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I got it, y'all. I got it.
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I got my driver's license.
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Oh, my goodness,
Eddie. Look at you.
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You look so cute
and cheesin' and stuff.
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Hey, hey.
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Congratulations. Oh!
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You'll be the only kid on
the bus with a driver's license.
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Oh, no, no, no, baby. My
bus-riding days are over.
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'Cause I'm buying a car now.
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Oh! Eddie's getting a car!
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All I need is $300.
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Eddie ain't getting no car.
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Oh, hear me out. Y'all, look.
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I got $100 stashed up.
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Now, if each of us
Chip in a hundred,
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we can each have our own car.
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Huh? What are we
gonna do with a car?
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We don't even have our license.
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Don't worry 'bout that.
I'll do all the driving.
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I don't know. These things
don't normally turn out right.
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Oh, look. We'll
own the car equally.
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Huh? Huh?
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And if any problems
come up, we'll just vote.
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Majority rules.
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I don't know.
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Well, I don't know.
Rae, think about it.
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The 3 of us, riding along, enjoying
our freedoms, singing to the radio.
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♪ I gotta get you back ♪
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♪ I gotta see this through ♪
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♪ I gotta get you back ♪
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♪ if it's the last thing I do ♪
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Oh, my goodness, I just
had the best vision ever.
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The 3 of us were riding along, enjoying
our freedoms, singing to the radio.
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Where have I heard that before?
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Because you just said it,
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and now she saw
it, so let's just do it.
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What do you say?
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We're in! We're in!
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We're out! We're out!
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Too late. This baby is all ours.
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That part's yours.
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Let's go.
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♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae!
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♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪
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♪ I try to save the situation ♪
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♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪
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♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪
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♪ hey, now, say now ♪
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♪ 'bout to put it down, yeah ♪
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♪ come on and ride
with the break now ♪
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♪ and the future
looks great now ♪
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♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ all right, all right ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪
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yep, that's me.
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Driving in my car,
looking like a star.
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What did you guys do to her?
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We primped our ride.
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Oh, I was just gone for an hour.
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I went to go get
some racing stripes.
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Oh, cute, but I think the
color's gonna clash with the fruit.
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Oh, yeah.
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I cannot drive in a
pink car covered in fruit.
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Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Maybe
we went a little too far. Hey.
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Let's do the right thing
and put it to a vote.
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Thank you.
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All right. All in favor
of how the car is now?
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Yeah, oh.
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All opposed?
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Majority rules,
Eddie. Car stays pink.
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- And fruity.
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hey, hey, let's go to the mall!
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Oh, yeah.
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I don't wanna go to the mall.
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Wh-what? All in favor?
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Just forget it.
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You know, Eddie, this
voting thing, great idea.
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Check outside.
See if I lost 'em.
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Man, lost who?
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The girls.
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They've been following
me everywhere.
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Can I hide out here
until it wears off?
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Till what wears off?
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That's my new smell-good.
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Magnetic.
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Hold on, hold on.
Are you telling me
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just dab on some of this cheap Cologne
and the hotties won't leave you alone?
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Didn't you read the
label, my brother?
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Mag... netic.
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Stanley, whoa, whoa,
whoa, man. Hey.
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Where you going?
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To pour this down the sink.
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A man can only take
but so much loving.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Stanley, Stanley, Stanley.
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Hey. Let me take
it off your hands.
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Hmm, eech.
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Let's say you do
save me from all of that
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kissin' and huggin'.
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I could sell it to you
for about 40 bucks.
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40 bucks. 40 bucks?!
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And a treat of cheese sandwich.
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You know what? You better find
yourself another sucker, sucker.
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Nah. You're right.
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You couldn't handle all
those beautiful women anyway.
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Look, man, what kind
of cheese you want?
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Muenster. I like muenster.
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Ok.
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This is the fourth
mall we've hit today.
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When are we gonna do
something I wanna do?
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You know, like go
to the batting cage.
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Ooh, batting cages.
That sounds interesting.
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All in favor?
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All opposed?
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Be right back.
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Man!
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Aah!
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Eddie! We scored big time.
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What took y'all so long?
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Well, I saw these
2 great dresses,
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and I couldn't decide whether to
get 'em in lavender or periwinkle,
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so I got both.
