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[instrumental music]
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[radio whirring]
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Man on radio:
You ever get the feeling
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that everything in America
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is completely fucked up?
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You know that feeling
that the whole country
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is like, one inch away
from saying
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"That's it! Forget it!"
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I mean, think about it,
everything's polluted
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the environment,
the government
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the schools, you name it.
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Speaking of schools, I was, uh
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walking the hallowed halls
the other day
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and I asked myself...
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"Is there life
after high school?"
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Because I can't face tomorrow
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let alone a whole year
of this shit.
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Yeah, you got it, folks.
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It's me again
with a little attitude
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for all you out here
in white-bread land
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all you nice people
Livin' in the middle
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of America, the beautiful.
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Let's see, we're on, uh
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92 FM tonight
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and it feels like a nice,
clean little band so far.
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No one else is using it
and the price is right.
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[chuckles] And, yes, folks,
you guessed it.
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Tonight, I'm as horny
as a ten-peckered owl
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so, stay tuned
because this is Hard Harry
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reminding you to eat
your cereal with a fork
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and do your homework
in the dark.
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[instrumental music]
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[tires screech]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey! Gimme that.
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Hey, man, let me see that.
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Well, give it on over here.
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Oh, man, he played
Ice-T on this tape.
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Great. Plays Ice-T
and talks about his dick.
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Nah, man. Ice-T shreds on this.
I heard it last night.
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[upbeat music]
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[tires screech]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Mr. Chavez? Luis Chavez?
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Yes, just for a second.
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Alright, so I'll pick you up
after yearbook?
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- Okay, Dad.
- And no big dates tonight.
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Be well-rested
for your history exam tomorrow.
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- Okay.
- Yo, Paige!
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Any time, anywhere, beautiful.
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Mr. Paige.
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Oh, Miss Paige Woodward
arriveth.
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So rich, so smart...
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So perfect.
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Cheryl, good to see you.
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Gonna see the principal
this morning, huh?
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[music continues]
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Mr. Murdock, can you tell me
what this is about?
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We'll see.
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Excuse me, Mrs. Creswood.
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Yes?
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Check this out.
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What is it?
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It's this guy.
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He's got a pirate radio station
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on the air.
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His name is
"Happy Harry Hard-on.“
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- He's a total sex maniac.
- Of course.
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Nora: He comes on every night
at 10 o'clock.
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[upbeat music]
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Hard Harry: Okay...
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Down to business.
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I got my Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi
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and, uh, I got
my Blackjack gum here.
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And I got that feeling.
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Hmm, yeah,
that familiar feeling...
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that something rank
is going down out there.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ Everybody knows
that the dice are loaded ♪
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♪ Everybody rolls
with their fingers crossed ♪
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♪ Everybody knows
the war is over ♪
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♪ Everybody knows
the good guys lost ♪
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♪ Everybody knows
the fight was fixed ♪
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♪ The poor stay poor
the rich get rich ♪
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♪ That's how it goes ♪
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♪ Everybody knows ♪
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♪ Everybody knows
that the boat is leaking ♪
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♪ Everybody knows
that the captain lied ♪
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♪ Everybody got
this broken feeling ♪
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♪ Like their father
or their dog just died ♪
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♪ Everybody talking
to their pockets ♪
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♪ Everybody wants
a box of chocolates ♪
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♪ And a long-stem rose ♪
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♪ Everybody knows ♪
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♪ Everybody knows
that you love me baby ♪
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♪ Everybody knows
that you really do ♪
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♪ Everybody knows
that you've been faithful ♪
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♪ Ah, give or take
a night or two ♪
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♪ Everybody knows
you've been discreet ♪
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Yeah, I can smell it.
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I can almost taste it
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the rankness in the air.
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It's everywhere!
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It's running through
that old pipeline out there
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trickling along
that dumb concrete river
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and coming up through the drains
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of those lovely tract homes
we all live in.
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So who is he?
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He goes to Humphrey.
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Hard Harry:
I mean, I don't know.
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Everywhere I look, it seems
everything is sold-out.
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They say this is where
the reception is the coolest.
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Then he probably lives
right around here.
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Fuckin' yuppies.
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Hard Harry: My dad sold out...
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and my mom sold out
years ago when she had me.
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And then they sold me out
when they brought me
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to this hole in the world.
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Hey, they made me
everything I am today
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so, naturally,
I hate the bastards.
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Speaking of which, I am, uh
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running a contest...
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on the best way to put them
out of their miseries.
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Tonight, we have number 12
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of one hundred things
to do with your body
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when you're all alone.
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[both laugh]
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Hard Harry: Now, are you ready
for the incredible sound
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of Hard Harry
coming on his own face?
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[gasping]
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Oh, my God.
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It's very possible, you know?
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[moaning]
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Are you listening to this?
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Yeah, of course I'm listening.
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This guy's gotta have hair
coming out of his palms.
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Oh! This is a champion one.
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Oh. There. Yeah.
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Are you listening?
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Hard Harry: I'm going blind.
- He's doing it.
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So unreal.
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- Oh, my God.
Hard Harry: I'm coming.
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This...
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[gasping]
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Yes, Hard Harry
will go to any length
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to keep his
three listeners glued
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with ooey-blooey to the radios.
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But the question is
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how far will you go?
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I mean, how far can you go
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to amaze and disgust
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the insatiable Hard Harry, huh?
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I mean, how serious are you?
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I ask you that--
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Mr. Paige: Hi, beautiful.
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You know
what I can't figure out?
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How you manage
to get such great grades
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and you listen to that radio
all night, you know?
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Uh, tomorrow, don't forget
Yale interview.
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And I don't want you
to look too sleepy, you know?
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Good night, sweetie.
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Hard Harry: Got a lot
of letters here, guys.
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Here. "Dear Hard Harry...
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my boyfriend
won't talk to me anymore.
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How do I show him
that I really love him?"
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Look, I-- I don't know anything
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about these letters
asking for love advice.
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I mean, if I knew
anything about love
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I would be out there making it
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instead of sitting in here
talking to you guys.
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No. Just, uh, send me stuff
at Box 2710...
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USA Mail, Paradise Hills
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Arizona, 84012.
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Reply is guaranteed.
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"Dear Harry,
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I think you're boring
and obnoxious
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and have a high opinion
of yourself."
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Of course, some of you
are probably thinking
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I sent this one to myself.
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"I think school is okay
if you just look at it right.
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I mean, I like your music
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but I really just don't see why
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you can't be cheerful
for one second.“
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I'll tell you,
since you asked. Uh...
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I just arrived
in this stupid suburb.
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I have no friends
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no money...
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no car, license.
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And even if I did have a license
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all I could do is drive out
to some stupid mall.
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Maybe if I'm lucky
play some fuckin' video games
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smoke a joint, and get stupid.
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You see,
there's nothing to do anymore.
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Everything decent's been done.
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All the great themes
have been used up
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turned into theme parks.
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So, I don't really find it
exactly cheerful
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to be living
in the middle of a...
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totally like,
exhausted decade...
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where's there's nothing
to look forward to
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and no one to look up to.
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That was deep.
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[burps]
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Oh, no. Not again.
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The creature stirs. Oh, God
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I think it's gonna be a gusher.
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This is the sixth time
in an hour!
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Oh, God.
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He sounds like
a chronic masturbator.
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He prides himself on it.
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See? I have to take care of it.
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[gasping] Oh! Or else
I'm going to explode!
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Just excuse me while I, uh...
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while I, while I, uh...
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Oh! Oh!
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♪ I was a child
Who wanted love that was wild ♪
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♪ Though tight as slow motion
But crazed ♪
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Oh, yeah!
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[gasping]
Oh! Oh, God!
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Oh! Oh, my God,
it's the biggest...
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Whoa, Nellie! Whoa!
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God! I'm gonna explode!
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Oh, take cover, Arizona!
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- Here--
- Any time now, man.
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Oh, oh, God.
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Oh!
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Oh, God, it's the best.
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Oh, God, yeah. Yeah.
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Free at last.
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I'm beat. I'm whipped.
Quittin' time.
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Gotta recuperate.
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There he goes. Sometimes,
he's on for five minutes
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sometimes he's on
for five hours.
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That's my man.
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♪ They didn't tell
you that part baby ♪
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♪ Love comes in spurts
Oh no ♪
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♪ Love comes in spurts
Oh no ♪
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♪ Love comes in spurts
Oh no it hurts ♪
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♪ Love comes in spurts ♪
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[indistinct singing]
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[upbeat music]
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[indistinct chatter on TV]
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God, I feel
so out of touch here.
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Honey, we didn't move out here
to stay in touch.
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Then why did we move out here?
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Oh, because
it's a nice place to live.
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I'm making good money,
and uh...
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and I'm the youngest
school commissioner
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in the history of Arizona.
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Brian, you know what?
The man I married
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loved his work,
not power and money.
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Brian: That's alright.
I still love my work.
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And I love power and money.
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When you were
young radical Brian
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you were always fighting
against the system, and now--
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Now, I am the system, yeah.
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Is that a beer?
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Sure.
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Have you noticed
his behavior lately?
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- What about him?
- He's just so unhappy here.
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[sighs]
262
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[indistinct chatter on TV]
263
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I'll go talk to him.
264
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,744
Man on TV:
Is this not mankind's bravest
265
00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:45,662
and most inspired purpose?
266
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:49,666
[instrumental music]
267
00:12:05,849 --> 00:12:08,101
Hi. What's up?
268
00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,187
Uh, I was just looking
for some stamps.
269
00:12:10,270 --> 00:12:11,646
Oh, fine. I got some right here.
270
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,942
Going to send a letter to
one of your friends back east?
271
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,611
No. I thought I might send away
for an inflatable date.
272
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:22,824
You know, one of these days
you're gonna outsmart
273
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yourself, young man.
274
00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:26,869
I love it when you
call me "young man."
275
00:12:26,954 --> 00:12:29,081
You know, when I was your age,
I was on all the teams
276
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and a bunch of clubs.
277
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,043
Look, all I'm saying
is that school must have
278
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some really terrific programs.
It's very highly rated.
279
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:38,923
Just save it for the masses,
okay?
280
00:12:39,007 --> 00:12:40,633
Brian: Mark, they've got
twelve hundred students
281
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at that school. Certainly,
some of them got to be cool.
282
00:12:44,179 --> 00:12:46,514
Look, the deal is,
I get decent grades
283
00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:48,224
you guys leave me alone, right?
284
00:12:49,017 --> 00:12:50,101
[sighs]
285
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,939
[upbeat music]
286
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,240
[girl squealing]
287
00:13:06,493 --> 00:13:09,579
- Okay, who is this guy?
- I don't know.
288
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,789
Nobody knows who he is
289
00:13:10,872 --> 00:13:12,915
but he really hates this school
290
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,918
so, I guess he goes here.
291
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,462
Yeah, but all the guys
that go here are geeks.
292
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:19,798
Maybe not, my dear.
293
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[school bell rings]
294
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Later.
295
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:23,426
Later?
296
00:13:28,932 --> 00:13:31,517
Jan: “And so then
the Logicars questioned
297
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the few remaining Despars
more and more.
298
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They began to fade away
299
00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:38,524
until there was nothing
left of them...
300
00:13:38,608 --> 00:13:39,984
and they disappeared
301
00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:42,320
from the face of the Earth."
302
00:13:44,531 --> 00:13:47,492
Hmm? Pretty good, huh?
303
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,829
Leading with your heart,
not your mind.
304
00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:53,581
Mark, I wondered
if you'd tell us
305
00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:55,875
what you were thinking
about when you wrote this.
306
00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:59,671
Uh... I just wrote it
late last night.
307
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:02,257
That's obvious.
It's practically illegible.
308
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,925
[all chuckle]
309
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:07,095
Mark... I was hoping
310
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,889
that you'd share
your feelings about it.
311
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[sighs]
312
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:16,479
[bell rings]
313
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Saved by the bell.
314
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:20,191
Don't think if I didn't
read your composition
315
00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:21,609
it won't be read.
316
00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:23,069
Bye. Bye.
317
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,822
Mark?
318
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,909
They're looking for new writers
at the Clarion.
319
00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:30,576
Don't be embarrassed
of your talent.
320
00:14:31,536 --> 00:14:32,745
[instrumental music]
321
00:14:32,829 --> 00:14:34,247
- Hey, Paige.
- Hiya, Paige.
322
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,503
Hey, I finally got my new Miata.
323
00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:41,170
- You should hear the CD player.
- Yeah, you should hear it.
324
00:14:41,254 --> 00:14:42,546
It's unbelievable.
325
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,132
Tennis team's throwing
a party tonight.
326
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,218
Later, Paige.
327
00:14:46,301 --> 00:14:47,760
- See you there.
- See ya.
328
00:14:47,844 --> 00:14:50,304
- Uh-huh?
- Uh-huh.
329
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,557
Hey, that's my box.
How's about asking, huh?
330
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,268
♪ Kickin' conversation
ain't talkin' 'bout nothin' ♪
331
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,395
♪ When all that's really
on your mind is what? ♪
332
00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:00,190
♪ Yo baby let's get
butt naked and fuck ♪
333
00:15:00,273 --> 00:15:02,650
♪ That's right
if you're a man you want it ♪
334
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:05,486
♪ If you're a woman
you tease him and flaunt it ♪
335
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:07,697
♪ But my crew got to have it ♪
336
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,617
♪ And after they dog it,
I autograph it ♪
337
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,702
♪ The syndicate don't lecture ♪
338
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,037
♪ We move in a group I
339
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:17,541
[blowing whistle]
340
00:15:17,624 --> 00:15:20,585
♪ The girls will get butt naked
and fuck that night ♪
341
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:23,463
♪ ISLAM takes the pictures ♪
342
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,673
Man 1: Good morning,
Mr. Murdock.
343
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:26,549
Man 2: Good morning, sir.
344
00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:29,218
I'm not stupid, you know.
345
00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:32,054
School is judged
on one category only.
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Academic scores.
347
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,519
The lesson
of modern education is...
348
00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:39,020
nothing good comes easily.
349
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,773
- No pain, no gain.
- Excuse me, everyone.
350
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,025
Miss Creswood,
you want to listen to this?
351
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,652
It's the third tape this week.
352
00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:47,820
I can't believe it.
353
00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:49,780
Hard Harry: Oh! Oh, Nellie!
354
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,576
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explode!
355
00:15:52,659 --> 00:15:54,202
Oh, take cover, Arizona!
356
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,996
Here I come!
357
00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:58,081
Ms. Creswood: Jan,
this is no laughing matter.
358
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,457
Hard Harry: Yes! Oh!
359
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,334
Enjoy.
360
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,546
Hi.
361
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:06,047
You're in my writing class,
right?
362
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,884
Right.
363
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,927
Yeah, I like Emerson.
She's pretty funky.
364
00:16:14,097 --> 00:16:15,181
Now you're in trouble.
365
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,064
You owe 25 cents.
366
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,651
[indistinct chatter]
367
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,945
"How to Talk Dirty
and Influence People"
368
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,905
by Lenny Bruce.
369
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,241
Who's he?
370
00:16:35,702 --> 00:16:36,786
Any good?
371
00:16:37,787 --> 00:16:38,871
He's alright.
372
00:16:39,789 --> 00:16:40,790
Talk a lot?
373
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,170
Not too much, no.
374
00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:54,136
[indistinct chatter]
375
00:16:56,848 --> 00:17:00,601
Cute, but no way.
376
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:02,978
Hard Harry:
Guess who? It's 10 o'clock.
377
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,522
Do you care
where your parents are?
378
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:07,150
Because after all,
it is a jungle out there.
379
00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:11,029
♪ Everybody knows
that the dice are loaded ♪
380
00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:15,612
♪ Everybody rolls
with their fingers crossed ♪
381
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,912
♪ Everybody knows the war ♪
382
00:17:18,995 --> 00:17:20,788
Hard Harry: I don't know.
I mean, everywhere I look
383
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:23,916
it seems like someone's getting
butt-surfed by the system.
384
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,044
My-my parents are always
talking about the system
385
00:17:27,128 --> 00:17:29,421
and-- and-- and the '60s
and how cool it was.
386
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,133
Well, look at where
the '605 got them, huh?
387
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,551
Come on, people, now
388
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,094
♪ Smile on your brother ♪
389
00:17:35,178 --> 00:17:37,138
♪ Everybody get together ♪
390
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:40,350
♪ Try to love
one another right now ♪♪
391
00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:42,893
- Tune in, turn it up!
- Now that was the '60s.
392
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,688
This is a song for the '90s
393
00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:47,732
from my buddies The Descendants!
394
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,067
♪ Welcome to
Der Wiener schnitzel ♪
395
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,192
♪ May I take your order
please? ♪
396
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:52,028
♪ Yeah I want two large cokes ♪
397
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,571
♪ Two large fries chili-cheese
dog large Dr. Pepper ♪
398
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,448
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
399
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,616
♪ Want whale sperm with that? ♪
400
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,659
♪ No ♪♪
401
00:17:57,742 --> 00:17:59,160
Hard Harry: Hmm!
402
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,662
Why don't we listen
to that one again, huh?
403
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:01,996
♪ Welcome to
Der Wiener schnitzel ♪
404
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,706
♪ May I take your order,
please? ♪
405
00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:05,374
♪ Yeah I want two large cokes,
two large fries ♪
406
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,750
♪ Chili-cheese dog,
Large Dr. Pepper ♪
407
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,837
♪ Super deluxe,
With cheese and tomato ♪
408
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,129
♪ Do you want
whale sperm with that? ♪
409
00:18:10,213 --> 00:18:12,256
♪ No! ♪♪
410
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:14,633
I hate the '60s, I hate school
411
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,386
I hate principals.
412
00:18:16,469 --> 00:18:18,220
I hate vice principals...
413
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,598
but my true, pure
414
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:22,308
refined hatred is reserved
415
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,559
for guidance counselors.
416
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,854
Happy Harry just happens to have
417
00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:27,897
in his very hands
a copy of a memo
418
00:18:29,232 --> 00:18:30,942
written by one Mr. David Deaver
419
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,361
guidance counselor
extraordinaire
420
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,905
to one Miss Loretta Creswood,
high school principal.
421
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,576
"I find Cheryl unremorseful
422
00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:42,411
about her
unfortunate condition."
423
00:18:42,495 --> 00:18:46,499
Bastard can't even say
she's knocked up.
424
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,294
What channel?
425
00:18:49,377 --> 00:18:50,753
Hard Harry:
"And she's unwilling
426
00:18:50,837 --> 00:18:52,630
to minimize its effect
on the morale
427
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,882
of the student population."
428
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,467
Guidance counselors.
429
00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:58,678
If they knew anything
about career moves
430
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,055
would they have ended up
as guidance counselors?
431
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:03,307
What do you say
we call Deaver up, huh?
432
00:19:03,391 --> 00:19:05,851
Hard Harry just happens
to have...
433
00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:08,062
the home phone numbers
of every employee
434
00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,523
of the Paradise Hills
school commission.
435
00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:12,983
Yeah.
436
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,360
Here we go.
437
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,987
There you are, Mr. Deavski.
438
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:20,616
[telephone ringing]
439
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:23,244
Uh, Deaver residence.
David Deaver speaking.
