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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:08,800 - I love you, Cristiana! -And I'm happy with my Luca! 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:15,140 Hooray for love! Love is life! 5 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:22,523 CRISTIANA THE DEVIL NUN 6 00:00:36,787 --> 00:00:38,080 Love is the greatest! 7 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:01,788 All right, all right, you win the mile-high club part of the bet. 8 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:05,459 But now it's time for the endurance test! 9 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:07,252 Third round, folks! 10 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:13,967 Thirty seconds. 11 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:20,265 Twenty seconds. 12 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,271 - Satan be gone! - Ten seconds. 13 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,443 You kids got kidneys of steel, huh? 14 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:32,903 Sixty seconds. 15 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:35,489 Fifty seconds. 16 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,950 - Thirty seconds. - Those two, Stewardess! It's despicable! 17 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:44,039 - Excuse me? Excuse me, you two? - Break! 18 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,085 - Yeah? - Not everyone's enjoying your little show. 19 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:52,589 - Get dressed immediately. - Why? ls there a law against midair sex? 20 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,346 - You kicking us out of the plane? - I'll have to inform the captain. 21 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,141 Use a blanket, at least. 22 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,981 Game's on, kids! You've still got twenty-eight seconds left! 23 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:13,694 Twenty! 24 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:19,908 - We make the rules up here, so we have the authority to punish them. - Nope, wrong. 25 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,370 They're disgusting! 26 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:27,582 Hey, it's all perfectly natural! It's just like eating or sleeping, ya know! 27 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,169 I bet you'd pay good money to be in her place, you old hypocrite! 28 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:33,171 I would for sure! 29 00:03:34,172 --> 00:03:37,384 - The state of our society! - I wish my husband was that manly! 30 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,261 Thirty seconds! 31 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,140 Twenty! 32 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:49,312 Mission accomplished, guys! 33 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,900 - I can't believe this! - If it were for my husband... 34 00:03:57,279 --> 00:03:58,280 All right, kids? 35 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,452 Stewardess? Stewardess? 36 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,662 We'd like a nice eggnog, please. 37 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,080 Make it double! 38 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,546 Almost time for an encore, people. 39 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,902 Attention, this is your captain speaking. 40 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,279 Please, fasten your seat-belts. 41 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:42,574 - We're crossing a zone of turbulence. - Get bent, chauffeur. 42 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:46,328 Please extinguish your cigarettes. Be seated and remain calm. 43 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:51,917 - Gimme a break. - Now be a good girl, Cristiana, if you don't want a spanking. 44 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,295 - What about some fun? - Good idea. 45 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,631 - Give us a nice ballad, maestro. - Aye aye! 46 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:05,222 " Help! " My God! 47 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,641 - Don't panic! - Help! 48 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,063 Calm down, in the name of God! 49 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:17,192 Do something, Luca! Please, do something! 50 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,571 - Help! - Somebody help us! 51 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,414 I don't wanna die! 52 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,337 Repent, my children, repent! 53 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,385 Pray, my child! Only the Lord can save us now! 54 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,595 Save us, Lord! 55 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:52,352 I swear I'll lead a new life! I'll change my ways and stop sinning! 56 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:54,437 I swear I'll remain pure! 57 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,064 I'll take the vows... 58 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,607 Like you. 59 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:04,531 Save me, Lord, and I swear I'll become a nun! 60 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,998 Attention, this is the captain speaking. 61 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,251 The danger has passed, we've managed to extinguish the fire. 62 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,628 We're also finally out of the turbulence. 63 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,839 You can relax now, the worst is over. 64 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:24,342 We made it. 65 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,601 We're safe! We're safe! 66 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:37,522 We must thank the Lord for saving us! Our Father, who art in heaven... 67 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:41,735 Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. 68 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,862 Thy kingdom come... 69 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,368 - Thy will be done... - My child... 70 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,829 - on earth as it is in heaven. - We're safe. 71 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,665 - Let us thank the Lord. - I made a promise to God. 72 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:57,083 Let us thank Jesus. 73 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:31,618 O, light of the Lord, fill the hearts of your servants with joy. 74 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:33,453 Amen. 75 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,016 You'll never resist temptation. 76 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,685 Stop arguing, Mom. 77 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,604 I made a promise to God and I'm going to keep my word. 78 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:04,359 This is madness. 79 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:08,071 You have neither the inclination nor the calling for it. 80 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:12,367 We aren't the kind of women who could endure living in a convent. 81 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,038 God chooses the purest souls. 82 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,126 I mean, you're lovely, but you're not fit for that kind of life. 83 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:27,590 You're too carefree, too assertive. 84 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:33,096 God will accept me just the way I am. 85 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:35,181 You're so stubborn. 86 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:40,353 You'll waste the gift of your beauty by burying yourself alive in this convent. 87 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,540 -Anything else you want to tell me, Mom? - No. 88 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,067 You're just throwing a tantrum. 89 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:29,486 I know you'll come back home. 90 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:37,827 Nature has been generous with you. Wasting such gifts would be dreadful. 91 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,829 Mark your mother's words. 92 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:42,791 You'll never resist. 93 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:57,031 That one. Her face is perfect. 94 00:10:58,783 --> 00:10:59,784 Lovely features. 95 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,745 Sweet yet strong at the same time. 96 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,707 She gives the impression of a very troubled personality. 97 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,835 As if she's facing some inner struggle. 98 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,629 That's what makes her the ideal model. 99 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,593 There's no virtue without an inner struggle, after all. 100 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:22,307 - She's perfect. - You may use her, if you wish. 101 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,361 Mother Superior. 102 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,494 A sophisticated beauty. 103 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,872 The classic image of virtue. 104 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,463 My name's Massimo. 105 00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:02,305 Ave Maria, gratia plane, Dominus tecum, benedicta tu in mulieribus, 106 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,475 et benedictus fructus ventris tui, lesus. 107 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:11,481 Sancta Maria, Mater Dei, or a pro nobis peccatoribus... 108 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,339 Come here! Come on! 109 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,469 Take a chill pill, guys! We're camping here! 110 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,763 Right on this cool clearing! 111 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,600 Where are you, Giovanna? 112 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,286 Are you sure about hearing God's calling, my child? 113 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,039 You'll have to take the vows. 114 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,542 Are you sure about your decision? 115 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,385 I've made my choice already. 116 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,805 God's calling and mortification of the flesh, right! 117 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,226 Venus in a convent! 118 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:54,852 Crucified! 119 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,980 I made a promise! 120 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,192 To that Jesus dude who died 2000 years ago? 121 00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:03,569 Vows are dumb! 122 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,488 Forget it, it's all over! 123 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,282 I can't cheat God! 124 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,451 That'd be pretty sacrilegious, huh? 125 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,955 I'm not turning back. I will not. 126 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,961 My child, vocation shouldn't be a challenge. 