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Hello, Ben. Hi, Ron.
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Back again? Yeah.See you. Yeah.
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No rest for the wicked, eh?
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You beautiful love-bitch!
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PHONE RINGS
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RING
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Hello.
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He's not at home.
Can I take your number?
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I'm back! Leaking pipe.
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Yes.
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Don't move! ..Hang on, please.
What have you got on your feet?
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Reeboks. That's a new word for it!
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Put them in the sink!
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Sorry!
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I'll get him to call you back.
Right. 'Bye.
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And bring the air freshener!
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If I see that dog,
I'll Sellotape its bottom.
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What IS that?Air freshener.
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What does this say? "Fly Doom.
Death to all unwanted pests."
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Smells better than dog mess.
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Go and get the proper one.
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BELL RINGS
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Hello. I wonder if you have
a few moments to talk
about...GOD ?
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This is SO tempting.
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I'm busy.
It's difficult in this modern age
to find time for the Almighty.
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If I did, he'd only want me to do
HIS ironing as well!Can we
interest you in our magazine?
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How much is it?A pound.
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A pound?! Oh, all right, then.
I'll read it most carefully.
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Which one do you want?
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What have we got? "Misty Moments.
Reminiscent of an autumn forest."
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"Mellow Moods. Reminiscent
of a cottage garden." Try that.
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Smells like a tart's boudoir!
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Where did you learn that?Sammy.
Does HE know what it means?
Don't know.
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Well, it isn't very nice.
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DOORBELL
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Smells lovely. What is it?
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"Nervous Breakdown. Reminiscent
of a house in Chiswick"(!)
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Ironing? You guessed.
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There's tea in the pot.
Ben not home? No.
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Where do we start? Don't mind.
"What might lead you to believe
there's an accident ahead?"
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One pill too many in the packet.
No silly answers!
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Slow or stopped vehicles ahead,
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warning triangles
or hazard lights...oh, bugger!
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Anything else?
Black gunge on the iron!
And police flashing lights.
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Now, safe stopping distance
for 20 miles an hour?
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12 metres. 40 feet. Except if...?
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Your brakes don't work. Ah!
Except if it's raining.
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I've told him a hundred times
to empty his pockets!
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Go on.
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The ten rules for driving in fog.
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Check your mirrors. Slow down
and keep a safe distance.
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Do not hang on to somebody
else's tail lights.
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Watch your speed.
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Observe the warning signals.
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Use windscreen wipers
and de-misters. See and be seen.
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Check and wash windscreen,
lights, reflectors and windows.
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Allow more time for your journey.
Fog can be patchy.
She's waiting for HIM to ring.
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Looks like it's been a long wait.
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Two days. Awwwww! Motorways.
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Heartless! She moons about,
and I get all the fun(!) Misery!
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I KNEW this should have had
a cold wash!
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"Can you ever overtake
on a motorway on the left?"
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Yes. If you're called Dave
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and drive a company Sierra
with a hanger in the back.
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Or? If there are queues
of traffic, and the outside lane
is moving more slowly.
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Look!
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"I can never get my husband's
workshirts ultra-white, Betty."
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"Does it have unpleasant stains?"
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"Yes, Betty.
But now I know just what to do."
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"What DO you do, Donna?"
"I throw it into my duster bag!
And it's SO kind to my hands!"
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Hi! Hi.
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I'm going back down the lock-up.
I think you've got a woman there.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello.
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Hang on. Jenny, it's Spot. SCOTT!
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Scott. He wants to talk to you.
TELL HIM I'M OUT. Oooooh! Ooooh!
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I'm sorry, she went out.
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'Bye.
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What did he say? "All right."
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TYPICAL !
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Don't slam your...
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DOOR SLAMS
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I can't face this! My mum said,
"Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do today."
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Silly cow.
Seen my old Spurs shirt?
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It shrank in the machine!
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Yes, can I help you?
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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I'm the invisible shop assistant.
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Don't get excited, darlin'.
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Rory Castell. New area manager.
How many fondant fancies do you
have left on the average day?
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Ooooh. You've got me there(!)
