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All right, class,
before you clean up
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I have an announcement to make.
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What does this say to you?
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You got drafted by the vikings.
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Funny.
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Cute.
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Quiet!
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Now, although I teach science
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my first love has
always been opera.
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What do they have in common?
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Nothing.
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And that's why I'm bitter.
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Which brings us to the annual
festival of the classical arts.
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Here it comes.
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Who wants to sign up?
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You get a beautiful trophy.
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And a $100 gift certificate
donated by the bayside mall.
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Hey, Rae, what do you think?
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Should we sign up?
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You getting any psychic vibes?
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No, I got nothing.
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But I do have an idea.
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We are going to do an opera.
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An opera?
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Rae, come on, we don't
know anything about opera.
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Girl
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we love the mall, and
depaulo loves opera.
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Therefore... we love opera.
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You do?
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Wonderful.
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So, Raven, what will you and
your sidekick be performing?
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What-what do you
mean, "sidekick?"
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Sidekick... you know, a follower,
hanger-on, second banana.
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Mrs. Depaulo, Chelsea and I...
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We're equal bananas.
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That's right.
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Okay, as far as
what our act will be
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all our decisions will
be made together.
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Chelsea, we're leaving.
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Right behind you.
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♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪
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♪ future, future ♪
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♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪
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♪ life is a breeze ♪
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♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪
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♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.
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♪ But it's not that easy ♪
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♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.
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♪ I try to save the situation ♪
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♪ then I end up misbehaving ♪
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♪ hey, now, say, now ♪
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♪ about to put it
down, yeah, come on ♪
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♪ and ride with the break, now ♪
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♪ in that the future
looks great now ♪
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♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪
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♪ let's keep it going ♪
♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's the future I can see ♪
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♪ that's so Raven ♪
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♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪
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Yep, that's me.
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Needs something...
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sweet.
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Freeze!
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Drop the marshmallows,
step away from the blender.
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Corey, what are you doing?
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My class is putting out
a fourth grade cookbook
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and we all had to
bring in a recipe.
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Honey, with recipes like this
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no one's going to
make it to the fifth grade.
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Nobody's going to
fit in the fifth grade.
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Son, what were
you trying to make?
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A dessert.
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I call it...
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"the deliciator."
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Why didn't you
come to me for help?
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You know I am a
professional chef.
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Or me.
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I have this box full
of family recipes
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passed down through
the generations.
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Like your mother's fruitcake.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm still waiting for
that to pass down.
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Well, it might have helped
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if you hadn't
swallowed it whole.
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I tried
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to bite it, but that
thing had no give.
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It's like cement.
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Are you two fighting?
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No.
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Why don't you both
make me a dessert
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and I'll put the winning
one in my cookbook?
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Son, you're not going to
get your mother and me
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to compete against each other.
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I mean... please.
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Are you scared?
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No way.
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Son, hand me my apron.
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Watch a real man in action.
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Yeah, it takes a real
man to wear pink.
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Hey, you two, how
was school today?
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Great, mom.
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Chelsea and I signed
up to do an operatic duo
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for the classical arts festival.
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I'm impressed. What
are you singing?
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I haven't decided yet.
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Why do you get to decide?
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Chelsea, are you still tripping
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because Ms. Depaulo called
you my second banana?
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No, it's cool. Of course not.
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Now, if you'll excuse me
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I'll be in your room
awaiting further instructions.
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Mom, tell me the truth.
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You don't think
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I boss Chelsea around, do you?
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on, seriously.
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on, honey.
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You have a lot
of great ideas, but
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every once in a while
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you need to let someone
else have their say.
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Oh.
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Why?
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Honey, because people don't like
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to be overshadowed by others
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who act all superior
just because they went
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to cooking school
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and know how to whip egg whites.
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Like that's so hard.
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Come back.
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Oh... sorry.
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That's all right.
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Rae, Chelsea's your best friend.
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Give her a chance.
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I'm sure she has
some wonderful ideas.
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We're going to be singing trees?
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Not just singing, Rae.
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Dying.
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Girl, that is...
