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TINA:
All right--
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Bam.
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Queen of hearts? Oh, babe.
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Even when you're not on my team,
you help me win.
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Eh.
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Come on, Dave,
slap that spade on her.
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Let's go, baby.DAVE:
All right.
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Coming right up.[phone ringing]
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I'm sorry, I got to take this.
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Hello, Terrence. Again.
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CALVIN:
Hey, hurry up, man.
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This is Spades.
This is not a game.
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[scoffs]
He's been on that phone all day.
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Yeah, it's his new
mediation clients.
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Two rich brothers
who don't get along.
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CALVIN:
Uh, well,
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there's gonna be a mediation
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between me and him,
if he doesn't come over here
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and help us win this book.
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Hey, sorry about that, guys.
Okay, where were we?
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Oh, we were talking about
your jackass clients.
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Well, as their mediator,
I can't say that.
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Yeah, well, I can.
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Look, lately, all of your
clients have been--
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how can I put this nicely--
total jackasses.
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You haven't been happy
at work in a long time.
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Well, maybe not, but if I can
get these guys to agree
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on where to build
their new factory,
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not only will it create,
well, a lot of jobs,
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but happy Dave will return.
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Hmm.
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Happy Dave needs
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to return his ass
back to this game.
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Mm, yeah.Let's go, baby.
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So, what you got? What you got?Okay, all right.
Let's do this.
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We're about to run
a Baltimore on you two.
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[laughter]
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No.
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It's called a Boston, Dave,
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but good trash talk, man.
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Come on, man.
Hit them with it, baby.
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Well, let's g... Sorry.[phone ringing]
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It's the other brother.
I'm so sorry. There you go.
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[shouts]
Our book.
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No, no, no, baby, no,
he was distracted.
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That's a do-over.
That's a do-over.
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No, no do-overs, okay?
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This is Spades.
This ain't a game!
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Nope.
[laughs]
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Know what? That's it for me.
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I'm never being Dave's partner
on anything ever again.
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Okay, well, I got them
off my back for now,
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but guess
we're playing golf tomorrow
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at the very exclusive
Samora Country Club.
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I just have to find a fourth.
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Partner.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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Man, look at this place.
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There are countries smaller
than this course.
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I got to get in good
with these guys
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so I can get invited back.
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Well, that's fine, but just
remember, this whole day
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is about getting the Wilton
brothers to relax
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and agree where to build
their new factory,
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so just be cool
and leave everything to me.
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[laughs, stammers]
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You telling meto be cool?
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Dave, I'm always cool.
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Wow. Is that Sylvester Stallone?
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Yo. What's up?
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Ooh, Calvin.
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Calvin. Here they come.
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What a splendid day.
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The air
is positively salubrious.
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Uh, hey, uh, Terrence,
this is my friend, Calvin.
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What's up, Terrence?Hello.
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Hmm, firm shake there.
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You strike me as a Columbia man.
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Am I right?
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Uh, no. I've been to Cabo.
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Hey, don't sleep
on those cruises.
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They got everything.
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[laughs]
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This fellow's a riot.
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Where is my brother?
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Up to his usual shenanigans,
no doubt.
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♪ It's a whole lot of money
in this mother ♪
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♪ Barbia
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♪ It's a whole lot of money
in this... ♪
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I'm here.
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And the party starts when? Now.
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[laughs]
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Jordan Wilton.
What's happening, fellas?
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Terrence.
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Once again, Jordan,
your punctuality
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is not your strong suit.
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Oh, lighten up. I'm on RPT.
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That's Rich People Time.
I'm never late.
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Well, then, you were tardy
for yesterday's board meeting.
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Yeah, you're right, man.
"Bored."
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Can you stop talking?
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I come bearing gifts.
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I have here
24 karat gold golf tees.
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[chuckles]
24 karat gold?
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I'm-a commemorate my
retirement with this.
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All right, guys,
we can talk business later.
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Calvin, you're riding with me.
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You two loving brothers
are together.
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Fine, but I don't
want to listen
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to loud music with
all that bass.
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It's demeaning.
It shakes my insides.
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Well, maybe I should
turn up those heated seats,
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to loosen up your sphincter
so that stick will fall out.
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Wow.
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Dave, you got to deal with
people like that all the time?
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Well, yeah, I mean,
I fix people's problems,
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so I get a lot of people
with a lot of problems.
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Well, I'm glad I just fix cars.
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Cars don't talk back.
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If all goes well,
by the end of the day,
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they'll be as close
as you and me.