127 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,671 I've already made up my mind. 128 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,175 You'll have to give up everything. 129 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:31,013 This kind of life could be suffocating for you. 130 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,017 Sorry about that. These are just professional caresses. 131 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:17,935 And innocent. 132 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,854 Ave Maria, gratia plane. 133 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,524 But I must confess I've never been so fascinated by virtue. 134 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:32,241 And I confess I've never seen a painter of sacred art so hypocritical. 135 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:36,746 That so? Well, luckily, I count myself among sinners. 136 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,876 What about you? You really willing to live your life in this place? 137 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,758 Does Spring make you feel hotter? 138 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:57,266 God's will is the only thing I care about. 139 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:07,068 You must be the personification of virtue if you managed to put a lid on that fire. 140 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:09,320 That's enough! 141 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,743 Hey, did I say something wrong? 142 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:18,663 What's wrong with her? 143 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,127 Is she okay? 144 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,756 Is she a little nutty? 145 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,427 You'll resume your work tomorrow. 146 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,596 - Turris eburnea. - Ora pro nobis. 147 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,932 - Domus aurea. - Ora pro nobis. 148 00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,226 - Foederis arca. - Ora pro nobis. 149 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,311 - Lanua coeli. - Ora pro nobis. 150 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,689 - Stella matutina. - Ora pro nobis. 151 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,024 - Salus infirmorum. - Ora pro nobis. 152 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,569 - Refugium peccatorum. - Ora pro nobis. 153 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:52,196 - Regina Angelorum. - Ora pro nobis. 154 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,615 - Regina Patriarcharum. - Ora pro nobis. 155 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,951 - Regina Prophetarum. - Ora pro nobis. 156 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,161 - Regina Apostolorum. - Ora pro nobis. 157 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,372 - Regina Martyrum. - Ora pro nobis. 158 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:02,623 Regina... 159 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,668 You really wish to live your life in a convent? 160 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:13,467 You must be the personification of virtue, if you managed to put a lid on that fire. 161 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,432 Does Spring make you feel hotter? 162 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,978 Does Spring make you feel hotter? 163 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,608 Does Spring make you feel hotter? 164 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,539 Eros! Eros! Eros! 165 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,584 Your blood and your senses are going crazy! 166 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,379 Fiery blood. 167 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:51,881 Fiery. 168 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,716 Fiery. 169 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,240 Hooray for love! Love is life! 170 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,576 I'm crazy about Luca! 171 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,244 Crazy for love! 172 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,048 Love!Love! 173 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,717 My lovely, beloved snake... 174 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,070 Come and get it, Miss holier-than-thou! 175 00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:57,822 Come and save yourself! 176 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,240 No! 177 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,409 Come and get it! 178 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:03,994 No! 179 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,749 We all have bad dreams. 180 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,917 You shouldn't be ashamed. 181 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:56,839 Even we nuns have trouble suppressing our instincts. 182 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:02,970 I've tried praying to fight my temptations. 183 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,890 You can confide in me, if you want to. 184 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:07,641 We can be friends. 185 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,729 Do you want to change beds? 186 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,356 I'll put you in the one next to mine. 187 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:16,734 That way you won't feel alone. 188 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,237 You'll just have to move your hand to feel my presence. 189 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:22,907 Try to relax. 190 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,701 Let's get some rest. 191 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,328 You can trust me. 192 00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:29,955 Come on. 193 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:39,507 There. 194 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,266 You can dream of God's love now. 195 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,021 And pray him to make you stronger. 196 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:15,751 All these rules about virginity are so dumb! We're almost in the year 2000! 197 00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:20,965 Better to marry than burn if you can't resist, like St. Paul said. 198 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:25,094 We should take pride in the beauty and harmony of our body! 199 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,679 It's the glory of our Lord! 200 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,723 Why do we hide it like it's something shameful? 201 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,684 We even put underpants on statues! 202 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,520 We renounce the flesh for the joys of the spirit. 203 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:54,206 We can forget about our fruit with all these bumps! 204 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:56,584 Help! 205 00:22:58,419 --> 00:22:59,336 Cristiana! 206 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,550 -Are you all right, Cristiana? - I'm grand! 207 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:07,052 The water's pretty shallow here! 208 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,138 I'll help you out! 209 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:14,226 Here, take my hand! 210 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,147 Time to take a cool dip, Sister! 211 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,529 Bathing in public is against the rules! We'll have to do a penance! 212 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:27,406 A bad cold, by the looks of it! 213 00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,039 Shower and laundry in the same go! 214 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,374 Let's get out of the water, you nut! 215 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,502 Now we'll have to do a striptease to get out of our clothes! 216 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,630 At least this place is secluded! 217 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:15,579 Who would have thought falling off a bicycle could be so fun! 218 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,042 Maybe it's this beautiful sun that's making me act so crazy. 219 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:24,546 "Oh, delightful, cruel Spring who rekindles our wounded senses..." 220 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,757 Hey, I've never read that passage of the Bible! 221 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,643 Time to play a little! 222 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:45,526 "I forbid you to eat apples, my children, for they are a fruit of sin!" 223 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:56,078 You're so wet, aren't you cold? 224 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,414 A little. 225 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:00,541 I can warm you up, if you like. 226 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:23,564 Cristiana. 227 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,191 Surprised to see me? 228 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,529 What a divine touch you have. 229 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:35,784 Such a pity this is my last chance to enjoy it. 230 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,288 I'm here to say goodbye. 231 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:45,127 My masterpiece is finished and ready to go down in history. 232 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,421 I'm going back to my world. 233 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:53,343 Cristiana, would you like to see the world again, and in my company? 234 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,722 The painter and his model. 235 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,559 So? Yes or no? 236 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,775 Farewell, Cristiana. 237 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:13,155 Let me give you my final thank you. 238 00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,359 Whose turn is it to ring the bells, Sister? 239 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,444 Cristiana, a novice. 240 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:56,073 She's still getting the hang of it, but I'm sure she'll get by. 241 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:10,796 Listen. 242 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:31,024 Well, we've been pretty busy for today. 243 00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:38,073 You must forget about all this. 244 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:43,871 You must suppress your wicked thoughts, little nun. 245 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:48,041 I've never made love like this before. 