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Gosh, it's a wonderful idea.
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Thanks... because I was thinking
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you know, we take
some opera... Mm-hmm.
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But we write our
own words, you know?
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About something we
just really care about.
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Shopping.
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Um, no.
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Actually, um, something like,
you know, the environment.
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Like, um, acid rain.
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You know, how it just really
destroys trees and stuff.
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That's... That idea...
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It's a bit too wonderful.
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You know, Rae if you...
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If you don't want to do this...
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No. Chelsea... Go ahead, girl.
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You're the boss.
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Really?
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, I'm the boss then.
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I mean, if that's okay with you.
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Hello. I don't have to ask you.
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I'm the boss.
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Okay, people, I'm
on a tight schedule.
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Make my mouth happy.
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Banana cream cheese cake.
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Nothing but the
best for my baby.
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Son, if you need to
rinse that bad taste
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out of your mouth
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I've lifted the ban on
drinking out of the carton.
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Mmm!
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Excellent!
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I'm... I'm good, I'm good.
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Yeah, slow your roll, Sara Lee.
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Son, get ready for my
fudgy fudge fudge cake.
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Open your mouth and say, "yum!"
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Awesome!
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Awesome is better
than excellent.
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Well, actually... It's a tie.
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So, I'm going to
need another round.
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What?
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Unless... One of
you wants to give up.
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I believe he's
talking to you, Tonya.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, bring it on... Fudgy.
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Oh, Eddie, Eddie
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since depaulo made you mc
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you think you can
get us a good slot?
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Right. The, uh,
singing dead trees.
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There's a showstopper.
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Thank you.
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Oh, you know what?
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I left the rotten
moss in my locker.
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I'm going to go get that.
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Girl, you better go get...
Get that rotten moss.
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I don't want to be a dead tree.
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Yeah. Who does?
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Eddie?
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This is the first place
trophy for the festival.
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I call it "the depaulo cup."
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It's an old bowling trophy.
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I know.
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File off my ex-husband's name.
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Way to go.
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You and Chelsea
make a great team.
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Rae, Rae.
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Great news.
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The moss is really rotten.
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They're going to smell
us in the back row.
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Yeah, girl. Hey, put
it down, put it down.
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I just had a vision
that we're going to win.
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Oh, my gosh, are you serious?
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I totally knew the dead
tree thing was the way to go.
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Yeah, but, see,
when I had the vision...
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Mm-hmm.
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I didn't see us in our trees.
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I-I was wearing a
really beautiful outfit.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Um, well, what was I wearing?
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Yeah, I didn't see you.
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Hmm. How convenient.
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Hey, girl, listen.
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If we didn't have a
chance of winning
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I'd still go with these trees
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but since we have a chance
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girl, I just think
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a good idea's better
than a dumb one.
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That didn't come out right.
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You always think your
ideas are better than mine.
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Can we please not fight now?
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Please, let's just do
it my way and win.
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What? What is your way, Rae?
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Sing about something
really stupid like shopping?
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This country was
built on shopping.
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And I think that
we should honor it.
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Well, you know what?
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You can honor it yourself
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'cause this tree stands alone.
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Fine, because your tree is going
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to become my
shopping bag anyway.
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Rae, this is not
about trees, okay?
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It's about our friendship.
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And you know what?
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You just acid
rained all over it!
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Come on.
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You guys have
been friends forever
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and I'm not about
to let you ruin it
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over some silly argument.
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It's not silly, Eddie, okay?
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She said that, for once,
we could go with my idea.
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That was before I had a
vision that we could win.
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Okay, wait, so, you're saying
that we can't win with my idea.
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Yeah, if we change it to mine.
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Enough.
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Now, Chelsea's mom
gave me this video
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and I think it's going to
help you guys remember
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why you're friends.
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I got a tree. It's still a baby.
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♪ Hey, Chelsea,
it's your birthday ♪
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♪ get busy, get busy. ♪
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This is Raven
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my bestest friend in
the whole wide world.
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And this is my bestest friend.
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Hug! Hug!