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TERRENCE: You unhand me
before I sue you again!
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JORDAN:
Family does not sue family.
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Wow, are you sure about that?
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Ah, you know, it's nothing.
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I-- Remember when we first met?
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You wanted to put
your house up for sale.
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Look at us now.
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Dave, don't make me
call my Realtor.
All right.
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Yeesh. Are all of these
clothes for the birthday party
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that Grover's going to?Yeah.
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He couldn't decide what outfit
he wanted to wear.
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Oh. Someone's got a crush.
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[scoffs]
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What? No way.
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Well, has he been
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taking a lot of showers lately
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without you telling him?
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Well, sure. He has to wash off
all that Axe body spray.
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Oh, my God!
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My baby has a crush on a girl.
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Oh. I have to ask him about her.
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Eh, uh, but be casual,
because if you scare him away,
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he's not gonna
talk to you about it.
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Tina, I work with kids all day.
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I know how to deal with them.
I'll be smooth, girl.
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All right.
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Which shirt do you like?
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Do you have a crush on a girl?
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[stammers]
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Uh, yeah, real smooth.
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What? No.
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Okay, maybe I kind of like
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this girl named Molly Martin.
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She's Andy's cousin.
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Aw. Is she pretty?
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Mom, can we just focus
on the shirts? Which one?
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Oh, uh, right. The blue one.
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Okay, great.
The blue one's definitely out.
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I'm gonna find Malcolm and
Marty to get their opinion.
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We should look up this Molly
Martin girl on Instagram.
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You know,
you parents today got it easy.
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Back in the day,
I would've had to drive
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around the neighborhood yelling,
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"Does anybody know Molly?
Is she cute?"
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Oh...
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Yes.
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Only missed it
by a couple of inches.
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Let's celebrate.
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Calvin, I'm gonna treat you
to a $10,000 cognac.
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Did he say cognac or Pontiac?
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Either way, I want it.
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All right, I'm going to
negotiate with Terrence.
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You keep Jordan occupied.
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[chuckles]
You ain't got to threaten me
with a good time.
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Hey, Terrence. Looks like, uh,
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this one's gonna break
a little bit left.
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Well, thank you
for your good counsel.
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Here's some more advice. You
should talk to your brother.
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[grunts softly]You know, there's
something about coming
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from the same womb that just,
well, it bonds you, you know?
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No.
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B-But I appreciate you
trying to bring us together.
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Even though it does conjure up
images of my mother's anatomy.
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Well, y-you know
what, Terrence,
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you know what's so great
about New York City?
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It's an island. You can
park your yacht anywhere.
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Mm. Hmm.
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I hear you, Dave.
And I'll think about it.
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All right.
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Now, how you like that?
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I couldn't really tell.
I might need another one.
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That's fine with me.
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You know, I've never
had this much money
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in my stomach before.
[chuckles]
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And I once swallowed
my wife's wedding ring.
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Those were a rough
couple of days.
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So, off the record,
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my brother, he's like
a nap with two legs, ain't he?
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, the guy's like an
audiobook that you can't pause.
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[laughs]
I nodded off on
holes three and four.
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You know what? You just earned
yourself another shot.
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Ho! Let's go.[phone chiming]
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Oh, hold on.
Hmm.
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It's my boy Elon.
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He wants to give me a new car.
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Do you want a Tesla?
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Hell yeah, I want a Tesla, man!
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Switch.
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Your turn to putt with Terrence.N-No, Dave,
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we're just talking about
my new Tesla that I...
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Switch! I said switch!Okay. Dave.
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You don't have to get so loud.
I'm switching.
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Aha.
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I see you want to take part
in this nectar?
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Oh, uh, no, thank you.
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Uh, I think there's
a time and place
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for everything,
and you know what?
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There is a good time and place
to think about
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what's best for your company.
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Now, Jordan,
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I know you like
to do things big.
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But in Nashville,
you could do 'em even bigger.
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You know what that is?
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Huge.
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You know what?
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Between the cognac,
my head and your words,
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you're starting to make sense.
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Ah. Nah, it's the cognac.
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[chuckles]
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So, your professional advice
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is that I should open up
more auto shops?
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No, no, no, not you.
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You should franchise them.
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You make the little guy
make you money. Hmm?
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[chuckles]
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This is some good stuff, man.
I need to write this down.
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Oh, don't worry about it,
don't worry about it.
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We'll-we'll discuss it all
next weekend right here.
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[mouths]
[chuckles]
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You know, I'll even
share my secret
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on how I garnered
my first billion.
