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[man] Lights, camera, action!
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[man 2] Anubis!
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[man] Citizens of
the glorious nation of Anubis,
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we have caught this American spy
crossing our borders.
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[spy screams]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[plane whooshing]
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[woman] Your masters brainwashed children,
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sent them into battle,
in the name of freedom!
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As the voice of America,
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I proclaim here and now
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that our nation does not fear Anubis,
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but Anubis should fear America!
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[wind whooshing]
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The fanatical terrorist group
known as Anubis…
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-Concerned about Anubis?
-Anubis are sheep.
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America could eliminate
this infestation of cockroaches…
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[spraying]
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…with a single can of Raid.
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[in Russian] Reach out to Anubis Queen
about an alliance against America.
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[Knight Hawk] Marvelous Man
kept the world at peace for over 40 years.
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Now the Anubis Queen
and the Russian premier
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are going to spark
the nuclear inferno of World War IV.
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[woman] If we go to war today,
so will the rest of the world.
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We are better than you.
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We have bigger guns than you.
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Our military is far more skilled
than your military.
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Nuclear war is becoming
less of a whisper and more of a shout.
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In conclusion,
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if you want some,
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come get some!
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[whistling]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[Nukem] Well, I am not afraid.
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I am an American, and I live in America.
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You know why I like America?
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Only country in world
where poor people are overweight.
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I like America
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but I do not trust America.
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Did they kill the Marvelous Man?
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No, no, no, no, Dash… I mean, Sasha.
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[exhales] He was their golden boy.
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But if America found a way
to harness even 1% of his power…
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[exhales sharply]
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We must strike first.
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With no mercy!
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[Knight Hawk] Cortex, engage.
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[Cortex] Danger, danger, danger.
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Activating Cortex brain pairing.
You may experience some violent imagery.
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[gun fires]
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Cortex, any luck locating Motion Blur?
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[computer beeping]
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[tense music playing]
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[Cortex] I have been unable
to locate his heat signature.
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He must not be using his powers.
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[Knight Hawk] Then he's hiding.
Speed needs to find him.
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-[static]
-[computer beeping]
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[groaning]
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Oh, man.
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This motherfucker's no joke.
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[breathes deeply]
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[exhales forcefully]
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[device chiming]
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[Knight Hawk]
Have you located Motion Blur?
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[The Speed] There's a story
about to break, Atticus,
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that you're investigating the Guardians.
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Your leadership is undermining the team.
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I can't wait to see how you manipulate
your way out of this one.
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[dramatic music playing]
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Breaking news. Knight Hawk is not only
investigating select supervillains.
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He's also investigating
the Guardians of Justice themselves.
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Which Guardians are you investigating,
Knight Hawk?
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If the Guardians of Justice
don't trust each other,
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how are we supposed to trust them?
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How did the media
find out about your investigation?
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Walker.
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She's preparing.
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For what?
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To fucking crucify us.
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The world is crumbling,
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and if I have to burn you and your friends
as scapegoats, I will.
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[squelching]
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[growls]
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Good evening, America.
I'm award-winning journalist Van Dawson,
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and this is Van Dawson Tonight.
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[news theme playing]
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We begin our program with a question.
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Who can we trust?
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The beacon of hope that united our world
and kept chaos at bay for 40 years
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is gone.
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And now our last best hope,
the Guardians of Justice,
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are in disrepute.
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They are allegedly
at each other's throats.
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Trust in our institutions
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has evaporated.
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Now more than ever,
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we must come together…
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-…around a common…
-[door opens forcefully]
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[guns fire]
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[intense music playing]
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-[henchman] Put 'em up!
-Please! Please!
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[guns firing]
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No, no. You don't… No, no, no, no!
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Fuck me!
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This is what you get
for insulting us with your propaganda.
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Red Talon here. You're probably wondering,
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"What's the deal
with these Anubis douchebags?"
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They're pissant terrorist goat-fuckers
who proclaimed themselves a nation
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forty years after Marvelous Man
stopped all the wars.
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Today, every aspect of their lives
is controlled by the government.
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They can't even jerk off without warning
their dictator, Anubis Queen.
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They're the opposite
of everything that's dope about America.
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They all dress the same.
They don't like parties.
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They've never heard of beer pong.
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They outlawed rock music.
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[coughs] Losers!
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We need to nuke some star-spangled freedom
right up their asses.
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[crickets chirping]
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Mr. President, sir, Sepia Spider
has been deployed to infiltrate Anubis.
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He'll have intel for us within 12 hours.
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With all due respect,
we are on the brink of war with Anubis.
