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[announcer] Hello and welcome
to another exciting episode
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of the craziest
game in the galaxy:
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Garfle Warfle Snick.
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[audience cheering]
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And now here's the host
of Garfle Warfle Snick...
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Bob!
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Thank you, Norlox.
Hi, everybody.
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Welcome to another exciting
edition of Garfle Warfle Snick,
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the game where anything you garfle
will be warfled, and vice versa.
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I'm Bob. Now let's meet
the intergalactic goofballs
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we've got playing with us today.
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[Allura] What is this place?
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Looks like some
kind of game show.
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- What's happening?
- I don't know.
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The last thing I remember,
we were all flying in our lions.
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Hi, there. Tell us your
name and where you're from.
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- What is this?
- Uh-oh.
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Looks like somebody wasn't
listening to Norlox.
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- [audience laughing]
- Hmph!
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Tell him what this
is, everybody.
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[audience] Garfle Warfle Snick!
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That's right, the name of the
game is Garfle Warfle Snick.
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Now tell us your name, son.
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My name is Keith.
How did we get here?
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I'll tell you how Norlox
got to be on the show.
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His uncle owns the studio.
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[audience and Bob laughing]
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All right, Keith, why don't you
introduce us to the rest of your team?
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We're the Paladins of Voltron.
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This is Allura, Hunk,
Lance, and Pidge.
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But you haven't answered my question.
How did we get here?
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I hope not the same
way I got here.
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A moofglider was jackknifed
on the Haldar Expressway
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and it took forever
to get past it.
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I still smell like moof.
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[audience] Ew!
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Okay, Keith, I'm sure you
know how to play our game.
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All you've gotta do is accumulate
quaz-cenbullion credits, and you win.
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Of course, if you don't,
you'll hear this sound.
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- [sad trombone playing]
- [audience] Aw.
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And that means you're trapped here in
our studio for the rest of eternity.
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Wait, what?
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Did you say we'll be trapped
here for the rest of eternity?
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Uh-oh. Is there an echo in here?
Echo in here?
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I don't know who you
are or what's going on,
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but we're getting out of here.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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Huh?
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[all grunting]
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- My feet are stuck.
- Mine, too.
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See, all of you are
guests on my show
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[distorted voice] and you will play
my game as long as I want you to.
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[normal voice] Understand?
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Great! Let's start with our first warfler.
Tell us what it is, Norlox.
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The first warfler is...
Pictation!
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[audience cheering]
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Come on over here, Keith.
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Pictation, the drawing game.
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Now, Keith, the answers
will pop up on your screen
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where your team can't see them.
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It's up to you to draw the
people and places you've seen
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during your adventures
as a Paladin of Voltron
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while your team tries
to guess the answers.
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- Are you a good artist, Keith?
- I, uh...
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Well, I hope you're a better
drawer than a talker, huh?
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- [baby giggling]
- [audience laughing]
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Let's put blazzle
hoochas on the board.
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And... go!
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- [female voice] The answer is Arusian.
- [display beeping]
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It's a rock! Balmera!
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- [Pidge] Olkari cube!
- [Lance] It's a chicken!
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When did we see a
chicken in outer space?
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I don't know.
It's not my fault Keith can't draw.
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Rooster! A chicken hawk.
A chicken with a beard!
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- It's an Arusian!
- Correct!
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- The answer is Blade of Marmora.
- [display beeping]
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[Lance] What is
that, chopsticks?
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[Hunk] It's something from
space, Lance.
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[Lance] Space chopsticks?
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It's a knife. Sword?
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- Oh, oh! Blade of Marmora!
- Right again!
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- The answer is Red Lion.
- [display beeping]
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- [Lance] Dog! It's a dog!
- [Hunk] It's a lion.
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Black Lion, Blue Lion,
Yellow Lion, Red Lion.
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Red Lion is right!
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- Yeah!
- Way to go, Hunk!
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- The answer is Haggar.
- [display beeping]
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[Lance] Pepperoni. An alligator!
A cave, a windy cave!
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Oh, no, no, no. What is that thing called?
It's a thermos!
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[grunts] Lance,
would you stop talking?
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[timer buzzes]
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[Bob] Oh! Time's up.
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What? No way that
was blazzle hoochas.
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Looks like our other team is gonna
have the opportunity to steal.
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What other team?
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- Zarkon? No way!
- This can't be happening.
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- Hello there.
- Hello, Bob.
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Why don't you introduce yourself
to the audience and tell us
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who these wonderful
people are with you?
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I'm Zarkon.
This is my lovely wife Haggar.
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- Hello.
- Hubba hubba.
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My son Lotor and one of my
insignificant underlings, Morvok.
