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Previously
on Super Pumped...
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Young founders
are a hot commodity.
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You must basically have
women on demand now too.
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Yeah, we call that
Boober.
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Olivia Lungociu
just published
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our entire list of
data access permissions.
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Everyone will know that
we access
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users' messages, cameras,
contacts, GPS,
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even after the app's
been closed.
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Olivia Lungociu.
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Open her up quick
and quiet.
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She needs to be fucking
neutralized.
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I'm going to stay
in the city tonight.
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Can't you come home?
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I've gotta get
an early start.
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The money is worthless
if I never see you.
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Quality time in the dark
isn't so great
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when I can't pay
the electricity bill.
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Thanks for all you do,
brother.
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Is Google starting
a self-driving
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ride-hailing service?
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Anything is possible.
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That's Levandowski.
I want to poach him.
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I just sent Google
my resignation letter.
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Why don't you meet
our newest board member.
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I am thrilled by
Uber's potential
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to make the world
a better place.
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Apple just rejected
the update.
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Your build breaks
dozens of App Store rules.
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It's an abomination.
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Change it.
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Anyone looking at Uber's app
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from Cupertino
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won't be able to see
the privacy-violating code.
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Do it.
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Tim, you're not gonna believe
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the shit Uber's trying to pull.
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opening theme music plays
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-Hey.
-Oh, Jesus.
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Hi.
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Did they ever play any
happy songs back in the day,
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or are they all just like
funeral dirges?
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Okay, they had a lot of people
dying on them back then.
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-Young too.
-But they also played, like,
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imperial shit, right,
like for kings?
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Can you play me
something like that?
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Guess someone
had a good day at work.
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I did. I had a great
fucking day.
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Good. Why don't you go shower
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that Johnnie Walker
and patchouli off of you...
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-And then we can...
- No time, babe.
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Too busy changing the world.
One driverless car at a time.
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That's amazing, Trav.
Hey, I have some good news too.
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Really? So we're going
to celebrate you too.
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But do you know where
the Wii remote is?
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'Cause I can feel it right now.
I am en fuego.
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It's in the cabinet
under the TV.
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Oh, yeah.
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Anyway, so, you--
you know that school
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that I've been working with?
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-They--
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Yeah. Eddy Cue!
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I was legit just talking
about you, man.
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What's going on?
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We have a real problem.
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You do, I mean. Uber does.
An existential crisis.
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Define "existential."
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Tim's sitting in
to decide if you exist.
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Cupertino, tomorrow.
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They can't know.
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They obviously know
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we're still running
the rejected code,
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or else the call I got would've
been inviting me to their camp
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at the Bohemian Club,
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not to reenact
The Lives of Others
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with Tim Cook
asking the questions.
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Is this it, man?
Is Apple banning us?
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Oh, they're just trying
to scare us, or scare me.
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It could be seen like
we're deceiving
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the most powerful tech company
in the world, TK--
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And we have no idea
how much Apple actually knows.
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Their find could expose heaven,
hell, Greyball.
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Our whole surveillance
operation.
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-We don't call it that.
- Okay,
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none of those things
are actually illegal.
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Apple's precious App Store rules
are not the fucking law.
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Most users are dubious
of the data we mine
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from their phones already.
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Discovering blatant
privacy infringement
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could drive users off the app
and the company.
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We have to make this right
with Apple.
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Thank you, Mr. Spock.
Now what do I do?
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What's my angle? How do I
actually get out of this?
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You don't.
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Leave the bullshit
on the farm.
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Go to Cupertino.
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Confirm only
what they know.
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Nothing more, nothing less.
And then say you're sorry.
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I'm not sorry.
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And I don't want to let Tim
wrestle me to the ground.
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TK, you know when it comes
to throwing gas on a fire,
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I'm both the gas and the fire,
right?
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-Why I love you, bro.
-But this time,
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I got some water
and a fire extinguisher
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because big pic:
saying sorry costs nothing.
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You're on track to become
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the most significant commander
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of the most significant startup
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of the 21st century.
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Legit legend status.
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If we don't get flushed.
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This could be
that rare time
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where the truth actually
sets you free.
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The concern is, if you don't
give them what they want,
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which is, as Emil said,
the truth,
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they will make an example of you
and ban the app, ending Uber.
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But know this:
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If they don't like that truth,
they may ban us anyway.
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So I tell the truth, I lose,
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but I lie, I also lose?
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One of those will be
the better option.
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Choose that one,
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or else Cupertino
will become your Waterloo.
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Well, I hear you.
I regard you.
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But this is nothing
like Waterloo, okay?
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Napoleon was a great general.
I'm not knocking the little man.
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But he was not making France
the kind of coin
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that I am making for Apple,
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which is why Apple will never
remove Uber from the app store.
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I think we have to remove Uber
from the App Store.
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In all my years at Apple,
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I've never seen such a blatant
disregard for Apple policy.
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Your juvenile, contemptuous
game of hide-and-seek
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with our compliance engineers
is an insult.
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If insults determined
our actions,
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we'd be tossing apps
to the lions like the emperors.
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This isn't personal to me,
but it is clear, Travis.
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Your actions,
and those of your company,
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have led us
to one conclusion:
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Uber must go.
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Anything you'd like to say?
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Before you do, know this:
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Lying, that I do
take personally.
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Oh, look at that.
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Our main motherfucker
would love to find a lie
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that he could float.
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Uber deserves to be removed
from the App Store.
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Uber...
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No, I deceived you.
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It was blatant and egregious.
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But I was desperate.
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Well, this tribunal
can close up fast.
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No, I'm saying that there's
a reason I did what I did.
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Before you end it all
for Uber...
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just hear me out.
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I think you owe me that.
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We owe you nothing.
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That may well be true, Eduardo,
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but Travis is here,
and so are we.
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Let's let the man talk.
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Thank you, Tim.
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Oh, no.
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He's right, Travis.
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I mean, we should
shut you down
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faster than the Secretariat did
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the field at Churchill Downs.
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They say that race was over
in the first furlong.
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Yeah, well, I run motherfuckers
down in the final stretch, Eddy.
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Hey, try and rise above
the day-to-day, uh, chestiness.
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Hey, and just tell us why
on earth you thought it was okay
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to blatantly violate
our agreement.
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I'm here today
because of China.
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Oh, God...
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From humble beginnings
in San Francisco...
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...Uber took over the world
in record time.
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it
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That's the way,
Uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it
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But there was
still one land left
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to be annexed
into Uber Nation.
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The People's Republic of China.
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A land of 1.4 billion people,
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97% of whom own a smartphone.
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If we could take China,
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we would be the most
consequential tech startup
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since Apple.
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But we had competition.
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There were already two big
Chinese rideshare companies:
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Didi Dache and Kuaidi Dache.
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They were at war.
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That was my opening
to conquer China.
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And we were winning.
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Take Chengdu.
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Half the size of New York City,
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but 479 times as many rides
in less than nine months.
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But, and I've never
told anybody this,
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not even my board.
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Half of those rides were fake.
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Each centipede
represents, at minimum,
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50 fraudulent
incentive rides.
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And there are hundreds more in
every city all over the country,
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all day every day.
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Doing, what, 116,000 rides
a day in Chengdu.
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Average cost of a ride's
97 yuans,
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15 bucks per ride
times 20 cities.
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Jesus, we're losing 25 million
a week on this shit...
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to fraud in China
because of Apple.
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You saying your fraud problem
was Apple's fault?
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I'm saying we're providing
career opportunities to drivers,
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a superior brand to riders.
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And they pay us back
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by coming up with elaborate
scams to rip us off.
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And there's nothing we could do
to stop them.
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Until recently,
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every phone had the equivalent
of a digital signature.
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Uber could use those signatures
to track the scammers.
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But when you guys killed
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outside access
to the signatures,
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then Uber lost the ability
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to identify
the fraudulent accounts.
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When you blocked that access,
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you blinded us
like fucking Equus.