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Your first billion?[laughs]
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I need to get me
some little guys.
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[both laugh]
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Calvin, we're cut
from the same cloth.
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Smart businessmen.
Not like my brother over there
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who flushes
money down the toilet.
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Seriously, he thinks
it's good for the plumbing.
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Yeah, he does spend money like
a third world dictator, right?
253
00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,299
But without the fun little hat.
254
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:11,567
All right, little man.
Let's see the outfit.
255
00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,092
[laughs]:Oh...
256
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,485
Okay.
257
00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:19,967
Hey, see, this is the one.
You look good, man.
258
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,404
I'm trying to look cool,
like J-Hope from BTS.
259
00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:27,757
Molly loves him, but J-Hope's
hair is straighter than mine,
260
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,324
so I thought I could use this.
261
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:32,762
Mama's hair perm?
262
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,764
Yeah, uh...
[clears throat]
263
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:36,331
Grover, you can't use this.
264
00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:38,159
Why?
265
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,551
It says my hair will be
flat and silky.
266
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,162
It's exactly what I want.
267
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:46,297
Uh, little boy, um...
268
00:10:46,341 --> 00:10:49,170
hair straighteners have
strong chemicals in them.
269
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:50,519
You can't mess around
with this stuff.
270
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,913
Okay. I'll put it back.
271
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,437
[laughs]
Man.
272
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,526
You know, today he's trying
to look like J-Hope,
273
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,310
and tomorrow
it's Michael B. Jordan.
274
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,835
Ah. Well, I mean, let's be real.
275
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,924
We are all trying to look
like Michael B. Jordan.
276
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,142
Yeah.
277
00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,973
[laughter]CALVIN:
Not bad. Not-not bad.
278
00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:13,063
Okay, all right, my turn.
I got one.
279
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,849
Why did the golfer bring
an extra pair of pants?
280
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:16,937
Why?
281
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,156
In case he got a hole in one.
282
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,202
[laughter]I know.
283
00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:23,073
I know it's corny,
but it's good.
284
00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:25,206
See that? Laughter truly
is the best medicine.
285
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,381
L-Look at this.
286
00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,817
Two titans of industry
287
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,166
finding common ground.
288
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,080
CALVIN:
Oh.
289
00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:31,081
To common ground.Yeah.
290
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,300
To common ground.
291
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:33,475
CALVIN: Hey.TERRENCE:
You know, Jordan,
292
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,259
I'm ready to work this out.
293
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,827
If you could just refrain from--
how did you put it, Calvin?
294
00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:39,002
Spending money
295
00:11:39,046 --> 00:11:40,003
like a third world dictator
296
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,135
without the fun hats.
297
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,268
You said that?
298
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,313
[stammers]
299
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,401
I got plenty of fun hats.
300
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:48,359
CALVIN:
Look,
301
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:52,146
I-I said it, but remember,
tone is everything.
302
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:55,149
W-Well, maybe
I misunderstand your tone
303
00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:57,499
when you said that my brother
was so boring
304
00:11:57,542 --> 00:12:01,372
that you fell asleep
on holes three and four.
305
00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,635
I beg your pardon?
306
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:06,029
You know, once again, tone, man.
307
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:08,031
You know? Tone.
308
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,468
Guys, guys,
we were doing so well.
309
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,601
Let's be escalators
and keep moving up.
310
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,865
Well, this escalator's
going down.
311
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,171
You know what?
312
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,389
I think Calvin's playing us.
313
00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,217
CALVIN:
Jordan, come on, man,
314
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,349
I was just messing around...
315
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:22,698
I'm out!
316
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,485
No Tesla for you.
317
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:32,621
You know, it's people like you
who make people like us
318
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,362
stay away from people like you.
319
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,672
[groans]
320
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,631
Well, that took a turn.
321
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:46,287
No kidding. I just lost a Tesla.
322
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,862
Look, Dave.
323
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:58,690
I know getting these two
brothers together was important.
324
00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:01,171
Mm-hmm.I-I hope I didn't
mess that up for you.
325
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:04,609
But those guys were ticked off.
326
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:07,699
Yes.
327
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,832
But the good news is,
328
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,834
they're not ticked off
at each other anymore.
329
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,837
Now they're mad
at somebody else.
330
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,100
[chuckles]
What did you do, Dave?
331
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,670
No. No, no.
332
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,716
Uh, not me, you.
333
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,939
Now I can use what's
called strategic leverage.
334
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:32,550
A common enemy always
brings people together.
335
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:36,250
Now we just need to get them
to focus their anger at you.