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It is inadvisable,
not to mention reckless,
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to send a barely-trained child
across enemy lines.
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It's just a recon mission.
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Mr. President, sir, it is imperative
that we rely on diplomacy
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and not on masculine showboating.
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Diplomacy is for punk-ass bitches.
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[laughs]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[piano playing]
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[computer beeping]
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[door closes]
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[trainer] Come on!
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[computer beeping, chiming]
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[in Spanish] Hey, homie! I got in!
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You did good, kid. You found the compound.
Now, get back here.
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[in Spanish] What?
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[in English] No fucking…
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[whispers] No fucking way.
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[in Spanish] I'm taking
these fuckers down.
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Slow down. This is a recon mission.
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Anubis is too dangerous.
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Look, kid. I was a teen hero once too.
You got plenty of time.
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[in Spanish] No.
No. I don't have the time.
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[in English] And honestly, you were
Knight Hawk's boy sidekick.
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-Boy sidekick.
-[electro pop music playing]
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♪ Boy sidekick ♪
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[lasers zapping]
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♪ Boy sidekick ♪
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♪ Don't you ever let them put you down ♪
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[inaudible]
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[roars]
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♪ Don't you ever let them put you down ♪
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[Sepia Spider] Uh-uh.
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[in Spanish] I'm gonna get them.
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Do not engage. I repeat, do not--
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[Sepia Spider in English]
I'm gonna take these fuckers down.
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[Knight Hawk] The government
has been recruiting teen superheroes
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for a covert task force run by Red Talon
to execute the president's orders.
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Sepia Spider?
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Well, he's their star pupil.
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[Red Talon] Listen, bro, do not engage.
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Do not--
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Fuck.
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[electro rock music playing]
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[in Spanish] I am Sepia Spider.
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[grunts, groans]
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[Sepia Spider efforts]
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[in English] Sepia smash!
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[in Spanish] Those green eyes
are no match for my Spider movements!
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[energy weapon whooshing]
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[henchman grunts]
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[henchman 2 grunts]
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[Sepia Spider in Spanish] Spider power!
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[in Spanish] You'll do evil no more.
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[grunts]
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[bones crack]
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[henchman 3 grunting]
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[in Spanish] That was easy.
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[henchman 4 groans]
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[in Spanish] Punk.
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[in Spanish] Fuck you, Red Talon.
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[lasers firing]
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[Sepia Spider gasps]
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[grunts]
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[in Spanish] Okay. Okay.
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[in Spanish] I surrender.
Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
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[both grunt]
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[Sepia Spider groans]
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[efforts]
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[Sepia Spider grunting]
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[grunting]
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[Sepia Spider in Spanish]
You'll do evil no more!
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[Sepia Spider breathing heavily]
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-[in Spanish] I surrender. Don't shoot.
-[buttons beeping]
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[computer] Activating stun protocol.
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-[Sepia Spider grunts]
-[laser pulsating]
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[door opens]
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[gun cocks]
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[Sepia Spider screams, groans]
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[Sepia Spider groans, moans]
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[in Spanish] Good will always
triumph over evil!
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[thunder rumbling]
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[Sepia Spider moans]
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[in Spanish] Please… please…
I want to go… I want to go home.
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-[Queen Anubis] Child.
-[gurgling]
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Since your masters
branded us as villains,
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we are gonna do what evildoers do best.
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[in Spanish] What? Help me!
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-[breathing heavily, whimpering]
-[Anubis Queen cackling]
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[in Spanish] Help me! Help me!
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[sobbing]
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[knife unsheaths]
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[knife clanks]
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[horse neighs]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[henchman] This cartoon
is being hijacked by Anubis.
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[Sepia Spider grunts, breathes heavily]
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You are ideological slaves.
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A global thought police,
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hiding your rhetoric
of filthy fucking lies!
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-Isn't that so?
-[Sepia Spider screams]
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[gun fires]
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I'm going in to take out Anubis Queen.
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[Knight Hawk] You should be looking
for Motion Blur.
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Our government will handle Anubis.
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-No one will see me.
-[Knight Hawk] Exactly the problem.
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I want the world to witness
the dismantling of Anubis piece by piece,
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just like they witnessed
what happened to Sepia Spider.
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You're risking more lives, Atticus.
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[henchman] America should be afraid
for what comes next.
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[Knight Hawk] This is a fight
between governments.
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Marvelous Man believed
it is not the Guardians's place
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to get involved in human politics.
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I think you want chaos.
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A distraction keeps your investigation
out of the news.
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[electro music playing]
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[package whirring]
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[sighs heavily]
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You know, Speed, you'd get farther in life
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if you smiled more.
