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MAN:
I am here
in Shenandoah State Park.

Oh, that's beautiful.

Ah, I love that creek.

Wow.

( birds chirping )

( man yelling )

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He did that? You're kidding.

WOMAN:
No, I'm not.
( laughs )

Well, I wouldn't put it
in my romantic column, Deb.

Oh, I don't know.
I mean, it's definitely kinky.

Affectionate.
Maybe affectionately odd, but...

I mean, I don't find
anything romantic

about having sex with....

( clears throat ):
I'll call you back later.

Sex with a what?

None of your business.

Another woman?

Go back to your desk, Tony.

Another man?
I told you...

Some kind of root vegetable?

You're disgusting.

Wasn't me having a conversation
about kinky sex, Kate.

It was a private
conversation, Tony,
something you seem

to have a difficult time with.

If I'd been having
that conversation,

you'd accuse me
of being a Neanderthal.

Well, that doesn't require
a conversation, Tony.

You know what I think, Kate?

I think there's
a secret side to you,

a Spike Steel video
kind of side.

Keep it hidden
under your mattress?

Leave now.

( laughs ):
Oh...

You're a Spike
Steel fan, aren't
you, Probie?

What, the porn star?

No, the physicist.

Uh, no, not really.
Looks kind of sleazy.

( laughs )

Actually, he looks
a little bit like Tony.

Oh, you have no idea
how much he looks like me.

Kate, how do you know
what he looks like?

I saw him on the news when
he was arrested a few years ago.

Really?

Spike Steel's real name
is Jay McMann,

and according
to the National Crime Database,

he's never been arrested, ever.

GIBBS:
What're you waiting for,
DiNozzo?

Uh...
Gas the truck.

I knew that.
McGee, get Ducky.

Uh, what am I telling him, boss?

We have a dead Marine
in Shenandoah River State Park.

Come on, let's go.

( water flowing )

MAN:
Sergeant
William Moore.

Call came in
from his wife.

GIBBS:
The friend?
Sergeant Roger Caine.

All camping together.

This morning they were
gonna hike this trail.

Sergeant Moore went ahead early
to film the sunrise.

When they couldn't find him,
they called us.

Early in the morning,
it's really slippery up here.

The Sergeant lost
his traction and slipped.

You a trained investigator...

Ranger Kett?

Been working this park
five years, Agent Gibbs.

It's as treacherous
as it comes up here.

Seen a lot of
hikers go over.

This hiker was a Marine.

Yeah, well, this Marine
slipped and fell to his death.

You said he was filming.

That's what
his wife said.

No sign of the camera.

Me and my team can
take it from here.

KATE ( sighs ):
Wonder what happened to McGee.

Probably passed out on
the side of the trail
sucking his thumb.

He joined a gym, you know.
Is that right?

McGEE:
Wait up!

He should get
his money back.

Where the hell you been?

Ducky needed some
help with his gear.

How much further is it?

It's another
quarter of a mile.

Uphill.
( McGee groans )

Stamina, Probie-- it's very
important in our profession.

As it is in Spike
Steel's profession.

You relate to him,
don't you Tony?

Oh, we have a
lot in common.
Stamina?

For one.

( camera shutter clicking )

DUCKY:
What are your
preliminary findings,

Mr. Palmer?
Uh, lacerations,

bruises, contusions,

consistent with
a fall of this kind.

And?

And, uh...

I would imagine that the victim

has sustained fractures
of several limbs.

( camera shutter clicking )

Cause of death?

Impossible to say

till we get him back,
but, uh,

from the looks
of this head wound...

( camera shutter clicking )

...I would say that
he probably struck a rock.

Cause of death.

Shock.

That would be my
supposition as well.

What I don't get is

the flesh trauma.

What kind of wounds
are these, Doctor?

DUCKY:
They're coyote-- he would eat
the exposed tissue first.

What's second?

Well, if what I suspect
is true...

Here, the abdominal cavity
has been chewed open.

You know, the liver
and kidney

is a rich source of nutrients
for these creatures.

That's, uh, gross, Doctor.

Well, actually, Mr. Palmer,
we're quite lucky here.

In some cases,
they chew off the head

and carry it away,
so they won't have to fight

other coyotes for it.

My coroner friend

in Los Angeles says coyotes
"take it to go."

( chuckles )

They're very strange

in Los Angeles.