440
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,330
Hey, this is WKPS. You're live.
441
00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:27,123
We're doing a piece
on high schools.
442
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,000
We understand that
you're a guidance counselor.
443
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:31,002
I'm head of guidance
444
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,879
here at Hubert Humphrey High
445
00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:34,880
in Paradise Hills, Arizona.
446
00:19:34,964 --> 00:19:37,341
I've been here seven years.
447
00:19:37,425 --> 00:19:39,301
Could you tell us a bit
about what you do?
448
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:42,764
I run a comprehensive...
449
00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:44,557
American values program.
450
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,267
Um, uh...
451
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,353
In which, uh, we discuss
452
00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:51,063
uh, ethical situations
453
00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:53,482
uh, sex education, uh...
454
00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:55,442
What do you say to young people
455
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:56,986
who look around at the world
456
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,447
and see that it's become,
you know, like, a...
457
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,074
a sleazy country, you know?
458
00:20:01,157 --> 00:20:03,826
A-- a-- a place
you just can't trust.
459
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,453
Like your school, for example.
460
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,039
How come it wins
all of these awards
461
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:10,083
and yet students
are dropping out like flies?
462
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,709
Why-- why is that?
463
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,586
Now, my listeners
are-- are curious
464
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,254
about your participation
465
00:20:15,338 --> 00:20:17,340
in the decision
to expel Cheryl Biggs.
466
00:20:19,175 --> 00:20:21,218
I-- I-- I, uh...
467
00:20:21,302 --> 00:20:23,137
I'm, uh, not aware
468
00:20:23,221 --> 00:20:24,722
of anything like that.
469
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,766
I don't know
what you're talking about.
470
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:28,351
Well, that's not true, sir.
471
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,478
"Cheryl refuses
to accept suggestions
472
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,188
of a more positive
mental attitude
473
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:33,648
towards her health
and her future.
474
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,150
I'm afraid
I find no alternative
475
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:36,859
but to suggest suspension."
476
00:20:36,943 --> 00:20:38,110
Who is this?
477
00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:39,612
H-- h-- how did you
get this number?
478
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,406
Do you admit it, sir?
479
00:20:41,489 --> 00:20:42,823
Deaver: A-- admit what?
480
00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:45,701
That you're slime.
481
00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:47,119
Now, wait just a minute.
482
00:20:47,203 --> 00:20:48,662
Hard Harry:
You interview a student
483
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,123
and then you rat on her.
484
00:20:50,206 --> 00:20:51,373
You betrayed her trust.
485
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,750
Isn't that right, sir?
486
00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:56,087
[sighs]
487
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,882
Well... as you can see
488
00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:00,424
these guys are played out.
489
00:21:00,508 --> 00:21:03,010
Society is mutating so rapidly
490
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:06,931
that anyone over the age
of twenty really has no idea.
491
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:09,767
Ugh. Alright.
Back down to business.
492
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:12,228
"I share a room
with my older brother.
493
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,814
Nearly every night
after he turns off his light
494
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,441
he comes over to my bed
and gives me
495
00:21:16,524 --> 00:21:18,609
a few arm noogies and stuff.
496
00:21:18,693 --> 00:21:20,111
And then he makes me
scratch his back
497
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,739
and other refinements."
498
00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:26,200
Well, it's about time we had
some refinements on this show.
499
00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:29,078
Uh, "Then sooner or later,
he gets worked up
500
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:31,455
and without further ado...
501
00:21:31,539 --> 00:21:34,583
he rubs his thing
and makes me watch."
502
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,713
Signed yourself "Screwed Up."
503
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,257
Well, first of all,
you're not screwed up.
504
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,092
You're-- you're
an unscrewed-up reaction
505
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,927
to a screwed-up situation.
506
00:21:45,011 --> 00:21:47,179
You see, feeling screwed up
in a screwed-up place
507
00:21:47,263 --> 00:21:49,098
in a screwed-up time
does not mean
508
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:50,266
that you are screwed up.
509
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,894
If you catch my drift.
510
00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:58,315
Now, as you know, dear listeners
511
00:21:58,399 --> 00:22:01,443
if you, uh enclose your
number...
512
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:05,156
a reply is guaranteed.
513
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,450
- Hello?
- This is Happy Harry Hard-on.
514
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:10,328
You're live.
Is this Miss Screwed Up?
515
00:22:10,411 --> 00:22:12,121
Well, I have
a couple of questions.
516
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,332
How big is this thing
you described?
517
00:22:14,415 --> 00:22:16,125
Is-- is-- is it bigger
than a baby's arm?
518
00:22:18,002 --> 00:22:20,254
What, you don't remember
or you don't want to tell me?
519
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,510
Or maybe you made
this whole thing up, huh?
520
00:22:25,593 --> 00:22:27,136
Remember, my dear,
I can smell a lie
521
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,554
like a fart in a car.
522
00:22:30,473 --> 00:22:31,891
[both giggle]
523
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,769
Well...
524
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,563
it's too bad
about that one, actually.
525
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,440
You see, to me
526
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,651
the real truth
is always a bigger turn-on
527
00:22:41,734 --> 00:22:43,193
and it doesn't have
to be a big deal.
528
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:44,529
- It could be anything.
- Malcolm?
529
00:22:44,612 --> 00:22:46,113
Have you finished
your homework yet?
530
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,869
Your father and I
are downstairs watching TV.
531
00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:53,955
Why don't you come down
and join us for once?
532
00:22:54,038 --> 00:22:56,081
No.
533
00:22:56,165 --> 00:22:58,125
Alright, Malcolm.
Have it your way.
534
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:00,795
Thanks.
535
00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:05,132
Hard Harry: So, I don't know.
536
00:23:05,216 --> 00:23:07,593
Send me your most
pathetic moment
537
00:23:07,677 --> 00:23:09,970
your most anything.
As long as its real.
538
00:23:10,054 --> 00:23:11,847
I-- I mean, I want the size
539
00:23:11,931 --> 00:23:14,350
the shape, the feel, the smell!
540
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:15,768
I mean I want,
I want blood, sweat
541
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:17,270
and tears on these letters.
542
00:23:17,353 --> 00:23:19,980
I-- I want, I want
brains a-- and ectoplasm
543
00:23:20,064 --> 00:23:22,232
and cum spilled all over 'em!
544
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:23,609
Hallelujah!
545
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:26,237
Whoo!
546
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:28,781
And now, all my horny listeners
547
00:23:28,865 --> 00:23:31,033
get one hand free, because...
548
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,539
Yes, the "Eat me, beat me“
lady is back.
549
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,708
"Come in.
550
00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:41,877
Every night, you enter me
like a criminal.
551
00:23:41,961 --> 00:23:43,170
You break into my brain
552
00:23:43,254 --> 00:23:46,006
but you're
no ordinary criminal.
553
00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:49,176
You put your feet up
and you pop a Pepsi...
554
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:52,471
you start to party,
you turn up my stereo
555
00:23:52,555 --> 00:23:54,974
songs I've never heard,
but I move anyway.
556
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:57,477
You get me crazy. I say do it.
557
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,353
I don't care what. Just do it.
558
00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:02,648
Jam me, jack me,
push me, pull me, talk hard."
559
00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:03,941
Oh...
560
00:24:05,860 --> 00:24:07,403
[exhales deeply]
561
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,240
I like that.
562
00:24:13,117 --> 00:24:14,368
"Talk hard.“
563
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,497
I like the idea
564
00:24:18,581 --> 00:24:21,041
that a voice
can just go somewhere...
565
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:22,709
uninvited...
566
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,212
just kind of hang out
567
00:24:24,295 --> 00:24:25,671
like a dirty thought
568
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:27,965
in a nice, clean mind.
569
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:29,759
Maybe a thought
is like a virus, you know?
570
00:24:29,842 --> 00:24:31,468
You know, it can, it can kill
571
00:24:31,552 --> 00:24:33,095
all the healthy thoughts
572
00:24:33,179 --> 00:24:34,805
and just take over.
573
00:24:34,889 --> 00:24:36,223
That would be serious.
574
00:24:36,307 --> 00:24:39,059
Hmm. That would be
totally serious.
575
00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:41,562
Yeah. I know that
all of my horny listeners
576
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:42,980
would love it if I would call up
577
00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:45,941
the "Eat me, beat me" lady,
but no!
578
00:24:46,025 --> 00:24:48,110
Because she never
encloses her number!
579
00:24:48,194 --> 00:24:50,487
Tough luck, creepoid.
580
00:24:50,571 --> 00:24:53,156
Always the same red paper...
581
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,534
the same beautiful
black writing.
582
00:24:56,202 --> 00:24:57,369
Hmm.
583
00:24:59,163 --> 00:25:02,749
Now... she's probably
a lot like me
584
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,544
a legend in her own mind.
585
00:25:04,627 --> 00:25:05,961
[Mark chuckles]
586
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:09,047
But you know what?
587
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,051
I bet in real life
588
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,636
she's probably not that wild.
589
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:17,140
I bet she's kind of shy
590
00:25:17,223 --> 00:25:18,724
like so many of us
591
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:21,727
briskly walking the halls...
592
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:24,396
pretending to be late
for some class...
593
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,106
pretending to be distracted.
594
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,777
Hey, poetry lady...
595
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,404
are you really this cool?
596
00:25:31,487 --> 00:25:33,155
Are you out there?
597
00:25:33,239 --> 00:25:34,490
Are you listening?
598
00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,284
I'm always out here.
599
00:25:36,367 --> 00:25:37,659
I feel like I know you
600
00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:40,079
and yet we'll never meet.
601
00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:44,500
[exhales deeply]
So, be it.
602
00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:46,836
Well, here's a song
from my close personal buddies
603
00:25:46,919 --> 00:25:49,838
back east, The Beastie Boys.
604
00:25:49,922 --> 00:25:51,632
This is a song
that was so controversial
605
00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,843
they couldn't put it
on their first album.
606
00:25:53,926 --> 00:25:55,177
Add a little nightlight.
607
00:25:55,261 --> 00:25:56,762
[upbeat music]
608
00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:58,764
♪ Well ♪
609
00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:01,016
♪ Chitin' at the corner
this one time ♪
610
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,477
♪ Cool at the party,
you're runnin' a line ♪
611
00:26:03,561 --> 00:26:05,896
♪ Smokin' my crack,
sayin' my rhyme ♪
612
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:08,524
♪ Countin' my pack
just to pass the time ♪
613
00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,860
♪ Many young girls
do some base ♪
614
00:26:10,943 --> 00:26:13,362
♪ Her boyfriend Pete,
he was on my case ♪
615
00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:16,073
♪ Took him to the place
threw the mattress in his face ♪
616
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,534
♪ Shot homeboy
in his fuckin' face ♪
617
00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:21,370
Aah!
618
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:24,623
Ooh! I just love
being the rap king of Arizona.
619
00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,543
I don't know.
620
00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:29,920
Drugs are out. Sex is out.
621
00:26:30,004 --> 00:26:33,132
Politics are out.
Everything is on hold.
622
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:35,927
I mean, we definitely
need something new.
623
00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:37,720
I just keep waiting
for some new voice
624
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:39,472
to come out of somewhere
625
00:26:39,555 --> 00:26:40,931
and just say, "Hey!
626
00:26:41,015 --> 00:26:43,976
Wait a second.
What is wrong with this picture?
627
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,770
Just take a look around."
628
00:26:48,022 --> 00:26:51,316
Well, maybe this is
the answer to everything.
629
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,110
Wouldn't that be nice, huh?
630
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,742
"Dear Hard Harry, do you think
I should kill myself? "
631
00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:02,620
Great.
632
00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:06,165
Signed "I'm Serious."
633
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,710
And, of course,
there is a number here.
634
00:27:11,462 --> 00:27:12,546
Now, look...
635
00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:16,467
[telephone ringing]
636
00:27:22,056 --> 00:27:23,682
Hard Harry: Hello. Serious?
637
00:27:23,766 --> 00:27:25,517
Yeah.
638
00:27:25,601 --> 00:27:28,020
Hard Harry: Are you okay?
- Yep.
639
00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:30,689
Hard Harry: I guess
what I'm asking is...
640
00:27:30,773 --> 00:27:33,275
how serious are you?
641
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,194
Or how you gonna do it?
642
00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,697
I'm gonna blow
my fuckin' head off.
643
00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:40,908
Oh. Well, do you,
do you have a gun?
644
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:43,077
No, I'm gonna use my finger,
genius.
645
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,371
[chuckles]
646
00:27:45,454 --> 00:27:47,038
Alright, so, uh
647
00:27:47,123 --> 00:27:50,084
where-- where's this
gonna take place, huh?
648
00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,460
Malcolm: Right here.
649
00:27:54,046 --> 00:27:56,131
W-- where is this
alleged gun, huh?
650
00:27:56,215 --> 00:27:57,883
Do you, do you have it with you?
651
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:03,055
Did you at least write a note?
652
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:06,350
I mean, you have a reason,
don't you?
653
00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:08,269
I mean, you're-- you're not
gonna be one of those people
654
00:28:08,352 --> 00:28:10,270
who kills themselves,
and nobody has any idea
655
00:28:10,354 --> 00:28:11,730
why they did it, huh?
656
00:28:11,814 --> 00:28:14,483
That's why we need a note, pal.
657
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:16,068
I'm all alone.
658
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:19,697
Oh, hey-- hey, look
659
00:28:19,780 --> 00:28:21,990
may-- maybe it's okay
to be alone sometimes.
660
00:28:22,074 --> 00:28:23,075
I mean, I...
661
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,619
Well, everybody's alone.
662
00:28:25,703 --> 00:28:26,870
You're not.
663
00:28:28,331 --> 00:28:30,666
I-- I didn't talk
to one person today
664
00:28:30,750 --> 00:28:33,127
not-- not counting teachers.
665
00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,339
I sit alone...
666
00:28:37,423 --> 00:28:38,715
every day, you know?
667
00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:40,300
Sit in the stairwell,
eating my lunch
668
00:28:40,384 --> 00:28:42,469
reading a book.
669
00:28:42,553 --> 00:28:44,054
What about you?
670
00:28:49,435 --> 00:28:50,519
[chuckles]
671
00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:53,356
I hate that.
672
00:28:55,107 --> 00:28:56,942
Now, I'm depressed.
673
00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:58,402
Now, I feel like killing myself
674
00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:00,571
but luckily,
I'm too depressed to bother.
675
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:03,574
[phone beeps]
676
00:29:04,617 --> 00:29:06,035
Great.
677
00:29:06,118 --> 00:29:09,037
He's got the phone
off the hook now.
678
00:29:09,121 --> 00:29:10,914
Rejected again.
679
00:29:10,998 --> 00:29:13,500
That's okay, I'm used to it.
680
00:29:13,584 --> 00:29:15,210
Terminal loneliness.
681
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:20,716
People always think
682
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,051
they know who a person is
683
00:29:22,134 --> 00:29:23,343
but they're always wrong.
684
00:29:23,427 --> 00:29:25,429
"Eats lunch on stairs."
685
00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:28,349
Hard Harry:
Our parents have no idea.
686
00:29:28,432 --> 00:29:31,143
Mine had me tested
because I sit...
687
00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,270
alone in my room all day...
688
00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:35,856
naked, wearing
only a cock ring.
689
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,441
[laughs]
690
00:29:37,525 --> 00:29:38,817
Oh...
691
00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:42,321
I mean, it really bugs me.
692
00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,115
Everyone thinks they know
693
00:29:44,198 --> 00:29:46,658
how a person should be.
694
00:29:46,742 --> 00:29:49,453
Who cares how I should be,
you know?
695
00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:52,540
I mean, in real life, I-- I
could be that anonymous nerd
696
00:29:52,623 --> 00:29:54,666
sitting across from you
in chem lab...
697
00:29:56,168 --> 00:29:58,211
staring at you so hard...
698
00:30:00,339 --> 00:30:02,007
Then when you turn around...
699
00:30:03,676 --> 00:30:05,761
he tries to smile...
700
00:30:05,845 --> 00:30:08,639
but the smile
just comes out all wrong.
701
00:30:10,599 --> 00:30:12,475
You just think, "How pathetic."
702
00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,147
[exhales deeply]
703
00:30:16,230 --> 00:30:17,814
Then he just looks away.
704
00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:21,026
[exhales deeply]
705
00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:23,403
He never looks
back at you again.
706
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,951
Ah, hey.
707
00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:31,454
Who cares, huh? That's my motto.
708
00:30:33,372 --> 00:30:36,083
Well, sleep tight, Cheryl.
709
00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:39,503
Sleep tight, Miss Refinements.
710
00:30:41,088 --> 00:30:43,090
Sleep tight, poetry lady.
711
00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:45,968
[sighs]
712
00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,471
Sleep tight, Mr. Serious.
713
00:30:51,974 --> 00:30:53,767
Maybe you'll feel
better tomorrow.
714
00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,521
[switch clicks]
715
00:30:58,564 --> 00:31:00,899
[indistinct chatter]
716
00:31:00,983 --> 00:31:04,152
Hey, what's a cock ring?
It sounds cool.
717
00:31:04,236 --> 00:31:05,570
How should I know?
718
00:31:05,654 --> 00:31:08,490
Maybe it's a-- a ring
with a cock on it.
719
00:31:08,574 --> 00:31:10,242
But he said he was wearing it.
720
00:31:10,326 --> 00:31:12,286
♪ What's really known
as a radio cut? ♪
721
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,872
♪ When you can't say shit
and you can't say fuck ♪
722
00:31:14,955 --> 00:31:17,040
♪ I really think
you wanna hear it ♪
723
00:31:17,124 --> 00:31:19,626
♪ But the radio stations you see
they still gonna fear it ♪
724
00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:22,462
♪ Yo, I thought this country was
based upon freedom of speech ♪
725
00:31:22,546 --> 00:31:24,673
♪ Freedom of press,
freedom of your own religion ♪
726
00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:26,717
♪ To make your own decision,
now that's baloney ♪
727
00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,220
♪ Cause if I gotta play by
your rules, I'm being phoney ♪
728
00:31:29,303 --> 00:31:32,055
♪ Yo, I got to cater to this
person or that person ♪
729
00:31:32,139 --> 00:31:34,516
♪ I got to rhyme for the white
or the black person? ♪
730
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,393
♪ Why can't it all be equal? ♪
731
00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:39,021
♪ Music is a universal language
for all people ♪
732
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:41,065
♪ I better get off
the rebellious tip ♪
733
00:31:41,148 --> 00:31:43,191
♪ Before somebody out there say
I'm startin to slip N'
734
00:31:43,275 --> 00:31:45,151
- How much you want for it?
- Five bucks each.
735
00:31:46,904 --> 00:31:49,281
♪ She was a cool blue redhead ♪
736
00:31:50,491 --> 00:31:54,161
♪ She was a virgin vixen ♪
737
00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:57,998
♪ She had the eyes of Lassie ♪
738
00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:00,417
♪ She had the lips of Nixon ♪
739
00:32:01,585 --> 00:32:04,421
♪ Lips like Tricia Nixon ♪
740
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,634
♪ I stole a sideways glance ♪
741
00:32:08,717 --> 00:32:10,301
♪ At her continental shelf ♪
742
00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:13,972
I And I knew
she was the devil himself ♪
743
00:32:14,056 --> 00:32:15,932
♪ It's a barstool yawn ♪
744
00:32:16,016 --> 00:32:17,225
Hi.