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Aah... doesn't that just
make you want to go...
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Oh... Oh...
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00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:53,599
Yo, who's that
cute little fellow?
268
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,766
I've got new sneakers.
269
00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:57,199
They're the bomb.
270
00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,799
Let's see you run, Eddie.
271
00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,299
Okay.
272
00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:02,933
Keep going.
273
00:11:02,934 --> 00:11:04,700
Keep going.
274
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,399
Oh, look, it's my birthday cake.
275
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:15,100
Make a wish and blow
out the candles, Chelsea.
276
00:11:26,867 --> 00:11:28,599
What?
277
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,800
Okay, time for cake.
278
00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:41,866
Oh, man, I probably should've
watched the whole tape.
279
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:42,867
Now I remember.
280
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,766
You blew out my candles.
281
00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:47,399
Well, who takes 20
minutes to make a wish?
282
00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:51,599
I was wishing on each candle.
283
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,966
Girl, it's one cake, you
get one wish, that's it.
284
00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:55,833
Oh, my gosh, so, it's
your rules again, Rae.
285
00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:57,499
Well, you know what?
286
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,466
Thanks to you, none of
my wishes even came true.
287
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:00,599
Yeah, you know what?
288
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,899
You owe me a pony... and a bike.
289
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:03,899
Oh, and, that's right
290
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,466
I blame you for global warming.
291
00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:07,599
Okay, so, I'm glad we
worked this one out.
292
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,199
Now, you two will be going
on last, closing the show.
293
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,666
I think it's a great spot.
294
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:12,799
Uh-uh.
295
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:16,032
I am not performing
with the wish killer.
296
00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:18,966
Chelsea, you don't
have to perform with me.
297
00:12:18,967 --> 00:12:21,833
You don't even have
to be friends with me.
298
00:12:21,834 --> 00:12:22,834
Fine. Fine.
299
00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:23,899
Not that fine.
300
00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:25,566
There's only one slot open
301
00:12:25,567 --> 00:12:27,566
and if you're not
doing it together
302
00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:29,466
then one of you is not doing it.
303
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:31,467
Which one? Which one?
304
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:40,933
Corey's going to love my
chocolatey chunky chunk cookies.
305
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,666
Well, not as much
as he's going to love
306
00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:46,499
my creamy dreamy
peanut butteremy cake.
307
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,733
Mmm.
308
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,933
Backpack.
309
00:12:49,934 --> 00:12:51,232
What is this?
310
00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:53,799
"The fourth grade cooks."
311
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,766
They already have
a cookbook out.
312
00:12:56,767 --> 00:12:58,999
And that's Corey's recipe
313
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:01,032
for the deliciator.
314
00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:02,600
Then what are we doing?
315
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,666
Send in the treats!
316
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:08,400
Getting scammed
by a ten-year-old.
317
00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:15,599
You know we only
live to serve you.
318
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,199
Well, if your desserts
aren't good enough today
319
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,666
there's always tomorrow.
320
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:22,499
Mmm, yeah, that's
'cause that cookbook's
321
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,733
not coming out
for a while, right?
322
00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:27,666
Oh, yeah. Could be weeks.
323
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:28,933
Maybe months.
324
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,599
Really?
325
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,999
Then maybe I should do
a little more work on this.
326
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,566
I want it to be perfect.
327
00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:37,733
Oh, it's perfect.
328
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,299
Give me a cookie.
329
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,499
I don't know.
330
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,733
Maybe I used too
many chocolate chunks
331
00:13:43,734 --> 00:13:44,866
on it.
332
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:45,899
Victor, what do you think?
333
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,999
Mmm. Mmm, mmm,
oh, it's, I don't know.
334
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,933
Is it supposed to be
this sweet and chewy?
335
00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:54,599
I like sweet and chewy.
336
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,799
Mmm.
337
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,799
Now, see, Tonya, I'm worried.
338
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:01,966
I don't know if my cake is moist
and luscious enough for Corey.
339
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,966
Let Corey be the judge.
340
00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,099
Mmm. Mmm.
341
00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,599
That is sweet.
