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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:28,070 Many moons ago on the distant planet of Gigax, 2 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,156 a nameless evil reigned supreme. 3 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:34,659 This ruthless being had amassed power beyond measure 4 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:37,370 and was preparing to strike down all that was good 5 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,872 and just in the universe. 6 00:00:39,914 --> 00:00:42,667 Before he could fulfill his dark destiny, 7 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:46,046 the forces of light banded together, 8 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:48,381 and in their most desperate hour 9 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,508 toppled the dark one from his throne. 10 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:54,137 He was imprisoned in a place far beyond reach, 11 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,556 for if he were ever to be released, 12 00:00:56,598 --> 00:01:01,436 it would spell certain doom for all existence. 13 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:11,904 Okay, here's the deal, men. Winner is champion of 14 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:14,949 the universe, loser gets buried alive. 15 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:17,035 Got it? 16 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,411 That's fair. 17 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,580 -Ready? -Set? 18 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,207 -Crazy Ball! -Crazy Ball! 19 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,505 You're toast, Mimi. 20 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:31,633 Not even close, you dork! 21 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,719 Ow, my butt! 22 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,222 Yes, five point butt bonus. 23 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,057 Swing ball. 24 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,225 One... 25 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,393 -Crazy ball. 26 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:43,061 -Two... -Crazy ball. 27 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,397 -Three. -Three of a kind! 28 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:48,066 Four, alright, four points for me. 29 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,152 I'll get you at the switcheroo, crumb scum. 30 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,986 Just you watch. 31 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,531 Buckle up for a dirt sandwich, you little maniac. 32 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:56,074 Aaaah! 33 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:08,045 Switcheroo. Aaah! 34 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:09,462 I win! 35 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:12,257 Start digging, Luke. 36 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,388 Damn switcheroo. 37 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,765 Keep digging, boy. 38 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:24,977 Hey, hurry up so I can bury you and go to sleep already. 39 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:27,272 I'm gonna bring your bed into my room 40 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:30,442 and make one of those, oh, what do you call it. 41 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:32,610 Oh, super beds. 42 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:36,364 Oh, yeah, that's cool. 43 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,420 Is that a coffin? 44 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,339 Is this where they buried Grandma? 45 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,507 No, I don't think so. 46 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,427 Let me see. 47 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,267 It's really stuck in there good. 48 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,479 Maybe if I press those, it'll do something? 49 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:12,442 No, I'm the Crazy Ball champion so I get all the treasures. 50 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,777 Right, of course. 51 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:16,529 Let's see. 52 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,781 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 53 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:21,201 Dumb dumb chump, here we go. 54 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:26,123 Wow, first try. 55 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,499 Come to mama. 56 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:43,265 Cover it up! 57 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:46,058 Hurry, before mom and dad see. 58 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:47,560 Shovel faster, numnuts. 59 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:50,230 I'm trying. 60 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:03,117 Luke, Mimi, do you kids know what time it is? 61 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,327 -9:00. -9:00. 62 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:07,330 What happens at 9:00. 63 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:10,082 Get inside. It's time for bed. 64 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:24,514 Dad? 65 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,183 You okay, sport? 66 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,768 Is there such thing as monsters? 67 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,815 Well, here's the thing, Luke. 68 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:37,109 In a lot of ways, humans are the real monsters. 69 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:38,695 So I'd say yes. 70 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:42,532 Okay, what your genius father is trying to say is no, 71 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,117 there's no such thing as monsters. 72 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:47,454 What happened to your head? 73 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:51,791 Somebody lost at Crazy Ball. 74 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,460 Again? 75 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:55,420 Mimi, I don't want to keep going through this, okay? 76 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,172 Remember what we said last time you were playing kookie ball? 77 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,300 It's Crazy Ball! 78 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,719 Plus, it's not even my fault. 79 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,597 Check the tapes. Luke sucks. 80 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,224 It doesn't matter, okay? 81 00:05:07,265 --> 00:05:08,725 You need to take it easy on your brother. 82 00:05:08,766 --> 00:05:10,310 He won't want to play with you anymore. 83 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:11,769 What's the deal with monsters? 84 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:15,440 Are they fake? Are they real? All the above? 85 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:18,276 Yeah, what's with all the monster talk tonight? 86 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,695 It's just that, if there are monsters coming to kill us, 87 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:23,615 could you make sure they -- 88 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,783 could you make sure they kill Luke first? 89 00:05:25,825 --> 00:05:29,371 That's harsh. But okay. 90 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:31,914 Mimi, that's a horrible thing to say. 91 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,376 Why?! 92 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,168 Dismissed. 93 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:38,588 Good night, wacko. 94 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:42,259 Dad! 95 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:48,723 Good night. 96 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:02,964 Look at this shit! There's not a pawn shop in town 97 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:05,842 that's going to want this crap! 98 00:07:05,883 --> 00:07:08,511 If it's all garbage, why did that old guy put up 99 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,513 such a fight when we busted in? 100 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:13,850 I think I sprained my wrist clocking that geezer. 101 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:18,730 Look at this. Why the hell would you even grab this? 102 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,649 Suck my dick, asshole! It was dark. 103 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,693 And that's a nice frame. 104 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,571 Not any more. 105 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,460 What the hell did you say, buddy? 106 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:48,426 A variation of the Ironian tongue. 107 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,970 How primitive. 108 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:55,558 Let's just get out of here! This guy's on something. 109 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,894 Hey, you dickless shit. 110 00:07:57,935 --> 00:07:59,729 We already killed one asshole tonight. 111 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,732 And we'll gladly do it again! 112 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:19,040 Your flesh is unevolved and weak. 113 00:08:19,081 --> 00:08:24,421 Perhaps in a few millennia, you will make worthy adversaries. 114 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,633 But not today. 115 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:57,662 Hey, man, please, I don't want to die. 116 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,707 Then live forever. 117 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,604 This is a really big hole. 118 00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:24,981 How did you even dig this? Huh? 119 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:29,151 Alright, first I want to say, great job on the hole, son. 120 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:31,362 -Thanks. -Second I want to say, 121 00:09:31,403 --> 00:09:32,780 this is completely unacceptable. 122 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,406 -Oh. -Somebody's going to 123 00:09:34,448 --> 00:09:37,744 have to fill this in. 124 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,454 Anybody. 125 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,665 One of you even. 126 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,709 -I vote dad. -Me too. 127 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,669 Yeah, me three. 128 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,589 And if I -- when I vote, I will vote for all of 129 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:52,509 -you three, as a family. -No, no. 130 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,885 Doesn't work that way. 131 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:57,972 Alright. So much for democracy, huh? 132 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:00,683 Do the dishes, Greg. 133 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,184 What made these? 134 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:04,186 If I had to guess, I'd say some wino 135 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,022 was on his way home from a bender last night. 136 00:10:06,063 --> 00:10:07,690 Thought he could Evel Knievel 137 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:10,151 his way over this hole and fell in. 138 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:14,697 -What else could it be really? -Maybe a raccoon. 139 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,407 That doesn't make any damn sense. 140 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:20,703 Oh! Oh, oh, my hand. 141 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,539 -Are you okay? -Oh, God, my hand. 142 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,707 -Well, that didn't take long. -Oh, it hurts so bad, Susan! 143 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,668 -Okay, okay. -Oh, my God. 144 00:10:26,709 --> 00:10:28,586 -Come on. -Oh, Susan. 145 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:32,506 Ow! Don't even look at it, it hurts. 146 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:44,811 Did you see the size of those freaking claw marks? 147 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:47,647 We need to tell somebody what happened. 148 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:48,981 Maybe we should go to the police. 149 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,568 I don't trust cops. Not one bit. 150 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:54,654 We're going to go search ourselves tonight. 151 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,072 That's crazy. 152 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:57,990 We don't know what was down there. 153 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:01,703 What's crazy is what a stupid wiener you can be some times. 154 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,581 Pull up your diapers because we're going to go find 155 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,958 what crawled out of your grave last night 156 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:10,753 like a couple of real American heroes. 157 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,882 Can you dig it?! 158 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,760 Yeah. I dig it. 159 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:21,848 -Hey, man. -Hey, Alistair. 