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Seven, six, five,
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four, three,
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two, one.
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seven, six, five,
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one.
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eight, seven,
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six, five,
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four, three,
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two, one.
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Forward progress.
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If you look
at the entire picture,
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you have to ask yourself,
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how does employee performance
affect the bottom line?
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And what I mean by that is,
is there a revenue loss
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when employees are out?
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For example,
when I was a manager,
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I used to try to spend some time
thinking about how I could
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boost employee performance.
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Well, if you like what you heard
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or you have any questions
or comments,
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uh, feel free to click the link
below to like or subscribe.
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Thank you for taking
the time to watch.
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"Ken barber's management tips."
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I am Ken barber.
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Uh, see you next time.
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See you next...
I-I'm Ken barber.
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See you next time. Hmm...
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There's too much "Ken barber."
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I just said it's
"Ken barber's management tips,"
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so obviously I'm Ken barber.
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Shit.
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So, let's say you're a dad
and your kids come to you
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when they're like, you know,
three or four years old,
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and they're curious
little people,
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they want to know about you,
so they ask about your life.
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They ask, like, what type
of problems you have.
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And my advice would be,
don't get too specific,
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'cause if you give them
too many details,
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there's gonna be a lot
of follow-up questions,
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and you do not want
to deal with that.
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But you dowant to make sure
that your kids know that it's
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okay to make mistakes,
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but not big mistakes,
and to not spend too much time
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making excuses or
explaining yourself, I guess.
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That's it for this edition.
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If you like what you heard
or you have any questions
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or comments,
click the link below.
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Thank you for taking
the time to watch.
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"Ken barber's
divorced dad tips."
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I will see you around.
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No, I don't think that
overgrown hedges
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are gonna take care
of themselves.
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It's like an overflowing
trash can in your alley.
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You look at it
and think to yourself,
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"when was the last time
this trash can got emptied?"
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When is the nexttime
it's gonna get emptied?
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When is trash day?
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Wait, what day is today?
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Is it, uh... is it Thursday?
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It's like... it's like we're
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living in stasis,
you know what I mean?
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And I guess, when we're in
that stasis, we get upended...
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Or we canget upended in the end.
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You can click the button below
to like or subscribe.
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This has been
"Ken barber's lawn life tips."
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Fuck.
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Ten, nine, eight,
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seven, six, five,
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four, three,
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two, one.
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five, four,
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three, two, one.
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eight, seven,
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six, five,
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four, three,
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two, one.
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Ten, nine,
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eight, seven,
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six, five,
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four, three,
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two, one.
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Forward progress.
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I don't have any real numbers,
and, uh...
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Come on, man,
let me hear those numbers.
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I don't know, maybe like
10 watches so far.
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Overall for all the videos,
or individual watches
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for just the last one?
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10 for the last one.
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You mean
"Ken barber's lawn guy"?
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"Lawn life."
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"Lawn life."
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Yeah, and like 28
for all of them together.
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For two days since
you posted them?
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That's not bad, is it?
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Oh, no, that's pretty shitty.
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Right, but you got the most
looks on the lawn one?
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I know... stupid.
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You're Ken barber,
and those are lawn guy...
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Lawn life.
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Lawn lifetips.
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Maybe since that one
was the most popular,
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make another one of those,
and maybe this time
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with more actual tips
about lawns and less thoughts
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about the crushing anguish
of human existence.
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Uh, yeah, maybe.
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Oh, and you know what else?
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Maybe don't post three
different videos all at once.
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Maybe just pick a tip topic
and stick with it.
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Yeah, just throw my shit
against the wall
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and see what sticks?
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It's not shit every time,
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but hey, what was up
with one of those,
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like, taxidermy birds
falling behind you?
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- What do you mean?
- On the "lawn guy" video.
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One of your weird, like,
stuffed bird things fell off
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the shelf right behind you.
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It did?
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Don't you watch your own videos?
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I mean, I, like,
skim through it.
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Well, watch it,
you'll see what I mean.
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You mean, like, right now?
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Yeah.
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Alright, alright, hold on.
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"When was the last time
this trash can got emptied?"
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When is the next time
it's gonna get emptied?
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When is trash day?
Wait, what day is today?
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Is it, uh... is it Thursday?
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Oh, damn.
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Things don't just fall
like that, man.
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Oh, wow, that's weird.
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Yeah, let me call
you later, alright?
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What is that?
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And finally,
on "Ken's lawn life tips,"
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an eagle-eyed viewer
brought to my attention
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that, when I shot my last video
a few days ago,
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that this little guy
fell off the shelf.
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Now, you may have noticed
that, uh, I like birds.
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Uh, I get it from my dad.
He preferred live birds.
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I prefer formerly live birds.
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Live birds are messy,
and they make a lot of noise.
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And if anybody ever tells you
that you eat like a bird,
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don't take that as a compliment.
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I don't know
how it fell off the shelf.
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Some folks have commented that
maybe my apartment is haunted
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and there's a ghost that wanted
to play with the birds.
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I don't know about all of that.
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Anyway, thank you so much
for tuning in
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to the second installment
of "Ken's lawn life tips."
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If you have not already,
please click below
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to like and/or subscribe,
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and I will see you all
next time.
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One of my viewers
told me about it.
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- Was it Terry?
- No.
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Wasn't Terry.
It was somebody else entirely.
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But yeah, all the comments
are saying it might be a ghost.
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You should find out if anybody
died in your apartment.
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- I'm not gonna do that.
- Oh, come on. Find out.
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- Why would I want to know that?
- Because ghosts!
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I could research it
for you, even.
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- No, thank you.
- You get creeped out too easily.
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Always have.
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- No, I don't.
- Mm-hmm.
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Except for your creepy birds.
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Hey, my birds are not creepy.
They are comforting.
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Did the building owner
say anything when you moved in?
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About people dying
in my apartment? No.
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Yeah, don't they have to
reveal stuff like that
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to you when you rent it?
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The building was built
in, like, 1905.
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Mm, so maybe somebody
croaked there like 100 years ago
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and the building owner
doesn't even know about it.
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Are there any weird bloodstains
on the floor?
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Or, like, tapping noises
in the walls?
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Or terrifying, blood-curdling
screams in the hallway?
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Yeah, well, I'm sorry
to disappoint you,
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but the only
weird screams are mine.
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- The kids are at Donna's?
- Mm-hmm.
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Hanging out with her girls.
Yeah.
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So, other than your new
apartment being haunted,
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is there anything going on
with you?
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I'm just doing my video stuff.
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Are you getting outside at all?
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Uh, I think I'm good here.
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It's not healthy,
holing up like that.
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Ken, especially in a new town
and a new place.
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I disagree.
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I think this is
a perfect opportunity for me
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to get to know
every inch of my apartment.
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Any job prospects?
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Nothing yet.
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'Cause you're applying, right?
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I'm working on it.
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You do realize that posting
homemade self-help videos
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isn't really working on it.
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Seriously, it could
augment things.
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If I get enough views,
I can make some real cash.
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Can.
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Excuse me if I don't have two
incomes coming in like you.
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You don't have one income
coming in, and wait.
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Are... are you blaming me
and Isaac for having jobs?
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No, no.
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I'm happy for you, and I'm glad
you all are doing well,
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but you know
I got downsized, okay?
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It's just about moving forward.
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Hey, will you call
the girls tomorrow?
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They would really love that.
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Maybe in the morning?
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- Okay.
- Good.
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- Well, I should go.
- Yeah.
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Take care of yourself, okay?
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Forward progress.
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Yep. Forward progress.
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Bye.
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Forward progress.
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Okay.
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Built in 1905.
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Death.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Roberta wellwood.
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Cause of death...
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Oh, fuck. God damn it.
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Okay, so, thirdly,
there's been a lot of talk
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about the weirdness
with the bird falling,
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and some people think
that it might be a ghost.
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Well, at the suggestion
of one of my viewers,
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I did some research to find out
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if anybody died
in this apartment,
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and I found an article
from 1915.
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Turns out
that a young woman died
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when she fell out of the window
after attacking her
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father with an axe.
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He survived. She didn't.
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Her name is Roberta...
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Was Roberta.
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Roberta wellwood. She was 19.
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Hello?
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Hello!
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Hello!
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Hello?
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Who is it?!
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You... I don't know
how you got in here,
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but you're not
supposed to be in here!
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Yo, get away from my door
before I call the police!
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Aah!
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eight, seven,
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six, five,
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four, three, two.
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eight, seven,
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two, one.
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Forward progress.
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You know what?
262
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:49,989
Maybe you should turn
your whole video channel
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into a ghost thing.
264
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:52,992
You think?
265
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,602
Have you ever watched
those ghost-video
266
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:55,951
compilation channels?
267
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,301
No.