342
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,099
Mmm. Mmm. And creamy.
343
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,899
But is it up to
Corey's standards?
344
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:14,232
I have no standards. Mmm.
345
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:15,999
Mmm.
346
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:16,967
Mmm. Mmm.
347
00:14:16,968 --> 00:14:19,499
It's like a flavor
party on my tongue.
348
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,966
Could I have a piece?
349
00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,199
Mmm.
350
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:26,299
Oh, no, we seem to have
eaten all the desserts.
351
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,966
Because they were that good.
352
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,299
Mmm.
353
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:32,666
Well, wh-what am
I supposed to eat?
354
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,667
I don't know.
355
00:14:33,668 --> 00:14:34,999
Maybe we should look
356
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,767
in the fourth grade cookbook!
357
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:43,000
Okay.
358
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,199
I think the real issue here is
359
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:52,200
what were you doing
in my backpack?!
360
00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,867
Want to try that again?
361
00:14:58,133 --> 00:15:01,834
Uh... I love you?
362
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:07,299
No.
363
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,366
You lied to us.
364
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:09,666
You manipulated us.
365
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,833
You turned us
against each other.
366
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,299
Okay. I'm sorry.
367
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,399
No dessert for me tonight.
368
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,132
Try a week.
369
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,899
That's fair.
370
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,466
And I'll clean up
the Kitchen, too.
371
00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:22,499
Good.
372
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,867
Now go to it.
373
00:15:28,367 --> 00:15:30,367
Try to play us, will he?
374
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,199
Victor? Hmm?
375
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:37,867
There's a tray of cookies
and a half a cake in there.
376
00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:54,499
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
377
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,799
I'm Edward Thomas,
your humble host
378
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,200
for this evening's
cultural festivities.
379
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:04,232
Yo, yo, yo, it's mc
ed to the dizzle.
380
00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:08,233
And if you dig culture,
let me hear you holler.
381
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,799
Dig that. Dig that.
All right. All right.
382
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,800
Right on, right on.
383
00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:16,499
Settle, settle, settle, settle.
384
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,799
First act up, they
dance, they prance
385
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,399
and one of them is named Lance.
386
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:26,000
Put your hands together
for your bayside swan Lakers!
387
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,699
Eddie, I got your message.
388
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:34,666
Thank you so much for
putting me in the show.
389
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,366
No problemo.
390
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:38,466
Hey, you're going
to love my shopping...
391
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:39,967
♪ Opera. ♪
392
00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:45,399
Yo, yo, yo, yo,
swany, swany, swany.
393
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,133
The lake's that way.
394
00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:47,899
Get on, get on.
395
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,299
Oh, my gosh, Eddie.
396
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,299
Thank you so much
for giving me this spot.
397
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,399
It was nothing. Really.
398
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:57,100
Well, I guess I better slip into
something a little more woodsy.
399
00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:01,399
Mr. Thomas, did I
just hear you promise
400
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,733
the last spot to
both those girls?
401
00:17:03,734 --> 00:17:07,400
Okay, I know it sounds
crazy, but here's my plan.
402
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,966
Oh, I have no plan.
403
00:17:10,967 --> 00:17:12,299
Ms. Depaulo, they're
my best friends.
404
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:13,566
I couldn't chose.
405
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,566
Interesting dilemma.
406
00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:19,966
Let me just take a
moment to pretend I care.
407
00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:22,366
Glad that's over.
408
00:17:22,367 --> 00:17:23,900
Don't mess this up!
409
00:17:28,467 --> 00:17:31,299
Guys, this is torture.
410
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,699
Can I get a snack?
411
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,966
Okay.
412
00:17:33,967 --> 00:17:35,200
But no sweets.
413
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,399
Beautiful, beautiful.
414
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,833
I mean, that was just beautiful.
415
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:52,700
Give it up for
Holly hunkins, y'all.
416
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,933
And now, for our
final act of this evening
417
00:17:57,934 --> 00:17:59,299
ladies and gentlemen.
418
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:02,599
If you like music, drama
and possibly wrestling
419
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,767
then you'll love the opera
stylings of Raven Baxter.
