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So the living room is through here?
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Yeah, this is the living room.
Nice and bright.
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Yeah.
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-Have you lived here long?
-Since 2011 or 2012.
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That's when Ane bought it,
and I moved in the year after.
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So what's happening with Elise now?
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Her mental health is being assessed.
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-Is this Elise's room?
-Yeah, that's hers.
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This...
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This is Elise's room.
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Right.
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-She has everything she needs.
-Yeah, she gets whatever she needs.
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-Would you like some coffee?
-Yeah, I'd love a cup.
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Is that something you think
a 16-year-old needs?
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No, that's not in use.
We've never used it.
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It's just to...
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Well, Ane thought it would be good
to have the option.
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We had to man the barricades here.
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-How do you take your coffee?
-Black, please.
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SUCK IT UP
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So I have to pick
just one Bowie album?
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It's like choosing between Salah
and Man�. It's impossible.
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But if I have to choose...
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- Ziggy Stardust.
-Wrong answer.
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The question is wrong.
He has nothing but good albums.
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Are you kidding? That's not true.
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Have you heard Hours, Reality,
Never Let Me Down ...
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You don't like Never Let Me Down ?
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You love Never Let Me Down ?
You're an '80s drummer guy.
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Can you drop the boy talk?
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Isn't Rim eating with us?
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No, she had to go home.
But I'll go over to hers later.
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Are you eating
in your workout clothes, Dad?
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We're not eating.
Stephen was granted leave,
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so we have
to train for the Pilgrim's Route.
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Congrats, but you can eat dinner
even if you're walking to Trondheim.
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Sure, but not the food you're
cooking. I'm doing the keto diet.
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Hi! Congratulations on your leave.
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Will you eat a little
before you head out?
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We'll eat at my place later.
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First, we're running up Havnabakken.
We're going to get him in shape.
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Your boyfriend is just lovely.
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The kids love him.
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Sigrid doesn't, but she'll get there.
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-Bye, honey.
-Bye. Don't exercise too hard.
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I haven't been in Troms�,
but I've been in Trondheim.
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-That's not far from there.
-It's quite far.
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Jesus, what are you doing?
Are you insane?
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Are you a Nazi?
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They're the only ones
who burn books, you know.
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I mean... No.
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J.K. Rowling is a gender fascist,
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and I'm dissociating myself
from her authorship.
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I just have to grab this.
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Stop speaking Swedish.
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Harry Potter isn't allowed
in Michaela's house
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because J.K. Rowling
is a gender fascist.
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Fucking PC Swedes.
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You can read books by people
you disagree with.
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I have Hamsun in the bookcase.
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Grandpa's not eating, by the way.
He's walking the Pilgrim's Route.
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What's the point of walking
to Trondheim?
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That's the last thing
I'd have on my bucket list.
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What would be the first thing
on your bucket list?
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Being on Ex on the Beach
before I'm 24.
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Isn't it a really long way
for your dad to walk?
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-It's over 600 kilometers.
-Yeah, it's too long.
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He has to get a routine check-up
before he walks that far.
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I insist.
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-Hey...
-Just answer it.
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Grandpa has a lot of crazy ideas.
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He won't eat regular food.
He's doing the keto diet.
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Keto?
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Isn't it really hard
not to eat carbs at all?
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Michaela's family
only eats slow carbohydrates.
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-It's much healthier.
-Sorry.
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Therese needed
my social security number.
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Okay. Let's dig in.
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-Have fun with Rim.
-Thanks.
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Bye.
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Have fun in the mountains.
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-I put the vodka in your backpack.
-Great. I'll send you the money.
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-Please, Hanna.
-I was kidding.
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Hanna, how do I say
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"Dumbledore is not my headmaster"
in Spanish?
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Wasn't that more Portuguese?
In Spanish, it would be...
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It's " no ," not " nao ."
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Yeah, but I'm learning Portuguese.
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Aren't you going to Argentina?
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Yeah, but Spanish
and Portuguese are the same thing.
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Right... I think they're
two different languages.
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Sorry, am I paying
for Portuguese lessons?
