Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:51,080
What do you want?
2
00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,080
I'm going home
3
00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:56,920
Peach Chang
4
00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,200
Please marry me
5
00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,120
Peach Chang, I like you
6
00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,840
Please be my girlfriend
7
00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:03,560
No, wait...
8
00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,880
Please marry me
9
00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,080
Are you crazy?
10
00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,800
Go with me to
a One Direction concert
11
00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,040
Oh ok!
12
00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,120
From now on, I will study hard
13
00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,040
Go to college, get a good job
14
00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,240
We'll have three babies
15
00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,240
the first one will be Bruce Lee
16
00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,280
Second one will be Stan Lee
17
00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,320
Third one will be Brock Lee
18
00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,520
- Thanks for this! Let's go
- Peach!
19
00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000
What does this say?
20
00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,440
Get lost
21
00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,800
Have a nice life, see you never!
22
00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,200
Peach, wait!
23
00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,520
What about our babies...
24
00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,960
Silly Dragon, don't cry
25
00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,320
Kourtney
26
00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,240
Your sisters
27
00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,080
will be like
the five petals of a flower
28
00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,200
surrounding you,
protecting you forever
29
00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,280
So
30
00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,400
don't you ever cry. You got that?
31
00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,960
Pinky promise?
32
00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:46,800
Dragon, don't worry
33
00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:49,760
We won't let girls
bully you ever again
34
00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,400
OK, I'm gonna go get Peach back!
35
00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:57,400
Forget it!
36
00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,360
You still don't get it!
37
00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,960
You will never
have a girlfriend, EVER!
38
00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:18,960
"Kylie"
39
00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,520
Baby Dragon, time to eat
40
00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:24,560
I'm done eating
41
00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:25,840
"EAT"
42
00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:31,960
"Kendall"
43
00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:50,560
"Khloe"
44
00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:51,920
Dragon is at the tracks
45
00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,960
Lower
46
00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,400
I said lower!
47
00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:03,440
"Kim"
48
00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,920
"Kourtney"
49
00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:31,440
"Seven years later"
50
00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,640
Dragon
51
00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:47,800
Where are you?
52
00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:48,720
I'm here
53
00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:50,120
Where?
54
00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:51,600
You really can't see me?
55
00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,480
Cut it out. Show yourself!
56
00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:55,560
You can't see me...
57
00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:59,440
because I'm wearing
my new Invisibility Cloak!
58
00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,160
Invisibility Cloak?
59
00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,120
It's really working!
60
00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,880
Pretty cool huh!
61
00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,640
This is amazing!
You've finally done it
62
00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,720
I've waited 16 years for this
63
00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,200
I've finally
mastered invisibility
64
00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:14,840
There's only one place
I want to go...
65
00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,120
What place?
66
00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,280
To the girls'...
67
00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,520
You waited 16 years
for the girls' locker room?!
68
00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:33,320
I didn't know
it looked like this!
69
00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,280
This is so stupid, let's go!
70
00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,440
Crap!
71
00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,120
What is that?
72
00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,800
Why are boys so stupid?
73
00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,440
I'm going to tell
the dean about this
74
00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,600
Now I feel like somebody
is watching me...
75
00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,640
Maybe IT is watching!
76
00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,960
- What are you saying!
- What!
77
00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,880
This place used to be haunted
78
00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:14,200
No way!
79
00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,680
I'm not kidding!
80
00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,800
Someone once saw
blood gushing out
81
00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,640
from the bottom of the lockers
82
00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,960
Stop it!
83
00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,720
Nobody panic!
84
00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:38,720
Pervert!
85
00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:40,680
This isn't what
86
00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,000
it looks like
87
00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,080
Where are you taking me?
88
00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,560
To where perverts belong
89
00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:59,440
Take me anywhere but here...
90
00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,640
- Dragon
- Kim
91
00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:02,680
What's with the bleeding?
92
00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:03,680
You idiot!
93
00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,040
What did you do?
94
00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,880
I can't believe Kim found out
95
00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,800
I'm doomed
96
00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:17,960
All rise
97
00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,440
Please be seated
98
00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:26,520
Let me introduce
our new classmate
99
00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,000
Please introduce yourself
100
00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:30,960
Hi everyone! My name is Meng Hsu
101
00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,080
I just transferred here
from East High
102
00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,760
I look forward to
getting to know everyone!
103
00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,560
Please, call me Meng
104
00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,080
There's an empty seat
next to Dragon Lee
105
00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,760
Go sit next to him
106
00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,160
We have another new classmate
107
00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:59,000
What's your name?
108
00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,560
Hi everyone! My name is Kenny
109
00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:04,960
FML!
110
00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:06,200
Sneaking into
the girls' locker room
111
00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,360
My house is crowded with girls
112
00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,840
I've already seen it all
113
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,240
And that crazy chick
114
00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,120
Getting me into trouble
on her first day
115
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,600
If Kim tells Kourtney, I'm dead
116
00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,640
Although she is kinda cute
117
00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:17,400
Whatever her name is...
118
00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:18,400
Meng
119
00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,360
No time for romance
120
00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,560
I need to stay alive
121
00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:24,880
Maybe I should run away
122
00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:27,400
Cash out my savings,
leave the country
123
00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,960
What's taking
this red light so long?
124
00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,920
As if I have any money
125
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,240
All my savings are
with my sisters
126
00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,120
Alright, pull yourself together!
127
00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:40,360
I'll ask them to
stop parenting me
128
00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,880
they'll just break my arm
129
00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,480
Let's poo this! I mean...
130
00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:46,920
Let's do this
131
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:50,760
How did I get home so quick...
