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Recognize this?
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- Yeah, it's fucking badass.
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry?
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Uh, do you have a translator?
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I have very little English.
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I also don't speak
English as well.
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I didn't even realize
there was piracy happening.
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Don't know anything
about any of this
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or any of the people involved.
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The Captain isn't...
that strong a swordsman
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or seaman or anything,
to be honest.
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I'm a strong reader/writer,
so both, double threat.
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In case you're hiring
after all of this.
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Hmm.
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(jaunty melody playing)
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Admiral Chauncey Badminton:
Mr. Bonnet...
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Welcome.
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No, no, no, no, no, no... no.
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Everything all right?
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Chauncey... Oh, yes.
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I forgot you were twins.
I, I mean, are twins.
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(low growl)
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And h-how is
your brother, Nigel?
Is he... Is he well?
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As a matter of fact,
Nigel's decidedly... unwell.
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But I think you know that.
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How would I know that?
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I, I, I haven't
seen him in ages.
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I have it on very good
authority that he was
onboard this vessel...
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in your company.
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No, no, I...
I don't know where
you would've heard that.
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I heard it from the witnesses...
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to his murder.
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(gasping)
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Sweetie...
why're you holding
yourself like that?
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- Nervous tummy?
- They're lookin'
for Stede's journal.
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- For evidence.
- There's nothin' we can do
about that now. He's done for.
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(whispers):
I have Stede's journal.
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I grabbed it
when we got boarded.
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- You gotta get
rid of that, babe!
- I know that, babe,
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but I can't get to the side
of the ship to throw it over.
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Ay, give it here.
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No, trust me.
I was born for this
kind of espionage.
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Awesome. Do it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go, go, go, go, go.
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- Okay.
- Roach, I need a distraction.
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(mischievous music playing)
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What's your problem, darkie?
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Your face?
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- (laughing)
- Get him!
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-Distraction's away!
Go, go, go, go, go!
-Go, Frenchie!
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Fuckin' hell.
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Sailor: Hello.
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What's this?
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(whimpers)
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"My Wondrous Journey:
A Life at Sea."
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Bit of fan fiction...
about Captain Bonnet.
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You're a fan of your Captain?
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Yeah, yeah. Huge fan.
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Can't stop imagining him
in all different scenarios.
All totally made up.
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"A true journal
of the life and happenings
of Stede Bonnet."
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Bonnet, yeah.
Mm, it was written
to resemble a journal.
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It's a kind of grabby
marketing hook till
I get the reader...
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Oh, found a good bit? What part?
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Would love some, some feedback.
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I'd like to take it, actually.
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Get back!
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"'Avast ye!' I snapped.
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"The smell of death
permeated the room,
electric in its tang.
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"'P-p-p-please
don't kill me!'
Nigel whined...
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having soiled himself."
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(slams book shut)
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Course, I don't
believe any of it.
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Oh, thank god.
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Blackbeard confessed
to the crime moments ago.
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- He did?
- Yep. I killed the bastard.
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- Enjoyed it, too.
- Right.
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And what did he look like?
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All of you.
You all look the same, you know?
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- And how did you kill him?
- Ah, the ushe. Uh, stabbing.
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- And where did you stab him?
- Everywhere.
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I don't keep track
of these kinds of things.
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You know, I'm a...
"life is cheap" kind of guy.
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That's not true.
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Why would he lie?
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Honestly, it makes
much more sense.
After all...
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you're just some
bored little rich boy.
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You weak-hearted,
lily-livered little rich boy.
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And that's all you'll
ever be, Stede Bonnet.
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I did it.
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I'm sorry?
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I... murdered Nigel.
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Stole his sword, and I...
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Jammed it through his head.
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(shuddering breaths)
I killed him.
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(Captain Stede cries)
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You'll sign a confession
to that extent, hm?
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(melancholy music playing)
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(cries)
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There's a good chap.
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There, there, Baby Bonnet.
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Feels better, doesn't it?
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Officer Wellington:
Ready. Aim. Fire!
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- (pirates yelling)
- Oh dear.
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(clamoring)
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(banging gavel)
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In the name of His Majesty,
King George,
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this tribunal shall
come to order.
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Edward Teach...
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- or "Black Beard."
- It's just "Blackbeard."
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Like, just run it
together as one word.
"Blackbeard."