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In the info meeting
before the summer,
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there were so many girls
who were learning Spanish,
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and I didn't want to be
in a class with only girls.
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And it's cool to know a language
that fewer people know.
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Everyone knows Spanish.
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Especially in Argentina,
where you're staying for a year.
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They're very similar.
Everyone will understand me.
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-Hi, Dad.
-Hello.
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Look at this. Burgers.
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And there's Bj�rnar.
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Hi. Finn �ye.
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Bj�rnar Berg Hansen.
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Nice to meet you.
Hanna speaks warmly of you.
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Hey, P�rni?
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You're punching
above your weight with this one.
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-Grab a burger, if you're hungry.
-No, I ate with Mom.
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It'll be great for you
to have some alone-time.
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I heard you have twins
and another one on the way.
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Is that why
I got time off from school?
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-So you can be alone?
-No.
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Dad is borrowing a cabin, and you had
perfect attendance. That's all.
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Isn't it true that people who speak
Spanish can understand Portuguese?
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I don't think so,
but Spain borders on Portugal.
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Portugal is a fascinating country.
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You should read
The Book of Disquiet by Pessoa.
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One of my books was translated
into Portuguese. The Fear from 2004.
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I think it's underrated.
I was in my stride with that one.
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Have fun.
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-Bye, Sigrid.
-Will you be here when we get back?
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No, I'll be watching the twins.
You'll have your mother to yourself.
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We'll have a Harry Potter marathon.
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Not funny, Mom.
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A sample copy of my book.
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-Here you go.
-Thanks.
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If you have any notes,
I need them by the 10th.
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-That's when it goes to print.
-Okay.
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Drive safely.
It's going to rain at Ringebu.
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I'll have them back on Sunday
around six or seven,
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depending on the weather.
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Okay. Have fun, you two.
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Nice to meet...
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Nice to meet you.
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Take some breaks
from your phone, Hanna.
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-Bye!
-Bye!
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Bye, losers!
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-I have to go.
-Huh?
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No, no, no.
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Please don't. Please.
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-Can't you come to bed?
-I have to go to work.
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But I'm off at 12.
I'll meet you at Nedre Foss.
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Can you mute my phone?
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From Therese:
What about Johanne if it's a girl?
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Remember to fill out those papers.
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Can you ask Therese if she wants
to grab a coffee with me?
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Huh?
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I just think it's
a bit unpleasant and awkward
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that she and I haven't met
each other after everything...
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Yeah. Yeah, sure. Now?
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No. This is our weekend.
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-But maybe this week. I can call her.
-Yeah.
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I'll talk to her later.
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-Okay. Bye.
-Bye.
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-Have a nice day at work.
-Thanks.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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I just wanted to say hi.
I just moved into number 7.
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-Right. Hi.
-Jan Fuentes.
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Pernille Middelthon.
I saw the moving van.
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I should have come over
to say hi.
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No, good heavens. That's fine.
Are you in a hurry?
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-No. It's been empty for a while?
-Yeah.
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It's my childhood home.
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I rented it out
while I was in Madrid.
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But my marriage failed, so now,
Jan Fuentes is back in Norway.
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Fuentes? Are you related
to Alejandro Fuentes from Idol ?
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No, it's my wife's surname.
Or ex-wife.
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I took her name.
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Johansen is a boring name,
so I just kept it.
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-I see.
-I don't want to keep you.
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I just brought some wine,
if that's something you like.
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Okay. How nice.
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I import Spanish wines.
There are a couple of Priorats.
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They're quite bueno .
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Thanks. You didn't have to do that.
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Yes, I really did.
There are also some plans in there
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for some exterior alterations.
We want to build out the basement.
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So it's suck-up wine.
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You should be allowed
to expand a little.
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I hope so. Enjoy the wine
and take a look at the plans.
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You'll get some official documents
at a later date.
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-Okay. Thank you.
-No problem.
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It's quite strong, so you should
pair it with beef or game.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Thank you. Goodbye.
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It sounds very peculiar
when you look at it from the outside.
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I totally get that.