132
00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,480
Never mind
133
00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,320
I may have overreacted
134
00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,000
I'm gonna be forever alone
135
00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,040
You've gotta set things straight
136
00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:58,720
Right now!
137
00:09:58,800 --> 00:09:59,640
So what if they kill me
138
00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:00,640
Big deal
139
00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,400
I sense a disturbance
in the force
140
00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:23,440
Blood
141
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,680
Kim, what happened to you?
142
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,160
Kendall, wake up!
143
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,280
Are you ok, sis?
144
00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,720
What happened? Get up
145
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,120
What's wrong?
146
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,000
Blood
147
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,280
"Blood Day"
148
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,040
Kylie
149
00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,320
Khloe
150
00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:47,480
Dragon, I'm sorry
151
00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,360
Kourtney said...
152
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:11,200
You're home
153
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,360
Time to make soup
154
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,400
Dragon, hurry up
155
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:22,840
ok
156
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,200
Kourtney's red bean soup
157
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,160
Kim's flu medicine
158
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,280
Khloe's ginger milk
159
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,760
Kylie's hot chocolate
160
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:39,960
and...
161
00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,000
Kendall's ultimate hodgepodge
162
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,440
Bon appetite
163
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,600
Periods are like the flu
164
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,760
so annoying
165
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,200
Lucky Dragon is a good cook,
works like a charm
166
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,520
Dragon is the best!
167
00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:06,000
If only he could stay out
of the girls' locker room
168
00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,120
What did he do?
169
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,600
Nothing!
170
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:27,800
Speak. What did Dragon do?
171
00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:53,920
How many times did I tell you?
172
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,920
Women are the most
complicated creatures
173
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,560
It's not something you can handle
174
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,920
All our effort put
into raising you
175
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,120
spying on you
176
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,360
being your school dean
177
00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,280
and the torturing...
178
00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,400
It's all out of love!
179
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,480
So you don't get hurt by girls
180
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,200
As if I don't get enough from you
181
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,320
Let him talk
182
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:23,040
I've been bullied by you
since I was a kid
183
00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:26,040
What's another girl going to do?
184
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,200
Would you dare have
a crush on them?
185
00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,800
Crush?
186
00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,800
Don't forget the last time
187
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,400
you had a crush on a girl
188
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,440
If that happens again,
you're on your own
189
00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:41,200
Fine then! Big deal!
190
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,120
I'll get a girlfriend
191
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,440
so you can get off my back
192
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,120
As if this was up to you
193
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,800
She must pass
our evaluation first
194
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,080
Evaluation?
195
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,440
Yep
196
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,680
If she wants to be
part of the family
197
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,360
She must have my
198
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,000
sense of compassion
199
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,280
Kim's elegance
200
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,120
Kylie's diligence
201
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,960
Kendall's thoughfulness
202
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,640
and Khloe's...
203
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,360
Khloe's...
204
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,240
hair texture
205
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,480
She must have
all of these qualities
206
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,080
to qualify as your
207
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,200
GIRLFRIEND
208
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,720
That's too difficult
209
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,760
I'll show you how it's done
210
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,600
Young stud available!
211
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,120
Sexy hunk, aged 16 years,
now on sale!
212
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,320
Come check me out!
213
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:58,640
Girls only! Girls only!
214
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,280
Hey girl
215
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:01,720
Netflix and chill, maybe?
216
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,120
You're insane
217
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,200
Aged 16 years, cherry unpopped!
218
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,640
What are you doing?
219
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,560
Get off me!
220
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,480
Listen, man
221
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,040
I've been investigating
222
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,280
That girl from yesterday
223
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,880
That's Meng Hsu from East High
224
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,360
I know
225
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,200
There's more!
226
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,080
Look
227
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,160
This girl, she's been
to many schools
228
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,880
famous for being helpful
229
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:27,600
She's like the girl version
of Good Guy Greg
230
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:31,040
She'll do you favors
you don't need
231
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,760
What else can I do for you?
232
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,120
No, thank you!
233
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,920
That's more than enough.
No more favors!
234
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,520
Do you promise to get along now?
235
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,640
Yes!
236
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,480
Please stop asking!
237
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,080
We're getting along too well!
238
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,160
For real?
239
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,800
See for yourself
240
00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,520
I got it back for you!
241
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,840
You're so kinky!
242
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,880
Come get me, kinky boy!
243
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,440
Hey perv, come get me!
244
00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,880
Come get me, perv...
245
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,800
Run! Save yourself!
246
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,000
- What?
- WHAT?
247
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:34,800
Why are you copying me?
248
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,400
I'm not copying you,
you're copying me!
249
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,080
I'm not copying you!
250
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,080
Alright, that's it!
251
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,960
Get my baseball bat?
Stay right there!
252
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,240
My baseball bat!
253
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,120
Today's your lucky day
254
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,080
If I had my bat...
255
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,640
Thank you
256
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,680
You see?
257
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,520
If she was my girlfriend
258
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,360
my sisters won't bully me anymore
259
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,240
But she thinks you're a pervert
260
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,280
How will you turn that around?
261
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,040
Easy! In our next class
at the zoo
262
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,520
put in a good word for me
263
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,400
and get me a bear!
264
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,000
A bear?
265
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,080
He's hopeless
266
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,960
Who's hopeless?
267
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,000
Just look at him
268
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,280
Does he look
269
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,600
normal to you?
270
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,680
No
271
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,360
I didn't think so
272
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,920
If things don't change
273
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,440
his 5 sisters are
274
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,680
going to drive him crazy
275
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,360
5 sisters?