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Customers? No.
Mr Castell, the new area manager.
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Tea, darlin'. No sugar.
Pleased to meet you(!)
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Where's the man who does the books?
I do them.Oh.
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I'm introducing a few changes.
You will record the wastage...
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of each and every product.
See the nice chart I've made up?
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Yes(!)If you have six Danish
pastries, look in the column
marked "Danish" and put a "six".
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If you have four Belgian buns...
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you look in the column marked
"Belgian" and you put...?
A four(?)
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Can you remember that, darlin'?
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Here! You did say SIX sugars?
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Rationalisation means revenue.
That's my motto, girls.
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Goody, Rona, he's got a motto(!)
We "girls" love a motto!
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This is the new work-schedule.
It only shows us.
What about the part-timers?
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We can't subsidise girls
who want time off to have babies.
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Are they supposed to drop them
on a sponge and carry on serving?
So, they're sacked?
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Break it to them gently.
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You do it! They'll be here soon.
On a weekday?
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We've got a driving test.
And I'm going to the dentist
tomorrow.
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Change your appointment.
I can't. I've got a family.
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Do the dentist this afternoon
as well,
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and I'll turn a blind eye
just this once.
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Like to keep my girls happy.
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WATCH ALARM RINGS
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Time to go. I'll...eh...
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love ya and leave ya!
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Ciao!
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Ciao?!
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I'll have to change the dentist.
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Little squirt! Yeah.
I hope his father
asks for that suit back!
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Pie and gravy coming up.
Soon will be!
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This is good stuff. Think so?
He bought 500 of those pies...
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just when all those pit bulls
were neutered!That's prime meat.
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What sort?
It just says "meat" on the crate.
Give me chips. I need the energy.
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Been up late again?
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He's got a woman
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down that lock-up.
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Have you?!
Love among the stopcocks(?)
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I know a woman who insisted
on having her way at Covent Garden
Market - amongst the fruit!
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Can we just eat(?)
Sounds like a guilty conscience!
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Calling that meat, YOU should
have a guilty conscience.
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He'll start buying his wife
little cards for no reason...
in case she finds out.
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And they ALWAYS find out.
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Remember, if you stall it,
don't panic.
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Just start again.
They won't fail you on that.
They're not monsters.
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Mrs...
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Porter?
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First of all, I'd wike you
to wead the number
on that wed BMW.
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SLURS:
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Eeee, oour, oooh, ive,
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eehhhh...
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ehhhh, iiii.
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Igh haaad a fillllinng.
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I'd like you to take
the first turning on the weft.
Do you understand? Yeth.
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Pull up by the kerb. Ohh kaay.
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Can you identify
this woad twaffic sign?
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Ippery oad urface.Good.
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And this?
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Eccomended oot for cycligsts.
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Eh, yes.
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Could you descwibe
the woad twaffic sign
for "no fwough woute"?
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A ight recgtaangle
on a glue gackground
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with a ight erticle ine
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ennding in a red orizontal lock.
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I'll give you the benefit
of the doubt on that one.
Move off, plwease, and pwoceed.
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HORNS TOOT IMPATIENTLY
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Oh agay! Lugger offgh!
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What?
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I think she said "buggew off."
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Finawy, I wonder if you could
tell me this?
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Under what ciwcumstances
could a vehicle ovewtake
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where there are double white wines
on the woad?
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INJECTION HAS WORN OFF
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It can't. You're not allowed
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to cross them.
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Is that your answer?
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Of course!
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When the vehicle is a motorbike.
He wouldn't have to cross
the lines.Cowwect.
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Well, Mrs Porter...
that concludes your dwiving test.
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I pa-assed!
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Ye-a-a-a-a-a-ah!
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Ohhhh, ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-s-s-s-s!
Wowowowowowowow!
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That sounds like...Rona.
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Mum, can I go down the hospital
to watch the ambulances arrive?
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NO! This is Sammy again,
I suppose.
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His grandad's got a metal arm!
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Some kids just get everything.
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Do I know this family?They just
moved here. From Twin Peaks(?)
