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A widow's life
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isn't nearly as bad
as it's made out to be.
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The children have adjusted
to the loss of their father
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far better than expected.
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No!
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And I find myself
growing in ways
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I never before thought possible.
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But perhaps widow-dom's
most unexpected gift has been
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community.
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My Henry's only been
gone a few weeks.
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I feel... I feel...
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Happy?
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Yes.
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Never apologize for that.
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We're alive, they're dead.
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Now is your time, Ellen.
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For if not now, when?
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Surviving one's spouse
is nature's greatest gift.
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Trust me. I mean, just look
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how Mary's painting
career blossomed.
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I never would've
gone through with it
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- if it hadn't been for Stede dying...
- Darling?
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I'm home.
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While we're fortunate
he survived his ordeal,
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having Stede back home has
been a bit of an adjustment.
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That was a great night's sleep.
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I've forgotten how
much I love this bed.
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Of course, you
haven't really slept
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until you've done
it on the ocean.
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Still finding my land legs.
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I suppose it's an adjustment
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for him as well.
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Fuuuck.
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And then, during a treasure hunt
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with Blackbeard,
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I discovered...
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this!
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And, of course, he's full of
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colorful tales
from his time away.
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Do you know what this is?
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It's an orange... Petrified.
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Which means it's
as hard as a rock.
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Who would like this. Alma?
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I don't want your old food.
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Who are you again?
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Louis...
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No, no. It's
perfectly all right.
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I'm, uh, I'm your father.
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- Isn't Doug my father?
- Louis!
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Oh.
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Who's, uh, who's Doug?
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He's my painting instructor.
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Oh, ha! Okay.
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I'd love to meet him.
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Gentlemen!
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Blackbeard is in fine
spirits this morning,
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and he sends... his regards.
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He's still a, a tad
under the weather,
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but he will be back
amongst us soon.
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So, he's, he's sick, but
doing well... is the news?
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Exactly, yes!
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And, um, in the meantime,
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maybe, you could,
you know, polish things,
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or, maybe, swab the deck.
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We already polished twice today.
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Aye, 'n the deck's as
swabbed as she gets.
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- Aw.
- Well, you missed a spot.
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Have at it, chaps!
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Dismissed!
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Not you, Mr. Spriggs.
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Blackbeard has
requested your services.
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So, no matter what
you see or hear,
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you do not breathe a
word under pain of death.
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Understood?
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- Yeah.
- Good.
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Fuck off.
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You're back.
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Looks that way.
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What did you do to the room?
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Eh, long story.
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I, I gave it to Frenchie
and Wee John.
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But they thought it had
bad juju after the raid.
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Why'd you give it away?
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I, um...
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um, I missed you.
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Turned the old workshop
into a painting studio.
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Wow.
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How many painters work here?
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Uh, these are all mine.
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It's one of my favorites.
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Oh, Stede...
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This is Doug.
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Mary's told me so
much about you,
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I feel like I already know you.
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That's funny. I haven't
heard much about you.
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You're the painting instructor?
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Oh, before I forget,
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your flyers just came in.
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Oh, how nice.
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Oh, flyers? For what?
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Oh, just a little gathering.
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Mary's having a showing
of her work in town.
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One of the ladies has just
loaned me the dress store.
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May I?
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- Go ahead.
- Yep.
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"Paintings by The Widow Bonnet."
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Should probably change that.
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Not a widow anymore.
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Or I might keep it.
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I've heard it adds
an air of mystery.
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Yeah.
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Um...
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Hello?
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Blackbeard, sir.
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I, um...
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I heard you need
some assistance.
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- I'm in here.
- Oh god!
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I'm in the blanket fort.
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The door's the blue cushion.
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Charming.
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Oh...
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Is it safe to have a candle
in here, do you think?
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Okay, well.
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What have you been up to?
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Mm, you know, built this fort.
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I wrote some lyrics.
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I've actually been needing a scribey
person to, um, jot them down for me.
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Cool. So, yeah. Ready
whenever you are.
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Okay.
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"Hanging on... by a thread."
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"Hanging on."
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Then it goes,
"Shouldn't let go."
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"If I let go, all will fall."
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"Fingers bleeding
down to the bone now."
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"Can't let go. Nothing
makes sense."
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"Hold on."
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"Hold on. Hold... on."
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You hate it, don't you?
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My god, hate is such a
strong, a-and wrong, word.
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But I'm wondering, um,
what's happening in the song?