246 00:27:50,878 --> 00:27:52,754 Lovemaking and ringing the bells in the same go. 247 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:03,849 I'm gonna miss you, Cristiana. 248 00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:07,811 As my model and as my lover. 249 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:14,443 Massimo! 250 00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:18,488 Massimo, don't leave me alone! I'm begging you! 251 00:28:21,158 --> 00:28:23,327 I'm sure you'll find happiness in this convent one day. 252 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:25,370 No, I'll never be happy here! 253 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:29,708 Please, don't leave me! 254 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,251 Pray for me. 255 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:35,172 Massimo! 256 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,391 I can't resist, Jesus. 257 00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:51,647 Forgive me, Lord, because I'm not worthy of you. 258 00:28:52,648 --> 00:28:55,525 You have created everything and know all things, 259 00:28:56,193 --> 00:29:02,407 so why do you let a slut like me keep on sinning despite choosing me to serve you? 260 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,911 Give me the strength to renounce the flesh! 261 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,829 Don't condemn me to eternal damnation! 262 00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:32,562 I'll soon prepare this altar for your clothing ceremony. 263 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:36,692 Aren't you excited? 264 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:44,658 I remember it was decorated with so many flowers when I took my vows. 265 00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:46,410 It was two years ago. 266 00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:48,912 Same the year before that. 267 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,208 When I heard God's calling. 268 00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:55,168 Really? 269 00:29:58,463 --> 00:29:59,840 I was waiting for him at the altar. 270 00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:02,426 Standing there with my white veil. 271 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,554 I can still hear the wedding march. 272 00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:07,681 But Gerard didn't come. 273 00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:10,809 He left me at the altar. 274 00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:19,484 That's how Sister Leonora came to be. 275 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:26,533 At least you felt a true calling, if you get what I mean. 276 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:31,538 God kept you all to himself. 277 00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:35,709 Yes, you're right. 278 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:43,300 You could have been just another average woman. 279 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:48,805 But God saved you from a life of middle-class mediocrity. 280 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,141 You must feel very grateful. 281 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:52,559 Honored, too. 282 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:57,147 It's not something that happens to everyone, after all. 283 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:02,110 I'm not worthy of the love of Christ. 284 00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:03,820 But... 285 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:12,913 There's a big difference between God's love and Gerard's. 286 00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:20,921 The difference between spiritual and physical love. 287 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:29,554 So many religious devotions are born out of romantic disappointments! 288 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:31,765 It's so wrong! 289 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:41,066 They always tell us that our will made us hear our calling. 290 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,402 Was your will strong enough, I ask? 291 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:46,863 I don't want to think about it. 292 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:51,159 But if your Gerard returned, 293 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,496 if he actually wanted you back, 294 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:58,166 - who would you choose? - People are fallible. 295 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:01,920 But God... 296 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:06,883 God can see inside us. 297 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:10,429 He can see the truth. 298 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,727 Knowing how to deceive others is a necessity. 299 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:19,813 It's essential. 300 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:26,027 It is, indeed. Being honest is just asking for trouble. 301 00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:31,366 But feigning devotion and self-sacrifice, well, 302 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:35,829 that's the perfect way to be loved by others. 303 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:40,625 - It's the way to live in peace. - I don't want to be an awful hypocrite. 304 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:45,505 - I'll never get used to it. - I know it's not easy faking all the time. 305 00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:49,634 It takes great acting skills. 306 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,599 We don't want to wake them up. Come closer. 307 00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:11,114 We can only be honest with each other. 308 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:14,659 The holy rules would forbid our friendship. 309 00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:17,370 They'd forbid even the smallest bond between us. 310 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,123 No matter how innocent. 311 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:24,586 That's just what we need, so we won't feel too bad for everything we gave up. 312 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:29,049 We could take some comfort in a little intimate bond. 313 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:34,513 You can't suppress your natural instincts. 314 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:36,681 We have to help each other. 315 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,462 Cristiana! 316 00:34:12,133 --> 00:34:15,220 There's a phone call for you. It's a man. 317 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,683 - A man? - He said he's a relative. 318 00:34:21,643 --> 00:34:24,813 Our rules don't allow private calls, but we'll make an exception. 319 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:28,066 He said it's urgent. 320 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,319 Go on. 321 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:33,780 Keep walking, girls. 322 00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:51,339 Don't forget, my child, that you have renounced the outside world. 323 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:52,674 I remember. 324 00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:01,600 Hello? 325 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:04,561 Luca! What a pleasant surprise to hear from you! 326 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,189 Am I happy here? Yes, I am! 327 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:12,485 Just a second. 328 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,615 Give me some privacy, Mother Superior, please. 329 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:25,999 No, I don't know. 330 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:28,918 I don't know. 331 00:35:30,045 --> 00:35:31,796 I'm not sure we can see each other. 332 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:33,673 What did you say? 333 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:39,179 Yes, all right. 334 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,432 Yes, I understand. 335 00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:45,185 All right. 336 00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:01,159 You look so upset. What's wrong? 337 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:03,953 It was my mother. 338 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:10,043 She insists I return home. 339 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:15,382 Poor child. How brave she is. 340 00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:48,164 Luca! 341 00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:49,791 I'm here! 342 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,086 Luca, I'm here! Come! 343 00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:55,547 I'm here on the wall! 344 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:58,133 Luca!Luca! 345 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:00,927 Here I am! 346 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:08,435 At last, my love. 347 00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:18,069 Keep kissing me. I have to make up for lost time. 348 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:20,780 Locking yourself in this place was a dumb idea. 349 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:24,075 - Can you find me some hiding place here? - Why? What happened? 350 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,204 We got pinched in the middle of a heist. You know how it is. 351 00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:29,497 You jerk. 352 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:35,795 Daniele shot a cop to bits. I got lucky and managed to skedaddle. 353 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,717 I'll hide you in the bell tower until I think of a better place. 354 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,637 Boy, we're getting soaked up here. 355 00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:01,821 This way. 356 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,411 You'll be safe in here, come in. 357 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:14,751 I'm the one in charge of the bells. 358 00:38:15,418 --> 00:38:16,711 I'll bring you everything you need. 359 00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:20,131 Hey, this place looks cozy. 360 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:22,425 You're awesome, honey. 361 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:25,929 You mind, Lord? 362 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:27,889 Thanks! 363 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:31,684 Truly divine lodging, too bad there's no elevator! 364 00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:38,441 - Feel free to use the roof, as long as you don't corrupt the others! - You're great! 365 00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:40,318 Come here, babe. 366 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:53,706 Honey. 367 00:38:57,085 --> 00:38:59,712 I feel like I haven't held you in my arms in ages. 368 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:04,717 Don't say anything. I wanna enjoy you and feed on your beauty. 