Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:21,990
(RAPPING) Don't make
me smash your melon up.
2
00:02:21,990 --> 00:02:25,360
Tried throwing the
shade on melanin.
3
00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:28,130
Bonafide though, I'm Seven-Up.
4
00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:31,480
You're too sweet,
I put the lemon in.
5
00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,060
They put their
boots on our ground.
6
00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:36,210
I'll put my roots
in their ground.
7
00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:38,880
I'll put my truth in this sound.
8
00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,600
I spit my truth and it's Brown.
9
00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,430
I don't give a fuck
about the cash you stack
10
00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,930
or the crown on your skull, you
ain't Basquiat or the Prince
11
00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,980
of Denmark, so Zeddy boy
piss on their benchmarks
12
00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:48,550
'til white kids wanna be Paks.
13
00:02:48,550 --> 00:02:49,330
Brown planet.
14
00:02:49,330 --> 00:02:50,120
It's gonna be that.
15
00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,000
The man frown, panic,
and wanting me out.
16
00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,620
But I'm outstanding
'cause I stand out.
17
00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:55,900
And where I was standing,
there's gonna be plaques!
18
00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:58,360
[MUSIC - RIZ AHMED, "MOGAMBO"]
19
00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,310
[CHEERING]
20
00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:03,770
New York!
21
00:03:03,770 --> 00:03:04,760
Hit it!
22
00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,220
Yeah! (RAPPING) Pick
a side, do or die.
23
00:03:07,220 --> 00:03:09,670
Yeah! 'Cause all
we ever do is die.
24
00:03:09,670 --> 00:03:10,170
Yeah!
25
00:03:10,170 --> 00:03:12,130
They either bomb
us or we suicide.
26
00:03:12,130 --> 00:03:13,230
We're the doner meat.
27
00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:14,620
Don't you wanna try, yeah!
28
00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:16,920
Woke up to a war.
29
00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,200
Why you wanna beef
with your own like.
30
00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,120
I keep my beef with the pork.
31
00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,520
Why you bring a
tweet to a gunfight.
32
00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,640
Yeah, they wanna kill us all.
33
00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,250
But they can't kill us all.
34
00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,210
They call me Cockroach.
35
00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:29,540
I'm cocky not broke.
36
00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:33,020
My cock it just grow when
they kick us in the balls.
37
00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:35,020
This is for the mosque
and the mosh pit.
38
00:03:35,020 --> 00:03:36,010
We ain't got shit.
39
00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:40,000
But we got this.
40
00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,980
Suck my lundh and give
me all the dosh, bitch!
41
00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:45,970
They wanna kill us all.
42
00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:47,960
But they can't kill us all.
43
00:03:50,210 --> 00:03:52,450
Vaseem.
44
00:03:52,450 --> 00:03:54,940
Quickly.
45
00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:56,190
Wait, who was here tonight?
46
00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:57,060
VASEEM: Huh?
47
00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:58,200
Who was here?
48
00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:58,930
VASEEM: What?
49
00:03:58,930 --> 00:03:59,850
What do you mean what?
50
00:03:59,850 --> 00:04:00,300
Who was here?
51
00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:01,620
Label heads, promoters, anyone?
52
00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:02,670
VASEEM: Yeah, Americans.
53
00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:03,080
I'll do it.
54
00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:03,580
I'll do it.
55
00:04:03,580 --> 00:04:05,850
Listen, just don't
get your hopes up.
56
00:04:05,850 --> 00:04:06,350
What?
57
00:04:06,350 --> 00:04:09,390
[LAUGHS] Isn't that the point?
58
00:04:09,390 --> 00:04:10,230
Huh?
59
00:04:10,230 --> 00:04:12,650
Shouldn't you be out there
kind of talking to people then?
60
00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,840
Should I go out there
myself in a fucking t-shirt
61
00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:15,780
saying "sign me"?
62
00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:19,090
Just leave it for me.
63
00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:21,750
VASEEM: See what I
gotta put up with?
64
00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:22,260
Get it.
65
00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:22,350
Get it.
66
00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:22,900
Get it.
67
00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:23,100
Get it.
68
00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:23,270
Get it.
69
00:04:23,270 --> 00:04:23,770
Get it.
70
00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:24,270
Ah.
71
00:04:24,270 --> 00:04:26,130
ZED: Wait, wait, I'm
going on the gram.
72
00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:26,630
Hey!
73
00:04:26,630 --> 00:04:28,060
Vaseem up in this...
74
00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:29,480
What you saying?
75
00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,130
VASEEM: OK, cool, I'm gonna
go talk to Dante's people.
76
00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:37,990
Oi!
77
00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:39,930
Oi!
78
00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:41,380
Oi!
79
00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:43,310
New York!
80
00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:46,170
We fucking said, New York,
we just finished this tour.
81
00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:46,670
CROWD: Zed!
82
00:04:46,670 --> 00:04:47,860
ZED: Sold out tour!
83
00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,580
Sold out tour, biggest
tour we ever done.
84
00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:53,550
Yo, thank you to everyone
for coming through.
85
00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:55,440
Thank you to everyone
for coming through.
86
00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:56,810
For anyone who didn't make it--
87
00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:57,850
[CHEERING]
88
00:04:57,850 --> 00:04:59,600
For anyone who didn't
make it, it's time--
89
00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,670
MAN: Yo!
90
00:05:00,670 --> 00:05:01,420
Zed!
91
00:05:01,420 --> 00:05:02,090
Zed, yeah?
92
00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:02,630
Zaheer, yeah.
93
00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:04,140
London gang in
the fucking house!
94
00:05:04,140 --> 00:05:04,640
What!
95
00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:04,760
What!
96
00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:04,880
What!
97
00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:05,000
What!
98
00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,430
ZED: Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
99
00:05:06,430 --> 00:05:06,930
[YELLING]
100
00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:09,040
Yeah, big up, big up, big up.
101
00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,740
London gang here, too.
102
00:05:10,740 --> 00:05:12,200
All right, make
some fucking noise!
103
00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,650
[CHEERING]
104
00:05:13,650 --> 00:05:15,110
Yeah.
105
00:05:15,110 --> 00:05:16,560
We're back.
106
00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,070
MAN: It's a candle business.
107
00:05:18,070 --> 00:05:20,550
And for every
candle someone buys,
108
00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:22,050
we light a house in Pakistan.
109
00:05:22,050 --> 00:05:23,050
VASEEM: We need to talk.
110
00:05:23,050 --> 00:05:24,050
Dante's people are here.
111
00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:25,760
ZED: Did you know
about fucking RPG here?
112
00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,340
What the fuck is he
doing in New York?
113
00:05:27,340 --> 00:05:28,480
VASEEM: Fuck RPG right now.
114
00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,410
You didn't hear me.
115
00:05:29,410 --> 00:05:29,980
No, I didn't.
116
00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:30,650
Did you hear me?
117
00:05:30,650 --> 00:05:34,490
Dante fucking Smith wants you
to open for him in Europe.
118
00:05:34,490 --> 00:05:35,200
Dante Dante?
119
00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,260
Yeah, Dante Dante.
120
00:05:38,260 --> 00:05:38,760
Yes!
121
00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:42,990
VASEEM: We start next week.
122
00:05:42,990 --> 00:05:43,810
ZED: Next week?
123
00:05:43,810 --> 00:05:45,390
VASEEM: We start
next week, yeah.
124
00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:46,530
ZED: Next week?
125
00:05:46,530 --> 00:05:48,070
VASEEM:, you got
plans or something?
126
00:05:48,070 --> 00:05:48,890
ZED: No, I'm just--
127
00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:49,530
No, it's calm.
128
00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:50,510
I'll make it work.
129
00:05:50,670 --> 00:05:51,490
I'll make it work.
130
00:05:54,910 --> 00:05:56,380
ZED: Oh, breathe.
131
00:05:58,830 --> 00:06:00,660
BINA: Dante Smith, huh?
132
00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,030
Exciting.
133
00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:04,170
ZED: Yeah, it's pretty sick.
134
00:06:04,170 --> 00:06:06,900
He said it's gonna start
in London, the tour.
135
00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,600
So you gonna leave early,
go see your family?
136
00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,430
Are you trying to get rid of me?
137
00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:13,430
Well, I thought I'd chill
with-- chill with you.
138
00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,270
What?
139
00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:19,770
What?
140
00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:20,400
BINA: What?
141
00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,020
ZED: What's up?
142
00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:21,620
BINA: Nothing's up.
143
00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:22,150
ZED: Yeah, something's up.
144
00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:23,890
You were chatting to that
dickhead rapper all night.
145
00:06:23,890 --> 00:06:24,530
What's going on?
146
00:06:24,530 --> 00:06:26,070
BINA: Oh my God, what
is wrong with you?
147
00:06:26,070 --> 00:06:26,180
ZED: What?
148
00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:27,440
Why are you so insecure?
149
00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:28,330
How am I insecure?
150
00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:29,930
This is like my big
night, and you're
151
00:06:29,930 --> 00:06:32,110
just-- you're just
chatting to next man.
152
00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:34,280
I don't understand how much
more attention you want.
153
00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,460
Everything is about you.
154
00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:37,090
I mean, you've got a hundred
people back there on your dick.
155
00:06:37,090 --> 00:06:38,550
ZED: OK, well, I just
wanted to chill with you.
156
00:06:38,550 --> 00:06:39,380
BINA: No, you don't.
157
00:06:39,380 --> 00:06:40,030
ZED: Yes, I do.
158
00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:40,610
No, you don't.
159
00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:43,230
Because you're-- you're
about to run off again.
160
00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:47,030
OK, you know, that's not running
off, that's called my job.
161
00:06:47,030 --> 00:06:48,290
Going on tour is my job.
162
00:06:48,290 --> 00:06:51,430
Look, a day, a week, it's not
gonna make a difference to us.
163
00:06:51,430 --> 00:06:52,890
ZED: What do you
mean a difference?
164
00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:53,400
What--
165
00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:57,040
I'm saying, nothing
is gonna change here.
166
00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,780
I want you to go off
and do your thing.
167
00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:01,950
But I don't want to have a
relationship on FaceTime.
168
00:07:01,950 --> 00:07:03,280
There you go, that's it.
169
00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:03,950
OK, just say it.
170
00:07:03,950 --> 00:07:06,430
Just say what you're saying.
171
00:07:06,430 --> 00:07:08,350
What are you saying?
172
00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:10,600
For someone who raps so much
about where they're from,
173
00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,290
when was the last
time you went home?
174
00:07:12,290 --> 00:07:13,750
When was the last
time you actually
175
00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:16,010
spent time with your family?
176
00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:44,200
ZED: (QUIETLY RAPPING) Love
for Mughals was a rose.
177
00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:47,720
Love for Mowglis
like us is a poppy.
