All language subtitles for Farar_Be_Aten.1979.720(00h00m00s-00h01m07s)-002

Franz, ein Stuhl unter dem Vogel.

Und ein Seil.

Attention!

Bitte! Please...

Ah, please come. This way, please.

Don't do that.

You don't care
about any of this, do you?

I care that your Resistance heroes

have turned five girls into whores
so they can spy on the Germans for you.

You know we have a date for
an Allied naval invasion of the Aegean.

- Who's invading us this time?
- How do I know?

- The British? The Americans?
- The Germans are neater.

From a madam's point of view.

They just hang old men
in the village square.

The Resistance,
it has a specific target to take now.

All right.

Yes, the submarine refuelling depot.

- Real coffee, where did you get it?
- Lieutenant Braun.

And how did you get it?

Follow me.

- Oh, Charlie!
- Mamma mia, che meraviglia!

Hey.

What are they doing down there?

Prisoners who tried to escape. Come.

They told me we were going
to a country club.

Zurück, nein.

Enter.

- Ah, the Americans.
- Charlie Dane. This is Dottie Delmar.

- Major Otto Hecht.
- Great likeness. Great likeness!

- Louis Armstrong.
- Yes, are you a jazz lover?

From King Oliver on.
Fancy looking junk you got there.

It is a fifth-century Aegean vase.

I would've sworn it was fourth century.

Looks expensive.

- You were shot down over the Adriatic?
- That's right, on our way to a USO show.

I see you are a swimmer.

- Do you swim underwater?
- What did you have in mind?

We need someone to explore
the coastline for ancient art treasures.

I'm your man, Major.

Aptly put.

And you, Mr... Dane?

What is your speciality?

I'm a stand-up comic,
I do schtick, tell jokes.

I'm afraid there's no place

in the Antiquarian Reclamation Unit
for a comedian.

But there is for a schvimmer?

Even if she were not a swimmer
she would not be entirely useless.

Well, thank you, Major.

Major Volkmann, in his next sweep,
will be wishing to interrogate you.

- Is he another jazz lover?
- He is a major...

...in the SS.

Oy. I could catalogue your art collection,

write biographies of jazz immortals,
tune up the motorcycles.

I do mending, washing...

Come. We shall see how things go.

I can teach dancing. Limber them up
after all that goose-stepping.

And Gershwin's
An American in Paris...

The Third Reich forbids Gershwin.

And not a moment too soon.

- Sergeant?
- Herr Major.

What took him so long?

Sergeant, you will take Mr Dane
to barrack seven

and escort Miss Delmar to the guests'
quarters next to the carpenter's shop.

- Jawohl, Herr Major.
- Jawohl.

I hope you won't mind the banging.

She never has.

Charlie!

They got a lot of loot in there. This Kraut
could have a good thing going.

- Not everyone's as crooked as you are.
- You wanna bet?

- Who is it?
- It's Zoe.

The kite is up.

Braun's trying to locate the radio again.

He'll never find it
where he's been looking.

You can change all that.

That's a commitment
I'm not prepared to make.

Then stop complaining about it.

- Climb back to your monastery.
- Oh, I intend to.

Is that part of your plan?

Now, look, er... You forget I said that.

"Achtung, Gefreiter Müller,
das Licht in Baracke B ausschalten".

- Who is it?
- Otto Hecht.

- Do I know you?
- I am the commandant.

Sorry.

I have a tough time with names
but I never forget a face.

Well, my dear Miss Delmar,

I see you adapt quickly
to new situations.

Everything in its proper place.

Oh, I always like to make things homey,

travelling a lot, the way we do.

We?

You and Charlie?

No, no. We. We in show business.

Charlie and I just met
on this aquacade gig.

Aquacade? That is an American
word I am not knowing.

It's, er... It's sort of like
a wet Busby Berkeley routine.

Only it gives the farmers a chance
to see a lot of floating boobs.

Boobs?

Would you like to sit down?

Thank you.

- Please.
- Oh, no, go ahead.

- Why don't we, er, drink to something?
- All right.

Like, er...

Like peace for the world.

- Prost.
- Cheers.

Say, what's gonna happen to us?

To you... nothing.

I'm not so sure about
your Jewish friend.

How do you know he's Jewish?

In the Third Reich, they assume
everyone is Jewish...

...unless proven otherwise.

You have, erm... nice thighs.

Thanks.

I would like to, er...

So what's stopping you?

I anticipate that you might.

I may look dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Something wrong?

You are not responding.

