02:03:18,378
The sun is breaking through.
1796
02:03:18,879 --> 02:03:22,382
We are coming out of the darkness
and into the light.
1797
02:03:22,466 --> 02:03:26,803
We are coming into a new world,
a kindlier world...
1798
02:03:26,887 --> 02:03:29,139
where men will rise above their hate...
1799
02:03:29,223 --> 02:03:31,891
their greed and brutality.
1800
02:03:32,893 --> 02:03:34,561
Look up, Hannah.
1801
02:03:34,645 --> 02:03:37,230
The soul of man has been given wings...
1802
02:03:37,314 --> 02:03:40,316
and at last he is beginning to fly.
1803
02:03:40,401 --> 02:03:42,652
He is flying into the rainbow...
1804
02:03:42,737 --> 02:03:46,156
into the light of hope,
into the future -
1805
02:03:46,240 --> 02:03:48,324
the glorious future...
1806
02:03:48,409 --> 02:03:51,327
that belongs to you, to me...
1807
02:03:51,412 --> 02:03:53,246
and to all of us.
1808
02:03:53,330 --> 02:03:56,040
Look up, Hannah. Look up.
1809
02:04:21,192 --> 02:04:24,360
Hannah, did you hear that?
1810
02:04:26,530 --> 02:04:27,864
Listen.
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