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Scotland...
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...it's an ancient land
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with incredible history
and tradition...
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...castles,
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warriors...
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Yeah!
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...and battlefields.
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It is a land of dark
secrets,
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one-of-a-kind music...
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...delicious bounty,
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and some of the warmest,
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most welcoming people
in the world.
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A land
that is cut through
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with lochs and rivers
and valleys and mountains
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that altogether weave, like,
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some kind of... tartan kilt.
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Oh, I knew you were
gonna go there.
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That was beautiful.
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Into a beautiful fabric
which is called...
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Scotland.
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Scotland.
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- On the road.
- It's happening.
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Finally, we are on the road,
mate.
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Born in the crucible
of our imagination,
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we have finally manifested...
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A TV show.
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Men in Kilts.
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-Men in...
-In...
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-...Kilts.
-...Kilts:
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a Roadtrip
with Sam and Graham.
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Let the roadtrip begin, Sam.
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I think we need
to bless the van.
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Bless this van.
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We love you, van.
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I've given you maps to eat.
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Please look after us.
Be good to us.
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Because we're going on the trip
of a lifetime.
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Have you no welcome
for your beloved uncle?
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Dougal! Ah!
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You know, we were lucky enough
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to work together on a show...
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-You look well, lad.
-Aye.
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...Outlander.
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Outlander.
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You are the interloping nephew
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that is just a bit of a...
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pain.
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James Alexander
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Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser.
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Well, if you two
are quite finished.
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I am the war chief.
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You can call me MacKenzie
iffen it please you.
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But if we're being formal,
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you can call me
Chief MacKenzie.
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Well, I don't know
about the rest of you,
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but I failed to understand
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a single word
the creature said.
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I love Scotland,
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and I've spent a lot of time
here, obviously,
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shooting Outlander
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and, along that period,
have seen
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some amazing locations,
incredible places,
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experienced some great things,
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and I kind of wanted
to share it with everyone.
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Yeah, I feel that too.
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And I think that you and I,
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well, we've got the same
thirst for adventure
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as our characters.
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I have been waiting for the day
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when we would fight together
on the same side
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for Scotland.
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The Outlander
is a wonderful show,
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but what is portrayed
in the show
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is truthful in-in many ways.
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-Mm-hmm.
-But it is still...
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Time travel is truthful.
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-Yeah.
-Oh.
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Yeah, I wasn't
necessarily thinking
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-of the time travel bit, but...
-Oh.
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...um, the truth about Scotland
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is so much more interesting,
I think,
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and more exciting than anything
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that could be portrayed
in any fiction.
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For example,
on Outlander,
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we didn't really
tap into the more, well,
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distinguished portion
of our palate.
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Quite the appetite.
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I should think you'd eat grass
if there was nothing else.
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I have.
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Doesna taste bad,
but it's not very filling.
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But in Scotland,
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the food is actually
quite glorious.
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The national dish is haggis,
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a savory meat pudding
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with a sheep's heart, liver,
and lungs
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traditionally cooked
while encased
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in the animal's stomach.
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Delicious...
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though not for everyone.
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But Scotland's cuisine
doesn't stop with haggis.
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The country's
highland landscapes
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and clear coastal waters
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are fertile ground
for everything
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from Angus beef
and Ayrshire potatoes
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to mouth-watering salmon,
oysters, and langoustine.
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Our roadtrip
therefore begins
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with a tour of Scottish food
and drink.
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First stop: the capital city
of Edinburgh.
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This is where I grew up
as a teenager.
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In recent years, though,
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Edinburgh has become renowned
for its fine food scene
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and is home to four
MICHELIN-starred restaurants.
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And here is one
of the greatest restaurants
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arguably in Scotland
and in the UK, The Kitchin.
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Tom Kitchin is gonna make you
your first meal.
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-Hello, sir. How you doing?
-Wow.
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- How you doing?
- Hello.
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-What is that?
-Oh.
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This is a halibut,
a whale halibut.
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I mean, it's one
of the best fish
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- we have here in Scotland.
- Ah.
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And then we got some beautiful
scallops from Orkney.
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And each one of these
has been hand...
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-Hand-dived.
-Hand-dive.
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You take a knife, don't you,
and you...
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Well, literally,
we just take the spoon
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in the top there...
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and then off the scallop bit.
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- Oh-ho-ho-ho, wow.
- It's beautifully fresh.
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And some lobsters just in
from Newhaven down the road
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which are just sensational.
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So these are-these are local.
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- These are...
- Yeah, these are local.
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These were swimming
this morning,
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so when you were still having
your breakfast.
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And it comes in fresh
every day.
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That's what we're all about
here at the restaurant.
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I'm hungry. I'm salivating.
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This man is always hungry.
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-I don't like sharing.
-Okay.
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Oh, yes.
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-Oh, wow.
-Okay.
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Look at that.
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So we got a real taste
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of what's good in Scotland,
okay?
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-Oh.
-Oh, it smells delicious.
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So the scallop here
is really interesting.
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It's what we call the scallop
baked in the shell.
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For the magic moment,
we twist...
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- Oh, wow.
- Oh, no!
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...the shell.
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Stop it.
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And then you can see
the beautiful scallops
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are baked inside the shell.
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I'm gonna start crying.
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This dish, I can't take it
off the menu.
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Every time I take it
off the menu, people complain.
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Please don't take it
off the menu.
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Well, Scotland has,
you know, incredible produce,
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like, from-from seafood to...
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-It's not just haggis, is it?
-No.
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You know, we have all this
great seafood, and actually,
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we don't celebrate it enough.
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Oh, no, but honestly,
it's-it's...
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the Larder is the envy
of the world.
