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Okay, here we go.
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Hi, I'm Walt and this is
my official application
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for the Kovi Industries
Student Mars Program.
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Not that the last 36
applications weren't official,
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it's just this is
my final one.
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because they are actually making
me graduate after this semester,
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so... Okay.
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I was raised by a single mom.
She had, like, 100 careers.
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We moved around like crazy,
so I never really had a home base.
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But one time
when I was, like, six,
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she took me to see
this solar eclipse
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and from that moment on all I
wanted to do was go to the Sun.
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And I know that you can't
actually go to the Sun.
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My mom would try to tell me that,
but I would just stare at it.
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Uh, and I was obsessed.
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Because there was more
out there than the new town,
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or the new school which always felt
like the same town and the same school
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and I think if I could've
gotten the chance to just
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go up there and look back
I would've seen...
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where I fit in,
in this crazy universe.
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Exploration is the way that we
discover where we truly belong
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and I just...
I don't belong here.
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Which is all to say that I
think I would be a perfect fit
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for the Geological Survey Team,
or Propulsions Analysis Department.
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Botany and Terraformation Crew,
Security Detail, Rover Repair.
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Look, if you need someone to
make you coffees, I'm your guy.
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I am your guy.
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That's it.
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Um... Okay.
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Well, with any luck,
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the next time you see me
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uh, I will be on Mars.
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Let's face it.
This planet isn't cutting it anymore.
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I'm self-made billionaire,
Leon Kovi
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and I cannot wait
to meet you on Mars.
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Walt! Oat milk latte.
Light foam.
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Oat milk latte. Light foam.
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This obsession with Mars
is borderline unhealthy
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and you are on the wrong side
of that border.
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Exactly.
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Should I fire you,
so you can go there?
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Let's do it, Walt. I'll fire you.
It truly would be my pleasure.
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No, Gary. I love it here.
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Maybe tomorrow.
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- Oat milk latte?
- Light... foam?
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- Gary?
- Yes, Walt?
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Did she just smile at me?
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Honestly, I'd say
she smiled past you.
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- Analysis.
- There is a 52% chance
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of romantic interest.
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But a 48% chance she pities you
due to your low status position
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as an assistant barista
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to a robot
on a university campus.
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Shall I continue?
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I honestly feel like I'm gonna
get accepted this time.
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You're projecting.
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So what?
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Leon Kovi was 25 when he became the
very first man to set foot on Mars.
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And here we are, just settling
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for the same classes and jobs and
parties that our parents went to,
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and their parents went to before them
and their parents went to before them...
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So you're not coming to
the party?
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- Of course, I'm coming to the party.
- Great. Come on.
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- You're carrying the booze.
- No, come on.
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- We're gonna forget about it and I'm gonna take it to work.
- Walt,
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I'm gonna need you to
keep the whole
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Walt-ing thing
in check tonight.
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- "Walt-ing"?
- Bummer monologues.
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- Leon Kovi hero worship.
- It's not hero worship.
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- That came with the application packet.
- Not the frame.
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Don't you wanna be
part of something special?
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Walt.
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You're not special.
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I'm not special.
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Most people, not special.
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Listen, someday,
you're gonna meet someone
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and make something special
with them.
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Like a memory.
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Or a weird, well, baby thing.
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But until then,
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drink this and for the love
of God do not bring up Mars.
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This place is nuts.
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Do you live here?
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Oh, no. Some trust fund girl.
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You know, when I was little,
I had this fantasy that my mom...
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Ooh, let's not.
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Yeah.
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Bathroom?
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It's beautiful.
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Hi, Sophie.
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Okay, show me yours.
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Hi, Calvin.
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Hi, human Sophie.
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Nine months.
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Nine months until
my parents' contract is up
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and we return to Earth.
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Nine more months
without touching you.
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At least this way, you will
know when I want to touch you
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and vice versa.
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Well, I hope touching me is a lot
more fun than touching one of these.
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No, no, no, it is.
The texture's for, like...
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Can you guys please stop talking
about touching each other in here?
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- Hi, Brandon.
- Hi, Sophie.
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Jan, can you get Brandon
out of here?
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- Will you stop calling her Jan? It's "Mom."
- Jan, get your idiot son out!
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Why would you grab
my butt? Now the hole.
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Dude, way too much, dawg!
Get out of here.
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- Is that on Mars?
- Oh! What are you doing? Get out!
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Just looking for the bathroom.
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Who walks into bathrooms
without knocking?
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Walt. Is this live?
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How did they solve
for the time delay?
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It's called quantum splicing.
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Don't talk to him.
I don't know this man.
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- Could we exchange emails or something?
- No!
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Mine's just "Walt" five times at...
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I'm sorry. I can replace it.
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Unless it's expensive.
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- Get out.
- Right now?
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Yes, right now!
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Sorry. Jules tricked me
into throwing a party.
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- And yet you're in your room.
- Uh, nope.
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It's not really a party.
It's more of a soiree.
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Sophie, it's fine.
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I'm late for work. Love you.
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- Love you.
- Love you, Mom.
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Go. Mingle. We'll be back soon.
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And in the meantime, it might be good
for you to have some new experiences.
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Nothing's more overrated
than new.
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There's a title
for your thesis.
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Sophie,
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go.
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I'll make sure Calvin
calls you tomorrow.
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- Night, Jan.
- Goodnight.
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You know, I've been at this
school for three years.
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Always said that I'd explore
these woods.
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Never have. Guess I thought
that I would just...
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I've been going to
this school for five years.
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Oh, five years, okay.
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And I always said I'd explore
these woods too.
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But know what?
Somebody already did.
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A long, long time ago.
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It's over.
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There's nothing left
to discover.
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You're okay, man.
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You're a good listener.
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I'm sorry.
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I've never seen light flirting
take such a dark turn.
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Basically my superpower.
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Just one brief conversation
with me will
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really leave you
questioning everything.
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Not the hero we need, but maybe
the one we deserve.
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You know, in about 14 seconds you're
going to get the sudden urge to jump.
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Oh, no. You're safe.
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I'm already in the midst
of an existential crisis.
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Oh, well. In that case,
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Walt, at your service.
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- Ginny.
- Ginny?
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Yeah, the, uh,
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astrophysics major?
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How did you know that?
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I was in your Intro to
Fluid Dynamics class.
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Freshmen year.
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This is the part where you at
least pretend to remember me.
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- Oh, my God! Walt! Wow.
- Yeah, thank you. Thank you.
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Changed your major?
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Sixteen times.
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Only for
personal reasons like...
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I have no idea what physics is.
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But enough about me. Tell me about
your crisis. What's going on?
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Well, I'm
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supposed to move tomorrow.
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Big move, actually in, uh,
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seven hours and...
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Let's just say
it's a big commitment
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and I'm not
a big commitment kinda gal.
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Are you saying we're in
one of those
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classic "we-only-
have-tonight" scenarios?
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Will spending it with you
make me wanna stay?
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Now,
the thing about here,
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is that it's mostly garbage.
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As you can see, to your left
and to your right
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there's literal garbage
overflowing from
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these receptacles at all times.
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- Yeah.
- And it might magically seem to disappear
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but it's really just added to
that big floating pile of garbage
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in the Pacific Ocean.
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Currently the size of Texas
and visible from space.
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How scenic.
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Now, the one great thing
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about this particular
garbage factory
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is its connection to
the last best chance
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any of us have
at a real adventure.
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The Kovi Industries
Mars Program.
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So that's how
they got you here.
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Yeah. But tomorrow another ship
will leave for Mars without me.
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You could always rob a bank
and buy a ticket.
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- Yeah, I'd have to rob, like, nine banks.
- Hmm.
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I have considered
the old air ducts plan.
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You know, hide in the air ducts
survive on stolen food.
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Pee in bottles that you dump into other
people's toilets while they sleep.
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And hope they would be so impressed
when I arrive that they just let me stay.
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Curious how you spin garbage
into this spot.
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This is
a garbage-free zone.
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It's like Mars.
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Did you know that they send
all of their trash
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back to Earth
on the return flights?
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Okay, I gotta know.
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Why Mars?
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I feel like if I had been born
like 600 years ago
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I would've stolen a boat
and just set sail by now.
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And I probably would've died.
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Oh, definitely would've died.
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But it would've been
an adventure.
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You know?
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And now there's Mars
and I keep applying,
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but 36 rejections later
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and I'm starting to get
the feeling that...
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They don't need
extraordinary mediocrity?
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Yeah. That's funny.
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No, I get it.
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"Mars has been our mirror
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our foil.
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A telltale reflection of what
has been deepest in our hearts.
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We've seen in Mars the utopia,
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a wilderness, a sanctuary.
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With so few landmarks,
guideposts, or constraints
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all is possible.
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Mars has been a blank canvas
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and tenderly
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our human seeking
has rushed to fill it."
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Did you come up with that?
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No.
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Oh.
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Sarah Stewart Johnson.
Astronomer.
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- Smart.
- Hmm.
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I think
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when you look at something
from this distance,
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it's all possibility.
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Then every step you take
toward that
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strips it away until
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it is what it is.
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And what it always has been.
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I'll miss you.
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- Walt, from Earth.
- Okay.
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If you ever make it up there,
give me a call.
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Up where?
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Mars.
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You convinced me.
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Wait.
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What?
253
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:01,825
The application window
for tomorrow's launch is closed.
254
00:15:01,909 --> 00:15:04,828
- Would you like to apply for next year's mission?
- No.
255
00:15:04,912 --> 00:15:06,914
I need you to check
an existing application.
256
00:15:06,997 --> 00:15:09,207
Applicant ID 781-2439.
257
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,876
Thirty-seven
applications found.
258
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:12,711
Application one, rejected.
259
00:15:12,794 --> 00:15:15,631
- Application two, rejected.
- Stop, stop. Please stop.
260
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:17,841
Application 37
is pending review
261
00:15:17,925 --> 00:15:19,760
and I need you to approve it.
262
00:15:19,843 --> 00:15:21,345
I need to be
on that ship tomorrow.
263
00:15:21,428 --> 00:15:22,930
To be with the girl
of my dreams
264
00:15:23,013 --> 00:15:25,641
who has slowly stopped
responding to my texts.
265
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:28,018
My chance at a relationship
is imploding
266
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:29,436
like a dying star.
267
00:15:29,519 --> 00:15:31,355
- Do you understand?
- I do, Walt.
268
00:15:31,438 --> 00:15:34,483
And I sincerely hope
you can ask her out
269
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,151
in 412 days,
270
00:15:36,234 --> 00:15:38,528
- after next year's mission.
- Okay.
271
00:15:38,612 --> 00:15:40,155
Angie. Angie.
272
00:15:40,238 --> 00:15:42,282
I hate to say these words.
273
00:15:42,366 --> 00:15:44,409
I really do.
274
00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:47,245
- I need to speak with your supervisor.
- Of course.
275
00:15:47,329 --> 00:15:48,830
- One moment.
- Yes, Angie!
276
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:50,916
I am Alan,
Angie's supervisor.
277
00:15:50,999 --> 00:15:53,585
- Yes, Alan! Go, Alan!
- Reviewing now.
278
00:15:53,669 --> 00:15:56,004
- Application rejected.
- No!
279
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,840
- Alan!
- Commercial tickets are still available
280
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:02,886
for the discounted price
of $937,000.
281
00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:04,680
Wow, wow, wow!
282
00:16:07,808 --> 00:16:10,352
Who could afford that?
283
00:16:10,435 --> 00:16:13,355
- Greetings, Walt.
- Sorry I'm late, Gary.
284
00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:15,691
Do not worry.
I have already docked your pay.
285
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:21,321
The lonely human at table 7B has not
moved for five hours and 11 minutes.
286
00:16:21,405 --> 00:16:23,824
Shit. I know her.
I broke her orb.
287
00:16:23,907 --> 00:16:26,493
Tell her to order
a beverage or leave.
288
00:16:26,576 --> 00:16:27,786
Oh, come on, Gary.
289
00:16:27,869 --> 00:16:29,871
Oh, come on, Walt.
290
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:37,004
Hey! You probably
don't remember me.
291
00:16:37,087 --> 00:16:39,047
You broke my orb.
292
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,632
Good memory.
293
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,136
Is that supposed to
make us even?
294
00:16:44,219 --> 00:16:46,930
No. But if you don't order
anything, you can't use the Wi-Fi
295
00:16:47,014 --> 00:16:49,725
and sit here
like a black hole of sadness.
296
00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:53,395
- Company policy. It is.
- Stupid policy.
297
00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:55,063
And you're gonna
have to pay for that.
298
00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:57,691
Because if I do,
Gary will just ask you to leave.
299
00:16:57,774 --> 00:16:59,234
Are you serious?
300
00:16:59,317 --> 00:17:00,986
Rarely. But right now, yes.
301
00:17:04,489 --> 00:17:05,824
Yay.
302
00:17:05,907 --> 00:17:07,909
How's the Mars boyfriend?
303
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,494
He's great.
304
00:17:09,578 --> 00:17:11,246
- Yeah, he got his Martian dream job, so...
- Wow.
305
00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:14,082
...one year of long distance
just became indefinite.
306
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,043
And then my Wi-Fi cut out.
307
00:17:16,126 --> 00:17:18,378
Probably because of all the calls
with him trying to make it work.
308
00:17:18,462 --> 00:17:20,630
And now I'm sitting here,
suffering in public
309
00:17:20,714 --> 00:17:22,716
and paying for drinks
that I didn't order.
310
00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:24,634
So you tell Gary,
311
00:17:24,718 --> 00:17:26,595
I hope he gets malware.
312
00:17:29,056 --> 00:17:32,768
I hope she fails to find
long-term companionship
313
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:35,228
and learns the pain
of a solitary life.
314
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,036
I'm not paying
for that one.
315
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:53,371
Believe it or not,
316
00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:54,790
I might be the only person here
317
00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,249
who knows exactly
what you're going through.
318
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,834
Because you're causing it?
319
00:17:59,086 --> 00:18:02,798
No. Because my girlfriend
320
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,841
left for Mars a month ago
321
00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:07,177
and hasn't texted me back
in three days.
322
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,935
How long have you guys
been together?
323
00:18:15,018 --> 00:18:18,563
Since ninth grade.
So, eight years.
324
00:18:18,647 --> 00:18:20,899
Eight years?
325
00:18:20,982 --> 00:18:23,944
- How did you manage that?
- We had a plan.
326
00:18:24,027 --> 00:18:26,321
One year, long distance
and then
327
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:29,282
he comes back to Earth
and I graduate
328
00:18:29,366 --> 00:18:31,910
and we use his terraforming
expertise and my focus
329
00:18:31,993 --> 00:18:35,956
on eco reconstruction to jump-start an
algae-based waste reduction technology.
330
00:18:36,039 --> 00:18:39,167
- What?
- Plants that eat garbage, okay?
331
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,294
It's how we're gonna save
the world.
332
00:18:41,378 --> 00:18:44,548
- You're smart.
- I know.
333
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:46,883
And what about you guys?
334
00:18:48,635 --> 00:18:50,512
Ginny?
335
00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:53,932
We've been dating since
freshman year-ish.
336
00:18:54,015 --> 00:18:55,308
It got serious recently.
337
00:18:55,392 --> 00:18:57,686
What does this Mars genius have
338
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,146
that I don't?