160 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,100 You beat Rage Master 64 yet? 161 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,477 Yeah, man, medium difficulty. 162 00:11:26,518 --> 00:11:27,854 -No way. -Hey, kiddy. 163 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,522 You look good in your little outfit there. 164 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,942 Why don't you give us a spin, hunky boy? 165 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:35,653 Um, no thanks. 166 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,197 Never mind. 167 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,783 My math! 168 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,161 Is your sister crazy? 169 00:11:57,008 --> 00:12:00,011 Mimi, look. 170 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,680 That way. 171 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,687 There's no way this was a dirty wino bum. 172 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,023 Look at how even his footsteps are. 173 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:15,902 Duh. When has dad ever been right about anything? 174 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:19,196 Yeah, good point. 175 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,206 I'm not going in there. 176 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,083 Here, take this. 177 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,210 I call it the Luke killer. 178 00:12:33,252 --> 00:12:34,962 It will protect you. 179 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,798 How the hell does this work? 180 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,676 Ow! The damn thing cut me. 181 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,218 You're using it wrong. 182 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,681 Don't kill her Mark. I'm going to kill you. 183 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:48,559 Mimi, wait. Oh, crap. 184 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,792 -Stop jumping at everything! 185 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,043 You're jumping, too. 186 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,587 I'm jumping because you're jumping! 187 00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:18,255 This place is dangerous. 188 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,383 Didn't somebody die back when this was a shoe factory? 189 00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:25,054 Nobody ever died from making shoes, Luke. 190 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,056 That's just crazy. 191 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:31,227 Besides, the most dangerous thing in here... 192 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,645 is me. 193 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,233 We should get out of here. 194 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:41,779 Hey, creep! We know you're in here. 195 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,824 Show yourself or... 196 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:48,745 or I'll break you into a pile of bones? 197 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,163 No, that wasn't good. 198 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,708 This is super dumb. 199 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,961 Let's go. 200 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:08,014 Is that fear I smell? How sweet. 201 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:13,978 Oh, my God. 202 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:17,899 Man, that's what this one called me. 203 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,150 Aah! 204 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,735 Are you also man? 205 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,196 You are much smaller creatures. 206 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,282 No matter. 207 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,951 You will suffer like the rest. 208 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:32,038 Know that in the sweet release of death 209 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,123 you'll be spared the sight of your planet 210 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:38,002 being torn to pieces, watching as everyone 211 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:41,005 you hold dear is drowned in a sea of their own blood. 212 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,714 Shut it! 213 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,926 No, I am not a man. 214 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,844 I am a wo-man. 215 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:51,223 And you're going to let go of my stupid wiener bro right now! 216 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:57,021 Mimi, look. 217 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,825 Is this yours? 218 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,368 Speak. 219 00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,413 The gem of Praxidice. 220 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,998 This cannot be. 221 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,001 Believe it, buster. 222 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:22,171 Stop messing around and explain, scum. 223 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:34,851 The Geminia One, whoever wields it is able to command me 224 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:37,186 for as long as it's in their possession. 225 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,980 But know this, child. 226 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,773 The power you wield will be short lived. 227 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:46,362 Sure, sure. But first let's test this baby out. 228 00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,239 Alright, Monster Mash. 229 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:53,369 Pick up my bro and, uh, spin him around a bunch. 230 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,288 Hey, come on. 231 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,207 Ah. 232 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,377 It hurts. 233 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,795 Alright, put the cry baby down. 234 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:09,843 Enough! The longer we play these childish games, 235 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:13,180 the more horrifying your deaths will be. 236 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:17,101 This is but a small example of what I am capable of. 237 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,186 His eternal pain will take his mind 238 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,273 beyond the furthest reaches of madness. 239 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:26,443 Preserved in an endless state of -- no! 240 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,488 He was my masterpiece! 241 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:32,408 Oh, sorry man. 242 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,911 Thank you. 243 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:37,914 Do you have a name, Monster Man? 244 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:41,583 No name can encompass my dark will. 245 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,086 Though my enemies will sometimes refer to me 246 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,423 as the arch duke of nightmares. 247 00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:49,383 Well, that sucks. 248 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,385 Never mind. We can workshop this. 249 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:55,056 Luke! 250 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,266 -Yeah? -I want names. 251 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:59,768 They've got to be fresh, they've got to be cool. 252 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,228 Go. 253 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,106 We can't name it. He's going to kill us. 254 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:07,359 Ha! You would pray for something so simple. 255 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,529 I will drink your endless screams as I rip -- 256 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,615 Dinosaur-us Flex. 257 00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,243 That's not bad actually. 258 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,205 -Rexothundrax? -Cobrala Khan. 259 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,207 Revenge X Bad Lord. 260 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,125 -Heartless Creep. -Oh, Rip Lord. 261 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:27,921 How about Shadow Slammer? Or even Merman. 262 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,548 Nemesis Grim Night. 263 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,467 No, too sinister. 264 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,261 How about Dark Lord of Wonderful Smooches? 265 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,889 I will never accept such a title. 266 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,933 Stop running and clap your hands, 267 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,478 you know, for a while at least. 268 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,483 How about Psycho Man? 269 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,402 Mm, Goreman? 270 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,989 That's it. 271 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,242 Did I get it? 272 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:58,410 No. 273 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,580 Stop that annoying clapping! 274 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:05,084 His name will be... 275 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,045 Psycho Goreman! 276 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,673 Or PG for short. 277 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:15,011 I don't see how that's better than Archduke of Nightmares. 278 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,929 Psycho Goreman, that's great. 279 00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,849 It's fun, it's hip, it's wow, and it's now. 280 00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:23,019 You're making a terrible mistake, 281 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,895 you putrid little creature. 282 00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:28,315 Soon I'll get the gem back, and when I do -- 283 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,609 Nice to meet you, PG. I'm Mimi. 284 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,319 And I'm Luke. 285 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,197 Aaah! I wield powers unimaginable 286 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,615 to your simple minds. 287 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:39,368 Soon you will beg me for mercy. 288 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,496 But know that you will only receive pain. 289 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,540 Knock knock? 290 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,043 What? 291 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,335 Knock knock? 292 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,171 Have you succumbed to madness already? 293 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,048 Just say "who's there" already. 294 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,466 Geez, what planet are you from? 295 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,511 Gigax. 296 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,138 Who's there? 297 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,474 Me. Crazy Ball champion of the universe. 298 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:06,312 And the champion says... 299 00:19:06,353 --> 00:19:09,106 go over there, sit down, shut up, 300 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,691 and wait for us to come back in the morning. 301 00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,318 You dig? 302 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,028 Dig what? 303 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,030 Go! 304 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,625 You will suffer in eternity for this! 305 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,044 Yeah, yeah. 306 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:34,298 Bye-e-e-e-e-e! 307 00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,645 I wonder what it's favorite shows are. 308 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,940 Do you think it likes grilled cheeses and tacos? 309 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,567 We should bring him some welcome goodies 310 00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,402 before we take him out on the town. 311 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,446 What do you mean take him out on the town? 312 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,072 I got to show him off. 313 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,616 I'll be the coolest kid in school. 314 00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:03,076 He's going to kill everybody if we take him anywhere. 315 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,538 No, he won't. Not unless I tell him to. 316 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:09,791 Mimi, I'm pretty good at going along with your crazy ideas. 317 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,669 But we need to think about this one. 318 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:16,632 Fine. I should probably teach him some cool tricks anyways. 