276
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,160
Dragon grew up
without his parents
277
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,360
his 5 sisters raised him
278
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,680
so they're basically like
279
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,960
his 5 mothers
280
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,200
Isn't that a good thing?
281
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,920
But a mother would never
rob your organs!
282
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,240
Rob his organs?
283
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,520
That little punk,
finally useful for once
284
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,760
If this is his sisters
285
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,920
This one would be Dragon
286
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,640
I don't get it
287
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,000
Ok so like, his oldest sister
288
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,200
she was born with a bad kidney
289
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,480
One is cut off already
290
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,520
about to lose the second one
291
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,560
Dragon has two brand new,
fresh kidneys
292
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,880
And his second sister
293
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,400
lungs crushed by
her gigantic boobs
294
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,520
Dragon happens to have 3 lungs
295
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,560
His third sister
296
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,800
is nearsighted
297
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,280
his fifth sister is farsighted
298
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,840
They're both after his cornea!
299
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,360
What about the fourth?
300
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,840
The fourth sister?
301
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,880
She wants to be a man!
302
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,680
Oh my God!
303
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:53,000
Dragon is like his sisters'
backup organs
304
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,560
They want to drive him
mentally insane
305
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,520
So they can split him open
306
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,320
What's taking him so long?
307
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,400
Kiss ass
308
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,560
That's brutal! It's sadistic!
309
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,640
- Exactly...
- Let me go talk to his sisters
310
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,480
No!
311
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,920
You can't talk sense
into his sisters
312
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,480
You can only change
their mind, with love
313
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,760
Love?
314
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,600
They're girls, after all
315
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,480
They promised Dragon
if he gets a girlfriend
316
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,880
they'll let him live
317
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,520
Set him free, once and for all
318
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,720
Love will set him free?
319
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,960
That's right
320
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,920
You gotta try it
321
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,720
You want me to be his girlfriend?
322
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,720
For the sake of his organs
323
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,640
You gotta do this for him
324
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,080
No, I can't.
I have no experience with love
325
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,280
Go talk to him and
you'll get experience
326
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:57,000
There's gotta be another way
327
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,680
Where did he go?
328
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,680
Time to do your thing...
329
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,320
Help!
330
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,640
A bear has escaped
331
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,200
A bear is coming this way
332
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,880
A bear is coming, run!
333
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,920
Run! A bear just escaped
334
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,840
Finally, my time to shine
335
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,480
Fear not! Follow me!
336
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,560
What about the bear?
337
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,320
Fear not! Stay behind me!
338
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,360
All of you, stay behind me!
339
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,280
Everyone
340
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,000
Captain Dragon to the rescue!
341
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,040
Everyone stay calm
342
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:21,880
Stay calm!
343
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,800
Everyone get behind
344
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,960
He's really lost it
345
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,120
Help! Wild bear on the loose!
346
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,880
So scary, much afraid!
347
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,200
OMG, so scary!
348
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,760
The bear is running loose
349
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,040
Doin' me a big frighten
350
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,000
- Be careful!
- Dragon
351
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,240
Are you alright?
352
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,760
Meng
353
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,120
You're awake
354
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,000
Don't get up yet
355
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,760
You've been here the whole time
356
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,240
The nurse said
you hit your head pretty hard
357
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,920
You were almost clinically stupid
358
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,200
Too bad it didn't hurt
your kidneys or lungs
359
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,600
so your sisters would
leave you alone
360
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,760
Yee told me everything
361
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,120
Yee...what did he tell you?
362
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,760
That if you
don't get a girlfriend
363
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,000
your sisters will
take your organs
364
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,720
He told me everything
365
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,840
What organs?!
366
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,600
Dragon!
367
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,280
- Dragon
- Kylie
368
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,360
I heard you were
chased by a panda
369
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,240
trapped by a hippo
370
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,560
trampled by an elephant
371
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,800
Are you ok?
372
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,680
Arms? Legs?
373
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,760
Dragon birthmark?
374
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:50,800
What the!
375
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:53,880
Dragon Lee!
376
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,200
What are you doing!
377
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,200
I heard you were
raped by a gorilla
378
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,800
beat up by a lion,
bit by a crocodile
379
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,680
Arms? Legs?
380
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,080
Dragon birthmark?
381
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,640
it's gone...
382
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,920
It's not gone!
383
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,280
You must be infected
384
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,560
Hold him still
385
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,480
- I'll zap it out of him
- OK
386
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,920
"Keep Quiet in the Hallway"
387
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,040
Don't move!
388
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,560
Wait
389
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,880
Who the heck are you?
390
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
Let him go!
391
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,960
Time is running out
392
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,720
Hold him still
393
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,720
Don't touch him!
394
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:45,560
Who the heck...
395
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,800
I'm Dragon's...
396
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,520
GIRLFRIEND!
397
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,440
Dragon, do you really
have a girlfriend?
398
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,240
Is she really your girlfriend?
399
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,920
You're losing
400
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,880
- Hurry up!
- Die!
401
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,960
Dragon, did you really
get a girlfriend?
402
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,440
Pwned!
403
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,200
K.O.
404
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,480
I heard you got a girlfriend?
405
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,760
I heard you got a girlfriend?
406
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,880
A loser who's been
single for 16 years
407
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,720
How did he get
a girlfriend in a day?
408
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,520
Cut the crap
409
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,440
Kourtney said
if I get a girlfriend,
410
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,360
she'll set me free
411
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,200
Kourtney said
she has to qualify first
412
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,400
To make sure your love is true
413
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,200
We're love at first sight
414
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,360
Of course it's true!