268
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,929
So, these people
that run these channels,
269
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:01,174
they get like millions
of hits per video.
270
00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:05,091
There's this one I saw.
It's called, um...
271
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It's called "dark corners."
272
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,921
They got two million hits
on a video in a day.
273
00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:10,270
Damn.
274
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,837
What if...
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What if you got your video
on one of those channels
276
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:17,103
and it linked back to your page?
277
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:18,844
That's a thought.
278
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,150
Then you could start
pulling in that ad revenue.
279
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,240
Right, 'cause this
just be a side thing.
280
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,763
I say go for it.
281
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:27,244
Send dark corners
your little ghost video,
282
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,203
you get to compile this and take
all the videos that you have,
283
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:32,771
complete a set, and you win.
284
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:34,425
You win.
285
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,427
I started poking around
on the Internet, right?
286
00:21:36,469 --> 00:21:38,777
On how you could get
your little ghost girl
287
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:41,258
or whatever it is to come out
and show herself.
288
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:45,262
And I came across this thing
called a spirit jar.
289
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,265
- Okay. What's a spirit jar?
- Can you hear yourself?
290
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,050
A spirit jar is a jar
with tape around it
291
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,399
or some other material,
292
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:54,488
and you draw, like,
symbols on it,
293
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:57,665
and it helps you
to capture your ghost.
294
00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,493
You think I should capture it?
295
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,539
Capture it,
draw it from the ether.
296
00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:04,281
I'm not a seance master.
Don't worry about that.
297
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,631
I'll send you the link.
You figure it out.
298
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:08,937
Oh, before I forget,
Rachel wanted me to ask you
299
00:22:08,979 --> 00:22:10,461
how Kylie's doing
in middle school.
300
00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,854
Okay, tell your wife
that Kylie is doing fine,
301
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,639
I think.
302
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:17,119
Didn't you just talk
to the girls the other morning?
303
00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:19,470
I-I didn't get a chance to call.
304
00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:21,515
You got to call your kids.
305
00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:25,302
I don't need you to remind me
to call my kids.
306
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,391
Sounds like you do.
307
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:30,132
Okay, maybe I do.
308
00:22:30,174 --> 00:22:31,917
Whatever. Never mind that now.
309
00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:34,093
I'm grabbing another beer.
310
00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:38,358
You know what? I think I will
grab myself a beer, too.
311
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,099
You got beers?
312
00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:43,189
Just the six.
313
00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,539
All right, man, whatever.
Meet back here?
314
00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:47,235
Yep, yep.
315
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:18,877
What the fuck?
316
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,705
You getting outside at all?
317
00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:23,011
H-Hey, man,
I-I got to call you back.
318
00:23:26,317 --> 00:23:28,190
What the shit is this?
319
00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:43,162
I-I was just now
talking to my buddy,
320
00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:45,207
and I-I got up to get a drink.
321
00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:48,123
I-I came back into my office,
and... and then, uh...
322
00:23:51,734 --> 00:23:54,086
That was my... that was my
front door.
323
00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:55,870
I definitely lock my front door.
324
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:58,395
I al... I always lock
my front door.
325
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,093
I'm very particular about that.
326
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,624
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
327
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:13,192
No.
328
00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:17,283
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
329
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:20,460
six, five, four,
330
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:23,637
three, two, one.
331
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:39,869
Oh, Ken.
332
00:24:43,003 --> 00:24:45,311
And finally, just to reiterate,
333
00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:48,140
this has not been some
sort of elaborate hoax,
334
00:24:48,182 --> 00:24:50,055
as some people have said,
335
00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:52,797
quite frankly, I would not
characterize anything in my life
336
00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:54,320
as elaborate right now.
337
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:57,018
There are only two apartments
in this building.
338
00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,716
No one else lives
in the other one.
339
00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:03,198
No one else has a key.
340
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,853
Thank you to all the new
subscribers.
341
00:25:05,895 --> 00:25:07,986
Please keep telling
your friends,
342
00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:11,206
and thank you for watching
"Ken's lawn life tips."
343
00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:23,392
Ten, nine,
344
00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:26,744
eight, seven,
345
00:25:26,786 --> 00:25:30,617
six, five,
346
00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:33,968
four, three,
347
00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:36,970
two, one.
348
00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:40,540
Forward progress.
349
00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:23,365
I present to you the spirit jar.
350
00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:25,019
That looks damn good.
351
00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:27,587
Thank you, sir.
Thank you very much.
352
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,763
You got those symbols
off the link I sent?
353
00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:32,244
Uh, yeah, what you sent me,
and then I had a...
354
00:26:32,286 --> 00:26:34,070
Uh, hold on, hold on.
I'll show you.
355
00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,036
I got it.
356
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:47,825
This book...
"Ghosts and their personas."
357
00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:50,392
Holy shit. Where'd you get that?
358
00:26:50,434 --> 00:26:52,438
I got off the Internet,
where I get everything.
359
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:56,311
So, what? It's all about ghosts
and their personas?
360
00:26:56,353 --> 00:27:00,054
It is, in fact, about ghosts
as well as their personas.
361
00:27:00,096 --> 00:27:01,578
Who wrote it?
362
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,363
A gentleman named
Colin albertson.
363
00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:06,147
Colin albertson?
364
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:11,196
So, which
symbols are the ones from that?
365
00:27:11,238 --> 00:27:13,328
Uh, this one, and I think these.
366
00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:16,462
Oh, you did a total
spirit-jar mish-mash.
367
00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:18,116
To the mish-mash.
368
00:27:18,158 --> 00:27:19,857
Ha-ha!
369
00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:23,687
Should we give it a test run?
370
00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,079
Like, right now?
371
00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:27,212
- Yeah.
- Okay, yeah.
372
00:27:27,254 --> 00:27:29,562
Spirit jar test run. Do it up.
373
00:27:29,604 --> 00:27:32,913
I should tell you that I am, uh,
374
00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,523
more than a little bit
frightened.
375
00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:37,744
- Oh, I'm totally terrified.
- Okay.
376
00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:40,399
- So, what's first?
- Uh, read from this thing.
377
00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:42,662
So read that thing.
378
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,969
The first part...
379
00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:50,539
Is, "contra absecro hoc spiritum
380
00:27:50,581 --> 00:27:54,892
justa ad vicinitum voluntatum."
381
00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:57,590
And the second part is, uh,
382
00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:02,900
"malice omnus ad me vinite."
383
00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:05,293
Okay, creepy Latin.
384
00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:07,078
What does it mean?
385
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:10,734
The first part translates to,
"I pray that the spirit
386
00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:13,606
of the just
against the wishes of mayhem."
387
00:28:13,648 --> 00:28:15,042
Cool.
388
00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:17,741
And the second part...
389
00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:20,657
"Come to me all the bad."
390
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,660
Okay, now what?
391
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:27,359
- Now hold up the jar.
- Then hold it up.
392
00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:30,362
- Holding it up.
- Now do you open it?
393
00:28:30,404 --> 00:28:34,147
I open it, but I don't know
what happens next.
394
00:28:47,334 --> 00:28:50,121
Aaaah!
395
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:53,211
Hey. Ken!
396
00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:54,647
Ken!
397
00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:55,909
Hey.
398
00:28:55,951 --> 00:28:57,563
The fuck happened?
399
00:28:57,605 --> 00:29:00,000
Ken, can you hear me?
400
00:29:00,042 --> 00:29:01,391
Ken!
401
00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:08,443
Hey, Ken, can you hear me?
402
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:16,016
Hey, the hell was that?
403
00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:18,627
What was what?
404
00:29:18,669 --> 00:29:21,413
- What happened to you?
- I fell out of my chair.
405
00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:25,199
Yeah, plus the door and
the lights and the screaming.
406
00:29:25,241 --> 00:29:27,419
What door and light
and screaming?
407
00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:30,030
Everything that happened
just now.
408
00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:31,770
I don't know what
you're talking about.
409
00:29:34,163 --> 00:29:36,907
Hey, man, I got to go.
I think I'm about to barf.
410
00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:40,084
Oh, yeah. Me, too.
411
00:29:40,126 --> 00:29:41,520
Oh.
412
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,344
Wow.
413
00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:08,563
I mean, that whole thing
sounds really weird.
414
00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,087
Oh, it was, Kelsey.
415
00:31:10,129 --> 00:31:11,828
But you didn't record it?
416
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,525
It was just a test run.
417
00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:16,354
But you didn't see any of what
Terry said happened.
418
00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:18,399
I just remember
falling out of my chair.
419
00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:20,184
So you were sitting in the chair
420
00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:21,551
and then you fell
out of the chair,
421
00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,143
but then then nothing
after that?
422
00:31:23,185 --> 00:31:25,406
And you haven't experienced
anything since then?
423
00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:27,278
Yeah, I don't remember
experiencing
424
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,062
what he said happened
in the first place.