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And, yes, then we had
to cut open some new eyeholes--
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That's a pretty Orwellian way
to say that you decided
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to flout our privacy policy
like a bunch of--
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I have nothing but respect for
Apple's commitment to privacy.
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Ugh.
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I...
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understand Apple's commitment
to privacy.
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But my commitment is to Uber.
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I'm duty-bound as CEO
to protect my company.
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Even against you.
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One of my engineers
figured out a new way
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to identify
the fraudulent users.
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The new software turns user data
in, like, text messages,
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contacts, photo albums,
et cetera,
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into a unique fingerprint.
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Once the phone's
been fingerprinted,
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Uber can track it.
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Oh, shit, yes!
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-Fuck you guys! We got you!
-Nice!
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Fuck you fuckers!
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I was in for a bil in China,
going on two.
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But I was about to do what only
Musk and you guys have done.
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What Zuckerberg and Brin
and Bezos couldn't.
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Get China.
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China doesn't play
by the same rules.
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We can't let them
make that choice.
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And we have it.
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We've got China
under control.
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You got our letter
to the board.
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Two cities have 400 times
as many rides
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as New York in nine months.
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It's unprecedented.
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So is your burn rate.
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Our burn is commensurate
with growth.
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Everyone on the board
got that same letter. They're
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all fine with it. Know how I
know? It's like guard dogs.
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If they sense something's
wrong, they bark.
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But we haven't heard a peep
from them.
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Have you heard anything
from anybody, Bill?
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We're here on behalf
of Benchmark.
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On behalf of our limited
partners.
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Uh-huh, and Emil, what is
Uber's valuation as of today?
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Thirty bill-yone.
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So you can tell your LPs
that's 300 times return.
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When and if we go public.
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And that "if" is if
this China insanity
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doesn't wipe us out first.
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I'm not in the business
of wiping out.
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And that's what
the fat surfer said
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in the "Eddie Would Go" T-shirt
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right before
a 30-meter monster
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sends him to the ocean floor
at Nazaré.
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He brought a shortboard--
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Look, let's just
take a breath here.
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Everybody has faith in you
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that you know
what's on your balance sheet,
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but revenue is not profit,
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despite contortionist
accounting.
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We'll have all the profit
we need
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once we win China.
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You have rolled across Europe
like Rommel himself.
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With the same elegant fury.
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But China ain't France.
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China's playing mah-jongg
while you're playing pétanque.
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Different cultures
need different strategies.
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We just need you to see
the whole game board here.
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I am the one on the game board,
and I'm crushing it.
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China loves Uber.
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Whatever happened
to grow or die?
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In China, it's grow, then die.
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-Dude...
- China loves us today
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because we give more value than
what we charge,
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because we're depositing
incentives out the wazoo.
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It's a free fucking
cash bonanza.
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What's there not to love?
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But Uber is always gonna be
an interloper from the west.
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And once we get a foothold
and profitability,
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start withdrawing yuan
out of their economy,
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the CCP is gonna cut us off
at the knees.
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And they're going to take
the business
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that Travis Kalanick built,
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and they're going to give us
back in return nothing.
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Not even a fortune cookie.
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Don't fucking do that.
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You know, Arianna says,
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"You never get to witness
your own eulogy,
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but you write it
every day."
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I think she's wrong,
'cause I'm witnessing
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my own eulogy.
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And you're the one writing it.
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Some people write words
for a living.
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Do you think...
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Others write checks.
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...that I can win in China?
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Yes or no?
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Because Arianna does.
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She believes in me.
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She believes in Uber.
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And that is worth more
than all the money in Benchmark.
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We're staying in China.
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Rise back up
to consciousness.
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That was fabulous,
darling.
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Your vibration
is much higher.
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Can you feel it?
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Yeah, I totally can.
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00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,942
Bill Gurley has invited me
to breakfast Monday.
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00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,777
-Can you come?
-You know what?
329
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,947
He asked me to mentor
one of his CEOs on Monday.
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That's convenient.
331
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There are no accidents.
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And there are no secrets
between us.
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Thank you.
334
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,247
At least some people
were still on my side.
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Shit.
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00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,125
But even her support
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00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:01,627
couldn't stop the hits
from coming.
338
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,129
What?
339
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,590
We've got tragic news.
340
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,801
One of our Uber drivers
killed a child in Ohio.
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00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,970
Oh, Jesus.
This is going to suck for me.
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00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,353
Suck for-- for Uber,
is what I mean.
343
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,605
I know it sucks
for the family too.
344
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,273
Obviously it sucks for them.
345
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,113
Twitter's blowing up about it
right now.
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00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,656
Olivia Lungociu's
leading the charge.
347
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,324
Her.
348
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:35,119
"@TravisK: a dead child,
assaulted women.
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00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,454
When you are going to admit
you just don't give a fuck?"
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00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,331
Come on.
It's not like her kid died.
351
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,834
-No. No, no, no.
-TK.
352
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,253
Don't ever let anyone
other than me
353
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,005
hear you say
something like that.
354
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,673
You know what?
Elon could say it.
355
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,425
They'd put it on a billboard.
They would celebrate.
356
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:50,843
I need some Musk on me.
Isn't that your job?
357
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,344
Why don't I get the press
he gets?
358
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,013
Because they don't know you.
359
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,848
If they knew the Travis I do,
360
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,683
they'd say nothing
but wonderful things.
361
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:58,892
Arianna's right.
362
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,477
You hide behind comms
363
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,896
when you should be out front
communicating.
364
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:06,150
Elon is rocket man because
he gives the press face time.
365
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,609
Makes them feel special.
366
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,528
Yeah, they celebrate him,
as you said.
367
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,281
Travis, you can and should
do this.
368
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:15,409
Let's host a press event
in New York.
369
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,661
At the Waverly,
and I'll co-host.
370
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,913
Great.
Steaks, wine, conversation.
371
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,332
Get the media on team TK.
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00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,584
Yeah. I like it.
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00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:24,835
I don't know.
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00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,086
Kissing up to the press,
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00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,838
it just doesn't feel legit.
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00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,715
An event might help with
the calls I've been getting
377
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,467
from journos digging
into our burn in China.
378
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,135
And the last thing we need
before a new raise
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00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,220
is the press casting doubt
on your judgment as CEO.
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00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:37,389
I don't need the press.
You know how I know?
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00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,224
The graphs tell me so,
382
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,226
'cause they are nothing
but up and to the right.
383
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,895
Shitty tweet
up and to the right.
384
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,688
Bad headline
up and to the right.
385
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,356
All I do is grow.
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00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,067
I'm the fucking
Revenue Rocket Man.
387
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,485
Why...?
388
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,236
Why can't people
report on that
389
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,322
instead of always being like,
390
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,740
"Why women hate working
at Uber"?
391
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,658
Give me a fucking break.
392
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,077
Moving on--
393
00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:00,913
No, let's not move on.
394
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:03,582
I'd like to know why women
hate working at Uber.
395
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:07,127
That seems super germane to your
pattern of behavior, Travis.
396
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:09,463
Why is your attrition rate
for women so high?
397
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,595
From my experience,
398
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,847
women are the canary
in the coal mine.
399
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,516
When they leave a company
en masse,
400
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,518
that's often a sign of deeper,
401
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,895
overlooked cultural
and ethical issues.
402
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,523
We are always looking
for qualified workers
403
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,982
with the right attitude.
404
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:30,400
If you're good,
you're hired.
405
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,819
And if you get it,
406
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,821
then you stick
regardless of gender.
407
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,739
You believe that?
408
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,617
It's not about belief, Tim.
I can see our data.
409
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,786
Data can be biased.
410
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,122
So can people.
411
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:45,124
Anyway, I think I've more
than answered your question.
412
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,209
Oh, no, this inquiry
is just getting started.
413
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,462
You'll answer for every aspect
of your company
414
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,673
before I decide if you stay
alive and in the store.
