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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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You know, it's important to have
the support of the community
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when you first move
to this country.
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Yes. I am so thankful for it.
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Then you should be very careful.
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Regarding?
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I know you are...
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gay.
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Don't worry.
I will not tell anyone.
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I would appreciate that.
Mm-hmm.
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You heard about Morenike?
I did.
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She just did not seem
like that kind of girl.
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Well, you really can't tell
that kind of thing by looking.
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Although my mom thinks she can.
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It just hurts to be rejected
over something I cannot control.
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I think that's better.
It's not you.
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If she's gay, she's gay.
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She's gay?
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We just need
to warn Morenike
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that her secret
may be getting out.
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Mm-hmm. Because of Bob.
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Do we have to mention
the Bob part?
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Did you have to
mention the gay part?
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Fair.
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Be gone, servant of Satan!
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That can't be good.
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There they are.
Welcome to Dave's Coney,
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the crown jewel
of Detroit.
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I thought you were taking us to
the best restaurant in the city.
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It is.
This is a hot dog stand.
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I know.
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Across from a Jiffy Lube.
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Yeah.
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Dave's has been
here for 80 years.
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Dave smells like it.
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Be nice, Kemi.
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Thank you, Bob.
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I look forward to eating
80-year-old hot dogs.
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Trust me, it's a
once-in-a-lifetime experience.
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No, I've had food
poisoning before.
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I, too, once thought this
place was disgusting.
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Yeah, but then you gave
that greasy underdog a chance
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and fell in love.
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Sound familiar?
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Ugh.
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And I thought the hot dog
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would be the thing
to make me vomit.
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We are in your hands, Bob.
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Tell us what to dip
where and when.
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Smart move.
You're about to see chili used
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in ways you never
thought possible.
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Next customer, please.
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Uh...
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Morenike?
Oh.
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Hello, everyone.
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What are you doing here?
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Working.
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In this den of salmonella?
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I needed a job.
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I thought you were
in school full-time.
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I am.
Well, when do you sleep?
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Like the sign says,
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when the chili
runs out.
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So this is why you have been
nodding off in church.
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I assumed you were out burning
the midnight lesbian oil.
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You should be focusing
on your studies.
Does this job even pay well?
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You should still be
focusing on your studies.
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Guys, guys, come on.
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Maybe she's in it
for the free hot dogs.
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I am not, Bob.
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Okay.
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But I have no choice.
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Once my parents heard
about my situation,
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they disowned me.
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Oh, no.
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Is there anything
I can do?
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You have done enough already.
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Now do you wish you had
taken us to a steakhouse?
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Morenike's family
Photoshopped her
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out of every picture
on Facebook.
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Even her graduation photo.
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Her parents are just hugging
a certificate.
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That's cold.
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But very professional.
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I know who to call
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when I declare
one of my children dead to me.
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So, what's gonna happen
to Morenike?
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Without
her parents' money,
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she will have no choice
but to return home to Nigeria.
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Where they can control her life
and force her to marry a man.
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That's awful.
Mm-hmm.
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I know how she feels.
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When I refused to go back
to Nigeria with Tayo,
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everybody turned
their back on me.
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Everybody?
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Didn't your aunt and uncle
give you a place to live?
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I had to beat out 12 other
applicants for that room.
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Well, what about me?
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What about you?
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I supported you after Tayo left.
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You told me I was making
the biggest mistake of my life.
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I was supporting you
with honesty.
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You shouted, "Get off my couch
and go home to your husband."
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I was testing your conviction.
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You refused to be seen
with me in public.
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I was testing my conviction.
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Here. Go grab
lunch from Dave's.
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200 bucks' worth of chili dogs.
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Oh, no, are you
getting divorced again?
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It's not for me. Buy us lunch.
Put the rest in the tip jar.
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You should throw in
your watch.
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You ruined that
little gay girl's life.
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Starting to feel
like a drug deal.
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I assume.
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Morenike will think
you are doing this
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just to relieve your guilt.
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That's exactly why
I'm doing this.
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She's a Nigerian.
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Her pride will not allow her
to take your money.
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Oh, BS.
Everybody's got a number.
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300,000.
What?
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That's my price.
For what?
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You got the cash, you tell me.
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Years ago, after I lost
my professorship
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and then my home,
an old colleague offered
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to let me stay
at his house for free.