178
00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:54,020
A love smuggled across borders,
authorities tried stopping.
179
00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:57,120
First brown people we dated.
180
00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,240
Self-hatred almost stopped it.
181
00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,420
Me, it's the thorns that I love.
182
00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:06,710
It's the cuts, toughen the skin.
183
00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:07,770
I need a struggle to win.
184
00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:10,130
So it's the war that I
love, maybe I'm fucked up,
185
00:08:10,130 --> 00:08:12,950
but isn't that what we are?
186
00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:17,390
We weren't born to be loved.
187
00:08:17,390 --> 00:08:19,240
They kicked puddles at
us, make rubble of us
188
00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:20,820
and said that we're
too dirty to love.
189
00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:21,780
And we ain't worthy to love.
190
00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:23,320
That's why I'm built
to prove myself.
191
00:08:25,770 --> 00:08:27,490
Your acceptance isn't helping.
192
00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:29,950
Love will make me lose myself
and the legacy I'm meant for.
193
00:08:29,950 --> 00:08:31,300
I ain't a finished product.
194
00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:33,670
If you love me now,
you're fucked up.
195
00:08:33,670 --> 00:08:36,810
Unconditional dumps up
won't let them conquer.
196
00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:39,040
And it's not just to get
paid, laid, and the Porsche,
197
00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,660
the cover feature, with the
divas, golf courses, awards,
198
00:08:41,660 --> 00:08:44,850
more than that I wanna shine.
199
00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:47,650
Climb the peak, feel the force
of each fist up like a beacon,
200
00:08:47,650 --> 00:08:48,680
lit by my torch.
201
00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:50,030
And be immortal my love.
202
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,420
Legacies outlive love.
203
00:08:52,420 --> 00:08:54,450
Legacies outlive love.
204
00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:55,450
I'll do it.
205
00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:57,980
For the sofas in plastic,
samosas in ketchup.
206
00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:01,830
The suitcase is all covered and
the girls scared of tanning.
207
00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:04,040
For the kurria, the bhuddies,
the puddie, the mandem.
208
00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:07,420
To be the man I wish existed
when I was a fan then.
209
00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:09,710
For my family, though they'll
not really understand it.
210
00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:12,090
For the kids we'll never have
to be prouder of their dad.
211
00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:13,720
And I'm not a wanker.
212
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:17,470
My poppy's for summer, yeah.
213
00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:18,980
My art's for all time.
214
00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:28,260
I ain't got roots to put down,
I'm pulling the weeds up.
215
00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:30,710
A poppy's just a weed.
216
00:09:30,710 --> 00:09:34,120
What I'm growing
don't need love.
217
00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,610
Where I'm going don't need love.
218
00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:43,580
[MUSIC - IMRAN SHAIKH ATTARI,
"SWEET MADINA"]
219
00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:45,580
(SINGING) Sweet Madina.
220
00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:47,310
Sweet Madina.
221
00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:51,400
Sweet Madina, very lovely.
222
00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,850
Sweet Madina.
223
00:09:52,850 --> 00:09:54,790
Sweet Madina.
224
00:09:54,790 --> 00:09:57,870
Sweet Madina, very lovely.
225
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,140
How is beautiful Madina?
226
00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:07,990
Very, very good, Madina.
227
00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:09,780
How is beautiful Madina?
228
00:10:09,780 --> 00:10:11,710
Very, very good, Madina.
229
00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:13,610
My choice is Madina.
230
00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:15,570
How fine is Madina.
231
00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:17,300
My choice is Madina.
232
00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,850
How fine is Madina.
233
00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:19,850
I can tell about Madina.
234
00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:21,080
[SPEAKING URDU]
235
00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:22,580
(SINGING) You can
tell about Madina.
236
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,860
This way!
237
00:10:23,860 --> 00:10:24,860
Me!
238
00:10:24,860 --> 00:10:25,360
Me!
239
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,850
(SINGING) Such a
beautiful Madina.
240
00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:28,830
Sweet Madina.
241
00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:30,330
Sweet Madina.
242
00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,800
Sweet Madina, very lovely.
243
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,300
Yeah!
244
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:34,800
Yeah.
245
00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,290
No, no, that's it.
246
00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:38,280
Yeah, you too.
247
00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,260
(SINGING) Sweet
Madina, very lovely.
248
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,610
[SPEAKING URDU]
249
00:11:05,610 --> 00:11:06,110
Hello.
250
00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:11,630
Here, one minute.
251
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:12,550
Let me get that.
252
00:11:12,550 --> 00:11:13,480
Let me get it.
253
00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:19,040
What's this?
254
00:11:21,650 --> 00:11:22,220
What's that?
255
00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:24,630
What?
256
00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:29,150
Yeah, my phone died.
257
00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:33,530
Yeah.
258
00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:34,030
What?
259
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,830
You always say that.
260
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,310
Ammi.
261
00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:58,600
Ammi, can't this wait?
262
00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:09,200
Ammi, why is the washing
machine still there?
263
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,570
This has been sat
there for four months.
264
00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:21,900
Ummi, I bought that
new machine for you.
265
00:12:41,130 --> 00:12:43,130
Why is he keeping roza
if he's got diabetes?
266
00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:03,730
I know, if I don't open it now,
you're gonna try and return it.
267
00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:51,380
(RAPPING) Check, one, two.
268
00:13:51,380 --> 00:13:52,290
Zeddy boy, '96.
269
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,750
Say rude boy, better
watch yo back.
270
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,230
Zed is back with a wicked chat.
271
00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:56,650
Don't watch out
the lyrics attack.
272
00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:58,320
When I bust a flow
that's where it's at.
273
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,400
When I entah inside the
arena, dressed to impress
274
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,070
it's all desina.
275
00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:03,330
Arm in Armani, guess
Versace, Dolce and Gabbana.
276
00:14:03,330 --> 00:14:06,460
Moski no Valentino, Polo,
Gucci, Boss, and Prada.
277
00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:07,790
Yes, dese garms good and proper.
278
00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:08,880
Yes, dese garms good and proper.
279
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,550
When I bust out the
designer garms, gallies,
280
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,670
watch out for the boyish charms.
281
00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:13,090
Step to Zed, bad
man, in his arms!
282
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:15,180
Step to Zed, bad
man in his arms!
283
00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:19,510
[NON-ENGLISH SINGING]
284
00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:35,840
Crazy, fucking Pakis.
285
00:14:39,930 --> 00:14:41,620
Salaam alaikum.
286
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:42,240
Alaikum salaam.
287
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:56,840
How are you, my son?
288
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:57,720
I'm all right.
289
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,670
I'm OK.
290
00:14:58,670 --> 00:14:59,170
Sure?
291
00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:00,850
Yeah, a bit tired,
but I'm all right.
292
00:15:00,850 --> 00:15:03,350
[SPEAKING URDU]
293
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:12,450
Oh, thank you.
294
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:13,350
Let's see.
295
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:14,190
We'll find out.
296
00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:21,940
I'm just clearing
away this junk, man.
297
00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:23,360
Toab, can we please
throw it away?
298
00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:31,880
I know for a fact you haven't
even opened half of them
299
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,610
because it's still got all
the wrapping around it.
300
00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:35,320
BASHIR: Yeah, well, maybe if you
had hung around I would have,
301
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:35,820
right?
302
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,380
BASHIR: So I'm waiting
for the right opportunity.
303
00:15:43,380 --> 00:15:44,030
Are you joking?
304
00:15:53,190 --> 00:15:54,650
[DOORBELL RINGS]
305
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,540
Hello.
306
00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,280
Salaam alaikum.
307
00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:17,300
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
308
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:30,860
Why aren't you eating, man?
309
00:16:30,860 --> 00:16:32,820
Aunties are so off-key, man.
310
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:34,660
Which aunt are
you talking about?
311
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,640
His mum, ours, same family.
312
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,560
Oi, listen.
313
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,060
Are you keeping roza?
314
00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:41,160
Nah, I got my period.
315
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,200
Yeah, every Ramadan innit
316
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,190
you're on your period.
317
00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:43,810
ZED: Same here.
318
00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:46,100
Yeah, exactly.
319
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,700
ZED: She gonna bad
you up, you know?
320
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:48,490
All I'm saying is--
321
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,170
Well tell her, innit.
322
00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:51,040
Every time she's hitting me.
323
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,880
Then I hit her back,
she starts crying.
324
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:53,770
ZED: Why are you
hitting her back for?
325
00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:56,190
But the thing is, men can't
defend themselves no more bro.
326
00:16:56,190 --> 00:16:57,090
That's the problem.
327
00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:57,820
Feel my hand.
328
00:16:57,820 --> 00:16:59,330
ZED: Bruv, I know what you
do with your left hand.
329
00:16:59,330 --> 00:16:59,830
See that?
330
00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:00,670
BILAL: Soft.
331
00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:00,830
And you know--
332
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:01,830
ZED: What you been
doing with it, bruv?
333
00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:02,900
BILAL: Nothing, bruv.
334
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:04,690
And you know what, the
generation after us,
335
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,270
gonna be even softer.
336
00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:08,830
It's like naming your
kids Daniel and Adam.
337
00:17:08,830 --> 00:17:11,030
So you wanna to pick
a fight here too?
338
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,150
BILAL: Rubina bajhi, all
I'm saying's that nobody's
339
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:14,530
calling him Daniyaal, are they?
340
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:16,190
They're calling him Daniel.
341
00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:17,440
I just want to know something.
342
00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,940
What are you going
to call your son?
343
00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:19,850
Ashfaq.
344
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:20,350
Bilal!
345
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:21,360
ZED: Are you joking?
346
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,330
Bruv, you're taking the piss?
347
00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:23,360
You're gonna call him Ass-fuck?
348
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:23,860
[LAUGHS]
349
00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:25,320
Bruv, that's child abuse.
350
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,400
He's gonna have enough
problems, know what I mean?
351
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,060
ASMA: Get a nickname,
it's better.
352
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:29,410
ZED: Look, oi listen,
everyone ends up
353
00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:30,700
with nicknames in this country.
354
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,500
If you get Bob, Tim,
Dave, why can't you
355
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,790
have Zed and Ass as well?
356
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:34,630
Know what I mean?
357
00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:35,260
We can do nicknames, as well.
358
00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:36,800
BILAL: You're just
bare Haram, innit?
359
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,570
So you keep to your Haram ways
because you sound castrated.
360
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:40,070
ZED: What?
361
00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:41,850
Your name is not Zed,
it's Zaheer, bro.
362
00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:44,470
And the moment you realise that,
things will be better for you,
363
00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:44,970
innit?
364
00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:47,190
ZED: OK, listen, you know,
I know my name is Zaheer.
365
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:49,330
But I've got the confidence to
just put my little twist on it
366
00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:49,630
without crying about it.