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Don't have to put
a gap in there.
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You face death...
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for general crimes
of piracy against the Crown.
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Yeah.
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But a friend of the Crown
has prevailed upon me
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to remand you to his custody.
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You shall be released
to Captain Hands
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in exchange for his
service to the King.
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(crew booing)
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Roach:
How he still alive, anyway?
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- The Swede: Traitor!
- He gave us up.
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- (banging gavel)
- Admiral Badminton: Order.
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Stede Bonnet...
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for the wanton murder
of Nigel Badminton...
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your sentence is death...
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by firing squad.
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(crew gasps)
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We'll find a way
out of this, okay?
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- Ed, no. No, I deserve this.
- We'll come up with a plan.
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At some point in a man's life,
he has to face the music.
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For the things he's done...
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(laughs)
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(Captain Stede grunts)
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and the people he's hurt.
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It's time, Ed.
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The bill has come due.
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- (rifles cocking)
- Oh my god!
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I don't wanna die!
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Oh god!
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Oh please! (tearful pleading)
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- Hey, boss.
- Edward...
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I know you're upset,
but it was the only...
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(grunts)
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- Very nice, very nice.
- Great punch, Cap'n.
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- Great punch.
- Izzy: Okay... that's fair.
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That's fair.
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Remember though,
you said when you
made me first mate,
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"Above all else
is loyalty
to your Captain."
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Rifles at the ready!
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- Oh god.
- Izzy: You're my captain...
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and I was never gonna
stand by and let you
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destroy yourself
for that... twat.
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And this, this is
a humane way of ending it.
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- Aim!
- Izzy: It's quick. It's clean.
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Oh shit.
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Izzy: Edward, you know that.
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(shouts): Act of Grace!
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No... No.
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Blackbeard: Act of Grace!
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Act of Grace!
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- Say it. Say "Act of Grace!"
- What?!
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Crew (shouting): Act of Grace!
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Grace!
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What he said!
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Fuck me.
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What's the Act of Grace?
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I, King George,
do hereby proclaim
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that any pyrate who so
abandons his life of crime
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and pledges service
to the Crown in their war
against the Spanish...
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shall be granted
amnesty forthwith.
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And we're calling this?
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Ah, yes, uh, call it
my Act of Kindness.
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Nope! Uh, my Act of Charity.
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No!
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King George's Act of Grace.
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No, wait! No, use that.
That's great. (chuckles)
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Overthinking things as usual.
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Admiral Badminton: So...
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you want to go
to war for the King?
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We'd rather eat our
own faces, but yes.
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Two Acts of Grace, please.
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Ah...
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I'm afraid the offer doesn't
extend to you, Bonnet.
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After all, the King was
only referring to real pirates.
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He's from my world, not yours.
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Raise your rifles!
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Ah! Put the blindfold back on.
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"June the third.
An excellent day!
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"Raided a commercial vessel
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"after overwhelming
the hardy crew.
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We claimed a prize of lush
vegetation in conquest."
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Here's an illustration
for reference.
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And here's
the vegetation
in question.
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"They'll never forget
the Eccentric Pirate Bonnet
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and his savage, insane,
vengeful pirate horde."
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-See? He's a pirate.
A real, proper pirate.
-Oluwande: A proper pirate.
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That man is a fearsome
pirate if e'er I seen one.
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Ya great foppin' twats!
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Oluwande:
Yeah, he's definitely
a pirate.
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(crew agreeing)
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Well, rule-of-law-wise,
I'd say that settles it.
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A plant and a drawing?
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- Settles nothing.
- It's enough for us.
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Blackbeard renounces
piracy to serve the Crown?
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(chuckles)
We'll be dining with
Ol' King George himself.
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00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:06,815
Why?
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Why do you all show
such loyalty to this...
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this... nothing?
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I'd attribute quite a lot
of it to a people-positive
management style.
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- Shut up!
- Officer Wellington:
Stand down, Admiral.
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Or we'll be forced
to take measures.
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Measures?! Against me?!
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- He's the criminal!
- All right!
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- He's the murderer!
- Calm down, Mr. Wavy Blade.
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Blackbeard:
Give it a break, mate.
You're freakin' us all out.
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Chauncey, sometimes,
when we get a bit angry,
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do you know what we like to do?
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- We talk it through...
- Crew: As a crew!