420
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:13,567
And... or Chelsea Daniels.
421
00:18:14,934 --> 00:18:17,866
What?! What?!
422
00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:20,099
Y'all have fun.
423
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,399
Get off the stage.
424
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,033
What are you going to do?
425
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,733
Blow out my candles?
426
00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:25,500
Let it go.
427
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,599
♪ I'm a sad little
tree in pain ♪
428
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,933
♪ because I'm
dying from acid rain ♪
429
00:18:31,934 --> 00:18:36,366
♪ come on, girlfriends,
let's heed the call ♪
430
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:39,867
♪ the shops are
waiting at the mall ♪
431
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,366
♪ the mall ♪
432
00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:47,966
♪ the tree ♪
433
00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:51,866
♪ come on ♪
434
00:18:51,867 --> 00:18:57,499
♪ oh, please, you just want
someone to boss around ♪
435
00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:00,666
♪ a little mouse who
never makes a sound ♪
436
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:03,933
♪ you never minded
when I took the lead ♪
437
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:07,199
♪ you said that I gave
you the push you need ♪
438
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,999
♪ what's going on? ♪
439
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,999
♪ This is my slot ♪
440
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,899
♪ talk to the tree ♪
441
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:16,099
♪ please stop fighting
or depaulo blames me ♪
442
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,466
♪ what's going on? ♪
443
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:21,733
♪ You promised me
I could be the boss ♪
444
00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:25,099
♪ but who looks good
covered in rotting moss? ♪
445
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:27,032
♪ Is that part of the song? ♪
446
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:32,299
♪ Why don't you
understand how I feel? ♪
447
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:37,000
♪ You're running long! ♪
448
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:46,466
♪ Look, they like us ♪
449
00:19:46,467 --> 00:19:47,966
♪ I guess we're good ♪
450
00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:52,766
♪ it worked much better
than we thought it would ♪
451
00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:56,199
♪ I'm glad everything
worked out all right ♪
452
00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:01,300
♪ good... night. ♪
453
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,299
And now, our
emcee for the evening
454
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,866
and my favorite
student, Eddie Thomas
455
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:23,599
will announce the
judge's decision.
456
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:24,666
Way to go.
457
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:27,599
You and Chelsea
make a great team!
458
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,899
We're going to win.
459
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,299
Just like I saw it.
460
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:33,366
And now, the winner
of the depaulo cup
461
00:20:33,367 --> 00:20:36,199
and the $100
gift certificate is...
462
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,734
Holly hunkins!
463
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,399
Rae, what happened
to your vision?
464
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,399
I saw it right, but
I read it wrong.
465
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,666
Sorry.
466
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,399
It's okay.
467
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,766
You know, we won a lot more
468
00:20:55,767 --> 00:20:57,999
than just a gift
certificate and a trophy.
469
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,667
We sure did.
470
00:21:03,967 --> 00:21:05,699
Hey, Holly, will
you knock it off?
471
00:21:05,700 --> 00:21:06,700
You won already.
472
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,566
Run, Chelsea!
473
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:14,699
What are you doing?
474
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:15,700
Run!
475
00:21:20,767 --> 00:21:22,966
You guys, what
is the big surprise?
476
00:21:22,967 --> 00:21:26,599
Just something that I owe
you from a long time ago.
477
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,199
Happy fifth birthday.
Happy fifth birthday.
478
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,966
Oh, my gosh, you
guys are the best.
479
00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:32,299
We know.
480
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:34,232
Now go ahead and
blow out your candles.
481
00:21:34,233 --> 00:21:36,400
Wait, wait, first I
have to make a wish.
482
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:40,599
You know what?
483
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,233
I can think of something better.
484
00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:49,500
Gosh, that was too selfish.
485
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:54,400
And the whole rain
forest, of course.
486
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,132
You know, and the cheetahs.
487
00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:58,499
I love the cheetahs.
488
00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,367
And the monkeys.
489
00:21:59,368 --> 00:22:00,767
Did I say the monkeys?
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