367
00:17:49,630 --> 00:17:51,310
BILAL: I'm not crying about it.
368
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:53,410
All I'm saying is that's
not your twist, innit?
369
00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:54,670
That's what they gave you.
370
00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:55,900
They called you Zed.
371
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:56,890
But now I call me Zed.
372
00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:58,060
And I call you dick head.
373
00:17:58,060 --> 00:18:00,600
Why don't you respect the name
that I gave you as your elder.
374
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:01,160
BILAL: Because you know what?
375
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,370
You're not seeing,
yeah, why our parents...
376
00:18:02,370 --> 00:18:03,090
ZED: Just shut up.
377
00:18:03,090 --> 00:18:05,320
BILAL: You're not seeing why our
parents fought for our names.
378
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,700
You went to America, and
it all got to your head,
379
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:07,330
do you know that?
380
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:08,920
Abu, you need to tell
him, tell him about it.
381
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,810
Because these are the people
that gave us our names, innit?
382
00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:12,130
I'm proud of my name, I
don't know about you though.
383
00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:12,770
But tell him.
384
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,350
Oh, I love this one.
385
00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:24,180
ZED: Wasn't it a
hockey stick last time?
386
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:28,090
ASMA: Abu, you're always
picking on Bengalis.
387
00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:30,450
BILAL: What you trying
to be woke for, man?
388
00:18:30,450 --> 00:18:31,950
ZED: I was with him
until he started
389
00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:33,640
getting racist himself, innit?
390
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:34,730
[SPEAKING URDU]
391
00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:02,320
Straighten the lines brothers.
392
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:16,460
[PRAYING]
393
00:20:58,070 --> 00:21:01,630
[WHISPERING]
394
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,340
[PRAYING CONTINUES]
395
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,780
VASEEM [ON PHONE]:: Heard
anything from Bina?
396
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:33,280
ZED: No.
397
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,420
No, she hasn't texted me.
398
00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:36,630
VASEEM: OK, choreography,
what are we doing about it?
399
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:37,030
ZED: No.
400
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:37,530
No.
401
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,430
VASEEM: 10,000 people, Zed.
402
00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:40,620
ZED: I'm not a Spice Girl.
403
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:41,220
Vaseem man, I can't.
404
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:42,310
VASEEM: No one's gonna
want you standing still.
405
00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:43,890
This is not poetry slam.
406
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:46,950
ZED: Think of something
else, then, man.
407
00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:48,460
VASEEM: Zed.
408
00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:50,210
ZED: Yeah, yeah, I'm listening.
409
00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:51,340
VASEEM: We should be
spending money on this.
410
00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:52,640
I just think you
should consider it.
411
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,840
ZED: Well, no, just
something-- anything else.
412
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,170
VASEEM: Can I book you
in for this guy or not?
413
00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:57,790
ZED: No, we don't need him, man.
414
00:21:57,790 --> 00:21:58,940
VASEEM: You don't have
to do what they say.
415
00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:00,750
You can just put
your own twist on it.
416
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:03,010
ZED: Yo, I had an idea
for this new banger.
417
00:22:03,010 --> 00:22:04,380
I think it's gonna kill it.
418
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,170
VASEEM: Oh, really?
419
00:22:05,170 --> 00:22:06,740
So when can I hear it?
420
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:08,600
ZED: Yo, Vaseem, let
me call you back, yo.
421
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,100
VASEEM: No.
422
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:09,240
No, no.
423
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:09,830
Don't put the phone
down on me, Zed.
424
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:10,830
ZED: I'll call you back.
425
00:22:15,450 --> 00:22:17,480
MAN: Wait.
426
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,480
I thought it was you.
427
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,890
Bro, I'm a huge fan, bruv.
428
00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:21,810
I saw you inside.
429
00:22:21,810 --> 00:22:23,270
Bro, is it cool if
I take a selfie?
430
00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:23,980
ZED: No, bro.
431
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:24,910
It's alright, I'm just not
doing that right now, man.
432
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:26,620
MAN: What's that, man?
433
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:30,040
Can I?
434
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,010
ZED: Yeah, yeah.
435
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,260
Yeah.
436
00:22:39,260 --> 00:22:39,990
Yeah.
437
00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:41,410
Bro, you can't
roll for shit, man.
438
00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:42,110
ZED: I know.
439
00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:42,610
I know.
440
00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:43,310
I know.
441
00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:45,210
MAN: Safe yeah?
442
00:22:45,210 --> 00:22:46,760
Bro, it was good
meeting you, man.
443
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,650
ZED: OK, yeah.
444
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,630
MAN: Perhaps just before I
go, some quick advice, yeah.
445
00:22:52,630 --> 00:22:53,550
ZED: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
446
00:22:53,550 --> 00:22:56,410
MAN: Next time when you
hand your brother something,
447
00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:58,420
just do it with your right hand.
448
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,720
It's Sunnah.
449
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,760
ZED: What you chatting about?
450
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,180
MAN: It's Sunnah bro, if you
hand it with your right hand.
451
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,170
ZED: This is haram.
452
00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:15,730
It doesn't fucking matter what
hand I give it to you with.
453
00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:16,980
MAN: Bro, it's not haram, bro.
454
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:17,480
ZED: It is.
455
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,000
MAN: No, bro.
456
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,300
ZED: No, it is.
457
00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,700
MAN: Bro, it's not haram, bro.
458
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,190
It's Mukrooh.
459
00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:24,450
It's frowned upon,
but it's not a sin.
460
00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:26,430
But it is a sin
to call something
461
00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:28,130
a sin that's not a sin.
462
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,540
All right, man, let's
take the selfie, yeah?
463
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:34,420
ZED: No, no, no, bro.
464
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:36,570
Sorry, man, I can't--
465
00:23:36,570 --> 00:23:37,820
can't take any selfies.
466
00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:45,460
MAN: You know I was just
looking out for you, innit?
467
00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:46,080
[PHONE RINGING]
468
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:46,520
ZED: Oh, yeah, yeah.
469
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,020
No, no.
470
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:49,330
I just-- I've gotta get
back to my phone call, man.
471
00:23:49,330 --> 00:23:50,450
MAN: That's all right, bro.
472
00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:51,020
I understand.
473
00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:51,850
I'll just wait, man.
474
00:23:55,780 --> 00:23:56,820
ZED: You can bounce, man.
475
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:57,950
MAN: It's cool, bro.
476
00:23:57,950 --> 00:23:59,880
I'll wait, man.
477
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:03,290
ZED: Well, bruv, it was
good to meet you, man.
478
00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:05,150
It was good to meet you.
479
00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:07,630
Thank you, for real, man.
480
00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:08,560
You can bounce now.
481
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,220
You can bounce.
482
00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:10,720
Bounce.
483
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,800
ZED: (QUIETLY) It's not a sin.
484
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,240
To say it's a sin is a sin.
485
00:24:20,670 --> 00:24:22,540
MAN: See, this is the
problem with you Pakis.
486
00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:23,470
ZED: What?
487
00:24:23,470 --> 00:24:24,470
[LAUGHS]
488
00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:27,050
MAN: You get a bit of fame and
you turn into fucking coconuts.
489
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,730
ZED: [LAUGHS] What?
490
00:24:28,730 --> 00:24:30,630
What the fuck did you call me?
491
00:24:30,630 --> 00:24:31,170
MAN: Coconut.
492
00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:32,260
ZED: How the f--
493
00:24:32,260 --> 00:24:34,890
Yo, how the fuck am
I a coconut, man?
494
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:38,010
Yo, you know me, have you
heard any of my lyrics?
495
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,400
MAN: I heard your lyrics, man.
496
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,320
What I don't get, bro,
is why the fuck are you
497
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,490
out here not praying with
your brothers inside, RPG?
498
00:24:46,630 --> 00:24:50,340
ZED: I'm not RPG.
499
00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:51,840
MAN: Oh, shit,
you're the other guy!
500
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,370
ZED: Get the fuck
out of my face, man.
501
00:24:53,370 --> 00:24:54,750
MAN: What the fuck
are you doing?
502
00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:56,860
What the fuck are
you doing, bruv?
503
00:24:56,860 --> 00:24:58,330
ZED: Take it back, man.
504
00:25:01,780 --> 00:25:04,730
[GROANING]
505
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:06,700
Fuck.
506
00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:11,990
[GROANING]
507
00:25:11,990 --> 00:25:13,310
MAN: Are you OK?
508
00:25:13,310 --> 00:25:14,630
I'm sorry, bro.
509
00:25:14,630 --> 00:25:15,570
I didn't mean to.
510
00:25:15,570 --> 00:25:16,190
I'm sorry, bro.
511
00:25:16,190 --> 00:25:17,430
[RINGING]
512
00:25:17,430 --> 00:25:18,470
Let me help you up.
513
00:25:18,470 --> 00:25:19,440
[ZED SCREAMS]
514
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,400
[THUD]
515
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:25,700
[SINGING IN URDU]
516
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,100
[WHISPERED RAPPING]
517
00:25:40,510 --> 00:25:42,210
I told you I don't want to come.
518
00:25:42,210 --> 00:25:43,670
Have you seen the
look of that man?
519
00:25:43,670 --> 00:25:44,700
He looks like a clown.
520
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,140
Why?
521
00:26:20,510 --> 00:26:24,990
[MUSIC PLAYING]
522
00:27:46,450 --> 00:27:50,440
[MUTTERING AND CHANTING]
523
00:27:52,930 --> 00:27:54,930
Toba Tek Singh.
524
00:27:54,930 --> 00:27:58,420
Toba Tek Singh.
525
00:27:58,420 --> 00:27:59,920
Toba Tek Singh.
526
00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,920
Toba Tek Singh.
527
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,910
Toba Tek Singh!
528
00:28:02,910 --> 00:28:06,910
[YELLING]
529
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:14,760
Toba Tek Singh.
530
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,390
Toba Tek Singh.
531
00:28:15,390 --> 00:28:17,380
Toba Tek Singh.
532
00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:18,260
Toba Tek Singh.
533
00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:18,880
Toba Tek Singh.
534
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,880
Toba Tek Singh!
535
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,370
[SHATTERING]
536
00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:29,860
Zaheer!
537
00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:31,360
Zaheer!
538
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:36,350
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
539
00:28:45,330 --> 00:28:48,320
[BEEPING]
540
00:28:55,730 --> 00:28:56,520
ZED: What happened?
541
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,740
Zed, I got your phone.
542
00:29:09,740 --> 00:29:10,880
It's a bit smashed up.
543
00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:15,800
Yo, bro, can you
bring me up, please?
544
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,550
BILAL: I called them.
545
00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:20,180
They're coming.
546
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,740
BILAL: That's not how you get
rid of the evil eye, you know?