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And I got some great
deals at the camping store.
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Look at this. Got a flashlight.
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And some camping rope.
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And, oh, you guys, look.
I got this new ski mask.
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It's so cool.
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Aw, man, it's defective.
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Oh. Never mind.
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Can we please go to
the batting cage now?
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Or we could go to the country.
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Oh, the country. I'd rather
go to the batting cages.
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Right. Well, let's
put it to a vote.
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Who wants to go to the country?
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Where there's a great
little country store.
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Huh?
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That sells really
cute accessories.
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Huh?
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Um, and they're all on sale!
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Aah!
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Love it! Love it!
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Guess what? Everybody buckle up.
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To the country, Edward.
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Hey. Hey. Oh, that's my phone.
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Hallo.
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Man, what is in that
Cologne you sold me?
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I'm being chased all over town.
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Another satisfied
sucker. I mean customer.
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Ok, I'm being chased by dogs!
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You said I'd get
chased by girls.
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I may have said that.
Choo, I say a lot of things.
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Stanley, I'm not
playing with you.
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Ok, calm down.
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Maybe it's your body
chemistry. Did ya sweat?
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You know what? I'm sweatin' now.
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You hang in there. I
gotta get back to business.
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Hey, make 'em bling this time.
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You know what I'm saying?
Put a little Rasta on my fingertip.
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Oh, man!
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Bye, doggies.
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Man, dogs on both sides.
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Stanley!
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See? Isn't this better than
some silly ol' bat cave?
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For the eighth time,
it's batting cage.
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Oh! There it is.
Eddie, pull over.
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Oh, the country
store. It's so adorable.
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You were right, Chels.
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Dude, I could shop
there for hours.
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Well, let's do it.
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You know what? That is it!
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I am outta here.
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It's what I'm talking about.
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Ha ha! Freedom!
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Ha. Sweet freedom.
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Huh?
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Is there a problem, officer?
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I'm telling you, I
didn't do anything.
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Yeah, yeah. That's
what they all say.
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You know what
this is right here?
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It's a pocket. Huh?
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Hey, somebody stole my badge.
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Ha ha. I took it
off to Polish it.
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Things have been a
little slow around here.
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Then again, not since I
caught the pink bandit.
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Pink bandit?
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Heh heh. That's a funny name.
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Ha ha. Who are they?
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You! Me?
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That's right.
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There's been a series of
burglaries around these parts.
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And the suspect's
getaway car is pink.
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What? See, I wanted to
paint it blue with racing stripes.
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But what had happened
was I had got outvoted.
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Yeah, why don't you just
keep working on that excuse
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while I take this call?
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I'm watching you, pinky.
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Hello.
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Uh, actually, that's a fax.
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I know the difference
between a phone and a fax.
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Fax is where the
paper comes out.
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Right?
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Right. 10-4.
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Uh-huh.
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The pink bandit's been
identified as a woman.
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See? I told you it wasn't me.
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Uh-oh. Hey, don't get
your britches in a bunch.
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I just made a little mistakey.
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You're free to go.
Thank you. Yes!
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You'll find her.
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Thank you very much.
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Your things are over here.
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Cool.
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Well, well, well.
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What do we have here?
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Seems like someone
is fond of a purple dress.
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Well, actually, that
one is lavender.
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And that one is periwinkle.
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Not that I would know.
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You know, because it ain't mine.
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Uh-huh.
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I suppose these burglary
tools aren't yours either.
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Stop it. Ain't no
burglary tools up in there.
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Just the rope,
flashlight, and a mask.
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Man. All right.
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How 'bout I just save you
the trouble on this one?
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Can I make my
one phone call now?
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Oh, Chels, how
cute is this place?
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Hey. Hey. Let's take one
of these old-time photos.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hello. Hello. It's Eddie.
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Hey, Eddie.
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Oh, hey, Eddie. We
just got our picture taken.
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Yeah, I'm about to
get mine taken, too.
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Like y'all oughta come get me.
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I'm in jail.
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They think I'm the pink bandit.
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What? When did all this happen?
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When I got tired of waitin'
on y'all and drove off.
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I can't believe you left us.
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I can't believe you
didn't know I was gone.
252
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You know what? You
really need to call your mom.
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No! No. Do not call my mom, ok?
