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Raven's Home was filmed
in front a live studio audience.

Uh... oh, come on, now.

Now I don't look like that.
My head is not that big.

Well, it is when
you're this close.

All right. Okay.

Okay. You wanna play, you
wanna play? All right. Uh-uh.

I'll draw little legs here.

- No, come on, Booker!
- And that's you. And that.

I do not look like that.

Yeah, you're right.
You're way cuter.

Do you see the cupcaking
going on on my couch?

Yes. I see it.

But it's a lot more fun
watching you see it.

You about to have
a lot of fun right now.

I'm about to
mommy this situation.

Hey, study buddies.

Hey, you know what? I
never thought I would say this,

but I think you guys have done
enough homework for the night.

It's dinnertime.

Yeah, I'd better head out, BB.

Oh, I like this girl. She understands
that I have enough mouths to feed.

Bye, Danni.

Hey, uh, uh, text
me later, d-nice.

You know what's funny?

I got that door
fixed, so it just...

Doesn't open by itself anymore.

The door was automatic? I've
been using my hands, like a fool.

Mom, do you have to
embarrass me like that?

Oh. Oh, really? Well, I can
go get that picture of you

sitting on the potty
doing your first poo poo.

- You want me to get that? Come back!
- No, no, no!

? Hey... Yo ?

? Let me tell you somethin' ?

? Had my vision all worked out ?

? But then life
had other plans ?

? Tell 'em, Rae ?

? It's crazy when things
turn upside down ?

? But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ?

? Maybe I'm just finding my way
Learning how to fly ?

? Yeah, we're gonna be okay
Ya know I got you, right? ?

? It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ?

? We're just kids caught
up in a crazy world ?

? C'mon! ?

? It's Raven's Home ?
Yo!

? We get loud! ?

? It's Raven's Home ?

? It's our crowd! ?

? Might be tough, but
together we make it look good ?

? Down for each other
like family should ?

? It's Raven's Home ?

? When it's tough ?

? It's Raven's Home ?

? We got love ?

? 'Cause no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ?

? There for each other,
ya know it's our time ?

Yep! That's us.

Anchovious, I know
exactly what to do.

But my plan isn't fully cooked.

So why are we playing
with Booker's dolls?

No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're, they're action figures.

As soon as I get my
stop-motion camera,

I'm gonna make a movie
starring Booker's dolls.

They're action figures!
They're action figures!

All right, my little filmmaker.

It's time to put your
actors away and...

- Have my coq au vin avec pomme frites.
- Mm.

I don't know what that is,
but I know I'm gonna eat it.

No, it's just chicken
and fries with no bucket.

Okay, fam-bam. Uh-uh.

What y'all doin' this
weekend? What'cha gettin' into?

What can I say no to today?

Well, I need your thrift store
donations by Saturday morning.

I can't say no to that.

Oh, and Tess and I will be
doing some tutoring at school.

It's gonna be so much fun.

Learn up.

- Yeah.
- Well, yes, volunteering can be fun.

I remember when your
mom and I used to...

Dedicate our time
to a lot of lost causes.

- Right?
- That was called dating, Chels.

Oh.

All right, Booker. What
are you doing this weekend?

Well, you know, I'm
hangin' with Danni...

no, you're not.

I'm sorry, I'm
sorry. I mean, um...

You, you spend so much
t... so much time with her.

I know, right?

Change of plan. You're
volunteering with your sister and Tess.

What? Mom, but what about Danni?

I'm sure you and Danni
can survive a weekend apart.

Mom, I can't believe
you'd do this to me.

I know, right?

Booker, it's the end of the
school week. Are you ready?

Friday is our jam.

? Oh, oh, oh, get
it Levi, get it Levi ?

You know, I'm starting to think

some of my swag is
rubbing off on you, little bruh.

But I still can't believe I have to
spend my weekend volunteering

instead of with Danni.

It's only two days. What's
the worst that could happen?

No, Booker. I think we
should only be friends.

I just had a vision. Danni said
she just wants to be friends.

Ooh. That's girl code for "I
want to break up with you."

- How do you know?
- Because I'm the...

Love genius.

I gotta find some kind of way to
hang out with her this weekend.

Otherwise we might be over.

I don't know, Booker. Your mom
has a way of finding these things out.

But I'm still gonna volunteer.

I know a way to do both.

Hey, guys. You ready to roll?

Hello, my favorite sister.

How are you today?

Booker, the last time
you asked me how I was

was when you lost your gym
shorts and had to borrow mine.