Honey, you said you wanted to...

...I didn't say I did.

Well, I, er... do think
that under the circumstances...

...you might cultivate a... little warmth.

Good night.

Aren't you going to take your wine back?

That would not be
the act of a gentleman.

And blackmail is, huh?

Only if it succeeds.

Good night.

- Hi, Frنulein!
- Give 'em hell, baby.

Oh, beautiful woman, Sergeant.
Your mother?

- My wife.
- Ah, nice dainty quality about her.

You're a man of exceptional taste,
Sergeant. Exceptional taste.

- Charlie?
- Major.

Nice view.

Have you ever been to Hollywood?

I've played a few bits there.

Do you know... Ann Sheridan?

Do I know Ann Sheridan?

No.

Miss Sheridan is what they
call the... oomph girl, is she not?

All the time.

- What is "oomph"?
- "Oomph"?

It's the icing on the strudel, Major.

That, then, is the area I would
like to be discussing with you.

In the matter of Miss Delmar.

Your status here does not permit you
connubial privileges.

- So far.
- Consider it a closed door.

However, there is no reason
that we all must suffer.

Certainly not.

- Idle machinery rusts.
- Precisely.

Now, given the uncertainty
of your position here...

I thought you might need
a social director, you know,

...a bingo club, teach the tango,
put on shows - I do a fabulous Jolson.

You ain't heard nothin' yet!

You, er... You have my permission.

Terrific, you'll have
the grooviest camp in the mountains.

Now, er...
Back to the question of oomph.

- I thought that was going fine.
- On the surface, yes.

But, er... Uh-uh.

Oh. Well, it's hard
for some ladies to fake it.

Well, she could look upon it as, er...

...theatre.

I don't know, Major.
A jazz lover like you stooping to this.

The spoils of war, my friend.

Have the girls heard anything
about those two Americans?

No, what about them?

They may have been
planted by the Germans -

I'm waiting now
to hear from Allied intelligence.

We may have to kill them.

- Yes?
- It's Zoe.

If he's from the prison camp,
you take him.

- It's Braun.
- Braun.

- With or without his truck?
- With.

Don't get upset,
you don't have to be jealous of him

- when he's with his truck.
- It's the truck that upsets me.

- Wait a minute, Otto.
- It's Charlie.

Sorry.

You win a few, you lose a few,
you seem to be travelling first class.

Oh, come on, I'm just not a tragic figure.

I make do, you above all people
should understand that.

- Dig, dig, dig.
- I'm not attacking you.

It's the way we are,
that's why we're partners.

Well, hear this, partner.
We're joining the army.

- Is our army here?
- No, their army's here,

...we're gonna hit them
and take over the camp.

Oh, yeah? What will they
be doing in the meantime?

They'll be watching you strip.
We'll put on a show for them.

Oh, do I have to take
my clothes off for Germans?

Today Otto, tomorrow the world.

- Does anyone have to get hurt?
- Probably. So what?

Because Otto's been very good to us.

Well, maybe you should tell...

Tell him, give him
a little advanced notice.

- You wouldn't still be here without him.
- I'll keep it in mind.

What are you guys
going to do afterwards?

Climb to the monastery
and do a little select looting...

...before your friend gets it all.

Hm, that's my baby.

Hey. Charlie.

You want to kiss and make up?

How about just kiss?

You don't have to play
tough guy with me.

- Charlie?
- Yeah?

- Can you make it?
- How quickly they forget.

There's two million bucks up there.

For that kind of money
I'd climb the Empire State Building.

'Achtung! Achtung!

'Wenn der Mِrder von Leutnant Braun
sich nicht innerhalb 48 Stunden

'freiwillig stellt, werden zehn weitere
Einwohner erschossen'.

'Achtung, Achtung'.

You didn't have to kill Braun.

I'll be the judge of that.

I almost paid him off.
He was satisfied with it.

We cannot rely on that indefinitely.

Are we going to kill
the two Americans next?

No, they've been cleared.

How merciful.

And do your superiors know what personal
reason you had for killing Braun?

What kind of a man do you think I am?

We'll find out now.

You're a pig!

Zoe's death will be avenged.

I hope so. Because if I have to,
I'll turn you over to Volkmann myself.

Exquisite. Absolutely exquisite.

Thank you, Professor.

And it does confirm our theory
about the disparity...

...of the time line in this dig.

That is second-century BC.

90% of the rest of the finds
are from the Christian era.

You're right. We've run into the antique
collection of a first-century Greek.

It's a sobering thought, isn't it?