339
00:18:59,229 --> 00:19:02,107
- Everything. Yeah.
- Everything?
340
00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:04,025
Could you actually be
more specific?
341
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,069
I'm trying to figure out why they
keep rejecting my applications.
342
00:19:09,823 --> 00:19:11,658
He checks
all the boxes.
343
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,787
Oh. You mean, literally.
344
00:19:16,872 --> 00:19:18,373
Okay, let's see.
345
00:19:18,456 --> 00:19:20,375
"Quiet. Strong jaw.
346
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,586
Mental fortitude. Six-pack.
347
00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:27,757
Good family, cool mom."
I have a cool mom.
348
00:19:27,841 --> 00:19:29,593
Yeah? You guys close?
349
00:19:29,676 --> 00:19:31,678
No. I mean "cool," like when she
was going through the divorce
350
00:19:31,761 --> 00:19:34,389
I was able to just do whatever
I wanted from 12 on.
351
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:35,849
Anyhow. "Hates video games.
352
00:19:35,932 --> 00:19:38,476
Pragmatic and high-earning
potential."
353
00:19:40,687 --> 00:19:42,606
- It's interesting.
- What?
354
00:19:42,689 --> 00:19:44,608
That's an impossible checklist.
355
00:19:44,691 --> 00:19:48,737
- That's my cue.
- You know, if you really love this guy
356
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:52,282
I do know a way that you can
get on that ship tomorrow.
357
00:19:53,283 --> 00:19:54,743
Two words.
358
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,578
Air ducts.
359
00:19:56,661 --> 00:19:58,955
- Or I could just buy a ticket.
- Yeah, for like a million dollars.
360
00:20:04,628 --> 00:20:06,004
Do you have a million dollars?
361
00:20:06,087 --> 00:20:09,591
- My finances are personal.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
362
00:20:09,674 --> 00:20:12,469
That means you have
at least two million dollars.
363
00:20:12,552 --> 00:20:14,137
What are you doing here?
364
00:20:14,221 --> 00:20:15,597
Buy a ticket!
365
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,516
- It's your last chance for a year.
- I can't.
366
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,310
You have the money.
367
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:23,104
I have aerophobia.
368
00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:25,398
Well, we're all afraid
of arrows.
369
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:27,651
Oh, my God!
I'm afraid of flying.
370
00:20:29,236 --> 00:20:31,404
- And now I'm trapped.
- You're trapped? I'm trapped.
371
00:20:31,488 --> 00:20:33,406
- Gary, door!
- I can't even get through security
372
00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:35,492
to see
a shuttle launch up-close.
373
00:20:35,575 --> 00:20:39,246
- Unlock the door, Gary.
- I'm afraid I can't do that. Perhaps it's malware.
374
00:20:39,329 --> 00:20:41,831
You can transcend
time and space.
375
00:20:41,915 --> 00:20:44,042
In the name of love.
The ultimate adventure.
376
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:46,544
I'm filing a complaint to
corporate right now. Open the door.
377
00:20:46,628 --> 00:20:48,755
No need
to call corporate.
378
00:20:48,838 --> 00:20:50,799
A simple misunderstanding.
379
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:54,219
Walk away. Just like
I knew you would.
380
00:20:54,302 --> 00:20:57,931
- You don't know anything about me.
- I know everything about you.
381
00:20:58,014 --> 00:20:59,474
No!
382
00:20:59,557 --> 00:21:02,519
The only people who know me
are 55 million miles away!
383
00:21:07,649 --> 00:21:10,151
The only people who know me
are 55 million miles away.
384
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,362
The only people
that know me are...
385
00:21:13,738 --> 00:21:14,990
Gary?
386
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:16,992
Oh, God, that's sad.
387
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:18,910
No, no. No. Please, please.
388
00:21:18,994 --> 00:21:21,997
Don't call corporate on Gary.
He's just gonna take it out on me.
389
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,748
Calvin is on Mars.
390
00:21:23,832 --> 00:21:25,709
Jan, Brandon, Jim,
they're all there.
391
00:21:25,792 --> 00:21:27,585
How many boyfriends
do you have?
392
00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:29,337
It's really that simple.
393
00:21:36,011 --> 00:21:37,595
Goodbye, Walt.
394
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,702
Hey.
395
00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:02,746
I know I went radio silent
for a hot minute,
396
00:22:02,829 --> 00:22:05,290
but I promise
this will make up for it
397
00:22:05,373 --> 00:22:07,500
because...
398
00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:11,171
you just got the world's first
interstellar cat video.
399
00:22:11,254 --> 00:22:14,799
This little genius snuck into one
of our escape pods back on Earth.
400
00:22:14,883 --> 00:22:18,178
Now, she's gonna be
the first cat on Mars.
401
00:22:18,261 --> 00:22:20,847
I named her Ripley. Say hi.
402
00:22:22,932 --> 00:22:26,644
This little genius snuck into one
of our escape pods back on Earth.
403
00:22:28,396 --> 00:22:33,526
- ...into one of our escape pods back on Earth.
- Oh, my God.
404
00:22:33,610 --> 00:22:36,321
Walt, I saw you
consuming alcohol.
405
00:22:36,404 --> 00:22:38,740
I must administer
a breathalyzer.
406
00:22:38,823 --> 00:22:40,950
- Breathe on my face.
- Bye, Gary.
407
00:22:43,828 --> 00:22:45,997
- I'll miss you.
- Goodbye, Walt.
408
00:22:46,081 --> 00:22:48,583
I have already forgotten you.
409
00:22:57,842 --> 00:23:01,137
Okay.
You can do this. You're okay.
410
00:23:09,479 --> 00:23:11,815
I'm billionaire
astronaut Leon Kovi
411
00:23:11,898 --> 00:23:16,611
and it's my pleasure to welcome you to the
Kovi Industries International Spaceport.
412
00:23:16,694 --> 00:23:20,073
Together, we can build
a better world
413
00:23:20,156 --> 00:23:21,950
on a different world.
414
00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:24,369
- Hey!
- Oh, my God.
415
00:23:24,452 --> 00:23:26,037
What are you doing here?
416
00:23:26,121 --> 00:23:28,123
And what are you wearing?
417
00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:30,708
I just came to see the launch.
And I got all this duty-free.
418
00:23:30,792 --> 00:23:32,377
Wore it right out of the store.
419
00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,462
Duty-free doesn't mean free.
You just robbed a gift shop.
420
00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:36,172
What? No.
421
00:23:36,256 --> 00:23:37,757
Wait, really?
422
00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:43,638
Look, I just came to apologize.
I was a dick. Also, I need a favor.
423
00:23:43,721 --> 00:23:46,141
You are the ingrown toenail
of humanity.
424
00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:48,685
- Leave me alone.
- Just hear me out for one minute.
425
00:23:48,768 --> 00:23:50,812
All I need is for you to tell
security I'm your family
426
00:23:50,895 --> 00:23:52,564
- so I can accompany you to the gate.
- What?
427
00:23:52,647 --> 00:23:55,316
No. God! I'm leaving this
planet largely because of you.
428
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,944
And I totally understand.
Again, so, so sorry.
429
00:23:58,027 --> 00:24:00,488
- It's just...
- It's just, "Go away."
430
00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,368
You had a plan, right?
431
00:24:05,452 --> 00:24:07,078
So you know what it feels like
when that plan gets taken from you.
432
00:24:07,162 --> 00:24:08,997
How it just kills you?
433
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,291
I barely got in this school.
I took out 100 loans
434
00:24:11,374 --> 00:24:14,294
and I worked a dozen crappy
jobs because this was my plan.
435
00:24:14,377 --> 00:24:15,753
To go to Mars.
436
00:24:15,837 --> 00:24:18,006
And now Ginny is there
and I have to be with her.
437
00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:20,675
I have to adventure with her.
Just like you.
438
00:24:20,758 --> 00:24:22,886
- Just like Kelvin.
- Calvin.
439
00:24:22,969 --> 00:24:24,762
Just like Calvin.
440
00:24:24,846 --> 00:24:26,681
But now Ginny is gone.
441
00:24:26,764 --> 00:24:30,226
And all I have left is one last
chance to see a rocket launch up close
442
00:24:30,310 --> 00:24:33,354
which I have dreamt about
for as long as I can remember.
443
00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:35,732
Sophie...
444
00:24:35,815 --> 00:24:38,359
you can keep my dream alive,
445
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:40,820
if only for
a couple more hours.
446
00:24:44,532 --> 00:24:47,619
Please. Please help me.
447
00:24:48,912 --> 00:24:51,539
You are not allowed to talk.
448
00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:57,921
And on the first colonial
mission the ship's hull was damaged.
449
00:24:58,004 --> 00:24:59,714
Kovi had to survive
in the air ducts.
450
00:24:59,797 --> 00:25:01,549
Now, he almost died,
451
00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,801
but his lung capacity
is unparalleled.
452
00:25:03,885 --> 00:25:06,429
My lung capacity is also
kind of unparalleled.
453
00:25:06,513 --> 00:25:08,264
When I was a kid, I actually
went under in the wave pool.
454
00:25:08,348 --> 00:25:09,766
I was down there for, like,
three minutes
455
00:25:09,849 --> 00:25:11,559
before anyone could
even pull me back up.
456
00:25:11,643 --> 00:25:14,687
They all thought I drowned,
but I really just passed out.
457
00:25:14,771 --> 00:25:16,856
That's why I never go to
the bathroom in the wave pool.
458
00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:19,275
Did you know that this whole building
is triple-reinforced with concrete?
459
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:22,320
Space concrete. In case the
shuttle explodes on the launchpad.
460
00:25:22,403 --> 00:25:24,739
Which has only happened twice.
461
00:25:24,822 --> 00:25:26,574
- What's happening?
- Shut up.
462
00:25:26,658 --> 00:25:28,743
It's something I have to do
when I'm nervous.
463
00:25:28,826 --> 00:25:32,205
- I dance to relieve tension.
- No, no, no. I'm into it.
464
00:25:33,790 --> 00:25:35,583
- Don't make fun of me.
- I'm not.
465
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:38,253
This is the first interesting
thing I've seen you do.
466
00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:39,921
I hate when boys
do that.
467
00:25:40,004 --> 00:25:43,466
As if they are the arbiters
of all that is interesting.
468
00:25:46,469 --> 00:25:48,429
Final call
for all zones.
469
00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:50,640
Final boarding call
for all zones.
470
00:25:55,770 --> 00:25:58,231
- Okay. This is it.
- This is it.
471
00:25:58,314 --> 00:25:59,899
Goodbye forever, Walt.
472
00:26:00,942 --> 00:26:02,986
- Well, maybe not forever.
- Forever.
473
00:26:03,069 --> 00:26:05,280
Oh, I actually
got you something.
474
00:26:05,363 --> 00:26:06,948
Don't worry,
I paid for it this time.
475
00:26:07,031 --> 00:26:08,616
But Duty Free should really
change its name.
476
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:11,578
- Walt.
- Right. Yeah.
477
00:26:11,661 --> 00:26:13,162
Thank you for everything.
478
00:26:13,246 --> 00:26:14,998
Also, makes us even
for the orb.
479
00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:18,376
Sure. We're even.
480
00:26:24,966 --> 00:26:27,260
Last guest on.
Locking up the gate.
481
00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:43,318
One Mississippi.
Two Mississippi.
482
00:26:43,401 --> 00:26:46,487
Three Mississippi.
483
00:26:46,571 --> 00:26:51,326
Cosmic background temperature is
currently minus 455 degrees Fahrenheit.
484
00:27:46,255 --> 00:27:49,384
Welcome to the
Kovi Industries standard-issue escape pod.
485
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:52,970
Our orbital
shuttle will gently transfer you
486
00:27:53,054 --> 00:27:54,389
to the Olarun Four,
487
00:27:54,472 --> 00:27:56,474
our state-of-the-art cruiser,
488
00:27:56,557 --> 00:28:00,561
where you'll enjoy the journey
to Mars in unparalleled comfort.
489
00:28:00,645 --> 00:28:02,730
And remember, once we take off,
490
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:05,441
there is literally
no turning back.
491
00:28:09,946 --> 00:28:13,658
♪ Goodbye earthling
Hope to see you soon ♪
492
00:28:13,741 --> 00:28:18,371
♪ We'll miss you lots We'll miss
your thoughts But not your CO-2 ♪
493
00:28:18,454 --> 00:28:21,791
Ten, nine,
494
00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:23,668
eight,
495
00:28:23,751 --> 00:28:25,253
seven,
496
00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:27,088
six,
497
00:28:27,171 --> 00:28:29,006
five,
498
00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:35,513
- four, three, two, one.
- I am coming to Mars.
499
00:29:27,690 --> 00:29:29,442
Hey, that wasn't
so bad, was it?
500
00:29:29,525 --> 00:29:31,444
Considering we all
could have blown up.
501
00:29:31,527 --> 00:29:35,198
Just kidding. You're now
docking with the Olarun Four
502
00:29:35,281 --> 00:29:37,617
where you'll enjoy
complimentary gravity,
503
00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:39,702
a self-guided spacewalk.
504
00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:50,171
Welcome to
the Olarun Four,
505
00:29:50,254 --> 00:29:53,257
your home for the next 35 days.
506
00:29:53,341 --> 00:29:55,760
I'm self-made
billionaire Leon Kovi
507
00:29:55,843 --> 00:29:58,638
and I cannot wait to meet you on Mars.
508
00:29:59,639 --> 00:30:01,015
You did it! You're on the ship!
509
00:30:01,098 --> 00:30:03,518
- Yay, Sophie!
- You made it!
510
00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:05,853
Calvin
isn't worth it!
511
00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:08,356
Bye! I love you!
512
00:30:08,439 --> 00:30:09,982
Right this way.
513
00:30:10,066 --> 00:30:13,861
- Straight down the hallway.
- I love you. Call me.
514
00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:18,574
Captain Tarter,
you are needed on the flight deck.
515
00:30:18,658 --> 00:30:21,828
Although the computer
is piloting the ship.
516
00:30:30,670 --> 00:30:33,214
- You.
- I work here.
517
00:30:33,297 --> 00:30:35,508
Oh, thank God it's you.
518
00:30:35,591 --> 00:30:37,176
You asshole!
519
00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:39,387
- Wait, wait, wait.
- You used me.
520
00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:42,139
No. A little. I can explain.
521
00:30:42,223 --> 00:30:44,892
I'm gonna hide in that air duct.
You're never gonna see me again.
522
00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:47,687
Until you get caught. Or die.
523
00:30:47,770 --> 00:30:49,814
I'm not gonna get caught.
524
00:30:49,897 --> 00:30:52,733
- I already caught you.
- Exactly. What are the chances that's gonna happen again?
525
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,571
- You're so strong.
- Shut up.
526
00:30:56,654 --> 00:31:00,575
They will run your information, they will link
you to me. I brought you through security.
527
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:02,743
- Aiding and abetting.
- Yeah, but you didn't know.
528
00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,079
Best case scenario, they send
us back in escape pods.
529
00:31:05,162 --> 00:31:07,415
No, I can't get back
on one of those things.
530
00:31:07,498 --> 00:31:09,792
And you go to the jail for five to ten. I
would be put on a no-fly list indefinitely.
531
00:31:09,876 --> 00:31:12,044
I can't see Calvin
or any of them.
