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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,273 --> 00:00:06,307 WOMAN ( on phone ): What do you want? 2 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,475 MAN: Honey, I don't care. 3 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,710 You don't care? I didn't mean I don't care like that. 4 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,645 How come I always... I'm just not that picky. 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,781 come up with the ideas? Why don't you make that thing 6 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,683 you made the first night I came over. 7 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:16,717 What was that thing I made? 8 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:17,785 It had a green... 9 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,453 sauce, right? 10 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:20,254 You don't even know, do you?! 11 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:22,356 Honey, do we have to do this now? 12 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:23,791 Obviously, you never remember... Honey, it's our anniversary! 13 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,593 You never listen to me, 14 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:26,727 you bastard. ( gasps ) 15 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,396 ( gunshots ) 16 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,231 Jerry. 17 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:31,432 Jerry! 18 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:45,246 Captioning sponsored by PARAMOUNT TELEVISION 19 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:49,217 and CBS 20 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:26,454 Hey, finish that database yet, Probie? 21 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,455 Yesterday. 22 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,523 Then it should have been on my desk yesterday, 23 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:30,791 shouldn't it? 24 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,893 I didn't realize a compilation of nudie bars was that urgent. 25 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,462 Well, it is. 26 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:35,463 Why? 27 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:36,564 I don't have to explain myself 28 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:37,831 to a junior agent. 29 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:40,168 Okay, is this work related, because... 30 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:42,503 But I will, just this once! 31 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,538 It's a mercy mission, Probie. 32 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:46,307 A buddy of mine is getting married 33 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,342 to a particularly unpleasant beast of a woman. 34 00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:48,909 So? 35 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,578 So... 36 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,846 So the memory of his bachelor party 37 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,615 will be the only thing that sustains him 38 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,450 through the rest of his miserable existence. 39 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:59,320 I will print it out as soon as I'm finished with this, okay? 40 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,489 On behalf of men everywhere, we thank you, Probie. 41 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,524 What are you working on? 42 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:04,792 Uh, I'm reviewing my credit card statement. 43 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,527 There appears to be some anomalies. 44 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,497 50 DVD copies of "Forrest Hump." 45 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,599 Yeah, see, I don't even know what a "Forrest Hump" is. 46 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,568 Well, it's like "Forrest Gump" with naked people, Probie. 47 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:15,569 What? 48 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:16,537 It's a porno. 49 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,606 Or so I've been told. 50 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,542 This is obviously an error with the credit card company. 51 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,844 Oh, or it's identity theft. 52 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,579 No, it's not possible. 53 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:29,417 I use a secure browser and-and the latest firewall protection. 54 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:30,218 TONY: Look at that. 55 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:32,586 A $5,000 charge from John Deere. 56 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:33,421 Down payment on that combine 57 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:34,288 you've always dreamed of, Probie? 58 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,224 GIBBS: Put the farm equipment on hold. 59 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:38,859 Sailor was shot on Route 249. 60 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:39,860 Tony, 61 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:40,894 grab the gear. 62 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:41,795 Green Acres. 63 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:42,630 Gas the truck. 64 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:44,498 Where the hell is David? 65 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:45,599 Uh, boss? 66 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,268 Officer David is, uh... 67 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,669 Late. I took the wrong bus 68 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:50,438 this morning. 69 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,472 Had to walk from the 18th Street stop. 70 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,840 That's a tough part of town. 71 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,375 I've been in worse. 72 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,377 Won't happen again, Gibbs. 73 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:57,511 I know. 74 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,485 ( siren blares ) 75 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:09,590 Special Agent Gibbs? 76 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,259 No. 77 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:15,329 He's the older gentleman with the smile on his face. 78 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:21,602 HAMPTON: Agent Gibbs. 79 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,471 Car's in a crevice at the bottom. 80 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:24,372 Victim's dead inside. 81 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:27,841 Lieutenant Hampton. Virginia State Police. 82 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,710 The last few yards are pretty steep. 83 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,513 One of the EMTs managed to make it all the way down. 84 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:33,381 Fire Department's bringing in 85 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,749 special equipment to extricate the body. 86 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,285 It's gonna take awhile. 87 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:38,419 McGee. McGEE: Yo. 88 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,353 Sketch. 89 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:40,788 Get close enough without breaking your neck. 90 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:41,755 On it. 91 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,857 DiNozzo. Photos. 92 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,293 Is there a problem? 93 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:46,827 You didn't say anything about my neck. 94 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:49,663 Uh, I'll be careful. 95 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:52,300 What about me? 96 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,635 Who called it in? 97 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,504 His wife. 98 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,839 She was on the phone with him when it happened. 99 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,508 Officer David, take her statement 100 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,743 I should warn you, I'm not very good with women. 101 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,812 Well, that'll make two things you're not very good at today. 102 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:06,380 And the first? 103 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:07,715 Being on time. 104 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:09,783 I'm sorry for the delay, Jethro. 105 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,919 JIMMY: Yeah, traffic was murder. 106 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,622 Sorry, poor choice of words there. 107 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:15,456 See what you can get. 108 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,057 He's trapped in there pretty good. 109 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,059 Oh, we'll do our best. 110 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,494 I hope you brought 111 00:04:20,528 --> 00:04:22,330 more appropriate footwear, Mr. Palmer. 112 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:25,633 The journey to our petty officer looks rather challenging. 113 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,635 Don't worry, Doctor. I have a merit badge in hiking. 114 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:30,538 I have a driver's license, Mr. Palmer. 115 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,806 It doesn't mean I turn up at Indianapolis in my Morgan. 116 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,378 ZIVA: You were on the phone with him when he was shot? 117 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:41,415 He couldn't remember pesto and it pissed me off. 118 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,752 How stupid is that? 119 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:51,091 Could you tell me how many shots? 120 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,827 ( sniffs ) 121 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:56,630 Do you know what the last words I said to him were? 122 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:02,870 I called him a bastard. 123 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:06,540 And I can't take it back. 124 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:07,808 Not now, I can't. 125 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:14,782 ( sniffles ) 126 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:17,818 ( camera clicking ) 127 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,620 If it's any consolation, Probie, 128 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,655 I had my identity stolen once. 129 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:22,790 Really? 130 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,558 They charged my Visa 131 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:25,693 for a vintage Barbie doll. 132 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:28,696 Career girl outfit? 133 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:33,734 Ooh, with the matching briefcase and pumps? 