425
00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,238
Except falling out
of your chair.
426
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,850
Wait, how did
the spirit jar get closed?
427
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,590
Who told you the spirit jar
was closed?
428
00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:38,071
- Terry e-mailed me.
- He did?
429
00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:41,640
Yeah. You should, for sure,
keep investigating.
430
00:31:41,682 --> 00:31:43,424
Yeah, I-I don't... I don't know.
431
00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:46,166
- Oh, come on, man. It's so cool.
- It is kind of cool.
432
00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:48,516
Yeah. We want more ghost videos!
433
00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:49,778
Why?
434
00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:52,042
Okay. Oh...
435
00:31:52,084 --> 00:31:54,479
Full disclosure,
we have both kind of
436
00:31:54,521 --> 00:31:56,785
gotten into ghost videos lately.
437
00:31:56,827 --> 00:31:59,310
Seriously, that's what
you're into now?
438
00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:01,573
- Yeah.
- Ghost videos are thebest.
439
00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:04,097
We watch this
ghost-video compilation thing.
440
00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:06,143
We're especially into
that guy dark corners.
441
00:32:06,185 --> 00:32:07,814
His compilations
are the fucking creepiest.
442
00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:09,320
"Did you catch it?"
443
00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:12,018
"And now for something
truly terrifying."
444
00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:15,543
Last night, we binge-watched
like 30 of his posts.
445
00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:18,720
It made me have the most
horrifying nightmares.
446
00:32:18,762 --> 00:32:20,200
It was great.
447
00:32:20,242 --> 00:32:22,768
You have to send a link
to dark corners.
448
00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:25,553
Yeah, not really
anything to send, so...
449
00:32:25,595 --> 00:32:27,729
Oh, so all the more reason
to keep making videos.
450
00:32:27,771 --> 00:32:29,079
Yeah, I...
451
00:32:29,121 --> 00:32:30,863
Send, send, send!
452
00:32:30,905 --> 00:32:33,429
More, more, more!
453
00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:38,262
Uh, anyway, I'm gonna
go watch TV.
454
00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:40,133
Talk to you later, Ken.
455
00:32:40,175 --> 00:32:42,092
Yeah. Catch you later, Isaac.
456
00:32:42,134 --> 00:32:47,097
Oh, and, uh, good luck with
the continued job hunt.
457
00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:48,836
Thanks, man.
458
00:32:57,801 --> 00:32:59,805
What?
459
00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:02,460
I just forgot
how excitable he can be.
460
00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:03,894
Mm.
461
00:33:05,679 --> 00:33:10,076
You know, you could
have this, too.
462
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:11,773
A new relationship?
463
00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,819
A good relationship.
464
00:33:13,861 --> 00:33:15,952
Yeah, good relationships
are hard.
465
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:19,825
Yeah, he said to his ex-wife.
466
00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:24,395
But, uh, otherwise you're okay?
467
00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:26,005
Otherwise?
468
00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:28,355
No, I-I didn't mean
to imply you're not okay.
469
00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,705
I just, you know.
470
00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:33,360
Same concerns I've had...
Unemployment,
471
00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:37,147
new town, new job, isolation.
472
00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:40,498
And now, uh,
falling out of a chair.
473
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:42,935
Uh...
474
00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:46,069
I haven't been
sleeping well lately.
475
00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,854
Well, what's waking you up?
476
00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:50,595
I don't know. I...
477
00:33:50,637 --> 00:33:53,422
I go to sleep fine,
and then I-I just wake up.
478
00:33:57,905 --> 00:34:01,301
Will you please keep
making more ghost videos?
479
00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:03,303
- Oh, sure, fine.
- Yay!
480
00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:05,740
Yay! Yay!
481
00:34:05,782 --> 00:34:07,523
Did you catch it?
482
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,486
Just please promise
not to show the girls.
483
00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:13,922
Oh, my god, no.
484
00:34:13,964 --> 00:34:15,533
They would never come visit you
485
00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:17,361
if they thought
your apartment was haunted.
486
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:19,624
When do you think
that might happen anyway?
487
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:22,670
Oh, a visit? Uh, soon.
488
00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:24,672
When soon?
489
00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:26,413
Uh, real soon.
490
00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:29,068
Okay. Well, we should go.
491
00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:32,289
Hey, maybe give the girls
a call Saturday morning?
492
00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:34,465
- Yeah, for sure.
- All right.
493
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:36,032
Take care, okay?
494
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:39,426
Alright, bye.
495
00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:44,997
It's time for the
"dark corners" clip of the week.
496
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,955
Ghost blogger Catherine ohau
497
00:34:46,997 --> 00:34:49,654
sent us this clip from her
channel, "haunted ohau,"
498
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:53,223
where she investigates haunted
and abandoned buildings.
499
00:34:53,265 --> 00:34:55,268
In this
particular investigation,
500
00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:58,706
Catherine was searching the
long-empty St. ambrose school
501
00:34:58,748 --> 00:35:00,186
in Winston, New York,
502
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:02,754
and as she moved down
the first-floor hallway,
503
00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,800
she noticed a few bits of
discarded clothes on the floor
504
00:35:05,842 --> 00:35:08,542
and a number of
overturned desks.
505
00:35:08,584 --> 00:35:10,240
With her camera, though,
506
00:35:10,282 --> 00:35:13,807
she caught something
truly terrifying.
507
00:35:18,899 --> 00:35:20,640
Did you catch it?
508
00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:29,389
Uh, I have your book,
"ghost and their personas."
509
00:35:29,431 --> 00:35:30,782
Wonderful.
510
00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:33,219
So, do you have
your spirit jar handy?
511
00:35:33,261 --> 00:35:34,786
Uh, yeah, it's right here.
512
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:37,267
Can you hold it up
so that I can see it?
513
00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:38,616
Mm-hmm.
514
00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:41,923
Move it a little closer.
515
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:45,013
Spin it around.
516
00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:46,972
Okay. Yes.
517
00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:48,582
Thank you.
518
00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:51,629
Can you tell me what offerings
you've included
519
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:53,283
with your spirit jar?
520
00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:56,024
Any coins or herbs?
521
00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:58,201
Maybe some hair?
522
00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:00,028
I-I was supposed to
put hair in I?
523
00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:02,335
Or coins or herbs.
524
00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:04,685
No, I didn't put anything in it.
525
00:36:04,727 --> 00:36:07,949
Oh, I see. All right.
526
00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:11,431
Uh, and then the symbols that
are written on the spirit jar...
527
00:36:11,473 --> 00:36:13,129
Where did they come from?
528
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,609
Uh, from a list
that a viewer sent me.
529
00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:17,655
And then the rest
of the symbols...
530
00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:19,222
Those are from my book?
531
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:20,614
Yeah. From your book, yeah.
532
00:36:20,656 --> 00:36:22,877
Well, based on examining
your spirit jar
533
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:26,142
and now hearing that you hadn't
included any offerings,
534
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,013
along with a mish-mash
of symbols,
535
00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:32,670
I'm inclined to believe
that your jar is empty.
536
00:36:32,712 --> 00:36:35,976
And since it's empty,
you may now open the jar.
537
00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:41,461
Are you frightened
to open the jar?
538
00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:44,290
Yeah, if... if i'm
being honest, I am.
539
00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:46,945
Well, if it helps,
I'll say once more,
540
00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:48,555
there is currently nothing
541
00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:51,948
trapped inside
your homemade spirit jar.
542
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:57,129
If there is,
what should I be prepared for?
543
00:36:57,171 --> 00:36:58,478
Nothing, Ken.
544
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,959
Ghosts... they're like smoke.
545
00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:03,135
They can't do anything to you.
546
00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:06,486
They have no true physical form,
no real power.
547
00:37:06,528 --> 00:37:11,317
Ghosts are like a thin veil
drawn across our reality.
548
00:37:11,359 --> 00:37:13,232
Right.
549
00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:17,497
So even if there were a ghost
in your jar, which there isn't,
550
00:37:17,539 --> 00:37:21,371
it couldn't
do a damn thing to you.
551
00:37:21,413 --> 00:37:23,024
Open the jar.
552
00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:24,764
Okay.
553
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,467
Empty?
554
00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:31,858
Yeah.
555
00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:38,214
Was there anything else
you needed?
556
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,912
Uh, no, I guess not.
557
00:37:40,954 --> 00:37:44,002
Good luck making
your spooky videos.
558
00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:46,742
I look forward
to watching the next one.
559
00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:03,732
What the fuck?
560
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:37,202
Ten, nine, eight,
561
00:39:37,244 --> 00:39:39,726
seven, six,
562
00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:42,033
five, four,
563
00:39:42,075 --> 00:39:46,080
three, two, one.
564
00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:49,997
Ten, nine, eight...