745
00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:20,229
Hi.
746
00:32:20,312 --> 00:32:22,480
♪ She said
"Button up mister" ♪
747
00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:24,733
♪ I shook as she
took another look ♪
748
00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:26,860
Hard Harry:
Like your school, for example.
749
00:32:26,944 --> 00:32:28,528
How come it wins
all of these awards
750
00:32:28,612 --> 00:32:30,530
and yet students
are dropping out like flies?
751
00:32:30,614 --> 00:32:32,407
- Why is that, Mr. Deaver?
- Excuse me.
752
00:32:32,491 --> 00:32:34,910
My listeners are wondering
about your participation--
753
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,954
- What is this?
- I don't know, sir.
754
00:32:37,037 --> 00:32:39,456
Is that your tape? What is this?
Whose tape is this?
755
00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:41,291
Man 3: I looked around, and
someone had slipped that on.
756
00:32:41,375 --> 00:32:43,377
You know, people,
this dancing is a privilege
757
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:45,379
and it'll be taken away
if it's abused.
758
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,006
You understand that?
759
00:32:47,089 --> 00:32:50,008
[upbeat music]
760
00:32:52,052 --> 00:32:54,387
[women laughing]
761
00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,098
♪ Life is tough ♪
762
00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:58,309
♪ And full of stuff ♪
763
00:32:58,392 --> 00:33:00,310
♪ Life is hard as rock ♪
764
00:33:02,062 --> 00:33:05,857
♪ No one around
to pull you out ♪
765
00:33:05,941 --> 00:33:07,108
♪ No one to stop ♪
766
00:33:07,193 --> 00:33:09,737
- What? What are you lookin' at?
- Nora.
767
00:33:09,820 --> 00:33:13,573
♪ Now we don't need
no chaperones ♪
768
00:33:13,657 --> 00:33:16,910
♪ All policemen
please stay home ♪
769
00:33:17,995 --> 00:33:20,914
[upbeat music]
770
00:33:29,548 --> 00:33:30,799
Hi.
771
00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:32,301
You got a stick of gum?
772
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,138
"Blackjack."
773
00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:43,144
You really as horny
as a ten-peckered owl?
774
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:52,529
Hi. My name's Nora.
775
00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:54,364
What's yours?
776
00:33:54,448 --> 00:33:56,032
- Mark.
- Mark.
777
00:33:57,159 --> 00:33:59,786
Well, hi, Mark.
778
00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:01,580
Hi.
779
00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:03,707
Listen, uh, I was gonna
cut fourth period.
780
00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,084
You want to join me for a smoke
in the art supply room?
781
00:34:06,168 --> 00:34:08,295
No, I can't. I gotta go. Sorry.
782
00:34:09,588 --> 00:34:11,131
Sorry.
783
00:34:15,761 --> 00:34:18,180
Boy, these damn tapes keep
popping up all over the place.
784
00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,307
They were playing this one
out in the alcove.
785
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:23,018
Who is this guy, anyway?
Every day there's more graffiti.
786
00:34:23,102 --> 00:34:25,604
I don't know, but he's sure
turning the school upside-down.
787
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,982
Has anyone seen Luis Chavez?
788
00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:30,692
He wasn't in my class today.
789
00:34:30,776 --> 00:34:32,235
- Mine, either.
- Listen to this.
790
00:34:32,319 --> 00:34:34,237
Hard Harry:
In his hands, a memo...
791
00:34:34,321 --> 00:34:36,614
written by one
Mr. David Deaver
792
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:39,034
guidance counselor
extraordinaire
793
00:34:39,118 --> 00:34:41,286
to one Miss Loretta Creswood,
high school principal.
794
00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:43,330
- "I find Cheryl..."
- Turn that off.
795
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:45,165
Hard Harry: "Unremorseful
about her unfortunate..."
796
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:47,417
I have an announcement to make.
797
00:34:47,501 --> 00:34:50,420
[indistinct chatter]
798
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:59,763
I have some very upsetting news.
799
00:35:04,059 --> 00:35:06,394
Last night...
800
00:35:06,478 --> 00:35:08,146
one of our students
801
00:35:08,230 --> 00:35:10,649
Malcolm Kaiser...
802
00:35:10,733 --> 00:35:11,775
took his own life.
803
00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:13,527
All: What?
804
00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:15,696
Jan: For those of you
who knew him...
805
00:35:15,779 --> 00:35:17,989
there will be
a memorial service...
806
00:35:18,073 --> 00:35:21,159
at Dempsey Hall on Friday.
807
00:35:21,243 --> 00:35:23,203
I know it hurts.
808
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:26,331
It's painful to lose someone.
809
00:35:26,415 --> 00:35:29,292
[Women shouting] Five, six,
seven, eight We've got spirit.
810
00:35:29,376 --> 00:35:33,876
Yes, we do! We've got spirit!
How 'bout you?
811
00:35:34,506 --> 00:35:37,425
[indistinct chatter]
812
00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:41,430
[mellow music]
813
00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:47,436
We've got spirit. Yes, we do!
814
00:35:47,519 --> 00:35:51,064
We've got spirit. How 'bout you?
815
00:35:51,148 --> 00:35:54,067
[indistinct chatter]
816
00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:03,118
[engine revving]
817
00:36:04,536 --> 00:36:07,455
[dramatic music]
818
00:36:37,194 --> 00:36:40,113
[music continues]
819
00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:58,799
Nora: You're the voice
crying out in the wilderness.
820
00:36:58,882 --> 00:37:00,967
You're the voice
that makes my brain burn
821
00:37:01,051 --> 00:37:03,219
and my guts go gooey.
822
00:37:03,303 --> 00:37:05,054
Yeah, you gut me.
823
00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:09,226
My insides spill on your altar
and tell the future.
824
00:37:09,309 --> 00:37:12,937
My steaming, gleaming guts
spell out your nature.
825
00:37:13,021 --> 00:37:14,522
I know you
826
00:37:14,606 --> 00:37:16,649
not your name, but your game.
827
00:37:16,734 --> 00:37:18,986
I know the true you.
828
00:37:19,069 --> 00:37:21,571
Come to me,
or I'll come to you.
829
00:37:21,655 --> 00:37:23,114
So, you are him.
830
00:37:25,659 --> 00:37:27,661
Don't worry. I'm not going
to bust you or anything.
831
00:37:29,329 --> 00:37:31,247
Aren't you going to ask
who I am?
832
00:37:31,331 --> 00:37:33,916
No, I don't think so. No.
833
00:37:34,001 --> 00:37:35,502
I'm the "eat me, beat me" lady.
834
00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:37,963
So you don't believe me?
835
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,258
"I know you...
836
00:37:41,341 --> 00:37:43,384
not your name,
but your game.
837
00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:45,179
I know the true you.
838
00:37:45,262 --> 00:37:47,180
Come to me...
839
00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:48,515
or I'll come to you."
840
00:37:53,061 --> 00:37:54,645
Hey, relax.
I'm not really like that
841
00:37:54,730 --> 00:37:56,231
except when I am.
842
00:37:56,315 --> 00:37:58,400
Look, I really can't
handle this right now, okay?
843
00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:00,569
Hey, look. Look. Look,
it's not your fault.
844
00:38:00,652 --> 00:38:01,944
I mean, I was listening
last night.
845
00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:03,739
I didn't think
he'd go through with it!
846
00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:06,741
[sighs]
847
00:38:08,994 --> 00:38:11,871
[fork clinks]
848
00:38:11,955 --> 00:38:15,249
Mark, we heard about
Malcolm Kaiser. We know.
849
00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:16,585
We're just wondering
if you knew him.
850
00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:21,964
No, not-- not really.
851
00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:24,634
Brian: Mark, uh, I'm going
to ask you something.
852
00:38:24,718 --> 00:38:26,428
Uh, your mother and I
have been talking
853
00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:28,388
and-- and, uh, I guess
we realized that--
854
00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:30,640
Mark, basically, we thought...
855
00:38:30,724 --> 00:38:32,100
that you might
benefit from maybe
856
00:38:32,184 --> 00:38:33,185
seeing a psychiatrist.
857
00:38:33,268 --> 00:38:34,769
Is it that obvious?
858
00:38:34,853 --> 00:38:35,812
Marla Hunter:
No, honey, of course not.
859
00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,188
We think you're perfect.
860
00:38:37,272 --> 00:38:39,440
But it just seems
that here you're so sad
861
00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,235
and lonely all the time.
862
00:38:41,318 --> 00:38:43,194
And we just want you to feel
good about yourself.
863
00:38:43,278 --> 00:38:45,196
Marla Hunter: You have friends
in New York, hon.
864
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,073
Are you trying to meet people
here at all?
865
00:38:47,157 --> 00:38:48,783
It was never, I...
866
00:38:48,867 --> 00:38:51,286
I know this sounds stupid, Mark
but have you ever just
867
00:38:51,370 --> 00:38:53,372
like, walked up
to a girl here and said "Hi?"
868
00:38:53,455 --> 00:38:55,874
Look, the girls here,
are-- are, they're different.
869
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:58,085
- I-- I can't talk to them.
- How are they different?
870
00:38:58,168 --> 00:39:00,128
Listen, Mark, I was talking
to your English teacher today--
871
00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:02,964
Oh, come on, Dad. Please.
It's-- it's creepy enough
872
00:39:03,048 --> 00:39:04,340
around there without you
snooping around.
873
00:39:04,424 --> 00:39:05,633
Brian:
And she says that you've got
874
00:39:05,717 --> 00:39:07,927
a-- a great promise
as a writer...
875
00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:10,221
but that you're having
trouble concentrating.
876
00:39:10,305 --> 00:39:12,724
So, when is Johnny
going to concentrate, huh?
877
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:15,477
Get happy, get a girlfriend...
878
00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:17,813
and then-- then write a,
write a best seller, huh?
879
00:39:17,896 --> 00:39:19,647
Fine! You don't listen.
You don't talk to me.
880
00:39:19,731 --> 00:39:21,566
You don't talk to anybody!
You hate everything.
881
00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:23,193
I can't talk to you people.
882
00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:24,736
And I'm certainly
not going to a shrink.
883
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:27,113
Listen, Mark,
everybody's got problems
884
00:39:27,197 --> 00:39:29,657
not just you but
you're not gonna solve them
885
00:39:29,741 --> 00:39:31,117
if you don't communicate them!
886
00:39:31,201 --> 00:39:33,453
You've got to talk to somebody!
887
00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:35,455
Okay, he's gone.
888
00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:37,457
He's gone back downstairs.
889
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,295
And so, family and friends
of Malcolm Kaiser
890
00:39:42,379 --> 00:39:43,922
sadly come and go into the night
891
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:45,924
even as phantom DJ Hard Harry
892
00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:48,552
prepares to broadcast
anonymously...
893
00:39:48,635 --> 00:39:50,303
from somewhere...
894
00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:53,098
in this formerly
peaceful community.
895
00:39:53,181 --> 00:39:54,557
This is Shep Sheppard
reporting live
896
00:39:54,641 --> 00:39:56,351
from Paradise Hills, Arizona.
897
00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:59,312
- Back to you, Bill.
- Thank you, Shep, for that...
898
00:39:59,396 --> 00:40:00,855
Yeah, back to you.
899
00:40:07,112 --> 00:40:08,321
[taps]
900
00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:22,752
[instrumental music]
901
00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:28,258
♪ If it be your will ♪
902
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:33,472
♪ That I speak no more ♪
903
00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:38,477
♪ And my voice be still ♪
904
00:40:40,979 --> 00:40:43,690
♪ As it was before ♪
905
00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:49,988
♪ I will speak no more ♪
906
00:40:50,072 --> 00:40:54,117
♪ I shall abide until ♪
907
00:40:56,411 --> 00:41:00,331
♪ I am spoken for ♪
908
00:41:00,415 --> 00:41:02,959
♪ If it be your will ♪♪
909
00:41:07,422 --> 00:41:11,676
♪ Everybody knows
that the dice are loaded ♪
910
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,763
♪ Everybody rolls ♪
911
00:41:14,846 --> 00:41:17,682
You see, I never
planned it like this.
912
00:41:19,476 --> 00:41:22,228
My dumb dad got me
this shortwave radio set
913
00:41:22,312 --> 00:41:24,647
so, I could just speak
to my friends back east.
914
00:41:26,316 --> 00:41:28,901
But I couldn't reach anybody...
915
00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:31,947
so, I just thought
I was talking to nobody.
916
00:41:32,030 --> 00:41:34,907
I imagined nobody listening.
917
00:41:34,992 --> 00:41:38,954
Maybe I imagine
that one person out there.
918
00:41:39,037 --> 00:41:41,706
Anyway, one day I woke up...
919
00:41:41,790 --> 00:41:43,792
and I realized I was never
going to be normal...
920
00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:47,045
[sighs]
so I said, “Fuck it."
921
00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:49,798
I said, "So be it..."
922
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:55,011
And Happy Harry Hard-on
was born.
923
00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:56,930
But I never meant
to hurt anyone.
924
00:41:58,473 --> 00:42:00,600
Honestly...
925
00:42:00,684 --> 00:42:02,644
I never meant
to hurt anyone.
926
00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:05,855
I'm sorry, Malcolm.
927
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,191
I never said...
928
00:42:09,151 --> 00:42:10,318
don't do it.
929
00:42:14,406 --> 00:42:15,615
I'm sorry.
930
00:42:18,368 --> 00:42:20,620
Uh, anyway...
931
00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:21,746
that's-- that's it.
932
00:42:22,581 --> 00:42:23,790
The show's over.
933
00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:27,544
I'm done.
934
00:42:27,627 --> 00:42:29,003
Stick a fork in me.
935
00:42:29,087 --> 00:42:30,713
It's been grand.
936
00:42:30,797 --> 00:42:34,300
This is Hard Harry
saying... sayonara.
937
00:42:34,384 --> 00:42:36,469
Over and out.
938
00:42:36,553 --> 00:42:38,596
Oh, come on, you can't do this.
939
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,598
This is a joke, right?
940
00:42:40,682 --> 00:42:43,267
Come on, Harry, baby,
don't stiff.
941
00:42:44,978 --> 00:42:46,437
Ugh, what am I doing?
942
00:42:47,564 --> 00:42:50,733
[instrumental music]
943
00:42:50,817 --> 00:42:51,943
Fuck it.
944
00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:57,240
You hear about some kid
945
00:42:57,324 --> 00:42:58,825
did something stupid...
946
00:43:00,577 --> 00:43:01,995
something desperate.
947
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:05,206
What possessed him?
948
00:43:05,290 --> 00:43:07,417
How could he do
such a terrible thing?
949
00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:10,294
Well, come here.
950
00:43:10,378 --> 00:43:12,171
It's really quite simple,
actually.
951
00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:15,508
[sighs]
952
00:43:15,592 --> 00:43:19,345
Consider the life
of a teenager, huh?
953
00:43:19,429 --> 00:43:22,098
You have parents and teachers
telling you what to do.
954
00:43:22,182 --> 00:43:24,309
You have movies, magazines
955
00:43:24,392 --> 00:43:25,893
and TV telling you what to do
956
00:43:25,977 --> 00:43:27,645
but you know
what you have to do.
957
00:43:28,730 --> 00:43:30,940
Huh? Your job, your purpose
958
00:43:31,024 --> 00:43:33,609
is to get accepted,
get a cute girlfriend
959
00:43:33,693 --> 00:43:36,529
think up something great to do
for the rest of your life.
960
00:43:36,613 --> 00:43:40,658
What if you're confused
and can't imagine a career?
961
00:43:40,742 --> 00:43:43,745
What if you're funny-looking
and can't get a girlfriend?
962
00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:45,539
You see,
no one wants to hear it.
963
00:43:47,332 --> 00:43:48,416
[sighs]
964
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:50,126
But the terrible secret...
965
00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:55,382
is that being young...
966
00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:58,801
is sometimes less fun...
967
00:43:58,885 --> 00:44:01,137
than being dead.
968
00:44:01,221 --> 00:44:03,014
This is great.
He's making it worse.
969
00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:04,891
Hard Harry: Suicide is wrong
970
00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:07,560
but the interesting thing
about it...
971
00:44:07,644 --> 00:44:10,647
is how uncomplicated
it seems.
972
00:44:10,730 --> 00:44:12,273
You know?
973
00:44:12,357 --> 00:44:14,692
There-- there you are,
you got all these problems
974
00:44:14,776 --> 00:44:16,778
swarming around in your brain
975
00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:19,823
and here is one simple
976
00:44:19,906 --> 00:44:22,825
one incredibly simple solution.
977
00:44:22,909 --> 00:44:25,453
I'm just surprised it doesn't
happen every day around here.
978
00:44:25,537 --> 00:44:26,871
Now-- now, they're going to say
979
00:44:26,955 --> 00:44:28,623
I-- I said offing yourself
was simple
980
00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:31,376
but no, no, no, no, no,
it's not simple.
981
00:44:31,459 --> 00:44:34,336
Just like everything else,
you have to read the fine print.
982
00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:38,550
For instance, assuming
that there is a Heaven...
983
00:44:38,633 --> 00:44:40,801
who would ever
want to go there? You know?
984
00:44:40,886 --> 00:44:42,512
I mean, think about it.
985
00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:45,223
It's cool. You're-- you're
sitting there up on this cloud.
986
00:44:45,307 --> 00:44:46,891
It's nice, you know, it's quiet.
987
00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:48,601
There's no, there's no teachers
988
00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:50,687
there's no parents,
but guess what?
989
00:44:50,770 --> 00:44:52,354
There's nothing to do!
990
00:44:52,439 --> 00:44:54,524
It's fucking boring!
991
00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:56,776
Another thing to remember
about suicide...
992
00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:59,362
is that it is not
a pretty picture.
993
00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:01,531
I mean, first of all,
you shit your shorts.
994
00:45:01,615 --> 00:45:04,618
You know?
So, there you are, dead.
995
00:45:04,701 --> 00:45:06,494
People are weeping
over you, crying.
996
00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:10,290
Girls you never spoke to
are saying, "Why? Why? Why?"
997
00:45:10,373 --> 00:45:12,666
[laughs] And you have a load
in your shorts.
998
00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:14,627
That's the way I see it.
Sue me.
999
00:45:14,711 --> 00:45:16,379
Now, they're saying
1000
00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:18,173
I-- I shouldn't think
stuff like this, you know?
1001
00:45:18,256 --> 00:45:21,384
They're saying that something
is wrong with me...
1002
00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:22,844
that I should be ashamed!
1003
00:45:24,095 --> 00:45:25,805
Well...
1004
00:45:25,889 --> 00:45:27,932
I'm-- I'm sick of being ashamed.
1005
00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:30,518
- I mean, aren't you?
- Sick to death.
1006
00:45:30,602 --> 00:45:33,980
I don't mind being
dejected and rejected
1007
00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:36,149
but I'm not going
to be ashamed about it.
1008
00:45:36,233 --> 00:45:38,360
- Hallelujah.
- At least pain is real.