369 00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:04,569 Cristiana! 370 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,322 Where have you been? You're soaking wet. 371 00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:09,949 I demand an answer! 372 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:17,081 You're not even attempting to explain? 373 00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:19,834 - Good night. - I'll have to tell the mother superior. 374 00:40:20,209 --> 00:40:22,629 She asked me to watch over you after that phone call. 375 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:29,510 I know it wasn't your mother. 376 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,473 I thought there were no secrets between us. 377 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:35,934 Don't you trust me anymore? 378 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,479 I'll tell you, but now I need some sleep. 379 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,085 I'll find you a radio, so you won't get too bored. 380 00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:04,170 A pair of binoculars, too. 381 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:07,131 That way you'll see me when I'm walking down there in the cloister. 382 00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:08,758 Stop talking about that damn cloister. 383 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,469 You can't really bury yourself alive in this place. 384 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:16,265 I'll take the veil next week. I won't chicken out. 385 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:18,851 It ain't wise to take the piss out of God, Cristiana. 386 00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:21,980 Quite the opposite. I'm keeping my promise. 387 00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:26,234 Right, the religious calling you had while shitting your pants up in the sky. 388 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,542 I'll never feel alone as long as you're here. 389 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,420 I couldn't have asked for a better situation. 390 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:47,714 You want to keep me locked up here forever? 391 00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:52,301 I'd feel like a pig being fattened, or a stallion ready to satisfy your desires. 392 00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:59,142 Would it be that bad? You're loved, spoiled, and pampered here. 393 00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:02,437 I couldn't ask for a more lovely jailer, you know. 394 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:07,984 But wanting to divide yourself between God and a crook like me is a bit hypocritical. 395 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:13,364 I've heard of hermits who lived in penance and chastity atop a column for years. 396 00:42:14,157 --> 00:42:16,784 And you'd like to keep me up this bell tower. 397 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:20,288 They were running away from temptations, you're running away from the law. 398 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:24,208 But no worries, I won't have you endure penance or chastity. 399 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:29,380 Oh, I'm so touched by the privilege, I might feel God's calling myself. 400 00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:31,549 How does Father Luca sound? 401 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:36,679 Even the devil wore the robes once, but he didn't fancy holy water! 402 00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:44,353 Leonora. 403 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,149 You followed me. 404 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:53,112 I also have the key of this bell tower, you silly child. 405 00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:57,075 - How long have you been spying on us? - No more secrets between us. 406 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:58,493 Isn't it better? 407 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,245 - You the mother superior? - No. 408 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:04,040 I'm just a friend. My name's Leonora. 409 00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:06,375 Nice to meet you, I'm Luca. 410 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:08,544 I feel a bit embarassed. 411 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:12,381 It's all my fault, you know. Cristiana has nothing to do with it. 412 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:18,096 I actually suspected it was you. I saw your picture in this newspaper. 413 00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:19,388 Damn it. 414 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:23,476 "A dangerous suspect on the run for a ghastly crime." 415 00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:25,394 I'm screwed. 416 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,564 - I'll get out of your hair. - No need to. 417 00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,567 We certainly don't wish you to go away. 418 00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:34,946 Besides, helping someone in your condition is an act of compassion. 419 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:40,952 And if you keep my friend entertained in the meanwhile, even better. 420 00:43:41,369 --> 00:43:44,455 Is that so? Well, talk about unexpected developments. 421 00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:48,376 We always try to be open and understanding in this convent. 422 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,510 Time for the daily meditation. 423 00:43:58,261 --> 00:43:59,178 Let's go Pray- 424 00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:03,099 - Wait a minute, Sister Leonora. - Yes? 425 00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:04,559 I wanted to thank you. 426 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:09,313 - I swear I won't be a bother. - And we'll do our best to serve you. 427 00:44:10,356 --> 00:44:14,986 Oh, by the way, I thought that a young man like you might need cigarettes. 428 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:16,320 - Take them. - Thanks. 429 00:44:16,612 --> 00:44:20,074 Not a great brand, perhaps. I had to steal them from our humble caretaker. 430 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:22,034 You're a delight. 431 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:29,208 Spoiled and pampered by two nuns. 432 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,669 Well, what do you know! 433 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:38,593 See you later. 434 00:45:22,303 --> 00:45:25,348 Here you are before God, my dear children. 435 00:45:26,182 --> 00:45:28,184 The day before your vesting ceremony. 436 00:45:28,768 --> 00:45:30,895 The day your life will change forever. 437 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,606 Tonight you'll have to make a decision. 438 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,025 Pray and ponder. 439 00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:40,446 You're still free to decide between the outside world and the convent. 440 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:43,991 Free to choose a life of physical love and maternity, 441 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:50,748 or a life dedicated to charity and helping others. 442 00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:53,668 A life of spiritual maternity, if you will. 443 00:45:54,377 --> 00:45:57,797 You'll love the Lord through sacrifice and compassion. 444 00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:02,134 But he'll reward those struggles by giving you a sense of inner peace. 445 00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:06,013 The chores in the house of the Lord are light, as long as you do them with joy. 446 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:11,852 If you're still undecided, you can wait until you hear his calling again. 447 00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:17,108 Would you throw our love away, Cristiana? 448 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:19,944 Would you walk all over me? 449 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:23,447 I would, Luca. Unless you'd rather hear a lie. 450 00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:26,158 You're playing an absurd game. 451 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:29,578 Locking yourself in that convent was the dumbest thing you could do! 452 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,164 I'll take the veil next week. 453 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,710 You can't erase yourself in this place! 454 00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:38,462 I'm keeping my promise. 455 00:46:39,922 --> 00:46:41,590 Stop making fun of the Almighty! 456 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:44,218 I made a promise, Luca. 457 00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:45,970 I must keep it. 458 00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:50,891 I'll take the veil next week. 459 00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:45,613 Gloria Patri, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto. 460 00:47:46,322 --> 00:47:50,159 Stout erat in principio, et nunc, et semper, et in saecula saeculorum. 461 00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:51,494 Amen. 462 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:12,932 Ingrid, do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 463 00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:14,433 I do. 464 00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:18,270 Go, and set the world on fire with your love. 465 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:25,236 Francoise, do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 466 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,242 Do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 467 00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,413 Do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 468 00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:40,042 Do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 469 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:42,795 Cristiana. 470 00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:53,514 Do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 471 00:48:59,687 --> 00:49:01,981 Cristiana, do you renounce Satan and all his temptations? 472 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:04,692 I do. 473 00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:10,948 Renounce the vanity of Eve. 474 00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:15,870 Renounce the temptations of the flesh in order to serve the Lord. 475 00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:19,457 Go, Sister Angelica. 476 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:22,001 Set the world on fire with your love. 477 00:49:53,908 --> 00:49:56,785 - Welcome to the roof, Sister Leonora. - I won't be long. 478 00:49:57,912 --> 00:50:00,706 I heard you needed a pair of binoculars. 479 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:02,833 You're so kind. 480 00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:05,711 - Your personal binoculars? - Yes. 481 00:50:06,295 --> 00:50:08,005 It's one of my innocent pastimes. 482 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,008 And the view is gorgeous. 