319 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:20,093 See what kind of slick stuff he can do. 320 00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:28,560 Watch out, world, it's Mimi's time to shine. 321 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,208 The vasiaults have analyzed the cosmic resonance 322 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,085 and confirmed our suspicions. 323 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,338 The ultimate evil has awoken. 324 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,590 How can this be possible? 325 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,676 Who could have deciphered the sequence 326 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,762 that released the gem of Praxidice? 327 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,223 I approved the sequence myself. 328 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,392 Whoever solved it must have intelligence 329 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,769 that far surpasses our own. 330 00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:15,148 Which is a notion that I find quite preposterous, I must say. 331 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,778 -Preposterous? -That's right. 332 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:22,281 Enough! 333 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:25,158 Our mistake was being merciful to that demon 334 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:28,287 instead of wiping him from the galaxy forever. 335 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:31,164 It is clear that the rules of the Gigaxian unity accords 336 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,083 have failed us. 337 00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:36,044 What do you suggest we do, Templar Pandora? 338 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:45,178 It's time to elect justice through the Templar code. 339 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:48,682 There will be no trial for that abomination. 340 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:53,437 The only verdict is for him to die by my hand. 341 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,189 He has single handedly extinguished entire planets 342 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,691 from existence. 343 00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,777 How do you expect to defeat him on your own, hm? 344 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,822 I do not fear him. 345 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:08,785 I have faith that the gods will watch over and protect me. 346 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:16,084 Ooh, sounds like a load of superstitious nonsense to me. 347 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,338 What was that? 348 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,340 -Huh? -Huh? 349 00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,509 No, no, no. I didn't say anything. 350 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,886 -You don't believe me? -I believe you, Templar. 351 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:27,596 It's just, we're boys having a laugh. 352 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:29,222 And... 353 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,767 Just a bit of-- -Just what? 354 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,729 I think it's an excellent plan so why don't we just move on? 355 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,731 Lots of things to discuss here. 356 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:40,233 Aah! 357 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:43,779 Do you not believe that it is my destiny to vanquish 358 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:47,408 this darkness from the universe? 359 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:51,370 I...would leave... 360 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:57,751 Never forget that it was we, the Templars, 361 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:01,422 that cleansed your worlds of the dark one's scourge. 362 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,882 It was the will of the gods that saved you, 363 00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:08,637 and they can just as easily have you all wiped from existence. 364 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,931 Remember this. 365 00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:13,517 Yes, you're very kind. 366 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:16,728 What are the creatures of this planet? 367 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,773 Humans, your holiness. 368 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:23,694 Bring me one of these human things. 369 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:31,827 -Where am I? -Come here, my dear. 370 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:35,456 Don't be afraid. 371 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:49,803 He will not escape us this time. 372 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:56,435 The light of heaven will always extinguish the darkness of evil. 373 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,908 May the gods watch over me. 374 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,508 And the president said, 375 00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,635 "But, Mimi, every day's your birthday." 376 00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:31,762 Then we started eating the whole cake 377 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,681 while they broadcasted it to the whole world. 378 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:36,725 And that's when I woke up. 379 00:24:36,767 --> 00:24:38,351 Which really sucked because 380 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,354 I wanted to finish that tasty cake. 381 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:46,234 Okay, so who's this guy you have got living 382 00:24:46,276 --> 00:24:47,861 in the old shoe factory? 383 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,863 You're going to love him, Alistair. 384 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:54,535 He's this big scary monster that wants to kill everybody. 385 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,994 Huh? 386 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,872 Hey, could one of you guys help me with this? 387 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,791 No, thanks. 388 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:12,260 Holy crud. 389 00:25:12,302 --> 00:25:14,513 I know, right? 390 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,766 PG, wake up! 391 00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:28,610 PG, wake up. I want you to meet our friend, Alistair. 392 00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:34,658 Wait, were we supposed to feed him? 393 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,287 You alive, buddy? 394 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,376 Aaah! 395 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:47,796 Stop! 396 00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:50,924 Nice try. 397 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,719 Anyways, Alistair, this is Psycho Goreman. 398 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,471 Or PG for short. 399 00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,057 -Hi. -Silence! 400 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:00,684 Okay. 401 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,978 We've brought you some reading material, PG. 402 00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:05,564 And a TV to watch. Did you sleep okay? 403 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,941 I'm sorry we didn't bring any pornos. 404 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,818 Petty displays of wealth. 405 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,904 How can your short life spans allow such narcissism? 406 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:15,115 Yeah, but look at all the hunky boys. 407 00:26:15,156 --> 00:26:18,660 I do not care for hunky boys. 408 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:26,960 Or do I? 409 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:29,713 PG, can I ask you something? 410 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,089 No! 411 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,759 PG, I don't like that attitude. 412 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,137 Be nice, please. Luke, ask him again. 413 00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:40,766 Can I ask you something? 414 00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:42,518 What? 415 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,978 What are you? 416 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,534 That is a tale bathed in the blood 417 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,911 of a million dead memories. 418 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:11,379 I was born in a time before time, on the planet Gigax. 419 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,882 A world light years from your own. 420 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,635 My entire existence was servitude, 421 00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:20,388 under the rule of beings that claimed to serve a higher power 422 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,515 that governed over us all. 423 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:25,894 These entities, known as the Templars, 424 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:27,729 had no more divine purpose 425 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,982 than the dirt I excavated to help build their churches. 426 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:34,485 But still they were able to crush the people of Gigax 427 00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:37,030 beneath their gilded heels. 428 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:40,033 The Templars preached to us their holy scriptures, 429 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,662 declaring their rightful ownership of Gigax. 430 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:46,707 To them, we were nothing more than parasites 431 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:49,000 trespassing on hallowed ground. 432 00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:55,716 That candy was weird. 433 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:06,643 But then one day every thing changed. 434 00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:25,578 I discovered an artifact thought to be lost forever, 435 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:29,582 forged by ancient Gigaxian warlocks out of energy 436 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,960 from the darkest corners of the galaxy -- 437 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:34,713 the gem of Praxidice. 438 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:54,065 The moment I took the gem in my hand 439 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:58,779 and felt its immense power, my destiny was clear. 440 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,447 I would destroy the Templars 441 00:29:01,489 --> 00:29:05,869 and anyone else that stood against me. 442 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,275 The gem bonded with me 443 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:40,904 and gave me power beyond all other beings. 444 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:44,825 I was able to raise an army led by my loyal generals, 445 00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:50,080 the Paladins of Sydion, and take back Gigax. 446 00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:53,333 But I didn't stop there. 447 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:56,127 It was clear that my thirst for death would only be 448 00:29:56,169 --> 00:30:02,092 satiated if I snuffed out all light in the universe. 449 00:30:05,721 --> 00:30:08,264 But I was overthrown and imprisoned 450 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:12,185 by the Templars and their planetary alliance. 451 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:17,023 They stole the gem and, with it, my power. 452 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:41,297 To this day, I do not understand how such weak minded insects 453 00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:45,886 could defeat the greatest power in the galaxy. 454 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,764 TV's working. 455 00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:53,684 Well, that boring dumb story made me tired. 456 00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:54,895 Let's go, guys. 457 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:57,856 PG, your homework is to watch more TV 458 00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,649 and learn how to be more fun. 459 00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:01,734 Otherwise... 460 00:31:01,777 --> 00:31:03,862 I will have to punish you. 461 00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:06,156 -Well, it was nice meeting you. 462 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:09,617 It would nicer if you were dead. 463 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,202 Alright, bye. 464 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,720 Energy runs through this box. 465 00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:35,643 It might be enough. 466 00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:39,647 Spirits of the electroverse, find my world and alert 467 00:31:39,689 --> 00:31:44,027 the Paladins of Sydion that their master walks again. 468 00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:50,700 The gem of Praxidice has been taken 469 00:31:50,741 --> 00:31:52,743 by two brainless meat children. 