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You know, as a young chef,
I went to work
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in three-star
MICHELIN restaurants in Paris,
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and the first thing
the chef would talk about
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is the lobsters,
the langoustine,
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the grouse, the beef, you know.
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Really?
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Everyone knows
about our wonderful Larder.
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- Mm.
- And it's great now that people
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are coming and really
we can showcase it.
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-My God.
-I'm actually quite jealous.
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-But...
-The scallops...
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Here-here we go.
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I'm gonna dig
into the lobster here.
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Oh, this is amazing.
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You enjoying that?
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It's amazing.
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Mmm! Oh!
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-Yes, I know. Yes.
-So creamy, so... light.
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We got the lamb
with courgette.
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Now, these are
courgette flowers,
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which is really exciting
for a chef, by the way.
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But inside
the courgette flower,
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we actually have the braised
lamb shoulder as well.
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So tuck in, boys.
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-It's amazing.
-Oh, it's remarkable.
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Really fragrant.
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Oh, I've got to take a bit
of the sauce here.
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-Here we go. Mmm.
-Mm-hmm.
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My taste buds don't know
what's happening to them.
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-Oh.
-It's just...
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Wow.
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I could stay here all day.
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Are we not staying here all day?
I...
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I'm afraid we do have
to hit the road.
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Mm, no, actually,
I'm gonna have a bit.
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Get-get off!
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Wow, you're literally pushing
all my buttons now.
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It's time to leave
the comforts of the big city
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and go see Scotland's
coastal bounty for ourselves.
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My taste buds
are still dancing
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from my-my experience
with Tom Kitchin.
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Yeah, it was kind of
a religious experience for you,
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-wasn't it?
-A little bit.
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Do you think...
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when he grew up
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with that name...
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Hmm.
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I mean, he wouldn't become,
like, a postman.
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It's like if he'd been called,
you know, Tom Accountant.
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-He would have...
-Become a plumber.
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He...
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Yeah.
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But now...
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Now we head to fish.
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We-we do head to fish.
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It's not a place. It's an activity.
No.
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The things that we're
fishing for are...
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Compliments, mostly,
about my driving.
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Very good.
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We're actually headed
to the Kingdom of Fife,
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a peninsula on the east coast
of Scotland
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that is home to five
picturesque,
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quaint fishing villages.
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Our final destination
is Pittenweem,
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the most active
of the five ports
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and, perhaps
more interestingly,
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home of the first band member
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to be kicked out
of the Rolling Stones.
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Uh, but anyway,
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95% of what is caught here
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gets exported
to other countries.
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And we're gonna head out
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to catch
some of that shellfish
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for our dinner tonight.
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I do feel I should have got
a bigger size pair of gloves.
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I think they were really-that's
a really good fit for you.
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-Child's gloves.
-It's a-it's a child's large.
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That's it, keep going.
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I don't know what I'm doing,
but...
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I'll pretend.
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We're here with Captain Kirk
on board the Charisma.
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What is it you love
about fishing?
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The freedom and the thrill.
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Every day is a school day.
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I mean, there's never two days
the same at this job.
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Oh, the birds
are going crazy.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I think we might have
something.
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Oh, it's coming in.
I think we've got something.
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Ah, wow.
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- Look at it.
- It's full.
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It is bursting full of prawns.
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Come on, Captain.
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00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,477
-Here we go, guys.
-Here we go.
260
00:10:36,608 --> 00:10:38,088
It's kicking.
261
00:10:38,218 --> 00:10:39,654
Here they're all coming out.
262
00:10:39,785 --> 00:10:41,221
Oh, my word. Look at that.
263
00:10:41,352 --> 00:10:43,397
Oh, my God.
264
00:10:43,528 --> 00:10:46,096
Wow, there's langoustines
and a lobster.
265
00:10:46,226 --> 00:10:47,532
Hey, buddy, get over here.
266
00:10:47,662 --> 00:10:50,839
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
- Wow!
267
00:10:50,926 --> 00:10:53,973
There's prawns. There's fish.
268
00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:54,974
Well, there's so much seafood
here.
269
00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:56,323
There's so much.
270
00:10:56,454 --> 00:10:57,324
There's a nice one.
271
00:10:57,455 --> 00:10:59,892
Oh, wow, look at him.
272
00:11:00,022 --> 00:11:01,415
You know, Scotland has,
obviously, amazing seafood.
273
00:11:01,502 --> 00:11:02,721
You can see it right here.
274
00:11:02,808 --> 00:11:03,765
You know, there's
a real bounty here.
275
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:04,853
But where does that go?
Does it...
276
00:11:04,984 --> 00:11:05,811
A lot of it's destined
for abroad.
277
00:11:05,941 --> 00:11:07,552
A lot goes to Spain, France.
278
00:11:07,682 --> 00:11:08,944
Some of
the better-quality stuff
279
00:11:09,075 --> 00:11:10,424
- goes to local restaurants.
- Yup.
280
00:11:10,511 --> 00:11:11,599
And how much
would they go for?
281
00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:13,906
Anywhere about £100, £120
a box,
282
00:11:13,993 --> 00:11:16,996
20 kilos, 25 kilos or so.
283
00:11:17,127 --> 00:11:18,432
- Oh, hi, bud.
- Wow, look at that.
284
00:11:18,563 --> 00:11:19,303
Would you keep him,
or you throw him out?
285
00:11:19,433 --> 00:11:20,565
No, he's too small.
286
00:11:20,695 --> 00:11:21,957
He'll live to fight
another day.
287
00:11:22,044 --> 00:11:22,784
Well, let's let him go,
shall we?
288
00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:24,569
There you go.
289
00:11:24,699 --> 00:11:26,136
We're always looking
to keep it sustainable,
290
00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:27,659
so all the small kind of stuff,
I try to put back.