1009
00:45:38,443 --> 00:45:40,695
You-- you look around,
and you see nothing is real
1010
00:45:40,779 --> 00:45:43,156
but at least pain is real.
1011
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,283
You know, even this show
isn't real.
1012
00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:47,744
This isn't me.
I-- I'm using a voice disguiser.
1013
00:45:47,827 --> 00:45:50,496
I'm a phony fuck
just like my dad!
1014
00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:52,039
Just like anybody.
1015
00:45:52,123 --> 00:45:53,415
You see, the real me
1016
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,169
is just as worried
as the rest of you.
1017
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:58,296
They say I'm disturbed.
1018
00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:00,340
Of course I'm disturbed!
1019
00:46:00,423 --> 00:46:03,801
I mean, we're all disturbed,
and if we're not, why not?
1020
00:46:03,885 --> 00:46:06,429
Doesn't this blend
of blindness and blandness
1021
00:46:06,513 --> 00:46:08,473
want to make you
do something crazy?
1022
00:46:08,556 --> 00:46:10,432
Then why not do something crazy?
1023
00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:12,143
It makes a hell
of a lot more sense
1024
00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:14,103
than blowing
your fucking brains out!
1025
00:46:14,187 --> 00:46:16,230
You know? Go nuts! Go crazy!
1026
00:46:16,314 --> 00:46:17,773
Get creative!
1027
00:46:17,857 --> 00:46:19,733
You got problems?
You just chuck 'em.
1028
00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:22,237
Nuke 'em!
They think you're moody?
1029
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,113
Make them think you're crazy.
1030
00:46:24,197 --> 00:46:26,657
Make them think you might snap!
1031
00:46:26,741 --> 00:46:29,201
They think you've got attitude?
You show 'em some real attitude.
1032
00:46:29,286 --> 00:46:30,996
Agh! I mean, go nuts!
1033
00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:33,331
Get crazy! Hey!
1034
00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:36,042
No more Mr. Nice Guy!
1035
00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:38,920
Aah!
1036
00:46:39,004 --> 00:46:40,463
Oh, God!
1037
00:46:40,547 --> 00:46:43,466
[screaming]
1038
00:46:44,843 --> 00:46:47,345
God! Yeah!
1039
00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:48,680
[screaming]
1040
00:46:49,723 --> 00:46:51,766
[crackling]
1041
00:46:51,850 --> 00:46:53,059
Whoo! Yes!
1042
00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:56,271
[all screaming]
1043
00:46:56,354 --> 00:46:58,439
[explosion]
1044
00:46:58,523 --> 00:47:02,151
♪ Kick out the jams,
motherfuckers! ♪
1045
00:47:02,235 --> 00:47:04,528
[upbeat music]
1046
00:47:04,612 --> 00:47:07,948
Happy Harry Hard-on!
1047
00:47:08,033 --> 00:47:09,868
♪ Well I feel pretty good ♪
1048
00:47:09,951 --> 00:47:11,410
♪ And I guess that I could ♪
1049
00:47:11,494 --> 00:47:14,455
♪ Get crazy now, baby ♪
1050
00:47:14,539 --> 00:47:16,249
♪ 'Cause we all got in tune ♪
1051
00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:17,917
♪ When the dressing room ♪
1052
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:21,295
♪ Got hazy yeah, baby ♪
1053
00:47:21,379 --> 00:47:24,465
♪ I know how you want it
Hot, sweet, and tight ♪
1054
00:47:24,549 --> 00:47:27,802
♪ The girls can't stand it
When you do it right ♪
1055
00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:29,971
♪ When they're up on the stand ♪
1056
00:47:30,055 --> 00:47:32,474
♪ And then they kick out
the jams ♪
1057
00:47:32,557 --> 00:47:36,227
♪ Yeah kick out the jams ♪
1058
00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:38,730
♪ I gotta kick 'em out ♪
1059
00:47:38,813 --> 00:47:40,815
♪ Yeah ♪
1060
00:47:40,899 --> 00:47:43,902
[all screaming]
1061
00:47:43,985 --> 00:47:45,069
♪ Yeah I'm startin' to sweat ♪
1062
00:47:45,153 --> 00:47:47,029
♪ You know my shirt's all wet ♪
1063
00:47:47,113 --> 00:47:48,697
♪ What a feeling ♪
1064
00:47:50,116 --> 00:47:51,742
♪ And the sound that abounds ♪
1065
00:47:51,826 --> 00:47:53,536
♪ And Resounds and rebounds ♪
1066
00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:55,079
♪ Straight off of the ceiling ♪
1067
00:47:56,998 --> 00:48:00,292
♪ You gotta have it, baby
You can't do without ♪
1068
00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:01,544
♪ When you get that feelin' ♪
1069
00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:03,671
Time out.
1070
00:48:03,755 --> 00:48:06,007
♪ Put that mic in my hand ♪
1071
00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:08,343
♪ And let me kick out the jams ♪
1072
00:48:08,426 --> 00:48:11,971
♪ Yes, kick out the jams ♪
1073
00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:13,556
♪ I've got to kick it ♪♪
1074
00:48:14,224 --> 00:48:15,391
Ah...
1075
00:48:17,602 --> 00:48:18,686
This is good.
1076
00:48:20,355 --> 00:48:21,898
This is very, very interesting.
1077
00:48:21,981 --> 00:48:24,900
[keypad beeps]
1078
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,780
- Hello?
- Hi, it's me.
1079
00:48:28,863 --> 00:48:30,197
You're on the air.
1080
00:48:30,281 --> 00:48:32,992
Are you willing
to tell my listeners...
1081
00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:34,702
what you told me here
in this letter?
1082
00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:36,537
I think they're-- they're ready
to handle it.
1083
00:48:36,621 --> 00:48:38,581
I'm not ashamed.
1084
00:48:38,665 --> 00:48:40,208
So, tell us what happened.
1085
00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:42,084
This guy I knew...
1086
00:48:42,168 --> 00:48:43,460
he invited me up to the ridge
1087
00:48:43,545 --> 00:48:45,129
and, well...
1088
00:48:45,213 --> 00:48:46,464
I wasn't really sure why
1089
00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:48,091
but I was really happy
1090
00:48:48,174 --> 00:48:50,009
because he's pretty cool.
1091
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:52,845
He's an athlete and everything.
1092
00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:55,765
First of all, when was this,
and how-- how old are you?
1093
00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:58,726
Just before school.
I'm sixteen.
1094
00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:00,019
Go ahead.
1095
00:49:04,441 --> 00:49:06,776
So, we get up there...
1096
00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:08,987
we take off our shirts...
1097
00:49:09,070 --> 00:49:11,197
and we start fooling around.
1098
00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:12,699
And then...
1099
00:49:12,782 --> 00:49:14,867
I sort of told him
how much I liked him.
1100
00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:22,124
He-- he just smiled
and said he knew it.
1101
00:49:22,208 --> 00:49:24,293
Then he says...
1102
00:49:24,377 --> 00:49:26,962
"Why don't we take
our pants off and get a tan?"
1103
00:49:27,797 --> 00:49:28,964
So, I did it.
1104
00:49:31,926 --> 00:49:33,510
But he stalled.
1105
00:49:33,595 --> 00:49:34,804
Go ahead.
1106
00:49:36,389 --> 00:49:37,932
And then two of his friends
showed up
1107
00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:40,018
and they were drinking beer
and laughing.
1108
00:49:42,395 --> 00:49:45,439
And they took my clothes
and threw them up in the trees.
1109
00:49:48,109 --> 00:49:49,276
[sighs]
1110
00:49:51,696 --> 00:49:53,239
I didn't know what to do.
1111
00:49:53,323 --> 00:49:55,992
I-- I started to cry, but...
1112
00:49:56,075 --> 00:49:58,535
they just laughed at me,
so I stopped.
1113
00:50:01,247 --> 00:50:03,457
Then they started
calling me things...
1114
00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:06,043
but I don't even care
about that.
1115
00:50:06,127 --> 00:50:07,962
I mean, I know
I'm into guys, but...
1116
00:50:10,673 --> 00:50:12,466
this was different.
1117
00:50:12,550 --> 00:50:14,009
So, what did you do?
1118
00:50:14,886 --> 00:50:16,637
Everything.
1119
00:50:16,721 --> 00:50:18,514
Everything they told me.
1120
00:50:18,598 --> 00:50:20,683
I'm calling the police.
1121
00:50:20,767 --> 00:50:22,769
Fraud, pornography
1122
00:50:22,852 --> 00:50:26,230
he is just using
those poor kids.
1123
00:50:26,314 --> 00:50:28,524
That's the thirteenth call
tonight.
1124
00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:30,276
Sounds like kids
bullshitting to me.
1125
00:50:31,069 --> 00:50:32,570
I don't know.
1126
00:50:32,654 --> 00:50:34,489
Things like that happen
when you're a kid.
1127
00:50:34,572 --> 00:50:36,323
You swallow it, Donny?
1128
00:50:36,407 --> 00:50:38,283
I think you're forgetting what
it's like when you're young.
1129
00:50:39,077 --> 00:50:40,453
Come on, Shep.
1130
00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:42,288
He got some kid to call in
with some story
1131
00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:44,123
they've concocted.
It isn't real.
1132
00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:45,791
Who cares if it's real
1133
00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:47,167
if the people are riveted?
1134
00:50:47,252 --> 00:50:48,836
Let's go.
1135
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,005
No. People are rebroadcasting
1136
00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:52,507
this thing over state lines.
1137
00:50:52,590 --> 00:50:54,842
I-- I think it's time
to bring in the feds.
1138
00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:56,719
This is FCC jurisdiction.
1139
00:50:56,803 --> 00:51:00,139
I feel bad that
I didn't even do anything.
1140
00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:03,476
I didn't even say anything.
1141
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,353
Now, he won't even talk to me.
1142
00:51:05,436 --> 00:51:07,896
He won't even look at me.
1143
00:51:07,981 --> 00:51:10,066
I'm pretty confused.
1144
00:51:10,149 --> 00:51:12,192
Confused?
1145
00:51:12,277 --> 00:51:13,611
You're not the one
who's confused.
1146
00:51:13,695 --> 00:51:16,239
You sound like you know
exactly what's going on.
1147
00:51:16,322 --> 00:51:19,325
If anyone's confused,
it's those guys out there.
1148
00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:22,912
I know,
but I think about him a lot.
1149
00:51:22,996 --> 00:51:27,496
Sometimes, I wonder why
one person is born one way...
1150
00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:30,002
and another person
is born another way.
1151
00:51:34,507 --> 00:51:36,175
Are you there?
1152
00:51:36,259 --> 00:51:38,302
Yes.
1153
00:51:38,386 --> 00:51:41,180
So, I guess you think
I'm a faggot wimp, right?
1154
00:51:42,473 --> 00:51:44,683
No...
1155
00:51:44,767 --> 00:51:46,769
I'm just thinking
how strong people can be...
1156
00:51:49,147 --> 00:51:50,940
and how...
1157
00:51:51,024 --> 00:51:53,234
everyone is alike
in some way...
1158
00:51:55,278 --> 00:51:58,656
and how everyone needs
the same things.
1159
00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:00,658
So, what are we going to do
about all this?
1160
00:52:01,576 --> 00:52:02,785
I don't know.
1161
00:52:05,163 --> 00:52:07,623
That's the big question,
isn't it, huh?
1162
00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:10,876
I guess nobody knows, huh?
1163
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,379
Well, that's tough.
I got to go.
1164
00:52:13,463 --> 00:52:14,672
See you.
1165
00:52:17,675 --> 00:52:19,510
I guess we all got to go now.
1166
00:52:21,054 --> 00:52:22,263
Good night, pal.
1167
00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,725
Good night, friends.
1168
00:52:25,808 --> 00:52:28,727
[instrumental music]
1169
00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:52,585
♪ Cease to resist ♪
1170
00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:56,631
♪ Giving my goodbye ♪
1171
00:53:00,718 --> 00:53:03,470
♪ Drive my car ♪
1172
00:53:03,554 --> 00:53:08,054
♪ Into the ocean ♪
1173
00:53:11,104 --> 00:53:13,314
♪ You'll think I'm dead ♪
1174
00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:16,359
♪ But I sail away ♪
1175
00:53:16,442 --> 00:53:20,112
♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪
1176
00:53:20,196 --> 00:53:24,696
♪ On a wave of mutilation ♪
1177
00:53:24,784 --> 00:53:28,788
♪ Wave of mutilation ♪
1178
00:53:28,871 --> 00:53:32,749
♪ Wave of mutilation ♪
1179
00:53:32,834 --> 00:53:37,088
♪ Wave ♪♪
1180
00:53:37,171 --> 00:53:39,298
Nora: "Believe it or not,
I care?"
1181
00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:41,884
"8:30 to 3:30."
What's that?
1182
00:53:41,968 --> 00:53:44,929
It's some new hotline
Deaver's setting up.
1183
00:53:45,012 --> 00:53:46,263
Hey, it's 8:30 in the morning
1184
00:53:46,347 --> 00:53:48,599
so I guess it's okay
to kill myself.
1185
00:53:48,683 --> 00:53:49,850
Oh, my God,
it's after 3:00,
1186
00:53:49,934 --> 00:53:51,435
so I guess I'm totally fucked.
1187
00:53:52,603 --> 00:53:55,314
♪ I've kissed mermaids ♪
1188
00:53:55,398 --> 00:53:58,984
♪ Rode the El Nino ♪
1189
00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:03,781
Hi.
1190
00:54:03,865 --> 00:54:06,450
♪ Walked the sand ♪♪
1191
00:54:06,534 --> 00:54:07,868
What are you doing?
1192
00:54:09,662 --> 00:54:11,080
Tramp.
1193
00:54:11,956 --> 00:54:13,666
Bitch.
1194
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,877
How's he getting
this information?
1195
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,837
I want all the locks
in the school changed.
1196
00:54:18,921 --> 00:54:22,215
I want a list of every student
with relatives on the staff.
1197
00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,302
Excuse me, just found
the graffiti
1198
00:54:24,385 --> 00:54:25,511
on the roof of the cafeteria.
1199
00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:26,554
They're taking it down now.
1200
00:54:26,637 --> 00:54:27,971
What's it say?
1201
00:54:28,055 --> 00:54:29,806
"Creswood's a maggot pus wad."
1202
00:54:31,893 --> 00:54:33,728
Hey, are you the guy
selling tapes of that guy?
1203
00:54:33,811 --> 00:54:35,229
- Yeah.
- How much?
1204
00:54:35,313 --> 00:54:37,898
- Five bucks each.
- Alright, let me have it.
1205
00:54:37,982 --> 00:54:39,316
- There you go.
- Thanks, man.
1206
00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:42,278
Selling pretzels, Donald?
1207
00:54:42,361 --> 00:54:44,112
Nobody knows who he is.
1208
00:54:44,197 --> 00:54:45,698
We don't believe you, Donald.
1209
00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:48,659
I swear to God.
Nobody has any idea.
1210
00:54:48,743 --> 00:54:52,538
Well, then you've got until the
end of the day to get an idea.
1211
00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:56,083
And don't forget,
your file is under review, huh.
1212
00:54:58,586 --> 00:55:00,170
You better bring all your
enrollment files
1213
00:55:00,254 --> 00:55:01,463
here to my office.
1214
00:55:02,548 --> 00:55:04,925
[instrumental music]
1215
00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:11,682
So, what did they do to you?
1216
00:55:11,766 --> 00:55:13,058
- Hey, you Donald?
- Yeah.
1217
00:55:13,142 --> 00:55:14,226
I'm Joey.
1218
00:55:14,310 --> 00:55:16,437
Can you get me into the PA?
1219
00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:17,855
[instrumental music]
1220
00:55:17,939 --> 00:55:19,065
Yes.
1221
00:55:21,734 --> 00:55:22,985
Stay hard!
1222
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:26,822
Alright, alright.
1223
00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:28,282
The truth is a virus!
1224
00:55:28,366 --> 00:55:30,117
[clamoring]
1225
00:55:32,203 --> 00:55:35,122
[music continues]
1226
00:55:37,875 --> 00:55:39,918
That's it for music
in the alcove.
1227
00:55:40,002 --> 00:55:41,628
And from now on,
1228
00:55:41,712 --> 00:55:45,340
anyone caught defacing
school property is expelled.
1229
00:55:45,424 --> 00:55:46,883
Deaver on PA: David Deaver
speaking.
1230
00:55:46,968 --> 00:55:48,511
Woman on PA: Now...
Deaver on PA: Who is this?
1231
00:55:48,594 --> 00:55:50,721
Deaver on PA: Who-- who is,
who-- who is this?
1232
00:55:50,805 --> 00:55:51,764
Deaver on PA: You just hold
on a minute there.
1233
00:55:51,848 --> 00:55:53,099
[indistinct scatting from PA]
1234
00:55:53,182 --> 00:55:54,141
Deaver on PA:
David Deaver speaking.
1235
00:55:54,225 --> 00:55:55,809
David Deaver speaking.
1236
00:55:55,893 --> 00:55:58,520
What's-- what's happening?
What's going on?
1237
00:55:58,604 --> 00:55:59,855
It's Mr. Deaver.
1238
00:55:59,939 --> 00:56:02,066
[indistinct scatting on PA]
1239
00:56:03,776 --> 00:56:05,360
Deaver on PA: Who is this?
1240
00:56:05,444 --> 00:56:07,112
[indistinct scatting on PA]
1241
00:56:09,198 --> 00:56:11,283
- It won't stop.
- Turn the speaker system.
1242
00:56:11,367 --> 00:56:13,077
Shut off, shut off
the whole system.
1243
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:14,119
We can't!
1244
00:56:14,203 --> 00:56:16,538
[indistinct scatting on PA]
1245
00:56:25,631 --> 00:56:28,425
Shut down the whole school.
1246
00:56:28,509 --> 00:56:30,177
[indistinct scatting on PA]
1247
00:56:37,059 --> 00:56:38,477
Deaver on PA: You just hold
on a minute there.
1248
00:56:40,146 --> 00:56:42,148
- Alright, Randy--
- Hey, you, check this out.
1249
00:56:42,231 --> 00:56:44,816
You're the TV guy, right?
Hey, you want to interview me?
1250
00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:46,652
'Cause you know I was listening
the first night it was on,
1251
00:56:46,736 --> 00:56:47,695
and I-- I'm like
and I'm amazing.
1252
00:56:47,778 --> 00:56:49,154
Here. Plug it in.
1253
00:56:49,238 --> 00:56:50,906
Mazz: You know,
I used to go here, you know?
1254
00:56:50,990 --> 00:56:53,033
But they kicked me out
for no reason.
1255
00:56:53,117 --> 00:56:54,576
Know what I'm saying?
1256
00:56:54,660 --> 00:56:57,162
Hey, check it out.
School colors, you know?
1257
00:56:57,246 --> 00:56:58,789
It's instant pep rally.
1258
00:56:58,873 --> 00:57:01,375
Gee, the smog's getting worse
and worse in this town.
1259
00:57:01,459 --> 00:57:02,543
Go down on him.
1260
00:57:04,086 --> 00:57:05,629
- Come here, you little--
- Oh-oh.
1261
00:57:05,713 --> 00:57:07,047
- Oh, Mr. Murdock.