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But I would say
that my chief impression is
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that things have quieted down
for everyone, and especially Elise,
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after we split up.
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It has been useful for us to separate
the family into smaller units.
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We have two little girls to think of.
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And Elise can be quite wild.
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-You have two small half-siblings?
-Yes.
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They won't let me watch them,
because...
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when my mom died...
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I was...
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a real brat.
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And...
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Dad and Ane got together
really quickly, so...
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Hey...
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It's just bullshit.
You shouldn't feel sorry.
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It's Ane who hates you.
You were just a normal kid.
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There has been...
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a lot of problems with Elise
ever since I came into the picture.
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Ane, she's...
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She's jealous.
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She's very...
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very jealous.
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So I feel I have
been doing the splits for many years.
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And that has...
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been draining for me.
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What was the name
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of that youth psychiatrist
we had on that force-feeding case?
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Abid?
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Could you call him?
I want him to take a look at Elise.
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Yeah. Talk about
the evil stepmother in person.
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Sorry. I didn't mean
that everyone is like that.
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I don't take it personally.
I've barely met Bj�rnar's twins.
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I have some baggage of my own.
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But when his new baby comes,
you're suddenly there.
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Straight out of Cinderella .
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Sorry.
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It won't be like that.
You're so in love.
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Can't you give Abid a call?
I'll get us some coffee.
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I'm not a romantic just because
I like rom-coms from the '90s.
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I'm not calling you
a regular romantic.
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You're a closet romantic.
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You're waiting to come out,
and you have to come out.
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I get it. I'm a romantic myself.
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Like weddings, for example.
It's the most romantic thing I know.
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-Everyone loves weddings.
-No, I love them more.
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It's the only romantic thing
I get to choose myself.
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Having children has never been
a romantic thing for me.
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But weddings are...
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Therese is here.
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-Here?
-Why?
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-I don't know.
-Hi!
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-Hi.
-Bj�rnar said you were coming here.
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I was nearby, so I thought
we could have that coffee now.
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I thought we could do it later
this week. I was going to call you.
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I didn't want to wait that long.
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Can I sit down?
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Yeah.
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Sorry, could I have
a single latte with soy?
245
00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:49,100
I was so relieved when Bj�rnar said
you wanted to grab a coffee.
246
00:13:49,180 --> 00:13:51,420
I've been thinking
so much about you.
247
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,620
This can't have been easy
for you either.
248
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:57,100
It's touching that you're handling
the situation so maturely.
249
00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:59,260
I don't know how mature it is.
250
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,940
I just thought it would be good
to grab a coffee.
251
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,820
Bj�rnar has probably
told you this, but...
252
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,500
Gerhard and I broke up
because we couldn't have children.
253
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:11,380
So this feels like a gift,
254
00:14:11,460 --> 00:14:14,500
even though it's not
exactly what I dreamed of.
255
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:17,260
I want to ask you something,
and I'm going to be frank.
256
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:19,420
I don't have
any family in Oslo anymore.
257
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:21,740
My mom moved
to Krager� when Dad died.
258
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:25,780
Long story. I was wondering, since
you'll sort of be a stepmother...
259
00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:28,260
Or you will be one.
260
00:14:28,340 --> 00:14:32,300
So I was wondering if you
would like to be the godmother.
261
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,140
You want me to be...?
262
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:40,140
I think Pernille
will have to think about it.
263
00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:42,540
-Okay.
-It's a bit sudden.
264
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:47,620
What do you think
about Johan if it's a boy?
265
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,260
-That was my dad's name.
-That's nice.
266
00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:53,420
It's not that common, either.
I think it's nice.
267
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,660
I have to say no.
268
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:57,340
To be a godmother.
269
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,900
I think it's too much to ask.
270
00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:02,260
Oh.
271
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:04,700
Okay.
272
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:10,540
I have to pee.
I have to pee all the time.
273
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,620
Can't you look
at those baby carriages?
274
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:16,780
I just want to get it done.
I think the gray one is nice.
275
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,860
I'm so sorry.
276
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,260
I didn't know
she would crash our lunch.
277
00:15:29,340 --> 00:15:31,740
I told her that you would call her.