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[henchman] We resume your propaganda.
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[whooshing]
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[squelching]
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[sword grinds]
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[monster groans]
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[narrator] Night Hawk knew
the war with Anubis
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would be won or lost
in the arena of propaganda,
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by splashing bloodshed
across America's TV sets.
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And thus he called upon a man
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who could give the world
a spectacle they wouldn't forget.
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[Knight Hawk] Computer,
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locate Red Talon and transmit.
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Red Talon, come in.
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00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,612
[exhales] Didn't I already
tell you to fuck off?
257
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,948
Listen. I need your help.
258
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,450
Fuck you. What you need is to retire.
259
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,829
[Knight Hawk] I'm sorry
about Sepia Spider.
260
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:37,543
Mick, I know he was there on your orders.
261
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,588
No. I ordered him to return to base.
262
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,756
It was a recon mission.
263
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,050
[shouts, grunts]
264
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:48,679
The president is thinking
about nuking Anubis into oblivion.
265
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:53,434
[Knight Hawk] What the fuck? Nuking them
would make us look like the bad guys.
266
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:54,602
So you take them out.
267
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,271
You've still got that penis-head,
lightning-shooting guy,
268
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:59,565
that rock 'n' roll tweaker guy,
269
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,650
and that hot goddess
with no personality.
270
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,860
-Yeah?
-[weights clank]
271
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:06,572
We need to show the American people
that they're strong enough on their own.
272
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,824
They need to see a man,
273
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,785
not a super man,
stand up to these bastards.
274
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,829
Go in with the Freedom Cam3000.
275
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,790
Fight terrorism with voyeurism.
276
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,084
The ratings will be historic.
277
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,670
Let the world know once and for all
278
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:26,550
that Red Talon is a bad motherfucker.
279
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,093
[glass shatters]
280
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,054
[gun firing]
281
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,640
[crowd cheering]
282
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:37,269
[crowd chanting] Red Talon!
Red Talon! Red Talon! Red Talon!
283
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,647
[camera shutter clicks]
284
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:45,778
Okay.
285
00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,655
I'll talk to the president.
286
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,490
Give 'em a hell of a show.
287
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,700
You always do.
288
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,744
-[gun fires]
-Whoa.
289
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:58,248
I interrupt your programming
to bring you a very special announcement.
290
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:02,878
Twenty-four hours ago, an act of cowardice
was broadcast worldwide.
291
00:16:03,837 --> 00:16:06,465
The fanatical terrorist group
known as Anubis
292
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,051
executed an American hero.
293
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:10,886
The Sepia Spider.
294
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:15,099
Anubis wants us to be afraid.
295
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,937
If I was afraid, would I be sitting here,
296
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,564
in plain sight, above ground,
297
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:27,111
in the White House of the greatest country
history has ever conceived of?
298
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,405
And with that pearl of wisdom…
299
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,322
[computer beeping]
300
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,616
…I take you live to our latest mission.
301
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:36,870
What you are about to witness is history.
302
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:38,664
[announcer] Streaming live.
303
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,040
[computer beeping]
304
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,753
Let's do this for the Spider.
305
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,922
[suspenseful music playing]
306
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:54,972
[computer beeping]
307
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,769
[computer beeps]
308
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:02,479
[henchman] Hey!
309
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,064
[henchman grunts]
310
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,780
Whoo!
311
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,449
That is America!
312
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,908
[electro music playing]
313
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,290
You got your public spectacle, Atticus.
314
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,541
-[gun fires]
-[henchman grunts]
315
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,296
[boy] Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
316
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,675
Mom, this is so cool! Bam, bam…
317
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,720
No one will be talking
about your investigation now.
318
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,599
[computer chiming]
319
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:41,477
[henchman grunts]
320
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,066
[beeping]
321
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,443
[screaming]
322
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,363
What do you mean you lost him?
Get that goddamn feed back!
323
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,823
[tense music playing]
324
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,200
[chuckles]
325
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,787
Little Wing!
326
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,497
I have work for you.
327
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,833
The glorious nation of Anubis proclaims
328
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:11,548
that we will slaughter every ugly,
obese, capitalist soldier America sends,
329
00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:18,430
just like your costumed celebrities,
Red Talon and Sepia Spider.
330
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:23,477
Word on the street is that Americans
have lost faith in our president.
331
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,812
[ticking, bell rings]
332
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,146
[crowd jeering]
333
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,318
You little pissant!
334
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,738
If we weren't in this bunker,
I'd kick your ass! Fuck!
335
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,323
Let's go!
336
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:39,618
[woman coughs]
337
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,496
Rick, I need a distraction.