336
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,993
I don't know,
that sounds dangerous.
337
00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:43,561
But, hey, that's okay.
338
00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:46,042
Because if one of them fools
put their hands on me,
339
00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:50,220
their company's going to be
Wilton, Wilton and Calvin.
340
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,656
You can believe that.
341
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:58,750
Yes. I found
Molly's Instagram page.
342
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,317
Ooh.[gasps]
343
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,232
Oh, she went to STEM camp.
344
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,844
So she's smart.
Mm-hmm.
345
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:08,195
Wait a minute. This girl is 13?
346
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:11,851
Okay. Well, Grover's found
himself a cougar.
347
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,765
No...
Oh.
348
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:17,726
Tina, that is not funny. She's
way too mature for Grover.
349
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,206
Oh, please,
they're just a year apart.
350
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:22,252
U-Uh, a year is a
lifetime at that age.
351
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,298
Girls are way more advanced.
352
00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:27,301
In puberty years, she's
a 33-year-old divorcée,
353
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,042
newly single and
ready to mingle.
354
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,784
Uh, Mom. I think I
did something wrong.
355
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,221
My head's itching and tingling.
356
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:35,787
What? What did you put
in your hair?
357
00:14:35,831 --> 00:14:38,616
I took Miss Tina's straightener
to flatten my hair.
358
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,270
[gasps]Boy, you put my perm
359
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:41,837
in your hair?
360
00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,667
You didn't see that whole
Black lady on the box?
361
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,843
[shouts] Now it's burning! Help!Oh, no. What do we do?
What do we do?
362
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,976
Okay, take him over to the sink.
We got wash it out.Okay, okay, okay.
363
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,978
Okay. O-Okay. Uh,
don't worry, baby.All right, bring it over, okay.
364
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,762
Okay?Here, I'll turn it on. Okay.
365
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,895
Don't worry, baby,
it's gonna be fine.It's gonna be okay.
366
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,722
It will be fine, right, Tina?
367
00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:00,682
Uh, eventually.
368
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:09,996
Man, I can't believe the valet
lost all of our car keys.
369
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,825
The incompetent plebs.
370
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:19,005
Siri, order me a helicopter
to pick me up in 15 minutes.
371
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,921
Does Two-Face have to be here?
372
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,750
More like the Joker.
373
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,839
You know the one who did
the weird dance on the stairs.
374
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:29,145
Remember him?[laughs]
375
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,756
Oh, that is so funny.
376
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,236
You know what's not funny?
377
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,151
When your ass is broke
in two years,
378
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,892
and the closest
you'll get to a Tesla
379
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,938
is when you're washing one.
380
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,332
Easy there, bro.
381
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:45,161
He's still family,
and he has an emergency fund.
382
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:47,337
I-I forgot to tell you, uh,
383
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,730
I spent that.What?
384
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,690
Yeah, yeah, uh,
Calvin, ease up.
385
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,866
No, no, no, I'm keeping it real.
386
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:59,132
And you, Mr. I Make Billions
Off the Little Guy,
387
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,829
how do you sleep at night?
388
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,309
Hanging upside down?
389
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,878
Wait a minute, now,
you're talking to my brother.
390
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:09,185
You don't want
any of this smoke.
391
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,360
[laughs]
Smoke?
392
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:12,188
Man, I got cigars
bigger than you.
393
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,103
[stammers]
394
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,845
You keep up with this
defamation, you vulgarian,
395
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,281
I'll tie you up
in court so long,
396
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,022
your grandchildren
will need lawyers.
397
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:22,851
Way to go, T.
398
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,200
What?
399
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:30,032
Now, look at that.
You guys cansee eye to eye.
400
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,773
Now, why not
come to an agreement
401
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,818
on where the new factory
should be built?
402
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:34,776
JORDAN:
No.
No.
403
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,299
Great, still on the same page.
404
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:40,173
Now, Jordan, why are you
so stuck on New York?
405
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,740
The nightlife, baby.
406
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:46,875
Okay, and, Terrence, what
do you love about Nashville?
407
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,746
The tax breaks, obviously.
408
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,313
Okay, well, is there
any place that you guys
409
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:54,013
could have both the nightlife
and the tax break?
410
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,319
Vegas.Vegas.
411
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,320
I said it first.
412
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,887
But I thought it first.
413
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,237
It doesn't matter.
You guys came to an agreement.
414
00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,979
And in the state of California,
especially on a golf course,
415
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,111
verbal agreements are binding.
416
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,502
Don't look it up.
