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Previously, on
"Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...
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Charter number two.
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Oh, no!
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It"s ****ing Erica.
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Tatas for Trump.
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These people are disrespectful,
they"re emotionally draining.
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This is the worst news ever.
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Oh, here they go.
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Hello.
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How are you?
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Who are you gonna hook up with?
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You, Dais.
Come here.
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Get the hell away from me!
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Mwah, mwah, mwah!
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Looks like the transom
hasn"t been done at all.
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- Yes, it has.
- **** me.
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Tom, keep an eye out
for stuff like that.
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Putting things away,
tidying the bar,
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that was just not
important at all?
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa...
- Am I being bitchy?
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Gabriela is not my boss.
Sit down.
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This whole title of
second stew, third stew
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is a little obsolete right now.
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She wants to be second stew,
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and I think she"s trying to
make me look bad at this point.
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- I just wanna double-check...
- Yeah.
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The dinner menu
for this evening.
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Watermelon gazpachio.
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Okay. Um... okay.
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Sounds like we"re just
eating a bunch of crap.
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Just tell me what
the **** you want.
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We have grilled vegetable
and a marinated steak.
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I don"t like any
pink in my steak.
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Ah!
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**** yeah, I don"t
like this either.
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I don"t like this either.
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I"ve gotten better food
at the ballpark.
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Chuck, go **** yourself.
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*BELOW DECK SAILING YACHT*
Season 03 Episode 04
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Episode Title: "OOopsie Daisy"
Aired on: March 14, 2022.
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My mom and Chuck
have been disappointed...
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don"t say you weren't,
because I"ll be mad.
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Don"t say you weren't.
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Babe, you can come
eat the omelette.
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I just took a bite,
I don"t want it.
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- It"s not good, it's not good.
- Babe, you eat McDonald"s.
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But McDonald"s
is better than this.
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I still don"t understand
what the problem is.
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Okay, she did not like
the food at all last night.
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I"m being real about it.
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You don"t put
sweet sauce on a steak.
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So, now I feel like
I"m losing money
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by just sitting here and looking
at this disgusting food.
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And that"s a bitchy
thing to say,
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because I would not
call it disgusting.
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I think that"s inedible.
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Just to warn you, Charles,
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he"s, like, "This is
****ing disgusting."
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He"s like,
"Dinner"s disgusting."
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He doesn"t like his omelette,
he didn"t like the steak.
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Okay.
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He wouldn"t know a
****ing good meal
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if it smacked him in the face.
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Don"t... he's being...
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I mean, like,
I"m, like, shaking.
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Okay, whatever.
He"s being so awful.
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Whatever, whatever, whatever.
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He"s being aggressive and mean.
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- Whatever he"s saying...
- Well, I just wanna warn you.
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**** that guy.
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If Chuck say that to my face,
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I would not be sitting
here right now.
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I"m gonna be okay.
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How was last night"s
meal for you?
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I mean, I think it
was good for me,
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but I have a different palate.
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But I would be happy if
I could eat quality food.
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Well, I"m going
to find a solution.
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Tonight"s dinner is gonna
be fantastic, I promise.
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- Thank you, okay.
- All right?
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Thank you very much.
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Quick question...
me, Tom, and her are going now?
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The beach picnic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Come back for the food.
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- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Drop that off...
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- Yeah.
- Then swap me and her
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with the guests, and then
she"s on the boat
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and I"m with the guests at the
beach with everything there.
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Okay, yeah, that sounds good.
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- Yeah?
- Okay, cool.
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Were you all happy with
the food last night?
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Because my mom really wasn"t.
Chuck didn"t like it, either.
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Really.
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He likes to bitch,
like I told you.
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How you doing?
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All good, all good.
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I just had a long chat
with them about...
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I think a couple of
them weren"t happy last night.
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Yeah.
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And then one of them
wasn"t happy with his eggs.
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I guess you made him a
couple different omelettes?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I think it was
a misunderstanding
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with the tomato.
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I don"t really get it, but the
omelette looked delicious,
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so I don"t know.
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But let"s, you humor them.
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I"ll get Charles, Cindi,
you, and I, Daisy, together.
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Let you hear it
from their ears...
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- Yeah.
- What they want.
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That"ll be the trick.
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If a guest has
a legitimate complaint,
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of course I wanna hear about it.
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But who comes on a luxury yacht
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and says it"s not
as good as McDonald"s?
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Show some class.
Show some class.
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- We"ll find a solution.
- I"m okay.
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Good.
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He"s gonna complain because that
doesn"t taste like a Happy Meal.
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Come in.
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- Come in.
- I have your coffee.
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Thank you.
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So, like, so where"s
my sunglasses,
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and, like, where"s my hat,
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and where"s all
my important sh...
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That I can"t find because it's
****ing damn dark in here.
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How many trays?
Seven trays and two tables,
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we can bring a gazebo.
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So, the plan is
that you"re gonna go over
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to the beach with Tom and Gary.
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Mm-hmm.
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Then you"re gonna
swap out with me.
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Okay.
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All right, let"s keep going.
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Ah.
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****!
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- Did you drop it?
- Yeah, you did.
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There it goes.
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Why would you put it inside?
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I told you,
you"ve got rope in there.
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Just put it on top of the bag.
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- You set me up to fail there.
- No, no, no.
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What you shaking your
head about, earlier?
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Yeah.
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I just wanna be able to
eat something that"s edible.
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Yeah, he came out pretty
aggressive this morning.
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Okay, we can start plating food.
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Is that everything
for now, Gabs?
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Yes.
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- You want to put it here?
- Yeah.
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What"s all this alcohol
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that everybody"s drinking
that I don"t have?
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Yeah.
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Can you turn this
horizontally, please?
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Ing hell, I don"t get
paid enough for this.
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Were you ready to go in
a few minutes?
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Should I get the tender
to pick us up?
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Yeah, okay.
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You want a table here?
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- Yeah.
- Okie-dokie.
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Is that everything?
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Yeah, let"s rock and roll.
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We"ve got some legs down here.
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Well done, dickhead.
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Maybe put the roof on the
****ing thing
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before we start, eh?
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Can you take a picture of
me out there on the deck?
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Gotta get my Instagram
photos, girlfriend.
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- How"s it going?
- Not well.
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Oh, my ****, really, eh?
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Yeah.
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Just tie it up there,
I guess, maybe. You got it?
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Do you wanna set up,
like, the bar station?
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- Yeah.
- And I"ll finish this.
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Please.
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Okay, let"s go, let's go,
let"s go.
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I"ve never had this in my life,
this kind of feedback.
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By tomorrow,
I"m gonna be drinking.
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I know it"s difficult,
but don"t let it get to you.
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No, no, it"s... no.
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Trust me, I was there,
listening to the whole thing.
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- Uh-huh?
- The guy"s ****ing crazy.
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Yeah?
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The guy"s got the taste
buds of a Billy goat.
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He wants ****ing Big Macs
and cheeseburgers.
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How can we make that thing
look less ugly?
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I feel like I came into this
season a little bit
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too cocky and confident.
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Don"t ever hang fenders
over until we"re there.
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But I know I can do better
than this,
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and I wanna show Gary that I"m
not a complete ****ing idiot.
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Few more of those.
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Wow. Seriously?
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Oh, what happened here?
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Did you see this?
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Oh, my God.
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Accidents happen, but you know,
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it was a kind of
a dumb thing to do.
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The couch is probably
worth 50 grand.
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So, that"s just stupid.
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Are you guys ready
to go to the beach?
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I"ve been ready.
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Is that alcohol?
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I think there"s tons of
alcohol on the beach,
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but if you want, we can make
you up one before you go.
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Oh, I"m sure there'll be
alcohol on the beach.
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No, that"s fine.
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Did you see the couch?
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I literally walked in
and was like...
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Long legs coming.
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That water"s cold,
and I"m not getting in it.
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Okay, I have to say the chef
did a really good job with this.
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Yes.
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I haven"t eaten it yet,
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so I"ll reserve that until
I eat the food.
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- That"s true.
- Let"s wait until we eat it.
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The whole reason he came
on this trip was the food.
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You either have talent,
or you don"t.
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You either...
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It"s like you either know
how to make an omelette
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that"s not brown, or you don't.
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This has been a sh... show
of a morning,
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and I really need this beach
picnic to go to plan.
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Can I get you anything, Charles?
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Hopefully...
I guess...
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It"s right here, babe.
You love lox.
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My God, just eat the food
and shut the **** up.
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Dais?
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This looks good.
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It"s so good.
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- It"s good.
- Hey, Daisy?
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- Yes.
- Great food.
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Oh, good, I"m happy you like it.
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I think I was just up...
I"m, like...
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I think I"m just
a grouch in the morning.
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That"s okay.
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Everyone has their things.
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If I"m up too late,
I get grouchy.
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Are you ****ing kidding me?
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I wanted one.
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Oh, you did?
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But I wanna see now what"s for
dinner, which I don"t know now.
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- I need to talk to them.
- Yeah. Don"t lose it at them.
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Me?
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I"m not gonna punch him.
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Oh, this is so good.
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You want to?
Okay, I"ll come with you.
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The one thing I like
is ice in water.
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Yeah, New York, the same.
250
00:08:48,714 --> 00:08:50,240
New York, they don"t
put ice in water.
251
00:08:50,324 --> 00:08:51,415
Mm-hmm.
252
00:08:51,499 --> 00:08:52,590
They don"t even wanna
give you water.
253
00:08:52,674 --> 00:08:54,111
Mm-hmm.
254
00:08:56,635 --> 00:08:58,335
You yell at people in New York,
you"ll get hit in the face.
255
00:08:58,419 --> 00:09:00,033
You get more bees with honey.
256
00:09:00,117 --> 00:09:03,166
I"ve gotten pretty far in
life thus far acting this way.
257
00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,951
I think I"m gonna keep the way
I act,
258
00:09:05,035 --> 00:09:07,475
and if people don"t like the
way I act, then that"s too bad,
259
00:09:07,559 --> 00:09:08,911
and they don"t need
to be around me.
260
00:09:08,995 --> 00:09:10,736
If you can help me
clear the table?
261
00:09:12,346 --> 00:09:13,739
Wait, something happened?
262
00:09:15,132 --> 00:09:16,353
- Wait, who said that?
- Your friend.
263
00:09:16,437 --> 00:09:17,746
- Jenelle?
- Yeah.
264
00:09:17,830 --> 00:09:19,052
You"ll get your ass kicked
about what?
265
00:09:19,136 --> 00:09:20,749
If I said...
266
00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:23,447
if I yelled in New York about
not getting ice in my water.
267
00:09:23,531 --> 00:09:24,796
- Does she live in New York?
- No.
268
00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,537
So then... has she
ever been to New York?
269
00:09:26,621 --> 00:09:29,105
- I don"t know.
- That"s ridiculous.
270
00:09:29,189 --> 00:09:31,629
If she was not my hairdresser,
I would let you be a bitch.
271
00:09:31,713 --> 00:09:34,850
But I don"t wanna have
to find a new hairstylist.
272
00:09:34,934 --> 00:09:36,417
This is our last day. Relax.
273
00:09:36,501 --> 00:09:38,071
I want my retribution.
How do I get it?
274
00:09:38,155 --> 00:09:39,637
That bitch over there
talking sh...
275
00:09:39,721 --> 00:09:40,856
to the person that"s
paying for it...
276
00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:41,900
What?
277
00:09:41,984 --> 00:09:43,293
I"m not gonna fight with Jenelle
278
00:09:43,377 --> 00:09:44,686
because she"s the only
that gets my hair.
279
00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:46,079
No, it"s all good,
it"s all good.
280
00:09:46,163 --> 00:09:47,338
Oh, no.
Hey, Rhett, what"s up?
281
00:09:48,817 --> 00:09:49,865
- No.
- You sure?
282
00:09:49,949 --> 00:09:51,516
Yeah.
283
00:09:53,909 --> 00:09:54,909
Oh, dear God.
284
00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:00,702
- Coming up...
- Ow!
285
00:10:00,786 --> 00:10:01,703
I cut my head.
286
00:10:01,787 --> 00:10:02,704
Oh sh...