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I am such a big fan of the show.
I can't believe we're here!
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Well, welcome, welcome.
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It's good to have you all on with
us, especially this lovely.
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- Hmm? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- [audience] Ooh!
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[chuckles] Watch it, now.
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All right, Zarkon,
have you been watching backstage?
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Yes, I have.
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The Paladins of Voltron have
scored three correct answers,
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but now you and your
team have the opportunity
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to steal all of their points
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if you can correctly identify what
ol' Keith was doodling on there.
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Well, I'd rather steal their
lions than their points.
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Yeah, I bet you would.
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- Uh, why are they acting like that?
- It doesn't matter.
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There's no way we're going
to lose to the Galra.
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[chuckles]
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But seriously,
I think I can guess this.
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You might not like the answer.
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Uh-oh. Don't wanna stir up
any trouble with the missus.
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She doesn't look
like that drawing,
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but I'm pretty sure the
answer he was going for was...
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Fingers crossed.
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Is it Haggar?
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[Bob] That is correct!
The answer is Haggar.
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[audience cheering]
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- Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- [Morvok grunting]
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- This is really bizarre.
- Windy cave?
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Hey! I'm not a mind reader.
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So, Zarkon,
you have garfled the first warfler.
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That puts you in control of the board.
Do you wanna play or pass?
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Play!
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I spent centuries perfecting my
exquisite, lifelike renderings.
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Not that you cared.
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- I treasure your art.
- Don't touch me, you filthy, filthy hag!
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Don't speak to her that
way, you insolent whelp.
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[gasps] Ow!
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I didn't do nothing!
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Family, am I right?
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They are quite a handful.
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So, what's it gonna be, Z?
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Well, I've always said that the
best offense is a good defense.
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- Sounds like you're gonna pass.
- I am.
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And I think I'd also
like to play this.
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- [audience] Ooh.
- Uh-oh!
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The solo card!
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That means one of these Paladins
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is gonna have to take
the next warfler alone.
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The question is, Zarkon,
which one is it gonna be?
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Well, I think there's
really no choice here.
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I'm going with the dumb one!
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- [squeaking, clanging]
- [speaking gibberish]
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Who's he talking about?
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It's time for a word
from our sponsors.
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But when we get back,
Lance will be starting the next warfler
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all by his lonesome.
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Stick around.
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Wait, I'm the dumb one?
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[Norlox] Garfle Warfle
Snick is sponsored by...
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for the craziest Earth
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We've got throwing
discs with cases.
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Twenty GAC,
or six for a hundred.
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doubles as a water fountain.
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That's two-in-one for
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Yggiz aliens would say,
"I'm snarloft in the cranker!"
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And they're right!
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We've got a foot scraper.
Forty-nine GAC.
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A skin sucker for your foot scrapings.
Fifty-seven GAC.
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The arcade 3000 exercise machine.
Twenty-five hundred GAC.
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And don't forget, each purchase
comes with a free Kaltenecker.
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- That's right, we're out of our crankers!
- [mooing]
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[Norlox] And now back
to Garfle Warfle Snick.
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Right before the break,
Zarkon's team decided
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to make one of the Paladins of
Voltron play solo the next round,
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and the Paladin he chose
was the dumb one, Lance.
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- Hey, Lance, how's it going?
- Well, you know what, I'm not too happy
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about being referred to as
"the dumb one," like, 18 times.
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Oh, it was only about four
times, you big dum-dum.
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[sad trombone playing]
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But now you've got a
chance to change all that
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and show everyone how
smart you really are.
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- Are you ready for that?
- Absolutely.
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Okay! Let's give Lance
a big round of applause!
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- [audience applauding]
- He is a great sport.
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Norlox, tell Lance what
the next warfler is.
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The next warfler is
Faces From the Past!
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A little walk down memory lane.
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Lance, you know how this game
goes, am I right?
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Yeah! Totally. [Grunts]
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What do you think, audience?
Do we believe this beautiful dum-dum?
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[audience] No!
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I know you're telling the truth,
Lance, but just for the folks at home,
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let's run through
the rules real quick.
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Now, you're gonna see pictures
of some of the folks you've met
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on your adventures
around the galaxy.
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All you have to do is
tell us their names.
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I'll give you a goolian credits
for each one you name correctly,
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adding to the points you'll
need to earn your freedom.
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How does that sound?
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Sounds like we're going to be
getting back to Voltron pretty soon.
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That's the spirit!
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But just to make sure you don't
get any help from your friends,
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let's lower the
isolation shield.
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Perfect. Now let's see our first
mystery face from the past.
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[monitor beeping]
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Easy. That's Koli...
