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And that's how whales
communicate.
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You are very...
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Whalecome.
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Get it?
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Whale-come?
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Yes, we get it.
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Thank you so much, Chelsea,
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for that fascinating
presentation.
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Who knew whales were so chatty?
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Our next hobby time volunteer
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is Raven Baxter.
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All right.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Hey, hey, littles.
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How y'all doin' today? Ok.
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Well, my hobby is the coolest,
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because I design
my own clothes.
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Bor-ing!
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Well, aren't you a cute
little Ray of sunshine.
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What's your name?
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Raven, this is Sydney,
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and she's going to behave now.
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Ok, who would like to learn
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how to make their own clothes?
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There's a new invention, lady.
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It's called the store.
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Rae, I know you ain't gonna let these
little kids get on you like...
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No, no. You know I
ain't. You know I ain't.
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Listen, Sydney, I got a new
invention for you, too.
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And, yeah, it's called a...
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A be quiet machine. Bam.
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You should've bought
a joke machine,
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'cause you ain't funny.
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Yep, that's me.
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♪ if you wanna learn to rap and
you think you're really ready ♪
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♪ join the happy rappin' class
and don't forget my name is... ♪
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Eddie!
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See, y'all bustin'
rhymes already!
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Spaghetti.
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Thank you, Eddie.
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♪ That presentizzle
was off the hizzle ♪
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You got it.
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Kinda.
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And thank you,
Chelsea, and Raven,
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for your wonderful
presentations.
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And now, boys and girls,
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it's hobby club
sign-up time.
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You can join Eddie's
happenin' rappin' club...
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That's what's up.
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Chelsea's whale
appreciation club...
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And last but not least,
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Raven's fashion club.
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Yes. I am gonna
teach you
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everything I know
about fashion.
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That shouldn't take long.
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Sydney, that's enough.
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Ok, kids,
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the sign-up sheets
are on the wall.
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This was so helpful.
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We are so short
on money and equipment,
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I cannot thank you guys
enough for volunteering.
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Ok, let's see who signed up.
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Chelsea, nice response.
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Eddie, you've got a good group.
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And Raven... eew.
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What, eew?
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It looks like you only have
one sign-up.
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That can't be right.
Check the back.
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Well...
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No, just one.
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Well, which one?
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That one.
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Oh, snap!
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Thanks, Cory.
My dad said
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I can leave
my presents in here.
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Yeah, no problem, man.
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Hey, this Bar Mitzvah party
is off the hook, man.
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The music is great,
the food is slammin',
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and I love that statue of you
in chopped liver.
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My uncle Ira's like the
Michelangelo of chopped liver.
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Yeah.
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Hey, man,
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I don't want to bum you out,
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but there's a lot
of people out there, and...
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You didn't get
that many presents.
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That's because at a Bar Mitzvah
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most people give money.
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That's all...
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Money?
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You get paid
for just turning 13?
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Well, it's more than that.
It's a spiritual journey.
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In the Jewish religion,
when you turn 13,
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you become a man.
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Yeah.
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A rich man.
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Son, you can't have
a Bar Mitzvah.
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Why not?
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For one thing,
you're not Jewish.
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All right, I'll give you that,
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but, hey,
I'm turning 13 next week
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and I want to throw a party.
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You told me you were too old
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to have a birthday party.
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See, this isn't just
a regular birthday party.
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You should have seen
Larry's Bar Mitzvah.
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He had all his family
and friends there
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to witness him becoming a man.
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It was a very moving
and beautiful
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spiritual journey.
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Son, I see your point,
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but you still can't have
a Bar Mitzvah.
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Wh-what if I call it...
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A Bro Mitzvah?
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A Bro Mitzvah?
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Well, that does sound
kinda cool.
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And 13 is a very
important birthday.
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Very important.
What do you say, dad?
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Hey, we can throw it
at the Chill Grill
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and I'll take care
of all the details.
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Well... Sounds like you really
are becoming a man.
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Ok, we're gonna throw you a...
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Bro Mitzvah.
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Yes!
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Thank you, dad.
Thank you.
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And trust me,
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it's gonna be very rewarding.
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That little nasty,
keeping me waiting.
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Sydney, you are late!
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Not late enough.
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You're still here.