287
00:10:02,788 --> 00:10:04,401
Oh sh..., bro.
288
00:10:04,485 --> 00:10:06,403
Marcos has taken a big
chunk out of his head.
289
00:10:06,487 --> 00:10:07,752
What?
290
00:10:07,836 --> 00:10:09,708
He"s taken the top of
his ****ing scalp off.
291
00:10:12,624 --> 00:10:14,281
Did you just call
my wife a bitch?
292
00:10:14,365 --> 00:10:15,325
- No.
- You sure?
293
00:10:15,409 --> 00:10:17,284
Yeah.
294
00:10:17,368 --> 00:10:19,286
I will **** your world up.
295
00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:20,852
- Oh, dear God.
- Whatever.
296
00:10:20,936 --> 00:10:22,764
Mm-hmm.
297
00:10:24,418 --> 00:10:25,596
Yeah.
298
00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,120
Can we get anyone
anything to drink?
299
00:10:27,204 --> 00:10:28,730
- I"m fine.
- You good?
300
00:10:28,814 --> 00:10:30,120
Everyone"s good?
301
00:10:31,338 --> 00:10:32,560
I don"t wanna get
involved in that.
302
00:10:32,644 --> 00:10:33,952
And I don"t either.
303
00:10:34,036 --> 00:10:35,693
- Are you sure, you don"t?
- No, I think...
304
00:10:35,777 --> 00:10:37,478
I think I"ll stay out
of this one.
305
00:10:37,562 --> 00:10:40,263
Take me with you!
306
00:10:40,347 --> 00:10:41,957
I don"t know what happened.
307
00:10:45,439 --> 00:10:46,530
- We weren"t...
- But hold on... hold on...
308
00:10:46,614 --> 00:10:48,141
we didn"t say anything.
309
00:10:48,225 --> 00:10:49,838
He starts telling her about
if you"re in New York
310
00:10:49,922 --> 00:10:51,144
and you don"t like the water,
311
00:10:51,228 --> 00:10:52,841
you can just bitch
and bitch and bitch
312
00:10:52,925 --> 00:10:55,191
and they"ll give
you what you want.
313
00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:56,758
And I said,
"No, if you" re in New York,
314
00:10:56,842 --> 00:10:58,151
- they "ll hit you in the face."
- Okay.
315
00:10:58,235 --> 00:11:00,109
And he got pissed off
and walked off.
316
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,371
I mean, your husband
likes to have a lot of problems
317
00:11:01,455 --> 00:11:02,546
- with people..
- He does.
318
00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:03,808
But will you promise me
319
00:11:03,892 --> 00:11:05,201
you won"t let it
come between you and me?
320
00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:06,463
I don"t want drama.
321
00:11:06,547 --> 00:11:07,812
My friends were
fighting last charter,
322
00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:09,162
and it was, like,
not fun for me.
323
00:11:09,246 --> 00:11:11,294
I mean, I would much
rather the guests
324
00:11:11,378 --> 00:11:14,080
be arguing than
complaining about the food.
325
00:11:14,164 --> 00:11:17,561
I wouldn"t be surprised if Rhett
kicked the sh... out of him.
326
00:11:17,645 --> 00:11:19,389
It would be a favor to us all.
327
00:11:19,473 --> 00:11:21,565
I"m my own person, and you know
I can"t control him, I can't.
328
00:11:21,649 --> 00:11:24,002
I feel sorry for you.
329
00:11:24,086 --> 00:11:27,177
So, I hope you guys realize
I do not control him.
330
00:11:29,962 --> 00:11:31,140
Are you trying
to clean that sofa?
331
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,750
Yeah.
332
00:11:32,834 --> 00:11:34,752
Get that carpet cleaner, just
try it without any chemical.
333
00:11:34,836 --> 00:11:36,664
Okay.
All right, Glenn.
334
00:11:41,713 --> 00:11:43,845
I"m gonna give this a whirl
and see what happens.
335
00:11:45,586 --> 00:11:47,022
Just do just that.
336
00:11:50,765 --> 00:11:51,943
No, it"s not doing anything.
337
00:11:52,027 --> 00:11:53,467
Never mind, never mind.
338
00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:55,251
It"s not doing anything.
339
00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:56,818
Not good.
340
00:11:56,902 --> 00:11:58,646
One little patch with K2R and
see if that does anything.
341
00:11:58,730 --> 00:12:00,082
Okay.
342
00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:01,257
The guests are ready
to be picked up.
343
00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:02,693
Copy, on my way.
344
00:12:02,777 --> 00:12:05,040
Oh, God...
oh, my God, Mom.
345
00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:08,221
I hope you didn"t ruin
my phone.
346
00:12:08,305 --> 00:12:09,744
Sh...
347
00:12:09,828 --> 00:12:12,529
I have to wait,
I can"t prepare anything.
348
00:12:12,613 --> 00:12:14,705
Yeah, you"ve gotta see
what they ****ing want.
349
00:12:14,789 --> 00:12:16,054
Because apparently,
whatever you make
350
00:12:16,138 --> 00:12:17,447
isn"t what they want right now.
351
00:12:17,531 --> 00:12:19,057
Mm-hmm.
352
00:12:19,141 --> 00:12:20,320
Let that dry and sit
for a while,
353
00:12:20,404 --> 00:12:21,756
and then later we"ll try
to suck if off
354
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,410
with that and
see what happens.
355
00:12:23,494 --> 00:12:24,672
Will you take this off and
then we"re giving it to Daisy.
356
00:12:24,756 --> 00:12:25,977
Absolutely.
357
00:12:26,061 --> 00:12:26,978
Because I actually
brought it for her.
358
00:12:27,062 --> 00:12:28,328
That was very kind of you.
359
00:12:28,412 --> 00:12:29,807
- You wanna put it on me.
- Put it on her, yeah.
360
00:12:29,891 --> 00:12:31,026
- No problem.
- Isn"t that cute?
361
00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:32,636
It"ll be prettier
on you than me.
362
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,203
Oh, gosh.
363
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,813
Oh my God...
364
00:12:35,897 --> 00:12:38,990
Oh, thank you, it"s very sweet.
365
00:12:39,074 --> 00:12:41,254
I"ve never
seen anything like it.
366
00:12:41,338 --> 00:12:43,256
Do you want it under your
collar, and then that way...
367
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:45,997
Whatever looks best,
I trust you.
368
00:12:46,081 --> 00:12:47,651
Gary told me there"s been drama.
369
00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:49,087
Oh, there"s been beef.
370
00:12:49,171 --> 00:12:50,698
- Thank you.
- Lovely.
371
00:12:50,782 --> 00:12:52,613
To be honest with you,
I don"t know. I miss all...
372
00:12:52,697 --> 00:12:56,312
everything seems to happen and
I just seem to miss all of it.
373
00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:57,966
That makes two of us, Tom.
374
00:12:58,050 --> 00:12:59,181
It"s probably best that way.
375
00:13:02,576 --> 00:13:04,973
- Welcome back, everybody.
- Thank you.
376
00:13:05,057 --> 00:13:06,627
I"m going straight back
to pick them up, yeah.
377
00:13:06,711 --> 00:13:07,845
- How you doing, Dais?
- Good.
378
00:13:07,929 --> 00:13:10,426
- I love your necklace.
- Thanks.
379
00:13:10,511 --> 00:13:12,004
Ooh, what happened to the couch?
380
00:13:12,089 --> 00:13:13,864
- Wasn"t me.
- It wasn"t me.
381
00:13:20,246 --> 00:13:21,943
No, don"t worry, it's okay.
382
00:13:25,425 --> 00:13:26,734
No, no.
383
00:13:26,818 --> 00:13:27,996
They said they were
really happy with the food,
384
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,606
but do you think
you could come up
385
00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:31,217
and speak to Cindi and Charles?
386
00:13:31,301 --> 00:13:33,306
Maybe, Daisy, you and I go too.
387
00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:34,350
Yeah, coming.
388
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:35,783
It is hot out here, man.
389
00:13:36,654 --> 00:13:37,788
Hola, hola.
390
00:13:37,872 --> 00:13:40,832
- Hi... hola, como esta?
- Bien, bien.
391
00:13:43,965 --> 00:13:45,231
Hi, it"s just me.
392
00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:46,667
I"m just wondering
if Charles wants to come
393
00:13:46,751 --> 00:13:49,235
and speak to the chef?
394
00:13:49,319 --> 00:13:51,541
Yeah, of course. He"s up
there talking to your mom.
395
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:52,760
So, if you wanna come up...
396
00:13:52,844 --> 00:13:54,065
Let"s get Charles up here too,
397
00:13:54,149 --> 00:13:55,415
so you"re speaking
directly to him.
398
00:13:55,499 --> 00:13:56,894
Yeah, yeah, that would be nice.
399
00:13:56,978 --> 00:13:57,895
Yeah, is he...
do you know if he"s around?
400
00:13:57,979 --> 00:13:59,549
Sorry, excuse me...
401
00:13:59,633 --> 00:14:01,856
Erica"s gonna come up and
speak for Charles, and she"s...
402
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:03,466
Oh, okay, perfect.
403
00:14:03,550 --> 00:14:05,251
His wife was telling us earlier,
404
00:14:05,335 --> 00:14:07,470
she"s like, "I'm just so sorry,
I can"t control him."
405
00:14:07,554 --> 00:14:09,167
She goes, "His hobby on
the weekends, he likes going
406
00:14:09,251 --> 00:14:10,560
to hotels and ordering food,
407
00:14:10,644 --> 00:14:12,388
and he bitches so he gets
all his food for free."
408
00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:15,040
He wants a big, fat,
fillet, basically.
409
00:14:18,198 --> 00:14:20,113
- I would go for that.
- Yeah.
410
00:14:23,066 --> 00:14:24,922
Dude, I swear to God,
Charlie"s the biggest
411
00:14:25,006 --> 00:14:26,635
ing douchebag
you"ve ever met, dude.
412
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,448
My husband loves
mashed potatoes,
413
00:14:28,532 --> 00:14:29,536
or he loves creamed spinach.
414
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,451
I need to take notes.
415
00:14:31,535 --> 00:14:33,757
Oh, my God.
416
00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:35,759
This is the most
nasty menu combination
417
00:14:35,843 --> 00:14:37,370
I ever made in my life
418
00:14:37,454 --> 00:14:39,067
- We"re happy?
- We"re happy.
419
00:14:39,151 --> 00:14:40,590
- We"re excited.
- Okay, great.
420
00:14:40,674 --> 00:14:42,244
She"s, like, making nonsense.
421
00:14:42,328 --> 00:14:45,247
- Grazie here, gracias otherwise.
- Prego.
422
00:14:45,331 --> 00:14:46,814
Thank you.
423
00:14:46,898 --> 00:14:47,945
- You"re welcome. All right.
- You"re welcome, guys.
424
00:14:48,029 --> 00:14:49,509
Mucho bueno.
425
00:14:52,469 --> 00:14:55,518
Just a reminder
that Gary and Glenn
426
00:14:55,602 --> 00:14:57,038
are sitting at dinner with them.
427
00:14:59,214 --> 00:15:00,306
- Oh, really?
- Okay.
428
00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:01,872
- Yeah.
- That"d be great.
429
00:15:01,956 --> 00:15:03,352
We love Gary.
430
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,049
They want me to join them
for dinner tomorrow night.
431
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:06,964
Really?
They said that to me, too.
432
00:15:07,048 --> 00:15:08,226
Did they?
433
00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:09,619
Yeah gonna make heaps
of food, yeah.
434
00:15:09,703 --> 00:15:11,186
Yeah, just wanted to remind you.
435
00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:15,712
All right, let"s bounce outta
this Popsicle stand.
436
00:15:15,796 --> 00:15:17,627
Good work, team.
437
00:15:17,711 --> 00:15:20,674
Just a reminder,
it"s decades theme party.
438
00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:22,632
For dinner they wanna
celebrate each decade.
439
00:15:22,716 --> 00:15:25,415
Don"t forget the other two
extra people, Glenn and Gary.
440
00:15:26,981 --> 00:15:28,334
Oh, wow, this is a lot
of sh..., eh?