415
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:58,595
Okay, well,
if you're judge and jury,
416
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:03,100
then may I continue
my testimony?
417
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,019
Sure. Start with an answer
to Tim's question.
418
00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,814
Why are your attrition rates
for women so high?
419
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,070
It is imperative you do
a temple stay at Bongeunsa
420
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,947
when you're in Seoul
with Gabi.
421
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,657
It will balance your chi.
422
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,409
-That sounds amazing.
-Hmm.
423
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,035
Hold the elevator.
424
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,912
-Can I say one more thing?
-Yes.
425
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,248
What should I do about
this constant questioning
426
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,125
of our accounting
practices?
427
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,836
Don't break any rules
or laws.
428
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,005
And if Gurley keeps
coming at you about it,
429
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:36,925
just tell him to kiss
your EBITDA.
430
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,179
-Thank you!
-Of course.
431
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,851
I'll tell you why the attrition
rate for women at Uber
432
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,853
is so high.
433
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,439
Isaiah Berlin wrote:
I wish to be the subject,
434
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,316
not the object of my life.
435
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,026
Couldn't have said it better.
436
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,653
So, let me introduce myself.
437
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,488
My name is Susan Fowler.
438
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:00,824
You'll remember me as
the site reliability engineer
439
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:04,036
who was sexually harassed on
her first day of work at Uber.
440
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:08,332
Anne-Marie in HR suggested
I find a new team.
441
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,000
Her way of telling me to quit.
442
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,044
But I've come
too far to quit.
443
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,963
So, after months of floating
in Uber limbo,
444
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,715
I found a new team.
445
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,258
And it's a great one.
446
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,093
And I wish people
Liked me more
447
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,887
All I did
Was try my best...
448
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:24,932
That's my new manager, Kevin.
449
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:29,603
I chose his team
because it's 25% women,
450
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,772
which, paltry as it is,
451
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,941
is the highest ratio
in the company.
452
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,860
If we can split our monolith
in under three months,
453
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,863
every person on the team
will get this dope jacket.
454
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,531
-Check it out, dude.
455
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:44,618
A monolith is a block
of thousands of lines
456
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,245
of Uber's operating code.
457
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:48,580
The goal is to separate
and reorganize
458
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,458
the block of code
into individual lines
459
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,252
called "microservices."
460
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,754
They make the code easier
to access and repair
461
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,589
should it malfunction.
462
00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,676
TLDR, I'm a techie Marie Kondo.
463
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:03,595
And coffee brings me joy.
464
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,598
So does my job.
465
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,601
"Job" doesn't even seem like
enough of a supercharged word
466
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,603
for how I view what I do.
467
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,689
It's more of a mission.
468
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,440
I obsess about it so much,
469
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,484
I started writing about it
on my blog:
470
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:23,156
I even wrote a book about
my experiences as an SRE.
471
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,742
It's a bestseller on Amazon.
472
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:29,121
HR's reaming me,
said my team's too homogenous.
473
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:32,833
Ideological diversity
doesn't count.
474
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,126
How do you keep them
on your team?
475
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,128
Trade secrets.
And if I keep it
476
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:39,298
above 23.4% female,
it's Tesla time.
477
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,633
All the ladies love Kev.
478
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,969
Really, seriously,
fuck you.
479
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,434
Fowler, perfect score
on your performance review.
480
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,185
Making me look good.
481
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,104
Appreciate it. I owe you.
482
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,897
I could use your approval
on my application
483
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:58,191
for manager of SRE II.
484
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:02,821
Once you finish the monolith,
no doubt.
485
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,614
Thanks, Kev.
486
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,492
Kevin's great,
but he hasn't inured me
487
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,494
to the realities
of working here.
488
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:10,996
I could call it out.
489
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,956
I could make up
20 small-dick jokes
490
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,167
and hurl them
at the likely offenders.
491
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:18,837
Better to just
make it disappear.
492
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:24,009
But this, the old familiar
ass ogling,
493
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,677
that I cannot erase.
494
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:28,388
So I get to report that to HR.
495
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:30,974
Again.
496
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,018
Not that they'll respond.
497
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,729
Here's a descriptor that's going
to land like a giant turd:
498
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:36,938
"toxic."
499
00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:44,029
I'm the first to admit "toxic"
has lost all meaning
500
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,655
in the general sense.
501
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,574
That's why we have to tell
our stories.
502
00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:49,076
The specifics matter,
503
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:51,411
because each specific
is another human
504
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:53,163
pushed that much closer
to the edge.
505
00:22:57,417 --> 00:23:00,879
Take Alison, a kickass engineer
from Cal Tech.
506
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,381
She's leaving
because her team leader
507
00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:04,508
constantly double-checks
her work.
508
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,135
He says she's too hot
to be a good engineer.
509
00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,887
I got this feeling
510
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,223
On the summer day
When you were gone
511
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:13,058
I crashed my car
Into the bridge
512
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:15,227
I watched
I let it I burn
513
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:17,562
I threw your shit
Into a bag...
514
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,564
Fran didn't even come back
to the office
515
00:23:19,606 --> 00:23:21,566
the day after her team
held an all-hands
516
00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:25,987
at an all-nude strip club,
and they dubbed her No Fun Fran.
517
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:32,244
Grace is such
a brilliant programmer.
518
00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:36,039
She's had her work stolen
by our SVP five times.
519
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,749
Each time she reported it,
520
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,751
he thanked her for taking one
for the team,
521
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:42,546
then promoted mediocre men
over her.
522
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,714
Understandably,
she lost her shit.
523
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:45,966
Now she's "crazy."
524
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,097
Literally half of you
are looking at me
525
00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:55,267
like I am the most
strict-slash-least fun teacher
526
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:57,060
you had in middle school.
527
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,813
I just ruined your fucking
tree house club at recess
528
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,982
when I found
your dirty magazines.
529
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:03,567
I make you remember
530
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:05,444
how you had to push down
your damned hard-ons
531
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:09,281
or whatever in your corduroys
and go back to class.
532
00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:12,367
But the other half of you,
well, sure,
533
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,744
some of you are
the get-along-to-go-along types
534
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,746
and would like me
to shut up.
535
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,790
But the rest know the truth...
536
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,586
that no matter how hard
you tried to fit in,
537
00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,130
you just don't belong.
538
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,132
And that's because
they don't want you to.
539
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,885
I love it, I love it
540
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:31,970
I don't care
541
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,763
I love it
542
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,432
I don't care
543
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,933
Finished.
544
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,060
I love it, I don't care
545
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,108
Only six women left.
546
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,485
Damn.
547
00:24:46,526 --> 00:24:49,404
Great job, guys.
Crushed the monolith.
548
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,619
Here's the thing, ladies.
549
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:57,120
We bought the guys' jackets
in bulk.
550
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,497
We couldn't justify purchasing
551
00:24:58,538 --> 00:24:59,873
six jackets at full cost
for the women.
552
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,583
Wouldn't be fair.
553
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,960
But it's fair to not have
leather jackets for us?
554
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,879
I'll take that one,
even if it's too big, and--
555
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,714
That's Craig's.
556
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,884
Here, man.
557
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,514
Kevin, this is wrong.
We're just asking--
558
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:17,098
Before you go there,
let me just say:
559
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,100
If you want equality,
560
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:20,852
you'd realize you're getting it
by not getting jackets.
561
00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,729
What if it were
the other way around?
562
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,694
Kevin is pretending
to not understand
563
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:31,780
there would never
be an instance in tech
564
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,698
where women would outnumber
the men.
565
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:35,283
I'm applying for my promotion
566
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,577
and getting the fuck
off his team.
567
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,209
This is about my pushback over
the leather jackets?
568
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,336
You're not the only one
with aspirations here, Fowler.
569
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:47,879
If you don't tamp down
your behavior--
570
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,714
What's your game plan here,
Kevin?