338
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,414
-Okay.
-Find me somewhere to bomb!
339
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,583
-That's a brilliant idea, Mr. President.
-You're right.
340
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,709
Just do it!
341
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,877
[exhales sharply]
342
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,171
-[woman] Okay. Well… [clears throat]
-[Rick clears throat]
343
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,172
So how do we…
344
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,173
I'll just…
345
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,424
Should I… should I point?
346
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,342
Sure.
347
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,762
[bomb whistling]
348
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:14,486
[inhales] America
is a money-grabbing, batshit-crazy idiot
349
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,531
with big balls, but small, tiny penis.
350
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,283
[breathes deeply, exhales]
351
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:23,078
What happens if they decide
to attack us next?
352
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,538
[exhales]
353
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:25,956
[tense music playing]
354
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,629
Move troops into Canada
355
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:37,384
and prepare V-2 rockets
with nuclear warheads.
356
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:39,636
Move!
357
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,309
[man vocalizing indistinctly]
358
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,367
It'll be the end of the human race.
359
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,871
[electro music playing]
360
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,373
[women screaming]
361
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,334
[Knight Hawk] I found him
covered in blood.
362
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,668
[screams]
363
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:15,672
[Knight Hawk] The scared little boy
I took in after his family was murdered.
364
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,009
I trained him,
365
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,553
made him my protégé.
366
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,723
I loved him like a son.
367
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,600
[voice echoing] Like a son.
368
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:27,517
[phone ringing]
369
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,020
[exhales]
370
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:33,774
Atticus?
371
00:20:33,857 --> 00:20:34,858
[Knight Hawk breathing]
372
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:35,943
Atticus!
373
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,363
-What? [seething]
-For fuck's sake, Atticus!
374
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:40,906
I raised him too!
375
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,158
I'm busy, Alex.
376
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,117
[Alex] You're busy?
377
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:46,370
You're completely cut off!
378
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,289
Mick is dead. For what?
379
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:53,418
To have him die in some foreign land,
surrounded by strangers?
380
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,962
He died a soldier.
381
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,505
[inhales deeply]
382
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:57,631
A hero.
383
00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,967
Who are you?
384
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,262
[breathes heavily]
385
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,180
Death comes to all of us, Alex,
386
00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:08,558
one way or another.
387
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,312
And when it's our time to go,
388
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,817
we won't just walk
side-by-side with death.
389
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,943
[thunder rumbling]
390
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:21,196
[Knight Hawk] We'll race
that bastard to the gates of hell,
391
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:23,824
and we'll win.
392
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,495
[engine whirring]
393
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,589
[suspenseful music playing]
394
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,385
[sizzling]
395
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,512
[soldiers marching]
396
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,849
[guns cocking]
397
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:54,479
Kill him.
398
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,232
We'll fucking win!
399
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,608
[electro music playing]
400
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:00,861
[guns cocking]
401
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,288
[henchman grunts]
402
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,008
[horn blares]
403
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,261
-[henchman screams]
-[woman screams]
404
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,783
[Knight Hawk] Marvelous Man may be gone…
405
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:52,621
but something far more powerful is here.
406
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:53,789
[Little Wing] And that's me.
407
00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:55,874
[announcer] Boss battle!
408
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:07,844
[General Orsted screaming]
409
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:13,600
[grunts, groans]
410
00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,644
What are you?
411
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,729
[breathing heavily]
412
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:20,899
[whimsical whistling]
413
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:21,942
[grunts, groans]
414
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,655
[screams]
415
00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:34,621
[squelching]
416
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,627
[in Arabic] Reports suggest
Anubis Queen is dead.
417
00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:45,298
[in Hebrew] Our source inside the CIA
says Knight Hawk is responsible.
418
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,259
[in Arabic] Will Anubis
end their aggression?
419
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:50,762
[in French] We're hearing
that Anubis is releasing hostages.
420
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:54,349
[in Russian] Terminate
our alliance with Anubis!
421
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:55,559
NUCLEAR LAUNCH INTERRUPTED
422
00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:58,311
[mechanical whirring]
423
00:23:59,604 --> 00:24:01,773
[in Arabic] The world
has pulled back from the brink--
424
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:05,861
Our glorious nation
will never be defeated.
425
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:07,279
The villainous Hawk
426
00:24:07,362 --> 00:24:11,158
is only trying to distract you
from his investigation into the truth.
427
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:16,163
That the Guardians of Justice
killed Marvelous Man.
428
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:17,706
[whistling]
429
00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:18,790
[screams]
430
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,171
[electro music playing]
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