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She said if I was
in any trouble,
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she'd take the car away.
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00:11:38,801 --> 00:11:39,933
Then it's back to
the bus for all of us.
257
00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:42,499
Ok, Eddie, stay calm.
We'll be right there.
258
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,000
All right.
259
00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:51,099
Ooh. Ooh. Chels. Chels.
260
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:54,499
The dogs are
killing me. All right?
261
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,500
All right, you just stay here.
262
00:11:55,501 --> 00:11:56,833
I'll go down and
explain everything,
263
00:11:56,834 --> 00:11:58,466
and then we'll come get you.
264
00:11:58,467 --> 00:11:59,900
Ok.
265
00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:07,000
Uh, Rae? Yeah, I don't think
I explained everything right.
266
00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:11,833
Chels, what is
going on over there?
267
00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:13,099
I'm in jail, too, Rae.
268
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,833
The sheriff thinks I'm working
with Eddie, the pink bandit.
269
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,599
I am not the pink bandit.
270
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,300
Give me the phone.
271
00:12:19,301 --> 00:12:20,899
Look, Rae, we need
a lawyer right away.
272
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,999
I don't have enough
money for a lawyer.
273
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,667
Well, figure
something out, girl.
274
00:12:26,233 --> 00:12:28,400
Pink bandit?
275
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,366
Ok, I rushed right over.
276
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,199
Brah, I called you 2 hours ago.
277
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,199
Yeah. Look how
nice my nails look.
278
00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,199
You know what?
I'm gonna nail you
279
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,666
if you don't give me
all my money back
280
00:12:54,667 --> 00:12:57,766
for this stupid dog-attracting
Cologne you sold me.
281
00:12:57,767 --> 00:13:00,199
Well, you do know the policy?
282
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,033
You got a receipt?
283
00:13:01,034 --> 00:13:03,400
You bet I got a receipt.
284
00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:05,934
Uhh! Read the back.
285
00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,999
No refunds?!
286
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000
Man!
287
00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:10,299
Good thing you had the receipt.
288
00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:11,599
Saved us another argument.
289
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,466
Look, Stanley, I
ain't playing with you.
290
00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:15,999
Tell me how long
before this stuff wears off.
291
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,766
Oh, I'd say about 2 maybe 3...
292
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,199
Hours? Months.
293
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,699
What? Ok, that is it.
294
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:26,132
I am never buying another
thing from you ever again.
295
00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:27,232
You know what? This will get ya.
296
00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:30,032
I'm cutting off your cheese
sandwiches. Forget about it.
297
00:13:30,033 --> 00:13:31,499
Ok. Ok. Calm down.
298
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,699
Since you're a valued customer,
299
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:37,299
I'm gonna give you my
state-of-the-art anti-dog advice
300
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:37,834
free of charge.
301
00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:40,099
That's better. That's
a businessman.
302
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,400
I like that.
303
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,834
Bam!
304
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,000
A stick?
305
00:13:46,001 --> 00:13:50,499
All right, you tell me. What am I
supposed to do with a stupid stick?
306
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,733
Throw it.
307
00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:53,032
Say, "go fetch."
308
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,599
Then run out of the way.
309
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:56,967
You know what?
310
00:13:58,033 --> 00:13:58,934
I got a better idea. No.
311
00:13:58,935 --> 00:14:02,466
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. How do you like that?
312
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,833
Now go take your medicine.
313
00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,799
No! Wait.
314
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,899
Oh, it's waiting
for you outside.
315
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:09,900
Please.
316
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,867
Oh. Don't even come back here.
317
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:17,100
Aah! No! No! No!
318
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:24,833
That's right. I single-handedly
caught the pink bandit.
319
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,999
No. Turns out
that she is a he...
320
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,366
Who dresses like a she.
321
00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:31,999
Yeah, there's a friend
involved, but she's playing dumb.
322
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,600
I am not playing, buddy.
323
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:39,199
Hold up, now.
324
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,834
Now, I say here, hold up.
325
00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:45,833
Sorry, mama. I gotta
call you right back.
326
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:49,000
Yes, ma'am. I'll
be home for dinner.
327
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,466
Can I help you, sir?
328
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:53,366
Allow me to introduce myself.
329
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:57,499
I am grover t. Windpipe,
attorney-at-law.