571
00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:52,551
She thinks
I'm sabotaging her,
572
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:54,344
but obviously, I'm not.
573
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,762
She's got to learn
to control herself.
574
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,764
I mean, you see it, right?
575
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,766
Of course you do,
don't you?
576
00:26:17,534 --> 00:26:20,161
And Kevin, he isn't
the worst rat in the lab.
577
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:26,585
But he wants his rewards.
578
00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:28,920
Instead of sugar,
it's advancement,
579
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,755
and the feeling of being
powerful in a culture
580
00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:34,342
that not only encourages
but celebrates subterfuge.
581
00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:38,305
Kevin had no choice but to
deliberately undermine my score.
582
00:26:40,473 --> 00:26:42,267
To be clear, I'm not
apologizing for Kevin.
583
00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:44,102
Kevin fucking sucks.
584
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:45,937
And I know
what you're thinking.
585
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:48,481
What happened to sticking it out
and changing things?
586
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:52,068
I tried. I really did.
587
00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:53,612
I followed protocol.
588
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,448
I told Anne-Marie in HR
everything about Alison,
589
00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:58,283
Fran, and Grace,
the leather jackets,
590
00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,951
-my lowered score.
591
00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:03,788
And you know
what she said to me?
592
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:09,294
She said that by reporting
every incident of harassment,
593
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:12,255
I was creating a toxic
work environment.
594
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,972
Thanks for this.
595
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:23,558
Sorry, I didn't anticipate
being here so long.
596
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,936
You were at managing
your board members.
597
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:29,022
Yeah. Bill Gurley
was up my ass.
598
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,568
Then he went behind my back.
599
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:42,243
-Bill!
-Arianna.
600
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:47,916
Ah, so wonderful to see you.
601
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:49,751
Tell me, how is Amy?
602
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,628
I want to know
everything.
603
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:54,255
Are Rex, Gus, and Ava
still enjoying water polo?
604
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,636
They're well. They're well.
You do your research.
605
00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,554
I have to.
606
00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:03,765
Please sit down.
607
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:05,517
Thank you.
608
00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:08,687
I know firsthand how insulting
it is to be mistaken
609
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:11,189
for a rich wife who got lucky,
610
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:15,527
instead of an operator,
you know?
611
00:28:15,568 --> 00:28:16,695
Mm.
612
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:21,491
Soft-boiled and fruit bowl.
613
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:22,951
Oh!
614
00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:25,120
You do your research too.
615
00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:28,248
Just a coffee. Black.
616
00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:30,125
Of course.
617
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:43,221
What say we talk about our brash
and gifted entrepreneur?
618
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,141
I would say
that Travis is, uh,
619
00:28:46,182 --> 00:28:48,393
more tenacious and singular
in his vision
620
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,353
than a young
T. Boone Pickens.
621
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:54,315
He is bold
and uncompromising.
622
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,151
-Uncompromising.
-Hmm.
623
00:28:56,192 --> 00:28:57,736
Now, I'm glad
you brought that up.
624
00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:00,488
I'm not so sure
625
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:03,575
that uncompromising
is a good thing.
626
00:29:03,616 --> 00:29:06,161
Grit is great.
I love grit.
627
00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:10,957
But, uh, uncompromising is, uh,
akin to stubbornness.
628
00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:14,794
And stubbornness is, uh,
as we both well know,
629
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:16,045
a liability.
630
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:18,256
Every asset has a shadow.
631
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,508
It's a matter
of the wolf you feed.
632
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,844
And our wolf is getting
pummeled right now.
633
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,888
He's getting beat up
by the press,
634
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:28,224
and he's walking into a trap
in China he can't even see.
635
00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,559
Arianna...
636
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:34,939
Travis needs guidance.
637
00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:38,318
No one can walk
that path alone.
638
00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:40,528
No, but the problem is,
639
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:44,115
Travis won't take guidance
from his peers.
640
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:47,952
However, you seem to be
the one exception to that.
641
00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:50,580
It is true that Travis and I
share a connection
642
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:54,626
that one rarely finds
in this world men have built.
643
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,633
So that means you'll help me
get through to him?
644
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,927
I live my life
in the service of others.
645
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,595
You do.
646
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,431
That is your north star.
647
00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,351
But, and it gives me no pleasure
in saying this...
648
00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,814
Travis is lost.
649
00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:17,982
What do we know
about the Prodigal Son?
650
00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:21,736
He must sow his oats,
but he always returns.
651
00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,116
God.
652
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,701
I got to tell you, Arianna.
653
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:31,788
Your, uh--
654
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,207
your style of conversation,
655
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:37,836
it's a bit too Confucian
for my tastes.
656
00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:39,546
Fine, Bill.
657
00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:42,131
I'll shoot straight with you,
partner.
658
00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:44,717
Is that what you'd like?
659
00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:47,679
You should take
a step back.
660
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,389
Let Travis be Travis.
661
00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:52,684
Like a father who's taught
his son how to drive.
662
00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:54,102
If, I mean, once he's won
his license
663
00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,562
and sits behind the wheel
664
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:57,939
of the lovely car
you've prepared for him,
665
00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:02,026
all a father can do
is choose to worry.
666
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:04,279
Or not.
667
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,532
A father cannot actually
step on the brakes.
668
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:09,033
What does any of this
have to do
669
00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:11,119
with the bullshit
you pulled, Travis?
670
00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:15,373
Excuse me.
671
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:17,041
Did he know Steve?
672
00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:21,546
-Because if you knew Steve,
673
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:23,506
you'd know this has everything
to do with what I did.
674
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,091
When no one wants
to believe in you,
675
00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:28,011
you make them believe
by becoming undeniable.
676
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,932
Now, if winning China
wasn't enough,
677
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:35,226
I needed something more.
678
00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,061
This track makes so much sense.
679
00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:39,022
I mean, if you know Travis.
680
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:41,524
When you come to the house,
Gabi, you'll have to see it.
681
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:44,068
He wore through our carpet down
to the floorboards
682
00:31:44,110 --> 00:31:47,071
during that whole Mike Ovitz
lawsuit Scour debacle.
683
00:31:47,113 --> 00:31:48,698
-Oh, really?
-It was not a debacle.
684
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,199
I was screwed over.
685
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,535
That hole is a testament
to my tenacity.
686
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:55,246
If it weren't for that hole,
there wouldn't be Uber.
687
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,956
As I said,
this all makes sense.
688
00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:59,584
Even the size
and the scale of the place,
689
00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:01,169
no surprise to me.
690
00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:02,921
Okay, what else do I need
to know about your son?
691
00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:04,672
The deep, secret stuff.
692
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:06,758
Well, you know,
he's strong and loyal.
693
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:08,217
Thank you.
694
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:10,053
You ought to know that
by now anyway.
695
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:13,264
Oh and how he hates losing
so much, he'd rather die.
696
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:15,099
Yeah.
697
00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:17,352
But winning making him happy?
That doesn't seem right.
698
00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:19,270
Ah, it gives him
a few moments of peace
699
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:21,397
before he starts
his next battle.
700
00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,399
I don't know.
701
00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:25,443
She's talking about herself.
That's what you're doing.
702
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,445
I'm chill, you know that.
703
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,238
-Come here.
- Right.
704
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,574
Mm. Wow.
705
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:32,784
Very impressive.
706
00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:34,619
Thank you.
707
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,412
Want to show her
what we got her in Korea?
708
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,164
Oh, yeah.
709
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:40,667
-Oh.
-Got you something.
710
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:43,336
Oh, thank you.
711
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:44,629
It's beautiful.
712
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,339
Very unique.
713
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,591
-Can I put it on you?
-Sure. Sure.
714
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:51,761
So, did you love your trip
to South Korea, Gabi?
715
00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,805
Eh, I'd never been before,
so, uh, yeah.
716
00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:55,598
It was important
to have seen it.
717
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,684
-Mm-hmm.
-We got wined and dined.