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Are you just here
to make fun of me?
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No. I'm gonna make fun
of your hair, too.
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You know what?
That was just mean.
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No, wait.
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I really like your hair.
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They why are you clowning?
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I don't know.
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'Cause it's funny?
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It's not funny when
someone's feelings get hurt.
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Besides, a lot of people
worked hard on my hair.
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See? Good one?
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Not bad.
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I could use that in my act.
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You have an act?
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Well, you know,
I'm workin' on it.
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I'm gonna be
a comedian one day.
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Really? A comedian? So you
like to make people laugh.
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Well, don't you think you can do
that without insulting people?
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I don't know if I can do that.
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I bet you can.
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You just have to think about...
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Stuff that's funny
in your life.
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Ok, ok. What happened
to you in school today?
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School, girl?
Don't get me started!
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What?!
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Second grade ain't no joke.
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Man, I miss kindergarten.
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Big pencils, long naps,
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all the paste you can eat!
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If they didn't
want us to eat it,
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why do they make it
smell so good?
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I don't know why they did.
I don't know.
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But I used to eat
the paste. It was great.
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I loved it.
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See? It's funny
'cause it's true.
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You know what?
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You could be a famous
comedian one day.
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Hey, son, how's that
spiritual journey coming?
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What?
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Right, right, right,
the journey?
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Yes. It is taking me
right to the bank.
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Brink.
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Just mangled it.
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And now I know why
they call it a seesaw.
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I'm so saw,
I can't even see it.
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I don't even know
what you're talkin' about
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and I am crackin' up.
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Hey, dad, Cory,
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check out my new friend Sydney.
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You like our outfits?
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Bam!
Bam!
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Raven helped me make it.
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Yes, I did!
My, yes, I did.
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Well, it's a pleasure
to finally meet you, Sydney.
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You know, Raven told me
everything you say is hilarious.
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Thanks.
Y'all got a bathroom?
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Now, that's funny.
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No, seriously, y'all,
I really gotta go.
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Through there to your right.
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What a sweet little cutie.
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Yeah! She was a little
nasty, little nasty
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before I became her role model.
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Actually, we've really
been making a breakthrough
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with this comedy thing.
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I've been helping her
write some of her jokes.
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Yeah.
You?
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Yeah! You've
been writing jokes?
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You're not funny.
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Hey! Hey!
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Yes, I am.
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Ok, ok.
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Name one funny thing
you've ever done.
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The Turkey leg.
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Thanksgiving. Remember?
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Remember? I was singing
into it like a microphone?
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♪ Do ya like it?
Do me proud ♪
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♪ do ya like it?
Do me proud ♪
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Remember?
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No, no.
That was not funny.
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You had to be there.
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I was there.
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You know what?
This is not even about me.
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The point is,
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is that we are really making
a breakthrough with Sydney,
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and I think it would be
a good thing
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if she did some of
her jokes at your party.
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No, no, no, no.
I cannot afford entertainment.
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She's hired.
She's free.
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Hey, what you all
talkin' about?
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Actually, we were
talking about you.
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How would you like to do some
of your jokes at Cory's party?
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Really?
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Yeah! You could be
performing
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in front of all our
friends and relatives.
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They're gonna love you.
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You'll feel like
part of the family.
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Family? You mean
there's more of you?
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I guess the circus
has come to town.
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Wait a minute.
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That's not even funny.
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I thought you were
gonna be nice.
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You can be nice by yourself.
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I'm outta here!
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Sydney!
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Man, she's gonna make me run.
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Have you guys seen Sydney?
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No, haven't seen her.
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I saw her come into
the building.
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She has to be in here
somewhere.
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Well, what happened?
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I don't even know.
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Everything was cool
until I told her
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she could tell jokes
at my brother's Bro Mitzvah.
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Well, you know,
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maybe she doesn't speak, hebro.
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Or maybe she just
has stage fright, Rae.
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I don't even know.
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However, I'm sure
it not the hebro thing.
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Dude, that was so funny.
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But all of a sudden she turned
back into a little nasty.
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I don't know what to do,
you guys.
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What part of "leave me alone"
don't you understand?
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Now I know what I'm gonna do.
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I'm done with that kid.
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Why? What'd you see?