Anything unusual, Duck?

No, not really, Jethro.

I'll know more when I get
our Marine back on the table.

Boss!

Found the camcorder!

( camera shutter clicking )

He was obsessed
with the stupid camera.

I gave it to him
on his birthday.

Maybe if he hadn't been filming
he wouldn't have slipped.

Anybody else
at this campsite

while you were here?
No, sir,

just the drunk.

Aw, he was nothing
to worry about.

He was in a trailer

over there.

Scruffy guy.

He was drinking
too much, got loud.

We asked him to keep it down.

He didn't keep it down?
No, sir.

So we went over there,

tried to reason with
him-- that's when

he took a swing.

And you took a swing back.

No, ma'am.

Bill put him
in a headlock

till he calmed down.

And then he just took off.

Don't suppose you got
a license number?
No point, sir.

The guy was harmless.

WOMAN:
Bill spends eight months
in Iraq,

and he dies filming a sunrise
in Virginia.

ABBY:
That's not the way
it works, Gibbs.

This thing has been
in water for hours.

You don't just spray
a little 409

on the tape
and off you go.
Tape?

Yeah, it's digital videotape.

I thought everything
was a chip these days.

No. They kind of
married the old school

with the new.
You know how, like,

new hip-hop artists will go back

to old-school rappers
like Sugar Hill Gang?

How long?
I have to separate
the cartridge,

I have to submerge
the wheels in a
cleaning solution

with the heads up against it,

I have to remove
the silt contaminants

so they don't
shred the tape...
How long, Abby?

Um... three, maybe four hours.

Let me know when you got it.

Hey, Gibbs.

Do you have
a camcorder?

Yeah.

Digital. Okay?

Good, Gibbs! Way to go!

Did you make the jump
to CDs yet?

'Cause if you didn't,
it's cool.

'Cause all the hot deejays,

they use vinyl these days,
anyway.

Just get it to me.

Hey, Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs,
Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs!

Peace out, man.

( beeping )

Indiscriminate predators,
coyotes.

Fish, cats, garbage.

They'll eat anything
they can chew.

Unlike my mother,
who can no longer chew anything.

I assure you,

Mr. Palmer, it is
a beastly sight.

Yes, it is, Doctor.

I was speaking of my mother.

Right.

Have you ever seen

a rib-eye steak that's
been reduced to baby food

by a Cuisinart?

Not recently.
Uh...

It's remarkably similar
to her...

burritos and her pizzas.

Not to mention
the Sunday dinner treat:

sushi through a straw.

Give me a pair of tweezers,
Mr. Palmer.

There's something
peculiar here.

What is it, Doctor?

I haven't a clue.

That's why you will take it
directly up to Abby.

I was thinking, Mr. Palmer...

Yes, Doctor?

Perhaps it's about time
you came over

to the house one evening.

Came over?

Join us for dinner.

Uh, that...

that would be great.

ABBY:
Northern white ash.

Ash trees are not indigenous
to this area,

and even if they were,

you know of any that have
kiln-dried wood?

And a lacquer coating?

Lacquer?

Yep. Clear coat.

Baseball bat.

( clicks tongue )

Wooden bats are made
out of either maple or ash.

Ash is more popular, but it
tends to splinter more easily.

Especially when they
come in contact with
somebody's skull.

Somebody did a Barry Bonds

on Sergeant Moore's
head, Gibbs.

KATE:
Sergeant William Moore,

transfer from Camp Lejeune
to Quantico two months ago.

He was serving as an E.I.

for all newly-commissioned
Marine officers.

E.I.?
Enlisted Instructor,
Probie.

Uh, what did
he teach, Kate?

Well, according to his
records, uh, MOUT.

MOUT stands for
Military Operation...

Yes, I know what
it stands for, Tony.

Well, excuse me for trying
to help junior agents.

Trust me, when I,
uh, need help,

you will be
the first person I ask...

where Gibbs or Kate is.

( fake laugh )
KATE:
You two done?

For the moment.

These...

are the last two people
to have seen our Sergeant alive.

His best friend and his wife.

Hey!

Now I'm done.

Continue.

Do you think that
one or both of them

could have murdered
the Sergeant?

Well, it is kind of weird
a single guy

hanging out with
a married couple.

I agree.

Why is that?

Well, because he's a single guy

hanging out
with married people.