483 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:17,264 Don't tell me you came up here just to look at the sunset. 484 00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:19,725 Well, I usually do. 485 00:50:21,727 --> 00:50:23,812 Ever spied on any lovemaking couples? 486 00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:26,774 How would that make you feel? 487 00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:30,986 Would you feel scandalized or envious? 488 00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:33,155 Oh, you're so cheeky. 489 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:37,535 Come on, tell me about your urges. 490 00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:43,249 The vesting ceremony will be over soon. 491 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:49,338 You won't be able to see Cristiana without these binoculars. 492 00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:52,049 These clothes make us look all the same. 493 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,468 It feels like wearing a mourning dress. 494 00:50:57,471 --> 00:50:59,348 Poverty, chastity and obedience! 495 00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:02,184 - It's all baloney! - Stop it, don't be crazy! 496 00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:07,398 Do you want the others to find out you're hiding up here? 497 00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:10,651 Cristiana's nature is like a wild river, no one can contain it! 498 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,486 I know her fiery temperament too well! 499 00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:17,032 We've all taken the vows. 500 00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:21,704 But that doesn't prevent our temperaments being as fiery as before. 501 00:51:23,956 --> 00:51:26,875 The devil ain't as bad as your people say, huh? 502 00:51:30,212 --> 00:51:33,048 Speaking of that, what brings you up here? 503 00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:35,593 The binoculars. 504 00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:39,096 It was the most opportune moment to sneak up here. 505 00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:42,641 No one will notice my absence. 506 00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:46,770 Between the ceremony and the families, it's all pretty chaotic. 507 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,024 Yeah, I get it. 508 00:51:51,233 --> 00:51:53,068 You know what the psalms say? 509 00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:55,696 W-What do they say? 510 00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:58,574 Well, they say something about the road to perdition. 511 00:52:04,496 --> 00:52:06,415 That it's a sweet, comfy road. 512 00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:05,808 Receive the cross of Christ and serve him with joy. 513 00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:13,607 Let this veil guard your purity, until the day of your death. 514 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:12,958 Luca! 515 00:54:14,001 --> 00:54:14,918 Luca! 516 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:29,475 Luca, come and see how chic I look! 517 00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:40,569 You Pig! 518 00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:44,698 - You rotten pig! - Hey, you really look glamorous! 519 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:48,285 You son of a bitch! You should be ashamed of yourself! 520 00:54:48,827 --> 00:54:52,206 - You filthy bastard! - You've just got the veil and you're already moralizing! 521 00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:54,124 You couple of hypocritical bastards! 522 00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:57,252 - Why are you getting so mad? - You slut! Pretending to be my friend! 523 00:54:57,753 --> 00:55:00,672 We had plenty of orgies with your friends in the past. What's the big deal? 524 00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:03,884 - It is a big deal now, you asshole! - Come on, gimme a break! 525 00:55:04,510 --> 00:55:07,137 - You scum! Backstabber! - Cut it out! 526 00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:09,473 She didn't complain when she found us! 527 00:55:11,433 --> 00:55:14,561 - Come on, cut it out! - She didn't complain because she wanted you! 528 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:18,732 - Shut your trap, dummy, or they're gonna find me out! - Get your hands off me! 529 00:55:20,484 --> 00:55:23,320 - Enjoy the show, Sisters! - Stop it, dammit! 530 00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:27,282 - See how I cleanse the house of God! - Calm down already! 531 00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:31,411 A murderer fornicating with virtue, unbelievable! 532 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,164 Follow my example, Sisters! 533 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,543 - Calm down! - Cristiana! 534 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,420 Where are you trying to go now? You're crazy! 535 00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,923 Cristiana, wait! 536 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:46,927 Out of my sight, you snake! I don't wanna see you anymore! 537 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:51,181 Crazy bitch, she's stark raving mad! 538 00:55:53,976 --> 00:55:55,894 Mind you own damn business! 539 00:55:57,187 --> 00:55:58,188 Bunch of snoops! 540 00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,441 Bunch of pathetic snoops! 541 00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:05,362 You've made a real fucking mess, you know? 542 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:13,620 Cristiana! 543 00:56:14,746 --> 00:56:15,956 Cristiana, use your head! 544 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,209 Cristiana, wait! 545 00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:29,177 - Where do you think you're going? It was nothing serious! - Get out of my sight! 546 00:56:30,178 --> 00:56:33,974 - Get your hands off me! -A|| right, all right, I'm scum! 547 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,101 Yeah! I'm a pig! 548 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:38,437 I know it, believe me, I know! 549 00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:41,189 I do a lot of dumb stuff without thinking twice! 550 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:44,651 But, goddammit, your cockamamie idea of pretending to be a nun takes the cake! 551 00:56:46,361 --> 00:56:49,364 I didn't know you were the jealous type, or maybe I just hurt your pride. 552 00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:54,036 I'll... I'll have to disappear for a while, my love. 553 00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:57,331 Forgive me, Luca! 554 00:57:05,881 --> 00:57:06,840 Sister Angelica! 555 00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:08,675 What's going on here? 556 00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:10,177 Who's this young savage? 557 00:57:12,846 --> 00:57:14,765 - Go to hell, all of you! - Cristiana! 558 00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,183 God... 559 00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:24,483 Cristiana! 560 00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:30,822 Cristiana, stop! 561 00:57:32,366 --> 00:57:33,450 Where's that boy going? 562 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:35,369 My God! 563 00:57:38,205 --> 00:57:39,206 Cristiana, wait! 564 00:57:39,706 --> 00:57:40,832 Stop acting crazy! 565 00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:45,712 Sister Angelica! 566 00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:02,854 Shall I go after her? 567 00:58:03,563 --> 00:58:05,857 It'd be pointless. She's a lost cause for you guys. 568 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:07,693 Cristiana is a woman of temperament. 569 00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,153 Who are you? What are you doing in our convent? 570 00:58:11,071 --> 00:58:13,073 Pleased to make your acquaintance, I'm Lucifer. 571 00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:14,783 Have you heard about me? 572 00:58:16,368 --> 00:58:17,369 Did I upset you? 573 00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:19,162 Is it because I'm half naked? 574 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:22,165 That's the latest fashion in hell, you know. 575 00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,001 I'll get out of your hair now. 576 00:58:24,626 --> 00:58:26,169 I demand you explain everything! 577 00:58:48,442 --> 00:58:49,609 Lord, it isn't over yet! 578 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,539 I'm sick. 579 00:59:04,916 --> 00:59:06,209 I'm nothing but a whore! 580 00:59:07,502 --> 00:59:08,795 A case of demonic possession! 581 01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:42,055 What's the difference between a countess and a whore, Professor? 582 01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,391 Well, whores are often decent women! 583 01:00:51,022 --> 01:00:53,567 Money means power, as long as you have it! 584 01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:57,654 Money, gold, silver, anything goes! 585 01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:03,785 The ancient poets lauded material wealth and power, you know? 586 01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:08,373 Dammit, who stole the keyhole? 587 01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:11,585 The case of the missing keyhole, on it! 588 01:01:12,919 --> 01:01:15,881 - Hey, it doesn't fit! - We gotta uncork it first! 589 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:19,801 Let's go, Countess. 590 01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:25,557 Wait, wait, we gotta uncork it. 591 01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:29,644 Talk about a nice Spring evening. 592 01:01:33,607 --> 01:01:36,985 I wonder if God has a soft spot for whores. 593 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:43,533 He could fill the heavens with them! 594 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,688 Bring out your best bottle! 595 01:02:14,648 --> 01:02:18,193 I wanna take a champagne bath tonight! 596 01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:25,700 Well, what do you know, if it isn't my dear old daughter! 597 01:02:26,993 --> 01:02:28,370 Back to the fold, huh? 598 01:02:37,379 --> 01:02:38,296 Cristiana. 599 01:02:43,218 --> 01:02:44,135 But... 600 01:02:53,645 --> 01:02:54,688 Let me see you. 601 01:02:56,815 --> 01:02:58,566 You let them cut your hair! 602 01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:03,488 You look like you're dressed for Halloween! 603 01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:06,908 No worries, your mom'|| fix it! 604 01:03:07,575 --> 01:03:10,787 Not many girls can boast having a whore for a mother! 605 01:03:13,748 --> 01:03:15,041 And a wealthy one at that! 606 01:03:16,584 --> 01:03:17,627 We both are. 607 01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:20,171 Look at this mansion! This garden! 608 01:03:20,922 --> 01:03:23,049 I earned it all playing bed games! 609 01:03:25,093 --> 01:03:27,971 I'm gonna teach you how to make tons of dough, yes sir! 610 01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:31,141 Money's all that matters! 611 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:34,644 When you're loaded, you ain't got a care in the world! Come on! 612 01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:38,315 Your goody two-shoes, holier-than-thou days are over, darling! 