470 00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:55,956 You must attain the gem even if it has to be pried 471 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,291 from their tiny dead hands. 472 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:03,713 Thanks for having me to stay over 473 00:32:03,754 --> 00:32:05,215 for dinner, Mrs. Hallenbeck. 474 00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:06,716 Glad to have you, Alistair. 475 00:32:06,757 --> 00:32:09,135 Yes, very glad to have you. 476 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,429 Well, I was busy filling in that hole in the backyard, 477 00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,348 so unfortunately, Mr. Hallenbeck 478 00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:16,726 had the pleasure of playing master chef tonight. 479 00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:18,769 How great is this chicken, Alistair? 480 00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:20,105 It's my special recipe. 481 00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:23,274 It's, uh... 482 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:24,985 It's a little tough, Dad. 483 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:26,402 The microwave will do that. 484 00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:28,363 But it sure brings out the flavor. 485 00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:30,323 What did you three maniacs get up to? 486 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:33,076 We, um...Ow! 487 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:34,827 We were playing guns in the forest. 488 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,413 Guns? Now that sounds like fun. 489 00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:40,750 Back when I was in the army, we used to play guns all the time. 490 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:42,835 Except it was called the Iraq War. 491 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:46,214 We played for keeps. 492 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:47,798 Meaning I killed people. 493 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,926 Okay, don't listen to GI Joker over here. 494 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:53,429 He's never fired a gun in his life. 495 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:55,098 -Anyways -- -Can me and Alistair 496 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,892 play video games? 497 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,394 Mm-hmm. Just put your plates by the sink, okay, honey? 498 00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:02,230 But, Alistair, games are for nerds. 499 00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:03,814 Wouldn't you rather go in the driveway 500 00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:06,985 and throw basketballs at Luke or something? 501 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:09,112 Oh, uh, yeah, thanks. 502 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:13,074 But I just really want to play some vids. 503 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,993 Come on, let's go. 504 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:20,790 Guess I'll play by myself then. 505 00:33:20,831 --> 00:33:22,750 Hey, Mimi. 506 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,752 Can you come back and finish your broccoli? 507 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:28,298 No, I cannot, because champions don't eat broccoli! 508 00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:31,717 Well, she finished my delicious chicken. 509 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:36,347 And in the end, isn't that all that really matters? 510 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:38,808 No, she didn't. 511 00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:51,487 And then I heard Kyle put all his pubes in a bag 512 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:54,199 and sold them to Mason for five bucks. 513 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,866 Isn't that crazy? 514 00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:58,744 Dude, what's he going to do with a bag of pubes? 515 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:04,125 What the frig are you doing? 516 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,751 -But -- -Took you long enough. 517 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:07,420 I don't have all night. 518 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:10,798 Time is a false construct that only exists for 519 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:15,345 primitive beings unable to phase into the ninth dimension. 520 00:34:15,386 --> 00:34:18,098 Also I got lost. 521 00:34:18,139 --> 00:34:21,892 Mimi, what the heck are you doing? 522 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:23,186 He can't be here. 523 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,896 He can be wherever I want him to be. 524 00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:27,190 Remember? 525 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:29,775 Heads up, dumpy butt. 526 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:34,072 Bulls eye! 527 00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:36,491 This reminds me of an ancient torture technique 528 00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:40,578 I learned from the worms of Janus many moons ago. 529 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,831 Should I go? 530 00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:45,833 This is getting a little weird. 531 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:49,254 Those were good people, those worms. 532 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:53,549 I don't care about your stupid ancient techniques. 533 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:57,428 Unless they can make Alistair stop being such a freaking dork. 534 00:34:57,470 --> 00:35:02,017 I once used my dark magic to help the warlord of Zatonia 535 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:04,435 seduce the moon princess. 536 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:08,481 I can do the same for you if you wish. 537 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:13,194 You can make him want to chuck basketballs with me. 538 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:17,407 Alright, I'm going to bounce. Good night, everybody. 539 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:19,034 Do it. 540 00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:22,120 So be it. 541 00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:25,206 Your wish is my command. 542 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,959 Oh, Jesus! 543 00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:33,131 Greg, what did you do to the microwave? 544 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:35,841 Cooked a great meal for my family, that's what. 545 00:35:35,883 --> 00:35:37,177 You're welcome. 546 00:35:37,218 --> 00:35:40,305 It's totally wrecked. 547 00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:42,848 You're welcome. 548 00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:50,398 That's great. 549 00:35:51,524 --> 00:35:55,653 Oh, my God. 550 00:36:03,035 --> 00:36:05,955 What did you do to him? 551 00:36:05,996 --> 00:36:08,458 Get away from my kids! 552 00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:15,631 My lucky bat! 553 00:36:15,673 --> 00:36:17,925 Come on! 554 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:20,678 Greg, what the hell are you doing? 555 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,513 Aaah! 556 00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:26,184 You dare stand against me with such a weak excuse for a weapon? 557 00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:27,977 No, I didn't. She did. She did. 558 00:36:28,018 --> 00:36:29,395 You asshole! 559 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:33,358 Don't hurt my parents. That's an order. 560 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:38,946 Um, Mom, dad, I want you to meet my new best pal, 561 00:36:38,988 --> 00:36:41,949 Psycho Goreman, or PG for short. 562 00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:45,495 I don't care what his name is, you need to call the police. 563 00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:47,122 Are you kidding me? 564 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:49,374 What's a cop going to do against this thing? 565 00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:51,709 -Is he going to kill us? -No way. 566 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:53,628 PG's a big softy. 567 00:36:53,669 --> 00:36:57,632 He wouldn't hurt anybody. Right, buddy? 568 00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:01,719 My entire existence is built on death and destruction. 569 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:04,054 I will kill you both. 570 00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:06,432 No, no, no, no. No, you won't. 571 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:10,645 PG's just being a goof. He's family now. Don't worry. 572 00:37:10,686 --> 00:37:12,272 Be worried. 573 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:14,440 When I'm free of your daughter's control, 574 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:16,651 I will bath in your blood. 575 00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:20,405 Ha! PG, you're such a whack job! 576 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:33,000 I will kill you. 577 00:37:54,104 --> 00:37:56,566 ♪ I'm the heckin' best 578 00:37:56,607 --> 00:37:59,985 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 579 00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:02,154 ♪ Freak all the rest 580 00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:05,115 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 581 00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:10,621 ♪ Freak off 582 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:13,040 ♪ Freak yourself 583 00:38:17,837 --> 00:38:19,297 ♪ I'm the heckin' best 584 00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:23,175 Hey, asshole! Nice Halloween costume! 585 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:26,304 ♪ Freak all the rest 586 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,764 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 587 00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,641 ♪ Freak off! 588 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:35,104 ♪ Freak you 589 00:38:35,145 --> 00:38:40,401 ♪ You're not my monster, tell me what to do ♪ 590 00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,987 ♪ Freak yourself 591 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:56,334 ♪ I'm a heckin' mess 592 00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:59,169 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 593 00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:01,672 ♪ Freak all the rest 594 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:05,385 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 595 00:39:29,742 --> 00:39:33,162 What the fuck, man? 596 00:39:33,203 --> 00:39:35,623 So tomorrow we've got a tight schedule. 597 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:38,459 We're bowling at 10:00, and then a light picnic brunch, 598 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,085 which we'll have to have around noon 599 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:42,254 so that Mom can take us to the grocery store. 600 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:44,424 I've set aside four hours for baking 601 00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:49,429 so hopefully that's enough time to bake all 12 cakes. 602 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,068 Wow. 603 00:40:04,735 --> 00:40:07,279 I wish my face could do that. 604 00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:09,073 What do you eat back at home, PG? 605 00:40:09,114 --> 00:40:12,785 Food is not only for sustenance back on Gigax. 606 00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,870 It's part of an honor code. 607 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:19,834 To be eaten is considered a warriors death. 608 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:25,214 I remember during the battle on the Bridge of Souls. 609 00:40:25,631 --> 00:40:28,801 I've got it. Here's the new plan. 610 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,303 Six hours for baking, 611 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:35,350 and we push upside down karaoke to Sunday. 612 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:36,809 Boom! 613 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:39,645 Does that -- Of course it does. 614 00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:44,400 Case closed. Judge Mimi will return after these messages. 615 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,489 Don't mind if I do. 616 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,657 I was going to eat those. 617 00:40:54,201 --> 00:40:56,120 I think you've had enough, fatso. 618 00:40:56,161 --> 00:40:58,581 Champion's got to eat. 619 00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,791 So good. 620 00:41:55,387 --> 00:41:59,224 Hello, boy. 621 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:00,851 What is happening right now? 622 00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:02,853 You have crossed the dream barrier 623 00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:05,898 and are traversing the nightmare realm. 624 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:10,986 It is here where I am able to communicate with your privately. 625 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:14,615 Hidden in your dark thoughts. 