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Just close your eyes
and breathe deeply.
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You can do this.
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It's only driving a car,
it's only driving a --
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Watch out!
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I'm the one
who needs help here.
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You said you read
the baby books this time.
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I did read them.
But there was nothing about
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handling this level of stress
in "The Ugly Duckling."
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Not the books for babies,
the book about babies!
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Stop screaming at me.
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All you have to do right now
is not have a baby.
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You do that every day.
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I'm just asking
for a little sympathy here.
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How about
some sympathy pains?
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There you go.
Make yourself comfortable.
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I, for one, cannot wait
to meet our new little sister.
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I know, right?
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It'll really improve our game
of Knights and Princesses.
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And having a sister
will make us better listeners.
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Exactly. And having a sister
will make us better listeners.
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Plus we'll look cool when
we protect her from bullies.
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Why, you little!
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Okay, maybe not.
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But at least she'll hook us up
with her friends
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when the time comes
for us to get married.
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I don't know, man. They'll
always be a lot younger than us.
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But if we take
good care of them,
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they can return the favor
when we're old.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, either way,
I can't wait to meet her.
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-She's coming!
-I mean, I could wait a little.
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Hold on, honey.
We're almost there.
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-I just have to park.
-No time!
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Okay.
We'll use the drive-thru.
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There isn't a drive-thru
at the hospital!
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Doctor: Push.
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Congratulations.
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There is now.
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Boys, say hello
to your little sister.
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Anais. Anais.
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Aww, look at her.
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She's so sweet,
she's given me cavities.
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Um, dude, I -- I think
you had a little accident.
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It's just
my heart melting.
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Man: And here we witness
the delicate first seconds
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in the life
of a great bald eagle.
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But who would expect
such a sweet chick to also be
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a natural born killer?
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If sharing is caring,
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then this is the eagle
that just don't care.
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There's no way Anais
would have pushed us
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out of the car
on purpose.
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You know why?
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Because all babies
are born innocent.
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And if you thought
all babies were born innocent,
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check out these baby sharks
eating each other
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before they're even born.
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Wait. Maybe she did it
because she was scared?
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So what do people do
when someone's scared?
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Hmm.
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Pull yourself together!
You're being hysterical!
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Okay, I meant what do
morally well-balanced people
do when they're scared?
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We show her
how much we love her.
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I love you
and value your companionship!
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Dude!
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That's better.
See? Happy baby.
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Hey, Anais.
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What's that
you're drawing?
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Oh. Very good.
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Is that Mommy?
-Mm.
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-Mm.
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And where are we?
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Oh, we're the flowers?
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Mnh-mnh.
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Oh. Right.
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Er, let's play a game.
You want to play a game?
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Okay, this one is called
hide and seek.
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We close our eyes and count,
and you hide.
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Ready?
-Mm.
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Both:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10.
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Ready or not, here we come.
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Hey!
Where are you going?
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That was terrifying.
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Yeah, well, at least your soul
was going upwards.
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Gumball: All right,
I've had enough of you.
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You're going right back
to where you came from.
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Hey, what's that?
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"No one loves you.
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Signed, Gumball and Darwin."
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I would never write
something like that.
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"No won luvs u."
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Well, yeah,
that's more like it.
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What is going on here?
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Mnh-mnh.
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Mnh-mnh.
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Mm-hmm
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It's a trap! It's a trap!
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Gumball:
Listen, I'm not jealous.
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It's just, you know how
adopting Darwin
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really brightened
everyone's lives?
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Well, don't you think it's time
we gave that gift of happiness
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to another family?
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And by "that gift of happiness,"
I mean Anais.
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And by "another family," I mean
a pack of scavenging hyenas.
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Look, I understand.
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You're no longer
the babies of the house,
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and that's
a big adjustment.
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It was difficult
for your father, as well.
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But just because there's
a new baby in the house,
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doesn't mean
I'll love you any less.
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So you mean
love multiplies?
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No, it divides.
But I'll take the difference
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from your dad's portion and
hope our marriage survives
until you go to college.
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Mm
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Now let's hug.
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Darwin:
Maybe Mrs. Mom is right.
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Anais isn't the problem.
We are.
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Come on,
let's play with her.
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Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.
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Hmm. Let's try it
with funnier faces.
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Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo.
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Ah, come on.
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Peek-a... Peek-a...
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...boom.
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Huh?
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Mm.
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**
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I'm gonna go for a drive.
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Darwin, no!
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Hmm
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What has she done
to our cereal?
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Mm, it looks okay.
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Why's she doing
the face, then?
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There's enough sugar in here
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to clog your arteries
in a couple of spoonfuls.
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I can't take this
anymore.
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I'm getting
anxiety attacks.
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Oh, thank you.
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Get away.
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-There, there.
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You know what they say.
What doesn't kill you --
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Will try again later.
We have to counter-attack.
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But how?
She smarter than us.
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Huh?
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Yeah, she might be terrifyingly
intelligent for her age,
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but she's still her age.
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Ha! You fool!
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You fell into our trap.
You lose.
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Hear our superior laughter.
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And now we're gonna send you
as unlabelled meat
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to the dog-food factory.
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So no one's actually coming
to collect her?
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'Course not. We're just gonna
leave her outside
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until she's stewed long enough
for her cold, dark heart
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to melt a little.
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-Oh, my gosh, that's horrible.
-It's fine.
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We're only giving
her a little scare to
assert our authority.
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No, I meant
that's horrible.
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Gumball!
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
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It's your turn
to pass out now.
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Anais?!
Where are you?!
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There. Look.
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No.
We have to save her.
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Oh, ha. I guess there is
an advantage to being 2-D.
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No!
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Good work, buddy!
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Oh, come on.
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I really wish Mom
didn't raise me so well,
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'causes this deserves
a much stronger cuss word
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than fiddlesti-i-i-i-i-i-cks!
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**
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Anais,
we're so sorry.
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-We're so, so sorry.
-So sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Huh?
Anais, where are you?!
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!
!
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Anais! Anais!
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-We thought you were gone.
-We -- we --
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we thought
we'd lost you.
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Hmm?
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Mm.
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Guh...
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Oh, my gosh, her first words.
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Gumbhh...
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Yes, yes, "Gumball."
It's me.
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She's trying
to say my name.
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Gum-gum.
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Yes
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Gumball did it.
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