330
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,399
What can I do for
you, Mr. Windpipe?
331
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,499
Obviously, there has been
some misunderstanding
332
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,866
between you and
my alleged clients.
333
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:09,399
He's good.
334
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,200
He's Raven.
335
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:15,599
Now, if you will release
these innocent perpetrators,
336
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,799
we will be on our way.
337
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,866
As long as my name is grover
338
00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:21,567
to the "t," to the
"wind," to the "pipe."
339
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,199
Not so fast.
340
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:29,299
No one is going anywhere
without a preliminary hearing.
341
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,300
I object!
342
00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:33,800
My hearing is just fine,
thank you very much.
343
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:37,933
Now, if you don't mind,
344
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:40,299
would you please release
these habeas corpuscles
345
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:45,132
and I will release my briefs,
and we will be on our way.
346
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:47,099
I bid you, sheriff, adieu.
347
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:51,566
Toodle-loo, hally-ho,
hally what-what-what-what?
348
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,000
You.
349
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,099
You tell that to the judge.
He'll be here any minute.
350
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:59,232
Yes, suh. Thank you very much.
351
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:03,699
Someone who
understands the ramifications
352
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:06,867
and the qualifications.
353
00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:14,032
Rae, why didn't
you get a lawyer?
354
00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:16,599
What? I only had $20 left.
355
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,600
I had to rent a costume.
356
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,399
You see, if you two
weren't out shopping all day,
357
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,966
you would have some
money left for a real lawyer.
358
00:16:20,967 --> 00:16:23,799
Hey. Hey. Do you wanna get
out, or do you wanna stay in jail?
359
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,399
I can't stay in jail. I got a
Spanish test on Tuesday.
360
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:31,399
So calm down, all right? I've seen
so many of these lawyer shows.
361
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,466
I might not be getting
anywhere with the sheriff,
362
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:35,232
but wait till that
judge gets here.
363
00:16:35,233 --> 00:16:36,399
It's all pipe-pipe.
364
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,599
Court is now in session.
365
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,966
Judge Jefferson presiding.
366
00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:44,299
You the judge, too?
367
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,466
Oh, snap.
368
00:16:45,467 --> 00:16:46,499
I... I mean, um, ahem.
369
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:51,733
I hereby request a snap
decision on this case.
370
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:54,799
Will the defendants
please step forward?
371
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,999
Uh, we kind of
locked in here, sir.
372
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,400
Oh. Uh, jiggle it
a little. It'll open.
373
00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:04,600
What?
374
00:17:04,601 --> 00:17:06,966
We could've walked
right through, man.
375
00:17:06,967 --> 00:17:09,499
Wasted all my time
digging that tunnel.
376
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,000
Shh!
377
00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:13,967
Bandit and accomplice,
please have a seat.
378
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:18,499
Now, your client have been
accused of being the pink bandit.
379
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:22,099
And your other client has been
accused of being his partner.
380
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:26,733
Do you have any evidence that's
subordinates these so-called...
381
00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:27,600
Accusations?
382
00:17:27,601 --> 00:17:32,933
Well, we have a pink
car, woman's clothes,
383
00:17:32,934 --> 00:17:33,999
and the burglary tools.
384
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,866
Dang, you got all
that? I mean, uh,
385
00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:38,733
I mean, uh, I mean... What?
386
00:17:38,734 --> 00:17:40,199
Oh, no, sir!
387
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:44,199
No, sir! This, sir, is a sham...
388
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,299
Of a mockery...
Of a bamboozling.
389
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:50,366
This could very
well be your mama's.
390
00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:53,834
My mama? Oh, no, you didn't.
391
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,999
How far did you get
with that tunnel again?
392
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,233
I was outside.
393
00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:02,033
Enough of this.
394
00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:04,666
Do you or do you not
have proof that your client
395
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:08,666
didn't put on this dress
and Rob innocent people?
396
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:09,933
Put on this dress.
397
00:18:09,934 --> 00:18:12,799
Wait a minute.
There's only one way
398
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,499
to blow away the
cloud of injustice...
399
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,666
From my client's nasty head.
400
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:22,667
Client Edward Thomas,
stand here, please.
401
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:26,700
What?
402
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,833
Put on this dress.
403
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:32,600
Uh-uh.
