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i'm in Disney
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*it smells like tuna*
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*aggressively slaps* (note for translators: i literally slapped a glass wall lol)
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chase that spaceship!
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WHY AM I SCARED
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my abs hurt
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Buzz Lightyear: "...the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance, the evil Emperor Zurg!"
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no way
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we gotta... we gotta defeat the aliens or something
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my boyfriend!
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*i lost* (note for translators: i lost the game)
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little badge of honor
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cuz I went on the ride... and survived
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our flight is delayed? damn...
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Space Mountain (note for translators: its the name of a ride at disneyland)
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*after space mountain*
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just went on space mountain guys
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that was definitely the shot of dopamine that i needed
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"she stayed past midnight and her carriage turned back into a pumpkin"
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on the teacups... (note for translators: the teacups are also a ride at disneyland)
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so fast
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"please remain seated until your teacup has run out of steam"
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i'll definitely be a Stormtrooper- TAKE ME
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take me
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open the door
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i'm just really curious...
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*about what...?*
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um i'm on the pirate- what is this?
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the Pirates of Caribbean ride right now
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and... wait watch
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that's where we're gonna be eating-
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that's... that's enough
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my jambalaya...
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i love sausage
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*next.*
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this is my journey to becoming a Disney Adult look at this... mickey mouse (note for translators: a "disney adult" is what people call and make fun of adults who are obsessed with disney and go to disneyland even though they don't have kids lol)
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*POV: we are on a car date*
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just... just... just chilling
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taking my girl out for a ride 😎
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this is my convertible car...ahhh
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my ring's gonna fall off
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how you doin 😏
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I don't like driving anymore why am i not good at this
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*cries*
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oh wait wait i kinda got it
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DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT
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don't even-
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*making Star Wars lightsabers that broke as soon as we tried to use them back home*
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*how to turn on a lightsaber* hint: press the switch
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"beautiful work"
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thank youuu
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"this is what you've all been waiting for. step back to your workstations"
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"place your hands on your hilts and focus all of your energy"
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"now activate"
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yayyyy
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*disney land part 2*
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disneyland part 2 baby
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look at the butt of the Mater (note for translators: Mater is a character from Cars)
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sing along with Mater🎶
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"Frank ain't never gonna get me"
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FrAnK AiNT nEvER gOnNa gEt LAID (note for translators: i was purposefully incorrectly repeating what Mater was saying because it kinda sounded like he was saying that frank aint never gonna get laid.. poor frank lol)
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looking for lightning mcqueen (note for translators: character from Cars)
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ohmygod ohmygod y'all see that?
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do y'all see that?! (x2)
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guys i'm... i'm... i'm about to ride lightning mcqueen 😏
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this does not look like lightning mcqueen.
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cars
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*montage of Edna (and mr. incredible) because we love Edna*
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*an accurate depiction of Ariel*
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i am groot
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*look at the visuals it's so beautiful*
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still in Disney guys *(send help)*
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*WARNING! Do Not Disturb Bats!* (note for translator: bats like the animal)
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the main character
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that's mad Goofy (note for translators: this is kinda a pun because there's Goofy the disney character but also saying "that's mad goofy" as in that is very goofy (mad=very. not like mad angry) )
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*i had a cute moment with goofy but i couldn't get it on film*
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*instead: here is footage of me sitting in my hotel room*
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*to be continued...*
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ily
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