547
00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:33,030
Bilal, shut up.
548
00:29:33,030 --> 00:29:34,370
BILAL: It's all superstition.
549
00:29:34,370 --> 00:29:36,410
There's nothing in the Quran
and Sunnah about peppers.
550
00:29:36,410 --> 00:29:37,540
What are you talking about?
551
00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:38,870
[SPEAKING URDU]
552
00:29:38,870 --> 00:29:40,080
ASMA: It's about progress.
553
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:40,620
Every time...
554
00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:43,910
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
555
00:29:58,250 --> 00:29:59,220
[CLEARS THROAT]
556
00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:04,280
ZED: It's so itchy.
557
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:04,840
There you go.
558
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:05,560
Thank you.
559
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:06,310
DR CHAUDRY: Right.
560
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,340
Now, I don't want to
alarm you, Mr Anwar,
561
00:30:12,340 --> 00:30:14,130
but from the scans
we've done, your muscles
562
00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:17,670
seem to be weakening.
563
00:30:17,670 --> 00:30:18,760
So what is that?
564
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,910
Like, is that a stroke?
565
00:30:20,910 --> 00:30:22,260
It could be a number of things.
566
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:23,790
We need to run some
more tests to determine
567
00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:24,880
what course of action is best.
568
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:25,380
OK.
569
00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:28,800
So I can stop by in a couple
of weeks, get those done.
570
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,580
I got a tour that starts
in less than a week.
571
00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:34,710
Um, let's just try a
couple of things, shall we?
572
00:30:34,710 --> 00:30:35,220
Uh-huh.
573
00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:36,640
OK.
574
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,950
Now, I'm going to
put my hand here.
575
00:30:38,950 --> 00:30:41,670
I want you to lift
your leg, and I want
576
00:30:41,670 --> 00:30:42,840
you to push against my hand.
577
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,340
Yeah.
578
00:30:43,340 --> 00:30:44,030
OK?
579
00:30:44,030 --> 00:30:45,160
OK.
580
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:50,570
Push against it hard as
you can, hard as you can.
581
00:30:50,570 --> 00:30:51,660
Keep pushing.
582
00:30:51,660 --> 00:30:52,490
OK.
583
00:30:52,490 --> 00:30:53,840
Same thing on the other leg, OK?
584
00:30:56,450 --> 00:30:57,120
Hard as you can.
585
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:57,790
[GROANS]
586
00:31:01,110 --> 00:31:02,750
Now, let's try the arms.
587
00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:04,470
I'm going to apply
pressure here.
588
00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:05,970
I want you to push against me.
589
00:31:05,970 --> 00:31:07,180
Push.
590
00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:07,680
Push.
591
00:31:11,710 --> 00:31:14,340
Now, I'd like you to
stand up for me, please.
592
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:16,090
I'd like you to cross
your arms like this.
593
00:31:16,090 --> 00:31:16,590
Uh-huh.
594
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,020
One more time.
595
00:31:28,170 --> 00:31:29,710
We need to monitor
your progress.
596
00:31:29,710 --> 00:31:31,840
Sorry, how did this happen?
597
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,890
The scan shows no sign
of brain injury or fall.
598
00:31:34,890 --> 00:31:36,010
It could be degenerative.
599
00:31:36,010 --> 00:31:36,840
What does that mean?
600
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,510
Is it-- that means
it's gonna get worse?
601
00:31:38,510 --> 00:31:40,920
Let's get a biopsy underway
and take it from there.
602
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,420
Now--
603
00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:42,550
Sorry, can I just stop you?
604
00:31:42,550 --> 00:31:44,370
I really can't miss this tour.
605
00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:45,960
I genuinely cannot miss it.
606
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,060
OK, let's make a deal.
607
00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:50,610
If you can walk from
that chair to that lift
608
00:31:50,610 --> 00:31:53,830
without any assistance,
I'll discharge you.
609
00:31:53,830 --> 00:31:54,540
How's that sound?
610
00:31:57,770 --> 00:31:58,270
Yeah.
611
00:31:58,270 --> 00:31:58,430
Yeah?
612
00:31:58,430 --> 00:31:58,930
Yeah.
613
00:31:58,930 --> 00:32:00,130
OK.
614
00:32:00,130 --> 00:32:00,910
Thank you.
615
00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:06,320
Steph, we need to schedule an
urgent biopsy for Mr. Anwar.
616
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:11,210
[MUSIC PLAYING]
617
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,640
[RAPPING]
618
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,990
(RAPPING) We made a
fence against treasons.
619
00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:42,880
Keep out the pest and heathens.
620
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,140
Pesticide, let them die.
621
00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:45,710
They all reeling.
622
00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:48,460
Some of them survived, don't let
'em aside, they were leaking.
623
00:32:48,460 --> 00:32:49,290
...our country back.
624
00:32:49,290 --> 00:32:50,920
Try to sit on my
wall, get humptied at.
625
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,330
Yo, I'mma get the pumpy out.
626
00:32:52,330 --> 00:32:54,460
So don't runna your mouth.
national no front ya na.
627
00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:55,120
Enough's enough.
628
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:55,890
My team react.
629
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:56,040
Yeah.
630
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,040
Clean out where the evil's at.
631
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:57,540
Woo.
632
00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:16,930
SURGEON: So Mr. Anwar.
633
00:33:16,930 --> 00:33:17,430
Uh-huh.
634
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:20,910
We're going to be taking some
muscle from your right thigh
635
00:33:20,910 --> 00:33:22,780
to test your condition.
636
00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:23,550
All right?
637
00:33:23,550 --> 00:33:25,800
OK.
638
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,170
ANESTHESIOLOGIST:
So, we're going
639
00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:29,420
to be counting down
slowly from five,
640
00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:31,020
and then you'll be
fast asleep, yeah?
641
00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:32,080
Mm-hmm.
642
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,860
So, off you go.
643
00:33:33,860 --> 00:33:37,570
Five, four--
644
00:33:37,570 --> 00:33:38,600
Beautiful.
645
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,460
Three.
646
00:33:40,460 --> 00:33:41,390
Perfect.
647
00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:43,410
Two.
648
00:33:43,410 --> 00:33:45,000
ANESTHESIOLOGIST:
Now say "Bismillah".
649
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,240
ZED: What?
650
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,910
ANESTHESIOLOGIST: Say
"Bismillah", mate.
651
00:33:56,570 --> 00:33:59,140
[CHANTING]
652
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,200
QURAN TEACHER: Zaheer.
653
00:34:08,990 --> 00:34:09,700
I can't hear you.
654
00:34:12,610 --> 00:34:13,110
Read.
655
00:34:15,670 --> 00:34:16,430
Read what?
656
00:34:43,190 --> 00:34:43,860
It's OK, Zaheer.
657
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,020
My name's Zed.
658
00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:28,790
Ah!
659
00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:44,690
It's OK.
660
00:35:47,670 --> 00:35:48,670
I've got you.
661
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,170
[SPEAKING URDU]
662
00:36:15,870 --> 00:36:17,230
Oh, shit.
663
00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:18,180
What the fuck is--
664
00:36:49,210 --> 00:36:50,460
BASHIR: If you need anything--
665
00:36:57,350 --> 00:36:59,150
ZED: Well, you were
just in the area, yeah?
666
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:00,270
VASEEM: What the fuck, Zed?
667
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,120
What happened?
668
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,340
ZED: Nothing happened,
man, I swear.
669
00:37:04,340 --> 00:37:05,500
I swear, it's nothing.
670
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:07,290
VASEEM: They're saying
it could be serious.
671
00:37:07,290 --> 00:37:09,290
ZED: It's-- I'm gonna be out
of here by tomorrow, man.
672
00:37:09,290 --> 00:37:10,100
VASEEM: You should have told me.
673
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:11,180
ZED: They're overreacting.
674
00:37:11,180 --> 00:37:12,610
And don't you
fucking start, too.
675
00:37:12,610 --> 00:37:15,340
Don't I have a right to know,
as your manager, as your friend?
676
00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:16,460
The tour starts next week.
677
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:17,210
ZED: Yeah, I know.
678
00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:20,530
I'll be out of here
soon, all right?
679
00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:22,590
I can do the tour
in a fucking chair.
680
00:37:22,590 --> 00:37:23,360
Do you remember?
681
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,700
J Dilla did one with
a dialysis machine.
682
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:27,740
VASEEM: Firstly, don't
take Dilla's name in vain.
683
00:37:27,740 --> 00:37:28,970
Secondly, forget the tour.
684
00:37:28,970 --> 00:37:29,840
You need to rest.
685
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,430
ZED: Why are you such a pussy?
686
00:37:31,430 --> 00:37:33,680
Don't be such a daft cunt.
687
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,510
Everything's sorted.
688
00:37:34,510 --> 00:37:35,550
ZED: What's sorted?
689
00:37:35,550 --> 00:37:36,380
I said I'll sort it.
690
00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:36,590
ZED: No, you didn't.
691
00:37:36,590 --> 00:37:37,610
You said, "It's sorted."
692
00:37:37,610 --> 00:37:38,490
What have you sorted?
693
00:37:43,150 --> 00:37:44,280
You're shit at lying, man?
694
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:44,950
What's going on?
695
00:37:44,950 --> 00:37:46,240
RPG's willing to take the slot.
696
00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:51,320
RPG?
697
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:59,950
Fucking Abdul Latif Tariq?
698
00:37:59,950 --> 00:38:01,090
What the fuck?
699
00:38:01,090 --> 00:38:04,000
Zed, we made a pay-out
to Dante's people.
700
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,350
We need to fill the slot.
701
00:38:05,350 --> 00:38:07,460
If not, we're going
to lose all the money.
702
00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:07,960
What money?
703
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,170
I thought he wanted
me on the tour.
704
00:38:09,170 --> 00:38:09,860
VASEEM: Yeah, of course he does.
705
00:38:09,860 --> 00:38:12,070
But we had to pay him
to make it happen.
706
00:38:12,070 --> 00:38:13,960
They said they'll RPG
as a replacement just
707
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:14,710
to cover the cost.
708
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,650
Yeah, it makes sense, man.
709
00:38:20,650 --> 00:38:22,350
You're right, man.
710
00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:25,770
I've been working for this
for only like 15 years.
711
00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:28,650
My mum still works in Lyfelds
fucking grocery store.
712
00:38:28,650 --> 00:38:31,360
Let's give it to Mr. Pussy
Fried Fuckin' Chicken.
713
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:32,530
You're his favourite rapper.
714
00:38:32,530 --> 00:38:33,880
ZED: Well, he's not mine.
715
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,250
Literally, just
give him a break.
716
00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:35,460
Why?
717
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:36,030
Fuck him.
718
00:38:36,030 --> 00:38:37,380
I just had surgery.