626 00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:16,992 What do you want? 627 00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:19,870 You know what I want. 628 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:23,415 The gem. 629 00:42:23,458 --> 00:42:26,669 This sick game must come to an end. 630 00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:29,714 Get it for me so that I can be free. 631 00:42:29,755 --> 00:42:31,591 I can't do that. 632 00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:33,593 Mimi found the gem. 633 00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:35,511 It belongs to her now. 634 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,972 Finders keepers, that's the law. 635 00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:41,350 How long before others learn of my awakening 636 00:42:41,391 --> 00:42:44,812 and invade this quiet little planet of yours? 637 00:42:44,854 --> 00:42:48,816 Sooner or later, the gem will be mine. 638 00:42:48,858 --> 00:42:54,238 Help me now, and I might consider sparing your life. 639 00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:56,532 I can't betray my sister like that. 640 00:42:56,574 --> 00:43:01,328 Do you think she would grant you the same courtesy? 641 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:02,371 No. 642 00:43:02,412 --> 00:43:05,415 I see the way she treats you. 643 00:43:05,457 --> 00:43:08,711 These small torments are just the beginning. 644 00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:13,549 How long before she puts her life before yours? 645 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:17,928 She would never do that. 646 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:20,931 I think. 647 00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:24,476 You know this is the only way. 648 00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:29,524 Give me the gem so we can both be free of her madness. 649 00:43:30,775 --> 00:43:34,403 I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do it. 650 00:43:34,444 --> 00:43:36,488 It will lead to bad things if I help you. 651 00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:38,658 Fine! 652 00:43:40,492 --> 00:43:43,453 You are stronger than I thought. 653 00:43:43,495 --> 00:43:46,916 But also incredibly stupid. 654 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:51,336 So...what happens now? 655 00:43:51,378 --> 00:43:54,882 We wait for this dream of yours to conclude. 656 00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:01,847 Okay. 657 00:44:08,395 --> 00:44:13,651 Alright, cats, what I'm about to teach you today is confidential. 658 00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:18,363 The government can not, under any circumstances, 659 00:44:18,405 --> 00:44:20,407 find out about this game. 660 00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:22,451 Got it? 661 00:44:22,492 --> 00:44:24,369 Okay, so there's two teams. 662 00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,413 Each team starts by throwing their balls as far away... 663 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:28,583 So you got to run and get the other teams balls in... 664 00:44:28,624 --> 00:44:30,918 Chuck them at your opponents, the other player throws their 665 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,128 -ball as high as they can-- -And then spin around like this. 666 00:44:33,170 --> 00:44:34,714 Each Jumping Jack gives you a point. 667 00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:36,423 Then whoever gets hit has to take the ball. 668 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:38,383 But only while the opposing player is doing... 669 00:44:38,425 --> 00:44:41,511 But there is a special move called the switcheroo. 670 00:44:41,553 --> 00:44:44,640 Which happens when two balls collide in mid air. 671 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:47,852 And when that happens, whoever punches their opponent first 672 00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:52,439 gets all of the other team's points plus one. 673 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:56,110 Okay, the game ends when you reach 67 points. 674 00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:02,407 I have no idea what's going on. Do you? 675 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,376 Oh, no. 676 00:45:12,417 --> 00:45:14,461 Get away from the kids! 677 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:15,713 Right now! 678 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:17,547 What the hell is that thing? 679 00:45:17,589 --> 00:45:21,886 -Just remember your training. -There's no time. Shoot him! 680 00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:30,019 I should have let those hit you. 681 00:45:32,562 --> 00:45:35,607 Hurry up, PG. We don't have all day. 682 00:45:38,568 --> 00:45:42,406 You are protectors of this realm? 683 00:45:42,447 --> 00:45:45,910 I was expecting something a bit more impressive. 684 00:45:45,951 --> 00:45:48,162 Who are you? 685 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:50,455 Who am I? 686 00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:53,709 Let me show you, law dealer. 687 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:10,017 Ahh. 688 00:46:10,059 --> 00:46:13,395 I am your master now. 689 00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:20,903 Tell your people darkness has fallen. 690 00:46:20,945 --> 00:46:23,572 Resist the eclipse of my power again 691 00:46:23,613 --> 00:46:25,199 and I will not show you the mercy 692 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,910 I've shown your friend. 693 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:30,495 Run. 694 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,001 Vince, give me the key! 695 00:46:51,266 --> 00:46:55,687 Here, another contestant for your game of nonsense. 696 00:46:58,107 --> 00:47:01,777 PG, now I have to start all over again. 697 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,653 Okay, so there's two teams. 698 00:47:03,695 --> 00:47:05,280 Each team starts by throwing their ball 699 00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:08,868 as far away from the other team as possible. 700 00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:10,535 Do you get it? 701 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,040 See, he gets it. 702 00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:18,293 Glad one of you monster boys understands. 703 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,045 That soulless husk is just telling you 704 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:22,089 what you want to hear. 705 00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:24,967 Whatever, you're dumb, I get it. 706 00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:26,551 Let's play. 707 00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:32,892 Oh, I get Alistair's done for the day. 708 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:34,726 Bye, Alistair. 709 00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:39,189 I'll be right back, you morons. Don't move. 710 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,108 Are you okay, buddy? 711 00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:44,069 Yeah, it's just -- 712 00:47:44,111 --> 00:47:45,780 What? 713 00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:49,825 Do you think I'll ever be normal again? 714 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:53,620 Probably not. But who cares? 715 00:47:53,662 --> 00:47:56,040 I like you just the way you are. 716 00:47:57,624 --> 00:48:00,627 Oh, okay. 717 00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:05,049 Bye, Alistair! You beautiful blob. 718 00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:10,846 So the "F" word works in a lot of different ways. 719 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:15,142 If you stub your toe, you can be like, "Ow, my frigging toe!" 720 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:17,227 Or if you see something weird or crazy, 721 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:19,229 you can be like, "What the frig?" 722 00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:22,149 But the best one is when you're telling someone off. 723 00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:26,111 You can be like -- you tell it to them, Luke. 724 00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:31,075 Frig off. 725 00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:33,994 Use that on someone you really hate. 726 00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:45,755 What is this? Some kind of special card? 727 00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:47,091 What is this junk?! 728 00:48:47,132 --> 00:48:49,051 I told you guys to write me love letters 729 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:51,386 telling me how amazing I was! 730 00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:54,639 What a waste of beautiful card. 731 00:48:54,681 --> 00:48:57,017 What is love? 732 00:48:57,059 --> 00:49:02,772 You know, have you ever felt all warm and fuzzy about somebody? 733 00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:04,816 Like when you rip out your enemy's spine 734 00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,027 and display it to their grieving family? 735 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:10,739 No, not -- no, not exactly. 736 00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:12,282 Love is... 737 00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:16,120 Love is a happy feeling towards somebody you care about. 738 00:49:16,161 --> 00:49:19,331 -You feel complete. 739 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:20,958 Even if you didn't think you were missing something 740 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,751 in the first place. 741 00:49:22,792 --> 00:49:26,796 All I feel is anger and hate. I will never be whole. 742 00:49:26,838 --> 00:49:30,800 Don't worry about it, PG. Love is for losers anyway. 743 00:49:30,842 --> 00:49:34,889 Oh, yeah? I thought you were so in love with Alistair. 744 00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:36,348 That doesn't count. 745 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:38,642 We're just friends that are going to get married 746 00:49:38,683 --> 00:49:40,895 and be together forever. 747 00:49:40,936 --> 00:49:42,396 And fight a lot, like mom and dad do. 748 00:49:42,437 --> 00:49:45,232 PG, I don't like the way Luke's making fun of me. 749 00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:47,859 Kill him, please. 750 00:49:47,902 --> 00:49:49,904 No, please! 751 00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:53,073 Stop! 752 00:49:53,115 --> 00:49:55,284 Just kidding! 753 00:49:57,202 --> 00:50:00,455 Your face. You're such a scaredy cat. 754 00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:03,333 And you're just -- no! 755 00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:06,045 So close. 756 00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:07,296 That's it! 757 00:50:07,337 --> 00:50:10,257 Now you get to pull the wagon. 758 00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:25,314 Faster, you dog. 759 00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:47,211 Hey, buddy. You're safe now. 760 00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:52,716 It was horrible. 761 00:50:52,757 --> 00:50:54,301 His eyes. 762 00:50:54,343 --> 00:50:57,387 It's like he was looking into my soul. 763 00:50:57,429 --> 00:50:59,389 And Vince. 764 00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:17,824 Excuse me, human. I'm searching for a nameless evil 765 00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:19,994 that was buried here long ago. 766 00:51:20,035 --> 00:51:23,163 He's awoken and has most likely slaughtered 767 00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:25,957 half your people already. 768 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,792 Have you seen him? 769 00:51:27,834 --> 00:51:32,339 No offense, ma'am, but that description is a little vague. 770 00:51:32,381 --> 00:51:35,884 I've seen him! That think that killed Vince! 771 00:51:35,925 --> 00:51:37,344 Emmett O'Brien, didn't you listen to a thing 772 00:51:37,386 --> 00:51:40,014 that this poor man says? 773 00:51:40,055 --> 00:51:42,349 No. 774 00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:45,935 God, you're a dumb ass. 775 00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:50,440 I must find him. Give me everything. 776 00:52:06,956 --> 00:52:09,543 Something's coming. 777 00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:12,046 What? You got to dump? 778 00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:32,066 Welcome back to the land of the living, master. 779 00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:34,943 Spare me the theatrics, Dark Scream. 780 00:52:34,984 --> 00:52:36,236 What took you so long? 781 00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:38,238 We came as soon as we could, my lord. 782 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,074 Let me be the first to say 783 00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:44,244 that we are all so very glad to see that you're alive. 784 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:48,998 PG, are these silly little guys your friends? 785 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:50,875 Why don't you introduce us? 786 00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:52,544 They don't look very friendly. 787 00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:58,425 Ah, yes, Paladins, this is Mimi and... 788 00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:02,637 her brother. 789 00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,014 It's Luke. 790 00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:07,851 You should know my name by now. 791 00:53:07,892 --> 00:53:11,521 They are the humans responsible for freeing me. 792 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:14,524 That's right. You're welcome. 793 00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:17,611 Mimi has the Gem of Praxidice. 