- Okay, great.
1262
00:57:07,131 --> 00:57:08,257
Can you direct me to the office?
1263
00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:10,593
Come on!
1264
00:57:10,676 --> 00:57:12,302
This is Shep Sheppard
reporting live
1265
00:57:12,386 --> 00:57:14,346
from deep in the smoke
at Hubert Humphrey High.
1266
00:57:16,057 --> 00:57:17,266
Sit down.
1267
00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:19,018
So anybody mind if I smoke?
1268
00:57:19,101 --> 00:57:21,770
Loretta: You do understand
you're expelled, Mr. Mazzilli.
1269
00:57:21,854 --> 00:57:22,938
That's cool.
1270
00:57:23,022 --> 00:57:25,024
I can quite legally expel you.
1271
00:57:25,107 --> 00:57:28,193
Yo, Loretta, I'm already
expelled. Don't you remember?
1272
00:57:28,277 --> 00:57:31,238
You booted me out
the first week for dress code.
1273
00:57:31,322 --> 00:57:34,241
Then you're trespassing.
How'd you like to be arrested?
1274
00:57:34,325 --> 00:57:35,909
Yeah, that's cool,
too, you know?
1275
00:57:35,993 --> 00:57:37,327
Because I told them cameras
to wait.
1276
00:57:37,411 --> 00:57:39,287
You know,
I got lots to tell them.
1277
00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:41,332
Who's going to believe
anything you say?
1278
00:57:41,415 --> 00:57:43,542
Tell me,
who's gonna believe you?
1279
00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:46,003
Maybe Harry might.
1280
00:57:46,087 --> 00:57:47,838
[indistinct chatter]
1281
00:57:49,590 --> 00:57:50,716
What are you doing?
1282
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,926
It's cool.
We're safe in here.
1283
00:57:54,887 --> 00:57:56,471
- Guess what I heard?
- What?
1284
00:57:56,555 --> 00:57:59,307
Nora: That tall
smug Paige Woodward.
1285
00:57:59,392 --> 00:58:01,352
She burned up
all her shit last night
1286
00:58:01,435 --> 00:58:03,520
right after you suggested it.
1287
00:58:03,604 --> 00:58:05,230
In her kitchen!
1288
00:58:05,314 --> 00:58:09,814
Oh! Her precious pearls
were flying like bullets.
1289
00:58:09,902 --> 00:58:12,195
Her dad was unthrilled.
1290
00:58:14,615 --> 00:58:15,907
What?
1291
00:58:15,992 --> 00:58:17,493
This is out of control.
1292
00:58:17,576 --> 00:58:19,494
Yes!
1293
00:58:19,578 --> 00:58:21,496
Man on PA: Students are
requested to inform
1294
00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:23,832
their parents of an emergency
meeting tonight
1295
00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:26,168
with the PTA
and the school commissioner.
1296
00:58:26,252 --> 00:58:28,170
That's it.
1297
00:58:28,254 --> 00:58:30,339
It's over.
I just hope it isn't too late.
1298
00:58:30,423 --> 00:58:32,967
- Mark.
- Just leave me alone, okay?
1299
00:58:33,050 --> 00:58:34,676
Please.
1300
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:40,891
Oh, yes
1301
00:58:40,975 --> 00:58:42,518
♪ I'm D-- D-- David Deaver ♪
1302
00:58:42,601 --> 00:58:44,477
I And I really really
don't give a damn ♪
1303
00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:46,105
♪ I really don't know anything ♪
1304
00:58:46,188 --> 00:58:47,939
♪ Because I haven't got it ♪
1305
00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:49,567
Have you guys listened
to the "Hard Harry Show?"
1306
00:58:49,650 --> 00:58:52,694
Oh, we would never, ever
listen to trash like that.
1307
00:58:52,778 --> 00:58:55,238
- He's obscene, dude.
- Yo, mom.
1308
00:58:55,322 --> 00:58:58,116
♪ Yo I'm D-- D-- David Deaver ♪♪
1309
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:00,660
[instrumental music]
1310
00:59:00,745 --> 00:59:02,872
[tires screeching]
1311
00:59:13,924 --> 00:59:15,550
Is that box
registered to a name?
1312
00:59:15,634 --> 00:59:17,385
Yes, of course that box
is registered to a name
1313
00:59:17,470 --> 00:59:19,263
but I can't give it out to you.
1314
00:59:19,346 --> 00:59:20,305
But you can to me.
1315
00:59:20,389 --> 00:59:21,640
Yes, sir, I can do it for you.
1316
00:59:21,724 --> 00:59:24,893
I will give it to you instantly.
1317
00:59:24,977 --> 00:59:27,646
That box is rented
to Mr. Charles U. Farley.
1318
00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:29,148
1-1-2-2 Crescent.
1319
00:59:29,231 --> 00:59:31,274
But that's the address
of the school.
1320
00:59:31,358 --> 00:59:34,444
[chuckles]
Chuck U. Farley.
1321
00:59:34,528 --> 00:59:36,821
In a follow up
to Monday's tragic suicide,
1322
00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:38,991
we have a story
on Paige Woodward
1323
00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:40,743
who was a senior
at the same high school
1324
00:59:40,826 --> 00:59:43,370
who, apparently at
the urging of the pirate DJ
1325
00:59:43,454 --> 00:59:45,664
set off an explosion
in her family's home.
1326
00:59:45,748 --> 00:59:46,915
We'll have a full story
at 11:00...
1327
00:59:46,999 --> 00:59:48,458
Are you okay, Mark?
1328
00:59:48,542 --> 00:59:50,460
Don't worry. I'm not gonna
blow up the kitchen.
1329
00:59:50,544 --> 00:59:51,962
Very funny, darling.
1330
00:59:52,046 --> 00:59:53,172
Listen to this.
1331
00:59:53,255 --> 00:59:55,423
...still anonymous
radio operator.
1332
00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:57,468
He's been charged
with criminal solicitation
1333
00:59:57,551 --> 01:00:00,262
in the suicide death
of Malcolm Kaiser.
1334
01:00:00,346 --> 01:00:02,598
Elsewhere...
1335
01:00:02,681 --> 01:00:05,433
Mark, have you ever listened
to this character?
1336
01:00:05,518 --> 01:00:07,311
No, not, not exactly listened.
1337
01:00:07,394 --> 01:00:09,521
Brian: He's knocking the best
school in the district
1338
01:00:09,605 --> 01:00:11,440
and apparently, he goes there.
1339
01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:14,818
Well, dad, it's not exactly
the best school in the district.
1340
01:00:14,902 --> 01:00:16,737
I mean, there are
some problems with it.
1341
01:00:16,821 --> 01:00:18,489
Then I figure
you don't rock the boat
1342
01:00:18,572 --> 01:00:20,740
especially if
you're sitting in it.
1343
01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:22,535
Anyway, we should get going.
I don't want to be late.
1344
01:00:26,330 --> 01:00:28,540
Marla: Come on, Mark.
It's your father's big meeting.
1345
01:00:30,292 --> 01:00:31,626
Good evening.
1346
01:00:31,710 --> 01:00:33,294
On behalf of myself
1347
01:00:33,379 --> 01:00:35,923
and the staff
of Hubert Humphrey High
1348
01:00:36,006 --> 01:00:39,092
I would like to thank you
for turning out in such numbers.
1349
01:00:39,176 --> 01:00:41,887
I congratulate you
on your concerns.
1350
01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:44,348
Now, before we begin
1351
01:00:44,431 --> 01:00:48,184
I would like to introduce
our new school commissioner
1352
01:00:48,269 --> 01:00:51,105
fresh from several
educational triumphs
1353
01:00:51,188 --> 01:00:54,274
on the East Coast,
Brian Hunter.
1354
01:00:54,358 --> 01:00:56,443
[applause]
1355
01:00:58,612 --> 01:01:01,323
Before I introduce the rest
of our speakers for the--
1356
01:01:01,407 --> 01:01:03,158
Excuse me, Mrs. Creswood.
1357
01:01:03,242 --> 01:01:04,743
Can we just skip
the preliminaries
1358
01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:06,954
and find out what you're
doing about all this?
1359
01:01:07,037 --> 01:01:09,372
Well,
when I introduce Mr. Deaver
1360
01:01:09,456 --> 01:01:12,584
he'll talk about our new
24 hour hotline and you'll--
1361
01:01:12,668 --> 01:01:15,170
Wait a minute, the kids
who need the most help
1362
01:01:15,254 --> 01:01:17,005
like the ones with drug problems
1363
01:01:17,089 --> 01:01:18,757
they don't go in
for stuff like that.
1364
01:01:18,841 --> 01:01:20,884
I know kids, I mean,
they just want to be happy.
1365
01:01:20,968 --> 01:01:22,678
Would you please sit down?
1366
01:01:22,761 --> 01:01:26,097
Frankly, this radio person
is the whole problem.
1367
01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:27,474
Are we gonna allow this guy
to be heard
1368
01:01:27,558 --> 01:01:29,142
by anyone who can turn a dial?
1369
01:01:29,226 --> 01:01:30,602
Loretta: Please, one at a time.
1370
01:01:30,686 --> 01:01:32,521
I work with teenage gangs
in the city.
1371
01:01:32,605 --> 01:01:34,440
I say we go after this guy.
1372
01:01:34,523 --> 01:01:36,399
- Yeah. Remove him physically.
- Same old rhetoric!
1373
01:01:36,483 --> 01:01:38,610
- What are you doing to find--
- Loretta: Please! Please!
1374
01:01:38,694 --> 01:01:40,570
We can't have this kind
of meeting.
1375
01:01:40,654 --> 01:01:41,946
This is not the way--
1376
01:01:42,031 --> 01:01:43,657
Everybody, You'll all be heard.
I promise.
1377
01:01:43,741 --> 01:01:46,869
Loretta: Brian, this is my
meeting. I know what I'm doing.
1378
01:01:46,952 --> 01:01:48,870
That's the girl who blew up
her kitchen last night.
1379
01:01:52,583 --> 01:01:54,084
My name is Paige Woodward
and I have something
1380
01:01:54,168 --> 01:01:55,794
to say to you people.
1381
01:01:55,878 --> 01:01:58,714
People are saying that Harry
is introducing bad things
1382
01:01:58,797 --> 01:02:00,381
and encouraging bad things.
1383
01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:02,801
Well, it seems to me these
things were already here.
1384
01:02:02,885 --> 01:02:04,887
Please go and sit.
1385
01:02:04,970 --> 01:02:06,012
My God,
why don't you people listen?
1386
01:02:06,096 --> 01:02:07,388
He's trying to tell you that
1387
01:02:07,473 --> 01:02:08,765
there's something wrong
with this school.
1388
01:02:08,849 --> 01:02:10,600
What are you saying, Paige,
just go--
1389
01:02:10,684 --> 01:02:13,436
Half the people that are here
are on probation of some kind.
1390
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:17,440
We're all really scared
to be who we really are.
1391
01:02:17,524 --> 01:02:19,192
I am not perfect.
1392
01:02:19,276 --> 01:02:22,279
I've just been going through
the motions of being perfect
1393
01:02:22,363 --> 01:02:24,156
and inside, I am screaming!
1394
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:27,451
Loretta:
Paige, you were a model student.
1395
01:02:27,534 --> 01:02:28,493
Why won't you listen?
1396
01:02:28,577 --> 01:02:29,744
Let's hear what she has to say!
1397
01:02:29,828 --> 01:02:31,246
Paige, come back here.
1398
01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:32,664
I want to hear
what you have to say.
1399
01:02:34,375 --> 01:02:35,793
Do you know who he is?
1400
01:02:35,876 --> 01:02:37,836
Are you prepared to do
anything that he says?
1401
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:40,213
Can you hear me?
Don't listen to them!
1402
01:02:40,297 --> 01:02:42,841
Don't listen to any of them!
Stay on!
1403
01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:44,718
Has this affected
your school work?
1404
01:02:44,802 --> 01:02:46,845
Stand hard!
1405
01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:48,472
What do your parents
think about this?
1406
01:02:49,348 --> 01:02:50,557
[screaming]
1407
01:02:50,641 --> 01:02:51,683
Are you on drugs?
1408
01:02:52,393 --> 01:02:53,727
Talk hard!
1409
01:02:53,811 --> 01:02:55,687
[screaming]
1410
01:02:57,731 --> 01:02:59,858
[clamoring]
1411
01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:02,402
I got a lot of homework.
I'm gonna take off, alright?
1412
01:03:02,486 --> 01:03:06,781
Mark, I know why you're
really going home.
1413
01:03:06,865 --> 01:03:09,200
'Cause you want to listen
to that show tonight, don't you?
1414
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:12,204
[instrumental music]
1415
01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:30,760
♪ I am responsible ♪
1416
01:03:32,516 --> 01:03:35,018
Yo, Paige.
1417
01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:37,270
♪ Ready to take the fool ♪
1418
01:03:37,354 --> 01:03:39,272
♪ Pill ♪
1419
01:03:39,356 --> 01:03:42,317
♪ Waiting for the flow ♪
1420
01:03:42,401 --> 01:03:44,903
♪ Looking out for the sun ♪
1421
01:03:44,987 --> 01:03:45,988
Let's go.
1422
01:03:46,071 --> 01:03:47,197
♪ Watch them wain ♪
1423
01:03:47,281 --> 01:03:48,448
Frank, come on, let's go.
1424
01:03:48,532 --> 01:03:49,824
♪ Men and gem ♪
1425
01:03:49,908 --> 01:03:51,075
Hey!
1426
01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:55,038
♪ Picture lips ♪
1427
01:03:56,457 --> 01:03:59,376
♪ Longing strings ♪
1428
01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:02,171
♪ The dentist says ♪
1429
01:04:02,254 --> 01:04:04,631
♪ To look within ♪
1430
01:04:11,138 --> 01:04:13,390
♪ I've got a miniature ♪
1431
01:04:13,474 --> 01:04:16,727
♪ Secret camera ♪♪
1432
01:04:16,810 --> 01:04:19,103
[fire crackling]
1433
01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:24,526
Hi.
1434
01:04:28,322 --> 01:04:29,614
What are you doing?
1435
01:04:31,533 --> 01:04:33,076
Those your letters?
1436
01:04:35,788 --> 01:04:36,747
[fire crackling]
1437
01:04:37,498 --> 01:04:38,957
You having fun?
1438
01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:40,083
Yeah.
1439
01:04:42,086 --> 01:04:44,088
[fire blazing]
1440
01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:49,259
Hey.
1441
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,846
Here. I took some of these
off the wall for you.
1442
01:04:52,930 --> 01:04:55,098
I mistakenly thought
you might want them.
1443
01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:59,895
Thanks.
1444
01:04:59,978 --> 01:05:02,021
So I guess you're not
going on tonight.
1445
01:05:03,774 --> 01:05:05,150
Brilliant.
1446
01:05:07,778 --> 01:05:09,237
Is this all just a game to you?
1447
01:05:10,697 --> 01:05:12,156
You know, you can't
just shout “fire"
1448
01:05:12,241 --> 01:05:13,492
in a theater and then walk out.
1449
01:05:13,575 --> 01:05:15,201
You, you have a responsibility
1450
01:05:15,285 --> 01:05:17,328
to the people who believe
in you.
1451
01:05:17,413 --> 01:05:21,041
What is this?
Come on, say something.
1452
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:23,293
Say anything!
1453
01:05:23,377 --> 01:05:27,130
Open your mouth and say "get the
hell out of here, bitch."
1454
01:05:27,214 --> 01:05:29,758
- I can't.
- You can't what?
1455
01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:33,595
I can't talk.
1456
01:05:33,679 --> 01:05:35,555
Sure you can talk.
1457
01:05:35,639 --> 01:05:37,390
I can't talk to you!
1458
01:05:44,606 --> 01:05:46,608
[machine whirring]
1459
01:05:48,110 --> 01:05:49,319
Hard Harry:
I got a letter from
1460
01:05:49,403 --> 01:05:51,905
this guy who has a problem.
1461
01:05:51,989 --> 01:05:54,324
He can't talk.
1462
01:05:54,408 --> 01:05:57,786
I mean, he can talk,
but never when he wants to,
1463
01:05:57,870 --> 01:06:00,122
not, not to girls,
not to people.
1464
01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:03,458
What did they say, around FM 92?
1465
01:06:03,542 --> 01:06:04,793
Yeah.
1466
01:06:06,753 --> 01:06:09,046
I can't believe
it's as bad as they say.
1467
01:06:09,131 --> 01:06:10,757
Hard Harry: He just opened up
his mouth,
1468
01:06:10,841 --> 01:06:12,801
and nothing came out.
1469
01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:17,385
Then this jerk finds somebody
that he likes
1470
01:06:17,764 --> 01:06:19,724
which is probably the worst
thing that can happen
1471
01:06:19,808 --> 01:06:22,727
to a person that can't talk.
1472
01:06:22,811 --> 01:06:26,272
[sighs] So I mean I don't know
what to tell this guy
1473
01:06:26,356 --> 01:06:29,108
because lately,
every time I give advice
1474
01:06:29,193 --> 01:06:30,736
the fit hits the shan.
1475
01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:33,822
[sighs] So...
1476
01:06:35,073 --> 01:06:37,075
I don't know, maybe the...
1477
01:06:38,535 --> 01:06:40,119
best thing to do is just
1478
01:06:41,538 --> 01:06:43,039
turn around...
1479
01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:45,917
face the music
1480
01:06:47,628 --> 01:06:49,504
and try to talk.
1481
01:06:53,509 --> 01:06:54,927
[knocks on door]
1482
01:06:55,010 --> 01:06:56,970
Marla: Mark?
- Fuck.
1483
01:06:57,971 --> 01:06:59,597
Damn it. Coming!
1484
01:06:59,681 --> 01:07:02,475
Mark, it's just us.
We want to come in for a minute.
1485
01:07:02,559 --> 01:07:04,811
Oh, yeah, just-- just
give me a second here!
1486
01:07:07,189 --> 01:07:09,941
Uh. Two seconds!
1487
01:07:11,026 --> 01:07:12,444
Mark, unlock the door.
1488
01:07:14,112 --> 01:07:17,490
Marla: Mark, can you hear us?
- Yes, yes.
1489
01:07:17,574 --> 01:07:19,075
- We wanna come in for a minute.
- We know you're in there.
1490
01:07:19,159 --> 01:07:21,077
Open the goddamn door!
1491
01:07:21,161 --> 01:07:22,203
On my way!
1492
01:07:22,287 --> 01:07:23,454
[knocking on door]
1493
01:07:25,082 --> 01:07:26,750
Hi.
1494
01:07:26,833 --> 01:07:28,501
Your mother and I have been
out there for five minutes.
1495
01:07:28,585 --> 01:07:29,669
What the hell are you doing
in here?
1496
01:07:31,046 --> 01:07:32,380
I was just reading.
1497
01:07:33,715 --> 01:07:35,466
Oh, come on, Mark.
We heard you.
1498
01:07:35,551 --> 01:07:37,302
We heard you talking, alright?
1499
01:07:37,386 --> 01:07:38,970
Yeah. I was-- I was
reading aloud.
1500
01:07:39,054 --> 01:07:42,474
Oh, come on. You really
expect us to believe that?