278
00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:32,900
What does she think?
279
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:36,900
Should I feel sorry for her because
she doesn't have family in Oslo...
280
00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:39,700
and agree to be the godmother?
281
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:43,740
She's an only child from Bygd�y.
She's used to getting her way.
282
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,180
Could you wait outside?
283
00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:48,900
I'll pay for this and talk to her.
284
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:52,420
I'll tell her that there are limits
for how invasive she can be.
285
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,940
Why can't she wait outside?
286
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,940
Why can't you tell her to go to hell
287
00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:01,420
and not treat you
like a fucking sperm donor
288
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,980
and boss you around
just because you're a decent guy?
289
00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,260
Fucking hell. I'm going home.
290
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:10,140
Come over later, if you have time
between picking names and colors.
291
00:16:44,940 --> 00:16:47,940
Why are you here when the house
is empty and the car is gone?
292
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:50,260
You have an entire house
to mope around in.
293
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,180
Old habit.
294
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:59,420
You're a garage weeper.
That's just the way you are.
295
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:06,980
I'm sorry.
296
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:12,780
I just think that Therese
can be a bit demanding.
297
00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:15,620
You think Therese can be demanding?
298
00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:18,980
Yes.
299
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:26,660
But I talked to her after you left.
300
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:32,180
I made it clear that there are limits
for how invasive she can be.
301
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:42,660
She's alone and pregnant,
and I have to be generous.
302
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:44,820
No.
303
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:48,620
You don't have to be generous.
I have to be generous.
304
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:52,380
You can just be five years old
and pout if you want.
305
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:58,020
-I'm a little jealous, too.
-Yeah. I get that.
306
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,060
I would be, too.
307
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:06,140
It probably doesn't help if I say...
308
00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:09,740
that out of all the billions
of people on earth,
309
00:18:09,820 --> 00:18:14,380
she's the last one I would want
to spend time on.
310
00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:18,500
-Right?
-It does help a little.
311
00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:20,300
That's good.
312
00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:27,500
I have talked to Elise.
313
00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:30,180
I'm so worried
that I have decided to commit her.
314
00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:33,060
Elise and I have talked
315
00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:36,580
and agreed that I will read a little
from the admission notes,
316
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:38,700
if that's still okay with you, Elise.
317
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:39,740
Yes?
318
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:44,500
"The patient has lived in a
psychosocially stressing environment
319
00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:47,820
where she couldn't move freely
or talk to others in the household.
320
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,500
The patient describes a regime
321
00:18:50,580 --> 00:18:53,540
where she can only leave her room
at certain times of the day
322
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:55,780
when the stepmother
is out of the house
323
00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:59,980
or in some other way
can avoid contact with the patient.
324
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:03,180
The father has communicated
with his daughter by phone
325
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:06,540
and text messages,
even when they are in the same house.
326
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,980
The patient suffers
from severe anxiety,
327
00:19:09,060 --> 00:19:10,340
has suicidal thoughts,
328
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:13,780
and there have been instances
of destructive behavior."
329
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,900
Have you lost the will to live?
330
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:22,500
Well... I don't know.
331
00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:24,660
There's no...
332
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:28,300
There's no place for me anywhere.
333
00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:32,580
I love you.
334
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:37,300
It doesn't feel like it.
335
00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:43,100
You chose Ane instead of me.
336
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:49,260
I understand
that that's how you feel.
337
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:55,060
I wanted to get my own life
back on track, too,
338
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:56,780
after what happened to Mom.
339
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:03,660
I thought it might help you
if you saw that I was doing better.
340
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,300
But you're right.
341
00:20:07,140 --> 00:20:08,700
I chose her instead of you.
342
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:12,300
Of course there should be
a place for you.
343
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,860
Of course there should be
a place for you, Elise.
344
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:19,460
I just... I'm sorry.
345
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,740
I'm sorry.
346
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:56,180
Excuse me?
347
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:59,900
Sorry to ruin your big day,
but that's your phone.
348
00:21:00,580 --> 00:21:01,540
Oh my God.