718
00:32:57,725 --> 00:32:59,602
Opened up the market.
719
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:00,979
You know,
it was good to get away
720
00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,313
from the sniping
from the press, hmm?
721
00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:04,565
Yeah, Trav,
that stuff about Uber
722
00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:06,818
putting women and children
in danger...
723
00:33:06,859 --> 00:33:08,277
you're on that, right?
724
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:09,737
You're not really
letting that happen?
725
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,406
No...
726
00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:14,117
Mom, that's just, like,
middle school stuff.
727
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,661
You know, someone farted,
and they're blaming me for it.
728
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:18,955
Except you're not
in middle school anymore.
729
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,957
You're a grown man, and you
need to take responsibility
730
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,333
and face your problems head-on.
731
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,960
And, you know,
732
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,461
sometimes it was you
who farted, wasn't it?
733
00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:27,505
Jesus, Mom.
734
00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:29,007
Honey, I know your heart.
735
00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:31,009
I know you're a good man.
736
00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:34,178
Let the world see
who Travis Kalanick is.
737
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,805
Please.
738
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,224
Yeah, that's
just what Arianna said.
739
00:33:38,266 --> 00:33:40,518
-You need me?
740
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,186
I'll be right back.
741
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,025
I love it.
It's so pretty.
742
00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:49,861
The Daches have come to a truce
and are merging.
743
00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:51,863
They're calling it
Didi Chuxing.
744
00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:55,408
The CCP's picked their pony,
TK, and it ain't Uber.
745
00:33:57,076 --> 00:33:58,703
Gurley's going to be crowing
about this.
746
00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:01,164
We're nearing two bil
in incentives.
747
00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:02,749
Now we're up against
a behemoth.
748
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,375
-They can bleed us dry.
749
00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,210
What's the call?
750
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,133
Stay...
751
00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:15,553
and we blow all their minds
with what Uber can do.
752
00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,221
Our next round of investors
should be Chinese.
753
00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:18,848
It's the People's
Republic of China, right?
754
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,726
Well, let's show the CCP
that the people love Uber.
755
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,561
-Put out feelers.
-On it.
756
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:24,729
Hold on.
One other thing.
757
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:29,400
Tell Hazelbaker
I'll meet the press.
758
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,486
Let's show these motherfuckers
759
00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:33,571
who the fuck Travis Kalanick
really is, right?
760
00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:35,406
Hell, yeah.
761
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,375
But who was I?
762
00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:48,127
You know, the press,
they will write your story
763
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:49,545
if you let them.
764
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:51,089
Look at what the press
did to you, Tim,
765
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:53,591
in your personal life.
You wanted privacy,
766
00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,259
-and they wanted to force you--
-Stop right there.
767
00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:05,311
So who am I?
768
00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:08,773
Am I the guy
that's going to sit back
769
00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:10,316
and let someone else
write my eulogy?
770
00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:11,567
No.
771
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,277
No, I am not.
772
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:15,780
And besides,
eulogies aren't enough for me.
773
00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:17,949
I want to leave behind
monuments.
774
00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:38,302
Wow. I am one
classy motherfucker.
775
00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:40,805
-Looks good, Hazelbaker.
-Yeah.
776
00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,431
I did my part.
777
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:44,559
You two ready to step up?
778
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,811
Pictures and bios
of who will be in attendance.
779
00:35:46,853 --> 00:35:48,813
Memorize it.
780
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:51,107
You want me to memorize random
facts about people I don't know?
781
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,526
Everyone's favorite subject
is themselves.
782
00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:54,944
Charming takes work.
783
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,821
Relax. I got it.
784
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:59,157
I got it.
You want to test me?
785
00:35:59,198 --> 00:36:00,825
No. I know that's
a trick in your bag.
786
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,118
I hope you got more,
'cause tonight,
787
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,704
you two are
Siegfried and Roy.
788
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:06,581
The press is your precious
white tiger.
789
00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:08,416
You feed it, you pet it,
and in return,
790
00:36:08,457 --> 00:36:10,793
it may show you
some affection.
791
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:13,838
But you never forget that with
one misstep, you're brain sushi.
792
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,299
-No, I'm not joking.
793
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,217
Guys, they'll rip your face off
if you fuck up.
794
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,136
-Go ahead, Rachel.
- Travis,
795
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,971
for your opening remarks,
796
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,973
you win the night by not saying
anything so interesting
797
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:26,309
that you make the press want
to dig up dirt on Uber,
798
00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:27,852
but not being so uninteresting
799
00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:29,187
that they write nothing
about us.
800
00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:31,189
Why is Olivia Lungociu in here?
801
00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:32,690
Wait, what? No, no, no.
802
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:35,151
Who invited her?
803
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,528
I thought it would be
a good idea
804
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:39,363
for you guys
to make friends.
805
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,282
Fuck no. She is out.
806
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:42,617
Everything we're doing tonight,
807
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:44,619
the stemware
and the fancy restaurant
808
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:46,621
and the waste
of my goddamn time.
809
00:36:46,662 --> 00:36:49,624
The point of tonight is to get
her colleagues on our side.
810
00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:51,709
They write nice things
about us. She's the asshole.
811
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:53,211
Okay, fine.
812
00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:55,546
Rachel, make the call.
813
00:36:55,588 --> 00:36:57,673
Jesus, have to do
everything ourselves?
814
00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:59,342
-That was a great catch.
-Oh, all right.
815
00:36:59,383 --> 00:37:00,843
They'll be here in a minute,
so listen up.
816
00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:02,136
Tonight is off the record,
817
00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:04,138
but there are still topics
to avoid.
818
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:08,059
The boy who was killed,
X to the X or Miami,
819
00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:10,770
attacked and murdered drivers,
friction with the board.
820
00:37:10,811 --> 00:37:12,688
Can we ask them
why they're such dicks to us?
821
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:13,940
Adding that to the no-fly list.
822
00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:15,608
Do not talk about
how unfairly
823
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,652
you feel you've been treated
by the press,
824
00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:19,070
or women being assaulted.
825
00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:20,446
-Do not talk--
- We get it.
826
00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:22,031
It's just a SportsCenter
Top Ten.
827
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,200
I'm not done.
Don't talk about
828
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,369
expansion in China
or driver treatment,
829
00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:30,081
including complaints,
wages or health care.
830
00:37:30,122 --> 00:37:31,916
These are very
emotional subjects.
831
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,084
We understand?
832
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:38,589
Now, I would like to talk
about your driver experience,
833
00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:41,050
'cause your company's
revenue stream
834
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,510
relies on the will
of your drivers
835
00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:44,053
to the point that you call them
partners.
836
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,596
Well, that's a figure of spee--
837
00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:47,598
If they don't drive,
your business stops, Travis.
838
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,268
Yet, you do not prioritize
839
00:37:50,309 --> 00:37:52,853
driver satisfaction
and retention.
840
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,860
Is that a nice way of saying
I treat my drivers like shit?
841
00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:06,450
Maybe I should ask you
about Foxconn.
842
00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,328
Excuse me?
843
00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,754
Just saying.
844
00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:21,215
Um, we're not your peers
845
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:23,259
or your employees, Travis.
846
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:26,220
You know, I'm sitting here
wondering why you won't grant us
847
00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:28,055
the same respect
that we are according you
848
00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,640
at this very moment.
849
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:32,018
I'm sorry.
Okay, driver experience.
850
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,563
So there are some complainers.
851
00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:37,648
But if you look at the data,
852
00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:41,068
my drivers have never
driven more hours,
853
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,654
made more money,
or been happier.
854
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:45,740
My drivers love me.
And they love Uber.
855
00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:48,617
Let's move on.
856
00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:50,619
I can tell you about
the Uber driving experience.
857
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:51,829
Come.
858
00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:54,999
Last you saw me,
859
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,667
I was in the car
with Travis Kalanick.
860
00:38:56,709 --> 00:39:00,421
And as you could hear,
it didn't end well.