565
00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:53,784
Seven, six,
566
00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:57,570
five, four,
567
00:39:57,612 --> 00:40:03,010
three, two, one.
568
00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:17,721
Ten, nine,
569
00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:20,941
eight, seven,
570
00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:24,075
six, five,
571
00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:27,644
four, three,
572
00:40:27,686 --> 00:40:30,777
two, one.
573
00:43:07,497 --> 00:43:09,108
Come on.
574
00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:14,158
Roberta, Roberta, Roberta.
575
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,942
Please let me out.
Please, please, please.
576
00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:22,904
Ah, ah, oh.
577
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:27,693
Are you in your closet?
578
00:43:27,735 --> 00:43:29,521
- Are you bleeding?
- Something happened.
579
00:43:29,563 --> 00:43:31,044
Like, ghost-wise?
580
00:43:31,086 --> 00:43:33,569
I don't think that
it's just Roberta here.
581
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,440
I think there's something else.
582
00:43:35,482 --> 00:43:38,486
- Something... something worse.
- Worse how?
583
00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:41,011
Like, dangerous?
584
00:43:41,053 --> 00:43:43,142
Can we just talk in private?
585
00:43:44,926 --> 00:43:46,885
Well, be careful, Ken.
586
00:43:51,716 --> 00:43:53,806
Okay, what exactly
happened to you?
587
00:43:53,848 --> 00:43:55,286
Something tried
to fucking kill me!
588
00:43:55,328 --> 00:43:57,593
Oh, my god. Oh, my...
589
00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,420
Honey, you need
to go to the hospital.
590
00:43:59,462 --> 00:44:01,727
No, it's fine, it's fine.
I'll be fine. It's fine.
591
00:44:01,769 --> 00:44:05,296
It's fine? What, are you
drunk or something?
592
00:44:05,338 --> 00:44:07,820
Oh, my god. You are.
593
00:44:07,862 --> 00:44:09,735
You're drunk.
594
00:44:09,777 --> 00:44:11,519
It's okay, Kelsey. It's fine.
595
00:44:11,561 --> 00:44:15,436
Well, when did you
start drinking again?
596
00:44:15,478 --> 00:44:18,962
I had a beer with Terry
like a couple weeks ago.
597
00:44:19,004 --> 00:44:20,485
So with Terry.
598
00:44:20,527 --> 00:44:22,400
That's not the point. It's fine.
599
00:44:22,442 --> 00:44:25,969
Okay, okay.
But it doesn't help you.
600
00:44:26,011 --> 00:44:27,971
And tonight,
you were drinking alone.
601
00:44:28,013 --> 00:44:29,363
People do that, Kelsey.
602
00:44:29,405 --> 00:44:31,757
To the point that
they need stitches?
603
00:44:31,799 --> 00:44:33,324
I didn't do this to myself.
604
00:44:33,366 --> 00:44:36,109
Is it possible that
whatever happened tonight,
605
00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:38,068
that you imagined it?
606
00:44:38,110 --> 00:44:41,375
I didn't hallucinate,
and I'm not fucking drunk.
607
00:44:41,417 --> 00:44:43,289
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have called.
608
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:48,992
God damn it.
609
00:44:49,034 --> 00:44:51,908
Damn it.
610
00:44:51,950 --> 00:44:53,431
Terry. Wake up, Terry.
611
00:44:53,473 --> 00:44:55,433
- Terry, wake up.
- What?
612
00:44:55,475 --> 00:44:57,435
We... we shouldn't have
did what we did.
613
00:44:57,477 --> 00:44:59,002
Mm-hmm. What's that?
614
00:44:59,044 --> 00:45:01,134
We shouldn't have messed
with the spirit jar.
615
00:45:01,176 --> 00:45:02,701
Okay.
616
00:45:02,743 --> 00:45:04,747
I-I was in my room.
617
00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:07,488
- Terry, wake up.
- Hmm?
618
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:10,491
There was, um...
619
00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:13,930
- Terry.
- It's great talking to you.
620
00:45:13,972 --> 00:45:15,627
Bye.
621
00:45:15,669 --> 00:45:17,542
Terry, wake up.
622
00:45:17,584 --> 00:45:18,891
Fuck.
623
00:46:17,426 --> 00:46:20,213
- It's complete bullshit.
- Total bullshit.
624
00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:21,693
I saw what I saw.
625
00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:23,739
I know.
626
00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:25,349
You even said you saw it before,
627
00:46:25,391 --> 00:46:27,046
when we did the spirit jar.
628
00:46:27,088 --> 00:46:30,006
I didn't really seeanything.
629
00:46:30,048 --> 00:46:32,138
I mostly just... I heard stuff,
630
00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:34,140
and then there was the light
and the door
631
00:46:34,182 --> 00:46:36,839
and then you fell off
your chair, but...
632
00:46:36,881 --> 00:46:38,841
I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I totally agree.
633
00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:40,581
What's going on isbullshit.
634
00:46:40,623 --> 00:46:43,454
People are leaving comments
saying it's all just a big hoax,
635
00:46:43,496 --> 00:46:45,021
that I made it all up.
636
00:46:45,063 --> 00:46:48,546
I don't know. Maybe just
shut down the comments?
637
00:46:48,588 --> 00:46:51,462
Yeah, but then it looks like
I'm hiding something, right?
638
00:46:51,504 --> 00:46:53,159
And also, why would
anybody do this?
639
00:46:53,201 --> 00:46:56,597
Why would I put myself
through all of this?
640
00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:58,295
Some people would.
641
00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:00,427
What people?
642
00:47:00,469 --> 00:47:02,952
People who like attention.
643
00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:05,215
You think I want
this type of attention?
644
00:47:05,257 --> 00:47:06,869
I don't mean you.
645
00:47:06,911 --> 00:47:09,654
I mean, that's why
other people would do it.
646
00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:13,353
- My videos aren't fake.
- I didn't say they were fake.
647
00:47:13,395 --> 00:47:15,486
This is really happening.
648
00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:17,705
Look, I know it is.
649
00:47:17,747 --> 00:47:19,185
What did Kelsey say?
650
00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:21,144
I haven't talked to her
in a couple of days.
651
00:47:21,186 --> 00:47:23,624
Maybe give her a shout.
652
00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:26,410
- She told me you e-mailed her.
- She told you that?
653
00:47:26,452 --> 00:47:28,064
Yeah.
654
00:47:28,106 --> 00:47:29,413
Oh, right.
655
00:47:29,455 --> 00:47:31,502
Yeah, I think
I was just telling her
656
00:47:31,544 --> 00:47:33,678
about what happened
with the spirit jar.
657
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:36,550
Why'd you think she needed
to know I fell out of my chair?
658
00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:39,423
'Cause she was the one who
told you to do some research.
659
00:47:39,465 --> 00:47:43,514
Who told you she was the one
to tell me to do research?
660
00:47:43,556 --> 00:47:45,690
You did.
661
00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:47,518
No, I didn't.
662
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,214
I think you did.
663
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,479
I would really appreciate it
664
00:47:52,521 --> 00:47:54,742
if the two of you
did not conspire against me.
665
00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:57,876
We're not.
666
00:47:57,918 --> 00:47:59,660
Did you tell her I was drinking?
667
00:47:59,702 --> 00:48:01,706
Hell no.
668
00:48:01,748 --> 00:48:04,359
Do you have a problem
with me drinking, Terry?
669
00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:10,280
I guess I'm just worried
about your state of mind, man.
670
00:48:10,322 --> 00:48:12,195
I'm not a drunk!
671
00:48:12,237 --> 00:48:15,198
But nearly two years ago,
you didhave a nervous breakdown
672
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:17,896
which led to you
drinking way too much,
673
00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:22,640
which led to you losing both
your job and your family, right?
674
00:48:22,682 --> 00:48:26,818
What's happening right now
with me in this apartment
675
00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:29,168
has nothing to do with that.
676
00:48:29,210 --> 00:48:31,493
Okay, and why did you have to
move so far away from your kids
677
00:48:31,517 --> 00:48:33,738
anyhow... and from me,
for that matter?
678
00:48:33,780 --> 00:48:35,696
What are you trying
to escape... reality?
679
00:48:35,738 --> 00:48:38,003
I needed a fresh start.
680
00:48:38,045 --> 00:48:41,702
This shit is your fresh start.
681
00:48:41,744 --> 00:48:45,054
You know what, if you think
I'm such a fuck-up, just say so.
682
00:48:45,096 --> 00:48:47,708
I don't think you're a fuck-up.
683
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:50,929
You're bad friend, Terry.
You're a fucking enabler.
684
00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:54,106
If I'm an enabler,
then you're fucking indulger.