1501
01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:44,101
Okay, I'll tell you the truth.
1502
01:07:45,310 --> 01:07:46,853
He was talking to me.
1503
01:07:49,064 --> 01:07:52,442
Hi. I'm... I'm Nora Diniro.
1504
01:07:52,526 --> 01:07:53,735
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.
1505
01:07:53,819 --> 01:07:55,362
- Oh, hi.
- How do you do?
1506
01:07:55,445 --> 01:07:56,988
I was afraid you'd be mad at me
1507
01:07:57,072 --> 01:07:58,990
for interrupting Mark's
homework.
1508
01:07:59,074 --> 01:08:00,867
Oh, uh, no. Not at all.
That's fine.
1509
01:08:00,951 --> 01:08:02,827
You don't know how happy
we are to meet you.
1510
01:08:02,911 --> 01:08:04,787
Yeah. Really.
1511
01:08:04,871 --> 01:08:06,163
Well, listen, I gotta go
1512
01:08:06,248 --> 01:08:08,541
but um, it was really nice
to have met you.
1513
01:08:10,961 --> 01:08:12,712
- Bye, Mark.
- No, no. You don't have to go.
1514
01:08:12,796 --> 01:08:14,464
It's alright.
Mark, she doesn't have to go.
1515
01:08:14,548 --> 01:08:17,092
- We'll leave you alone.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
1516
01:08:17,175 --> 01:08:19,093
You've been a bad dog,
haven't you?
1517
01:08:19,177 --> 01:08:20,178
Brian...
1518
01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:21,471
You know, for a second there
1519
01:08:21,555 --> 01:08:23,598
we actually thought
you were that
1520
01:08:23,682 --> 01:08:25,350
that crazy DJ character.
1521
01:08:27,394 --> 01:08:30,397
Maybe he's not that crazy, dad.
1522
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,106
Right. Very funny.
1523
01:08:32,190 --> 01:08:34,317
Go get her. Come on.
1524
01:08:36,737 --> 01:08:38,447
You know that's my idea
of homework.
1525
01:08:38,530 --> 01:08:39,989
Yeah.
1526
01:08:45,912 --> 01:08:47,371
[machine whirring]
1527
01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:50,167
Sorry about that, folks.
Technical difficulties.
1528
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:56,422
Happens all the time
in professional radio.
1529
01:08:56,506 --> 01:08:59,800
Let's say, who do we have out
there tonight, huh?
1530
01:08:59,885 --> 01:09:02,804
The usual band
of teenage malcontents?
1531
01:09:03,930 --> 01:09:05,306
I certainly hope so
1532
01:09:05,390 --> 01:09:06,974
because Hard Harry's feeling
1533
01:09:07,059 --> 01:09:08,143
kind of rude tonight.
1534
01:09:09,144 --> 01:09:11,521
[farting on tape]
1535
01:09:13,523 --> 01:09:14,857
And she's so pretty, too.
1536
01:09:16,068 --> 01:09:17,027
She sure is.
1537
01:09:17,110 --> 01:09:19,153
That little lech.
1538
01:09:19,237 --> 01:09:21,489
Well, like father, like son.
1539
01:09:22,491 --> 01:09:24,701
Oh! I feel good!
1540
01:09:24,785 --> 01:09:26,286
Damn!
1541
01:09:26,370 --> 01:09:29,539
[grunts] Well, well, well,
the big news.
1542
01:09:29,623 --> 01:09:32,917
Emergency PTA meeting
to discuss, yours truly!
1543
01:09:33,001 --> 01:09:35,461
Yes, all of the professionals
have come out
1544
01:09:35,545 --> 01:09:36,879
to talk about little old me
1545
01:09:36,963 --> 01:09:38,923
and now they've all
run home to tune in
1546
01:09:39,007 --> 01:09:41,300
and listen to what they've
all been talking about.
1547
01:09:41,385 --> 01:09:44,262
They say that I am deluded
1548
01:09:44,346 --> 01:09:47,140
demented, deranged!
1549
01:09:47,224 --> 01:09:49,184
Well, guess what I say!
1550
01:09:49,267 --> 01:09:50,851
All: So be it!
1551
01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:53,521
Hard Harry: I say rise up
in the cafeteria
1552
01:09:53,605 --> 01:09:55,982
and stab them
with your plastic forks!
1553
01:09:56,066 --> 01:09:59,194
I say flogging and flagellation
for Miss Creswood!
1554
01:09:59,277 --> 01:10:02,029
She gets a hundred lashes
for every single kid
1555
01:10:02,114 --> 01:10:04,241
that she has hounded
out of that fucking place!
1556
01:10:04,324 --> 01:10:07,827
I say down
with all guidance counselors!
1557
01:10:07,911 --> 01:10:09,329
Make them work for a living!
1558
01:10:09,413 --> 01:10:10,997
I can't stay away from this man!
1559
01:10:11,081 --> 01:10:12,957
Oh, I gotta give him
another call!
1560
01:10:14,084 --> 01:10:15,335
Here I come, Deav.
1561
01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:19,297
Woman on phone: Hotline.
Believe it or not, we care.
1562
01:10:19,381 --> 01:10:21,674
Hi, Believe It or Not,
this is Hard Harry
1563
01:10:21,758 --> 01:10:25,595
and I would like the pleasure
of speaking with Mr. Deaver.
1564
01:10:25,679 --> 01:10:27,931
Just a moment.
I'll see if he's available.
1565
01:10:28,014 --> 01:10:30,474
Hard Harry: I love it.
They just put me on hold.
1566
01:10:31,727 --> 01:10:33,687
[sighs] I'm waiting for you.
1567
01:10:35,355 --> 01:10:38,775
You can run,
but you cannot hide, Mr. Deaver.
1568
01:10:38,859 --> 01:10:40,694
Waitin' for the Deav.
1569
01:10:40,777 --> 01:10:43,196
Hello, my young friend.
1570
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,781
You're in on it,
right, Mr. Deaver?
1571
01:10:44,865 --> 01:10:46,700
It's all over, son.
1572
01:10:46,783 --> 01:10:48,618
This phone call
has been traced
1573
01:10:48,702 --> 01:10:50,954
and whoever you are,
1574
01:10:51,788 --> 01:10:52,914
you're history.
1575
01:10:52,998 --> 01:10:54,958
[siren wailing]
1576
01:10:58,962 --> 01:11:01,506
[exhales] Well...
1577
01:11:05,969 --> 01:11:07,136
So be it.
1578
01:11:08,096 --> 01:11:09,305
Hallelujah.
1579
01:11:14,811 --> 01:11:17,021
[siren wailing]
1580
01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:24,654
Shit.
Don't just sit there, man. Run!
1581
01:11:27,699 --> 01:11:29,534
[siren wailing]
1582
01:11:34,831 --> 01:11:36,207
[indistinct chatter]
1583
01:11:38,168 --> 01:11:40,795
Don't worry about me.
1584
01:11:40,879 --> 01:11:42,422
I'm alright.
1585
01:11:42,506 --> 01:11:44,716
See, I'll bet
what's happening out there
1586
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:48,261
is that the police are busting
some poor little old couple
1587
01:11:48,345 --> 01:11:49,888
who've been unknowingly
1588
01:11:49,971 --> 01:11:51,639
supplying me
with my phone feed.
1589
01:11:51,723 --> 01:11:53,558
There's a phone line
coming into the shed here.
1590
01:11:53,642 --> 01:11:56,061
[indistinct chatter]
1591
01:11:59,689 --> 01:12:01,732
Man 4: There's the transmitter
1592
01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:03,318
which means the receiver
could be in any house
1593
01:12:03,401 --> 01:12:04,860
within a thousand yards of here.
1594
01:12:04,945 --> 01:12:07,155
I am everywhere.
1595
01:12:07,239 --> 01:12:11,739
I am inside each and every
single one of you.
1596
01:12:11,993 --> 01:12:14,704
Just look in,
and I will be there
1597
01:12:14,788 --> 01:12:16,039
waving out at you
1598
01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:19,667
naked
1599
01:12:19,751 --> 01:12:21,919
wearing only a cock ring.
1600
01:12:22,003 --> 01:12:23,212
[Mark laughing]
1601
01:12:25,674 --> 01:12:29,386
Oh, time flies
when you're on the run.
1602
01:12:29,469 --> 01:12:31,679
I'm gonna cut out now
with this unusual song
1603
01:12:31,763 --> 01:12:33,347
I'm dedicating to, uh,
1604
01:12:34,891 --> 01:12:36,767
an unusual person
1605
01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:38,603
who makes me feel kind of...
1606
01:12:40,063 --> 01:12:41,606
unusual
1607
01:12:41,690 --> 01:12:44,609
[instrumental music]
1608
01:12:58,248 --> 01:13:00,375
♪ So many people ♪
1609
01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:03,670
♪ Come walking by ♪
1610
01:13:05,505 --> 01:13:07,798
♪ Looking so happy ♪
1611
01:13:07,883 --> 01:13:10,302
♪ When all I do is cry ♪
1612
01:13:12,637 --> 01:13:15,348
♪ I just wanna be ♪
1613
01:13:15,432 --> 01:13:17,559
♪ With somebody too ♪
1614
01:13:19,269 --> 01:13:21,562
♪ What I'd give for a kiss ♪
1615
01:13:22,814 --> 01:13:26,692
♪ What am I gonna do ♪
1616
01:13:26,776 --> 01:13:30,654
♪ Why can't I fall in love ♪
1617
01:13:35,118 --> 01:13:36,494
It's okay.
You don't have to talk.
1618
01:13:39,581 --> 01:13:40,790
You don't have
to say anything
1619
01:13:40,874 --> 01:13:42,333
and you don't
have to do anything
1620
01:13:45,045 --> 01:13:46,212
unless you want to.
1621
01:13:50,508 --> 01:13:52,468
You're so different.
1622
01:13:59,643 --> 01:14:00,685
I meant...
1623
01:14:01,645 --> 01:14:02,979
you're so fearless.
1624
01:14:07,233 --> 01:14:10,110
I wish I could be like you.
1625
01:14:10,195 --> 01:14:11,529
You are.
1626
01:14:11,613 --> 01:14:13,740
♪ Why can't I fall in love ♪
1627
01:14:13,823 --> 01:14:15,407
I wish...
1628
01:14:15,492 --> 01:14:16,910
I could say things to you.
1629
01:14:18,578 --> 01:14:19,620
You do.
1630
01:14:21,581 --> 01:14:23,791
♪ It's always been me ♪
1631
01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:25,376
Everything's so strange.
1632
01:14:26,711 --> 01:14:28,254
Yeah.
1633
01:14:28,338 --> 01:14:30,673
♪ In my misery ♪
1634
01:14:30,757 --> 01:14:32,175
Maybe we're just crazy.
1635
01:14:33,802 --> 01:14:35,386
So be it.
1636
01:14:35,470 --> 01:14:37,180
♪ And change where I'm at ♪
1637
01:14:37,263 --> 01:14:38,347
♪ Where I'm at ♪
1638
01:14:40,934 --> 01:14:42,268
♪ But the same old questions ♪
1639
01:14:42,352 --> 01:14:44,854
♪ Keep flowing back ♪
1640
01:14:46,898 --> 01:14:50,985
♪ Why can't I fall in love ♪
1641
01:14:54,030 --> 01:14:57,742
♪ I know she's out
there waiting ♪
1642
01:14:57,826 --> 01:15:00,495
♪ It's time fall ♪
1643
01:15:00,578 --> 01:15:04,206
♪ In love ♪
1644
01:15:04,290 --> 01:15:05,291
♪ And let her know ♪
1645
01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:06,334
♪ Let her know ♪
1646
01:15:06,418 --> 01:15:07,419
♪ Just how I feel ♪
1647
01:15:07,502 --> 01:15:08,586
♪ Just how I feel ♪
1648
01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:11,255
♪ Give it up or give it all ♪
1649
01:15:12,590 --> 01:15:14,633
♪ Something tells me ♪
1650
01:15:14,718 --> 01:15:17,721
♪ This can be real ♪
1651
01:15:17,804 --> 01:15:18,763
[siren wailing]
1652
01:15:18,847 --> 01:15:20,682
[indistinct chatter]
1653
01:15:20,765 --> 01:15:22,391
It's the cops.
1654
01:15:22,475 --> 01:15:24,351
It's okay. I think they're just
dropping off my neighbor.
1655
01:15:25,937 --> 01:15:27,355
[indistinct chatter]
1656
01:15:30,692 --> 01:15:32,360
[chuckles]
1657
01:15:34,863 --> 01:15:36,072
So...
1658
01:15:36,156 --> 01:15:37,740
Are you really
wearing a cock ring?
1659
01:15:39,534 --> 01:15:41,369
I've never even seen one.
1660
01:15:41,453 --> 01:15:43,246
Oh, yeah?
1661
01:15:43,329 --> 01:15:45,247
Yeah, I read about 'em
in a magazine.
1662
01:15:45,331 --> 01:15:46,999
Maybe I don't believe you.
1663
01:15:47,083 --> 01:15:49,335
What... What are you doing?
I have neighbors.
1664
01:15:49,419 --> 01:15:50,378
Stop!
1665
01:15:53,673 --> 01:15:55,257
So you can talk
when you want to.
1666
01:15:58,261 --> 01:15:59,512
Yes, I can.
1667
01:15:59,596 --> 01:16:03,182
♪ I know she's out
there waiting ♪
1668
01:16:03,266 --> 01:16:06,894
♪ It's time it's time ♪
1669
01:16:06,978 --> 01:16:10,773
♪ Why can't I fall in love ♪
1670
01:16:10,857 --> 01:16:14,402
Maybe we should pause
for station identification.
1671
01:16:17,113 --> 01:16:19,073
I-- I-- I gotta go.
1672
01:16:19,157 --> 01:16:21,450
♪ So hard to find ♪
1673
01:16:21,534 --> 01:16:25,329
♪ Why can't I fall
in love ♪
1674
01:16:26,456 --> 01:16:28,583
♪ Tell me ♪
1675
01:16:28,666 --> 01:16:32,294
♪ I know she's out
there waiting ♪♪
1676
01:16:32,378 --> 01:16:35,297
It's three days since the death
of Malcolm Kaiser
1677
01:16:35,381 --> 01:16:38,050
and state and local officials
still have little idea
1678
01:16:38,134 --> 01:16:40,719
of the identity
of this so-called Hard Harry
1679
01:16:40,804 --> 01:16:44,265
although many are convinced
he is a student at this school.
1680
01:16:44,349 --> 01:16:47,268
[indistinct chatter]
1681
01:17:01,699 --> 01:17:02,783
- Hi.
- Hi.
1682
01:17:02,867 --> 01:17:05,119
[indistinct chatter]
1683
01:17:08,081 --> 01:17:09,499
You, you okay?
1684
01:17:12,043 --> 01:17:13,252
Yeah.
1685
01:17:15,797 --> 01:17:17,006
You?
1686
01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:18,049
Yeah.
1687
01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:21,052
[instrumental music]
1688
01:17:36,776 --> 01:17:38,444
[laughing]
1689
01:17:38,528 --> 01:17:41,447
[music continues]
1690
01:18:04,596 --> 01:18:05,930
[chuckling]
1691
01:18:06,014 --> 01:18:08,933
[music continues]
1692
01:18:34,584 --> 01:18:37,336
This is deep.
Your message is out there.
1693
01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:39,046
"The truth is a virus."
1694
01:18:39,130 --> 01:18:40,089
Oh, God.
1695
01:18:42,467 --> 01:18:44,177
Jesus, this whole thing
is making me ill.
1696
01:18:45,553 --> 01:18:47,137
Mark, what is with you?
1697
01:18:47,222 --> 01:18:49,057
Look, Nora,
last night was a mistake.
1698
01:18:49,140 --> 01:18:51,058
I'm not going on anymore.
That's it, it's over.
1699
01:18:51,142 --> 01:18:53,310
- But you're so close.
- Close to what?
1700
01:18:53,394 --> 01:18:55,104
To getting your message out.
1701
01:18:55,188 --> 01:18:56,439
Listen, this is my life
you're screwing
1702
01:18:56,522 --> 01:18:57,898
around with here, you know?
1703
01:18:57,982 --> 01:19:00,234
Not anymore, it isn't.
This is everyone's life.
1704
01:19:00,318 --> 01:19:02,445
Mark, you can't leave it like
this. People are confused.
1705
01:19:02,528 --> 01:19:03,779
- Well, so am I.
- Mark.
1706
01:19:03,863 --> 01:19:05,281
- The thing's fucked up!
- No!
1707
01:19:05,365 --> 01:19:07,909
- It's crazy!
- No. The world is fucked up.
1708
01:19:07,992 --> 01:19:09,410
Just like you said.
1709
01:19:09,494 --> 01:19:12,788
Don't you see
that you're the voice?
1710
01:19:12,872 --> 01:19:14,832
You're-- you're the voice
you were waiting for.
1711
01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:16,000
You're completely nuts.
1712
01:19:19,337 --> 01:19:21,213
Yeah, well, you make me nuts.
1713
01:19:22,590 --> 01:19:24,633
[indistinct chatter]
1714
01:19:28,012 --> 01:19:29,388
Oh, excuse me.
1715
01:19:29,472 --> 01:19:31,640
Young lady,
would you come along with us?
1716
01:19:31,724 --> 01:19:34,685
Donald, come along.
Miss Diniro.
1717
01:19:34,769 --> 01:19:36,145
Will you come along
with us, please.
1718
01:19:36,229 --> 01:19:37,730
What are we being busted for?
1719
01:19:37,814 --> 01:19:39,440
Well we checked your files,
we'll see.
1720
01:19:40,275 --> 01:19:41,442
Come along.
1721
01:19:43,778 --> 01:19:45,905
No, Brian,
everything is under control.
1722
01:19:45,989 --> 01:19:48,074
I've just ordered
psychiatric evaluations
1723
01:19:48,157 --> 01:19:51,869
on a couple of the key
troublemakers, and I...
1724
01:19:51,953 --> 01:19:55,665
I can do whatever I like.
It's my school, commissioner.
1725
01:19:55,748 --> 01:19:57,040
No, you're not coming over here.
1726
01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:58,584
It would only upset me more.
Good-bye.
1727
01:20:00,044 --> 01:20:03,338
Well, shall we have a look
at these files?
1728
01:20:03,423 --> 01:20:06,717
Or shall we discuss
the identity of our DJ friend?
1729
01:20:06,801 --> 01:20:09,011
[typewriter key clacking]
1730
01:20:10,513 --> 01:20:12,681
Mark on tape: Say no more,
Mr. Nice Guy!
1731
01:20:12,765 --> 01:20:14,349
Oh, God!
1732
01:20:14,434 --> 01:20:17,395
Kick out the jams,
motherfuckers!
1733
01:20:17,478 --> 01:20:20,314
[indistinct chatter]
1734
01:20:20,398 --> 01:20:22,942
Don't push me, people.
You understand that, huh?
1735
01:20:23,026 --> 01:20:24,235
- Hey!
- Huh.
1736
01:20:24,319 --> 01:20:25,278
Man 5: Ha!
Man 6: Ha!
1737
01:20:25,361 --> 01:20:27,071
[whistling]
1738
01:20:28,573 --> 01:20:31,200
They got forced
to take me back.