What? Who's that?
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He's an important figure.
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Someone who helped you in
your fight against Zarkon.
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Hmm. Keith keeps pointing
at his blade, so...
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Oh. That's a pretty big clue.
Have you got a guess?
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Blade-y.
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- Bladey?
- [buzzer blares]
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[Bob] Oh! The answer is Antok.
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- Yes!
- [Lance] Oh, yeah, that guy.
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Kolivan's right-hand
man who fought valiantly
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for the good of the universe.
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This next one is a little more personal.
I think you'll remember this gal.
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Ooh! Her?
Yeah, that's Plax... Her?
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She was the serious one?
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That's right. What was her name?
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Uh... oh! Hold on.
Okay, I know this.
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She was the one who measured
my head for the jellyfish hat.
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- She rode on a giant manta ray.
- [Bob] We need an answer.
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Ah... mm.
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Wait, was it Jelly?
No, no! Shelly!
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- [buzzer blares]
- Her name is Swirn.
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Swirn? Huh. [Chuckles] Never
would've come up with that.
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[Lotor and Morvok] Go Galra!
Go Galra! Go Galra!
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[Bob] Your team is starting
to lose faith in you, Lance.
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00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:10,146
I'm just not real good with names.
I'll get the next one.
233
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:13,983
I hope so. Let's see the
next face from your past.
234
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,901
[monitor beeping]
235
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,445
[Lance] Finally, a name I know.
236
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,072
Quiznak! Can you guys stop
changing it at the last second?
237
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,532
Hmm. [Sighs]
238
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,452
- This guy, this guy...
- You remember.
239
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:25,828
He faked the distress signal.
240
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:28,581
- He stole the Blue Lion.
- That, too.
241
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,082
What's his name?
242
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,835
[grunts] Okay.
It's on the tip of my tongue.
243
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:35,629
Traveled with Nyma and Beezer.
244
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,506
Yeah. Pidge loved that robot.
245
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,716
[inhales]
246
00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:41,510
Nope. I got nothing.
247
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,304
- [buzzer blares]
- [all groaning]
248
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,139
- Rolo!
- Rolo!
249
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,725
You are terrible at this.
250
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,894
To be fair,
we've met a lot of people.
251
00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:52,062
Well, this is the last
face, Lance.
252
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,941
If you finish without a single correct
answer, you know what that means.
253
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,025
No. What?
254
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,904
[audience] Snick!
Snick! Snick! Snick!
255
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,823
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
256
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:06,076
I can't hear what they're saying.
Is it "Snick"?
257
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:10,122
That's right! Miss this next question,
and I will be forced to hit this button,
258
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:15,127
which will shoot you out of the
studio and into the lair of the Snick.
259
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,463
Show us the Snick, Norlox.
260
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,549
- [audience cheering]
- [roars]
261
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,052
- [screams]
- [Bob] Ooh! [Chuckles]
262
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,512
He looks hungry.
263
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:27,640
What? Nobody said
anything about the Snick!
264
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:31,644
Well, it's in the title of the show.
Garfle Warfle Snick!
265
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,271
I wasn't listening to that!
You know I'm the dumb one!
266
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,608
Well, here's your last face, dum-dum.
Look carefully.
267
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,069
- [audience cheering]
- Quiet! I need to concentrate!
268
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,614
[monitor beeping]
269
00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:46,950
[whimpers]
270
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,913
- It's Bii-Boh-Bi! Bii-Boh-Bi!
- [jingle plays]
271
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,375
That's right!
You are not gonna get fed to the Snick.
272
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,669
[audience booing]
273
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,295
They are savages.
274
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,340
Well, sorry, Zarkon.
Looks like you're going home.
275
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:04,843
- It was just fun being on the show.
- Shut up.
276
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,554
[all screaming]
277
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:10,057
And now, since he's the only person
in the galaxy Lance can remember,
278
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,350
let's bring him out!
279
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:16,397
Ladies and gentlemen,
star of the hit stick-com, Bii-Boh Me,
280
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,316
the one and only Bii-Boh-Bi!
281
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,735
[audience cheering]
282
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,239
Bii-Boh,
welcome back to the show.
283
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,992
Seems like you've been pretty
busy since we saw you last.
284
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,452
Bii-bi-boh, bi-boh-bii,
bii-bii-bii-bii,
285
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,746
bi-bi-boh, bii-bii!
286
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,915
[laughing]
287
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,792
Yeah! [Laughing]
288
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:41,755
Okay, Bii. You're an old pro at this,
so maybe you can help this dum-dum out.
289
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,465
Bii-boh, boh-bii.