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Why are you hanging on?
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No, it's not about me.
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- Yeah, it's someone else holding on.
- Yeah?
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Someone entirely fictional.
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And this fictional character...
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he's having a hard time?
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Yeah, maybe.
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Maybe it's best he just...
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lets go.
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Do you mean just curl
up into a ball and die?
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What if it's not a death?
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What if life just...
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begins again?
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How was your day, Edward?
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- Oh, oh, oh!
- You like that?
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- Oh! Oh!
- Oh god.
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So... you came in
rather late last night.
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Hm?
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Yes.
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Anything you want
to, uh, tell me?
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Say... about Doug?
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No, actually,
but I will say this.
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You're home. Fine.
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We're married. All right!
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We made a contract
in front of God
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and I am bound to honor that.
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But in your absence,
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I have managed to
create a life that I quite like,
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and I won't destroy that life
just because you've decided to
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un-abandon your
family on a whim.
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Well...
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I object to the word "whim."
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The showing's at six.
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I won't be home for dinner.
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Do you even want me to attend?
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So, we're havin' a thing on...
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Oh god, I'm so sorry!
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- There's a sock on the door!
- Are you a freakin' idiot?!
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I don't know what that means!
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Um, we're having a thing on deck
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- for Captain.
- Get out!
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- Sorry.
- Close the door!
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Hey, Jim. Glad you're back.
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- That's, uh, really great stuff, Ed.
- Wow.
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His name is
Blackbeard or Captain!
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Izzy, no, Izzy.
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Actually, I do want to be
called Edward from now on.
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And thank you, you guys. It's
pretty difficult to lay yourself bare
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- in front of others, you know?
- Yeah, yeah, no.
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- It was super v-visceral.
- Way visceral, agree.
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- It was vibes.
- Wow.
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Okay, well, if any of you guys
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wanna express yourselves
in the same way that
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I just did with my song,
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I'm sure that Lucius would
be more than happy to
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write down your lyrics.
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Ay, but my genius won't be
translated into human language.
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More like pure tone.
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Like, eh...
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That was fucking amazing.
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Guys, the sheer level of
talent we have on this ship!
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Why are we even being pirates?
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You know what? We
should have a talent show.
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- I can do accents.
- Does that count as a talent?
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Just right there. Try it.
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- Hm.
- Like that?
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Mm-hm.
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I hate to say it,
but it would've been
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so much better
if he'd really died.
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I can make that
happen. Just let me know.
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I'm sorry?
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Remember, my Marcus
was the undertaker.
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He was so lazy,
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he would report every death
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as natural causes.
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Murder's a natural cause.
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Yes, well...
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I don't think we're
quite at that stage... yet.
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Situations evolve.
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Cheers to you, my good man.
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Ooh, that is delish.
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Reminds me of the ale I drank
on my ship, "The Revenge."
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Stede Bonnet?
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It's Jeffrey! Fettering!
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We went to elementary
school together.
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Jeffrey, nice to see you.
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I heard the most insane rumor.
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Now, forgive me,
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but... were you
a pirate recently?
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- Go ahead. Laugh it up.
- Laugh?
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No, I wish I had
one-tenth of your guts.
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Becoming a pirate? At our age?
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I just... ride my stupid horse
to the store now and again.
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Half the time, it has diarrhea.
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Guys, it's him! It's
The Gentleman Pirate!
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And there I was, in a
duel with Izzy Hands,
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Blackbeard's right-hand man.
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What is Blackbeard like?
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Is he as bloodthirsty
as everyone says?
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He's absolutely lovely.
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Oh, and, of course,
a bloodthirsty killer.
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I mean, born of the
Devil and all that.
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I, I don't really like
talking about him.
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So, if there's any
other questions.
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Yeah. You ever kill a man?
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Well, death is, of course,
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an unavoidable part
of, uh, the pirate lifestyle.
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This guy never killed anyone.
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I've seen death.
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I've been the cause of death.
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It changes you...
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forever.
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Awesome.
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Get this man another beer.
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To Captain Stede!
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Well, feels nice
to tidy up a little.
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Can't believe I was living
like this. Can you, Iz?
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Izzy?
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- I'm gonna speak plainly.
- Wonderful.
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You know we share
our thoughts on this ship.
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I should've let the
English kill you.
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This, whatever it is
that you've become...
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is a fate worse than death.
264
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,405
Well...
265
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,950
- I am still Blackbeard, so.
- No.