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Oh, that was nice.
It was.
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But I could not accept.
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My pride would not let me.
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That is why I admire you,
cousin.
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Then you admire a fool.
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He had a Jacuzzi
and two eligible daughters.
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I was single,
and they were ready to mingle.
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And by "mingle," I mean...
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Yeah, we got it.
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So there's just no way
I can help her?
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I'm afraid not.
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Morenike will want to resolve
this problem on her own.
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I prefer the American way.
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You ruin somebody's life,
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the lawyers figure out
an amount to pay them off,
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and nobody ever talks
about it again.
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You mean like
that UPS guy you hit?
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Nobody ever talks
about it again.
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What are you doing?
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Just helping
our forgetful friend.
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"Kemi got me my first job here."
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Mm-hmm.
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"Kemi braided my hair
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and gave me my signature look."
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I did.
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"Kemi told me
to marry Bob.
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She's the reason I am
a happy trophy wife"?
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Look, If Abishola will not
give me any credit,
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then I will have to
take it by force.
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You know how
prideful she is.
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She just wants to believe
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she pulled herself up
by her bootstraps.
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I bought her the boots!
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Boots.
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You remember when Abishola
first came to this hospital?
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Of course.
She was pathetic.
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She was doing the
wrong paperwork,
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mixing up all the
old white patients.
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That's why you
give them nicknames:
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Toothless, Big Ears,
Spits When He Talks.
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The point is,
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we both saw a young girl
who looked like us,
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and we wanted her to succeed.
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We helped Abishola because
we were her support system,
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not because we
wanted credit.
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No, I always wanted credit.
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Give me this.
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What are you doing?
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Writing down all the times
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I saved your ass
from getting fired.
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"Naked with Andrew
in the deep freezer."
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"Fistfight with janitor."
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"Naked with janitor."
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I didn't know
you knew about that.
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Oh, I knew, and erased
the security camera footage.
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Wish I could erase it
from my memory.
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Well, unlike some people,
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I can show my gratitude,
so thank you, Gloria.
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You're welcome.
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You have looked out for me
like a much,
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much, much older sister.
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Please. You're just
one hot flash behind me.
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E karo, Auntie. E karo, Uncle.
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E karo, Morenike.
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It is a wonderful day, isn't it?
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As beautiful as a rainbow.
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You got new mugs.
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We did.
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The rainbow is a symbol
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of people who are like you.
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You do not have to whisper,
Uncle.
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And in time, I will not.
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Thank you.
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It is a small
way to show
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we are proud of you.
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A small, private way
that we will hide
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if anyone from church
comes to visit.
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You are so good to me.
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Which is why I'm ashamed to say
I cannot make rent.
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Oh, do not worry.
We can give you a few days.
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But a few more days
will not help.
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I cannot afford to pay
for school and live here.
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What will you do?
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I have options.
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I found an experimental
drug trial
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that lets you sleep in the lab
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while they study the effects
on your brain.
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You will not be
anyone's guinea pig.
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You belong here with us.
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We will pause your rent.
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The last thing I want is to be
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a burden to those
who have stood by me.
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What if we call it a loan?
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That would help.
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And to make you feel
more comfortable,
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we can require you to sign
a binding contract.
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I would like that.
Of course. You are family.
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I do not know what
I would do without you.
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Do not worry.
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We offer a competitive,
adjustable-rate loan
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with no prepayment penalty.
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Abishola.
Yes?
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I have decided we need
to put our differences aside
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and focus on the greater good.
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What differences?
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I will also put the fact
that you are unaware
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that we had differences aside.
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Morenike needs our help.
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I agree.
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And who best to assist her
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than two flourishing
Nigerian women?
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"Flourishing." I like that.
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I thought it summed us up
quite well.
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We should get her a job
at the hospital.
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Yes. She cannot spend her nights
peddling salty wieners.
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I'll ask around and see
which floors need a nurse tech.
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Or I could just give her
a job in the cafeteria.
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How will moving from one greasy
place to another help her?
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My kitchen is not greasy.
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Kemi.
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My kitchen is not as greasy.
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We need to do what is best
for Morenike.
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And what does that mean?
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A job in a kitchen
does not set her up
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for success in her career.
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Oh, really?
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Because I seem to remember
a certain somebody
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who got their start
in my kitchen.
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And not on dish duty.
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I let you run the waffle maker.