613 01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:50,535 You scared? 614 01:03:51,870 --> 01:03:53,747 I don't give a damn how fast you drive this car. 615 01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:56,082 I need some speed in my life. 616 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:02,213 Are you going back to college now? 617 01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:04,382 And waste more time? No, thanks. 618 01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:08,011 Your pal got pinched, by the way. 619 01:04:09,054 --> 01:04:10,555 Luca? He was an asshole. 620 01:04:15,268 --> 01:04:17,312 I booked a table for two at Beelzebub's. 621 01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:18,897 - Beelzebub's? - Yup. 622 01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:23,151 Sister Angelica goes to hell, to say they made me renounce temptations. 623 01:04:23,443 --> 01:04:26,112 Water under the bridge, Sister Angelica is no more. 624 01:04:26,446 --> 01:04:28,698 You flushed her down the toilet to start having fun again. 625 01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:31,326 Hooray for life! Long live damnation! 626 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,254 The little nun is wild tonight! 627 01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:45,382 Come and see, people! 628 01:04:46,007 --> 01:04:49,719 Wine, tobacco, and former nuns are a man's downfall, yes sir! 629 01:04:52,889 --> 01:04:54,974 Hooray for Sister Angelica, Beelzebub's favorite! 630 01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:58,186 Hooray for our little virgin! Hooray for perdition! 631 01:04:58,603 --> 01:04:59,521 Hear, hear! 632 01:05:09,197 --> 01:05:10,198 Wow, those lips! 633 01:05:16,579 --> 01:05:17,664 Our little nun ain't too bad. 634 01:05:17,956 --> 01:05:19,290 She's proper hot stuff, man. 635 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:21,835 A toast to moolah! 636 01:05:50,572 --> 01:05:51,698 Here's your crown! 637 01:05:52,782 --> 01:05:54,826 - It's for you. - For me? 638 01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:56,286 That's right! 639 01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:58,997 - I don't deserve it! - You're the queen of devils! 640 01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:00,999 Put it on. 641 01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:03,376 - Three cheers for the queen of whores! - Good girl. 642 01:06:03,835 --> 01:06:06,379 Hooray for Mrs. Beelzebub, the queen of hell! 643 01:06:08,590 --> 01:06:11,217 And here's your scepter, as royal etiquette dictates. 644 01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:12,844 Take it. 645 01:06:14,012 --> 01:06:16,097 Let's drink to Satan, the prince of pleasures! 646 01:06:16,431 --> 01:06:17,682 Give us a striptease, girlie! 647 01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:22,228 Long live the stripper nun! 648 01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:28,359 I'll grant your wish! 649 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:32,113 I'm on sale tonight, peeps! 650 01:06:34,616 --> 01:06:36,367 This former nun here is a real bargain! 651 01:06:37,285 --> 01:06:38,203 Start bidding! 652 01:06:41,247 --> 01:06:42,624 Hooray for Sister Angelica! 653 01:06:42,999 --> 01:06:44,667 Hooray for the possessed nun! 654 01:06:45,210 --> 01:06:47,170 So, who's the first bidder? 655 01:06:48,171 --> 01:06:49,088 Money down! 656 01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:53,760 How much will you offer for this former nun? 657 01:06:55,386 --> 01:06:57,972 Thinking about making an offer, kiddo? 658 01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:02,435 - Take off your clothes, girl! - So beautiful and so insane! 659 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:06,523 Come on, people, I'm open to any offer! 660 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,358 Start your bidding, boys! 661 01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:13,613 - No ticket, no laundry! - First come, first served! Place the bids! 662 01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:22,539 All right, I'll show you some goods, but don't forget I'm royalty! 663 01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:26,084 And queens are priceless, ya know! 664 01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:29,128 Got some inspiration? 665 01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:31,214 You betcha. 666 01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:38,054 Hey, photographer guy! 667 01:07:39,514 --> 01:07:41,432 Snap away, I want you to capture the whole scene. 668 01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:47,480 I'm still free! 669 01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:50,275 Fifty thousand! 670 01:07:50,858 --> 01:07:51,776 Sixty thousand! 671 01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:53,236 Seventy! 672 01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:56,781 Only seventy thousand for an innocent little girl like me? 673 01:07:57,574 --> 01:08:01,578 Show me some real money, you bunch of cheapos! 674 01:08:02,287 --> 01:08:04,330 Stop acting like some damn cheapskates! 675 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:06,416 One hundred thousand! 676 01:08:06,874 --> 01:08:09,502 - One hundred and fifty thousand! - One hundred and ninety thousand! 677 01:08:10,587 --> 01:08:11,921 One hundred and ninety thousand? 678 01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:16,092 You're selling myself short! 679 01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:19,137 What about this pair of beauties, huh? 680 01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:25,643 A fiery hot kiss, babe! 681 01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:27,478 A toast to lust! 682 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:30,273 Show me a good time, guys! 683 01:08:33,151 --> 01:08:34,068 Hands off! 684 01:08:35,236 --> 01:08:36,946 Give me a little massage, will you? 685 01:08:37,405 --> 01:08:39,407 As soft as silk, kid! 686 01:08:40,199 --> 01:08:41,117 Real smooth! 687 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:53,796 Don't be so greedy, I'm here for everyone! 688 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,050 Next in line, people! Keep 'em coming! 689 01:08:58,926 --> 01:09:00,970 Stop patting me on the ass, you. 690 01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:08,853 You all ready for the final act? 691 01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:16,486 Did any of you offer five hundred thousand? 692 01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:18,821 Hey! Yours ain't golden, ya know! 693 01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:21,491 It's a fair price, I came down from heaven! 694 01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:25,662 Time for the last part of my striptease! 695 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:27,205 I guess not, actually! 696 01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:30,583 You're awesome, lil' nun! 697 01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:33,878 What about a thousand dollars on a stick? 698 01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:37,799 A thousand bucks! I'd do it for half! 699 01:09:39,092 --> 01:09:43,429 Lookie here, if it isn't our beloved King of Diamonds. 700 01:09:43,971 --> 01:09:46,557 King of this awesome hell would be more fitting. 701 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:50,061 - Nice debut. - Welcome to the club, Lucifer. 702 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:54,565 You've got a thing for young nuns like me, don't you? 703 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:57,860 You old degenerate. 704 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:02,407 I didn't buy you for myself, but for Raphael over there. 705 01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:05,910 Raphael! 706 01:10:07,245 --> 01:10:09,247 Go upstairs with the maestro and do your best. 707 01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:19,257 I'd like to treat you more gently, but it's now or never. 708 01:10:20,842 --> 01:10:25,138 - I wonder why my sexual encounters always drag on for so long. - Come on, move it. 709 01:10:30,351 --> 01:10:32,478 Wild and subtly wicked. 710 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:34,647 Right what I need. 711 01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:38,484 - You'll pose for me again. - Now? 712 01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:40,194 Yeah, right now! 713 01:10:44,907 --> 01:10:46,534 - Another masterpiece of yours. - Perfect! 714 01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:48,536 More like an intellectual piece. 715 01:10:50,163 --> 01:10:51,205 I call this "The Possessed." 716 01:10:51,914 --> 01:10:53,082 And it made you think of me. 717 01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:58,463 You really believe I look that wicked, don't you? 718 01:11:02,008 --> 01:11:04,010 A perverted hell spawn, a daughter of Satan. 719 01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:14,520 What pose would such a ghoul strike? Come on, instruct me. 720 01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:24,113 Drink this, it'll help you play the part. 721 01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:34,207 - Here's your pictures, maestro! - Thanks. 722 01:11:44,842 --> 01:11:46,135 Wicked and diabolical! 723 01:11:46,636 --> 01:11:48,721 What happened to feminine virtue? Pure fantasy! 724 01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:55,061 Have a look, they'll give you some inspiration. 725 01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:59,524 Jeez, I was crazy drunk, wasn't I? 726 01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:02,902 Fantastic. 727 01:12:07,031 --> 01:12:08,449 It's your ticket to immortality. 728 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:16,457 Hold the pose! 729 01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,799 We need to create a devilish atmosphere. 730 01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:28,928 - Some music will help. - And a storm to evoke a violent mood. 731 01:12:31,097 --> 01:12:32,056 That's right. 732 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:35,893 Like this. Give me a cynical grin. 733 01:12:37,687 --> 01:12:38,688 I don't know how! 734 01:12:39,230 --> 01:12:41,816 More! Like in those photos! 735 01:12:42,733 --> 01:12:43,943 - I can't! - Give me a laugh now! 736 01:12:45,319 --> 01:12:46,404 A diabolical laugh! 737 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:49,615 Great, don't stop! A devilish laugh! 738 01:12:52,368 --> 01:12:55,538 The evil laugh of someone who doesn't care about heaven or hell, life or death! 739 01:12:57,039 --> 01:12:58,708 You laugh at the notions of good and evil! 740 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:05,464 A sacrilegious laugh that defiles everything! 741 01:13:06,424 --> 01:13:07,341 Perfect! 742 01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:18,477 From virtue to vice! 743 01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:22,690 From model of the sacred to image of the profane! 744 01:13:23,858 --> 01:13:26,193 From light to the dark abyss! 745 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:28,154 The dark abyss where evil resides! 746 01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:35,995 Don't let me fall, Jesus. Don't let evil dominate my soul! 747 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:42,543 I'm lost! I'm cursed, possessed forever! 