290
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,635
Norlox,
what is our next warfler?
291
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,471
- It's the Garflater!
- [audience] Oh!
292
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,849
All right, now,
as everyone knows,
293
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,393
the Garflater is worth
vezcenbullion credits.
294
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:57,062
So, Lance,
this could get you and your friends
295
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,939
well on your way to freedom.
296
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:00,149
Let's do this!
297
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,902
Of course, if you don't answer
five questions correctly,
298
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:07,406
you'll end up in the Garflator,
where you'll be slowly cooked alive.
299
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:11,577
- What? Come on!
- Let's put blazzle hoochas on the board.
300
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,494
[monitor beeps]
301
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,707
Bii-Boh-Bi, you're giving the clues,
and remember not to say the word.
302
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,418
- Bii-boh.
- Start the Garflator!
303
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,086
[gulping]
304
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,088
[beeping]
305
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,133
Bii, bii-boh-bi.
306
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,010
Um...
307
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,970
I have no idea what's
happening right now.
308
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,054
Bii!
309
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,513
Boh!
310
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,058
- Bii!
- Bii?
311
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,935
- [jingle plays]
- [Bob] Correct!
312
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,770
- Boh-boh...
- Bii?
313
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:39,521
Bii...
314
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:40,940
Bii-boh?
315
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,024
[grunts]
316
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:42,942
Bii-bii?
317
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:43,859
- [jingle plays]
- That's two!
318
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,611
[all laughing]
319
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,196
- Boh...
- Bii!
320
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,239
- [jingle plays]
- Two more to go!
321
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,825
- Bii-boh-boh...
- [buzzer blares]
322
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:52,909
[grunts]
323
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,787
You can't say the word.
324
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:55,996
Bii-boh...
325
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,499
Boh-boh, bii-bii-boh,
326
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,960
boh-bii-boh.
327
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,043
- [jingle plays]
- Yeah!
328
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:05,214
- Final clue. Running out of time!
- [Warflator gulping]
329
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,967
- Boh-boh-boh!
- Bii-boh-bii-bii?
330
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,611
Boh-boh-boh,
boh-boh-boh-boh, boh-boh-boh!
331
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,762
Bii-bii-bii, boh,
bii-boh, boh, boh,
332
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,680
- bii-bii-bii!
- [buzzer blares]
333
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,640
Oh! Oh! [Screams]
334
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,184
[Bob] Oh! So close.
335
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,103
[Lance grunting]
336
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,397
[Bob] The answer was Bi.
337
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:25,901
- I said that!
- Give it up for Bii-Boh-Bi, everybody!
338
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,696
- [audience cheering]
- Bii-boh, bi-bi-bi-bi!
339
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,826
When we come back from the break,
we'll see if Lance's fellow Paladins
340
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:38,247
can get him out of the Warflator before
he gets turned into hot pudding...
341
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,581
right after this.
342
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:44,420
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343
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346
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347
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348
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,241
- [animal clucks, shrieks]
- [knife thuds]
349
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:04,732
[Norlox] And now back
to Garfle Warfle Snick.
350
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,608
Welcome back, everybody.
351
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,945
The Paladins of Voltron are trying
to win their way off the show,
352
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,865
but they just lost one of
their team to the Warflator.
353
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,993
- How's it going over there, Lance?
- Actually, this feels great.
354
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,912
The goo is nice and warm,
and it feels like it's exfoliating me.
355
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:22,082
Well, eventually,
it'll eat through your skin.
356
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,085
But let's see if one of your
friends can help you out.
357
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,756
- Well, hello, Princess.
- What are we doing here, Bob?
358
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,758
We're playing the game.
359
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,428
Please let us go.
The universe needs Voltron.
360
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,389
Well, then the Paladins of Voltron
are just gonna have to get serious
361
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,557
about winning this game.
362
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,935
Now, which one of you do you
want to play to free Lance, huh?
363
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,855
- Who's the brainiest of the team?
- [all] Pidge.
364
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,274
All right, little
fellow, step on out here.
365
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,401
[grunts]
366
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,780
Norlox,
tell us what the next warfler is.
367
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,324
It's Bankchannel!
368
00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,412
- Hey, miniature golf!
- Miniature what?
369
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,873
This game, it's... Never mind.
370
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,292
All right,
let me show you how to play here.
371
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:11,298
All you have to do is hit the sphere
through the bankchannel into the tunnel.
372
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,424
Easy.
373
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:16,470
- Think you can do that?
- I think I can handle it.
374
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,017
Hmm. Mmm...
375
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,147
Oh. Very serious.
376
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:31,652
The hole is over there.