441
00:15:28,418 --> 00:15:30,379
It"s a hell of a lot of sh...
442
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,294
Can you just help me
with the bar first?
443
00:15:32,378 --> 00:15:35,120
It"s just that they can see it,
and it looks like a disaster.
444
00:15:37,339 --> 00:15:38,909
Do you think I"m allowed
lie down for 10 minutes?
445
00:15:38,993 --> 00:15:40,346
I ****ing hope so.
446
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:42,696
My mom, Halhe,
and Susan are being fun.
447
00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:44,521
Oh, yeah...
448
00:15:47,045 --> 00:15:49,090
She"s in a skanky-ass
mood, being rude.
449
00:15:51,353 --> 00:15:52,442
Thank you.
450
00:16:00,928 --> 00:16:02,237
Oh, Jesus.
451
00:16:02,321 --> 00:16:03,321
****
452
00:16:07,108 --> 00:16:08,461
One of those days?
453
00:16:08,545 --> 00:16:10,463
You don"t need me to
help you unpack the bar,
454
00:16:10,547 --> 00:16:13,553
and let me tackle this
****ing mountain of dishes.
455
00:16:13,637 --> 00:16:15,685
Right now you don"t
receiving help, or what?
456
00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:18,906
I haven"t seen or
touched the laundry once.
457
00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:20,473
Well, you have to say something.
458
00:16:20,557 --> 00:16:21,865
I know, I know, I will.
459
00:16:21,949 --> 00:16:23,693
I just wanna not, like,
make accusations
460
00:16:23,777 --> 00:16:27,610
before I, like, make
sure I"m right about things.
461
00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:28,872
Are you guys all right?
462
00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:30,221
I can hear you guys
from the bar.
463
00:16:30,305 --> 00:16:31,959
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
464
00:16:34,135 --> 00:16:35,313
Don"t you guys look glamorous?
465
00:16:35,397 --> 00:16:36,967
- Do we?
- Thank you.
466
00:16:37,051 --> 00:16:39,100
Would you like us to go for a
sail and then come back here?
467
00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:40,710
Yeah, I think that
would be nice.
468
00:16:40,794 --> 00:16:43,234
- Does sailing sound good?
- Yeah, that would be so cute.
469
00:16:43,318 --> 00:16:45,198
- Taking a little nap?
- Are you coming to join?
470
00:16:49,586 --> 00:16:51,504
Stop!
471
00:16:51,588 --> 00:16:53,372
Hand above the covers.
472
00:16:54,329 --> 00:16:56,160
Hands above the covers, yeah.
473
00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:58,380
Ashley is obviously
not interested in me,
474
00:16:58,464 --> 00:17:01,296
because she"s so interested
in talking with Gary.
475
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:04,168
Stop touching me... ooh... back
massage. Okay, you can touch me.
476
00:17:04,252 --> 00:17:06,388
Some girls like this
Tarzan thing, I don"t know.
477
00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:08,303
Everyone"s looking at us
and walking away.
478
00:17:08,387 --> 00:17:10,871
- I"m not even doing anything.
- No, no, not yet.
479
00:17:10,955 --> 00:17:12,786
Show me your hands.
480
00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:15,092
No, can"t help it,
I can"t take my hand off my...
481
00:17:15,176 --> 00:17:16,746
I"m just kidding.
482
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:19,096
All crew, all crew,
let"s get everybody
483
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:20,489
up on the flybridge who"s free,
484
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,752
let"s start getting ready
to get sails up.
485
00:17:22,836 --> 00:17:25,363
Yeah, copy that.
486
00:17:25,447 --> 00:17:29,367
We"re gonna go sideways,
we"re gonna go sideways.
487
00:17:29,451 --> 00:17:31,935
And now I have, like,
a race against the sails.
488
00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:33,589
Boy, this is gonna feel good.
489
00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:34,677
Sriracha mayo.
490
00:17:34,761 --> 00:17:36,113
- Anchor"s home.
- Copy.
491
00:17:36,197 --> 00:17:37,550
Okay, Tom, you wanna come
up to the flybridge?
492
00:17:37,634 --> 00:17:39,116
- We"re gonna do the mizzen.
- Okie-doke.
493
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,593
Okay, I"m going up.
494
00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:46,559
Two wraps.
495
00:17:46,643 --> 00:17:48,343
Good, let"s go straight
on to the main, Tom.
496
00:17:48,427 --> 00:17:51,346
Look at me,
****ing sailor boy.
497
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:52,739
Oh, wow.
498
00:17:52,823 --> 00:17:55,045
And the genoa.
499
00:17:55,129 --> 00:17:56,307
Okay, that"s main engine off.
500
00:17:56,391 --> 00:17:58,132
Ah!
501
00:18:00,004 --> 00:18:02,009
- Ah!
- Ah!
502
00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:04,141
Jeez.
503
00:18:04,225 --> 00:18:05,575
That"s ****ing cool, no.
504
00:18:06,663 --> 00:18:08,145
****
505
00:18:08,229 --> 00:18:09,625
How the **** does
this thing lock?
506
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,232
Oh ****.
507
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,371
Man, this is a very overrated
experience in front over here.
508
00:18:16,455 --> 00:18:18,547
Last time it was very majestic.
509
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,201
Oh, Lord.
510
00:18:20,285 --> 00:18:21,376
No, if you wanna
know what majestic is,
511
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,117
majestic is our kitty.
512
00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:25,075
Yeah, our cat is really cute.
513
00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:26,250
Ow!
514
00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:27,469
Ah sh..., I cut my head.
515
00:18:27,553 --> 00:18:28,644
- Oh sh...
- Wait, wait, sit...
516
00:18:28,728 --> 00:18:30,124
Just sit there.
517
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,079
Okay.
Oh, God.
518
00:18:37,911 --> 00:18:39,739
Ah ****.
519
00:18:49,444 --> 00:18:51,232
Marcos hit his head really bad,
520
00:18:51,316 --> 00:18:52,450
and I don"t really know
what to do.
521
00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:55,102
He"s cut his head really bad.
522
00:18:58,817 --> 00:19:00,755
Oh, sh..., bro.
523
00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:02,129
Oh, my God.
524
00:19:03,984 --> 00:19:05,595
Mm, ****.
525
00:19:07,158 --> 00:19:08,768
Oh sh...
526
00:19:18,348 --> 00:19:20,649
Oh, my God.
527
00:19:23,304 --> 00:19:24,657
Ah sh...
528
00:19:24,741 --> 00:19:26,180
I don"t even really know
what to begin doing.
529
00:19:26,264 --> 00:19:28,486
Just patch it up,
patch it up.
530
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,262
Probably in shock...
531
00:19:29,347 --> 00:19:31,020
do you need water,
a glass of water?
532
00:19:31,443 --> 00:19:32,665
Ah.
533
00:19:32,749 --> 00:19:34,449
Marcos has taken
a big chunk out of his head.
534
00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:35,842
What?
535
00:19:35,926 --> 00:19:37,017
It"s about a patch of skin,
that much...
536
00:19:37,101 --> 00:19:38,235
On what?
537
00:19:38,319 --> 00:19:41,238
And he scalped himself
inside the fridge.
538
00:19:41,322 --> 00:19:42,849
I"ll watch up here.
539
00:19:42,933 --> 00:19:44,372
How you doing, mate, you okay?
540
00:19:44,456 --> 00:19:45,721
Good, yeah.
I"m good.
541
00:19:45,805 --> 00:19:46,896
Okay.
Let"s put something...
542
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:48,289
- Gauze.
- Does it hurt?
543
00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:50,378
No, it"s not that bad.
544
00:19:50,462 --> 00:19:52,032
Okay. Let me get
your face here.
545
00:19:52,116 --> 00:19:54,600
Just keep the pressure on it
so it"ll help stop the bleeding.
546
00:19:54,684 --> 00:19:55,992
Mm-hmm.
547
00:19:56,076 --> 00:19:57,385
We"re gonna have to
get you to see somebody,
548
00:19:57,469 --> 00:19:59,126
because he"s taken
the scalp off of it.
549
00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:00,388
Yeah.
550
00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:01,563
- So, it"s...
- Yeah.
551
00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:03,913
My first thought is
that this is
552
00:20:03,997 --> 00:20:05,567
the end of
the season for Marcos.
553
00:20:05,651 --> 00:20:07,351
It"s that serious.
554
00:20:07,435 --> 00:20:10,050
Oh, man.
555
00:20:10,134 --> 00:20:11,704
You know, I"m not sure exactly
how to bandage that area,
556
00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:13,706
but we"ll figure something out.
557
00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,359
In the meantime,
I"m gonna put the sails away,
558
00:20:15,443 --> 00:20:16,534
we"re gonna start heading back.
559
00:20:16,618 --> 00:20:17,797
Sh..., sorry that
happened, dude.
560
00:20:17,895 --> 00:20:19,679
Do you wanna ice the area?
561
00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:23,193
Okay, let"s fire up.
562
00:20:23,277 --> 00:20:26,414
Tom, can you keep an eye
on the sail going away?
563
00:20:26,498 --> 00:20:27,894
Okay.
564
00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:29,338
- Thanks, girl.
- Thank you, ma"am.
565
00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:32,420
Oh, my ****...
566
00:20:32,504 --> 00:20:34,074
Stop.
567
00:20:34,158 --> 00:20:35,858
Okay, come on up here.
We"re gonna do the mizzen now.
568
00:20:35,942 --> 00:20:37,988
Now it start hurting.
569
00:20:40,338 --> 00:20:42,909
- All right, hold.
- Okay. That"s good enough.
570
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:44,388
Okay, I"m gonna
go call the doctor.
571
00:20:44,472 --> 00:20:46,347
I"m gonna go continue
to pull for dinner.
572
00:20:46,431 --> 00:20:47,740
Thank you.
573
00:20:47,824 --> 00:20:50,090
Put some tape on the head,
****ing patch it up.
574
00:20:50,174 --> 00:20:52,266
But I have to make
that dinner happen.
575
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:54,094
No time to puss it out.
576
00:20:54,178 --> 00:20:55,617
Hello?
577
00:20:55,701 --> 00:20:58,359
Yeah, it"s Glenn calling
from the boat Parsifal III.
578
00:20:58,443 --> 00:21:02,102
I have one crewmember who was
reaching into a refrigerator,
579
00:21:02,186 --> 00:21:06,323
and he"s kind of scalped, like,
a piece of scalp off his head.
580
00:21:06,407 --> 00:21:08,891
I mean, we"ve got a bandage
on it now,
581
00:21:08,975 --> 00:21:11,111
and pressure on it, but
I"m not really sure
582
00:21:11,195 --> 00:21:13,023
how to deal with
that type of wound.
583
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:19,725
Thank you very, very much.
584
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:26,300
- Stop...
- Oh, my God.
585
00:21:26,384 --> 00:21:28,128
- We smell good.
- You have to sleep with him.
586
00:21:28,212 --> 00:21:30,521
Where is the broccolis?
Where are the damn broccolis?
587
00:21:30,605 --> 00:21:32,654
Can you go hand over
and tell her
588
00:21:32,738 --> 00:21:34,392
to go get changed,
please, thanks.
589
00:21:36,742 --> 00:21:38,051
Is it even 6:30 yet?
590
00:21:38,135 --> 00:21:40,050
We"re safe to drop,
drop, drop, drop.
591
00:21:41,399 --> 00:21:43,360
Not right now,
I used Halhe"s deodorant.
592
00:21:43,444 --> 00:21:44,837
Ugh!
593
00:21:49,886 --> 00:21:51,673
Well, hey, the first thing
I did when I met her,
594
00:21:51,757 --> 00:21:53,806
I smelled her butt like a dog.
595
00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:55,068
That was weird.
596
00:21:55,152 --> 00:21:56,460
Are we dressing up
for dinner, still?
597
00:21:56,544 --> 00:21:58,071
- Yeah.
- That"s two at the waterline.
598
00:21:58,155 --> 00:22:00,116
That"s main engine off.
599
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,553
Dude, we have to have sex
at least once on the boat.
600
00:22:02,637 --> 00:22:03,990
Yeah, we"ll be back.
601
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,252
Yeah, we need 20 minutes,
we"ll be back.