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She's gonna slam
the playhouse door in my face.
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Well, Rae, it's just
a cardboard door.
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But it still hurts, chelse.
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I give up.
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You can't get through
to these kids.
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It's hobby time!
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Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie!
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00:12:06,888 --> 00:12:08,387
Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea!
264
00:12:08,388 --> 00:12:09,717
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie!
265
00:12:09,718 --> 00:12:10,822
Eddie...
266
00:12:10,823 --> 00:12:13,424
Enjoy it now,
'cause they gonna turn on you.
267
00:12:15,972 --> 00:12:18,028
I'm gonna leave
before it gets ugly.
268
00:12:24,386 --> 00:12:26,822
Excuse me, can I have
your attention, please?
269
00:12:26,823 --> 00:12:28,844
I really want to thank
everybody for coming out
270
00:12:28,845 --> 00:12:30,770
to help Cory celebrate
his special day.
271
00:12:30,771 --> 00:12:33,234
And now, without any
further ado,
272
00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:34,707
the man himself,
273
00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:36,149
Cory Baxter.
274
00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:42,052
Thank you. Thank you.
275
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,182
Thank you. Thank you.
276
00:12:44,183 --> 00:12:45,787
You know, I'm glad
you could all be here
277
00:12:45,788 --> 00:12:48,731
for this... this deeply
spiritual occasion.
278
00:12:48,732 --> 00:12:51,038
Yes, I'd like to take
this opportunity
279
00:12:51,039 --> 00:12:52,467
to thank you all in advance
280
00:12:52,468 --> 00:12:54,789
for your overly generous gifts.
281
00:12:55,388 --> 00:12:57,491
Especially you, uncle Steve!
282
00:12:58,034 --> 00:12:59,454
You hear that, cousin Ralph?
283
00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:05,139
Thank you, and enjoy the party,
everyone. All right?
284
00:13:06,224 --> 00:13:07,369
Thank you.
285
00:13:08,398 --> 00:13:09,696
Take it, Phil.
286
00:13:12,353 --> 00:13:14,052
You know, I am starting
to think
287
00:13:14,053 --> 00:13:16,483
that Cory is only in this
for the money.
288
00:13:20,806 --> 00:13:22,109
Ya think?
289
00:13:25,953 --> 00:13:28,152
Hey, hey.
Y'all are late.
290
00:13:28,153 --> 00:13:29,717
I stopped down
at the community center.
291
00:13:29,718 --> 00:13:31,052
You vision was right, Rae.
292
00:13:31,053 --> 00:13:32,282
Sydney's stuck
in the playhouse.
293
00:13:32,283 --> 00:13:34,022
Miss Valentine
can't get her to come out.
294
00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:36,281
Yeah. She's even gonna
have to call her foster parents.
295
00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:38,204
Foster parents?
296
00:13:38,722 --> 00:13:41,222
Yeah. Her real parents
aren't around anymore.
297
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,384
Yeah. And miss Valentine
said that Sydney's been
298
00:13:43,385 --> 00:13:45,685
bounced around from
family to family to family.
299
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:47,848
The kid's had a pretty
tough time of it.
300
00:13:48,492 --> 00:13:50,705
I guess it didn't help
that I gave up on her?
301
00:13:52,345 --> 00:13:54,252
Man, now, this girl's
302
00:13:54,253 --> 00:13:56,172
about to make me run again.
303
00:13:56,173 --> 00:13:58,023
You better run, then, girl.
304
00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:02,317
Sydney, please come out.
305
00:14:02,318 --> 00:14:04,317
Raven. Sydney,
306
00:14:04,318 --> 00:14:05,869
Raven's here.
307
00:14:05,870 --> 00:14:07,318
Tell her I moved!
308
00:14:08,116 --> 00:14:09,717
Could I just have
a few minutes with her?
309
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:10,782
Good luck.
310
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,775
I'll be right in the hall
if you need me.
311
00:14:12,776 --> 00:14:14,093
Peace out.
312
00:14:14,094 --> 00:14:16,276
I gotta stop doing that.
313
00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:21,716
Sydney.
314
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,488
Leave me alone!
315
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,117
Sydney, if I did anything
to make you angry,
316
00:14:26,118 --> 00:14:27,788
I am truly sorry.