861
00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:01,672
You need to publish
this video.
862
00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:03,132
The world needs
to see it.
863
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,718
He's a rich man.
He could ruin me.
864
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,263
Your cousin Malik is a lawyer.
He will help you protect us.
865
00:39:09,305 --> 00:39:10,973
You can't let him
get away with this.
866
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,475
We all have bad days.
867
00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:15,019
Why should he be penalized
for that, Z?
868
00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:17,021
He is not your friend, Fawzi.
869
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:24,987
I want to formally
introduce myself.
870
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,530
I'm Fawzi Kamel.
871
00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:28,657
And yes, sure,
872
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:31,202
I should probably
do as my wife insists.
873
00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:34,455
She's usually right,
maddening as that fact can be.
874
00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:36,749
And if you tell her I said it,
875
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,250
I'll drop you
far from the curb
876
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:40,711
so you get your pant leg
soaked in a puddle.
877
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:44,715
But, really, even if I want
to post the video,
878
00:39:44,757 --> 00:39:46,509
what will it really do?
879
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:48,844
Cost me my job?
880
00:39:52,264 --> 00:39:54,350
I came to this country
15 years ago
881
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,394
with a degree
in civil engineering.
882
00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,646
But in the U.S.,
the degree was no good.
883
00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:01,732
So my uncle got me a job
at Lenny's Limos.
884
00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:04,819
I worked at night,
attended school by day.
885
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:07,071
But it was unsustainable.
886
00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:12,076
Unlike my cousin, the lawyer,
I had a family.
887
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:14,245
Driving became my life.
888
00:40:14,286 --> 00:40:18,624
It was okay, and then Uber came
along and made driving better.
889
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,626
For a time,
it gave me the opportunity
890
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:23,712
to work for myself,
choose my own hours,
891
00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:25,381
take home more pay.
892
00:40:28,467 --> 00:40:29,635
Thank you, sir.
893
00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:37,893
I used to take three times more
on this exact trip.
894
00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:40,980
But that's the ups and downs
of the business, right?
895
00:40:41,021 --> 00:40:44,400
I have hope, inshallah,
things will get better.
896
00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:53,117
Me and my friends were
Mr. Kalanick's first drivers.
897
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:55,327
We helped him build
this company.
898
00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:58,038
He said we were
his business partners,
899
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:02,334
so I doubled down and made an
investment in our partnership.
900
00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:05,921
I purchased a new luxury vehicle
with the help of Uber financing
901
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:08,299
to meet Uber Black standards,
902
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:12,636
but the stretched incentives
and the reduced rates,
903
00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:15,931
the payments
are now impossible.
904
00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:19,226
Mr. Kalanick refuses to help.
905
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:24,899
Is this how you treat
a partner?
906
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:45,961
Well, Mr. Kalanick could sue
if you release the video,
907
00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,796
but he probably won't.
908
00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:50,174
It'll only make him look worse.
909
00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:53,719
Can I still work for Uber
if I post the video?
910
00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:56,472
You can, but you may not
have a job much longer.
911
00:41:58,724 --> 00:41:59,850
Why is that?
912
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:31,048
There's no driver.
913
00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:32,216
Holy shit!
914
00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:35,219
There's no fucking driver.
915
00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:37,555
Came in all the way
from Primm.
916
00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:40,224
A hundred fifty miles.
917
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:42,476
But your permit
was denied.
918
00:42:43,936 --> 00:42:45,229
Safety third.
919
00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:48,190
Dude, you have balls
of titanium.
920
00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,526
We've waited long enough, TK.
921
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,862
There's no way the Google guys
will think we planned this.
922
00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:56,907
I got other offers
and turned them down.
923
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:59,076
Your offer is going
to be the best.
924
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:02,496
So I take it.
925
00:43:04,623 --> 00:43:05,916
We doing this?
926
00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:08,586
We sure as fuck are, man.
927
00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:11,839
He's getting rid of drivers.
928
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:15,843
What are you going to do?
929
00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:21,682
Whatever Mr. Kalanick says,
I am not a victim.
930
00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:23,726
I don't blame anyone,
not even him,
931
00:43:23,767 --> 00:43:25,769
for my circumstances.
932
00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:28,355
In fact, I agree with him.
933
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:30,232
When a man makes a choice,
934
00:43:30,274 --> 00:43:33,110
he must live
with his consequences.
935
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:36,822
Fuck him.
936
00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:40,159
So no eulogies?
937
00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:43,787
Yeah, well, I learned
something about that.
938
00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:45,998
No matter how hard you try,
939
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,958
you cannot stop people
from writing
940
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,835
whatever they want about you.
941
00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:13,317
Hey, Emil Michael,
Chief Business Officer.
942
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:16,403
-Michael Wolff.
-Yeah, yeah. I read about you.
943
00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:17,571
Media critic.
944
00:44:19,865 --> 00:44:21,575
I'll toast to that.
945
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:24,411
Welcome. Welcome, everyone.
946
00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:27,122
Just a gentle reminder that this
is the Vegas of dinner parties.
947
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:28,749
We are off the record.
948
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:31,919
But first, please give
a warm New York welcome
949
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,505
to Uber's CEO,
Travis Kalanick.
950
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,883
Whoop-whoop! TK!
951
00:44:39,885 --> 00:44:42,471
Thank you. Thank you, Jill.
952
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,056
And thank you
to Arianna Huffington,
953
00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:45,891
whose invaluable input
954
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:47,351
has made me
not just a better CEO,
955
00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:49,478
but legit a better man.
956
00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:57,361
Elbows out.
957
00:44:57,403 --> 00:44:59,363
Ego personified.
958
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:00,572
Asshole.
959
00:45:00,614 --> 00:45:02,157
These are just
a few of the ways
960
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,867
I've heard myself
portrayed in the media.
961
00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:05,119
And you know what?
962
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,079
Fair e-fucking-nough.
963
00:45:07,121 --> 00:45:09,498
I have been so busy
on my grind,
964
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,417
I haven't taken the time
to show you
965
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:14,670
that I'm not a rapacious
industrialist.
966
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:18,048
I'm just a man stewarding
a world-altering vision
967
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:20,008
that's exceeding
all expectations.
968
00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,553
I mean, not mine,
but, uh...
969
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:24,888
Yeah, so that--
970
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:26,181
that's what tonight is about:
971
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:27,474
getting to know each other,
972
00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:29,226
exchanging ideas,
973
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,311
and hopefully making the world
a better place.
974
00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:34,982
First, let me introduce myself.
My name is Travis.
975
00:45:35,023 --> 00:45:38,360
I am the founder and CEO
of Uber.
976
00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:40,654
And contrary to what
you might have read,
977
00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:43,073
I am not a monster.
978
00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:44,575
Cheers.
979
00:45:44,616 --> 00:45:46,076
Travis.
980
00:45:48,662 --> 00:45:50,748
All right,
so who's got questions?
981
00:45:50,789 --> 00:45:52,291
Hit me.
982
00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:54,042
Real talk.
983
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,627
You must hate us press guys,
huh, Travis?
984
00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:58,922
Oh, no, no.
985
00:45:58,964 --> 00:46:01,216
No, that's quite--
quite the opposite.
986
00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:02,968
You know, it's so easy
to get pulled into this
987
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:05,137
"You stab my back,
I stab yours."
988
00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:07,055
But really, we should be
working together.
989
00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,640
We're all on the same team,
990
00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:09,975
we're all trying to do
the same thing.
991
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:11,769
Help the world
make lives better.
992
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:13,437
I mean, that's what I want.
Is that what you want?
993
00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:15,397
Sure. That's what I want.
994
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,483
Good.
995
00:46:17,524 --> 00:46:20,778
Hey, glad you could make it.
996
00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:24,156
I want you to meet Emil.
997
00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:29,703
He's the Chief Business Officer
at Uber.
998
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:31,121
Ben's from BuzzFeed.