602
00:22:05,336 --> 00:22:06,993
It should only take five, actually.
603
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,079
So, Ashley"s gonna do
service with you tonight.
604
00:22:10,341 --> 00:22:11,737
No, I do, I just
thought we were gonna
605
00:22:11,821 --> 00:22:14,914
switch every other charter.
606
00:22:14,998 --> 00:22:17,003
But I want you both, like,
so the guests
607
00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,831
- can see you both during...
- See both of us? Okay.
608
00:22:18,915 --> 00:22:20,223
Yeah, but she"ll do lates.
609
00:22:20,307 --> 00:22:21,529
Okay, cool.
610
00:22:21,613 --> 00:22:22,530
- Hello.
- Hi!
611
00:22:22,614 --> 00:22:24,706
Glenn, Glenn, Tom.
612
00:22:24,790 --> 00:22:26,316
The doctor is aboard
to see Marcos.
613
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,796
- Hi, Glenn.
- Hi, how are you?
614
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,189
Good, how about yourself?
615
00:22:29,273 --> 00:22:30,581
I"ll give you one of those...
very good.
616
00:22:30,665 --> 00:22:33,062
You think my hair is gonna grow?
617
00:22:33,146 --> 00:22:34,629
- I don"t know.
- Don"t laugh.
618
00:22:34,713 --> 00:22:37,153
Well, I don"t know, do I
look like someone who knows?
619
00:22:37,237 --> 00:22:39,025
Thanks for coming out on
such short notice.
620
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,548
Always.
621
00:22:40,632 --> 00:22:41,810
- She"s got... this is Dr. Tea.
- How are you doing?
622
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,072
I improvised.
623
00:22:43,156 --> 00:22:44,465
- I"m Tea, nice to meet you.
- Tea.
624
00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:46,029
Do you wanna take a seat here?
625
00:22:52,035 --> 00:22:53,430
No, don"t move, don't move,
don"t move.
626
00:22:53,514 --> 00:22:56,433
Well, yeah, of course.
627
00:22:56,517 --> 00:23:00,521
It is a big piece, but
it"s very, very superficial.
628
00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,138
You do not, but it would be
good if you can do...
629
00:23:05,222 --> 00:23:07,180
you can change it on your own.
630
00:23:08,965 --> 00:23:10,143
How does it feel, is it hurting?
631
00:23:10,227 --> 00:23:11,187
- Dinner"s gonna be on time.
- Yeah.
632
00:23:11,271 --> 00:23:13,233
My head ****ing hurts so much,
633
00:23:13,317 --> 00:23:16,497
but these guests don"t care if
I cut my head or not, whatever.
634
00:23:16,581 --> 00:23:19,848
They want their food on the
table, so, I can"t stop cooking.
635
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,023
See you later, keep in touch.
636
00:23:21,107 --> 00:23:22,895
I will walk you out, thank you.
637
00:23:22,979 --> 00:23:24,287
I"m not going in there yet.
638
00:23:24,371 --> 00:23:25,767
I"m gonna give them
five more minutes.
639
00:23:27,505 --> 00:23:29,553
- I"ll wait for my drink.
- Oh, my God.
640
00:23:29,637 --> 00:23:31,074
Oh, my God.
641
00:23:37,732 --> 00:23:39,346
- Oh, okay.
- ****
642
00:23:39,430 --> 00:23:40,651
How do you feel?
643
00:23:40,735 --> 00:23:42,476
Yeah, I feel good.
644
00:23:53,705 --> 00:23:55,623
Erica, I"m not gonna wear
a thousand dollar
645
00:23:55,707 --> 00:23:57,451
Neiman Marcus shirt right now.
646
00:23:57,535 --> 00:23:58,452
Mom, you look really cool.
647
00:23:58,536 --> 00:23:59,932
Thank you.
648
00:24:00,016 --> 00:24:01,672
- Who would have hairspray?
- I don"t know, babe.
649
00:24:01,756 --> 00:24:02,673
Don"t yell at me.
650
00:24:02,757 --> 00:24:03,718
Get the **** out.
651
00:24:03,802 --> 00:24:05,067
I need hairspray for my hair,
652
00:24:05,151 --> 00:24:06,112
just like everybody else
need stuff for theirs.
653
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:07,591
Then hop out and go look for it.
654
00:24:07,675 --> 00:24:09,202
I don"t know where it is,
it"s here.
655
00:24:09,286 --> 00:24:10,943
I said hop out of our room
and go look for it.
656
00:24:11,027 --> 00:24:12,466
- I"m trying to get ready.
- I am, too.
657
00:24:12,550 --> 00:24:14,642
- We"re eating with them tonight.
- Yeah, we are.
658
00:24:14,726 --> 00:24:15,948
- Stop eating.
- I know.
659
00:24:16,032 --> 00:24:16,992
Do we know what time dinner is?
660
00:24:17,076 --> 00:24:18,602
- Eight.
- You excited for dinner?
661
00:24:18,686 --> 00:24:20,691
You and I should just sit
at the little round table,
662
00:24:20,775 --> 00:24:21,867
and they can sit at the back.
663
00:24:21,951 --> 00:24:23,607
- We"ll talk golf.
- Yeah.
664
00:24:23,691 --> 00:24:25,696
These aren"t my first choice
of people to have dinner with,
665
00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:27,742
but, you know, I guess
to eat Marcos" food,
666
00:24:27,826 --> 00:24:29,787
and it keeps me out of
the galley doing dishes...
667
00:24:29,871 --> 00:24:31,354
score!
668
00:24:31,438 --> 00:24:32,834
- I"m gonna go take a shower.
- What are you wearing?
669
00:24:32,918 --> 00:24:35,837
- Probably my birthday suit.
- Sexy.
670
00:24:35,921 --> 00:24:38,622
Wow!
671
00:24:38,706 --> 00:24:39,754
Who are you?
672
00:24:39,838 --> 00:24:41,318
We have a new guest on board.
673
00:24:43,363 --> 00:24:44,628
Gorgeous.
674
00:24:44,712 --> 00:24:45,934
Oh!
675
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:49,720
Oh, you look fab, Cindi,
I love it.
676
00:24:49,804 --> 00:24:51,244
Champagne in the bathtub.
677
00:24:51,328 --> 00:24:54,157
Maybe we can put
it in the hot tub.
678
00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:57,594
Wow.
679
00:25:05,298 --> 00:25:07,521
- What else have we got?
- Thanks for your help, Tom.
680
00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:08,609
Is that it?
681
00:25:08,693 --> 00:25:10,263
Wear these wigs
for dinner service.
682
00:25:10,347 --> 00:25:12,656
Yeah.
683
00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:15,442
Would you like to make
your way to our lovely table?
684
00:25:15,526 --> 00:25:16,747
Yeah.
685
00:25:16,831 --> 00:25:17,966
Don"t you wish, when you
do stuff like that,
686
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,533
like you"ve done with your head,
687
00:25:19,617 --> 00:25:21,535
you just wanna go back in
time, like ****ing one hour,
688
00:25:21,619 --> 00:25:22,928
and just not do that?
689
00:25:23,012 --> 00:25:24,712
I wish we can do that.
690
00:25:24,796 --> 00:25:26,711
They"re all about to sit down.
691
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:29,935
Yours, too
692
00:25:30,019 --> 00:25:32,850
- Wow!
- Hey!
693
00:25:32,934 --> 00:25:35,244
You guys look amazing.
694
00:25:35,328 --> 00:25:36,985
Everyone is sitting,
including the captain?
695
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:38,639
Everyone"s sitting, yeah.
696
00:25:38,723 --> 00:25:39,727
You can start.
697
00:25:39,811 --> 00:25:41,120
So, tuna tartare.
698
00:25:41,204 --> 00:25:43,035
I think I"m the only
single one of the group.
699
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:44,427
- You are.
- Oh, really!
700
00:25:44,511 --> 00:25:47,039
I"m single.
701
00:25:47,123 --> 00:25:48,518
And here we have tuna tartare.
702
00:25:48,602 --> 00:25:49,911
Oh, yes.
703
00:25:49,995 --> 00:25:51,043
That looks so frigging good,
you guys, I mean it.
704
00:25:51,127 --> 00:25:52,522
- Cream of spinach.
- Yum!
705
00:25:52,606 --> 00:25:53,654
That"s for Chuck.
706
00:25:53,738 --> 00:25:55,047
Oh, wow, is that what
I think it is?
707
00:25:55,131 --> 00:25:56,918
- Spaghetti marinara.
- Mm!
708
00:25:57,002 --> 00:25:58,180
Yummy!
709
00:25:58,264 --> 00:25:59,181
It"s like all of
our favorite stuff.
710
00:25:59,265 --> 00:26:02,051
Peruvian salmon sashimi.
711
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,496
There"s none, restaurant.
712
00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:12,194
- Miso broccoli ginger.
- Miso broccoli.
713
00:26:12,278 --> 00:26:13,630
These kind of crazy buffets,
714
00:26:13,714 --> 00:26:16,590
they just throw out
a bunch of food, you know,
715
00:26:16,674 --> 00:26:18,766
like, all you can eat, until
you ****ing die, you know?
716
00:26:18,850 --> 00:26:23,901
Here we have rib eye steak with
broccoli, miso, and ginger.
717
00:26:23,985 --> 00:26:25,773
I eat pretty much everything.
718
00:26:25,857 --> 00:26:26,904
That"s what I've heard.
719
00:26:27,989 --> 00:26:29,603
Mm!
720
00:26:29,687 --> 00:26:32,777
I"m glad we passed the test of
not being mean girls this year.
721
00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:36,131
- We are easygoing.
- You guys make a nice couple.
722
00:26:36,215 --> 00:26:37,611
Thank you, we appreciate it.
723
00:26:37,695 --> 00:26:38,916
We"ve known each other
since high school.
724
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,917
Really?
725
00:26:40,001 --> 00:26:41,615
Erica came up with our nickname,
726
00:26:41,699 --> 00:26:43,312
and I"m Charles and she's
Erica, so she came with Cherica.
727
00:26:43,396 --> 00:26:45,181
- Yes.
- Oh, that"s a good one.
728
00:26:50,229 --> 00:26:51,277
Want me to get out,
or you"re gonna climb over?
729
00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,669
No, I"ll just climb over.
730
00:26:52,753 --> 00:26:53,931
- Sh...!
- Ooh!
731
00:26:54,015 --> 00:26:54,932
- Whoa, be careful.
- Yes, I"m fine.
732
00:26:55,016 --> 00:26:56,108
- Ow!
- Oh, girl.
733
00:26:56,192 --> 00:26:58,066
- You all right?
- Yeah, I"m fine.
734
00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,111
Everyone is eating everything?
735
00:26:59,195 --> 00:27:00,590
- Yeah.
- What about the salmon?
736
00:27:00,674 --> 00:27:02,505
No, they"re definitely
eating the salmon.
737
00:27:02,589 --> 00:27:04,507
Their grandma didn"t say...
heh, grandma.
738
00:27:04,591 --> 00:27:06,680
She doesn"t know what
****ing planet she"s on.
739
00:27:09,553 --> 00:27:11,688
I"m not sure they have too much
of an issue with bitching.
740
00:27:11,772 --> 00:27:13,081
- Babe?
- Yeah?
741
00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:15,170
- What are you doing?
- Just taking a break.
742
00:27:15,254 --> 00:27:16,867
What"s wrong?
743
00:27:16,951 --> 00:27:18,826
I don"t have to deal with him,
and I"m not going to.
744
00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:20,306
You don"t have to ****ing talk
to him again when we get home,
745
00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:21,655
so who gives a sh...?
746
00:27:21,739 --> 00:27:23,352
Cindi, you look fabulous.
747
00:27:23,436 --> 00:27:26,094
When I look at you, I feel like
I"m looking at Marilyn Monroe.
748
00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:28,444
- Yeah.
- Oh, yes.
749
00:27:28,528 --> 00:27:30,011
She kinda looks like her,
a little bit.
750
00:27:32,576 --> 00:27:34,320
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Woo!
751
00:27:34,404 --> 00:27:35,843
Oh, now I"m in trouble.