349
00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:15,940
-Sorry. I was sure I had muted it.
-Don't worry about it.
350
00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:20,820
I love it when something banal
is mixed with something ceremonious.
351
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:24,220
I got a text message
during my dad's funeral.
352
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:27,260
Just as we were about
to lower the casket.
353
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,940
A colon had burst.
354
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,980
-You're kidding?
-It's a long story.
355
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:33,300
I can tell it later.
356
00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:36,380
-It's a funny story.
-I look forward to it.
357
00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:39,260
The timing was totally wrong.
358
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:45,340
Many of you think
I should have proposed sooner.
359
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,500
But it is only after two children,
360
00:21:48,580 --> 00:21:50,540
plus one from my first marriage,
361
00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:55,020
and house building
and three nervous breakdowns,
362
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,980
for me, that is,
363
00:21:57,060 --> 00:22:00,940
that you really know that it's love.
364
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:07,300
You can bear a man who likes to hunt
both moose and grouse.
365
00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:09,620
And I have to say, Tuva,
366
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:15,060
that I could never have found a
better mother for Georg and Walther.
367
00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:18,180
Or a better stepmother for Trond.
368
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:21,300
Tuva, you are...
369
00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,020
Jesus Christ. I'm sorry.
370
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:30,940
No wedding without a scandal.
This was ours.
371
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,220
Just keep going.
372
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:37,460
From Therese: Please call me
373
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:42,460
You are...
374
00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:48,380
also the worst loser in the family.
375
00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:52,460
You won't answer questions for a week
after loosing at Kahoot! .
376
00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:57,060
But I love you.
377
00:22:57,780 --> 00:23:00,460
So, cheers.
378
00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:03,980
-To my wife.
-Cheers!
379
00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:49,700
Hi.
380
00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:54,700
She's on her way to the hospital.
She has some kind of bleeding.
381
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:59,540
-I think I should go with her.
-Should you?
382
00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:04,260
-Aren't you here with me?
-Yes.
383
00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:07,180
-I can go with you.
-No, you don't have to do that.
384
00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:10,700
I'll just slip a Mickey,
so I won't interrupt anything.
385
00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:14,220
I think you mean "slip away."
386
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:17,500
Slipping a Mickey
is something else.
387
00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:18,620
Okay.
388
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:20,900
-Okay.
-Okay.
389
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:22,820
-Bye.
-Good luck.
390
00:24:33,380 --> 00:24:38,500
I think we should drink to
what Lars said about you and Trond.
391
00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:41,740
It was really fucking moving.
392
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:45,420
And we should drink to you, P�rni,
because you will be a stepmother.
393
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,540
That's the biggest declaration
of love there is.
394
00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:53,060
Except for the fact
that it's just bullshit.
395
00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:57,500
I have tried for 17 years,
396
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,180
and I'm a shitty stepmom.
397
00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:04,020
I mean, he gets the best steaks,
398
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,620
the biggest Easter eggs,
399
00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:09,060
the nicest birthday presents,
because I like him the least.
400
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:12,940
And I feel so guilty
for liking him the least
401
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:16,620
that I do a thousand things for him
I would never do for my own kids.
402
00:25:17,860 --> 00:25:20,100
And that makes me like him even less.
403
00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,580
That's something
for you to think about.
404
00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:27,860
You have two stepchildren
and another one on the way.
405
00:25:27,940 --> 00:25:31,500
You know what?
I think this is getting too gloomy.
406
00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:33,100
It's your wedding day.
407
00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:34,740
Let's make a toast.
408
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:38,380
I'm going to dance with my husband
while he's still awake.
409
00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,540
You're dancing
with the gastric surgeon.
410
00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,980
-Come on.
-Thanks.
411
00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:44,540
-We're going in here.
-Yeah.
412
00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:11,620
To Municipal-Bj�rnar:
Walking home now. We need to talk.
413
00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:22,100
Are you angry at me?
414
00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:23,900
No.
415
00:26:25,300 --> 00:26:27,060
I'm not.
You're doing everything right.
416
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:30,140
You're just a decent guy,
and I love you for that.