1739
01:20:31,284 --> 01:20:33,494
[cheering]
1740
01:20:33,578 --> 01:20:35,079
- Where you going?
- Yo, I'm putting this up.
1741
01:20:35,163 --> 01:20:36,581
You're not putting anything.
Get off the campus.
1742
01:20:36,664 --> 01:20:37,665
Yo, put it on my desk.
1743
01:20:37,749 --> 01:20:38,916
You're not supposed to be here.
1744
01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,584
Hey, hey, what's the matter,
Murdock?
1745
01:20:40,668 --> 01:20:42,086
- You're getting so tense.
- Get outta here.
1746
01:20:42,170 --> 01:20:43,379
You're not supposed to be here.
1747
01:20:43,463 --> 01:20:44,422
What do you wanna, slam me?
1748
01:20:44,505 --> 01:20:45,839
Donald, I'm a big fan of yours.
1749
01:20:45,923 --> 01:20:47,007
Can I get an autograph?
1750
01:20:47,091 --> 01:20:48,926
[grunting]
1751
01:20:49,010 --> 01:20:50,803
[clamoring]
1752
01:20:50,887 --> 01:20:52,513
Stop! That's enough!
1753
01:20:52,597 --> 01:20:54,098
What's wrong with you?
1754
01:20:54,182 --> 01:20:55,683
He was beating up students.
1755
01:20:55,767 --> 01:20:57,643
- What's wrong with this school?
- Control yourself.
1756
01:20:57,727 --> 01:20:59,353
I will not!
I want an answer!
1757
01:20:59,437 --> 01:21:01,522
Or suffer the consequences.
1758
01:21:01,606 --> 01:21:03,274
What are you talking about?
1759
01:21:03,358 --> 01:21:04,817
I'm talking about
your dismissal.
1760
01:21:06,152 --> 01:21:08,237
[birds chirping]
1761
01:21:08,321 --> 01:21:11,240
[indistinct chatter]
1762
01:21:20,666 --> 01:21:23,585
[indistinct chatter
1763
01:21:27,131 --> 01:21:30,384
Nora, I've been looking
all over for you.
1764
01:21:30,468 --> 01:21:32,511
I-- I just wanted to apologize
1765
01:21:32,595 --> 01:21:34,221
for saying that you were nuts.
1766
01:21:34,305 --> 01:21:35,848
Forget it.
1767
01:21:35,932 --> 01:21:37,683
Look...
1768
01:21:37,767 --> 01:21:39,435
FCC, you know what that means?
1769
01:21:41,270 --> 01:21:44,147
Yeah, it means Federal
Communications Commission.
1770
01:21:44,232 --> 01:21:47,568
They can drive around
and triangulate
1771
01:21:47,652 --> 01:21:50,988
wherever the hell the radio
signal's coming from.
1772
01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:52,740
Yes, I know exactly
what it means.
1773
01:21:52,824 --> 01:21:55,451
Yeah, so fuck it, right?
I mean it's over.
1774
01:21:55,535 --> 01:21:57,245
Frankly, I don't even
give a shit anymore.
1775
01:21:58,246 --> 01:21:59,789
What the hell's wrong?
1776
01:22:03,709 --> 01:22:05,210
I just got expelled.
1777
01:22:07,588 --> 01:22:08,839
What the hell
are you talking about?
1778
01:22:10,007 --> 01:22:11,508
I'm failing math.
1779
01:22:13,636 --> 01:22:15,554
They can't kick you
out for that.
1780
01:22:15,638 --> 01:22:17,306
I've been cutting classes,
and I'm way over the limit.
1781
01:22:17,390 --> 01:22:18,849
They didn't tell me till now.
1782
01:22:18,933 --> 01:22:21,143
So, so that just deserves
a suspension, right?
1783
01:22:21,227 --> 01:22:24,813
Well, then I said "fuck you"
to Creswood.
1784
01:22:24,897 --> 01:22:26,690
You...
You should have seen her face.
1785
01:22:26,774 --> 01:22:28,484
She was so happy,
she said thank you.
1786
01:22:29,652 --> 01:22:31,570
This school sucks!
1787
01:22:31,654 --> 01:22:33,155
Jesus Christ.
1788
01:22:33,239 --> 01:22:36,075
This is why I don't even care...
No, just leave it alone!
1789
01:22:36,159 --> 01:22:37,618
There's nothing
you can do about it.
1790
01:22:40,955 --> 01:22:42,790
Jan: Hunter, wait a minute!
1791
01:22:42,874 --> 01:22:44,792
I just wanted...
1792
01:22:46,127 --> 01:22:47,253
to say good-bye
1793
01:22:47,336 --> 01:22:48,670
uh, and good luck.
1794
01:22:49,922 --> 01:22:50,881
Why?
1795
01:22:50,965 --> 01:22:53,384
I was fired. I made a mistake.
1796
01:22:53,468 --> 01:22:55,094
I thought I could change things.
1797
01:22:55,178 --> 01:22:57,597
I forgot
you don't rock the boat.
1798
01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:58,972
Especially when you're in it.
1799
01:23:00,558 --> 01:23:01,684
Hey, come on, chin up.
1800
01:23:06,397 --> 01:23:09,316
[indistinct chatter]
1801
01:23:11,777 --> 01:23:13,403
Loretta, what in the hell's
happening here?
1802
01:23:13,488 --> 01:23:15,531
It's the troublemakers.
1803
01:23:15,615 --> 01:23:18,492
You can't run a top school
with troublemakers in the mix.
1804
01:23:18,576 --> 01:23:20,911
Okay, so what exactly
is a troublemaker?
1805
01:23:20,995 --> 01:23:23,872
Someone who has
no interest in education.
1806
01:23:23,956 --> 01:23:26,667
Oh, come on, that includes
every teenager I know.
1807
01:23:26,751 --> 01:23:28,335
Can't you understand
1808
01:23:28,419 --> 01:23:31,588
that nothing is more important
than a good education?
1809
01:23:31,672 --> 01:23:33,048
Except the basic right to it.
1810
01:23:34,926 --> 01:23:36,385
The point is,
1811
01:23:36,469 --> 01:23:38,345
I have the highest average
1812
01:23:38,429 --> 01:23:40,806
SAT scores in the state.
1813
01:23:40,890 --> 01:23:42,099
Yeah, but how?
1814
01:23:42,183 --> 01:23:44,602
I stand by my record.
1815
01:23:44,685 --> 01:23:47,604
[indistinct chatter]
1816
01:23:49,190 --> 01:23:52,109
[instrumental music]
1817
01:23:55,947 --> 01:23:57,198
[phone ringing]
1818
01:23:57,281 --> 01:24:00,200
[music continues]
1819
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,043
[engine revving]
1820
01:24:10,127 --> 01:24:12,546
Shep: There he is. Mr. Watts,
Mr. Watts.
1821
01:24:12,630 --> 01:24:14,006
Shep Sheppard,
Channel Six news here.
1822
01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:17,301
- Good evening.
- Evening.
1823
01:24:19,554 --> 01:24:22,014
Shep: How does Washington intend
to deal with this situation?
1824
01:24:22,098 --> 01:24:24,975
We at the FCC feel
that democracy is all about
1825
01:24:25,059 --> 01:24:28,062
protecting the rights
of the ordinary citizen.
1826
01:24:28,145 --> 01:24:31,022
Unregulated radio
would result in programming
1827
01:24:31,107 --> 01:24:32,858
of the lowest
common denominator
1828
01:24:32,942 --> 01:24:34,318
the rule of the mob.
1829
01:24:36,654 --> 01:24:38,656
This is vandalism,
not free expression.
1830
01:24:38,739 --> 01:24:41,658
[instrumental music]
1831
01:24:56,882 --> 01:24:59,801
[indistinct chatter]
1832
01:24:59,885 --> 01:25:02,804
[music continues]
1833
01:25:13,524 --> 01:25:15,442
Hey, NBC's here,
and if he goes on
1834
01:25:15,526 --> 01:25:17,236
they're gonna rebroadcast
him nationally.
1835
01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,071
There's no way he can go on.
It's too risky.
1836
01:25:19,155 --> 01:25:20,281
Oh, God, come on.
1837
01:25:20,364 --> 01:25:23,283
[music continues]
1838
01:25:32,168 --> 01:25:33,961
[fireworks bursting]
1839
01:25:34,045 --> 01:25:36,839
[screaming]
1840
01:25:36,922 --> 01:25:39,841
[fireworks bursting]
1841
01:25:41,260 --> 01:25:43,428
[indistinct singing]
1842
01:25:43,512 --> 01:25:45,138
[clamoring]
1843
01:25:52,271 --> 01:25:54,356
[indistinct chatter]
1844
01:25:56,776 --> 01:25:59,069
[fire blazing]
1845
01:25:59,153 --> 01:26:01,446
[cheering]
1846
01:26:03,783 --> 01:26:06,202
[upbeat music]
1847
01:26:12,625 --> 01:26:14,251
Okay, everybody, everybody
1848
01:26:14,335 --> 01:26:16,045
ten seconds
till “Happy Harry Hard-on."
1849
01:26:17,588 --> 01:26:19,047
Eight, seven
1850
01:26:19,131 --> 01:26:21,591
six, five, four
1851
01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:23,678
three, two, one.
1852
01:26:23,761 --> 01:26:25,095
[cheering]
1853
01:26:25,179 --> 01:26:26,388
Harry!
1854
01:26:27,598 --> 01:26:29,266
Man 7: Harry!
1855
01:26:29,350 --> 01:26:31,643
[clamoring]
1856
01:26:33,604 --> 01:26:35,772
Come on. We're right here
waiting for you right now.
1857
01:26:38,067 --> 01:26:40,235
[clamoring]
1858
01:26:42,822 --> 01:26:45,741
[insects chirping]
1859
01:26:54,583 --> 01:26:56,543
- Hi.
- Hi.
1860
01:26:58,754 --> 01:27:00,756
Are you okay?
1861
01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:02,466
Yeah, fine, great.
1862
01:27:02,550 --> 01:27:04,051
Never been better.
1863
01:27:07,263 --> 01:27:09,848
- We started something here.
- We?
1864
01:27:09,932 --> 01:27:12,059
Mark: Alright,
I-- I started it, but...
1865
01:27:12,143 --> 01:27:15,521
now I... I need your help
to finish it.
1866
01:27:18,816 --> 01:27:21,109
Nora, I need you.
1867
01:27:24,113 --> 01:27:25,239
Well, it's about time.
1868
01:27:26,657 --> 01:27:28,241
I've got something to show you.
1869
01:27:29,869 --> 01:27:31,871
Is it bigger than a baby's arm?
1870
01:27:31,954 --> 01:27:33,622
[laughing]
1871
01:27:33,706 --> 01:27:34,957
No. It's outside.
1872
01:27:37,209 --> 01:27:39,044
[Nora chuckles]
Oh, wow.
1873
01:27:40,087 --> 01:27:41,713
Mark: It's my mom's Jeep.
1874
01:27:41,797 --> 01:27:44,007
She, uh,
kind of loaned it to me.
1875
01:27:45,551 --> 01:27:47,219
Who did all this?
1876
01:27:47,303 --> 01:27:48,637
Me and Radio Shack.
1877
01:27:51,098 --> 01:27:53,475
[engine rumbling]
1878
01:27:53,559 --> 01:27:56,353
You-- you have driven
a Jeep before, right?
1879
01:27:56,437 --> 01:27:57,438
[screaming]
1880
01:27:57,521 --> 01:28:02,021
♪ Everybody knows ♪
1881
01:28:03,194 --> 01:28:06,238
♪ Everybody knows ♪
1882
01:28:08,115 --> 01:28:11,159
♪ That's the way
the story goes ♪
1883
01:28:11,243 --> 01:28:12,911
[clamoring]
1884
01:28:14,789 --> 01:28:15,831
Got him.
1885
01:28:15,915 --> 01:28:17,750
♪ Everybody knows ♪
1886
01:28:17,833 --> 01:28:19,960
You know, personally,
I had hoped that we'd get
1887
01:28:20,044 --> 01:28:23,005
to hear him a little bit
before they nab him.
1888
01:28:23,088 --> 01:28:26,091
It'd be interesting to see
how hard he is then.
1889
01:28:27,468 --> 01:28:29,970
♪ Hi dad happy birthday ♪
1890
01:28:30,054 --> 01:28:32,347
♪ I'm in jail ♪
1891
01:28:32,431 --> 01:28:34,349
♪ Jail ♪
1892
01:28:34,433 --> 01:28:36,184
♪ Hello dad ♪
1893
01:28:36,268 --> 01:28:38,311
I I'm in jail ♪
1894
01:28:38,395 --> 01:28:39,813
♪ Hello dad ♪
1895
01:28:39,897 --> 01:28:41,732
♪ I'm in jail ♪
1896
01:28:41,816 --> 01:28:43,359
♪ Hi dad ♪
1897
01:28:43,442 --> 01:28:46,027
♪ I'm calling you from jail ♪
1898
01:28:46,111 --> 01:28:48,655
♪ Hi dad
Happy birthday ♪
1899
01:28:48,739 --> 01:28:50,949
♪ I'm in jail ♪
1900
01:28:51,033 --> 01:28:53,035
♪ Jail jail ♪
1901
01:28:53,118 --> 01:28:55,161
Hello,dad.
We're going to jail.
1902
01:28:55,246 --> 01:28:57,164
Say hi to mom!
1903
01:28:57,248 --> 01:28:59,458
♪ I'm in jail
I like it here ♪
1904
01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:01,377
♪ It's nice I like it ♪
1905
01:29:01,460 --> 01:29:04,379
Hi, folks. It seems we have
a new listener tonight.
1906
01:29:04,463 --> 01:29:06,465
Mr. Watts of the FCC.
1907
01:29:06,549 --> 01:29:08,884
Hard Harry: My favorite person
and yours, too, I know.
1908
01:29:08,968 --> 01:29:10,970
Hi, Arthur,
thanks for coming out.
1909
01:29:11,053 --> 01:29:13,764
Well, thank you for coming out.
1910
01:29:13,848 --> 01:29:15,933
Hard Harry: Imagine,
a fucking political hack
1911
01:29:16,016 --> 01:29:18,768
being in charge
of free speech in America.
1912
01:29:18,853 --> 01:29:21,146
I'll bet Watts was the guy
who took names in high school
1913
01:29:21,230 --> 01:29:22,522
when the teacher was absent.
1914
01:29:22,606 --> 01:29:24,733
This is the problem
with free speech.
1915
01:29:24,817 --> 01:29:26,318
Would you cut that thing,
please?
1916
01:29:26,402 --> 01:29:27,903
Hard Harry: He's the kind
of phony in politics
1917
01:29:27,987 --> 01:29:29,321
who wears a wig.
1918
01:29:29,405 --> 01:29:30,697
Would you just turn
the damn thing off?
1919
01:29:31,282 --> 01:29:32,366
Christ.
1920
01:29:32,449 --> 01:29:34,492
[instrumental music]
1921
01:29:37,079 --> 01:29:39,289
[distorted]
1922
01:29:40,749 --> 01:29:43,042
[engine revving]
1923
01:29:44,879 --> 01:29:46,422
[tires screeching]
1924
01:29:46,505 --> 01:29:47,756
He's obviously moving.
1925
01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:49,842
Just pull over
everything on wheels.
1926
01:29:49,925 --> 01:29:52,427
Welcome to Radio Free America.
1927
01:29:52,511 --> 01:29:53,762
America's ready, I'm ready.
1928
01:29:53,846 --> 01:29:56,139
I mean, I-- I want
a million voices
1929
01:29:56,223 --> 01:29:57,724
crying out in the wilderness.
1930
01:29:57,808 --> 01:29:59,726
Jesus, let's get serious.
1931
01:29:59,810 --> 01:30:01,561
[growling]
1932
01:30:01,645 --> 01:30:04,564
[clamoring]
1933
01:30:07,526 --> 01:30:09,110
- You're a shithead.
- Come on.
1934
01:30:09,194 --> 01:30:10,528
[clamoring]
1935
01:30:10,613 --> 01:30:12,698
Hello. Hello, anyone.
1936
01:30:12,781 --> 01:30:14,199
This is Arthur Watts.
1937
01:30:14,283 --> 01:30:16,368
I am under siege.
1938
01:30:16,452 --> 01:30:18,579
Maybe Mr. Watts
can shed some light
1939
01:30:18,662 --> 01:30:22,499
on the mysterious disappearances
of some of our students.
1940
01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:25,085
Luis Chavez, age 15
1941
01:30:25,169 --> 01:30:27,796
legally kicked out
on September 26.
1942
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:31,633
Arthur Washington, age 16,
expelled on September 27.
1943
01:30:31,717 --> 01:30:32,718
Hector Garcia
1944
01:30:32,801 --> 01:30:34,010
So what does this prove?
1945
01:30:34,094 --> 01:30:36,471
- Not everyone goes to college.
- Right.
1946
01:30:36,555 --> 01:30:37,681
Hard Harry: Edward Stall...
1947
01:30:37,765 --> 01:30:39,016
Mr. Hunter, I think you
1948
01:30:39,099 --> 01:30:41,935
should be aware of something.
1949
01:30:42,019 --> 01:30:44,604
After the school received
the money from the government
1950
01:30:44,688 --> 01:30:46,523
for every enrolled student
1951
01:30:46,607 --> 01:30:48,317
Mrs. Creswood
would then proceed
1952
01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:52,028
to weed out those
she felt were undesirable.
1953
01:30:52,112 --> 01:30:54,614
Nonsense. She doesn't know
what she's talking about.
1954
01:30:54,698 --> 01:30:56,449
In the first week of school
1955
01:30:56,533 --> 01:30:59,786
you flagged all the names
with low SAT scores
1956
01:30:59,870 --> 01:31:01,955
and started files on them, why?
1957
01:31:02,039 --> 01:31:03,582
What are you doing
with school property?
1958
01:31:03,666 --> 01:31:05,125
She asked you why.
1959
01:31:05,209 --> 01:31:06,418
For extra tutoring?
1960
01:31:06,502 --> 01:31:07,628
You expelled
over twenty students
1961
01:31:07,711 --> 01:31:09,337
in the first thirty days
of school.
1962
01:31:09,421 --> 01:31:11,423
And how many others did you
harass into dropping out?
1963
01:31:11,507 --> 01:31:13,759
And you kept the expelled
students' names on the rolls.
1964
01:31:13,842 --> 01:31:16,010
- That's illegal.
- The money went to the school.
1965
01:31:16,095 --> 01:31:17,763
It's all for the good
of the school.
1966
01:31:17,846 --> 01:31:20,640
- Those kids had rights.
- They were losers.
1967
01:31:20,724 --> 01:31:22,475
- Troublemakers.
- They're just kids.
1968
01:31:22,559 --> 01:31:24,394
I don't regret my policy.
1969
01:31:24,478 --> 01:31:27,147
It's criminal,
and I'm suspending you.
1970
01:31:27,231 --> 01:31:29,066
You can't do that.
1971
01:31:29,149 --> 01:31:30,942
Oh, I think I just did.