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Hello. Scott phoned yet?
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Oh, God!
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Hiya. Oh, you're back early.
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Not down the lock-up tonight? No.
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How was YOUR day, then?
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The shop's being run
by a 14-year-old,
and David has met the Munsters!
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All right, Jen?Leave me!
Just LEAVE me!
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You're lucky. I got nothing.
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Will I have a word with her?
I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ME!
Later.
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This is for you.
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Thank you. What's it for?
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Don't need a reason, do I?
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"A special message for my wife.
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"I love each precious day.
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"Though twilight
creeps upon our life
and you are turning grey."
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This is for a 60th wedding
anniversary! It doesn't say so!
Didn't you read the rhyme?
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Men never read the rhymes.
Don't they? Didn't you know that?
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Well, the thought was there.
It WAS, wasn't it? Oh, yeah.
Just don't read the rhymes.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello.
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Yes. Jenny, it's HIM!
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Hi.
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Let's go out. But the ironing...
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It'll still be there tomorrow.
Exactly. Come on. I've booked.
Where?
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It's a surprise.
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But the kids... All taken care of.
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< Goodbye, then.
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Everything all right?Yeah. Fine.
Well?
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OK. But promise one thing. What?
We're not going down the hospital
to watch the ambulances.
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I didn't know all this
had come back. Oh, yeah.
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Bring back happy memories? Yeah.
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Remember the time we walked home
in the rain after the match with
Jeff and Ruth? That wasn't me.
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That weekend in Bournemouth...?
Not me either.
What ARE you remembering?
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Oh, yeah!
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Wasn't ME. It WAS!
How do you know? Because...
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Oh, yeah.
That MUST have been me.
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I don't remember much
about the bowling.
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Great test of skill and accuracy.
Oh, yeah.
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It's so busy! It'll soon clear
when you take your shoes off.
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My feet don't smell. Aaaagh!
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Yes!
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Your turn, my treasure.
Promise you won't laugh? Promise.
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Just do it like I told you.
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How's that? Very good.
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You wouldn't have laughed?
Would I(?)
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What's the matter, macho-man?
Worried I'll beat you? No.
I know it was just a fluke.
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Just a fluke.
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Can I have a chocolate biscuit?
Yeah.Two? Yeah.Can I...?
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As many as you like.
Mum wouldn't let me. Oh?
I could make myself sick!
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All right, then.
You're no fun at all.
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Where's your sister?In her room.
What's the matter with her?
She's a girl.
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There's a horror film on.
I know. Sammy told me.
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Might give me nightmares!
Then perhaps we shouldn't watch it!
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Jenny?
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What is it?
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Scott's chucked me. Awwww!
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Shame(!)
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I meant to do that. Oh, yes?
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00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:17,400
I'm not playing on me top form.
I could win any time I like.
Ye-e-e-e-ah(!)
238
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:30,040
How about that, then? Wooooo!
239
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:35,400
I could do that.
Care to make a little wager? No.
240
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,400
Chicken! OK. What's the bet?
241
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,400
If I win,
you do all your own ironing.
242
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,400
Right!
243
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,400
Forever.
244
00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:55,400
All right. But ifI win,
you do all the decorating.
245
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:58,400
Forever. You're on!
246
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:11,400
Oh, dear.
I just picked up my spare.
247
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:16,400
That means next time
I get double whatever I score.
248
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,400
Why didn't you say anything?
249
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:26,400
Mum was going out. She doesn't
get the chance often, so I...
250
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:31,400
You care a lot about her
underneath, don't you?
251
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:36,400
Sometimes it's hard to know
what I am, really.
252
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,360
It's confusing!
253
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,360
Welcome to the human race!
254
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:47,400
I loved him, you know!
I really did!
255
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:52,400
I'm sure you did.
You don't believe it.
256
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,840
Do YOU?Well...
257
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:59,040
I miss him. I wish he was here.
258
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,120
Is that the same thing?
You tell me.
259
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:07,200
You're the one
with all the experience.
260
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:13,400
When I was seventeen,
I met a boy. He was the first,
you know.