134 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,736 Oh, well, um... 135 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,672 I-I had a, uh, girlfriend who collected once. 136 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:41,108 We used to line them up on the... 137 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:43,811 I lost respect for you at the word "pumps." 138 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,679 Get back to work. 139 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,948 It's kinda hard to sketch from this distance. 140 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:49,483 Well, don't get any closer. 141 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:50,951 It gets steeper as it gets deeper. 142 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,152 One false move and... ( rustling ) 143 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:52,986 Oh! 144 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:53,754 ( grunts ) 145 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:54,888 Look out! ( grunts ) 146 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,791 ( yells ) 147 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:00,661 Good hustle, Palmer. 148 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:01,529 ZIVA: No skid marks. 149 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,030 He didn't attempt to control the car 150 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:04,231 before it went over. 151 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:08,602 They were having an argument over a six-month anniversary. 152 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,103 I don't understand the half-year thing. 153 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,038 I thought perhaps... 154 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,741 I don't understand anniversaries period. 155 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,676 Apparently, neither did her husband. 156 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:16,910 She was screaming at him 157 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,679 on the phone when she heard a loud gunshot 158 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,647 followed by the crash. 159 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:20,648 What else? 160 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:23,016 She could hear a low moan for a few minutes 161 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,618 after impact. 162 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:25,953 JIMMY ( moaning ): Oh! 163 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:27,788 Yeah, I think it's sprained, guys. 164 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,056 Ah, Dr. Mallard's 165 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,458 gonna be upset, isn't he? 166 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:31,959 Uh, wouldn't worry about him. 167 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,461 But Gibbs 168 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:35,128 sees you wearing loafers at a crime scene... 169 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:37,164 He'll pretty much kill you dead. 170 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,799 Ow! 171 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:39,933 ( grunting ) 172 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,482 We're having a little trouble with the help. 173 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:56,216 Nothing for you to worry about. 174 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,317 It's gonna take more 175 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,853 time than usual, but we're gonna get you out of there. 176 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,622 I promise. 177 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,599 Is anybody gonna 178 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:12,800 join me down here?! 179 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:15,202 Uh, Gibbs said not to get too close. 180 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,004 Yeah, you really shouldn't be down there, Ducky. 181 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,539 It's not safe. 182 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:19,873 The exit wound 183 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:20,974 to the Petty Officer's neck 184 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:24,011 seems to indicate the bullet went straight through. 185 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,914 There could be a spent round that might be 186 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,517 crucial to our investigation. 187 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:32,820 Well, as you've pointed out many times, 188 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,788 I'm-I'm just a junior field agent. 189 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,957 All the more reason you need the experience, Probie. 190 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:39,927 How about I follow in your footsteps, 191 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:40,928 you lead the way? 192 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:44,097 How about you kiss my experienced buttocks? 193 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,600 Am I gonna have to call Jethro 194 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:47,901 on this one, gentlemen?! 195 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,069 No, we're good. 196 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,572 Chances of finding that bullet are... 197 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,206 One in a million. 198 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,908 You got to see this, Gibbs. 199 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:56,977 The grooves made that pattern. 200 00:07:57,010 --> 00:08:00,814 It's the exact same design as the cover of Plastic Death's 201 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,215 second CD. 202 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,317 Don't even tell me you don't know 203 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:06,720 who Plastic Death is, 'cause it's only, like, my favorite... 204 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:07,721 Not now, Abby. 205 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:08,922 It could be a sign, Gibbs. 206 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,659 Like that tortilla skillet with the image of Jesus in it. 207 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:12,893 They thought that was a miracle. 208 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,795 It'll be a miracle you still have a job 209 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,930 if you don't get back on topic. 210 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,966 I see your point, O Great One. 211 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:22,570 This is me getting back on topic. 212 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:23,837 Nine millimeter. 213 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:24,738 120 grade. 214 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:26,640 The window was rolled up when he was shot. 215 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:27,675 Glass? 216 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:28,776 There's traces in the rifling. 217 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:29,777 Manufacturer? 218 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:30,844 Can't tell. 219 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,246 I'm gonna plug this into the FBI's drug/fire database 220 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,948 and see if I get a match, but... 221 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:35,983 But it's gonna take awhile. 222 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:36,984 See? 223 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,151 Mind reading. 224 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:39,186 There may be something 225 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,954 supernatural going on here. 226 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:42,756 Let me know when you have something. 227 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,191 I bet I could sell this on eBay. 228 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,827 Did you know they got 28 grand 229 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:47,761 for the grilled-cheese sandwich 230 00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:49,597 with the image of the Virgin Mary on it? 231 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,767 Gibbs? 232 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,936 McGEE: Preliminary trajectory shows that the bullet 233 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,671 passed straight through the driver-side window. 234 00:08:57,705 --> 00:09:00,941 So, I recommend we search the area along this path 235 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,342 looking for spent brass. 236 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,944 You won't find it. 237 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,980 Nine millimeter rounds are slow and only accurate 238 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:07,915 to about 30 meters. 239 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,885 The shooter was in a moving car that pulled up alongside. 240 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,221 Yeah, that is one possibility, Ziva. 241 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,322 But you see, 242 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,257 we're investigators, which means 243 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,026 we investigate things, we don't assume. 244 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:21,929 She's right. 245 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,897 Wife said she heard the gunshot over the phone. 246 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,032 Shooter had to be close. 247 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,166 Thank you. 248 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,335 GIBBS: What do we know about Petty Officer Smith? 249 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,670 Uh, ran his military ID. 250 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:30,638 He was a clerk at Norfolk. 251 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,706 Had four months left before his discharge. 252 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,642 Tony, take Ziva with you, check with the C.O. 253 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:35,508 ( mumbles ): Yeah. 254 00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:36,844 When you're done with that, have her sweep 255 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:37,811 the trajectory for brass. 256 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:38,846 But why? 257 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:39,980 You just said I... 258 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,349 Because DiNozzo's right, too. 259 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:46,954 ( phone rings ) 260 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,289 All of these people are in the military? 261 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,958 Yeah, the uniforms are kind of a dead giveaway. 262 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,126 Then why aren't they armed? 263 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,762 TONY: Because we're in America. 264 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,130 And the machine guns would just get in the way. 265 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,167 Okay. 266 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,135 Commander. 267 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,937 What can I do for NCIS today? 268 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,205 Sorry to have to tell you this, sir, 269 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,140 but one of your men was killed this morning. 