291
00:11:27,789 --> 00:11:29,574
Yeah.
292
00:11:29,704 --> 00:11:30,966
'Cause if you just keep taking
and taking and taking,
293
00:11:31,097 --> 00:11:33,404
then the stuff's just gonna get
smaller and smaller.
294
00:11:33,534 --> 00:11:35,406
Oh, my God, what is that?
295
00:11:35,493 --> 00:11:37,930
That's disgusting.
296
00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:40,237
- Ugh.
- Oh, I'm not hungry anymore.
297
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,151
- Mmm.
- Do you want to keep this one?
298
00:11:41,281 --> 00:11:42,543
No! Stop it.
299
00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:43,805
-Come on, just take...
-Get... just...
300
00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,155
Take it for later.
301
00:11:45,285 --> 00:11:46,939
Just-just put it
over the side.
302
00:11:48,636 --> 00:11:50,072
Well, thank you very much
for taking us out.
303
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,379
- I-I-I'm excited to, uh...
- Eat them.
304
00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:53,989
To try-to try
some of you guys.
305
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,643
You look, uh, delicious.
306
00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:56,905
No, you don't have to say it
to them, you know.
307
00:11:57,036 --> 00:11:58,603
-I know. Sorry.
-You could've kept that quiet.
308
00:11:58,690 --> 00:12:00,561
So thank you for having us,
Captain Kirk.
309
00:12:00,692 --> 00:12:01,910
No, it's been-
it's been our pleasure.
310
00:12:02,041 --> 00:12:02,781
If you could take us back
to shore, that would be great.
311
00:12:02,868 --> 00:12:04,391
- Make it so.
- Let's go.
312
00:12:04,522 --> 00:12:05,827
You've been-you...
313
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:08,221
"Make it so," seriously?
314
00:12:08,308 --> 00:12:09,657
Have you been waiting all day
to say that?
315
00:12:09,788 --> 00:12:10,745
-Yeah.
-Wow.
316
00:12:10,876 --> 00:12:12,094
Yeah, I love Star Trek.
317
00:12:16,490 --> 00:12:17,578
With enough seafood
318
00:12:17,709 --> 00:12:19,841
to cater a small
royal wedding,
319
00:12:19,928 --> 00:12:21,974
we headed back to shore,
320
00:12:22,104 --> 00:12:24,977
where a very special guest
was waiting to help us eat it.
321
00:12:28,676 --> 00:12:31,940
Well, we're here with one
of Scotland's premier chefs,
322
00:12:32,071 --> 00:12:32,898
- Tony Singh.
- Aye.
323
00:12:33,028 --> 00:12:34,334
With some beautiful bounty
324
00:12:34,465 --> 00:12:36,336
I see youse got from the ships
this morning.
325
00:12:36,467 --> 00:12:38,599
We just caught these fresh
lobster and-and langoustine
326
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:39,948
which look beautiful,
don't they?
327
00:12:40,079 --> 00:12:40,906
Scottish lobsters
are the best,
328
00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:42,603
the langoustines as well.
329
00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:43,909
We've got
some fantastic seaweed.
330
00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:45,258
You literally
just pulled it
331
00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:46,477
out of the sea here
down the road, so...
332
00:12:46,607 --> 00:12:48,043
Yeah, do a fantastic
seaweed butter with that.
333
00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:48,827
Graham, if you want to keep
creaming that together.
334
00:12:48,914 --> 00:12:50,524
Okay.
335
00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:52,265
And we're gonna be putting
some basic things,
336
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,875
'cause you don't want to mask
the flavor of the langoustine.
337
00:12:53,962 --> 00:12:55,790
We're just gonna put a little
bit of garlic in there,
338
00:12:55,921 --> 00:12:58,097
some lime juice.
339
00:12:58,228 --> 00:12:59,925
What do you think
of our impromptu, uh,
340
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:00,839
kitchen we have here?
341
00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:02,841
I am so impressed.
342
00:13:02,928 --> 00:13:04,321
I'm really impressed
with the charcoal stove
343
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,713
that you've got going on here.
344
00:13:05,844 --> 00:13:06,671
Thank you.
We built it ourselves.
345
00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:08,281
Mm.
346
00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,152
Sam, if you can get
that mortar and pestle,
347
00:13:10,283 --> 00:13:12,720
we've got a little bit
of coriander seeds,
348
00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:15,419
'cause coriander adds
that lemony fragrance to it
349
00:13:15,549 --> 00:13:17,290
and a bit of texture as well.
350
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:18,596
I'm loving this.
351
00:13:18,726 --> 00:13:20,337
We should do a cooking program.
352
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,816
All we-all we've done
is cream some butter
353
00:13:21,947 --> 00:13:23,383
and grind some coriander.
354
00:13:23,514 --> 00:13:26,212
It's not exactly
MICHELIN-starred stuff.
355
00:13:26,299 --> 00:13:27,474
All right, this is going
in the butter as well.
356
00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:29,520
-Yeah, okay.
-Try to not get it on you.
357
00:13:29,607 --> 00:13:31,609
Little bit...
358
00:13:31,739 --> 00:13:33,045
Yeah. Huh.
359
00:13:33,175 --> 00:13:34,133
And then the seaweed.
360
00:13:35,743 --> 00:13:36,962
And now what we're gonna do is
361
00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:38,268
get the sauce on
for the lobster.
362
00:13:38,398 --> 00:13:39,660
Mmm.
363
00:13:39,791 --> 00:13:41,053
Extra-virgin
rapeseed oil.
364
00:13:41,183 --> 00:13:42,707
Garlic goes in.
365
00:13:42,837 --> 00:13:44,535
Oh, yes. Don't be shy.