317
00:14:28,573 --> 00:14:32,053
What part of "leave me alone"
don't you understand?
318
00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:36,283
Sydney, now, if you don't
come out, I am coming in!
319
00:14:37,223 --> 00:14:38,669
Sydney!
320
00:14:40,523 --> 00:14:42,405
All right, girl,
I'm coming after you.
321
00:14:43,288 --> 00:14:44,639
Sydney!
322
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,922
Sydney!
323
00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:48,123
I'm too big for this, Sydney!
324
00:14:48,778 --> 00:14:51,057
Sydney? Where'd you go?
325
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,637
Sydney!
326
00:14:54,363 --> 00:14:57,317
Sydney, come on,
we have to talk.
327
00:14:57,318 --> 00:14:58,278
No, we don't.
328
00:14:58,279 --> 00:14:59,663
Yes, we do.
329
00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:01,637
I have to talk to you,
Sydney. I can't...
330
00:15:01,638 --> 00:15:03,973
Sydney? Sydney? Sydney!
331
00:15:07,622 --> 00:15:08,774
Sydney!
332
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:16,552
Sydney, listen.
333
00:15:16,553 --> 00:15:20,045
I'm sorry if I put you
on the spot. Ok?
334
00:15:20,046 --> 00:15:21,957
But you don't have to perform
at my brother's Bro Mitzvah
335
00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:23,357
if you don't want to.
336
00:15:23,358 --> 00:15:25,174
It's not that.
337
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,557
Then what is it?
338
00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:29,460
Forget it.
You don't care.
339
00:15:31,901 --> 00:15:33,766
Do you really believe that?
340
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,132
Yeah.
341
00:15:37,038 --> 00:15:38,438
No.
342
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,186
I don't know.
343
00:15:41,588 --> 00:15:43,421
Of course I care.
344
00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:45,421
Ok? I wouldn't have...
345
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,367
Let you meet my family
if I didn't.
346
00:15:47,794 --> 00:15:49,702
Who said I wanted to meet them?
347
00:15:50,676 --> 00:15:52,602
Well, don't you like
to meet new people?
348
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,001
No.
349
00:15:55,181 --> 00:15:56,710
Why not?
350
00:15:56,711 --> 00:15:59,341
Because as soon as
you get to like them...
351
00:16:00,718 --> 00:16:02,248
You... you have to leave.
352
00:16:02,749 --> 00:16:04,630
And you never see them again.
353
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,101
Has that happened
to you, Sydney?
354
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,256
Well...
355
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,095
That's not gonna happen
with us.
356
00:16:16,784 --> 00:16:18,320
How do you know?
357
00:16:18,902 --> 00:16:20,583
You just have to trust me.
358
00:16:22,138 --> 00:16:23,552
I don't know.
359
00:16:28,124 --> 00:16:29,125
Hey, you guys.
360
00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:29,922
Hi.
361
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:31,781
How's everything going with
Sydney? Is it cool?
362
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,151
Yeah. I got her out
of the playhouse,
363
00:16:33,152 --> 00:16:35,348
but I don't know if she's
ever gonna trust me again.
364
00:16:36,221 --> 00:16:37,886
There you are. Ok,
365
00:16:37,887 --> 00:16:40,353
where's my free entertainment?
It's showtime.
366
00:16:40,354 --> 00:16:41,525
I don't think she's coming.
367
00:16:41,526 --> 00:16:43,196
She had a really rough day.
368
00:16:44,661 --> 00:16:45,990
I was counting on the laughter
369
00:16:45,991 --> 00:16:48,321
to put our guests
in a "giving" mood.
370
00:16:48,949 --> 00:16:50,669
You know what?
I promised you a comic,
371
00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:52,717
and a comic is what
you're gonna get.
372
00:16:52,718 --> 00:16:55,082
Yeah. Excuse me.
373
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,486
What do you think you're doing?
374
00:16:57,237 --> 00:16:58,720
I'm gonna tell some jokes.
375
00:16:58,721 --> 00:17:01,476
I told you, you're not funny.
376
00:17:03,295 --> 00:17:07,107
Watch and laugh,
little bro, ok?
377
00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:07,980
Thank you.
