All language subtitles for The Invisible Man 1x06 Go Directly to Jail

i'm starved where do you want to eat anyway oh
well uh what do you want to eat oh i don't know

guacamole cheese enchiladas and refried beans

who's it it's miss mcallister the cleaning lady uh
mrs mcallister could you come back later and clean

please it's not the cleaning man i need to talk
to you in the doctor i stole her uh just a minute

okay

this is mcallister come in good
evening good evening dr weston

i'm sorry to bust in on you like this
but that's all right what's the problem

sit down

i hate to burden you dr weston but i got no place
else to go well don't be silly we want it here

it's my little boy leland he's
in jail in texas in jail what for

what does it say it's from a cousin
of mine in the holtsville prison farm

he said my boy leland is in there under the
name of james smith and that he's supposed

to pleaded guilty to possession of drugs
he said when he tried to talk to my boy

what leland pretended like he didn't know his
own cousin well mrs mcallister this is i know

very upsetting but what can we do well he's
innocent my boy hadn't been framed he don't

drink he don't smoke he got a college
education a boy like that don't use dope

where's the last time you saw him two years
ago he he's a salesman see he travels a lot

and even though he don't write as much as he
should now i know my boy and i know he didn't do

what that letter said have you spoken to a lawyer
oh i don't have any money for that dr weston well

can we help in any way yes ma'am now dr weston
everybody here the clay cooperation knows you had

this resources thing and that is for folks that
don't have no place else to go with a problem

wow that's basically right i hate to ask but if
y'all can't help me find what happened to my boy i

you are taking off to do what i promised her
she has no one else to turn to and if he was

framed which is quite important a man put in jail
who wasn't i did a spot of checking this morning

leland mcallister had a brilliant college
career a fine service record never as much

as a parking ticket it's not the
clay resources problem no a woman

who just happens to work for you is in
a lot of trouble whose problem is it

there are other agencies the public defender's
office i checked that too he pleaded guilty

oh has it occurred to you that if he
pleaded guilty he probably is guilty

well maybe he had no choice anyway for mrs
mcallister i'm going to find out once and

for all and that's final and i'm telling you
i strongly advise against this walter if i

can't use my invisibility for the small
guy once in a while who can i use it for

the big guy oh you're all hard and
you're a sucker nobody's perfect

well i realize it's come a long way sir
but uh i'm afraid that it's impossible

well surely warden you can uh bend the rules
a little it has nothing to do with the rules

personally i have no objection to your meeting
with james smith however he has well i'm afraid

it's imperative that i meet with him i represent
uh mr smith's ex-wife back in los angeles

she's pressing a complaint charging him with
default of alimony payments now i need his

signature on a a waiver of real property so that
we can get the matter settled once and for all

well i i really think that you're wasting your
time sir james smith is a strange man he's private

uncommunicated he's resisted every effort
to assimilate into our community here

he's refused to meet with our psychiatric social
worker our vocational guidance counselor he's

even refused to meet with our parole board
representative i just don't think that he'll

agree to meet with you do you well could
you uh at least tell him that i'm here yes

millie uh would you page prisoner james smith
and tell him that just a minute you say your

name's leland mcallister and tell him that leland
mcallister would like to see him i'll hold don't

hold your breath james smith please report to
the visitors room to see mr leland mcallister

what you sure thank you

he'll see you good my secretary will uh tell you
how to get to the visitors right now thanks a lot

billy you know that fellow who was just
in here callister do me a favor huh run

a complete check on him no no not to the fbi
go through dick marks of justice thank you

leland no see you your name
is leland my name is smith

whatever you say your mom asked me to look you up
see how you are is that a fat yeah that's a fact

she's worried sick about you well hey
no need to i was right happy here sir

i've come a long way i'd i'd like to
be able to tell her more than that

ain't no more to tell sir don't play games leland
well not you the one that's playing the game

i don't even know who you are

my real name is daniel weston well now
you tell the warden that you won somebody

and you're telling me that you somebody
else now i don't know who you really is

well i i am daniel weston i i don't
know how i can prove it to you

what's teletransportation what you've
heard me it's my method for breaking down

matter into energy so that i can transmit
it to the speed of light and possum the top

secret designation for my work also known as the
clay resource all right weston now that you know

that i'm all right will you get out of here and
don't come back well there isn't something i can

do to help yes you can help me by getting out
of here and not coming back around here ever

god eyes ready to go back now

it sure was nice to see you sir

undercover was the only possible explanation he
knew things that only someone with a security sex

clearance could know he's there under a phony name
but mrs mcallister didn't say anything about it

mrs mcallister probably
doesn't know anything about it

sweetheart i think you're assuming an
awful lot maybe you should call walter

no no i'm not gonna call walter he asked you
what walter walter will you just check it out

i need to know who leland mcallister really is
and what kind of an assignment he's on all right

but dan have you stopped to think that if he
is undercover you may have blown it me oh the

warden says smith refuses to see anyone now you
go waltzing there's leland mcallister and smith

comes running doesn't that strike you as being
just a little bit odd oh what an idiot i've been

all right well i've got to go and help him
now you just sit tight until i get back to you