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I only worked there
for a few months.
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It was a year, and it put
money in your pocket
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when you had nothing.
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Your nose is turned up so far,
261
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,849
you have forgotten who got you
where you are.
262
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:23,183
You?
263
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,885
Yes!
264
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,787
Let me refresh your memory, eh?
265
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,223
I let you stay on my couch
when your husband left.
266
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,993
I lent you money for textbooks.
267
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,229
I told you when the hospital
was hiring nurses.
268
00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,031
And I got the job.
269
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,600
I studied for years
to be qualified.
270
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:41,869
I did all
the hard work,
271
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,971
and you cannot
take credit for that.
272
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,572
I do not want all of the credit.
273
00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:47,941
It would just be nice if you
would acknowledge a single one
274
00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:52,112
of the many, many things
I have done for you!
275
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,216
This is nonsense.
276
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,318
I gave birth to Dele myself.
277
00:11:58,351 --> 00:11:59,953
Yes, but I prayed for a boy!
278
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,199
Oh, hey.
Hello.
279
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,867
What are you doing here?
280
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,436
Uh, it's been a while
since I checked on Mom.
281
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,638
I've been so busy
with the new job.
282
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,507
Oh. I'm sure she understands.
283
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,942
Yeah, she doesn't.
284
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,684
Sorry, it's been a day.
285
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:34,054
I've also had a day.
286
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,322
Oh, do tell.
287
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,523
It's nothing.
288
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,158
I don't want to bother you
with it.
289
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,894
Why not? I'm always boring you
with my problems.
290
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,363
That is true.
291
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,032
So come on,
have a drink
292
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,434
and tell me
all about it.
293
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,572
Did Kemi spend hours at
the immigration office
294
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,374
after my visa expired?
295
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,709
Did Kemi get a
nursing degree
296
00:12:56,743 --> 00:13:00,680
despite having to deal
with racist professors?
297
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,749
Well, I don't know
Kemi's journey,
298
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,751
but I'm gonna say no.
299
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,853
Correct.
300
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,622
Okay, you know
what I'm hearing?
301
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,624
Hmm?
You need a reset.
302
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,260
A reset?
Mm-hmm.
303
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,295
I've got a place in Arizona.
304
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:18,765
In the morning, you have therapy
and you empty your mind.
305
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,935
And then in the afternoon,
you have a coffee enema
306
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,471
and you empty your colon.
307
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,307
I-I don't... I don't think
the answer is in my colon.
308
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,477
Oh?
I will still be in debt
from nursing school.
309
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,113
Mm.
And will add more
for medical school.
310
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,615
Mine and Dele's.
Oh.
311
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,317
I didn't realize that.
312
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:41,088
And I still worry if I am
raising Dele the right way.
313
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,290
Is he American enough?
Oh.
314
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,359
Is he Nigerian enough?
Mm-hmm.
315
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,728
Am I Nigerian enough?
316
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,198
I want to say yes,
317
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,733
but I don't think it's my place.
318
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,469
Correct again!
Ah!
319
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,573
Next customer.
320
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,942
Bob.
321
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,143
Wonderful to see you.
322
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,477
I will get your back medicine.
323
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,479
Actually, I'm here
for something else.
324
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,381
Your mother's
anxiety medication?
325
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:11,318
No.
Your sister's
anxiety medication?
326
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,121
Boy, we are a family
of pill poppers.
327
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,723
We are a country
of pill poppers.
328
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,791
Go, Big Pharma.
329
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,694
Right.
330
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,964
Listen, I was hoping
you could help me out.
331
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,532
Anything for you, Bob.
332
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:27,434
I'm trying to get a job
333
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,636
for a promising
young pharmacist.
334
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,504
Oh, no, not that, Bob.
335
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,042
Come on, Chuey.
You know Morenike's good.
336
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,244
She's a hard worker,
super smart,
337
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,379
top of her class
in pharmacy school.
338
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,114
I have no doubt
that she is qualified.
339
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:42,549
Then what's the problem?
340
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,052
In my culture,
it is not acceptable
341
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,521
to be associated
with someone like her.
342
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,758
I get it.
When I was in high school,
343
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,693
we had a gay guy
on our wrestling team.
344
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,595
Made me uncomfortable
'cause we all had to change
345
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,097
in the same locker room.
346
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,131
What did you do?