1972
01:31:31,026 --> 01:31:32,819
♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪
1973
01:31:32,903 --> 01:31:35,280
♪ I'm livin' in the fast lane ♪
1974
01:31:35,364 --> 01:31:37,199
♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪
1975
01:31:37,282 --> 01:31:39,200
♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪
1976
01:31:39,284 --> 01:31:41,202
♪ Pedal to the metal
goin' fast fast ♪
1977
01:31:41,286 --> 01:31:43,371
♪ Ferrari level
got the class class ♪
1978
01:31:43,455 --> 01:31:45,165
♪ Yes cold clockin'
cash 'n sex ♪
1979
01:31:45,249 --> 01:31:47,542
♪ While the mass hold hands up
to catch ♪
1980
01:31:47,626 --> 01:31:49,669
♪ Relax no complaints
it's satisfaction ♪
1981
01:31:49,753 --> 01:31:51,755
♪ No red tape -24 hour action ♪
1982
01:31:51,839 --> 01:31:53,632
♪ Meet the bizniz
get the glitz ♪
1983
01:31:53,716 --> 01:31:55,467
Please get some help.
1984
01:31:55,551 --> 01:31:57,844
♪ Trippin' trippin'
cold egotrippin' ♪
1985
01:31:57,928 --> 01:32:00,055
♪ Shattering pride
that's why they're flippin' ♪
1986
01:32:00,139 --> 01:32:02,182
♪ Sippin' '40s how ya livin' ♪
1987
01:32:02,266 --> 01:32:03,475
♪ Value is given
while you're driven ♪
1988
01:32:03,559 --> 01:32:04,601
Just drive over them.
1989
01:32:04,685 --> 01:32:06,353
♪ Fast lane ♪
1990
01:32:06,437 --> 01:32:08,397
♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪
1991
01:32:08,480 --> 01:32:10,523
♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪
1992
01:32:10,607 --> 01:32:12,609
♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪
1993
01:32:12,693 --> 01:32:14,986
♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪
1994
01:32:15,070 --> 01:32:16,780
♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪
1995
01:32:16,864 --> 01:32:19,032
♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪
1996
01:32:19,116 --> 01:32:20,575
♪ Livin' in the fast lane ♪♪
1997
01:32:20,659 --> 01:32:22,619
[grunting]
1998
01:32:22,703 --> 01:32:24,663
Oh, jeez, my harmonizer.
1999
01:32:24,747 --> 01:32:25,706
Forget it. Hold on.
2000
01:32:25,789 --> 01:32:26,873
I gotta get us out of here.
2001
01:32:30,544 --> 01:32:32,837
[tires screeching]
2002
01:32:35,007 --> 01:32:37,426
I needed that
to disguise my voice.
2003
01:32:37,509 --> 01:32:39,010
Oh, give me a minute.
Maybe we can fix it.
2004
01:32:44,349 --> 01:32:46,601
Jesus.
2005
01:32:46,685 --> 01:32:48,019
Mark: Look at this.
2006
01:32:50,981 --> 01:32:52,774
Fuck it.
I'm going on without that thing.
2007
01:32:52,858 --> 01:32:53,900
No. I think I've got it.
2008
01:32:57,946 --> 01:33:00,031
Okay.
2009
01:33:00,115 --> 01:33:01,699
This is really me now.
2010
01:33:01,784 --> 01:33:03,118
No more hiding.
2011
01:33:06,163 --> 01:33:07,455
Listen.
2012
01:33:07,539 --> 01:33:09,499
Hard Harry: We're all worried.
2013
01:33:09,583 --> 01:33:11,793
We're all in pain.
2014
01:33:11,877 --> 01:33:15,088
That just that comes with
having eyes, with having ears.
2015
01:33:15,172 --> 01:33:17,507
But just remember one thing.
2016
01:33:17,591 --> 01:33:21,344
It can't get any worse.
It can only get better.
2017
01:33:21,428 --> 01:33:23,096
I mean, high school
is the bottom.
2018
01:33:23,180 --> 01:33:25,724
Being a teenager sucks,
but that's the point.
2019
01:33:25,808 --> 01:33:28,101
Surviving it is the whole point.
2020
01:33:28,185 --> 01:33:30,979
Quitting is not
going to make you strong.
2021
01:33:31,063 --> 01:33:33,899
Living Will, so just hang on
2022
01:33:33,982 --> 01:33:37,235
and hang in there.
2023
01:33:37,319 --> 01:33:40,822
You know, I.. I know all about
the hating and the sneering.
2024
01:33:40,906 --> 01:33:44,326
I'm a member of the
"Why bother?" generation myself.
2025
01:33:44,409 --> 01:33:47,120
But why did I bother
to come out here tonight?
2026
01:33:48,205 --> 01:33:49,998
And why did you?
2027
01:33:50,082 --> 01:33:52,250
I mean, it's time.
2028
01:33:52,334 --> 01:33:56,004
It begins with us,
not with politicians
2029
01:33:56,088 --> 01:33:58,381
the experts, or the teachers,
but with us.
2030
01:33:59,675 --> 01:34:01,426
With you and with me.
2031
01:34:02,469 --> 01:34:04,387
The ones who need it most.
2032
01:34:04,471 --> 01:34:08,475
I believe with everything
that's in me
2033
01:34:08,559 --> 01:34:11,687
that the whole world
is longing for healing.
2034
01:34:13,063 --> 01:34:16,024
Even the... even the trees
2035
01:34:16,108 --> 01:34:19,277
and the Earth itself
are crying out for it.
2036
01:34:19,361 --> 01:34:21,196
You can hear it everywhere.
2037
01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:22,364
It's the same kind of healing
2038
01:34:22,447 --> 01:34:25,533
I desperately needed and...
2039
01:34:28,453 --> 01:34:29,871
finally feel has begun
2040
01:34:31,415 --> 01:34:32,457
with you.
2041
01:34:32,541 --> 01:34:34,584
[helicopter blades whirring]
2042
01:34:35,919 --> 01:34:38,838
[instrumental music]
2043
01:34:41,675 --> 01:34:43,593
[sirens wailing]
2044
01:34:44,887 --> 01:34:47,347
[helicopter whirring]
2045
01:34:47,431 --> 01:34:50,350
[sirens wailing]
2046
01:35:00,027 --> 01:35:02,070
[intense music]
2047
01:35:03,363 --> 01:35:04,322
[helicopter blades whirring]
2048
01:35:04,406 --> 01:35:06,658
[sirens wailing]
2049
01:35:06,742 --> 01:35:09,661
[music continues]
2050
01:35:22,507 --> 01:35:24,133
[helicopter blades whirring]
2051
01:35:25,636 --> 01:35:27,137
Hard Harry: Everyone
listen up!
2052
01:35:27,221 --> 01:35:30,098
It's not over yet,
this is just the beginning
2053
01:35:30,182 --> 01:35:31,600
but it's up to you.
2054
01:35:31,683 --> 01:35:34,477
I'm calling for every kid
to seize the air.
2055
01:35:34,561 --> 01:35:36,938
Steal it. It belongs to you.
2056
01:35:37,022 --> 01:35:38,189
Speak out.
2057
01:35:38,273 --> 01:35:39,649
They can't stop you.
2058
01:35:39,733 --> 01:35:42,068
Find your voice and use it.
2059
01:35:42,152 --> 01:35:44,404
Keep this thing going.
Pick a name.
2060
01:35:44,488 --> 01:35:45,780
Go on the air.
2061
01:35:45,864 --> 01:35:48,533
It's your life.
Take charge of it. Do it.
2062
01:35:48,617 --> 01:35:50,160
Try it, try anything.
2063
01:35:51,286 --> 01:35:52,537
Spill your guts out.
2064
01:35:52,621 --> 01:35:54,331
Say shit and fuck
a million times
2065
01:35:54,414 --> 01:35:57,417
if you want to, but you decide.
2066
01:35:57,501 --> 01:35:59,544
Fill the air. Steal it.
2067
01:35:59,628 --> 01:36:01,004
Keep the air alive!
2068
01:36:01,088 --> 01:36:03,131
[crowd gasping]
2069
01:36:03,215 --> 01:36:05,342
[intense music]
2070
01:36:05,425 --> 01:36:07,301
[camera shutter clicks]
2071
01:36:08,929 --> 01:36:10,722
Woman 2: Harry!
2072
01:36:15,394 --> 01:36:18,397
Woman 3: We're behind you all
the way, Harry.
2073
01:36:18,480 --> 01:36:20,732
Man 7: You talked to me, man.
You really talked to me.
2074
01:36:21,900 --> 01:36:24,360
Woman 4: You're the one, man.
2075
01:36:24,444 --> 01:36:26,654
Man 8: We believe in you, Harry.
Stay tough, man.
2076
01:36:27,656 --> 01:36:29,324
Man 9: You did great.
2077
01:36:29,408 --> 01:36:31,827
Man 10: Just forget it, man.
We believe in you, Harry.
2078
01:36:34,037 --> 01:36:35,788
- Harry!
- We're with you, man.
2079
01:36:35,872 --> 01:36:38,958
- We're with you all the way.
- Harry!
2080
01:36:39,042 --> 01:36:40,168
Talk hard!
2081
01:36:40,252 --> 01:36:43,171
[crowd cheering]
2082
01:36:43,964 --> 01:36:46,841
[clamoring]
2083
01:36:47,759 --> 01:36:50,595
Harry! We love you.
2084
01:36:50,679 --> 01:36:53,348
Woman on radio: Hi, everybody,
this is Amy at 97 FM
2085
01:36:53,432 --> 01:36:55,976
in Springfield,
and my show is "Radioactive."
2086
01:36:56,059 --> 01:36:57,560
Can anyone out there hear me?
2087
01:36:57,644 --> 01:36:59,437
Woman on radio: Sick
of silence, let it out.
2088
01:36:59,521 --> 01:37:01,898
Man on radio: This is Ethan
from LA, and I'm here...
2089
01:37:01,982 --> 01:37:03,358
Woman on radio: Are you running
in the streets?
2090
01:37:03,442 --> 01:37:05,360
Call the real runaway hotline
2091
01:37:05,444 --> 01:37:07,237
KCAT,
Los Gatos, California.
2092
01:37:07,321 --> 01:37:09,114
Woman on radio: This is
"I am, are you?"
2093
01:37:09,197 --> 01:37:10,656
Man on radio: No protection,
I'm from New Jersey.
2094
01:37:10,741 --> 01:37:12,159
Woman on radio:
Hi, you're on the air.
2095
01:37:12,242 --> 01:37:13,534
Woman on radio:
Turn on the truth.
2096
01:37:13,618 --> 01:37:14,744
♪ Stand ♪
2097
01:37:14,828 --> 01:37:16,287
♪ In the end ♪
2098
01:37:16,371 --> 01:37:18,956
♪ You'll still be you ♪
2099
01:37:19,041 --> 01:37:22,669
♪ One that's done all the things
you set out to do ♪
2100
01:37:22,753 --> 01:37:24,546
♪ Stand ♪
2101
01:37:24,629 --> 01:37:28,007
♪ There's a cross
for you to bear ♪
2102
01:37:28,091 --> 01:37:31,677
♪ Things to go through
if you're going anywhere ♪
2103
01:37:32,721 --> 01:37:34,139
♪ Stand ♪
2104
01:37:34,222 --> 01:37:38,059
♪ For the things
you know are right ♪
2105
01:37:38,143 --> 01:37:42,021
♪ It's the truth that the truth
makes them so uptight ♪
2106
01:37:42,105 --> 01:37:43,439
♪ Stand ♪
2107
01:37:43,523 --> 01:37:47,151
I All the things
you want are real ♪
2108
01:37:47,235 --> 01:37:50,905
♪ You have you to complete
and there is no deal ♪
2109
01:37:52,491 --> 01:37:53,742
♪ Everybody ♪
2110
01:37:53,825 --> 01:37:55,493
♪ Stand ♪
2111
01:37:55,577 --> 01:37:57,662
♪ Stand ♪
2112
01:37:57,746 --> 01:38:00,039
♪ Stand ♪
2113
01:38:01,750 --> 01:38:03,752
♪ Stand ♪
2114
01:38:03,835 --> 01:38:07,338
♪ You've been sitting
much too long ♪
2115
01:38:07,422 --> 01:38:11,008
♪ There's a permanent crease
in your right and wrong ♪
2116
01:38:11,093 --> 01:38:12,469
♪ Stand ♪
2117
01:38:12,552 --> 01:38:16,264
♪ Well there's a midget
standing tall ♪
2118
01:38:16,348 --> 01:38:20,810
♪ And a giant beside him
about to fall ♪
2119
01:38:20,894 --> 01:38:22,812
♪ Everybody ♪
2120
01:38:22,896 --> 01:38:24,689
♪ Stand ♪
2121
01:38:24,773 --> 01:38:26,733
♪ Stand ♪
2122
01:38:26,817 --> 01:38:29,277
♪ Stand ♪
2123
01:38:30,987 --> 01:38:32,697
♪ Stand ♪
2124
01:38:32,781 --> 01:38:34,574
♪ Stand ♪
2125
01:38:34,658 --> 01:38:38,912
♪ Stand ♪
2126
01:38:38,995 --> 01:38:40,579
♪ Stand ♪
2127
01:38:40,664 --> 01:38:44,376
♪ They will try
to make you crawl ♪
2128
01:38:44,459 --> 01:38:46,544
♪ And they know
what you're saying ♪
2129
01:38:46,628 --> 01:38:47,962
♪ Makes sense and all ♪
2130
01:38:48,046 --> 01:38:49,338
♪ Stand ♪
2131
01:38:49,423 --> 01:38:53,218
♪ Don't you know
that you are free ♪
2132
01:38:53,301 --> 01:38:57,013
♪ Well at least in your mind
if you want to be ♪
2133
01:38:57,097 --> 01:38:58,723
♪ Everybody Stand ♪
2134
01:39:00,100 --> 01:39:01,559
♪ Stand ♪
2135
01:39:01,643 --> 01:39:04,062
♪ Stand ♪
2136
01:39:05,730 --> 01:39:07,523
♪ Stand ♪
2137
01:39:07,607 --> 01:39:09,442
♪ Stand ♪
2138
01:39:09,526 --> 01:39:11,819
♪ Stand ♪
2139
01:39:13,488 --> 01:39:14,697
♪ Unh'
2140
01:39:15,824 --> 01:39:18,076
♪ Get up ♪
2141
01:39:18,160 --> 01:39:22,205
♪ Na na na na na
na na na na nah yeah ♪
2142
01:39:22,289 --> 01:39:23,832
♪ Na na na na na
na na na na nah nah ♪
2143
01:39:23,915 --> 01:39:26,125
♪ Get up gotta stand together ♪
2144
01:39:27,419 --> 01:39:29,087
♪ Stand ♪
2145
01:39:29,171 --> 01:39:30,505
♪ Stand ♪
2146
01:39:30,589 --> 01:39:31,631
♪ Na na na na na na na na nah ♪
2147
01:39:31,715 --> 01:39:33,049
♪ Get up ♪
2148
01:39:33,133 --> 01:39:35,343
♪ So take my hand ♪
2149
01:39:35,427 --> 01:39:37,971
♪ Yeah we gotta stand together ♪
2150
01:39:38,054 --> 01:39:39,013
♪ Stand ♪
2151
01:39:39,097 --> 01:39:40,348
♪ Everybody ♪
2152
01:39:40,432 --> 01:39:44,227
♪ Na na na na na
na na na na nah ♪
2153
01:39:44,311 --> 01:39:47,439
♪ Na na na na na
na na na na nah yeah ♪
2154
01:39:47,522 --> 01:39:48,773
♪ Stand ♪
2155
01:39:48,857 --> 01:39:49,816
♪ Na na na na na ♪
2156
01:39:49,900 --> 01:39:51,359
♪ Get up ♪
2157
01:39:51,443 --> 01:39:53,194
♪ Take my hand ♪
2158
01:39:53,278 --> 01:39:55,405
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2159
01:39:55,489 --> 01:39:57,157
♪ Unh ♪
2160
01:39:57,240 --> 01:39:58,449
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2161
01:39:59,659 --> 01:40:01,494
♪ Get up take my hand ♪
2162
01:40:01,578 --> 01:40:02,620
♪ Stand ♪
2163
01:40:04,080 --> 01:40:06,540
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2164
01:40:06,625 --> 01:40:09,461
♪ Unh! Get up ♪
2165
01:40:09,544 --> 01:40:12,171
♪ Stand ♪
2166
01:40:12,255 --> 01:40:14,590
♪ Stand together hey ♪
2167
01:40:16,092 --> 01:40:17,551
♪ Come take my hand ♪
2168
01:40:18,386 --> 01:40:20,096
♪ Stand ♪
2169
01:40:20,180 --> 01:40:22,307
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2170
01:40:22,390 --> 01:40:24,433
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2171
01:40:24,518 --> 01:40:29,018
[indistinct]
2172
01:40:30,398 --> 01:40:32,024
♪ Everybody ♪
2173
01:40:32,108 --> 01:40:36,070
♪ Na na na na na
na na na na nah yeah ♪
2174
01:40:36,154 --> 01:40:37,780
♪ Na na na na na
na na na na nah ♪
2175
01:40:37,864 --> 01:40:39,699
♪ Get up we gotta
stand together ♪
2176
01:40:41,284 --> 01:40:43,119
♪ Stand ♪
2177
01:40:43,203 --> 01:40:44,412
♪ Stand ♪
2178
01:40:45,664 --> 01:40:46,998
♪ Get up ♪
2179
01:40:47,082 --> 01:40:48,416
♪ Stand ♪
2180
01:40:48,500 --> 01:40:50,043
♪ Yeah ♪
2181
01:40:50,126 --> 01:40:52,294
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2182
01:40:54,422 --> 01:40:55,423
♪ Get up ♪
2183
01:40:55,507 --> 01:40:56,758
♪ Stand ♪
2184
01:40:58,134 --> 01:41:00,427
♪ Stand together ♪
2185
01:41:02,013 --> 01:41:04,056
♪ Come take my hand ♪
2186
01:41:04,140 --> 01:41:05,975
♪ Stand ♪
2187
01:41:06,059 --> 01:41:08,144
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2188
01:41:08,228 --> 01:41:10,396
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2189
01:41:10,480 --> 01:41:11,814
♪ Get up ♪
2190
01:41:11,898 --> 01:41:14,066
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2191
01:41:15,235 --> 01:41:16,194
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2192
01:41:16,278 --> 01:41:17,237
♪ Get up ♪
2193
01:41:17,320 --> 01:41:18,279
♪ Everybody ♪
2194
01:41:18,363 --> 01:41:19,822
♪ Stand ♪
2195
01:41:19,906 --> 01:41:22,241
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2196
01:41:22,325 --> 01:41:23,701
♪ Get up ♪
2197
01:41:23,785 --> 01:41:24,869
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2198
01:41:24,953 --> 01:41:25,912
♪ Stand ♪
2199
01:41:25,996 --> 01:41:27,038
♪ Stand ♪
2200
01:41:28,748 --> 01:41:30,040
♪ Oooh ♪
2201
01:41:30,125 --> 01:41:31,668
♪ Let's stand together ♪
2202
01:41:31,751 --> 01:41:34,420
♪ Let's stand together ♪♪
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