532
00:31:12,128 --> 00:31:14,171
For years, we'll...
What are you doing?
533
00:31:14,255 --> 00:31:16,883
I'm texting Ginny.
534
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,765
I broke your orb by accident.
535
00:31:24,849 --> 00:31:27,351
It is a closed network.
536
00:31:27,435 --> 00:31:29,687
You text Ginny, anyone, you...
537
00:31:30,563 --> 00:31:34,025
We get caught.
538
00:31:34,108 --> 00:31:35,860
Then let's get in
the air ducts.
539
00:31:37,486 --> 00:31:39,322
Come with me.
540
00:31:43,409 --> 00:31:45,453
Hello, Sophie.
541
00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:48,289
Initiating
ambient sound control.
542
00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:53,920
Hey. You cannot, under any
circumstances, leave my room, okay?
543
00:31:54,003 --> 00:31:55,671
- What?
- I will sneak you in food.
544
00:31:55,755 --> 00:31:58,591
There's a bathroom.
It'll be like camping.
545
00:31:58,674 --> 00:32:00,593
Okay, clearly you've never gone
camping before
546
00:32:00,676 --> 00:32:03,971
and I'm not going to spend my
first trip to space on the toilet.
547
00:32:04,055 --> 00:32:05,806
Because you prefer
the air ducts?
548
00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:07,475
Because what
do you think happens
549
00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,644
when two people are trapped
in the same room together?
550
00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:12,480
When two humans are
confined for an extended period
551
00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:14,607
it results in
either more humans,
552
00:32:14,690 --> 00:32:16,150
or fewer humans.
553
00:32:16,233 --> 00:32:17,860
- Who is that?
- That's Cornelia.
554
00:32:17,944 --> 00:32:19,862
Complimentary AI
for the journey.
555
00:32:19,946 --> 00:32:22,073
And I'm your captain, Tarter.
556
00:32:22,156 --> 00:32:23,532
Captain Tarter.
557
00:32:26,410 --> 00:32:28,037
Calvin.
558
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,498
- I like your sauce.
- It's Captain.
559
00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:32,500
The sauce is my father.
560
00:32:35,962 --> 00:32:37,213
What the fuck?
561
00:32:37,296 --> 00:32:39,632
I don't remember you
from orientation.
562
00:32:39,715 --> 00:32:41,342
What happened?
563
00:32:41,425 --> 00:32:43,552
Did you have to come right back
and just rip his jumpsuit off?
564
00:32:43,636 --> 00:32:46,931
- Yeah?
- This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
565
00:32:47,014 --> 00:32:48,641
Long-term girlfriend.
566
00:32:51,102 --> 00:32:54,021
I don't believe it.
567
00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:56,857
I'm gonna have to rename
this corridor Lovers' Lane.
568
00:32:56,941 --> 00:32:58,609
Tabby! Celeste!
569
00:32:58,693 --> 00:33:00,361
Come meet your new neighbors.
570
00:33:01,278 --> 00:33:03,280
Hello. I'm Tabby.
571
00:33:03,364 --> 00:33:05,866
- This is Celeste.
- Hi. I'm Celeste.
572
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:07,827
- Sophie.
- Calvin.
573
00:33:07,910 --> 00:33:09,870
- I'm a scientist.
- Engineer.
574
00:33:09,954 --> 00:33:12,248
- Double threat.
- Enough shoptalk.
575
00:33:12,331 --> 00:33:15,793
Tabby and Celeste over here,
or can I call you Taboo and Celery?
576
00:33:15,876 --> 00:33:17,545
They've been engaged
for nine years.
577
00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:20,006
We are actually not engaged.
578
00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:24,260
Yet. It's just when we were
talking earlier
579
00:33:24,343 --> 00:33:28,055
I was saying,
"We'll probably get engaged
580
00:33:28,139 --> 00:33:29,932
once we get to Mars."
581
00:33:30,016 --> 00:33:33,060
- Congratulations?
- You know, as captain,
582
00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:35,354
I could marry all of you guys.
583
00:33:35,438 --> 00:33:36,897
I mean, not like
a four-way thing.
584
00:33:36,981 --> 00:33:38,899
- Two weddings.
- We should do this.
585
00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:40,943
- No.
- Full disclosure. I just need to have a party on this ship.
586
00:33:41,027 --> 00:33:43,821
Honestly. I can pilot
a four-billion-dollar spaceship
587
00:33:43,904 --> 00:33:47,742
through an asteroid belt, but I can't
get one of you guys to let loose.
588
00:33:47,825 --> 00:33:49,452
You know what
I'm talking about?
589
00:33:49,535 --> 00:33:51,120
You don't.
590
00:33:51,203 --> 00:33:54,165
Well, it was nice to meet you.
591
00:33:54,248 --> 00:33:55,666
Yeah.
592
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:57,418
Okay.
593
00:33:57,501 --> 00:34:00,629
All right, you guys. Just need to
see your ID so I can check you in,
594
00:34:00,713 --> 00:34:02,548
and I'll be out
of your love nest.
595
00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:09,472
I don't seem to have my ID on me.
I don't wanna hold you up.
596
00:34:09,555 --> 00:34:11,474
I can run it by
the bridge later.
597
00:34:11,557 --> 00:34:13,017
I knew it.
598
00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:17,229
You're the looks,
she's the brains.
599
00:34:17,313 --> 00:34:19,190
Yeah.
600
00:34:19,273 --> 00:34:23,194
Listen, when you find it, just scan it
on the wall and Cornelia will log you in.
601
00:34:23,277 --> 00:34:25,404
'Kay? Awesome.
602
00:34:26,614 --> 00:34:30,034
Ooh, happy early birthday.
603
00:34:30,117 --> 00:34:31,619
How old is she gonna be?
604
00:34:34,121 --> 00:34:37,500
Trick question.
You never say a woman's age.
605
00:34:37,583 --> 00:34:40,628
How old do I look?
606
00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:42,546
Trick question.
607
00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:46,592
A-hole.
608
00:34:50,554 --> 00:34:52,723
- It's your birthday?
- In two weeks.
609
00:34:52,807 --> 00:34:54,058
- Listen, I gotta...
- We should throw a party!
610
00:34:54,141 --> 00:34:55,643
I don't do birthdays.
611
00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:57,353
Jehovah's Witness?
612
00:34:57,436 --> 00:34:59,313
No. They're arbitrary,
and we don't need any extra attention.
613
00:34:59,396 --> 00:35:01,190
Well, extra attention
is kinda the point.
614
00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:03,442
Oh, no, I see what you mean.
615
00:35:03,526 --> 00:35:06,612
All onboard data flows through the manifest,
which is controlled by the ship's log.
616
00:35:06,695 --> 00:35:09,406
So if anyone knows how to
print you an ID, it's them.
617
00:35:09,490 --> 00:35:10,825
How do you know all this stuff?
618
00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:12,409
Do you think I would let
the love of my life
619
00:35:12,493 --> 00:35:14,495
take one of these ships
across the solar system
620
00:35:14,578 --> 00:35:16,705
without knowing exactly
how it's made?
621
00:35:18,582 --> 00:35:20,292
Don't say that
like it's normal.
622
00:35:31,428 --> 00:35:32,471
Hello?
623
00:35:40,271 --> 00:35:43,482
R-I-G... G?
624
00:35:47,653 --> 00:35:48,821
Huh.
625
00:35:50,447 --> 00:35:53,367
Says here you were already on
the Olarun Two.
626
00:35:53,450 --> 00:35:55,077
Oh, there...
627
00:35:55,161 --> 00:35:57,413
Earl, this is a clerical error.
628
00:35:57,496 --> 00:36:00,666
You know how computers
just get buggy sometimes?
629
00:36:00,749 --> 00:36:03,210
Why are you two standing
so far apart?
630
00:36:03,294 --> 00:36:06,463
Most young couples are all over
each other, kissing...
631
00:36:06,547 --> 00:36:08,799
at an alarming frequency.
632
00:36:08,883 --> 00:36:09,925
Yeah.
633
00:36:10,634 --> 00:36:12,052
That makes sense.
634
00:36:12,136 --> 00:36:13,470
Right, sweetie?
635
00:36:17,850 --> 00:36:18,726
Ah!
636
00:36:18,809 --> 00:36:21,812
Say, Earl... what's this?
637
00:36:23,314 --> 00:36:24,815
Space wine.
638
00:36:24,899 --> 00:36:25,774
Cool.
639
00:36:25,858 --> 00:36:28,068
I usually drink alone.
640
00:36:28,152 --> 00:36:31,113
I gave Carla a glass...
641
00:36:31,197 --> 00:36:32,823
but she can't hold her liquor.
642
00:36:32,907 --> 00:36:33,991
Carla?
643
00:36:34,074 --> 00:36:36,493
Oh. Carla, the computer.
644
00:36:36,577 --> 00:36:38,996
You can't hold
your liquor.
645
00:36:41,582 --> 00:36:42,583
Uh...
646
00:36:43,209 --> 00:36:44,084
Earl...
647
00:36:51,550 --> 00:36:52,843
Oh!
648
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:54,720
All right.
649
00:36:55,679 --> 00:36:57,181
Soft reboot, Earl.
650
00:36:57,264 --> 00:36:59,433
How do you know
how to do all this?
651
00:36:59,516 --> 00:37:02,186
My thesis is on eliminating
planned obsolescence
652
00:37:02,269 --> 00:37:04,063
and universal
mechanical literacy
653
00:37:04,146 --> 00:37:07,483
as key tools to promote
biospheric sustainability.
654
00:37:07,566 --> 00:37:10,319
It'd be kind of ironic if I didn't
know how to fix it, you know?
655
00:37:10,402 --> 00:37:12,780
Yeah. Yeah,
I know, I know. I do know...
656
00:37:12,863 --> 00:37:13,739
It's ironic.
657
00:37:13,822 --> 00:37:15,783
Earl, is that you?
658
00:37:15,866 --> 00:37:17,493
I had the most terrible dream.
659
00:37:17,576 --> 00:37:19,662
Let's get you that ID.
660
00:37:19,745 --> 00:37:20,913
Hello, Calvin.
661
00:37:21,830 --> 00:37:22,957
Hello, Calvin.
662
00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:25,292
Hello, Calvin.
663
00:37:27,628 --> 00:37:29,505
Your photo will show up
in all the system reports
664
00:37:29,588 --> 00:37:33,217
so as long as no one does a deep
search, you should be fine.
665
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:35,594
Calvin hates social media.
666
00:37:35,678 --> 00:37:38,597
Okay. Amazing. Wow. My heart is racing.
What are we doing next?
667
00:37:38,681 --> 00:37:39,765
Next? We lay low.
668
00:37:39,848 --> 00:37:42,184
What? No.
Oh, my heart.
669
00:37:42,268 --> 00:37:43,310
- Gary?
- Cornelia.
670
00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:44,812
Cornelia, is my heart normal?
671
00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:46,480
Your biorhythms
are elevated.
672
00:37:46,563 --> 00:37:49,066
You may be experiencing
cardiac arrest...
673
00:37:49,149 --> 00:37:50,818
or sexual reproduction.
674
00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:52,861
Oh, it's definitely not
sexual reproduction.
675
00:37:52,945 --> 00:37:54,154
Okay. We need a routine.
676
00:37:54,238 --> 00:37:57,074
Be seen enough
not to draw attention.
677
00:37:57,825 --> 00:37:59,368
Oh, here we go.
678
00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:01,870
A lecture series by a few of
the Mars specialists on board.
679
00:38:01,954 --> 00:38:03,080
Hard pass.
680
00:38:03,163 --> 00:38:04,498
- Bathing in zero G...
- Soft maybe.
681
00:38:04,581 --> 00:38:07,167
Food tube cooking, spacewalk...
682
00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:08,335
Spacewalk?
683
00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:10,004
No. You need a partner for that
684
00:38:10,087 --> 00:38:12,673
and there's no way I'm getting
off the ship until it lands.
685
00:38:12,756 --> 00:38:15,676
Come on, Sophie.
We are in the clear.
686
00:38:15,759 --> 00:38:17,136
Let's go have some fun.
687
00:38:17,219 --> 00:38:18,345
We're not gonna get caught.
688
00:38:18,429 --> 00:38:20,389
They're not gonna kick us off.
689
00:38:20,472 --> 00:38:21,640
Check it. Cornelia?
690
00:38:21,724 --> 00:38:23,183
Greetings, Calvin-Walt.
691
00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:24,977
Nope. Just Calvin.
692
00:38:25,060 --> 00:38:27,271
Cornelia, wasn't there
a stowaway on the Olarun Three?
693
00:38:27,354 --> 00:38:28,856
Yes.
A feline was discovered.
694
00:38:28,939 --> 00:38:31,483
And isn't that cat
now the very first cat on Mars?
695
00:38:31,567 --> 00:38:32,901
- No.
- See?
696
00:38:32,985 --> 00:38:34,737
What?
697
00:38:34,820 --> 00:38:37,239
She is awaiting trial
for her crimes against the company.
698
00:38:37,323 --> 00:38:38,490
Ripley.
699
00:38:38,574 --> 00:38:40,242
And that's why we stick
to the plan.
700
00:38:40,326 --> 00:38:42,119
- What's this?
- Calvin's practice interviews.
701
00:38:42,202 --> 00:38:44,705
If you're going to be him,
you have to get to know him.
702
00:38:44,788 --> 00:38:46,415
You filmed them?
703
00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:49,376
I will download his thesis
for you and explain it to you,
704
00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:53,130
and show you some of
the messages he sent me.
705
00:38:53,213 --> 00:38:54,048
The PG ones.
706
00:38:54,131 --> 00:38:56,175
You mean the boring ones.
707
00:38:56,258 --> 00:38:58,886
Cornelia,
please dim the lights.
708
00:39:02,306 --> 00:39:04,516
This is gonna suck, isn't it?
709
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,435
Only for 35 days.
710
00:39:16,278 --> 00:39:19,365
We can do quizzes
at 7:00 a.m. and 8:00 p.m.
711
00:39:19,448 --> 00:39:21,450
- Two a day?
- Yes!
712
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:22,576
What about...
713
00:39:22,659 --> 00:39:24,119
personal intimacy time?
714
00:39:24,203 --> 00:39:26,246
We share that room.
715
00:39:26,330 --> 00:39:28,957
Exercise some self-control.
716
00:39:36,131 --> 00:39:38,300
Hey, there she is.
717
00:39:38,384 --> 00:39:40,761
- Sorry, do we have a call scheduled?
- No, no, we didn't.
718
00:39:40,844 --> 00:39:43,931
I just thought that you might
be in the mood.
719
00:39:44,014 --> 00:39:45,432
Got to shit.
720
00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:47,643
Wrong room! Wrong room!
721
00:39:47,726 --> 00:39:50,354
Whoa! Whoa! Hypocrite!
Hypocrite! Hypocrite!
722
00:39:50,437 --> 00:39:51,939
Sophie! Sophie?
723
00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:54,441
- You get 10 minutes a day.
- 15.
724
00:39:54,525 --> 00:39:56,610
- Twelve.
- Fine.
725
00:39:56,693 --> 00:40:03,784
Humans. AI. A crucial relationship
that should always remain professional.
726
00:40:03,867 --> 00:40:05,744
Even I struggle to follow.
727
00:40:05,828 --> 00:40:08,080
We would love it if you would
do a lecture on terraforming.