377
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,676
- [Pidge grunts]
- [glass shatters]
378
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,453
[Bob grunting]
379
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,372
[grunts] Let us go now!
380
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,249
- [alarm blaring]
- Huh?
381
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:51,296
It looks like the Paladins have
just made it into the final round!
382
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,384
What the...
383
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,971
Okay, I know I've said
this before many times,
384
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,431
but this is the freakiest
thing I've ever seen.
385
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,893
One of you will now be
allowed to leave the game.
386
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:08,272
The rest of you will be
staying here with me forever.
387
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:12,151
You have blazzle hoochas
to write down your choice
388
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:15,404
for who should get to escape
on the screen in front of you.
389
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,487
Go!
390
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:30,210
[Bob] Final hoochas.
Make your selections, everyone.
391
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,633
Hunk, let's start with you.
Who'd you vote for?
392
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,219
Well, Bob, I voted for Allura.
393
00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:42,806
I figured she's the princess,
and she's such a natural leader, you know.
394
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,851
The universe needs her more than it
needs the rest of us, plain and simple.
395
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,603
- [audience] Aw!
- Aw. Thank you, Hunk.
396
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,105
Allura, who did you vote for?
397
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,191
[Allura] I selected Pidge.
398
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,444
She and her family have the best chance
of rebuilding what my father started.
399
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,405
Interesting.
Lance, who got your vote?
400
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,032
[Lance] I voted for Keith.
401
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:04,620
He's our leader, plus he's half Galra,
so I think he's, like, the future.
402
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:09,124
[Bob] Keith, the leader, who do you think
deserves to make it out of here, huh?
403
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,544
Lance? Why Lance?
404
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,589
I just don't wanna be stuck
here for eternity with Lance.
405
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:16,548
Aw!
406
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,467
Thanks, man. Wait, what?
407
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,802
We're down to our
very last vote.
408
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,223
Pidge, you're the Paladin that
everyone says is the smartest,
409
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,392
the most analytical,
the most logical.
410
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,728
Let's see who you voted for.
411
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,482
- [audience] Aw!
- Hunk? Seriously?
412
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,360
Yeah.
Hunk gets along with everybody.
413
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:40,697
If anyone's gonna go out into the universe
and bring people together, it's Hunk.
414
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,449
Aw, thanks, Pidge.
415
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,911
No one voted for themselves.
416
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:49,248
Everyone wanted someone
else to get to leave
417
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:52,876
and every single one
of you got a vote.
418
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,505
So, I guess we all get fed to the
Snick or something now, right?
419
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:59,383
[distorted voice] You all get...
420
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,552
[normal voice]
quaz-cenbullion credits!
421
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,221
You win!
422
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,015
[all cheering]
423
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:11,270
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah! Yay!
424
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,353
[Hunk] We're the best!
425
00:21:12,437 --> 00:21:14,481
That's our show, everybody.
426
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:16,692
From all of us here at
Garfle Warfle Snick,
427
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,779
please have your klanmuirls
spayed or neutered. Good night!
428
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,204
[alarm clock blaring]
429
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,499
[gasps, whimpers]
430
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:33,792
Oh!
431
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,252
Whoa.
432
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,421
Oh. That was messed up.
433
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:39,381
Hey, guys.
434
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,426
I just kind of dozed off for a
second and I had this crazy dream.
435
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,513
- Garfle Warfle Snick?
- No way.
436
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,056
You guys saw that, too?
437
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,851
So wait,
does that mean Bob is real?
438
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:53,812
Bob? Did you all just meet Bob?
439
00:21:53,895 --> 00:21:56,148
Coran, you know him?
440
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,443
I've never met him myself,
but I've heard tales.
441
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:03,280
He's an all-powerful,
all-knowing interdimensional being
442
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:06,366
who judges the worthiness
of great warriors.
443
00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:10,120
Well, I bet he never met
anyone worthier than us.
444
00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:13,415
The legends say that if you meet
Bob and live to tell the tale,
445
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,876
you're destined for
great things indeed.
446
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,004
The guy was kind of a
jerk, though, right?
447
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,379
- [Allura] Completely.
- [Lance] I'm not that dumb!
448
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:31,266
[Blumfump] Looking for a place
the whole family can enjoy?
449
00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:33,143
Come on down to Luxia's Kingdom.
450
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,354
Ride a seahorse.
Feed Swirn's jellyfish.
451
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,982
You can take a dip in our
new volcanic hot springs
452
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,526
or see the hypnotic
Octodancers perform
453
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:45,739
while snacking on treats from
Plaxum's bakery and lots more!
454
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:50,285
Luxia's Kingdom, so safe and
warm, you'll wanna stay forever.
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