366
00:13:44,665 --> 00:13:46,928
I'm not kissing anyone today.
367
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:48,713
In goes the garlic.
368
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,931
Local tomatoes
that have just been chopped.
369
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,585
Mm-hmm.
370
00:13:51,716 --> 00:13:53,108
- Chili powder.
- Chili powder.
371
00:13:53,239 --> 00:13:55,067
And then some garam masala.
372
00:13:55,197 --> 00:13:56,938
So garammeans "warm"
in Punjabi,
373
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,418
- so it's warm and spicy.
- Mmm.
374
00:13:58,549 --> 00:13:59,811
So while that's
cooking out...
375
00:13:59,898 --> 00:14:00,855
Oh, that smells great
already, doesn't it?
376
00:14:00,942 --> 00:14:02,335
-Doesn't it?
-Yeah.
377
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:03,989
...we're going to, uh,
send these to Valhalla.
378
00:14:04,119 --> 00:14:05,469
-Okay.
-Ah. right.
379
00:14:05,556 --> 00:14:06,252
Okay, I don't...
I'm-I'm just gonna...
380
00:14:06,383 --> 00:14:07,384
We will, um...
381
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,515
I might look away
at this point.
382
00:14:08,602 --> 00:14:09,821
Well, let's go over here
and, uh,
383
00:14:09,951 --> 00:14:11,562
talk amongst ourselves.
384
00:14:11,692 --> 00:14:14,347
For those that are going
to get cooked, we salute you.
385
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:15,522
- Yes, we'll just, um...
- I'm just gonna look...
386
00:14:15,653 --> 00:14:16,828
hey, look at that-look at
that view.
387
00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:17,611
Oh, look, is that a dolphin
over there?
388
00:14:17,742 --> 00:14:19,221
Wow. That's a seagull.
389
00:14:19,352 --> 00:14:20,962
Oh. There's a seal, look,
playing.
390
00:14:21,049 --> 00:14:22,355
Ah, yes.
391
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:23,530
Beautiful. So beautiful.
392
00:14:23,661 --> 00:14:25,097
Oh, that's so nice.
393
00:14:25,227 --> 00:14:26,446
-Oh, that's the sound.
-Puffins as well.
394
00:14:26,577 --> 00:14:27,882
That's a lot of sound
in the background there.
395
00:14:28,013 --> 00:14:29,362
-Mm.
-Is he finished yet?
396
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,844
Could you give that
a stir, please?
397
00:14:32,974 --> 00:14:34,019
Oh, yes, I could do that
for you.
398
00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:35,063
-Thank you.
-Where's your stirrer?
399
00:14:35,194 --> 00:14:36,238
Where's your stirrer?
Oh, there it is.
400
00:14:36,369 --> 00:14:38,415
-Stirrer is there.
-I'm on it.
401
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,677
Okay, we're going in with, uh,
the lobster now?
402
00:14:39,807 --> 00:14:41,069
Yes, please. Thank you.
403
00:14:41,156 --> 00:14:42,070
I'll just whang it in,
as you say.
404
00:14:42,157 --> 00:14:43,071
Whang it in, as they say.
405
00:14:43,202 --> 00:14:44,246
Culinary term.
406
00:14:44,377 --> 00:14:45,639
And we'll
the langoustines
407
00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:47,598
straight on it there.
408
00:14:47,685 --> 00:14:48,512
You're just gonna
put them straight on the grill.
409
00:14:48,642 --> 00:14:49,469
Straight on.
410
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,123
-Wow.
-Wow.
411
00:14:51,253 --> 00:14:52,690
Are you busy for the next
couple weeks, Tony?
412
00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:53,473
'Cause we could take you, uh,
in the back of the...
413
00:14:53,604 --> 00:14:55,040
I can come along.
414
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,346
You just give me a shout,
I'll come.
415
00:14:56,476 --> 00:14:58,130
I'll be like Batman.
You fire up the signal.
416
00:14:58,260 --> 00:14:59,871
What would the signal be?
417
00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:00,872
-I dread to-I dread to think...
-A langoustine.
418
00:15:01,002 --> 00:15:02,003
- A big langoustine.
- Yeah.
419
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,309
So that's it.
420
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,180
Just cooked there.
421
00:15:05,311 --> 00:15:07,835
Are you putting
our seaweed chili butter on...
422
00:15:07,966 --> 00:15:09,576
-On top.
-Oh.
423
00:15:09,707 --> 00:15:10,621
So what we'll do is,
once you peel them,
424
00:15:10,751 --> 00:15:11,535
just dip it in the butter.
425
00:15:11,665 --> 00:15:12,971
Okay.
426
00:15:13,101 --> 00:15:14,233
You know what I mean?
It's a hard life.
427
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,408
-It's a hard life.
-Oh, this is awful.
428
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,543
Oh.
429
00:15:19,673 --> 00:15:20,631
Oh, my God.
430
00:15:20,718 --> 00:15:22,110
It's sweet.
431
00:15:22,197 --> 00:15:23,634
And you taste the sea.
432
00:15:23,764 --> 00:15:25,157
It's meaty.
433
00:15:25,287 --> 00:15:27,855
You've got lobster
there.
434
00:15:27,986 --> 00:15:29,466
There you go.
435
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:31,555
I'm-I'm... is that for me?
I'm going-I'm going in.
436
00:15:31,685 --> 00:15:34,166
Look at that. That's terrific.
437
00:15:34,296 --> 00:15:35,950
It's dripping
with the sauce here.
438
00:15:36,081 --> 00:15:37,517
I'm-I'm just gonna go for it.
439
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,086
We've done them proud.
And these are langoustines.
440
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:44,002
- Mmm!
- Just done.
441
00:15:44,089 --> 00:15:45,307
Thank you, sir.