728
00:40:08,163 --> 00:40:10,082
- No.
- Since you are the expert.
729
00:40:10,165 --> 00:40:14,503
He had a traumatic accident
on stage last year
730
00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:17,214
and he's recovering still.
731
00:40:17,297 --> 00:40:18,549
Did you get an erection?
732
00:40:18,632 --> 00:40:20,050
- What?
- Yes.
733
00:40:20,134 --> 00:40:21,468
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
734
00:40:21,552 --> 00:40:23,512
- You have to keep a low profile.
- I am.
735
00:40:23,595 --> 00:40:26,557
People wanna hang out with me
even after the erection rumors.
736
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,809
It's weird, I know. It's never
happened to me before.
737
00:40:28,892 --> 00:40:31,228
It's because they wanna
hang out with Calvin.
738
00:40:31,311 --> 00:40:32,980
Ginny doesn't care
if I work out.
739
00:40:34,189 --> 00:40:35,649
She does.
740
00:40:35,732 --> 00:40:36,817
No, she doesn't.
741
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,194
She does.
742
00:40:40,404 --> 00:40:42,364
Hey. No.
743
00:40:42,448 --> 00:40:43,949
Pick it up.
744
00:40:44,032 --> 00:40:46,034
Given my major
in biochemical engineering
745
00:40:46,118 --> 00:40:48,954
and my parents' existing
employment at Kovi Industries.
746
00:40:49,037 --> 00:40:50,706
Not that I should be hired...
747
00:40:50,789 --> 00:40:53,625
through nepotism or something
like that.
748
00:40:53,709 --> 00:40:55,335
I just mean that maybe if I
could...
749
00:40:55,419 --> 00:40:57,713
- Hey, relax.
- I am relaxed.
750
00:40:57,796 --> 00:41:00,215
You're doing fine.
751
00:41:00,299 --> 00:41:02,426
Why don't you talk about how we use the same
tech on Earth to aid in waste reduction...
752
00:41:02,509 --> 00:41:04,303
- Sophie.
- ...develop new bioplastics, and innovate...
753
00:41:04,386 --> 00:41:07,097
- Sophie.
- Please just focus on the camera.
754
00:41:07,181 --> 00:41:09,975
If I deviate too much, they'll just
skip to the next applicant, okay?
755
00:41:10,058 --> 00:41:11,935
Sure. Rolling.
756
00:41:12,019 --> 00:41:14,104
Good night,
sweet passengers.
757
00:41:14,188 --> 00:41:17,357
May your dreams be filled with
the counting of electric sheep.
758
00:41:17,441 --> 00:41:20,569
Hey!
You're coming to Mars?
759
00:41:20,652 --> 00:41:22,946
- And then you go radio silent?
- Mother...
760
00:41:23,030 --> 00:41:24,656
- Hello, Sophie.
- Privacy! Privacy!
761
00:41:24,740 --> 00:41:26,533
- Wait! Are you watching porn?
- You're coming to Mars?
762
00:41:26,617 --> 00:41:28,035
- What? No!
- Lights!
763
00:41:28,118 --> 00:41:29,369
Pause. Just pause.
764
00:41:29,453 --> 00:41:30,871
Play.
765
00:41:30,954 --> 00:41:34,458
Hi. You're coming to Mars?
766
00:41:34,541 --> 00:41:37,127
And then you go radio silent?
767
00:41:37,211 --> 00:41:38,962
I don't know if you're
serious or not...
768
00:41:39,046 --> 00:41:42,049
- but call me.
- You logged in? Are you kidding?
769
00:41:42,132 --> 00:41:45,302
I couldn't tell if Ginny was actually
excited that I was coming to Mars.
770
00:41:45,385 --> 00:41:47,596
I'm just trying to get
a more scientific answer.
771
00:41:47,679 --> 00:41:51,558
You're using facial recognition software
to find out if your girlfriend likes you?
772
00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:54,436
Likelihood
of romantic interest...
773
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,771
- 82%.
- Yeah!
774
00:41:55,854 --> 00:41:57,898
- Who was that?
- I am Gary.
775
00:41:57,981 --> 00:42:01,026
That's Cornelia. I reprogrammed her
name and voice to Gary. After Gary.
776
00:42:01,109 --> 00:42:02,611
You can't do that.
777
00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:04,279
I'm lonely.
And you don't let me talk to anyone.
778
00:42:04,363 --> 00:42:06,657
No. You can't change things
without telling me, okay?
779
00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:08,742
There's a plan
and we stick to the plan.
780
00:42:08,825 --> 00:42:12,079
If we don't, we go to jail,
or we get ejected into the sun.
781
00:42:12,162 --> 00:42:13,580
You can't just unilaterally
change things
782
00:42:13,664 --> 00:42:15,749
because you're insecure
about your relationship.
783
00:42:15,832 --> 00:42:18,001
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you talking to me
or are you talking to Calvin right now?
784
00:42:18,085 --> 00:42:19,419
What's that supposed to mean?
785
00:42:19,503 --> 00:42:21,463
I didn't change your plans.
Calvin did.
786
00:42:21,547 --> 00:42:24,424
I didn't ditch you to go to
Mars for a job, Calvin did.
787
00:42:24,508 --> 00:42:27,761
I didn't refuse to send you nudes.
788
00:42:27,844 --> 00:42:28,971
Those texts were off-limits.
789
00:42:29,054 --> 00:42:30,931
I saw them by accident.
790
00:42:31,014 --> 00:42:34,101
Where are you going?
791
00:42:34,184 --> 00:42:36,687
I saw Earl eating ice cream,
but they don't serve it in the cafeteria,
792
00:42:36,770 --> 00:42:39,523
which means he's got his own little
supply that I'm gonna steal from
793
00:42:39,606 --> 00:42:42,484
because I am stressed.
And when I'm stressed, I need sugar.
794
00:42:42,568 --> 00:42:43,443
No!
795
00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:55,122
I work here!
796
00:42:55,205 --> 00:42:56,957
Does that ever really work?
797
00:42:58,625 --> 00:43:00,002
Most of the time, yeah.
798
00:43:00,085 --> 00:43:01,461
We have to get out of here.
799
00:43:01,545 --> 00:43:02,796
We are going to get caught.
800
00:43:02,879 --> 00:43:05,507
You are the only person that
ever catches me.
801
00:43:05,591 --> 00:43:06,967
Okay. Okay.
802
00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:09,261
If you're gonna be here,
you gotta pull your weight.
803
00:43:09,344 --> 00:43:12,055
I know you're not used to this sort
of sneaking around, espionage thing.
804
00:43:12,139 --> 00:43:13,640
I am. I'm the expert here,
805
00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:15,767
so I'm gonna be looking
for the refrigeration unit.
806
00:43:15,851 --> 00:43:17,769
The cooling kind.
807
00:43:17,853 --> 00:43:19,062
Like that one?
808
00:43:21,857 --> 00:43:23,525
Okay. Come on.
809
00:43:23,609 --> 00:43:26,653
Guess this means I'm kinda grounded
for the rest of the flight?
810
00:43:26,737 --> 00:43:28,655
- Kinda.
- Copy that.
811
00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:31,450
And can you please keep your opinions
about my relationship to yourself?
812
00:43:31,533 --> 00:43:33,577
You've no idea what
we've been through.
813
00:43:33,660 --> 00:43:35,162
Hello, Sophie.
814
00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:36,496
You're right.
815
00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:39,416
Ambient sound
control activated.
816
00:43:39,499 --> 00:43:40,500
Sorry.
817
00:43:44,338 --> 00:43:46,256
Okay. Apology accepted.
818
00:43:46,340 --> 00:43:48,342
You know,
you're almost always right.
819
00:43:48,425 --> 00:43:50,510
Even in those last three
arguments with Calvin.
820
00:43:50,594 --> 00:43:52,304
And I know I shouldn't
have read them...
821
00:43:53,096 --> 00:43:55,015
but you were right.
822
00:43:55,098 --> 00:43:58,352
It's honestly creepy and kind of
annoying how right you are all the time.
823
00:43:58,435 --> 00:44:02,648
Especially as someone who is wrong
almost all the time. Never right.
824
00:44:02,731 --> 00:44:04,691
Well, except right now.
825
00:44:04,775 --> 00:44:06,193
Me saying that you're right...
826
00:44:06,276 --> 00:44:09,696
Okay. I got it. Thanks.
Now, let's go.
827
00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:14,034
And you're totally right to lock me
in here for the rest of the trip.
828
00:44:15,494 --> 00:44:17,663
But can we please start
my house arrest tomorrow?
829
00:44:19,164 --> 00:44:20,290
Why?
830
00:44:22,459 --> 00:44:24,503
This is made out of algae?
831
00:44:27,422 --> 00:44:28,548
Smells like it.
832
00:44:28,632 --> 00:44:30,634
This is pretty bad.
833
00:44:30,717 --> 00:44:32,219
It's awful.
834
00:44:32,302 --> 00:44:33,553
Calvin would love it.
835
00:44:33,637 --> 00:44:34,846
Okay, that's...
836
00:44:35,847 --> 00:44:36,973
probably true.
837
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,685
I don't know how he does it.
838
00:44:40,310 --> 00:44:41,687
Does what?
839
00:44:41,770 --> 00:44:45,232
Super focused,
algae genius thing.
840
00:44:45,315 --> 00:44:46,400
Like it's all he thinks about.
841
00:44:46,483 --> 00:44:48,527
It's not all he thinks about.
842
00:44:48,610 --> 00:44:50,737
Okay, well...
843
00:44:50,821 --> 00:44:52,864
the great thing
about being Walt,
844
00:44:52,948 --> 00:44:57,077
is that he's not smart enough to think
about any one thing for too long.
845
00:44:58,036 --> 00:45:00,580
I miss Walt. Good guy.
846
00:45:00,664 --> 00:45:01,665
Handsome.
847
00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:05,669
So, what about you and Ginny?
848
00:45:07,629 --> 00:45:09,339
What about us?
849
00:45:09,423 --> 00:45:12,467
You're flying to Mars for her.
You must have some sort of plan.
850
00:45:13,176 --> 00:45:14,469
I don't know.
851
00:45:16,221 --> 00:45:18,807
I steal the spaceship...
852
00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:20,934
travel the stars...
853
00:45:21,017 --> 00:45:22,394
adventure.
854
00:45:24,688 --> 00:45:26,523
What?
855
00:45:26,606 --> 00:45:30,527
You've been on a spaceship, traveling
through the stars your entire life.
856
00:45:34,948 --> 00:45:36,199
Earth.
857
00:45:38,118 --> 00:45:40,287
In a billion years...
858
00:45:40,370 --> 00:45:45,083
we will never build
or find anything quite like it.
859
00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:48,086
It's our only spaceship.
860
00:45:50,672 --> 00:45:54,843
What could we possibly do out
here that we couldn't do there?
861
00:45:57,179 --> 00:46:01,433
You ever worry the wrong person
is headed to the wrong planet?
862
00:46:02,434 --> 00:46:03,518
Me and Calvin?
863
00:46:05,729 --> 00:46:06,813
No.
864
00:46:07,856 --> 00:46:09,232
We'll be back.
865
00:46:09,316 --> 00:46:11,985
Once his contract
is up...
866
00:46:12,068 --> 00:46:14,613
First his turn, then my turn.
867
00:46:14,696 --> 00:46:17,157
Right. The plan.
868
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:19,367
We're building a life together.
869
00:46:19,451 --> 00:46:23,830
And when you find something
extraordinary, you fight for it.
870
00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:26,666
Sacrifice for it. Protect it.
871
00:46:27,626 --> 00:46:29,169
Yes.
872
00:46:29,252 --> 00:46:34,049
Because what most of us
fail to appreciate...
873
00:46:34,132 --> 00:46:39,513
when presented with something truly unique,
is that it will only ever exist once.
874
00:46:39,596 --> 00:46:41,097
You read my thesis.
875
00:46:41,181 --> 00:46:42,891
I may have even understood it.
876
00:46:42,974 --> 00:46:46,645
That is weirdly touching.
877
00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:04,371
That algae really
isn't sitting well.
878
00:47:04,454 --> 00:47:06,748
Don't mention algae.
879
00:47:06,832 --> 00:47:08,667
Hello, peers.
880
00:47:08,750 --> 00:47:12,546
Unfortunately, I've just learned
that our scheduled speaker,
881
00:47:12,629 --> 00:47:14,756
Doctor Franklin Dearborn...
882
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:18,385
has come down with a mild case
of "space madness."
883
00:47:18,468 --> 00:47:20,387
- Awesome.
- And his scheduled presentation
884
00:47:20,470 --> 00:47:25,100
on the theoretical limits of quantum
propulsion is being rescheduled.
885
00:47:25,183 --> 00:47:28,144
However, I was logging on to
one of the community terminals
886
00:47:28,228 --> 00:47:32,482
and I came across this
fascinating thesis presentation.
887
00:47:33,608 --> 00:47:34,776
There it is.
888
00:47:35,527 --> 00:47:37,487
Calvin Riggins...
889
00:47:37,571 --> 00:47:39,489
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, my God.
890
00:47:39,573 --> 00:47:42,784
...is our very modest but very
accomplished expert in terraformation.
891
00:47:42,868 --> 00:47:44,369
And I'm hoping
he'll save the day
892
00:47:44,452 --> 00:47:46,580
by coming up here
and teaching us a bit
893
00:47:46,663 --> 00:47:49,666
about how Mars will someday
be as green as Earth.
894
00:47:49,749 --> 00:47:52,377
Hopefully, greener,
as Earth is dying.
895
00:47:53,837 --> 00:47:55,547
Come on up here, Calvin.
896
00:47:57,424 --> 00:48:00,302
- What do I do?
- I don't know. Maybe just riff.
897
00:48:00,385 --> 00:48:01,720
Isn't, like, talking
your superpower?
898
00:48:01,803 --> 00:48:02,971
Calvin!
899
00:48:03,054 --> 00:48:03,930
One second.
900
00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:06,099
Calvin! Calvin!
901
00:48:06,182 --> 00:48:07,934
Calvin! Calvin!
902
00:48:08,018 --> 00:48:10,186
Give me one of your earbuds.
We'll use it like a walkie-talkie.
903
00:48:10,270 --> 00:48:11,813
You can just tell me
what to say.
904
00:48:12,856 --> 00:48:13,982
I left them in the room.
905
00:48:14,065 --> 00:48:15,650
Get up here!
906
00:48:15,734 --> 00:48:17,819
Have them eject me
towards the sun.
907
00:48:17,903 --> 00:48:19,738
Calvin! All right,
here he comes!
908
00:48:19,821 --> 00:48:22,240
He's coming up!
909
00:48:22,324 --> 00:48:26,036
Don't worry.
If you get an erection, keep going.
910
00:48:32,375 --> 00:48:34,085
Uh, hi.
911
00:48:36,671 --> 00:48:42,010
I'm Calvin.
I'm a terraformologist.
912
00:48:44,304 --> 00:48:46,139
Zinger!
913
00:48:46,222 --> 00:48:48,350
Let's start with the basics.
914
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:50,977
Terraforming...
915
00:48:51,061 --> 00:48:54,606
which comes from
the Latin term "Terra..."
916
00:48:54,689 --> 00:48:56,524
- Oh, God.