752
00:27:35,927 --> 00:27:37,323
****
753
00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:41,022
So, I"m JFK and you're
Marilyn, all right.
754
00:27:41,106 --> 00:27:45,809
♪ Happy birthday to you
755
00:27:45,893 --> 00:27:50,858
♪ Happy birthday, Mr. Captain
756
00:27:50,942 --> 00:27:56,037
♪ Happy birthday to you
757
00:27:56,121 --> 00:27:59,649
Oh, my God.
758
00:27:59,733 --> 00:28:02,174
Is Glenn the life
of the party, or what?
759
00:28:02,258 --> 00:28:06,178
May you live 100 years.
760
00:28:06,262 --> 00:28:08,655
May you go on
a hundred cruises.
761
00:28:13,007 --> 00:28:15,358
May your dreams come true.
762
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:17,885
Wow.
I"ve got to take notes.
763
00:28:20,101 --> 00:28:23,282
- Happy birthday to you.
- Woo!
764
00:28:23,366 --> 00:28:25,066
Thank you, thank you so much.
765
00:28:25,150 --> 00:28:26,285
- Yay!
- Woo!
766
00:28:26,369 --> 00:28:28,806
- That was amazing.
- Wow.
767
00:28:32,288 --> 00:28:34,031
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
768
00:28:34,115 --> 00:28:35,555
- Here"s to you guys.
- L"chaim!
769
00:28:35,639 --> 00:28:36,947
Salud.
770
00:28:37,031 --> 00:28:39,211
Thank you for a fantastic meal.
771
00:28:39,295 --> 00:28:40,647
Mission accomplished.
772
00:28:40,731 --> 00:28:42,211
What a ****ing day, no?
773
00:28:44,604 --> 00:28:46,043
Good night.
774
00:28:46,127 --> 00:28:48,826
Thank you, everybody.
Thanks for joining us on our...
775
00:28:50,306 --> 00:28:52,354
She can have the room
to herself.
776
00:28:52,438 --> 00:28:53,703
Me and my wife,
we did our thing
777
00:28:53,787 --> 00:28:54,748
for 10 minutes earlier,
we"re good.
778
00:28:54,832 --> 00:28:56,880
Ten minutes?
779
00:28:56,964 --> 00:28:58,879
Breakfast stuff is
already pulled, pretty much.
780
00:29:00,707 --> 00:29:02,059
- Yeah.
- That"s pretty much it.
781
00:29:02,143 --> 00:29:03,235
- Yeah.
- I"ll see you in the morning.
782
00:29:03,319 --> 00:29:05,106
- Good night.
- See you in the morning.
783
00:29:05,190 --> 00:29:06,325
Going to bed.
784
00:29:06,409 --> 00:29:08,457
- How you doing?
- Good, how was everything?
785
00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:10,590
Dude, it was delicious.
786
00:29:10,674 --> 00:29:12,809
Hi, I"m so tired.
787
00:29:12,893 --> 00:29:14,898
- The food was good.
- My head is killing me.
788
00:29:14,982 --> 00:29:16,342
- Yeah, just take that off.
- Yeah.
789
00:29:33,653 --> 00:29:36,006
Good morning, sunshine.
790
00:29:36,090 --> 00:29:37,222
Ah.
791
00:29:41,226 --> 00:29:42,836
Mm!
792
00:29:44,664 --> 00:29:45,929
...so it"s not one
over the other.
793
00:29:46,013 --> 00:29:47,279
You"re telling a
stew how to do...
794
00:29:47,363 --> 00:29:48,497
make pillows look nicely.
795
00:29:48,581 --> 00:29:50,141
I am telling you how
to make my pillows.
796
00:29:51,845 --> 00:29:53,763
Time to get up.
797
00:29:53,847 --> 00:29:55,983
Did you see any
fresh-squeezed orange juice?
798
00:29:56,067 --> 00:29:58,725
I don"t see any,
I don"t think they did it.
799
00:29:58,809 --> 00:30:02,076
- Oh. Okay.
- They should.
800
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,424
No, there"s a little bit
left over from yesterday.
801
00:30:14,215 --> 00:30:16,003
I don"t wanna look like I'm...
802
00:30:16,087 --> 00:30:18,484
- No, no.
- Like, I really can"t...
803
00:30:18,568 --> 00:30:20,703
I can"t.
Like, I can"t.
804
00:30:20,787 --> 00:30:21,922
I just can"t.
805
00:30:22,006 --> 00:30:23,619
You guys should have
a meeting after.
806
00:30:23,703 --> 00:30:25,357
- We will.
- Yeah.
807
00:30:28,055 --> 00:30:30,322
Put this upstairs, please.
808
00:30:30,406 --> 00:30:34,326
We have some Spanish sausage,
assortment of cheeses.
809
00:30:34,410 --> 00:30:36,020
Morning.
810
00:30:40,285 --> 00:30:41,333
- Did it?
- Yeah.
811
00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:42,943
It was really hard
to sleep last night.
812
00:30:43,027 --> 00:30:45,598
My head is pounding.
It"s painful.
813
00:30:45,682 --> 00:30:47,643
I just don"t tell anybody.
814
00:30:47,727 --> 00:30:49,166
You wanna see?
815
00:30:50,426 --> 00:30:51,604
Gross.
816
00:30:51,688 --> 00:30:53,519
Deck, deck, deck, Glenn.
817
00:30:53,603 --> 00:30:54,824
Yeah, Glenn, go ahead.
818
00:30:54,908 --> 00:30:56,522
Are you guys okay
if we fire up?
819
00:30:56,606 --> 00:30:58,782
Yeah, you"re welcome to fire
up and start picking up.
820
00:31:12,448 --> 00:31:15,059
Okay, we are ready
to rock and roll.
821
00:31:18,758 --> 00:31:21,195
- Morning.
- Hi!
822
00:31:22,762 --> 00:31:25,983
Never in a million years.
823
00:31:34,861 --> 00:31:35,993
Me, too.
824
00:31:44,697 --> 00:31:46,049
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
825
00:31:46,133 --> 00:31:47,399
Forward running spring first?
826
00:31:47,483 --> 00:31:49,401
Okay.
827
00:31:49,485 --> 00:31:52,578
Help make sure the fenders
land on those big bumpers.
828
00:31:52,662 --> 00:31:54,710
Can I show you, so
we"ll take up all the slack.
829
00:31:54,794 --> 00:31:56,756
Okay, so we"ll go around one.
830
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,411
- All ready?
- Yeah.
831
00:31:59,495 --> 00:32:00,760
Beautiful.
832
00:32:00,844 --> 00:32:02,457
I"ve thrown a line
or two in my day.
833
00:32:02,541 --> 00:32:04,285
Okay, guys,
I"m gonna come out of here.
834
00:32:04,369 --> 00:32:06,853
Okay, that"s main engine off,
main engine off.
835
00:32:06,937 --> 00:32:09,072
You need to sit down
later with the girls.
836
00:32:09,156 --> 00:32:10,810
Why?
837
00:32:13,552 --> 00:32:15,122
What, they"re bitching about me,
or they"re bitching...
838
00:32:15,206 --> 00:32:17,037
- No. In between them.
- Yeah.
839
00:32:17,121 --> 00:32:19,561
There"s too many ****ing
egos with those two girls.
840
00:32:19,645 --> 00:32:23,435
Honestly, I have so much other
****ing bullsh... to deal with.
841
00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:25,001
Ugh.
842
00:32:25,085 --> 00:32:27,613
I just wanted to talk
to you about one thing.
843
00:32:27,697 --> 00:32:29,266
Did I do something wrong?
844
00:32:29,350 --> 00:32:33,009
No, but one of the guests had
bronzer on and sat down with it.
845
00:32:33,093 --> 00:32:34,533
Okay.
Yeah.
846
00:32:34,617 --> 00:32:36,099
Tried to clean it;
We weren"t able to clean it.
847
00:32:36,183 --> 00:32:39,451
I wasn"t really
sitting on the couch.
848
00:32:39,535 --> 00:32:40,974
But it"s there,
and a little bit there.
849
00:32:41,058 --> 00:32:44,456
When a primary charters a boat,
850
00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:46,980
they"re responsible for
any significant damage
851
00:32:47,064 --> 00:32:48,460
done to the boat.
852
00:32:48,544 --> 00:32:51,593
Having that conversation before
they leave is never fun.
853
00:32:51,677 --> 00:32:54,291
It"s always a little bit
awkward, but you have to do it.
854
00:32:54,375 --> 00:32:55,771
- I"ll go through the broker...
- Yeah.
855
00:32:55,855 --> 00:32:57,817
But I just wanna make sure
that you are aware of it.
856
00:32:57,901 --> 00:32:59,253
- Cool.
- Yeah.
857
00:32:59,337 --> 00:33:01,473
You guys, we have a
little problem here.
858
00:33:01,557 --> 00:33:04,084
Somebody wore bronzer
and it got on the couch.
859
00:33:04,168 --> 00:33:05,607
Yeah, we all,
I think, saw that.
860
00:33:05,691 --> 00:33:07,435
So, we"re gonna all
have to pay for it.
861
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:10,609
- No, because we didn"t do that.
- I didn"t, either.
862
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,401
- So, Daisy and I on the end.
- Yeah.
863
00:33:16,485 --> 00:33:18,098
Bye, guys.
864
00:33:18,182 --> 00:33:19,926
I wore my best dress.
865
00:33:20,010 --> 00:33:21,754
- Yeah.
- You get a hug.
866
00:33:21,838 --> 00:33:24,060
Yay!
Have a lovely trip back home.
867
00:33:24,144 --> 00:33:25,235
- Thank you.
- Marcos.
868
00:33:25,319 --> 00:33:26,628
Hey, man, pleasure
to meet you.
869
00:33:26,712 --> 00:33:28,021
Good to meet you, bro.
870
00:33:28,105 --> 00:33:29,239
- And I got you a rose.
- That was a total...
871
00:33:29,323 --> 00:33:30,153
Oh, really? Wow.
872
00:33:30,237 --> 00:33:32,460
- Yes.
- Bye, Cindi.
873
00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:33,983
- You were fabulous as always.
- Thank you.
874
00:33:34,067 --> 00:33:35,332
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
875
00:33:35,416 --> 00:33:36,508
And this is for you.
I"m looking for...
876
00:33:36,592 --> 00:33:38,074
oh, thank you very much.
877
00:33:38,158 --> 00:33:39,075
And I"m gonna take care
of whatever the problem is.
878
00:33:39,159 --> 00:33:40,555
We"ll figure it out.
879
00:33:40,639 --> 00:33:42,209
I don"t care who did it,
I"ll take care of it.
880
00:33:42,293 --> 00:33:43,297
We"ll figure it out.
All right, mate...
881
00:33:43,381 --> 00:33:44,559
- Ah.
- Thanks for everything.
882
00:33:44,643 --> 00:33:45,908
I"ve never had so much
fun in my life.
883
00:33:45,992 --> 00:33:46,909
- Thank you very much.
- Bye.
884
00:33:46,993 --> 00:33:49,434
Bye, thank you.
885
00:33:49,518 --> 00:33:51,044
What are...
why are we waving?
886
00:33:51,128 --> 00:33:52,433
I don"t know.
887
00:33:53,522 --> 00:33:55,396
Oh, man.
888
00:33:59,092 --> 00:34:00,357
Please, never come back
889
00:34:00,441 --> 00:34:02,534
- Woo-hoo!
- Charter number two!
890
00:34:02,618 --> 00:34:03,535
- Yes!
- We survived!
891
00:34:03,619 --> 00:34:06,799
Was that two or five?
892
00:34:06,883 --> 00:34:07,974
Okay.
Deck team, cushions.
893
00:34:08,058 --> 00:34:09,366
Then we can put the covers on.
894
00:34:09,450 --> 00:34:10,716
Girls, you know what
you"re doing, yeah?
895
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,192
Yeah.
896
00:34:13,933 --> 00:34:16,196
I don"t think this is
my T-shirt, what do you think?
897
00:34:18,285 --> 00:34:19,681
All crew, all crew,
898
00:34:19,765 --> 00:34:22,858
can we get everybody together
for a tip meeting?