748 01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:54,972 Cristiana! 749 01:13:58,100 --> 01:13:59,602 It's nothing. I'm fine. 750 01:14:01,312 --> 01:14:02,855 She had too much of it, that's all. 751 01:14:03,898 --> 01:14:05,524 A good rest and she'll be as good as new. 752 01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,485 Come on, try to feel better. 753 01:14:08,069 --> 01:14:09,070 I feel like dying. 754 01:14:12,990 --> 01:14:13,908 I'm scared! 755 01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:35,304 You're a nun in appearance only. 756 01:14:36,806 --> 01:14:39,684 You wear the clothes of a servant of God, but you don't have the heart. 757 01:14:44,689 --> 01:14:50,611 You never felt a real calling, only the pain of renouncing temptations. 758 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:57,159 I'm not reprimanding you for sheltering that young boy. 759 01:14:58,577 --> 01:14:59,787 It's about Cristiana. 760 01:15:00,621 --> 01:15:04,000 Poor girl, so hopeless and desperate. 761 01:15:04,875 --> 01:15:06,460 She's going to sink lower and lower. 762 01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:15,511 If you believed in eternal damnation you'd be trembling for what you did to her. 763 01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:17,930 You're both beyond all possible salvation. 764 01:15:22,685 --> 01:15:29,191 The only way you can make amends to God is to find Cristiana and ask for forgiveness. 765 01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:31,777 Bring her back to the house of God, to virtue. 766 01:15:33,446 --> 01:15:34,488 The way we remember her. 767 01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:38,242 The good, devoted, sweet-natured girl. 768 01:15:40,369 --> 01:15:41,287 Benedictine. 769 01:15:47,043 --> 01:15:50,004 May God forgive you and help you start anew. 770 01:15:51,797 --> 01:15:52,715 This is for you. 771 01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:58,512 You had a few questions about my business, huh? 772 01:15:59,096 --> 01:16:01,474 I'm not in the drug trade. That's amateurish. 773 01:16:02,141 --> 01:16:04,060 We all have our own specialty. 774 01:16:04,435 --> 01:16:08,189 Take Raphael, for instance, he's a painter who deals in illicit art trade. 775 01:16:12,109 --> 01:16:14,570 - Got any interesting pieces? - Well, here's the catalogue. 776 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:19,075 A 17th century Nativity and a Virgin on the throne. 777 01:16:19,784 --> 01:16:23,537 They're both worth a bundle, but don't ask me to swear on their authenticity! 778 01:16:26,499 --> 01:16:30,252 I never imagined you were such serious players. 779 01:16:31,545 --> 01:16:33,964 Plenty other things you don't know about us. 780 01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:36,801 - Well, see you later. - Run along. 781 01:16:37,384 --> 01:16:40,179 We could be considered, in a way, as international patrons of the arts. 782 01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:44,016 And it all works like a charm, believe me. 783 01:16:45,184 --> 01:16:49,939 It's a huge playing field, from gambling joints to diamond trafficking. 784 01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:53,025 Plus a few other things here and there. 785 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:57,196 Join our organization and I'll cover you with diamonds. 786 01:16:59,782 --> 01:17:00,908 Oi course. Hat vomntas ma. 787 01:17:02,868 --> 01:17:06,080 What you wouldn't do for money, my little wicked flower. 788 01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:10,584 I'd even sell you my soul, clear Beelzebub. 789 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:13,921 Time to go sailing, Captain. 790 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:12,104 Won't you join our party, Miss holier-than-thou? 791 01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:25,201 Get ready, come on. 792 01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:29,538 - Pass that smoke, will ya. - Go along. 793 01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:35,294 - May I? - It's a free country! 794 01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:38,088 Hey, get Cristiana in here! 795 01:18:38,380 --> 01:18:41,675 - Cristiana! - We hope our games didn't scare you off! 796 01:18:42,968 --> 01:18:44,261 Come here and join us, little nun! 797 01:18:45,221 --> 01:18:46,263 Care for a puff? 798 01:18:51,268 --> 01:18:52,353 Hey, Cassiodoro! 799 01:18:55,898 --> 01:18:58,734 Yeah, gimme a good tickle. 800 01:19:00,861 --> 01:19:07,868 - Good boy, Cassiodoro! - You live a posh life, doggie! 801 01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:15,417 Good boy. 802 01:19:16,961 --> 01:19:17,878 Cassiodoro. 803 01:19:20,172 --> 01:19:21,090 Good boy. 804 01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:23,926 Yes, you are. 805 01:19:26,845 --> 01:19:28,180 - Countess. - Hello. 806 01:19:38,899 --> 01:19:40,526 It's your turn, pervs! 807 01:19:41,110 --> 01:19:43,445 - You still up for it? - You comin' with us? 808 01:19:47,074 --> 01:19:48,033 - Ma'am. - Hello. 809 01:19:48,575 --> 01:19:49,952 My respects, Countess. 810 01:19:57,584 --> 01:19:59,878 The pleasure was brief, but the memories will last forever. 811 01:20:02,673 --> 01:20:04,508 - To the next time, my lovely slut. - Bye. 812 01:20:05,884 --> 01:20:06,802 See you , perv)!- 813 01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:09,972 - A token of my appreciation for your talent. - Bye bye. 814 01:20:12,641 --> 01:20:15,060 Take it easy, a heart attack is always right around the corner. 815 01:20:21,483 --> 01:20:24,403 What a bunch of lousy, depraved hypocrites. 816 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:27,990 Depraved, yes, but very generous. 817 01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:33,162 Here comes the professor. 818 01:20:34,997 --> 01:20:36,415 The commander of this ship. 819 01:20:42,755 --> 01:20:45,049 How's our little doggie Cassiodoro performing? 820 01:20:47,051 --> 01:20:48,802 Areal stallion. Pay him up. 821 01:20:49,386 --> 01:20:51,638 Got a problem with my business plan? 822 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:53,974 I must be cut out for it. 823 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:59,480 I have my mom's talent, after all. 824 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:02,191 Cristiana is my brightest student. 825 01:21:02,566 --> 01:21:04,193 The pupil has already surpassed the mentor. 826 01:21:05,319 --> 01:21:06,236 Shit. 827 01:21:06,528 --> 01:21:10,240 A reassuring painting for such a respectable club. 828 01:21:11,742 --> 01:21:14,453 Unless someone finds out what's really going on under the surface. 829 01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:18,415 It won't happen. I'm rather selective about my clientele. 830 01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:22,252 Say, are you having some signs of remorse? 831 01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:29,343 No worries. I got rid of my conscience a long time ago. 832 01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:32,429 That's reassuring to hear. 833 01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:36,225 Conscience and ideals are useless in this world. 834 01:21:52,157 --> 01:21:54,034 Money is what it's all about! 835 01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:57,830 Money means power. 836 01:21:58,205 --> 01:22:00,624 And it can buy anything, like you say all the time. 837 01:22:02,042 --> 01:22:03,252 Put these in the register. 838 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:07,214 It's Sister Angelica, the nun! 839 01:22:07,798 --> 01:22:11,552 - The rumors were true! - Boy, she sure smells like incense! 840 01:22:13,679 --> 01:22:15,973 Got a taste for rare creatures, huh? 841 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:18,016 Let's have fun! 842 01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:20,352 Get comfy, she'll be right with you. 843 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:30,112 Raphael is planning a gig that'd be really up your alley, little nun. 844 01:22:33,365 --> 01:22:35,492 A golden gig, literally. 845 01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:37,453 You in? 846 01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:43,917 Give her time, you won't regret it. 847 01:22:45,002 --> 01:22:46,044 Or I'll just get rid of her. 848 01:22:47,129 --> 01:22:51,175 This Gothic vault dates from the 13th century. 849 01:22:51,925 --> 01:22:57,055 As you can see, it is a typical olive with beautiful, converging semi-arches. 850 01:22:57,973 --> 01:23:00,058 You'll also notice the external flying buttresses, 851 01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:04,396 which were built to sustain the vaulting of the central nave. 852 01:23:04,938 --> 01:23:09,693 The perpendicular style of this building and the frescoes are 853 01:23:10,277 --> 01:23:12,237 masterpieces of engraving and chiseling. 854 01:23:12,738 --> 01:23:17,367 Paleochristian art from the Byzantine period can be considered... 855 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:19,536 It's made in the style of Benvenuto Cellini. 856 01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:23,373 Look at all those gems. 857 01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:25,834 That's a priceless piece of art. 858 01:23:26,210 --> 01:23:33,258 This crucifix dates from 1530 and was carried in procession during the plague. 859 01:23:34,343 --> 01:23:36,261 You want me to... 860 01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:42,184 Yes. You have a certain familiarity with saints. 861 01:23:43,393 --> 01:23:45,687 Stealing something from a statue won't upset you too much. 862 01:23:47,564 --> 01:23:49,816 You'll merely have to stretch out your hand. 863 01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:51,276 Relax. 864 01:23:54,613 --> 01:23:56,949 It'll be a piece of cake for you. 865 01:24:01,119 --> 01:24:02,037 Any objections? 866 01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:06,291 I've finally hit the bottom. 867 01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:11,171 It feels like walking barefoot on glass. Broken glass. 868 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,507 An unscrupulous gal like you? Don't make me laugh. 869 01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:17,219 Feels like clawing at the heart of God. 870 01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:25,561 It's all superstitious baloney, little nun. 871 01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:28,313 Get ready to play your role. 872 01:24:29,022 --> 01:24:31,692 Above this solid gold tabernacle, 873 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:37,197 you can see the sweet embrace of this Virgin created by Sense artists. 874 01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:42,369 - I'm afraid we must leave, Father. - Come back soon, my children. 875 01:24:43,579 --> 01:24:44,871 We will, don't worry. 876 01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:52,004 May the Lord protect you. 877 01:24:55,882 --> 01:25:03,807 (MUMBLED PRAYER) 878 01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:51,813 Respice in Cor dilectissimi filii tui, 879 01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:54,232 et in laudes et satisfactiones quas, 880 01:25:54,858 --> 01:25:57,069 in nomine in peccatorum tibi persolvit, 881 01:25:58,070 --> 01:26:02,240 iisque misericordiam tuam petentibus tu veniam concedere placatus, 882 01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:06,662 in nomine eiusdem filii tui lesu Christi, qui tecum vivit... 