415
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,360
Put me down!
416
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,640
Keep an eye on him
417
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,680
If he's lying
418
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,360
I'll put him in a wheelchair
419
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,480
Wheelchair
420
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,120
Meng
421
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,240
- Morning!
- Morning
422
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,280
Popsicles for breakfast?
423
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:13,440
Yeah
424
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,880
Go to school in a wheelchair
425
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,880
Meng, so you're
my girlfriend now?
426
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,040
Yep
427
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,400
So we're like a thing now?
428
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,680
Yes
429
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,680
Do you know what love means?
430
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,400
No! I mean
431
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,480
maybe we should h-h-hold...
432
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,840
Hold a meeting and
discuss the details?
433
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,520
Don't worry, you're safe with me
434
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,400
What about c-c-cuddling...
435
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,920
I don't know who Cuddeling is
436
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,520
Don't worry.
This is not your fault
437
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,960
At least we can k-k-kiss...
438
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,280
Kiss your misery goodbye!
439
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,160
Let's go get another popsicle
before class!
440
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,240
Another one?
441
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,120
That idiot, still dumb as usual
442
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,760
He needs a reality check
before he gets hurt again
443
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,880
Let's show Meng
what she signed up for
444
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,440
idiot!
445
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,080
What are you doing?
446
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,720
I am being shot
447
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,040
in the head
448
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,640
He's already thick enough
449
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,880
What more do you want from him?
450
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,880
How bad do you want his organs?
451
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,920
Organs
452
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,440
What organs?
453
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,440
Whatever!
454
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,600
Give us back Dragon
455
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,400
No
456
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,960
I've vowed to keep him safe
457
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:18,160
Ironman survived a heart injury
458
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,960
Behold as I, Dragon Lee
459
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,080
remove the arrow from my head
460
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,040
Ouch! Never mind!
461
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,920
It looks infected.
Just hold still...
462
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,640
No, please don't!
463
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,880
Time to vote
for the school dance theme
464
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,000
Are you ok?
465
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:52,680
Don't worry about it
466
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,640
Yee gets it all the time
467
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,000
Wanna go see the nurse?
468
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:56,960
No
469
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,160
- See?
- Meng
470
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,600
It's just a toy
471
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,640
Are you free this weekend?
472
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,160
Back off!
You're flirting with my girl
473
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,360
Forgive me,
I'm only following orders
474
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,480
Meng, are you free tonight?
475
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,240
You are?
476
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,200
I am
477
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,400
I've assembled a team
of Abercrombie models
478
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,760
Tall, dark, and handsome
479
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,800
She'll definitely take the bait
480
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,440
Meng, come with me!
481
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,240
Meng!
482
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,760
They're taking
your girlfriend away!
483
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,440
Look over there! Kylie is naked!
484
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,960
Where?!
485
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,640
Follow me
486
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,840
Dumbasses
487
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,640
So much for
the Abercrombie models
488
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,640
Time to use
my Forgetfulness Potion
489
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,640
Forgetfulness Potion?
490
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,560
That's right
491
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,440
Forgetfulness Potion
492
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,520
I've followed the exact
493
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,720
Harry Potter recipe
494
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,880
brewing for months
495
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,000
Even if it doesn't make
her forget
496
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,400
She will lose her sanity
497
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,200
How will you get her to drink it?
498
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:32,600
Who said anything
about drinking it?
499
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,560
Hasn't he had enough?
500
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,440
Who's it!
501
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,520
You can't fool me twice
502
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:09,840
Watch out!
503
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:33,760
Kendall, are you for real?
504
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,040
I'm not done with you!
505
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,240
Please do not blow up the school
506
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,240
At least not the teachers
507
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,920
or students with GPA above 4.0
508
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,280
Nobody hurts my precious Meng
509
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,920
We should be safe here
510
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,520
I'm sorry, my sisters are crazy
511
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,440
I don't mind. I think it's fun!
512
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,080
You call that fun?
513
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,200
We're kind of the same
514
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,200
I also grew up without my parents
515
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,360
After they passed away,
my uncle took me in
516
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,880
I have to move wherever
his job takes him
517
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,000
How many times have you moved?
518
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,680
13
519
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,960
in a year
520
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,680
I barely have enough time
521
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,880
to make new friends
522
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,600
or maybe I was trying too hard
523
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,200
I always make a fool of myself
524
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,560
Meng
525
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,120
I haven't had this much fun
in a long time
526
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,520
- Actually
- So I completely understand
527
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,560
what you're going through
528
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,800
I will never let them
take your organs
529
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,320
I got an "I"
530
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,440
You got an "I"? Great!
531
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,880
I'm still missing an "I"
532
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,280
What can "I" do?
533
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,240
Another "POP"
534
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,680
What does "POP" do?
535
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:51,680
Not telling you!
536
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,120
I'll throw away the "I"
537
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,240
No! Give me "I"
538
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,080
No
539
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,120
Dragon Lee, Give me "I"
540
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,480
-No!
-Give me "I"
541
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,920
Fine, have it
542
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,520
Give it!
543
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,320
We have failed
544
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,760
How hard is it
to threaten a little girl?
545
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,080
I'm already on top of it
546
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,320
World War III is fought online
547
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,640
Control the internet,
control the world
548
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,960
Steve Jobs is known for
549
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,880
dropping out of school
550
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,000
Meng Hsu is the queen
551
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,040
of skipping classes
552
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,280
She's like the
Usain Bolt of runaways
553
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,440
Here's is an actual footage
554
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,080
of her running away
555
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,680
She is also a master of weaponry
556
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,320
Look at her baseball bat
557
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,760
She is Katy Perry's
558
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,000
teenage nightmare
559
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,600
Osama Bin Laden in a mini skirt
560
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,000
Isn't that a little extreme?