sit tight well how can i sit tight i can't just
sit here i mean that i hear you no thanks walter

he's gonna check it out what
do we do in the meantime

i don't know well we gotta do something i know you
you wait here for his call when he comes through

go down to the prison farm and ask to visit
with prisoner harry wells who's harry wells me

i'm breaking in to jail

so

hey do you know what james
smith works who wants to know

my name's harry wells i'm new here a friend of
jimmy's on the outside told me to look him up what

you in for fraud you bad checks i was doing fine
until i tried to leave one off on my ex-old lady

yeah well james smith oh he works at the
woodworking shop that building right over

there oh thanks oh hey you want tip yeah what
you know keep your nose clean follow the rule

and this place ain't too bad matter of fact
it's better than a joint i'll remember and uh

keep away from congress kona who's hey corn's
a head guard and he's bad how bad well he used

to work upstate in a federal pen and they got
him out of there on brutality what's he doing

here he's a friend of the warden really i thought
the warden seemed a pretty good guy oh sure sure

he is making me old before my time walter he was
afraid that leland might be in danger well they're

both in danger now mcallister is an agent and he's
been on this case for over a year and it's a big

one millions of dollars worth of heroin each year
are spread through the south and the southwest

now they've traced to that prison they think the
warden's behind the whole thing get out of here

if you know anything about the clay resource
you must know that i may be able to help you

i don't want any help i have been on this case
for over a year and it's ready to bust wide open

my part of the job is done and just as soon as
the bus goes down my people pull me out of here

when's that i don't know i don't want to know
all i know is that i want to get out of here

alive which i thought i had a pretty
good shot at until you showed up look

can you at least tell me what the case is

all right if i tell you will you please go
what can dan help no what mcallister doesn't is

the fbi's contact in mexico has informed them that
a huge drop is taking place tomorrow at six in the

very hotel in which you're staying now the minute
arrests are made lilo be sprung but until that

time he is a sitting duck can you get the dad
yes will you tell him to get out of that prison

immediately and kate be careful of that warden
he is a prime suspect will do i'm on my way

yeah these just came in literally mcallister
is an agent of the federal bureau of narcotics

how did you get hold of these i have
friends in washington when did you want

to see james smith for smith must be his
inside contact which means he's a plant

should we call the whole thing off no no
not yet there's nothing we can do about

macalester right now we can certainly
fix smith get him in here conor right

harry baby walter said the drop was
for tomorrow at the hultsville motel

what time six o'clock well
even leland doesn't know that

i don't like screens between us oh neither do i

i saw the warden luckily he didn't see
me now he's bound to spot you sooner or

later you've got to get out of here i'll
meet you back at the motel no now i'll

wait for you a quarter of a mile down the
road okay i'll be out of here in 20 minutes

okay who is leland mcallister sir come
on smith he's the only person you've

seen here well to tell you the truth
sir he was sent by my my dear old man

had to do with some legal stuff it
seems that my car was repossessed

i don't know who you are smith not yet anyway

but i know who leland mcallister is all
right conor take him over to detention

if he gives you the slightest trouble
if he zigs when he should sag shoot him

well well

so

oh smith we got company for you

there you go fellas i can visit all you want to

i've known you for what six eight hours
something like that well how can one man

cause me so much grief in some short a period
of time stealing please it is bad enough i

gotta be handcuffed to you let us not make
it worse by actually talking to each other

and whatever you do please don't
tell me that you have a plan

i don't have a plan i don't have a clue

right six o'clock no it's just an extra
precaution right take a look at these

look at the thumb prints on both of them they're
identical james smith is really legally mcallister

well who's harry well i said
that harry wells was prince

i got that back daniel weston yeah he works for
the clay corporation the los angeles runs this

thing called clay resource i don't know what it
is but the guy's got a top security clearance

oh that's tricky now look this whole thing is
getting hairy maybe it's not worth the risk

conor we've got five million dollars worth of
stuff and that's safe you don't get cold feet

now well what if the whole thing is being watched
i'm sure it is and i'm sure that they know we're

making a transfer tomorrow so this is why
i've arranged to meet senior robles today

here put these in my suitcase

how are they getting the stuff into the country
easy this place is a holding facility for illegal

aliens and every week or so they load them
all on the prison bus and they take them back

across the border and the bus picks up the
stuff over there and comes back across the

border without having to clear customs that's
neat yeah how did you find all that out in here

the prison grapevine is the greatest intelligence
gathering source in the world mr weston

don't you know anything

well gentlemen are you both quite comfortable
it's the ritz warden well this is a dangerous

business so you have to expect these things
now and again what are you going to do with us

are you serious tell him mcallister

sir weeds as good as dead i had you checked
out mr weston you're a rather important man

and i assume by now between the two of you
you know all there is to know about my modest

little sidementure well if you assume that
you must also assume that getting rid of us

isn't gonna get you off the hook what hook i'm
making the transfer today at six not tomorrow

as far as you two are concerned james
smith will be killed trying to escape

harry wells he never existed how can i be
accused of murdering a man who doesn't exist