378
00:17:08,342 --> 00:17:09,937
Excuse me, you guys!
379
00:17:09,938 --> 00:17:11,619
Excuse me, excuse me.
380
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:14,246
Hello, everybody! Hi!
381
00:17:14,247 --> 00:17:16,445
What is up?!
I am Raven Baxter.
382
00:17:16,446 --> 00:17:17,920
The owner's gotta be
nice to me.
383
00:17:17,921 --> 00:17:19,122
Ok?
384
00:17:19,123 --> 00:17:21,216
Where's my light at? Bam!
385
00:17:21,217 --> 00:17:23,143
Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
386
00:17:23,144 --> 00:17:25,406
Thank you. Y'all want
to hear some jokes?
387
00:17:28,622 --> 00:17:30,930
Yes, you do.
You know you do.
388
00:17:30,931 --> 00:17:32,240
Y'all got any?
389
00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:36,139
That was a joke, y'all.
390
00:17:37,888 --> 00:17:38,982
Ok.
391
00:17:38,983 --> 00:17:42,161
So there was a bear,
a rabbit, and a turtle,
392
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,809
and they were walking
through the woods,
393
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,922
and the bear was, like, yo,
let's go get something to eat.
394
00:17:45,923 --> 00:17:47,652
So the bear and the turtle
were, like, yeah, for sure,
395
00:17:47,653 --> 00:17:49,952
we'll go get something to eat.
That's no problem at all, right?
396
00:17:49,953 --> 00:17:53,257
So they went to the restaurant and they
asked the waiter can they get some soup?
397
00:17:53,258 --> 00:17:54,887
The waiter said, "what kind
of soup do you want?"
398
00:17:54,888 --> 00:17:56,173
And the bear says,
"some turtle soup."
399
00:17:56,174 --> 00:17:58,309
But the turtle says, "wait, man,
why you gotta have turtle soup?"
400
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:02,095
So then they were, like,
"there is a hare up in my soup."
401
00:18:03,127 --> 00:18:04,169
You get it?
402
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,390
You get it?
403
00:18:05,391 --> 00:18:06,971
It cracked me up.
404
00:18:06,972 --> 00:18:09,331
H- a-r-e.
That's funny, y'all.
405
00:18:09,332 --> 00:18:11,514
He's laughin' with me.
406
00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:16,674
What up, Cory? Hey, come back,
y'all. I ain't finished with you.
407
00:18:17,418 --> 00:18:19,194
I haven't finished... y'all...
408
00:18:20,662 --> 00:18:21,628
Cory...
409
00:18:21,629 --> 00:18:22,613
Dad, did you know
410
00:18:22,614 --> 00:18:23,918
that your side of
the family's gifts
411
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:26,251
are 40% below projection?
412
00:18:26,811 --> 00:18:28,588
Larry, could you please
explain to Cory
413
00:18:28,589 --> 00:18:31,284
what the meaning
of a Bar Mitzvah really is?
414
00:18:31,285 --> 00:18:32,531
Sure.
415
00:18:36,173 --> 00:18:37,238
Now.
416
00:18:38,648 --> 00:18:39,370
Well...
417
00:18:39,371 --> 00:18:40,972
According to Jewish law,
418
00:18:40,973 --> 00:18:42,352
when a boy turns 13,
419
00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:43,982
he becomes a Bar Mitzvah.
420
00:18:43,983 --> 00:18:46,022
Which actually means
son of the commandment.
421
00:18:46,023 --> 00:18:48,986
So, it's not about just throwing
a party and getting gifts.
422
00:18:48,987 --> 00:18:51,714
No. I had to do
a lot of studying.
423
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,563
Learn to read and write
in Hebrew,
424
00:18:53,564 --> 00:18:54,882
recite prayers,
425
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,657
and also do a lot
of thinking about my life
426
00:18:56,658 --> 00:18:58,357
and the kind of person
I want to be.
427
00:18:58,358 --> 00:19:00,182
So what did you come up with?
428
00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:03,390
Well... I think part of
becoming a man
429
00:19:03,391 --> 00:19:05,881
means it's time for me to
start taking more responsibility
430
00:19:05,882 --> 00:19:07,487
for my actions.
431
00:19:07,488 --> 00:19:08,768
Nice.