I do that all the time.

Yeah, but you bring
a date, right?

Not... always.

Are you related to them?

No.

What?

Well, who...
usually invites you?

The man or the woman?

I don't know.

I guess usually the guy.

Okay, a lot of my
friends are from

the Secret Service,
and most of them

happen to be men.
What about your, um,

your girlfriend
who called yesterday morning?

Well... Deb is married

to one of my buddies, Rick.

( stifled laughter )

Okay, so what you're
trying to say is that

all of my married
male friends

secretly want
to sleep with me.

Pretty much, yeah.

That's very mature, Tony.

And for your information,
men and women

can just be friends.
Right, McGee?

Technically.

What do you mean,
"technically"?

He means she'd have to be
pretty ugly first.

Wait, I-I didn't
say that.

I swear, I do not
get paid enough

for this.
For what, Kate?

Uh, nothing.

We are just discussing
potential suspects.

Focusing on the Sergeant's
wife and best friend, boss.

Yeah, well, come on,
we got one more.

( stifled laughter )

You guys are four years old.
Honestly.

Um, nice hat.

Attractive.

In a weird way.

Why?

Well, I had to set up a clean
room in the ballistics lab

to work
with the damaged videotape,

and just throwing the caps
away seemed sort of wasteful

so I decided to recycle.

What do you think?

I think it suits you.

Now, what's on the tape?

Well, I haven't finished
cleaning it up yet,

but I have a P.O.I.

"Person of Interest."

GIBBS:
Let's see it.

ABBY:
The following program has

been edited for time
and content.

It may not be appropriate
for younger viewers.

Do not touch me.
Abby.

Right.

( music playing )

This isn't a good idea, Bill.

But I've asked this
guy three times

to turn his
music down.

Yeah. Now, we make him.

And if he has a gun
or something in there?

I film it and we get
the redneck arrested.

( man laughing )

Way to encourage him, Roger.

Oh, come on, honey.

It's not that
big of a deal.

We'll be right back.

Okay, this next part is like
an outtake from Deliverance.

I thought I told you guys
to leave me the hell alone.

Sir, we will,
once you turn the music down.

What? You think

I'm afraid of
you or something?

Sir, I'm not
here to fight you.

We just want you
to lower the music.

Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

Why don't you just forget it,

'cause you just assaulted
me on camera, huh? See?

Either you leave, or we're
going to call the cops.

All right. All right,
just let me go. Huh?

Let me... All right.

We need to ID this guy.

Oh, I'm way ahead of you, Gibbs.

I got a shot
of the license plate.

It is registered to a David
Runion. His last address

is an RV campground
in Manassas.

He's since moved.

Find him.

That's good work, Abby.

Tony, head back

to Shenandoah State Park.
Take McGee.

For what exactly, boss?

I want to know where
the Sergeant was killed

before he was
tossed off that cliff.

Oh.

Get the sedan ready, Probie.

I'll meet you out front.

So Kate,

you really like my hat?

Uh... it's different.

Cool, because I
made you one.

Oh... Abby, I-I,
I don't know what to say.

Put it on.

Okay.

She bet me 20 bucks
that she could

make you wear that today.

Your cut.

Pleasure doing business
with you, Abs.

Totally.

Hurry it up, McGee.

You could have helped.

I did. I carried
the camera.

Moore was a Marine,
a combat veteran,

probably not the easiest

guy in the world
to sneak up on.

Unless he knew
his attacker.

Or was ambushed.

It's a pretty
wide-open space.

Let's check out
the tree line.

Blood drop.

Sure looks like it.

Okay, we're
gonna have

to search in there.

You're gonna want

to watch out for...
Yes, I know

how to search a
wooded area, Tony.

I'm not an idiot.

Didn't say you were.

Then why do you always
treat me like one?

Just trying to impart
a little wisdom, McGee.

Look, I graduated top
of my class at FLETC.

So, I think I can handle it.

Be my guest.

Give me a call me
if you find anything.

I will.

Found David Runion, Gibbs.

Checked into
another campground

20 miles from
Shenandoah State Park.

Also ran a background
check on him.

He's served time.

For what?

Assault and battery.

He nearly beat
a man to death

with a pool cue in '93.

Looks like this time he
might have succeeded.

We getting a warrant?

We need evidence for
a warrant, Kate.

Right now I just want
to talk to him.