well do we get a hearty meal when i
return you'll be turned over to mr conor

chance it's really been a pleasure
having you as my guests thank you warden

i want you to stand right by this these
men are both very dangerous yes sir

well man you've done it again this
time we have really bought the farm

oh don't give up you think he was kidding they're
gonna kill us not if we escape escape what do you

think this is the defiant ones well you ain't
no tony curtis night harley no sidney poitier

lillian i'm gonna get us out of here but in order
to do so i'm gonna have to show you something

you have a captain marvel ring well as a
matter of fact it's even better than that

no more lives but what i'm about to show
you comes under a security 6 9 heading

you'll never be able to reveal it to anyone

cross my heart and hope to die stick a needle
in my eye now what is it that's nice it's

it's very nice how did you do that come on

keep your voice down don't
be scared you're invisible

we don't have time for 20 questions you all right

my heart is pounding so fast i
can hear clean up to my ears yeah

well here help me take off this shirt you
mean it's not just your head nope all over

hey wait a minute champ now you may be invisible

but you are still attached to me and i am
still attached to the bunk trust me trust you

i can't even see you

it's 4 30. i should meet him at
six make the switch be back here

7 30. okay the bus rolls at eight got a
private plane waiting for us in warriors

that'll take us to mexico city and make
connections for south america there

so

uh

can you get this keys

oh you must have about 30 keys here well i
know he's got to have a key to this chain here

yeah well let's try this one

nope

conan's got the keys to these okay let's go

with these things dangling from my wrist oh well
stand up i'm gonna wreck his pants wait a minute

all right uh you don't think anybody's
gonna notice that i got two hands one

pair of handcuffs and one torn pocket keep
walking you're doing great you ain't hey

good behavior

you're walking like a clutch tough to
keep instead when you can't see your

partner are you calling a klutz

no one

here he is

hey you how did you get out believe me
sir it wasn't easy you get your hands up

i said get him up

what

step over okay i don't know

take off your cap act casual

but operator i must speak to mr carlson
it's an emergency weston my boy you are

a national treasure oh that's a nice breeze no
the national treasure is cool for the first time

today

oh the cops

you got the car real slow like uh hiya sir i am
leland mcallister i'm making introductions later

but first get out of the car and uh listen
let me explain to you sir i'm a federal

agent for the bureau of dangerous drugs you're
driving a prison car and wearing prison clothes

well that's because i'm on the cover you see
you're under arrest not turn around do something

listen i got a huge drug bust that's going down
at six o'clock course you have course you have

now listen here man you tried out
again and i'm liable to lose my temper

now get around now put your hands behind

come on

so

so

it's good

itself walter they're meeting in
a room across the way and i never

got out of prison i don't know what
to do well i'll never be able to get

the federal agents there in time and i can put
an emergency call to the police in hultsville

oh it could be too late stole them
how you think of something just do it

i'll tell you one thing if what he's saying is
true but he's gonna look awfully silly you can

say that again look at fella knock
it off i ain't gonna tell you again

yeah okay heard up will you

i'll make a scene you'll never forget marie

lady there's no one named murray here now calm
down i don't believe you he's hiding inside

why don't you come in and look
for yourself all right i will

murray murray

all right all right

murray murray

murray murray well

i guess he's not here i guess not where
is he lady we're traveling salesmen and we

just pulled in from 12 hours on the road now
we're having a drink now do you mind looking

elsewhere for whatever his name is mary yes
murray how would you mind please yeah sorry

nice try mrs weston dan you scared
me i'm sorry they're in there i saw

them get them to open that door then i want
you to go back to the room and stay there

yeah you real sure

okay

well it looks like i owe you
an apology well you're gonna

apologize later now take these things
off of me we gotta go and make a bust so

now what

i want to apologize for getting so upset before
but you know it's murray he's been running around

on me he doesn't think i know anything about
it it's quite all right madam good afternoon

no i did it just in case you see him please
tell him that i'm looking then i'm good bye

all right she's gone let's get
down to business got the stuff

right here in this suitcase let me see it i am

i'm sorry i think it's uh jammed what
is this a gag so gag try it yourself

i don't know what's going on here
stone but i don't like it i'm leaving

we're always look i guess the hinges were jammed

15 pounds as promised

all right

okay now i would very much like to see money

oh come on

something pretty strange is
going on here robloz let me try

that is really beautiful you have to count it no i
just wanted to see it and i'll be going thank you

undo the log

shut the door did you like this thing

would you please

who are you dan weston's wife he's been stalling
him until you got here over their roommate

all right well you better
get back to your home open up

you do a stone i love it i get those
hands up for you're under arrest

nice going partner well it
was the least i could do

sir

oh i don't know how to thank you all for
what you've done don't give it another

thought mrs mcallister we try and help
all of our employees in any way we can

and you young man if you just tell me about these
assignments of yours i wouldn't worry so i know ma

i know and i'm sorry it hadn't been for dr weston
here i don't know what would have become of you

yeah okay mom let me take you home you know leland
you could have trusted me i wouldn't have told her

so you were a federal health inspector well you
see i couldn't take the chance mom people know

the federal health inspector's coming they clean
up quick and you can't catch them in the air

federal health inspector

don't blow it

you