404
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,600
You have to do it.
405
00:18:33,601 --> 00:18:35,766
This is the only way to prove
406
00:18:35,767 --> 00:18:39,999
that you are not in
fact the pink bandit.
407
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,967
Because...
408
00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:44,699
If the dress does not
fit, you must acquit.
409
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:47,999
Let me reiterate that
for you one more time.
410
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,366
Whoo, whoo, whoo.
411
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:52,566
If the dress ain't the
right size, you must, sir,
412
00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:56,200
what-what-what
must apologize. What.
413
00:19:05,133 --> 00:19:07,999
If it's the wrong size,
you must apologize?
414
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,399
What were you thinking, Rae?
415
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:13,734
I was thinking it
wasn't gonna fit.
416
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,232
Yeah. But it looks like
it was made for him.
417
00:19:16,233 --> 00:19:17,733
Turn around, Eddie.
Let me see from the back.
418
00:19:17,734 --> 00:19:19,899
You can see everything
you wanna see.
419
00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:21,500
What am I doing?
420
00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,566
This is an outrage, I say.
421
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:24,833
This is illegal.
422
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:28,766
This is indivisible, and
this is reprehensible.
423
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,999
Drop the act. He was
never buying it anyway.
424
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,999
Not for a minute.
That's why I wear this.
425
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,600
Oh, snell, lost it again.
426
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,566
I'm sorry, guys. I
guess I made it worse.
427
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,199
This is all my fault, you know?
428
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,599
I should've never left you guys.
429
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,366
No, Eddie. We totally
took advantage of you
430
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:50,599
with the whole car thing.
431
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,299
Yeah. You made it so
easy with all the voting.
432
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:57,500
And, you know, you
never really had a chance.
433
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,200
But it was still wrong.
434
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:07,199
Well, if we're going to jail, at
least we're going together, y'all.
435
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:11,032
Wait a minute. I can't
stay in the slammer.
436
00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:13,599
Think about it, you guys.
What if we never get out?
437
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,566
Seriously, I'll go nuts.
438
00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:17,766
Nuts, I tell you.
439
00:20:17,767 --> 00:20:19,599
Someone, let me out of here.
440
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,199
Let me out. Let me out of here.
441
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,699
Let me out of here!
442
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,667
You're free to go.
443
00:20:24,668 --> 00:20:26,500
Oh, thank you very much.
444
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,799
It turns out they just
caught the real pink bandit.
445
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,299
They're bringing her in now.
446
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,666
She confessed to everything.
447
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,399
Hah. I told you I was innocent.
448
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,933
Now give me back my pants.
449
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,467
All right.
450
00:20:39,133 --> 00:20:39,967
There's the suspect now.
451
00:20:39,968 --> 00:20:44,400
You need to let me go. I don't
know what you think you're doing.
452
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:46,999
That's right. I did it.
453
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,366
What are you gonna do about it?
454
00:20:48,367 --> 00:20:50,099
Who do you think you are, boy?
455
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,999
'Cause you one
scary-looking woman.
456
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,599
But you are working that dress.
457
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,200
I... let's go.
458
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,000
Ooh, you strong.
459
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,566
♪ I gotta get you back ♪
460
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:09,366
♪ I gotta see this through ♪
461
00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:10,899
♪ I gotta get you back ♪
462
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:13,399
♪ if it's the last thing I do ♪
463
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,666
Aah, see? I told you guys
my vision would come true.
464
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,499
The 3 of us cruising
along in our very own...
465
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,799
Oh!
466
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,666
Why are we slowing down?
467
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:26,300
I'm not slowing
down. The car is.
468
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,999
Oh, we outta gas.
469
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,232
Out of gas? Eddie!
470
00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:34,899
Don't Eddie me.
It's not my fault.
471
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:37,999
Uh, you gotta put gas in the
car. That's what makes it go.
472
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,566
Well, you're the one
that can see the future.
473
00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:41,934
How come you couldn't
see us running out of gas?
474
00:21:46,033 --> 00:21:48,199
Ooh, wait a minute. Wait! Wait!
475
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:52,132
Somebody is coming.
Maybe they can help us.
476
00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:54,600
Help! Aah!
477
00:21:55,934 --> 00:21:57,599
Was that?
478
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,600
Nah. Nah. Nah.
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