- ...meaning "Earth..."
917
00:48:56,608 --> 00:48:59,069
and forming...
918
00:48:59,152 --> 00:49:01,363
That's forming.
919
00:49:05,617 --> 00:49:08,411
"Changing Mars for us."
920
00:49:09,079 --> 00:49:12,165
Changing for us.
921
00:49:14,834 --> 00:49:15,794
Changing...
922
00:49:21,049 --> 00:49:25,011
Someone a lot smarter than me once
said that Mars is like our mirror.
923
00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:28,682
The reflection of
what is deepest in our hearts.
924
00:49:28,765 --> 00:49:30,558
Calvin, that's so true.
925
00:49:30,642 --> 00:49:33,061
After traveling with you guys
for the last few weeks,
926
00:49:33,144 --> 00:49:37,273
I don't really know
if that's true anymore.
927
00:49:37,357 --> 00:49:41,528
When I look at you,
I see the smartest people on the planet.
928
00:49:43,113 --> 00:49:45,198
And you've spent
your entire lives
929
00:49:45,281 --> 00:49:49,911
trying to check an impossible
set of boxes...
930
00:49:51,287 --> 00:49:52,914
for Mars.
931
00:49:52,998 --> 00:49:54,708
And I get it.
932
00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:57,669
Mars is awesome. I applied to
this program, like, 37 times.
933
00:50:04,801 --> 00:50:06,594
But maybe
when you find that thing
934
00:50:06,678 --> 00:50:09,556
that you're willing to cross the
entire universe to be with...
935
00:50:12,267 --> 00:50:14,853
just make sure it's ready
to do the same for you.
936
00:50:18,189 --> 00:50:20,275
Don't terraform yourself.
937
00:50:22,152 --> 00:50:23,528
It's your life, too.
938
00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:38,168
Thanks for listening!
939
00:50:39,919 --> 00:50:41,087
I'm done.
940
00:50:41,171 --> 00:50:43,590
That was it? A little short.
941
00:50:43,673 --> 00:50:45,216
Tabby...
942
00:50:45,300 --> 00:50:46,509
let's get married.
943
00:50:48,136 --> 00:50:49,471
What?
944
00:50:49,554 --> 00:50:51,806
I mean engaged to get married.
945
00:50:51,890 --> 00:50:56,394
Calvin's presentation, it was useless
from a technical perspective...
946
00:50:58,480 --> 00:50:59,898
but he's right.
947
00:50:59,981 --> 00:51:02,484
I should have
never put Mars before us.
948
00:51:03,693 --> 00:51:04,694
Before you.
949
00:51:04,778 --> 00:51:06,780
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
950
00:51:06,863 --> 00:51:08,823
What say you, woman?
951
00:51:08,907 --> 00:51:09,908
Yes!
952
00:51:10,408 --> 00:51:11,534
Yes!
953
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:17,457
Listen up, everybody.
954
00:51:17,540 --> 00:51:21,461
Mandatory engagement party
in T-minus 30 minutes.
955
00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:27,634
It's finally happening!
956
00:51:27,717 --> 00:51:30,261
A real dance party!
957
00:51:30,345 --> 00:51:32,263
It's time to shine, bitch.
958
00:51:37,268 --> 00:51:38,103
Hey!
959
00:51:47,403 --> 00:51:48,655
Hey.
960
00:51:49,906 --> 00:51:51,783
Did you make this?
961
00:51:51,866 --> 00:51:53,701
I didn't pack a dress.
962
00:51:55,245 --> 00:51:57,705
You are so annoyingly
good at things.
963
00:51:57,789 --> 00:52:00,583
Coming from a guy that just
inspired an engagement party
964
00:52:00,667 --> 00:52:04,087
with a speech pulled from the
deepest recesses of his own ass.
965
00:52:04,170 --> 00:52:06,506
Oh, this isn't
an engagement party.
966
00:52:06,589 --> 00:52:08,007
What are you talking about?
967
00:52:09,425 --> 00:52:10,718
It's a birthday party.
968
00:52:13,096 --> 00:52:14,722
I don't do birthdays.
969
00:52:16,015 --> 00:52:18,643
You also
don't fly on rockets
970
00:52:18,726 --> 00:52:20,603
or conspire with stowaways.
971
00:52:20,687 --> 00:52:23,356
I think you just gotta face it.
972
00:52:23,439 --> 00:52:25,483
You're a space criminal now.
973
00:52:27,193 --> 00:52:29,362
Now make a wish. And don't wish
to go on a spacewalk with me
974
00:52:29,445 --> 00:52:32,198
because that's, kind of,
an open-door policy.
975
00:52:32,282 --> 00:52:34,367
Any time. Any time.
976
00:52:34,450 --> 00:52:35,618
Please.
977
00:52:36,953 --> 00:52:38,037
Spacewalk.
978
00:52:38,121 --> 00:52:40,039
My wish.
979
00:52:40,123 --> 00:52:41,332
You got it.
980
00:52:43,835 --> 00:52:45,670
Do you wanna get your parents
on a video call?
981
00:52:47,505 --> 00:52:49,632
My parents died when I was 14.
982
00:52:51,467 --> 00:52:52,427
What?
983
00:52:56,890 --> 00:52:58,975
I'm so sorry.
984
00:52:59,058 --> 00:53:00,351
I had no idea.
985
00:53:01,352 --> 00:53:03,062
Calvin's family took me in.
986
00:53:03,146 --> 00:53:05,732
Well, Jan, actually.
987
00:53:05,815 --> 00:53:10,236
She didn't even hesitate.
It was just, "Here's your room."
988
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:11,738
"What are your favorite meals?"
989
00:53:11,821 --> 00:53:14,991
and "I'm ready to go shopping
whenever you are."
990
00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:30,632
You know, Calvin probably
wouldn't go to a party like this.
991
00:53:32,050 --> 00:53:33,885
Okay. I'll go peacefully.
992
00:53:33,968 --> 00:53:35,595
Just let me have one more song.
993
00:53:35,678 --> 00:53:39,390
No, I mean...
you should be Walt tonight.
994
00:53:41,392 --> 00:53:44,145
'Cause you miss him so much.
995
00:53:45,813 --> 00:53:46,898
Come on, Tsukino.
996
00:53:51,861 --> 00:53:52,904
Yeah!
997
00:54:01,204 --> 00:54:03,122
- Oh, my God, it's our room.
- Here we go.
998
00:54:03,206 --> 00:54:05,124
Ambient
sound control activated.
999
00:54:05,208 --> 00:54:06,834
I should really go
hang up this dress.
1000
00:54:06,918 --> 00:54:08,127
Yeah, let's keep it on.
1001
00:54:08,211 --> 00:54:09,712
Think of it like
a really big bib.
1002
00:54:09,796 --> 00:54:13,383
That space wine hits extra hard
with this altitude.
1003
00:54:13,466 --> 00:54:15,176
Oh, my God, Walt.
1004
00:54:15,260 --> 00:54:18,721
We are in space,
not high in the sky.
1005
00:54:18,805 --> 00:54:21,599
Do you have any idea
how space works?
1006
00:54:23,643 --> 00:54:25,228
I'm sorry.
1007
00:54:25,311 --> 00:54:29,649
Sometimes you're just so dumb
and it makes me so angry.
1008
00:54:29,732 --> 00:54:30,817
I know.
1009
00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:34,362
Makes me angry too.
1010
00:54:41,452 --> 00:54:43,121
Gary, can you please
dim the lights?
1011
00:54:45,581 --> 00:54:47,333
I feel like a Hot Pocket.
1012
00:54:57,135 --> 00:54:58,136
Hey.
1013
00:55:02,724 --> 00:55:05,184
What should we do for
my birthday?
1014
00:55:08,229 --> 00:55:10,523
Something
old Sophie couldn't...
1015
00:55:12,275 --> 00:55:16,029
but new Sophie can.
1016
00:55:17,947 --> 00:55:18,990
I can't do this.
1017
00:55:19,073 --> 00:55:20,199
You can totally do this.
1018
00:55:20,283 --> 00:55:21,909
- We're gonna die.
- Eventually.
1019
00:55:21,993 --> 00:55:23,077
In glorious battle.
1020
00:55:23,161 --> 00:55:25,079
- Let's go back inside.
- No.
1021
00:55:27,332 --> 00:55:28,207
Look at me.
1022
00:55:29,417 --> 00:55:30,251
On three.
1023
00:55:30,335 --> 00:55:31,502
What? What on three?
1024
00:55:31,586 --> 00:55:32,962
You know what on three.
1025
00:55:34,339 --> 00:55:35,256
Seriously?
1026
00:55:36,132 --> 00:55:37,300
One.
1027
00:55:40,803 --> 00:55:41,721
One.
1028
00:55:42,805 --> 00:55:44,515
- Two.
- Two.
1029
00:55:44,599 --> 00:55:45,683
- Three.
- Three.
1030
00:56:06,746 --> 00:56:08,247
Whoa.
1031
00:56:08,331 --> 00:56:09,832
Kovi
Industries is not responsible
1032
00:56:09,916 --> 00:56:11,626
for your actions
on this spacewalk.
1033
00:56:11,709 --> 00:56:15,088
Should your tether break,
we must assume user error.
1034
00:56:15,171 --> 00:56:17,757
Please launch yourselves
onto the platform.
1035
00:56:20,259 --> 00:56:21,511
Come on.
1036
00:56:21,594 --> 00:56:24,389
Getting closer isn't gonna
change the view.
1037
00:56:24,472 --> 00:56:26,641
Getting closer always changes
the view.
1038
00:56:58,714 --> 00:57:00,383
No, no, no.
1039
00:57:00,466 --> 00:57:01,217
Stay.
1040
00:57:09,225 --> 00:57:11,477
You can do this. You can do this.
He is no better than you.
1041
00:57:11,561 --> 00:57:13,521
You're brave. You're strong.
You can do this.
1042
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,054
Is it everything you imagined?
1043
00:57:47,763 --> 00:57:48,931
No.
1044
00:57:50,141 --> 00:57:52,810
Of course it's not.
1045
00:57:52,894 --> 00:57:54,479
It's so much better.
1046
00:58:46,572 --> 00:58:48,032
What the hell was that?
1047
00:58:48,115 --> 00:58:49,784
I don't know.
1048
00:58:49,867 --> 00:58:51,953
Please remain
calm, human passengers
1049
00:58:52,036 --> 00:58:55,540
as there is nothing you can do to
increase your odds of survival.
1050
00:58:55,623 --> 00:58:58,167
All right. Listen up, everybody.
Roughly 11 minutes ago,
1051
00:58:58,251 --> 00:59:01,254
our hull was breached by an
unidentified piece of debris.
1052
00:59:01,337 --> 00:59:03,089
Our O2 reserves
have been pierced,
1053
00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:05,424
so we'll be docking
at the Mars orbital station,
1054
00:59:05,508 --> 00:59:07,969
and we'll take a freight
shuttle to the surface.
1055
00:59:08,052 --> 00:59:09,887
Come with me.
1056
00:59:09,971 --> 00:59:11,931
Hello, Sophie.
1057
00:59:12,014 --> 00:59:14,350
They're checking IDs at the Mars database,
which is basically space customs.
1058
00:59:14,433 --> 00:59:15,768
So the moment they scan yours, they're
gonna see that Calvin is already on Mars.
1059
00:59:15,851 --> 00:59:17,019
Oh, shit.
1060
00:59:17,103 --> 00:59:18,229
Question.
1061
00:59:18,312 --> 00:59:19,647
Do you think you can fit
in my suitcase?
1062
00:59:20,982 --> 00:59:22,733
That feels like
a first draft idea.
1063
00:59:22,817 --> 00:59:24,777
Okay. Well, if you weren't so
gangly then it might work.
1064
00:59:24,860 --> 00:59:26,320
What if we say there
are two Calvins?
1065
00:59:26,404 --> 00:59:28,155
The one on Mars
is already the imposter.
1066
00:59:28,239 --> 00:59:30,408
I could sleep with Captain Tarter.
I know that I'm her type.
1067
00:59:30,491 --> 00:59:31,951
It's like a honeypot scheme.
1068
00:59:32,034 --> 00:59:33,619
We know that she's indebted
to me after that point,
1069
00:59:33,703 --> 00:59:35,746
and not because I want to
or anything, but because it,
1070
00:59:35,830 --> 00:59:37,331
- you know, would help us...
- Okay, stop.
1071
00:59:39,542 --> 00:59:41,711
How do you feel
about air ducts?
1072
00:59:43,588 --> 00:59:45,256
O2 reserves dropping.
1073
00:59:45,339 --> 00:59:47,967
Human passengers are advised
to remain calm
1074
00:59:48,050 --> 00:59:49,885
and breathe as little
as possible.
1075
00:59:49,969 --> 00:59:52,138
Sophie for Walt.
Sophie for Walt.
1076
00:59:52,221 --> 00:59:53,764
Do you read me?
1077
00:59:53,848 --> 00:59:55,766
One hundred bucks says you just
said that into your wrist.
1078
00:59:56,809 --> 00:59:57,810
No.
1079
00:59:58,519 --> 00:59:59,478
Liar.
1080
00:59:59,562 --> 01:00:01,022
Shut up. You need to focus.
1081
01:00:01,105 --> 01:00:03,816
At the next junction,
turn left.
1082
01:00:03,899 --> 01:00:04,984
Turning left.
1083
01:00:07,903 --> 01:00:09,655
- Turned left.
- Okay.
1084
01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:12,408
This shaft connects
to the orbital station.
1085
01:00:13,909 --> 01:00:15,786
Take me to the what, Sophie?
1086
01:00:15,870 --> 01:00:19,290
Do not, under any circumstances,
go towards the turbine.
1087
01:00:19,373 --> 01:00:20,499
- Sophie.
- Walt.
1088
01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:22,710
Walt. Walt?
1089
01:00:22,793 --> 01:00:26,422
Passengers are
advised to move to Sub-concourse A.
1090
01:00:26,505 --> 01:00:28,924
Do not, under any
circumstances...
1091
01:00:32,928 --> 01:00:35,890
lose faith in yourself.
1092
01:00:35,973 --> 01:00:37,391
Come on, Walt.
1093
01:00:37,475 --> 01:00:38,726
This is a lot easier.
1094
01:00:42,521 --> 01:00:44,732
Walt. Walt.
1095
01:00:47,777 --> 01:00:48,736
Walt?
1096
01:00:50,112 --> 01:00:51,113
Walt?
1097
01:00:52,657 --> 01:00:53,783
Are you up there?
1098
01:00:57,953 --> 01:00:59,872
Of course.
1099
01:00:59,955 --> 01:01:02,333
You picked the wrong shaft.
1100
01:01:05,086 --> 01:01:08,214
You idiot. You moron.
1101
01:01:08,297 --> 01:01:09,215
Hey.
1102
01:01:10,466 --> 01:01:11,550
I'm here.
1103
01:01:11,634 --> 01:01:12,551
I'm here.
1104
01:01:12,635 --> 01:01:14,804
Why wouldn't you say so?
1105
01:01:14,887 --> 01:01:16,639
I thought you were gonna
do the whole
1106
01:01:16,722 --> 01:01:18,557
"She thought he was dead
and then she revealed
1107
01:01:18,641 --> 01:01:21,852
"that she actually thought
he was a great guy" thing.