270 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,642 My God. 271 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:09,643 Who? 272 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,078 Petty Officer Jerry Smith. 273 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,079 Smith? 274 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,948 He was shot on Route 249 on his way into work. 275 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,684 I think you have my man 276 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,218 confused with someone else. 277 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:20,721 That's Petty Officer Jerry Smith 278 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,022 right over there. 279 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,235 ( chuckles ): Why would anyone want 280 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,837 to impersonate me? 281 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,739 Let's see-- blackmail, espionage, terrorism, 282 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:39,840 potential assassination. 283 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,308 I'm just...I'm just a clerk, ma'am. 284 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,777 I don't have a security clearance or anything. 285 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:45,012 What kind of a clerk? 286 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,113 I'm in a supply unit. 287 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,314 I'm an SK-2. 288 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,817 I'm new to NCIS, Petty Officer. 289 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,719 You're gonna have to be more specific. 290 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,821 W-Well, basically, 291 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,723 I'm just a storekeeper. 292 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:58,792 Um, like today I filled requests 293 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,794 for TP, liquid soap, 294 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:02,462 toilet seat covers. 295 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,465 ( chuckling ): We call it getting a-head. 296 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,533 ( laughs ) 297 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:10,037 Because in the Navy the head is another word... 298 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,972 For the toilet. Yes, I know. 299 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,307 Perhaps this has something to do with your personal life? 300 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,043 Well, probably not. 301 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,878 I don't really have one. 302 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:18,946 Most nights I just go home 303 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:22,983 and surf the web or watch reality TV. 304 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,484 Really into Survivor. 305 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,753 Average Joe... 306 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,055 The Amazing Race is cool. 307 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,356 I like Extreme Makeover, but... 308 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,991 I don't own a TV. 309 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,460 Really? Wow, I don't think I've ever met anyone... 310 00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,394 What does your wife think 311 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,964 about, uh, all this nightly stimulation? 312 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,231 I don't have a wife. 313 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,466 No girlfriend, either. 314 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,035 I just don't really seem to do very well 315 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,171 ( chuckling ): ...in that department. 316 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,773 It's just me and Max. 317 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,207 Max is your boyfriend? 318 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:47,975 N-No! 319 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,242 Jeez, I'm, like, 320 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,844 as straight as they come. 321 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,412 Max is a marmoset. 322 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,146 A monkey? 323 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,216 A pet, ma'am, nothing more. 324 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,786 That's, um, reassuring, Petty Officer. 325 00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:00,320 A buddy of mine was shipping out. 326 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:01,922 Was in a bit of a bind. 327 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,991 I said, "No way," but... 328 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,893 I got one look at the little guy. 329 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:09,797 He's just so damn cute, ma'am. 330 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,198 ( giggles ) 331 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,532 MORRIS: Petty Officer Smith 332 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,534 was transferred from Pearl about the same time 333 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,936 I was, Agent DiNozzo. 334 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,004 You serve with him there? 335 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:17,971 Uh, different units. 336 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,140 We never crossed paths until this command. 337 00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,441 What kind of sailor is he? 338 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,811 Officially, he's never missed a day's work. 339 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:24,845 He's always on time. 340 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:29,316 I'm more interested in unofficially, Commander. 341 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,085 It's not in my nature to be disparaging. 342 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:38,125 Well, I've got a body lying on a slab back at NCIS, 343 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,828 so, by all means, disparage away. 344 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:46,533 I guess you could say Petty Officer Smith 345 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:49,502 is not the brightest sailor that I've ever commanded. 346 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,874 Now that I say it out loud, 347 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,342 the thought occurs to me 348 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,845 that could very well be the reason someone found it so easy to steal 349 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,047 his identity. ( Smith laughing ) 350 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,448 Can you think of any reason 351 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,851 why someone would want to impersonate him? 352 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,853 God, no, Agent DiNozzo. 353 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,855 God, no. 354 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,523 ( slams phone receiver down ) 355 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,261 More porno? 356 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,865 What do we have, McGee? 357 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,869 Three more charges since yesterday. 358 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,371 Sorry. 359 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,272 Sorry, boss. 360 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,140 Um, cell phone records 361 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,142 are downloading now. 362 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,878 Okay. Looks like Petty Officer Smith... 363 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,880 Petty Officer Smith in the car 364 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,914 not the one on base who's the real... 365 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,548 Yeah, I got it, McGee. 366 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,084 Well, he was definitely talking to Mrs. Smith. 367 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,251 If that is her real name. 368 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,286 McGee! 369 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,254 Uh, he was talking to her 370 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,590 at their home from his cell 371 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,926 just before she called in the accident. 372 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,160 Got an address here. 373 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,396 It's an apartment in Newport News. 374 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,231 Lease is in the wife's name. 375 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,500 Ziva, you're with me. 376 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,903 Possibly a point man for an operational reconnaissance 377 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,038 of the naval base. I would... 378 00:13:58,939 --> 00:13:59,940 That means you go with him. 379 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,910 Now. DiNOZZO: Preferably before 380 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,012 the elevator doors close. 381 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,562 You just hung up on Director Shepard. 382 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,931 Uh-huh. 383 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,968 In my country, the officer in charge 384 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:31,171 is always... In my country, on my team, working my cases, 385 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,640 my people don't bypass the chain of command. 386 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,408 Which is? Me. 387 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,510 We clear on that, 388 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,947 Officer David? 389 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,114 Crystal... 390 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,050 Agent Gibbs. 391 00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,092 ( elevator resumes descent ) 392 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,962 ( elevator stops ) 393 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:55,963 Except she called me. 394 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,564 What would you have me do? 395 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,033 Smile. 396 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,269 Talk about the weather. 397 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:03,703 Tell her to call me. 398 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,973 And if that doesn't work? 399 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,040 You're a smart girl. 400 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,042 Think of something. 401 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,578 ( elevator resumes descent ) 402 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,980 ( elevator stops ) 403 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,681 I am merely trying to do my job. 404 00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,450 Your job is to follow my instructions. 405 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:18,651 And I respect that. 406 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,088 Is it too much to ask for some in return? 