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- Yes.
- Oh, I know.
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I know what's happened.
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Yeah, we've somehow drifted
south of the equator,
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and ended up
in Backwardsland!
Get your hands off me!
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- (indistinct shouting)
- Do you know who I am?
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- I am an Admiral!
- (sword clattering)
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I'll have you all executed!
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- (Admiral shouting)
- Poor bugger.
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Admiral Badminton!
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- Oh shit. Damn.
- That's a big document.
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- Look at the different
sizes of the fonts.
- Yeah.
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There's big ones to lure you in
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and then, all these
tiny little ones here.
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That's where all the tricks are.
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- Uh-oh. Here we go.
- Yeah, it's two pages.
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Look, can we have
a moment to review it?
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Eh, it's boilerplate:
absolution for your
terrible crimes
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in return for 10 years
of service to the King,
blahdie-blahdie-blah.
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- Ten human years?
- Officer Wellington: Mm-hm.
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Or we can still shoot you.
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No, that'll be lovely.
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Course, it's only valid
if Mr. Teach signs on.
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You really don't
have to do this.
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Yeah, I know I don't.
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Think what you're doin', Ed.
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Do you really want
to lick the King's boots?
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Lovely... Well done.
245
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,029
We'll need a copy
of this, obviously.
246
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,364
- Of course.
- Yeah.
247
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:22,576
(melancholy music playing)
248
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,082
Clerk: Cromwell, Ezekiel.
249
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,922
So, what's the plan for escape?
250
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:38,049
Uh, the plan, the plan is
just to go with the flow,
see what happens.
251
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:38,634
(whispers):
Right, go with the flow.
252
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,594
(clerk clears throat)
253
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,931
- Hello, how are you?
- Teach, Edward.
254
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,725
That's my name.
Edward Teach,
born on a beach.
255
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,522
Soap. (laughs)
256
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,067
- Uh, Bonnet, Stede.
- Bonnet, Stede.
257
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:56,985
Ooh, thank you.
258
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,696
Ooh, do you have any
less scratchy blankets?
259
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,325
You are... dead.
260
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:05,910
Excuse me?
261
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,538
According to these records,
262
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,539
Stede Bonnet's been
deceased for months.
263
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,082
Oh.
264
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,043
Well, that's, uh,
obviously, a clerical error.
265
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,379
Or, perhaps
a different Stede Bonnet.
266
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,215
It's quite a common name.
267
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,133
Wife, Mary Bonnet?
268
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:23,885
Yeah.
269
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,307
That's an odd coincidence.
270
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,101
Next!
271
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,774
♪ ♪
272
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,820
Do they really think I'm dead?
273
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:44,950
Or did Mary report me dead
out of spite?
274
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:49,120
And which is your favorite pig?
275
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,528
I wonder if they had a funeral.
276
00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:54,618
I mean, what would they bury?
277
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,459
Would it be an empty... Ah!
278
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,215
What?
279
00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:02,426
What've they done
with your face?!
280
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,552
Oh yeah! Yeah, the beard
281
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,971
wasn't regulation,
so it had to go.
282
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,639
Feels weird.
283
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,474
From here to here, is freezing.
284
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,400
But you're Blackbeard.
285
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,070
You can't be Blackbeard
without your black beard.
286
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,990
Come on, mate.
That's all over.
It was over years ago.
287
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,701
My beard hasn't
been black since
I was young.
288
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,162
I was Greybeard if anything.
289
00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:33,206
Salt-and-pepperbeard.
Now, I'm just Nobeard.
290
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,542
Oh, I get it.
291
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:39,211
You've got a plan. I know it.
292
00:14:39,296 --> 00:14:40,775
You've kept
the clippings,
haven't you?
293
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,799
So, we can make
fake heads and escape.
294
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,969
Stede, get it straight, mate.
295
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:46,470
We got caught, all right?
296
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,471
There is no escape.
297
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,474
Now, it's time
to accept our fate.
298
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:53,894
Besides, kind of
comforting, really,
299
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:55,437
once you get
your mind around it.
300
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,855
I mean, look at this.
301
00:14:57,938 --> 00:15:00,859
I'm folding stuff...
and that's okay.
302
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,321
(chuckles) Who would've thought?
303
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,698
(sighs)
All right. That's that.
Do you need anything folded?
304
00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:09,283
Shirt? Your socks?