899
00:34:22,942 --> 00:34:25,121
Copy.
900
00:34:25,205 --> 00:34:26,946
I don"t want champagne,
I want tequila.
901
00:34:30,036 --> 00:34:32,215
Well, that was really interesting.
902
00:34:32,299 --> 00:34:34,479
Daisy, your team did
a really good job,
903
00:34:34,563 --> 00:34:37,525
everything seemed
to run smoothly.
904
00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:40,354
I think it"s a testament
to your leadership skills
905
00:34:40,438 --> 00:34:44,094
and how you"ve brought
your team together.
906
00:34:44,964 --> 00:34:46,360
The girls did a great job.
907
00:34:46,444 --> 00:34:51,887
I do want to remind everyone
if there are issues,
908
00:34:51,971 --> 00:34:55,325
anyone can come and talk to me,
and to remember we"re a team.
909
00:34:55,409 --> 00:34:56,457
Yes.
910
00:34:56,541 --> 00:34:58,674
And to work with
each other respectfully.
911
00:34:59,849 --> 00:35:01,114
- Okay.
- Just a reminder.
912
00:35:01,198 --> 00:35:03,551
Marcos, I think you accommodated
them very well,
913
00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:06,902
especially the fact that
you hurt your head really bad.
914
00:35:06,986 --> 00:35:08,077
- Yeah.
- But you...
915
00:35:08,161 --> 00:35:09,731
And I pulled off
the dinner, yeah.
916
00:35:09,815 --> 00:35:11,298
You still pulled out the dinner,
and I was there for the dinner.
917
00:35:11,382 --> 00:35:12,952
It seemed like
he enjoyed everything.
918
00:35:13,036 --> 00:35:14,562
Good. Okay.
919
00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:17,347
So, now to the tip.
920
00:35:17,431 --> 00:35:19,654
I don"t personally feel
that this tip
921
00:35:19,738 --> 00:35:23,655
reflects the quality of service
that we gave these guys.
922
00:35:25,962 --> 00:35:27,880
You guys worked really hard,
923
00:35:27,964 --> 00:35:29,272
and you pulled out all the stops
924
00:35:29,356 --> 00:35:31,315
to make this the best
charter for them.
925
00:35:32,795 --> 00:35:36,189
For whatever reason, the tip
comes to a total of...
926
00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:39,453
$6,500.
927
00:35:40,977 --> 00:35:42,721
**** my ****ing life.
928
00:35:42,805 --> 00:35:46,115
I honestly think I"m about
to burst into tears.
929
00:35:46,199 --> 00:35:49,202
I"m... I'm not okay right now.
930
00:35:55,165 --> 00:35:59,085
For whatever reason, the tip
comes to a total of
931
00:35:59,169 --> 00:36:01,696
$6,500,
932
00:36:01,780 --> 00:36:04,003
which comes to 720 each.
933
00:36:04,087 --> 00:36:07,310
It"s still better than a poke
in the eye with a pointy stick.
934
00:36:07,394 --> 00:36:09,661
They could have tipped us
30 grand, 40 grand, 50 grand.
935
00:36:09,745 --> 00:36:12,533
No money in the world
would make me happy
936
00:36:12,617 --> 00:36:14,187
to work for people like that.
937
00:36:14,271 --> 00:36:17,277
I just don"t think people
like that deserve nice things.
938
00:36:17,361 --> 00:36:19,322
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
939
00:36:19,406 --> 00:36:20,323
Thank you.
940
00:36:20,407 --> 00:36:21,760
As far as I"m concerned,
941
00:36:21,844 --> 00:36:23,631
they can take that tip and
shove it up their hole.
942
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,982
I"d feel worse if I felt like
it was a tip we deserved.
943
00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:28,680
It"s a reflection on them,
and you know,
944
00:36:28,764 --> 00:36:30,116
regardless of this tip,
945
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:31,857
I think we had a
great start to a season.
946
00:36:31,941 --> 00:36:34,860
For tonight, you guys are gonna
go out and just have fun.
947
00:36:34,944 --> 00:36:36,209
Thanks, Dais. Okay, guys.
948
00:36:36,293 --> 00:36:37,689
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
949
00:36:37,773 --> 00:36:39,604
- Cheers, good job, everyone.
- Good job, exactly.
950
00:36:39,688 --> 00:36:41,910
- I"m gonna drink tonight.
- You deserve it.
951
00:36:41,994 --> 00:36:44,173
Rawr!
952
00:36:44,257 --> 00:36:47,133
Do you think we should just
wash all these ****ing cushions?
953
00:36:47,217 --> 00:36:51,572
That is yachting, literally...
do it again, every day.
954
00:36:51,656 --> 00:36:53,052
- Hey, ladies?
- Yeah?
955
00:36:53,136 --> 00:36:54,053
What?
956
00:36:54,137 --> 00:36:55,663
Come, girls.
Come, both of you.
957
00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,622
This bed"s big enough
for all three of us.
958
00:36:57,706 --> 00:36:59,798
All right,
let"s just get it outta the way.
959
00:36:59,882 --> 00:37:01,800
- Come on, Ashley.
- It"s a threesome.
960
00:37:01,884 --> 00:37:04,498
- Oh, God.
- This blanket"s too small.
961
00:37:04,582 --> 00:37:05,844
It"s so small.
962
00:37:14,810 --> 00:37:16,246
You"d rather me be
in the middle?
963
00:37:17,421 --> 00:37:19,295
No ****ing way.
964
00:37:19,379 --> 00:37:21,297
Okay, no, seriously, this
is very uncomfortable, wow.
965
00:37:21,381 --> 00:37:22,734
- It is, that hurt.
- This thing does hurt.
966
00:37:22,818 --> 00:37:23,909
- I don"t like it.
- Yeah. So...
967
00:37:23,993 --> 00:37:25,519
And I"m talking about the bed.
968
00:37:25,603 --> 00:37:26,868
So, we won"t be
having sex on here.
969
00:37:26,952 --> 00:37:29,044
- Oh, is that open?
- Yeah.
970
00:37:29,128 --> 00:37:31,090
- Is it...
- Gummy bears.
971
00:37:31,174 --> 00:37:32,700
Perfect.
972
00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:34,528
What time to start
tomorrow, 10:00?
973
00:37:34,612 --> 00:37:37,444
I"m just gonna say 9:00 in my
mind so I don"t drink too much.
974
00:37:37,528 --> 00:37:38,706
- Starting at 9:00.
- Okay.
975
00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,360
Okay, well,
I think that"s us done.
976
00:37:40,444 --> 00:37:41,535
I guess we can chill now.
977
00:37:41,619 --> 00:37:43,189
Okay.
Oh, my legs are sore.
978
00:37:43,273 --> 00:37:44,146
****
979
00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:46,105
We"re out.
We did our job.
980
00:37:46,189 --> 00:37:47,715
Are you guys not
getting along inside?
981
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:51,893
No, I"m...
we"re getting along...
982
00:37:51,977 --> 00:37:52,938
Huh.
983
00:37:53,022 --> 00:37:55,505
- Who"s the second?
- Gabriela.
984
00:37:55,589 --> 00:37:56,942
That"s still a thing?
985
00:37:57,026 --> 00:37:58,421
It...
986
00:37:58,505 --> 00:38:01,424
Yes, the titles are there,
and I have to respect her.
987
00:38:01,508 --> 00:38:02,861
Do you do different jobs?
988
00:38:02,945 --> 00:38:04,950
No, we"re doing the same,
we"re rotating.
989
00:38:05,034 --> 00:38:06,603
We"re doing the same thing.
990
00:38:06,687 --> 00:38:08,344
It"s, like, hashed out now,
but I have to respect her,
991
00:38:08,428 --> 00:38:09,955
because I"m third.
992
00:38:10,039 --> 00:38:12,218
Do you think you both should
have just been the same stews?
993
00:38:12,302 --> 00:38:13,741
Yeah, I do.
994
00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:15,874
I"m extremely competitive,
and I...
995
00:38:15,958 --> 00:38:17,223
You"ve got brothers and sisters?
996
00:38:17,307 --> 00:38:18,833
I have an older sister,
we"re not close.
997
00:38:18,917 --> 00:38:21,401
I haven"t spoken to my
sister in, like, a year.
998
00:38:21,485 --> 00:38:22,663
Claws out.
999
00:38:22,747 --> 00:38:23,664
Why haven"t you
chatted to your sister?
1000
00:38:23,748 --> 00:38:25,231
Long story?
1001
00:38:25,315 --> 00:38:27,233
Like, she screwed every guy
I ever liked in high school.
1002
00:38:27,317 --> 00:38:28,277
Really?
1003
00:38:28,361 --> 00:38:30,802
Yeah, and she knew
I liked them.
1004
00:38:30,886 --> 00:38:32,847
You know, I think when
it comes to girls,
1005
00:38:32,931 --> 00:38:34,196
sometimes it"s a me thing.
1006
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,243
I do have a few girlfriends
that are great,
1007
00:38:37,327 --> 00:38:39,724
but it"s a trust thing.
1008
00:38:39,808 --> 00:38:41,029
Just, like, she would,
like **** people
1009
00:38:41,113 --> 00:38:43,815
- in my room, and, like...
- In your room?
1010
00:38:43,899 --> 00:38:46,078
Yeah, like, and on my bed
and, like, brag,
1011
00:38:46,162 --> 00:38:48,080
and like, rub it
in, like, hee, hee, hee.
1012
00:38:48,164 --> 00:38:51,344
- Really?
- Yeah.
1013
00:38:51,428 --> 00:38:53,259
Like, I... it"s just...
1014
00:38:53,343 --> 00:38:56,392
Like, I have been told
so many times
1015
00:38:56,476 --> 00:38:57,654
that I come off as standoffish.
1016
00:38:57,738 --> 00:38:59,091
I know I"m doing it,
1017
00:38:59,175 --> 00:39:01,789
but it"s hard for me
to not be the way I am.
1018
00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:04,661
- Did you do the same to her?
- No.
1019
00:39:04,745 --> 00:39:07,099
Girls are a little
tricky sometimes...
1020
00:39:07,183 --> 00:39:08,840
just a little.
1021
00:39:08,924 --> 00:39:12,147
It"s interesting, everyone's
got a history, don"t they?
1022
00:39:12,231 --> 00:39:13,453
Yeah.
1023
00:39:13,537 --> 00:39:15,803
What time is it?
I think I need to get dressed.
1024
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,413
Okay, which are
my lucky underwear?
1025
00:39:17,497 --> 00:39:19,415
Because Gary wants to get lucky.
1026
00:39:19,499 --> 00:39:20,939
I"m gonna get a beer.
You need something?
1027
00:39:21,023 --> 00:39:22,288
I"m okay, thank you.
1028
00:39:22,372 --> 00:39:24,551
Ah! Ah!
1029
00:39:24,635 --> 00:39:25,552
- Ah!
- Oh!
1030
00:39:28,073 --> 00:39:29,379
Ow!
1031
00:39:31,816 --> 00:39:33,952
Okay, papi!
1032
00:39:34,036 --> 00:39:35,036
Yeah.
1033
00:39:37,039 --> 00:39:39,479
You can have one cocktail.
1034
00:39:39,563 --> 00:39:42,044
No, Daisy, I can"t.
1035
00:39:43,349 --> 00:39:45,572
- Yes!
- Woo!
1036
00:39:45,656 --> 00:39:47,008
You look amazing.
1037
00:39:47,092 --> 00:39:48,575
- Thank you, Daisy.
- Yeah, I know. Beside that...
1038
00:39:48,659 --> 00:39:49,881
Ugh.
1039
00:39:49,965 --> 00:39:51,491
I had a question for you, Dais.
1040
00:39:51,575 --> 00:39:54,320
If your best friend"s
life depended on it
1041
00:39:54,404 --> 00:39:56,975
and you wanted to try to make
that stain a little bit better,
1042
00:39:57,059 --> 00:39:58,324
what chemical would you use?
1043
00:39:58,408 --> 00:40:00,630
Honestly, that Vanish
has been working.
1044
00:40:00,714 --> 00:40:02,894
- It works miracles.
- Yeah.
1045
00:40:02,978 --> 00:40:04,243
Can I see the Vanish?