407 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,498 No. It's not. 408 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,000 ( elevator resumes descent ) 409 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,401 So that's it? 410 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,269 Mm-hmm. 411 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,005 Don't even get a slap on the head? 412 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,272 Don't push it. 413 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,275 Just to be clear, 414 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:45,178 are there any more of these rules I should be aware of? 415 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,546 About 50 of them. 416 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,381 ( chuckles ) 417 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,417 And I don't suppose they're written down 418 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,618 anywhere that I could... 419 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,619 No. 420 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,254 Then how am I supposed to... 421 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,090 My job is to teach them to you. 422 00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,302 No picture 423 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:13,073 of your husband in uniform. 424 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,274 Jerry hated the Navy. 425 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,410 He only joined for the money they'd give him for college. 426 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,212 But he couldn't wait to get out. 427 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,780 I was so mean to him 428 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,750 on the phone. 429 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,752 It was our half anniversary. 430 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,254 We know. 431 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,122 Very special occasion. 432 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,791 Why can't men understand that? 433 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,727 Your husband talk about his work much, Mrs. Smith? 434 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,796 Never. 435 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,466 He wouldn't even let me visit him on base 436 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,268 or even call him there. 437 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,070 You never saw him at his work? 438 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,273 Never dropped him off? 439 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,743 I told you he hated the Navy. 440 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:51,678 Every morning 441 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,080 he'd put on his uniform 442 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,147 and go to the office. 443 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,315 Soon as he got home, 444 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,184 couldn't get out of it fast enough. 445 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,654 You didn't know Jerry long before you married, did you? 446 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,690 Only three months. 447 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,459 I know. 448 00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,461 It was crazy. 449 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:11,198 It just felt right, you know? 450 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,365 Jerry was the first 451 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:17,370 truly decent man I'd ever met. 452 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,277 What's going on here? 453 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:27,114 This is Petty Officer Jerry Smith. 454 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,748 He's been working 455 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,217 at Norfolk for about 456 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,451 four months. 457 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,553 His commanding officer confirmed it. 458 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,688 GIBBS: He look familiar? 459 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,590 I don't know this man. 460 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,760 I don't understand. 461 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,696 Neither do we. 462 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:48,168 DUCKY: Discoloration indicates blunt force trauma. 463 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:52,639 Yes, these abdominal bruises here in this area 464 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,674 are consistent with the door frame 465 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,276 crushing against his body. 466 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:59,646 Do you think Epsom salt reduces swelling faster? 467 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:00,680 Mr. Palmer, 468 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,615 I'm sure our mystery guest 469 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,351 would appreciate it 470 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,852 if you could concentrate all your efforts 471 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,455 on helping me to discover the cause 472 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,224 of his demise rather than obsessing 473 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,660 on how you will look in shorts this weekend. 474 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,661 Sorry, Doctor. 475 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:15,895 Actually, I found 476 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,530 the ladies tend to be sympathetic 477 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,832 towards visible injury. 478 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:20,833 Really? 479 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:21,901 Yes. My first year in college, 480 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,538 I suffered an unfortunate injury to my testicles. 481 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:30,810 The excruciating pain was offset 482 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:36,516 by impressive swelling which Ramona Kincaid, 483 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,318 bless her heart... 484 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,187 found... 485 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,688 extremely fascinating. 486 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,298 There we are. 487 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,505 Now the bullet wound to the neck 488 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,940 evaded the anterior triangle, 489 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,210 thus missing both the carotid artery 490 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,344 and jugular vein. 491 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,845 Most of the damage is muscular. 492 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,414 It also grazed 493 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,616 the esophagus and thyroid. 494 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,484 Oh, dear. 495 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,286 Severe damage to the liver, 496 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,621 pancreas, 497 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,289 spleen, oh, and there's 498 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,525 a nasty tear to the left ventricle 499 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,528 caused by a bruised rib. 500 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,264 Cause of death is from the trauma of the crash. 501 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,500 You just earned yourself another merit badge, 502 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,302 Mr. Palmer. 503 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,938 He was alive for several minutes after he was shot. 504 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,940 Sorry to have to say it, 505 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,243 my poor fellow, but you'd have been better off 506 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:40,247 if your assassin had been a more precise marksman. 507 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,356 ( computer beeps ) 508 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,064 ZIVA: You know, this case reminds me 509 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:00,700 of something my father used to tell me as a child. 510 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,470 ( sarcastically ): "Really, Ziva? 511 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,737 What was that?" 512 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,976 He would say that no one 513 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:14,314 could ever truly know another person or their secrets. 514 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:18,351 I, of course, refused to believe him. 515 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:25,358 "And now, Ziva, as an adult?" 516 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:31,498 I believe he was never more honest with me. 517 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,400 What do you believe, Gibbs? 518 00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,905 I think I really gotta get the radio on this car fixed. 519 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,575 ( phone rings ) 520 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,711 Yeah, Abby. 521 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,513 Got a match on the dead guy's prints, Gibbs, 522 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,014 from the APHIS database. 523 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,516 He's in the military? 524 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:50,783 Anchors away, Gibbs-o. 525 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,319 Who? 526 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,354 You're not gonna believe it. 527 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,388 Try me. 528 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,022 You're not. 529 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,524 Who the hell is he, Abs? 530 00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:00,026 Petty Officer Jerry Smith. 531 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,029 He actually is Petty Officer Jerry Smith. 532 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:06,533 He's stationed at the Regional Supply Office in Norfolk. 533 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,542 Okay. 534 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,009 The dead guy downstairs who we thought 535 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:18,578 was impersonating Petty Officer Jerry Smith 536 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,480 is actually the real Petty Officer Jerry Smith. 537 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,548 And the Jerry Smith 538 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,750 Tony and Ziva talked to in Norfolk 539 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,784 turns out to be the fake Jerry Smith. 540 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,619 It's... confusing. 541 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,521 Kind of like "The pellet with the poison's 542 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,523 in the vessel with the pestle?" 543 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,058 "Chalice from the palace has the brew 544 00:21:32,091 --> 00:21:33,360 that is true?" 545 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,494 Court Jester Danny Kay? 546 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,662 Come on, guys, it's a classic. 