261
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:19,400
Well, we went out for a while...
and, one day, he asked me
to marry him.
262
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,400
It was a girl's dream!
263
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:30,400
So I stood at the altar,
and I looked across at him
standing with his best mate,
264
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,400
and I thought, "He's SEXY!"
265
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,400
Not HIM, his best mate.
266
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:42,400
That's when I realised
I didn't love him.
Well, not enough.
267
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:46,400
So I ran back up the aisle
and went home.
268
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:54,400
Aunt Pearl had a bilious attack,
Mum was in tears, Dad got legless
and I cried myself to sleep.
269
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:58,400
So, here I am, still single,
still looking...
270
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,400
still having a bloody good time!
271
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:08,400
Do you know...
there isn't one day of my life
I haven't missed him.
272
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,640
SOBS:
273
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:12,640
That's so...sad!
274
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:17,040
My mother and I used to laugh
about it.
275
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,120
It's quite funny, really.
276
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,200
So, you see...
277
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,400
it's not so terrible as it seems.
278
00:23:28,360 --> 00:23:30,640
Waaaaaaaaagh!
279
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,400
Oh, pain in my shoulder!
280
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:39,400
Gone now. Your turn again.
281
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:58,400
Don't you dare! What?
282
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,200
You know what!
283
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,400
Ohh, what a shame(!)
284
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,880
Isn't it(?)
285
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,280
Listen...
286
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:33,240
Thanks. OK.Did you REALLY run
back up the aisle? Biggest mistake
is running DOWN it.
287
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:40,400
There's ice cream in the freezer.
Let's eat till we're the size
of Clive James! Yes!
288
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,680
Rrrrraaaaaghhhh!
289
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,360
Aaaaaagh!
290
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,880
Pain in my shoulder. Gone now.
291
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:15,400
It's all on the next ball.
292
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:22,400
If I get them all down,
I get an extra go,
and there's no way you can win.
293
00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:30,400
Your ball.
THIS is a green ball.
294
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:35,400
It's a 12. I use a 10.
The purple ball. Here. Thank you.
295
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:40,400
You have to do better than that
to catch ME out.
296
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,120
Yes, indeed! Thank you very much!
297
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:54,400
Pity it's not our lane.
298
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,400
What?
299
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,400
THIS is our lane.
300
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,360
Right.
301
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:08,400
RIGHT!
302
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:32,400
# All your own ironing!
303
00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:32,400
FOREVER !#
304
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:38,400
I can't do it!I do it.
It's not fair. Glad you noticed!
305
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:42,400
Point taken.
But please don't make me do it!
306
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:47,400
Well...perhaps I'll let you off
with once a month.
307
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:52,280
What's the catch?
I want to show you something.
308
00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:57,400
Bill...Bill...Bill...
309
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:02,400
Bill! I forbid you
to go in there! Oh, yes?
310
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,400
I don't want you to go in.
Why not?
311
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:13,400
There's something I should have
told you. I'VE got something
to tell YOU. What?
312
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,400
The car IS in here? Yes.
313
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:22,400
You HAVE been here working on it?
Yes. And it goes? Oh, yes.
314
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,280
Well, I've a surprise for you.
315
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,920
I've been working on the bodywork.
316
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:37,400
So I see. Last time I saw it,
it was a Montego.
317
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,400
That tax rebate... Tax rebate?!
318
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:44,400
It isn't what you think.
Well, it IS...
319
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:49,400
Where did you get this?
I got it for 3 thou. 3 thousand?!
320
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,400
I can do it up and sell it for 5.
321
00:27:52,400 --> 00:28:00,400
You spent the money we could
have used to pay off our debts
and buy nice things on THIS?!
322
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:06,400
I'm going to be doing all of my
own ironing forever, right?
323
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,400
Oh, no. I wouldn't dream of it.
324
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,400
THAT would be too simple!
325
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:17,400
I am going to hold this
against you for LIFE!!
326
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,440
HER FOOTSTEPS RECEDE
327
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:25,400
Could have been worse.
328
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,360
Could have got the ironing.
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