417
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:08,983
You see what happens
418
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,464
when you guys compromise?
419
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,031
Too soon.
420
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,816
Don't ruin this, Calvin.
421
00:17:17,165 --> 00:17:18,515
Did you really spend
your emergency fund?
422
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,343
Uh, way gone.
And some of yours, too.
423
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,086
Well,
424
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,348
thanks for your help, Calvin.Yeah.
425
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:27,872
And I'm sorry
that they were so rude.
426
00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:30,179
Hey, not a problem.
427
00:17:30,223 --> 00:17:33,400
I just found out
that this gold tee
428
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,967
is worth about eight grand, man.What?
429
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:38,187
Give me that.
I got to tip my pilot.
430
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,931
Don't worry, Calvin.
I'll split mine with you.
431
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,150
Ah.
432
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:47,066
This is going back
in the emergency fund.
433
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,809
Excuse me, miss.
434
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,985
Is their tab still open?
435
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,466
We'll take four lobsters to go.
436
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,207
Okay? Thank you.
437
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:01,036
Oh, and, uh,
don't skimp on the butter.
438
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,301
Ugh, I needed this.
439
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:08,087
I can't believe the miracle
you pulled off on Grover's hair
440
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,437
with just a pair of
scissors and a Sharpie.
441
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,135
Ooh. Well, I had
to fill in that bald spot.
442
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,528
Mm.
I hope he didn't sweat.
443
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:16,269
[both laugh]
444
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,316
It hurt my feelings a bit
that Grover didn't want me
445
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,579
to pick him up from the party.
446
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,451
I can't believe I won't be
the most important woman
447
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:26,148
in his life soon.
448
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:30,065
Yeah, he's growing up, but trust
me, nobody can replace Mama,
449
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,154
as long as you keep
that fridge stocked.
450
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,590
[laughs]GROVER:
Mom.
451
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,331
In here, honey.
452
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,159
Yeah-- I'll come to you.Ah...
453
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,552
Don't be so desperate.
454
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,077
Hey. How was the party?
455
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,209
Fun.
456
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,906
Everybody liked my new look.
457
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,212
Including Krista.
458
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:49,345
What, what happened to Molly?
459
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,347
Oh, yeah, I'm still
talking to her, too.
460
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,262
[laughs]:
Oh!
461
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,481
Player.
462
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,876
There is nothing good
to eat in here.
463
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,575
Uh-- Come on, little man.
Let's go get some real food.
464
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,928
Let's go to my mama's house.[laughs]
465
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,017
You see what he said?
My house.
466
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:11,585
See, trust me, as long
as you keep a steady supply
467
00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:14,370
of deli meats and spray cheese
in your fridge,
468
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,024
he'll be yours forever.
469
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,417
[laughs]
470
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:25,076
You were pretty quiet
on the ride home.
471
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,253
Even when "Livin' on a Prayer"
came on.
472
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,909
You know,
you should be proud.
473
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,694
You helped create
a lot of jobs today.
474
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,218
Yeah, I know.
475
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,873
And I know that that's a good
thing, but, man... [exhales]
476
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,701
...the Wiltons were exhausting.
477
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:44,792
And they just asked me
to be their in-house mediator,
478
00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,664
and they're offering me
a ton of money.
479
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:51,233
That's great news.
Why don't you tell your face?
480
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,236
Well, because it's my heart
481
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,585
that doesn't think
that it's great.
482
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,457
Then buy a new heart.
483
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:01,025
Okay, for real, man.
What's going on?
484
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:05,769
Look, all my clients are these
rich people that I just...
485
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,467
I can't relate to.
486
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:10,557
Or, as Gemma calls them,
"jackasses."
487
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,865
You know, lately I've been
volunteering at the V.A.,
488
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,999
and I just wish that working
with people like the Wiltons
489
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:21,568
was as fulfilling
as working with the veterans.
490
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,657
Well, if you enjoy it so much,
491
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,746
why don't you try to get
a job at the V.A.?
492
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,966
You know, actually,
they offered me a job.
493
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,968
But I don't know,
the money's not as good,
494
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,580
and obviously I have
to think about my family.
495
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:37,497
Yeah, man, but you being happy
is good for you,
496
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,063
which is good for your family.
497
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,850
I mean, the way I see it,
if you find a job you love,
498
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:45,374
you never have to work
a day in your life.
499
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:51,598
Wow, Calvin. That's pretty good.
500
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,295
You just make that up?
501
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:55,819
No. No, it's right here
on the back of this lobster bag.
502
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:08,571
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