719
00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:38,070
Think about me.
720
00:38:38,070 --> 00:38:40,320
I didn't do it as a fucking
charity outreach programme
721
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:43,500
for fucking face tattoo
victims, alright?
722
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:46,350
Just fucking--
Vas, can we just--
723
00:38:46,350 --> 00:38:47,000
just pause.
724
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,150
Let's just pause.
725
00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:51,470
I am going to get the
results in like a day.
726
00:38:51,470 --> 00:38:53,070
Let's wait for the results.
727
00:38:53,070 --> 00:38:54,200
VASEEM: You think I don't
want you to make this tour?
728
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:55,400
I'm not fucking
sure anymore, mate.
729
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,870
VASEEM: You're losing sight
of what's really important.
730
00:38:56,870 --> 00:38:57,680
ZED: Oh, what's that?
731
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,180
Your health.
732
00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:59,810
[SCOFFS]
733
00:38:59,810 --> 00:39:03,170
Everyone's worried
about you, man.
734
00:39:03,170 --> 00:39:06,400
Always talking about paving
the way for other people.
735
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,880
RPG is one of us.
736
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,090
He's telling our story, too.
737
00:39:17,170 --> 00:39:19,250
(RAPPING) Pussy fried chicken.
738
00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:20,570
Pussy fried chicken.
739
00:39:20,570 --> 00:39:22,460
Pussy fried chicken.
740
00:39:22,460 --> 00:39:23,770
Pussy fried chicken.
741
00:39:23,770 --> 00:39:24,650
Pussy fried chicken.
742
00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:25,520
Pussy fried chicken.
743
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,260
Pussy fried chicken.
744
00:39:27,260 --> 00:39:28,160
Pussy fried chicken.
745
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,140
Pussy fried chicken.
746
00:39:29,140 --> 00:39:30,710
Pussy fried chicken.
747
00:39:30,710 --> 00:39:32,620
Tap that coochie.
748
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,460
Slurp me up like a smoothie.
749
00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:35,790
I like Gucci.
750
00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:38,180
Bitch, let's make a movie.
751
00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:41,370
She smoke my shlong
like it's THC.
752
00:39:41,370 --> 00:39:45,250
Bitches get in the
car, put you on TMZ.
753
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:47,890
Lil' RPG got that big D.
Slap that bitch in the mouth.
754
00:39:47,890 --> 00:39:49,140
Bitch you ain't talking to me.
755
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:51,630
ZED: What does that even mean?
756
00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:52,710
What does that even mean?!
757
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:20,920
Yeah.
758
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,770
I'm OK.
759
00:40:22,770 --> 00:40:24,270
I was just taking a shit.
760
00:40:29,650 --> 00:40:30,150
Fuck.
761
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:39,940
Fuck.
762
00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:43,360
No.
763
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,430
I've got it.
764
00:41:10,410 --> 00:41:11,410
I'm coming.
765
00:41:11,410 --> 00:41:12,980
I'm standing up.
766
00:41:16,230 --> 00:41:17,030
Close the door.
767
00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:21,900
What are you fucking
shouting at me for?
768
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:22,290
Huh?
769
00:41:22,290 --> 00:41:23,160
This fucking thing broke.
770
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:23,380
It's not my fault.
771
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:24,810
But I told you let me help you.
772
00:41:24,810 --> 00:41:25,360
OK, good.
773
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:25,770
Well done.
774
00:41:25,770 --> 00:41:25,940
Come on.
775
00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:26,440
Get up now.
776
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,060
Could you calm down?
777
00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:31,270
OK, first of all, fucking,
my phone's, oh, there, just--
778
00:41:33,830 --> 00:41:35,220
ZED: How are you gonna get--
779
00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:37,460
I'm gonna lean forwards, OK?
780
00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:37,960
OK?
781
00:41:47,770 --> 00:41:48,270
OK?
782
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,280
You can't get a crutch, huh?
783
00:42:15,730 --> 00:42:18,510
Five.
784
00:42:18,510 --> 00:42:20,550
Six, breathe.
785
00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:21,970
PHYSIOTHERAPIST:
OK, take it easy.
786
00:42:21,970 --> 00:42:23,840
That's good.
787
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:24,380
That's great.
788
00:42:41,780 --> 00:42:43,020
Yes, well done.
789
00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:43,520
Breathe.
790
00:42:51,940 --> 00:42:54,480
OK, take it easy.
791
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,440
Have a second.
792
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,030
Have you seen the doctor?
793
00:42:57,030 --> 00:42:57,590
No.
794
00:42:57,590 --> 00:42:59,160
I want to see him
for my results.
795
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,090
Yeah, well, he'll be around.
796
00:43:00,090 --> 00:43:01,830
Yes, when you see him, can
you tell him to come see me.
797
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:02,420
OK.
798
00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:03,050
I'll do that.
799
00:43:03,050 --> 00:43:04,410
Thank you.
800
00:43:04,410 --> 00:43:05,910
PHYSIOTHERAPIST:
How's that feeling?
801
00:43:05,910 --> 00:43:06,660
Has that loosened?
802
00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:15,230
Two more steps.
803
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,610
[LAUGHING]
804
00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,130
[WHISPERING]
805
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,800
Good, push right
through the bar.
806
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:38,680
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
807
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:45,820
Easy.
808
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:49,350
ZED: I'm not hungry.
809
00:43:49,350 --> 00:43:51,240
I've gotta sort this.
810
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:52,370
Thank you.
811
00:43:52,370 --> 00:43:53,070
Mr. Anwar?
812
00:43:53,070 --> 00:43:53,700
Yeah.
813
00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:57,110
I'm Dr. Mayberry, your
consultant neurologist.
814
00:43:57,110 --> 00:43:58,660
How are you feeling?
815
00:43:58,660 --> 00:43:59,540
OK.
816
00:43:59,540 --> 00:44:01,790
Yeah, I'm good ready to go.
817
00:44:01,790 --> 00:44:03,830
DR MAYBERRY: We got the
results from your biopsy.
818
00:44:03,830 --> 00:44:06,680
And we can start building a
picture of what's going on.
819
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,050
OK.
820
00:44:09,050 --> 00:44:11,420
DR MAYBBERRY: With your
rapid weight and muscle loss,
821
00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:14,510
we can confirm it's a
muscle-related autoimmune
822
00:44:14,510 --> 00:44:16,220
condition.
823
00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:18,320
Your white blood cells,
which protect you,
824
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,920
are attacking your
muscles and organs.
825
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:23,970
Your body can't
recognise itself,
826
00:44:23,970 --> 00:44:25,090
so it's attacking itself.
827
00:44:29,270 --> 00:44:32,220
OK, so what do we do?
828
00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:34,180
DR MAYBERRY: Since this
is a chronic condition,
829
00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:36,340
there isn't a cure.
830
00:44:36,340 --> 00:44:39,620
Now, we think you're
a good candidate
831
00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:44,450
for this experimental therapy
that can manage the illness.
832
00:44:44,450 --> 00:44:46,400
OK, so when can we get started?
833
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,050
I've got a tour that
starts pretty soon.
834
00:44:49,050 --> 00:44:50,870
Well, I can look at available--
835
00:44:50,870 --> 00:44:53,210
BASHIR: This
experimental therapy,
836
00:44:53,210 --> 00:44:56,340
what about the risks
or side effects?
837
00:44:56,340 --> 00:44:58,670
DR MAYBERRY: It's a
stem cell infusion.
838
00:44:58,670 --> 00:45:02,340
The symptoms are
similar to chemotherapy.
839
00:45:02,340 --> 00:45:08,370
There is also a risk of
permanent infertility.
840
00:45:08,370 --> 00:45:12,210
We recommend you freeze your
sperm at the fertility clinic
841
00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,830
before the procedure begins.
842
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:21,330
Why is this happening?
843
00:45:21,330 --> 00:45:24,540
I wish I could
give you an answer.
844
00:45:24,540 --> 00:45:31,840
Most auto-immune diseases
have a hereditary component.
845
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,410
And what about an alternative?
846
00:45:34,410 --> 00:45:38,100
When could, um-- when could
we start this experimental--
847
00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,380
We can start tomorrow.
848
00:45:40,380 --> 00:45:43,010
I suggest you talk it
over with your family.
849
00:45:43,010 --> 00:45:43,990
BASHIR: Thank you.
850
00:45:43,990 --> 00:45:45,900
DR MAYBERRY: Make
your decision soon.
851
00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:11,520
(RAPPING) They ever
ask you where you from?
852
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,670
Like, where you really from?
853
00:46:14,670 --> 00:46:18,590
The question seems simple,
but the answer is kinda long.
854
00:46:18,590 --> 00:46:20,190
I could tell 'em
Wembley, but I don't
855
00:46:20,190 --> 00:46:21,860
think that's what they want.
856
00:46:21,860 --> 00:46:24,030
But I don't know what to
say, because anything I say
857
00:46:24,030 --> 00:46:25,920
is wrong.
858
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,380
Britain's where I'm born, and
I love a cup of tea and that.
859
00:46:28,380 --> 00:46:31,590
But tea ain't from Britain,
it's from where my DNA is at.
860
00:46:31,590 --> 00:46:33,180
But where my genes
are from, people
861
00:46:33,180 --> 00:46:35,120
don't really MC and that.
862
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:38,300
Or like in NYC that's where
I stack my P's and that.
863
00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:40,890
Skinheads meant I never
really liked the British flag.
864
00:46:40,890 --> 00:46:43,100
And I only got the shits
when I went back to Pak.
865
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:46,340
[CHEERING]
866
00:46:47,260 --> 00:46:51,630
My ancestors Indian, but
India was not for us.
867
00:46:51,630 --> 00:46:53,470
But my people built
the West, we even
868
00:46:53,470 --> 00:46:54,640
gave them fuckers swastikas.
869
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,590
[CHEERING]
870
00:46:58,590 --> 00:47:03,890
Now, now, everybody, everywhere
want their country back.
871
00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:06,560
If you want me back to where I'm
from, then I proper need a map.
872
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,790
[CHEERING]
873
00:47:09,790 --> 00:47:13,530
Or if everybody gets their piece
back, then that's best for us.
874
00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:16,060
Yo, you only built
a piece of this pie,
875
00:47:16,060 --> 00:47:17,390
so keep the rest for us.
876
00:47:17,390 --> 00:47:19,910
Ain't nobody that don't
know that I'm from nowhere.
877
00:47:19,910 --> 00:47:22,710
No man's land, yeah,
between trenches, no things
878
00:47:22,710 --> 00:47:23,380
grows there.
879
00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:25,210
But it's fertilised by
the brown bodies that
880
00:47:25,210 --> 00:47:27,090
fought for Britain in
the war so when I spit,
881
00:47:27,090 --> 00:47:28,740
a poppy grows there.