I wanna try something.
1046
00:40:04,327 --> 00:40:05,592
Yeah.
1047
00:40:05,676 --> 00:40:07,681
Colin sure kinda looks
like he"s still at work.
1048
00:40:07,765 --> 00:40:09,639
I know, I was gonna
say that earlier.
1049
00:40:09,723 --> 00:40:11,032
Hey, Dais, you look pretty.
1050
00:40:11,116 --> 00:40:12,991
There"s margarita
in the glass jar.
1051
00:40:13,075 --> 00:40:14,514
Okay.
1052
00:40:14,598 --> 00:40:16,516
We"ve got two extra crewmembers
in this photo, come on.
1053
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:17,909
This stuff is amazing.
1054
00:40:17,993 --> 00:40:19,214
Where is that vacuum?
1055
00:40:19,298 --> 00:40:22,261
Oh, my God, y"all look gorgeous!
1056
00:40:22,345 --> 00:40:24,872
I"ve not stopped tapping,
I"m tapping away.
1057
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:27,306
This is how I teach
people to take my photos.
1058
00:40:31,789 --> 00:40:36,057
I love Glenn, but **** me, do
we really have to do this now?
1059
00:40:36,141 --> 00:40:38,755
I mean, it looks a
thousand times better.
1060
00:40:38,839 --> 00:40:41,233
Yeah, but we do have
that water stain.
1061
00:40:42,408 --> 00:40:43,673
I need a ****ing drink.
1062
00:40:43,757 --> 00:40:46,676
We"re really far ahead
with the turnaround,
1063
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,026
so we"ll look after it tomorrow.
1064
00:40:48,110 --> 00:40:49,549
Thank you for helping.
1065
00:40:49,633 --> 00:40:50,942
Yeah, my pleasure.
1066
00:40:51,026 --> 00:40:52,552
Oh, my God. Whoa.
1067
00:40:52,636 --> 00:40:54,336
Okay, kids, have fun.
1068
00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:55,685
Vamos.
1069
00:40:55,769 --> 00:40:56,686
Are you gonna get in the back?
1070
00:40:56,770 --> 00:40:58,210
I"ll go in the back.
1071
00:40:58,294 --> 00:40:59,559
Let"s go mix-mix.
Let"s all go in the back.
1072
00:40:59,643 --> 00:41:00,734
We can squish.
1073
00:41:00,818 --> 00:41:01,950
Vamanos.
1074
00:41:04,909 --> 00:41:06,261
Marcos.. Don"t let
them bring you down.
1075
00:41:06,345 --> 00:41:08,307
- ****
- Your cooking"s fire.
1076
00:41:08,391 --> 00:41:13,135
And the thing is, they"re used
to McDonald"s chicken nuggets.
1077
00:41:17,748 --> 00:41:18,970
Ah!
1078
00:41:19,054 --> 00:41:21,233
So, guys, should we
just say something
1079
00:41:21,317 --> 00:41:24,149
that we"re grateful for,
like how amazing that tip was?
1080
00:41:24,233 --> 00:41:26,499
Thank you for this guy ****ing
left the boat tonight.
1081
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:29,847
Yay!
1082
00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:34,376
You are an amazing
****ing chef.
1083
00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:36,117
Don"t listen to what
some lame charter guests
1084
00:41:36,201 --> 00:41:37,336
think about your food, bruü.
1085
00:41:37,420 --> 00:41:38,380
I"m, like...
1086
00:41:38,464 --> 00:41:41,035
I wanna say that
I never felt like
1087
00:41:41,119 --> 00:41:43,603
a family in a such short time.
1088
00:41:43,687 --> 00:41:45,866
And all you guys are so amazing.
1089
00:41:45,950 --> 00:41:47,955
- Aw!
- Kudos!
1090
00:41:50,215 --> 00:41:51,437
Being a chef in this industry,
1091
00:41:51,521 --> 00:41:53,918
it gets lonely in
the galley, definitely.
1092
00:41:54,002 --> 00:41:55,615
But this crew is different.
1093
00:41:55,699 --> 00:41:58,879
So... oh, wait, wait, we"ve got
tequilas, guys, let"s go.
1094
00:41:58,963 --> 00:42:00,272
They don"t let you
drown yourself.
1095
00:42:00,356 --> 00:42:03,362
We drown all togethers,
or we help you.
1096
00:42:03,446 --> 00:42:04,667
I love it.
1097
00:42:04,751 --> 00:42:07,279
Cheers to Marcos!
1098
00:42:07,363 --> 00:42:08,364
I love you.
1099
00:42:11,802 --> 00:42:13,282
Coming up...
1100
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:16,114
I know, I know.
1101
00:42:16,198 --> 00:42:17,811
I might wanna sleep with her,
1102
00:42:17,895 --> 00:42:20,158
but don"t really wanna be
stuck with the consequences.
1103
00:42:27,513 --> 00:42:28,953
Are we ready to order?
1104
00:42:29,037 --> 00:42:30,345
I would love to order.
1105
00:42:30,429 --> 00:42:31,956
I"ll have the fish.
1106
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,696
Oh, I wanted the burrata.
1107
00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:35,655
I"ll have the burrata
and the strawberry cake.
1108
00:42:35,739 --> 00:42:36,961
What"d you order here?
1109
00:42:37,045 --> 00:42:39,612
I"m hammered...
a margarita, of course.
1110
00:42:41,179 --> 00:42:42,531
Bottoms up!
1111
00:42:42,615 --> 00:42:45,056
You"re like, "This is
not my first rodeo!"
1112
00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:47,362
And these bitches kinda
know what they"re doing.
1113
00:42:47,446 --> 00:42:49,103
I"m gonna sleep in until...
1114
00:42:49,187 --> 00:42:50,187
All right...
1115
00:42:51,189 --> 00:42:52,106
You girls are great.
1116
00:42:52,190 --> 00:42:55,283
You girls just...
1117
00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:56,806
You two are a team.
1118
00:42:56,890 --> 00:42:59,157
I want it to be solid,
especially our team.
1119
00:42:59,241 --> 00:43:00,593
Me, too.
1120
00:43:00,677 --> 00:43:02,812
I don"t give a sh...
About everyone else.
1121
00:43:02,896 --> 00:43:05,815
Without the team, you
break down, you fall apart.
1122
00:43:05,899 --> 00:43:06,773
Yeah.
1123
00:43:06,857 --> 00:43:08,514
It"s a hard lesson to learn,
1124
00:43:08,598 --> 00:43:10,037
it"s a lesson I had
to learn over and over again.
1125
00:43:10,121 --> 00:43:11,430
Yeah.
1126
00:43:11,514 --> 00:43:13,429
I"m gonna go pee now.
1127
00:43:16,388 --> 00:43:18,350
Gabriela, come for a smoke.
1128
00:43:18,434 --> 00:43:19,525
Hey, you, what"s happening?
1129
00:43:19,609 --> 00:43:20,917
I don"t know what's happening.
1130
00:43:21,001 --> 00:43:21,788
What do you mean?
1131
00:43:21,872 --> 00:43:23,094
We were in our room earlier,
1132
00:43:23,178 --> 00:43:26,271
and Gabriela said Gary
will **** anything.
1133
00:43:26,355 --> 00:43:30,014
Do you feel like Gary kind of
shoots his shot with everyone,
1134
00:43:30,098 --> 00:43:33,191
and whoever bites is the one
that is gonna end up with him?
1135
00:43:33,275 --> 00:43:34,844
Yeah.
1136
00:43:34,928 --> 00:43:37,168
Like, you"re the type of person,
you flirt with everyone.
1137
00:43:44,460 --> 00:43:46,114
No, listen, just listen.
1138
00:43:55,123 --> 00:43:57,519
It"s occurred to me that
Ashley wants two things...
1139
00:43:57,603 --> 00:44:00,566
my undivided attention,
and to get in my pants.
1140
00:44:00,650 --> 00:44:02,086
Well, let"s see what happens.
1141
00:44:04,828 --> 00:44:08,226
I know, I know, and I know,
and that was like, I...
1142
00:44:08,310 --> 00:44:09,923
I might wanna sleep with her,
1143
00:44:10,007 --> 00:44:11,751
but I don"t really wanna be
stuck with the consequences.
1144
00:44:11,835 --> 00:44:13,361
We"ve got this season
together, all right?
1145
00:44:13,445 --> 00:44:15,189
Yeah.
1146
00:44:15,273 --> 00:44:17,844
I love everyone"s personalities
for everyone.
1147
00:44:17,928 --> 00:44:20,499
- I"m a bitch.
- No, you are not.
1148
00:44:20,583 --> 00:44:22,196
Don"t take
my title away from me.
1149
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,586
Okay.
1150
00:44:24,587 --> 00:44:26,545
- Mwah.
- Aw!
1151
00:44:28,025 --> 00:44:29,505
He loves Daisy.
1152
00:44:30,549 --> 00:44:31,553
Oh, another one, okay.
1153
00:44:33,726 --> 00:44:34,948
Ow!
Oh! ****
1154
00:44:35,032 --> 00:44:37,559
Oi, it"s stuck,
bro, holy sh...
1155
00:44:37,643 --> 00:44:40,124
- Strawberry?
- Yes, please.
1156
00:44:42,474 --> 00:44:44,436
That"s my ****ing girl.
1157
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,699
There you go.
1158
00:44:46,783 --> 00:44:47,569
You!
1159
00:44:47,653 --> 00:44:48,962
No, **** no.
1160
00:44:49,046 --> 00:44:52,008
Okay.
Come here... mwah!
1161
00:44:52,092 --> 00:44:53,227
Jesus, Gary!
1162
00:44:53,311 --> 00:44:54,576
Ugh!
1163
00:44:54,660 --> 00:44:56,970
That was the best kiss
of my life.
1164
00:44:57,054 --> 00:44:59,190
Well, she"s taken bigger in her
mouth ****ing give it to her.
1165
00:44:59,274 --> 00:45:01,583
Not you, clearly.
1166
00:45:01,667 --> 00:45:02,976
You don"t know
what I"ve got down here.
1167
00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:05,587
We don"t, and we'd just
tell you to sh...
1168
00:45:05,671 --> 00:45:09,849
It"s not so visible
as some of us are.
1169
00:45:11,286 --> 00:45:13,421
I"m very drunk.
1170
00:45:13,505 --> 00:45:16,555
I"m outta here, my car's here.
1171
00:45:16,639 --> 00:45:18,557
Long night, my friend,
long night.
1172
00:45:18,641 --> 00:45:21,342
- Oh!
- What?
1173
00:45:21,426 --> 00:45:22,688
Oh!
1174
00:45:24,342 --> 00:45:26,692
What are we doing when we
go back? I need a plan.
1175
00:45:28,781 --> 00:45:30,174
And then a drink.
1176
00:45:31,219 --> 00:45:32,353
Okay.
1177
00:45:32,437 --> 00:45:33,876
Watch this.
1178
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,049
Stop touching it, just leave it.
1179
00:45:37,007 --> 00:45:38,446
Oh, why would you touch it?
1180
00:45:38,530 --> 00:45:39,795
Ah!
1181
00:45:39,879 --> 00:45:41,971
Come on... baby girls.
1182
00:45:42,055 --> 00:45:43,190
Can I get out?
1183
00:45:43,274 --> 00:45:44,235
Woo.
1184
00:45:44,319 --> 00:45:45,975
No, no.
1185
00:45:46,059 --> 00:45:47,934
You know what I don"t
understand, Gary?
1186
00:45:48,018 --> 00:45:50,241
Tell me, Gary, what
do you not understand?
1187
00:45:50,325 --> 00:45:52,504
So, these girls, they all
work together
1188
00:45:52,588 --> 00:45:53,809
and they all speak together,
1189
00:45:53,893 --> 00:45:56,244
but then they all
throw themselves at you.
1190
00:45:58,071 --> 00:45:59,467
- What is this?
- Tequila.
1191
00:45:59,551 --> 00:46:00,990
Ah.
1192
00:46:01,074 --> 00:46:02,728
Don"t look at me like that.