442
00:15:45,438 --> 00:15:47,440
It's absolutely
magnificent.
443
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,963
- You make it look easy.
- Mm.
444
00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:51,183
But th-this is special.
445
00:15:51,313 --> 00:15:52,227
Couldn't have done it
without youse.
446
00:15:52,358 --> 00:15:53,881
Well, thanks.
447
00:15:54,012 --> 00:15:54,795
You probably could have,
to be honest.
448
00:15:54,926 --> 00:15:55,796
In fact, you did.
449
00:16:08,722 --> 00:16:10,289
I'm very full now.
450
00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:11,812
-Are you?
-Yeah, I am. I...
451
00:16:11,943 --> 00:16:14,075
Because, well,
we've been eating a lot.
452
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:15,076
I think we've eaten enough.
453
00:16:15,163 --> 00:16:16,948
I think it's time to drink.
454
00:16:17,078 --> 00:16:19,080
Not surprisingly,
455
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:22,475
the national drink of Scotland
is whisky.
456
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:23,911
There are more
than 100 distilleries
457
00:16:23,998 --> 00:16:25,739
currently operating
in Scotland,
458
00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:27,872
giving the locals
and the tourists
459
00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:30,962
ample opportunity
to share a wee dram.
460
00:16:31,092 --> 00:16:33,530
But that popularity
doesn't end at the border.
461
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:37,185
Whisky is the fifth-largest
export in the UK economy,
462
00:16:37,316 --> 00:16:38,883
with an average
of 40 bottles of the stuff
463
00:16:39,013 --> 00:16:41,451
shipped overseas every second.
464
00:16:41,581 --> 00:16:43,931
And yeah, we're sad
to see them go.
465
00:16:47,935 --> 00:16:49,633
Just-just a question.
466
00:16:49,763 --> 00:16:50,982
-You don't need to answer it.
-Ah.
467
00:16:51,112 --> 00:16:54,072
Um, would you say that you are
468
00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:56,944
somewhat prone
to overindulgence?
469
00:16:57,031 --> 00:16:58,293
What?
470
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,561
No.
471
00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:11,263
Gabh deoch.
472
00:17:11,393 --> 00:17:13,091
I mean, it's daylight.
473
00:17:14,395 --> 00:17:15,093
The sun is out.
474
00:17:16,921 --> 00:17:18,052
-Yeah.
-It's pretty early.
475
00:17:18,183 --> 00:17:20,402
Hair of the dog.
476
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:23,492
You are basically
a raging boozehound.
477
00:17:23,623 --> 00:17:26,321
I think I may need
the whole hound.
478
00:17:26,452 --> 00:17:27,801
Well thank you very much.
479
00:17:27,932 --> 00:17:28,976
Merci.
480
00:17:31,370 --> 00:17:32,763
To get a taste
481
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,852
of Scotland's
signature spirit,
482
00:17:34,982 --> 00:17:37,550
we're headed to Islay,
483
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:41,032
a small island
along the west coast.
484
00:17:41,162 --> 00:17:43,251
Islay became a popular place
for making whisky
485
00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:45,210
centuries ago.
486
00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,691
thanks to its shipping access
to nearby Ireland
487
00:17:47,778 --> 00:17:50,171
and North America beyond.
488
00:17:50,302 --> 00:17:52,870
Ten distilleries
on this small island
489
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,046
produce smoky whiskies
490
00:17:55,176 --> 00:17:56,961
along a rugged landscape.
491
00:18:00,051 --> 00:18:02,314
'Cause you know a lot
about whisky, don't you?
492
00:18:02,444 --> 00:18:03,576
-You're not-you...
-I may have had one or two.
493
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:04,969
I-I used to think
you were bluffing,
494
00:18:05,099 --> 00:18:06,927
but actually,
you really do know.
495
00:18:07,058 --> 00:18:08,929
I bluff. I bluff.
496
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:10,540
You actually know.
497
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:13,064
We are actors, right,
so we generally lie a lot.
498
00:18:13,194 --> 00:18:14,500
I mean, a few of my...
499
00:18:14,631 --> 00:18:16,284
I-I remember, you know,
horse riding:
500
00:18:16,415 --> 00:18:17,372
"Oh, yeah, I can do that."
501
00:18:17,503 --> 00:18:19,157
"Of course."
502
00:18:19,244 --> 00:18:21,376
My entire career pretending
that I can ride a horse.
503
00:18:21,507 --> 00:18:22,987
-Oh, yeah, absolutely.
-Yes.
504
00:18:23,117 --> 00:18:25,337
Anything that they say in
the audition, "Can you do it?"
505
00:18:25,467 --> 00:18:27,121
you're like, "Yes, yes,
of course I can.
506
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:31,256
I grew up on a farm
and was born in the saddle."
507
00:18:31,386 --> 00:18:34,607
For this episode, I was born
at a distillery, right?
508
00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:39,046
And as I was saying,
Islay whisky
509
00:18:39,177 --> 00:18:42,397
draws its flavor
from the environment itself.
510
00:18:42,528 --> 00:18:46,706
You see, the main ingredient
in malt whisky
511
00:18:46,837 --> 00:18:48,621
is malted barley,
512
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:51,929
fermented in giant
distilling tanks.
513
00:18:52,059 --> 00:18:54,366
The clear alcoholic product
514
00:18:54,496 --> 00:18:56,411
is captured and aged
in oak barrels,
515
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:59,284
sometimes for decades,
516
00:18:59,414 --> 00:19:03,941
which give it the final
amber hue we're familiar with.
517
00:19:04,071 --> 00:19:05,464
Before fermenting, though,
518
00:19:05,595 --> 00:19:07,074
the barley must be
thoroughly dried.
519
00:19:10,121 --> 00:19:12,427
Distilleries on Islay do this
520
00:19:12,514 --> 00:19:14,647
by burning a fossil fuel
called peat.
521
00:19:17,563 --> 00:19:19,913
The smoke rising up
from the great furnaces
522
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,220
engulfs the barley chamber
above,
523
00:19:22,307 --> 00:19:25,049
giving Islay whiskies
their signature flavor.
524
00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,663
But before the fires
can be started,
525
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,797
the peat must be dug by hand
526
00:19:33,927 --> 00:19:34,885
in the middle of a bog.
527
00:19:37,148 --> 00:19:39,454
So we're in the middle
of this vast peat bog.
528
00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:43,110
It goes, I mean, pretty much
as far as the eye can see here.
529
00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:44,895
Basically, the whole south
of the island
530
00:19:44,982 --> 00:19:47,419
is peat bog, and so that's why
531
00:19:47,506 --> 00:19:49,682
Islay has so many
peaty whiskies in it,
532
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,816
because we've just got
all this natural resource.
533
00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:56,689
I mean, to me,
this looks like mud.
534
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,125
What-I mean, what is this?
535
00:19:58,256 --> 00:20:00,084
That's decomposed vegetation,
536
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,217
thousands upon thousands
of years old.
537
00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:04,523
And so traditionally,
538
00:20:04,610 --> 00:20:06,133
the locals would burn that
like fuel.
539
00:20:06,264 --> 00:20:09,615
Yes, and this peat bog
is 25 meters deep in places.
540
00:20:09,746 --> 00:20:11,312
You get more smoke
off the top of it.
541
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:14,011
And the deeper you go,
more coalite, more heat.
542
00:20:14,141 --> 00:20:15,926
So if you're cutting to flavor
the malted barley,
543
00:20:16,056 --> 00:20:17,405
we want the bit at the top.
544
00:20:17,536 --> 00:20:18,319
If you're cutting
for your house,
545
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,494
you want deeper.
546
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:20,626
And is this a traditional thing?
547
00:20:20,757 --> 00:20:21,975
Did you do this
as a-as a child?
548
00:20:23,237 --> 00:20:24,282
Oh, yes.
549
00:20:24,412 --> 00:20:25,936
Yes, yes.
550
00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:27,546
Many a summer
spent here, right?
551
00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:30,070
Many a summer evening ruined,
having to go and cut peat.
552
00:20:30,201 --> 00:20:31,202
Now, I do need to ask
about this.
553
00:20:31,332 --> 00:20:34,074
Why is there a-a cow horn?
554
00:20:34,205 --> 00:20:36,903
So the horn
is actually molded to my hand.
555
00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:38,949
You would boil it in water
556
00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:41,429
and then put your hand on it
while it was still soft
557
00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:43,040
so that it would mold
into the shape of your hand.
558
00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:45,172
-Wow.
-That's so cool.
559
00:20:45,259 --> 00:20:46,434
So that's my horn
you've got there, Graham.
560
00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:47,609
Eh...
561
00:20:50,438 --> 00:20:51,962
- So I put it here?
- Yeah.
562
00:20:52,092 --> 00:20:53,267
- Yeah?
- Not too deep now.
563
00:20:53,398 --> 00:20:54,834
You don't want to go too deep.
564
00:20:54,965 --> 00:20:56,183
Yeah, okay.
565
00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:57,663
Right, so just get it there.
566
00:20:57,794 --> 00:20:59,447
And a firm pressure.
You want a firm pressure.
567
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,756
Don't thrust, firm pressure.
568
00:21:03,843 --> 00:21:07,064
Right, I'm holding John's horn.
569
00:21:07,194 --> 00:21:09,066
- Yeah.
- And I'm ready to dig.
570
00:21:09,196 --> 00:21:11,329
-Oh, look at that.
-Yeah.
571
00:21:11,459 --> 00:21:13,853
That's it. That's it.
I've got my...
572
00:21:13,984 --> 00:21:15,202
Oh, look,
I think he's made a...
573
00:21:15,289 --> 00:21:16,726
Oh, he's bringing in
the fork.
574
00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:18,466
- Now, hold on.
- That's terrible.
575
00:21:18,597 --> 00:21:20,164
Hold on. Oh!
There we go.
576
00:21:20,294 --> 00:21:22,949
Teamwork, teamwork.
577
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,256
For your first day at the peat,
that's not bad.
578
00:21:27,171 --> 00:21:28,302
Let's get a sweat on.
579
00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:29,260
Yeah, yeah,
it's a beautiful day.
580
00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:30,174
-Come on.
-I think we...
581
00:21:30,304 --> 00:21:30,957
I'll get a wee bit of this.
582
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,656
Oh, boy.
583
00:21:36,354 --> 00:21:38,356
You like that?
584
00:21:38,443 --> 00:21:40,271
I'm so into this now.
585
00:21:40,401 --> 00:21:41,402
I'm gonna do
a little bit more.
586
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,929
That is the master cutter,
is it not?
587
00:21:46,016 --> 00:21:47,539
Look at that.
Oh.
588
00:21:47,669 --> 00:21:49,062
You're a natural.
You're an absolute natural.
589
00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:54,198
And how much of this bog
would you like us to finish
590
00:21:54,285 --> 00:21:56,069
before we actually get
our whisky?
591
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,593
Oh, this is just one bank.
We've got 16 here.
592
00:21:58,724 --> 00:22:00,117
-Six-sixteen of these?
-So 16 rows?
593
00:22:00,247 --> 00:22:01,988
Yeah.
594
00:22:02,075 --> 00:22:04,904
So Arthur and I will go away
and have a wee dram,
595
00:22:05,035 --> 00:22:07,341
and we can just leave youse
to cut.
596
00:22:07,472 --> 00:22:09,735
Work up a sweat, and then maybe
come back to the distillery.
597
00:22:09,866 --> 00:22:11,302
Okay.
598
00:22:11,432 --> 00:22:13,957
Well, um, we better get to work.
599
00:22:14,087 --> 00:22:16,046
- Um, thanks, guys.
- No problem.
600
00:22:16,176 --> 00:22:17,308
See you
back at the distillery.
601
00:22:17,438 --> 00:22:18,962
-Yes.
-Perfect. Enjoy.
602
00:22:19,092 --> 00:22:20,267
Yeah, we-we will.
603
00:22:23,749 --> 00:22:25,490
You know, it's not
that I'm against
604
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:26,926
a little bit
of hard work, but...
605
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,580
Oh, no. No, not at all.
606
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:30,495
I just-I just feel bad,
you know,
607
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:31,975
taking another man's job.
608
00:22:32,062 --> 00:22:34,281
Yeah, let's go get
a whisky, shall we?
609
00:22:34,412 --> 00:22:35,065
- Yeah, okay.
- Before they notice.
610
00:22:35,195 --> 00:22:35,979
All right, yeah, yeah.
611
00:22:36,109 --> 00:22:37,937
Yup, yup.
612
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:38,938
That was very graceful.
613
00:22:39,069 --> 00:22:40,070
Thanks. Come on.
614
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:45,118
It's... oh, God, it's getting
very boggy here.
615
00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:52,256
Small islands like Islay
616
00:22:52,386 --> 00:22:55,128
often have only a handful
of roads,
617
00:22:55,259 --> 00:22:57,000
and the best way
to experience them
618
00:22:57,130 --> 00:22:59,132
isn't always by camper van.
619
00:23:03,789 --> 00:23:06,009
So we took our time,
620
00:23:06,139 --> 00:23:08,315
enjoying the scenic route
to the distillery...
621
00:23:11,536 --> 00:23:13,712
...where John said he had
a special surprise in store
622
00:23:13,799 --> 00:23:15,845
to thank us
for all the hard work
623
00:23:15,975 --> 00:23:18,456
he thought we'd done.
624
00:23:23,983 --> 00:23:26,116
- I'm excited.
- Oh!
625
00:23:26,246 --> 00:23:27,769
- I'm very excited.
- I can't wait.
626
00:23:30,685 --> 00:23:33,993
-Oh, my God.
-That's incredible.
627
00:23:38,911 --> 00:23:40,957
This is like a...
this is...
628
00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,089
It's like a-a cathedral
to malt.
629
00:23:43,176 --> 00:23:44,090
I don't know. I...
yeah, I have-I have...
630
00:23:44,221 --> 00:23:45,613
To barley.
631
00:23:45,744 --> 00:23:48,007
-Oh, the smell in here as well.
-Oh, my God.
632
00:23:48,138 --> 00:23:49,879
Don't you-don't you have
an overwhelming desire
633
00:23:50,009 --> 00:23:51,793
-just to run across it?
-Run into it and dive?
634
00:23:51,924 --> 00:23:52,751
Or is that really childish
of me?
635
00:23:52,882 --> 00:23:54,013
I-I want to do it.
636
00:23:54,144 --> 00:23:55,449
- Go for it.
- This is... I can?
637
00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:56,886
- Go for it.
- What? Really?
638
00:23:57,016 --> 00:23:59,497
- Really?
- Go. Go for it, guys.
639
00:23:59,627 --> 00:24:01,542
Yes!
640
00:24:01,673 --> 00:24:03,327
- Oh!
- Oh, it's heaven!
641
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,332
Oh, it's flowing.
It smells amazing.
642
00:24:13,424 --> 00:24:15,034
We have found it, Sam,
643
00:24:15,165 --> 00:24:16,166
the holy grail.
644
00:24:16,296 --> 00:24:17,819
We have.
645
00:24:17,950 --> 00:24:19,473
-Paradise.
-We have found our home.
646
00:24:19,604 --> 00:24:20,605
We're going to live here now
forever.
647
00:24:20,735 --> 00:24:22,041
Can we live here forever?
648
00:24:22,172 --> 00:24:23,521
This... it's so soft.
649
00:24:23,651 --> 00:24:24,914
-It's like...
-It's like a bed.
650
00:24:25,044 --> 00:24:26,828
It is.
You could sleep on it.
651
00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:28,613
Have you ever slept on this?
652
00:24:28,743 --> 00:24:30,310
I-I could tell you,
but I'd have to shoot you.
653
00:24:30,441 --> 00:24:32,095
Ah, good answer.
654
00:24:32,225 --> 00:24:34,445
Maybe after a few, you have.
655
00:24:35,185 --> 00:24:38,231
How long is the malt, um,
in this process?
656
00:24:38,362 --> 00:24:39,102
Seven days.
657
00:24:41,060 --> 00:24:43,497
200 years ago,
every single distillery
658
00:24:43,628 --> 00:24:45,238
would have had one
of these floor maltings.
659
00:24:45,369 --> 00:24:47,501
It wasn't commercial maltings
just down the road.
660
00:24:52,028 --> 00:24:53,812
We've got the sea
just outside that window.
661
00:24:53,943 --> 00:24:56,293
So just through opening
and closing the windows,
662
00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:59,818
we ventilate this room
with cool air off the sea.
663
00:24:59,949 --> 00:25:02,081
And everything
just enhances the flavor.
664
00:25:06,738 --> 00:25:09,132
I'm never going to drink
a Laphroaig whisky again
665
00:25:09,219 --> 00:25:10,742
without thinking
of this moment.
666
00:25:10,872 --> 00:25:12,352
This is fantastic.