685
00:48:54,148 --> 00:48:55,455
If I'm an indulger,
686
00:48:55,497 --> 00:48:57,675
why would I make up
a fake haunting
687
00:48:57,717 --> 00:48:59,895
just to ruin a life
that I don't want?
688
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,374
You know what?
689
00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:03,072
You wanted to do
this ghost-video stuff
690
00:49:03,114 --> 00:49:04,830
so you could make money
so you wouldn't have to go
691
00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:07,293
get a real job
out in the real world.
692
00:49:07,335 --> 00:49:09,469
Terry...
693
00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:11,905
You've known me
since grade school.
694
00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:18,478
Everything that is going on
with me is not like before.
695
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:22,613
It's really happening.
None of it is fake.
696
00:49:22,655 --> 00:49:25,007
Fine.
697
00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:28,227
- You believe me?
- Never said I didn't.
698
00:49:28,269 --> 00:49:31,448
And hey, I didn't tell Kelsey
about us having a few beers,
699
00:49:31,490 --> 00:49:34,103
and I don't care if you want
to hide from the world.
700
00:49:34,145 --> 00:49:35,842
Maybe we should all be hiding.
701
00:49:38,279 --> 00:49:40,152
You good?
702
00:49:40,194 --> 00:49:41,849
Yeah. Maybe.
703
00:50:10,964 --> 00:50:14,795
I suppose what I'm saying is,
the last time we spoke,
704
00:50:14,837 --> 00:50:18,625
when I examined your spirit jar
and said that it was empty?
705
00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:20,149
Wait, it's not?
706
00:50:20,191 --> 00:50:23,761
No, the jar was empty,
707
00:50:23,803 --> 00:50:27,678
but I took the Liberty
of doing some research
708
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,462
on your Roberta wellwood,
709
00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:32,465
which in turn led me
to some medical reports
710
00:50:32,507 --> 00:50:34,337
that date back
to about five years
711
00:50:34,379 --> 00:50:37,035
after the young woman's
tragic fall.
712
00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:41,126
These reports that I found
involve Roberta's mother,
713
00:50:41,168 --> 00:50:42,649
Yvonne wellwood,
714
00:50:42,691 --> 00:50:45,652
whereas she confessed that,
in a fit of rage,
715
00:50:45,694 --> 00:50:47,915
she pushed Roberta
out the window
716
00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:51,397
after the failed axe attack
on the father.
717
00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:53,312
Holy shit.
718
00:50:53,354 --> 00:50:55,967
Holy shit, indeed.
719
00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:59,144
These reports go on
to reveal that,
720
00:50:59,186 --> 00:51:02,365
not soon after Yvonne's
confession of murder,
721
00:51:02,407 --> 00:51:05,585
she committed suicide.
722
00:51:05,627 --> 00:51:08,371
She committed suicide
in this apartment?
723
00:51:08,413 --> 00:51:10,634
No, not there,
724
00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:14,333
but in a psychiatric facility
where she was being kept.
725
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,074
Now, my theory is that
726
00:51:16,116 --> 00:51:19,773
when you attempted to use
your homemade spirit jar,
727
00:51:19,815 --> 00:51:23,603
you inadvertently harvested
her deranged soul.
728
00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:26,171
Whoa, whoa.
I harvested her soul?
729
00:51:26,213 --> 00:51:27,607
Yes.
730
00:51:27,649 --> 00:51:29,479
And it took a while
for Yvonne wellwood
731
00:51:29,521 --> 00:51:31,872
to reincorporate
from the astral plane
732
00:51:31,914 --> 00:51:33,613
back into your apartment.
733
00:51:33,655 --> 00:51:37,182
So that's why she didn't
immediately present herself.
734
00:51:37,224 --> 00:51:40,838
But once she did,
Yvonne began to wreak havoc
735
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,015
in the hopes of capturing
Roberta's spirit
736
00:51:44,057 --> 00:51:47,410
so that she could replay
her daughter's murder
737
00:51:47,452 --> 00:51:50,021
again and again.
738
00:51:50,063 --> 00:51:51,892
Why would...
Why would she do that?
739
00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:53,285
It's called a ghost loop.
740
00:51:53,327 --> 00:51:55,679
It happens when restless spirits
741
00:51:55,721 --> 00:52:00,031
are fated to repeat
their tragic circumstances.
742
00:52:00,073 --> 00:52:01,467
Okay. Okay.
743
00:52:01,509 --> 00:52:03,556
Um, you said you had good news?
744
00:52:03,598 --> 00:52:07,473
The good news is, I think
I may have a way I can help you.
745
00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:11,869
I'm going to priority mail you
my very own personal spirit jar,
746
00:52:11,911 --> 00:52:14,219
complete with
the correct markings,
747
00:52:14,261 --> 00:52:16,613
which should, a, capture
748
00:52:16,655 --> 00:52:20,138
and hold the demented spirit
of Yvonne wellwood
749
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:25,187
and, b, release the confined
spirit of poor Roberta wellwood
750
00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:27,754
so that she may then
enter the light.
751
00:52:27,796 --> 00:52:30,192
Your spirit jar
could do all of that?
752
00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:32,324
Yes, it could.
753
00:52:32,366 --> 00:52:33,717
Yes.
754
00:52:33,759 --> 00:52:36,067
You do want
to help Roberta, yes?
755
00:52:36,109 --> 00:52:37,634
Of course, yes.
756
00:52:37,676 --> 00:52:40,898
But first, before I set
our plan in motion,
757
00:52:40,940 --> 00:52:42,639
I'm wondering
if you could show me
758
00:52:42,681 --> 00:52:44,858
the ribbon
you e-mailed me about.
759
00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:46,991
I'd like to examine it.
760
00:52:47,033 --> 00:52:49,383
Okay, okay, I'll get it.
Hold on.
761
00:52:58,523 --> 00:53:02,441
With these gifts,
Mark this place.
762
00:53:02,483 --> 00:53:06,184
With this root,
I stain this flame.
763
00:53:06,226 --> 00:53:10,101
In this room,
with threefold law,
764
00:53:10,143 --> 00:53:12,364
and with these seeds,
begin to draw.
765
00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:16,020
With these words,
the tree now bends.
766
00:53:16,062 --> 00:53:18,283
Ad ligundum eos perito,
767
00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:21,591
eos corum nostrus vende.
768
00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,082
Okay, I got it.
769
00:53:38,432 --> 00:53:40,697
Hey. Uh, what was that noise?
770
00:53:40,739 --> 00:53:43,787
I accidentally
stepped on my cat.
771
00:53:43,829 --> 00:53:46,181
Is your cat okay?
772
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:49,532
Probably. Is that the ribbon?
773
00:53:49,574 --> 00:53:51,315
Oh, yeah, this is it.
774
00:53:53,012 --> 00:53:55,277
Ah.
775
00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:57,234
Very interesting. Thank you.
776
00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:01,935
So, Ken, do nothing
777
00:54:01,977 --> 00:54:05,243
until you receive
my spirit jar in the mail.
778
00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:08,464
Don't contact any spirits
or record anything.
779
00:54:08,506 --> 00:54:09,813
Understand?
780
00:54:09,855 --> 00:54:11,858
I won't, I promise.
781
00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:13,643
Do know that I believe you,
782
00:54:13,685 --> 00:54:17,734
in regards to all
that you've shared.
783
00:54:17,776 --> 00:54:21,041
And listen, Ken.
784
00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:23,392
I know we don't
know each other well,
785
00:54:23,434 --> 00:54:28,092
but I do know that you
live alone, as do I.
786
00:54:28,134 --> 00:54:32,662
So I, too, understand the strain
that life gives us,
787
00:54:32,704 --> 00:54:36,187
especially when things
seem out of our control.
788
00:54:36,229 --> 00:54:40,235
But if I could, I'd like
to give you some advice.
789
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:42,193
Put your world in order.
790
00:54:42,235 --> 00:54:45,675
Forget all the problems
that are outside of yourself
791
00:54:45,717 --> 00:54:49,679
until everything is less,
well, diagonal.
792
00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:53,291
Once you've tackled
your assumed uncertainness,
793
00:54:53,333 --> 00:54:57,687
your self-loathing,
your inability to move forward,
794
00:54:57,729 --> 00:55:03,083
then and only then can you begin
to manage your external issues.
795
00:55:03,125 --> 00:55:04,607
Understand?
796
00:55:04,649 --> 00:55:06,261
I-I think so.
797
00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:09,612
I'm saying, help yourself,
798
00:55:09,654 --> 00:55:12,484
then help Roberta,
then help everyone else.
799
00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:17,359
I promise we'll fix this, Ken.
800
00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,926
- Together.
- Oh, yes.
801
00:55:35,723 --> 00:55:37,988
But anyway, more about
your amazing news.
802
00:55:38,030 --> 00:55:39,642
Yeah. Right.
When's it happening?