999
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:32,706
Good to meet you.
1000
00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:35,751
I didn't know BuzzFeed
was gracing us
1001
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,294
with their presence tonight.
1002
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:38,754
Michael invited me.
1003
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,255
Can't let free steak
go to waste.
1004
00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:41,632
Yeah.
1005
00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:42,925
My comms girl
said tonight was for,
1006
00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:44,134
you know,
serious journalists.
1007
00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:46,303
Not the first word I think of
1008
00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:47,930
when I hear "BuzzFeed."
1009
00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:49,473
-No offense.
- None taken.
1010
00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:52,643
Just glad you didn't mention
lolcats.
1011
00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:58,315
To new friends, hmm?
1012
00:46:58,357 --> 00:46:59,817
Welcome, Ben from BuzzFeed.
1013
00:46:59,858 --> 00:47:02,945
A real journalist in...
1014
00:47:04,446 --> 00:47:06,281
listicle clothing.
1015
00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:24,842
Tell me the truth, Emil.
1016
00:47:24,883 --> 00:47:26,510
What's up with this dinner?
1017
00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:28,345
Why the about-face
on your press policy?
1018
00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:30,681
Oh. Got tired of being
misrepresented.
1019
00:47:30,722 --> 00:47:33,851
You feel like you've been
treated unfairly by us?
1020
00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:36,645
You two are cool.
1021
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:39,523
Yeah, but some of your
colleagues have zero chill.
1022
00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:41,775
We wouldn't even be here
tonight
1023
00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:43,986
if it wasn't
for Olivia Lungociu.
1024
00:47:44,027 --> 00:47:45,487
-You know her?
- Yeah, I know her.
1025
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:46,822
She's tough.
1026
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,365
She's not a fan of Uber.
1027
00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:50,617
She's trying to kill us, man.
1028
00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:54,329
She says women
shouldn't take Ubers,
1029
00:47:54,371 --> 00:47:57,332
that they're safer taking cabs.
1030
00:47:57,374 --> 00:47:59,877
What if some poor woman
reads her article,
1031
00:47:59,918 --> 00:48:02,504
takes a cab instead,
and gets assaulted?
1032
00:48:02,546 --> 00:48:04,715
That's not on us.
That's on her.
1033
00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:07,217
Wouldn't that be
on the cab driver?
1034
00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:11,013
You know what I mean, Ben.
1035
00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,726
What if we gave her a taste
of her own medicine?
1036
00:48:15,767 --> 00:48:17,477
Hmm?
1037
00:48:17,519 --> 00:48:20,606
I don't know,
spend a million dollars on, uh,
1038
00:48:20,647 --> 00:48:24,026
hiring a few journalists
and oppo people to--
1039
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:25,235
to dig into her.
1040
00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,323
You can't be serious.
1041
00:48:29,364 --> 00:48:31,241
Cancer-serious.
1042
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,328
I mean, we should do it.
We can.
1043
00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:38,081
Maybe we are.
1044
00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:39,249
I don't know.
1045
00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:42,252
Oh...
1046
00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:44,922
they could dig into her,
you know, personal life,
1047
00:48:44,963 --> 00:48:46,089
or her family's.
1048
00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:50,510
Help us fight back
against her negativity.
1049
00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:03,732
To me, the perfect dinner party
is a séance of the living
1050
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,693
to raise the spirits of people
who are already alive.
1051
00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:11,073
Speaking of sweetness.
1052
00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:14,785
Look at this petit bijou
Travis feted me with.
1053
00:49:14,826 --> 00:49:17,037
-It's divine, right?
- Oh!
1054
00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:20,707
Most CEOs don't have
such a sweet relationship
1055
00:49:20,749 --> 00:49:22,125
with their board members.
1056
00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:24,336
Is Arianna
your favorite?
1057
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:28,048
Well, on the record,
1058
00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:29,925
I love all
my board members equally.
1059
00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:33,637
Off the record...
1060
00:49:33,679 --> 00:49:36,098
if I could have a board
full of Ariannas...
1061
00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:39,309
I would kill
the rest of them myself.
1062
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:43,814
That's the thing
about Lungociu.
1063
00:49:43,855 --> 00:49:45,482
She plays the saint,
1064
00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:47,651
but she's anything but,
you know.
1065
00:49:47,693 --> 00:49:49,319
If people knew...
1066
00:49:49,361 --> 00:49:52,489
...what I do about her...
1067
00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:53,949
how would that change the way
1068
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,492
her reporting is received?
1069
00:49:57,285 --> 00:49:58,412
What's that?
1070
00:50:01,373 --> 00:50:04,001
She's a slut
who cheats on her husband.
1071
00:50:04,042 --> 00:50:06,003
Whoa, flinging
that S-word around
1072
00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:08,296
like Indiana Jones
does his whip.
1073
00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:10,340
I wouldn't say it
if it wasn't facts.
1074
00:50:11,425 --> 00:50:13,135
So you have dug into her.
1075
00:50:14,553 --> 00:50:16,388
What if you were found out?
1076
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:19,182
Wouldn't Uber be the story,
not Olivia?
1077
00:50:19,224 --> 00:50:20,892
Wouldn't be a problem.
1078
00:50:20,934 --> 00:50:23,353
Nobody would know it was us.
1079
00:50:23,395 --> 00:50:25,564
You just told me.
1080
00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:30,569
Hmm.
1081
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,283
-You got me there.
1082
00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:40,203
If you'll excuse me.
1083
00:50:40,245 --> 00:50:41,580
I have to hit the head.
1084
00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:52,507
You know what happens next.
1085
00:50:57,846 --> 00:50:59,723
Let's figure out
a next possible acquisition
1086
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,475
so we can finally
get over this fucking--
1087
00:51:01,516 --> 00:51:02,934
How could you, Emil?
1088
00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,066
How could I what?
1089
00:51:15,363 --> 00:51:17,199
The dinner was off the record.
1090
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,409
That's not what
you should say first.
1091
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:21,036
What you should say first is:
1092
00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:23,413
It isn't true.
1093
00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:26,374
Oh, that makes it doubly stupid
that you said it out loud, Emil.
1094
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:28,919
-Jesus Christ.
-How it works is,
1095
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,921
we do the things,
you fix the things.
1096
00:51:30,962 --> 00:51:33,256
Especially when the event in
question is one that you set up,
1097
00:51:33,298 --> 00:51:34,966
you guaranteed.
1098
00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:36,802
If we were in the Mafia
right now,
1099
00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:38,762
it wouldn't be Emil
on the hot seat.
1100
00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:41,556
It would be whoever walked us in
to the room full of button men.
1101
00:51:46,686 --> 00:51:47,646
Thank you.
1102
00:51:58,031 --> 00:52:00,617
Yeah, so that was
a calamitous event,
1103
00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:03,286
mostly 'cause we were lied to
by unscrupulous journalists.
1104
00:52:03,328 --> 00:52:06,414
But, you know what,
my resolution this year was,
1105
00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,291
I wasn't gonna
get brought down by...
1106
00:52:10,168 --> 00:52:11,920
You know what makes me happy?
1107
00:52:11,962 --> 00:52:14,464
Doing things that other people
think were impossible.
1108
00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:16,299
And that is what I'm doing.
1109
00:52:16,341 --> 00:52:19,219
With China and with driverless,
I'm doing the impossible.
1110
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,721
But then people like Ben Smith,
1111
00:52:21,763 --> 00:52:25,809
they just hate seeing
winners win.
1112
00:52:25,851 --> 00:52:27,519
So they tear us down,
1113
00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:29,437
makes them feel better
about their sad little lives.
1114
00:52:29,479 --> 00:52:30,856
I mean, Olivia Lungociu,
1115
00:52:30,897 --> 00:52:32,983
does she really
have to write a story
1116
00:52:33,024 --> 00:52:35,986
about Uber's data access
permissions?
1117
00:52:36,027 --> 00:52:37,195
Who cares?