417
00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:33,420
It's just that...
418
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:37,740
Therese is an only child
who is used to getting her way,
419
00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:43,500
and I'm a single mom who's used
to never getting her way.
420
00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:49,140
And that turns me into someone
that I don't want to be.
421
00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:51,780
I get sad and needy.
422
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,780
But I can take it. I can take it.
423
00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:59,940
I thought that you and I together...
424
00:27:00,980 --> 00:27:03,980
We can deal with anything.
425
00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:09,260
Hostility from the kids
and crazy exes and...
426
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,900
But I can't deal with it.
427
00:27:16,940 --> 00:27:19,820
I can't be generous. I get envious.
428
00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:23,140
I won't be a god stepmom, because...
429
00:27:23,980 --> 00:27:29,860
I already feel ill-will against
that poor, little baby.
430
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:32,300
And it's so unromantic
to be a woman like that.
431
00:27:32,380 --> 00:27:35,780
Isn't that something we can solve?
432
00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:37,700
We can solve it together, me and you.
433
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,180
I don't think so, because...
434
00:27:40,940 --> 00:27:42,740
I think you deserve someone...
435
00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:47,340
who is less needy than me.
436
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:52,940
And I think
that I might also deserve...
437
00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:59,180
to not have to pretend
that everything is fine all the time.
438
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:03,380
-I'm sorry.
-No, don't say that.
439
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,460
Don't apologize. I should apologize.
440
00:28:07,260 --> 00:28:09,420
Life itself should apologize.
441
00:28:19,100 --> 00:28:20,460
So...
442
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,060
It won't work out?
443
00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:29,900
No.
444
00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:33,180
I don't think so.
445
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:37,860
I don't think
we can make it work, or...
446
00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:41,940
I can't make it work.
447
00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:13,780
...and don't leave a message,
because I won't listen to it anyway.
448
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:15,980
I'll call back as soon as possible.
449
00:29:18,100 --> 00:29:19,140
Hi.
450
00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:22,820
You just have
to deal with me calling,
451
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:25,220
since I'm paying
for your mobile plan.
452
00:29:27,860 --> 00:29:30,020
It didn't go that well.
453
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:33,100
But at least I tried.
454
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:40,500
There are some things you don't have
to deal with since you won't turn 40.
455
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:44,900
I miss you.
456
00:29:52,260 --> 00:29:53,220
DELETE PICTURE
457
00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:27,860
It's sad, of course, but that's life.
458
00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:30,860
-Fucking yes!
-Sigrid!
459
00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:34,220
We're still friends and colleagues,
and it was mutual.
460
00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:38,460
Have you read Dad's book?
Dad says you're a great reader.
461
00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:40,020
He still likes you.
462
00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:44,100
I think that book would be
even better on the barbecue
463
00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:46,180
than Harry Potter.
464
00:30:46,260 --> 00:30:48,060
Why do you talk shit about Dad?
465
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:50,540
Sigrid, I'm sorry.
I was just kidding.
466
00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:52,060
I'm sorry.
467
00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:55,460
Mom, I've found a program in Brazil
468
00:30:55,540 --> 00:30:58,140
that rescues sea turtles
that have eaten plastics.
469
00:30:58,220 --> 00:31:00,820
And in Brazil, they speak Portuguese!
470
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:02,220
You're going to Argentina.
471
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:06,740
I just talked to the new neighbor.
He's really nice.
472
00:31:06,820 --> 00:31:09,460
He's lived in Madrid
and speaks Spanish fluently.
473
00:31:09,540 --> 00:31:11,060
He'll give you lessons.
474
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:12,540
You'll learn so much Spanish
475
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,980
that you can say "no thanks"
to a paso doble.
476
00:31:15,060 --> 00:31:18,660
So sea turtles with plastics
inside them don't matter to you.
477
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,980
I'm single too, by the way.
478
00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:24,860
Really?
479
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:28,420
-Did you and Rim break up?
-Yeah.
480
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,660
I'm moving with Dad to Granvin.
481
00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:34,860
And I don't want
a long-distance relationship.
482
00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:55,460
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