803
00:55:39,684 --> 00:55:41,426
I just got
the e-mail this morning.
804
00:55:41,468 --> 00:55:44,473
- When'd you send the clip in?
- That's just it. I didn't.
805
00:55:44,515 --> 00:55:46,388
So how did he hear about it?
806
00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:47,668
He must have found it
on his own,
807
00:55:47,692 --> 00:55:49,260
or one of my viewers
submitted it.
808
00:55:49,302 --> 00:55:51,654
He said he's got to check out
a few things first
809
00:55:51,696 --> 00:55:54,091
but that he really
dug the videos.
810
00:55:54,133 --> 00:55:56,049
Dug how?
811
00:55:56,091 --> 00:55:59,009
His words...
They are undeniable proof.
812
00:55:59,051 --> 00:56:02,882
- Wow!
- That is so damn cool.
813
00:56:02,924 --> 00:56:05,450
Uh, now I got a little bit
of ad revenue coming in,
814
00:56:05,492 --> 00:56:08,061
and you will both appreciate
that next week,
815
00:56:08,103 --> 00:56:10,063
I have two job interviews.
816
00:56:10,105 --> 00:56:11,543
Hot damn!
817
00:56:11,585 --> 00:56:13,415
Everything's coming up
Ken barber.
818
00:56:13,457 --> 00:56:14,894
Yeah.
819
00:56:14,936 --> 00:56:17,201
Uh, Kelsey, thanks a lot
for making time today
820
00:56:17,243 --> 00:56:18,811
so I could talk to the girls.
821
00:56:18,853 --> 00:56:20,770
- I appreciate it.
- Oh, yeah, of course.
822
00:56:20,812 --> 00:56:23,599
They honestly... they can't
wait to come see you next month.
823
00:56:23,641 --> 00:56:25,905
Yeah, they said
you're getting them a futon?
824
00:56:25,947 --> 00:56:27,429
Picking it up on Sunday.
825
00:56:27,471 --> 00:56:30,432
Oh, it must feel so nice
to finally be settled.
826
00:56:30,474 --> 00:56:32,259
Yeah, it's been, uh...
827
00:56:32,301 --> 00:56:34,261
It's been a pretty shit
couple of years.
828
00:56:34,303 --> 00:56:37,003
No, it hasn't been total shit.
829
00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:40,137
It hasbeen total shit.
830
00:56:40,179 --> 00:56:42,269
I'm sorry.
831
00:56:42,311 --> 00:56:44,924
Nah, it's not on you.
832
00:56:44,966 --> 00:56:47,144
It's been me, whole time.
833
00:56:47,186 --> 00:56:49,668
Well, don't lay the blame
on yourself too thick.
834
00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:51,844
It's just, it's good
you're back on track.
835
00:56:51,886 --> 00:56:53,977
And hey, we're
right here for you,
836
00:56:54,019 --> 00:56:56,153
for whatever you need, okay?
837
00:56:56,195 --> 00:56:58,982
Yeah, okay, thanks. But, uh...
838
00:56:59,024 --> 00:57:01,027
I'm doing okay for now.
839
00:57:01,069 --> 00:57:03,073
Uh, okay enough.
840
00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:06,859
"Okay enough" is okay enough.
841
00:57:06,901 --> 00:57:09,253
Would you stop being
such a fucking cheeseball?
842
00:57:09,295 --> 00:57:10,994
I can't stop being
a fucking cheeseball.
843
00:57:11,036 --> 00:57:12,909
I ama fucking cheeseball.
844
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,610
- Oh, damn.
- What? Who is it?
845
00:57:18,652 --> 00:57:21,483
Hold on. Shit, is that him?
846
00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:23,876
Answer it, go on. Good luck.
847
00:57:23,918 --> 00:57:26,488
Okay, uh, tell the girls
I can't wait to see them.
848
00:57:26,530 --> 00:57:28,619
- Okay. Okay, go. Bye.
- Okay, bye.
849
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:33,756
Hello.
850
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,180
After Ken started doing
these self-help video blogs,
851
00:59:34,222 --> 00:59:37,488
I noticed something behind him
fell off a shelf all on its own.
852
00:59:37,530 --> 00:59:40,273
So that's where all this
started, I guess.
853
00:59:40,315 --> 00:59:43,712
I think this cleansing
is exactly what Ken needs.
854
00:59:43,754 --> 00:59:46,236
He's been through a lot of stuff
in the last few years.
855
00:59:46,278 --> 00:59:48,281
Yeah, but, you know,
what's happening now?
856
00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:49,692
- It's so great for Ken.
- Yeah, I just...
857
00:59:49,716 --> 00:59:51,197
I-I just think
he needs a reboot.
858
00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:54,026
He's on a live stream
for "dark corners."
859
00:59:54,068 --> 00:59:55,419
It's totally amazing.
860
00:59:55,461 --> 00:59:56,942
- Very exciting.
- Yeah.
861
00:59:56,984 --> 00:59:58,814
- Good luck, Ken.
- Good luck.
862
00:59:58,856 --> 01:00:00,685
You're gonna kill it.
863
01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:04,210
The history of Ken's building
coupled with the need to save
864
01:00:04,252 --> 01:00:07,910
the soul of a young woman
who died a tragic death.
865
01:00:07,952 --> 01:00:12,088
Ken's willingness to participate
in this cleansing ritual
866
01:00:12,130 --> 01:00:14,220
is sincerely a heroic act.
867
01:00:14,262 --> 01:00:16,527
It's very dangerous,
this kind of ritual.
868
01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:18,790
So there's bound to be
a few supernatural fireworks
869
01:00:18,832 --> 01:00:20,052
in the room tonight.
870
01:00:20,094 --> 01:00:23,273
Fasten your seatbelts, fuckers.
871
01:00:23,315 --> 01:00:26,319
Welcome to tonight's
amazing "dark corners"
872
01:00:26,361 --> 01:00:31,586
live-stream investigation
of the bizarre and terrifying.
873
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,457
Wellwood ghosts.
874
01:00:33,499 --> 01:00:35,459
Before we head
to our investigation, though,
875
01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:39,202
I want to take a minute
to reintroduce our expert panel.
876
01:00:39,244 --> 01:00:42,597
First from "thriller vids,"
paranormal expert
877
01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:45,469
and popular ghost blogger
lyden knight.
878
01:00:45,511 --> 01:00:47,384
It's great to be here, D.C.
879
01:00:47,426 --> 01:00:50,996
And also, best-selling author
and award-winning
880
01:00:51,038 --> 01:00:54,130
paranormal researcher
Colin albertson.
881
01:00:54,172 --> 01:00:58,700
And of course, there's me,
your host, dark corners.
882
01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:00,702
Colin, you were the person
who originally
883
01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:04,140
turned me on to Ken's videos
of the wellwood ghosts.
884
01:01:04,182 --> 01:01:06,098
What made you want
to send me his link?
885
01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:09,841
I actually discovered
Ken's posts rather by accident.
886
01:01:09,883 --> 01:01:13,236
He referenced my book in one
of his first videos.
887
01:01:13,278 --> 01:01:15,107
I contacted Ken,
888
01:01:15,149 --> 01:01:17,893
offering to help him
better investigate his haunting.
889
01:01:17,935 --> 01:01:20,809
We should note, you've been out
of the paranormal-research loop
890
01:01:20,851 --> 01:01:22,549
for a while now, right?
891
01:01:22,591 --> 01:01:26,641
I admit I've had my share
of recent legal kerfuffles,
892
01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:29,905
but I've put all that aside.
893
01:01:29,947 --> 01:01:33,386
Tonight's event
is far too important.
894
01:01:33,428 --> 01:01:36,259
Now, lyden,
you've examined the videos
895
01:01:36,301 --> 01:01:38,827
of Ken barber's purported
wellwood ghosts.
896
01:01:38,869 --> 01:01:40,437
- Thoroughly.
- What's your take?
897
01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:42,004
In Ken's first encounter
898
01:01:42,046 --> 01:01:43,962
with the spirit
that he refers to as Roberta,
899
01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:45,547
she appears to be wearing
a white dress.
900
01:01:45,571 --> 01:01:47,662
I've heard some people say
they also think
901
01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:49,576
she appears to be screaming.
902
01:01:49,618 --> 01:01:52,231
The reason Roberta most likely
is screaming is...
903
01:01:52,273 --> 01:01:53,972
Right, Colin,
you said you've done
904
01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:55,713
some additional research
on the building.
905
01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:58,934
I discovered that Roberta's
mother, Yvonne wellwood...
906
01:01:58,976 --> 01:02:00,631
The second wellwood ghost,
907
01:02:00,673 --> 01:02:02,720
whom we are hoping
we encounter tonight.
908
01:02:02,762 --> 01:02:06,593
Yes. That Yvonne had actually
confessed to murdering Roberta.