266
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:39,081
This, this... is Blackbeard.
267
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,918
Not some namby-pamby
268
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,129
in a silk gown pining
for his boyfriend.
269
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,216
Choose your next
words wisely, dog.
270
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,806
There he is.
271
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,107
Blackbeard is my captain.
272
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:09,112
I serve Blackbeard.
273
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,614
Not Edward.
274
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,951
Edward better
watch his fuckin' step.
275
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,799
Hey, Eddie, give
us another song!
276
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:33,135
Edward! Edward! Edward!
277
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,603
- It's going swimmingly.
- Is it? I can't tell.
278
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,940
I keep thinking I hear
people chattering about Stede.
279
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,750
Oh, well, the only thing I
hear people chattering about
280
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,652
is your expressive brushwork.
281
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,195
Evening, all!
282
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,197
'Tis I...
283
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,617
The Widow Bonnet's undead groom.
284
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:04,584
Which means she's not really
"The Widow Bonnet," is she?
285
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,546
And if her husband
gave up the sea,
286
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:10,131
surely, she should...
give up the dishonest title?
287
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:13,676
Even though she hates my guts.
288
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,471
- Which is her right.
- Hey.
289
00:18:17,556 --> 00:18:19,391
Ooh!
290
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,683
Unhand me or bleed.
291
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,440
Oh.
292
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,736
God. Doug?
293
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,535
Clearly, I've had
too much to drink.
294
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:42,372
And for that, I am sorry.
295
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,164
Being home's been
quite an adjustment...
296
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,041
for both of us.
297
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,255
I forgive you, by the way...
298
00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,758
for sleeping with Doug.
299
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,347
Murder's a natural cause.
300
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,396
You were going to stab me!
301
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,441
- I was.
- In the earhole!
302
00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:54,068
- With a skewer!
- Yeah... I was.
303
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,404
Why not just smother me
with a pillow? Or use a gun?
304
00:19:57,489 --> 00:20:01,284
A pillow seemed too tricky
and a gun would wake the kids.
305
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,037
I thought about poison
or pushing you off a cliff,
306
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,623
but I, I really wanted
to get it done tonight,
307
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,415
and I didn't want you to suffer.
308
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,960
What, while you murdered me?!
309
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,522
Well, it's not that
much more dramatic
310
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,337
than running off to
become a pirate, is it?
311
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,175
Well, that's true, I suppose.
312
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,724
We just can't seem to stop
hurting each other, can we?
313
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,981
I don't fit here anymore, do I?
314
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,944
You've got your life, your art.
315
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:38,654
Doug.
316
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,657
I am sorry about Doug.
317
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,413
Nah, don't be.
318
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,538
He's actually wonderful.
319
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,207
Yeah, he's the best.
320
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:57,007
How does it feel...
to be in love?
321
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:02,011
It feels... easy.
322
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,304
It's just like breathing.
323
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:09,602
He understands
my idiosyncrasies.
324
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,146
- And all of this is yours?
- I'm afraid so.
325
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,940
Finds them charming, even.
326
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,023
Fab!
327
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:20,404
We expose each other
to new things, new ideas.
328
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,615
Next one goes through
your fuckin' eyeball!
329
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,366
And we laugh a lot.
330
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,076
Ah! Ooh!
331
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:30,707
We just pass the time so well.
332
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,251
I'd call those things love.
333
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,631
I hope you find that.
334
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:43,302
- I think I have.
- Really?
335
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:47,307
What's her name?
336
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,267
Ed.
337
00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:54,897
His name is Ed.
338
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,123
Here, look.
339
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:16,626
Look at that.
340
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,838
You wear fine things well.
341
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,106
Oh, there you are.
342
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,334
We've been looking
for you everywhere.
343
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,944
Okay, so, we've been
visualizing the talent show.
344
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,667
You're gonna love
what we've come up with.
345
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,450
Ed?
346
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,534
Is everythin' all right?
347
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,460
Help me! No, no, please!
348
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,796
No! Please!
349
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,061
I am the Kraken.
350
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,747
Stop crying. It's
just the pinky.
351
00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:36,875
Come on. Open up.
352
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:38,375
Open your fuckin' mouth now!
353
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:43,381
Eat up. That's it.
Don't forget to chew.
354
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:47,343
Threaten me again, ever...
355
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,221
I'll feed you the rest.
356
00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:55,602
- Understand?
- Y-Yes, Blackbeard.