Tony!

Found it!

Not bad.

Not bad at all, McGee.

Thanks. Hey, I'm,

I'm sorry about back there.

Don't mention it.

Besides, that was
a pretty brave thing to do.

What do you mean, brave?

Well...

crawling around back here

in all this poison ivy.

I don't know if
I would have done it.

You, you're kidding, right?

"Leaves of three,
let them be," McGee.

A little something
I picked up

during my first year.

Don't touch me, by the way.

Is that a rat

or a dog?

Hey, buddy.

Hi.

( growling )

Oh! Sorry.

I wouldn't do that,
if I were you, Gibbs.

One day you're going to have
to tell me how you do that.

Easy.

They can sense sarcasm.

( growling )

( barking )

Runion!
( knocking )

Special Agents
Gibbs and Todd,

NCIS!

We'd like to ask you
a few questions.

Clear.

What do you think?

The word "disgusting"
comes to mind.

You smell that?

If you're referring
to the urine?

Yes.

No, I meant this.

Marijuana?

Yeah, it's recent, too.

Ah.

Well, it's enough
to bring him in

and hold him for a while.

Oh, yeah.

( dog barking )

Runion!

Federal agents! Stop!

Idiots.

( hammer clicking )

Put your hands
behind your head.

How did you...?

Sneak up on you like that?

Yeah.

Used to do it
for a living.

Back then you'd be dead
instead of under arrest.

Any other questions?

Uh-uh.

Didn't think so.

I know you can
hear me out there.

I'm telling you
for the last time.

I gotta use the bathroom.

Okay, have
it your way.

Won't be the first time
I had to do this.

Maybe we should.

He's bluffing.

Tony, you didn't see

the inside
of his camper.

That bad, huh?

Picture the
most disgusting

public restroom
you've ever been in,

covered in puss
and vomit.

I would still
rather live there

than this guy's place.

That's nice, Kate.

You should thank me.

Eating that crap
will kill you.

I'm more concerned
about what Gibbs'll do

if this redneck takes one
in our interrogation room.

I got, I got to use a bathroom.

Hold it.

I can't!

Good, we can
do this quick.

Why'd you murder

Sergeant William Moore?

What?

Who the hell is that?

That's right, you probably

don't recall his name.

WILLIAM:
Sir, I'm not here to fight you.

We just want you
to lower the mus...

Whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you!

Why don't you just forget it,
'cause you just assaulted...

He was found yesterday lying
at the bottom of a cliff.

Is that what this is all about?

You think I killed some jarhead?

No way, man.

Nice try.

Why'd you run?

'Cause of the pot
in my trailer.

I got a medical condition.

What? Stupidity?

Oh, look, man,
I was really drunk that night.

I barely remember the guy.

I sure as hell didn't kill him.

Where were you
yesterday between

5:30 and 7:30 a.m.?

Sleeping?

Yeah. At the rest stop off 211.

I didn't even wake up
until after 10:00.

Witnesses?

Well, sure.

I mean, there were lots

of other cars and trucks
when I pulled in.

I need names.

I don't have any names.

There are two rest stops
on that road, Tony.

Check if they have any video
surveillance or attendants.

On it.

DiNOZZO:
Running it, Boss.

So what happens now?

You've got a violent past,
your alibi is weak,

and I've got you on tape
threatening the victim.

You tell me, Runion.

Oh, man, my whole life

it's always been like this.

One freaking
nightmare after another,

but I, I swear
to you, Agent Gibbs...

I didn't kill anybody.

We found your bat.

( gulps )

What bat?

Hey, Abby. Got something?

I got good news
and bad news.

This is definitely our bat.

The splinter from
Sergeant Moore's
head fits perfectly.

Bad news?

It's been wiped clean

of any prints.

The only thing on it
is urushiol oil.

That's the stuff found in...

( gasps )

What?

You...

you have to see this
for yourself.

Whoa.

This is going to hurt, isn't it?

Yes.

I'll look like a circus freak!

Tell me, what do I do?

Um, well... you could use
Calamine lotion.

Or... perhaps just wear
some sort of mask.

And can you mark it
"Special Agent Todd"?

Thanks, Sheriff Lester.

Dinner?

Aren't you married?

Well, it does to me.

My mother wonders
why I'm not married.

So does mine.

Could you stop doing that?