794 00:53:17,652 --> 00:53:21,281 Don't worry. She doesn't know how to use it. 795 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:24,326 You may kill them now. 796 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:36,630 You fool. Why would we do that? 797 00:53:36,671 --> 00:53:39,048 Excuse me? 798 00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:42,010 We like things the way they are now. 799 00:53:46,431 --> 00:53:48,392 You must be joking? 800 00:53:48,433 --> 00:53:50,894 Far from it, master. 801 00:53:50,935 --> 00:53:53,062 We are quite content with running the fifth moon 802 00:53:53,104 --> 00:53:56,441 of Gigax ourselves, sharing the duties equally. 803 00:53:56,483 --> 00:53:58,568 We take turns as the appointed leader 804 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,570 so everyone gets a fair chance. 805 00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:03,990 As you can see, it is currently my turn. 806 00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:08,162 Let me guess, you made a deal with those righteous idiots, 807 00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,579 the Templars. 808 00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:11,331 In exchange for your imprisonment, 809 00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:15,084 they agreed to spare us any further inconveniences. 810 00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:18,463 I put my trust in the worst the galaxy has to offer, 811 00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:21,466 and this is how you repay me? 812 00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:24,344 I should have known better. 813 00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:27,431 Except for you, Cassius 3000. 814 00:54:27,472 --> 00:54:29,349 I always knew I couldn't trust you. 815 00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:33,978 Huh, come on. We all knew this day was coming. 816 00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:38,024 So why don't you lay down and die like a good little boy? 817 00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:41,027 Yeah, like a good little boy, yeah. 818 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:43,112 You imbeciles. 819 00:54:43,154 --> 00:54:46,283 Pandora's crusade will not stop with me. 820 00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:50,204 Her gaze will fall upon your wretched hides soon enough. 821 00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:53,248 Your shared crown is nothing but a symbol 822 00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:56,210 of your own incompetence. 823 00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:57,627 Then we will trade this crown 824 00:54:57,669 --> 00:55:00,547 for one made from your shattered skull. 825 00:55:00,589 --> 00:55:02,173 Kill him! 826 00:55:02,216 --> 00:55:04,218 PG, you jerk! 827 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,553 Stop right there! 828 00:55:06,595 --> 00:55:10,056 What? No! 829 00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:11,350 What are you doing?! 830 00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:14,644 You told them to kill me! 831 00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:17,522 They're going to kill you instead. 832 00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:20,108 See how you like it. 833 00:55:44,132 --> 00:55:46,009 Ahh. 834 00:55:46,050 --> 00:55:48,428 How long is this going to go on for? 835 00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:50,096 What do you mean? 836 00:55:52,056 --> 00:55:54,183 I mean, shouldn't he apologize or something? 837 00:55:54,225 --> 00:55:57,228 No, it's all right. Hey, PG! 838 00:55:57,271 --> 00:55:59,105 -What?! -Apologize. 839 00:55:59,147 --> 00:56:00,357 I'm sorry. 840 00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:02,108 Not good enough. 841 00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:04,027 Let's try this again, but this time, 842 00:56:04,068 --> 00:56:06,655 you got to really mean it. 843 00:56:06,696 --> 00:56:09,283 A ruler never apologizes. 844 00:56:09,324 --> 00:56:11,743 It's a betrayal of everything I stand for. 845 00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:14,496 I would die -- Aah! 846 00:56:14,538 --> 00:56:16,456 Yes, scream for me. 847 00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:19,709 Fine, you don't want to give me a real apology, 848 00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:21,545 that's your problem. 849 00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:24,381 Come on, Luke. We go. 850 00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:27,133 Wait! 851 00:56:27,175 --> 00:56:28,593 Wait. 852 00:56:28,635 --> 00:56:32,221 Yeah, do you have something you'd like to say? 853 00:56:33,765 --> 00:56:37,268 I am truly sorry, little creature. 854 00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:43,608 Great. Apology accepted. 855 00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,027 Now, was that so hard? 856 00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:48,530 Go get them, dude. 857 00:57:10,885 --> 00:57:12,303 Yes! 858 00:57:13,555 --> 00:57:15,306 Ha-ha! 859 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,159 Oh, my -- 860 00:58:03,229 --> 00:58:06,149 Taste of my magic, witch master. 861 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,742 No way, lady. 862 00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:18,119 You chose this, now live with the consequences. 863 00:58:45,271 --> 00:58:48,274 Please spare me. 864 00:58:58,493 --> 00:59:01,287 Look into the pool and see the horror that dwells 865 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:03,665 inside true darkness. 866 00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:09,337 Do you see? That's where real darkness lies. 867 00:59:09,378 --> 00:59:11,756 Within ourselves. 868 00:59:11,798 --> 00:59:15,844 I...understand now. 869 00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:18,179 Good. 870 00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:35,864 Maybe in the afterlife you can be crowned the king of fools. 871 00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:37,406 Gloat all you want. 872 00:59:37,448 --> 00:59:39,450 Soon enough the Templars will find you. 873 00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:42,662 And throw you back in your dark prison forever. 874 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:46,708 Despite being a gibbering idiot, you fought honorably. 875 00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:50,920 So I will give you a warriors death. 876 00:59:50,962 --> 00:59:52,506 No, please. 877 01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:18,364 The horrors you've just witnessed cannot be unseen. 878 01:00:18,406 --> 01:00:20,491 Your young minds will carry this 879 01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:23,995 until it consumes you in a miserable death. 880 01:00:24,037 --> 01:00:26,873 Cool. 881 01:00:26,915 --> 01:00:28,917 Can we go home now? 882 01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,710 Yes. 883 01:00:30,752 --> 01:00:33,254 It's time to rest. 884 01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:39,844 PG, what's wrong? 885 01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:41,387 I'm dying. 886 01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:42,764 -What?! -What?! 887 01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:44,432 Of course. 888 01:00:44,473 --> 01:00:46,601 They must have saved my blood from the battle 889 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:49,395 of the zone keepers and cursed their blades with it. 890 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:52,982 Clever move, Dark Scream. 891 01:00:53,024 --> 01:00:55,484 We can't move him ourselves. 892 01:00:55,526 --> 01:00:56,695 We need to call for help. 893 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:58,404 Great idea, dingus! 894 01:00:58,446 --> 01:01:00,281 How are we going to do that?! 895 01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:02,867 Well, I don't know, cowboy cat, 896 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:05,954 what is the difference between a saddle and a can of paint? 897 01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:10,374 -You're going to love this one. -What is this? What is that? 898 01:01:10,416 --> 01:01:13,502 Oh, yeah. I bought a new TV. 899 01:01:13,544 --> 01:01:15,546 In other news, I'm going to take a couple of weeks off work 900 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:16,965 till my hand can heal completely. 901 01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:18,925 So you might want to pick up a few extra shifts 902 01:01:18,967 --> 01:01:20,635 at the pharmacy. 903 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:23,304 You dumped me for this beauty. 904 01:01:23,346 --> 01:01:26,099 -No! -Hey. What the frig? 905 01:01:26,140 --> 01:01:28,434 Maybe you should pull up your pants, huh? 906 01:01:28,476 --> 01:01:30,937 Just hike them up, pack up your precious TV, 907 01:01:30,979 --> 01:01:32,814 get your lazy ass out of this house. 908 01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:35,274 Lazy? 909 01:01:35,316 --> 01:01:37,526 How dare you! 910 01:01:37,568 --> 01:01:39,445 You know how much I hate that word. 911 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:41,906 My parents used it, my teachers used it. 912 01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:43,742 And now you? 913 01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:45,744 Shame on you, Susan. 914 01:01:45,785 --> 01:01:48,329 You're better than that. 915 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,456 You know what I hate, Greg? 916 01:01:50,498 --> 01:01:53,960 I hate how you will find any excuse you can 917 01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:56,504 not to go to work, help with the kids, 918 01:01:56,545 --> 01:01:59,633 do anything whatsoever around the house. 919 01:01:59,674 --> 01:02:02,802 Oh, I don't do a damn thing, huh? 920 01:02:02,844 --> 01:02:05,471 Let's have it. What do you do, huh? 921 01:02:11,602 --> 01:02:14,355 I'm waiting. 922 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:16,357 Oh, you think you're frigging better than me, huh? 923 01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:18,401 You think you're frigging better than me, huh? 924 01:02:18,442 --> 01:02:20,319 Well I have a BA in English. 925 01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:21,738 What have you done with your life? 926 01:02:21,780 --> 01:02:24,908 Huh? What have you done with your life? 927 01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:26,993 I ask you. 928 01:02:49,724 --> 01:02:51,017 Find me! 929 01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:53,770 Find me or you all die! 930 01:02:53,812 --> 01:03:01,652 Aaaah! 931 01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:07,867 What the frig?! 932 01:03:10,494 --> 01:03:12,706 Where am I going? 933 01:03:15,666 --> 01:03:18,920 The ravine near highway 11 and Ryerson Avenue! 934 01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:20,504 Aaah! 935 01:03:22,506 --> 01:03:24,383 Oh! Oh! 936 01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:31,515 I don't know where that is. 937 01:03:31,557 --> 01:03:33,017 Aaaah! 938 01:03:33,059 --> 01:03:34,560 Go south of Prescott Road 939 01:03:34,602 --> 01:03:37,105 until you reach the second set of lights! 940 01:03:37,146 --> 01:03:39,648 Go! 941 01:03:39,690 --> 01:03:41,025 -Come on! -Hurry! 942 01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:44,612 Over here! Go faster! 943 01:03:44,653 --> 01:03:46,030 Right here! 944 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:48,116 No, no, no. 945 01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:50,409 Aaah! 946 01:03:53,747 --> 01:03:55,664 I'm sorry, PG. 947 01:03:55,706 --> 01:03:58,459 You should be. This is all your doing. 948 01:03:58,501 --> 01:04:01,838 Could you move over and make room for my wagon please? 949 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,514 Thanks, bud. 950 01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:16,602 You think I'm lazy, PG? 951 01:05:01,147 --> 01:05:03,524 Who's mom talking to? 952 01:05:03,566 --> 01:05:06,735 Kids, kids get out of the truck and come inside. 953 01:05:06,777 --> 01:05:08,571 Why? Who's the skirt? 954 01:05:08,612 --> 01:05:10,073 She needs to talk to your friend, okay? 955 01:05:10,114 --> 01:05:12,200 It isn't safe out here. 956 01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:14,077 Come, children. 957 01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:18,122 You don't want to be anywhere near that...thing. 958 01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:20,124 Pandora. 959 01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:24,128 I see you've come to cleanse the universe of me once again. 960 01:05:24,170 --> 01:05:27,131 Immaculate timing as always. 961 01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:30,009 Drop the disguise and show these humans the face 962 01:05:30,051 --> 01:05:32,303 they will bow to once you enslave them 963 01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:34,805 into endless servitude. 964 01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:36,140 Endless servitude? 965 01:05:36,182 --> 01:05:39,102 Sounds like being married to you, Susan. 966 01:05:39,143 --> 01:05:41,229 Greg, shut up and get out of the truck. 967 01:05:41,270 --> 01:05:42,981 Kids, come inside, okay? 968 01:05:43,022 --> 01:05:45,149 Let these two figure their shit out. 969 01:05:45,191 --> 01:05:47,776 Dad, don't. 970 01:05:47,818 --> 01:05:49,778 Just do what she says, child. 971 01:05:49,820 --> 01:05:50,905 I will not ask you again. 972 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:52,740 Uh, excuse me? 973 01:05:52,781 --> 01:05:56,119 You don't talk to me like that. 974 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,662 Luke, here's my idea. 975 01:05:58,704 --> 01:06:01,790 You go beat her up, and we'll drive away. 976 01:06:01,832 --> 01:06:03,834 She doesn't look that tough. 977 01:06:03,877 --> 01:06:06,880 Do not let her weak human skin fool you. 978 01:06:06,921 --> 01:06:09,924 She will strike you down immediately. 