305
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,552
Izzy:
The thing about
Captain Hands is,
306
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,679
he's tough, yeah.
307
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,556
But also, he's fair...
308
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,393
as Ivan and Fang can attest to.
309
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,851
Needs more salt.
310
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,607
All right, all right.
Listen up, listen up!
311
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:44,528
Work hard,
keep a spring
in your step,
312
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,447
and you'll all have
a long tenure aboard...
313
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,533
"Izzy's Revenge."
314
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,576
(Wee John laughs)
315
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,580
What's funny, Mr. Feeney?
316
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:56,903
It's just that "Izzy's Revenge"
317
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,043
sounds a bit like
an intestinal condition.
318
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,126
(crew laughs)
319
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:08,217
I wonder what the condition
of your intestine might
be after, say...
320
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,052
no rations for a week?
321
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,726
Any other funny bits?
322
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,230
I didn't think so.
323
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,356
♪ ♪
324
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,572
(playful yelling)
325
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,241
I don't want a boat, Stede!
326
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,076
And I don't hate our lives,
327
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,913
at least not so much
that I would wanna do this.
328
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:37,998
♪ ♪
329
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:45,586
Blackbeard: There you are.
330
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,389
-The fake heads idea...
wasn't bad.
-Oh, come on.
331
00:16:56,475 --> 00:16:57,768
Stupid idea.
332
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,032
- I've only got stupid ideas.
- Oh, shut up.
333
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,942
How are you handling
this so well?
334
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:08,944
I don't know.
335
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,365
It's kinda nice just
to take a load off.
336
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:19,205
Just to... Just to be Edward.
337
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,518
I don't know if I wanna
go back to the old days.
338
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:27,631
Just drinking all day
and biting the heads
off turtles, or...
339
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,800
making some poor bloke
eat his own toes as a laugh.
340
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,807
Yuck. Where's the laugh there?
341
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,076
Suppose what I'm
saying is that I...
342
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:42,144
Right now, I just wanna do
what makes Ed happy.
343
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,148
And what makes Ed happy?
344
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,611
These past few weeks...
345
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,445
have been...
346
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,990
the most fun I've had
in ages, years.
347
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,244
Maybe ever.
348
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,623
So...
349
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:07,796
So, uh, I reckon
what makes Ed happy...
350
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:10,005
is...
351
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,217
you.
352
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,685
Well, that's, uh, that's...
353
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,066
(light music playing)
354
00:18:34,573 --> 00:18:35,573
You make Stede happy.
355
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,582
Maybe we can just... get away?
356
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,709
Start over. Reset.
357
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,127
But you said
there was no escape.
358
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,380
There's always an escape.
359
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,257
We could be gone tonight.
360
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:55,009
What about the English?
They'll be all over us.
361
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:57,846
No, no, no, no.
We could...
We'd get a new boat.
362
00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:01,223
New names...
new backstories,
everything.
363
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,101
We'll go somewhere
they'll never find us.
364
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:05,436
We'll go to China.
365
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,355
- China?
- Yeah.
366
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,944
- It's quite far away.
- That's the point.
367
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:17,574
Our old lives
will be gone, dead.
368
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,575
Never were.
369
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,657
What do you say?
370
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,579
I know we never would've
chosen each other,
371
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,915
not in a million years,
372
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:29,669
but all we have
is this one life.
373
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,465
Yeah.
374
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,344
Yes?
375
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,431
- I think so.
- Yes! Okay.
376
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,057
- Yes?!
- Mm-hm.
377
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:46,185
Fuckin', this is great.
Okay, we leave at dawn, okay?
378
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,020
I'll work out all the details.
379
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,190
You... think up some new names.
380
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,273
Cool ones.
381
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,234
♪ ♪
382
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:05,204
Okay, that's nine
for mutiny
and zero against.
383
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:06,641
Are you guys sure
you're up for this?
384
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:07,539
- Yes! Yeah!
- Yeah, yeah.
385
00:20:07,624 --> 00:20:10,794
And that Brown Peter,
he can't be first mate.
386
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,047
I saw him talking to Izzy
about it before.
387
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:17,133
- Never. Disaster.
- Mm-hm.
388
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:20,595
-No offense to Lucius.
-Oh god, no.
Don't apologize to me.