547 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:37,764 Thank you, Boss. 548 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:38,665 Who is he, McGee? 549 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:39,632 John Kirby. 550 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,468 We lifted his prints from his desk in Norfolk. 551 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:42,469 His empty desk-- 552 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:43,703 he didn't report for duty today. 553 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:47,774 He and Smith had overlapping tours at Jacksonville in '02, 554 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,476 Kirby was discharged in '03. 555 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:50,377 Honorably. 556 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,844 Boss, these guys must have had this planned 557 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,446 from the first day of Smith's new assignment. 558 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,814 You think so, McGee? 559 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:55,782 Gonna need Kirby's... 560 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:56,483 Address. 561 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:57,817 Lives on West Little Creek. 562 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:58,951 Been there about a year. 563 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,887 And the warrant. 564 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,855 DiNozzo. David. 565 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,824 Take a ride. You got it, Boss. 566 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,393 Get a BOLO out on Kirby with the FBI, local and state. 567 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,394 Already done, boss. 568 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,396 "Bolo"? Be On The Lookout. 569 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:11,764 Good job, McGee. 570 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:12,732 Go on. Catch up to him. 571 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,504 ( mimicking ): "Good job, McGee." 572 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:18,638 Is he always this juvenile? 573 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,408 Only on days of the week ending with the word "day." 574 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,578 ZIVA: I'll drive, Tony. 575 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:27,747 No, no, no. Not gonna make that mistake again. 576 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,716 Did you really think my driving was that terrible? 577 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,419 Aside from the high speed and near misses? 578 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:34,421 Let's just say it's an acquired taste. 579 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,688 Like regurgitated lunch. 580 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,624 That's disgusting, DiNozzo. 581 00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:39,158 Tell me about it, Probie. 582 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,860 That chili cheese dog was hard to chew 583 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:41,761 the second time around. 584 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,896 Maybe we should give her another chance. 585 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,499 It's not like she killed or maimed anyone. 586 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,435 Maybe we should concentrate on why John Kirby 587 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,470 switched places with Seaman Smith at Norfolk 588 00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,672 and leave death wish for another day. 589 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,841 It could very well be an assassin. 590 00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,175 He works in a supply office. 591 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,810 Who's he going to assassinate? Mr. Clean? 592 00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,580 All the better not to draw attention to himself. 593 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:01,781 She's right. 594 00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,450 It's a big base. Lot of targets. 595 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:04,684 I don't know. 596 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,487 Look at the guy-- he's such a... Pimp. 597 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,621 Wimp. Wimp. 598 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:11,624 Very much in line with other assassins. 599 00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,493 She's right, Tony. 600 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,762 Look at Lee Harvey Oswald. Sirhan Sirhan. 601 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:17,830 That's original, McGee. 602 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,599 Is there any part of your brain 603 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,534 that's your own? 604 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,735 At least I have one, Tony. 605 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,571 What's that supposed to mean? 606 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,072 Nothing. 607 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:27,840 We're not going anywhere. 608 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,509 What, until I apologize? 609 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,511 No, not until you apologize. 610 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,881 We're in the wrong damn car. 611 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:37,717 What'd you find, Abs? 612 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,218 After the car crashed through the railing, 613 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,787 it went end over end for about 614 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:41,854 100 feet... 615 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:45,925 before finally slamming to a stop up against a boulder, 616 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,927 which crushed the driver's side door into his body. 617 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,195 Which led to a lot of blood. 618 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:50,797 I also found these 619 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,499 in the trunk. 620 00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:53,900 Three identical sets of Hawaiian shirts 621 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,868 and khaki pants. 622 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:58,204 Correction. You find anything useful? 623 00:23:58,237 --> 00:23:59,205 Maybe, 624 00:23:59,238 --> 00:24:00,573 but it's probably nothing. 625 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:04,877 Do not make me say a magic word now, Abs. 626 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,012 Of course not. 627 00:24:06,045 --> 00:24:07,647 But it is a cool idea. 628 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,516 It's in the blood patterns. 629 00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:11,584 The residual splatter from where the bullet struck... 630 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:14,020 is there. 631 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,588 Exit wound splatter is there... 632 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,791 ...dropping slightly from the angle of the impact. 633 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:20,593 Normal when they pass through flesh. 634 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,928 Very good, Gibbs. 635 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,930 But that would be the case 636 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,965 of a Senior Lead Special Agent 637 00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:28,535 who has worked hundreds of crime scene investigations 638 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:29,802 throughout his storied career. 639 00:24:29,836 --> 00:24:32,204 I'd hate to start smacking you like I do DiNozzo. 640 00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,239 You wouldn't. 641 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:34,907 You would? 642 00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:36,809 It won't be on the head. 643 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:42,749 The blood here is darker. 644 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:44,884 And the pattern is random. 645 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:47,887 Skip to the probably nothing part, will ya? 646 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,989 The trail of splatter is wider than you'd expect. 647 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:54,827 And the blood is smeared somewhat here 648 00:24:54,861 --> 00:24:56,162 like something brushed up against it. 649 00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:57,229 What? 650 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:59,566 I have absolutely no idea. 651 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:01,868 That would be the probably nothing part. 652 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:04,003 But I haven't analyzed it 653 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:05,572 in my computer yet. 654 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:06,873 Do it. 655 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:14,981 I love Hawaiian shirts. 656 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,115 I'm not surprised. 657 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,950 It's a cultural experience 658 00:25:17,984 --> 00:25:19,251 you couldn't appreciate. 659 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:20,587 Isn't that right, Probie? 660 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:21,888 Wouldn't be caught dead in one. 661 00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:26,325 ( gasps ): It can't be. 662 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:28,728 Do you realize what we have here? 663 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:29,996 Another ugly shirt? 664 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:34,000 This is an authentic, Magnum, P.I. 665 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:35,101 jungle bird design. 666 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:36,603 100% cotton, 667 00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:37,870 bamboo buttons. 668 00:25:37,904 --> 00:25:40,873 "Made in Hawaii" label. 669 00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:42,942 C'mon. This is the Holy Grail 670 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:44,143 of Aloha garments. 671 00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:45,311 That's great. 672 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,312 Eight seasons 673 00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:47,346 Magnum wore this shirt, 674 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,883 putting up with Higgins and those stupid dogs. 675 00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:52,852 "Zeus! Apollo!" 676 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,624 It's a TV show, it was big in the '80s. 677 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,158 I know who Tom Selleck is, Tony. 678 00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:01,894 A hot, sexy American man of adventure. 679 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:05,031 Well, he was... he was good. Sure. 680 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,900 Take away the shirt, moustache, Detroit Tigers hat, 681 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:11,203 Ferrari, the Audi, wine cellar, Robin Masters' Estate, 682 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,005 Rick, TC and helicopter... 