909
01:02:06,635 --> 01:02:08,073
Yes.
910
01:02:08,115 --> 01:02:10,032
Additionally,
there is reason to believe
911
01:02:10,074 --> 01:02:12,077
that that haunting
will continue.
912
01:02:12,119 --> 01:02:15,341
Colin's theory is... and
correct me, Colin, if I'm wrong.
913
01:02:15,383 --> 01:02:19,519
Colin's theory is
that Ken's homemade spirit jar
914
01:02:19,561 --> 01:02:22,261
might have somehow pulled
the spirit of Roberta's mother
915
01:02:22,303 --> 01:02:24,611
from the astral plane
to our earthly plane
916
01:02:24,653 --> 01:02:28,180
to torment her daughter
again and again.
917
01:02:28,222 --> 01:02:31,183
Let me remind everyone
what we're referring to.
918
01:02:31,225 --> 01:02:36,143
And let me warn you,
this video is truly terrifying.
919
01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:45,415
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
920
01:02:45,457 --> 01:02:46,806
No.
921
01:02:49,374 --> 01:02:51,115
Did you catch it?
922
01:02:53,030 --> 01:02:54,729
No, no, no, no, no...
923
01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:57,514
There.
924
01:02:57,556 --> 01:03:00,082
But what is it?
925
01:03:00,124 --> 01:03:01,953
I have to say, that thing
926
01:03:01,995 --> 01:03:04,477
doesn't look like it could be
the ghost of Yvonne wellwood.
927
01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:06,392
When the spirit
of Yvonne wellwood
928
01:03:06,434 --> 01:03:08,394
entered our earthly plane,
929
01:03:08,436 --> 01:03:11,963
she underwent a radical
ectoplasmic transformation.
930
01:03:12,005 --> 01:03:15,053
Whatever it is,
it looks dangerous.
931
01:03:15,095 --> 01:03:17,273
Well, Yvonne was
a psychotic murderer.
932
01:03:17,315 --> 01:03:19,231
According to whatever
medical files you found?
933
01:03:19,273 --> 01:03:21,059
Exactly.
934
01:03:21,101 --> 01:03:23,409
Well, I did a little research
into Yvonne wellwood myself,
935
01:03:23,451 --> 01:03:25,323
and I found no record
of her at all.
936
01:03:27,064 --> 01:03:28,763
That's strange.
937
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,765
Either way, it seems
there's no denying
938
01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:34,464
there are likely two paranormal
entities haunting this location,
939
01:03:34,506 --> 01:03:38,033
which should make for
an intriguing investigation.
940
01:03:38,075 --> 01:03:41,210
And so, with that,
how about we head on over
941
01:03:41,252 --> 01:03:46,215
to Ken barber, currently at
the wellwood investigation site?
942
01:03:46,257 --> 01:03:48,173
Ken barber.
943
01:03:48,215 --> 01:03:49,827
Oh, h-hey, D.C.
944
01:03:49,869 --> 01:03:52,482
I have to say, we are so amped
945
01:03:52,524 --> 01:03:54,397
to be delving
into your haunting.
946
01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:57,790
Tell me, is there anything
happening there right now?
947
01:03:59,357 --> 01:04:00,707
Uh, no, nothing.
948
01:04:00,749 --> 01:04:02,318
But I-If something does happen,
949
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,363
I will make sure
to let you know.
950
01:04:04,405 --> 01:04:07,802
Along with tonight's
"dark corners" live stream,
951
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:11,327
we've got something special
planned for our investigation.
952
01:04:11,369 --> 01:04:13,808
Ken, would you like
to elaborate?
953
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:16,243
Uh, sure. Colin sent me this.
954
01:04:18,376 --> 01:04:21,511
That's Colin's personal
spirit jar, correct?
955
01:04:21,553 --> 01:04:23,295
It is.
956
01:04:23,337 --> 01:04:25,645
Is it safe to use?
957
01:04:25,687 --> 01:04:28,387
Of course. Perfectly.
958
01:04:28,429 --> 01:04:30,172
I just hope it works.
959
01:04:30,214 --> 01:04:33,828
It will cleanse the space.
Promise.
960
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:35,786
We're hoping we might actually
961
01:04:35,828 --> 01:04:39,224
exorcise both wellwood ghosts
from your apartment.
962
01:04:39,266 --> 01:04:40,791
Is that right, Ken?
963
01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:42,445
It is.
964
01:04:42,487 --> 01:04:46,101
Let me introduce, live,
in-person, our special guests,
965
01:04:46,143 --> 01:04:49,452
Terry gilson and
Kelsey and Isaac dees.
966
01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:50,888
Hey, what's up?
967
01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:52,803
- Oh, hello.
- Hey, D.C.
968
01:04:52,845 --> 01:04:54,152
So jazzed to be here.
969
01:04:54,194 --> 01:04:56,720
It is so cool
to have everyone here.
970
01:04:56,762 --> 01:04:58,069
Okay.
971
01:04:58,111 --> 01:04:59,679
Okay, if you're just joining us,
972
01:04:59,721 --> 01:05:02,421
we're hoping to use
an authentic paranormal device
973
01:05:02,463 --> 01:05:05,250
called a spirit jar
to call forth
974
01:05:05,292 --> 01:05:07,339
and actually release
the purported spirit
975
01:05:07,381 --> 01:05:10,299
of the young Roberta wellwood
to the astral plane
976
01:05:10,341 --> 01:05:13,345
and capture and contain her
murderous mother,
977
01:05:13,387 --> 01:05:14,869
Yvonne wellwood.
978
01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:16,348
Is that right, Colin?
979
01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:19,221
- Yes, D.C.
- okay.
980
01:05:19,263 --> 01:05:21,658
Ken, hey. Are you nearly ready?
981
01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:23,442
Uh, yeah, I think we're
good to go.
982
01:05:23,484 --> 01:05:26,271
It looks like we've officially
begun our live stream.
983
01:05:26,313 --> 01:05:28,708
Take it away, Colin,
whenever you're ready.
984
01:05:28,750 --> 01:05:33,061
Ken, along with my spirit jar,
I've included a velvet bag.
985
01:05:33,103 --> 01:05:34,845
Yeah, sorry to interrupt, Colin,
986
01:05:34,887 --> 01:05:37,152
but could you explain
the symbols on the jar?
987
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,678
The symbols are an ancient
language. Each symbol...
988
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,680
By "ancient,"
how old do you mean?
989
01:05:43,722 --> 01:05:45,421
They are quite...
990
01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:47,292
Old.
991
01:05:47,334 --> 01:05:50,078
And what specific language
are the symbols derived from?
992
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,167
I'm sorry, D.C.,
and I apologize,
993
01:05:52,209 --> 01:05:54,430
but now that I have begun
the ritual,
994
01:05:54,472 --> 01:05:56,998
I'd ask to not have
any interruptions.
995
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,564
Oh, right.
996
01:05:58,606 --> 01:06:00,784
Sorry. Apologies.
997
01:06:00,826 --> 01:06:02,264
Thank you.
998
01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:04,656
Ken, go ahead and open the jar.
999
01:06:08,138 --> 01:06:09,835
Good.
1000
01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:15,058
I sent along a few items
in a velvet bag.
1001
01:06:16,581 --> 01:06:18,062
Uh, right.
1002
01:06:18,104 --> 01:06:20,151
Now, call out each
individual item
1003
01:06:20,193 --> 01:06:23,328
as you remove it from the bag.
1004
01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:25,156
A, uh... a purple rock.
1005
01:06:25,198 --> 01:06:27,289
Good.
1006
01:06:27,331 --> 01:06:30,292
- The next item, please.
- A raven's claw.
1007
01:06:30,334 --> 01:06:32,033
Good.
1008
01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,773
A piece of broken mirror.
1009
01:06:33,815 --> 01:06:35,775
Excellent.
1010
01:06:35,817 --> 01:06:37,994
- And finally.
- Um...
1011
01:06:41,606 --> 01:06:43,348
It's, uh...
1012
01:06:43,390 --> 01:06:45,046
My thumb.
1013
01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:47,483
- No fucking way.
- Go ahead.
1014
01:06:47,525 --> 01:06:51,226
Put my thumb in
the spirit jar, Ken.
1015
01:06:51,268 --> 01:06:53,097
- Oh.
- Oh, hell no.
1016
01:06:53,139 --> 01:06:55,404
Oh, hell no!
1017
01:06:55,446 --> 01:06:59,886
Good. Now, Ken, you should have
also received an envelope.
1018
01:06:59,928 --> 01:07:03,934
Go ahead and open that envelope
and remove its contents.
1019
01:07:03,976 --> 01:07:05,847
Ye... yeah. Yeah.