561
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,080
It would only be extreme
562
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,480
if this gets to Kourtney
563
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:57,000
Now, time to make this viral
564
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,600
What happened?
565
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,720
What are you doing?
566
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,720
Nobody hurts my precious Meng
567
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,160
We have failed
568
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,720
Even Khloe has failed
569
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,880
Looks like we have to settle this
570
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,480
on the battle ground of Oleempics
571
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,560
If you want to date Dragon,
you'd have to defeat us
572
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,080
You have to win
573
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,280
to qualify as his girlfriend
574
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,520
So if I win
575
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,440
you will leave his organs alone?
576
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,000
Organs again?
577
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:31,960
What's she talking about?
578
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,960
Nothing! Challenge accepted
579
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,760
Kim is the worst, don't mind her
580
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,520
she does this every time
581
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,600
she wants to embarrass me
582
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,440
Look at her
583
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:45,800
She made those medals already
584
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,080
What a biyatch!
585
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,640
What do we do?
586
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,600
Don't worry,
the referee is on our side
587
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,720
the fifth Oleempics
will now begin
588
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,200
Both parties please
approach the bench
589
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,920
Begin!
590
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,120
What are we competing on?
591
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,200
Kim wins!
592
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:19,960
The winner is
593
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,640
- Hold on!
- Why?
594
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,960
It's a staring contest
595
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,560
Whoever blinks first loses
596
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,200
Staring contest?! WTF
597
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:31,080
I got no more room for these
598
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,200
That doesn't count!
599
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,160
Objection!
600
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,160
What a sore loser
601
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,760
Let's call the first round a tie
602
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,440
Next, you'll compete with me,
Kendall and Kylie
603
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,040
"Tie"
604
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,960
Nobody hurts my precious Meng
605
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,760
What we've all been waiting for
606
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,280
Introducing the faculty team!
607
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,840
and now Meng's team!
608
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,240
Obviously it's a swimming race
609
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,040
Whoever reaches
the finish line wins
610
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,640
Define "finish line"
611
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,960
Obviously it's at the other end
612
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,240
You mean here?
613
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,200
Yes
614
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,120
This line?
615
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,640
Yes
616
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,440
This line? Or this line?
617
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,040
Cut the crap
618
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,520
I'm sure everyone's had enough
619
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,880
Everyone on their marks
620
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,560
Get set
621
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:25,800
Go Meng!
622
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,960
We won! Blow the whistle
623
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,520
This is a fishing competition
624
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,840
What fish?
625
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,360
What about the finish line?
626
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,400
Get the fish,
get to the finish line
627
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,600
Kim caught five fish
628
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,960
Kylie has two
629
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,320
Kendall has three
630
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,200
Meng has zero
631
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,640
Kim wins, game over!
632
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,160
"Win; Lose"
633
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,800
What the heck?!
634
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,200
Dragon, I'm sorry
635
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,520
This is insane, no way!
636
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,920
What's going on here?
637
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,840
Kourtney
638
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,120
So, you're Meng
639
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,960
My name is Meng Hsu
640
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,720
I'm Dragon's oldest sister
641
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,120
Let's go again, what do you say?
642
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,040
We already won
643
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,640
We don't want
to be called cheaters
644
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,320
No gimmicks this time
645
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,880
If you win, you can date Dragon
646
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,000
What are we competing on?
647
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,920
Shot put. Pretty straightforward!
648
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,440
Whoever throws the furthest, wins
649
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,120
OK
650
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,120
Are we really putting
Meng through this?
651
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,520
Of course!
I'm this close to freedom
652
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,800
What if Meng gets hurt?
653
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,800
How bad can it be?
654
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,800
Did you see that?!
655
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,440
They're throwing balls,
not humans
656
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,240
That human is your girlfriend
657
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,080
So what?
658
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,880
I'll get another one after
659
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,720
Dude, that's cold. I'm out!
660
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,280
Big deal...
661
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,240
Meng, are you thirsty?
662
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,760
Maybe a popsicle?
663
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,880
I will not let you down
664
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,960
First up is Meng, on your mark
665
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,920
You got this, Meng!
666
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,920
15 meters
667
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,360
15 meters!
668
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,800
Meng, you're the best!
669
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,600
Meng, you're the best!
670
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,120
Go Meng!
671
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,520
You go, Meng!
672
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,400
Next up is Kourtney, on your mark
673
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,720
Go Kourtney!
674
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,400
Wait, put down the ball!
675
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,480
Meng, stop it
676
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,640
What is she up to?
677
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:14,800
Yeah
678
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,560
What's she doing?
679
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,400
Go away!
680
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,680
Friends don't let friends
commit suicide
681
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,920
Give me the ball!
682
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,280
What does Dragon see in you?
683
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,280
What are you doing?!
684
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:34,840
I'm sorry!
685
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,400
Meng
686
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,120
Are you hurt?
687
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,560
You're bleeding,
let's go to the nurse
688
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,320
Kourtney, are you ok?
689
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,360
Kourtney
690
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,920
How did a bomb get in here?
691
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,600
The last attack,
692
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:43,680
the power outage all
693
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,040
by the same terrorist
694
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,760
Explosives are against the rules
695
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,080
the winner of
696
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,360
the fifth Oleempics is...
697
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,640
Dragon Lee
698
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,760
You're free
699
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,640
Treat her well
700
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:12,720
Kourtney
701
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,480
Just like that?