882
00:47:28,740 --> 00:47:31,560
I find my own place in this
business of Britishness.
883
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,110
Your questions, just limited,
is based on appearances.
884
00:47:34,110 --> 00:47:36,670
So stop trying to
find a box for us.
885
00:47:36,670 --> 00:47:40,270
I'll make my own and block
your fucking concept of us.
886
00:47:40,270 --> 00:47:43,380
Only a few fit
these labels, so I'm
887
00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:44,960
repping for the
rest of us who know
888
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,580
there's that there's
no place like home
889
00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:47,850
and that stretches us.
890
00:47:47,850 --> 00:47:50,590
Don't piss me off with no
fucking cricket test for us
891
00:47:50,590 --> 00:47:54,270
or question us Motherfucker,
my blood and sweat's enough.
892
00:47:57,270 --> 00:48:01,140
I was born under a sun that
you made too hot for us.
893
00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:05,630
Bastards of empire and
diaspora fostered us.
894
00:48:05,630 --> 00:48:08,050
Yo, I ain't looking
for a hand-out,
895
00:48:08,050 --> 00:48:11,440
but, bruv, what you got for us?
896
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,930
So where I'm from
is kind of long,
897
00:48:12,930 --> 00:48:14,600
but it ain't your
fucking problem, bruv.
898
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,580
[CHEERING]
899
00:48:18,410 --> 00:48:21,700
THERAPIST: This system wants
us poisoned and sterilised.
900
00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:25,540
It's good that you
called me, uncle.
901
00:48:25,540 --> 00:48:28,180
It's small, sharp,
and it's clean.
902
00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:30,010
Okay, you won't feel a thing.
903
00:48:30,010 --> 00:48:31,530
So just relax.
904
00:48:31,530 --> 00:48:33,660
Take a nice breath for me.
905
00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:35,540
[SPEAKING URDU]
906
00:48:36,450 --> 00:48:37,370
ZED: Wait, wait, wait.
907
00:48:37,370 --> 00:48:37,690
Hold up.
908
00:48:37,690 --> 00:48:38,330
Hold up.
909
00:48:38,330 --> 00:48:38,830
Hold up.
910
00:48:38,830 --> 00:48:39,380
Just wait.
911
00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:40,880
How do you lot know
this even works?
912
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000
BILAL: You know it, bro.
913
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,470
All the Olympic athletes do it.
914
00:48:55,470 --> 00:48:58,230
It's like, everyone's into
is into turmerics now, innit?
915
00:49:03,020 --> 00:49:05,260
ZED: All right, go on.
916
00:49:05,260 --> 00:49:07,330
OK.
917
00:49:07,330 --> 00:49:10,260
Take a deep breath in.
918
00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:12,780
And out.
919
00:49:12,780 --> 00:49:13,750
Bismillah.
920
00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:22,820
And again, deep breath in.
921
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:31,120
[TRACKS CLATTERING]
922
00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:38,630
Close it up.
923
00:49:38,630 --> 00:49:39,630
Don't let the nurse see.
924
00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:45,080
OK, last one.
925
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,820
Breathe.
926
00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:47,990
Bismillah.
927
00:49:50,790 --> 00:49:51,610
Bismillah.
928
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:25,720
OK, OK.
929
00:52:31,630 --> 00:52:32,710
This fucking close.
930
00:52:32,710 --> 00:52:35,390
This fucking close.
931
00:52:35,390 --> 00:52:37,680
Fuck, why does this always
fucking happen to me?
932
00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:47,420
There won't be others.
933
00:52:47,420 --> 00:52:49,600
I'm too fucking old
for this already.
934
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,650
I had my fucking chance.
935
00:52:50,650 --> 00:52:53,230
I'm never gonna be that thing I
fucking wanted to be, alright?
936
00:52:53,230 --> 00:52:55,150
It's not gonna
happen for me, OK?
937
00:52:55,150 --> 00:52:57,790
I'm stuck at this
fucking bullshit level.
938
00:53:09,380 --> 00:53:10,840
PHYSIOTHERAPIST:
You're doing good.
939
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,730
Yeah, am I doing good?
940
00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:12,480
PHYSIOTHERAPIST:
You're doing good, man.
941
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,400
You're not looking up
from your fucking phone.
942
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,560
How do you know if I'm
fucking doing good?
943
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:17,930
Man like Zaheer,
what you sayin'?
944
00:53:25,170 --> 00:53:25,960
ZED: What the fuck?
945
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:32,570
VASEEM: He begged me to come.
946
00:53:37,370 --> 00:53:39,600
ZED: Could we just have
one minute, please?
947
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,390
PHYSIOTHERAPIST: Yeah.
948
00:53:42,390 --> 00:53:44,260
Happy Ramadan.
949
00:53:44,260 --> 00:53:45,110
VASEEM: Thanks.
950
00:53:45,110 --> 00:53:47,070
ZED: We won't be long.
951
00:53:47,070 --> 00:53:48,530
VASEEM: I'm worried
about you, man.
952
00:53:48,530 --> 00:53:52,480
How you feeling?
953
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,440
They're gonna do this
experiment shit on me, alright?
954
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:57,740
VASEEM: What, the one that's
going to make you sterile?
955
00:53:57,740 --> 00:54:00,590
I spoke to your mum upstairs.
956
00:54:00,590 --> 00:54:01,260
You gonna do it?
957
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,440
What is he doing here?
958
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:09,040
VASEEM: He just wants
to talk to you, OK?
959
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:09,540
Oi.
960
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:25,480
RPG: Listen, I know
what you think of me,
961
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:30,020
but I'm just here to
say, man, we're the same.
962
00:54:33,110 --> 00:54:40,130
The first verse I ever learned
was Zed verse, your verse.
963
00:54:40,130 --> 00:54:43,720
I used to record that
shit over a cassette.
964
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:47,260
So really, if you
think about it,
965
00:54:47,260 --> 00:54:50,730
you know, if, like,
I'm going on tour,
966
00:54:50,730 --> 00:54:52,160
it's like you
going on tour, man.
967
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,110
It's the same.
968
00:54:54,110 --> 00:54:54,940
It's the same thing.
969
00:54:57,670 --> 00:55:00,640
Better if I'm on tour, though.
970
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,010
Then, I'd really be on tour.
971
00:55:02,010 --> 00:55:03,140
If I'm on tour,
then I'm on tour.
972
00:55:03,140 --> 00:55:03,970
RPG: It's the cycle.
973
00:55:03,970 --> 00:55:07,640
It's like there's no-- there's
no Drake without Whoopi
974
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:10,870
Goldberg, do you
know what I mean?
975
00:55:10,870 --> 00:55:17,200
Like, there's no Nelson
Mandela without apartheid.
976
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:21,920
No apartheid, no
Nando's Chicken.
977
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:22,560
He-- Yeah, OK.
978
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,060
He is--
979
00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:25,680
Nando's Chicken is a
South African franchise.
980
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:26,800
What the fuck is he saying?
981
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,610
What we're trying to say is
you're still part of his tour.
982
00:55:29,610 --> 00:55:34,450
OK, like, we talked about RPG
buying one of your tracks.
983
00:55:34,450 --> 00:55:36,730
Your message is still
going to get out there.
984
00:55:36,730 --> 00:55:39,480
RPG: I heard you were working
on that sick new demo, you know?
985
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:41,020
Maybe I could do
something with that.
986
00:55:41,020 --> 00:55:42,310
Great, yeah.
987
00:55:42,310 --> 00:55:43,630
Take some-- You want shoes?
988
00:55:43,630 --> 00:55:44,710
What else you want?
989
00:55:44,710 --> 00:55:49,420
Zed, it might keep your mum
from working those extra shifts.
990
00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:49,920
RPG: Rar!
991
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:56,400
VASEEM: We don't want to do
this without your blessing, Zed.
992
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:57,630
We're all in this together.
993
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:48,850
MALE VOICE: Toba Tek Singh.
994
00:57:48,850 --> 00:57:49,810
Toba Tek Singh.
995
00:57:49,810 --> 00:57:50,780
Toba Tek Singh.
996
00:57:50,780 --> 00:57:51,510
Toba Tek Singh.
997
00:57:51,510 --> 00:57:52,230
Toba Tek Singh.
998
00:57:52,230 --> 00:57:53,100
Toba Tek Singh.
999
00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:54,080
Toba Tek Singh.
1000
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:54,990
Toba Tek Singh.
1001
00:57:54,990 --> 00:57:55,990
Toba Tek Singh.
1002
00:58:02,490 --> 00:58:05,650
ZED: Toba Tek Singh.
1003
00:58:05,650 --> 00:58:07,140
Toba Tek Singh.
1004
00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:58,910
MC FARCE: (RAPPING)
1005
00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:02,460
If this bitch gets wild,
I might just body bag him.
1006
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:05,570
And if I am the genie,
then this prick is Aladdin.
1007
00:59:05,570 --> 00:59:09,450
[CROWD LAUGHING]
1008
00:59:13,330 --> 00:59:16,660
But fuck your three wishes,
you'll never ever have 'em.
1009
00:59:16,660 --> 00:59:19,970
Stop trying to be what
your mind cannot fathom.
1010
00:59:19,970 --> 00:59:23,330
Curry and kebab, it's the
only thing you're munching.
1011
00:59:23,330 --> 00:59:24,860
You should probably
blame your dad
1012
00:59:24,860 --> 00:59:26,440
for your erectile dysfunction.
1013
00:59:26,940 --> 00:59:29,600
[CROWD CHEERING]
1014
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,390
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
1015
00:59:31,390 --> 00:59:31,880
Listen.
1016
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:32,380
Listen.
1017
00:59:32,380 --> 00:59:32,880
Listen.
1018
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,360
Listen.
1019
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:40,930
His father, his father
opened a Nigerian hair salon.
1020
00:59:40,930 --> 00:59:43,900
What a hack, I guess he's
not the only Paki trying
1021
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:44,440
to be black.
1022
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:45,770
Oh!
1023
00:59:45,770 --> 00:59:48,880
This is our art
form, our heritage.
1024
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,910
You can't come and appropriate
it, repackage and sell it.
1025
00:59:51,910 --> 00:59:54,580
Your dad should have been
driving a bus or a taxi.
1026
00:59:54,580 --> 00:59:57,080
Back in the day, my ancestors
were in the back seat.
1027
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,130
But nowadays, I'm
on the front line.
1028
00:59:59,130 --> 01:00:00,120
He raps weak.
1029
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:00,620
What!
1030
01:00:00,620 --> 01:00:04,590
[CHEERING]
1031
01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:08,060
WOMAN: Come on, then!
1032
01:00:16,510 --> 01:00:21,250
ZED: You want to talk
about my mum and my dad.