2.000 years ago some
rich merchant...

looked upon that as ancient times.

- Thank you, Professor.
- Good night, Major.

Oh, I shall tell Sergeant Mann you are
free to drop in whenever you feel like it.

Thank you.

And now, gentlemen,
the lady we've all been waiting for,

America's answer to Lili Marlene...

'... the star of stage, screen, radio,

'industrial shows and aqua pura...

'direct from the Radio City Music Hall

'the Roxy Theatre
and the Brooklyn Paramount... '

The lovely, the fabulous,
the fantastically terrific...

Miss Dottie Delmar.

Come on, boys!

Come on, get your hands
out of your pockets.

Ubaceni titl.

- Let's hear it, guys! Yeah!
- A... whoo-ee...

Sergeant, will you sit down?
You'll find yourself on the Russian front.

Hey, wer hat meine Hose geklaut?

You wanna see some more?

Catch!

Hope they don't kill us.

Thank you. You'll never know how much
we appreciate your cooperation.

Professor, I hope you know
what you're doing.

All of you.

- Why do anything to Major Hecht?
- For one thing, he's invaded my country.

- What is it with this woman?
- She's right.

We need Hecht to ensure Volkmann
doesn't find out what happened.

Maybe I can persuade him?

I doubt it'll work,
but you have my permission to try.

Permission? I didn't do all this fighting
just to change from Krauts to Greeks.

What fighting?

How long do you think it'll take
Volkmann to find out, even with Hecht?

- We have other plans.
- So do I.

- Oh, really? What would they be?
- I want to climb up to that monastery.

You all know Otto, he's really a good kid.

Not that good.

We shall begin by infiltrating
the brothel in the village.

Done.

Now it's up to you.

Im Laufschritt, marsch!

Dreht rechts!

- Hey, Zeno.
- Yes?

- So long as we're here...
- The voice of Italy.

Go downstairs,
take the prisoners into the basement.

Abteilung, links um!

Remember, short bursts, Charlie.

Not rat-tat-tat-tat like
in the gangster movies.

- Yes, sir.
- The barrel heats up.

Rat-tat-tat. Not rat-tat-tat-tat.

Ganze Abteilung - Halt!

Rechte Reihe einen Schritt vor.

Links um.

Linie bilden.

Waffen entsichern.

Is it safe?

- Beeilt euch.
- Ja.

Kommt von dem Wagen runter.
Los, dalli.

Eleana, you take over.
We're going downstairs.

Los, an die Wand.

Looks like, er...

- Looks like it's pretty good here, huh?
- Not a bad show.

Element of total surprise, what?

Dig him.

Coming, Mother.

When they find out something is wrong
down there, they'll radio for help.

We have to knock it out.

If something happens to me...

In 20 years when the Germans are selling
Volkswagen all over the world,

I'm going to be very angry.

Jawohl. Ja, alles normal hier.

Ja, ja, geht in Ordnung. Ja, gut.

Jump! Jump!

Halt!

- Here you are.
- Oh, thank you.

Good timing.

Heil Hitler.

Now you can get out
of the brothel business.

I don't know.

With the Germans gone,
you'll have to.

Greeks... they don't pay.

They don't have to.

We don't want the treasures,
we only want to copy them.

But if I'm not, say, "Cold".

- Another drink?
- None of this will be possible.

Oh, Otto, take me inside.

I've always wanted to see where
people go when they want to...

Hm. How typical of nice girls.

Charlie!

Charlie, we've been looking for you.

We've got to celebrate,
the war's almost over.

What's to celebrate, for God's sakes?

We haven't found any treasure
and it looks like I'm losing my partner.

You're not so much losing a partner
as gaining one.

- You're going to join my act?
- No.

I hope that you both will join mine.

Please, let me explain.

Switzerland ain't just cuckoo clocks,
chocolates and watches.

I have there treasures I have looted...
erm, collected from all over Europe.

My plan is, we will make flawless copies
which you can sell in America.

Even sell some back to the Greeks.

I could start a mail order,
sell to museums.

- Dottie could do
door-to-door soliciting.

Oh, I'd like that.

We will not be selling to museums,
let's stick to my area.

Being an antiquarian, this is something...

You can handle the museums.
We should incorporate - give us a name.

Golden Oldies.

Chutzpah Incorporated!
What a team!

Gentlemen, over here,
let me show you.

This building was the headquarters
of the Greek Resistance.

It is now a state museum,
housing Byzantine treasures,

including the famous plates
from Mount Athena.