702
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:22,080
Let's go. Looks like
we're cooking tonight
703
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,480
So I don't need to cook dinner?
704
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,240
We still need snacks!
705
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,800
I don't need to make dinner
706
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:30,840
I don't need to make dinner!
707
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,320
Thank you Jesus!
Thank you Buddha!
708
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,640
I don't need to make dinner!
709
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,320
This is all your fault
710
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,080
Take that!
711
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,440
Free! I'm free! I'm finally free!
712
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,560
Free from my sisters!
713
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,640
We don't need
to pretend anymore...
714
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,880
Let's celebrate tomorrow!
715
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,320
Celebrate?
716
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,320
A date?
717
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,640
Dragon
718
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,000
This is for you
719
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:24,040
Thank you
720
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,240
Where are we going?
721
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,200
You have 5 sisters
722
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,840
I have a lot of brothers, too
723
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:29,880
Brothers?
724
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,760
I'm going to nom nom nom you all!
725
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,600
Give me back my brother!
726
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,320
I visit this retirement home
every month
727
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,960
I read them stories
728
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,480
In a way,
I'm like their little sister
729
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,920
So this is a date, huh?
730
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,400
What did you expect?
731
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,000
So what is this exactly?
732
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,560
Not telling!
733
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,080
It's a "SO"
734
00:51:58,960 --> 00:51:59,960
I got it!
735
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,840
I sprained my ankle, I can't walk
736
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,320
I'll carry you
737
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,760
Are you ok?
738
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,000
- How's your ankle?
- It's broken
739
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,680
Really?
740
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,680
Let me
741
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,480
wrap it for you
742
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,480
You're really good at this
743
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,200
My mom was a volunteer nurse
744
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,280
I learned from her
745
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,240
What happened to your mom?
746
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,200
She was a volunteer in Africa
747
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,440
to take care of refugees
748
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:04,080
One time she tripped and
injured her head
749
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,880
and lost a lot of blood
750
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,400
But the local hospital
was short on blood supply
751
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,800
She couldn't get treated in time
752
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,480
so she passed away
753
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,600
So she passed away in Africa?
754
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,520
Yeah
755
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,120
So I followed her footsteps
756
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,680
I try my best to help people
757
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,560
After all these years
758
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,720
I still can't measure up to her
759
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,000
Nonsense!
760
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,960
Your mom must be proud of you
761
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,640
I am proud of you!
762
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,800
Thank you
763
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,920
What about your mom?
764
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,240
What happened to her?
765
00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:56,000
My mom...
766
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,160
Well...
767
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,280
Actually...
768
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,560
I worked so hard on that
769
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,560
It's ok, never mind
770
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:18,600
Are you cold?
771
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,320
No
772
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,760
Are you warm?
773
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,520
Not really
774
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:58,040
Now that your organs are safe
775
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:04,120
you don't need
a girlfriend anymore?
776
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,120
I guess so
777
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,600
No!
778
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,280
No what?
779
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:17,440
My sisters are sneaky
780
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,800
They're probably
still watching us
781
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,240
to make sure we're together
782
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,000
What should we do?
783
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,360
Stay with me a little longer
784
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:40,120
Just a little longer
785
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,040
You're awake
786
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,320
Let me help you freshen up
787
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,840
Who freshens up like this?
788
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:38,640
Oh you're on!
789
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,720
Let's freshen you up
790
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:42,440
You got something
791
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,680
- on your face
- Where?
792
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,080
Here!
793
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,160
Look, a shark!
794
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,280
I sprained my ankle again
795
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,560
- My ankle!
- Are you ok?
796
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,920
Just kidding!
797
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,200
Dragon
798
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,440
Stay where you are
799
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,240
Look, a shooting star!
800
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,120
That's just the sun
801
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:07,320
Look, UFO
802
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,080
Yeah right!
803
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,040
UFO would never choose you
804
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,320
Not true. Aliens love me
805
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,360
Nobody loves stinky feet
806
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,600
My feet don't stink
807
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,800
You're a big stink!
808
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,200
You
809
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,480
You look really pretty today
810
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,200
Meng
811
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,600
To be honest
812
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:03,920
I've been wanting...
813
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:09,840
My parents aren't dead
814
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,040
My sisters don't want my organs
815
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,880
This is just a trick
816
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,000
because I know you would care
817
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,200
You should leave me
818
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,720
Me, too
819
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,120
I have a crush on you, too!
820
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,920
"Trick or treat"
821
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,760
is the theme
of the school dance
822
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,320
We've been assigned to decoration
823
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,120
Congratulations to Dragon Lee
824
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,200
chosen to be
Manager of Everything
825
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,520
That's way too many votes
826
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:15,720
Who wants to help him?
827
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,720
- I will
- Wait...
828
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,800
The job is yours!
829
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,960
Manager of Everything?!
830
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,680
Why did you say yes?
831
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,000
Relax!
832
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,840
It'll be fun to do together
833
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,720
- Really?
- Dragon
834
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,120
Dragon
835
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,080
Let's eat lunch!
836
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,960
Why are you still here?
837
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,320
But I cooked too much
838
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,120
I thought we could share
839
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,360
Please be more careful
840
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,480
I'm not hungry,
I'm having popsicles
841
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:50,600
Let's go
842
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:56,880
You go eat with her
843
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,160
I'm gonna go check on the venue
844
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,600
Ok, lets go do that
845
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,200
I can go by myself
846
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,680
You go eat
847
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,480
Fine
848
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,360
Hey sis! I'm hungry now
849
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,520
Check this out
850
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:17,160
I accidentally cooked
your favorite steak
851
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:25,520
Hello?