432
00:19:09,222 --> 00:19:10,649
Anything else?
433
00:19:11,623 --> 00:19:13,032
Girls.
434
00:19:13,662 --> 00:19:14,798
I'd like to start dating
435
00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:17,623
and, you know,
calling 'em up on the phone.
436
00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:23,552
You see that, Cory?
437
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:26,723
Larry's not a man because he
said so and he threw a party.
438
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:30,917
Larry's a man because
he started to act like one.
439
00:19:30,918 --> 00:19:32,088
Yeah.
440
00:19:32,585 --> 00:19:34,287
Are you disappointed
in me, dad?
441
00:19:34,288 --> 00:19:35,480
Well...
442
00:19:36,073 --> 00:19:37,118
Yeah.
443
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,324
Throwing this party
to get this money
444
00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:40,708
is something I would
expect from...
445
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:42,174
Cory the boy.
446
00:19:42,718 --> 00:19:44,222
Yeah.
447
00:19:44,223 --> 00:19:46,799
I guess you expected more
from Cory the man.
448
00:19:47,158 --> 00:19:48,588
Perhaps Cory the man
449
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,733
should expect more
from himself.
450
00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,068
O Turkey leg,
451
00:19:58,069 --> 00:19:59,348
o Turkey leg,
452
00:19:59,764 --> 00:20:02,612
wherefore art thou, Turkey leg?
453
00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:06,905
You are in my stomach,
Turkey leg.
454
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,516
Yes, you are.
455
00:20:10,463 --> 00:20:12,641
Hey, Turkey! Stuff it!
456
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:15,452
Who's sayin' that?
457
00:20:15,453 --> 00:20:17,557
You don't know nothin'
about no comedy.
458
00:20:17,558 --> 00:20:19,782
I know you're dyin' up there.
459
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:22,510
So, I got some food.
You ain't eatin'.
460
00:20:27,336 --> 00:20:29,697
I am so glad you came!
461
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,793
Ok, everybody,
I'm stopping now!
462
00:20:35,753 --> 00:20:37,022
Get off the stage!
463
00:20:37,023 --> 00:20:38,934
You know what?
That is wrong!
464
00:20:38,935 --> 00:20:40,682
That is so wrong.
Y'all are family.
465
00:20:40,683 --> 00:20:42,952
Y'all ain't gettin'
none of this Turkey leg, either.
466
00:20:43,621 --> 00:20:46,152
Everybody, my friend Sydney.
467
00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:50,229
Hook it up.
468
00:20:51,153 --> 00:20:52,586
How y'all doin'?
469
00:20:52,587 --> 00:20:54,826
Yeah!
470
00:20:55,308 --> 00:20:56,906
My name is Sydney,
471
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,946
and, yes, I'm a girl.
472
00:21:00,753 --> 00:21:03,157
I have been at school all day.
473
00:21:03,158 --> 00:21:04,522
You got math,
474
00:21:04,523 --> 00:21:06,444
you got social studies,
475
00:21:06,445 --> 00:21:07,976
you got boys.
476
00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:09,852
You know the ones I mean...
477
00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:13,402
The little ones that smell like
cookies and dirt.
478
00:21:25,621 --> 00:21:27,890
So after everything
we discussed,
479
00:21:27,891 --> 00:21:29,534
it's still only
about the money.
480
00:21:29,535 --> 00:21:31,666
Yeah. I got some
big plans for this dough.
481
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,945
Like what?
A flat-screen TV
482
00:21:33,946 --> 00:21:35,872
and a new entertainment system?
483
00:21:35,873 --> 00:21:37,568
Way better than that.
484
00:21:39,057 --> 00:21:40,933
Look at all these toys.
485
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,717
It's like Christmas, y'all.
486
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,737
Yeah. You even got
a new playhouse.
487
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:47,031
Sorry about
the last one, y'all.
488
00:21:47,538 --> 00:21:49,160
Yeah, but who bought
all this stuff?
489
00:21:49,161 --> 00:21:50,366
I don't know.
490
00:21:50,953 --> 00:21:53,927
The card just says,
"from the man."
491
00:21:53,928 --> 00:21:57,030
Well, let's give it up
for the man.
492
00:21:59,934 --> 00:22:02,934
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