Ugh. We all remember that day.

What do you want?

I need a favor.

Wow. Booker needs
a favor from Nia?

That's the first time today.

Look, I was just thinking...

Uh, maybe you could text Danni

and invite her to volunteer
with us this weekend?

Booker, you heard what mom said.

If you spend the weekend
with Danni, "you gon' get it."

Yeah, but she didn't
say you was gon' get it.

Come on, Nia. You
have to do this for me.

- I don't have to do anything for you.
- Ooh.

- For less than two weeks of TV control.
- Ooh!

You're not a humanitarian.
You're a shark.

Hey, Rae, what do you think about
these titles for my new self-help book?

Um, stop in the name
of Chelsea. Ahem.

Get out of your head,
Ted, and other life musings.

Or, um, gundhufkidnt.

Gesundheit.

Oops. No, I must have left
my hand on the keyboard.

Look at us, Chels. I'm a fashion
designer with her own mind,

and you are a life coach.

Learning basic typing skills.

- We're living the dream.
- Yeah! Yeah.

Hey, guys. Since
you're so successful,

how about you spot me $70
for a stop-motion camera?

Oh. Levi, honey.

I don't want to just
give you money.

You know, I want to teach
you good work ethic, okay?

Well, I'm beat.

Where are my pinking shears?

Top drawer on the left.

Oh. Thanks, Levi.

Where is my cashmere
from cashmere?

Box by the fireplace.

You said that you'd never
forget that you put it there.

- Where's my...
- in the refrigerator under the lettuce.

Levi, you are
incredibly intuitive.

You know what I want
before I know what I want,

and then when I know what I
want, you know where to find it.

Okay, all right.
Ahem. Lightning round.

- Vacuum.
- Closet.

- Charger.
- Closet.

- Coat.
- Under the radiator.

Soaking up that leak.

Chels.

Chels.

Do you realize how amazing
your son's memory is?

Uh, yeah. Duh.

He gets it from me.

I'm sorry. What did
you just ask me?

Levi, how would you like a job as
my assistant? I'll pay you $5 an hour.

Hey, hey! I want in on this.

How about I give you another
$5, and you assist both of us, huh?

$5 from you, $5 from
you. That's $20 an hour.

He's doing that new
common core math.

I am.

Wow. Our neighbors really
came through for the clothing drive.

Yeah, but I don't know if I
can donate Catman Clark's stuff.

I can't tell where this sweater
ends and Mr. Whiskers begins.

It's sweet, BB,

but you really don't have
to carry those for me.

Nah, nah, nah. It's cool.

I wasn't able to make
it to the gym this week.

Aah!

Well, thank you for
inviting me, you guys.

- Why wouldn't we?
- Of course.

I used to do a lot
of volunteering work

with my friends back
in San Francisco,

but after moving here, I just
didn't know where to start.

Oh. Well, Danni, if
you're really interested,

I have a list of city-wide
activities that we can participate in.

Cool. I'm down. I'd love
to do this more often.

Uh, yeah. Me, too.

Whenever and wherever
you want, d-nice.

I'm an open book... er.

Just a second, Chels.

I have to put the rest of
the donations in the hall.

- Time for some cardio.
- Oh.

Tape. Mop. Label. Sip.

Mm.

Tape. Mop. Label. Sip.

Mm.

- You are amazing.
- Thank you, auntie Rae.

Five minute restroom break?

Actually, I'm okay. I want to...

Ooh. Ooh, I got...

You're great. I gotta
go to the... I'll be back.

So he was all, "come on!"

And I was like, "whatever."

Okay, uh, Sasha,

communication is really
the most important pa...

Levi? Levi, honey, can you help
me? My computer's acting weird.

- Oh, sure thing, mom.
- Okay. Yeah.

I don't know. It's just not...

Uh, try sitting somewhere else.

- You may be out of the Wi-Fi hot spot.
- Okay. All right.

Sasha? Sasha, can you
hear me? Coming in, Sasha.

Sasha? Sasha?
Hello? Sasha? Sasha?

Hello. Coming in.
Can you hear me?

- Sasha.
- Come on, Levi.

Aah! The placard says
Chelsea. That means it's my turn.

Problem solved.

What? Rae, come on! Aah!
Oh. Hey, Sasha. There you are.

Are those your clothes?

Well, look at that!

Look who said a sentence
without saying "like,"

or "whatever," huh?

Yeah. Goodbye, spoiled
child, hello, uh, you know.

Person who should
still buy my book.

Whatever. Can you angle me
so I can see that amazing jacket?