683 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:14,941 McGEE: Well, it looks like Kirby 684 00:26:14,974 --> 00:26:16,142 has not checked his e-mail 685 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,977 or even turned on his computer 686 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:20,179 since yesterday. 687 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,014 Once he saw us at Norfolk, he must have taken a kite. 688 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:23,850 Hike. The expression is 689 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,952 taking a hike. 690 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:29,155 I think she may have had it confused with go fly a kite. 691 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:30,923 I speak five languages. 692 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:33,092 Forgive me if I get confused. 693 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,293 Sometimes. 694 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,969 I found his bank book. 695 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:44,103 Checkbook. 696 00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,172 Whatever you call it. 697 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:48,675 His deposits seem high. 698 00:26:48,675 --> 00:26:51,678 Where you come from they may seem high, 699 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,145 but here in the good ol' U.S. of A... 700 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,047 these are really, really high. 701 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:56,783 ( clattering ) 702 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,352 I think it's C... 703 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:01,788 Shh! 704 00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:09,696 ( gasps ) 705 00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:11,063 ( screeches ) 706 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:16,035 It's a... 707 00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:16,869 It's a marmoset. 708 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:18,104 McGEE: Actually that's a capuchin. 709 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:21,040 I don't advise shooting him. 710 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:21,974 Americans and their pets. 711 00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:24,043 It would be a public relations nightmare. 712 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,277 You knew all about this, didn't ya? 713 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,412 ZIVA: I tried to tell you, 714 00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,247 but you shushed me. 715 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,348 Well, next time try harder. 716 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,183 His name is Max. 717 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:32,819 I read a Snapple cap that said 718 00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:35,154 that the most popular name for a pet 719 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:36,723 in the United States is Max. 720 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,958 That's funny. I thought it was Tim. 721 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:41,460 GIBBS: We know that your husband 722 00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:43,162 and John Kirby served together. 723 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:46,065 And we also know that they switched places. 724 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:50,069 It's a federal crime to impersonate military personnel, 725 00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:51,904 which means that withholding any information 726 00:27:51,938 --> 00:27:55,808 is a chargeable offense. 727 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:58,377 So what do you know, Mrs. Smith? 728 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:03,983 I lied before. 729 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,251 I saw the other man once. 730 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:06,953 When? 731 00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:10,122 Um, right after we moved here 732 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:11,357 from Hawaii. 733 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:12,959 I came home early from yoga. 734 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:14,160 I wasn't feeling well. 735 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,262 He was with Jerry in the den. 736 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:18,130 Jerry was upset. 737 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:22,134 It was clear I'd interrupted them. 738 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:27,073 When he left he said I should forget 739 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:29,776 I ever saw him 740 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:31,477 and never tell anyone. 741 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:35,214 Do you think he's the one who killed my husband? 742 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,218 McGEE: Kirby was getting e-mails 743 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:41,253 from an anonymous Internet account several times a week. 744 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:43,389 Each one was just a time and location. 745 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:45,057 ABBY: The times were random-- 746 00:28:45,091 --> 00:28:46,058 all throughout the day-- 747 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:47,794 and the locations were business and residential 748 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:49,228 addresses all throughout Norfolk. 749 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,797 How long have they been coming in? 750 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,498 About four months. 751 00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:54,801 DiNOZZO: Same time Kirby's been 752 00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:56,135 posing as Smith. 753 00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:57,804 You think Kirby was doing Smith's job 754 00:28:57,837 --> 00:28:58,871 while Smith was doing Kirby's? 755 00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:02,308 I've seen communications like this before. So have I. 756 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:03,943 Many intelligence agencies 757 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,112 use this technique for arranging a drop off. 758 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:07,113 I believe you refer 759 00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:09,081 to them as goblins? 760 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:11,517 Spooks. The term is spooks. 761 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:13,385 According to this, there's a drop scheduled 762 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,420 for this afternoon, Gibbs. 763 00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:15,354 Where and when, Abs? 764 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:18,090 Granby and Harbor. Southeast corner. 1400. 765 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:20,192 One of you is gonna have to pose as Kirby. 766 00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:26,232 Yeah, that really doesn't work for him. 767 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,000 Boss, for once I gotta agree with Tony here. 768 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:29,068 I don't think 769 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,069 I'm the Hawaiian shirt type. 770 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:32,104 You're the closest we've got to an agent in looks 771 00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:33,172 to Smith and Kirby, McGee. 772 00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:35,107 Which won't matter if whoever he's meeting with 773 00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:36,175 knows their faces. 774 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,176 No, it won't. 775 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:38,978 But if doesn't, we just might get something, 776 00:29:39,011 --> 00:29:41,080 which is more than we have now. 777 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,582 DiNozzo, you and Ziva will be here 778 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,984 mobile on Granby, 779 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:46,152 as far down as you can be 780 00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:47,186 while maintaining a visual contact. 781 00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:48,387 I'll be over here on Harbor. 782 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:50,456 McGee, we do not know what we have here. 783 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:52,859 So go with the flow. 784 00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:53,860 It gets hinky... 785 00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:54,961 Call it. 786 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:56,295 Hinky? 787 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:57,396 What's hinky? 788 00:29:57,429 --> 00:30:00,199 You know, like when your gut is telling you something. 789 00:30:00,232 --> 00:30:01,333 I see. 790 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:04,203 In my country we refer to that as gas. 791 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:09,208 GIBBS: You got a visual, DiNozzo? 792 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:10,476 Affirmative, Boss. 793 00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:12,278 Suck that gut in, Probie. 794 00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:20,486 Guy with the briefcase. 795 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,121 I got him, McGee. 796 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:25,892 ZIVA: The logistics for the drop 797 00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,093 may only start here, McGee. 798 00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:28,427 Look for any sign. 799 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:29,428 Like what? 800 00:30:29,461 --> 00:30:31,063 ZIVA: A hand gesture, 801 00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:32,164 the angle he holds 802 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:33,132 his briefcase. 803 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:41,307 It was nothing, Boss. 804 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,212 Lost the visual. 805 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:47,546 Same here, DiNozzo. 806 00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:48,580 Move up the block. 807 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:50,983 ( tires squealing ) 808 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:03,162 There's a park bench 809 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:06,432 across the street from the Baltimore Museum of Art. 810 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:08,234 Leave it underneath. 811 00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:09,301 Girl with the pack. 812 00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:10,336 Wait, McGee, 813 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:11,971 for her to make the move. You've got four hours. 814 00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:13,305 Don't be late. 815 00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:14,340 Right. 816 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:22,381 Kirby, my nine o'clock, Boss. 817 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:23,415 GIBBS: Got him. Get the girl. 818 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:25,417 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 819 00:31:33,192 --> 00:31:34,626 ( buzzing ) 820 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:49,976 We lost her. 821 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:53,412 More like she lost us. 822 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,623 There are three wheels, numbered zero through nine each. 823 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:06,358 That's 1,000 possibilities. 