1033
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:21,940
That's funny.
1034
01:00:24,730 --> 01:00:28,710
You mum eats my kebab and
she swallows all my curry.
1035
01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:40,770
You wanna laugh about my dad
opening up a corner shop.
1036
01:00:40,770 --> 01:00:44,670
It's your mum that's on the
corner, fam, 5 pound a pop.
1037
01:00:49,270 --> 01:00:53,110
Yo, yo, you so ignorant,
calling me an immigrant.
1038
01:00:53,110 --> 01:00:55,420
Haven't you seen your
own skin pigment?
1039
01:00:55,420 --> 01:00:56,590
We should be in it together.
1040
01:00:56,590 --> 01:01:00,570
[BOOING]
1041
01:01:00,570 --> 01:01:03,560
[YELLING]
1042
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:05,060
That's not what I'm saying.
1043
01:01:05,060 --> 01:01:06,550
That's not what I'm saying.
1044
01:01:11,530 --> 01:01:16,510
[YELLING]
1045
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,490
CROWD: Shh.
1046
01:01:21,490 --> 01:01:21,990
Shh.
1047
01:01:21,990 --> 01:01:23,480
[SILENCE]
1048
01:01:34,490 --> 01:01:37,370
I tried to stand
up for my blood,
1049
01:01:37,370 --> 01:01:41,900
but blood won't let me stand up.
1050
01:01:41,900 --> 01:01:46,100
Let there be no more after me,
at least we'll be at peace.
1051
01:01:46,100 --> 01:01:49,400
If there is no seed after
me, Zaheer would be at peace.
1052
01:01:57,370 --> 01:01:58,440
It's my mic.
1053
01:02:02,850 --> 01:02:03,660
It's time.
1054
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:35,700
BASHIR: Okay?
1055
01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:36,200
ZED: Yeah.
1056
01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:54,050
Abu, I'm gonna do the infusion.
1057
01:02:57,530 --> 01:02:58,820
BASHIR: Zaheer, don't be hasty.
1058
01:03:01,420 --> 01:03:02,260
And what?
1059
01:03:02,260 --> 01:03:03,430
You don't want to have kids?
1060
01:03:03,430 --> 01:03:04,910
ZED: There's no time, man.
1061
01:03:04,910 --> 01:03:05,930
I gotta go.
1062
01:03:05,930 --> 01:03:07,100
BASHIR: There's always time.
1063
01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:07,850
ZED: There is not.
1064
01:03:07,850 --> 01:03:10,150
I gotta do the tour.
1065
01:03:10,150 --> 01:03:10,650
BASHIR: OK.
1066
01:03:10,650 --> 01:03:11,340
OK.
1067
01:03:11,340 --> 01:03:11,840
OK.
1068
01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:17,290
OK.
1069
01:03:17,290 --> 01:03:19,650
OK.
1070
01:03:19,650 --> 01:03:22,250
ZED: They said it's
a genetic condition.
1071
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:26,430
Huh?
1072
01:03:26,430 --> 01:03:30,120
Anything like this ever happen
to your dad, or brothers
1073
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:30,630
or anything?
1074
01:03:36,470 --> 01:03:37,180
What do you mean?
1075
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:42,620
What?
1076
01:03:42,620 --> 01:03:43,120
Whose?
1077
01:03:46,130 --> 01:03:49,410
Abu, Abu, why
didn't you tell me?
1078
01:03:54,670 --> 01:03:56,960
Yeah, I should tell
you everything?
1079
01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:01,610
OK, you don't have to
tell me everything.
1080
01:04:01,610 --> 01:04:03,940
But you can tell me some of
the things I can learn from.
1081
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,110
OK, that's-- why are you
fixating on all the small print
1082
01:04:11,110 --> 01:04:12,150
all the time, Abu, man.
1083
01:04:12,150 --> 01:04:14,340
You would have achieved
a lot more in your life
1084
01:04:14,340 --> 01:04:15,810
if you could just think
of the bigger picture.
1085
01:04:15,810 --> 01:04:16,810
That's not fair, Zaheer.
1086
01:04:16,810 --> 01:04:19,070
ZED: Just be a bit more
practical, alright?
1087
01:04:19,070 --> 01:04:20,860
BASHIR: You want me to
be bloody practical?
1088
01:04:20,860 --> 01:04:21,360
Yes.
1089
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:22,210
Then listen.
1090
01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:27,400
Forget this damn tour, Zaheer.
1091
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,440
OK, so what's there
gonna be, huh?
1092
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:30,170
Huh?
1093
01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:32,060
Me and you opening
up a fucking--
1094
01:04:32,060 --> 01:04:34,110
a fucking cassette-vinyl store?
1095
01:04:34,110 --> 01:04:35,610
Do you want to do that?
1096
01:04:35,610 --> 01:04:36,930
Is that gonna make you happy?
1097
01:04:36,930 --> 01:04:38,790
Since when have you worried
about what I want, Zaheer?
1098
01:04:38,790 --> 01:04:40,080
You've always done
what you want.
1099
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:41,940
Yeah, you tried to stop
me from moving to America.
1100
01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:43,620
You tried to stop
me from doing music.
1101
01:04:43,620 --> 01:04:44,760
BASHIR: And was I
ever successful?
1102
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:45,840
Did you ever listen to me?
1103
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,660
No, but I-- can't you just
let me do my thing, man?
1104
01:04:51,230 --> 01:04:52,530
I just want your blessing, man.
1105
01:04:52,590 --> 01:04:54,090
BASHIR: I can't
give you my blessing
1106
01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:55,260
if I don't believe
in it, Zaheer.
1107
01:04:55,260 --> 01:04:57,340
Sorry, I can do everything
else, but I cannot lie.
1108
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:00,820
BASHIR: Everything
is under control.
1109
01:05:15,510 --> 01:05:17,920
Can you guys stop
shouting, for once?
1110
01:05:26,660 --> 01:05:27,640
Nothing happens!
1111
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,230
We go around in a circle!
1112
01:05:29,230 --> 01:05:30,150
I'm just trying to f--
1113
01:05:34,910 --> 01:05:35,620
Zaheer!
1114
01:05:35,620 --> 01:05:36,540
Zaheer!
1115
01:05:36,540 --> 01:05:37,080
NASRA: Nurse!
1116
01:05:38,630 --> 01:05:39,770
Nurse!
1117
01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:41,400
ZED: Get off me.
1118
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:41,940
NASRA: Nurse!
1119
01:05:41,940 --> 01:05:42,770
ZED: Leave me alone.
1120
01:05:42,770 --> 01:05:43,670
NASRA: Nurse!
1121
01:05:43,670 --> 01:05:44,870
Nurse, please help.
1122
01:05:44,870 --> 01:05:47,250
Please, can you get
them away from me?
1123
01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:48,500
Get them out of here, eh?
1124
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:51,000
And get out all your
stuff from near my bed.
1125
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,640
Take all your shit,
man, all your voodoo.
1126
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:55,440
Get it. get out.
1127
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,090
Get out, man!
1128
01:05:57,090 --> 01:05:58,460
Please, get them out.
1129
01:05:58,460 --> 01:06:00,360
Get them out, get
them away from me.
1130
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,850
You fucking poisoned
me with this shit.
1131
01:06:02,850 --> 01:06:03,610
Get out!
1132
01:06:18,430 --> 01:06:23,370
[WHISPERING]
1133
01:06:35,230 --> 01:06:37,650
VASEEM [ON PHONE]:: Hey,
Zed, how are you holding up?
1134
01:06:37,650 --> 01:06:40,640
Look, I know this is the last
thing you want to think about,
1135
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:44,050
but I wanted to see if you
were good with giving RPG
1136
01:06:44,050 --> 01:06:46,200
your new track.
1137
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:47,660
Things are moving
along on our end,
1138
01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:49,190
and we're all just
waiting on you.
1139
01:06:49,190 --> 01:06:53,960
So, I really need a decision.
1140
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,910
Let me know.
1141
01:06:55,910 --> 01:06:56,410
Call me.
1142
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,640
(RAPPING) Say rude boy,
betta watch your back.
1143
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:08,180
Zed is back with a wicked chat.
1144
01:07:08,180 --> 01:07:09,600
Don't watch out
the lyrics attack.
1145
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:11,000
When I bust a flow
that's where it's at.
1146
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,080
When I entah inside the
arena, dressed to impress,
1147
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:15,390
it's all desina.
1148
01:07:15,390 --> 01:07:16,970
WOMAN: Hello.
1149
01:07:16,970 --> 01:07:17,760
Hi.
1150
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:19,260
You've got everything
that you need.
1151
01:07:19,260 --> 01:07:23,300
Everything's there and here, OK?
1152
01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:29,610
Wh-- uh, you got
any Vaseline on you?
1153
01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:32,090
Um, just use your foreskin.
1154
01:07:32,090 --> 01:07:32,590
OK.
1155
01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:33,090
OK.
1156
01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:35,810
Oh, oh, I don't have one.
1157
01:07:35,810 --> 01:07:36,850
NURSE: Oh, you're muslim.
1158
01:07:36,850 --> 01:07:38,230
Sorry.
1159
01:07:38,230 --> 01:07:38,730
NURSE: Spit?
1160
01:07:41,550 --> 01:07:42,400
My spit?
1161
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:43,410
Yeah, your spit.
1162
01:07:43,410 --> 01:07:44,300
ZED: Oh, yeah, cool.
1163
01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:44,800
OK.
1164
01:08:41,460 --> 01:08:45,940
[PHONE RINGING]
1165
01:08:50,630 --> 01:08:51,960
BINA [ON PHONE]: Hey, what's up?
1166
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,000
Hello?
1167
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,350
Hey.
1168
01:08:58,350 --> 01:08:59,640
BINA: Hey.
1169
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:02,450
You good?
1170
01:09:02,450 --> 01:09:02,950
Yeah.
1171
01:09:05,790 --> 01:09:07,610
You good?
1172
01:09:07,610 --> 01:09:08,490
BINA: Mm-hmm.
1173
01:09:08,490 --> 01:09:10,170
[BACKGROUND CHATTER]
1174
01:09:10,170 --> 01:09:12,860
You sound like you're out.
1175
01:09:12,860 --> 01:09:16,040
BINA: Yeah, I'm just
out with some friends.
1176
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:17,540
What's going on?
1177
01:09:17,540 --> 01:09:20,190
Uh, everything, man.
1178
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:25,470
I'm just getting
ready for the tour.
1179
01:09:25,470 --> 01:09:28,030
You, um-- yo, you
got a minute to talk?
1180
01:09:30,370 --> 01:09:30,870
Please.
1181
01:09:30,870 --> 01:09:32,460
BINA: Sure let me
find a quieter spot.