347
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:01,234
Well, I was a jerk
for a long time,
348
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,670
and then one day,
I talked to him.
349
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,039
Naked in the locker room?
350
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,408
No. In school, fully clothed.
351
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,743
But once I knew more than
that one thing about him,
352
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,445
we became buddies.
353
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,948
He came over to the house.
We hung out all the time.
354
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,449
What did your mother say?
355
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,118
Are you kidding?
She was crazy about him.
356
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,586
Said she always wanted a gay son
357
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,221
because they love
their mothers more.
358
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,325
Yeah, I do not think my mother
would have the same reaction.
359
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,994
I'm not talking to your mom.
360
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,361
I'm talking to you.
361
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,997
You're a good guy, Chuey.
362
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,531
Always looking out for people.
363
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,701
Because that is my duty
as a pharmacist.
364
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,105
I took an oath to "consider
the welfare of humanity
365
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,440
and relief of suffering."
366
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,942
Sounds like you know
what you need to do, then.
367
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,877
You're asking too much of me.
368
00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:46,279
I am just a man.
369
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,548
You're not just a man, damn it.
370
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,218
You are a pharmacist.
371
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,434
Do you have to do that?
372
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,437
My job? Yes.
373
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,574
Why the hell were you getting
drunk on a Tuesday anyway?
374
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,510
Because my sister-in-law
loves me.
375
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,215
I heard that someone up here
has a headache.
376
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:26,286
I would imagine this cart
is making it much worse.
377
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,454
Kemi, please.
378
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:34,061
Either apologize or get
the woman some WD-40.
379
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,695
She should apologize to me.
380
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,499
I can't take it.
381
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,302
I'm going up to pre-op
and help shave people.
382
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,738
Strange, you would think
my cart would be well-oiled
383
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,640
from all the grease
in my kitchen.
384
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,745
E kaasan, Aunties.
E kaasan, Morenike.
385
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,747
I am so glad
you're both here.
386
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,849
What is happening?
387
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,086
I just wanted to thank you.
388
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,488
Eh, you don't
have to do that.
389
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:04,257
But I do. I'm overwhelmed
by your kindness.
390
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,992
You should be.
391
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,760
What kindness?
392
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,663
You got me the job, didn't you?
393
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,666
Of course we did.
394
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,102
What job?
395
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,304
What Abishola
is saying is
396
00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,372
we planted seeds
all over this city.
397
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,708
You just have to remind us
which one's fruited.
398
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,776
The CVS.
399
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,146
The pay is better.
The hours are better.
400
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,014
I get to work in
my profession.
401
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,616
I start next week,
402
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,118
and it is all
because of you.
403
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,320
Oh, no, we don't do it
for the credit.
404
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,524
I cannot wait to tell
Auntie and Uncle
405
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,925
and thank them for
all their help.
406
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,463
Why is she thanking them?
407
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,332
They had nothing to do with it.
408
00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:49,369
Those two better not take credit
for what we apparently did.
409
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,046
E kaasan, Auntie.
E kaasan, Uncle.
410
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,614
Oh. Hello.
411
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,316
That is
my wonderful niece.
412
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,417
I'm sorry to interrupt.
413
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,119
I did not realize
you had a guest.
414
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,488
Oh, no,
James is not our guest.
415
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,990
He is for you.
416
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,126
I'm sorry, I do not understand.
417
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,494
Neither do I.
418
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,429
They said they had
a tax emergency.
419
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,865
Uh, I can explain.
420
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:21,868
That was a lie.
421
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,604
James lives in 418.
422
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,006
He has a rainbow welcome mat
outside his door.
423
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:30,843
Which is helpful
for the other gays to find him.
424
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,813
I should really go.
Oh, no.
425
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,081
Did we offend you?
426
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,284
Oh, we're sorry.
We don't know how to do this,
427
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,686
but we are trying to learn.
428
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,854
Our niece is newly gay
and needs some guidance.
429
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,123
They mean well.
430
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:45,658
It's all right.
431
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,427
People always think
that being gay
432
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,829
is like being in a secret club.
433
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:50,897
Is it not?
434
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,133
It kind of is.
435
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,935
You are very funny, James.
436
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,372
Would you mind being
our gay friend, too?
437
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,809
What the hell? Why not?
438
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,311
Wonderful!
439
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,346
Olu, uh, we are
going to need more mugs.
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