- Oh. Oh, you mean this amazing jacket?
- Oh.

Whoa.

Ha ha. Listen, if you want
your insides to feel good,

you should probably wear
this on the outside, right?

- Chelsea, move. You in my light.
- Huh?

A train leaves the station
going 60 miles an hour

at 4 P.M. and it arrives at 7.

How far did it travel? So...

Well, is it going uphill
or is it going downhill?

Is it raining, or is it snowing?

Is there a tail wind?
I need more details.

Okay.

I would rather fly, myself.

In a plane, of course.

Uh, that would be
a very short flight,

because three hours times
60 miles would be 180 miles.

Okay, okay, okay. Well, how
about me and you fly on out of here?

You know, hit the cafe,
grab a couple snacks.

Come on, Booker. Be serious.

I have to tutor. That's
why we came here.

But why don't you
go tutor someone?

You know what? You
are absolutely right.

I'm gonna go ahead and drop some
science over at the science table.

Eh, yo, what's up, bruh?

Mm. All right, here's some
science for you, okay?

Danni is the sun.

And you know,
I'm... I'm the earth.

And, and I'm kind of trying to
revolve around her, right, right, right?

But my mom is the moon.

And my sister is
like the shadow.

And, and Tess is like, um...

Well, well, I ran out of
hands. But you get my point.

What's so funny?

You're teaching science
at the French table.

Oh. Ah, no, no,
no, no. I knew that.

Look, let's, let's get
back to that lesson, right?

So we got our French toast, our
French fries, and our French onion soup.

A bonjour.

And if you go through life
believing that you're rubber

and the other person's
glue, and everything you say

bounces off of them
and sticks to you,

then, you know, maybe
basketball's not your sport.

But if they're rubber, wouldn't
things bounce off of them?

I thought the other
person was glue.

I'm confused.

Yeah, no worries.

I thought that basketball
thing didn't make sense.

Levi, could you please fix Margaret
some tea while I finish pinning her?

Levi, Levi, Levi. I'm sorry.

Where were we?

Margaret takes
her tea with sugar.

Problem solved. I'm on a break.

Levi!

Insubordination. I'm
taking it out of his check.

Hi, Margaret. Hi. I'm Chelsea.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

I was just noticing, um, you don't
seem really happy with this design.

Oh, no, I love it. I'm
just not sure it's for me.

Oh. Yeah.

Um, do you think it has
something to do with your, um...

Lack of confidence?

How do you know
everything about me?

Wait, what are you, a witch?

No!

No, no.

- I'm a life coach.
- Oh.

How about I give
you a session, huh?

I can give you the
witch discount. Or...

As I like to call
it, the witch-count.

Yeah. I sit next to
Kyle in history class.

He smells like a rain forest.

I sit next to Bernard.

He smells like pickles.

Probably 'cause his
family own a deli. O-kurr.

Well, Booker smells like he...

Uh, we... we know
what Booker smells like.

Yo, yo, yo. Nia and Tess,
here are your favorite snacks.

Yum, yum, yum,
yum, yum. Uh, d-nice,

I thought maybe me and you
could, uh, go get some d-nice cream.

Booker, we still need
to go to the thrift store.

Uh, yeah. All I have to
do is grab some clothes

from the school donation
box, and then we can go.

Hey, dude, that is not lost
and found. Get out of here!

Do you really need
to go to the thrift store?

I mean, let Nia and Tess
handle the donation drop-offs.

I don't need to go,
Booker. I want to go.

We're having fun. I like
hanging out with my girls.

Tsk. Your girls. They
wouldn't even be your girls

if I hadn't asked
them to be with you.

Wait. What?

Well, I asked them
to hang out with you

so that we could spend
more time together.

But, Booker, we see
a lot of each other.

I'm hanging out
with Tess and Nia.

But what about us?

Hey, Danni. You ready?

Yeah. Come on, let's go.

Booker, I'll catch
up with you later.

I want you to
look into this mirror

and repeat this
affirmation, okay?

I love and approve of myself,

every day in every way.

I love and approve of myself,

every day in every way.

Chelsea? A word?

Margaret has been
here two hours,

and she has not bought
one piece from me.

That's because
you life-jacked her

into doing some
mirror-mirror-on-the-wall mumbo-jumbo.

What? Well, you
fashion-jacked Sasha, earlier.

I need Margaret
and all my clients

until the dough starts rolling
in for my girl power line.

You messin' with their heads
is messin' with my money.