1118
00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:38,822
Like, it's a non-story, right?
1119
00:52:38,864 --> 00:52:40,448
But she did it
'cause she wants attention.
1120
00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:42,284
And she got your attention,
didn't she?
1121
00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:44,327
And then Ben Smith
got everyone else's.
1122
00:52:44,369 --> 00:52:46,288
And that's why I'm sitting here
in front of you today.
1123
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:53,336
Your utter disdain for privacy,
that's why you're here today.
1124
00:52:53,378 --> 00:52:56,506
Your rapacious need to win
is why you're here today.
1125
00:52:56,548 --> 00:52:59,509
Not because a journalist
did her job.
1126
00:52:59,551 --> 00:53:02,554
Travis, this is all you.
You must see that.
1127
00:53:02,596 --> 00:53:04,181
Please tell me you see that.
1128
00:53:07,642 --> 00:53:10,103
Okay, d-defying you.
1129
00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:14,691
I see how that was reckless,
rapacious, like you say,
1130
00:53:14,733 --> 00:53:17,777
but that's what it means
to be a disrupter.
1131
00:53:17,819 --> 00:53:19,696
You want to punish me
for embodying
1132
00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:21,489
the spirit
that built the valley,
1133
00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:23,867
that built this building that
we're sitting in right now?
1134
00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:26,369
I don't know, maybe I should,
1135
00:53:26,411 --> 00:53:29,039
but I have to be
who the fuck I am.
1136
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,249
'Cause the end of the day,
that's all I got.
1137
00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:35,253
Well, I've got some news
for you, Mr. Kalanick.
1138
00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:37,422
You and Uber are no longer
the disruptors.
1139
00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:40,383
Now you're the establishment,
you know, so act like it.
1140
00:53:40,425 --> 00:53:42,844
And you can start
by never defying
1141
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:44,512
our privacy policy again.
1142
00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:49,893
Hold on, you're...
1143
00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:51,353
you're not killing Uber?
1144
00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:53,063
I'm here to stop you
from killing it,
1145
00:53:53,104 --> 00:53:54,940
which you seem
almost determined to do.
1146
00:53:57,776 --> 00:53:59,486
Thank you.
1147
00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:04,950
Break the rules again,
we won't bother to call.
1148
00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:11,206
So this could have just been
like a 20-minute dressing down?
1149
00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:14,876
We needed to know the extent
of Uber's subterfuge
1150
00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:16,253
before we made our decision.
1151
00:54:16,294 --> 00:54:18,171
Oh, so you were fishing.
1152
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:20,090
- Have you ever used
1153
00:54:20,131 --> 00:54:22,175
your tracking program for means
other than client safety
1154
00:54:22,217 --> 00:54:23,927
or abating fraud?
1155
00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:25,428
Of course not.
1156
00:54:25,470 --> 00:54:27,097
Like I said,
I'm not a monster.
1157
00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,608
Uh, one more thing.
1158
00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:40,151
You should know
you're finished in China.
1159
00:54:40,193 --> 00:54:42,445
Apple will be investing
a billion dollars
1160
00:54:42,487 --> 00:54:44,948
into Didi Chuxing
in the coming months,
1161
00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:47,075
and we'll do the same in every
territory that you are in
1162
00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,786
if you ever
step out of line again.
1163
00:54:58,878 --> 00:55:02,007
By the way,
Eddy knew Steve.
1164
00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:04,009
I knew him as well
as anyone could,
1165
00:55:04,050 --> 00:55:05,635
and I can tell you this.
1166
00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:08,805
Steve would have
understood you, Travis.
1167
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,852
Wouldn't have liked you
very much, though.
1168
00:55:51,556 --> 00:55:55,060
Well,
a person can work up
1169
00:55:55,101 --> 00:55:58,355
A mean, mean thirst
1170
00:55:58,396 --> 00:56:03,526
After a hard day
Of nothing much at all
1171
00:56:06,571 --> 00:56:08,281
Summer's passed
1172
00:56:08,323 --> 00:56:10,700
It's too late
To cut the grass
1173
00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:16,331
There ain't much
To rake anyway
1174
00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,916
In the fall
1175
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:25,632
And sometimes
I just ain't in the mood
1176
00:56:27,675 --> 00:56:30,011
To take my place in back
1177
00:56:30,053 --> 00:56:32,472
With the loudmouths
1178
00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:37,560
You're like a picture
On the fridge
1179
00:56:37,602 --> 00:56:40,105
That's never stocked
With food
1180
00:56:42,023 --> 00:56:43,566
I used to live at home
1181
00:56:43,608 --> 00:56:47,070
Now I stay at the house
1182
00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:54,911
And everybody wants
To be special here
1183
00:56:56,621 --> 00:57:00,291
This is Levandowski's
work laptop, yes?
1184
00:57:00,333 --> 00:57:01,584
Barely.
1185
00:57:01,626 --> 00:57:03,086
He's only used it once.
1186
00:57:03,128 --> 00:57:04,212
I don't see anything.
1187
00:57:07,882 --> 00:57:09,467
Hold on, he...
1188
00:57:09,509 --> 00:57:11,177
Levandowski installed
a new operating system.
1189
00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:13,638
Let me-- Oh, here we go.
1190
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:17,350
He downloaded 9.7 gigs
off his project servers,
1191
00:57:17,392 --> 00:57:20,061
and then erased the computer.
1192
00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:23,106
What?
1193
00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:26,234
He googled how to scrub
a laptop.
1194
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,611
And we're fucking Google.
1195
00:57:34,576 --> 00:57:36,453
You just beat Tim Cook.
1196
00:57:40,498 --> 00:57:42,250
The CCP and everyone else,
1197
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,961
they're not going to let Uber
survive in China.
1198
00:57:47,922 --> 00:57:49,048
We're done.
1199
00:57:52,594 --> 00:57:57,140
I'll take a great big whiskey
To you anyway
1200
00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:04,481
And everybody wants
To be someone's...
1201
00:58:04,522 --> 00:58:07,233
Arianna told me
about your little breakfast.
1202
00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:11,029
That woman talks like she
writes Internet horoscopes.
1203
00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:13,990
Completely manages to obscure
whatever her real agenda
1204
00:58:14,032 --> 00:58:16,534
and design she has on Travis
and the company.
1205
00:58:16,576 --> 00:58:18,620
But that's not why you're here.
1206
00:58:18,661 --> 00:58:20,663
This a bourbon talk?
1207
00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:23,583
-Fuck.
-What?
1208
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:25,710
It could be
for a celebration too.
1209
00:58:25,752 --> 00:58:27,086
That what this is?
1210
00:58:27,128 --> 00:58:28,630
No.
1211
00:58:31,299 --> 00:58:33,510
Google rang me up.
1212
00:58:33,551 --> 00:58:35,678
It's not good.
1213
00:58:46,022 --> 00:58:49,150
If this is about the fucking
article, we're dealing with it--
1214
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:51,528
That fire is s'mores
at a goddamned cookout
1215
00:58:51,569 --> 00:58:53,696
-compared to this blazer.
-Why? What happened?
1216
00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:55,365
Your friends over at Google.
1217
00:58:55,406 --> 00:58:57,200
What about them?
1218
00:58:57,242 --> 00:58:58,701
You've turned them
into enemies.
1219
00:58:58,743 --> 00:59:00,620
They're suing
over Levandowski.
1220
00:59:00,662 --> 00:59:03,831
And not just Uber.
They're suing you personally.
1221
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:06,960
It might be time to turtle up,
Travis.
1222
00:59:07,001 --> 00:59:09,254
I don't cower.
1223
00:59:10,755 --> 00:59:13,424
Well, then,
it might be time to run.
1224
00:59:13,466 --> 00:59:16,052
I recognized the name
1225
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:19,597
Could not stop staring
At the face
1226
00:59:19,639 --> 00:59:22,392
I'd never see again
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