979 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:13,052 Good to know. Thanks, PG. Luke, beat her up. 980 01:06:13,094 --> 01:06:14,845 But PG just said -- 981 01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:18,141 Shut up, your wiener, and go fight her like a hero! 982 01:06:18,182 --> 01:06:20,309 Do it now! 983 01:06:23,562 --> 01:06:24,981 You know what, Mimi? 984 01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:27,691 I can't. I just can't. 985 01:06:27,733 --> 01:06:30,028 You go beat up that lady right now! 986 01:06:30,069 --> 01:06:32,613 I'll bash her brains if you don't. 987 01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:35,158 This has gone too far. I've had enough. 988 01:06:35,199 --> 01:06:36,951 You can't push me around anymore. 989 01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:40,163 Fine! Then you're out of the band! 990 01:06:40,204 --> 01:06:42,706 Greg, for once in your lazy ass life, 991 01:06:42,748 --> 01:06:44,708 you don't actually have to do anything, okay? 992 01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:48,004 Just get out of the truck and come inside. 993 01:07:02,810 --> 01:07:04,728 How's this for lazy, Susan? 994 01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:07,773 Greg. 995 01:07:07,815 --> 01:07:10,026 Hang on, kiddo. 996 01:07:10,068 --> 01:07:14,072 Greg, don't even thing about it! 997 01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:17,616 Bye! 998 01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:25,624 We must act fast before he's able to regenerate. 999 01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:27,793 This beast will consume all the light in the universe 1000 01:07:27,835 --> 01:07:29,087 if we don't stop him. 1001 01:07:29,128 --> 01:07:31,922 Okay. So what do we do? 1002 01:07:31,965 --> 01:07:34,133 Follow me. 1003 01:07:36,802 --> 01:07:39,305 Slowly, slowly. 1004 01:07:40,431 --> 01:07:43,851 Gonna wrap you up, okay, PG? 1005 01:07:44,393 --> 01:07:48,731 I feel my life slipping away. 1006 01:07:48,772 --> 01:07:51,067 Stay with me, PG. 1007 01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:52,776 I'm not going to let you go. 1008 01:07:52,818 --> 01:07:56,280 There's only one remedy for this curse. 1009 01:07:56,322 --> 01:07:59,242 You must give me the gem. 1010 01:07:59,283 --> 01:08:01,285 What? 1011 01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:04,913 No, no, you'll kill everybody. 1012 01:08:04,955 --> 01:08:07,250 It's the only way. 1013 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:09,668 The gem is linked to my life force. 1014 01:08:09,710 --> 01:08:14,757 Once it's in my possession, I will regain my strength. 1015 01:08:19,803 --> 01:08:21,097 Excuse me. 1016 01:08:21,139 --> 01:08:23,182 Mr. Goreman. 1017 01:08:25,309 --> 01:08:27,895 Can I get a moment alone with my daughter, please? 1018 01:08:30,689 --> 01:08:32,900 Thank you. 1019 01:08:45,329 --> 01:08:47,415 How you doing? 1020 01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:49,958 Dad, I'm sacred. 1021 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,253 I don't know what to do. 1022 01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:55,256 First off, that's a lie. 1023 01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:56,882 I know for a fact you've never been scared 1024 01:08:56,924 --> 01:08:59,093 of anything in your life. 1025 01:08:59,135 --> 01:09:02,305 That's true. 1026 01:09:02,346 --> 01:09:08,769 Look, I know I'm not a good dad or a smart dad. 1027 01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:11,189 But I still have some dad wisdom for you. 1028 01:09:13,107 --> 01:09:17,361 When I was your age, a weird guy in a van outside my school asked 1029 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:20,156 if I wanted to see his baseball cards. 1030 01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:21,990 I said yes without thinking. 1031 01:09:22,032 --> 01:09:24,160 And he took me in the back of his van 1032 01:09:24,202 --> 01:09:28,038 and showed me his giant collection 1033 01:09:28,081 --> 01:09:31,917 of pristine baseball cards. 1034 01:09:31,959 --> 01:09:34,044 I had a lot of fun. 1035 01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:37,381 And I'm thankful I put my trust in that creepy weirdo. 1036 01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:43,804 So I think you should trust your weird murdering monster friend. 1037 01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:46,056 It's the grown up thing to do. 1038 01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:51,562 Thanks, Dad. That makes a lot of sense. 1039 01:09:51,604 --> 01:09:53,439 No problem, kiddo. 1040 01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:55,858 I need a bit of a think. 1041 01:09:55,899 --> 01:09:58,319 I'll be in my office if you need me. 1042 01:10:05,075 --> 01:10:07,911 Your partner made a very poor choice taking the evil one 1043 01:10:07,953 --> 01:10:10,080 from us. 1044 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:25,263 Oh, wow! 1045 01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:27,556 My mistake was letting him live. 1046 01:10:27,598 --> 01:10:31,144 It was selfish of me to want him to suffer forever. 1047 01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:34,397 I won't make that mistake again. 1048 01:10:34,438 --> 01:10:36,899 Drink it. 1049 01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:39,026 It's time for you to stand beside me 1050 01:10:39,067 --> 01:10:42,238 and right the wrongs of this universe. 1051 01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,114 I'll drink that. 1052 01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:53,081 Is it gross? 1053 01:11:01,048 --> 01:11:02,925 The final battle has begun. 1054 01:11:02,966 --> 01:11:06,554 The fate of the universe rests in Pandora's hands. 1055 01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:09,307 And what if she fails? 1056 01:11:09,348 --> 01:11:11,267 Then there will be no stopping him. 1057 01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:13,561 She is our last hope. 1058 01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:18,023 Stop hogging these blugels. They're for everyone. 1059 01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:24,988 Pass those blugels. 1060 01:11:42,089 --> 01:11:44,174 Hi, God. 1061 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:47,052 Now, I know I don't do all the goody two-shoes stuff 1062 01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:51,557 you say everybody should do, but I can't help it. 1063 01:11:51,599 --> 01:11:54,560 And I'll do whatever the heck I want, okay? 1064 01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:58,981 Anyways, I need your advice. 1065 01:11:59,022 --> 01:12:03,402 A huge battle between evil and worse evil is about to go down. 1066 01:12:03,444 --> 01:12:06,447 And I have a very big decision to make. 1067 01:12:11,034 --> 01:12:13,203 What shades should I wear? 1068 01:12:13,246 --> 01:12:15,163 That's a trick question. 1069 01:12:15,205 --> 01:12:18,000 I know I'm going to wear the zebra ones. 1070 01:12:18,041 --> 01:12:22,421 In conclusion, why am I even talking to you? 1071 01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:27,092 There's a new God in town, and his name is Psycho Goreman. 1072 01:12:27,134 --> 01:12:29,928 And he's coming for you, buddy. 1073 01:12:37,686 --> 01:12:41,064 So this TV won't stop bleeding. 1074 01:12:41,106 --> 01:12:43,442 Okay, here's the deal, man. 1075 01:12:43,484 --> 01:12:46,529 I'll give you the gem so you can kill that mean lady. 1076 01:12:46,570 --> 01:12:50,157 But you have to promise that you won't kill us, okay? 1077 01:12:50,198 --> 01:12:53,201 I will not kill you, little creature. 1078 01:12:53,243 --> 01:12:55,037 Or your family of idiots. 1079 01:12:55,078 --> 01:12:57,498 Do you mean it? 1080 01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,500 Yes. 1081 01:13:01,419 --> 01:13:03,379 Wait, what about telling him not to kill everybody else 1082 01:13:03,421 --> 01:13:05,298 on the planet? 1083 01:13:05,339 --> 01:13:08,676 Oh, yeah. Oops. 1084 01:13:08,717 --> 01:13:12,137 Oops is right. 1085 01:13:12,179 --> 01:13:13,597 Oh, crud. 1086 01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:17,184 What? Where's the gem? 1087 01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:34,535 Your time is up, evil one. 1088 01:13:34,577 --> 01:13:36,745 Oh, man! Get out of here, lady! 1089 01:13:36,787 --> 01:13:39,582 Step aside, Mimi! 1090 01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:44,378 Mom? 1091 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,254 Susan? 1092 01:13:51,635 --> 01:13:53,429 -Hi. -Shut up, thief. 1093 01:13:53,471 --> 01:13:55,598 Just walk away, child. 1094 01:13:55,639 --> 01:13:59,727 It's time I rid the universe of this cursed thing. 1095 01:13:59,768 --> 01:14:01,437 Give me the gem, boy. 1096 01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:04,231 No, not until my family is safe. 1097 01:14:04,272 --> 01:14:05,691 That's the deal. 1098 01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:07,693 You don't get it. 1099 01:14:07,735 --> 01:14:09,319 Do you, lady? 1100 01:14:09,362 --> 01:14:12,448 Nobody tells me what to do. 1101 01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:16,494 Not you, not her, not him. 1102 01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:18,245 Yeah. 1103 01:14:18,286 --> 01:14:21,206 Not the president. Not anybody! 1104 01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:23,291 Mimi, this is serious! 1105 01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:24,752 Stop it right now! 1106 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:27,087 Never, ever, ever! 1107 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:29,047 That's some good parenting, honey. 1108 01:14:29,089 --> 01:14:31,216 I wish I could help. 1109 01:14:31,258 --> 01:14:34,595 I'm just too damn lazy. 1110 01:14:34,637 --> 01:14:37,139 You! 1111 01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:38,682 Whoa. 1112 01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:40,768 Susan. 1113 01:14:40,809 --> 01:14:42,352 Think about what you're doing here. 1114 01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:43,396 Hey. 1115 01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:44,688 Aaaah! 1116 01:14:44,730 --> 01:14:46,399 Mimi, stop! 1117 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:49,317 Shut up, you fat traitor! 1118 01:14:55,574 --> 01:14:58,744 Killing me won't bring back the thousands of warriors 1119 01:14:58,786 --> 01:15:01,288 I've massacred with my bare hands. 1120 01:15:01,329 --> 01:15:05,459 No, but ending you will light a new dawn for my people. 1121 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:09,379 And I shall lead the galaxy toward a bright future, 1122 01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:13,383 built on a law and order of the Templars. 1123 01:15:14,134 --> 01:15:19,056 Go, Pandora! I believe in you. I've always believed in you. 1124 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:25,896 Just couldn't stay away from the TV, could you, Greg? 1125 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:28,732 Susan, I would still forgive you for this 1126 01:15:28,774 --> 01:15:31,318 if you stopped right now. 1127 01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:34,362 I'll go to therapy now if you want, 1128 01:15:34,404 --> 01:15:37,575 if you still want to do that. if that's what you still want. 1129 01:15:45,248 --> 01:15:47,626 Come on, yes! 1130 01:15:47,668 --> 01:15:48,794 Die! 1131 01:15:48,836 --> 01:15:50,713 Please. Don't. 1132 01:15:50,754 --> 01:15:53,841 I've been doing a lot of thinking, Greg. 1133 01:15:58,846 --> 01:16:03,476 I think you're the cause of all the headaches in my life. 1134 01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:08,522 And I think it's payback time! 1135 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:11,900 Susan, you're choking me. 1136 01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:15,488 Give me the gem. Don't make me use this, bro. 1137 01:16:15,529 --> 01:16:18,115 It's just like Dad said. 1138 01:16:18,156 --> 01:16:22,202 People are the real monsters. 1139 01:16:22,244 --> 01:16:24,788 And you're one of them. 1140 01:16:32,379 --> 01:16:34,422 Is it not part of the Templar code 1141 01:16:34,464 --> 01:16:39,678 to allow a defeated foe one last chance for battle, if requested? 1142 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:42,848 The Templar code says lots of things. 1143 01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:46,810 You are weak, and we have the gem. 1144 01:16:46,852 --> 01:16:49,938 There is no way you could defeat me in battle. 1145 01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:53,734 I do not request hand-to-hand combat. 1146 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:57,320 If you are truly the warrior you claim to be, 1147 01:16:57,362 --> 01:17:00,323 you will honor this request. 1148 01:17:08,206 --> 01:17:10,417 Name your contest. 1149 01:17:10,458 --> 01:17:14,421 I will defeat you no matter the circumstance. 1150 01:17:21,386 --> 01:17:23,597 Mimi! 1151 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,808 Huh? 1152 01:17:28,686 --> 01:17:30,896 You will decide the contest. 1153 01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:38,696 Okay, you three will be Team Suck. 1154 01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:41,364 You two plus me will be Team Hero. 1155 01:17:41,406 --> 01:17:44,367 If Team Hero wins, we get the gem. 1156 01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:48,789 And if Team Suck wins, you can have PG. 1157 01:17:48,831 --> 01:17:50,373 Got it? 1158 01:17:50,415 --> 01:17:53,210 Could you explain the switcheroo part again? 1159 01:17:53,251 --> 01:17:55,921 Nope. Should have paid attention. 1160 01:17:55,963 --> 01:17:58,674 Okay, chumps, let's do this. 1161 01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:03,887 Ready... 1162 01:18:06,431 --> 01:18:08,475 Set... 1163 01:18:08,516 --> 01:18:11,519 Still love you, Susan. 1164 01:18:11,561 --> 01:18:14,564 -Crazy Ball! -Crazy Ball! 1165 01:18:27,577 --> 01:18:29,579 Ow! 1166 01:18:36,544 --> 01:18:39,798 I don't understand sports. 1167 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,717 No. 1168 01:18:45,428 --> 01:18:47,389 Quick! 