852
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,920
Uncle
853
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,080
Dig in!
854
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,240
You cooked so much!
855
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,200
I also cooked this...
856
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,120
Kylie, Kylie!
857
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:14,120
Don't scare me, Kylie!
858
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:15,680
Wake up, please! Kylie!
859
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,080
Get up!
860
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,080
Wake up!
861
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,600
She's not breathing,
she needs CPR
862
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,800
I know CPR, I'll do it
863
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,800
Shut up!
864
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:33,640
Kylie
865
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,080
Kylie!
866
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:48,760
Dragon, I'm sorry about lunch
867
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,600
I only care about you
868
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:54,960
Kylie!
869
01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,280
Guys!
870
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,960
Dragon saved my life
871
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,960
You've finally grown up
872
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,560
When mom and dad gets back
873
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,240
I'll tell them about this
874
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,200
Mom and dad?
875
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:38,320
Hold on!
876
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,520
Collect "I LOVE POP
SO MUCH" and win
877
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,240
a trip to Africa
878
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:20,920
Meng
879
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,520
Thank you
880
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:29,960
Meng
881
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:36,560
Go Meng
882
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,120
"LOVE"
883
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,320
The house is leaking
884
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:45,520
Where's Dragon?
Why isn't he helping?
885
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:48,920
That idiot, he's "leaking", too
886
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,640
Why is he so emo?
887
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,360
What an idiot
888
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:05,800
Dragon Lee
889
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:17,960
It burns!
890
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,320
And so he speaks
891
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:33,040
Mom and dad wrote us postcards
892
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:35,440
Dad finished traveling the world
893
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,720
and he's going again
894
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:43,280
This is mom's new boyfriend
895
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:47,440
Maybe you'll have
a new brother soon
896
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,920
After their divorce
897
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:02,360
they lived different lives
898
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,480
It was up to me
899
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,640
to take care of all of you
900
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:14,280
I was mad at them
901
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,560
but this isn't your fault
902
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:23,400
I wanted to be your father
903
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,360
and your mother at the same time
904
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,560
But I just got back to school
905
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,160
I knew nothing about parenting
906
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:06,720
Do you remember I once said
907
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:12,520
we will be like
the five petals of a flower
908
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:16,000
protecting you forever
909
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:19,960
So you'll never cry again,
you got that?
910
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,680
I was wrong
911
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:36,840
Flowers aren't meant
to be protected
912
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,560
they're meant to blossom
913
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:44,080
They must be set free
914
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:48,480
to plant new roots,
grow and blossom
915
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:03,160
Silly boy, don't cry!
916
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,440
There is serious flooding
917
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:37,200
Dragon Lee
918
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:43,200
It's really serious!
919
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:46,360
It's this bad!
920
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:48,520
Uh oh
921
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:54,280
Dragon has really grown "up"
922
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,960
He's a BIG man
923
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:10,800
Dragon
924
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:31,720
You're up early
925
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:33,640
Yeah
926
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,240
Wanna get breakfast later?
927
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,840
No, I'm busy
928
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:43,720
Busy doing what?
929
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:46,600
Busy going home!
930
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,880
Ok, bye then
931
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:51,840
Bye
932
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,160
Wanna get a popsicle?
933
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,240
No, I need to go
934
01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:59,520
What about Africa?
935
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,040
Africa?
936
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,600
I thought that's what you want
937
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:15,400
One more "LOVE"
938
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:17,040
and we can go together
939
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:27,160
Who said I'm going to Africa?
940
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:29,000
Why would I go there?
941
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:31,800
Then let's not go to Africa
942
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:34,160
Let's go to Jamaica, or Wakanda
943
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,560
Stop
944
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,240
Even if I can't do anything right
945
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:45,120
I don't need you to lie to me
946
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:08,640
After the dance,
I'm going away again
947
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,960
I had a lot of fun with you
948
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:18,360
Thank you for being my friend
949
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:02,240
Stay, or take me with you
950
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:03,520
Who are you?
951
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:05,880
You hurt Meng, I hurt you
952
01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:50,200
Meng, did you see Dragon?
953
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:52,040
I'm down here!
954
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,600
Meng, did you see Dragon?
955
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:57,560
No
956
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,600
What's up with you guys?
957
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:02,480
Nothing
958
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:07,480
Weird...I haven't
seen him all day
959
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:17,560
Dragon, what are you up to?
960
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:19,320
He hasn't picked up all day
961
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:20,280
Kourtney
962
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:21,040
Khloe
963
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:24,240
I tracked his location,
he's on campus
964
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:27,720
I looked everywhere,
I can't find him
965
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,480
Are you having fun?
966
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:46,080
Yeah!
967
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,920
Are you having fun?
968
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,240
Yeah!
969
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,680
Wanna see that again?
970
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,200
Yeah!
971
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:58,360
Wanna see something majestic?
972
01:15:58,440 --> 01:15:59,960
Yeah!
973
01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:25,800
Dragon!
974
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:28,320
Dragon Lee
975
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:38,280
Dragon Lee,
the biggest baby in school
976
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,760
and a womanizer
977
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:43,040
Tonight
978
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:47,920
let us send this useless n00b
979
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,800
all the way to mars
980
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:56,880
He who controls Dragon Lee...
981
01:16:56,960 --> 01:17:01,920
...is me, Kenny
982
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,560
Who?
983
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:09,640
Don't you know me?
984
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,240
No
985
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,600
I won the math competition twice
986
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,520
Nope
987
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,880
Is he from our school?
988
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:20,880
Who are you?