1108
01:01:23,187 --> 01:01:25,272
You need to get upstairs with
everyone else.
1109
01:01:25,356 --> 01:01:27,900
I'm gonna be
totally fine down here.
1110
01:01:27,983 --> 01:01:32,238
It's pretty cramped up there,
and they already checked my ID so...
1111
01:01:39,745 --> 01:01:40,913
Is that a tent?
1112
01:01:45,543 --> 01:01:47,086
Mmm-hmm.
1113
01:01:50,798 --> 01:01:52,591
This feels wrong.
1114
01:01:52,675 --> 01:01:54,260
Sophie. We're camping.
1115
01:01:54,343 --> 01:01:55,386
Think of it like foraging.
1116
01:01:55,469 --> 01:01:58,055
This is camping-adjacent
at best.
1117
01:01:58,139 --> 01:02:01,350
Come on. Use your imagination.
1118
01:02:01,434 --> 01:02:03,894
Smells bad. It's uncomfortable.
1119
01:02:03,978 --> 01:02:06,772
You can go to the bathroom
anywhere you want.
1120
01:02:06,856 --> 01:02:08,023
Just like camping.
1121
01:02:09,650 --> 01:02:11,193
I think we need a view.
1122
01:02:15,239 --> 01:02:17,032
Beginning orbital rotation.
1123
01:02:17,116 --> 01:02:20,286
Estimated time to arrival,
14 hours.
1124
01:02:25,541 --> 01:02:27,460
Where to go first?
1125
01:02:27,543 --> 01:02:29,128
Wait. Lights.
1126
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:31,464
Good idea.
1127
01:02:43,768 --> 01:02:45,227
Wow.
1128
01:02:45,311 --> 01:02:46,479
Titan.
1129
01:02:47,229 --> 01:02:48,647
Good choice.
1130
01:02:52,985 --> 01:02:54,361
Try Europa.
1131
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:06,957
I feel like it's staring at me.
1132
01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:08,459
Then look away.
1133
01:03:09,335 --> 01:03:10,503
No.
1134
01:03:10,586 --> 01:03:12,797
That's exactly what it wants.
1135
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,257
I can tell this is getting
painful for you.
1136
01:03:15,341 --> 01:03:16,550
Yeah.
1137
01:03:21,096 --> 01:03:22,473
Did you just break it?
1138
01:03:22,556 --> 01:03:24,517
No. Just wait.
1139
01:03:30,356 --> 01:03:31,941
It's the beginning.
1140
01:03:33,484 --> 01:03:34,568
Of what?
1141
01:03:40,199 --> 01:03:41,575
Of everything.
1142
01:03:52,461 --> 01:03:54,588
Are those stars?
1143
01:03:54,672 --> 01:03:58,592
Dark matter collecting
under the force of gravity.
1144
01:04:00,636 --> 01:04:05,683
Invisible strings just
pulling everything into place.
1145
01:04:14,859 --> 01:04:17,361
And celestial bodies just...
1146
01:04:20,197 --> 01:04:21,407
follow.
1147
01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:36,005
What happened?
1148
01:04:36,088 --> 01:04:38,465
I think
the universe just ended.
1149
01:04:42,511 --> 01:04:43,762
- We should...
- I just...
1150
01:04:43,846 --> 01:04:44,889
You...
1151
01:04:46,682 --> 01:04:48,267
We should probably
get some sleep.
1152
01:04:48,350 --> 01:04:49,727
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1153
01:05:29,725 --> 01:05:32,311
"Buy a small country."
1154
01:05:32,394 --> 01:05:34,647
"Kidnap Gary from
the coffee shop."
1155
01:05:34,730 --> 01:05:36,106
He never leaves.
1156
01:05:36,190 --> 01:05:40,361
"Get brain augmenting
chip installed."
1157
01:05:40,444 --> 01:05:42,613
Yeah. I wanna read other
people's minds.
1158
01:05:42,696 --> 01:05:45,950
This is
an impossible checklist.
1159
01:05:46,951 --> 01:05:48,535
I deserve that.
1160
01:05:52,456 --> 01:05:53,749
Where are we?
1161
01:05:53,832 --> 01:05:57,711
We are about five minutes
from where I grew up.
1162
01:05:57,795 --> 01:06:00,756
It's basically
an illegal dump site.
1163
01:06:00,839 --> 01:06:03,509
My dad used to
bring me out here.
1164
01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:04,677
Cool.
1165
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:07,304
It was so dangerous.
1166
01:06:07,388 --> 01:06:10,224
Like, exposed wires everywhere,
and broken glass,
1167
01:06:10,307 --> 01:06:13,644
and I got electrocuted,
like, 100 times.
1168
01:06:13,727 --> 01:06:15,312
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.
1169
01:06:15,396 --> 01:06:18,691
And it smelled terrible.
1170
01:06:18,774 --> 01:06:20,359
Like, so bad.
1171
01:06:22,069 --> 01:06:26,198
We were gonna save the world,
one broken thing at a time.
1172
01:06:30,786 --> 01:06:33,330
I loved it.
1173
01:06:33,414 --> 01:06:36,625
Sophie? Where are you?
1174
01:06:36,709 --> 01:06:37,835
Call me.
1175
01:06:42,756 --> 01:06:45,759
I should probably go up
and call him.
1176
01:07:29,887 --> 01:07:33,932
Hey. I've been messaging you since
we heard about the collision.
1177
01:07:34,016 --> 01:07:35,851
Why haven't you called?
1178
01:07:35,934 --> 01:07:37,227
My...
1179
01:07:37,311 --> 01:07:38,604
My tablet died.
1180
01:07:38,687 --> 01:07:40,564
You can't disappear
like that, okay?
1181
01:07:40,647 --> 01:07:42,274
Jan has been losing her mind.
1182
01:07:42,357 --> 01:07:44,193
- Brandon got, like, really quiet.
- I just...
1183
01:07:44,276 --> 01:07:46,361
Which has
never happened before.
1184
01:07:46,445 --> 01:07:48,572
Listen, I need to
tell you something.
1185
01:07:52,409 --> 01:07:53,619
Wait...
1186
01:07:54,787 --> 01:07:56,038
Where are you?
1187
01:07:58,373 --> 01:08:01,835
It was supposed to be
a surprise, but...
1188
01:08:03,420 --> 01:08:05,506
Okay, check it out.
1189
01:08:06,882 --> 01:08:09,885
This is your room.
1190
01:08:12,387 --> 01:08:13,430
My room?
1191
01:08:13,514 --> 01:08:16,225
It was Mom's idea.
1192
01:08:16,308 --> 01:08:20,646
My dad built
a soldering station.
1193
01:08:20,729 --> 01:08:23,482
Brandon put together
a hydroponic garden.
1194
01:08:26,485 --> 01:08:27,611
And...
1195
01:08:29,071 --> 01:08:30,572
and your folks.
1196
01:08:30,656 --> 01:08:33,826
Already moved in.
Just waiting on your arrival.
1197
01:08:33,909 --> 01:08:35,536
I love it.
1198
01:08:37,913 --> 01:08:41,208
I know I don't articulate
things well...
1199
01:08:41,291 --> 01:08:44,670
sometimes, emotions, but...
1200
01:08:44,753 --> 01:08:46,255
I know.
1201
01:08:49,550 --> 01:08:52,094
You said you wanted
to tell me something?
1202
01:08:52,719 --> 01:08:53,720
No.
1203
01:08:55,180 --> 01:08:56,181
I'll see you soon.
1204
01:08:56,265 --> 01:08:57,975
I'll see you when you land.
1205
01:09:37,931 --> 01:09:39,224
Walt.
1206
01:09:40,934 --> 01:09:41,894
Huh?
1207
01:09:41,977 --> 01:09:43,812
Tell me what you think.
1208
01:09:43,896 --> 01:09:46,064
I'm gonna hide in one of these
storage boxes with this O2 canister.
1209
01:09:46,148 --> 01:09:49,276
When you find me,
in one of the storage units...
1210
01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:50,527
in about...
1211
01:09:51,737 --> 01:09:52,821
two-and-a-half...
1212
01:09:52,905 --> 01:09:54,907
Let's say two hours,
just to be safe.
1213
01:09:55,490 --> 01:09:56,658
I can't.
1214
01:09:56,742 --> 01:09:57,868
Are you afraid that
I'm gonna be dead?
1215
01:09:57,951 --> 01:09:59,203
No. Walt.
1216
01:09:59,286 --> 01:10:01,580
Look, if the box smells like
a dead body...
1217
01:10:01,663 --> 01:10:02,664
just keep walking.
1218
01:10:02,748 --> 01:10:04,833
I can't help you anymore.
1219
01:10:09,755 --> 01:10:10,797
I'm sorry.
1220
01:10:13,217 --> 01:10:15,093
But this is my life.
1221
01:10:16,762 --> 01:10:18,680
I can't risk it.
1222
01:10:18,764 --> 01:10:19,932
Calvin...
1223
01:10:21,266 --> 01:10:22,392
is here.
1224
01:10:23,435 --> 01:10:24,770
His family...
1225
01:10:24,853 --> 01:10:27,397
My family is here.
1226
01:10:27,481 --> 01:10:29,066
And Ginny is here.
1227
01:10:29,149 --> 01:10:31,818
Stop acting like our situations
are even remotely the same.
1228
01:10:32,653 --> 01:10:33,779
Right.
1229
01:10:33,862 --> 01:10:36,448
You're not supposed to be here.
1230
01:10:36,531 --> 01:10:39,326
And you are?
'Cause you can buy a ticket.
1231
01:10:41,870 --> 01:10:42,996
That's not fair.
1232
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:44,289
You know what's not fair?
1233
01:10:44,373 --> 01:10:46,667
Try getting this close
to your dreams
1234
01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:47,876
and having someone tell you
1235
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:50,337
you're not good enough
37 times.
1236
01:10:50,420 --> 01:10:52,256
Or meeting the girl
of your dreams
1237
01:10:52,339 --> 01:10:54,967
the night before she goes to
another planet, or having to work...
1238
01:10:55,050 --> 01:10:56,218
Wait.
1239
01:10:56,301 --> 01:10:57,761
What?
1240
01:10:59,888 --> 01:11:02,391
How long have you
and Ginny been together?
1241
01:11:03,392 --> 01:11:04,851
Since freshmen year-ish.
1242
01:11:04,935 --> 01:11:06,561
How "ish"?
1243
01:11:10,524 --> 01:11:13,777
The night before she left
for Mars-ish.
1244
01:11:15,904 --> 01:11:17,322
I'm gonna throw up.
1245
01:11:17,406 --> 01:11:19,116
No, don't do that,
'cause then I'm gonna throw up.
1246
01:11:20,492 --> 01:11:24,162
I can't believe
how selfish you are.
1247
01:11:24,246 --> 01:11:26,832
You are so obsessed
1248
01:11:26,915 --> 01:11:28,917
with escaping
your average existence
1249
01:11:29,001 --> 01:11:33,547
that you would blow up my life,
her life, for what?
1250
01:11:33,630 --> 01:11:35,882
For some sort of adventure?
1251
01:11:35,966 --> 01:11:37,676
For some stupid journal entry?
1252
01:11:37,759 --> 01:11:41,388
Sophie, I couldn't blow up
your life if I tried.
1253
01:11:41,471 --> 01:11:43,015
You're living his life.
1254
01:11:43,098 --> 01:11:45,058
That's ridiculous.
1255
01:11:45,142 --> 01:11:47,185
Do you think
he's gonna move for you?
1256
01:11:47,269 --> 01:11:49,855
Do you think he's gonna go back
to Earth for you?
1257
01:11:49,938 --> 01:11:52,357
That he's not going to get
offered a better job,
1258
01:11:52,441 --> 01:11:54,693
and you're gonna go along
with it, like you always do?
1259
01:11:54,776 --> 01:11:56,320
You don't know
anything about him.
1260
01:11:56,403 --> 01:11:57,904
I actually do.
1261
01:11:58,905 --> 01:12:00,115
I've had to be him.
1262
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,037
He's never gonna
meet you halfway.
1263
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,080
He's never going to follow you.
1264
01:12:08,957 --> 01:12:11,084
You're a coward, Sophie.
1265
01:12:15,589 --> 01:12:17,215
Someday...
1266
01:12:17,299 --> 01:12:20,886
when that stupid journal
is filled...
1267
01:12:20,969 --> 01:12:23,805
you're gonna flip through it
and realize
1268
01:12:23,889 --> 01:12:27,642
just how pointless it all was.
1269
01:12:33,482 --> 01:12:34,483
Sophie...
1270
01:12:36,151 --> 01:12:40,155
I'm here because
I am wanted here.
1271
01:12:49,998 --> 01:12:54,878
You are here because no one
cares where you are.
1272
01:13:31,623 --> 01:13:33,583
Identification confirmed.
1273
01:13:33,667 --> 01:13:35,460
Greetings, Walt from Earth.
1274
01:13:35,544 --> 01:13:38,338
You are under arrest on Mars.
1275
01:14:33,185 --> 01:14:34,686
Hello, Calvin.
1276
01:14:34,769 --> 01:14:37,939
And here we are.
1277
01:14:41,776 --> 01:14:42,861
Wow.
1278
01:14:47,741 --> 01:14:49,117
- Welcome home!
- Welcome home!
1279
01:14:50,285 --> 01:14:52,162
Hi.
1280
01:14:52,245 --> 01:14:53,038
I missed you.
1281
01:14:53,121 --> 01:14:54,247
I missed you.
1282
01:15:02,255 --> 01:15:04,966
You will be
kept here until the return launch.
1283
01:15:05,050 --> 01:15:06,718
If you cannot afford
an attorney,
1284
01:15:06,801 --> 01:15:08,386
one will be provided for you.
1285
01:15:08,470 --> 01:15:11,640
There are currently
no human attorneys on Mars.
1286
01:15:11,723 --> 01:15:12,974
If you're not here
to rescue me,
1287
01:15:13,058 --> 01:15:14,518
can you just leave?
1288
01:15:14,601 --> 01:15:15,685
Hey, stranger.
1289
01:15:17,270 --> 01:15:19,898
What? How are you here?
1290
01:15:19,981 --> 01:15:21,066
I know a guy.
1291
01:15:22,317 --> 01:15:23,944
You know a guy?
1292
01:15:24,027 --> 01:15:25,570
This is Edgar.
1293
01:15:25,654 --> 01:15:27,072
'Sup?
1294
01:15:27,155 --> 01:15:28,114
Hey, guy.
1295
01:15:29,324 --> 01:15:30,200
Two minutes?
1296
01:15:34,871 --> 01:15:36,039
He's awesome.
1297
01:15:36,122 --> 01:15:37,123
You know what?
1298
01:15:38,208 --> 01:15:39,251
He is awesome.
1299
01:15:39,334 --> 01:15:40,418
Wow.
1300
01:15:42,671 --> 01:15:45,632
He is also my boyfriend.
1301
01:15:45,715 --> 01:15:48,218
My new boyfriend.
1302
01:15:51,096 --> 01:15:51,930
Oh.
1303
01:15:54,099 --> 01:15:55,392
You're dating my guard?
1304
01:15:55,475 --> 01:15:59,521
You followed me to Mars
after one night.
1305
01:15:59,604 --> 01:16:02,107
Kind of needed to start dating
a security guard.