It's amazing. Okay, I have
always loved Raven's designs.

And after my
session with Chelsea,

I finally have the confidence
to wear them every day!

In every way!

- I did that.
- What? That was all me.

- No, that was me.
- No, that was me.

- That was me.
- It was me.

- That was me.
- No, it was me.

- That was you.
- It was you.

Thank you.

Ooh. Hey, guys. Look!

Kind of cute, don't you think?

On you? Or your grandma
who lives on the prairie?

No, but I can totally see it.

Maybe rock it with a
pair of combat boots?

So, her prairie grandmother
who's in the marine corps?

Okay, forget it. I'm
just gonna put it back.

My grandma's
taking too many hits.

Danni, just so you
know, we really like you.

- Oh.
- Yeah. Look,

hanging out may have
been Booker's idea,

but this time, it was
a really good one.

Yeah. I'm, I'm over it.
I'm just glad we're here.

Oh! But this is lit.

You have to try that on.

Yeah, and then buy it,
so I can borrow it from you.

Psst.

Psst. Nia!

Booker, I heard
you the first time.

Well, why didn't you respond?

Because I was
hoping you'd go away

but you didn't take the hint.

What's up?

Nia, I need a favor.

Another favor? How much TV
time are you trying to lose, buddy?

Look, Nia, I need you to
stop hanging out with Danni.

Booker, why would I do that?

If she starts liking
you more than me,

she's only going to want
to be friends with you.

And then our
relationship is doomed.

So you're gonna have to tell her
you can't be friends with her anymore.

You know what, Booker?
I got a lot of words for you.

But it looks like
Danni has more.

So I'm, I'm gonna
let her say 'em.

Wow.

So, uh... You,
you heard all that?

We all heard that.

Look, I really like you, Booker.

And I want to thank you.

Because of you, I have some
real friends. And that includes you.

Yeah, but...

We're more than
friends, though. Right?

Actually, no, Booker.

I think we should
only be friends.

Well, that was my vision.

Um, excuse me, Chels. I reserved
the conference room until 6 P.M.

Well then.

I guess I'll just bring
this to the executive suite.

May I have your
attention, please?

Mom, auntie Rae, if
you'd both sit on the couch.

Oh, you mean the
executive suite?

Okay. All right. Just sit down.

As the 4:15
assistant to aunt Rae,

and the 4:30 assistant to mom,

I think I have insight
into what you both need.

Uh, Levi, could you
hurry up, please? All right.

17.

And time is money,
and you on my clock.

Eh!

Careful with those office
supplies. Those easels aren't cheap.

Mom, your life coaching
skills helped auntie Rae's client

feel confident enough
to wear her clothes.

Yeah.

And auntie Rae,

your design talent
helped my mom's client

look great enough to feel great.

So here's my proposal.

Both your businesses are about
inspiring people to be their best.

So why not combine them,

so that people can
live their best life?

Well.

Gosh. If I'm doing
my math right,

one plus one equals one.

Life coaching and styling.

Life styling!

Chels, Chels. Listen,
a complete makeover

- inside and out. You know?
- Yeah.

Combining our companies
makes sense in every way!

A ha ha ha! Yes!

My job is done here. I quit.

I expect prompt payment
for one stop-motion camera.

Thank you.

So, um...

I guess the girls told you about
what happened with Danni?

No. No. No, no.

Yes. Yeah.

So, um, I guess you're
pretty happy right now.

No. No, I am not
happy that you're sad.

But I have to admit,
I was a little worried.

You guys were spending too much time
together. It was too much, too soon.

I guess I'm still trying to figure out
the whole boyfriend-girlfriend thing.

And you have a
lot of time for that.

You don't have to
rush it. You're only 13.

And on the bright side,

you know, you guys
can hang out as friends.

You're right.

And I guess that frees me up

to spend some time
with my number one girl.

What are you doing this weekend?

Oh, I love you! Well, I'm
free. But you grounded.

Woo! Wow.

Look! It's the
arch-villain anchovious.

I bet he wants to
cover us in pizza sauce.

And steal our candy.

If only we could get a
hold of our little brother.

Who is stronger,
and wiser, and...

Oh, come on, Levi.
Give me a break.

Just read what's on the page.

Fine. If only we could get
a hold of our little brother

who is stronger and wiser and could
easily save those weaker than himself.

Levi-osaurus has his hands full.

But have no fear.

His sidekick,
insert-cool-name-here, is here!

Really, Levi?

What? I'm up for
suggestions on a cool name.

How about... hi-ya!

Cut!