I'm practicing, Kate.

What? Annoying me?

No, the creepy way
Gibbs used to sneak up on us.

What do you mean "used to"?

The old man's
been wearing

Ben-Gay lately.

I can smell him
coming a mile away.

That a fact,
DiNozzo?

Knee feeling better, boss?

Much.

Great.

What about Runion's alibi?

I've got the local Sheriff
pulling the security tapes

from the rest stops
on Route 211.

And we have a description
of his pickup and trailer

circulating with the state cops

who worked the area
that night.

Do you think
he did it, Gibbs?

Oh, yeah.

And Tony is
cleaning it up.

Janitorial?
MAN:
Yes, sir.

Don't worry
about Interrogation.

DiNozzo's gonna handle it.

( sighs )

Oh...

You still here?

Are you serious?

( laughing ):
You're serious?

Oh...

In my defense,
I did use the word "creepy"

in the most... affectionate way.

Right.

You might want to use gloves.

Where's McGee?

Well, let's see what we're
dealing with here, Timothy.

Ah, the dreaded

Toxicodendron radicans--

the poison ivy plant.

You seem to be

particularly allergic
to it.

Usually it takes
several days

for this sort of reaction
to develop.

I'm lucky that way.

The last time I encountered
a case of this magnitude,

two young lovers fell asleep
naked in a field of it.

Ah!

I don't think Sarah has ever
forgiven me for that one.

What I don't understand

is how did I get it
all over my face?

It's the urushiol oil
in the plant.

Yes. Once it gets
on your hands,

it spreads by contact.

Um, then I have
a major problem, Ducky.

When I was out there,
I, um, I had to,

you know...?

No, I don't.

Relieve myself.

Oh.

Oh...

Well, uh... let's take
a look, then.

This is, uh,
this is kind of embarrassing.

I'm a doctor, McGee.

I have seen everything
there is to see

more times than I care
to remember.

Good Lord.

What? Is it bad?!

No, no, it's fine, fine.

Nothing to worry about.

I didn't expect to see...

quite so much swelling.

If Tony finds out about this,
I'm going to have to quit.

Well, your secret
is safe with me.

Doctor, I've got the new
inspection forms you reque....

I'll come back.

Him I'm not so sure about.

KATE:
Runion's trailer pulled
into the rest stop

around 1:00 a.m.
that morning, Gibbs.

A little image enhancement.

TONY:
Runion.

I can almost smell him
from here.

How long did he stay?

All night.

Distance from Shenandoah River
State Park?

It's about two miles, boss.

I guess he was
telling the truth.

We're going to have
to find a new suspect.

( phone rings )
Yeah. Gibbs.

( Abby speaking indistinctly )

Maybe not. Come on.

How you feeling?

Like an idiot.
Tony tried to warn me.

I didn't listen.
Aw, don't feel bad.

The same thing happened

to him the first year
he was here.

Really?

Not quite as
spectacularly, but yeah.

Hmm...

So, honestly, how do I look?

Um...

do you want the
truth, or do you
want me to lie to you

to ease the burden
of your own self-loathing?

I'd prefer the lie.

Me, too.

You're the fairest
in the land, McGee.

GIBBS:
Okay, what do you got
for me, Ab...?

It-it looks worse than it is.

I'm not so sure about that.
She means

you look like
the elephant man, Probie.

Tony!
It's true.

Can you still work, McGee?

Yeah. Sure, Boss.

Okay.

What do you got
for me, Abby?

Um, I cleaned up more of the
Sergeant's videotape.

I need to see
the last thing he shot.

Ooh, unfortunately, that's

the part that received

the most damage
from the impact.

It was in contact with
the heads and a lot

of the data got...
When?

Um, I sent it
to the Naval photo lab.

I'm hopefully going to
have it back by tomorrow.

Well, what am I
doing here, Abby?

Because of this.

This is from the beginning
of the tape.

It's mostly them
setting up camp,

and checking out the area.

And then there is this.

TONY:
Looks like the widow
and the best friend

don't know
they're being videotaped.

ABBY:
And on the next shot...

Honey, what's wrong?

You still think men
and women can just
be friends, Kate?

ABBY:
I just... I can't
be sure, Gibbs.

According to Gloria,

lip-reading
was never my strong suit.

Gloria her deaf sister?

Mm-hmm. Mother.

I think Judy Moore's

saying "We have to..."
something.

Blank... "him."

"Kill?"
No.

"Murder?"
Nope.

"Love?"
No.

Really wish you'd stop
doing that.

I will, Tony,
once you stop
"blanking" up.

Okay, Abby, could you pull
the video back wider?

You see how
she's touching
his face?

It's very intimate.
Clearly there's more

than a friendship going on here.

Which just goes
to prove my point
about the sexes, Kate.

DiNozzo, you pick up
Sergeant Caine in the morning.

Kate, you pick up Judy Moore.
Don't tell her why.

Looks like we're
going to play Gibbs'
favorite game.

Musical Interrogation Rooms.

People are staring at me.

Of course. You're hideously
disfigured, Probie.

If you listened to me, you
wouldn't be in this mess.

If I listened
to you,

Gibbs would have fired me
six months ago.

You were going
to whack me,

but you stopped. Why?

I remember
what it was like
being the new guy;

trying to fit in,
never make mistakes.

And of course, the obvious.

You like me?

No, it would be like
touching a leper.

Ladies and gentlemen,
this way, please.

My favorite part of the tour.

The Marine Corps sniper.

One of the most feared
warriors in the world.

After a brief demonstration,

Corporal Cameron will be happy

to answer any questions
you may have.

I'll meet you by the command
center when he's done.

Ladies and gentlemen,
you'll notice that...

CAINE:
Any more information

about Sergeant Moore's
accident, sir?

Sure, except
it wasn't an accident.

It was murder,
Sergeant Caine.

Murder? How?

Baseball bat to the head.

50-foot fall
from a cliff.

Coyotes probably didn't help.

That redneck must have overheard
Bill saying he was going

to film up there
in the morning.

We got to find him.

We did.

You need me
to ID him?

Nope.

We do want to know
what happened

when Sergeant Moore found out

you were sleeping
with his wife.

She told you that?

No,

he did.

( phone beeps )

Didn't know he
was videotaping
you, did you?

It's not what you think.

Oh, so you weren't
sleeping with her?

You're under arrest,
Sergeant.

For what?

We'll start with adultery

and work our way up
from there.

I don't mean to be rude,
but couldn't you have

just sent me my husband's
personal effects, Agent Todd?

Well, normally we would have,
but that camera you bought him

is pretty expensive.

It, it still works?

Yeah, in a way.

Water?

Thank you.

So, Mrs. Moore,

tell us about your husband.

What kind of a man was he?

Loving... gentle.

What about jealous?

Where do you want him, boss?

Interrogation One.

Roger?
Judy, what the hell
did you tell them?

No talking, Marine!
What is going
on here?

That's what you're going
to tell me,

Mrs. Moore.
( phone rings )

Take her
to Interrogation Room Two.

Yeah. Gibbs.
( Abby speaks over phone )

I'll read you
your rights
on the way.

Did you get the last shot
from my tape?

I'm just working
on it now, Gibbs.

It's kind of like
a nature documentary,

but with a riveting

murder mystery subplot.

This is where it
gets interesting.

( William grunts )

He slipped and fell?

In the original version.

But this movie

comes with an
alternate ending--

in slo-mo-- right when the
camera slams to the ground.

The killer
recorded over it.

The impact caused
the heads to lose
contact with

the tape, preserving two frames
from the original recording.

I've been working
on cleaning them up.

Any way to recover the rest?

Well, since all recordings
leave a magnetic impression--

much like a computer hard drive,
by the way--

if I scan the data, then
I'll be able to separate out...

When?

You don't have
to take the fun out

of everything,
Gibbs.

A few hours.

Good job, Abby.

You have 20 minutes.
Gibbs...

Get McGee
to help you.

As disturbing
as this sounds,

I think you may have a point
about the sexes, Tony.

It's Biology 101.

Would you say
I'm attractive?

Sure.

Then how come...
you've never...?

I know you.

Something wrong with
your arm, Sergeant?

Picked up some poison ivy
in the field last week, sir.

That a fact?

I didn't murder anyone, sir.

Yeah? Well, we'll get
to that part.

How long were you and
Sergeant Moore friends?

Since boot camp, sir.

Parris Island or San Diego?

San Diego, sir.

Right. A Hollywood Marine.

So how long

after that did you start...
his wife?

JUDY:
I don't understand,

Agent Gibbs.

Why am I in here?!

Don't you want to know

who murdered your
husband, Mrs. Moore?

Yes. But I know
it wasn't Roger.

He wouldn't.

There's no way.

Why is that?

Because...

he was with me
that morning.

By "with me," you mean
in the same sleeping bag?

CAINE:
She actually said that?

No way, sir.

Why would she lie?
I mean,

besides protecting
you, Sergeant.

She's insane.

Look, right after
Sergeant Moore went to film

the sunrise, I went down
to the campground showers.

I was gone
for about an hour.

So she was there
when you got back?

Yes, sir.
She was making breakfast.

So what you're saying

is she had about
an hour to kill him.

I... I didn't say that.

My mistake. You're saying

you had about an hour
to kill him.

There's no way
Roger would say that.

Agent Todd, play back.

I almost feel sorry
for these two.

GIBBS:
Why would she lie?

CAINE:
She's insane.

GIBBS:
So what you're saying is

she had about an hour
to kill him.

Let me guess.

You thought he loved you.

When Bill was in Iraq,

Roger and I...

( sobs )

We grew close.

What now, Boss?

Put them both in the same room.

Going to need a refill for this.

CAINE:
We fooled around
a few times, Judy.

It was a stupid mistake.

You said you loved me.

Are you nuts?
Bill was my best friend.

It should never have happened.

JUDY:
Then why did you kill him,
if it wasn't to be with me?

Stop saying that,
you crazy...!

I didn't kill him!

She's making it up!

I'm pregnant, Roger.

It's yours.

Oh, this is better than cable.

Question is,
which one's telling the truth?

Okay. Ready to try
again, McGee?

Play it.

WILLIAM:
Ah, that's beautiful.

( William yells )

Just need to adjust

the read heads off track
a little more.

Is that you, Roger?

( William grunts in pain )

Ha!
Ha.

His trailer never left
the rest stop?

But Runion did.

Abby inverted
the image,

and at 0900,
you can just make out

his shadow underneath the
trailer as he's coming back.

It's only a four-mile
round-trip on foot.

Thanks, Sheriff.

Runion posted bail

for the pot charge
an hour ago.

Let's roll.

What about Sergeant Caine
and Mrs. Moore?

Let 'em suffer
for a while.

I think Sergeant Moore
would appreciate that.

( crows cawing in distance )

( barking )

Get back in the truck,
you miserable little piece of...

( dog barking )

Put down your weapon, Runion!

You're not getting
out of here alive!

I ain't goin' back to prison,
Gibbs, you hear me?!

I'd say we're outgunned, boss.

I'll circle around back.

I got a better idea.

( whistles )

Oh!
( growls )

You might want
to cover your ears.

( crows cawing in distance )

I think you got him, boss.

Well, what are we gonna do
with this thing?

No... way, Gibbs.

I'll take him.

I always wanted a dog.

( growls )

( barks )
( laughs )

Good dog!

I think
I'll call you Tony.

It's a bitch, Kate.

I know.

KATE:
Is it just me,

or do you think
Tony likes me?

ABBY:
I think it's more than
obvious Tony likes you.

KATE:
Not my usual type,
but kind of cute.

ABBY:
More like adorable.

Maybe we could share Tony.

( barking )

What's wrong?

KATE:
Aw, nothing.

Good doggie.

You can come out
now, DiNozzo.

Yeah, no, I'll just, uh,
I'll take care of that. Thanks.

Hey.

Did you bring the dog food?

Yeah, they didn't have
any bowls.

( growls )
Hey there.

( barks, growls )

KATE:
That's okay.

We got it covered.

ABBY:
Got a present for you,

little Tony.

( gasps ):
Good idea!

Now we can tell

the two of them apart.
Well, at least I don't

hang out with
married people, Kate.

Oh, will you
please tell him

that men and women
can just be friends?

Absolutely they can.

Without having sex?

Oh, no, they'll have sex.

Abby...

What, Kate?
You never slept with a friend?

What is wrong
with you people?

GIBBS:
Good question, Kate.

What'd you do to the dog?

Just taking care of her.

Unless you want to.

ABBY:
Here you go, girl.

KATE:
Wow!

She even eats
like you, Tony.

Has anybody seen
my ball cap?

No.
No.

'Cause I... I could've sworn

I left it right on my desk.

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