1306
01:16:05,777 --> 01:16:07,153
Just to be clear...
1307
01:16:08,697 --> 01:16:10,323
you're not here to rescue me?
1308
01:16:11,867 --> 01:16:13,201
No.
1309
01:16:13,285 --> 01:16:15,996
But I did bring you
some company.
1310
01:16:20,709 --> 01:16:21,960
Ripley?
1311
01:16:22,043 --> 01:16:23,878
Oh, my God. Hi.
1312
01:16:23,962 --> 01:16:26,506
What are you doing here?
I thought you were arrested.
1313
01:16:31,261 --> 01:16:32,137
Time to go.
1314
01:16:41,479 --> 01:16:43,815
You'll be okay, Walt.
1315
01:16:43,898 --> 01:16:45,984
I mean, we both know
who you're really in love with.
1316
01:16:48,528 --> 01:16:49,654
Mars.
1317
01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:50,572
Mars.
1318
01:16:51,281 --> 01:16:52,198
And you made it.
1319
01:16:54,576 --> 01:16:55,452
More or less.
1320
01:17:04,377 --> 01:17:07,297
It says his application was
rejected like 100 times.
1321
01:17:07,380 --> 01:17:09,299
- Wow, 100 times?
- 37.
1322
01:17:09,382 --> 01:17:12,761
I don't understand why someone would
wanna be somewhere they do not belong.
1323
01:17:12,844 --> 01:17:14,888
- Yeah, you've got a point.
- Well, I think it's exciting.
1324
01:17:14,971 --> 01:17:17,807
Did you and the stowaway
cross paths, Sophie?
1325
01:17:17,891 --> 01:17:19,100
- No.
- No?
1326
01:17:19,184 --> 01:17:21,144
No.
He must've been hiding.
1327
01:17:21,227 --> 01:17:23,146
- Really?
- In the air ducts or something.
1328
01:17:23,229 --> 01:17:26,107
- Wow. Can you just imagine?
- That is so stupid.
1329
01:17:26,191 --> 01:17:28,318
So, any idea what
you're gonna do
1330
01:17:28,401 --> 01:17:29,694
now that you're here?
1331
01:17:29,778 --> 01:17:32,280
I recommended her for a spot
on my team.
1332
01:17:32,364 --> 01:17:33,698
What?
1333
01:17:33,782 --> 01:17:35,659
Well, they love you for it.
1334
01:17:35,742 --> 01:17:37,702
You're totally qualified and they're
always looking for young candidates
1335
01:17:37,786 --> 01:17:39,371
who can carry out
the next phase.
1336
01:17:39,454 --> 01:17:40,789
The next phase?
1337
01:17:40,872 --> 01:17:42,999
Yeah, the 12-year
life-cycle trials.
1338
01:17:57,055 --> 01:17:58,223
Wake up, Walt.
1339
01:18:05,772 --> 01:18:06,981
Did you just talk?
1340
01:18:08,274 --> 01:18:09,609
It's time to go.
1341
01:18:10,485 --> 01:18:11,319
Gary?
1342
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:14,322
Is that you?
1343
01:18:14,406 --> 01:18:16,658
I didn't really think
the cat could talk.
1344
01:18:28,336 --> 01:18:29,170
Clear?
1345
01:18:31,715 --> 01:18:32,549
Copy.
1346
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:39,723
Come closer.
1347
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:41,641
Hello?
1348
01:18:53,778 --> 01:18:54,612
Okay.
1349
01:18:55,697 --> 01:18:56,531
Ripley.
1350
01:19:13,214 --> 01:19:14,132
Hello, Walt.
1351
01:19:18,970 --> 01:19:21,473
Holy shit. It's you.
1352
01:19:21,556 --> 01:19:22,849
Leon Kovi.
1353
01:19:22,932 --> 01:19:25,560
I have that same picture
right by my bed.
1354
01:19:25,643 --> 01:19:27,312
That sounded weird.
1355
01:19:27,395 --> 01:19:30,148
I've thought about meeting you
for a really, really long time.
1356
01:19:32,609 --> 01:19:33,485
As have I.
1357
01:19:34,319 --> 01:19:35,445
What?
1358
01:19:35,528 --> 01:19:37,322
I have been monitoring
your progress
1359
01:19:37,405 --> 01:19:40,617
since you first entered
that escape pod back on Earth.
1360
01:19:43,995 --> 01:19:45,163
Oh, shit.
1361
01:19:45,246 --> 01:19:46,748
Bob,
you seeing this kid?
1362
01:19:46,831 --> 01:19:48,333
Yep,
kid thinks he's invisible.
1363
01:19:48,416 --> 01:19:50,543
You have cameras everywhere?
1364
01:19:50,627 --> 01:19:53,463
Bob says,
everybody just act like you don't see him.
1365
01:19:53,546 --> 01:19:55,381
Why didn't
you arrest me?
1366
01:19:55,465 --> 01:19:57,884
Well, I ran a profile and the
risk of you impacting the journey
1367
01:19:57,967 --> 01:19:59,969
in a meaningful way
was below zero
1368
01:20:00,053 --> 01:20:02,555
which I didn't even think
was mathematically possible,
1369
01:20:02,639 --> 01:20:04,516
but it was,
it was a negative number, Walt.
1370
01:20:04,599 --> 01:20:07,852
There was some concern that
you would die in the air ducts.
1371
01:20:07,936 --> 01:20:10,688
And the smell
of your rotting carcass
1372
01:20:10,772 --> 01:20:13,233
might disturb
some of the paying guests.
1373
01:20:14,150 --> 01:20:15,235
Bets were made.
1374
01:20:15,944 --> 01:20:16,778
I won.
1375
01:20:20,490 --> 01:20:22,700
That girl had nothing
to do with it.
1376
01:20:22,784 --> 01:20:26,871
- Walt!
- She did. But I forced her. Not, like, forced her.
1377
01:20:26,955 --> 01:20:28,414
Blackmail. Light blackmail.
1378
01:20:28,498 --> 01:20:30,667
There is no such thing
as "light blackmail," okay?
1379
01:20:30,750 --> 01:20:33,670
There's no diet blackmail.
You blackmailed her, it's fine.
1380
01:20:35,046 --> 01:20:36,923
So, what happens now?
1381
01:20:37,006 --> 01:20:41,594
Well, the board has voted to write
this off as a security systems test.
1382
01:20:41,678 --> 01:20:43,346
Ship you back to Earth
1383
01:20:43,429 --> 01:20:45,390
and tie you up
in so much legal trouble
1384
01:20:45,473 --> 01:20:48,434
that the world at large
will never hear from you again.
1385
01:20:48,518 --> 01:20:51,145
Can I at least get
my own escape pod?
1386
01:20:52,063 --> 01:20:54,607
Walt, I hate the board.
1387
01:20:54,691 --> 01:20:56,901
So, I leaked
the security footage.
1388
01:20:56,985 --> 01:20:59,445
I shared your whole journey
with the world.
1389
01:20:59,529 --> 01:21:00,780
Oh. You what?
1390
01:21:00,864 --> 01:21:02,407
It's become so popular.
1391
01:21:02,490 --> 01:21:04,242
Look how happy it makes people.
1392
01:21:04,325 --> 01:21:06,661
I'm told it's called
"Walt-ing."
1393
01:21:06,744 --> 01:21:10,081
She's Walt-ing. He's Walt-ing.
They're all Walt-ing.
1394
01:21:10,164 --> 01:21:11,416
Walt-ing?
1395
01:21:11,499 --> 01:21:12,876
I, myself, can't Walt.
I have a bad back.
1396
01:21:12,959 --> 01:21:15,086
But Alan here has Walted.
Haven't you, Alan?
1397
01:21:15,169 --> 01:21:18,423
I am hiding. I am a sneaky,
sneaky human boy.
1398
01:21:18,506 --> 01:21:21,050
It's very, very fresh.
1399
01:21:21,134 --> 01:21:26,180
And now the board
is terrified of a PR backlash.
1400
01:21:27,181 --> 01:21:28,266
Please, sit.
1401
01:21:30,935 --> 01:21:33,354
You remind me
of a young me, Walt.
1402
01:21:33,438 --> 01:21:34,772
Emotionally, that is.
1403
01:21:34,856 --> 01:21:36,858
Intellectually,
it's more of an apples to...
1404
01:21:38,151 --> 01:21:39,444
whatever a much
smarter fruit is.
1405
01:21:39,527 --> 01:21:40,862
What's a smarter fruit, Walt?
1406
01:21:42,530 --> 01:21:43,323
Papaya?
1407
01:21:43,406 --> 01:21:45,199
Papaya! Yes.
1408
01:21:45,283 --> 01:21:46,618
I'm the papaya.
1409
01:21:46,701 --> 01:21:48,745
Do you know why the papaya
came to Mars, Walt?
1410
01:21:50,496 --> 01:21:51,789
Taxes?
1411
01:21:51,873 --> 01:21:54,626
No, I'm a billionaire, Walt,
I don't pay taxes.
1412
01:21:54,709 --> 01:21:58,254
I bet the papaya came for the exact
same reason as the simple little apple.
1413
01:21:59,130 --> 01:21:59,964
Love?
1414
01:22:00,048 --> 01:22:02,216
Love? How old are you?
1415
01:22:02,717 --> 01:22:04,385
No.
1416
01:22:04,469 --> 01:22:06,471
You wouldn't settle
for the relentless
1417
01:22:06,554 --> 01:22:09,849
onslaught of the quotidian
that is life on Earth,
1418
01:22:09,933 --> 01:22:11,726
so you came here...
1419
01:22:11,809 --> 01:22:13,645
to Mars.
1420
01:22:13,728 --> 01:22:16,564
This is not just a playground
for the wealthy, Walt.
1421
01:22:16,648 --> 01:22:20,818
It's a continuation
of our species' rich history
1422
01:22:20,902 --> 01:22:26,157
of curiosity and exploration.
1423
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:30,954
Now, we need the public and our
investors to understand that.
1424
01:22:31,037 --> 01:22:32,914
I think that you and I
1425
01:22:33,915 --> 01:22:34,874
could help each other.
1426
01:22:35,625 --> 01:22:38,544
You, a barista.
1427
01:22:38,628 --> 01:22:39,712
Assistant barista.
1428
01:22:39,796 --> 01:22:41,839
A barista's assistant.
1429
01:22:42,757 --> 01:22:44,676
Unremarkable in every way.
1430
01:22:44,759 --> 01:22:47,762
Truly middle of-the-road,
by all metrics.
1431
01:22:47,845 --> 01:22:49,013
Okay, I got it.
1432
01:22:49,097 --> 01:22:52,100
Stowing away
for an historic journey
1433
01:22:52,934 --> 01:22:54,936
against impossible odds,
1434
01:22:55,019 --> 01:22:57,438
secretly facilitated by me,
of course,
1435
01:22:57,522 --> 01:23:02,443
to discover something that just might
make his meaningless little life
1436
01:23:02,527 --> 01:23:07,156
just a smidgeon,
just a tickle more meaningful.
1437
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:11,744
Now, that is a story
people wanna hear, Walt.
1438
01:23:13,997 --> 01:23:15,039
Oh, what's this?
1439
01:23:18,459 --> 01:23:20,169
Walt, this has your name on it.
1440
01:23:20,253 --> 01:23:22,046
- This is a contract.
- Contract?
1441
01:23:22,130 --> 01:23:23,965
Ceding control of your likeness
1442
01:23:24,048 --> 01:23:26,884
to Kovi Industries
for exclusive use
1443
01:23:26,968 --> 01:23:28,553
in promotional materials
1444
01:23:28,636 --> 01:23:30,888
in perpetuity across all
universes, known and unknown.
1445
01:23:30,972 --> 01:23:32,223
And in exchange...
1446
01:23:33,766 --> 01:23:34,892
you may stay here.
1447
01:23:35,893 --> 01:23:37,562
Are you serious?
1448
01:23:37,645 --> 01:23:39,188
Welcome to Mars, Walt.
1449
01:24:49,050 --> 01:24:50,635
Gary!
1450
01:24:53,012 --> 01:24:55,264
Gary!
1451
01:25:05,733 --> 01:25:08,528
Could I have solved world
hunger with my money, Walt?
1452
01:25:08,611 --> 01:25:10,696
Sure. Dozens of times over.
1453
01:25:10,780 --> 01:25:14,158
But don't you think it's better
that I came to Mars
1454
01:25:14,242 --> 01:25:17,036
to inspire the next generation
of young people
1455
01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:19,038
- to solve world hunger?
- Looking good, guys.
1456
01:25:19,122 --> 01:25:20,998
How handsome.
1457
01:25:21,082 --> 01:25:22,792
- Sure.
- Yes, I agree.
1458
01:25:22,875 --> 01:25:23,751
Sexy.
1459
01:25:51,195 --> 01:25:52,530
Hey, Gary.
1460
01:25:52,613 --> 01:25:54,031
What are they doing down there?
1461
01:25:54,115 --> 01:25:56,534
Preparing the return vessel
for launch.
1462
01:25:56,617 --> 01:25:58,870
At the conclusion
of each orbital cycle,
1463
01:25:58,953 --> 01:26:02,748
the humans celebrate their
domination of this lifeless planet.
1464
01:26:02,832 --> 01:26:04,292
After the festivities,
1465
01:26:04,375 --> 01:26:07,378
broken objects of little value
are sent back to Earth
1466
01:26:07,461 --> 01:26:09,547
for long-term storage.
1467
01:26:09,630 --> 01:26:11,299
You mean, garbage?
1468
01:26:12,133 --> 01:26:13,509
Yes.
1469
01:26:13,593 --> 01:26:14,886
Like sexual reproduction,
1470
01:26:14,969 --> 01:26:17,805
making garbage brings humans
great happiness.
1471
01:26:17,889 --> 01:26:20,558
But looking at it
causes deep shame.
1472
01:26:21,309 --> 01:26:22,602
It must be hidden.
1473
01:26:24,729 --> 01:26:28,024
Are we supposed to be here?
1474
01:26:28,900 --> 01:26:30,651
No.
1475
01:26:30,735 --> 01:26:34,572
I have asked you to return
to the habitat 11 times.
1476
01:26:34,655 --> 01:26:35,573
All right, Gary.
1477
01:26:36,449 --> 01:26:37,450
You win.
1478
01:26:37,533 --> 01:26:38,659
I am Victor.
1479
01:27:06,395 --> 01:27:08,522
Hey, Ga... Victor?
1480
01:27:08,606 --> 01:27:09,607
Yes, Walt?
1481
01:27:12,109 --> 01:27:13,444
I'm gonna need some tools.
1482
01:27:17,865 --> 01:27:20,243
I don't even understand
why you wanna go to this thing.
1483
01:27:22,078 --> 01:27:23,955
It's the return party.
1484
01:27:24,038 --> 01:27:25,206
It's gonna be fun.
1485
01:27:25,289 --> 01:27:27,375
Plus, you can't work
all the time.
1486
01:27:28,167 --> 01:27:29,961
Which reminds me,
1487
01:27:30,044 --> 01:27:31,963
when can I tell them
you can start?
1488
01:27:33,256 --> 01:27:34,131
Start what?
1489
01:27:36,092 --> 01:27:37,593
The job.
1490
01:27:37,677 --> 01:27:39,178
With my team.