824 00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:07,526 Then your fingers better get busy. 825 00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:09,061 Wait, there's more. 826 00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:11,330 The seams are sealed with something that looks 827 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:12,498 like an epoxy material. 828 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:14,233 It may be for waterproofing. 829 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:17,036 Or to hold explosive components in place until they're exploded. 830 00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:18,337 Badda-boom. X-rays? 831 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,338 Didn't penetrate. 832 00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:20,706 The metal's high density steel, 833 00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:22,641 probably with a thin layer of lead sheeting. 834 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:24,543 The nitrate sniffer came up negative as well. 835 00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:26,178 That's because of the epoxy. 836 00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:27,546 Probably. 837 00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:30,482 Gibbs, it might not be rigged with a bomb, per se. 838 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:31,550 Don't you love saying "per se"? 839 00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:33,552 It's one of those phrases-- nobody really knows 840 00:32:33,585 --> 00:32:35,321 what it means, but you say it anyway... 841 00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:36,422 Am I off topic again? 842 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:37,323 Big time. 843 00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:40,026 Um, it could be armed with something like 844 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:41,293 formic acid in a glass liner. 845 00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:44,263 It would destroy the contents if opened incorrectly. 846 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,132 There's also the possibility it could be nothing. 847 00:32:46,165 --> 00:32:47,399 It's just a whole lot of bluff 848 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:49,268 to scare anyone from taking a peek inside. 849 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:52,604 Do we have a bottom line here, Abs? We do. 850 00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:54,673 You wanna hear it? Yes. 851 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:56,375 The bomb squad is coming to pick this up. 852 00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:57,509 They're gonna do their thing, 853 00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:59,611 and then I will get to the bottom of this, Gibbs, but... 854 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,247 It's going to take time. 855 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,683 See? We are having a melding of the minds. 856 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:06,385 TONY: It was called The Transporter. 857 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:07,519 Didn't see it. 858 00:33:07,553 --> 00:33:10,156 Cool British guy delivers illegal stuff for a price. 859 00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:11,690 Obviously what Smith was doing. 860 00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,325 And what Kirby was doing. 861 00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:15,094 Then what you were doing, Probie. 862 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:16,162 Only badly. 863 00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:18,364 Yeah. I got the case, didn't I? 864 00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:20,366 You're missing the point. 865 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:22,134 How could there possibly be a point? 866 00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:23,669 I think what Agent DiNozzo means is that 867 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:24,736 the Transporter would have 868 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:26,405 gotten the case, gotten the girl, 869 00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:28,307 and still have held onto his cappuccino. 870 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:29,408 Exactly. 871 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:30,376 Speaking of movies, 872 00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:32,111 you know what I was thinking about, Probie? 873 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,379 Really not interested, Tony. 874 00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:36,582 Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Identity mystery. 875 00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:38,750 Then there's our Smith. Identity mystery. 876 00:33:38,784 --> 00:33:41,420 And, if it turns out the guy charging porn and tractors 877 00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:42,688 on your credit card is a Smith, 878 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:44,690 then that's identity mystery. Uh, Tony? 879 00:33:44,723 --> 00:33:45,824 Not now, Probie. 880 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:47,259 I'm almost done with this level. 881 00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:52,631 Find out what's in the case yet, boss? 882 00:33:56,602 --> 00:33:58,437 We going to interrogate Kirby now? Nope. 883 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,106 That is a mistake. 884 00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:01,740 The longer we wait, the more time he has to... 885 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:03,375 I'm going to be interrogating Kirby. 886 00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:07,346 You and DiNozzo will be observing. 887 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:13,552 Takes a while for him to, uh... warm up to people, doesn't it? 888 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,554 Want to know the secret about getting on his good side? 889 00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:16,455 Of course. 890 00:34:16,488 --> 00:34:18,224 Me, too. 891 00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:23,362 I didn't kill Jerry. 892 00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:27,666 GIBBS ( through speaker ): I know. We checked. 893 00:34:27,699 --> 00:34:29,468 You were on base when it happened. 894 00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:36,242 So... can I go now? 895 00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:40,246 Impersonating a petty officer. 896 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:41,513 That's a felony. 897 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:44,550 Lying during a Federal investigation. 898 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,453 Felony. Resisting arrest. 899 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:49,821 That's a misdemeanor. 900 00:34:49,855 --> 00:34:51,523 Not to mention what we have 901 00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:52,724 in that case downstairs. 902 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,160 You looked in the case? 903 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:58,330 Look, I was only trying to help, I swear to you. 904 00:34:58,364 --> 00:34:59,865 It wasn't even my idea. 905 00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:02,434 I doubt this has anything to do with espionage, Tony. 906 00:35:02,468 --> 00:35:05,371 Kirby's far too stupid for this line of work. 907 00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,439 Why did you two switch places? 908 00:35:07,473 --> 00:35:10,909 Because... Jerry... 909 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:13,512 he couldn't keep it in his damn pants. 910 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,915 Keep what in his pants? 911 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:20,186 You're kidding, right? 912 00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:22,488 Come on. 913 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:26,192 ( imitating disco music ) 914 00:35:26,192 --> 00:35:28,494 Dancing? 915 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:33,332 Yeah... dancing. 916 00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:34,566 He had been fooling around 917 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,702 with this officer's wife over at Pearl. 918 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:39,438 One night, the officer came home early 919 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,473 and caught them in the act. 920 00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:44,476 He got a good look at Jerry's face, 921 00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,645 but he didn't recognize him. 922 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:49,448 Jerry wasn't worried. 923 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:52,218 He was shipping out the next week, 924 00:35:52,218 --> 00:35:55,887 and they'd never met before. 925 00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,425 That was the good news. 926 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,593 Until he got the bad news. 927 00:36:01,627 --> 00:36:05,264 The husband was going to be his C.O. at Norfolk. 928 00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:06,932 Commander Morris. 929 00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:08,634 Yes, sir. 930 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,503 Jerry only had four months left to an honorable discharge. 931 00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:13,639 Morris would've made sure that didn't happen. 932 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,242 Who else knew about it? No one. 933 00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:19,245 I mean, that's why Jerry begged me to switch places with him. 934 00:36:19,278 --> 00:36:23,449 Except I couldn't leave my job. 935 00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:24,883 Delivering illegal goods? 936 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,385 Wait, I... 937 00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:28,754 I mean, I didn't even know what was in the cases. 938 00:36:28,787 --> 00:36:30,589 I was strictly transportation. 939 00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:33,859 Hey, Kirby. They weren't exactly using FedEx. 940 00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:34,893 It was stupid of me. 941 00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:37,263 ( chuckles ): Yeah. 942 00:36:37,296 --> 00:36:39,465 But the money was really good. 943 00:36:39,498 --> 00:36:44,503 Life since the Navy has... been kinda hard on me. 944 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,372 You never looked inside? 945 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:47,506 No. 946 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,608 There were only two rules-- 947 00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:52,311 be on time and... 948 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:54,613 don't look in the cases. 949 00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,515 Jerry, I... 950 00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:58,484 ...guess he looked. 951 00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:01,853 Well, they killed him for it. 952 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:05,291 I think... I think I want to get a lawyer now. 953 00:37:05,324 --> 00:37:07,025 ( chuckles ): Oh, yeah. 954 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,294 You're gonna need one. 955 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,666 Remember that smeared area that I thought was probably nothing? 