357
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,895
Okay. Clean yourself
up and come find me.
358
00:23:57,979 --> 00:24:00,022
Much work to do.
359
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,361
Sh-Sh-Shall I summon
the boy to take notes?
360
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,449
Don't bother. He's dead.
361
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,792
That's right. Quickly now!
362
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,306
Ivan!
363
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,393
Why isn't this finished yet?
364
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:40,563
- It's a lot of books, Izzy.
- Work faster!
365
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:43,398
He wants no trace
of Stede's old dross.
366
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,923
Hey, boss, what
happened to your foot?
367
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,613
Blackbeard is himself again.
368
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,282
Quicker!
369
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:54,367
Quicker!
370
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,710
Mary... Mary.
371
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:04,920
Hey.
372
00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,839
It's late. You've slept in.
373
00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,928
Did you make me
breakfast in bed?
374
00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,596
Uh, no, that was Doug.
375
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,680
- Oh!
- Hello, love.
376
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,349
Thanks.
377
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:18,768
Hey, we've been talking
378
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,395
- and I think I've solved it.
- Solved what?
379
00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:23,272
Well, solved might
be an overstatement.
380
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,942
Everything. Our
marriage, my return,
381
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,442
our newfound loves.
382
00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:28,653
There's just one hitch.
383
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:30,946
We need a corpse.
384
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,760
- I see.
- This needs to really sell.
385
00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:39,579
They have to believe this
without a shadow of a doubt.
386
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:42,791
Besides, everyone's had
a go at killing me but me.
387
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,460
I'd like a shot.
388
00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:46,461
And you're sure you
wanna renounce all claim
389
00:25:46,546 --> 00:25:49,007
to your family's wealth?
You don't want anything?
390
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,967
Not a cent.
391
00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:56,972
Morning, Evelyn. I have
a bit of an exotic request.
392
00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,308
Want him to die fast or
slow? Or is it already done?
393
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,394
- Uh, no...
- I'm still here. Morning.
394
00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:04,564
-Ah.
-It's all right, Evvy. He knows.
395
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:06,356
You know you're
killing her, right?
396
00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:09,161
-We've discussed it.
-It's fine. We've... Yeah, we've talked about it.
397
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,278
Look, I'm really,
really trying to fix this.
398
00:26:11,362 --> 00:26:13,323
Any help you can
give would be great.
399
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,325
What do you need?
400
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:18,493
Do you have any, uh, extra...
401
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,288
cor-corpses?
402
00:26:20,371 --> 00:26:22,914
Perhaps, something in his size?
403
00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:25,335
Ah, that's my son's
department. I'll check.
404
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:26,501
Melvin! Company!
405
00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:36,511
Oh, that's just my kitten, Ned.
406
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:41,183
- Would Ned be available this afternoon?
- Why do we need Ned?
407
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,685
Trust me. I've got an idea.
408
00:26:45,063 --> 00:26:48,357
Gentlemen! Let's
make this special.
409
00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:51,361
Edward is expecting a
wonderful talent show.
410
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,113
Why couldn't we
just do it on the ship?
411
00:26:54,197 --> 00:26:55,382
Well, it wouldn't be
as special on that
412
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:56,907
dreary old ship, now would it?
413
00:26:56,990 --> 00:27:00,036
Are, are you sure you
couldn't find Lucius?
414
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,328
H-He loves this sort of thing.
415
00:27:01,412 --> 00:27:02,622
He'll turn up.
416
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:03,748
Ship's not that big.
417
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:06,041
Tell Edward my
special skill is juggling...
418
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:07,959
I think.
419
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:10,046
Row.
420
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:10,462
Where's Jim?
421
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,714
Oh, who knows?
422
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:16,803
Edward probably wanted to
discuss feelings or something.
423
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,265
They'll be along shortly.
424
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:25,435
- Be safe out there, Dizzy Izzy.
- Bye!
425
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:26,519
See you later.
426
00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:31,608
I've had my eye on you, Jim.
427
00:27:32,984 --> 00:27:34,403
You're quite the specimen.
428
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,031
You'd like to join my crew?
429
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,742
Aren't I already on your crew?
430
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:47,583
Mm-mm. No, uh, I'm
talking about my new crew.
431
00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:53,005
- Fuck's wrong with your face?
- I'll take that as a yes.
432
00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:58,844
Next!
433
00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:02,265
Hey, Iz said you
wanted to... see me.
434
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:06,394
Yes. I heard you can sew.