1020
01:07:07,719 --> 01:07:10,636
Now, in order for
the cleansing to work,
1021
01:07:10,678 --> 01:07:13,988
I'll need you to light
the candle, then both of us
1022
01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:17,426
will say the first
half of the incantation.
1023
01:07:17,468 --> 01:07:21,256
- We should read it together?
- Yes, together.
1024
01:07:21,298 --> 01:07:23,823
Well, go ahead,
light the candle.
1025
01:07:32,439 --> 01:07:35,357
Etsa talakel.
1026
01:07:35,399 --> 01:07:38,664
Etsa talakel. Tes zel samante.
1027
01:07:38,706 --> 01:07:41,580
Tes zel samante.
1028
01:07:41,622 --> 01:07:43,539
Telana une runa.
1029
01:07:43,581 --> 01:07:46,411
Cons noma tel telana une runa.
1030
01:07:46,453 --> 01:07:47,847
Mene khanala.
1031
01:07:47,889 --> 01:07:51,460
- Mi shanala, etsa talakel.
- Etsa talakel.
1032
01:07:51,502 --> 01:07:54,853
Etsa talakel, etsa talakel.
1033
01:07:58,683 --> 01:08:00,338
I think I messed that up.
1034
01:08:05,124 --> 01:08:06,821
Ken?
1035
01:08:12,827 --> 01:08:15,310
- Ken?
- Yeah?
1036
01:08:15,352 --> 01:08:16,920
A-Are you hearing anything?
1037
01:08:16,962 --> 01:08:19,444
Footsteps or... or breathing,
1038
01:08:19,486 --> 01:08:21,403
or any other sounds?
1039
01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:23,144
No.
1040
01:08:23,186 --> 01:08:26,669
D.C., I would like to continue
the ritual, if I may.
1041
01:08:26,711 --> 01:08:29,802
Uh, yeah, sorry.
Thank you, Colin.
1042
01:08:29,844 --> 01:08:32,805
Ken, if you could pick up
the spirit jar
1043
01:08:32,847 --> 01:08:34,720
and put it in your left hand.
1044
01:08:34,762 --> 01:08:37,593
We'll now read the second half
of the incantation
1045
01:08:37,635 --> 01:08:42,902
so we may release Roberta
from her earthly binds.
1046
01:08:42,944 --> 01:08:44,426
Are you ready?
1047
01:08:44,468 --> 01:08:46,992
Yeah, le... let's just
get this over with.
1048
01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:51,824
Come, etsa talakel.
1049
01:08:51,866 --> 01:08:54,784
Come, etsa talakel.
1050
01:08:54,826 --> 01:08:56,699
You who wish entry.
1051
01:08:56,741 --> 01:08:58,222
You who wish pain.
1052
01:08:58,264 --> 01:09:00,311
You who wish fire.
1053
01:09:00,353 --> 01:09:02,183
You who wish flame.
1054
01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:07,144
Take the sacrifice bound here,
trapped here.
1055
01:09:07,186 --> 01:09:09,494
Feed and grow.
1056
01:09:09,536 --> 01:09:13,846
Haruite mea vota sic erit.
1057
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,170
Ken?
1058
01:09:33,212 --> 01:09:35,277
- Ken, what... what's happening?
- She's right there.
1059
01:09:35,301 --> 01:09:36,695
- Who's right there?
- Roberta.
1060
01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:38,349
She's right there.
You don't see?
1061
01:09:38,391 --> 01:09:39,959
She's right...
She's right there.
1062
01:09:40,001 --> 01:09:41,483
Gah! Oh!
1063
01:09:41,525 --> 01:09:42,832
Okay, what do I do?
What do I do?
1064
01:09:42,874 --> 01:09:45,835
- Shit.
- Ken, where is the spirit jar?
1065
01:09:45,877 --> 01:09:47,402
- It's gone!
- Um...
1066
01:09:47,444 --> 01:09:49,230
It's gone.
The spirit jar's gone.
1067
01:09:49,272 --> 01:09:51,188
- The spirit jar isn't there?
- Oh, shit.
1068
01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:53,103
Oh, god, she's coming
towards me. What do I do?
1069
01:09:53,145 --> 01:09:54,818
- Stop it. I want it to stop.
- What the fuck?
1070
01:09:54,842 --> 01:09:56,541
She's coming towards me.
What do I do?!
1071
01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:58,282
- Um...
- Turn it all off. Just stop.
1072
01:09:58,324 --> 01:10:01,764
Uh, Colin, any... any thoughts?
1073
01:10:01,806 --> 01:10:03,853
Colin?
1074
01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:05,855
Colin?
1075
01:10:05,897 --> 01:10:07,335
I-I don't want
to do this anymore.
1076
01:10:07,377 --> 01:10:09,163
- Colin!
- What is happening?
1077
01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:11,382
- I have no idea.
- I want it to stop now!
1078
01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:13,689
Okay, hey, hey.
Hey, Ken, just hang in there.
1079
01:10:13,731 --> 01:10:15,212
Everything is gonna be
all right.
1080
01:10:15,254 --> 01:10:17,604
Turn it all off.
Turn it all off.
1081
01:10:26,396 --> 01:10:27,832
- Shit!
- Fuck!
1082
01:10:31,139 --> 01:10:32,925
Did you hear that?
1083
01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:34,753
There's something else here.
1084
01:10:34,795 --> 01:10:38,148
I'm... I'm assuming that to be
the second wellwood ghost,
1085
01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:39,889
the ghost of Yvonne wellwood?
1086
01:10:39,931 --> 01:10:41,630
- Right, Colin?
- Colin?
1087
01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:46,069
Okay, any... any advice on what
Ken should do right now?
1088
01:10:46,111 --> 01:10:47,766
Um, Colin?
1089
01:10:47,808 --> 01:10:49,507
D.C., I really don't
think that thing
1090
01:10:49,549 --> 01:10:51,030
is the ghost of Yvonne wellwood.
1091
01:10:51,072 --> 01:10:52,597
Colin!
1092
01:10:52,639 --> 01:10:56,079
I now welcome
to this mortal existence,
1093
01:10:56,121 --> 01:10:59,648
the fully realized
and corporeal form
1094
01:10:59,690 --> 01:11:02,999
of the most corrupt
and holy etsa talakel!
1095
01:11:03,041 --> 01:11:04,696
What the fuck is he doing?!
1096
01:11:04,738 --> 01:11:09,092
The one and true lord
of the malicious flame!
1097
01:11:17,577 --> 01:11:19,276
Oh, shit.
1098
01:11:19,318 --> 01:11:20,930
What the hell is happening?
1099
01:11:20,972 --> 01:11:23,411
Stop playing. Ken!
1100
01:11:23,453 --> 01:11:24,934
Is that it?
1101
01:11:24,976 --> 01:11:27,502
Is it over?
1102
01:11:27,544 --> 01:11:29,721
- Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
- What is happening?
1103
01:11:29,763 --> 01:11:31,723
- Is Ken okay?
- I don't know!
1104
01:11:31,765 --> 01:11:33,986
Come on, man.
Y'all stop playing. Ken!
1105
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:36,162
- Ken!
- Okay, okay.
1106
01:11:36,204 --> 01:11:37,903
Everybody just calm down. Okay?
1107
01:11:37,945 --> 01:11:39,905
Everybody calm down.
1108
01:11:39,947 --> 01:11:42,038
Ken? Ken?
1109
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:45,041
- Ken!
- Colin, what have you done?
1110
01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:46,782
Welcome, everyone!
1111
01:11:46,824 --> 01:11:49,524
What the hell
have you done, Colin?
1112
01:11:49,566 --> 01:11:52,788
Welcome to
the new and everlasting
1113
01:11:52,830 --> 01:11:54,616
age of torment.
1114
01:11:54,658 --> 01:11:56,966
What the fuck?
1115
01:12:16,506 --> 01:12:17,769
Shit!
1116
01:12:17,811 --> 01:12:20,642
Fuck!
1117
01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:22,207
Ken!
1118
01:12:24,644 --> 01:12:27,344
- Ken, hey.
- What the fuck?
1119
01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:28,737
Oh, my god.
1120
01:12:28,779 --> 01:12:30,565
What the hell is happening?
1121
01:12:30,607 --> 01:12:32,610
What the fuck is happening?!
1122
01:12:37,831 --> 01:12:39,443
- No.
- It's okay.
1123
01:13:27,185 --> 01:13:28,708
No!
1124
01:13:39,937 --> 01:13:41,375
Aah!
1125
01:16:35,025 --> 01:16:37,681
Ten, nine,
1126
01:16:37,723 --> 01:16:40,466
eight, seven,
1127
01:16:40,508 --> 01:16:43,513
six, five,
1128
01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:46,777
four, three,
1129
01:16:46,819 --> 01:16:49,256
two, one.
1130
01:16:51,084 --> 01:16:52,914
Forward progress.
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