667
00:25:12,483 --> 00:25:13,788
You might taste a bit of me
in that Laphroaig.
668
00:25:13,919 --> 00:25:15,573
-I really hope not.
-Ah.
669
00:25:15,703 --> 00:25:17,314
Okay, let's go.
670
00:25:19,098 --> 00:25:21,535
Yes, there's definitely a...
671
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:24,321
...a bit there.
672
00:25:26,497 --> 00:25:28,499
Hopefully,
John doesn't see that.
673
00:25:28,629 --> 00:25:30,022
Let's go. Wait for me, boys!
674
00:25:34,853 --> 00:25:37,638
We've just started
our journey,
675
00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:39,814
but there's no better place
to end our first leg.
676
00:25:39,945 --> 00:25:42,992
It's perfect.
677
00:25:43,122 --> 00:25:47,431
This is the 2019
25-year-old cask strength.
678
00:25:47,561 --> 00:25:49,215
This would have been made
the first year I started
679
00:25:49,346 --> 00:25:53,393
at the distillery as well,
1994.
680
00:25:53,524 --> 00:25:56,657
Cheers to a great experience
of Scottish food and drink.
681
00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:58,703
Your good self,
your good health.
682
00:25:58,833 --> 00:25:59,747
Cheers.
683
00:26:06,711 --> 00:26:08,017
Oh.
684
00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:11,933
I... the silence.
685
00:26:12,064 --> 00:26:12,934
That's always the sign
of a good whisky.
686
00:26:13,065 --> 00:26:14,414
Isn't it?
687
00:26:14,501 --> 00:26:15,807
Five or six seconds
of just feeling.
688
00:26:27,514 --> 00:26:29,516
- That was great.
- Hmm.
689
00:26:29,647 --> 00:26:32,128
What a great, great first leg
of the journey, right?
690
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:33,694
I really enjoyed it.
691
00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:35,174
-I knew you would.
-I really...
692
00:26:35,305 --> 00:26:37,655
yeah, food and drink,
693
00:26:37,785 --> 00:26:39,657
I'm glad we started with that,
694
00:26:39,787 --> 00:26:41,267
because it's put me
in a really good mood.
695
00:26:41,398 --> 00:26:43,182
Mm.
What was your favorite part?
696
00:26:43,313 --> 00:26:45,706
Tony Singh, I really enjoyed
the outdoor element of it.
697
00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:46,838
-Yeah.
-And he was just making it
698
00:26:46,968 --> 00:26:47,882
there in front of us;
that was amazing.
699
00:26:48,013 --> 00:26:49,754
But then with Tom Kitchin
when he came out
700
00:26:49,884 --> 00:26:51,756
with that incredible scallop...
701
00:26:51,886 --> 00:26:53,105
Oh, I think we both cried
a little, didn't we?
702
00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:55,281
I did. I did. There's been
a little bit of weeping.
703
00:26:55,412 --> 00:26:57,631
I-if that's the first one,
we've got a lot to live up to
704
00:26:57,762 --> 00:26:59,372
with the... I... whoa.
705
00:26:59,503 --> 00:27:01,722
There's a lot of Scotland
that we need to explore.
706
00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:06,553
- History.
- The clans.
707
00:27:07,728 --> 00:27:09,034
The landscape.
708
00:27:09,165 --> 00:27:10,209
Jesus.
709
00:27:11,776 --> 00:27:12,603
The music.
710
00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:16,215
-Sports.
-Yeah.
711
00:27:17,825 --> 00:27:18,565
Culloden.
712
00:27:21,394 --> 00:27:22,439
Am I doing the driving
the whole way?
713
00:27:22,569 --> 00:27:23,614
Oh!
714
00:27:23,744 --> 00:27:26,138
Uh, yeah, actually, you are.
715
00:27:26,225 --> 00:27:27,705
Huh.
716
00:27:27,835 --> 00:27:28,445
I just feel more comfortable
as the passenger.
717
00:27:28,532 --> 00:27:29,968
Yeah.
718
00:27:30,055 --> 00:27:31,535
Because then I can moan
and complain.
719
00:27:31,665 --> 00:27:33,232
-It's very entertaining.
-Hmm.
720
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,233
-Cheers.
-Cheers, mate.
721
00:27:37,758 --> 00:27:38,846
I'm starving.
722
00:27:38,933 --> 00:27:40,413
Yeah.
723
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:42,372
I hope Tony
hasn't gotten lost.
724
00:27:44,809 --> 00:27:47,464
- Question.
- Yes.
725
00:27:47,594 --> 00:27:50,423
It's an age-old question,
and I have to ask it.
726
00:27:50,510 --> 00:27:53,383
The question that I get asked
the most...
727
00:27:53,513 --> 00:27:55,036
Yes.
728
00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:56,777
-...as a Scotsman.
-Mm-hmm.
729
00:27:56,908 --> 00:27:59,606
Are you, Graham McTavish,
730
00:27:59,737 --> 00:28:02,218
a true Scotsman?
731
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:04,742
Oh, aye, son.
732
00:28:04,872 --> 00:28:07,484
Why, it'll be men in kilts,
733
00:28:07,614 --> 00:28:09,616
but it'll be men
in very little else.
734
00:28:09,747 --> 00:28:11,401
Men in very little kilts.
735
00:28:11,531 --> 00:28:12,880
-Ver... no.
-Like mini kilts.
736
00:28:12,967 --> 00:28:15,144
-Normal-sized kilts.
-No, a-a mini kilt.
737
00:28:15,274 --> 00:28:16,449
But what, are you going
for some kind
738
00:28:16,580 --> 00:28:18,277
of tiny tartan miniskirt?
739
00:28:18,408 --> 00:28:20,366
Men in mini kilts.
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