435
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:08,519
Yep.
436
00:28:09,939 --> 00:28:11,022
Sew like the wind.
437
00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:19,906
So, you won't really be dead?
438
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:23,286
No, it's all make-believe.
439
00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,288
Like, like a play.
440
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:27,498
Exactly. Just like a play.
441
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,625
I'm sorry it's come to this.
442
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:33,128
We've decided this
is just the best way
443
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:34,713
to resolve the mess I've made.
444
00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:39,050
I know. Mother told me.
445
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,261
I think it's pretty
sick, actually...
446
00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:44,097
in a good way.
447
00:28:44,182 --> 00:28:47,309
I mean, Mom was much
happier when you were gone.
448
00:28:49,854 --> 00:28:50,854
Yeah.
449
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:56,486
Oh, is this the orange?
450
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,069
I figured if I split it in half,
451
00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:01,115
then you could keep one
and I could keep the other.
452
00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:03,075
That's perfect.
453
00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,077
Here's the pig's
blood you requested.
454
00:29:06,162 --> 00:29:07,763
- Oh.
- And everything in town's ready to go.
455
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:11,625
Are you sure you're
gonna be all right?
456
00:29:11,709 --> 00:29:14,336
Yeah. I think
we'll all be great.
457
00:29:24,055 --> 00:29:26,182
How the hell we gettin'
this in that window?
458
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:29,309
That's not our problem. They
just paid us to hoist it halfway.
459
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:42,405
- Take a look.
- Oh my.
460
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:45,535
- Well, this can't be good.
- Oh no.
461
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,203
It's very dangerous
and, uh, feral.
462
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:52,083
- So, let's keep our eyes peeled in case it shows up, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
463
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:55,752
Everyone, thanks so much for
helping me pack up my showing.
464
00:29:57,462 --> 00:29:59,423
Hello, all!
465
00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:04,053
As I'm sure you know, I, I made a
complete ass of myself last night.
466
00:30:04,135 --> 00:30:07,222
And so, I would like
to publicly apologize...
467
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,308
to my patient, lovely wife.
468
00:30:10,393 --> 00:30:11,894
I am sorry.
469
00:30:11,978 --> 00:30:13,395
Stede, look out!
470
00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:16,648
- There's a jungle cat!
- The jungle cat!
471
00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:20,778
Stede!
472
00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:22,238
Stay where you are, my love!
473
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,320
I'll handle this!
474
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,075
Who likes chicken?
475
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,585
Look, it's a real snake.
476
00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:43,843
Does it feel like they're taking
an awful long time to come back?
477
00:30:46,429 --> 00:30:47,430
Yeah...
478
00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:50,141
Plus, it looks like
they're leavin'.
479
00:30:58,316 --> 00:31:00,317
Farewell, Bonnet's playthings.
480
00:31:00,401 --> 00:31:04,321
Hey... Hey!
481
00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:05,404
On to the next.
482
00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:15,915
Oh no.
483
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:22,632
Stop it!
484
00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,800
Oh! Oh!
485
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,303
Ooh, there goes my arm!
486
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:30,597
- Oh my god.
- Fight it, Stede. Fight it.
487
00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:33,224
Ohh!
488
00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:37,438
You're a real pro, Ned.
489
00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,066
It's been an honor.
490
00:31:43,486 --> 00:31:44,403
He's alive!
491
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:47,823
- Ohh!
- Oh!
492
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,535
I'm fine! It's not
the creature's fault.
493
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:53,244
I managed to
calm him in the end.
494
00:31:54,497 --> 00:31:55,807
He was more scared
of me than I was of him.
495
00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:57,165
Stede, look out!
496
00:31:57,249 --> 00:32:00,044
Ahh!
497
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:01,961
No!
498
00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:11,055
Is he all right?
499
00:32:12,932 --> 00:32:13,932
- Oh!
- Oh!
500
00:32:16,434 --> 00:32:18,144
He may have survived that.
501
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:25,609
No!
502
00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:33,868
Now that's a fuckery.
503
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:04,066
He kept it to himself, but
Stede had been quite ill.
504
00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:06,943
So, in some ways,
it's a blessing.
505
00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,586
This is how Stede
would've wanted to go.
506
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,240
To Stede Bonnet.
507
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:15,326
Complicated, hard-headed.
508
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:18,247
Really quite
irritating at times...
509
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,167
and now free.
510
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:26,005
Long may he roam.
511
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,152
Oh, fuck me.
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