389
00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:24,015
I mean, I love that man,
but, um, leadership's
not his, his strength.
390
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:24,974
All right, well,
the second thing is:
391
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,352
- who's gonna be in charge?
- Yeah.
392
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:31,314
It's got... It's gotta be
someone we can all trust.
393
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:35,151
Someone who has the entire crew
in mind, not just themselves.
394
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,570
It's you.
395
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:40,824
- Nah.
- There's only one choice.
396
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,201
No, no, no, no. I c... No.
397
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,828
I don't want it.
I'm officially taking myself
398
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:46,972
out of the running. Thank you.
399
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,833
Well, I reckon that settles it.
400
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:51,166
The only good cap'ns...
401
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,502
are the ones that hate
being captains, eh?
402
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:58,717
- (crew chuckling)
- It'll be an honor
to serve under you, Cap'n.
403
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,554
- N-No, seriously, I...
- Roach (chants):
Captain. Captain. Captain.
404
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,932
Hey! See that guy over there?
405
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,809
Yeah?
406
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,688
In exactly two hours,
he's gonna come and wake you up,
407
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:12,564
and escort you out, okay?
408
00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,523
You're gonna meet me
down at the beach.
409
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,251
I'm gonna be about
half an hour behind you,
410
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,028
but there'll be
a dinghy waiting.
Make sense?
411
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,363
- I think so.
- Okay, good.
412
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:24,034
- I'll see ya down there.
- Where are you going?
413
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,243
I gotta go mug a guy
for a dinghy.
414
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,621
- Oh, okay.
- Hey, get some sleep.
415
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,012
(insects chirping)
416
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:55,397
- (muffled groan)
- Shh.
417
00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,527
Get up.
418
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:05,075
Chauncey, take it
from a man with regrets.
Think this through!
419
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:09,244
Shut up. All I've
been doing is thinking.
420
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,080
And drinking.
Drinking and thinking.
421
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:14,084
Do you know what
conclusion I've reached?
422
00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:16,169
Turn around!
423
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:19,506
Stede Bonnet...
424
00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,425
is not a human.
425
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:25,844
Just breathe.
426
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,472
You're a monster.
427
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:31,892
A plague.
428
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:36,064
You defile beautiful things.
429
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,146
My dear brother.
430
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,733
Your own family.
431
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:44,154
You've even managed
to bring history's
greatest pirate to ruin.
432
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:49,536
And here you are... unscathed,
433
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,747
God's perfect little rich boy.
434
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,086
(cries) I think you're right.
435
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:04,384
In fact, I...
I completely agree.
436
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:09,972
You don't fool me.
437
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:15,269
The Stede Bonnet
reign of terror ends tonig...
438
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:16,353
- (gun fires)
- Ahh!
439
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,355
(screams)
440
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:26,321
(somber music playing)
441
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,250
Stede?
442
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:40,545
Stede?
443
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,339
♪ ♪
444
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,573
("Perfect Day" by
Lou Reed playing)
445
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:21,001
♪ Just a perfect day ♪
446
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:25,464
♪ Drink sangria in the park ♪
447
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,553
Okay, okay!
Maybe, maybe we got
off to a bad start.
448
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,971
But, what, what, what, what
can I do differently, huh?
449
00:24:33,056 --> 00:24:34,723
- I'm open to suggestions!
- Mm-hm.
450
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,226
Pete! Help me out here!
451
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:39,061
For the record,
I never formally
accepted the role
452
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,897
of "first mate"
and I fully endorse
this mutiny.
453
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,334
Gah! Y-You, you, you
don't have to do this.
454
00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:46,861
Part of good leadership
is restraint.
455
00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:48,445
Everyone's got their own style.
456
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,573
- (Roach laughs)
- Crew: One!
457
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:51,740
Two!
458
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:52,825
Hold it!
459
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:56,662
Izzy...
460
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,538
I'll take tea in my room.
461
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:08,173
What happened to his beard?
462
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:10,134
♪ ♪
463
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:29,319
♪ You're going to reap
just what you sow ♪
464
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:30,403
Darling.
465
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:36,160
♪ ♪
466
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:37,287
I'm home.
467
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:39,704
(cup rattling)
468
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:48,548
♪ You're going to reap
just what you sow ♪
469
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:59,142
♪ You're going to reap
just what you sow ♪
470
00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:10,528
♪ ♪
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