1169 01:18:47,430 --> 01:18:48,807 Do Jumping Jacks! 1170 01:18:48,849 --> 01:18:50,726 Crazy Ball. Crazy Ball. 1171 01:18:50,768 --> 01:18:51,894 What are Jumping Jacks again? 1172 01:18:51,935 --> 01:18:53,979 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1173 01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:56,774 Where are your gods tonight now, Pandora? 1174 01:18:59,526 --> 01:19:01,904 Aah! 1175 01:19:04,782 --> 01:19:06,742 Yeah! 1176 01:19:12,122 --> 01:19:15,417 I win butt bonus. 1177 01:19:18,461 --> 01:19:20,380 66 points. 1178 01:19:20,422 --> 01:19:22,716 One more point and Team Suck wins. 1179 01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:24,426 Dream on, back stabber. 1180 01:19:24,467 --> 01:19:27,971 This is for the time you made me eat my own sand castle. 1181 01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,765 I was helping you! 1182 01:19:29,807 --> 01:19:34,352 Now that beautiful sand castle will be with you forever! 1183 01:19:34,394 --> 01:19:38,523 I was so sick I had to miss a week of school. 1184 01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:40,859 You're welcome! 1185 01:19:46,865 --> 01:19:49,534 The switcheroo. 1186 01:19:51,119 --> 01:19:53,914 If they get the switcheroo, they'll win! 1187 01:19:53,956 --> 01:19:57,334 Oh, this game is complete nonsense. 1188 01:20:00,754 --> 01:20:04,382 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. 1189 01:20:04,424 --> 01:20:08,511 Dumb dumb chuck, here we go! 1190 01:20:17,187 --> 01:20:19,356 Yes! 1191 01:20:19,397 --> 01:20:21,524 I win again. 1192 01:20:21,566 --> 01:20:23,318 We win! 1193 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:28,448 Aaah! 1194 01:20:28,490 --> 01:20:31,659 How does failure taste, Pandora? 1195 01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:35,580 Now give me the gem. 1196 01:20:35,622 --> 01:20:38,000 I will humor this no longer. 1197 01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:43,797 No way! 1198 01:20:46,591 --> 01:20:48,051 What are you doing?! 1199 01:20:48,093 --> 01:20:50,012 The beast must die! 1200 01:20:50,053 --> 01:20:51,721 Mimi, get out! 1201 01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:53,056 No! 1202 01:20:53,098 --> 01:20:55,017 I'll protect you, PG. 1203 01:20:55,058 --> 01:20:57,519 Aaah! 1204 01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:00,105 Luke, give me the gem! 1205 01:21:00,147 --> 01:21:03,650 Please throw it to me, you dork! 1206 01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:10,657 I don't know. 1207 01:21:10,698 --> 01:21:14,661 You're always so mean to me, and I just wish that you would 1208 01:21:14,702 --> 01:21:17,873 say you were sorry for once. 1209 01:21:19,124 --> 01:21:21,043 And I'm always there for you when you need me, 1210 01:21:21,084 --> 01:21:23,586 but I thought we were a team. 1211 01:21:23,628 --> 01:21:26,423 And you're always beating me up and calling me names. 1212 01:21:26,464 --> 01:21:30,135 ♪ I'm the heckin' best 1213 01:21:30,177 --> 01:21:34,556 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1214 01:21:34,597 --> 01:21:37,935 ♪ Frig all the rest 1215 01:21:37,976 --> 01:21:41,104 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1216 01:21:42,647 --> 01:21:46,193 ♪ I'm the hecking best 1217 01:21:46,234 --> 01:21:50,447 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1218 01:21:50,488 --> 01:21:52,074 What is this? 1219 01:21:52,115 --> 01:21:54,117 Is this love? 1220 01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:56,119 Yes, silly. 1221 01:21:56,161 --> 01:21:59,497 Sing along. 1222 01:21:59,539 --> 01:22:03,460 ♪ Frig off 1223 01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:07,089 ♪ Frig you 1224 01:22:07,130 --> 01:22:09,674 ♪ You're not my boss 1225 01:22:09,716 --> 01:22:13,553 ♪ You don't tell me what to do 1226 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:19,601 ♪ Frig off 1227 01:22:19,642 --> 01:22:21,979 ♪ Frig you 1228 01:22:23,981 --> 01:22:26,149 ♪ You're not my boss 1229 01:22:26,191 --> 01:22:30,445 ♪ You don't tell me what do 1230 01:22:34,741 --> 01:22:36,826 Frig yourself. 1231 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:46,503 You are not worthy of the gifts I have bestowed upon you. 1232 01:22:51,841 --> 01:22:53,551 Susan? 1233 01:22:55,762 --> 01:22:58,974 Greg. 1234 01:22:59,016 --> 01:23:00,600 Hey. 1235 01:23:00,642 --> 01:23:04,646 Yeah, you need to take me to the hospital, okay? 1236 01:23:04,687 --> 01:23:08,733 I can't feel my hand. I think it might be broken. 1237 01:23:08,775 --> 01:23:10,277 Luke, can you drive? 1238 01:23:10,318 --> 01:23:15,782 -No. -The judgment is... 1239 01:23:15,823 --> 01:23:17,993 death. 1240 01:23:21,663 --> 01:23:25,167 You're toast now, you big metal moron. 1241 01:23:35,718 --> 01:23:37,720 Even with your powers restored, 1242 01:23:37,762 --> 01:23:40,933 how can you expect to defeat my holy blade? 1243 01:23:40,974 --> 01:23:44,061 You are defenseless against me. 1244 01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:46,854 Then I'll make my own. 1245 01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:33,276 You'll not stand between me and my holy destiny. 1246 01:24:35,237 --> 01:24:37,239 Frig off. 1247 01:24:57,092 --> 01:24:59,219 I'm not going to say it. 1248 01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:01,179 But I have something to tell you. 1249 01:25:38,341 --> 01:25:41,844 Not my hunky boys! 1250 01:25:41,886 --> 01:25:44,389 Aaaah! 1251 01:25:54,191 --> 01:25:56,818 You have no idea what you've done. 1252 01:25:56,859 --> 01:25:59,696 The universe as you know it is finished. 1253 01:26:00,988 --> 01:26:03,783 Thank you. 1254 01:26:03,825 --> 01:26:05,118 I'm proud of you guys. 1255 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,954 Finish me, nameless one. 1256 01:26:07,995 --> 01:26:10,957 Get this over with so that I can be at peace. 1257 01:26:10,998 --> 01:26:13,418 There will never be peace for you. 1258 01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:15,253 I've been to the after world, 1259 01:26:15,295 --> 01:26:20,007 and it's a place where fools like you suffer the worst. 1260 01:26:20,049 --> 01:26:22,719 And my name is... 1261 01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:25,347 Psycho Goreman. 1262 01:26:28,141 --> 01:26:30,310 That's a beautiful name. 1263 01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:32,104 You fought with honor. 1264 01:26:32,145 --> 01:26:35,190 It's only fitting I give you a warriors death. 1265 01:26:35,232 --> 01:26:37,484 No, not that! 1266 01:26:37,525 --> 01:26:39,777 No! 1267 01:26:39,819 --> 01:26:41,363 -Let's go. -Oh, no. 1268 01:26:41,404 --> 01:26:42,822 What is he doing? 1269 01:26:42,864 --> 01:26:44,699 Oh, you don't want to see this. 1270 01:26:53,916 --> 01:26:57,962 You know, I remember when this used to be a shoe factory. 1271 01:27:08,390 --> 01:27:11,893 Delicious. 1272 01:27:11,934 --> 01:27:13,978 Well, what now? 1273 01:27:14,020 --> 01:27:16,939 Now I will do what I was meant to do -- 1274 01:27:16,981 --> 01:27:18,733 destroy everything. 1275 01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:21,944 The age of chaos begins anew. 1276 01:27:21,986 --> 01:27:26,449 Yes, and? 1277 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:29,744 And I will spare your lives. 1278 01:27:37,460 --> 01:27:40,046 Take it. 1279 01:27:40,087 --> 01:27:41,464 Really? 1280 01:27:41,506 --> 01:27:45,343 I don't need it anymore, little one. 1281 01:27:45,385 --> 01:27:49,181 For the first time in centuries I feel whole. 1282 01:27:49,222 --> 01:27:52,058 Thanks to your family, I now know that true power 1283 01:27:52,099 --> 01:27:54,811 comes from within. 1284 01:27:54,852 --> 01:27:57,397 The power of love. 1285 01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:59,106 What? 1286 01:27:59,148 --> 01:28:00,942 Goodbye, Mimi. 1287 01:28:00,983 --> 01:28:05,405 Goodbye, Greg and Susan and... 1288 01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:08,074 boy. 1289 01:28:08,115 --> 01:28:11,203 It's time for me to take this new found power 1290 01:28:11,244 --> 01:28:14,789 and use it to destroy the galaxy. 1291 01:28:19,126 --> 01:28:21,463 PG, wait! 1292 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:03,129 Well, we learned a lot today. 1293 01:29:03,170 --> 01:29:05,340 About what? 1294 01:29:07,008 --> 01:29:09,886 Okay, okay, let's go to the hospital. 1295 01:29:09,927 --> 01:29:14,891 Okay, Greg, come on. Come. This way. 1296 01:29:14,932 --> 01:29:16,851 Whoa, okay. 1297 01:29:35,703 --> 01:29:38,498 Chaos has erupted in downtown Spangler Springs 1298 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:41,000 as police are powerless to stop the rampage 1299 01:29:41,042 --> 01:29:44,546 of what can only be described as a giant naked purple man. 1300 01:29:44,587 --> 01:29:47,549 Alistair, come on it's time for dinner. 1301 01:30:39,476 --> 01:30:43,688 ♪ Two heads, one heart 1302 01:30:43,730 --> 01:30:48,025 ♪ Every reason to bite 1303 01:30:48,067 --> 01:30:52,447 ♪ He fights for justice, redemption, and love ♪ 1304 01:30:52,489 --> 01:30:57,326 ♪ He will stop till he bathes in their blood ♪ 1305 01:31:26,022 --> 01:31:29,567 He doesn't know how to find us, does he? 1306 01:31:31,694 --> 01:31:36,616 Right. Well, luckily, Cortex has a plan B. 1307 01:31:38,367 --> 01:31:41,621 There's always a way out. 1308 01:31:41,663 --> 01:31:46,125 So who wants to kill themselves first? 1309 01:31:56,177 --> 01:31:58,304 ♪ A nameless evil once buried forever ♪ 1310 01:31:58,345 --> 01:32:00,640 ♪ Now he's awake, and he's ready for terror ♪ 1311 01:32:00,682 --> 01:32:02,600 ♪ But hold up, wait, there's a catch ♪ 1312 01:32:02,642 --> 01:32:05,186 ♪ This kid Mimi has a plan to hatch ♪ 1313 01:32:05,227 --> 01:32:07,313 ♪ With the magic, she has the power ♪ 1314 01:32:07,354 --> 01:32:09,607 ♪ The monster's her friend, it's her finest hour ♪ 1315 01:32:09,649 --> 01:32:11,693 ♪ They'll go adventures, cause all kinds of trouble ♪ 1316 01:32:11,734 --> 01:32:14,278 ♪ Blow up the world and dance on the rubble ♪ 1317 01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:16,405 ♪ First he needs a name 1318 01:32:16,448 --> 01:32:18,616 ♪ Something cool, it can't be lame ♪ 1319 01:32:18,658 --> 01:32:20,785 ♪ That's when it struck her so cool and so mean ♪ 1320 01:32:20,827 --> 01:32:23,663 ♪ The monster will be named PG 1321 01:32:23,705 --> 01:32:26,332 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1322 01:32:26,373 --> 01:32:27,625 ♪ PG for short 1323 01:32:27,667 --> 01:32:31,212 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1324 01:32:31,253 --> 01:32:32,464 ♪ PG for short 1325 01:32:32,505 --> 01:32:35,592 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1326 01:32:35,633 --> 01:32:37,051 ♪ PG for short 1327 01:32:37,093 --> 01:32:39,762 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1328 01:32:39,804 --> 01:32:41,222 ♪ PG for short 1329 01:32:41,263 --> 01:32:42,515 ♪ A council of aliens 1330 01:32:42,557 --> 01:32:44,183 ♪ It's evil and scary 1331 01:32:44,225 --> 01:32:46,227 ♪ Saw PG awaken from where he was buried ♪ 1332 01:32:46,268 --> 01:32:48,437 ♪ He has to be stopped, and who better to do it ♪ 1333 01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:50,356 ♪ Templar Pandora, yeah, it's time to move ♪ 1334 01:32:50,397 --> 01:32:52,316 ♪ But they weren't the only team ♪ 1335 01:32:52,358 --> 01:32:55,152 ♪ Who noticed that PG was free 1336 01:32:55,194 --> 01:32:56,821 ♪ His old pals like the Monster Mash ♪ 1337 01:32:56,863 --> 01:32:59,406 ♪ Showed up to betray him and take out the trash ♪ 1338 01:32:59,448 --> 01:33:01,618 ♪ But Mr. Goreman, he ain't fool ♪ 1339 01:33:01,659 --> 01:33:03,620 ♪ He killed them all, yeah, he took them to school ♪ 1340 01:33:03,661 --> 01:33:06,038 ♪ And they'll never forget his name ♪ 1341 01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:08,165 ♪ It's the last thing that they'll say ♪ 1342 01:33:08,207 --> 01:33:09,333 ♪ PG 1343 01:33:09,375 --> 01:33:11,794 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1344 01:33:11,836 --> 01:33:13,254 ♪ PG for short 1345 01:33:13,295 --> 01:33:16,340 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1346 01:33:16,382 --> 01:33:17,717 ♪ PG for short 1347 01:33:17,759 --> 01:33:21,178 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1348 01:33:21,220 --> 01:33:22,346 ♪ PG for short 1349 01:33:22,388 --> 01:33:25,224 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1350 01:33:25,266 --> 01:33:26,726 ♪ PG for short 1351 01:33:26,768 --> 01:33:28,728 ♪ Meanwhile at home, Mimi's dad is a mess ♪ 1352 01:33:28,770 --> 01:33:31,230 ♪ He can't keep a job or cook a chicken breast ♪ 1353 01:33:31,272 --> 01:33:33,399 ♪ When PG comes home at his darkest hour ♪ 1354 01:33:33,440 --> 01:33:35,693 ♪ Mimi's dad shows that he's not a coward ♪ 1355 01:33:35,735 --> 01:33:39,656 ♪ Final battle is at hand, but PG can barely stand ♪ 1356 01:33:39,697 --> 01:33:42,534 ♪ So he chooses a contest to settle it all ♪ 1357 01:33:42,575 --> 01:33:44,536 ♪ His fate is decided by Crazy Ball ♪ 1358 01:33:44,577 --> 01:33:46,871 ♪ When the galaxy runs in fear ♪ 1359 01:33:46,913 --> 01:33:49,373 ♪ That's when Mimi and her brother appear ♪ 1360 01:33:49,415 --> 01:33:51,543 ♪ At the end of the day, it's not about killing ♪ 1361 01:33:51,584 --> 01:33:53,586 ♪ It's all about family, and I've got a feeling ♪ 1362 01:33:53,628 --> 01:33:55,713 ♪ That everything will be okay 1363 01:33:55,755 --> 01:33:58,215 ♪ Not sure why I feel that way 1364 01:33:58,257 --> 01:34:02,469 ♪ The galaxy is in flames, and a murdering monster's to blame ♪ 1365 01:34:02,511 --> 01:34:03,763 ♪ PG 1366 01:34:03,805 --> 01:34:06,307 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1367 01:34:06,348 --> 01:34:07,600 ♪ PG for short 1368 01:34:07,642 --> 01:34:10,603 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1369 01:34:10,645 --> 01:34:12,229 ♪ PG for short 1370 01:34:12,271 --> 01:34:15,274 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1371 01:34:15,316 --> 01:34:16,693 ♪ PG for short 1372 01:34:16,734 --> 01:34:19,779 ♪ Psycho Goreman, psycho 1373 01:34:19,821 --> 01:34:26,243 ♪ PG for short 1374 01:34:27,203 --> 01:34:28,663 ♪ Stay in school, kids 1375 01:34:28,705 --> 01:34:30,790 ♪ PG for short 1376 01:34:30,832 --> 01:34:33,375 ♪ Don't do drugs 1377 01:34:33,417 --> 01:34:40,174 ♪ PG for short 91194