883 01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:17,673 (INAUDIBLE LATIN PRAYER) 884 01:26:48,787 --> 01:26:51,915 Stop your sacrilegious hands, my child! 885 01:26:52,290 --> 01:26:54,000 I command you to stop, in the name of God! 886 01:27:02,926 --> 01:27:05,846 Thief! She's stealing the Virgin's crown! 887 01:27:06,471 --> 01:27:10,726 Help! Somebody help me! Stop, thief! 888 01:27:13,103 --> 01:27:15,689 Somebody stop that thief! Stop her! 889 01:27:30,495 --> 01:27:31,413 Open the door! 890 01:27:36,668 --> 01:27:37,586 Cristiana! 891 01:27:53,143 --> 01:27:54,060 Stop, thief! 892 01:27:54,811 --> 01:27:56,521 Somebody bring me my hunting rifle! 893 01:27:58,648 --> 01:27:59,649 What a disgrace! 894 01:28:03,695 --> 01:28:05,405 Massimo! Massimo! 895 01:28:18,835 --> 01:28:22,047 Stop! Stop right there, you scoundrel! 896 01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:51,159 Not even one stinking client tonight. 897 01:28:52,452 --> 01:28:53,829 How are we supposed to make a living? 898 01:28:54,204 --> 01:28:58,375 I'm gonna cut off the nut sack off that fucker who stole my change last night! 899 01:28:58,834 --> 01:28:59,876 I'll show him who's boss! 900 01:29:01,628 --> 01:29:02,671 Who's that broad? 901 01:29:04,256 --> 01:29:05,173 Classy. 902 01:29:11,596 --> 01:29:17,018 - Would you believe it? - That's old Rosie in disguise, right? 903 01:29:18,228 --> 01:29:21,356 Jeez, I've never seen a hooker disguised as a nun! 904 01:29:21,898 --> 01:29:24,651 - That's the real deal, dummy! - Show us your woolen knickers, Sister! 905 01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:28,488 From the convent to the streets, what a distinguished career! 906 01:29:31,157 --> 01:29:33,243 Looking for your husband? He cheatin' on you? 907 01:29:34,411 --> 01:29:38,373 Come back later with the donation box, we ain't seen no clients yet! 908 01:29:40,333 --> 01:29:41,668 Go back to your turf! 909 01:29:42,127 --> 01:29:43,712 We don't like new faces here! 910 01:29:44,337 --> 01:29:45,839 - That broad's cracking me up! - Yeah! 911 01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:48,884 - Looking for someone, Sister? - I'm trying to find a girl. 912 01:29:50,427 --> 01:29:54,347 - Her name's Cristiana. - Cristiana? A colleague of yours? 913 01:29:55,807 --> 01:29:58,685 - Do you know her or not? - Who doesn't know that whore? 914 01:30:00,729 --> 01:30:03,064 - Is she here now? - You got the wrong address. 915 01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:06,776 She ain't a two-dime hooker, that girl fucks the jet set! 916 01:30:07,193 --> 01:30:13,199 But yeah, that slut enjoys stealing our clients from time to time! 917 01:30:14,117 --> 01:30:15,493 Sit down and wait, Sister. 918 01:30:16,912 --> 01:30:21,666 Better watch out for sex offenders, toots! 919 01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:25,503 Say a little prayer for us, will ya? 920 01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:34,346 Got any bigwigs you can introduce us to, Sister? 921 01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:47,859 - Cristiana! Gotta go, handsome. - Bye. 922 01:30:51,446 --> 01:30:53,657 So, you here to fuck some blue collar beefcake? 923 01:30:55,867 --> 01:30:59,287 - Did you see the professor? - He wouldn't risk his reputation coming here. 924 01:31:00,872 --> 01:31:02,874 What about Massimo, then? 925 01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:05,043 You look upset. 926 01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:08,129 What's wrong? 927 01:31:08,755 --> 01:31:10,465 What have you been up to? Something bad? 928 01:31:11,716 --> 01:31:12,634 You in trouble? 929 01:31:13,385 --> 01:31:14,427 Give me a cigarette. 930 01:31:15,553 --> 01:31:19,307 There's a visitor for ya, Sister Angelica! 931 01:31:19,891 --> 01:31:21,559 She's a colleague of yours! 932 01:31:25,522 --> 01:31:28,817 Don't keep your superior waiting, Sister! 933 01:31:36,032 --> 01:31:39,577 Boy, look at her! What have you done this time, pervy? 934 01:31:40,537 --> 01:31:42,288 She's been a naughty little girl! 935 01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:02,976 Cristiana. 936 01:32:03,476 --> 01:32:04,728 My God, Cristiana. 937 01:32:05,478 --> 01:32:07,814 It's my fault you ended up like this. 938 01:32:10,442 --> 01:32:11,943 Reached a state of grace, have you? 939 01:32:12,986 --> 01:32:15,030 Or maybe you're trying to act like a regular saint? 940 01:32:16,865 --> 01:32:18,158 It was a long ago. 941 01:32:18,992 --> 01:32:20,326 Do you still hate me? 942 01:32:21,411 --> 01:32:23,788 I still feel affection towards you. And pity. 943 01:32:25,081 --> 01:32:26,374 I don't need neither. 944 01:32:33,465 --> 01:32:34,966 It took me a long time to find you. 945 01:32:36,092 --> 01:32:40,972 All to tell you that I'd do everything I can to help you. 946 01:32:41,723 --> 01:32:43,516 To help you leave the bottom. 947 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,062 Get out of my sight, you pack of whores! 948 01:32:47,645 --> 01:32:48,563 Leave me alone! 949 01:32:49,606 --> 01:32:53,109 - Find a client to screw and scram! - Fuck you, girl! 950 01:32:53,651 --> 01:32:55,236 Leave us the fuck alone, I said! 951 01:32:55,820 --> 01:32:57,739 You're nothing but a bunch of dumb, cruel skanks! 952 01:32:58,281 --> 01:33:01,951 You should take a good look at yourselves! You disgust me! 953 01:33:04,370 --> 01:33:08,708 Please, don't try to do more harm than you've already done to others. 954 01:33:09,292 --> 01:33:10,210 And to yourself. 955 01:33:12,754 --> 01:33:14,255 The portrait of virtue. 956 01:33:15,632 --> 01:33:21,096 Where is my portrait? Still hanging in the convent to inspire other young nuns? 957 01:33:22,722 --> 01:33:27,811 Scratch it off the wall! That part of my life is over! 958 01:33:28,770 --> 01:33:30,021 That's the past now! 959 01:33:31,648 --> 01:33:36,027 I've chosen to roll in the mud instead of being locked in that convent! 960 01:33:36,903 --> 01:33:40,156 Yes, and I enjoy it! I'm just a whore! 961 01:33:41,491 --> 01:33:47,831 It sounds blasphemous to your ears, but this is the only way of life I know! 962 01:33:49,124 --> 01:33:50,458 I enjoy it, damn it! 963 01:33:51,292 --> 01:33:55,672 - Looking for a good time, kid? - I'm the right girl! Pick me! 964 01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:58,049 Holy shit. 965 01:33:59,509 --> 01:34:03,096 - I wanna try those two gals! - Wouldn't be wise, kid. Skedaddle. 966 01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:07,058 - Mind your own business, I'm goin' in! - I'm warning you, boy. 967 01:34:07,934 --> 01:34:11,521 I'm fed up with serving God, and I don't have any regrets about it! 968 01:34:12,564 --> 01:34:14,899 I'm loaded with dough! And plenty of friends! 969 01:34:15,567 --> 01:34:19,487 I can finally be myself, without being a hypocritical sham! 970 01:34:21,239 --> 01:34:22,157 What is this? 971 01:34:23,199 --> 01:34:24,909 Take a good look! 972 01:34:25,702 --> 01:34:27,537 I stole the Virgin's crown! 973 01:34:28,329 --> 01:34:29,914 I hit rock bottom! 974 01:34:31,082 --> 01:34:36,504 Rock bottom, deep down into the depths of hell! 975 01:34:37,881 --> 01:34:38,798 I'm cursed. 976 01:34:40,300 --> 01:34:41,217 Hopeless! 977 01:34:42,635 --> 01:34:47,849 Yes, despair! You'll have me on your conscience until your dying clay! 978 01:34:48,766 --> 01:34:52,562 I'll see you in hell! We'll be together for all eternity! 979 01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:57,275 Cristiana, you've shocked me but I don't believe this is the real you. 980 01:35:01,571 --> 01:35:04,365 I'm not despairing yet, I still have faith in you! 981 01:35:08,203 --> 01:35:10,538 Remember our silly little meditations? 982 01:35:12,624 --> 01:35:14,751 When we said that there's nothing mud can soil forever? 983 01:35:15,418 --> 01:35:17,420 Everything can be cleansed through sweat and tears. 984 01:35:20,256 --> 01:35:23,635 You can still stop this madness and turn your life around! 985 01:35:24,802 --> 01:35:26,638 Put your foot down and save yourself! 986 01:35:28,473 --> 01:35:32,143 The evil laces constricting me can't be cut anymore. 987 01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:34,395 You believe in eternal life, don't you? 988 01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:38,691 You can't condemn yourself while you still walk this earth! 989 01:35:41,861 --> 01:35:43,655 You can't change fate. 990 01:35:46,574 --> 01:35:47,992 There's no hope for me. 991 01:35:48,952 --> 01:35:49,869 Cristiana. 992 01:35:50,954 --> 01:35:51,871 Cristiana! 993 01:35:54,749 --> 01:35:57,794 - Ahoy, my sweet providers of pleasures! - Fuck off, buddy. 994 01:35:58,253 --> 01:36:00,672 - Fuck you, lady! - Get screwed! 995 01:36:01,631 --> 01:36:02,924 Hello, Sisters. 996 01:36:06,344 --> 01:36:07,887 Wanna commit a little sin together? 997 01:36:08,304 --> 01:36:09,847 Hey, that weirdo's still at it! 998 01:36:10,556 --> 01:36:12,934 I'm a lowlife crook, Sisters, but I'm very pious. 999 01:36:13,434 --> 01:36:15,436 Let's have a heavenly quickie together, shall we? 1000 01:36:15,812 --> 01:36:16,688 Here. 1001 01:36:16,980 --> 01:36:19,774 - Scoot over, I'm driving. - Hey, don't push me! 1002 01:36:20,191 --> 01:36:22,944 - My place is in hell. - God is merciful. 1003 01:36:24,946 --> 01:36:27,365 - Let's go somewhere nice! - All the way to hell! 1004 01:36:27,657 --> 01:36:28,574 Cristiana! 1005 01:36:35,707 --> 01:36:39,794 - She just needs to vent a bit, Sister, don't worry. - Whatever, she's a nutter. 1006 01:36:46,134 --> 01:36:49,012 Slow down and take it easy, I'm in no hurry to get to hell! 1007 01:36:49,846 --> 01:36:52,974 Slow down, I feel like puking my lunch! 1008 01:36:54,309 --> 01:36:55,226 Slow down! 1009 01:36:56,227 --> 01:36:58,604 You're on the wrong side of the road! 1010 01:36:59,314 --> 01:37:00,231 Stop the car! 1011 01:37:00,648 --> 01:37:03,735 You're crazy! There's better ways to relax, lady! 1012 01:37:06,112 --> 01:37:08,323 Slow down, you crazy bitch! 1013 01:37:09,198 --> 01:37:10,825 You're gonna kill us both! 1014 01:37:12,243 --> 01:37:13,619 Slow down, dammit! 1015 01:37:14,370 --> 01:37:17,290 Fuck this! Fuck you and all the nuns like you! 1016 01:37:18,041 --> 01:37:20,835 Stop the car! I wanna get off, stop it! 1017 01:37:21,669 --> 01:37:23,504 Stop the fucking car! 1018 01:37:24,088 --> 01:37:27,133 - Fuck, now she's talking to herself! - This is my redemption! 1019 01:37:27,925 --> 01:37:30,011 She's ranting! I'll jump out! 1020 01:37:30,678 --> 01:37:32,013 Holy crap! Lemme take the wheel! 1021 01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:33,598 Lemme take the wheel! 1022 01:37:33,931 --> 01:37:38,144 This broad's got a suicide wish! I'll jump! 1023 01:37:38,644 --> 01:37:40,229 Stop or I'll jump, goddamn it! 1024 01:37:40,730 --> 01:37:43,566 A babe with a suicide wish, for fuck's sake! 1025 01:37:44,108 --> 01:37:47,111 I'm going to fucking jump out before it's too late! 1026 01:37:51,949 --> 01:37:55,203 I only wanted a good screw, not a broken ass! 1027 01:37:56,871 --> 01:37:58,414 The flower of evil. 1028 01:37:59,749 --> 01:38:01,542 The flower of evil must die! 1029 01:38:07,715 --> 01:38:09,425 The flower of evil must pay! 1030 01:38:10,927 --> 01:38:12,720 The flower of evil must die! 1031 01:38:15,306 --> 01:38:17,100 The flower of evil must pay! 1032 01:38:18,101 --> 01:38:19,602 The flower of evil must die! 1033 01:41:08,187 --> 01:41:10,940 She wasn't meant for the ecclesiastic life, but for love. 1034 01:41:12,233 --> 01:41:17,113 Her impetuous vitality was like a wild river that nobody could contain. 1035 01:41:18,155 --> 01:41:22,702 She was so unfettered, so funny, so crazy. 1036 01:41:40,303 --> 01:41:41,637 Subtitled by Francesco Massaccesi 75389

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