989
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,400
He's the terrorist
I was talking about
990
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:31,880
He's the one that hurt Kylie
991
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:33,760
Kendall
992
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:41,880
Almost forgot that you exist
993
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:44,800
I'm sending you to space
994
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,920
Why are you doing this?
Who are you?
995
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:52,320
You don't know who I am?
996
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:55,560
Nope
997
01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:59,440
I'm Kenny!
I'm here because of you
998
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:01,360
Hi everyone, my name is Meng Hsu
999
01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:05,440
I wanted to get to know you
1000
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:09,760
so I followed you
to 13 different schools
1001
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:17,800
I've been watching you
1002
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:24,400
I protected you
1003
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:31,160
When you were in love,
I wished you the best
1004
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:34,280
When they bullied you,
I avenged you
1005
01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:37,160
And you don't know me?!
1006
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:38,320
Nope!
1007
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:42,120
Are you kidding me?
1008
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,880
I'll make you remember me forever
1009
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:47,520
What are you doing?
1010
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:50,160
It burns!
1011
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:51,280
Dragon!
1012
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:59,800
That missile may be
more than just fireworks
1013
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,840
Dragon
1014
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:02,760
Are you crazy?
1015
01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:04,840
What's that? What did you press?
1016
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,680
Let me go! Ouch it burns!
1017
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,040
Hold on to this
1018
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,960
Hold on tight
1019
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:22,840
Got it
1020
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,120
Hey!
1021
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:26,320
You big wuss
1022
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,040
Psycho, let me go!
1023
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:31,800
Sis, you let go!
1024
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:37,280
Pull!
1025
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:38,680
Dragon
1026
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:45,320
Dragon Lee
1027
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,480
Help! Whoever helps
1028
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,720
I will feed you lunch everyday
1029
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:53,920
I'll do it
1030
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:00,760
Let go!
1031
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:03,440
The whole school will explode
1032
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,640
Can you hack into the missile?
1033
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:08,760
I'm on it!
1034
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:11,880
Can you aim at the ropes?
1035
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,160
Got it!
1036
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,320
Can you hold still?
1037
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:27,640
YES
1038
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:33,720
Now it's a time bomb
1039
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:34,880
Time bomb?
1040
01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:38,240
Get me down! Let me go!
1041
01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:55,040
Meng!
1042
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:56,640
My precious Meng!
1043
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,480
What are you doing?
1044
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:01,560
Saving you! We haven't
held hands, or cuddled
1045
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,760
or k-k-kiss...
1046
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,920
There's no more room up here
1047
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,240
I don't care
1048
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:10,280
Take me with you.
Let's go to Africa together
1049
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:11,840
Africa?
1050
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,880
I'm outta here!
1051
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:21,760
Protect Meng!
1052
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:24,280
Khloe, you got it?
1053
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:25,520
Almost
1054
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,200
Your whole family is crazy
1055
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,840
Disfuse the bomb now!
1056
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:43,280
But...
1057
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:49,880
Let go! It's really gonna blow
1058
01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:50,760
Get down!
1059
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:51,960
We'll go down together
1060
01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:56,760
No!
1061
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,400
Dragon
1062
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:07,400
Meng
1063
01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:12,360
My parents were never dead
1064
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:13,360
My sisters never
wanted my organs,
1065
01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:15,040
it's all a scam
1066
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:16,720
That night under the stars
1067
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,880
I wanted you to stay longer
1068
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:21,360
Now I want you to stay forever
1069
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:26,480
I really like you
1070
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:29,200
To you
1071
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,680
this might be just a joke
1072
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:36,400
But to me, this is love
1073
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:40,920
Crazy, messy, full of regrets
1074
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,120
but I was happy
1075
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,080
Thank you
1076
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:47,960
for being my girlfriend
1077
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,880
even if I'll be forever alone
1078
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,480
I won't regret it
1079
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:58,680
I mean it this time
1080
01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:03,440
Dragon
1081
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:22,120
You look really pretty today
1082
01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:58,400
I'm sorry I haven't visited
1083
01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:02,360
After the dance
1084
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:04,960
The school's a mess
1085
01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:11,280
Uncle has finally settled down
1086
01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:13,560
He promised me to stay here
1087
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:15,600
until I finish college
1088
01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:22,640
I've made friends,
got a part-time job
1089
01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:26,120
I'm studying really hard.
Everything's on track
1090
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:35,160
So, yep...
1091
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:41,320
Forgot to introduce,
1092
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,240
this is my boyfriend
1093
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:44,440
Mom!
1094
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:46,200
Don't yell!
1095
01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:48,880
We finally won 2 plane tickets
1096
01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,120
we'll be flying to Africa soon
1097
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:52,800
Until next time, bye!
1098
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:54,120
Bye mom!
1099
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:57,800
Your mom isn't dead!
1100
01:25:58,200 --> 01:25:59,960
We're going to Africa
1101
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:02,280
That's ok, you guys go without me
1102
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,800
Come on! We only need
two more "LOVE"
1103
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:05,680
and we go as a family
1104
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,160
Let's go and get that...
1105
01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:10,040
LOVE!
1106
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,640
Will you ever let me go?
1107
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:17,880
With my 5 sisters
1108
01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:21,640
I'm gonna be forever alone!
1109
01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:57,560
Are you alright?
1110
01:31:57,800 --> 01:31:59,240
You ok?
1111
01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:05,760
If you're watching this,
it means you have great patience
1112
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:09,240
Take out the trash
when you exit the theatre
1113
01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:10,280
Don't forget to go potty!
1114
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:11,320
XOXO
63832
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof