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All right, work it out, Rae.
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Work it out. Yeah!
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♪ I'm just a simple girl ♪
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♪ with a private jet... ♪
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Uh-uh!
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This is my favorite
Myesha song ever.
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You know girl, there's
only one problem with it.
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What?
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Not loud enough, man!
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♪ I got a lot of diamonds ♪
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♪ on my hands and feet ♪
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♪ but I'm still Myesha
from up the street ♪
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Hello, Mrs. B.
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You girls ever think about
maybe turning off the music
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and enjoying some
piece and quiet?
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No.
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Well, if you change your mind,
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maybe you and I can spend
a nice weekend relaxing
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and meditating
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at the silent
gardens health spa.
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Doesn't that sound fun?
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Um, mom, I don't think fun
means what you think it means.
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Oh, well, I'm
going this weekend,
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so if you change your mind...
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Not going to happen. No.
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Oh, there she is.
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Isn't that Myesha?
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Chelsea, I just had a vision
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that Myesha is going to be
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at the spa with my
mom this weekend.
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What?! Oh, my gosh.
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That means I'll just
have to get there,
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ditch my mom, so I can have
some real fun with Myesha.
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Guess what, little missy?
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You have got to get
me an autograph.
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Have her sign right here,
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next to my cousin's autograph.
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Girl, your cousin isn't famous.
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Well, not yet,
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but we are expecting
big things from Earl.
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♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.
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♪ But it's not that easy ♪
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♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.
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♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehaving ♪
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♪ hey, now, say, now,
'bout to break down ♪
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♪ yeah, come on and
ride with the Rae, hey ♪
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♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪
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♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ all right, keep it going ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪
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Captioning sponsored by
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪
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yep, that's me.
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Oh, mom.
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This is so fancy!
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Shh!
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Honey,
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silent gardens.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know...
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I'll show you around.
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Isn't' it beautiful?
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So peaceful and quiet.
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Yes, definitely a place
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where, say, a famous
pop star might hang out.
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Yes! Raven!
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Shh.
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Silent gardens.
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I'll just go check in.
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And I'm going to check
out this yoga class.
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Excuse me, diva checking.
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Diva checking.
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Oh, sorry. Sorry about that.
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Keep doing... keep doing...
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oh, hey, how you doing?
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My name is Raven.
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How do you do
that? How do you...
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Oh, there she is!
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Isn't that Myesha?
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It is?
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Well, what a surprise.
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Carl, listen, after
my yoga class
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book a Swedish massage
for me, and a seaweed wrap
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for my truffles, yes.
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Oh, and listen.
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Make sure we are
not disturbed, okay?
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Too bad we didn't
bring a camera.
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I'm sure I can dig one up.
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This is just too easy.
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Oh, what a cute little doggy.
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Code red! Code red!
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Swarm! Swarm! Swarm!
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I just wanted to pet the dog.
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Not on my watch, ma'am.
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This could be a little
tougher than I thought.
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Okay, gang.
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While Mrs. B and
Raven are at the spa,
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getting their rub on,
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we are going to get our grub on.
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Did you hook us up
with something special?
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Mm-hmm.
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I got a new dish
I want you to try.
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I'm going to add it
to the chill grill menu.
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I hope it's your
blueberry cobbler,
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'cause I got on my eating pants.
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No, it's not the cobbler,
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it's even better.
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It's my mom's famous
pickled artichoke
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mashed potatoes.
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Eddie, remember I made
them at the block party last year?
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Do I... man, those spuds
were off the chain, Mr. B.
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Yeah, I love that stuff.
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Well, great, 'cause
I made a huge pot.
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Hey.
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I hate that stuff.
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I don't get it.
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Mr. B. Is a great cook, but
that dish is just pure evil.
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Come on, what
are we going to do?
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I mean, we can't tell him,
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it's his mother's
treasured recipe.
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We'll just hurt his feelings.
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He's my dad, I should tell him.
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Okay, who's ready?
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They are.
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Mm, yummy.
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Pickled artichokes and potatoes,
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it's a match made in heaven.
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Eddie, I remember
at the block party,
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your plate
disappeared like... that!
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So I am giving you
a double helping.
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Man, Mr. B., this is
really going to hit the spot.
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And stay there.
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And son, you get
to lick the spoon.
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Thanks, dad.
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Mm, kapowie!
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Okay, guys, come on, dig in.
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Oh, all right.
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That's all you had to
say, Mr. B., you know?
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I'm going to start
on a second batch.
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I thought you were
going to say something.
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I couldn't! He looked so happy!
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Well, come on, we've got
to get rid of this first batch
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before he comes
out with the second.
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Well, where can we stash it?
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Uh...
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Pants.
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Oh, man.
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Okay, guys, all clear.
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Bring in Myesha for a private
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yoga session.
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Right, copy that.
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Myesha, your yoga instructor
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is stuck in traffic,
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she's going to be a little late.
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Okay, all right.
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Okay, I'm not going
to let it bother me.
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I'm here to relax,
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so I'm just not going
to let it bother me
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that the whole
world is incompetent!
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Hello, I am the yoga teacher.
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I was stuck in
traffic, but now...
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I'm unstuck.
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So, if I could just,
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uh, get to Myesha to start
my private yoga class...
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Or you can just join the class.
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You know what?
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Can we just get started,
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'cause right now, I'm
a bundle of nerves.
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Ooh, then we should definitely
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unbundle those nerves.
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Let's get started with
something that I like
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to call, uh...
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breathing.
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Breathing, okay?
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We're going to start
with the simple breathing.
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Breathe in...
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and breathe out.
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That's great.
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Breathe in.
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Fabulous.
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Breathe out. Fabulous.
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I'm starting to feel
some bad vibes, and
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definitely some bad breath.
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You know what?
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Myesha's bored with breathing.
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And that ends the breathing
portion of our program.
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So when we going
to get to the poses?
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Right, right, the
poses, the poses, right.
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Okay.
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The first thing that we're
going to pose is, as, uh...
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is a turtle.
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A turtle?!
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I never heard of that.
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That's because it's new.
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All right, let's get started.
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Bring your arms in, everyone.
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I said everyone in the room.
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Thank you.
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Arms in like you're
grasping the air.
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Legs around,
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circular motion, arch your back
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down, head down.
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Bring your head into your hands
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and close your eyes. Fabulous.
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Now, I would like
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all of the boy turtles
to the back of the room.
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Carl, to the back of the room.
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Go on, go on, like good turtles.
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Great.
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All right, now, Myesha...
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I'm a good turtle, aren't I?
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Yes, you are, man.
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You're the best turtle
I've ever seen, yeah!
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Myesha, I just
wanted to let you know
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that I'm your biggest fan,
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and if wouldn't mind
hooking a sister up with
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a autograph and a few pictures.
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Here, sign right
here next to Earl.
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What is this?
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Carl, back in your
shell right now, zen.
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Nothing, girl, just
smile big for the camera.
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But... ow!
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What are you doing?
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I have sensitive retinas.
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Will you get here out of here?
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No, stop!
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Bad turtles!
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Look, free protein shake!
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Oh, my truffles.
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Truffles, truffles,
baby, you okay?
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She dognapped my baby!
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Will you get that girl?!
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I want her arrested!
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Whew!
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Glad that's over with.
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There she is!
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Swarm! Swarm! Swarm!
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Serenity.
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Mom, big problem.
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Serenity over.
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You are not going to
believe what just happened.
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Oh, I heard.
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Somebody stole Myesha's dog
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and now she wants to
have the woman arrested.
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Well, I don't blame her.
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What kind of creep would
steal poor little ol' truffles.
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He's harmless.
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Oh, snap! I'm the creep!
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Raven, you stole the dog?!
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No, mom, it must have
jumped into my bag when I was
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pretending to be
her yoga teacher.
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What?!
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Is anyone in there?
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We're doing a
search of the area.
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Just a minute.
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Rae, just give them back the dog
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and explain what happened.
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00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:29,899
Uh, mom, you remember
268
00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:31,999
when you tried
to touch truffles.
269
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,933
These people swarm first
and ask questions later.
270
00:11:34,934 --> 00:11:36,099
We need to come in.
271
00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,933
It's an emergency situation.
272
00:11:37,934 --> 00:11:39,367
Come in.
273
00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,866
Ma'am, have you seen
274
00:11:44,867 --> 00:11:47,800
a yoga-teaching
celebrity pooch-napper?
275
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,999
Excuse me.
276
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,200
Can't a large woman
relax in peace?
277
00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:01,733
Just because my head is
disproportionate to my body
278
00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:06,766
doesn't mean I don't
deserve my privacy.
279
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,467
Right. Sorry.
280
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:10,967
A word of caution.
281
00:12:10,968 --> 00:12:13,299
This girl's dangerous.
282
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:17,467
If you see her, call me.
283
00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:24,834
'Cause I'm taking her down.
284
00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:34,733
That's my stomach, uh, growling.
285
00:12:34,734 --> 00:12:36,199
Hush, stomach.
286
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,366
Stay, stomach.
287
00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:40,666
Stay!
288
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,799
Good stomach.
289
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,000
Good stomach.
290
00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:50,099
Okay, Rae, do you want
to tell me what's going on?
291
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,966
Okay, mom. Well...
292
00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:54,999
The reason I came
to the spa with you
293
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,899
was because I had
a vision that Myesha
294
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,366
was going to be here
and I wanted to meet her.
295
00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:01,099
So you lied to me.
296
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:03,733
You didn't come here
to have fun with me.
297
00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:06,100
This is fun.
298
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,232
You cleaned your plates.
299
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,833
Time to dirty 'em up again.
300
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:23,834
Okay, guys, look,
301
00:13:23,835 --> 00:13:24,999
I got to go take a shower
302
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,199
and get ready for work.
303
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,499
I'm going to leave
this for you right there.
304
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,599
Come on, dig in, dig in.
305
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,866
Oh, great.
306
00:13:30,867 --> 00:13:32,133
Oh, okay.
307
00:13:39,367 --> 00:13:41,199
Ugh! That's awful.
308
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,399
Come here.
309
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,367
No way.
310
00:13:43,368 --> 00:13:45,233
No more potatoes in my pants.
311
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:47,799
You know what? He is right.
312
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,199
We better go dump
this in the sink.
313
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,200
The sink.
314
00:13:50,201 --> 00:13:51,699
Chels, you are such a genius.
315
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,566
Really?
316
00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,766
'Cause I don't actually
really get that a lot.
317
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:57,199
Hey, can we move this along?
318
00:13:57,200 --> 00:14:00,066
This first batch is
starting to harden.
319
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,032
Ooh!
320
00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:08,199
It's not going down!
321
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,400
The sink won't
swallow this stuff either.
322
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,467
Beat it!
323
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,133
Now, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!
324
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,966
It's gone!
325
00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,499
Yay.
326
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,232
We saved ourselves.
327
00:14:24,233 --> 00:14:27,200
And more importantly,
Corey, we saved mankind.
328
00:14:30,934 --> 00:14:32,366
Ooh!
329
00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:35,999
Oh, man, I got
to call a plumber.
330
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,300
There's a weird slime
coming out of the shower.
331
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,399
Why does this slime smell
like grandma's potatoes?
332
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:46,232
Well, uh... Because we kind
333
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,566
of dumped them down the sink
334
00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:50,999
and they must have backed
up through the shower.
335
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,499
Why'd you dump
'em down the sink?'
336
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,467
'cause Corey's pants were full.
337
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:00,366
Full of what?
338
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,900
Your potatoes.
339
00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:06,999
Dad, they're just nasty.
340
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,666
Guys, why didn't you tell
me that you didn't like 'em?
341
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:13,567
Well, because we didn't want
to hurt your feelings, Mr. B.
342
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,599
To be perfectly honest, guys,
343
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,199
I never really liked
'em much, either.
344
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,999
So why do you keep making 'em?
345
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,833
'Cause you told
me you liked 'em.
346
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:25,733
Which is exactly what I
used to tell my mother.
347
00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:27,132
Okay, look, guys, from now on,
348
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,999
if you don't like something,
then just tell me, okay?
349
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000
Cool with me.
350
00:15:30,001 --> 00:15:31,466
Cool. All right.
351
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:35,032
Well, dad, I got to tell you,
since we're being honest,
352
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:36,366
your potatoes are
rubbing me the wrong way.
353
00:15:36,367 --> 00:15:38,399
Corey, I already
know you don't like 'em.
354
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:43,599
No, they are rubbing
me the wrong way!
355
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,100
I got to get out of these pants.
356
00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:48,899
Okay, I found out
357
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,666
that Myesha's massage
is here in five minutes,
358
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,866
so we leave the dog,
Myesha finds him,
359
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:53,999
we hit the road,
360
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,833
and we'll pretend like
this never happened.
361
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,032
Oh, mom, I love that plan.
362
00:15:57,033 --> 00:16:00,099
Especially the pretending part.
363
00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:01,833
Come here, truffles. All right.
364
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,599
Auntie Raven's going
to leave you here
365
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,132
to find your mommy, okay, sugar?
366
00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:07,999
Don't go into any
more strange baths.
367
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,799
Not good.
368
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,766
Carl, I'm going to be in
here getting my massage.
369
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:12,767
Mom, she's early.
370
00:16:12,768 --> 00:16:14,399
I thought divas
were always late.
371
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,132
And listen, you
better guard this door,
372
00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:20,800
because I heard that
maniac is still on the loose!
373
00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,600
I really need this massage.
374
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:35,733
This has been the
worst day of my life.
375
00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:37,867
And I miss my truffles.
376
00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:47,500
Who are you?
377
00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:52,767
Guten tag, hello,
and "vat's uppen"?
378
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,299
I am inga, your
Swedish masseuse.
379
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,934
Then what are you
doing under the table?
380
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,367
This is where we
start, with the lips.
381
00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,567
We pull and we pull
like milking the cow.
382
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,733
My lips are fine!
383
00:17:16,734 --> 00:17:18,700
All the tension is in my neck.
384
00:17:21,867 --> 00:17:26,299
Okay, then, here we go.
385
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,699
Kneading the necken.
386
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:31,399
Okay, now you're
a Swedish meatball.
387
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,400
Wait a minute.
388
00:17:32,401 --> 00:17:33,933
What are you doing?
389
00:17:33,934 --> 00:17:35,299
Where is the oil?
390
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,299
Ja, the oil.
391
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,867
Where is the oil?
392
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,599
Got to get the oil
393
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,799
for the massaging the necken.
394
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,900
Here we goin'.
395
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,367
Just a moment on the oil.
396
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,500
Excuse me.
397
00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:55,833
What's taking so long?
398
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,899
Oh, wait a minute.
399
00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,232
So much tension in the necken.
400
00:17:59,233 --> 00:18:02,600
Got to relax and let it go.
401
00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:15,700
Gotten the oil.
402
00:18:33,734 --> 00:18:35,232
How y'all doing?
403
00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:36,966
It's you.
404
00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,499
And you got my truffles!
405
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,667
Carl!
406
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,600
Oh! I got you now, missy!
407
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,300
Come to mama.
408
00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:57,700
Don't you touch my baby.
409
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,400
I'll get her, ma'am!
410
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,734
Don't you touch my baby.
411
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,799
Oh, mom!
412
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:16,999
Mom, are you okay?
413
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,400
Get off me, bigfoot!
414
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,799
I believe this belongs to you.
415
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,499
Oh, truffles. Oh, baby.
416
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,999
Mommy was so worried about you.
417
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,666
Did the bad little
girl hurt you?
418
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:32,766
Oh, no, that was an accident.
419
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,499
Carl, don't just stand there.
420
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,699
Get her out of here.
421
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,199
Back up, Carl.
422
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,599
Wait a minute.
423
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,999
How can you stand there
and defend that sick, twisted...
424
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,933
Uh-uh-uh, hold up, girlfriend.
425
00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,899
I know you're a
pop diva and all,
426
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,899
but nobody talks that
way about my daughter.
427
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,766
Well, your daughter
stole my truffles.
428
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:53,999
Look, Myesha, Raven
is your biggest fan.
429
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,199
All she wanted to
do was meet you.
430
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,399
Yeah, Myesha.
431
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:03,466
A couple
autographs... Picture...
432
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:04,599
Lock of hair.
433
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,399
Raven...
434
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,399
I think someone owes
someone an apology.
435
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,734
Right.
436
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,600
And Carl...
437
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,033
I accept.
438
00:20:20,934 --> 00:20:22,100
Raven.
439
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,299
Myesha, I'm sorry I
ruined your weekend.
440
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,299
And, mom, I'm
sorry I lied to you
441
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,967
just so I could meet Myesha.
442
00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:33,132
So that's it, huh?
443
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:36,299
You lied to your own
mother just to meet me.
444
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,366
And, girl, that is so cool!
445
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,032
That is so sweet! You go, girl!
446
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,699
Carl, don't just stand there.
447
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,866
Get me one of my cds and a pen,
448
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:47,799
'cause Myesha has
some autographs to sign.
449
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:51,099
Mom, despite everything
that happened today,
450
00:20:51,100 --> 00:20:53,699
I had real fun
hanging out with you.
451
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:54,733
Really?
452
00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:56,766
You know, I do
lots of fun things.
453
00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:58,733
You should come
to my gardening club.
454
00:20:58,734 --> 00:21:00,199
It's radish week.
455
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,999
Oh, it is?
456
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,833
That'd be fun.
457
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:10,300
Or we could go to
a Myesha concert.
458
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:14,799
Carl, hook 'em up
with some tickets.
459
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,232
Yeah, Carl, some tickets.
460
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,499
Backstage passes I would like.
461
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,833
I would like a limo ride,
462
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:22,099
and girl, maybe you
could put me on the stage
463
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,466
and I could be
your backup dancer.
464
00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:27,033
♪ I'm just a simple
girl with a private jet. ♪
465
00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:36,766
♪ I'm just a simple
girl with a private jet ♪
466
00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:38,766
I do not get paid
enough for this.
467
00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:43,866
♪ I got so much money and
my friends are all in debt ♪
468
00:21:43,867 --> 00:21:47,866
♪ I got a lot of diamonds
on my hands and feet ♪
469
00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:51,899
♪ but I'm still Myesha
from up the street ♪
470
00:21:51,900 --> 00:21:54,599
♪ she's still Myesha! ♪
471
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,600
Isn't that how it goes?
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