956 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:17,369 Well, it probably might not be probably nothing. 957 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:19,538 I'm not saying the magic word, Abs. 958 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,474 Okay. This is the windshield of the vehicle. 959 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:23,542 See the smeared marks? 960 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,345 There's four of them. And they connect together. 961 00:37:26,378 --> 00:37:28,647 Now, step back and squint. At what? 962 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,382 Just do it, Gibbs. 963 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:31,450 Like when you're trying to figure out 964 00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:35,321 he hidden message in the bad 3-D art at the fair. 965 00:37:36,622 --> 00:37:37,789 This is important. 966 00:37:37,823 --> 00:37:41,327 Try to see the bigger picture for once. 967 00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:47,833 See it? 968 00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:54,506 Maybe an "M." 969 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:55,574 Yes, Gibbs. 970 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:56,408 Yes. 971 00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:58,577 Those smears were smeared on purpose. 972 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,546 Now, these are the photographs 973 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:03,048 of Petty Officer Smith's body before it was washed. 974 00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:06,752 He has blood on his right index finger. 975 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,654 There were no lacerations on that hand. 976 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:09,955 Petty Officer Smith used his finger 977 00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,890 to write a message in his own blood? 978 00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:14,526 Sometimes people in the throws of death try to communicate. 979 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,595 Like that guy in the L.A. Metrorail crash. 980 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,597 He wrote "I love you" to his wife in his own blood. 981 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:19,598 He lived. 982 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:20,632 He did. 983 00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:21,933 But Petty Officer Smith 984 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:25,371 is trying to tell us who killed him. 985 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,641 What does "M" mean? 986 00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:31,510 TONY: Commander Morris. 987 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:33,512 How could you think that I had anything to do with his murder? 988 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:34,413 Because you found out 989 00:38:34,446 --> 00:38:36,615 he was the sailor sleeping with your wife. 990 00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:38,550 At Pearl? Yes, Commander. 991 00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:39,685 At Pearl Harbor. 992 00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:41,787 That was Smith? 993 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,623 If I had known who he was I would have killed him myself. 994 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,592 But I didn't. I was here that morning. 995 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:50,396 There's a dozen witnesses who will vouch for that. 996 00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:56,535 Surveillance camera at the main gate 997 00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:58,404 has Commander Morris 998 00:38:58,404 --> 00:39:00,472 coming on base an hour 999 00:39:00,506 --> 00:39:01,607 before Smith's time of death. 1000 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,474 Leeway on time of death? 1001 00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:03,975 Ducky says 15, maybe 20 minutes. 1002 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:06,044 Drive time to the crime scene. 1003 00:39:06,077 --> 00:39:08,146 30 minutes, 15 if you're driving. 1004 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,280 Seven sailors in his office 1005 00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:12,451 all verify he was in the supply unit until we showed up. 1006 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:13,719 Where in the supply unit? 1007 00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,654 Mostly in his private office, behind closed doors. 1008 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:16,822 Was there another exit? 1009 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,924 Could he have left unseen through a window? 1010 00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:20,859 Windows don't open, Boss. Solid plate glass. 1011 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:23,161 Commander Morris couldn't have been at the crime scene. 1012 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,630 Yeah, I know that McGee. 1013 00:39:24,663 --> 00:39:26,532 He knows that, McGee. 1014 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:30,101 His murder has to be related to the delivery service. 1015 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:31,302 Which we know nothing about. 1016 00:39:31,336 --> 00:39:34,005 Kirby claims he didn't even know who he was working for. 1017 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:37,476 Was Petty Officer Smith wearing a seatbelt when he crashed? 1018 00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:43,882 Was Petty Officer Smith wearing a seatbelt?! 1019 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:45,717 ( rapid typing ) 1020 00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:48,454 ( overlapping confirmations of "No." ) 1021 00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:51,623 He was in an unnaturally contorted position. 1022 00:39:51,657 --> 00:39:54,660 Yes, very, very unusual. 1023 00:39:57,463 --> 00:39:59,965 I can flip the image. 1024 00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:02,568 Only if you want. 1025 00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:09,741 ZIVA: "W." 1026 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:10,776 What was the wife's name again? 1027 00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:12,644 It's Wendy. 1028 00:40:12,678 --> 00:40:14,780 When did you discover your husband 1029 00:40:14,813 --> 00:40:15,814 was cheating on you, Wendy? 1030 00:40:17,783 --> 00:40:19,685 I don't know what you're talking about. 1031 00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:20,719 Must have been a real shock. 1032 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,721 You were so much in love with him. 1033 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:25,090 One decent you've ever met-- 1034 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:27,025 wasn't really decent at all, was he? 1035 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:28,627 It's not true. 1036 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,228 He called you on the way to work. 1037 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,062 You weren't home, were you? 1038 00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:34,099 I was. He called me at home. 1039 00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:37,969 Phone records show you forwarded your home phone to your cell. 1040 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:39,638 He had no idea you followed him, Wendy. 1041 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:41,807 He only worked a couple of days a week. 1042 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,143 I wonder what he did with all the rest of that free time? 1043 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,789 Did you know he cheated on me on our wedding day? 1044 00:41:00,091 --> 00:41:02,160 Our wedding day. 1045 00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:04,730 JERRY'S VOICE: Honey, honey. It's our anniversary. 1046 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:12,871 ( gunshots ) 1047 00:41:20,779 --> 00:41:22,013 McGEE: Great. Thank you. 1048 00:41:22,047 --> 00:41:25,551 Well, that takes care of them all. 1049 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:27,553 Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Diner's. 1050 00:41:27,553 --> 00:41:29,755 Old cards cancelled, new ones reissued 1051 00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:31,790 and it only took me 200 phone calls. 1052 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,692 But you know I find really interesting? 1053 00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:34,693 What? 1054 00:41:34,726 --> 00:41:37,028 That you actually have Diner's. 1055 00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:38,263 What's wrong with that? Nothing. 1056 00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:39,865 It's just I've never met anyone 1057 00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:41,767 who used Diner's Club who wasn't wearing Depends. 1058 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,670 It's a very hip piece of plastic, Tony. 1059 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,605 Yes, in the year 1927. 1060 00:41:46,638 --> 00:41:48,206 ABBY: Good news and bad news Gibbs. 1061 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,208 Good news is I'm still cute. 1062 00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:51,910 Bad news, the bomb squad 1063 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,211 got a little trigger happy. 1064 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:56,615 They blew up the metal box? 1065 00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:58,584 Do you have any idea what's beyond smithereens? 1066 00:41:58,617 --> 00:41:59,985 Not a clue. 1067 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:01,319 Me, neither. 1068 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:02,854 That's what we've got. 1069 00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:06,057 There's not much I can do. Nope. 1070 00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:07,726 Except put it back together. 1071 00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:09,895 Gibbs, it's in a gajillion pieces. 1072 00:42:09,928 --> 00:42:11,963 That would take months. 1073 00:42:11,997 --> 00:42:14,600 It's the only like we had to that delivery service, Abby. 1074 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,200 Yeah? 1075 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:16,201 Well, you're not the one 1076 00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:18,937 who has to put it back together, Officer David. 1077 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,843 She doesn't like me, does she? 1078 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:26,878 Eh... 1079 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:34,252 ( elevator dings ) 1080 00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:40,659 ( elevator doors shut ) 1081 00:42:40,692 --> 00:42:41,960 Are you going home? 1082 00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:43,829 Not yet. 1083 00:42:43,862 --> 00:42:48,066 I thought I might be able to help you with... that. 1084 00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:51,903 You have a degree in forensic science? 1085 00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:54,640 No. 1086 00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:58,043 But I'm very good at jigsaw puzzles. 1087 00:42:58,076 --> 00:43:00,979 We'll see. 1088 00:43:03,048 --> 00:43:05,784 Captioning sponsored by PARAMOUNT TELEVISION 1089 00:43:05,817 --> 00:43:09,320 and CBS 1090 00:43:09,354 --> 00:43:12,023 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 75445

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