1491
01:27:39,262 --> 01:27:41,138
I don't know
if it's the right fit.
1492
01:27:43,975 --> 01:27:44,809
Um...
1493
01:27:48,562 --> 01:27:51,983
It's the perfect fit.
1494
01:27:52,066 --> 01:27:53,734
I mean, it's the same schedule.
1495
01:27:53,818 --> 01:27:56,237
I still have to finish
my thesis anyway so...
1496
01:27:56,320 --> 01:27:58,322
Yes, I know,
1497
01:27:58,406 --> 01:28:02,285
but, well,
you don't need it anymore.
1498
01:28:02,368 --> 01:28:03,661
You're here.
1499
01:28:03,744 --> 01:28:05,579
You have a job offer.
1500
01:28:05,663 --> 01:28:09,500
You can graduate without it.
You know, it's the past.
1501
01:28:09,583 --> 01:28:10,668
It's not the past.
1502
01:28:13,045 --> 01:28:14,380
It's supposed to be the future.
1503
01:28:16,299 --> 01:28:17,258
My future.
1504
01:28:33,482 --> 01:28:34,692
Yeah, no.
1505
01:28:35,359 --> 01:28:36,652
Good stuff, guys.
1506
01:28:38,154 --> 01:28:40,573
Shoot me in the face.
That is getting old.
1507
01:28:40,656 --> 01:28:44,285
Oh! It almost came
to that, honey, trust.
1508
01:28:44,368 --> 01:28:48,539
I voted to eject you,
but Kovi, he's a softy.
1509
01:28:48,622 --> 01:28:50,416
You knew the whole time too?
1510
01:28:50,499 --> 01:28:53,127
Walt, I have an IQ of 165
1511
01:28:53,210 --> 01:28:56,339
and I can pilot a four
billion-dollar spaceship...
1512
01:28:56,422 --> 01:28:59,675
Through an asteroid belt. Yeah.
1513
01:28:59,759 --> 01:29:00,801
I'm sorry.
1514
01:29:02,470 --> 01:29:03,346
It's okay.
1515
01:29:04,388 --> 01:29:08,476
So, how you enjoying Mars?
1516
01:29:08,559 --> 01:29:11,979
Honestly, I thought
it would be different.
1517
01:29:12,063 --> 01:29:13,814
I thought that I would get here
1518
01:29:13,898 --> 01:29:17,151
and I would be changed
or something.
1519
01:29:17,234 --> 01:29:20,488
But now I'm here
and it's exactly the same.
1520
01:29:22,198 --> 01:29:25,451
Walt, it doesn't matter
how far you travel,
1521
01:29:25,534 --> 01:29:27,203
you can never escape yourself.
1522
01:29:29,497 --> 01:29:31,540
Did you just come up with that?
1523
01:29:31,624 --> 01:29:34,710
No, bitch.
That is a very common phrase.
1524
01:29:34,794 --> 01:29:36,921
- How have you not heard that before?
- Never heard it.
1525
01:29:37,004 --> 01:29:39,465
Thank God you pretty,
'cause you dumb.
1526
01:29:39,548 --> 01:29:41,842
You pretty, but you dumb.
1527
01:29:41,926 --> 01:29:43,844
I'm gonna talk
to somebody smarter.
1528
01:29:58,025 --> 01:29:59,777
I should go say hi to the team.
1529
01:29:59,860 --> 01:30:01,445
Oh. Okay.
1530
01:30:17,628 --> 01:30:18,462
Hey.
1531
01:30:22,299 --> 01:30:24,051
Is that supposed
to make us even?
1532
01:30:24,135 --> 01:30:25,010
No.
1533
01:30:26,387 --> 01:30:27,430
You gotta pay for that.
1534
01:30:30,766 --> 01:30:34,979
So, where is the amazing Ginny?
1535
01:30:36,730 --> 01:30:40,943
She is with the amazing Edgar.
1536
01:30:41,026 --> 01:30:42,027
Her new boyfriend.
1537
01:30:47,491 --> 01:30:48,576
You were right, though.
1538
01:30:49,910 --> 01:30:51,370
She was just an excuse.
1539
01:30:57,751 --> 01:30:58,711
I'm sorry.
1540
01:31:02,715 --> 01:31:03,799
For everything.
1541
01:31:09,763 --> 01:31:13,934
So, um, you sticking around
for a while?
1542
01:31:14,018 --> 01:31:16,770
Uh, yeah, looks like it. You?
1543
01:31:25,112 --> 01:31:26,530
Yeah, looks like it.
1544
01:31:33,913 --> 01:31:35,623
That's too bad.
1545
01:32:16,872 --> 01:32:17,748
Oh.
1546
01:32:22,461 --> 01:32:27,091
♪ Goodbye, earthling
Say hello to the Moon ♪
1547
01:32:27,174 --> 01:32:30,803
♪ We'll miss you lots.
We'll miss your thoughts ♪
1548
01:32:30,886 --> 01:32:32,763
♪ But not your C02 ♪
1549
01:32:32,846 --> 01:32:33,847
What is that?
1550
01:32:34,765 --> 01:32:36,308
Nothing.
1551
01:32:36,392 --> 01:32:38,060
Just something silly
someone gave me.
1552
01:32:43,899 --> 01:32:44,900
Sophie.
1553
01:32:48,279 --> 01:32:49,154
You know...
1554
01:32:51,365 --> 01:32:53,450
nothing could ever change
1555
01:32:53,534 --> 01:32:56,287
how much we care for you.
1556
01:32:56,370 --> 01:32:59,415
No matter what happens
between you and Calvin.
1557
01:33:01,166 --> 01:33:02,334
Nothing's gonna happen.
1558
01:33:03,502 --> 01:33:04,336
Well...
1559
01:33:05,379 --> 01:33:06,463
if it did,
1560
01:33:07,923 --> 01:33:09,174
we're your family,
1561
01:33:10,801 --> 01:33:11,844
your constant.
1562
01:33:14,388 --> 01:33:15,889
You're allowed to change.
1563
01:33:17,266 --> 01:33:20,311
Wouldn't it be, like,
crazy awkward?
1564
01:33:20,394 --> 01:33:22,771
I think I know my son
better than anyone.
1565
01:33:23,897 --> 01:33:25,608
He's already crazy awkward.
1566
01:33:31,363 --> 01:33:32,197
Sophie,
1567
01:33:33,907 --> 01:33:36,410
go, wander.
1568
01:33:37,995 --> 01:33:39,747
Figure out what you want.
1569
01:33:40,956 --> 01:33:42,791
We're not going anywhere.
1570
01:34:00,684 --> 01:34:01,560
Hey.
1571
01:34:03,145 --> 01:34:03,979
Hey.
1572
01:34:05,814 --> 01:34:06,774
Can we talk?
1573
01:34:20,954 --> 01:34:23,540
I'm so sorry, Walt.
I'm so sorry.
1574
01:34:23,624 --> 01:34:25,959
Launch logistics,
everyone's yapping in my ear.
1575
01:34:26,043 --> 01:34:27,294
Where were we?
1576
01:34:27,378 --> 01:34:28,545
Ad campaign.
1577
01:34:28,629 --> 01:34:29,463
Right.
1578
01:34:30,089 --> 01:34:31,965
Walt,
1579
01:34:32,049 --> 01:34:34,843
do you remember how I told you,
you could stay?
1580
01:34:34,927 --> 01:34:36,053
Yeah?
1581
01:34:36,136 --> 01:34:37,805
Well, we just finished
the first run
1582
01:34:37,888 --> 01:34:40,224
of our new campaign and
there's been a change of plans.
1583
01:34:40,307 --> 01:34:41,183
Seriously?
1584
01:34:42,935 --> 01:34:46,063
Can I please just have
my own escape pod?
1585
01:34:46,146 --> 01:34:49,817
How about
your very own spaceship?
1586
01:34:50,651 --> 01:34:51,527
What?
1587
01:34:51,610 --> 01:34:53,237
We're sending you to Ceres.
1588
01:34:53,320 --> 01:34:55,239
It's a tiny,
little dwarf planet
1589
01:34:55,322 --> 01:34:58,283
in the main asteroid belt
between us and Jupiter.
1590
01:34:58,367 --> 01:35:01,245
And you are gonna be
the very first person
1591
01:35:01,328 --> 01:35:03,080
to ever set foot on her.
1592
01:35:04,206 --> 01:35:05,916
Again, what?
1593
01:35:05,999 --> 01:35:07,334
We've set up an outpost.
1594
01:35:07,418 --> 01:35:09,461
And it's time
for a ribbon cutting.
1595
01:35:09,545 --> 01:35:12,297
You're gonna set up the ribbon,
you're gonna cut the ribbon.
1596
01:35:12,381 --> 01:35:14,758
It's gonna be very exciting.
We want you there.
1597
01:35:14,842 --> 01:35:17,386
That's... That's amazing.
Thank you.
1598
01:35:17,469 --> 01:35:18,303
Hmm.
1599
01:35:20,013 --> 01:35:21,390
But, why me?
1600
01:35:24,935 --> 01:35:28,105
- Can I be honest with you?
- Yeah.
1601
01:35:28,188 --> 01:35:31,608
People cannot get over
how average you are.
1602
01:35:31,692 --> 01:35:33,610
It's like a superpower
or something,
1603
01:35:33,694 --> 01:35:34,778
I don't know what it is.
1604
01:35:34,862 --> 01:35:36,572
They look at you,
and they think,
1605
01:35:36,655 --> 01:35:38,615
"If this guy can do it,
1606
01:35:38,699 --> 01:35:41,285
then I can do
literally anything."
1607
01:35:44,079 --> 01:35:45,289
I'll take it.
1608
01:35:45,372 --> 01:35:47,291
Great. Good choice.
1609
01:35:47,374 --> 01:35:50,794
Listen, you should probably get
in touch with your family, friends
1610
01:35:50,878 --> 01:35:52,546
or anyone
who's important to you,
1611
01:35:52,629 --> 01:35:54,548
'cause you're not gonna
see them for a few years.
1612
01:35:56,175 --> 01:35:57,468
I gotta take this. Sorry, Walt.
1613
01:35:58,051 --> 01:35:59,136
Hello.
1614
01:35:59,219 --> 01:36:00,721
Yeah, I just ran it by him.
1615
01:36:00,804 --> 01:36:03,182
Yeah, he's happy.
He's super happy.
1616
01:36:03,265 --> 01:36:04,850
It'll be an adventure.
1617
01:36:04,933 --> 01:36:06,268
He's gonna be like the Little Prince.
He'll be great.
1618
01:36:08,395 --> 01:36:09,563
Hey, Alan?
1619
01:36:09,646 --> 01:36:11,440
Yes, Walt.
1620
01:36:11,523 --> 01:36:13,150
Could you place a call
for me, please?
1621
01:36:13,233 --> 01:36:15,944
Of course.
Who would you like me to call?
1622
01:36:18,405 --> 01:36:19,490
Sophie Tsukino.
1623
01:36:20,824 --> 01:36:22,201
I'm sorry.
1624
01:36:22,284 --> 01:36:25,329
Sophie Tsukino is no longer
registered as a resident.
1625
01:36:25,412 --> 01:36:26,955
What?
1626
01:36:27,039 --> 01:36:30,834
She is the sole passenger on
today's return shuttle to Earth.
1627
01:36:30,918 --> 01:36:34,213
My records indicate she has
already boarded the ship.
1628
01:37:16,463 --> 01:37:18,882
Oh, it stinks in here.
1629
01:37:18,966 --> 01:37:21,009
This ship smells so bad.
1630
01:37:22,094 --> 01:37:23,720
Walt.
1631
01:37:23,804 --> 01:37:25,389
Actually it makes sense.
It's literally filled with garbage.
1632
01:37:25,472 --> 01:37:27,558
Sir, that seat is for
authorized personnel only.
1633
01:37:27,641 --> 01:37:29,685
I know, I'm sorry. Okay.
1634
01:37:29,768 --> 01:37:31,270
Wait, how do I...
1635
01:37:31,353 --> 01:37:33,397
- It's the button directly...
- I can't see.
1636
01:37:33,480 --> 01:37:35,357
- Sorry.
- Just hold the button. No, no, no.
1637
01:37:35,440 --> 01:37:37,442
Just hold the down button.
The same thing you did to get here.
1638
01:37:37,526 --> 01:37:40,863
I got it. Sorry. I got it.
1639
01:37:47,286 --> 01:37:48,328
Expect a fine.
1640
01:37:50,122 --> 01:37:50,956
Really?
1641
01:37:58,005 --> 01:37:58,881
Walt?
1642
01:38:00,048 --> 01:38:00,924
Sophie?
1643
01:38:02,009 --> 01:38:03,093
What are you doing here?
1644
01:38:05,846 --> 01:38:06,930
I'm following you.
1645
01:38:10,893 --> 01:38:12,352
Back to Earth.
1646
01:38:12,436 --> 01:38:14,563
Even though
I didn't invite you,
1647
01:38:14,646 --> 01:38:17,733
or even tell you I was leaving.
1648
01:38:17,816 --> 01:38:20,068
Making it
all the more romantic?
1649
01:38:20,152 --> 01:38:24,156
You literally did the exact same
thing for another girl last month.
1650
01:38:24,239 --> 01:38:25,616
Okay, yes.
1651
01:38:25,699 --> 01:38:29,411
I did recently travel across
the universe for love.
1652
01:38:29,494 --> 01:38:31,538
No, no, not love.
1653
01:38:31,622 --> 01:38:32,915
You barely knew that girl.
1654
01:38:34,958 --> 01:38:36,293
Correct.
1655
01:38:36,376 --> 01:38:37,711
But I do know you.
1656
01:38:37,794 --> 01:38:42,174
You're the most
frustratingly, brilliantly,
1657
01:38:42,257 --> 01:38:44,051
- contradictorily...
- Not a word.
1658
01:38:44,134 --> 01:38:46,887
...annoyingly talented person
I've ever met.
1659
01:38:46,970 --> 01:38:51,642
Every time I'm with you,
you make me feel so dumb.
1660
01:38:52,935 --> 01:38:54,686
In the best way possible.
1661
01:38:56,229 --> 01:39:01,610
I'd rather be Mars's garbage
flying back to Earth
1662
01:39:01,693 --> 01:39:05,113
than boring old Walt,
1663
01:39:05,197 --> 01:39:07,366
flipping rocks on Mars alone.
1664
01:39:10,661 --> 01:39:13,497
So you're really gonna give up
this whole Mars adventure thing?
1665
01:39:16,375 --> 01:39:18,085
I'm not giving up anything.
1666
01:39:19,753 --> 01:39:20,921
You're the adventure.
1667
01:39:22,798 --> 01:39:24,883
Ah! Goddammit.
1668
01:39:25,676 --> 01:39:26,510
What?
1669
01:39:31,473 --> 01:39:33,934
You come in here
with no plan at all
1670
01:39:34,017 --> 01:39:37,312
just expecting everything
to magically work out
1671
01:39:37,396 --> 01:39:38,480
and then somehow,
1672
01:39:38,563 --> 01:39:41,108
you pull that line
out of your ass?
1673
01:39:44,277 --> 01:39:45,112
Yeah.
1674
01:39:46,780 --> 01:39:48,031
You are so annoying.
1675
01:39:48,115 --> 01:39:48,949
I know.
121601
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