1182
01:09:36,790 --> 01:09:38,040
So how are you?
1183
01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:38,620
I'm all right.
1184
01:09:38,620 --> 01:09:40,320
You sure you're OK?
1185
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:41,200
BINA: Yeah, I'm good.
1186
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:42,710
I'm really good.
1187
01:09:42,710 --> 01:09:46,210
You don't miss me, huh?
1188
01:09:46,210 --> 01:09:48,740
You're doing a shit job
of covering it up, man.
1189
01:09:48,740 --> 01:09:49,870
You sound devastated.
1190
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,370
BINA: I'm good.
1191
01:09:55,370 --> 01:09:58,290
I miss you.
1192
01:09:58,290 --> 01:09:58,840
BINA: Thanks.
1193
01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:02,760
What's this about?
1194
01:10:07,430 --> 01:10:07,930
Um,
1195
01:10:07,930 --> 01:10:12,000
I'm about to go and do this--
1196
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,120
I have to go and
do this infusion.
1197
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:15,790
BINA: Oh, yeah?
1198
01:10:15,790 --> 01:10:16,290
Fancy.
1199
01:10:16,290 --> 01:10:17,050
At a spa?
1200
01:10:19,690 --> 01:10:22,560
No, it's like chemo.
1201
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:25,370
BINA: Chemo?
1202
01:10:25,370 --> 01:10:27,650
Zed, what the fuck's going on?
1203
01:10:27,650 --> 01:10:29,180
Uh, nothing.
1204
01:10:29,180 --> 01:10:31,550
My body's playing up.
1205
01:10:31,550 --> 01:10:32,940
BINA: For how long?
1206
01:10:32,940 --> 01:10:33,440
Not--
1207
01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:34,370
BINA: What are
they saying it is?
1208
01:10:34,370 --> 01:10:35,330
Are your parents there?
1209
01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:39,210
Are you OK?
1210
01:10:39,210 --> 01:10:43,490
Listen, um, this treatment,
yeah, it's kind of heavy duty
1211
01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:47,370
so afterwards I'm apparently
going to be shooting blanks.
1212
01:10:47,370 --> 01:10:47,870
BINA: OK.
1213
01:10:47,870 --> 01:10:48,670
Right, yeah.
1214
01:10:48,670 --> 01:10:50,950
So I have to freeze my sperm.
1215
01:10:50,950 --> 01:10:51,580
It's mad.
1216
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,910
But they-- in case
anything happens to me,
1217
01:10:57,910 --> 01:11:00,670
basically you have to
sign this form if you want
1218
01:11:00,670 --> 01:11:02,150
to give anyone access to it.
1219
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,690
So can I put your name down?
1220
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:13,450
BINA: Are you asking me
if I want your sperm?
1221
01:11:13,450 --> 01:11:14,860
Yeah, it's romantic, innit?
1222
01:11:20,170 --> 01:11:25,110
Yeah, Bines, you
want kids, innit?
1223
01:11:25,110 --> 01:11:28,550
BINA: Do you?
1224
01:11:28,550 --> 01:11:30,950
Why would I inject myself
with an ex-boyfriend's sperm?
1225
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:40,500
Listen, we can talk
about all of that.
1226
01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:42,060
Yeah, but can we--
1227
01:11:42,060 --> 01:11:46,450
can you just-- listen,
what are you wearing?
1228
01:11:46,450 --> 01:11:47,230
What?
1229
01:11:47,230 --> 01:11:48,310
What are you wearing, man?
1230
01:11:48,310 --> 01:11:49,690
You sneak away for a minute.
1231
01:11:49,690 --> 01:11:51,650
We'll just FaceTime.
1232
01:11:51,650 --> 01:11:54,120
The videos here are weird, man.
1233
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:56,960
Just FaceTime me for one second.
1234
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:58,210
We'll talk about it all after.
1235
01:11:58,210 --> 01:12:00,560
BINA: Oh, I get you.
1236
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:02,540
Yeah?
1237
01:12:02,540 --> 01:12:05,500
BINA: Um.
1238
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:07,050
Yeah, cool.
1239
01:12:07,050 --> 01:12:10,140
Let me just head to the
bathroom and grab a dildo out
1240
01:12:10,140 --> 01:12:12,280
of my purse.
1241
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:13,450
Why are you being like that?
1242
01:12:16,820 --> 01:12:17,780
Huh?
1243
01:12:17,780 --> 01:12:19,340
BINA: You're so fucking selfish.
1244
01:12:19,340 --> 01:12:19,920
What the fuck?
1245
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:21,750
BINA: Would you
even have told me
1246
01:12:21,750 --> 01:12:24,300
you were sick if you
didn't have to jerk off?
1247
01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:25,130
Well, you know what.
1248
01:12:25,130 --> 01:12:25,400
Fuck this.
1249
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:26,380
I shouldn't have called, man.
1250
01:12:26,380 --> 01:12:26,880
I'm sorry.
1251
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:28,340
BINA: No, Zed,
I'm just confused.
1252
01:12:28,340 --> 01:12:29,840
What did you think
was gonna happen?
1253
01:12:32,770 --> 01:12:33,520
ZED: I don't know.
1254
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:37,050
Not like this.
1255
01:12:40,550 --> 01:12:42,550
BINA: Zed.
1256
01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:44,300
Bines, I'm scared, man.
1257
01:12:52,710 --> 01:12:53,700
BINA: I'm sorr--
1258
01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:54,690
[CALL ENDED]
1259
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:37,860
I'm finished.
1260
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,100
NURSE: How are you doing?
1261
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,020
Abu.
1262
01:14:55,870 --> 01:15:02,340
No, what are you doing?
1263
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:28,970
Abu, just stop.
1264
01:15:42,790 --> 01:15:43,290
Abu!
1265
01:15:46,590 --> 01:15:47,090
Abu.
1266
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:51,070
Get up.
1267
01:15:55,060 --> 01:15:55,560
Abu.
1268
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:37,570
[GROANS]
1269
01:17:21,130 --> 01:17:24,600
[WHISPERING]
1270
01:19:04,390 --> 01:19:05,510
DR MAYBERRY: Are you ready?
1271
01:20:53,290 --> 01:20:55,790
[SOBBING]
1272
01:20:55,790 --> 01:20:57,290
[EXHALES]
1273
01:20:59,780 --> 01:21:00,780
[LAUGHS]
1274
01:21:21,740 --> 01:21:22,740
[GROANS]
1275
01:21:29,220 --> 01:21:29,730
Oh.
1276
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:40,020
BASHIR: Zaheer?
1277
01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:40,520
Yeah.
1278
01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,810
No, I'm all right.
1279
01:21:42,810 --> 01:21:45,360
It's just that the infusion
fucks up your guts, man.
1280
01:21:52,170 --> 01:21:53,130
Feeling better, though.
1281
01:22:00,140 --> 01:22:03,840
(RAPPING) Little young,
young little RPG shit.
1282
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:05,960
Abu, can you change the
channel or turn this off?
1283
01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:18,160
(RAPPING) Toba Tek Singh.
1284
01:22:18,160 --> 01:22:21,660
We gonna let the tek ring.
1285
01:22:21,660 --> 01:22:24,520
Toba Tek Singh.
1286
01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:26,470
We gonna let them check in.
1287
01:22:26,470 --> 01:22:27,920
Toba Tek Singh.
1288
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:28,420
[SCOFFS]
1289
01:22:28,420 --> 01:22:30,860
Toba Tek Singh.
1290
01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:33,690
We gonna let the tek ring.
1291
01:22:33,690 --> 01:22:36,210
BASHIR: I like your
version better.
1292
01:22:36,210 --> 01:22:36,780
Thank you.
1293
01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:38,150
(RAPPING) Pesticide,
let 'em die,
1294
01:22:38,150 --> 01:22:39,600
they insects will be breeding.
1295
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:41,520
Some of them, they survive.
1296
01:22:41,520 --> 01:22:42,960
Never let them inside.
1297
01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:43,930
The dam's leaking.
1298
01:22:47,290 --> 01:22:50,600
ZED: Toba Tek Singh.
1299
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:53,790
BASHIR: Toba Tek Singh.
1300
01:22:53,790 --> 01:22:55,790
ZED: That's not--
you're out of time.
1301
01:22:55,790 --> 01:22:57,440
BASHIR: Toba Tek Singh!
1302
01:22:57,440 --> 01:22:58,410
Better?
1303
01:22:58,410 --> 01:22:58,910
ZED: No.
1304
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:04,790
ZED: Toba Tek Singh.
1305
01:23:09,130 --> 01:23:10,660
Toba Tek Singh!
1306
01:23:10,660 --> 01:23:12,460
BASHIR: Yeah!
1307
01:23:12,460 --> 01:23:13,440
Toba Tek Singh.
1308
01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:15,830
Come in, Abu.
1309
01:23:15,830 --> 01:23:18,430
Toba Tek Singh.
1310
01:23:18,430 --> 01:23:20,350
You never came to
any shows, huh?
1311
01:23:20,350 --> 01:23:22,300
Toba Tek Singh.
1312
01:23:22,300 --> 01:23:22,950
Yeah?
1313
01:23:22,950 --> 01:23:23,990
Now you get your own one.
1314
01:23:23,990 --> 01:23:24,950
Toba Tek Singh.
1315
01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:31,610
BOTH: Toba Tek Singh.
1316
01:23:31,610 --> 01:23:34,210
Toba Tek Singh!
1317
01:23:34,210 --> 01:23:35,740
BASHIR: Toba Tek Singh.
1318
01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:44,630
BOTH: Toba Tek Singh!
1319
01:23:44,630 --> 01:23:47,910
Toba Tek Singh!
1320
01:23:47,910 --> 01:23:50,740
Toba Tek Singh!
1321
01:23:50,740 --> 01:23:54,220
Toba Tek Singh!
1322
01:23:54,220 --> 01:23:57,900
Toba Tek Singh!
1323
01:23:57,900 --> 01:24:01,140
Toba Tek Singh!
1324
01:24:01,140 --> 01:24:04,410
Toba Tek Singh!
1325
01:24:04,410 --> 01:24:05,690
Toba Tek Singh!
1326
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:10,330
I haven't wash my hands yet...
1327
01:24:10,330 --> 01:24:11,000
Ugh!
1328
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:12,470
[CHEERING ON RADIO]
1329
01:24:14,770 --> 01:24:16,020
ZED: Yeah, that's all you get.
1330
01:24:39,970 --> 01:24:43,210
[QUIETLY] Toba Tek Singh.
1331
01:24:43,210 --> 01:24:46,700
Toba Tek Singh.
1332
01:24:46,700 --> 01:24:48,190
Toba Tek Singh.
1333
01:25:03,150 --> 01:25:08,740
[MUSIC PLAYING]
83199
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