1193
00:46:07,646 --> 00:46:08,911
It"s hard, because I know
it"s not
1194
00:46:08,995 --> 00:46:10,954
just gonna be
a few kisses with Ashley.
1195
00:46:23,967 --> 00:46:27,060
Sh..., that feels good.
1196
00:46:27,144 --> 00:46:30,368
Is that just from me...
whoa, what"s going on here?
1197
00:46:30,452 --> 00:46:32,239
Oi, naughty, naughty.
1198
00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:33,849
Control yourself.
1199
00:46:33,933 --> 00:46:36,287
**** says you that"s
dressed like that
1200
00:46:36,371 --> 00:46:38,590
that"s just like,
mother... er.
1201
00:46:43,378 --> 00:46:45,118
I"m gonna go change.
1202
00:46:50,602 --> 00:46:52,390
You gonna go to beddy-beddy?
1203
00:46:52,474 --> 00:46:54,305
I"m gonna go up and
have another drink.
1204
00:46:54,389 --> 00:46:55,741
****
1205
00:46:55,825 --> 00:46:56,742
Hey, stop, don"t touch it,
don"t touch it.
1206
00:46:56,826 --> 00:46:58,222
Let me see it.
1207
00:46:58,306 --> 00:46:59,484
Because he keeps rubbing
his hand through his hair.
1208
00:46:59,568 --> 00:47:03,227
Yay!
1209
00:47:03,311 --> 00:47:05,098
What are you doing?
1210
00:47:05,182 --> 00:47:06,491
I don"t know.
1211
00:47:06,575 --> 00:47:08,101
He cannot touch his wound.
1212
00:47:08,185 --> 00:47:10,321
Let"s just make sure he
doesn"t look stupid, yeah?
1213
00:47:11,928 --> 00:47:13,541
- Oh, really.
- Daisy, can you help me please?
1214
00:47:13,625 --> 00:47:15,064
Go... go sideways?
Sideways.
1215
00:47:15,148 --> 00:47:16,283
I just...
you just said wrap it.
1216
00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:18,064
That"s what I did.
1217
00:47:22,765 --> 00:47:24,465
I just really want a drink.
1218
00:47:24,549 --> 00:47:25,901
Do you need a drink?
1219
00:47:25,985 --> 00:47:27,425
- How do you think he feels?
- Yeah.
1220
00:47:27,509 --> 00:47:29,165
I"m... that's why I asked you...
1221
00:47:29,249 --> 00:47:30,254
I asked him.
1222
00:47:30,338 --> 00:47:31,342
**** off, Colin.
1223
00:47:31,426 --> 00:47:33,126
Look at Kelsie.
1224
00:47:33,210 --> 00:47:34,519
What do you want?
1225
00:47:34,603 --> 00:47:36,347
Just hold the gauze there so
he doesn"t keep...
1226
00:47:36,431 --> 00:47:37,478
No, not you, him.
1227
00:47:37,562 --> 00:47:39,959
Somebody pass me
my drink, Kelsie.
1228
00:47:40,043 --> 00:47:41,349
****
1229
00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:46,049
Whew.
1230
00:47:49,748 --> 00:47:51,362
Ugh!
1231
00:47:51,446 --> 00:47:54,756
I"m traumatized.
1232
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,932
****, you are fine.
1233
00:47:57,016 --> 00:47:58,456
You are gonna live.
1234
00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:00,980
Urgh! Ugh!
1235
00:48:01,064 --> 00:48:03,417
If I go to bed, I"m gonna
wake up with no regrets.
1236
00:48:03,501 --> 00:48:06,551
If I stay up, maybe I"ll do
something I"ll regret.
1237
00:48:06,635 --> 00:48:08,204
Ugh!
1238
00:48:08,288 --> 00:48:10,468
Why can"t little Gary behave?
1239
00:48:10,552 --> 00:48:12,296
Ugh!
1240
00:48:12,380 --> 00:48:14,773
**** Urgh.
1241
00:48:19,212 --> 00:48:20,521
****
Gary.
1242
00:48:20,605 --> 00:48:21,783
No, you"re not gonna touch it,
1243
00:48:21,867 --> 00:48:23,089
you"re not gonna ****
around with it.
1244
00:48:23,173 --> 00:48:24,264
You"re gonna drink some sh...
1245
00:48:24,348 --> 00:48:26,568
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
1246
00:48:29,919 --> 00:48:31,921
****.
1247
00:48:34,010 --> 00:48:36,798
No, I"m going to bed.
1248
00:48:36,882 --> 00:48:37,930
Just kidding.
1249
00:48:38,014 --> 00:48:39,105
What do you want, a beer?
1250
00:48:39,189 --> 00:48:40,930
- I feel bad.
- No, I"m okay.
1251
00:48:42,714 --> 00:48:44,754
I don"t know, because
I don"t know how to handle it.
1252
00:48:49,678 --> 00:48:51,552
- No, no, no, that"s a lie.
- You"re so annoying.
1253
00:48:51,636 --> 00:48:52,855
Come here.
1254
00:48:55,248 --> 00:48:57,294
Oh, you"re so rosy-cheeked.
1255
00:49:00,123 --> 00:49:01,910
Ooh, Gary, behave yourself.
1256
00:49:01,994 --> 00:49:05,305
- You"re so annoying.
- Let"s go have fun.
1257
00:49:05,389 --> 00:49:07,481
- Okay.
- Let"s go.
1258
00:49:07,565 --> 00:49:08,395
Oh!
1259
00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:09,614
Can you take your own towels?
1260
00:49:09,698 --> 00:49:11,058
Should we not use
the guest towels?
1261
00:49:12,222 --> 00:49:13,444
No, don"t take it off.
1262
00:49:13,528 --> 00:49:16,142
- You are so drunk.
- Mm.
1263
00:49:16,226 --> 00:49:18,271
- Are you okay?
- Mm-mmm.
1264
00:49:19,577 --> 00:49:20,886
Hey!
1265
00:49:20,970 --> 00:49:22,627
Colin, come around this side.
1266
00:49:22,711 --> 00:49:24,759
This is the king of the Jacuzzi
being enabled.
1267
00:49:24,843 --> 00:49:25,804
Whoa!
1268
00:49:25,888 --> 00:49:27,458
Tom, Tom, Tom!
1269
00:49:27,542 --> 00:49:28,633
Oh!
1270
00:49:28,717 --> 00:49:31,241
If you wanna get me more margarita...
1271
00:49:32,677 --> 00:49:34,943
Yay! Yes!
1272
00:49:35,027 --> 00:49:36,205
Tongue, no tongue, Daisy.
1273
00:49:36,289 --> 00:49:38,422
- Me and her...
- Tongue or no tongue?
1274
00:49:39,989 --> 00:49:42,473
Oh, my God.
1275
00:49:42,557 --> 00:49:44,300
That"s enough.
That"s enough.
1276
00:49:44,384 --> 00:49:45,473
Come sit down.
1277
00:49:47,431 --> 00:49:50,829
You got a friend in me.
1278
00:49:50,913 --> 00:49:52,305
Mwah!
1279
00:49:56,092 --> 00:49:57,615
You"ve got muscles.
1280
00:50:04,753 --> 00:50:07,672
Gary"s signals are telling me
that he"s not really interested.
1281
00:50:07,756 --> 00:50:09,674
- Oh!
- It"s like, whatever.
1282
00:50:09,758 --> 00:50:12,851
I"m drunk and horny,
so I"m gonna have a good time,
1283
00:50:12,935 --> 00:50:14,026
no matter what.
1284
00:50:14,110 --> 00:50:16,025
Gary, where are you going?
1285
00:50:21,291 --> 00:50:24,468
I"ll be back in, like, say,
four and a half, five minutes.
1286
00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:32,305
- You got any beers?
- Who spilled this?
1287
00:50:32,389 --> 00:50:34,304
Ooh!
1288
00:50:36,611 --> 00:50:37,876
I"m gonna have another drink.
1289
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,052
This is disgraceful.
This is disgraceful.
1290
00:50:40,136 --> 00:50:41,357
We"re gonna have to have
a crew meeting tomorrow.
1291
00:50:41,441 --> 00:50:42,837
- Yes.
- Ah!
1292
00:50:42,921 --> 00:50:45,405
Oh, yes.
1293
00:50:45,489 --> 00:50:48,060
Don"t drown the boy, down drown
the boy, we need him alive.
1294
00:50:48,144 --> 00:50:49,888
For what?
1295
00:50:49,972 --> 00:50:51,974
- For...
- Oh, sorry.
1296
00:50:56,108 --> 00:50:57,722
Please do.
1297
00:50:57,806 --> 00:50:59,201
Daisy, where"d you go?
1298
00:50:59,285 --> 00:51:01,552
Oh, is one of those for me?
1299
00:51:01,636 --> 00:51:03,815
- Dais...
- Do not touch me!
1300
00:51:03,899 --> 00:51:04,729
Oi!
1301
00:51:04,813 --> 00:51:06,075
If you wanna **** a toad...
1302
00:51:07,990 --> 00:51:09,211
I didn"t say anyone.
1303
00:51:09,295 --> 00:51:11,170
Did you just call me
a ****ing toad?
1304
00:51:11,254 --> 00:51:12,563
I don"t think this...
1305
00:51:12,647 --> 00:51:14,173
Did you...
did you just call me a toad?
1306
00:51:14,257 --> 00:51:15,519
No.
1307
00:51:16,346 --> 00:51:17,263
Oh, right.
1308
00:51:17,347 --> 00:51:19,134
Oh, I"m... okay, yes.
1309
00:51:19,218 --> 00:51:20,655
A toad, I get it now.
1310
00:51:23,658 --> 00:51:25,706
Tom has beautiful eyes,
a great body.
1311
00:51:25,790 --> 00:51:28,404
We all know what my face did
when Tom walked in the door.
1312
00:51:28,488 --> 00:51:32,626
Tom is very attractive, and I
know that I"ve written him off.
1313
00:51:32,710 --> 00:51:34,846
But I"m at the point
where it"s not worth me
1314
00:51:34,930 --> 00:51:37,849
putting any
more effort into Gary.
1315
00:51:37,933 --> 00:51:43,158
So, I think I"m warming up
to the idea of somebody my age.
1316
00:51:43,242 --> 00:51:44,548
There, I said it.
1317
00:51:45,723 --> 00:51:47,467
Can I have a bottle opener?
1318
00:51:47,551 --> 00:51:49,077
Bar"s closed, baby.
1319
00:51:49,161 --> 00:51:50,383
You"ve had way too much.
1320
00:51:50,467 --> 00:51:52,516
Where will we lie this...
there we go.
1321
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,518
Dry it, dry it out, dry it out.
1322
00:51:54,602 --> 00:51:56,038
That"s better.
1323
00:51:57,996 --> 00:51:59,827
Open your legs.
1324
00:51:59,911 --> 00:52:04,310
Open my legs?
Oh God, this is...
1325
00:52:04,394 --> 00:52:05,616
This is fun.
1326
00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:08,401
Why is there a strange
man behind my bar?
1327
00:52:08,485 --> 00:52:09,707
Let me do my hair first.
1328
00:52:09,791 --> 00:52:12,492
No, wait, wait, wait...
I"m not ready!
1329
00:52:12,576 --> 00:52:14,929
I squashed the idea
of getting with Ashley.
1330
00:52:15,013 --> 00:52:16,888
Like, it wasn"t in
my head whatsoever.
1331
00:52:16,972 --> 00:52:19,757
Have you ever heard of
the tortoise and the hare?
1332
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,156
Yeah, I am living proof that
the tortoise won the race.
1333
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,244
That looks funky.
1334
00:52:25,328 --> 00:52:28,813
- No!
- Yes.
1335
00:52:28,897 --> 00:52:30,681
Tom"s about to get 'em.
1336
00:52:35,904 --> 00:52:37,645
Yes, queens!
1337
00:52:39,734 --> 00:52:41,561
You guys are so hot.
1338
00:52:53,269 --> 00:52:54,444
Mm-hmm.
1339
00:53:02,147 --> 00:53:04,065
Oh, Colin, it hurts.
1340
00:53:04,149 --> 00:53:05,890
Oh.
1341
00:53:24,343 --> 00:53:25,649
Ah!
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